💬〡general-off-topic

[trail tulip]

cap you are not 4" 5

[viscid jacinth]

I dont wanna fulfill fetishes of yours

[grim edge]

Anyone down to play

[grim edge]

🦵

I like to sleep after destroying someone

[candid ether]

maybe im 4'7 now my grandma says im very tall :DDD

[trail tulip]

im worse than u but sure unrated blitz if u want

[errant hound]

Me wanting to but I have -456 elo and I’ll probably accidentally blunder my queen

[viscid jacinth]

If someone is tall people will doubt if someone is short people will doubt

[grim edge]

I'm just 700 in blitz, let's go

[viscid jacinth]

Like waddaheck

[candid ether]

not really

[grim edge]

Sucks to be you

[echo kestrel]

Dang..

[candid ether]

you look 12 years old

[lament jacinth]

WAIT SOMEONE WHOS SHORTER THAN ME

[candid ether]

no

[lament jacinth]

.

[grim edge]

/profile @trail tulip

[candid ether]

imnot 4'5

[trail tulip]

hold up

[candid ether]

im 3'7

[lament jacinth]

I WAS HAPPY FOR A SECOND

[viscid jacinth]

dude i never saw a 12 yr old like that

[trail tulip]

nvm

[fair pine]

hey guys

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> niklaswal

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Rapid: 786 (786 peak)
Blitz: 881 (881 peak)
Bullet: 603 (631 peak)

[candid ether]

you look 13 max

[viscid jacinth]

what

[echo kestrel]

Bro's a Discord smurf

[viscid jacinth]

i am 15

[candid ether]

im a gnome

[viscid jacinth]

Well i look young that should be good

[candid ether]

idk

[echo kestrel]

Ayo user? I wanna 1v1 you. You're around my rating

[lament jacinth]

im actually 4 " 10.6 inches irl

[candid ether]

not rn

[fair pine]

na bro they look like their 12

[echo kestrel]

Kk..

[grim edge]

@trail tulip https://play.chess.com/K13oy

[candid ether]

thats what im sayin

[lament jacinth]

Im looking for someone shorter than me

[viscid jacinth]

;-; whats ur age

[sterile cypress]

How tall r u?

[fair pine]

how tall r u

[candid ether]

1 2 3 4 5 6 8 7 9 10

[trail tulip]

bro u made it daily

[floral olive]

How tall r u

[candid ether]

im so good at matematicas

[lament jacinth]

4 '10 .6

the .6 counts ok

[echo kestrel]

LOL locked out LLL

[grim edge]

@trail tulip https://play.chess.com/v3SQx

[fair pine]

damn bro im 5'6

[candid ether]

oddly speicifc

[sterile cypress]

U'll find someone, someday.

[oak prairie]

💀

[viscid jacinth]

Ok we will round it off

[lament jacinth]

SO 4 FOOT 11?

[snow holly]

bruhhh

[candid ether]

671236 @grim edge

[floral olive]

What
Can you tell me in centimeter?

[grim edge]

I fell down a set of stairs outside and I'm hurting rn

[lament jacinth]

149 cm @floral olive

[candid ether]

my girlfriend is 2'5

[viscid jacinth]

671236 is pretty old but ok

[sterile cypress]

Ok...

[candid ether]

jit forgot bidmas

le mao zedong

[floral olive]

Ouh

[fair pine]

i stepped on a knight piece im bleeding now

[grim edge]

@fair pine dayum bro

[viscid jacinth]

Thanks very good explanation

[fast kiln]

good morning chess com discord server

[hallow gate]

OMG KAYDEN BREAK FROM ELECEED MENTOR TO MY BEST CINNAMON ROLL JIWOO SEO?

[candid ether]

go back to bed

[grim edge]

hey

someone play me pls

[fast kiln]

Can’t have internship

[viscid jacinth]

Go away

[grim edge]

about 1400 elo

[fast kiln]

I will eat your liver

[candid ether]

ill do it for you

[grim edge]

that is disgusting

[candid ether]

what a nob

[viscid jacinth]

Good i dont have one

[grim edge]

@candid ether @fast kiln ?

[candid ether]

wie gehts?

[viscid jacinth]

I server brown soup hot and fresh

[fast kiln]

I will donate my liver to you just to eat it

[lament jacinth]

Wtf

[hallow gate]

ARE YOU THE REAL KAYDEN BREAK OMG

[viscid jacinth]

there is no place to fit your liver

[fast kiln]

Im the mister beast of cannibalism

[candid ether]

x is 2

[grim edge]

Ban bots from chess.com please

[candid ether]

-2

[phone]

[viscid jacinth]

If it was that easy

[grim edge]

Its unplayable

[fast kiln]

uh no

[fair pine]

wdym by bots

[lament jacinth]

Today I gave a homeless guy 10,000 livers

[fast kiln]

(-2)^2 =4

[grim edge]

I win everygame coz everyone horrible

[candid ether]

aswdefrgthy frfr

[fast kiln]

The answer is 2i

[hallow gate]

... x^2 = -2, therefore x=+-2i

[candid ether]

es ist mir egal

[grim edge]

You play like a bot means you have no ideawtf u doing

@grim edge ur 200 elo?

[candid ether]

rrrrrrrrrrrr

[viscid jacinth]

Not in chess

[fair pine]

they r trying to learn dawg

[viscid jacinth]

Referring someone as bot in chess means they are too good

[hallow gate]

imagine forgetting the plus minus smh

[scenic condor]

[grim edge]

@grim edge ok make game

[fast kiln]

it waS IMPLIED

[hallow gate]

MY FAVOURITE TABBY FAT CAT I LOVE CATS SO MUCH ADSIUASHIDSHIDASHUDASHI

[hallow gate]

thats what they all say

[grim edge]

Make game i join

[candid ether]

[fair pine]

why r we talking about math

[candid ether]

[floral olive]

Test

[candid ether]

ikr

[fast kiln]

this is a math discord

[candid ether]

Leute aus Amerika so dumm

sdasfghjgfds

[hallow gate]

fr like i love maths as much as my meth

[frigid skiff]

thats crazy

[candid ether]

how do i learn chess?

