💬〡general-off-topic

[verbal scaffold]

did you just call yourself weird also? 😹

[strange skiff]

yes

[glossy radish]

anitta youre an ADMIN

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[true frost]

You wouldn’t know you’re an admin

[obtuse harbor]

Albert pretty weird too, you saw the Twitter he runs

[digital phoenix]

more pork

[grim edge]

daang @strange skiff thats a insult, now ME PERSONALLY

[strange skiff]

that was hilarious I wonder who made it

[grave wasp]

Not even mohit?

[strange skiff]

neon are you scared of me and richard

and kassa

[grim edge]

I would, NEVER take that disrespect

[obtuse harbor]

Nope

[glossy radish]

wait do you know?

[strange skiff]

no pressure

kekw

[glossy radish]

OOOOOOOO PEEPO GUN

[latent pebble]

I got an mbc 3 cable

[obtuse harbor]

Y'all have no effect on my career or well being, no reason to be scared

[strange skiff]

Idk who made the twitter but it's hilarious, even my boss loved it. even chesscom twitter account

[strange skiff]

yeah we just chillin

[glossy radish]

omg we need to find who

[strange skiff]

they seem pretty cool tho

it's hilarious

anwyay

project

thing

see yall

[latent pebble]

comedian

[glossy radish]

whats the acc name

[true frost]

My Twitter is just a bunch of clips of people being beat up or shot

[strange skiff]

[obtuse harbor]

Good luck with project

[glossy radish]

o okay bye bye anitta

[latent pebble]

anitta no slowmode when 💔

[grave wasp]

Prolly never

[latent pebble]

dang

[glossy radish]

yall gimme the albert twitter acc

[obtuse harbor]

I gotta code up something to detect what's considered an endgame soon

[latent pebble]

every frenemy but two

[grave wasp]

Omg that meme is so offensive

[grave wasp]

Which

[digital phoenix]

alex rn

[grave wasp]

I'm not white

[digital phoenix]

irrelevant

[latent pebble]

Alex look

[grave wasp]

💀

[crimson kindle]

[latent pebble]

I didn’t know you made that much

lend me some bro

[glossy radish]

omg ty

OOH TYSM

[green jungle]

same energy as "i am man from somalia" copypasta

[digital phoenix]

unity more like not Official Unity <3#7756

[grave wasp]

Which ones?

[latent pebble]

the ones

[grim edge]

Hello people

[latent pebble]

Alex ur fots too so it doesnt really count

[green jungle]

Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “chess.com” and i want to become the goodest player like you

[grave wasp]

So is lasagna

[latent pebble]

wtv

Lase is the original frenemy

[digital phoenix]

@green jungle u won

[grim edge]

Less than 8 pieces

[grave wasp]

Lol

[green jungle]

?

[digital phoenix]

u won

[grave wasp]

Sorry for my bed england is truly one of the quotes of all time

[green jungle]

what did i win lasagg

[glossy radish]

._.

[grim edge]

im combusssinggggg!!!

[digital phoenix]

u have to figure that out

[ivory wing]

some consider it an endgame if all major pieces are gone (ie no rooks or queens)

[grave wasp]

VV

V!!

[digital phoenix]

me need subway me get subway

[green jungle]

Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “chess.com” and i want to become the goodest player like you

[obtuse harbor]

I think I'm gonna use a built library for chess, make the moves, then pull the fen to scan for what pieces are on the board

[green jungle]

did I win a clash of clans account

[grim edge]

Haha

[merry hamlet]

Bed England

[green jungle]

if it isn't then it's not worth winning

[latent pebble]

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

[ivory wing]

determining what pieces are on the board is the easy part

[glossy radish]

yeah im looking at it

[grave wasp]

Yea

[glossy radish]

gah its pixel

[latent pebble]

idk

[grave wasp]

Since always

[latent pebble]

pixel how much do you bench

[grave wasp]

Albert has always been on discord

[glossy radish]

prob less than a baby

[grim edge]

When was Albert created

[grave wasp]

I don't have Twitter

[merry hamlet]

What's the cone with the anglerfish underbite I can't tell what piece that is

[glossy radish]

2020

[grave wasp]

November 2020

[grim edge]

How do you know this stuff

Were you there

[grave wasp]

Almost as young as V

[merry hamlet]

E

[grave wasp]

Irrelevant

[glossy radish]

i hate alex

[ivory wing]

why

[merry hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

[grim edge]

Alex is cool

rq just finished my edit now ima upload it then ima combust down into cu- i mean flames

[ivory wing]

ok

[grim edge]

Unity is not cool

[merry hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-g-gif-21083770

[glossy radish]

ukbkuoihp['

[ivory wing]

no? you read it once and then it just exists in memory

[obtuse harbor]

Nah, it's simple text parsing

[grave wasp]

Ily 2

[glossy radish]

ihy

[grave wasp]

Imagine being old

[glossy radish]

alex whens ur bday

[obtuse harbor]

Text parsing is really fast

[merry hamlet]

