💬〡general-off-topic

[viral epoch]

What kind of cake...

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102546780102594582/1105202349418491965/aakhas.gif

[civic adder]

Explaining Matematika at 3.40?

[rotund field]

yummy cake :)

[elder rain]

You can borrow my gun anytime and swallow it too while you’re at it

[grim edge]

you know what kind of cake 😏

[elder rain]

Swallow it good

[viral epoch]

Edible orrrr....?

[digital phoenix]

i can only swallow bullets cant swallow big things

[midnight fjord]

[rotund field]

I wouldnt kill u :(

[elder rain]

You’ll learn to

[viral epoch]

Las swallows bullets

[grim edge]

Hey there (with rizz)

[civic adder]

What is that green thing get that thing off me

[viral epoch]

Is it the edible type of cake- nvm

[digital phoenix]

i love trading everything

[rotund field]

wait a second 😭

[primal fern]

@elder rain what's your username

[grim edge]

@elder rain You the kinda guy to make character ai call you daddy 💀

[elder rain]

Because you’re bad

[viral epoch]

Do you trade crown towers

[elder rain]

🗿

[civic adder]

You Trade pieces when you are down Material?

[primal fern]

play against him and find out how bad he is

[digital phoenix]

igaveurmomaids or smth

[elder rain]

💀

[grim edge]

gothamchess said to do that once

[civic adder]

no way

[primal fern]

terrible advice

[digital phoenix]

when ur up material

[grim edge]

I remember him saying if you are down material trade down for less threats

[elder rain]

Trading pieces if for losers if ur up material then use them to checkmate faster

Nobody wants a gay pawn endgame

[grim edge]

honestly thtas calid

[prisma sundial]

i joined a tutoring class from Nurul Fikri

[viral epoch]

Hm?

[shrewd cove]

nah everyone does

[civic adder]

If you are down material

It is better not to trade because more trades = You will lose more pieces and the endgame is hard and lost

But if an IM says that fine

[prisma sundial]

you're indonesian?@civic adder

[civic adder]

Orang banjar kah ikam

[prisma sundial]

nope im not banjar

[elder rain]

Boring

[prisma sundial]

im javanese

[civic adder]

javanese?

Ooohhh

[digital phoenix]

japanese but javanese

[prisma sundial]

yeah half javanese half sundanese

it's indonesian

[civic adder]

Java is an Island in Indonesia

[shrewd cove]

opening is the only boring thing about chess

[viral epoch]

Tbh I don't want cake

[digital phoenix]

yeah i know

[mellow fiber]

no it's a programming language

[civic adder]

Banten?D.I?

[viral epoch]

Cake bad, hug good

[civic adder]

Prck Off

[digital phoenix]

hug the cake

[queen canyon]

no shit

[viral epoch]

London is a place in Kiribati

[elder rain]

Opening is pretty fun for me

[viral epoch]

Hug u

[civic adder]

Batman is a Place in Turkey

[elder rain]

Only if you follow the same openings everytime

But if you innovate

In your openings then they are fun

[prisma sundial]

Banten

[civic adder]

Hows Banten

[mellow fiber]

java sucks tbh

[gloomy vector]

Choco chess

[shrewd cove]

yeah opposite for me hate openings someones always got some gay trick

[prisma sundial]

good, just a little bit hot nowadays

[grim edge]

im hungry

[civic adder]

Any Corruptors checked by the Kpk like Lampung Lol

[grim edge]

guys whats the best kings knight variation opening

[viral epoch]

GIVVEE

[nimble niche]

Somebody watches too much countryballs

[elder rain]

D4 players 🤮

[prisma sundial]

idc about politics

[civic adder]

After The Sun Eclipse its like Hella Hot

[elder rain]

All D4 players are gay

[dense turtle]

hi

wtf d4 is good

[mellow fiber]

java is bad

[viral epoch]

I should start learning d4 theory

[civic adder]

Ding liren has a gf and he plays d4

[dense turtle]

stop

[grim edge]

so funny

[elder rain]

He’s a closeted gay

[grim edge]

sex is not real

[mellow fiber]

true

[civic adder]

Proof

[grim edge]

" - Genshin impact player 2023

[shrewd cove]

only time i lose is when i vs an opening nerd

[mellow fiber]

it's a conspiracy made up by zionist americans to distract people

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/376795564106317824/804221805534642197/flz6m03lffd61.gif

[elder rain]

People who study opening theory are also gay

[prisma sundial]

which java

[loud wagon]

sush bro you are like 320 peak

[cinder sluice]

(im white)

[prisma sundial]

there are 5 types of java

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/blog/1cbb/the-medical-cure-for-skill-deficiency-according-chatgpt

[mellow fiber]

erm??

[viral epoch]

That is a skill issue to behold

[elder rain]

🚽

[viral epoch]

(For black)

[nimble niche]

I 100% agree with you on this one

[civic adder]

If thats true the gay population would increase by like idk 30+%

[prisma sundial]

West Java
Middle Java
East Java
Java Programming Language
Java Script

and honorable mention, ngapak

[digital phoenix]

why tf am i getting an inaccuracy

[prisma sundial]

which java you mean @mellow fiber

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play some among us.com?

[queen canyon]

stalemate damnn

[civic adder]

Dont forget Banten, D.I and D.K.I

[viral epoch]

Engine eepy

[mellow fiber]

java itself

[nimble niche]

and there's JAV

[elder rain]

That’s better leaves more women for the real men

[grim edge]

you guys are all nerds

[cinder sluice]

dont ask how i got into that position please

[viral epoch]

Yay

[prisma sundial]

nah that's different

[civic adder]

Bro Called everyone smart

[digital phoenix]

too lazy to open bluestacks get rekt

[prisma sundial]

i mean there are 5 types of java

which one you mean

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-wig-target-personabey-gif-26331333

[elder rain]

Why is the dogs head shaped like that

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2190 (2190 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (2051 peak)

[digital phoenix]

new peak

[elder rain]

It’s shaped like an eggplant

[nimble niche]

if you understood what i meant, i have no words

[prisma sundial]

ofc i know lol

im not a child

[elder rain]

100% you are

[prisma sundial]

you dont know me

[elder rain]

Did you enjoy mommy’s lunch for school today?