[grim edge]

git gud

[harsh pagoda]

just play

[cloud bramble]

hac

[candid ether]

i keep forget how knight move

[grim edge]

its not that hard

[candid ether]

it is :(9

[grim edge]

just remember small L

[cloud bramble]

ur 2200

[candid ether]

no

[grim edge]

oh lols nvm

[lament jacinth]

This guy again

[fair pine]

knight moves with L shape

[nimble niche]

same

[grim edge]

ffs

[candid ether]

i dont need knight to win

[cloud bramble]

Hello

[candid ether]

i prefer pawns

[hallow gate]

no hes not

[cloud bramble]

same

[candid ether]

because theu can move both diagonally and vertically

[lament jacinth]

3 steps ahead guy were u trying to rizz or have me as a friend

[cloud bramble]

both

well, rizz the most

[lament jacinth]

Cause u put yourself into the friendzone

[hallow gate]

shawarma

[candid ether]

cherish the chess rizz cherish the cherizz cherish the cherish

[hallow gate]

💀

[candid ether]

comprendes??

[hallow gate]

no comprehendo

[candid ether]

h?

lemaozedong

[lament jacinth]

Whoever you are 💀

[fair pine]

guys how to do a tactical king sacrifice

[hallow gate]

how could you forget me

[candid ether]

I try to activiate my king within the first 10 moves of the game

[hallow gate]

im literally better than lasanga

[lament jacinth]

I dont know who u are

[candid ether]

why?

[lament jacinth]

I suggest next time u don't tell me u want to be my friend like that cause that's literally putting yourself into yhr friend zone Mann 💀

[lyric moss]

An active king is a good king

[candid ether]

gothamchess said you havfe to activiate your fkinhg

[lyric moss]

Jkjk

[candid ether]

i dont believe u

😡

[cloud bramble]

im not good at these 😭

[candid ether]

youre trying to eliminate competition

chess is a metaphor for human affairds

[grim edge]

Sacrifice King for Queen

[candid ether]

but i heard the kings gambit is good

so you have to sacrifice your king by making it active

[lament jacinth]

Basiaclly everything u said was good until the part where u were telling me thay u only wanted to be friends cause then the whole idea of rizz Is gone 💀

[zealous cedar]

LMAO

[candid ether]

itss brilliant cos u sac

[hallow gate]

PROJECTION OF V ONTO U

[candid ether]

i want chess.cum to abolish brillaint movefs

[bronze badger]

shut up

[lament jacinth]

Real v is aleep

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Asleep

[candid ether]

no

are you one of them?.

richtig oder falsche

[zealous cedar]

how

[candid ether]

whats t9

[bronze badger]

goofy default pfp

[zealous cedar]

oh the knight

[candid ether]

jit has an anime pfp

plus youre 1000 elo get better nob

[cloud bramble]

thats cause ppl would call me a simp

[bronze badger]

u nerd

[candid ether]

typo

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

who wants to get rizzed by me

[candid ether]

anyone can get 1500 just by playing

[lament jacinth]

Then u take the risky path and try the trick "sliding into dms " HAHAHAHAHA

[bronze badger]

your father never came back with the milk

[rugged jacinth]

Not anyone

[candid ether]

too busy shagging your ma

ich will dich ermurden

[lament jacinth]

Don't like 4 guys have already tried on me it doesn't work

[bronze badger]

i smashed your father at the milk store and he never came back

[candid ether]

Du bist so verdammt dumm

[grim edge]

If I were a chicken, you’d be the chick-en of my dreams.

[candid ether]

jajajajajjajaja

[boreal cosmos]

i can see how you got there, account made today, chess.com account made a week ago with 5 games on it

[candid ether]

today??? lol

[bronze badger]

bro says jajajajaajaajajaj

[boreal cosmos]

*week ago

[lament jacinth]

It took me 10 seconds to realise I still dont understand what that means

[bronze badger]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[candid ether]

blud try actually getting half decent at chess before coaching

[grim edge]

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

[cursive parrot]

bruh

[candid ether]

bist du deutsch markus??

[boreal cosmos]

i admire ur clueless

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-moyai-emoji-moai-moai-meme-moai-emoji-gif-25202348

[bronze badger]

exactly

[boreal cosmos]

nein, ich kann Deutsch sprechen

[bronze badger]

themightyone 💀💀💀💀💀

[candid ether]

cos im spanish dumbass#

[bronze badger]

stfu goofy ahh default pfp nerd

[lament jacinth]

Im freezing rn wdym 💀

[grim edge]

Hey Liya 😄

[candid ether]

anime profile picture

[bronze badger]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[bronze badger]

you dont even have one 💀💀💀💀

[candid ether]

so?

[bronze badger]

nahhhhhhhhhhhh💀💀💀

[candid ether]

nah bro hes so goofy not putting a pfp ong

[lament jacinth]

I swear I'm rizz proof @grim edge

[grim edge]

oh ye? Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

[cursive parrot]

what elo is this lmao

[candid ether]

mdr#

[bronze badger]

j'ai 69 ans

[grim edge]

Discord devs trying not to have the worst app updates ever challenge impossible

[candid ether]

dude how old are you

[raven eagle]

solo chess is so easy i want one with all greens but force of habit i keep starting before thinking

[candid ether]

you make father jokes and 69

[cursive parrot]

oof, thats why

[bronze badger]

votre visage est une poubelle

[uneven gazelle]

how to get 3000 rapid guys?

