@rotund field
#๐ฌใกgeneral-off-topic
random surge
mighty remnant
IM NOT 1702
woa
rotund field
im 17 elo ๐
dense turtle
IM NOT 1702
ok 1702 rapid
hollow bay
eee
rotund field
ok 1702 rapid
Shushhhh
dense turtle
why is your bullet better than your blitz
rotund field
why is your bullet better than your blitz
Uhhh blitz is hella hard
dense turtle
no
rotund field
yes
dense turtle
bullet harder
rotund field
Nah im fast
dense turtle
bullet is literally p2w
dense turtle
ok
dense turtle
no
rotund field
yes
dense turtle
no
random surge
I hate both bullet and blitz it's debatable of either of them are even real chess
dense turtle
on 5th may 2023 at 14:27 gmt+8 you said "lichess blitz is easy"
ignore the first word
rotund field
I hate both bullet and blitz it's debatable of either of them are even real ches...
real chess, just not traditional
rotund field
on 5th may 2023 at 14:27 gmt+8 you said "lichess blitz is easy"
thats lichess, blitz there is easy idk why ๐
2136 blitz lichess ๐ฅต
dense turtle
skull
random surge
real chess, just not traditional
Rapid is the only true version because you actually have time to think about how you can win by checkmate instead of thinking how you can win by timeout in bullet and blitz
rotund field
Rapid is the only true version because you actually have time to think about ho...
Ehhh when u get better u might think differently
random surge
Also I don't know why but my time goes down way faster than my opponents when I'm playing bullet or blitz
grim edge
Scotch gambit and phillidor defense ftw
random surge
Probably because of my internet lag I don't know
dense turtle
yet i have this message archived from your old account before you left the server for a month saying "blitz games are easy yall just suck ๐ฅต"
sonic dragon
i want to 1v1 someone above 1000 elo
im only 700
i can beat an 1000 elo person i think
random surge
i want to 1v1 someone above 1000 elo
Ok sure
rotund field
Scotch gambit and phillidor defense ftw
I love playing hella aggressive in the philidor
sonic dragon
ok
dense turtle
@rotund field what opening do you think i should learn (around 900 level) (dont say opening principles)
for black
rotund field
<@690438659849322496> what opening do you think i should learn (around 900 level...
Dont learn one!!
dense turtle
istg
dense turtle
they fun though
rotund field
ehhh i dont like em
vernal musk
Hey ppl!!
dense turtle
boring
vernal musk
Hi aashish!
Hii
vernal musk
hi aaashish
Hellooo
vernal musk
I suck at endgames
vernal musk
I somehow always lose a pawn in the endgame and lose
dense turtle
especially when ur better than ur opponent
๐
rotund field
I somehow always lose a pawn in the endgame and lose
i usually win heavy piece endgames
vernal musk
Nice
stable jungleBOT
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dense turtle
my strength in chess is a hidden knife in my jacket !!!!!!
vernal musk
my strength in chess is a hidden knife in my jacket !!!!!!
Ok
rotund field
cute!
dense turtle
with this one simple trick i win many fm im and gm
half pike
Hi chat
dense turtle
hi
dense turtle
i have a cat
rotund field
vernal musk
Any of yall got pets
Yes no
rotund field
We need more ppl in that thread
grim edge
Cats are cool!
hard gale
ye
tawny merlin
GUYS I MADe 3 brilliants today
vernal musk
#1106740545558163527 upvote this all of you!!!
tawny merlin
How do i check all my brilliants life time? game
vestal dirge
my strength in chess is a hidden knife in my jacket !!!!!!
my power is an intercontinental ballistic missile gambit
rotund field
how do i show my brilliant moves in this server?
tawny merlin
bro i rejoined this sever yesterday i used to be trusted
rotund field
I made a blunder after a brilliant
STILL GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE
grim edge
GUYS I MADe 3 brilliants today
Congrats I can't even make 1 in a match 
worn iceBOT
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vernal musk
Anh
tawny merlin
my blitz peak is diff now how do i change it
half pike
STILL GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE
That was a missclick
rotund field
That was a missclick
SHUSH BE HAPPYY
cursive parrot
lol
vernal musk
my blitz peak is diff now how do i change it
/disconnect and then /connect
half pike
SHUSH BE HAPPYY
I missclick the blunder
worn iceBOT
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rotund field
I missclick the blunder
Awwwww:(. ๐ช?