The only dream that does come true 👍

[ivory wing]

and? no matter what you want to do with it, it has to be read into memory somehow

[latent pebble]

No one yearns to be old

[glossy radish]

ido

[grave wasp]

I've said it twice....
And I've changed the answer each time

[latent pebble]

Alex thinks anything is old

[glossy radish]

unfair

wait ik

[ivory wing]

this goes for literally any unit of computation that exists

[glossy radish]

july 16th @grave wasp

[grave wasp]

I've told Unity it's December 16th

[glossy radish]

id be older

seems about right

[grave wasp]

And I've once said its June 16th

[glossy radish]

july

[grave wasp]

I've also said March 16th

[glossy radish]

or june

OH WAIT 06 IS JUNE NVM

[grim edge]

I will be gone from thr 22nd to the 27th because of a camping trip

[glossy radish]

mb its june

[latent pebble]

Did that get deleted

dang

[grave wasp]

I think I remember saying January 16th too

[glossy radish]

alex its JUNE

[karmic marten]

i played a game and i only blundered twice so basically i deserve my gm title

💯

[grave wasp]

I've said almost every month at this point

[glossy radish]

JUNE 16TH

[grave wasp]

What brings you to that conclusion V?

[glossy radish]

1606. i remember it in your username

[karmic marten]

what

[ivory wing]

at 700 you can blunder 5 moves in a row and still win

[karmic marten]

ong

[torpid lintel]

Oops it was close

[glossy radish]

aw mohit

[karmic marten]

i gave white the complete advantage like 3 times and still won

[torpid lintel]

I win :)

[glossy radish]

OH YAY

it was okay

i loved the movie a lot more though

[grim edge]

Hello

[karmic marten]

nah charolottes web is for Men

[torpid lintel]

Also my puzzle battle rating is now 1000 haha

[glossy radish]

hi

[glossy radish]

wanna play one? 3 min

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[torpid lintel]

Yes okay :)

[ivory wing]

lol what

[digital phoenix]

Be better

[glossy radish]

las shush

[grim edge]

im finna blow!

[karmic marten]

only manly men like charlottes web

[glossy radish]

NOP BYE

[grave wasp]

That was once my tag you know

[torpid lintel]

@glossy radish I did

[digital phoenix]

Norway huh

[glossy radish]

dnc

[rotund ocean]

Good evening

[glossy radish]

found it @torpid lintel

[digital phoenix]

Just get out

Oh the official team?

[grave wasp]

When I changed my username, I put 1606 because it used to be my tag

[ivory wing]

thats probably true, im an extremely maasculine man I read charlottes web at least once a weak

[grim edge]

Yo bro i just uploaded my new video

[digital phoenix]

Are u at home or

Why are there cockroaches in ur home toilet

[grim edge]

they are hungry

[digital phoenix]

Hikaruin Gotham

Yeah Gotham asked him to join or smth

[karmic marten]

i use charlottes web as prework out after my daily amount of raw brick powder

[hexed jay]

.

[torpid lintel]

@glossy radish gg

[glossy radish]

gg mohit

[torpid lintel]

Wanna play again? :)

[glossy radish]

again? okay but its so scary 😭

[torpid lintel]

Okay!

[torpid lintel]

Why?

Lol I am bad at that

[glossy radish]

no youre not

[latent pebble]

Hñ

[digital phoenix]

Break my puzzle rush record Fr

[latent pebble]

I’m nice 👍

[ivory wing]

itsy bitsy spider

[native zodiac]

anyone wanna play

did anyone watch ufc last Saturday?

[digital phoenix]

No one here watches ufc I don’t think

[native zodiac]

ahh all good just curious

[visual robin]

Bro is going to go insane after the championship bro

[latent pebble]

stud

[torpid lintel]

@glossy radish gg

[ivory wing]

I hope to never be as depressed as ding liren after winning the world chess championship

[latent pebble]

leave

you are not funny

[visual robin]

Fought magnus for so long then when he was about to win, so close, he lost

[digital phoenix]

Forgot what it stands for go search

[native zodiac]

ultimate fighting championship

[glossy radish]

EGhru

gg mohit

[native zodiac]

mma

[visual robin]

The second he knew he was done, bro was prob bout to cry 😔

[digital phoenix]

Who won

[glossy radish]

👎

[torpid lintel]

V :)

[latent pebble]

👍

[digital phoenix]

How

[latent pebble]

idk

[glossy radish]

rude

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/quarantine-life-boredom-bored-sigh-puppet-gif-17489079

[glossy radish]

puzzles?

[sacred steeple]

woah

[karmic marten]

gawd dayum 2200-2399

[glossy radish]

wait he is?

[digital phoenix]

Mohit is 1300

[hexed jay]

.

[latent pebble]

mohit is better than me

[glossy radish]

who isnt

[digital phoenix]

Moon is 2700 not 2000

[latent pebble]

stfu

[torpid lintel]

No haha

[glossy radish]

EIAHHIAUHEG MY FOOT IS NUMB

[latent pebble]

Be careful when testing weebos!!

