💬〡chess-talk

[violet nymph]

https://www.chess.com/member/idk6969069 anyone wanna play

[tall flare]

Anyone wanna have a gameM

[quasi shard]

Mee

[merry bough]

idea is 11.a4!N b4 12.Nd5!!

[tall flare]

User

[quasi shard]

Rehan990

[subtle drum]

Yeah but at ur rating, u can just play with the principles without learning but once u reach 1200+ u have to learn

[ivory heath]

Not accepting challenges

[patent patrol]

Hi

Omg i stayed up until 2 am to wait for my shit to unpend

[subtle drum]

Hewo

[celest solar]

Umm just started 😭😭😭

[violet nymph]

i did not get any??

[prisma coyote]

I play someone around 800-900 and can't beat again' caro coz I try vienna opening

[ivory heath]

it won't even let me send the challenge is what I'm saying

[subtle drum]

Vienna isn't against Caro 🗣️🗣️

[violet nymph]

drop ur user

[prisma coyote]

Realise late

[ivory heath]

bobbyfischerlostson

[wooden lava]

too much school

[subtle drum]

Bro what's ur username??

[prisma coyote]

And I don't have any weapon against them

[subtle drum]

Jogir 😭😭💔🥀

[patent patrol]

Like here in the server

[subtle drum]

U can just play e4 c6 d4 e5/Nc3 and with principles

[violet nymph]

accpet challenge

[patent patrol]

or like cc

[wooden lava]

uhh you do know vienna happens after e4 e5 and not e4 c6

[quaint kindle]

Again

[subtle drum]

?!

[slow karma]

GGS

[subtle drum]

On CC

[slow karma]

W I WIN

[patent patrol]

batter

[quaint kindle]

Dawg I'm not even playing srsly

[subtle drum]

Only batter?? 😭

[slow karma]

Bro i just woke up

And beated

[prisma coyote]

I just happen to play with that and take the pawn with knight

[bold herald]

Hello, I was banned from Fair Play. My account was new, and I did not use any engine or cheat tools. I already submitted an appeal, but it has not been reviewed for 2 days. What should I do now?

[quaint kindle]

And, I didn't sleep whole night too?

[river shadow]

loll

[slow karma]

Then u have energy lol

[subtle drum]

Jss wait

[quaint kindle]

https://link.chess.com/play/yngi3q

[prisma coyote]

But u gotta be prepared for C

[subtle drum]

Or make another account

[patent patrol]

Ye

[river shadow]

so did i would still beat you tho

[slow karma]

Ong he want rematch

[subtle drum]

I ok

[quaint kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[river shadow]

what's your elo ag?

[wooden lava]

you literally cannot play a vienna against the caro

[quaint kindle]

Dawg who's talking to you?

[prisma coyote]

Yess ik

[wooden lava]

ok

[river shadow]

💀

you

[slow karma]

Click

[prisma coyote]

But have to play something against caro or siciliam

[ashen star]

whats your favorite openings

[bold herald]

I had already earned medals on my chess account, played more than 150 games, and I also have many friends added on the account. This account is important to me, and I have never intentionally used any engine or cheated.

[wooden lava]

sry
im not in the mental state for chess rn.

[rotund lagoon]

Im destroying this kid 😎

[subtle drum]

Our rapid elo is equal 😭🥀💔

[wooden lava]

open sicilian, advance variation for caro, hope for tal variation

im noob

[river shadow]

so what's your elo?

[subtle drum]

Medals aren't that important trust me I've been banned two times but if I have friends, they give u a second chance with the same gmail, ur account would be new but I can keep ur friends in ur lost

List i mea

[wooden lava]

medals?

i think i forgot what medals mean

[prisma coyote]

@subtle drum do u know any setup for white? Like we have for scandi something like that so it can be played against anything?

[bold herald]

Are there any moderators here? I would like to explain my situation. I had already earned medals on my chess account, played more than 150 games, and I have many friends on the account. I have never used any engine or cheated.

[subtle drum]

When u win an arena or get any place, u win awards

[wooden lava]

oh yeah that

i have those

[subtle drum]

At ur ratings, just stuck to the principles

[subtle drum]

Nice

[prisma coyote]

Not make a blunder?

[subtle drum]

You think I'm telling u 😭😭💔🥀

[rotund lagoon]

Ok fixing it right now 👍

[wooden lava]

you have to have a dynamic playstyle

[subtle drum]

Naaaaah 😭😭
I was low elo in that one

[wooden lava]

150 games? aww, that's cute

[patent patrol]

i havent touched rapid in forever icl

[subtle drum]

What's ur CC username??