[dense turtle]

are you under 18?

[digital phoenix]

bing chilling

[dense turtle]

if you are you're a child

[prisma sundial]

about to turn 18

[dense turtle]

ok child

all of us are children fr

[elder rain]

K kid

[digital phoenix]

not 18 yet

[nimble niche]

i don't think anyone else understood

[prisma sundial]

i mean i have driver's license & ID

[digital phoenix]

i refuse to speak on this matter

[loud wagon]

@elder rain you just learned about quadratic equation , sush 12 year old

[dense turtle]

are we really going to argue about this

💀

[prisma sundial]

people that are defined as child are under 13

[elder rain]

I also just learned how to slap your mothers flabby arse

[dense turtle]

💀

@digital phoenix lasanga wanna play chess

[digital phoenix]

ive got onto cr and i wont get off

[loud wagon]

you really thought that was something

[elder rain]

I was busy slapping her arse sorry

[loud wagon]

💀

[dense turtle]

crippling cr addiction

[elder rain]

Idk about you but she is

[prisma sundial]

nope

im legal enough to drive a car

[dense turtle]

ok

[loud wagon]

@elder rain if you are anything older than 13 , i feel sorry for your family 💀

[prisma sundial]

you can call me teen

[dense turtle]

what

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/smugs-admin-pls-gif-21282706

[elder rain]

Old enough to sleep with your mother

[dense turtle]

dont you have to be 18 years old to drive

[prisma sundial]

different country different rules

[dense turtle]

ok

[digital phoenix]

i mean if ur a baby u can sleep with ur mother so

[dense turtle]

in my books you're still a kid

[prisma sundial]

• im already graduated from high school ready going to a college

[prisma sundial]

reason?

[dense turtle]

<18 = kid

[steel depot]

im under the watee

[prisma sundial]

it's teen god dammit

[dense turtle]

nobody's talking about discord

[prisma sundial]

you're not even calling me kid, you're calling me child

[dense turtle]

same thing

[prisma sundial]

different la ofc

[magic shadow]

Halo

[terse roost]

PAPYRUS ALSO LIKE PLAYING CHESS

[digital phoenix]

are u kilometers per second?

[terse roost]

HOLY MOTHER OF INDIA

[elder rain]

What he’s saying is correct for the wrong reason though, the reason you’re still a kid is because you don’t have any life experience, you don’t know anything about life or how to deal with the different problems that can arise, you cannot be wise or that mature at this stage

[dense turtle]

the wikipedia page for "child development" goes up to like 18 years old

[prisma sundial]

yeah but im a teen

[elder rain]

Exactly

[dense turtle]

yes

[elder rain]

And no teen is mature

[dense turtle]

neither are you tbh

[prisma sundial]

ehh not really

[elder rain]

That’s just how life is

[dense turtle]

there are quite a lot of mature teens

[terse roost]

are you made of oxygen and neon because you're the(science rizz)

[dense turtle]

matureness doesnt have an age

[prisma sundial]

DAMNNN

[dense turtle]

you can be 50 and still act like a kid

[prisma sundial]

true

[prisma sundial]

true

i agree with this

getting older doesn't mean you're more mature

[elder rain]

Yes but for most people they mature as they age because they understand things better

[dense turtle]

ok bye !!!!! i forgot i had math homework

[elder rain]

No use in talking to discord kids about this

[dense turtle]

most people

[prisma sundial]

sure

[elder rain]

Yes most people smartass

[dense turtle]

ok but making jokes about their mom's ass isnt mature

[terse roost]

imma use this for my social science crush,since im the science kid💀💀

[elder rain]

That’s debatable

[civic adder]

Gl bro

[dense turtle]

uhh pretty sure it isnt

[elder rain]

Pretty sure it is in my books

[dense turtle]

wont buy your books for 10 cents

[vernal musk]

Hey

[elder rain]

Your mom would though

[prisma sundial]

true

[dense turtle]

💀

im just gonna go

[prisma sundial]

especially to a random people you don't even know

[rotund field]

Byebye

[prisma sundial]

aight

[dense turtle]

yo hi zel

ok bye zel

[rotund field]

Hi :)

[half imp]

HI

[vernal musk]

I'm so tired after memorizing 18 lines of theory : (

[cold goblet]

How do i tell my friend hes not better than me just because he has a higher chess elo on chess.com but i always beat him otb

[elder rain]

People who memeorize opening theory are gay

[grim edge]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[elder rain]

Also kings gambit players are based

[grim edge]

I just played a knight sac

[rotund field]

Play him in a classical tc

[cold goblet]

I did

[elder rain]

You have my full respect

[half imp]

biased*?

[cold goblet]

Hes 700

[elder rain]

For playing kings gambit

[terse roost]

im 300

[digital phoenix]

b ased

[elder rain]

No based

[half imp]

okeh

what's 99 elo?

[cold goblet]

Im a 500 elo on chess.com but he barely wins ever since i got better

He has more wins than me at the start but i improved and he only wins a little bit of the time. He argues hes better but i argue that were equal so he shuts up abt it

[elder rain]

My suggestion is to make new accounts and set it to advanced and then learn from stronger players rinse and repeat

If your elo lowers enough then make another account

Easy

[cold goblet]

Who?

Nah, who?