[karmic marten]

does anyone in this server have a title

[latent pebble]

good

[digital phoenix]

Server there are a lot but as for me I have afm

[glossy radish]

whos up for puzzle battle

[torpid lintel]

I did 2 wrong puzzles under 10 puzzles

[digital phoenix]

Me (mobile)

U can go beat up unity

[glossy radish]

okey

[torpid lintel]

You can still play with me haha

[digital phoenix]

Literally how chess is

[sweet crest]

anyone around the 400-600 range that wants to play?

[digital phoenix]

Pixel u wanna pb first

[glossy radish]

lemme beat up unity first and let las beat my up and then you

[latent pebble]

I hâte u

[glossy radish]

im 165..

[torpid lintel]

Okay :) good luck

[glossy radish]

mohit

[digital phoenix]

Farm my elo

[sweet crest]

ive only played the bots V so im sure my score is not valid lol

[karmic marten]

ive been at the same puzzle rating for like 3 months

[torpid lintel]

I wanna see @grim edge vs @digital phoenix puzzle battle 😅

[digital phoenix]

I’d beat him up

But I’m on mobile so maybe I’ll be slower

I’ll go get shawarma

[torpid lintel]

Ah i see

[sweet crest]

is there a LFG channel at all or do we do that in here?

[glossy radish]

@grim edge starting

[vernal musk]

Hey

Ppl!!

[sweet crest]

hello

[vernal musk]

Hii

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[glossy radish]

sory

[vernal musk]

Hey @torpid lintel

[torpid lintel]

Hi :)

[vernal musk]

Chat is dead 😦

[digital phoenix]

I sent req zzz

[latent pebble]

soy mucho macho

[vernal musk]

What?

[digital phoenix]

After me

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[digital phoenix]

She’s playing unity again probably

[last verge]

hi pixel

pixel why bad

[worn ice]

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a 😧 (antisocial-goose)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1871 (1901 peak)
Blitz: 1822 (1822 peak)
Bullet: 1827 (1827 peak)

[torpid lintel]

Hi duck

[last verge]

hi mohit!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (2051 peak)

[last verge]

why 1600 blitz

[glossy radish]

kmao pixel no more friend

[latent pebble]

idk bro

[last verge]

lmao frenemy chat in general

[torpid lintel]

@glossy radish did you win?

[latent pebble]

💔

[last verge]

smurg

[digital phoenix]

I CANT MOVE

[last verge]

@grim edge we should play

[digital phoenix]

Wtf

[latent pebble]

don’t wanna ruin the frenemy chat I’m out gang

[glossy radish]

mb 💀

[last verge]

sure

[glossy radish]

SORRY LAS I DIDNT KNOW

[vernal musk]

All are frenemy here

[median saffron]

help

[glossy radish]

LAS IM SIRYREIOAOGIGH

[digital phoenix]

This is rigged

[glossy radish]

😭

[torpid lintel]

Ohh did you win against Las?

[glossy radish]

NO I IDDNT

doesnt count

[grim edge]

Did V win?

[glossy radish]

NO IT WAS UNFAIR

[torpid lintel]

Ah yes True

[glossy radish]

doesnt count

las im sorry

[vernal musk]

Lmao

[modest dragon]

gareth god damn bale

[glossy radish]

pardon?

[digital phoenix]

U gonna accept the req

[glossy radish]

it was true

[vernal musk]

Can u say the guys name normally

[latent pebble]

He retired bro calm it

[glossy radish]

dont see it

[digital phoenix]

Did she not

[ivory wing]

dont worry, every in this server is just severely autistic

[vernal musk]

You beat a duck? Abuse!!

[latent pebble]

not me stay safe though 🎖️

[glossy radish]

las

[digital phoenix]

This is bullshit

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix are u okay 💀

[vernal musk]

Ik jk

[ivory wing]

you spend too much time on this server to not be on the spectrum

[glossy radish]

how do i resign

[torpid lintel]

All know @grim edge is a good coach :) he used to teach me

[glossy radish]

i feel bad for taking his elo

rait gsegggggggggggggggOqgwguiwrwrhiorheeetn

[latent pebble]

Nah I’m not on the spectrum

[digital phoenix]

I’m done I’ll play later when I get back in computer

[ivory wing]

things a normal person says

[glossy radish]

las im sorry 😭

[viscid sandal]

Lmao some guy from Poland said wakanda forever when he beat me

[torpid lintel]

Okay

[latent pebble]

rland you’re too shit to be talking

you are definitely socially inept bro

[glossy radish]

whos up for pb 😭

[vernal musk]

Say that you were the black panther

[torpid lintel]

I guess no

[ivory wing]

im just joking around bro, sorry if you're upset

[glossy radish]

no pixel go away

[latent pebble]

nah I’m trollin 🎖️

ion care lol

[glossy radish]

@torpid lintel wanna pb

[vernal musk]

