💬〡chess-talk

[deep sand]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/trombone-pusheen-musician-instrument-gif-11434220432919976776

[halcyon crypt]

oh sht wrong send

[gloomy granite]

does anyone wanna play

[deep sand]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/noperms-gif-27260516

[last agate]

(by hitting them in the face)

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-low-tier-god-ltg-gif-4022085103641635431

[agile viper]

yes, I forgot to add. up

[deep sand]

sure what's your user

[agile viper]

(I can beat any gm. up)

[fossil nova]

toothicktocastle6969

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/son-sonion-ton-618-sonbrero-folk-gif-16038320848440085672

[fossil nova]

wait lmao thats good why is that not my chess name lol

[sour bison]

my user is nuttycornflake 🔥

[last agate]

Alright yall, 1 a.m. and tomorrow (or rather today) I gotta wake at dawn

Good night and good luck

[fossil nova]

mine is whereismybrainbro lol

[sour bison]

My lichess user is so much more boring 💔

[marsh anvil]

sixsevenroblox

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-what-what-the-hell-hold-up-wait-a-minute-gif-7854079847428016426

[fossil nova]

stop

so cringe

[wild vapor]

im just using gifs now

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/adios-gif-12876099

[marsh anvil]

i should change my username to that huh

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-door-is-open-you-may-leave-gif-15357849

[fossil nova]

yo yall like the shrek movie?

[slate crater]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-nezeki-sonion-sonkey-son-gif-16040362324989800541

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/61-6-1-six-one-sixty-one-six-swan-gif-5262432536629497774

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-islr-movie-flash-gif-17838423

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/son-sonion-squirrel-gif-10815566660674888721

[fossil nova]

yo do yall like the bee movie?

[wild vapor]

villain was literally the most sane person

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-21791471

[marsh anvil]

genuinely like top 10 worst movies oat

[fossil nova]

well i put the shrek movie in here too

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-audacity-grinch-how-dare-you-gif-15992129

[sour bison]

Whoops I misclicked in my gallery

[fossil nova]

she moves her pawn on my board till I la passant

[fossil nova]

smash

[sour bison]

if mods hop in chat we're all so cooked 💔

[fossil nova]

why? i cant like people now?

[sour bison]

ts ain't chess talk

[tidal dagger]

hi

[fossil nova]

oh yea?

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dream-laughing-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-gif-26970965

[fossil nova]

well this is

[sour bison]

absolutely fire bio btw

[tidal dagger]

Ofc

[sour bison]

very relatable

[fossil nova]

LOL

[tidal dagger]

Would be there in any other case

[fossil nova]

yes nice bio

[wild vapor]

brorito

[tidal dagger]

What position u prefer

[sour bison]

completely depends on what game I'm playing

Cowgirl gambit

[upbeat brook]

Guess who's back
Back again
Paddy's back
Tell a frien

[latent walrus]

bro idk whats happening but today is like the first day im losing more games then winning

[tidal dagger]

What would u play against me

[wild vapor]

ref?

[sour bison]

In chess I assume

Italian opening is goated

[tidal dagger]

Whats chess

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-patrick-bottle-gif-6605208024845857705

[upbeat brook]

He's only joking

[fossil nova]

ik lol

[sour bison]

Bros not smooth

[fossil nova]

i made the same joke eareelier

[tidal dagger]

ok

[mellow pasture]

I need a coach

[sour bison]

the only game I'd play with you since I have a boyfriend and I'm 16.

[upbeat brook]

Oh, it's you

Hey Sarah

[marsh anvil]

bro added a fun fact

[sour bison]

Hey Paddy

[tidal dagger]

[latent walrus]

larp as a e girl then everyone would wanna coach you

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

[fossil nova]

@tidal dagger is going to jail

[brittle iron]

makes 0 sense

[tidal dagger]

Damn we cooked

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-9403556598434283568

[mellow pasture]

Stay hard

[latent walrus]

seen it work before

[tidal dagger]

Should have told earlier yk

[patent laurel]

wanna play?

[brittle iron]

😭

[fossil nova]

play what

[sour bison]

My boyfriend is IN MY PROFILE PICTURE

[patent laurel]

chess

[fossil nova]

aww what a cute couple

[tidal dagger]

?av @sour bison

[fossil nova]

whats that

[brittle iron]

want to play 10s + 0.1s?
I'll screenrecord so that you know i'm not like satorugojoultra

[tidal dagger]

Mf

[noble wave]

does anyone want to be my couch in chess

[wild vapor]

everyone @dusk drum

[sour bison]

we actually won cutest couple at the event that photo was taken at

[tidal dagger]

My eyes too tired to see that small

[patent laurel]

all this just to become cool infront of us?

[fossil nova]

aww

[sour bison]

sounds like a you problem 💔

[tidal dagger]

I'll be the bed

[fossil nova]

tf u goin on abt

[noble wave]

No coach I mean

[brittle iron]

tbh

[marsh anvil]

i once knew a girl who had a guy... um.... strangle his snake in call with her and then hed pay her money. no face or nothing bro

[upbeat brook]

She only needs to make her point

[noble wave]

I miss spelled

[patent laurel]

try hard next time

[tidal dagger]

ok

[gloomy granite]

does someone wanna play

[brittle iron]

too many details i had to know

[merry hound]

I do

[noble wave]

Can someone be my coach

[fossil nova]

idk what u goin on abt

[marsh anvil]

i tried to omit as much as i could

[patent laurel]

yea

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/sony-sony-sony-sony-logo-gif-18458237

[brittle iron]

want to play 30s bullet btw?
rated ofc

[tidal dagger]

@sour bison how many months left til 18

[upbeat brook]

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/whered-that-spawn-from-michael-kupris-become-the-knight-where-did-that-come-from-where-did-that-originate-gif-14933264074905500140

[marsh anvil]

uh, no

[gloomy granite]

ok look dms

[upbeat brook]

Oh boy, not this again

[fossil nova]

bro

[brittle iron]

😭
thought i could farm

[noble wave]

What do you mean off topic

[marsh anvil]

??? son im not that bad

[brittle iron]

and practice some hyper lol

[latent walrus]

ok diddy

[lofty juniper]

I got so lucky lol

[wild vapor]

how old is bro

[tidal dagger]

ok

Epstein clears anyways

[upbeat brook]

You'll be fourteen when she's eighteen 🥀

[sour bison]

what the actual fuh

[merry hound]

Why is your rating 599 to 999 here

[tidal dagger]

Brother my autocorrect cooked

[marsh anvil]

spawn camping

[tidal dagger]

