💬〡general-off-topic

[tall orchid]

what is this 🤨

[covert grotto]

🥶

[dreamy sinew]

nothing i thought you were sleeping

[obtuse flower]

my cat is sleeping at my bed i dont want to wake him up but i want to sleep too

[dreamy sinew]

[vague solstice]

anyone got daimond or any chess.com membership?

[west sequoia]

What is "AIM"?

[pine bison]

my soundcloud lol

can you read

[tall orchid]

clicked 1 second full max i regreted

[grim edge]

you spit bars frfr?

[vague solstice]

need a game review please

[west sequoia]

Yea

[boreal cosmos]

a fide title

[vague solstice]

can u review a game for me

[tall orchid]

too loud

[west sequoia]

Like International Master?

[vague solstice]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/77679759083 here

[pine bison]

he claimed it first

[worn ice]

aanivc (1493) vs. ArtSchoolDropOut69 (1539)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Bc5 4. d3 Nc6 5. Nxc6 dxc6 6. g3 Ng4 7. Be3 Nxe3 8. fxe3 Bxe3 9. Qe2 Bg5 10. Bg2 Qd4 11. c3 Qe3 12. Qxe3 Bxe3 13. Ke2 Bh6 14. Nd2 O-O 15. Rhf1 Be6 16. h4 Bg4+ 17. Bf3 Be6 18. g4 g6 19. g5 Bg7 20. a4 Rad8 21. Rg1 Rd6 22. Nf1 c5 23. Nh2 Be5 24. Ng4 Bxg4 25. Bxg4 Rfd8 26. Rad1 Kg7 27. Rgf1 Ra6 28. Ra1 Rb6 29. Rab1 a5 30. Ke3 Rbd6 31. Rbd1 b6 32. Be2 R6d7 33. Rf3 h6 34. Rdf1 hxg5 35. hxg5 Re7 36. Rh3 Bd6 37. Rfh1 Rg8 38. Rh7+ Kf8 39. Bg4 Re5 40. Rf1 Rg7 41. Rh8+ Rg8 42. Rh7 Rg7 43. Rh8+ Rg8 44. Rh7 

[west sequoia]

Sure

[tall orchid]

scared the shit outta me 😭

[vague solstice]

above u

[obtuse flower]

that girl from the pic☠️

[boreal cosmos]

like a fide title yes

[dreamy sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1106762112937758780/fish_react.mp4

[boreal cosmos]

anyways bai

[west sequoia]

Bye

[vague solstice]

ty

[rugged jacinth]

NO

[obtuse flower]

gn

[west sequoia]

Bad game, no Brilliant.

[pine bison]

no rap no, just shitty speedcore and hardcore etc

[vague solstice]

mb

[west sequoia]

Keep grinding.

[vague solstice]

whats ur rating gu

[west sequoia]

Not bad 82.9 Accuracy.

[pine bison]

gn gn matey

[vague solstice]

for a game of that many moves ill take an 82.9 accuracy i think

[rugged jacinth]

Gudnayt to you

[west sequoia]

Played like a 1750 c:

[vague solstice]

i didnt like h6 i felt it was double sided i was just tryna make him make a mistake

[latent pebble]

ok

[west sequoia]

Your opponent did good as well.

[grim edge]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[vague solstice]

i played a terrible opening but saved the game

[grim edge]

Why do bishop sacrifices always become brilliant?

[vague solstice]

becuase bishops r pro

[obtuse flower]

@pine bison can we get a role called the enemy of the server like the role of friends of the server

[west sequoia]

Miss on move 3 :v

[vague solstice]

im the gaara pfp

[fickle rampart]

[pine bison]

its called locked out yea

[obtuse flower]

i would be the first to get it if it existed

[dreamy sinew]

i think he wants that role

[obtuse flower]

XDDD

[vague solstice]

oh i missed d4

dam that stuipd of me

[pine bison]

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[obtuse flower]

[west sequoia]

o/

[rugged jacinth]

Hallo

[pine bison]

pewdiepie the goat

[obtuse flower]

pewds is dead

[rugged jacinth]

when

[dreamy sinew]

erased from existence

[pine bison]

#😆〡random-memes next

[wraith snow]

yes

[obtuse flower]

no i mean his channel views dropped sm

[rugged jacinth]

oh okeh

[dreamy sinew]

some people call it body odor. I call it conquerors haki.

[pine bison]

yea pewdiepie matured lol

[dreamy sinew]

does this work

[pine bison]

no

[dreamy sinew]

nope!

[pine bison]

nice try tho

[timid girder]

👀

[obtuse flower]

and if i saw that christina on mrbeast channel imma unsubscribe

[dreamy sinew]

what about you goofball

[lucid minnow]

how to get this screen idk how I found this msg 😂

[pine bison]

bro are you 12

[dreamy sinew]

aww hecking!

[rugged jacinth]

fr

[dreamy sinew]

thats how its spelled

[pine bison]

[covert grotto]

im so cool🥶

[dreamy sinew]

dafuq!

[timid girder]

[rugged jacinth]

indeed u are

[west sequoia]

Someone hook me up with the not liking Trusted Colour Role please 😢

[obtuse flower]

egirls paradise

[timid girder]

That was a

[rugged jacinth]

pie now ded

[dreamy sinew]

@pine bison can i post gogu video

[loud wagon]

chess.com would create a bot and you wouldnt know if its mittens in disguise

[covert grotto]

ikr 🥶

[pine bison]

@grim edge omg is not Official Unity <3 your real name?

what a weird name haha

[covert grotto]

that was a

[pine bison]

gogu?