vernal musk
MY BLITZ ISNT 335
I said type /disconnect
rotund field
FIX IT chess mods
๐๐
torn slate
yo
half pike
FIX IT chess mods
Let me try
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 567 (570 peak)
Blitz: 335 (707 peak)
Bullet: 575 (590 peak)
Name: real Not (my0ka)
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Rapid: 1020 (1024 peak)
Blitz: 779 (1100 peak)
Bullet: 531 (631 peak)
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Rapid: 1155 (1155 peak)
Blitz: 514 (573 peak)
Bullet: 405 (405 peak)
tawny merlin
im not 335 blitz
grim edge
Hello! ๐
rotund field
Hooray
vernal musk
TYPE /DISCONNECT @tawny merlin
mossy vector
Yoooo
rotund field
Profile spam
mossy vector
๐ค
tawny merlin
TYPE /DISCONNECT <@830205605389926420>
I DID
tawny merlin
YUES
vernal musk
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worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 1803 (1806 peak)
Blitz: 1565 (1618 peak)
Bullet: 1648 (1648 peak)
vernal musk
Stop spamming
grim edge
rotund field
vernal musk
@tawny merlin How to update /profile:
- Disconnect your Discord under https://chess.com/settings/connected-accounts
- Use /disconnect
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worn iceBOT
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Rapid: 567 (570 peak)
Blitz: 335 (707 peak)
Bullet: 575 (590 peak)
cursive parrot
Dude! That profile needs an award
top g
tawny merlin
UGH THIS IS BROKEN
vernal musk
Man u dumb stop spamming @tawny merlin
half pike
vernal musk
@tawny merlin #๐พใกalbert-spam
grim edge
Like no offense to y'all but I'm not clicking on no links, sooooo...
vernal musk
Spam cmds there
unreal flame
๐
grim edge
<@830205605389926420> How to update /profile:
1. Disconnect your Discord under h...
๐
rotund field
Grrrr
torn slate
lol
last verge
chess takes d4
half pike
Rip
rotund field
chess takes d4
Brilliant move
vernal musk
chess takes d4
Nf6
vernal musk
lol
half pike
Rha8
unreal flame
Honestly you can check links just copy it and use a url checker
rotund field
I need to learn the trompowski
last verge
Brilliant move
im doing my multivariable calc work rn the torque vector is confusing me
grim edge
i hate lolis
vernal musk
I need to learn the trompowski
That's a good attack
grim edge
Ok! I made myself look like a dumbass ๐ but that's ok because you know what, I'm new here so where good right?
lolis represent some sick pedo's dream that should burn in hell
if someone in this room likes lolis i will call the fbi on you
rotund field
im doing my multivariable calc work rn the torque vector is confusing me
dawg im having trouble with simplifying radicals ๐ญ
grim edge
lolis represent some sick pedo's dream that should burn in hell
Say what now?
vernal musk
Omg
grim edge
Say what now?
lolis are pedophillia fight me
rotund field
lolis represent some sick pedo's dream that should burn in hell
Hey pro tip, donโt speak about that here
half pike
Chat gbt just sacrifice THE KING
grim edge
lolis are pedophillia fight me
I don't even know what that is?
last verge
dawg im having trouble with simplifying radicals ๐ญ
im trying to figure out why the torque vector acts parallel to the axis of rotation when the force applied is perpendicular to the radius vector and why the torque vector's orientation varies when the force angle varies
half pike
0:
restive storm
im trying to figure out why the torque vector acts parallel to the axis of rotat...
chess takes d4
rotund field
im trying to figure out why the torque vector acts parallel to the axis of rotat...
y=mx+b i think
grim edge
Lolis ?
last verge
chess takes d4
KE = 1/2 mv^2, RKE = 1/2 Iw^2, EPE = 1/2 kx^2
rotund field
vernal musk
Upvote #1106740545558163527 !!!
restive storm
KE = 1/2 mv^2, RKE = 1/2 Iw^2, EPE = 1/2 kx^2
what
rotund field
Duck is kinda smart
vernal musk
Upvote <#1106740545558163527> !!!
UPVOTE IT!!! 
restive storm
Guys are we talking about the C57 Italian Game: Two Knights Defense, Lolli Attack?
unreal flame
I tried to play an ai language bot in chess it just forgets about the game in like 6 moves in to talk bout random nonsense
grim edge
did anyone hear ed gale tried to call a kid over to his place
rotund field
Guys are we talking about the **C57 Italian Game: Two Knights Defense, Lolli Att...
LMAO
vernal musk
@grim edge @grim edge @unreal flame @restive storm upvote #1106740545558163527
restive storm
Um -- I'm sorry but how do you pronounce your name? I'm just curious ๐
I haven't told people that yet
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> <@456226577798135808> <@470695850486530058> <@723690502355...
the heck does upvote mean
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> <@456226577798135808> <@470695850486530058> <@723690502355...
Yea?
rotund field
<@456226577798135808> <@456226577798135808> <@470695850486530058> <@723690502355...
Aashish dont ping for telling ppl to upvote ๐ญ
vernal musk
the heck does upvote mean
Click on the brilliant on top
restive storm
spring constant
vernal musk
Aashish dont ping for telling ppl to upvote ๐ญ
I wanted to help the guy get some upvotes
restive storm
<@456226577798135808> <@456226577798135808> <@470695850486530058> <@723690502355...
what
rotund field
I wanted to help the guy get some upvotes
Ik but dont ping
rotund field
Inconceivable
grim edge
howard the duck likes little kids i swear he got cought trying to chat with little boys
vernal musk
Nvm I doubt ppl know what upvotes mean
rotund field
howard the duck likes little kids i swear he got cought trying to chat with litt...
you are obsessed with this topic ๐ญ
vernal musk
howard the duck likes little kids i swear he got cought trying to chat with litt...
Kids also like ducks
grim edge
Kids also like ducks
ed gale the va for howard the duck and chucky tried to lure kids over to his place for ... that
dawn trout
Howard ?
vernal musk
ed gale the va for howard the duck and chucky tried to lure kids over to his pla...