Who u talking abt homes

Ahh

[queen canyon]

cheater

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[queen canyon]

18 accuracy take it or leave it

[digital phoenix]

duh

[queen canyon]

should have been 100%

[digital phoenix]

skill issue for the one who lost btw

[ivory temple]

.

[viral epoch]

Oh wait 20k messages

Yay

[grim edge]

GOOD MORNING GOOD FOLKS 😄

[grim edge]

AY congratsss

[ivory temple]

guys let me tell you some funny thing, I use my smurf account with 800 elo win a guys with 1500 elo, and he said Im cheating lol

[viral epoch]

ZAKSSSS MORNINGGGG

[trail blaze]

1 elo chess…
https://youtu.be/SzUZj_3b-SE not trying to self permote but if anyone could say from a chess liking person perspective if this vids good I’d appreciate it’s only like 30 secs. Thanks 😊

[grim edge]

Morning venti🥶

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1105534228537544755/aj.gif

[grim edge]

0.00.6 seconds away from disaster

😭

PHEW CLOSE

[rotund field]

Me found old pictures 😋

[viral epoch]

Zel found

[grim edge]

ZEL IS HERE DOPE

[viral epoch]

Tenor.com also no there is no stopping here

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102546780102594582/1105202349418491965/aakhas.gif

[ivory temple]

guys, you all should try smurfing

[grim edge]

🤣

[echo kestrel]

How in the world does your opponent have 5 minutes left...?

[viral epoch]

Ban

[grim edge]

He plays fast yet played bad

[echo kestrel]

Ban

[ivory temple]

eh, why?

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh

[digital phoenix]

against fair play

[grim edge]

Smurfing=Skill issue

[echo kestrel]

Lol what's your user?

[ivory temple]

eh? against fair play?

[grim edge]

🗣️ 🔥

[ivory temple]

Im not cheating

[echo kestrel]

Idk ab that

[digital phoenix]

bro why is ur bullet so low

[ivory temple]

people will say Im cheating when win with my second account XD

[viral epoch]

Why's your so high

[rotund field]

Apathetic is still in moons server 🥶

[digital phoenix]

dude has 2200 rapid and 600 bullet

[echo kestrel]

What's your user? If you really think you're not cheating let me check lol

[echo kestrel]

Lol man's cheating in rapid

[ivory temple]

actually I have 3 account in chess.com

[echo kestrel]

Or sandbagging in bullet

[echo kestrel]

Lol that's against tos

[viral epoch]

I'll 😘 you all

[digital phoenix]

maybe hes just bad

[ivory temple]

1 for bullet, 1 for blitz and 1 for rapid

I separate them

[echo kestrel]

And why do you need that...??

[flint thunder]

No, thanks.

[rotund field]

[grim edge]

Smurfing isn't allowed unless have special permission from chess.com. And the the elo of players get refunded its unfair for a lower opponent to play a higher one cuz smurf thats sandbagging and ruins the experience, i reccomend not smurfing if you want your account to remain active

[onyx geode]

this game off the perc, aint no way i played like 1100

[ivory temple]

just my favourate

[viral epoch]

[echo kestrel]

But why..?

[ivory temple]

I dont want to too many thing in my account

[lyric moss]

Wtf new puzzle update??

[viral epoch]

You have no alternative

[echo kestrel]

That makes 0 sense..

[ivory temple]

why?

[echo kestrel]

You're 100% cheating lol

[ivory temple]

I have 4 account on league too,

[flint thunder]

Yeah right. I have only 1 account.

[echo kestrel]

Idk why you'd want 3 accounts

[grim edge]

Did u not see what i wrote u

[ivory temple]

the thing im not even cheat in any game

just my prefer

[viral epoch]

Baiiiii folks 😘😘😘

[grim edge]

Baii venti 😄

[ivory temple]

I explain ady, different type of game

[echo kestrel]

You shouldn't need a different account for each type of game

[digital phoenix]

just ban for being called gm balls honestly

[ivory temple]

why

[elder rain]

Who gives a fk abt the rule

[digital phoenix]

his account looks kinda ok

[grim edge]

A good community.

[digital phoenix]

u only allowed to have 1 account

[ivory temple]

agree

[echo kestrel]

Because you just don't... you can keep them all on one account

[elder rain]

0 fks given

[digital phoenix]

ur cheating theres like nothing u can say

[grim edge]

0 respect for the fun of the game.

[stone delta]

Anyone up for a game? Rapid

[ivory temple]

I want to separate it, it is my preference

[grim edge]

Dont smurf

[echo kestrel]

Well your preference is against tos lol

[elder rain]

Smashing kids is fun

[ivory temple]

but chess.com never ban me

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1105609200052215958/aj.gif

[echo kestrel]

Well they should..

[elder rain]

That’s the whole point of smurfing that it’s not fun

[cinder sluice]

bro what

[grim edge]

THAT NAME BARKI😵‍💫 🤣

[echo kestrel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cinder sluice]

[echo kestrel]

Lol you gone

[digital phoenix]

idrk if theyd respond to that

[elder rain]

As in smurfing idiot

[echo kestrel]

Oops

[ivory temple]

but who care about the rule

[elder rain]

Legit who gives a fk

“UH BUT ITS THE RULES

[echo kestrel]

Lol people at my level luckily do

[elder rain]

SHUT THE FK UP

[digital phoenix]

this is friendly server get out

[echo kestrel]

I feel bad for people at your level

[elder rain]

Fking nerds

[grim edge]

🤦‍♂️

[digital phoenix]

rules are in place to keep it healthy

[grim edge]

Exactly.

[echo kestrel]

Did you lose like 10 games in a row or something?

