💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

yo

[haughty zinc]

Shwarma?

[cloud bramble]

bro why we flirting with shawarma here 💀

[queen canyon]

Are you a kid? Cause i like you

[digital phoenix]

u see them shit rizz lines

[latent pebble]

Are you racist because I’m not racist

[grim edge]

yea

[lament jacinth]

Oh I definitely relate to that

[cloud bramble]

cripi

[latent pebble]

Trust

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/77271810603

[worn ice]

1cbb (2106) vs. wild3000 (2407)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 g6 5. Nc3 Bg7 6. Be3 d6 7. f3 Bd7 8. Qd2 h5 9. O-O-O Rc8 10. h4 Nf6 11. Be2 Ne5 12. Kb1 Nc4 13. Bxc4 Rxc4 14. Rdg1 a6 15. g4 hxg4 16. fxg4 Nxg4 17. Nde2 Nxe3 18. Qxe3 Qa5 19. Nd5 Qc5 20. Qg5 Bf8 21. Nec3 Rh5 22. Qd2 Bg7 23. Rg5 Rxg5 24. Qxg5 Bf8 25. h5 gxh5 26. Rxh5 Be6 27. Rh8 Rxe4 28. [Qxe7#] 

[grim edge]

sounds like a lawsuit! (real)

[latent pebble]

ok maybe

[outer anchor]

i aint 14 but im the 1 4 u

[digital phoenix]

im short

[wise yacht]

@femles i am #1 crystal leage 😏

[cloud bramble]

L

[outer anchor]

must be it

[cloud bramble]

imagine under 5'10

[latent pebble]

Crazy

[grim edge]

There is now a mouse gone wild in my house 💯

[queen canyon]

Im 175 cm

[lament jacinth]

What is

[grim edge]

average 5”11 person

[digital phoenix]

sometimes i wish i was 6 foot so it would be easier to be goalkeeper

[latent pebble]

aren’t you 13 no way you’re 5’10+

[queen canyon]

Where do you even live

[viral epoch]

How tall are you

[grim edge]

australia

[cloud bramble]

i am 5'10

[lament jacinth]

Im 149cm

[latent pebble]

shit at fifa and football

[cloud bramble]

177 cm 👍

[viral epoch]

WHATAT

[digital phoenix]

like an inch shorter than u or same

[grim edge]

i was 5”11 at 13 i think

[grim edge]

i read this as 6 foot under 🫡

[latent pebble]

kangaroos don’t count bro

[cloud bramble]

real

[digital phoenix]

im better than u in football do u even play

[queen canyon]

When i go to my grandparents i kill a lot of mouse with poison and traps

[latent pebble]

yuh

[grim edge]

DAMN

[lament jacinth]

You acting like u don't know I'm short 😭

[viral epoch]

So 5'9-5'10

[outer anchor]

ok

[cloud bramble]

how old r u? 10?

[digital phoenix]

holy shit ur 5 10?

[cloud bramble]

i am 5 10

[lament jacinth]

16 in 2 months

[viral epoch]

Between 5'9 and 5'10, I don't knoww it been some time since I measured

[queen canyon]

Stop using feet 😭😭

[latent pebble]

E dating is crazy bro

[grim edge]

well it was trapped in my cupboard i caught it and it escaped my mother had chance too catch / help me catch it but she jump up on a couch and starting screaming

[digital phoenix]

but idk how tall i am either i think 5 9 now

[abstract trellis]

huh?

[grim edge]

30cm = 1ft

[cloud bramble]

sheesh whats with ur height?

[latent pebble]

lase are you 17

[grim edge]

id rather die then e date

[queen canyon]

Bruhh

[digital phoenix]

asians are short frfr

[lament jacinth]

Idk let me go ask it

[digital phoenix]

whered u get that from

[cloud bramble]

genetics

[latent pebble]

Guessing

[cloud bramble]

sure im waiting

[digital phoenix]

wrong

[outer anchor]

i've got 2 feet B)

[grim edge]

now it’s gone

[latent pebble]

14?

[queen canyon]

Oh then i am 5.8 feet

[digital phoenix]

wrong

[cloud bramble]

he is 52 and have 2 wive and 50 kids

[latent pebble]

Aren’t u going to college next year

[queen canyon]

It could be in the house

[digital phoenix]

yeah uni next year

[grim edge]

it’s 100% hiding in the house

[latent pebble]

so 18

[lament jacinth]

Im starting to think your practice rizz is an attempt of real rizz on me 💀

[digital phoenix]

hopefully tho

[queen canyon]

17?

[latent pebble]

i knew it

[digital phoenix]

im 16 this year

[onyx geode]

ohio university?

[cloud bramble]

+1

[latent pebble]

wtf

[viral epoch]

Wait what

[queen canyon]

That sucks

[latent pebble]

then how’re you going to college next year

[dense turtle]

yo

[viral epoch]

I thought Las was older

[lament jacinth]

Help

[cloud bramble]

guys i am in 9th grade

[latent pebble]

i thought you were 18 man

[grim edge]

how u go too uni?? Shouldn’t u be going too year 12 next year

[gentle depot]

you'll win next time

[dense turtle]

gg

[cloud bramble]

u all are small i am 9th grade

[dense turtle]

whats your elo btw just curious

[latent pebble]

U still 13 stfu

[grim edge]

i’m in 10th grade and 6”5 🥶

[lament jacinth]

...

[cloud bramble]

yes u small i 9 grade

[digital phoenix]

skill

[gentle depot]

guess, I gave away some pieces to make the game interesting but still won

[dense turtle]

1200

[grim edge]

you mean asian?

[digital phoenix]

i should get into uni similar age to others tho

[lament jacinth]

Im in the 10th grade and I'm 4"11

[gentle depot]

higher

[latent pebble]

When are you turning 17

[dense turtle]

100

[grim edge]

unlucky

[dense turtle]

oh higher

[lament jacinth]

Someone needs to gimme height

[gentle depot]

shrimp

[digital phoenix]

also i had to retake exam so my uni conditional offer when down the drain

[queen canyon]

Who is the youngest one here i wonder

[grim edge]

how tall r ur parents

[dense turtle]

1562

[latent pebble]

probably V

[cloud bramble]

one time i went to asia for a football game (from my club) and asian people are tall who says they arent?