[bronze badger]

💀💀💀

[lament jacinth]

Well that's stupid, why waste your money like that , tbh if some guy dropped a drink infront of me I'd be dissapointed

[cursive parrot]

u cant lil bro

[boreal cosmos]

you wont

[bronze badger]

5 years old

[lavish shale]

hack

[candid ether]

you arent funny

[grim edge]

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than anything else in the room.

[bronze badger]

nor are you

[uneven gazelle]

grandmaster get 3000+

[cursive parrot]

no

[candid ether]

tiene anime pfp

[uneven gazelle]

I mean in chess.com

[lament jacinth]

Now you're just calling me white, which I'm not, I'm brown

[cursive parrot]

no

[uneven gazelle]

not fide

[bronze badger]

discord logo pfp 💀💀💀

[cinder sluice]

i love hearing explosion sounds from very far away

[candid ether]

du bist suechtig to tiktok

[grim edge]

You must be a ninja because you snuck up and stole my heart.

[cinder sluice]

yet can hear them so clearly

[cursive parrot]

same tbh

[candid ether]

spamming generic 12 yr jokes

ademas

[bronze badger]

crying about it 💀💀

[cloud bramble]

lomlz do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

[candid ether]

yeah 😦

[lament jacinth]

Tbh if you don't have a heart then how are you alive like wtf

[cloud bramble]

the cat eyes

[candid ether]

ich bin so traurig

[grim edge]

I must be a cowboy, because I can’t stop lassoing your heart.

[candid ether]

Почему этот негр так раздражает

[cursive parrot]

lol

[lament jacinth]

directions to the nearest police station are that way, turn yourself in

[bronze badger]

bros using google translate

[candid ether]

no lol

[cloud bramble]

srsly, dont copy pickup lines

[candid ether]

i speak 5 languages sefrgdtfhyj

[cursive parrot]

u just cant

[candid ether]

because im europeanrergthyjkjghfdsa

[bronze badger]

🤓

[opaque arrow]

Id love a big chinese rn

[candid ether]

its slang but ok

[cursive parrot]

same

[bronze badger]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[lament jacinth]

I dont have a heart 😋

[thin verge]

cie papers got cancelled

[candid ether]

gcse?/

[thin verge]

yup

[candid ether]

bro i just did paper 2 history

[thin verge]

well all papers ranging from o levels to a levels

[candid ether]

this morning

[lament jacinth]

Have u realise you can't rizz me now

[grim edge]

ok i give up

[thin verge]

well its only cancelled for tmrw

todays paper got cancelled as well

[candid ether]

are you doing regional?

ive done both of my papers

[cloud bramble]

yeah

[grim edge]

Liya is this the 70th time people try to rizz u

[thin verge]

wdym

[candid ether]

like asian ?

not in uk

[thin verge]

yea im from Pak

[lament jacinth]

70th time failing

[candid ether]

oh right

[thin verge]

hence doing a levels

[candid ether]

ive done both the uk gcse ones

[hazy portal]

2600 puzzles

[thin verge]

but it got cancelled for tmrw

[candid ether]

rip

[bronze badger]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-asked-not-one-person-asked-nobody-asked-country-gif-24293389

[thin verge]

dk the difference, whats different with uk and our ones?

[candid ether]

cheers pal

[candid ether]

same except different qs to stop cheating because of timezones

olevels is gcses right

[thin verge]

you're a menace lmao

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Tbh you need like the best rizz line on earth and it requires a certain aspect of me that I love and only then you'd have a chance 😋

[bronze badger]

ur a shit lmaooaoaoaoaaoaoao

[candid ether]

yk we have pkistan studies in this country lol

[thin verge]

ah

[candid ether]

for gcses

[thin verge]

grammar L

[thin verge]

I dont understand

[cloud bramble]

I'm a lyrical charmer, flavors spicier than shawarma.

[candid ether]

we have pakistan studies as a subject that is possible to do

[lament jacinth]

Anyway why are you guys into tiny people like wtf

[bronze badger]

kids cartoon pfp 😂 😂 💀 💀

[cloud bramble]

tiny ppl?

[candid ether]

for gcses

[loud wagon]

clearly google havent heard of harrizment

[lament jacinth]

Im 4 foot 11

[cloud bramble]

kid stalling
https://www.chess.com/game/live/77457766395

[thin verge]

no lol i was jus saying to him, hes been yk botherin people, so hence the fact i said menace, nothin against you my guy

[cloud bramble]

just a foot lesser

[thin verge]

and you have anime

[candid ether]

i am equally as confused

[thin verge]

your point

[thin verge]

lol it aight

what country you from

[grim edge]

Im the rizz master i dont rizz though i keep it unspoken🥶 🗣️

[cloud bramble]

i saw that 10 years ago, thats why he stalling

[candid ether]

russian but i live in uk

[thin verge]

damn

[lavish shale]

rizz me up

[candid ether]

yes

[thin verge]

visited UK sometime ago, back in like september

[candid ether]

which city

[grim edge]

😭 RIZZ ME WHAT

[thin verge]

love the weather

[lament jacinth]

Goodluck

[candid ether]

sarcasm? 😦

[grim edge]

that board🤮🤮🤮

[lament jacinth]

LMAOOOO

[grim edge]

I AINT RIZZING NOBODY MY RIZZ UNSPOKEN🗣️ 🔥

Please god

[thin verge]

well we stayed in Oxford as part of a summer school program, but visited london, covent garden, cambridge etc

[grim edge]

I just played someone here and everytime he does same stuff

[candid ether]

good places then

[thin verge]

nah nah lol im serious.
Genuinely love the weather

[grim edge]

Tries to double attack and fork with bishop amd horse

[candid ether]

its underated fr

[grim edge]

😂😂😂
Then he thinks hes good when i left

anyone wanna play

[thin verge]

took thousands of pics of the skies

i like cloudy weather

its relaxing

[grim edge]

@grim edge nobody blunder nothing buddy 😂😂😂😂😂

[candid ether]

pakistan is very hot so i guess its nice to be cooler

[grim edge]

U were so bad lmaoo

[cloud bramble]

ye

[lament jacinth]

Run your king to h3 and back in the opening

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth i know what to do.. I cant take those players seriously

[thin verge]

at times its cold, some times its really hot, it just varies, this year tho lol, the weathers been weird, not that hot

[grim edge]

I lose my intereat coz i know they are noobs

[thin verge]

anyways tho, so whatchu doin UK

[candid ether]

did you do other international exams?