[digital phoenix]

no hes a stockfish user

[echo kestrel]

Ahh same thing

[ivory temple]

chess.com never ban for this,

[echo kestrel]

Imagine

[elder rain]

I don’t lose

[echo kestrel]

Cuz you cheat?

[scenic bramble]

Understandable..

[elder rain]

Cuz I’m good

[digital phoenix]

yeah u should offer draw

[echo kestrel]

Then why you not care about rules?

[scenic bramble]

I won

[echo kestrel]

How good are you?

[grim edge]

danger levels = brilliant

[elder rain]

That has nothing to do with caring about the rules

[digital phoenix]

hes 1600 cos he created new account + created yesterday

[echo kestrel]

Ahh I see..

[digital phoenix]

so u dont care about rules?

[echo kestrel]

How good do you think you are?

[elder rain]

If you want to play then ask otherwise stfu

[ivory temple]

if cheat then get ban, this is normal, if smurf get ban, then this is not normal

[echo kestrel]

Alr we can play

[cinder sluice]

bro what

[echo kestrel]

1v1 me 1+0 bullet

[grim edge]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

advertising against tos

[elder rain]

No rapid

[echo kestrel]

Why?

[cinder sluice]

welp now you are gone @elder rain

[viral epoch]

LASA

[elder rain]

Because bullet is shit

[ivory temple]

make a new account to bully lower elo player

[viral epoch]

Fight me in cr Lasa!

[echo kestrel]

Why?

[ivory temple]

is quite fun

[fair pewter]

Any math nerds in chat?

[digital phoenix]

and toxicity

[fair pewter]

I need help with a qn

[grim edge]

A highly competent player who creates a new account and appears to be less skilled—sometimes noticeably less skilled—in order to dominate inferior players is known as a smurf.

Smurfing when players like Hikaru or Eric Hansen create an anonymous account in an effort to get a 3000 rating rapidly; nevertheless, chess.com returns points in those instances, therefore it is acceptable. When u do it u win against players lower rated then u in a easier fashion and the diffrence is they dont get points back runining thier experience I dont need to explain more🤦‍♂️

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> i sent 3 pics from this guy @elder rain but yeah idk if u wanna do anything about it

[queen canyon]

how do you find all these

[primal fern]

ahello wht's up

[viral epoch]

If and after Las accepts the challenge

[fresh wind]

yeah it's fine I'm here

[digital phoenix]

yea ok gimme a sec

[fair pewter]

Any smartasses mind helping out?

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[digital phoenix]

all of the above.

[fresh wind]

@elder rain cool it with the toxicity please

[fair pewter]

Genius

[cinder sluice]

its (e)

[primal fern]

he wont even connect his account smh

[prisma sundial]

he's been toxic recently tbh

[digital phoenix]

@viral epoch r u gonna hop on cr

[viral epoch]

Will do

[prisma sundial]

and making "mother" jokes

[echo kestrel]

@elder rain Are you gonna 1v1 me or not? Smh

[fair pewter]

Nvm I'm sorry I asked

[queen canyon]

mom jokes are not funny

[elder rain]

10 minutes is the most optimal time

[fair pewter]

Some of them are tho

[echo kestrel]

3 minutes. That's my preferred

[queen canyon]

very few

[echo kestrel]

Cmon man any good player can play fast

[elder rain]

I care about strategy

[ivory temple]

so anyone play chess?

[echo kestrel]

K yeah I care about speed..

[elder rain]

I don’t care

[cinder sluice]

bro joined just to say that 🙏 😭

[ivory temple]

play chess?

[digital phoenix]

ok

[echo kestrel]

Just send a challenge...

[elder rain]

Sure

[prisma sundial]

true, especially if you tell the jokes to a random people you don't know

[grim edge]

k

[ivory temple]

I use my friend account to play with yo

[digital phoenix]

account sharing against tos

[echo kestrel]

Alr 1v1 me

[grim edge]

No matter how many times i keep explain why smurfing is bad they wont budge disappointing🤦‍♂️

[elder rain]

Don’t pay attention to this bot

[echo kestrel]

Bro how have you managed to break more rules than the guy who is literally cheating??

Impressive

[elder rain]

@ivory temple I’ll dm you

[echo kestrel]

Challenge me noob

[fresh wind]

they're correct though

account sharing is against ToS

[ivory temple]

im not cheating at all please

[echo kestrel]

You have like 10 accounts bro

[elder rain]

Check my DM

[digital phoenix]

not using stockfish but other things u said is 100% cheating

[ivory temple]

nonono, I dont have 10 account

[grim edge]

There is more to Tos then cheating.

[echo kestrel]

How many do you have...?

[echo kestrel]

1v1 me

[elder rain]

@ivory temple LEAVE THESE PEOPLE AND GO TO DM

[ivory temple]

why?

[ivory temple]

ok let play

[cinder sluice]

#v' cloned_for_mod_ ❓

[echo kestrel]

Because I want to know why you have so many

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> nsfw

[grim edge]

🇼

[echo kestrel]

Oh for god sake we're gonna have a cheater vs cheater match here. Who y'all think gonna win?

[digital phoenix]

sir the mod is right there

[prisma sundial]

did you put double underscore there?

[ivory temple]

you can create a second account if you want

[echo kestrel]

No you literally can't

[kindred night]

.

[gentle depot]

what's wrong with what he said

[cinder sluice]

ye prolly idk

[fresh wind]

not without permission you can't

[ivory temple]

just use different email

[echo kestrel]

That's not how it works

Bro...

[ivory temple]

but how do they know if you have more than 1 account?

[prisma sundial]

location

[gentle depot]

they don't unless you tell them

[echo kestrel]

Yeah ip lol

[gentle depot]

"vpn"

[ivory temple]

now I know

i only have 1 account

[prisma sundial]

😂😂😂

[ivory temple]

no more than 1

[echo kestrel]

Plus smurfs are so easy to spot. I literally report everyone with a new account

[gentle depot]

good call

[pliant quarry]

nut

[echo kestrel]

User?