[viral epoch]

Is this Shawarma

[digital phoenix]

alex v either

[cloud bramble]

im younger than v 😂

[digital phoenix]

and this stepsahead guy also

yes ur jake paul

[cloud bramble]

i will dance on your grave

[viral epoch]

You're not allowed in the server

[lament jacinth]

My mum is 5 "1 and my dad is 5 "8. My brother is 5 " 11

[cloud bramble]

i am 13

[gentle depot]

ban

[grim edge]

L genes

[digital phoenix]

bro just went off

[viral epoch]

[cloud bramble]

do you are have stupid

[latent pebble]

v is in grade 7 and she’s older than you??

[grim edge]

my mother is 5”6 and my dad is 6”6

[viral epoch]

Nuh uh

[dense turtle]

1500

[latent pebble]

dude how many grades have you skipped

[cloud bramble]

she was admitted late 😂

[queen canyon]

Who is v?

[digital phoenix]

v is 14 this year i think

[gentle depot]

I was your rating when I was 8

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[cloud bramble]

1, 6th grade

[digital phoenix]

it is i 100%

[cloud bramble]

ur pfp explains it

[latent pebble]

oh didn’t know that I don’t talk to them

[viral epoch]

Your brother might be distant iykyk

[gentle depot]

[cloud bramble]

aight

[lament jacinth]

... YEAH

[viral epoch]

I didn't mean height

[dense turtle]

im 5'8

[digital phoenix]

bro just threw some racist shit in there

[lament jacinth]

anyway did that guy stop trying to rizz me

[viral epoch]

Hopefully

[queen canyon]

Whats an average weight for a 14 of age?

[cloud bramble]

i believe that wasnt racist

[dense turtle]

actually more like 5'7

[cloud bramble]

5'9

[digital phoenix]

whyd u delete then

[grim edge]

boy or girl

[dense turtle]

idk actually im 170cm

[viral epoch]

6'7 prob

[digital phoenix]

weight u dumbass

[queen canyon]

Boy

[grim edge]

LMFAO NO

[cloud bramble]

because it seemed nsfw

[lament jacinth]

... I get it now..

[grim edge]

probs about 5”5-5”7

[cloud bramble]

503.1 kilo

[queen canyon]

I said weight😭😭

[digital phoenix]

why yall giving inches when hes asking about weight

[queen canyon]

Not boy elephant

[cloud bramble]

you didnt mention it

[digital phoenix]

u know what jut be 6 feet kg

[lament jacinth]

I bet im the lightest out of everyone

[grim edge]

Oh i’m tripping depends on ur height

[cloud bramble]

fatty elephant murder

[viral epoch]

They weigh 6 feet

[cloud bramble]

i like eggplants

[queen canyon]

Fr

[cloud bramble]

[grim edge]

man reacted too his own message

[cloud bramble]

to*

[queen canyon]

5 feet 8

[lament jacinth]

.... ok 😭

[cloud bramble]

why girls want 6ft 😭 is 5'10 not okay?

[viral epoch]

It's an exercise

[grim edge]

Do a bmi calculator and see how good u are

[digital phoenix]

ur american maybe theres a standard set there cos white bread

[lament jacinth]

Not all girls want that 😭

[grim edge]

just get taller bud

[digital phoenix]

dont tell me ur canadian istg

[cloud bramble]

idk about that but in youtube when someone interviews a girl they say 6ft is perfect

[digital phoenix]

thank goodness

[latent pebble]

Are white people unseasoned

[cloud bramble]

i am-

[viral epoch]

What do you want 👉 👈

[grim edge]

rizz

[digital phoenix]

youtube is filled with dumb shit and 55 55 100 kinda girls

[viral epoch]

Not in the north

[cloud bramble]

i am 13 and 5'10 i want to be 8'11

[queen canyon]

Great, i am actually average

[lament jacinth]

.. 5 "7 - 5" 11

[viral epoch]

:O

[digital phoenix]

see reasonable height

[cloud bramble]

noob

[cloud bramble]

i am 5 10 😏

[digital phoenix]

majority of world is 5'7 to 5'11

[grim edge]

ur short

[cloud bramble]

but im 3 years younger than u so no thx

[viral epoch]

Ur too tall

[grim edge]

still short

[latent pebble]

no rizz

[cloud bramble]

u are 4'2 what u saying

[queen canyon]

Is anyone a girl here?

[worn ice]

SecretAgent003 (2012) vs. farzad7838 (1976)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. e5 Nd5 7. Bb3 Bb4+ 8. c3 dxc3 9. O-O cxb2 10. Bxb2 Nde7 11. Ng5 d5 12. exd6 Qxd6 13. Bxg7 Qxd1 14. Bxf7+ Kd8 15. Rxd1+ Bd7 16. Bxh8 

[grim edge]

mhm

[latent pebble]

Is that your only concern?

[cloud bramble]

me

[viral epoch]

Hi

[latent pebble]

oops wrong reply

[viral epoch]

I know of one

[grim edge]

💯

[viral epoch]

Ya

[cloud bramble]

15 inches

[latent pebble]

I can be your kitten if you give me nitro

[grim edge]

i’ll be anytning for nitro

[cloud bramble]

are you is have stupid

[lament jacinth]

I thought it was painfully obvious who the girl is in here

[latent pebble]

just like me fr

[viral epoch]

You're a full grown cat with a gun

[digital phoenix]

why do u ask this so deep into this conversation

[queen canyon]

Do i look like a guy who can afford nitro?

[cloud bramble]

i am girl daddy give nitro UwU

[grim edge]

💯

[digital phoenix]

what am i expected to do

[queen canyon]

Cause i want to know..

[cloud bramble]

i become 13 at march 28th now i am teenager 😎

[digital phoenix]

git gud

[queen canyon]

I cant get good

[lament jacinth]

V cloned is obviously the girl

[cloud bramble]

the moment i turn 18 🍻

[cloud bramble]

totally

[queen canyon]

They have the most boy pfp

[lament jacinth]

Definetly NOt anyone else

[viral epoch]

Showermama how old is your brother now

[digital phoenix]

[cloud bramble]

how to yes

[lament jacinth]

16 - 17

[sweet coyote]

genders don't exist on the internet

[queen canyon]

There is no girl who uses an anime waifu as their pfp

[cloud bramble]

16 or 17

[viral epoch]

16 right?

[cloud bramble]

i love thai hens

[digital phoenix]

most of the time no but id bet u i can find like one or two

[cloud bramble]

they are juicy and we make kfc

[lament jacinth]

I barely even know what anime is

[timber holly]

anyone play?