[subtle drum]

Frr same here just played 3 games in the last 7 days

[patent patrol]

its just too much of my time

idk if ive played a rated rapid game in weeks

[subtle drum]

Is it ur discord username??

[patent patrol]

but ive been playing rly nice bullet anyways so thats what i just default to rn

[subtle drum]

Lol
I also played bullet so much these days and lost 400 elo 💀

Okok

[wooden lava]

dammit

[prisma coyote]

Would u like to play?

[wooden lava]

ok i guess

[rugged wind]

Anyone know how to get perm to talk in #💬〡improvement-talk ?

[wooden lava]

SRPK33K1

[rotund lagoon]

How tf have you played over 2000 games

[subtle drum]

Wow ur so Gud
Nice 🔥 🔥 🇼

[wooden lava]

chess becoming an incremental game at this point

[wooden lava]

spam resignation

out of fear

and demotivation

[quasi shard]

Yo Sandwich825 GG game bro

[ivory heath]

once its to lost it's getting pressed

[wooden lava]

basically

looks like im free elo

if im in wrong mindset

[prisma coyote]

Accept the challenge

[wooden lava]

no i mean like, even before 10 moves

[subtle drum]

Naaaah I'm busy rn 😭😭
I sent u a frnd rqst btw

[ivory heath]

yeah queen off the board it be over

unless o sacrifice myself

[slow karma]

Again

[quasi shard]

Check out this #chess game: Sandwich825 vs Rehan990 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/169156147752

[frosty peak]

Sandwich825 (529) vs. Rehan990 (985)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. e3 Nf6 4. Bd3 Ne4 5. Nc3 Nxc3 6. bxc3 e6 7. Nf3 Bd6 8. O-O Bxf4 9. exf4 O-O 10. Re1 h6 11. Qd2 Na5 12. Rab1 Nc4 13. Qe2 Re8 14. Bxc4 dxc4 15. Qxc4 b6 16. Rbd1 Bb7 17. h3 Bxf3 18. gxf3 Rb8 19. d5 exd5 20. Rxd5 Rxe1+ 21. Kg2 Qe7 22. Re5 Rxe5 23. fxe5 Qxe5 24. h4 b5 25. Qd3 Qd6 26. Qe3 a5 27. a3 b4 28. cxb4 axb4 29. a4 Qg6+ 30. Kf1 Qxc2 31. a5 b3 32. Kg2 Qg6+ 33. Kh3 b2 34. Qe1 b1=Q 35. Qxb1 [Rxb1] 

[rotund lagoon]

👅

[quaint kindle]

Dw I'm not gonna tell everyone like u guess is based on respect too

[ivory heath]

I needa just play more games

[slow karma]

Do rematch

[subtle drum]

I checked ur profile and……
U farmed a 1900 so badly 😂😂😂😂

[quaint kindle]

I did

[subtle drum]

Idk

[quaint kindle]

Check in chess com

[wise arch]

brilliant or blunder

[narrow axle]

I wonder when will gotham reach gm

Its been years

[quaint kindle]

Today

[wooden lava]

you don't seem to understand

[merry bough]

okay im straight up doing forensics now

[rotund lagoon]

Never

[wooden lava]

a few reincarnations i guess?

[merry bough]

so i was analyzing this brilliant knight sac novelty and wanted to know if anyone had played it on lichess, and if so, who and when

[narrow axle]

I do really hope so but he just gave many clickbait lmao

[heady iron]

OMG

[rare flare]

Did I hear lichess 👀

[heady iron]

I'm been accused by this youtuber

https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=ZNcfqbmbHLQeEXaH

[merry bough]

found the game, clicked on the user, and that was when a few things hit like a freight train

[shrewd badger]

I mean no offense to whoever plays with me, but for the meme I really do enjoy bongclouds

[narrow axle]

Explain, im invested already

[shrewd badger]

just in case

[vagrant ember]

I can't believe I have to say this the downfall of my ELO

[delicate granite]

Do you want to double bongcloud with me 🥺

[shrewd badger]

YESSSSSS sureee

[merry bough]

this is like those "last online X years ago" meme except way sadder because there's a good chance that guy is dead

[delicate granite]

I'm laggy

[vagrant ember]

I thought I can play like Magnus Carlos and by trolling around but end up getting straight back harder

[delicate granite]

wuz ur user 🐇

[narrow axle]

I see but how the accusation comes? I mean if hes really cheated it would be really to detect

[heady iron]

Ok block me buddy

[wooden lava]

gg

[vagrant ember]

I just gonna play the most weird openings I'm tired of playing for fun

[shrewd badger]

would u mind if my elo not that high?