[pliant quarry]

nuts and bolts

[ivory temple]

I dont want to tell you

[gentle depot]

hold things together

[echo kestrel]

(Well unless they're 400 and actually play like one)

[echo kestrel]

Why not?

[digital phoenix]

bro u alrdy admitted

[cinder sluice]

why so many people are joining the server just to say nuts? and or licking nuts? thats kinda sad

[bright eagle]

That one innocent guy 🗿

[echo kestrel]

You shouldn't be afraid to share your account lol

[prisma sundial]

these people omg 😂😂

[ivory temple]

I only have 1 account, i tell you now

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[prisma sundial]

he already admitted and be like "oh yeah nvm i only had one account"

[pliant quarry]

blunder

[ivory temple]

so no violate fair play

[echo kestrel]

But like.. it's weird to see someone join 7 days ago whose already at 2000. Like it's obviously not their first account

[elder rain]

@ivory temple why are you excusing yourself for these people, you don’t even know them

[pliant quarry]

licking nuts = best move

[elder rain]

Chill and let’s play

[gentle depot]

you're innocent until proven guilty

[echo kestrel]

So what happened to having different accounts for rapid, blitz, and bullet?

[echo kestrel]

Play me smh. I actually want to play you

[ivory temple]

what I said before is lie

[digital phoenix]

u alrdy admitted u broke the rules

[ivory temple]

Now i only have 1 account

[echo kestrel]

So you do know us?

[echo kestrel]

What...

[elder rain]

No which is why I don’t justify myself

[ivory temple]

yeah, that can prove im not violate any rule

[echo kestrel]

K just play me oml

[digital phoenix]

ok go cheat harder

[prisma sundial]

you're losing braincells aren't you

[echo kestrel]

Prove it. What's your user?

[prisma sundial]

reading that message

[echo kestrel]

Probably

[cinder sluice]

what is happening jesus christ

[gentle depot]

EXACTLY

[ivory temple]

why I need to tell you?

[primal fern]

it's Ah_pou

[gentle depot]

you don't have to prove a single thing

[cinder sluice]

will something happen if i ping Albert?

[echo kestrel]

My god I want to see that you're not cheating

[echo kestrel]

Ty. Finally...

[ivory temple]

why I need to prove if I didnt violate it

[digital phoenix]

sabo symbol and balls all same person i feel

[primal fern]

@ivory temple is not cheating

[ivory temple]

true

[gentle depot]

read what I said. you DON'T have to

[primal fern]

don't make public accusations in here

[cinder sluice]

that was a serious question

[digital phoenix]

yeah but he admitted to having multiple accounts

[gentle depot]

he lied

[digital phoenix]

neuro read the damn chat

[gentle depot]

he only has one account

[sharp turtle]

I mouse slipped a promotion 💀

[ivory temple]

I say im lying before

[digital phoenix]

ok mr 800

[primal fern]

how many tho

[sharp turtle]

Promoted to bishop instead of queen. Was rushing to promote in bullet

[gentle depot]

why you telling me your rating

[digital phoenix]

3

[grim edge]

@ivory temple @elder rainSmurfing is not about u cheating, but about u ruinning the experience for a lower rated opponent who is supposed to be matched with a similliar level opponent not ur smurf accounts.

[prisma sundial]

prove it

[ivory temple]

there is no any evidence to prove I have multiple account please

[primal fern]

if they aren't cheating on any of them chess.com will likely do nothing

[elder rain]

Didn’t read btw

[primal fern]

leave them alone guys

[wide temple]

.- -. -.-- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .-.. --- ...- . .-. ... / .... . .-. . / ..--..

[gentle depot]

we already know. you keep brining it up

[grim edge]

🤦‍♂️

[digital phoenix]

yeah but symbol guy is promoting breaking tos

[sharp turtle]

If you only cheat on 1 or 2 criminal moves the system won’t even detect it

[prisma sundial]

if you didn't have any evidence you can't be proved

[gentle depot]

WTF was that reaction

[sharp turtle]

So it’s useless

[ivory temple]

come on, if you think I have multiple account , you should prove it

[ivory temple]

why I need to prove?

[gentle depot]

I said you DON'T!!!!!!

[prisma sundial]

cuz you said it was a lie

prove it that you only had one account

[digital phoenix]

and sabo claiming to be 2k without proof @primal fern

[ivory temple]

yea I know

[gentle depot]

I didn't claim anything

[elder rain]

That’s stupid you’re the one who should prove it if you have something to say

[primal fern]

@gentle depot connect your account or nobody will believe you are 2k if you did claim that

[ivory temple]

you can just think I am drunk just now

[gentle depot]

I don't care

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1104849725095694366/7kvt8d.gif

[echo kestrel]

Shhh don't tell them

[prisma sundial]

well i don't even know who he is

[elder rain]

And who the hell are you?

[prisma sundial]

who the hell are you?

[wide temple]

.. / .... .- - . / .... ..- -- .- -. ...

[dense turtle]

hi

[echo kestrel]

You're 2200 rapid and 1200 blitz lol wth. Sandbagging 100%

[cinder sluice]

are you ok? did you get kidnapped?

[elder rain]

Because I sure as hell don’t know you neither does the other guy

[prisma sundial]

im sure my name is readable not like yours

[primal fern]

@gentle depot whata is your username

[ivory temple]

Why cant? it is should be the same or what?

[elder rain]

That doesn’t matter

[prisma sundial]

it does

[gentle depot]

sabo

[primal fern]

only 1 game on the account...https://www.chess.com/member/sabo

[gentle depot]

not me

[wide temple]

.. -- / ..-. .. -. . / - .... .- -. -.- ...