[thin verge]

livin on your own?

[candid ether]

no im 15

[lament jacinth]

"Congratulations there was only one bad move and you somehow found it"

[thin verge]

i gave the SAT, but i applied when we were moving so only got 1 week of prep

i applied for US unis

[candid ether]

oh

[thin verge]

got into more than half of them

[candid ether]

i thought you meant another SAT in uk primary schools lol

arent the american exams dead easy

[thin verge]

nah nah. Gave the american paper

[upbeat viper]

just destroyed a 2k in blitz

[lament jacinth]

@cloud bramble I'm aboutta give u a once in a life time opportunity

[thin verge]

well the SAT is pretty straight forward, theres english section and a math section. English section has 2 sub sections, reading and writing, same for math but its a calc and no calc section

[fair pine]

omg a gm

[candid ether]

ah

[upbeat viper]

time scramble at the end

[thin verge]

scored out of 800 marks separately, but it can be a bit tricky at times

[candid ether]

so its literally just two subjectgs

[empty hare]

I made my first brilliant move today
I got it while fighting a 1600 rated guy while I'm 700 :000

[thin verge]

like sometimes the questions adn answers arent that clear

[thin verge]

mhm

[candid ether]

breh that sounds easy

[thin verge]

and takes a reallyyyyyyyyyyy

[candid ether]

we have 11 subjects

[thin verge]

long time to do the paper

[candid ether]

oh right

[cloud bramble]

4?

[thin verge]

it starts at like 8 in the morning, ends at 12

[candid ether]

brutal

[thin verge]

its much more chill than the cambridge exam style tho

[lament jacinth]

Beat me 3 -0 in chess and u have a chance

[cloud bramble]

:o

[candid ether]

that we study

[thin verge]

like you attempt one section, they tell you leave your desk, then you come back

[cloud bramble]

LES GO B

[candid ether]

some a levels are 3.5 hrs straight

[thin verge]

damn

[lament jacinth]

I am a minor

[candid ether]

gcse history 1 and 2 are 2h each only

[thin verge]

yea, exams are pretty tiresome

[candid ether]

i do a levels in 2025

[limpid steppe]

random image of the day

[thin verge]

i had 5 papers lined up, from 9th to 12th

[candid ether]

oof

[thin verge]

and i gave the 9th one

10th and 11th got cancelled

so we gucci

[thin verge]

wdym lol

[candid ether]

why did they even get cancelled

[candid ether]

im doing them in 2yrs

[thin verge]

i can confirm

[thin verge]

ah nice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> מאור . (maoridk)

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[grim edge]

Anyone here actually good at chess or everyone plays like a bot with yt tutorial moves

[thin verge]

this is my last year lol, so after these papers, im a free man

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mate Bigvava (thedriverfromdrive)

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Rapid: 624 (624 peak)
Blitz: 405 (433 peak)
Bullet: 380 (380 peak)

[thin verge]

exactly

[candid ether]

lucky

[thin verge]

not so, considering i gotta go to a uni now

well yea kinda lucky i guess

[candid ether]

im not going to uni most likely

[thin verge]

get more freedom now

[thin verge]

how come

[fair pine]

lmao frfr

[candid ether]

i have part time scholarship at a football club so

depends how life goes

frghngfdsx😠

[compact pilot]

I'm 1900 if that counts

There are plenty of over 2k

[limpid steppe]

i got into chess from goffam he'uhr

[thin verge]

damn

[compact pilot]

We got Magnus Carlsen over here

[thin verge]

thinkin on going pro?

[candid ether]

if possible

[feral sluice]

does any1 wanna play a 1230

[thin verge]

me

[feral sluice]

i legit was so close to 1300 but i tilt queued

[fair pine]

[feral sluice]

my height in meters

[limpid steppe]

Are you Gangus Carl

[thin verge]

well whatever life holds ahead

[feral sluice]

send a link?

[candid ether]

indeed

[thin verge]

here?

[feral sluice]

😏

[thin verge]

could you send it

[primal fern]

connect your account

[feral sluice]

sure 🙂

i shall send

[native iris]

Another adventure time enjoyer, hello.

[thin verge]

thanks

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hitesh Mandani (hitesh0f)

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1404 (1404 peak)
Blitz: 889 (932 peak)
Bullet: 450 (533 peak)

[limpid steppe]

D-day

[feral sluice]

it doesnt work, i gave up a long itme ago

[thin verge]

hellooo

[primal fern]

connect your account

[worldly meteor]

1400 lettsss gooo h

[thin verge]

adventure time goated fr

[primal fern]

why not. what's your username

[feral sluice]

can we play a 5 min?