Is he in this server?
grim edge
Is he in this server?
no just thought it was note worthy to say
vernal musk
Good
rotund field
Howard from americas got talent ๐
grim edge
grim edge
i have ios how can i download chess books ?
Books?
last verge
yes meeeee :3
rotund field
Hmmm this doesnt seem right to post here
restive storm
yes meeeee :3
don't add that emoticon at the end
ripe raven
i have ios how can i download chess books ?
I have some sites that have free books
grim edge
i think i made my first brilliant move to a player while not knowing wtf im doing but it was M3
last verge
don't add that emoticon at the end
Sicilian Defense: Open, Dragon, Levenfish Variation
grim edge
True ๐
rotund field
don't add that emoticon at the end
~<
vernal musk
I reached 7k messages 
torpid lintel
Hey zel
flat torrent
Hi
rotund field
I reached 7k messages <:POGGIES:1074551972218286081> <:POGGIES:10745519722182860...
laughs in 60k
restive storm
**Sicilian Defense: Open, Dragon, Levenfish Variation**
lol
vernal musk
**laughs in 60k**
rotund field
<:Sadge:754408587735859331>
grim edge
i think i made my first brilliant move to a player while not knowing wtf im doin...
Your new to chess to? A welcome to my world! ๐
torpid lintel
Zel
queen saffron
I have some sites that have free books
wher budd
vernal musk
Tf is wrong with discord lmao
torpid lintel
Tf is wrong with discord lmao
Close and open it again lol
rotund field
So your dog understand when you say fight? <:POGGIES:1074551972218286081>
no but he was playful
grim edge
vernal musk
Close and open it again lol
Mobile app too many problems
queen saffron
sure thnk @ripe raven
grim edge
Does the dog play chess?
queen saffron
true maan @vernal musk
torpid lintel
no but he was playful
Your dog and cat is too cute! :)
gaunt oyster
bro does anyone have a extra microsoft amazon gift card tingy
unreal flame
forr free?
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/16377 here's an ebook that you can download by Howard Staunton
vernal musk
true maan <@375635458019033088>
Maan??
rotund field
Your dog and cat is too cute! \:)
Look at this cat someone posted and I snatched!
torpid lintel
Mobile app too many problems
grim edge
rotund field
That ones not terrible
:3
restive storm
Actually most emoticons without a w mouth are fine
rotund field
I personally donโt like this one
:p
grim edge
Well, I think I'm going to head out everyone so byeeee! ๐
rotund field
Well, I think I'm going to head out everyone so byeeee! ๐
Byebye!
torpid lintel
Look at this cat someone posted and I snatched!
rotund field
That one I personally donโt hate
:D
rotund field
That one is fine
:v
ripe raven
sure thnk <@1031294391249281155>
look at my message in your private
rotund field
That one is fine
;-;
torpid lintel
Well, I think I'm going to head out everyone so byeeee! ๐
Bye! :)
rotund field
all other ones are repeats
restive storm
Just none with w mouth
rotund field
^w^ ๐
restive storm
โ ๏ธ
grim edge
yeah around there
mental steppe
Hi guys, I'm new here. How should I get better at chess? My rating currently is around 1000.
mild apex
Back
torpid lintel
Hi guys, I'm new here. How should I get better at chess? My rating currently is ...
Yes Hey welcome! Make sure to connect type /connect look here #โใกserver-faq so you can get full access of this server for example #๐งฉใกdaily-puzzle you can do puzzles there, #๐ฌใกimprovement-talk or #1039982616159465595 you can ask there anything related to improvement in chess!
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- Play opening principle Control the center
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- ask your self is it safe to take? Do my opponent have checkmate attacks? And more!
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Sry if I missed something
mild apex
Meow mohit
torpid lintel
Hi :)
mild apex
And gd bye mohit
torpid lintel
grim edge
Yes Hey welcome! Make sure to connect type /connect look here <#1069666067313...
why is bro posting a wall of text. @mental steppe if you want to get better at chess, play bullet. PLAY SO MUCH BULLET YOU CRY
match your bullet rating to your rapid rating
also practice openings
torpid lintel
why is bro posting a wall of text. <@925850083830947890> if you want to get bett...
Bullet not good for improvement lol
grim edge
Bullet not good for improvement lol
yes it is
bullet is literally puzzle practice but in real games
puzzle rush + openings practice
mild apex
Ew the trusted colour role is so less attractive, make it neon red
torpid lintel
๐
sacred steeple
hi
torpid lintel
yeah but he's 1000
He still should not play bullet first he need to get good at slow games haha
grim edge
He still should not play bullet first he need to get good at slow games haha
1000 is already fairly good at slow games.
I bet my bullet rating is higher than yours
wanna go?
2000s are advanced level players
I only play bullet 10ish times a day
torpid lintel
1000 is already fairly good at slow games.