19

[wind bay]

[latent walrus]

pre order

[deep sand]

nahh bro this is crazy

[lofty juniper]

I rage quit and deleted that act around a year ago lol

[wind bay]

Bruhhhhh

[marsh anvil]

nah this isn't consensual

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-nezeki-sonion-sonkey-son-gif-16040362324989800541

[brittle iron]

i mean
at this point
what even is the cc dc about

[upbeat brook]

Honestly
Just ignore him lmao

[sour bison]

this isn't the first time I've been harrassed in this server 💔

[tidal dagger]

Anything but chess

[wild vapor]

obviously wont be the last

[upbeat brook]

I remember Steven

[tidal dagger]

Smh

[fossil nova]

draco leave her alone ffs

[marsh anvil]

guys why dont women play chess it's a mystery

[sour bison]

what country you live in? even being in the same continent is pmo

[latent walrus]

ts happened to my friend💔

[upbeat brook]

Bro thinks he's the main character 💔

[marsh anvil]

dudes like 1500

[fossil nova]

bruh

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ref-referee-timeout-stop-football-gif-7191941

[deep sand]

ah nah gng

[marsh anvil]

no way we're farming my goat steven

[sour bison]

My ex is 1900 rated 💔

[tidal dagger]

I sincerely apologize g didnt mean it

[sour bison]

Me and Steven low-key pals now

[candid merlin]

hi its mikhail tal

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cute-zootopia-zootopia-plus-officer-benjamin-gif-9810879141706630432

[marsh anvil]

are you lesbian or what cuz idk why i got a fun fact

[sour bison]

I'm very very straight

[marsh anvil]

yea he let me know

[wild vapor]

are you a microwave cuz mmmmmmmm

[sleek grove]

black to move, one way to draw

[upbeat brook]

Cough Pride Pawn

[marsh anvil]

oh that's new

[fossil nova]

gotta be more subtle repeat after me

do u own a subaru

[candid merlin]

check

[marsh anvil]

i mean i just assume like 70% of the chatters here are gay or something

[cursive skiff]

123😼

[latent walrus]

im crine

[cursive skiff]

Nah, I'm a straight white male that really likes chess

[brittle iron]

are you?
don't get me wrong
nothing against the homosexuals

[tidal dagger]

Bro talking bout some chess im my prestigious chess-talk

[wild vapor]

thats valid

[upbeat brook]

That's a rather odd thing to assume

[tidal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-laughing-gif-3676435433606054883

[wild vapor]

i mean, im not, but everyone else

[cursive skiff]

Not me cuh

[upbeat brook]

I guess I'm gay now

[sour bison]

I'm an ally 🫰

[upbeat brook]

That's a shame, I thought I was straight

[zinc prairie]

Yay!

[marsh anvil]

i play chess im siciliansexual

[wild vapor]

that happens

[sour bison]

I'm just a girl, that in itself is unusual

[brittle iron]

makes sense
if you say so

[wind bay]

g1=N?

[marsh anvil]

your username is like an emo twitter girl

[sour bison]

I think you mean 70% of the people here like guys

[proud crystal]

All pawns are straight until they start capturing

[upbeat brook]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wish-you-15
Based

[marsh anvil]

yeah that tracks too

[cursive skiff]

How..?😭✌️

[sleek grove]

ye

[cursive skiff]

It's js Milo gng😭

[upbeat brook]

I'm a King

[marsh anvil]

son just look at it

[sleek grove]

in that position, instead of that, they made a queen and hung m1

[marsh anvil]

lade is lost

milo is ur nickname not your username

[wind bay]

Nice

[sour bison]

My lesbian mothers (best friends) got drunk asf last night it was so funny omg

[marsh anvil]

they call me the assumption king. For example if i see you play b3 i assume youre mentally deficient

[calm axle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sing-singing-karaoke-telepatía-gif-13102329823406728012

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[proud crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-gif-22515423

[tidal dagger]

Such wonderful experience has to be shared

[sour bison]

I was coincidentally drunk asf too

[cursive skiff]

Oh, it's been my user for everything since I was 11 tbf, some old friends called me lade and the "is lost" part came from an old streamer I used to watch

[latent walrus]

white or black

[sour bison]

bruh I just said I was an ally

[marsh anvil]

ic

[upbeat brook]

Whoa, you're right

[cursive skiff]

None, equality🥹✌️

[marsh anvil]

if i see someone play b3 do you think im playing white or black

[limpid viper]

alright bro why'd i get hit with this stray

[patent laurel]

just talk about chess, no one cares fr

[cursive skiff]

What does "ic" mean?

[marsh anvil]

why are there so many b3 players

[latent walrus]

it was bait

[upbeat brook]

It don't matter

[marsh anvil]

i... see ....

[latent walrus]

😭

[limpid viper]

its good for bullet slop

[tidal dagger]

I c*m

[cursive skiff]

Oh😭😭😭

[marsh anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1132687489728004157/image0.gif

[cursive skiff]

Type shi cuh

[proud crystal]

Always bet on black

[deep sand]

https://tenor.com/view/red-card-referee-red-sent-off-dismissed-gif-21029120

[upbeat brook]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spyxfamily-spy-x-family-6

[pallid egret]

https://link.chess.com/play/BgxTZu

[cursive skiff]

Always bet on green

[marsh anvil]

dude for bullet play g3 f3 Nh3 Nf2 bg2 O-O d3 c3 e4 f4 it's so easy

[upbeat brook]

Nice embed Discord

[sour bison]

bro genuinely leave and go to a femboi server or something

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/green-ninjago-ninja-sensei-sensei-wu-gif-6467414812525449281

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[sour bison]

I will shamelessly get the mods to nuke your ahh

[covert dagger]

Hii sarah

[queen mesa]

chess

[limpid viper]

i will stick to what i know

[upbeat brook]

I'm assuming inside me?

[proud crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-family-guy-peter-griffin-stop-no-more-gif-10171318069740925020

[tidal dagger]

Thought we left this already

[sour bison]

hello Kermit

[lofty juniper]

Daddy

[covert dagger]

woah 😭 chill

[cursive skiff]

I will shamely accept it in the ahh.. WAIT... PAUSE... NO HOMO...

[lofty juniper]

[fossil nova]

whats that

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-sigma-gif-5204788592172591569

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-what-what-the-hell-hold-up-wait-a-minute-gif-7854079847428016426

[upbeat brook]

I'm raring to go tonight

[sour bison]

I'm a woman so it's even worse

[latent walrus]

PARDON?