[cloud bramble]

shawarma :
https://www.chess.com/game/live/77458478803

[feral sluice]

its glitching trust

[native iris]

Definitely

[feral sluice]

i tried fixing with a mod, didnt work

[thin verge]

tho it got pretty dark and weird lol

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[primal fern]

try again

[native iris]

I rewatched the show like 3 times lol

[feral sluice]

https://play.chess.com/gMyGy

[thin verge]

yea sure

[primal fern]

connect your account ❤️

[upbeat viper]

back to 1700

only 80 to go

[thin verge]

i never watched it properly in 1 sitting 💔

[feral sluice]

no i mean it it doesnt work my guy

[feral sluice]

i sat for 2 hrs and it didnt work

[primal fern]

do you have multiple chess.com accounts?

[feral sluice]

its fine

[primal fern]

waht's your username

[feral sluice]

yes but i only linked 1

[native iris]

How do you connect :/

[primal fern]

how many do you have?

[feral sluice]

WhyArentNamesAvailable

[rigid meteor]

why are people saying you should only play sicilian defence in 2000+ games?

[primal fern]

type /connect

[feral sluice]

idk, when i was younger i would always forget the codes

[thin verge]

i accepted the link

[primal fern]

what codes

[fair pine]

what

[feral sluice]

for the accounts

[primal fern]

!welcome @fair pine

[stable jungle]

Hey @fair pine, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[candid ether]

because its ture

true

[rigid meteor]

but why

[candid ether]

because its heavy on theory and very punishing

[primal fern]

pass word? bro heads up. having more than 2 accounts is against the rules. i would close those accounts if i were you

[fair pine]

ill connect later when i get my ratings up

[native iris]

Hmm

[feral sluice]

its fine i dont use them

[primal fern]

you can still do it now

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

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[primal fern]

you need to email [e-mail] then to get it to work

[rigid meteor]

I'm a 800 player so I wanna counter against e4 which has set ups in the early game so I got warned before leaning the sicilian

[primal fern]

or make a post in #1039943660839641139

[grave wasp]

Neuro, you're probably the first to use this feature properly

[feral sluice]

does it matter? like respectfully tho

[rocky star]

hi neuro

[feral sluice]

y arent they allowed to just exist

[primal fern]

read #🔖〡roles to see what kind of roles in here and ask yourself do you wanna be just joined the whole time you're here.

[loud wagon]

https://www.chess.com/member/ua4 holy shit i found the king of chess.com

[primal fern]

you wont' ever be able to speak in vc. or post images

[grave wasp]

Fxck you but like respectfully tho

[limpid steppe]

they take copyright seriously in Myanmar

[loud wagon]

bro is 102 rated

[feral sluice]

i just wanna be in the server

i like chess

not good, but i enjoy it

[primal fern]

what's ur rating

[feral sluice]

i swear it rly just does not work

[mossy furnace]

so good that i missed blunders

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Treepalds (treepalds)

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Name: Treepalds (treepalds)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 935 (1076 peak)
Blitz: 363 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 509 (1368 peak)

[primal fern]

i will seriously coach you if you gift me a month of diamond

i'm 1900

nah man nothing is free in this world

[mossy furnace]

youtube

[upbeat viper]

coaching isn't for free smh

[steep oak]

Mf are you demanding

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

be nice

[steep oak]

Sorry

[primal fern]

you are not gonna get taught by me sorry buddy

[worldly meteor]

Bruh wot

[primal fern]

bad attitude

[sleek oriole]

my most recend blitz game

[grave wasp]

Beggars can't be choosers

[native iris]

🤨

[worldly meteor]

No u are L

Average 600 elo activities

[queen canyon]

r/choosingbeggars

[cloud bramble]

anyone want coach

[worldly meteor]

Kid named anyone:

[grave wasp]

<@&745328830649991179>

[native iris]

Im not going to be surprised if you saved that on clipboard lol

[mossy furnace]

🙋‍♂️

[lavish shale]

lmaos

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[grave wasp]

Wtf was that

[upbeat viper]

idk

[mossy furnace]

🙋‍♂️ me , me

[upbeat viper]

some weeb stuff

[worldly meteor]

Lol

[uneven gazelle]

anyone play chess?

[cloud bramble]

giv chess.com premium

[stark stone]

weeb purge incoming?!?

[mossy furnace]

diamond

[grave wasp]

Femboy nsfw

[upbeat viper]

not nsfw but edgy

[static mica]

uhhh i just put the 650 bot gavin against the maximum stockfish on chess. com and gavin made a draw with stockfish...

[primal fern]

ah i missed it

[cloud bramble]

ues

[worldly meteor]

Lmao

[uneven gazelle]

@echo kestrel

[grim edge]

so 127,000 people last month, 135,000 the month before. This is INSANE

*banned

[cloud bramble]

giv me diamond

[viral epoch]

Hola

I mean, greetings fine gentlemen.

[static mica]

i domt think gavin is 650 he also found a brilliant queen sacrifice...

[worldly meteor]

Bro begging at this point

[cloud bramble]

im poor

[worldly meteor]

Ye me too

[native iris]

Same

[uneven gazelle]

do anyone try stalement?

[static mica]

what will diamond do to fix that

[worldly meteor]

But buy on ur own

[uneven gazelle]

diamond is very expensive

[feral sluice]

im poor too

[worldly meteor]

He can't afford it

[feral sluice]

i have 43 cents in my accounts

[uneven gazelle]

but gold is good enough

[worldly meteor]

I don't even have a account

[feral sluice]

0,063 dollars

[graceful lintel]

Same

[uneven gazelle]

just play your friend account

[feral sluice]

u still prly have more money in ur pockets than me lmao

[lavish shale]

L

[worldly meteor]

Bro putted comma instead of dot💀

[static surge]

am gonna hit thousand elo today

[feral sluice]

like thats so little lmao

[feral sluice]

*put

[grim edge]

sup

[lavish shale]

bro wrote "putted" 💀

[worldly meteor]

No i don't

[grim edge]

i'll give you diamond

[feral sluice]

and its not called dot

[graceful lintel]

Yea nice

[feral sluice]

its called a full stop

[worldly meteor]

I had a feeling that it was the wrong word

[feral sluice]

let me correct ur sentence:

Bro put comma instead of a dot.