[queen canyon]

Its hard to find out

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge grinded like so much theory im gonna say 2200

[cloud bramble]

52

[viral epoch]

@lament jacinth Your brother is 16

[digital phoenix]

u gotta have that detector

[timber holly]

it's been so long

[lament jacinth]

Turning 17 yes

[queen canyon]

Just so you know its a pretty big thing

[digital phoenix]

lowest 1800 highest 2400

[viral epoch]

No

[digital phoenix]

die

[cloud bramble]

i told u 500

[lament jacinth]

Yes he is

[digital phoenix]

i mean

[timber holly]

i wanna adopt a 500

[cloud bramble]

stockfish user

[viral epoch]

He said he was 15 in february, so he's turning 17 next year

[cloud bramble]

no one 2000+ user is have rizz

[timber holly]

any 500 wants to get adopted ?

[lament jacinth]

Lmao he was lying to u

[viral epoch]

Cannot be

[digital phoenix]

face reveal

[queen canyon]

I think im gonna study the ruy lopez it looks cool

[viral epoch]

Wait then you lied as well!

[queen canyon]

😍

[cloud bramble]

my god what were u doing with the hamster

[viral epoch]

Such a cutie

[digital phoenix]

no i am the hamster

[cloud bramble]

are you single

[queen canyon]

Now i realise why is it so big

[lament jacinth]

Mitzu like. How can a mum pump out two babies in the same year

[digital phoenix]

i feel like all of us are

[cloud bramble]

9 months is all it takes

[cloud bramble]

lomlz

[viral epoch]

A mother can give birth to babies in the same day...

[cloud bramble]

two*

[digital phoenix]

to two*

[ionic tangle]

u use ferris wheels to exercise?

[viral epoch]

What...??

[cloud bramble]

lol

[digital phoenix]

oh its a ferris wheel i use it as a football

[timber holly]

triplets are a thing also

[cloud bramble]

look at your sentence

[cloud bramble]

quadriplets

[viral epoch]

Yea I never specified how many babies

[cloud bramble]

pentagontriplets

[ionic tangle]

oh nice, you should be in the Hamster Elite Football League

[cloud bramble]

hexagontriplets

heptagontriplets

[timber holly]

quadralionets

[cloud bramble]

decagontriplets

[viral epoch]

It's grammatically correct, what about it

[cloud bramble]

millionets

[timber holly]

godly

[dense turtle]

stfu

[cloud bramble]

nothing

[dense turtle]

yall acting like anarchychess

[cloud bramble]

no u

[queen canyon]

v' cloned you have 85k messages

[timber holly]

grammetically*

[cloud bramble]

pfp

[dense turtle]

its grammatically

[timber holly]

i don't care

[queen canyon]

?

[latent pebble]

Idk but you’re quite ugly

[timber holly]

i think it's grammetically

[lament jacinth]

Are there any guys in this chat

[queen canyon]

too bad

[cloud bramble]

yes me'

[timber holly]

hacked

i don't trust google

[latent pebble]

You are a grammatical error.

[timber holly]

edited probably

[lament jacinth]

😱😱 noo wayyy also you doubt my ability to read deleted messages

[viral epoch]

🥺

I am guy

[digital phoenix]

yes send help

[viral epoch]

You need hug

[timber holly]

is it true that if you can't make a living out of chess you aren't simple good enough

[cloud bramble]

😭

[viral epoch]

Yep

[timber holly]

i appreciate your efforts i was jk

[lament jacinth]

Whaaaa 😱😱😱😱

[viral epoch]

Now what about it? 🥺

[dense turtle]

good

[twin hedge]

yo

[lament jacinth]

I can't believe there are guys here

[viral epoch]

Believe

[digital phoenix]

@cloud bramble u gotta stop deleting messages

[queen canyon]

don't just the best players make a living out of chess? (except levy)

[cloud bramble]

@grim edge your 2.0 version

[timber holly]

im working on my grammer

[cloud bramble]

you gotta stop pinging me

[timber holly]

yes

[cloud bramble]

or i cri

[twin hedge]

????????

[worn ice]

Tal Mikhail (LAT) vs. Larsen Bent (DEN) (2461)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 g6 5. Nc3 Bg7 6. Be3 Nf6 7. Bc4 O-O 8. Bb3 d6 9. f3 Nxd4 10. Bxd4 Be6 11. Qd2 Qa5 12. O-O-O b5 13. Kb1 b4 14. Nd5 Bxd5 15. exd5 Qb5 16. Rhe1 a5 17. Qe2 Qxe2 18. Rxe2 a4 19. Bc4 Rfc8 20. Bb5 Ra5 21. Bxf6 Bxf6 22. Bc6 a3 23. b3 Kf8 24. c4 bxc3 25. Kc2 Ra7 26. b4 e6 27. b5 exd5 28. b6 Re7 29. Rxe7 Kxe7 30. Re1+ Be5 31. b7 Rb8 32. f4 Ke6 33. fxe5 dxe5 34. Rb1 Kd6 35. Rb6 d4 36. Ra6 f5 37. Ra8 Kc7 38. Bd5 e4 39. Rxa3 e3 40. Kd3 g5 41. Kxd4 

[lament jacinth]

Crying lmao just get less emotional (I cry all the time )

[digital phoenix]

what u gonna do

[cloud bramble]

we are the same

[viral epoch]

Liya...

[cloud bramble]

i will

[viral epoch]

😭

[twin hedge]

yo @grim edge

[lament jacinth]

Mitzu...

[cloud bramble]

I WILL

[queen canyon]

skill issue

[digital phoenix]

say what

[cloud bramble]

https://play.chess.com/vYM7C

[sick zephyr]

https://www.chess.com/puzzles/problem/2243250
bruh wtf is this a puzzle 😂

[lament jacinth]

Are you a guy? 😱😱😱

[rocky star]

too many great moves

[viral epoch]

Ya yaa

[digital phoenix]

im in class u bozo

[cloud bramble]

skip

[queen canyon]

i guess you could say that

[stoic grove]

Hi

[grim edge]

bro

[viral epoch]

International master in class???

[cloud bramble]

nice name

[lament jacinth]

Answer is yes or no

[grim edge]

ain’t it 4:33

[twin hedge]

yes its ez

[queen canyon]

yes i am.