Hmm

!welcome @grim edge

[stable jungle]

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[modest dragon]

no god damn shut god damn up Aashish

[worn ice]

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[torpid lintel]

Yes

[glossy radish]

okay

[gaunt forge]

Yes

[vernal musk]

Idc

[grave wasp]

Hi

[vernal musk]

Heyy

[grave wasp]

Balls

[vernal musk]

[grave wasp]

I read that as "won puzzle battle"

[vernal musk]

Very slow

[grave wasp]

Wtf

You guys are shit

I would never lose to Unity

[grim edge]

WHAT ARE THESE BRO 🤣💀💀

[vernal musk]

!welcome @grim edge

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[vernal musk]

@grim edge @grim edge connect your accounts : )

[grim edge]

No

[vernal musk]

: (

[vernal musk]

Why??

[void stone]

how does one get trusted on here

[vernal musk]

/trust type it

[void stone]

ahhh

[vernal musk]

Lmao

[void stone]

alright

[echo seal]

Legend says

[vernal musk]

I don't wanna hear a legend

[glossy radish]

osg

[desert nimbus]

im on a 9 win streak in bullet :D

[torpid lintel]

gg

[vernal musk]

Nice

[torpid lintel]

😅

[desert nimbus]

I won 70% of my games by time 💀

[vernal musk]

@torpid lintel change your pfp lol

[torpid lintel]

Discord one?

[vernal musk]

Yes

[glossy radish]

i mouseslipped the first two

[torpid lintel]

Idk but I not want to 😅

[torpid lintel]

I know you still win good job v!

[simple rose]

Lol

[grave wasp]

Aren't you the guy that asked out a 13 year old on a date?

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[vernal musk]

Eww how old is he?

[grave wasp]

No idea, he might be 50 for all I know

[vernal musk]

Football club off yay

[simple rose]

@grim edge you mostly matched with Toxic players do you think they get banned for cursing or being toxic

[rotund field]

Hi

[vernal musk]

Ew

[glossy radish]

hi zelk

[vernal musk]

Hello

[simple rose]

I did have one of my opponent keep bypassing

[rotund field]

me bored

[glossy radish]

no ur not

ur zelk

[vernal musk]

Hi bored me aashish

[latent pebble]

I have alapin prep

[rotund field]

Wha that mean

[grave wasp]

I accidentally deleted my lichess study on the Alapin

[rotund field]

NUH UH

[latent pebble]

wait are u talking about as black or white

[rotund field]

Hi aashish 😋

[grave wasp]

Bro who are you

[rotund field]

Whos this carid guy fr

[latent pebble]

It’s sa

[rotund field]

[grave wasp]

Wait what

[rotund field]

Makes sense

[vernal musk]

You acting like their dad

[grave wasp]

Is it actually SA?

[latent pebble]

Yea

[grave wasp]

No shot

[latent pebble]

Sa is just weird

[grave wasp]

Wtf

[rotund field]

was wondering why they were friended

[grave wasp]

SA go back

Go back

[latent pebble]

Sa youre ugly as shit

[glossy radish]

ugh

[vernal musk]

@grim edge no one knows you carid

[glossy radish]

i cant focus in pb now

[latent pebble]

It’s not that deep

[rotund field]

We know him 😭

[vernal musk]

Football club off now yayyyy

[grim edge]

I think they only ban cheaters but I did have one opponent got closed for abused not fair play

[vernal musk]

He wierd

[grave wasp]

SA go back to ur old profile pls

[rotund field]

He’s different 😋

[glossy radish]

whos sa

[simple rose]

Abused and fair play same?

[vernal musk]

Tell him to be normal

[rotund field]

Remember the gc

[grave wasp]

He asked V out earlier today

[grim edge]

Nah

[glossy radish]

i eman WHO

[grave wasp]

SexualAssault003

[rotund field]

Carid

[glossy radish]

like whats his user

[digital phoenix]

V come puzzle battle now

[glossy radish]

LIKE HIS PFP

[rotund field]

Pig

[grave wasp]

SexualAssault003

[glossy radish]

thought so 💀

[digital phoenix]

I can see ur cc user

[glossy radish]

WAIT THATS THE GUY WHO KEPT AKSING 💀

[grave wasp]

Your pig pfp is slightly unsettling SA

[rotund field]

Not like we just said it was 😭

[glossy radish]

i wasnt there

[rotund field]

Nvm

[digital phoenix]

im gonna get back some pb rating

[glossy radish]

las no

[grave wasp]

SA go tf back

[glossy radish]

;lease do

[grave wasp]

Yes

Go back to being SA003 instead of Carid

[glossy radish]

fr

[latent pebble]

Go back to your own country dirty pig

[rotund field]

SA get an egirl pfp and pretend to be a girl 💀

[glossy radish]

💀

[covert arch]

😮

[grave wasp]

Sounds like Unity

[glossy radish]

im hungry asf

[vital tusk]

what % of girls of discord are obese men?