[rugged jacinth]

Why

[feral sluice]

put a*

[worldly meteor]

Oh yh right i forgot

[native iris]

Your not by English teacher 💀

[feral sluice]

youre*

my*

[north wraith]

pov: I lost holding my 800 elo again:(

[uneven gazelle]

fun

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Magnum Carlsen (ihadenoughlosingthisgame)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 799 (861 peak)
Blitz: 624 (650 peak)
Bullet: 481 (607 peak)

[rugged jacinth]

Okeh

[native iris]

Ok fair enough but the by was actually a typo lol

[north wraith]

Sadge I lost 800 elo

[graceful lintel]

Sed 🥹

[worldly meteor]

Wtf is that answer

[feral sluice]

lmfao its ok

[uneven gazelle]

meaning just kidding

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> VoKu199 Kv (voku199)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 540 (578 peak)
Blitz: 571 (620 peak)
Bullet: 532 (584 peak)

[rugged jacinth]

I lose 900

[digital phoenix]

play more

[feral sluice]

its not serious anyways, i just find it funny to do this online

so nitpicky

[worldly meteor]

Bruh

[north wraith]

No I'm still learning a chess

[uneven gazelle]

chess is ez

[feral sluice]

u lost 900 elo or u just arent 900 anymore

[uneven gazelle]

no need to learn

[native iris]

I wish it was

[rugged jacinth]

Both

[uneven gazelle]

get a coach = 2000 elo

[feral sluice]

lmaooo

[north wraith]

That's your opinion to new beginners 💀

[feral sluice]

the most ive lost at one time is 100

[digital phoenix]

kinda waste of money

[uneven gazelle]

just get a coach

[north wraith]

Lol I still have chess book and membership on chess.com that's why i'm losing

[uneven gazelle]

yea correct

[north wraith]

Lol no that's a waste of money

[graceful lintel]

What is ur ratings?🥹

[echo kestrel]

I'll be your coach

[tough bane]

yes

[native iris]

I’ve lost 200 elo but clawed my way back up

[worldly meteor]

Skill issue tbh

[timid girder]

I’m dead

[uneven gazelle]

2000+

I have coach

[north wraith]

Fr but pretty need to take a break playing a game

[echo kestrel]

I'm 2001

[uneven gazelle]

pay 50 usb per hours to the coach

[worldly meteor]

If I've had book and membership i will be 2000 in no time

[feral sluice]

exactly, you need atleast a 3090 to ACTUALLY be able to load the game

[north wraith]

That's a waste of money

[native iris]

Bro just be self-taught

[feral sluice]

• a chessable premium

[uneven gazelle]

no waste if you can learn from it

[north wraith]

Well that's what i'm doing

[uneven gazelle]

you can get 2000+ within 6 months

[echo kestrel]

Bro my parents did that for a month then said it was too expensive. I haven't had a coach since (that was 4 years ago btw)

[worldly meteor]

Wdym

[echo kestrel]

Cap

[feral sluice]

idk

[digital phoenix]

u should be good self learnt in 4 years

[feral sluice]

i was too lazy to write some context

[native iris]

Cap

[digital phoenix]

im self learnt 2k in 6 years

[echo kestrel]

Lol literally only 0.5% of players are 2000+

[feral sluice]

cus of this slow mode its so hard

[echo kestrel]

Same that's about how long it took me

[feral sluice]

hi

[grim edge]

sup

[worldly meteor]

How much time it took to u to get 2k

[uneven gazelle]

so why dont just get a coach?

[thin verge]

how can you talk in the improvement channel

[uneven gazelle]

even it is expensive but it is worth

[native iris]

Because of expense mostly

[north wraith]

This is real cap I don't wanna train too early. Since this is new journey to reach a long road to reach 2000 elo ngl

[echo kestrel]

I've been playing technically for 12 years, but wasn't playing often my first like 6 years. Only in the last 6 years (and especially last 2-3) I've played often. Went from 700-2000 in that span

[worldly meteor]

U can't talk u can text

[grim edge]

I JUST SACED MY QUEEEEEN

[dim siren]

Generally speaking, 2 rooks are better than a queen right?

[uneven gazelle]

previous im 1300elo, then after I get a coach im 2000+

[echo kestrel]

Missed mate in 1

[uneven gazelle]

stuck at 1300 long time ago

[sterile tusk]

Nice one forced mate

[digital phoenix]

6 years total

[thin verge]

yea i mean text

[rugged jacinth]

Yez imo

[echo kestrel]

How long did it take you to get from 1300 to 2000?

[grim edge]

i would be a miss not brilliant

[uneven gazelle]

I spend total like 1000+ usd ady

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[grim edge]

gm

[thin verge]

cus it says i dont have the perms for it

[uneven gazelle]

for me is 3.5 years

[sterile tusk]

He took a piece

[grim edge]

i aced my stat exam

[worldly meteor]

There wasn't need for that

[echo kestrel]

Ohhh that makes sense

[sterile tusk]

Thats obvious

[grim edge]

and im going to fail my chem exam WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[uneven gazelle]

the coach will teach you every week

[grim edge]

How that was the only way to mate

[worldly meteor]

Dam that is way too long

[echo kestrel]

Bro you went from 1300 to 2000 in 3 years with a coach that costs you $1000 total?? I did it in 4 with practically no coaching

[grim edge]

Queen sac only m3

what is a pride pawn

[grave wasp]

Guys vote for Rxf3 #👨〡danny-updates

[digital phoenix]

ur problem u can just study if u want i never actually studied

[uneven gazelle]

more than that

[digital phoenix]

support lgbt

[upbeat viper]

zelda in 2 days

[grim edge]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[uneven gazelle]

1 year is like 1200 usd

[echo kestrel]

Jeez..