[grim edge]

thx

[digital phoenix]

yeah tuition

[grim edge]

unlucky

[cloud bramble]

yes and im awake

[sick zephyr]

its literally opponent missing m1 😂

[grim edge]

stfu

[lament jacinth]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't believe it!😱😱😱

[viral epoch]

Liyaaa

[digital phoenix]

im a girl frfr

[twin hedge]

😂

[viral epoch]

I am guy 🥺

[grim edge]

i’ll be a girl if there is nitro involved fr

[timber holly]

we are all pixels

[viral epoch]

Nitrogen

[sick zephyr]

who tf put it into rated puzzles 😂
at difficulty 1423 😂

[nimble niche]

hi nerds

[lament jacinth]

I don't exactly have a choice but hey nitro is cool

[grim edge]

Helium

[digital phoenix]

ur bad

[grim edge]

didn’t ask

[viral epoch]

Hydrocarbon

[grim edge]

Hydrogen

[queen canyon]

thats a really good way to welcome somebody

[grim edge]

bobby fisher will say ur not good at chess

[twin hedge]

😂 its ez wtf

[grim edge]

1400 is literally shit

[viral epoch]

Gallium Yttrium 🥺

[lament jacinth]

A good way to introduce yourself is to not ask who is a girl on a public discord chat

[timber holly]

you can't expect everyone to be as intelligent as you tbh

[grim edge]

Americium

[sick zephyr]

but how does it make into a puzzle where it starts with the opposition missing m1 😂

[viral epoch]

Freedium

[queen canyon]

i asked that way after i joined the discussion

[digital phoenix]

ikr

[grim edge]

Get too 2000 puzzles it gets harder

[twin hedge]

😂

[queen canyon]

yeah also please forget i ever said that and lets continue 🙏

[viral epoch]

Las how do you have fots

[grim edge]

einsteinium

[lament jacinth]

I dont forget anything

[sick zephyr]

ik, im at 2k+
idk why it somehow showed up on my account, nad its pure dumb 😂

[viral epoch]

Me dum

[timber holly]

im just saying that some people are dumb and cannot be helped

[digital phoenix]

so does alex

did u know that

[viral epoch]

Yea

[digital phoenix]

there

[viral epoch]

How

Las

If I ask for my frenemy role to be revoked

[digital phoenix]

what im helpful

[viral epoch]

Would it?

[digital phoenix]

why would u do that

[viral epoch]

Just asking

[lament jacinth]

Las is like the mosquito that buzzes right next to your head as your about to fall asleep

[digital phoenix]

idk u can just leave and rejoin server or ask anitta
zel left last time cos didnt want fots

[viral epoch]

I like the pink name

[viral epoch]

Why would he not want

[digital phoenix]

smash

[twin hedge]

sussy baka meme

[viral epoch]

Noo

[queen canyon]

sparta is greek fr fr

[grim edge]

lol

[viral epoch]

Wha about the Nordic

[grim edge]

it’s a meme stop getting all nerdy

[lament jacinth]

It's a stupid meme

[sacred steeple]

@coarse brook

[coarse brook]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/1101029939962200064/1105051620514996265

[grim edge]

how

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/376795564106317824/804221805534642197/flz6m03lffd61.gif

[coarse brook]

😥

[grim edge]

Good morning 😋

[lament jacinth]

ZAX

[grim edge]

hi

[viral epoch]

ZAAKSKSS

[coarse brook]

[lament jacinth]

PROTECT ME

[viral epoch]

🥺Finally

[grim edge]

From who 🗿

[rocky star]

hi Zax

[sacred steeple]

how do u guys feel about men

[lament jacinth]

ABOUT 4 GUYS WERE TRYING TO RIZZ ME

[viral epoch]

From me

[grim edge]

Ventiiiiiiii 😋😋

What

[coarse brook]

[grim edge]

😭 4 who

[viral epoch]

How you doing today???

[viral epoch]

Luv em

[lament jacinth]

maybe do some scrolling and see 😭

[grim edge]

I woke up feeling happy hope the same for you venti

[grim edge]

1 sec 🗿

[viral epoch]

I definitely am now

[grim edge]

Woah i got pinned

Pinged i mean

[digital phoenix]

no shit u got pinned

[viral epoch]

Pinged

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

.

[twin hedge]

🗿

[grim edge]

Shawarma eat protein destroy rizzlers

[digital phoenix]

@lament jacinth

[grim edge]

Ez 🗿

[viral epoch]

How much protein in Shawarma

[lament jacinth]

What

[digital phoenix]

@hallow orchid

[grim edge]

😭

[digital phoenix]

@tight nacelle

[viral epoch]

@digital phoenix

[grim edge]

I snort protein powder

@wild helm

Lmao

[digital phoenix]

garfeld

[grim edge]

😂

[viral epoch]

Is tha me

[stray pier]

I

[worn ice]

Mikhail Tal vs. Boris Spassky

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. d4 O-O 6. Be2 e5 7. O-O exd4 8. Nxd4 Re8 9. f3 c6 10. Kh1 d5 11. cxd5 cxd5 12. Bg5 dxe4 13. fxe4 Nbd7 14. Ndb5 Re5 15. Bf4 Nxe4 16. Bxe5 Bxe5 17. Nxe4 Qh4 18. h3 Qxe4 19. Qb3 Nf6 20. Bc4 Qh4 21. Bxf7+ Kh8 22. Rf3 Bf5 23. Nc3 Ne4 24. Nxe4 Bxe4 25. Qc4 Rd8 26. Raf1 Kg7 27. Be6 Rd2 28. Qc5 Bxf3 29. Qxe5+ Qf6 30. Qxf6+ Kxf6 31. Bg4 Rxb2 32. Bxf3 

[grim edge]

where is the roles selection part where u can put location in roles

[viral epoch]

You should use /connect and /trust

[digital phoenix]

wow should? are u forcing people to

this is discriminating behaviour

[viral epoch]

Yes >:(
Wha about it

[digital phoenix]

so u force people to follow ur ideology

how dare u

[queen canyon]

just joined role has good color at least

[digital phoenix]

ur gonna make people stop coming here

https://tenor.com/view/senyum-gun-gif-26409720

[viral epoch]

Should as in it'd be cunning to do so

[molten crane]

So can anyone teach me the shaving balls gambit cus I don't wanna loose them 😞

[nimble niche]

how to get trusted

[rugged mango]

This may be a joke, but the fact that people like this exist hurts my brain

[stable jungle]

@nimble niche connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[digital phoenix]

wow

how does trusted get me

[worn ice]