[latent pebble]

Unity type beat

[rotund field]

Nah dont catfish to that extent bruh

[grave wasp]

My thoughts exactly

[latent pebble]

V is 73

[rotund field]

Slight trolling is condoned 🙏

[vernal musk]

I'm not a girl

[latent pebble]

Ruined it by the (this is a joke)

[vital tusk]

I ACTUALLY am joe budden tho no lie

[vernal musk]

13

[latent pebble]

V is wasian

[glossy radish]

im asian

[vernal musk]

11

[glossy radish]

not wasian 💀

[latent pebble]

V is Brazilian

[rotund field]

Im zel

[grave wasp]

Wasian

[glossy radish]

hi zelk

[vital tusk]

i quit reddit , is leprachauns real?

[latent pebble]

V is def from Argentina

[vernal musk]

No your Antarctican

[rotund field]

Thoughts?

[latent pebble]

rosario

[glossy radish]

oh okay

[grave wasp]

V is zel in disguise

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

exactly

[grave wasp]

So is zel

[rotund field]

I could get into the other acc 💀

[vernal musk]

Hmm

[latent pebble]

I am not Asian

[grave wasp]

Not revelant

[glossy radish]

ym this account? yeah you could 💀

[vernal musk]

Hi not asian. Me aashish

[rotund field]

😭😭

[glossy radish]

zelk login

[grave wasp]

Zel hung a full queen against me

[whole vessel]

Hi

[rotund field]

3-1

[glossy radish]

@rotund field wait no dont im kidding

[rotund field]

I wont 😭

[glossy radish]

hi idd you bring food?

[glossy radish]

hoorayyyyyyy

[grave wasp]

Blitz doesn't matter

[whole vessel]

I made pasta

[latent pebble]

I can find your adresses and full names

[glossy radish]

share?

[rotund field]

Still 3-1

[whole vessel]

Sure I got hella pasta lol I been living on it

[grave wasp]

And?

[glossy radish]

hooray

[grave wasp]

I do not care bruv

[digital phoenix]

anyone wanna pb

[rotund field]

🥹

[glossy radish]

@rotund field THEY BROUGHT PASTA

[vital tusk]

@grim edge lichess rankings are so inflated

[whole vessel]

Meat/sauce/pasta/veggies

[rotund field]

WHOM

[glossy radish]

@whole vessel

[desert nimbus]

[last verge]

guys big news

[digital phoenix]

200 1600 puzzle battle

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix im ready

[vital tusk]

1400 lichess is like 850 on gotham chess

[last verge]

unity actually beat me once

[rotund field]

HI OFFBRAND VLI

[vital tusk]

ok lets paly

[digital phoenix]

i sent

[whole vessel]

Actually if anyones in Vegas u can come I’ll share lol

[latent pebble]

Alex I can find out everything about you 😁

[digital phoenix]

ur too late

[grave wasp]

Wha

[vital tusk]

challenge me

[last verge]

i told you im too good at blundering

[desert nimbus]

im on 11 wins streak rn 💀

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix it broke

[alpine torrent]

And one wanna play lichess???

[grave wasp]

Ur bad

[rotund field]

@last verge when our adoption match 🥺

[vernal musk]

!welcome @alpine torrent

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[glossy radish]

nvm

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[vital tusk]

send me a lichess challenge im checkers_champion99

[last verge]

:3

[vital tusk]

actually just checkerschampion99

[rotund field]

(Im the one adopting)

[vernal musk]

@alpine torrent connect your account : )

[vital tusk]

cuz huell lose buddy

[last verge]

you're suspiciously good at chess now i might not actually adopt u

[alpine torrent]

Dm me link

[vital tusk]

bankos scared to play me cuz i know his gothamchess rating is 850

[timber moat]

[alpine torrent]

How?

[rotund field]

U could adopt me in bullet, this new phone sucks 💀

[vital tusk]

LMAO

i do

yes

[vernal musk]

Click connect discord on the embed below

[vital tusk]

ur scared banko

[latent pebble]

uhh a little search does way too much wtf

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[vital tusk]

LICHESS RATINGS ARE CRINGE, INFLATED, AND FAKE

[latent pebble]

you might wanna remove your name off your cc profile bro

[vital tusk]

tbh

[latent pebble]

☠️

[glossy radish]

i missclicked on the last one 💀

[rotund field]

Im 2100 blitz lichess 🥺

[vital tusk]

How am i inflated or fake

[vernal musk]

@alpine torrent on this message click connect discord

[vital tusk]

m the real joe budden

[desert nimbus]

and im 2020 there 💀

[latent pebble]

I am scared 😟

[vital tusk]

2100 blitz lichess is like 1400 gothamchess

[rotund field]

[desert nimbus]

2154 cc = 2020 li

[grave wasp]

Well now I'm paranoid

Adiós

[vital tusk]

its true

[rotund field]

1600 cc = 2100 lc (blitz)

[last verge]

im so bad

[vital tusk]

look at the graphs

[desert nimbus]