[grim edge]

ooh

[rugged jacinth]

bruh

[grim edge]

so thats unity

[ivory wing]

I have a real name

[west sequoia]

No way

[obtuse flower]

stop the cap

[grim edge]

unicef

[latent pebble]

You’re not in uni

[pine bison]

idk, just post it in memes channel

[dreamy sinew]

OK!

[loud wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/unity-sucks-unity-yeet-unity-yeeting-unity-unity-engine-gif-15045116

[latent pebble]

Lmfao got deleted in one single second

[ivory wing]

damn you caught me 😢

I do not exist outside of discord

[grim edge]

Didnt know that zax got an alt

[pine bison]

banger https://soundcloud.com/jan-w-odarczyk/czytywieszpolocore

[dreamy sinew]

https://imgur.com/qAnzIyr

[pine bison]

heck your ears

cuz your volume is 100

[grim edge]

what are ears

[dreamy sinew]

aw heck you!!!

[pine bison]

[west sequoia]

Song sounds like Police Radio Chatter.

[ivory wing]

this is my music https://soundcloud.com/grupodiez4tro/en-el-refuego

[pine bison]

en el refuegoo

[dreamy sinew]

fumo fumo fumo fumo

[pine bison]

ill allow it

[pine bison]

i wont allow fumo tho 🗿

[rugged jacinth]

No

[pine bison]

no

[rugged jacinth]

why

[pine bison]

why?

....

[dreamy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-touhou-2hu-gif-21156177

[pine bison]

crazy how that works

[rugged jacinth]

its good to be slow

[pine bison]

LOL i love that gif

[ivory wing]

slowmode is crucial

[dreamy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hakurei-reimu-fumo-fumo-fumo-fumo-doll-el-transporte-gif-20650216

[vital acorn]

Guys, I wanna learn xianqi

[rugged jacinth]

This server is crowded

[dreamy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-moriya-suwako-gif-21543434

[vital acorn]

Chinese chess

[dreamy sinew]

shogi better

if you gonna learn foreign chess learn shogi

[vital acorn]

I have a Chinese friend

[rugged jacinth]

chess

[vital acorn]

It would be cool to play with him

[dreamy sinew]

gotta move my silvers out of the way!

[pine bison]

go is nice too

shogi also cool

chess nah

[dreamy sinew]

chess is hell

[ivory wing]

go is tough

[dreamy sinew]

dont play chess

[rugged jacinth]

why

[vital acorn]

Yes but my friend always play xiangqi at school

[dreamy sinew]

chess is for losers..

[vital acorn]

Chool moment

[ivory wing]

chess is for nerds

[vital acorn]

Welp. Nothing wrong

[wraith snow]

all chess players where proabbly the nerdy kid in school

[dreamy sinew]

are we wrong

no

[ivory wing]

all chess does is help drive my depression

[rugged jacinth]

nah

[dreamy sinew]

true

[opaque apex]

chess would be cooler if I could win at it

[dreamy sinew]

chess bad = based opinion 💪
chess good = nerd opinion 🤓

[rugged jacinth]

fr

[ivory wing]

Im fr taking a break from chess for a while

[vital acorn]

Yep

[restive storm]

chess is heck

[ivory wing]

Im insanely tilted rn

[wraith snow]

true

[ivory wing]

I lost nearly 100 elo

[dreamy sinew]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7kRKlFCFLAUwt43HWtauhX?si=4f0d9dea370d4f0c
who let bruddha cook

[ivory wing]

in a day

[supple ledge]

everyone has slomode

lol

[vital acorn]

Sea games. There's xiangqi

[pine bison]

everyone?

[wraith snow]

chess isnt about winning its about sending a message

[restive storm]

I've said it in the server already

[pine bison]

[supple ledge]

yes...

[dreamy sinew]

brother is just now realizing this

[supple ledge]

it doesnt work like that

[opaque apex]

sometimes it's just on because reasons

[ivory wing]

what do you mean

[dreamy sinew]

you cant toggle slowmode for specific members

[vital acorn]

I know what is the calculation for infinity

[supple ledge]

if they set slomode, it applys to everyone unless they have special permssions

[dreamy sinew]

en passant

[pine bison]

only reason i became mod was to have no slowmode fr fr

[supple ledge]

and they will be able to delete msgs

[dreamy sinew]

thats why you should promote me to community manager 💯

[wraith snow]

Rating has nothing to do with how good you play.

[supple ledge]

my dms are dead someone send me smth

[rugged jacinth]

no

[dreamy sinew]

GOOTERV FOR COMMUNITTY MANAGER 2021!!!! 💯 🔥 🔥

[pine bison]

yea absolutely of course

[rugged jacinth]

Do you want bread

[vital acorn]

[dreamy sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1007112628709109854/1055571956843421818/ClYGZSVA.gif

[ivory wing]

Well yeah, i reached 1200 and then started playing like shit

[loud wagon]

noo levy did a podcast with hissan , nooooo

[dreamy sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081958634096963686/1096983138649002084/image.gif

[ivory wing]

I cant even beat 1100s anymore

im toast

[wraith snow]

your oppnenets just got better.

[dreamy sinew]

darn

my jif got deleted

[rugged jacinth]

illegal

[dreamy sinew]

the person behidn the screen : 🤓

[ivory wing]

nahhhh I was able to consistently beat 1100s and now I cannot, my mental state has just declined and im burned out

[dreamy sinew]

🤓 i reached 18k message on chess.com discord

[pine bison]

more than me lol

[supple ledge]

um

sure?