Spassky Boris V (FRA) (2640) vs. Tal Mikhail (LAT)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 b6 4. e3 Bb7 5. Bd3 d5 6. b3 Bd6 7. O-O O-O 8. Bb2 Nbd7 9. Nbd2 Qe7 10. Rc1 Rad8 11. Qc2 c5 12. cxd5 exd5 13. dxc5 bxc5 14. Qc3 Rfe8 15. Rfd1 d4 16. exd4 cxd4 17. Qa5 Ne5 18. Nxe5 Bxe5 19. Nc4 Rd5 20. Qd2 Bxh2+ 21. Kxh2 Rh5+ 22. Kg1 Ng4 

[digital phoenix]

how trusted to get

carl is stupid

[viral epoch]

Trusted get how to

[queen canyon]

trusted get how to

[digital phoenix]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[viral epoch]

COPYCAT

[digital phoenix]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[queen canyon]

how, i was literally 1st

[gentle hinge]

any one

[digital phoenix]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[gentle hinge]

1v1

[gentle hinge]

1v1 with me

[digital phoenix]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[nimble niche]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@nimble niche connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[viral epoch]

I was first

[digital phoenix]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[gentle hinge]

some one 1v1

[queen canyon]

how to get just joined

[gentle hinge]

with me

[viral epoch]

Idc I was first

[viral epoch]

Leave and rejoin

[nimble niche]

how to get life

[digital phoenix]

@worn ice @worn ice @worn ice

[viral epoch]

RNG

[nimble niche]

how to shower

[viral epoch]

Okii

[gentle hinge]

go and say i want do that with you it works with any girl

[digital phoenix]

@worn ice @bitter sigil @wide flume

[digital phoenix]

ur obviously single

[gentle hinge]

[viral epoch]

Stop pinging Albert that's rude

[gentle hinge]

anyone 1v1

[viral epoch]

Now Ik how Las has so many messages

[queen canyon]

he is a milk consumer he is chill

[viral epoch]

He's just spamming the most random out of context messages

[gentle hinge]

will anbyone 1v1

[viral epoch]

Idk, you might need to ask them yourself

[queen canyon]

connect your acc if you want to play anyone

[gentle hinge]

how

[queen canyon]

use /connect

[gentle hinge]

to connect

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital phoenix, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[tawdry sluice]

@worn ice no way

[queen canyon]

albert is so cool

[digital phoenix]

u get mod

[queen canyon]

W

[queen canyon]

?

[gentle hinge]

done now

[twin hedge]

🗿

[tawdry sluice]

roblox is partnered with carl, and i didn't like that

[sweet coyote]

wait, really?

[mortal minnow]

Be honest with the person and keep your words that's all you needa do to win someone's trust

[tired tiger]

GM in chess

Best way

[tawdry sluice]

yes, if you type /roblox it said
"play roblox here!" or something idk

[twin hedge]

🗿

[digital phoenix]

chess

[latent pebble]

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

[mortal minnow]

My girl doesn't play chess and we still have a good connection

[tired tiger]

She's cheating

[ebon hemlock]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/77275337949 I did the tennison gambit !!!

[worn ice]

FloodingTrapdoor211 (1094) vs. 10HoursMusiChess (948)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ne5 f6 4. Qh5+ g6 5. Bc4 gxh5 6. Bf7# 

[digital phoenix]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

[queen canyon]

kid is about to start his villain arc

[grim edge]

.

[idle flume]

😭

[tawdry sluice]

puppychan everytime when attempting to gain attention:

[lament jacinth]

@ebon hemlock consider connecting ur account with /connect

Oops sorry zax

[grim edge]

the puppychan story makes me laugh

[queen canyon]

"you are a biggest looser"

[digital phoenix]

You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!!

[tawdry sluice]

this is like dream quackity situation or drama idk
(paragraph)

[tawdry sluice]

forealium🔥

[wheat pivot]

Someone wanna play chess?

[tawdry sluice]

gm fr

[grim edge]

blueberries

[lament jacinth]

Unrated yes

[wheat pivot]

Sending link

[lament jacinth]

Dms

[mortal minnow]

To be sincerely honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental and of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my opinion but rather looking into this serious matter with perspective distinction and without condemning anyone's point of view, I honestly think and believe that I have nothing to on this matter

[ebon hemlock]

/connecty u saying?

[tawdry sluice]

puppychan when:

[mortal minnow]

And I'm off I accidentally opened discord

[queen canyon]

I apologize if my previous response came across as inappropriate or offensive. As an AI language model, I don't have personal experiences or emotions, so I don't engage in competitive activities or have feelings of victory or defeat. I'm here to provide helpful and respectful information to the best of my abilities. If you have any specific questions or need assistance with something, feel free to ask, and I'll be glad to help you.

[wheat pivot]

https://play.chess.com/zKmub

[tawdry sluice]

copy and paste ahh🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[crimson kindle]

hello homans

[latent pebble]

Bro didn’t even read his thing ☠️

[lament jacinth]

Send a new one in dms

[tawdry sluice]

for real

[wheat pivot]

Ohk @lament jacinth

[queen hatch]

chess betting yall

[grim edge]

lol

[ebon hemlock]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/77275337949 pls watch the tenison gambit

[worn ice]

FloodingTrapdoor211 (1094) vs. 10HoursMusiChess (948)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ne5 f6 4. Qh5+ g6 5. Bc4 gxh5 6. [Bf7#] 

[midnight quail]

i need chess

chess me

[crimson kindle]

u chessing skeleton

[midnight quail]

ches mi

[sacred willow]

Hey

[ebon hemlock]

u watch?

its fun to play

ohl

queen sacrifice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2181 (2185 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (2051 peak)

[ebon hemlock]

y tho?

[crimson kindle]

Noone likes tbh

[midnight quail]

2 digit elo

[ebon hemlock]

oh obviously

[tawdry sluice]

me frfr

[ebon hemlock]

by the time you realize you cant do anything

noone asked literally

yess

[honest sail]

whats sandbagging

[gentle hinge]

any one 1v1 me

[ebon hemlock]

ye idk too

[ebon hemlock]

come

[grim edge]

purposely losing elo too play easier opponents

[gentle hinge]

dm me

[crimson kindle]

shi that's messed up

[grim edge]

basically

[midnight quail]

how to this

[grim edge]

i just downloaded omega strikers

[midnight quail]

queen sac bishop mate

[grim edge]

idk man what is that app

[midnight quail]

pocket cheds

[grim edge]

over 4000 what

[fresh depot]

pocket chess or something similar

[midnight quail]

elo

[grim edge]

yeah ive got 14k

[midnight quail]

real

[tawdry sluice]

Qe2#

[grim edge]

1 sec after this game

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2181 (2185 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (2051 peak)

[flint thunder]

Hello sweet folks

[digital phoenix]

r

[midnight quail]

s

[digital phoenix]

not in bullet

[flint thunder]

I finally entered legend leauge woohoo

[digital phoenix]

nope 100 minimum

[grim edge]

bro i lose my 2300 against a cheater

[midnight quail]

h

im 999k elo

0.1 sec after these 9 games

[frozen lintel]

?