[proud crystal]

Ts is NOT chess talk

[limpid viper]

might hit a new bullet peak today went for a pretty nice start

[strange wyvern]

Wth is happening what are y'all talking about 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[tidal dagger]

@uncut sable yo members going wild hit that hammer rq

[latent walrus]

when do we even talk about chess here

[brittle iron]

i have no idea when it ever was

[fossil nova]

bros raring to go tonight

[marsh anvil]

pot, meet kettle

[cursive skiff]

Oh shi, mb cuh

[sour bison]

You have to be joking bro

[wild vapor]

more chess talk in off topic than here

[upbeat brook]

Just got a warning 💔
Okay, I'll stop

[covert dagger]

Boris Spassky quote 💀

[marsh anvil]

yeah i know right first time i saw her i was like someone named sarah in discord? 100% a dude imagine my disappointment when she wasn't

[tidal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[lofty juniper]

What’s up I’m the coolest mf here

[wild vapor]

this has to be ai

[lofty juniper]

[sour bison]

Bro asked when I turn 18 btw 💔

[covert dagger]

faahhh

[cursive skiff]

Type shi, I've been in here for like, a year but I'm not rlly active in this server a lot

[limpid viper]

don't let rinqed catch you saying this you might get hit with the sexism timeout 😭

[marsh anvil]

That's such an insightful observation! Here's why it's correct:

[covert dagger]

guys how about we not 😭

[proud crystal]

Thats true. Its more like talk

[fossil nova]

I just watched that movie

[cursive skiff]

Only to share my chess progress

[wild vapor]

good movie

[sour bison]

Worse than the Steven situation

[marsh anvil]

omg i did [chess thing!] (zero replies)

[brittle iron]

🤷‍♀️

[sour bison]

Sorry to disappoint gng

[fossil nova]

yeah

[marsh anvil]

i was disappointed beacuse i was wrong

[brittle iron]

here's your reply 👍

[cursive skiff]

Pretty much🤷

[patent laurel]

wanna play?

[marsh anvil]

r/subredditname

[marsh anvil]

no

[brittle iron]

u ...
m ...

[wild vapor]

saw it the first time

[latent walrus]

literally

[marsh anvil]

im a member of it, theyre pretty funny

it's a real subreddit btw

[brittle iron]

okay

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/andy-andysamberg-story-thankyou-cool-story-bro-gif-5865729

[sleek grove]

#💬〡chess-talk talking about everything but chess

[wind bay]

Bro what

[limpid viper]

<@&745328830649991179> alright bro

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[marsh anvil]

ss'd

[brittle iron]

😭

[fossil nova]

yeah ur getting reported

[cursive skiff]

Nah chill cuhh😭😭😭

[marsh anvil]

nah dont report bro wtf

[wild vapor]

yeah bros cooked

[patent laurel]

eww

[marsh anvil]

although it already happened

[cursive skiff]

Y'all don't get jokes😭😭😭

[patent laurel]

L chat

[fossil nova]

too late

[sleek grove]

what did you think would happen 💀

[limpid viper]

im not laughing

[patent laurel]

im reporting

[marsh anvil]

you're helo

[sour bison]

<@&745328830649991179> nsfw

[cursive skiff]

It's supposed to be funny😭😭 y'all got negative humour fr

[fossil nova]

yeah im laughing so hard grow up

[marsh anvil]

it is funny but also against rules son

[tidal dagger]

Just wanted to know when will u be able to vote in the elections

[patent laurel]

theres nothing funny about that

[sour bison]

Minors in chat btw

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-bro-isnt-funny-bros-not-funny-he-isnt-funny-not-funny-gif-17686285413606281950

[cursive skiff]

I'M A MINOR CUH, TS IS FUNNY

[lofty juniper]

Draco is a cool dude. He lent me 10 grand when my brother was in the hospital

[slow prawn]

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026.05.25"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Jaden123432192"]
[Black "lipiraz"]
[Result "0-1"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[WhiteElo "1316"]
[BlackElo "1344"]
[Termination "lipiraz won by resignation"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/game/169191086842?move=38"]

1. d4 c5 2. Bf4 cxd4 3. Qxd4 Nc6 4. Qc3 d6 5. Nf3 e5 6. Bg3 Nf6 7. e3 Be7 8. Bd3
   O-O 9. Nbd2 Re8 10. h4 Qb6 11. h5 h6 12. b3 a6 13. O-O-O Be6 14. Ne1 Rac8 15. f4
   Nb4 16. Qb2 Nxd3+ 17. Nxd3 Qxe3 18. fxe5 Ne4 (18... dxe5 19. Bxe5 Ne4 (19...
   Ng4) (19... Qxe5) (19... Bxb3) (19... Red8) (19... Qg5) (19... Qxd3)) 19. exd6
   Nxd2 20. Rxd2 Qxg3 21. dxe7 Rxe7 22. Qd4 Rd7 23. Qe4 Bd5 24. Qe2 Be6 25. Nb2 Bf5
2. Rxd7 Rxc2+ 27. Qxc2 Bxc2 28. Kxc2 Qxg2+ 29. Kc3 Qxh1 30. Kb4 Qc6 31. Rd8+
   Kh7 32. Rd3 Qb5+ 33. Kc3 Qxh5 34. a4 g5 35. Nc4 g4 36. Nd6 Qc5+ 37. Nc4 Qc7 38.
   Kd2 g3 39. Ne3 h5 40. Nf5 Qf4+ 41. Ne3 h4 42. Rd7 h3 43. Ke2 h2 44. Rd1 Qf2+ 45.
   Kd3 g2 46. Ng4 Qf3+ 47. Ne3 0-1

[strange wyvern]

Bro what happened i just blinked for a second isn't this supposed to be about chess 💀

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-aura-rizz-kurkure-murkh-gif-5216243230100800963

[patent laurel]

draco who?

[brittle iron]

how old exactly?
you might need the chess.com consent form https://support.chess.com/en/articles/11070988-why-do-i-need-parental-consent

[cursive skiff]

Pov me last night

[marsh anvil]

dracon deez nuts

[slow prawn]

I had a free knight in the game realized it a few moves later tried it again but didnt work

[marsh anvil]

sheesh how did charlie perform?

[sleek grove]

twin you can just paste the link, no need for the full pgn

[cursive skiff]

Uhh 14..?

[tidal dagger]

Ni pinged them 🥀

[limpid viper]

ni?