[dreamy sinew]

im better than both of you because ive spent 1/6th the time youve spent on this discord

[rugged jacinth]

I dont have bread sorry

[restive storm]

what about other servers

[supple ledge]

mabye you would have friend by now if u werent so rude

[dreamy sinew]

what is this video

oh

🔥 🔥 🗣️

[supple ledge]

no you just need to touch grass

[pine bison]

[dreamy sinew]

i want to send my subway anime video but it will probably get me timed out 👍

[strange vortex]

woah woah woah

[rugged jacinth]

Hallo there

[dreamy sinew]

subway 🥪

[pine bison]

ive seen that before but yea dont send that lol

[strange vortex]

what going on here

[supple ledge]

refer to ur prvious name

[strange vortex]

ok

[supple ledge]

no nepo role,

finish it

[west sequoia]

60% of what you send is just nonsense at this point :v

[rugged jacinth]

Hmmm?

[strange vortex]

drunk magnes

[lament jacinth]

Who wants to play some rapid unrated

[west sequoia]

Eh, I can try but I'm not very high rated.

[dreamy sinew]

EPIC NERD VS GEEK RAP BATTLE! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[opaque apex]

mangus carson

[pine bison]

how old are u goose

[lament jacinth]

It's okkk:)))

[opaque apex]

yeah

[strange vortex]

Mang nus magnesium sin

[rugged jacinth]

u love sending random things here

[dreamy sinew]

im 14 almost 15

[west sequoia]

We found the under 12.

[pine bison]

wtf

[dreamy sinew]

ik im the best

[opaque apex]

man door hand hook car door

[grim edge]

get older tbh

[west sequoia]

Okay, just send the link 🙂

[dreamy sinew]

yes why

[rugged jacinth]

How

[restive storm]

"ai in 2023 will take over the world"
ai in 2023:

[pine bison]

@dreamy sinew i thought you were one of the rare 18+ people in this server KEK

[dreamy sinew]

falsely yeah

[floral olive]

Ay

[strange vortex]

bro you cannot control your age

[dreamy sinew]

what gave you that impression

[grim edge]

I can

[rugged jacinth]

bruh

[pine bison]

idk intuition lol

[dreamy sinew]

sounds like a skill issue

[lucid minnow]

https://twitter.com/Chesscomdc_FAN/status/1657205173599580160?s=20 oh mann this one is good

Chesscomdiscord(memes) (@Chesscomdc_FAN)

When someone asks "How to get trusted role?"
My reaction:

Twitter · May 13, 2023, 2:04 AM

[floral olive]

Is it okay to play lichess while streaming at chess.com server?

[grim edge]

don’t you understand this is only the beginning?

[dreamy sinew]

what?

this mf never heard of a second chance account

[pine bison]

@grim edge

[dreamy sinew]

no im not

[opaque apex]

hi not

[dreamy sinew]

stupid

[restive storm]

hi I saw the opportunity to create an unfunny meme so I did it
what are you talking about

[dreamy sinew]

this bro is dumb

[pine bison]

you can get a second chance yes

[rugged jacinth]

be nice

[strange vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-mukbang-i-have-your-ip-address-threat-mukbang-gif-22082444

[opaque apex]

yeah

[dreamy sinew]

not really

[opaque apex]

[dreamy sinew]

man i love how i cheat when i get an average of 60% accuracy in my games

[west sequoia]

Not even good at cheating damn.

[dreamy sinew]

i didnt do it in general

[pine bison]

yo chill, everyone makes mistakes

[grim edge]

[dreamy sinew]

isnt accusing people of cheating against cc rules and this discord rules

[ivory wing]

imagine cheating and still only being 1000

[strange vortex]

my average accuracy from 300 elo is 80%

[restive storm]

did goose cheat in chess

[dreamy sinew]

no lo

[bright surge]

@dreamy sinew Guys dont cheat please

[pine bison]

why would i need to tell you that

[grim edge]

ok?

[dreamy sinew]

bro aint even hear that i said i didnt

whats an L move is you still being here

yes, youre quite provocative

[pine bison]

they are not locked out, so they arnt a cheater. simple as that

[strange vortex]

bro if ur gonna cheat, atleast don’t get caught.

[dreamy sinew]

i dont see why i shouldnt be defensive when someone is going out of their way to be provocative?

[pine bison]

yea you dont need to explain yourself if they accuse you.

[bright surge]

@strange vortex pls no not like this

[dreamy sinew]

yeah, and whats reflective about you rn is that you are incapable of being quiet and acting like a normal human being

[opaque apex]

I love this sticker

[ivory wing]

cheating isnt even real

it has never happened

[strange vortex]

imagine cheating

[grim edge]

Someone is not allowed to speak their mind?

[dreamy sinew]

its unfortunate how someone whos less than 500 elo is dissing on others

[shy zinc]

🧢

[dreamy sinew]

"inquired" more like going out of your way to be provocative

[rugged jacinth]

me imagining having a 2k elo

[dreamy sinew]

sounds to me like someone was abandoned at a young age

[grim edge]

💀

[restive storm]

2k elo?

[pine bison]

no, you are not a mod or fair play team

[opaque apex]

idk man I post this every time someone has an argument

[pine bison]

now drop the cheating talk

[bright surge]

it's ruining the game

[pine bison]

💤

[rugged jacinth]

no

[restive storm]

what

[strange vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-argument-spiderman-gif-26048703

[grim edge]

no different

what is wrong with 2k elo?

[rugged jacinth]

idk

[ivory wing]

nice shirtless pfp king

[west sequoia]

Bonglord is out of pocket, but also not really out of pocket at all.

[fair trench]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-argument-spiderman-gif-26048703

[opaque apex]

yeah

[dreamy sinew]

you want to know what my opinion is?
well personally its just my opinion that you should shut up, but of course its just my opinion i suppose

[strange vortex]

It seems as if you have an high elo, you will get barraged by a mob of general people.