[flint thunder]

No

Bruh

[midnight quail]

I'm the chess interplanetary godmaster with 999k elo and #1 in the solar system

[grim edge]

i laught so hard

[crimson kindle]

this content s not availabli

[kindred night]

.

[crimson kindle]

if u have my ip address pls come I'm effin lonely I'll give u cookie also

[grim edge]

1.345.11.345 do something

[midnight quail]

i miss her so much

[crimson kindle]

RIP

[midnight quail]

why is someone named after an element

[grim edge]

good

ikr

[crimson kindle]

I hope u recover from. her absence may she rest in peace

Huh

[midnight quail]

its a breakup 💀

[crimson kindle]

oh i hope u recover from her absence may YOUR BROKEN. HEART REST IN PEACE

[loud wagon]

moments before wcc 1976 between undisputed world champion mittens and his cousin buttons

[nimble niche]

hi nerds

[normal talon]

💀

[crimson kindle]

mittens won for sure

[magic peak]

i lost to a 400 elo and now he thinks hes better than me

[crimson kindle]

does that mean. mittens is magnus's long lost dad?

[midnight quail]

fanta

[grim edge]

when two cheater meet up :https://www.chess.com/game/live/77105487403?username=bathusha12

[worn ice]

Pat_Hoshino (2056) vs. bathusha12 (2156)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 g6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Bb5 Nd4 5. Ba4 [Bg7] 6. O-O a6 7. Nxd4 cxd4 8. Ne2 e6 9. c3 dxc3 10. dxc3 Nf6 11. Bc2 d6 12. Be3 Qc7 13. f3 O-O 14. h3 d5 15. a4 Bd7 16. Qb1 Bc6 17. Bf4 Qb6+ 18. Kh1 dxe4 19. fxe4 Nh5 20. a5 Qb5 21. Bd3 Qc5 22. b4 Qe7 23. Be3 Rad8 24. Rf3 Be5 25. Bd4 Bb8 26. g4 f5 27. gxf5 Rxf5 28. Rxf5 exf5 29. Qa2+ Kf8 30. Rf1 Qh4 31. Rf3 Bxe4 32. Bxe4 Qxe4 33. Kg2 Re8 34. Be3 f4 35. Nd4 g5 36. Qc2 Qxc2+ 37. Nxc2 Kf7 38. Bf2 Nf6 39. Kf1 h5 40. Na1 Rd8 41. Bd4 g4 42. Rd3 Kg6 43. Nb3 Ne4 44. hxg4 hxg4 45. Nc5 Nxc5 46. bxc5 Kf5 47. Rd1 Be5 48. Kf2 Bf6 49. Rb1 Bxd4+ 50. cxd4 Rxd4 51. Rxb7 Rd2+ 

[crimson kindle]

yh ofc look the photo is black and white

[loud wagon]

btw the actual photo is indeed from 1976

the cats look abt 4 yrs old

[crimson kindle]

1990

[grim edge]

Can Someone suggest a web series ?

[loud wagon]

so anish and fabi are the youngest supergms ?

[crimson kindle]

so mittens could actually be his dad

[crimson kindle]

peppa pig

[grim edge]

💀💀

[queen canyon]

And firousja

[wide yoke]

Omg im older than magnus and hes better than me. Im ashamed

[queen canyon]

Bruh

[crimson kindle]

Power puff girls is also fire

[loud wagon]

dont forget this guy

[queen canyon]

You are ashamed for being worse than the best player in the world?

[void kestrel]

[grim edge]

Barbie ?

[queen canyon]

Is his elo actuallt 2700? Many people said he cheats

[crimson kindle]

that's also. fire

[fervent warren]

Anyone down to watch me play some bullet

[void kestrel]

No

[crimson kindle]

what the actual f

that sounds so wrong

[queen canyon]

So his real elo isnt 2700?

[loud wagon]

@grim edge your name is camo lol

[void kestrel]

[grim edge]

black mirror

[fervent warren]

Anyone down to watch me play some bullet since some people think i cheat

[loud wagon]

Breaking Bad

[grim edge]

Ahh. Thanks good choice

[fervent warren]

anyone wanna run some bullet im 700 elo tryna improve

[loud wagon]

which one you use @grim edge

how was maths test @grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hat_man4

This is the Chess.com profile of hat_man4. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

[loud wagon]

im 87kgs now 💀 , lockdown + playing chess

189.2 cm

[nimble niche]

As your profile picture?

[loud wagon]

what ?

oh ok i get it

[nimble niche]

What do you mean which shade he uses?

[loud wagon]

his role color

[nimble niche]

oh

[void kestrel]

Anyone higer rated wanna sparrrr with me..?

[loud wagon]

your bio 💀

[wary raptor]

this man has no rating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonymouschessaccount

This is the Chess.com profile of anonymouschessaccount. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 585 (593 peak)
Blitz: 422 (728 peak)
Bullet: 254 (303 peak)

[void kestrel]

It's a general question

[void kestrel]

Bro rated chess com

[wary raptor]

what's wrong?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> shreyansh Rai (just0a0noob)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: shreyansh Rai (just0a0noob)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1015 (1499 peak)
Blitz: 1075 (1259 peak)
Bullet: 719 (825 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2173 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2106 (2185 peak)
Bullet: 2033 (2147 peak)

[void kestrel]

So that you can't see that it's broken

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

3 months is nothing

This server was created over 5 years ago

[void kestrel]

Says the guy with 2k elo

[nimble niche]

173 elo*

[oak cliff]

is Morse code allowed here?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2173 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2106 (2185 peak)
Bullet: 2033 (2147 peak)

[nimble niche]

see

173 rapid and 106 blitz

[void kestrel]

Yeah 2173 elo

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[oak cliff]

There's 104 days of summer vacation,
and school comes along just to end it.
So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it.