[slow prawn]

ohhhh didnt know that sorry

[cursive skiff]

Tight😼

[marsh anvil]

son

[upbeat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/this-gif-is-also-very-pointless-this-is-pointless-worthless-attempt-dog-slide-gif-27495996

[tidal dagger]

Ive bribed anitta tho ion got anything to worry bout

[patent laurel]

sending charlie meme is crazy

[brittle iron]

you need it

[patent laurel]

yall still a child

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/son-sonion-squirrel-gif-10815566660674888721

[tidal dagger]

Nice indivitual

[marsh anvil]

i have another charlie joke but id lowkey get locked for it

[brittle iron]

highly recommend letting your parent sign that consent form

[strange wyvern]

Bro do you ever sleep? You've been awake since idk 4 days?

[cursive skiff]

I'm not from Ireland cuh😭😭 ts satire

[brittle iron]

otherwise you might be banned

[marsh anvil]

it's worse than what milo said btw

[sleek grove]

You will be tomorrow

[merry hound]

I gotta piss so bad

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/8bit-cat-funny-cat-gaming-cat-typing-cat-cat-game-gif-18140089

[slow prawn]

wyf😭

[marsh anvil]

ok

[tidal dagger]

Anyways stay on topic chat

[wind bay]

Something about his neck or something

[patent laurel]

anyone who shares charlie memes and expects it to be cool or funny is cringe

[limpid viper]

don't worry i'd snitch immediately 🙏

[sour bison]

you have got to be JOKING ME

[marsh anvil]

no it's not violent

[patent laurel]

grow tf up

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-highway-blue-sky-gif-1979346251206805930

[merry hound]

“How bro feels after turning 2400”

[strange wyvern]

YOU'RE ALWAYS ONLINE GO HAVE SOME SLEEP MAN 😭

[fossil nova]

right would u still love me if i was a worm

[cursive skiff]

Check my roles gng✌️🥹 ts so satire😭

[brittle iron]

🤷‍♀️
ask chess.com

[merry hound]

Who

[tidal dagger]

These guys dont know where the resign button thingy

[slow prawn]

its 4 30 am here rn😭

[lofty juniper]

I don’t think he’d care tbh

[patent laurel]

users who sent charlie memes

[marsh anvil]

"dm me the wor-" yeah it's a minor

[thorn cliff]

it is cringe to use someone who was literally murdered

[upbeat brook]

If you're gonna ping mods, you need to say something like "nsfw" afterwards so they actually look at the chat

[tidal dagger]

Bro said still

[covert dagger]

First, close all your tabs, then go sleep

[merry hound]

Earth is doomed

[fossil nova]

ur my fav one here lol

[patent laurel]

real

[strange wyvern]

Naaaaaahhhhh you're really crazy 😭

[sour bison]

Im over 16 anywya so it's low-key fine now

[slow prawn]

pfftt😭

[cursive skiff]

The word bread, yes. I've been infected with this bread virus for many months now.

[limpid viper]

not really they're just a little busy sometimes

[unique flame]

Fr

[strange wyvern]

And I'm not?

[wild vapor]

HA- no.

[upbeat brook]

That's a lie

[cursive skiff]

You're my fav, dw daddy /srs

[fossil nova]

no but ur the only goat

[marsh anvil]

this copypasta was all the rage back in 2019-2020

[patent laurel]

im reporting the next charlie memes

[limpid viper]

trust me i've been in this server alot more than you

[lofty juniper]

Oh nooo

[cursive skiff]

I care why?

[tidal dagger]

❤️

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[wild vapor]

bruh

[marsh anvil]

🥀

[merry hound]

Chess is easy if you’re unemployed

[strange wyvern]

This guy is the goat after me respect 🙌🏻

[slow prawn]

I think I should just focus on studying chess for this week then grind the next week

[merry hound]

Sitting all day

[upbeat brook]

Actually, no, I've been here longer than you. I left, but I returned today

[merry hound]

Bro this guy is dead, is this funny to u?

[cursive skiff]

I don't see what that has to do with our conversation

[sour bison]

Only chess relevant thing here btw

[slow prawn]

me fr but its still not easy

[strange wyvern]

Bro wha-

[marsh anvil]

holy aura +10000 aura skibidi rizzler what a massive gyatt

[limpid viper]

notice how i didn't say longer

[lofty juniper]

I wish I could be Charlie in chess

[strange wyvern]

Thanks bruv🙌🏻

[cursive skiff]

My fav chess player btw, better than hikaru, Magnus, and levy combined😼

[merry hound]

These mfs are literal waste of sperm bro 😭😭😭

[proud crystal]

Then chess shall become my 9-5

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[tidal dagger]

Get that gm by june 13 twin

[cursive skiff]

Ay chill cuh, that's a bit of an overreaction

[tidal dagger]

We believe in u

[patent laurel]

felt cool? now go back to the kitchen

[sour bison]

I mean technically I'm raising awareness about him

[limpid viper]

i guess bro

[brittle iron]

forgot the part where you say that you've been forcibly and unwillingly added to the server

[latent walrus]

yeah

[upbeat brook]

Whatever boats your float

[slow prawn]

<@&745328830649991179> very offensive for everyone here pls ban him

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/lionking-simba-baby-simba-throw-off-throw-from-cliff-gif-2491760533743383368

[slow prawn]

GM SOON

[cursive skiff]

Nah, get the fuhh outta here with ts bruh😭😭

[fossil nova]

^^^^^^^

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-gif-18252480

[sleek grove]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/h2xfXyymQ/analysis
wtm and win down 257 pts of material

[limpid viper]

rinqed cooking something up

[tidal dagger]

Yay

[merry hound]

So Charlie or epstien memes are okay?

[tidal dagger]

First granny in the server

❤️

[slow prawn]

no ig not

[merry hound]

I’d rather be banned bro

[marsh anvil]

i make fun of dead people all the time, for example

[fossil nova]

then just leave fr

why r u here

[cursive skiff]

No, not at all. We like Charlie, Epstein i have no opinions Abt because I don't know much Abt him besides the files.

[wild vapor]

bros been waiting all day to use this

[merry hound]

Why do u care

[fossil nova]

i dont i can report u lol

[limpid viper]

no charlie kirk meme was ever funny not gonna lie

[tidal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-gif-18002556519739063487

[sour bison]

if it conflicts with you're religious or political beliefs then that's a valid reason to leave, otherwise you are just spreading hate

[merry hound]

Sit this one out

[slow prawn]

thats a custom position

[merry hound]

Shiver me timbers

[marsh anvil]

i have some absolutely diabolical epstein shit saved from twitter

[wild vapor]

WE???