They need to get more better and bullet not help then improve I guess you can look here #1040028251965358121 Improve post
grim edge
guys treat your 1000 rated opponents like they're 600s
brazen smelt
clever bear
@bright surge wanna play
merry hamlet
when you play the QGA as white ๐
torpid lintel
when you play the QGA as white ๐
grim edge
what is this position
merry hamlet
I got every move type this game
grave wasp
Guys, slight issue. I think I may have broken Discord....
merry hamlet
grim edge
does missed win still exist?
dense turtle
<:missedwin:823649154768175106>
yes
grave wasp
grim edge
they in fact exist but in the game review screen are just called misses
torpid lintel
Guys, slight issue. I think I may have broken Discord....
Lol is that edit? ๐
merry hamlet
they in fact exist but in the game review screen are just called misses
lol then I really DID get every move type
grave wasp
Lol is that edit? ๐
it's an actual ss I took before discord closed on me
torpid lintel
it's an actual ss I took before discord closed on me
Idk discord crash on my app too :( it's all after updates haha
grim edge
it was an easy game. The blunders were definitely missed wins
neon geyser
im dead
grim edge
REAL
main quiver
tell me if im wrong but beginners will play an a or h pawn and move their rook to rank 3
it's so dumb cus now bishop can take
grim edge
what is bro talking about
lucid minnow
https://www.chess.com/game/live/77691059185 I was going to resign this game but "never resign worked"
grim edge
What
grim edge
Why
spring roost
I am bad
grim edge
Same with me ๐ฟ
neon geyser
(Hes a grandmaster secretly)
grim edge
(Hes a grandmaster secretly)
๐ค
neon geyser
He's undercover!!1111
spring roost
Really
echo seal
Men
neon geyser
no im being sarcastic
spring roost
Play a match against me
echo seal
Why is there slow mode
neon geyser
unfortunately
spring roost
What's your elo @neon geyser
grim edge
Sad
neon geyser
we need to think before we play a move
neon geyser
What's your elo <@474175456409812992>
1161
grim edge
we need to think before we play a move
Not for me its by sheer luck that u even win in 3 moves
neon geyser
small rip
neon geyser
Doesn't everyone with a brain know that
I meant the slowmode
spring roost
Can u play for me fuwuu
neon geyser
Can u play for me fuwuu
nooo i cant i hit my max for the day
grim edge
nooo i cant i hit my max for the day
What max
neon geyser
I played terribely and won by sheer luck
grim edge
I only play 3 games a day
Why
spring roost
Fuwu play with my id
neon geyser
so that i dont play bad and stuff
alpine torrent
xD?
neon geyser
like I want to analyze those games and stuff
elder garnet
gotham does the middle finger
neon geyser
his eyes staring at me
grim edge
gotham does the middle finger
Wouldn't be surprised if he did that
neon geyser
Why
ppl have limited focus time (I think around 4 hours) and I played some 15|1 games and i still have to study for college entrance exams
neon geyser
thats somewhat the reason
spring roost
@grim edge can u play a match against me
neon geyser
Upcat is scaring me ๐
grim edge
@neon geyser do it for me
neon geyser
waht
grim edge
Just this once
neon geyser
i can't
grim edge
๐
alpine torrent
Any1 wanna play me?
grim edge
Any1 wanna play me?
@spring roost
spring roost
Mee
alpine torrent
But in learning
I'm*
spring roost
hakai012
alpine torrent
Sent
spring roost
I did
random surge
I kid you not I literally went in the bathroom and cried for like 3 minutes straight afterwards
spring roost
Send it @grim edge
wraith geyser
I'm 750 score
K
random surge
Because there's nowhere else for black to go without being captured
alpine torrent
...
spring roost
Hey i will send a challenge @alpine torrent
alpine torrent
Ok 5 min
spring roost
Whats the best opening
torpid lintel
Whats the best opening
There is no best opening in chess
Look here #1040028251965358121 Opening post
random surge
Oh are you talking about the evaluation?
torpid lintel
Is that book move?
glossy radish
heyo
torpid lintel
Hey v
random surge
I mean yeah white looks better to me so I don't know
spring roost
@alpine torrent whennn
vapid ivy
hey guys
alpine torrent
<@793997823402049576> whennn
U didn't make first move
torpid lintel
Lol I didn't know that.
So the plan of Nf8 is to play f6 on next move? ๐
spring roost
Sorry again
wraith geyser
U didn't make first move
Wanna play?
torpid lintel
Ah
manic tundra
Hey! Any other reasonably terrible beginners wanna play
alpine torrent
Wanna play?
Ok what's ur rating
glossy radish
!welcome @spring roost
stable jungleBOT
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torpid lintel
I gotta see that opening and try to understand it haha
keen agate
hello
keen agate
wassup guys
wraith geyser
Ok what's ur rating
870
spring roost
@alpine torrent agian
alpine torrent
Hey! Any other reasonably terrible beginners wanna play
Me ig
wraith geyser
Hey! Any other reasonably terrible beginners wanna play
Me
alpine torrent
<@793997823402049576> agian
I'm sendig
spring roost
Send
torpid lintel
Okay! ๐
glossy radish
keen agate
vapid ivy
whats your rating?
mystic rock
Im 1200
torpid lintel
where is the bot channel
#๐พใกalbert-spam
keen agate
theres a bunch ๐ฅฑ
no one reply to help me
glossy radish
no one reply to help me
whats wrong?