[narrow axle]

I mean if u want go for duran gambit

[delicate granite]

We're playing for funsies 🐇

[shrewd badger]

[vagrant ember]

I'm gonna play another opening

[shrewd badger]

that’s my user tehe

[river shadow]

are you gonna do the grob? 🥹

[deft sedge]

no like he plays 10+0.1 where usually you premove basically every move, and he doesnt premove every single move but rather makes the moves in 0.2-0.3 seconds which is a clear sign that hes using a software to move in those moves, but according to another 3200 hyperbullet player this is extremely clearly cheating

[shrewd badger]

Orphee-Lam-Tao

[vagrant ember]

Sure

[river shadow]

lol

[slow karma]

ggs

[quaint kindle]

Again

[merry bough]

bruh how do you not see that
https://lichess.org/TvEYRmpu

[frosty peak]

Rheindt, Stefan (2200) vs. Besozzi, Ferdinando (2186)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 e6 7. f3 h5 8. Qd2 Be7 9. O-O-O b5 10. a3 Bb7 11. Rg1 Nbd7 12. Kb1 Rc8 13. Be2 Qc7 14. Bg5 Qa5 15. Bf4 Qb6 16. Be3 Qc7 17. Bg5 Qb6 18. h3 h4 19. Be3 d5 20. exd5 Nxd5 21. Nxd5 Bxd5 22. Nxe6 Qxe6 23. Qxd5 Qxd5 24. Rxd5 Nf6 25. Rdd1 

[slow karma]

Na

[rotund lagoon]

Does anybody wanna play rapid

[delicate granite]

Do you want to go with blitz?

[shrewd badger]

okay

[merry bough]

https://lichess.org/GfQF7IC6
bruh this is going in the masters database on the next update 😭

[frosty peak]

Lipsits, Sasha (2240) vs. Farias, Sergio Roberto Alves (2284)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 e6 3. e4 Nxe4 4. Bd3 Nf6 5. c4 c5 6. Nc3 cxd4 7. Nxd4 Be7 8. Be3 Nc6 9. O-O O-O 10. Qe2 Qc7 11. Rad1 b6 12. Ncb5 Qb8 13. Nxc6 dxc6 14. Nc3 c5 15. Bg5 h6 16. f4 Rd8 17. Bh4 a6 18. g4 Rd4 19. Bxf6 gxf6 20. Qe3 Bb7 21. Ne2 Rd8 22. b3 Qc7 23. f5 Qc6 24. Kf2 e5 25. Qxh6 Rd6 26. Bc2 Rxd1 27. Bxd1 Rd8 28. Rg1 Qf3+ 29. Ke1 Rd6 30. Bc2 Bf8 31. Qc1 Kh7 32. g5 Bc6 33. g6+ Kg7 34. Rg3 Qh1+ 35. Rg1 Qxh2 36. Qe3 Rd4 37. Nxd4 cxd4 38. Qg3 Bb4+ 39. Kf1 Qxg3 40. Rxg3 e4 41. Ke2 fxg6 42. Rxg6+ Kf7 43. Rh6 Ke7 44. Bb1 Bc5 45. Kd2 a5 46. Bc2 Bb4+ 47. Ke2 d3+ 48. Bxd3 exd3+ 49. Kxd3 Bd7 50. Ke4 Bc3 51. Rh8 Kd6 52. Rf8 a4 53. Rb8 Kc5 54. Rd8 Bc6+ 55. Kd3 Be5 56. Rc8 a3 57. Ke3 b5 58. cxb5 Kxb5 59. Rd8 Kc5 60. Rd3 Bb2 61. Rd8 Bd5 62. Rc8+ Kd6 63. Rb8 Bc6 64. b4 Kc7 

[merry bough]

wrong pawn

[delicate granite]

Sent

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> satorugojoultra

This is the Chess.com profile of satorugojoultra. Take a look!

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Bullet: 3303 (3441 peak)

[heady iron]

guys play me blitz

XD

[wooden lava]

that is a serious accusation

[heady iron]

is that allowed here to accuse?