Like maybe ...
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy,
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Discovering something that doesn't exist,or playing chess

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

I know a 1800 elo who actually studies chess. Like what a nerd. How does anyone find that fun?

[oak cliff]

you can,create something or name a unknown particle.that could be called a discovery..kind of.

[tired tiger]

Chess is a solved game

[nimble niche]

The real nerds are people who study chess and care about their 70 lines of prep 20 moves each

[grim edge]

wtf is this server becoming

[simple rose]

Every new day things get chaotic so it's normal

[grim edge]

image being a gm so nerdy 🤓

[gentle steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-technoblade-snyth-galaxytails-vteherov13-gif-24512769

[grim edge]

every day is a new wtf

[nimble niche]

fr they spend all their time locked in their bedroom studying ruy lopez lines and analysing random master games from 30 years ago

[simple rose]

Yes

[oak cliff]

why is vishys iq (a GM) is supposed to be 160 but hikarus (GM) is supposed e be 106

[nimble niche]

chess and iq arent related

[grim edge]

cuz iq does not tell the elo meaby (🤯)

[oak cliff]

yeah...but still you know.

[simple rose]

Some people say if Albert Einstein played chess he would become a WCC lol due to his 200 IW

[nimble niche]

[void kestrel]

Bcz hikaru has a crush on tsunade

[simple rose]

I think it refers to IQ sometimes when someone is more smarter they become more GM or idk I don't understand what people say about it

[oak cliff]

I mean someone with a high iq would indeed play better since better memory and visualisation

[nimble niche]

because chess is for nerds

[simple rose]

Naruto reference nice

[grim edge]

Why they study ruy lopez so much why WHY THEY ENJOY MORE THE SPANISH THAN AN ACTUAL BITC-

[void kestrel]

Heheheha

[grim edge]

shut the hell up evryone the iq does not mean nothing in chess

[simple rose]

Remind me of this old meme

[nimble niche]

MoRe FoRCiNG THaN THe iTaLiaN

[oak cliff]

as someon who has never played e5 to e4, I'm...proud.

[simple rose]

@grim edge Ruy Lopez after nc6

[simple rose]

D4, NF6 nice

[nimble niche]

ponziani players?

[void kestrel]

I hate the scotch

[oak cliff]

that is indeed what I play.

[grim edge]

WHAT IS FORCING IN THAT SHIT YOU CAN TROW THE BOARD OUT OF THE WINDOW AND IT STILL GOING TO BE BOOK MOVE

[simple rose]

The meme did not include it sadly

[oak cliff]

only if I'm forced to,like e4 nf6 nc6 e5 then, yes. otherwise the Vienna :p

[nimble niche]

I always hit e5 with Qh5

[rare olive]

aluuaahhhh

[grim edge]

This is why i dont play e4 d4 is so much chadness

[rare olive]

akbaar

[simple rose]

Nice d4 player

[oak cliff]

do you think Scandinavian could get me to 1300?

[grim edge]

i actually enjoy more Nf3

[simple rose]

Depends

I got into 1300 by playing Alekhine defense

[oak cliff]

I tried learning the carro but it's too hard for me..

[grim edge]

I know people on 1500 range whitout knowing any openong principle

[simple rose]

People say Alekhine is refuted Knight will just get attacked many times

[oak cliff]

I know a 1350 that plays h4 a4

[void kestrel]

Me who plays f4 and c4

[simple rose]

Bird and English nice

[grim edge]

I prefer france defence

[grim edge]

i used to play the bird

[void kestrel]

Yeah

[void kestrel]

Bird is the best

[simple rose]

A 2000+ player here reccomend me to study Ruy Lopez and I did 💀

[nimble niche]

4 horsemen of openings that will always give book moves:
ruy lopez opening
najdorf sicilain
catalan opening
Niemann, Hans Moke - Carlsen, Magnus

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 {white wins by resignation} 1-0

[oak cliff]

#1 what if E4 c6 Nf3
○#2what if e4 c6 d4 d5 e5 Advance variation
○#3 e4 c6 d5 exd5 cxd5 Exchange variation
○#4 exchange variation branch:
○e4 c6 d5 exd5 cxd5 what if Nf3 or Nc3
○#5 e4 c6 d5 what if Nc3
○#6 e4 c6 d5 what if f3 Fantasy variation I had this on my notes.

[simple rose]

A bird

Henry Bird a GM theorist

[void kestrel]

A bird

[simple rose]

This man is a legend for making Bird

[nimble niche]

you forgot an important one, so many people try to avoid the caro with either 2. f4 or 2. c4

[simple rose]

Best opening

[void kestrel]

Ohh yeah

[grim edge]

On the bird tge only goal is control the e6 square and if you play one waiting move your entire plan dissolve

[oak cliff]

I have only played like 2 games so I just wrote the obvious one and forgot the really dubious ones.

[grim edge]

How is the last one book

[void kestrel]

Yeah it's like an rush hour. Use everything you have on that thing

[nimble niche]

advanced variation is the most annoying for a caro player

[nimble niche]

they solved chess

[simple rose]

@grim edge this is what opening you get at 2000+ most

[void kestrel]

Ohio opening

[grim edge]

NOOO LEAVE IT LEAVE IT!!!!! THE NIGHTMARES AHHHH

[nimble niche]

they found a forced way for white to win from the starting position

[simple rose]

My friend is a 2000+ so I think he might know it

[nimble niche]

As a 2000+, I still barely know Spanish theorh

[oak cliff]

heh?

oh the transposition

[simple rose]

Some People who are 2300+ start to study Ruy Lopez they say

Main lines and Idea

[grim edge]

Why yall so lucky if i want free lession from a 2000+ i need to pay money

[nimble niche]

I tried before and I fell asleep, not kidding

[simple rose]

Ok I learned Ruy Lopez Main line at 1600 💀

[oak cliff]

just find a YouTuber with 200 subs and is 2000 rated, they will most likely be happy to help

[simple rose]

I actually memorize Ruy lopez much due to Yt shorts meme

[nimble niche]

Everyone knows mainlines, sorta

[simple rose]

Yes so it's no big deal

[void kestrel]

Recently I have been getting many opponents who play the double pirc defence and like it's too easy to counter

[grim edge]

what do you need to learn you can do a backflip and 360 the queen whit a gun and is still book

[nimble niche]

I actually fell asleep learning ruy lopez

[void kestrel]

Bro I hate typing at mobiles

[oak cliff]

<1500 players don't even know what pirc is

[nimble niche]

I resorted to relying on some ruy lopez traps to make me feel better

[grim edge]

Average wayward player

[void kestrel]

What really

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-blep-gif-18886894

[oak cliff]

I mean.. I have played like 2000 games in 500-1000 range, never faced it

[grim edge]

My 1000 friend get it in a turnament

[simple rose]

I have a match someone in 1800 who plays pirc and after 1 move he forget the rest of it

[grim edge]

pirc so overrated

[nimble niche]

i gave up ruy lopez to play italian which i gave up to play wayward

[void kestrel]

Wtf are you doing dude you played 2000 games at 500 to 1000 elo now that some skill

[nimble niche]

well I didn't give up Italian, I still play it otb serious games

[oak cliff]

nah, I used to, I'm 1100 rn

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-blep-gif-18886894

[simple rose]

I love the Chinese Variation and Main line of it

[hybrid swallow]

suppers?