[rustic crescent]

i love chess

[ivory temple]

im drunk just now

[prisma sundial]

thanks @digital phoenix

[primal fern]

you said that's your username

[rustic crescent]

🤑🤑

[gentle depot]

what size

[cinder sluice]

welp this argument is funny but im gonna go eat lunchh

[rustic crescent]

90

[prisma sundial]

[gentle depot]

[echo kestrel]

Lol he gone

[rustic crescent]

chess

[ivory temple]

chat can be an evidence

[primal fern]

it's ok @gentle depot i'll find it for u

[gentle depot]

please

[ivory temple]

league have 4 account didnt break the rule man

[prisma sundial]

💀💀💀

[sacred steeple]

I think he meant thats his discord

[echo kestrel]

You shouldn't be 1000 points apart. I don't think that's hard to understand

[ivory temple]

I can loss intentionally

[echo kestrel]

SANDBAGGING

HE JUST ADMITTED

[primal fern]

you are less than 500

[wide temple]

.-- .... -.-- / -.. --- . ... / .- -. -.-- --- -. . / -.-. .- .-. . / ..--..

[gentle depot]

[ivory temple]

because I dont like to play blitz game

[primal fern]

sandbagging is a form of cheating

[twilit spindle]

someone can beat me with elo 900?

[elder rain]

Let’s play

[prisma sundial]

at this point he's just talking non senses

[digital phoenix]

i know and mods will not do shit about it

[fresh wind]

oh really?

[ivory temple]

I dont like blitz man

[prisma sundial]

💀💀💀

[echo kestrel]

Fr..

[digital phoenix]

cough

[sacred steeple]

morse code

[cinder sluice]

bro got proven wrong

[echo kestrel]

Ikr

[wide temple]

-.-- . ...

[twilit spindle]

okay, i create a link

[gentle depot]

there's no evidence, you're just accusing him

[elder rain]

Check dms

[digital phoenix]

in my defence there was a guy who blatantly admitted to cheating and he didnt get banned

[sacred steeple]

do my parents love me

[echo kestrel]

Oh btw he's cheating so don't expect to win

[primal fern]

!welcome @twilit spindle

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

h esent so many messages admitting

[elder rain]

Rapid?

[echo kestrel]

Lol there's a lot of evidence

[prisma sundial]

i think just ignore him

[wide temple]

-. ---

[primal fern]

don't accuse publicly plz

[echo kestrel]

Fair.. I just want him gone lol

[gentle depot]

what if he's joking

[digital phoenix]

joking. about breaking tos.

[echo kestrel]

Other people have literally said he's cheating plus the guy will only play me in rapid

[fresh wind]

where? I can check

[ivory temple]

you should have evidence to prove I break the rule

[wide temple]

• .... . -.-- / -. . ...- . .-. / -.. .. -..

[gentle depot]

him joking about having a d/t account, and telling the truth that he doesn't

[sacred steeple]

I searched up what n in morse code is to know what u meant...

[digital phoenix]

like cmon

[fresh wind]

I mean, you admitting that you lose on purpose is pretty sus

[ivory temple]

yyou can simply tell he or she is a killer right?

[prisma sundial]

what

[ivory temple]

because I dont like blitz game

[sacred steeple]

how many warnings do u have

[fresh wind]

still a form of sandbagging

[cinder sluice]

doesnt mean you need to sandbag?

[ivory temple]

how?

[fresh wind]

if you don't like blitz, why play it?

[waxen sonnet]

perma'd from the chess.com server

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[digital phoenix]

a lot.

[torpid lintel]

Hey just asking if someone said he cheated he/she can get locked out here? So next time I will let you know

[ivory temple]

I play it before

[gentle depot]

teachers pet

[ivory temple]

long time ago

[digital phoenix]

thats promoting breaking tos also

[viral epoch]

I'm versing Las rn...

[sacred steeple]

damn I have 1

[wide temple]

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / ..--..

[twilit spindle]

sure

[echo kestrel]

These are his ratings no joke

[viral epoch]

Las did you try during that first match orrrrr

[digital phoenix]

cant spam fast enough

[waxen sonnet]

how do i improve in chess if i have no hands

[digital phoenix]

also tryna type here while playing

[viral epoch]

Whyyyy

[echo kestrel]

@fresh wind He literally admitted it right here

[primal fern]

connect your account too ❤️

[viral epoch]

Let me beat you fair n square just once

[echo kestrel]

Ban this kid plz

[grim edge]

Of course u didnt read Also u like to use the word gay as an insult scram

[twilit spindle]

https://play.chess.com/bHQVD

[digital phoenix]

internet bad

[wide temple]

-. . -..- - / .-.. .. ..-. .

[gentle depot]

he said he was joking

[prisma sundial]

how do you type on keyboard?

[jaunty roost]

anyone wanna play 30 min?

[echo kestrel]

@gentle depot Didn't seem like it

[ivory temple]

I play blitz and bullet during my class

[ivory temple]

not rapid

[echo kestrel]

And you're 1000 points under for some reason?

And you think that's reasonable and normal?

[primal fern]

i don't think mods can action anything about people 'joking about cheating' in the chat. it is all based on their actual games and in game behavior

[prisma sundial]

at this point they just clowned themself

[ivory temple]

class is boring, so play it at class, not focusing at all just move my piece

[primal fern]

promoting cheating can be actioned but not people saying they cheated

[ivory temple]

why not?

[gentle depot]

I mean not all groups have to be around the same rating

[torpid lintel]

Ah I see

[ivory temple]

everything is possible

[echo kestrel]

It's insanely unreasonable

[gentle depot]

indeed

[echo kestrel]

You should have a 500 point differential at most

[ivory temple]

do you know everything is possible?