keen agate
<#1070355595397431306>
ok
glossy radish
ok
you can use bot commands here, but theyre seen by you only unless you use /profile
wraith geyser
Anyone for a game?
keen agate
Anyone for a game?
come
keen agate
I send link?
ok
mighty remnant
torpid lintel
@glossy radish I blunder my queen and opponent didn't saw it
torpid lintel
mohit the legend <:POGGIES:1074551972218286081>
And I blunder it 3 times in same game :)
glossy radish
MOHIT
torpid lintel
Still win haha
glossy radish
what was the tc
torpid lintel
what was the tc
10 min
torpid lintel
mohit you did excellent
This :)
spring roost
GG @alpine torrent
alpine torrent
GG <@793997823402049576>
Again?
spring roost
Ok
torpid lintel
mohit youre so so lucky ๐ญ
Sometimes yes xD
keen agate
when pic perms ?
alpine torrent
Almost but it's a draw gg
glossy radish
when pic perms ?
sigh use /trust
torpid lintel
when pic perms ?
!trusted
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strange skiff
when pic perms ?
glossy radish
oh my nutcrackers ANITTA!!
torpid lintel
Hey Anitta :)
glossy radish
veepo
strange skiff
I'm currenly on level 22 of a game in cool math games
keen agate
sigh use /trust
dawg
glossy radish
WOT
alpine torrent
Any1 down for a game?
gentle steppe
crimson kraken
sup
turbid bough
Any1 down for a game?
Yea I will beat you
torpid lintel
https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-bloxorz
Math?
strange skiff
hey again yeeha
gentle steppe
hey nk, says chat
Nk says hallooo
strange skiff
a*
torpid lintel
Hi NK
crimson kraken
hey again yeeha
heyo, what's up
alpine torrent
Yea I will beat you
What's ur username
turbid bough
What's ur username
Mohamed_playz
strange skiff
and there are buttons
crimson kraken
bet
lemme get on it rn
strange skiff
and I've been fighting it for hours
torpid lintel
and you can't fall off
you can do it!
torpid lintel
and I've been fighting it for hours
Good luck Anitta! Is that endless? ๐
lament jacinth
ANNNITTTAAAAAAA YAYY
main ledge
that goes in a square hole
bloxorz
lament jacinth
HIHIH
strange skiff
I'll get tired of it eventually just trying to b distracted
alpine torrent
@turbid bough I'll send
turbid bough
<@958634127953891349> I'll send
I am waiting
strange skiff
im on level 22
main ledge
my childhood
strange skiff
grim edge
torpid lintel
im on level 22
Make it 50 you can do it! I believe you 
main ledge
how old r u
main ledge
u can drink
strange skiff
I can
main ledge
lucky
crimson kraken
and I'm no where as mature ๐
grim edge
when i was your age i was 23
main ledge
i have to steal alcohol but it helps you talk to people
crimson kraken
my online personality on Discord is literally a cookie
keen agate
Misclicked
damm bro
torpid lintel
Hey how do u guys have different chess board in chess.com
App or web?
spring roost
Web
floral heart
Hi
keen agate
Misclicked
Wowowowowo
wraith geyser
Wowowowowo
Gg
digital phoenix
h
strange skiff
!welcome @spring roost
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digital phoenix
i keep on getting giant graveyard over and over
digital phoenix
no normal ranked
digital phoenix
im literally hard stuck grand champ
strange skiff
celest ledge
grim edge
finally managed to beat one of my teachers in chess ^_^
strange skiff
https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-computer-player-angry-tense1983tablebreak-gif-18...
same
celest ledge
I lost a fking game
strange skiff
https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-computer-player-angry-tense1983tablebreak-gif-18...
the teacher
and puretonganbeef
gentle steppe
wrong answer
Happens 
strange skiff
we're all that dude
grim edge
managed to find checkmate in 16 by accident
sorry not find but i just did something and it worked out
sacred steeple
day 2 of chatting for trusted role
gentle steppe
and puretonganbeef
Can u just not use these big words cuz i don't know what THA HELL U MEAN
keen agate
@wraith geyser that bishop was blunder
civic adder
Frank got 700 Elo
strange skiff
Can u just not use these big words cuz i don't know what THA HELL U MEAN
that a username
kekw
hey caelestia why did you leave
civic adder
I simp for cramling's Mom
pastel plover
Frank got 700 Elo
Yea it's over I'm at 800 elo
gentle steppe
that a username
Oh. Well ya i definately knew that
strange skiff
hangover ?
did we all fall for a deez nuts joke
oh ok we safe
it's 2am on a friday
sacred steeple
hey caelestia why did you leave <:NOOOO:1067128476936712212>
I right clicked then clicked leave server on the wrong one
pastel plover
Fr
grim edge
hangover, pretty sure drinking water before you go to sleep helps, or so i am told
strange skiff
it kinda does
gentle steppe
hangover ?