[grave wasp]

You are

[vital tusk]

2100 blitz lichess + 1400 gothamchess rank

equals

[rotund field]

[grave wasp]

Oh for fxcks sake

[vital tusk]

im new to gothamchess but i always passant when i gave a chance

[grave wasp]

I can never tell with u

[rotund field]

Ive lost to 400s 😋

[vital tusk]

its funny that banko is scared to play me, yet he calls me a troll

[grave wasp]

Losing to low rated players isn't a flex guys

[latent pebble]

I am sa

[fickle rampart]

Yes it is

[rotund field]

yes it is

[fickle rampart]

Big flex

[rotund field]

i have lost to so many low elos 😈😈

[grave wasp]

It's not 😭

[rotund field]

havent lost against pixel 🥱

[latent pebble]

pixel trash cause we never played

[cursive parrot]

factual

[rotund field]

I HAD m5 😭😭😭😭

[vital tusk]

Issue with lichess is that the ratings are highly inflated. 1400 lichess is like 850 gothamchess

[desert nimbus]

pixel, can you adopt me in some blitz matches?

[latent pebble]

real

[rotund field]

yea true

[glossy radish]

istg im doing worse in pb

[latent pebble]

2000 lichess is 200 gc

[rotund field]

BUT STILL

[cursive parrot]

fr, thats why lichess is bad

[desert nimbus]

[latent pebble]

shut up ugly

[alpine torrent]

It connected

[desert nimbus]

what's your blitz rating rn?

[latent pebble]

zigzag def better

[cursive parrot]

helo

[desert nimbus]

rapid doesnot matter

[latent pebble]

Sandbaggfeerrr

Mohammed

[desert nimbus]

it's 5:30 and i didnot sleep as usual

and i have to teach chess at school at 9

[cursive parrot]

just like me fr

[desert nimbus]

[latent pebble]

Why teach chess

[desert nimbus]

cuz they forced me to do so

💀

[latent pebble]

Who forced you to do so

Just give em the set of rules and they should be fine

[desert nimbus]

my sport teacher

[desert nimbus]

i actually memorized some positions

[civic adder]

Hi

[desert nimbus]

alexandra botez played like 6 hours starting with rating of 2400 and quits with rating of 2401

[neat chasm]

IM 800 RAPID

[glossy radish]

nice

[neat chasm]

TY

[latent pebble]

😭

[neat chasm]

Bullet is still fun

[sage night]

this hits

[cursive parrot]

bruh, nice

[neat chasm]

yas

[desert nimbus]

i lost 10 games in a row and got to 1994 then i kept winning up to 2100 💀

[neat chasm]

Bros rage took over

i had a 14 game winstreak once

then i lost 23 games in a row

[desert nimbus]

my winstreak is now 11 in bullet 💀

[alpine torrent]

Any1 wanna play me I'm a begginer

[neat chasm]

skukk 💀

[alpine torrent]

Any1?

[desert nimbus]

i type emojis huh

[alpine torrent]

@vernal musk

@desert nimbus @desert nimbus

[neat chasm]

No way

[alpine torrent]

Oops

Any1 wanna play me

[neat chasm]

@alpine torrent dont @ everyone randomly

[hallow mist]

can’t end on a loss

[neat chasm]

True

[desert nimbus]

[neat chasm]

i did win after a while

[hallow mist]

No matter what it costs

[alpine torrent]

I @ a person but then it addes another guy so- not my problem

[neat chasm]

U still did it

ur problem bro

[alpine torrent]

Dilligaf?

[digital phoenix]

@vital acorn

[alpine torrent]

Bruh wtv

[neat chasm]

bros acting 7

[alpine torrent]

Didn't ping me

[digital phoenix]

gg @glossy radish

[grave wasp]

No shit

[alpine torrent]

Just put the horse between the king and rook

[grave wasp]

Of course it didn't genius

[alpine torrent]

Yes shit

[alpine torrent]

Ikr dummy

Meh

[glossy radish]

yeah?

oh

[crystal jewel]

aaah double check!!

[digital phoenix]

aaah

[sacred steeple]

wahh

[glossy radish]

aaaaa

[neon veldt]

aaa

[sacred steeple]

aaaaaaaa

[glossy radish]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[blazing sky]

just blundered my queen :D

[glossy radish]

might as well blunder your whole existence

wait nvm

[sacred steeple]

woah

[blazing sky]

since my opponent is low rated, I'll try and screw him over

[glossy radish]

whats considered "low rated" for you

[sacred steeple]

thats one of the nicest ways you couldve said that

[digital phoenix]

bros <500

[civic adder]

What is Your Rating and Your Opponents rating?

[glossy radish]

ik

[glossy radish]

listen las, we all know youre good

._.

[blazing sky]

500 & 500

[glossy radish]

youre not even 500

[civic adder]

" Low Rated " Nelson Could even beat you dumbass

[blazing sky]

I mean I consistently beat nelson

[glossy radish]

🧢

[blazing sky]

not cap...