[deft sedge]

plus ur like 10 years old

[heady iron]

how to chat admin here

[delicate granite]

Would mind doing a livestream of you playing ^^

[river shadow]

yo sure

[wooden lava]

wrong reply i meant to reply to the above message

[quasi shard]

Blunder??

Because
Kxe2 Bg4+, Kd2 Bxd1, Rhxd1 (White up a material by Rook, Bishop and Knight)

[delicate granite]

easiest way to prove yourself 🐇

[heady iron]

yeah i been play blitz rapid yesterday and im bored

i got 1 win 3 lose and 1 draw

[latent walrus]

son💔

[wooden lava]

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE RAPID OR BLITZ

[river shadow]

its an alt for bullet ig

[heady iron]

how to mention admin guys

[wooden lava]

ok

[deft sedge]

look at the games hes very very clearly a nobody who is cheating

[quasi shard]

Again Bullet decreases your accuracy 😭

[heady iron]

Mention the admin for this dummy account

[subtle drum]

Lol
But that's unfair
U can't farm we noobs 😭😭

[heady iron]

Yeah accuse me more sir

[latent walrus]

its all 10 seconds with low accuracy

[merry bough]

white just took black's queen, but it was a trap. Find the win for black

[river shadow]

let's play a game

[subtle drum]

Yeah he doesn't know real chess
Just a kiddo whose flagging skills are gud

[deft sedge]

Bxe3 Rf2 Rxf2

[heady iron]

leave him i want him to accuse me more

[merry bough]

Qa1, continue

[shrewd badger]

can’t find it :<

[heady iron]

I'm not alt buddy

[shrewd badger]

I’ll check again

[latent walrus]

i doubt your cheating but it still doesnt mean im on your side

[subtle drum]

He is a kiddo
Prolly a bot account on c.

[delicate granite]

one sec, I have to do something 🐇

[river shadow]

son

[subtle drum]

He recently made a clip of himself getting banned at chess.com on tiktok

[quasi shard]

Be3+ Kh1, R5xf1#

[heady iron]

yeah i will send you Dm me

[subtle drum]

@deft sedge @river shadow

[heady iron]

Am I?

[merry bough]

Be3+ Rf2, this is not a simple mate in 2

[river shadow]

just play me bro

[wooden lava]

gg again

[heady iron]

wait i will push my bullet to 3400

[river shadow]

lol

[subtle drum]

And turkage is an FM 🥀

[heady iron]

maybe later we can play when im playing bad here in 10sec

[river shadow]

i know he's prob cheating or sum

[deft sedge]

yeah thats not even the thing thats making me sus, the fact that 3200 players even woodward has accused him of cheating

[river shadow]

but i wanna try to play a cheater

[heady iron]

Turkage is my friend you dmmy

[heady iron]

Woodward is my friend

[subtle drum]

U dumbass they both admitted that they don't know you so shut tf up

[river shadow]

i'm never winning tho

[heady iron]

this guys dont know we have a community of a ultra bullet player

poor

[heady iron]

make some story xd HAHHA

[subtle drum]

@river shadow @deft sedge

[delicate granite]

I sent you another one

[heady iron]

LMAOOO i will send this to andy its so funny

[heady iron]

where is the proof?

[river shadow]

cooked lol

[subtle drum]

Wait i'mma screen shot
First proof was turkage saying ur 1000% a bot

[heady iron]

the only said that because i dont told him that i was the #### guy

[cloud patio]

hes not cheating hes just abusing the 10 seconds anyone can do that

[quasi shard]

Can anyone explain this after Rf2?

[heady iron]

XD that is just when i just reach 3k bro and he didnt know me that i am ###

[merry bough]

1..Bxe3+ 2.Rf2 Rxf2 3.Qa1, continue

[river shadow]

i mean his accuracy in some games are kinda high

for 10s it's weird

[cloud patio]

send pgn

[subtle drum]

@heady iron @river shadow @deft sedge

[wise arch]

HOLY I FOUND MATE IN 4

[deft sedge]

yeah i agree he can barely speak english, hes like 6-7 years old

[rare flare]

Hacker

[river shadow]

lmaoo

[heady iron]

HAAHA its funny they make some story LOL

[wise arch]

it was M5 LOL

[river shadow]

i'd say 9

[heady iron]

18

[wise arch]

i actually found the play lol

[subtle drum]

😂😂kiddo
Liar

[river shadow]

3400 at 18?

[heady iron]

why?