[rugged jacinth]

fr

[dreamy sinew]

youre the one who was insistent to bring up something repetitively and provocatively

[rugged jacinth]

Be nice everyone

[dreamy sinew]

only natural i would get defensive ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vernal rain]

has anyone tried playing chess with the chat gpt plugin?!

[pine bison]

no they arnt. you can drop it now or just get another time out

not the first time you stir up drama

[restive storm]

another?

[dreamy sinew]

oh so its not the first time he was timed out
i figured something like that

[pine bison]

yea

[ivory wing]

we should bring back public shaming in the town square

[bright surge]

i'ts really hurting when you try hard and i just got zugzwanged by somone

[pine bison]

lol its funny to try once but not helpful in any way

[strange vortex]

personally i think the ban would be unreasonable 🤓

[grim edge]

???

[ivory wing]

what would we do without shirtless pfp discord user

[bright surge]

@grim edge Thanks

[pine bison]

@grim edge did you know that sandbagging is also a bannable offense. same as cheating

just saying

indeed

[dreamy sinew]

oh so you admit to breaking rules?

thats so pathetic
sandbagging

[strange vortex]

who started the argument anyway? Like can’t we just change up and b chill for one second?

[vernal musk]

Hey ppl!!

[dreamy sinew]

this shirtless mf with the toxic masculinity aura

[rugged jacinth]

i missed the arguement

[dreamy sinew]

nah, you keep perpetuating it just as much as them

[ivory wing]

nahhh bro shirtless mirror selfie is super cool

[dreamy sinew]

what you just said keeps it going

"im the victim"
"i didnt start anything"
"its their fault"

[strange vortex]

Honestly just stop the argument, im not trying to be a 🤓 but just stop. Getting kind of annoying

[pine bison]

wouldnt it be hilarious if someone who think cheaters are pathatic would get banned for fair play tomorrow?

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[pine bison]

[dreamy sinew]

youre the one responding to me

[gritty bramble]

is everyone here american?

[rugged jacinth]

why

[dreamy sinew]

i mean it doesnt take any effort from me to go ahead and report it 🤷‍♂️

[rugged jacinth]

No

[ivory wing]

no

[gritty bramble]

cuz i got my igcse

[dreamy sinew]

who knows
although i probably wouldnt go out of my way to do that

[ornate ivy]

Whats happening

[pine bison]

dont worry about it lol

[strange vortex]

🇨🇮

[gritty bramble]

du sprecht deutsch?

[strange vortex]

🇮🇪

[pine bison]

english only tho

[ornate ivy]

Didn’t he cheat like 2 weeks ago

[gritty bramble]

aw

[ornate ivy]

That’s not a long time ago

[dreamy sinew]

you mean because you came up to me and started to pick a fight with provocative language and baseless accusations?

[pine bison]

sorry

[gritty bramble]

i wanted to practice my german

[ornate ivy]

Fair

[dreamy sinew]

i didnt in the first place though

[vernal musk]

Hey Irish

[dreamy sinew]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ornate ivy]

[dreamy sinew]

you keep replying to me

[ivory wing]

I live in US but I am mexican

[vernal musk]

Ok

[pine bison]

yea goose you too, just let it be now

[gritty bramble]

ich spreche ein bisschen deustch, seit wann lernst du deutsch?

[strange vortex]

good job!

[vernal musk]

Nicee!!

[pine bison]

we all learned that people can make mistakes and we move on now

[ornate ivy]

Wait I’m confused

[pine bison]

moon is confused

[dreamy sinew]

dawg you just pinged me again

[ivory wing]

dont tell the police bro

[ornate ivy]

So did he cheat in the past or did he not

[strange vortex]

only reasonable one here tbh

[dreamy sinew]

i was banned for it although i did not

[pine bison]

i just said to drop it sir

[vernal musk]

Why?? Anyways I live in india

[ivory wing]

Im an illegal immigrant

[ornate ivy]

No no like I’m chill with him having a second account. I was just confused… but yea I’ll drop it

[ivory wing]

lol jk

[pine bison]

where are you from?

[dreamy sinew]

so you admit you were the one who brought it up

[vernal musk]

Ok

[ornate ivy]

Ty

[pine bison]

ah

[ivory wing]

I am an MS-13 member

[vernal musk]

You are vegan?

[dreamy sinew]

youre still going as of rn so no you didnt drop it

[pine bison]

a what now

[strange vortex]

vergin??

[pine bison]

wait isnt that a mexican gang

[vernal musk]

Bro 💀💀💀

[pine bison]

weirdos

[strange vortex]

ma bad

[strange vortex]

rude much

[gritty bramble]

do u get paid for being a mod?

[ornate ivy]

Wait I’m confused @pine bison can you check dms or is it fine if I ask in #friends-of-the-server

[vernal musk]

No

[sullen forge]

I doubt that’ll happen

[gritty bramble]

why do people do it then

[pine bison]

i get unlimited diamond membership on chess.com as payment

[opaque apex]

given the quality of this server I'm a bit concerned

[gritty bramble]

oh damn

[vernal musk]

[pine bison]

yea either is fine

no cap lol

[ivory wing]

is being an ms13 member a bannable offense

[dreamy sinew]

what is bro snorgling about

[pine bison]

pic of what?