I can't take this in many different ways
civic adder
I like the Riddon Variation of the scotch, Know what it is
pastel plover
Hangover Deez nuts in your mouth
pastel plover
Hangover Deez nuts in your mouth
This shit sounds bad
strange skiff
I'm a 69th grader. with your mom. or something. idk. how do you do fellow kids
grim edge
rhydon is the best pokemon for one reason and one reason only
pastel plover
I'm a 69th grader. with your mom. or something. idk. how do you do fellow kids
Yea we did that like 3 years ago you're kinda late
civic adder
rhydon is the best pokemon for one reason and one reason only
Rhydon deez nuts
grim edge
yes
gentle steppe
I'm a 69th grader. with your mom. or something. idk. how do you do fellow kids
Oh no this dude studied in class 13th
strange skiff
Yea we did that like 3 years ago you're kinda late
crimson kraken
civic adder
I simp For Cramling
crimson kraken
I simp for one girl
civic adder
Cramlings Mom
crimson kraken
idk who that girl is tho
sacred steeple
I have a 100 point essay due by midnight what do I do
strange skiff
wym
civic adder
How do i join a chess League
strange skiff
the team?
grim edge
hit em up or something idk
dense turtle
wtf
pastel plover
Yo Anitta what league you're at?
civic adder
I wanna make a Cult where all Members have 1 Job = Make a Chess Opening Together
sacred steeple
Yo Anitta what league you're at?
prob legend
lime wave
lol
civic adder
Like that ever happen
sacred steeple
legend was not as hard as I thought it was
pastel plover
prob legend
Yea I shouldn't even asked cus it's pretty easy to get in there
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2202 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2032 (2051 peak)
grim edge
legend was not as hard as I thought it was
you just have to play a lot to be in the legend leauge
digital phoenix
i finally got positive in bullet
sacred steeple
you just have to play a lot to be in the legend leauge
then once youre in you dont gotta anymore
turbid bough
Yo who got diamond ship to game review a game for me
pastel plover
you just have to play a lot to be in the legend leauge
Yea I played the whole week, everyday getting 200 trophy's
pastel plover
๐ญ
dense turtle
I wanna make a Cult where all Members have 1 Job = Make a Chess Opening Together
- e4 Nf6 2. e5 Ng8
digital phoenix
sa003 gang all have 1 brain cell combined
dense turtle
@digital phoenix i reached 1600 in blitz
strange skiff
I rarely fall for them but theres like one kid in chat who always gets me with the same deez nuts joke cause I keep forgetting it
digital phoenix
<@690127584893075526> i reached 1600 in blitz
ur 900
strange skiff
and I don't remember who it is and what the joke is so I'm always at high alert
civic adder
@strange skiff Have You tried the riddon variation of the scotch game? or you dont know what it is?
strange skiff
kid keeps a counter
crimson kraken
at what level does Bloxorz start getting hard :/
digital phoenix
oh theres only 2 of u thats even worse thats like half a brain cell
strange skiff
<@552826188997853185> Have You tried the riddon variation of the scotch game? or...
No, I like the 2. CD one
dense turtle
you have no proof
dense turtle
No, I like the 2. CD one
civic adder
No, I like the 2. CD one
Ahh, Got me.. Know the riddon?
strange skiff
You're still trying
dense turtle
200 elo conversation
strange skiff
civic adder
ofcourse i am
dense turtle
/hj
strange skiff
not gonna happem
sacred steeple
have you guys seen that band that made that one song thunder feel the thunder
pastel plover
not gonna happem
You know who else is trying?
gentle steppe
<:EZ:1074552172659871834>
That is just..
BRU MOMENT
dense turtle
have you guys seen that band that made that one song thunder feel the thunder
still trying
๐
strange skiff
You know who else is trying?
pastel plover
<:BRUH:1074552039905960016>
My bad
civic adder
@strange skiff should i search for Magnus carlsens feet pics on google or no ma'am
dense turtle
๐
pastel plover
<@552826188997853185> should i search for Magnus carlsens feet pics on google or...
Do it
civic adder
Okay maam
strange skiff
I'm gonna go back to my stuff take care kids
turbid bough
Yo yo
boreal sapphire
dense turtle
I'm gonna go back to my stuff take care kids <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
bye
wraith geyser
Gg
pastel plover
gentle steppe
I mean this from the bottom of my heart: I do not care.
Can I share what I have in bottom of my heart?
pastel plover
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
grim edge
wsg everyone
turbid bough
Yo yo
wraith geyser
Gonna play later @keen agate
digital phoenix
got more bullet wins
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2202 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2040 (2051 peak)
dense turtle
@digital phoenix srry for ,, telling ytou tp . sdhut up[ i , only meant half jokre
civic adder
Wtf is this
digital phoenix
<@690127584893075526> srry for ,, telling ytou tp . sdhut up[ i , only meant h...