[zenith oyster]

Bro what the hell is the point of studying theory if NO ONE even thinks about playing the moves you look at

This game is so garbage man

[latent walrus]

no point in the lower elos

[cloud patio]

dont they speak malay

[heady iron]

ok because im not in the mode your the one who will be first to go to the blocklist

[grim kayak]

guys

[quaint kindle]

Mode?

[cloud patio]

oh ok

[grim kayak]

hear me out, 1 year chess game

[sour olive]

I know every chess player

[subtle drum]

OMG
I'm afraid
A kiddo who doesn't know what real chess and is prolly a cheater is saying that

[zenith oyster]

Why is being lower elo harder than being higher elo I’m expected to just know the perfect move???

[cloud patio]

i know every chess player too but they dont know me

[river shadow]

btw you still didn't told me your elo 💔

[sour olive]

They know me

[heady iron]

Hello admin

[cloud patio]

nice

[latent walrus]

low elo isnt harder wdym

[heady iron]

can this man be lock out i want a peace life

how to mention admin here

[zenith oyster]

How am I supposed to know what the correct move is if every position is random

[river shadow]

i'm adming look

[merry bough]

they're not random, they have patterns

[river shadow]

/ban

[subtle drum]

A cheater is saying that lol

[river shadow]

see??

[narrow axle]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[heady iron]

how to look?

[wooden lava]

analyze it with your brain as well

[heady iron]

HAHAAHAHA funny accuse

[latent walrus]

calculating and evaluating the position

[river shadow]

just desactivate your account atp bro

[heady iron]

In the fair play if you read its not normal to accuse people

[wooden lava]

analyze it with your brain and chess theory

[subtle drum]

Proofs that ur a kid

1. ur pfp
2. ur username
3. ur grammar
4. U r cheating

[river shadow]

or just press alt f4 its easy win

[merry trail]

do you expect us memorizing all middle game positions? 💀

[subtle drum]

Don't u agree @river shadow @deft sedge

[heady iron]

and buddy hate me so much that he care my grammar also

[narrow axle]

The humble Stockfish right up my sleeve

[river shadow]

for anime user and pfp its not always a proof but yeah

[shell lynx]

Ts so tuff

[wooden lava]

analyze it with ur brain

[river shadow]

using bots and his grammar

[cloud patio]

is he really cheating he probably just plays random moves really fast

[wooden lava]

cheating is kind of a serious accusation tho

[subtle drum]

Naah but SATORUGOJO‘ULTRA’ 😭💔

[zenith oyster]

It’s way too easy to pick the wrong move when the position looks so dumb

[shell linden]

Hey @heady iron wanna play i want to reach 3k or 2950 atleast come i will invite you

[narrow axle]

I have no brain and I must scream

[river shadow]

his accuracy is really high for someone who just play "random moves"

[wooden lava]

no mind to think
no will to break
no voice to cry sufferin

[zenith oyster]

Like unless you’re a god how are you picking the right move there man

[merry trail]

give me an example of a so dumb position

[subtle drum]

...
Ppl who have played him have admitted that he is a bot

[heady iron]

wait me mate im not warming up yet

[delicate granite]

65 accuracy against gms is still a little too high for a 10 sec game

[latent walrus]

thats a skill issue

[river shadow]

i mean you're right but still he really looks like a cheater

[wooden lava]

watch gothamchess where the thumbnail shows a zigzag eval bar

[patent patrol]

Hi

[wooden lava]

analyze their games

[merry trail]

I don't watch clickbaity youtubers

[river shadow]

sorry but 84% of accuracy in a 10s game isn't normal

[wooden lava]

gothamchess used to be not so clickbait

[subtle drum]

Ok guys bye
This kid wasted a lot of my time

[shell linden]

As a ultra bullet player and a 2900 elo a 80 below accuracy in 10sec in chess.com is normal if you play tha game

[narrow axle]

Just to add a pinch of a salt, magnus memorizes game up until endgame so yeah if ur defintion is god then it would be magnus

[wooden lava]

holy shit 84 accuracy in a 10 second game??

how tf do you even have an engine that fast

how much ram they have?

[heady iron]

he is not at our level maybe they can't understand

[wooden lava]

I NEED RAM

GIVE ME YOUR RAM

[delicate granite]

sob

[wooden lava]

@heady iron HOW MUCH RAM DO YOU HAVE

[delicate granite]

go play classical..

[prisma coyote]

How much years it take to reach 2000?

[wooden lava]

a lot i guess

[river shadow]

6 or 7 years i'd say

[delicate granite]

Even if you're not hacking, then your best "skill" is having better internet..