[vernal musk]

Yes it's a criminal offense

[pine bison]

if you keep bringing it up, yes

[digital phoenix]

bing chilling

[vernal musk]

@digital phoenix hii

[vernal musk]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

just woke up to see no more diamond

[pine bison]

[digital phoenix]

still waiting for the guy to give me my tournament diamond from a year ago

[ornate ivy]

I asked in other chat Pain

[vernal musk]

Not worth modding tho

[ivory wing]

I should have diamond until august

[delicate parcel]

Goosee ur an idiot

[ornate ivy]

He won’t lol

[pine bison]

i like it :)

[digital phoenix]

do u know who im talking about

[ornate ivy]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

ok fair point

[ornate ivy]

Check dms he lied about me

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[dreamy sinew]

what is brother snorgling about

[broken portal]

meldy speaking fax

[spark apex]

imagine cheating 😔 👌

[dreamy sinew]

fr

[delicate parcel]

You got banned lmfa9

[spark apex]

😂

[dreamy sinew]

you mean the false one

idk why you guys want me to tell it to you this many times

[rotund field]

💀💀

[spark apex]

Why's everyone defending a condemned cheater

Interesting judgement

[final axle]

bro

[broken portal]

i wonder

[vernal musk]

CHAT IS SO WIERD RN

[delicate parcel]

You offered to Screenshare then when I asked to Screenshare you denied @dreamy sinew

[dreamy sinew]

whats interesting is the fact that you cant accept the simple truth

[final axle]

im a beginner and keep getting checkmate fast against good people wtf

[dreamy sinew]

when what

tf is this kid on about

[opaque apex]

a

[delicate parcel]

You were also begging for a 1300 to give you his prep

[final axle]

im 100 elo and getting destroyed by people easily 1000+

[spark apex]

You got offered a second chance account which means that you already confessed to cheating

[broken portal]

same bong

[dreamy sinew]

alr show your evidence

[digital phoenix]

unity i think this will blow ur mind but pain is not a she

[spark apex]

Don't give this BS LMAO

[dreamy sinew]

no it doesnt

[vernal musk]

You are being ignored by then lol

[ivory wing]

why are you playing 1000s if you're 100? theyre always going to beat you bro

[dreamy sinew]

alr well yall can believe whatever you want
its hilarious how yall find the need to bring friends to tell baseless lies

thats just another level of patheticism

[delicate parcel]

Yoh were banned...

[dreamy sinew]

for one i have never met this "meldy" kid in my life
along with this other guy

[spark apex]

its hilarious how you need to make a different account to cheat

[opaque apex]

idk man I just felt like saying "a"

[delicate parcel]

You literally have goosee

[dreamy sinew]

its hilarious how you have baseless accusations

[jagged vapor]

How do I find games I did with bots

[dreamy sinew]

alr show me the evidence that i "asked a 1300 for prep"

[spark apex]

not baseless at all lol, we shared evidence on a dif server

[dreamy sinew]

thats pretty pathetic then if i say so myself

[vernal musk]

You will still be ignored : (

[ivory wing]

can you guys all just have this conversation elsewhere, it's getting boring

[spark apex]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[dreamy sinew]

fr

[spark apex]

evidence = pathetic?

[normal hatch]

Circus activity

[west sequoia]

Bro's gonna snitch watch out O_o

[dreamy sinew]

you mean the fact that you guys had to deliberately make a team just to find some outliers in my game archive

thats honestly pretty pathetic

[digital phoenix]

deez nuts.

[delicate parcel]

Chat messages were deleted bozo

[spark apex]

That's literally the cc fp team lol

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[pine bison]

what is snorgling

[dreamy sinew]

dunno

[vernal musk]

Nah I'm gonna call @neat chasm

[west sequoia]

You can also just not... read.

[west sequoia]

Oh lawd.

[random surge]

How is it possible to even be 100 ELO? are you even a sentient being

[dreamy sinew]

that kid from earlier who started being provocative brought his gang of dickriders with him this time to accuse me even more is what happened

[opaque apex]

umorgiping, even

[dreamy sinew]

timed out 💀

[vernal musk]

💀

[normal hatch]

Rip big balls

[opaque apex]

idk man give me a week and I'll be that bad

[drowsy flax]

im the real papi

[pine bison]

snorgling

[ivory wing]

you can also ligma balls bro

[pine bison]

[normal hatch]

Impossible

[drowsy flax]

very possible, I AM

[opaque apex]

so true

[random surge]

I'm pretty sure I can make an account and randomly move pieces blindfolded and have a higher elo than 100

[pine bison]

im not sure!

[opaque apex]

yeah but I'm not you

[west sequoia]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[ivory wing]

this server is 50% people shitting on others for being low elo, and 50% trying to get eachother banned

[digital phoenix]

who shits on low elo

[ivory wing]

awww 😍

[digital phoenix]

only 1200s have inflated ass egos

[dreamy sinew]

idk who pissed in those gang of dickriders cereal but who knows

[random surge]

Me 😏

[digital phoenix]

and also cheaters who are 2ks

[restive storm]

yeah lot of 2k cheaters

[ivory wing]

happens all the time if you are paying attention

[vernal musk]

wtf

[broken portal]

i remember someone 1100 trash talking and then losing to me. was a pretty funny experience

[drowsy flax]

papi wanna 1v1

[opaque apex]

ironically a post like this is what started the whole argument

[ivory wing]

When i hit 1200 my ego was so inflated I went on to immediately lose nearly 100 elo

[ornate ivy]

Huh

[grim edge]

peter on a buttis

[opaque apex]

who's clover

[dreamy sinew]

no its not

[grim edge]

hELLO CHAT

[opaque apex]

I'm snorgling (450 rapid)

[vernal musk]

Wtf is going on in this chat

[random surge]

How long have you been playing

[pine bison]

[dreamy sinew]

what started the argument was some butthurt manchild randomly accusing me

[pine bison]

snorgling

[ornate ivy]

Why are you still continuing it

[dreamy sinew]

i wasn't until someone asked

[pine bison]

no lmao

what

???