[blazing ore]

amgnus

[void kestrel]

I was

[oak cliff]

played most my games at 7-850 range then watched levy and boosted by 200 points

[nimble niche]

There's a chinese variation of the najdorf that has gotten popular recently but I dont remember the line because I just can't be bothered

[grim edge]

I watched levy and from 850 i dropped all the way to 600💀

[fervent warren]

Is it bad that my acc was a day ago made and im alr 2200

[void kestrel]

The Ohio opening starts with pawn to e1 and capturing it's king and promoting himself into the king

[oak cliff]

you watched guess the elo.

[grim edge]

I watched the caro cann video💀

[nimble niche]

1. Kxe2 {Hyperaccelerated Bongcloud Opening}

It's not a good opening either

[grim edge]

Then i went to eric rosen and now i am super sayan grandmaster

[hybrid swallow]

yesterday I stepped on an acryllic colour mixing blade and cut a 0.5cm deep wound in between my small toe and the one next to it
I bled through the band-aids during the night

[oak cliff]

!profile @grim edge

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-blep-gif-18886894

[grim edge]

huh

[oak cliff]

oh it doesn't.. work like that.

my bad.

[hybrid swallow]

or maybe just dont put an acryllic blade on the floor

[pallid bramble]

my insights just dont work

it shows 0/0 games and it has been 0 for the past week

i have diamond

[grim edge]

wh hw why are you stalking me

[oak cliff]

and my average accuracy doesn't work, if I take review a game it just stays on 21 no matter how many games I anyaliss

[grim edge]

the speacks of the god

[oak cliff]

it's a common problem,i saw it in a forum

[pine bison]

You win 4 and lose 2, back to where we started ok

[pallid bramble]

srsly tho my insights arent working and i cant fix them

[spring salmon]

t

Why am i still not verified

[grim edge]

I think more elo you have more easy is for you to lose it

[pine bison]

[oak cliff]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-analysis/average-accuracy-not-taking-new-games-into-account

[spring salmon]

d

anyone want to 1v1 im 600 bullet

[oak cliff]

if you are rated 1800 puzzles and the puzzle you get is 1200 (yes that happens sometimes) and you get it wrong you will lose like 16 rating.

[grim edge]

Drugs sucks but they are fun 😳

[oak cliff]

ayo.

[teal apex]

hi, im here to improve myself

[grim edge]

I was muted for saying ching chong

[spring salmon]

anyone want to play blitz/rapid i wanna try kings gambit

[oak cliff]

do puzzles for 4 hours

every game.. gets competetive and stressful the better you get

[grim edge]

Yea why some good rules was leaved from the game and the goofy ahh one are still here

[grim edge]

I used to walk past Asian kids in school and go chicken chow mung you want egg fried rice?

But that was like 13 years ago when I was 10-12

[grim edge]

Im uncle roger you failure

[oak cliff]

what rules were gone? I didn't know certain rules were removed from chess

[grim edge]

It’s funny because more than a decade ago, playful racism was okay. We could laugh about it

But now everything is so f woke

[grim edge]

Like the O-O-O-O-O-O

i missed a o

[oak cliff]

that...never existed

did it? the verticle castle

[pallid bramble]

#1039943660839641139

[grim edge]

Yea it was used once

[oak cliff]

in a tournament?

[grim edge]

yes

[oak cliff]

where

[grim edge]

i dont remember it thoug

[oak cliff]

can you not send random 10mb gifs.. my internet is low

[teal apex]

hi duck

[grim edge]

they remove it after being used so

Some nice rule can be the long castle 2 option

[oak cliff]

how did you win a tournament as a 1000

[oak cliff]

or castle while in check

[grim edge]

<1000 turnament

[oak cliff]

oh

[grim edge]

yea that make sense

[oak cliff]

mouseslip variation exists so why not

[grim edge]

yea the goofy ahh variation or the ohio gambit transposition

[oak cliff]

"what if"

[void kestrel]

Yeah it starts with pawn to e1 capturing it's own king and promoting into the king.

[grim edge]

WHYYY JUST WHYYY IF THE KING NEEDS TO MOVE ANYWAY WHY DO YOU LEAVE HIM THE OPTION TO CASTLE

Where are just trying to say what if

ahhh chess is so rigid

he needs an update

[oak cliff]

chess 2.0 alredy exists

haven't you heard?

[grim edge]

Tha camel shit?

[oak cliff]

yeah

[dense turtle]

hi

[oak cliff]

I do not consent to that type of behavior.

[dense turtle]

i got 800 blitz

[dense turtle]

tf you onto

thanks

[oak cliff]

a YouTuber made chess 2.0 with kings in jail and monkeys.

[grim edge]

If you want to have some fun whithout the classical chess problems chess 360 is the best option

[dense turtle]

the fk

monkeys??

[oak cliff]

what that? do you mean 960?

[dense turtle]

owo 24/7

its chess960

its like chess but no openings

[grim edge]

chees 2.0 is just the queen who change color and the piece turning into woman😭 what chess is becomed nowdays

[dense turtle]

what are you gonna do about it tbh

i can say whatever i want lol

lo

[oak cliff]

can you just chill and There's 104 days of summer vacation,
and school comes along just to end it.
So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it.

Like maybe ...
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy,
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Discovering something that doesn't exist,

[echo flume]

Hi I'm pretty bad at blitz and very great at bullet and rapid I am trying to be better at blitz is there any tips that can make me better?

[dense turtle]

i could

[oak cliff]

if you have membership,puzzle rush

[dense turtle]

what means "pretty bad" and "very great"

[grim edge]

Bro casually pulled the phinias and ferb intro out of nowere