are u having a stroke
cedar kestrel
dang 2000's
pastel plover
Wtf is this
Omg so hot ๐๐๐
dense turtle
are u having a stroke
looser
gentle steppe
I'm gonna go back to my stuff take care kids <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
Ya ya take CARE GRANDMA
dense turtle
i half jokre
pastel plover
are u having a stroke
Stroke dealing with DEEZ NUTS
dense turtle
,, srry
digital phoenix
Stroke dealing with DEEZ NUTS
remove dealing with
civic adder
Wtf is this
Who posted this crap in WikiFeet Men
dense turtle
dealing. t hesed niutesz!!1! //
grim edge
Ya ya take CARE GRANDMA
me personally i wouldnโt let that slide
pastel plover
Who posted this crap in WikiFeet Men
It was me sorry bro ๐ฅฒ
normal pebble
Weirdo
dense turtle
@digital phoenix ypu fel; frf 'if lol
civic adder
@pastel plover its ok bro dont do it again
gentle steppe
me personally i wouldnโt let that slide
kalm down
crimson kraken
Bloxorz isn't as hard as it is annoying
like, my brain just forgets how the block moves
pastel plover
<@907203078615363594> its ok bro dont do it again
I gotchu ๐ซ
crimson kraken
and it just yeets itself off the edge
civic adder
@pastel plover i like the riddon, Do you know what the riddon variation is?
dense turtle
sjuhtup!! stupid loosre .. 300 elo b;undereding ! when i was 6 month old i was. winning ALL super "gms" and ,, studying ! Advanceded tactsa=saics, yo=u have no respect for the game of chess !!! only playing the "queen attacked" and the "londons systems" like loosers!!
pastel plover
<@907203078615363594> i like the riddon, Do you know what the riddon variation i...
Deez nuts.
civic adder
Heck yeah
dense turtle
,, fk y
sacred steeple
storm look what country Im from on my rolez
grim edge
Hello chat
dense turtle
sto,r give ,e tr9isted ro;le\
cedar kestrel
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
dense turtle
queem gambs
grim edge
https://www.chess.com/game/live/77695816849 wow i played really well hopefully i didn't blunder 1000 times
grim edge
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
Spanish
grim edge
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
Queen Gambit
half pike
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
London
grim edge
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
english
grim edge
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
the ponziani
pastel plover
Everyone be honest am I allowed to kill someone?
normal pebble
yall know any good openings for white to play besides italian
Grob
grim edge
aint spanish just italian but one square up
yes yet very different
sacred steeple
Everyone be honest am I allowed to kill someone?
noooooooo
dense turtle
broij hjes 500-999 dont, fclomg ask hik to plauj spamiish
grim edge
12 gauge shotgun to my mouth
half pike
Everyone be honest am I allowed to kill someone?
No
dense turtle
lile aksign hi, to pkaujesciklmolina n
keen agate
Gonna play later <@859022093790216202>
okay
cedar kestrel
im just gonna try the spanish for now
dense turtle
mo dpnt play spianish
grim edge
Everyone be honest am I allowed to kill someone?
depends if itโs in self defence or not
dense turtle
dointplay spinach
cedar kestrel
why not
dense turtle
spinach
pastel plover
depends if itโs in self defence or not
Nah I just killed some kid
dense turtle
too grene
half pike
What if I did
oK
elder garnet
how is this a brilliant ๐
grim edge
im just gonna try the spanish for now
search Hanging Pawns on youtube and watch his spanish vidoes
dense turtle
,earednt queems gambsit
elder garnet
dense turtle
learn q9oeens gakntbit
cedar kestrel
how is this a brilliant ๐
cause you win rook
dense turtle
lenamn guuieen qkngambit
grim edge
how is this a brilliant ๐
simplifying i guess
elder garnet
for reference there was a bishop on the previous move
dense turtle
im hate tsakning0n mobile
cedar kestrel
ima try the queens gambit and spanish
dense turtle
queen gamnvbs so fun
cedar kestrel
try the halloween gambit
i saw a vid on that and how it wasnt popular
dense turtle
no wtd brol tf dpnt la thef king halowedn gambopt
grim edge
isn't there a variation of the vienna gambit that is like the halloween gambit but you don't sac a knight
cedar kestrel
yes
cedar kestrel
did you like smash your keyboard
little root
how is this a brilliant ๐
Did u take a piece?
elder garnet
yep a bishop
dense turtle
im back
dense turtle
did you like smash your keyboard
i switch to laptop cant type on mobile
fingers too big
cedar kestrel
oh
little root
It's brilliant coz your opponent loses the rook for no reason, while u get a bishop
dense turtle
anyone wanna play 4 player chess
grim edge
Hello chat
elder garnet
LALALALAALLAALALA
elder garnet
where do u find that
gloomy vector
third party website
elder garnet
send
gloomy vector
digital phoenix
how is this a brilliant ๐
rook + pawn for rook
gloomy vector
yet i still cant go past 1200
Bro I have a peak of 1070
and I spent 1600 bloody hours on this
elder garnet
Bro I have a peak of 1070
WHAT
gloomy vector
glossy radish
ouj
digital phoenix
oui oui
elder garnet
neat steeple
@gloomy vector u played almost 20000 game
true parrot
Thereโs always that symbol in hikaruโs games is that like his watermark
neat steeple
and u only 1000+ elo
gloomy vector
yes
neat steeple
feel sad for u
elder garnet
crimson kraken
bro, how am I barely Lvl 17/33 for this stupid game
elder garnet
for CRK?