[dreamy sinew]

quit your jibberjabber

[opaque apex]

wow I did not know that

[ornate ivy]

Ayo what

[ivory wing]

it means floating on top of waters with special gear to be able to breath and see the sea creatures

[dreamy sinew]

settle down

[delicate parcel]

Moon snorgles all day long

[inner sonnet]

moon can snorgle me any day

[ornate ivy]

Ayo

[digital phoenix]

@opaque apex

[ivory wing]

made up word created by bots

[delicate parcel]

Ong

[ivory wing]

Jaden Smith was right

[pine bison]

i just like the word a lot lmao

snorgling

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[dreamy sinew]

fake

[west sequoia]

The guy made a word from his own name.

[vernal musk]

@opaque apex

[pine bison]

snorgling deez

[vernal musk]

@rotund field heyy

[ivory wing]

nobody snorgles me because I am unloveable

[ornate ivy]

[rotund field]

Hi :)

[ivory wing]

thnank you for snoggling me

[vernal musk]

lol

[dreamy sinew]

what in the Garfunkel are yall on about

[ivory wing]

my parents never snorgled me as a child

[pine bison]

snoggling ?!

[opaque apex]

@opaque apex

[delicate parcel]

KAT

[pine bison]

dont forget the r

[pine bison]

snoRgling

[ivory wing]

snoggling is also a cool word

[broken portal]

gato

[pine bison]

sound cool too

[dreamy sinew]

settle down buster knock it off with your yabbering

[ivory wing]

gatito

[dreamy sinew]

gatititito

[pine bison]

yabbering

[dreamy sinew]

[rotund field]

:0

[opaque apex]

Badabbering, even

[dreamy sinew]

Kadabra

[pine bison]

jump scare

[dreamy sinew]

kid chess jump scar 😭😭🤣🤣

[pine bison]

the face of a killer

[ivory wing]

this makes me uncomfortable

[dreamy sinew]

kid chess

[ivory wing]

its from shrek

[dreamy sinew]

[pine bison]

stares into your SOUL

[random surge]

What is that even from?

[pine bison]

chesskid

almost typed cheesekid there

lol

Ommmmmm chesewater for dinner

[broken portal]

cheesewater doesnt look bad tho

[random surge]

Looks so cheesy

And sounds cheesy

[west sequoia]

No

[pine bison]

wtf

[west sequoia]

It looks like Penicillin, that's nasty.

[dreamy sinew]

eating mould

[inner sonnet]

bye

[pine bison]

gn unity

[pine bison]

mould 🗿

[dreamy sinew]

What would tou call it 🤔

[pine bison]

actual cheesewater btw

[dreamy sinew]

wtf is cheesewater

[digital phoenix]

bulbasaur

[west sequoia]

What car is that, some sort of Audi?

[pine bison]

japan be wilding

[digital phoenix]

ommm cheesewater for dinner

[west sequoia]

Oh

My fault.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2027 (2051 peak)

[pine bison]

an inside joke in this server lol

ommm cheesewater for dinner

[west sequoia]

Self proclaimed Brilliant.

[pine bison]

yiiiiiiiikes

[dreamy sinew]

i dont think im looking for the right thing hold on

[pine bison]

YUMMY YUMMY

[west sequoia]

I can smell that first picture through the screen.

[pine bison]

lmao

she be so happy

[dreamy sinew]

nope im still not finding the right shit

[grim edge]

she looks dead inside

Hello chat

[dreamy sinew]

Wtf is whey

[pine bison]

i would be too if i had cheesewater for dinner

[west sequoia]

I'm getting bluetooth diarrhea.

[pine bison]

https://twitter.com/PureRuby87/status/1415421226617614343

Ruby (@PureRuby87)

The taste is... Interesting

Likes

384

Twitter · Jul 14, 2021, 9:21 PM

there

[random surge]

Why are we talking about cheese in a chess server?😩

[pine bison]

doesnt really help tho

CHEESE.COM

[normal hatch]

Squirtle juice

[dreamy sinew]

海塩チーズ

y7m

[dreamy sinew]

GoochamCheese

[pine bison]

what are you gorgling about

[dreamy sinew]

What is bruddha yabbering about

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone<3333

[pine bison]

yabadabadoo

[granite oyster]

What is bro waffling about

[pine bison]

goodnight lucy

[dreamy sinew]

Quit your jibberjabber

[random surge]

Goodnight

[granite oyster]

Quit the yippyyapping

[dreamy sinew]

what the flibbertigibbet

[pine bison]

https://www.tofucute.com/qdol-citrus-sparkling-drinks-salt-cheese-vaporeon~p12522.html

sea salt and cheese flavor

[digital phoenix]

i invented a new sicilian line

[pine bison]

the cans are cute tho

[pine bison]

what do you call it

[rotund field]

Zel variation

[pine bison]

no sexy pls

[dreamy sinew]

Oinka oinka

[restive storm]

@dreamy sinew

[dreamy sinew]

Whazoo

[digital phoenix]

i have no idea

[pine bison]

YAHOoO

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[restive storm]

no chat

[rotund field]

Hi grims :)

[dreamy sinew]

Hingfffff

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

How is chat doing today?

[pine bison]

im trying to open this bag of nuts

goddamn

[floral olive]

Ouhh~~~ let me in your world~~~

[pine bison]

cant get it open

[half pike]

🤨📸

[restive storm]

I just won a game in this losing position (both around 3 minutes left)

[rotund field]

😳

[pine bison]

GOT IT

[restive storm]

what

[pine bison]

nuts

[pine bison]

🥜

[ivory wing]

squirtle...