[merry hound]

No way bro

[wild vapor]

who is we

[cursive skiff]

Yes WE

[fossil nova]

bro has nothing else vbetter to do than be toxic lol

[sleek grove]

does it not show the position?

[sour bison]

we ARE charlie kirk

[upbeat brook]

His people, meaning himself

[modern meteor]

can you jus speak in your first language n use google translate

[sour bison]

tut tut tut this isn't chess talk guys

[merry hound]

Who said I am hating? I am just stating facts

[lofty juniper]

Epstien didn’t do muffin

[slow prawn]

it does😭

[cursive skiff]

PREACH IT TO THE CHOIR, THEY CAN'T HEAR IT IN THE BACK

[slow prawn]

where're the mods😢

[tidal dagger]

Ladies move on to #💬〡general-off-topic or switch back the topic or ill have to get Anitta to hit the hammer

[marsh anvil]

have you seen the mandarin version of we are charlie kirk

[upbeat brook]

Yeah, he did a little more than muffins

[lofty juniper]

Let’s talk about my blunder after a brilliant

[fossil nova]

bet

[sleek grove]

try to solve the position, i had it in my game yesterday and couldnt solve it

[limpid viper]

humour really fell off

[slow prawn]

I miss @scarlet arrow

[sour bison]

Bro I don't think anyone should die for freedom of speech I'm just saying there is no need to be stirring trouble

[patent laurel]

you need help

[slow prawn]

whats in there to solve it wait😭

[marsh anvil]

we carry the flame

[upbeat brook]

Bro thinks Annita is just going to "give the hammer"
Keep on dreaming

[cursive skiff]

Erm actually, I identify as he/him/your mom

[sour bison]

so do you apparently

[merry hound]

When did I say someone should die? Spreading misinformation much?

[cursive skiff]

WE is WE

[wild vapor]

notice how youre the only one laughing

[marsh anvil]

just say your/mom bro

[upbeat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cloud-strife-final-fantasy-7-final-fantasy-vii-get-help-tellmeits0ver-gif-18276991070011282872

[sour bison]

I DIDNT SAY YOU SAID THAT HOLY RAGEBAIT

[sleek grove]

wtm

[covert dagger]

anyone wanna talk about chess

[slow prawn]

here you go @sleek grove

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-rage-bait-aizen-anime-rage-baiting-gif-16854649340389048028

[cursive skiff]

The point wasn't for it to be funny cuh✌️😭 ts gotta be satire

[patent laurel]

i can see who clearly need it, celebrating murdered ppl. so normal

[cursive skiff]

You have a point there that would have been much better

[lofty juniper]

Who’s your pfp

[sour bison]

I SENT ONE IMAGE.

[marsh anvil]

son u literally have analysis turned on

[merry hound]

You just said that I said that, you’re contradicting yourself, do your parents change the subject when people ask about u?

[covert dagger]

Miku?

[slow prawn]

istg i didnt see it

[cursive skiff]

Bring it papi~

[marsh anvil]

why did the farmer have no one laugh at his joke?

it was too corny

HJAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAA HAHHAHAHA HAA

[cursive skiff]

I can take it all~

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ref-referee-timeout-stop-football-gif-7191941

[sour bison]

I assumed you disagree that he deserved to die. I was AGREEING with you

[marsh anvil]

son u are 14

[covert dagger]

sonion.

[patent laurel]

its still corny and disrespectful, grow up

[strange wyvern]

Nah I'm done with this i cant do this anymore

[wild vapor]

thats like my pizza joke

[fossil nova]

me when im stretching my arms

[wild vapor]

it was very cheesy

[marsh anvil]

too cheesy....

[candid merlin]

yo @latent walrus howd u get 1600 with 368 games bro 😭😭

[cursive skiff]

PEOPLE WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO LAUGH CUH, TOP TIER RAGEBAIT I STG

[marsh anvil]

@latent walrus can you teach me sword pvp?

[tidal dagger]

Nah what the average age here tho

[strange wyvern]

Bro what is wrong with you?

[upbeat brook]

Sarah, don't be the bigger person, be the bigger problem

[sour bison]

this is discord

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-dap-me-up-dap-dapping-gif-27369624

[latent walrus]

i played alot of otb and blitz before rapid

[lofty juniper]

I’m 22

[sleek grove]

my most esteemed individual, you should think about your actions

[candid merlin]

ohhh

[tidal dagger]

Thought only those 50+ ppl still playing this game

[latent walrus]

wrong sharpness

[slow prawn]

grow up grow up

[cursive skiff]

This is the best crowd I've ever met, keep being y'all'selves twins

[marsh anvil]

21

[tidal dagger]

Surprised to see so many kids

[covert dagger]

anyone wanna solve a chess puzzle

[marsh anvil]

lies

[sour bison]

I have very controversial opinions and I'm feeling baited by this gentleman into revealing them which I'd rather not do

[slow prawn]

meme

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/muffin-cute-wink-animated-adorable-gif-7279870

[tidal dagger]

Using their brains and stuff

[limpid viper]

send it

[covert dagger]

Dude it’s 430 am no go to sleep 😭

[candid merlin]

you should teach me frfr

[cursive skiff]

I like this🙂‍↕️

[covert dagger]

one moment

[fossil nova]

ik isnt it so cute haha ima eat it

[slow prawn]

plsplspls

[latent walrus]

im down

[patent laurel]

how about use brain instead of hiding in the name of "this is discord"

[merry hound]

No one deserves to die, and no one needs to be forgiven but when someone is dead, it’s fu*ked up to make jokes about it. Just because some loser out there who didn’t experience family love makes fun of a serious situation, it doesn’t make it right

[cursive skiff]

Pov me in person/behind the screen

[lofty juniper]

Bruh well ur a lot better than me

[candid merlin]

im up

[lofty juniper]

I gotta lock in

[upbeat brook]

Then just ignore him. This is a social media platform, where starting arguments are absolutely irrelevant

[merry hound]

Holy essay

[marsh anvil]

tuffer

[latent walrus]

bro💔

[marsh anvil]

oh at chess yeah but ive been playing longer than most of the chat's been alive

[wind bay]

Dude

[merry hound]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[cursive skiff]

Save some for me, better yet I'll eat yours too

[strange wyvern]

I agree with him tbh

[wild vapor]

literally all social media is

[brittle iron]

;

[latent walrus]

im sideways

[candid merlin]

ok so when do you teach me @latent walrus

[upbeat brook]

Dead internet theory

[fossil nova]

half it?