[civic adder]

" Low Rated " you are literraly the same

[latent pebble]

Don’t make me leak your address

[blazing sky]

I could use the company tbh

[stone delta]

lol

[latent pebble]

Gotchu

[fickle rampart]

OMG IM WINNING

[latent pebble]

We locked in 🎖️

[glossy radish]

WAHT THR FLIp

[last verge]

playing chess right now i hate this game

[latent pebble]

Quit

[glossy radish]

i hate chess

[last verge]

its a draw isn't it

[fickle rampart]

Maybeee

[last verge]

yeah it is pawns form a forcefield

[fickle rampart]

I’m gonna glitch my king to the other side of the board tho

[last verge]

no progress to be made for either side

[glossy radish]

lmao

[civic adder]

I think it is a Draw how are you going to eat those pawn the entrance is blocked by the rook pawn you are stuck in the 1-3 Rank

[glossy radish]

how do i start a thread

[long cape]

cool

[fickle rampart]

I’m gonna glitch the app

[civic adder]

Wait what

[crystal jewel]

become mod

[glossy radish]

NO

[long cape]

what?

[fickle rampart]

There we go

[blazing sky]

alright he was up 8 points but I managed a draw

[civic adder]

You cant just do That

Lol But Ok

[fickle rampart]

If you believe, anything is possible!

[cinder ledge]

bruh

def just lost 7 times to a 1500 rated opponent

in bullet

[lament jacinth]

Same

[civic adder]

Is 3+2 Blitz Or Bullet

[cinder ledge]

1 minute

[grim edge]

😩

[cinder ledge]

no extra time

[grim edge]

Finna combust

[cinder ledge]

he randomly challenged me lol i didnt think he was on, unrated ofc

i only do 2+1 or 1 minute bullet i dont do 3+2

did the last 4 messages get deleted or sun

💀

[civic adder]

Idk

[cinder ledge]

hes rated 1516 in bullet and rated 1400 blitz nice nice

[placid stone]

good morning folks

[twin moon]

Huh 💀

[placid stone]

oh thats weekly

[twin moon]

Yea

[placid stone]

OH THATS JUST CHESS

[twin moon]

Yep hahaha

Not including external studies not in the app

[grim edge]

[fickle rampart]

They held the u key down while creating their account

[placid stone]

OH LORD , ill pray for your mental health

[grim edge]

Ok

[void kestrel]

L opponent

[civic adder]

Not a chad

[grim edge]

ong

[glossy radish]

hihi

aw hell no not roblox bye 💀

[grim edge]

not the roblox player

https://tenor.com/view/queen-crimson-gif-18306299

every roblox player be like:

also you joined mins ago

that's shocking amazing

[digital phoenix]

cringe roblox

[vernal musk]

Hey ppl!!

[vernal musk]

fr

[grim edge]

fr

[vernal musk]

!welcome @grim edge

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[grim edge]

@grim edgewelcome!

[vernal musk]

Connect your account @grim edge : )

[grim edge]

and play with me! (you will win)

https://tenor.com/view/ender-ender-ender-ender-roblox-pizza-gif-22323272

[vernal musk]

Great!

Create an account on https://www.chess.com

[grim edge]

ah im shocked roblox player started playing chess

[lucid fog]

I just ran into an opponent whom I beat, and he kept sending rematches. I ended up beating him 5-0, am I at risk of getting banned because from chess.com's perspective it looks like he gave me free wins?

[grim edge]

wanna play chess?

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-event-roblox-meme-sussy-alo-yoga-gif-24845999

[digital phoenix]

cringe

[grim edge]

okay join when your ready @grim edge

https://play.chess.com/fwxZa

[lucid fog]

I'm just slightly paranoid because I have an 1800 friend who recently got his account closed for no reason

[vernal musk]

Obviously a game for kids will be cringe

[digital phoenix]

free win is resign in 1 moe

[grim edge]

No

[lucid fog]

okay thx

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/fwxZa

[strange skiff]

cr is so rigged

intermediate

[digital phoenix]

how do u know ur 1600

[grim edge]

pick highest to get chance become more grandmaster]

[vernal musk]

@strange skiff helloo!!

[grim edge]

just pick highest that what i do and i get high elos faster

[strange skiff]

las check cr thread wth is that card kekw

[digital phoenix]

its fun card

[grim edge]

@strange skiff

[vernal musk]

choose new to chess

[strange skiff]

thats against tos

[vernal musk]

you are?

[digital phoenix]

no fide rating?

[grim edge]

you see @grim edge send 6 IP adresses just now?

he's new to online chess lol

[strange skiff]

care to explain

the damn ip adresses

also hey @vernal musk

[grim edge]

it's fake lol

[strange skiff]

still

dont do that here

[vernal musk]

he has only played chess with family obv he is new to chess

it will be easier at new to chess. he will lose elo at 1600

[grim edge]

@grim edge is the guy that tells the teacher about 4th roots quiz paper around the students

[vernal musk]

great!!