[restive storm]

"ai in 2023 will take over the world"

[pine bison]

squirtle

[last verge]

183 i think

[restive storm]

hi duck top hat

[granite oyster]

Bros a pro

[last verge]

hi doritos and bacon chan :3

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a 😧 (antisocial-goose)

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Name: a 😧 (antisocial-goose)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1871 (1901 peak)
Blitz: 1822 (1822 peak)
Bullet: 1827 (1827 peak)

[last verge]

not quite 183 yet

[restive storm]

nah

[pine bison]

i dont understand this whole cat meme at all

[restive storm]

@last verge I won this position

[random surge]

I hate to break it to you but that's an English not a Sicilian

[last verge]

goodness me

[dreamy sinew]

ok you boykisser

[rotund field]

duck with a cap

[pine bison]

what DOES IT MEAN

[last verge]

that is most definitely not an english

[dreamy sinew]

You like kissing boys :3

[last verge]

zelcat

[rotund field]

🥺

[random surge]

They're playing as white you can't play the Sicilian as white

[pine bison]

no i am 18+ i dont kiss boys

🗿

[ivory wing]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rotund field]

who told u this 🥶🥶🗣

[dreamy sinew]

who let brother cook

[digital phoenix]

oh no my queen

[normal hatch]

U kiss men fr

[last verge]

yes but you can play into a sicilian as white ⁉️

[last verge]

real 2k gameplay

[pine bison]

no i like woman more 🗿

[half pike]

Sacrifice THE QUEEN

[restive storm]

duck want to blitz

[digital phoenix]

tf u mean

[last verge]

im not quite at 183 yet

[last verge]

cant i have a multivariable calc assignment due soon

[ivory wing]

bro how can a 2000 not see this

[normal hatch]

[random surge]

No... the broads have different numbers on each side

[restive storm]

lol ok

[pine bison]

pawn on c2 means its an english, duh

[last verge]

what on earth

[restive storm]

why didn't black take on d4 isn't that the main move

[last verge]

yes boards tend to have that property

[last verge]

because they're feeling silly

[restive storm]

probably

checkmate with two bishops is easy

[random surge]

You haven't even moved the C pawn yet that's not a Sicilian or an English

[ivory wing]

same

[random surge]

Okay so we agree?

[last verge]

it is

[restive storm]

In sicilian defense white doesn't have to move the c pawn

[last verge]

its a sicilian defense as soon as 1. e4 c5 hits the board

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-puncher-cat-gif-26465800

[last verge]

although it can transpose to something else if white and black feel like it

[last verge]

like you can have 1. e4 c5 2. d4 d5 3. Bf4 if you really want and you get some goofy reverse albin looking london line

i have a fan now

[lucid minnow]

It's urgent pls help me anyone

😭

[restive storm]

what the is 1. e4 c5 2. d4 d5 3. Bf4

[rotund field]

ducks got fans now

[dreamy sinew]

1. Kxe8#

[last verge]

i got a fan

[restive storm]

blunder

[rotund field]

Where my fans 😭

[lucid minnow]

can u help me ?

[dreamy sinew]

@rotund field

[last verge]

depends what you need

[restive storm]

I saw those reactions 💀

[digital phoenix]

are u on drugs

[dreamy sinew]

your cat looks very unimpressed

[last verge]

he off the gas station za 😵‍💫

[dense turtle]

whats up

[digital phoenix]

did u see what he said

[lucid minnow]

I wrote my first blog and by mistake I pressed CTRL + A and backspace I deleted it how can I get it back ? 😭

[rotund field]

he grumpy 😭

[dreamy sinew]

i am not legally obligated to answer this question

[digital phoenix]

only someone who doesnt think straight would say that

[last verge]

ctrl+z 👍

[dense turtle]

hi zel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pine bison]

i think its gone, rip

[lucid minnow]

I thought it was ctrl + shift + z Lol I forgot basic shortcuts

[last verge]

they're making me find cross products of vectors in three dimensions 💀

[lucid minnow]

It's back

[ivory wing]

how can you look at this position and not immediately see that black has played c5, and that it is a sicilian

[dreamy sinew]

be thankful its not 2.78 dimensional

(3d fractals)

[last verge]

bro watched one 3blue1brown video and went crazy

[dreamy sinew]

no it was for school

[dense turtle]

3b1b is goated fr

[lucid minnow]

I am featuring Doofus in my blog

[dreamy sinew]

my math teacher went mad and made us write a research paper

[pine bison]

the michael wave

[dreamy sinew]

3 page long research paper in math class

[dense turtle]

fun

my kind of math teacher

[ivory wing]

in uni I had to write a 30 page thesis

[dense turtle]

i like writing research papers fsor

wtf killed chat lol

[last verge]

🗿

[digital phoenix]

i love squeezing rating out of 1800s

[ivory wing]

I wrote it about distributed graph traversal algorithms for weighted graphs with functional edges

[digital phoenix]

got that fat +5

[dense turtle]

@digital phoenix are you still playing cs or studying

[rotund field]

🥺🥺

[dense turtle]

wanna play chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a 😧 (antisocial-goose)

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Name: a 😧 (antisocial-goose)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1871 (1901 peak)
Blitz: 1822 (1822 peak)
Bullet: 1827 (1827 peak)

[rotund field]

DAMN DUCK YO BULLET

leaving me in the dust 😢

[last verge]

bullet cracked

[digital phoenix]

idk gonna eat lunch but i can play a blitz

[dense turtle]

ok

idm

[digital phoenix]

ill dm u link

[ivory wing]

how are all your ratings so close to eachother

[last verge]

zel is getting suspiciously good at chess i cant beat him up easily anymore

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zel cat (zelcat2)

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Name: Zel cat (zelcat2)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1702 (1702 peak)
Blitz: 1593 (1609 peak)
Bullet: 1657 (1704 peak)

[last verge]

terrified of rapid and lover of speed chess

[rotund field]

🥺🥺

[digital phoenix]

that defines being good

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2032 (2051 peak)

[last verge]

[lime quartz]

he sandbag

secretely gm

[last verge]

uh oh

cross product of two vectors

[rotund field]

ima play rapid in a month and get to 1800 🥺🥺🥵

[grave wasp]

a 😧

[vernal musk]

Hey ppl!!