[grim edge]

[worldly meteor]

What about qg8

[echo kestrel]

Good god...

[uneven gazelle]

my coach: always be consistent and accurate during chess game

[worldly meteor]

I see

[native iris]

That’s still a lot considering someone did that for free and is self-taught

[digital phoenix]

obviously a rook there

[uneven gazelle]

self learning is very hard

[worldly meteor]

Oh ok lmao

[digital phoenix]

thats what u think

[echo kestrel]

Bro I once played a guy who went from 1200 to 2400 in 4 years (I played him back when he was 1400 lol)

[rugged jacinth]

Why

[grim edge]

why does he only have it

[uneven gazelle]

for me, I need a coach

[native iris]

Fair point, but it’s the effort you out into it.

[grim edge]

i DIDNT DO THAT CUZ I CAN SAC THE QUEEN ALSO THAT NOT MATE CUZ BISHOP G8 BY BLACK

[digital phoenix]

id:customize anyone can have not everyone wants it

[uneven gazelle]

you can improve fast if you have coach

[rugged jacinth]

Hmmm

Im gonna get coach

[fair pine]

pro frfr

[digital phoenix]

whats ur account name btw

[worldly meteor]

I didn't knew that u took a rook now i get ur point

[native iris]

The cost tho 💀

[pine bison]

Just dreamed i was breakdancing on barbi girl with a bunch of chess pieces as audience

[grave wasp]

wtf

[native iris]

Relatable

[fair pine]

i aint paying 50$ for a coach

[pine bison]

Wtf indeed

[grim edge]

based

[grim edge]

Ohh yeah haha

[digital phoenix]

why

[manic nova]

[grave wasp]

most sane discord mod

[native iris]

Wtf do you mean by relatable 💀

[grim edge]

il coach you

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/jordy-barbie-come-on-barbie-lets-go-party-gif-15036570

[worldly meteor]

Bro thinks she is Margot Robbie

[uneven gazelle]

xpensive right?

[pine bison]

That dream was so wild holy hell

[sharp topaz]

where is the 2 queen vs rook thing?

[uneven gazelle]

my parent pay for me so hahahahahahah

[fair pine]

for free?

[grim edge]

Is the barbie movie out?

[digital phoenix]

i mean i play noobs in chat every day u might learna thing or two from that

[potent merlin]

I see nothing wrong here. You like chess, you can afford it, go to it

[native iris]

Not all of us are rich…

[pine bison]

Song is stuck in my head now

[grim edge]

Cant wait gon be so funny to watch

[plain python]

a

[grim edge]

STUCK IN MY MIND SINCE I WAS A KID

[uneven gazelle]

but now I dont have coach

because I ady get 2000+ elo

[pine bison]

I would watch any movie with margot robbie in it lets be real

[fossil schooner]

Fide?

[manic nova]

2000 elo is usually where you start getting a coach

[worldly meteor]

Show ur profile @uneven gazelle

[digital phoenix]

bro people get ooaches to get title from 2k

[native iris]

Cap

[uneven gazelle]

can I just keep it secret?

[pine bison]

No

[native iris]

.

[worldly meteor]

Ong

[grim edge]

Also my opponent was so salty i sac my queen and wrote luck and resigned💀

[uneven gazelle]

I want to keep it secret

[plain python]

show us

[uneven gazelle]

but you can check on fide

[digital phoenix]

ur 2000 fide?

[worldly meteor]

Bro lying

[manic nova]

"I'm going to brag loudly about my rating and then keep secret on the most important proof"

[pine bison]

Secret hmmmmm

[fossil schooner]

Don't have to give fide id just screenshot

[potent merlin]

Player name: jajajaja

[worldly meteor]

Lmao

[fossil schooner]

Then blur the name

[native iris]

Fair enough but I honestly don’t see how your chess account could be personal.

[pine bison]

jajajaja

[digital phoenix]

https://ratings.fide.com/profile/4151933 this is me

[grim edge]

hey, how to stream here?

[digital phoenix]

hes gonna fake it

[grim edge]

i dont have permission

[worldly meteor]

He ain't fooling noone

[fossil schooner]

Bruh

[grim edge]

I GOT SENT I HAVE A SHIFT ON FRIDAY NO ARENA FOR ME

[pine bison]

kechup

[native iris]

[pine bison]

Mayo better

Truffle mayo is so goddamn good

[compact lagoon]

hello!

[pine bison]

Nothin beats that

Anyways

[worldly meteor]

I thought u were a girl

[pine bison]

[bronze badger]

sup yall

[proud frost]

hi

[pine bison]

@worldly meteor should have looked at his roles lmao

Mat chill wtf

[worldly meteor]

Was planning to rizz her up ☠️

[rugged jacinth]

Who gay

[grim edge]

SAVED

gotcha thanks

[digital phoenix]

what. also im not an im

[grim edge]

can someone help me decide my move ?
|| she finally sent a text -- a reel||

[tidal solstice]

hi guys

im new here

[rugged jacinth]

Thank yoj for the meal

[native iris]

Got us in the first half 💀

[pine bison]

Uh oh

[tidal solstice]

how can i talk in vcs

[worldly meteor]

When did i say u were an im

[compact lagoon]

hi!

[rugged jacinth]

Hallo

[grim edge]

[pine bison]

@tidal solstice whats your favourite chess opening

[rugged jacinth]

Hallo

[tidal solstice]

frence opening

im frence

[compact lagoon]

wow, It's almost been a year since I have checked this server....
I'm no longer 500 elo I'm 900 elo now

[pine bison]

Which french

[tidal solstice]

like king

[worldly meteor]

Guys new opening just dropped

[pine bison]

King french?