[grim edge]

nooo martin

[rotund field]

Hi

[strange skiff]

no you're the dude who makes a kid cry and then goes uh it's just a prank bruh what

vsmack is op

hey zel

[modest dragon]

hi zel

[vernal musk]

i suppose chessboard theme

?

[rotund field]

Hi blanche and anitta :D

[vernal musk]

hello

[rotund field]

Hi aashish

[modest dragon]

goodbye zel

[rotund field]

U are a very active member aashish

[vernal musk]

you can customize the chesboard and pieces theme to your liking

[rotund field]

Awww byebye

[grim edge]

vsmask is the guy that's lives on mars

[vernal musk]

not really

[strange skiff]

lately you've been

[rotund field]

Everytime i check in u are active 😭

[strange skiff]

[vernal musk]

[grim edge]

anyone want to play ? im 99 elos https://play.chess.com/SYZGu

Do you know the bobby bo show?

[strange skiff]

jangles?

[rotund field]

no

[strange skiff]

ive heard

[rotund field]

We dont know the moves

[blazing sky]

yippe

[vernal musk]

no

[digital phoenix]

bobby bo viewers have no brain

[grim edge]

What does it start with?

nobody wants to play?

[blazing sky]

WHY IS MY ROLE STILL <500

[strange skiff]

blitz

we're workin on it

[vernal musk]

thats an instant noodles brand in india

[digital phoenix]

its blitz and rapid

[grim edge]

hahahahhaha

[rotund field]

They infact do know

[strange skiff]

did it update

pog

[digital phoenix]

@strange skiff are u like 6 months behind

[strange skiff]

2

[grim edge]

Do they slide the queen and bait it?

[rotund field]

they didnt take it

[grim edge]

That was a big mistake resign now

[vernal musk]

this has become overused

[digital phoenix]

if u like watching bobby bo u better watch out im coming for u

[rotund field]

Big brilliancy dont resign now

[grim edge]

You cant save it

[vernal musk]

[digital phoenix]

bro its already blitz and rapid we do not need bullet

[rotund field]

You can save it 🗿

[digital phoenix]

if theres bullet everyone would be 3k

[grim edge]

new demon slayer season shlaps

ye

5 episodes

[strange skiff]

we've got people 😄 they're just busy, but if you want to help you can maybe talk to olympiad when he's online

[vernal musk]

eh its ok not very good

[strange skiff]

thats the dev

[grim edge]

Yup zoro.to is the one im watching it on

[strange skiff]

so like every tuesday

lol

[grim edge]

Anitta make it a requirement to beat most recent stockfish to join discord server

W

[vernal musk]

buy netflix

[inner sonnet]

Who is the best person here

[vernal musk]

me

[rotund field]

@worn ice

[inner sonnet]

rating

I need a teacher

[strange skiff]

chess.com/coach

[grim edge]

You❤️

[strange skiff]

you gotta pay for those

[rotund field]

Elliot 🥶🙏

[strange skiff]

elliot

[inner sonnet]

oh...

[strange skiff]

and kassa

they're teachers

lol

but we do have forums and like

study groups

you gotta connect your account to participate tho

[vernal musk]

https://www.chess.com/coaches

[inner sonnet]

@midnight fjord can you teach me

[strange skiff]

dont

[lament jacinth]

ANITTTAAAaa

[strange skiff]

ping

people

hello!

[inner sonnet]

oh

[rotund field]

Hi shawarma

[vernal musk]

wrong link

[inner sonnet]

sorry

[strange skiff]

they wont do it for free, that's their job and stuff

also if you want to participate in learning groups connect

also thanks aashish

[civic adder]

Is a Coach Free In Chess Com or do i need to pay 5 Bucks or smthng

[strange skiff]

you gotta pay more lol it's a tutor

[grim edge]

I cannot have a chess tutor because of my crippling social anxiety

[strange skiff]

people work for money

[lament jacinth]

Whos shawarma

[inner sonnet]

I will connect after this game

[strange skiff]

wild concept

[vernal musk]

depends ppl have their own fees

[strange skiff]

kekw

[vernal musk]

a food

[rotund field]

Average chess player expecting a high rated player to want to teach them😋

[strange skiff]

[inner sonnet]

[rotund field]

:(

[strange skiff]

Shawarma

[lament jacinth]

anitta

[strange skiff]

is liya your name tho

pretty name

[rotund field]

no more shawarma

[grim edge]

Im still scared of the dark

[lament jacinth]

Aalliyah is my name

[strange skiff]

oh pog

prettier

[lament jacinth]

also

[rotund field]

OhWow

[inner sonnet]

oh I saw you in the Moon Club server @grim edge

[lament jacinth]

I should be midget of the server

[strange skiff]

im probably shorter

[vernal musk]

!welcome @inner sonnet

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[lament jacinth]

Im 4 foot 10...

[inner sonnet]

I am bad

[strange skiff]

im 4 foot 9

[vernal musk]

@inner sonnet connect your account : )