[tidal dagger]

Bro been lurking the chat for the past 3 hours

[lofty juniper]

I started in 2nd grade but then I quit soon after

[latent walrus]

whenever lowk

[marsh anvil]

i started at 5 💀

[wind bay]

no u

[candid merlin]

now now now

[cursive skiff]

Hmm, deal 🤝

[sour bison]

I didn't start sending the images bro wtf no need to come for me personally

[candid merlin]

NOWNOWNWONEOWNOWNEOWNOENWOWNEONOWWWWWW. W EVEVVDVDBEHWE

[marsh anvil]

it'll be 17 years when i turn 22 this year

[lofty juniper]

U play the entire time from then?

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/did-we-just-become-best-friends-did-we-just-become-best-friends-meme-step-brothers-best-friends-besties-best-friend-gif-23405805

[latent walrus]

wowzers

[candid merlin]

yesser

[sour bison]

Yeah I'm just going to ignore this

[covert dagger]

After each move I’m just gonna say the move my opponent played, I think the line is like 5 or 6 moves

[marsh anvil]

yeah somewhat consistently, i never really quit but it wasn't like every day either

[latent walrus]

how you tryna do it

[candid merlin]

uhh

i dunnooohshwje

[upbeat brook]

YAAAAAAYYYYY

[marsh anvil]

<@&745328830649991179> advertising

[cursive skiff]

I began playing inconsistently at 7, got serious at 11-12 took a break early 13, now I'm locked in

[sour bison]

<@&745328830649991179>

[candid merlin]

guys click

[rancid valve]

😴

[lofty juniper]

That makes sense. I completely quit after 4th grade when my school didn’t have a chess team

[covert dagger]

<@&745328830649991179>

[upbeat brook]

FREEEEE MONEY

[covert dagger]

oh my bad thx Sarah

[marsh anvil]

mine didnt either. well we had a chess club but they were all shitters

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[tidal dagger]

Imagine getting scammed

[candid merlin]

SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEENNNN

[cursive skiff]

Type shii

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/free-nitro-gif-26426729

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/61-6-1-six-one-sixty-one-six-swan-gif-5262432536629497774

[tidal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[merry hound]

God bless ✌️

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-aura-rizz-kurkure-murkh-gif-5216243230100800963

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[patent laurel]

you sent an edited image of him and literally typed "we are charlie kirk" girl better not talk about him and let him rest in peace, grow up

[candid merlin]

bro is that kirk

[marsh anvil]

wrong reaction image bro

[tidal dagger]

Ight time to get some sleep

[cursive skiff]

Jarvis: right away sir lowkirkenuily types "skill issue" and proceeds to hit send

[slow prawn]

tuff

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-gif-17552723569652213449

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[upbeat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-joestar-fence-get-in-the-car-we're-leaving-this-town-now-impossible-gif-5110312093655302878

[lofty juniper]

I remember going to tournaments in elementary and I believe I might’ve met nfl players but I forget completely

[strange wyvern]

The guy on your profile i know him but i forgot who he is can you remind me of him? He looks like mesut ozil

[marsh anvil]

thats insane

[merry hound]

“Haha I am a degenerate loser and I make fun of dead people because I don’t know how to be a human”

[cursive skiff]

Peakness

[limpid viper]

f5

[marsh anvil]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/vKIB-wgagGAa2GXhilkmEZT0HTTfedW1ZzKc5cWBBqQ/https/cdn.weeb.sh/images/BJF5_uXvZ.gif

[wild vapor]

WE are cooked

[tidal dagger]

[cursive skiff]

YURI, MY WEAKNESS

[candid merlin]

@latent walrus nownownownownownow

[brittle iron]

it has even caught me

[sour bison]

Enzo ferrari

[marsh anvil]

same

[slow prawn]

RH8

[cursive skiff]

AHHH

[queen mesa]

what is chess

[candid merlin]

game

[merry hound]

Is it the owner of Mercedes Benz?

[latent walrus]

you wanna vc and screenshare your games?

[tidal dagger]

This guy calls himself the goat and doesnt know enzo

[strange wyvern]

OHHHHHHHHHH mb

[covert dagger]

Nd2

[queen mesa]

whats a game

[regal geode]

gmae

[marsh anvil]

only reason why i dont send gifs of other dead ppl is cuz id get banned btw

[candid merlin]

my screenshare is like shit

[marsh anvil]

dont pretend you know me

[strange wyvern]

I forgot man chemistry took all of my brain 😔

[candid merlin]

uhh digital thingy

[strange wyvern]

Especially the organic chemistry

[latent walrus]

i can just watch through chess.com too

[tidal dagger]

G

[slow prawn]

oh no I was wrong on the first move

[candid merlin]

i mean sure i guess

[merry hound]

I don’t need to pretend bro, that shit says a lot about you

[covert dagger]

nope the other guy got it right it was f5

[rancid valve]

[slow prawn]

yeah ik

[candid merlin]

hop oj dms boii @latent walrus

[latent walrus]

kk

[covert dagger]

@limpid viper btw most of em are only moves

[strange wyvern]

I apologize man

[covert dagger]

GO EEP

[slow prawn]

KF6 AFTER ND2

[tidal dagger]

Need to think about it

[queen mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/taking-notes-noting

[patent laurel]

kiraa

[fossil nova]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835219337442623548/1044068279880274041/vibelarge.gif

[slow prawn]

yes

[marsh anvil]

yeah man the block button's right there feel free to hit it

[covert dagger]

…

[slow prawn]

is it wrong

[fresh tide]

100% brain capacity

[limpid viper]

bc5?

[merry hound]

https://tenor.com/view/so-cute-baby-instagram-platimus-gif-9360580510409502923

[covert dagger]

Yea Bc5 is right

[slow prawn]

oh

[covert dagger]

Re1 was played by my opponent

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[strange wyvern]

@fossil nova

[slow prawn]

Imma retire from chess

[limpid viper]

f4

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-simpsons-homer-whistle-gif-3132297775970105154

[slow prawn]

this is too much

[covert dagger]

Nf1

[fresh tide]

yo devs i changed my trusted color but my role is still cyan, please help

[queen mesa]

you dont retire chess, chess retires you

[covert dagger]

What’s yo elo

[slow prawn]

1400

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-gif-3951224689799851379

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/innocent-gif-26144074

[covert dagger]

yeah this puzzles pretty hard, it’s a string of like 4-5 only moves and then 1 more move

[stone jewel]

Yo wassup yall

[fossil nova]

ive been looking 4 u everywhere

[brittle iron]

hi

[limpid viper]

fxe3 perhaps

[slow prawn]

very difficult for me at least

[covert dagger]

yep, Nxe3

[stone jewel]

Huh

[slow prawn]

bye chat

[fossil nova]

ive been looking 4 u everywhere

[queen mesa]

where puzzle

[covert dagger]

Night

[wild vapor]

bye

[stone jewel]

….