[swift panther]

Woah crazy improvemtn

[pine bison]

[tidal solstice]

im smart

you cant prove me wrong

[worldly meteor]

Ye i can tell by Ur pfp

[pine bison]

Gtg ping mods if shit hits the fan

[digital phoenix]

tulip more like carrot

[digital phoenix]

boutta throw shit at the fan

[tidal solstice]

THATS NOT ME

[viscid jacinth]

Very funny joke

[compact lagoon]

I made a new opening, It's called the BOMB opening it starts with C4 and now you have learned the BOMB opening

[echo kestrel]

How many points should I be gaining per year?

[viscid jacinth]

2000

[trail tulip]

Make a Tulip Carrot Wreath for Spring in Under an Hour

[pine bison]

Gg allen fan

[echo kestrel]

Dang so the English disappeared?

[native iris]

Idk

[rugged jacinth]

🤌

[echo kestrel]

Dang..

[swift panther]

Shut up

[grim edge]

i made a new opening its called racist opening the white moves first

[echo kestrel]

Love that opening

[grim edge]

yo whats up

[compact lagoon]

Oh I'm not good in speaking English

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh I see

[grim edge]

most do

[echo kestrel]

Kk perfect. 3000 in 2 years seems doable

[grim edge]

anyone for a chess match?

[trail tulip]

bruh

[compact lagoon]

Help I'm stuck at 900 elo

[worldly meteor]

Im one month short for one year and today i hit 1400

[compact lagoon]

PLEASE help

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-argue-um-excuse-me-meme-i-want-to-suggest-ah-gif-16740228

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hitesh Mandani (hitesh0f)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1404 (1404 peak)
Blitz: 889 (932 peak)
Bullet: 450 (533 peak)

[worldly meteor]

Yes

[bronze badger]

your father

[grim edge]

Just get to 1000

[echo kestrel]

My otb rating is literally 500 points lower than my online rating

[grim edge]

.

[worldly meteor]

Fr lmao

[echo kestrel]

Play more

[manic nova]

@uneven gazelle this your account, and your other alt is banned

[compact lagoon]

Guys, I HAVE made a NEW opening, it started with B4, now you have learned the TIME TRAVELER'S opening

[digital phoenix]

mine 1200 under

[grim edge]

Stfu

a

[echo kestrel]

Wth..

[uneven gazelle]

?

[digital phoenix]

ive played 2 rated tournaments i just spend my time smurfing

[echo kestrel]

Dang the Polish disappeared

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh I see...

[uneven gazelle]

?

[compact lagoon]

Oh dang

Ughh

[grim edge]

Puzzled good

[compact lagoon]

My puzzle is 2200

[simple rose]

@grim edge My opponent keep trash talking me He will beat me with The Main line of Najdorf and I win

[grim edge]

Skill issue

[zenith agate]

.

[simple rose]

I promted my pawn to a rook

[compact lagoon]

I currently have 2000+ Games played on Chess com

[grim edge]

Bro is scared when stalmate💀💀

[simple rose]

Yep

[digital phoenix]

its very fun i beat titled players as an 1100

[grim edge]

I manage to draw against A CM

[compact lagoon]

I call my new opening the BOND PAPER opening.
it starts with A4, our opening, respond with E4 THE Electric volt ohm variation.
now that's a new opening 🙂

[grim edge]

Meadow hay opening exist

[bronze badger]

you guys are goofy like shit

[grim edge]

google exist yk

[compact lagoon]

Wdym?

[simple rose]

CM
NM
FM
I am
GM

[bronze badger]

we got a spongebob simp

your father

[compact lagoon]

My favourite chess player is Patrick

[simple rose]

If your a woman that be

WCM
WIM
WGM

WfM as well

[grim edge]

man is fishing for an argument 💀

[compact lagoon]

I challenge you to a Battle@blue.#9999

[grim edge]

Guys I just scored a date with a girl on Friday. HYPE

[nimble niche]

"I am
GM"

[junior idol]

how long does it take for someone to be a grandmaster if they are intermediate?

[compact lagoon]

My user name is RNG_Rat Come FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

[grim edge]

depends what age you started

[bronze badger]

can you just shut your ugly mouth

[grim edge]

any elo can challenge me?

[compact lagoon]

Me

[bronze badger]

im trying to be real with u guys

[grim edge]

sure

[grim edge]

ok

[compact lagoon]

I'm 900

[bronze badger]

yall need mental help

[simple rose]

Some people alredy become GM at age 9 or 12

[grim edge]

send challenge link in dms

[bronze badger]

💀💀

[junior idol]

started at 9 but forgot about the game until i turned 13

my fide rating is only 1300

[vernal musk]

Hey ppl!!

[grim edge]

done

[grim edge]

1300 at 13? that’s pretty impressive

[bronze badger]

bro ur pfp is a screenshot taken through one of the cctv’s in alkatraz prison

[junior idol]

what is the best middlegame study?

[compact lagoon]

Is n word allowed here?

[vernal musk]

No

[nimble niche]

I would say something about 1500 at 10 but you've already heard me say that

[simple rose]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Ware-Opening-Meadow-Hay-Trap

Best opening btw @grim edge

[cinder sluice]

modssss plz time me out for 24 hours me need study for test

[bronze badger]

nerd

[grim edge]

Rook Gambit

[cinder sluice]

why would it

[vernal musk]

That's a country

[nimble niche]

You just said it 💀

Is the other word allowed?

[vernal musk]

Yeah

[vernal musk]

What other word

[nimble niche]

Like Montenegro without the monte

[cinder sluice]

no thats just basic knowledge

[compact lagoon]

For 10 seconds I thought she was eating a Dog

[grim edge]

When you fork anyways🥶 🔥