[gentle depot]

they're just jealous you're higher rated

[echo kestrel]

My blitz is about 300 points off from my rapid and even that's a lot

[cinder sluice]

LMAOOOO

[grim edge]

I sent a whole file

[echo kestrel]

Lol I'm 800 points higher than him in blitz

[ivory temple]

probably

[gentle depot]

it's though being on top

[waxen sonnet]

i dont have an account im not worthy

[cinder sluice]

💀 🙏 😭

[waxen sonnet]

mouth feel

[jaunty roost]

any 1400+ wanna play 30 min?

[wide temple]

• .... .. ... / -.-. --- -. ...- . .-. ... .- - .. --- -. / .. ... / ... --- / ..- --. .-.. -.--

[tight obsidian]

Crazy levels of incriminating evidence

[primal fern]

make one. otherwise why are u here

[prisma sundial]

Mods : 🍿

[gentle depot]

I'll play you when you reach 2k

[waxen sonnet]

im literally not good enough for an account yety

[fresh wind]

yeah we've timed them out

[viral epoch]

We need cr emotes!!!

[jaunty roost]

what rating are you?

[quartz wren]

Hi

[echo kestrel]

Well as long as you have a brain you should technically be capable

[grim edge]

Thank you.

[digital phoenix]

from a 1k rated btw

[cinder sluice]

🫡

[echo kestrel]

Perfect. Done

[prisma sundial]

Thank you mods

[ivory temple]

I didnt break any rule

[quartz wren]

What's fide

[ivory temple]

thank

[primal fern]

not true

[echo kestrel]

You broke all the rules

[primal fern]

federation internationale des echecs

[keen escarp]

k

[ivory temple]

what rule? you tell me

[grim edge]

Then stop smurfing.

[waxen sonnet]

1v1 and ill prove it

[ivory temple]

I dont smurf

[jaunty roost]

@gentle depot lets play

[cinder sluice]

des echecs?

[primal fern]

make an account first

[gentle depot]

we know

[grim edge]

[waxen sonnet]

hahahahah

[primal fern]

means chess in french

[echo kestrel]

Sandbagging, smurfing, probably something else, but 2 rules is more than enough to get you banned lol

[ivory temple]

evidence?

[cinder sluice]

oh okok 🫡

[echo kestrel]

You admitted to it lol

Also your ratings are so imbalanced

[gentle depot]

gain more elo first

[ivory temple]

who say I admitted ?

[quartz wren]

Oh that sounds cool

[ivory temple]

I lie

[primal fern]

it's french

[ivory temple]

drunk just now

[quartz wren]

How do I send images

[ivory temple]

now I get wake up

[fresh wind]

if you are lying, what's the point it saying anything

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah anyone who says theyre cheating wont get banned bcoz its unproven

[grim edge]

Finally some Zel post🥶 🔥

[quartz wren]

I thought it was Arabic

[primal fern]

connect your account

[gentle depot]

you can't, you're too low rated

[wide temple]

.. / - .... --- ..- --. .... - / -.-. .... . ... ... / .-- .- ... / -.-. .. ...- .. .-.. .. --.. . -..

[cinder sluice]

then why even say it?

[primal fern]

you need trusted role

[quartz wren]

😭😭

[digital phoenix]

eh im gonna block sabo shouldve done that long time ago

[quartz wren]

Why ur name purple

[cinder sluice]

thats no where near close to arabic friend

[primal fern]

click my profile

[waxen sonnet]

epic rivalry

[grim edge]

will they ask me to buy premium midway? or will they let me finish the course

[digital phoenix]

bros 200 and he has said hes 2k 10 times without giving any proof whatsoever

[twilit spindle]

GG BRO

[primal fern]

connect your account

[quartz wren]

That was sarcastic

[waxen sonnet]

play him

[gentle depot]

buy chessly

[grim edge]

ew no

[twilit spindle]

how?

[digital phoenix]

hes gonna run

[waxen sonnet]

real

[primal fern]

type /connect

[cloud bramble]

real

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[grim edge]

f2p

[twilit spindle]

in this channel?

[midnight fjord]

Yes

[primal fern]

click that button

[gentle depot]

do u have a fide rating

[twilit spindle]

ah i see

[midnight fjord]

Do you think I do

[rigid meteor]

can you find mate in 7?

[cinder sluice]

bro

[twilit spindle]

thank u for the information

[gentle depot]

yep

[midnight fjord]

[cinder sluice]

bro thinks im hikaru

[quartz wren]

Guys I reached 600 points today! Thats good right!

[midnight fjord]

Gg

[echo kestrel]

Les go @ivory temple is getting banned

[digital phoenix]

he wont

[gentle depot]

how do u know

[grim edge]

As a 1700 impressive?😎

[echo kestrel]

Nah dw. Trust

[digital phoenix]

trust he wont

[echo kestrel]

I just do 🙂

[midnight fjord]

Gg

[cinder sluice]

very impressive

[echo kestrel]

Trust he will

[grim edge]

🐐

[twilit spindle]

hello all

[rigid meteor]

a 800 elo player found it so relativity speaking you don't have to be hikaru

[midnight fjord]

Im just here spamming Ggs y’all

[twilit spindle]

can anyone beat me?