bronze hill
Ah oue chaud
elder garnet
sorry bro i dont speak monkey
neat steeple
what league after champion๏ผ
gloomy vector
Legend
bronze hill
Nardinmok toi
elder garnet
๐ก
neat steeple
how to get legend league๏ผ
gloomy vector
capschess fk ytou
lmao
elder garnet
how to get legend league๏ผ
grind
gloomy vector
how to get legend league๏ผ
win champion
elder garnet
Nardinmok toi
bro im english
flint thunder
I'm in legend's league ๐
neat steeple
im champion league
gloomy vector
I win legend most of the time
elder garnet
I win legend most of the time
cedar kestrel
is there anybody here that is like 800 rated
elder garnet
me
cedar kestrel
it says your 1100
elder garnet
its lying
cedar kestrel
sure
flint thunder
I win legend most of the time
The position doesn't matter in the legend's league. Once a legend, Always a legend.
elder garnet
im actually 800
cedar kestrel
lets do 1v1?
elder garnet
bet ill make it unrated
cedar kestrel
k
elder garnet
neat steeple
champion league logo looks more beautiful
grim edge
Hello chat
bronze hill
My Infinite in-depth premium bug is ended moderator
wraith geyser
Anyone for a game?
bronze hill
I think it was a server bug Yesterday
neat steeple
in my uni chess club๏ผthe requirement of joining is 1600 elo
elder garnet
My Infinite in-depth premium bug is ended moderator
my brother in christ what are you talking about
flint thunder
in my uni chess club๏ผthe requirement of joining is 1600 elo
Fair
elder garnet
in my uni chess club๏ผthe requirement of joining is 1600 elo
i would never make it
bronze hill
my brother in christ what are you talking about
Wait i will use Google translate
neat steeple
@neat steeple most pp have been kick after this requirement come out
viral epoch
Hello chat
Hi
neat steeple
luckily im not been kick
flint thunder
Chess 
bronze hill
yesterday I had a bug, I had unlimited premium game balance from 11 p.m. to midnight@elder garnet
viral epoch
Chess <:mychad:1066446804364824638>
I like chess
neat steeple
@viral epoch no u dont
flint thunder
I like chess
I love chess
elder garnet
yesterday I had a bug, I had unlimited premium game balance from 11 p.m. to midn...
so you're telling me that you were uh able to just infinitely game review games or what
viral epoch
<@278946912617496576> no u dont
:(
bronze hill
so you're telling me that you were uh able to just infinitely game review games ...
Game reviews yes i forgot this word
neat steeple
my chess club: below 1600 elo is such as noob
elder garnet
Game reviews yes i forgot this word
thats crazy
flint thunder
How is chat doing today
Very nice
bronze hill
thats crazy
๐๐๐
elder garnet
so uh are you going to tell the moderators or what
elder garnet
fake
wraith geyser
Anyone for a game?
bronze hill
so uh are you going to tell the moderators or what
What Fake n?
elder garnet
What Fake n?
what
flint thunder
guys is it me or u get more elo when playing on a pc rather on mobile
It actually depends on the advantage of the player in that particular ame.
bronze hill
Missclick for thรฉ n
young wedge
what
elder garnet
no i was talking to the other guy
bronze hill
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
inner sonnet
hi
young wedge
zlud got blocked out ๐ญ
whats zlud
keen agate
hi hi
young wedge
ig its goodbye to all of our daily puzzle streaks lol
flint thunder
I'd never get bored of chess ig
young wedge
Time out just expired
now hereโs another timeout cuz youโre nerd
crude current
what the hell man...
topaz palm
can yall review this please this is my highest elo bot win https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/66389945?tab=review
nimble niche
now hereโs another timeout cuz youโre nerd
ok nerd
flint thunder
A dude played the wayward queen otb against a gm ๐
topaz palm
it was against mom with advice ๐
young wedge
can yall review this please this is my highest elo bot win https://www.chess.com...
youre white?
topaz palm
youre white?
yes
crude current
you finished your Devilโs orders
it's alright now I got another win it's 666 anymore let's go
young wedge
yes
fun fact: bot did brilliant move and bot was very good ahead until they made bad move which allowed you to promote a pawn to queen
topaz palm
fun fact: bot did brilliant move and bot was very good ahead until they made bad...
yeah i saw that
crude current
I hate this division thingy I have to get 1800 trophies or smth to get crystal
topaz palm
a castle brilliant
young wedge
yeah i saw that
THen why did you ask me to analyze?
topaz palm
grim edge
New variant in chess running
topaz palm
THen why did you ask me to analyze?
no i saw it after you analysed
young wedge
no i saw it after you analysed
oh ok
topaz palm
zamn
flint thunder
Nice nxe4 and re8
digital phoenix
an fm outplayed me but then i flagged him
topaz palm
Nice nxe4 and re8
after nxe4 bot played d5
flint thunder
after nxe4 bot played d5
What...
elder garnet
@cedar kestrel
cedar kestrel
what
elder garnet
flint thunder
Ohh I'm dumb Got it
elder garnet
zlud is not him ๐ญ
topaz palm
btw guys what does the accuracy thing mean
cedar kestrel
it tells you what your rating playing was
topaz palm
the opening was great even though it was 100, and middlegame was brilliant but it was 94
flint thunder
Wut.. What elo is black??
cedar kestrel
like if you played like a 1500 or a 500
cedar kestrel