[covert dagger]

@queen mesa

[fossil nova]

what

[covert dagger]

up here but it’s kinda hard especially if you’re <500

[fossil nova]

im almost 2k (350 elo)

[stone jewel]

Nice bro

I’m sure you’ll make it

[fossil nova]

aww youre way nicer thann the like button

[queen mesa]

i mean f5 just seems logical

[covert dagger]

@limpid viper this is -4, second alternative is -1, I missed it in game bc I had like a minute on clock and ended up drawing sadly

[limpid viper]

is it rf4

[covert dagger]

yep, Nd2 played by opponent

[covert dagger]

🔥 you got it

[limpid viper]

took me a minute 😭

[fossil nova]

who wanna know a cool chess trick for when ur in a bind

[covert dagger]

Bd3

there’s two possible moves on this next one

[queen mesa]

now i feel cooked

[covert dagger]

good that you found f5 tho

this was an otb game too im so sad i drew it

[sour bison]

It's 1am and it's so hot rn Inma pass out

[queen mesa]

idk if i am just dumb but bishop c5 seems like a good move to me

[buoyant warren]

thats actually a good puzzle

[fossil nova]

mmmmm waffles

[nimble arch]

Idk I dont think I could figure it out

[covert dagger]

mhm

[limpid viper]

rd8

[covert dagger]

yeah I’m so sad bc I got every single move except the last one and I had a min on the clock so I couldn’t find it

[covert dagger]

Yeah that’s one of em

[sour bison]

How am I sweating in bed

[buoyant warren]

Wait whats the whole sequence

[brittle iron]

nvm

[fossil nova]

heat

[queen mesa]

yippee

[nimble arch]

oh can you dm me it

[buoyant warren]

bro that satorugojojultra guy pmo

[nimble arch]

oh ok

[brittle iron]

i don't like them a lot either

[limpid viper]

what did he do now 😭

[buoyant warren]

he was 2500 smth went 9-1 against me

Now hes 3400

[sour bison]

I live in Ireland, I normally sleep with 2 blankets and a duvet at once as well as warm pajamas

[brittle iron]

😭

[sour bison]

I'm actually roasting rn and I don't have any blankets

[brittle iron]

🤷‍♀️

[fossil nova]

love ireland

[covert dagger]

holdup

[brittle iron]

their rapid play is kind of strange for any 2000 though
😭

[sour bison]

Two days ago there was pouring rain, freezing cold and just awful weather. Today was hottest day of the year so far

[hoary coral]

Chess??

[sour bison]

Everyone but me gone to the beach 💔

[fossil nova]

yeah where i live is like that too

[fossil nova]

whats that

[hoary coral]

You are my queen

[nimble arch]

you cant measure hyper players by their rapid

[sour bison]

My bf got burnt so bad today he like a lobster yet two days ago we were both shivering in the rain

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-eye-wink-gif-3023120962008687924

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-lobster-amandashow-gif-26803210

[brittle iron]

but i can measure a player by their rapid play
generally speaking |
in hyper they find the right sacs for mate almost every time
in rapid they miss it
like how

[limpid viper]

i feel like quite a few people have said he's cheating though

[sour bison]

Everyone always asks "Where is Dans Brain", but it's never "How is Dans Brain"

[fossil nova]

🥹

[sour bison]

🥹🫰

[fiery sundial]

https://link.chess.com/play/NDo9zM

[sour bison]

guys go get the pawn flair and join pp squad

[brittle iron]

that i agree with
a lot voiced their opinions and most weren't positive i feel like

[fiery sundial]

https://link.chess.com/play/maHNKb

[fossil nova]

dude everybody saw u the first time

[covert dagger]

|| f5 Nd2. Bc5 Re1, f4 Nf1, fxe3 Nxe3, Rf4 Bd3, Rd8 b4, Bb6 c4, Rxd3 c5, Bxc5 bxc5, Re4 Nc2, Rxe1 Nxe1, Rd1 and eventually the pin just wins you the knight and game||

[fiery sundial]

Anyone here want to play

[covert dagger]

@buoyant warren

The line to puzzle

or at least the line my opponent played into most of

then I messed it up cuz I was under time pressure 💔

[fiery sundial]

https://link.chess.com/play/KWRmn5

[limpid viper]

i mean he's closed already

[fossil nova]

DUDE STOP SPAMMING THE LINK

[sour bison]

<@&745328830649991179> spamming

[brittle iron]

https://www.chess.com/member/satorugojoultra

[stoic imp]

yesterday i got down from 1100 bullet to 920 and i got back from 1000 to 1100 in like 20 mins that was the craziest

[brittle iron]

this time for fair play

[nimble arch]

not what i was saying

[brittle iron]

have to love the chess.com team

[magic shard]

@covert dagger

[covert dagger]

yo dor

[pine mountain]

Aura

[nimble arch]

nobody is suprised

[magic shard]

hi

[brittle iron]

turns out i was right

[queen mesa]

oh no not satorugojoultrapromax

[fiery sundial]

Yo. I want to play

[limpid viper]

true

[fiery sundial]

And what is problem

[sour bison]

Spamming not allowed

[fossil nova]

Ok ppl saw u the first time if they didnt click it the first time they are less likely to click it the third time cuz ur being annoying

[covert dagger]

I’m never finding that full thing with a min on clock 😭

[brittle iron]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-com-community/what-do-you-think-about-removed-129312238

[buoyant warren]

dam

[limpid viper]

tbh rf4 is the hardest move i think the others you can kinda find intuitively even if you don't know what they do they just look like good moves

[brittle iron]

they premoved it in the forums 😭

[queen mesa]

i mean i got the first 2 right i feel proud of that

[brittle iron]

😭

[covert dagger]

Yep Rf4 is the one I missed

[buoyant warren]

YESSSS HES BANNED

[brittle iron]

yes, finally

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-epic-win-checkmate-dance-gif-17088961

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/nya-gif-3403905415191318993

[fossil nova]

HEY ONLY MY CAT IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT

[queen mesa]

what the helly

[magic shard]

hell nah

[queen mesa]

more like

hell nya

[limpid viper]

wassup the biggest dor

[covert dagger]

hey dor

[stoic imp]

anyone wanna play bullet

[magic shard]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbTJmbzI1dGFmMWcxN2JrbnFxMWJxdXNmNzhkaHUwa2s2YzkyZHJjcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/40gyk786kJt7ukvDmU/giphy.gif

[magic shard]

I'm good how are you

[brittle iron]

alireza?