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

Ggs

[quartz wren]

How long was the game

[echo kestrel]

@midnight fjord Lol gl

[cinder sluice]

bro thinks im orbital racer

[gentle depot]

bro thinks he's frank

[grim edge]

25 moves 98 opening accuracy 98 middle game accuracy 1750 elo

[rigid meteor]

I don't see how you need to be a orbital racer to see mate in 7

[echo kestrel]

It's good, but if that's your best ever then it's not great

[torpid lintel]

I wanna show you how I blunder my bishop :)

[viral epoch]

Haiii, baiii

[grim edge]

It aint

[midnight fjord]

Gg

[echo kestrel]

Alr then ye it pretty good

[midnight fjord]

Gg

[cinder sluice]

bro i cant even see mate in 2's how do you expect me to see mate in 7? 💀 (im proud of it)

[grim edge]

Gg

[digital phoenix]

mitzu wanna play one more @viral epoch

[rigid meteor]

there is no mate in 2

[echo kestrel]

Tbh the easiest mate in 7 is 100X easier than the toughest mate in 2

[fresh wind]

you might want to check... I literally just closed his account

[quartz wren]

Woah! I once got 93 accuracy on my opening! That's so cool

[digital phoenix]

u what

[grim edge]

[echo kestrel]

W mod

[woven mesa]

halo

[torpid lintel]

Closed account in cc? Can you do that? 👀

[echo kestrel]

@ivory temple L

[gentle depot]

I think he means his discord acct

[digital phoenix]

oh he got closed for fair play

[fresh wind]

You know I work for chess.com right?

I'm not just a mod

[primal fern]

no lock out role

[viral epoch]

Uhm not rn class beginning but sure later

[gentle depot]

[old thistle]

Rinqed is staff and mod

[bright eagle]

Why?

[fresh wind]

it takes a bit of time

[torpid lintel]

Yes but in fair team?

[digital phoenix]

play epic intro

[echo kestrel]

Proved cheating. Sandbagging lol

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1105770752336199760/aj.gif

[fresh wind]

yep, clear as day

[gentle depot]

how much they pay u 👀

[echo kestrel]

#1 reason right here

[primal fern]

it should be immediate since i just looked their acc up with albert

[bright eagle]

Nah he just has bad wifi

[digital phoenix]

@worn ice

[primal fern]

@ivory temple

[grim edge]

@fresh wind why don't you ban all noobs and make the game good again

[cinder sluice]

@worn ice dont kill my family

[echo kestrel]

Lol imagine having bad wifi and still continuing to play. I guarantee someone has actually done that though. Rip to them

[lavish shale]

lmao

[gentle depot]

let's start with you

[prisma sundial]

/connect & /trust i think

[primal fern]

connect your account

[grim edge]

@worn ice Im eating Lasanga for lunch😋

[cinder sluice]

noodles here

[lavish shale]

its connected

[grim edge]

DUBSSSS

[cinder sluice]

speaking of which @grim edge imma go heat them up cuz class in 10 mins

[primal fern]

YAYYYY

[bright eagle]

Bro once I was playing bullet and my internet disconnected literally the second I booted up bullet.

Chess.com gave me a warning for aborting like 3 times in a row 😭

[grim edge]

Ight good luck with Class

[digital phoenix]

@lavish shale

[lavish shale]

?

[cinder sluice]

[grim edge]

@grim edge everyday 😂

[bright eagle]

every new player has left the chat

[gentle depot]

you must be tired carrying all of that

[echo kestrel]

Oof 😭

[grim edge]

There is no good games since people can make 1,6k elo accs with skill set of 1 elo.. Just to brag to friends they are 1,6k elo

[primal fern]

connect your account

[cloud bramble]

how to play chess

[grim edge]

Under 1k players alot better coz they worked their way thwre

[cloud bramble]

under 2k are still beginner

[echo kestrel]

Les go I'm 2001

[gentle depot]

you get it

[digital phoenix]

i will literally ping someone

[prisma sundial]

how about 1999 ELO

[echo kestrel]

So will I

[grim edge]

yes

[digital phoenix]

@prisma sundial u win

[prisma sundial]

still count as beginner?

[gentle depot]

we'll include you among 2k

[viral epoch]

What's with my chess.com

[cloud bramble]

y e s

[cloud bramble]

coolz

[cloud bramble]

connecturaccount

[prisma sundial]

it is still beginner?

[echo kestrel]

I can confirm it took you at least 7 minutes to send that screenshot

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix ping bong

[prisma sundial]

nah don't include me im still 900 & 1000

[gentle depot]

you'll get there

[prisma sundial]

😂

[lavish shale]

connect your account

[gentle depot]

don't want to

[cloud bramble]

fr

[digital phoenix]

hes 800 hes scared hes gonna get exposed

[cloud bramble]

prolly 100

[lavish shale]

ikr

[gentle depot]

[grim edge]

I arrived to lunch There was no more Lasanga

[prisma sundial]

i wish bro i wish

[prisma sundial]

where do you go to lunch? food court?

[gentle depot]

just practice

[viral epoch]

What

[prisma sundial]

still grinding bro

[viral epoch]

Oh wait ya ofc

[prisma sundial]

venti lover?????

🤝🤝🤝

[viral epoch]

Venti lover indeed

[upbeat viper]

hi peeps

[prisma sundial]

he's cute ngl

[viral epoch]

Yaya yaaa

[grim edge]

Heya heya bast 😄

[viral epoch]

😘

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[torpid lintel]

Hi mod

[viral epoch]

Venti best boi

[grim edge]

I am zhong

[viral epoch]

Hi zho

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/zhongli-genshin-glass-gif-20693455

[viral epoch]

Alrighty gtg bai baiiiiii

😘

[grim edge]

Bye bye Venti😋

[cinder sluice]

@grim edge them noodles are insane

[grim edge]

THERE WAS NO MORE LASANGA WHEN I ARRIVED TO LUNCH

W noodles tho

[cinder sluice]

NOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

Ight gtg ill guess ill eat some hasbrowns or sum

[prisma sundial]

do you also like aether?

[cinder sluice]

Make sure you leave me some i left you some noodles aswell

[grim edge]

😭 🥶

👋

[cinder sluice]

o/

oh shit class started

cya

[prisma sundial]

me too

cya