[last verge]

scary

i need to get to 2k fast

[random surge]

Sorry it took me so long to respond I was muted,but I didn't see that you were playing against the Sicilian therefore I was confused my bad

[rotund field]

My rapid winrate is insane 💀

well

Not insane but decent

[last verge]

scary

my two most recent bullet wins were complete cheeses

[rotund field]

71% 🥵

[rotund field]

70% with black 💀

[last verge]

one was my opponent with a queen flagging while i still had one pawn left and the other was my opponent flagging while i had one pawn left and was in zugzwang

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[last verge]

determinant of a matrix

[sage night]

@Qe1+

[normal hatch]

2 queens

[last verge]

crazyhouse

[vernal musk]

Forced mate

Chat is ded

[last verge]

i should get into crazyhouse

[vernal musk]

Ded chat

[restive storm]

/profile

[vernal musk]

Lol

[dense turtle]

atomic better

learn atomic

[sage night]

no

[restive storm]

/profile

[sage night]

learn xxl chess

[restive storm]

why can't I use profile

[grave wasp]

yo they made a counting channel

[wet mist]

im 400+ rated but beated 900+ rated

2 times in a row

[grave wasp]

#1106740545558163527

[sage night]

this happens way too often

[last verge]

because 900s are shit

[vernal musk]

Woww

[dense turtle]

fun

just get out of the 1500 range

[grave wasp]

I see no flaw whatsoever in the counting channel

#1106740545558163527

[wet mist]

dude what did he do to you

[dense turtle]

or learn antichess

[dense turtle]

bro wtf :(

[rotund field]

Ive lost to 400s 🥺🥺🥵

[wind vector]

I lost to a 100 with fools mate a year ago

[grim edge]

E4 nibbas when they're -8.0 ready to go Qh5

[rotund field]

Cute

[rotund field]

🗿

[wind vector]

I had such a good plan with my opening as well

[lucid minnow]

How can I share my blog to someone ?

[grim edge]

I swear I can't stand 1000 elos

[wind vector]

I was gonna play f3 g4 nh3 nf2 e3 Be2 develop castle queenside and use the attack I had already built up to win

[dense turtle]

how about 900 elos

[wind vector]

and I can’t stand you 😦

[rotund field]

i swear i cant stand femboys 😡😡😡😡

[grim edge]

This cornball I'm playing now just spammed draw cause im up 4 points

[dense turtle]

🐘

[rotund field]

Ahem.

[dense turtle]

hi storm

[wind vector]

This statement is false.

[rotund field]

anyways

😭😭

[dense turtle]

handy button called "do not show draw offers for this game"

maybe use it

[inner sonnet]

lol

[digital phoenix]

why do the arrows stay after i move wtf

[dense turtle]

just click anywhere

[grim edge]

E4 players when nf3 and bc4 doesn't work on hypermodern defenses

[rotund field]

jk i can stand them :)

[dense turtle]

its good for calculating in atomic

[digital phoenix]

yeah but it should disappear auto

[lucid minnow]

How can I share my blog?

[latent pebble]

Is that bughouse

[rotund field]

especially the silly ones :3

[lucid minnow]

sdfnskdbksdbss

[latent pebble]

storm you suck

[grim edge]

What's a good counter to Petrovs defense

[dense turtle]

i think atomic

[rotund field]

btwww remember that one promise:)

[dense turtle]

wait no i dont think its atomic

the pawn just took i think

maybe its antichess

[latent pebble]

why does lase have no king

[dense turtle]

@digital phoenix antichess is stupidly hard how do i get better

[lucid minnow]

https://www.chess.com/blog/Amaytheape/playing-chess-online-decreases-the-capability-to-calculate-otb-my-thoughts
Can anyone review it ? It's my first blog

[rotund field]

can i have :3

hehe okee

[grim edge]

What do I do against the petroff

[normal hatch]

Take pawn

[grim edge]

Just learn the mainline

[wet mist]

best game of my life

[grim edge]

Cause it's no fun to play against it's super draw ish

[hollow bay]

playing chess agianst my brother he is over 1k elo and im just under 500 and im in a good postion in my opinion for my game

[viscid jacinth]

buh

can u show the position

[inner sonnet]

lol

[viscid jacinth]

Send in dms

I wont recommend moves tho

[runic remnant]

Why are Americans better than Europeans at chess960? https://imgur.com/a/u4Feq0j

[latent pebble]

Looks fine, weird how you added a video instead of just explaining some of the problems.

[random surge]

Imagine being under 500 elo

[latent pebble]

I choose to ignore the grammatical errors for now

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[rotund field]

the combo of that pfp and username is funny to me 💀

[hollow bay]

lmao

[rotund field]

Literally me

🤭🤭

[mighty remnant]

why is it funi

[rotund field]

Jimmy

[random surge]

Then why does your role say (1600 -1799 rated )

[rotund field]

IGNOREEEEEE