[fossil nova]

Me when im schizo and im talking to my door

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-chan-meiko-project-sekai-vocaloid-tokkari-center-gif-5347327969076650145

[magic shard]

are you ready for the 2400 grind

[cobalt oxide]

Guys

[limpid viper]

hot

[fossil nova]

in what way

[brittle iron]

👀

[cobalt oxide]

I was just informed of something

[limpid viper]

all of them

[fossil nova]

hell yeah

[sour bison]

Me too

[upbeat brook]

My cat only does that in her litter box
She's so smart like that

[ashen star]

can you draw arrows in mobile chess com

[covert dagger]

Yea

[ashen star]

oh nice I'm red now

[brittle iron]

i don't think so

[cobalt oxide]

Welcome to the gang

[fossil nova]

ik you can in microsoft paint

[queen mesa]

hello red now

[limpid viper]

you're from the uk too right

[brittle iron]

at least not all colours

[ashen star]

I'm dad

[ashen star]

sadge

[sour bison]

Ireland, I'm so grateful I don't live in the UK 💔

[brittle iron]

but it should work in the browser using the desktop site

[limpid viper]

same thing bro

[ashen star]

ohh

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[sour bison]

Absolutely not

[cobalt oxide]

Do you guys know the bird opening?

[queen mesa]

i heard its ass

[sour bison]

It's 30°C in the UK rn 💔

[brittle iron]

yes, i use it a s a joke only though

[upbeat brook]

I feel like how the Irish see the UK is like looking into Hell from Heaven

[fresh tide]

bird invitation or js the bird?

[sour bison]

Exactly.

[fresh tide]

i've heard both

[limpid viper]

alright heaven is crazy

[cobalt oxide]

Turns out it's named after a chess player Henry Bird
Not an actual bird

[fresh tide]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wasps-linziegifs-10k-ChS3YKk6WHgjjIVaja

[upbeat brook]

I needed some portrayal

[cobalt oxide]

Just bird 1. F4

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[queen mesa]

that sentence gave me deja vue

[upbeat brook]

Nah, I'd win

[buoyant warren]

CHESSCOM WHERES MY ELO BACK

[limpid viper]

anyway since im dying of heat its the perfect time to play bullet i guess

[nimble arch]

If you have played more than 100 games after you will not get your rating back.

remember the system

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-crash-out-funny-gif-4702357852084091520

[buoyant warren]

SHIT

[sour bison]

It's honestly so smart to play an obvious cheater because free elo

[pallid egret]

this is what hikaru and magnus have to go through every day

[fresh tide]

no worst time

[nimble arch]

these hyper players man

[sour bison]

Huh

[queen mesa]

its just one game..

[cobalt oxide]

What did I do wrong 😥

[limpid viper]

my results today say otherwise

[fresh tide]

everything .you deserve murder

get the death penalty boiz 💀

[limpid viper]

i might finally be getting better at bullet 😭

[covert dagger]

WHAATT THATS SO BS

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[upbeat brook]

This is implying that this game had over 4,000 moves in it

[cobalt oxide]

I just wanted to spread the words to others 😭

[fresh tide]

your words suck

[sour bison]

Don't talk to me about j*bs I applied for 15 in the last month 💔

[brittle iron]

😭
i don't get anything back either
like 30 days or 100 games they said

[fresh tide]

please censor fr*nch

[covert nexus]

This puzzle actually impressed me

[brittle iron]

what did i do? 😭

[fossil nova]

ik its tough everywhere i swear

[sour bison]

I'm barely legal working age as well so pay is gone be SO SHIT

[fresh tide]

the black king is cornered so i guess it's a puzzle for white.

what about queen h3 threatening mate in one

[fossil nova]

gamble

[sour bison]

€9.90 an hour when the national minimum is €14.50 or something 💔

[covert nexus]

just hanged ur Q bru

[fresh tide]

oh.

this is why i hate snipers

[fossil nova]

https://tenor.com/view/utahairsoft-801airsoft-admit-one-pound-pounding-gif-9288229744555367516

[sour bison]

If anything my time is worth more, I have school and a social life to balance with my job and I need to save more

[queen mesa]

i mean i assume the first move is rook h5 since its literally checkmate the next move

[fresh tide]

q then queen h5 still threatening mate

[queen mesa]

oh wait i am an idiot no

[covert nexus]

the puzzle concept goes more deep

[brittle iron]

14.15

[sour bison]

Thank you

[queen mesa]

wait no i am right lol

[fossil nova]

me when i remember whether im left handed or right handed

[covert nexus]

no

[covert nexus]

u hanged ur knight

[queen mesa]

and even if bishop takes knight to prevent checkmate then u take with the queen and its check

[fresh tide]

then i have no idea what to do

[covert nexus]

but u achieve nothi

[nimble arch]

too clueless

[covert nexus]

Rh5 is the fist move

[vocal finch]

playing realistic bullet do yall think ima win🔥

[covert nexus]

but theres a catch

[queen mesa]

bruh

[brittle iron]

it's just hyper

[queen mesa]

blud was talking as if i was wrong 🥀

[brittle iron]

i mean
it's just a different time control 🤷‍♀️

[covert nexus]

brudda tell me the entire line not just a move

[queen mesa]

alright alright

[nimble arch]

I disagree, its stated openly through documents I remember reading. They werent designed with hyper players in mind, if they break the system with 10+0.1 well I suppose their are consequences. Also that restriction is very much important to prevent reverse cheater farming and hyper bullet games can be played quickly. The idea is that the rating gap from loss will already be filled by 100 games past and I honestly think thats already happened sith its been maybe about another several hundered games from ski by now. Wouldnt make sence if he instantly gained 80 points.

[fossil nova]

ily but im not reading all that

[brittle iron]

but there's also the people on the daily chess point leaderboard?

[candid merlin]

ok

[rose mulch]

my elo is 200 but i got that 2600 rated mindset

[brittle iron]

to sum up:
10s + 0.1s may just break the rating system if you can have rating that deviates and fluctuates so much from refunds

[queen mesa]

lowkey struggling

[brittle iron]

you could just lose 100 games to a cheater
get the refund after grinding back

[covert nexus]

is hard

[brittle iron]

and then have a highly inflated rating