[wooden lava]

oh hell nah

[heady iron]

i got 1 digit wifi and idk my ram in laptop

[latent walrus]

depends, i would like to do it in one

[wooden lava]

i literally play otb hyperbullet 15 seconds

there are little to no legal moves in the game

[merry trail]

2+

on average

[river shadow]

84.8 accuracy 82.3 i also see 85

for 10s that's pretty high

[wooden lava]

first time i played, i cried, i was tryna find literally any legal moves

then i got checkmated

because i was too slow

all i had to do was find any move

i was too slow and moved only the king

[shell linden]

It's funny this some low elo guy think ultrasatoru is cheating but we have a communty dc for ultra here and right he/she is offcial a normal player

[river shadow]

hyperbullet and ultra isn't made for the weak highkey

(i'm weak too)

[wooden lava]

it was otb

i swear the captured pieces were still on the board, but fallen over, they literally moved the king like a knight

to escape back rank

[shell linden]

i accuse him also when he first reach 3k so fast but when he is not ban for almost a week even we report him to moderator and the moderator play him no found of software

[shell lynx]

Does the whole community also suck at English equally

[latent walrus]

bro hopped on a alt💔

[river shadow]

that's what i was about to say

[heady iron]

I'am a boy big bro LOL

[river shadow]

nice alt twin

[wooden lava]

hey at least your gender wasn't assumed

wait nvm

shoulda used 'they'

[shell linden]

sorry but why you care?

[river shadow]

sorry but why DO you care*

[shell lynx]

Why do u care if I care

[shell linden]

i have no time for some low elo here

[wooden lava]

damn

as if anyone has time to type complete sentences

[river shadow]

what's your elo again?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> satorugojoultra

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Bullet: 3303 (3441 peak)

[shell lynx]

Right then. Leave with ur chopped english

[heady iron]

need to play rapid

[celest cape]

Pawn

[heady iron]

who want to play rapid or blitz

[wooden lava]

whats ur rapid elo

[river shadow]

did you played the grob like i asked?

[river shadow]

yeah sure

[wooden lava]

nvm

[river shadow]

come blitz bro

[wooden lava]

ur 3k im not playing

[shell linden]

you can tag the admin @service mod if someone accuse you

[river shadow]

you switched alt again?

[heady iron]

Add me

[vagrant ember]

fools mate?

[river shadow]

added

[heady iron]

around 2000-2200

[wooden lava]

oh helll naw im not playing

[heady iron]

I mean send challenge

[river shadow]

balright

i sent

[neon flax]

am i winning

[river shadow]

wish me luck guys

[heady iron]

what is your username?

[river shadow]

guhhhgahhh

[low tartan]

hello chat

[river shadow]

i'm autistic

[river shadow]

hi twin

[low tartan]

crazy vro

[wooden lava]

same

[low tartan]

supp

[neon flax]

100 elo games r crazy

[river shadow]

change your user to guhhhhhhggggahhhh

[wooden lava]

no

[low tartan]

rightt

[river shadow]

why not

[wooden lava]

why would i

[neon flax]

ok nvm i just got checkmated

[river shadow]

accept my game bro

[river shadow]

cuz u autistic too

[low tartan]

any gud players wanna play lol

[wooden lava]

hell nah

[neon flax]

me

[river shadow]

sob

[latent walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/an-iq-too-high

[heady iron]

tactic want to play wait

[wooden lava]

so what if i am autistic what does that got to do with my username

[neon flax]

yes

[river shadow]

just for da fun twin

[wooden lava]

no

[river shadow]

aight

[heady iron]

Maybe later i will play tactic some 10sec first

[river shadow]

why are you weirdly scared 😭

just play me bro

[dawn kelp]

Jwhdj

[river shadow]

you're not even playing

[night glacier]

yes

[low tartan]

username?

[vagrant ember]

Should I keep losing ELO

[fallow hedge]

Cozu don't play with me😂

[zenith oyster]

Like already confused 😂

Game is terrible

[vagrant ember]

Every time I try to give free wins they just don't take it

[vagrant ember]

Every time I tried to win they just cooked me

You're telling me a 400 can just not take a free win for the next 20 move

[fallow hedge]

Did we talk about chess 3 rules?

[vagrant ember]

This is unbelievable

[neon flax]

am i cooking??

[fallow hedge]

U are black or white?

[vagrant ember]

White

By the way they 400 ELO

[visual night]

Guys is there any tournament on 1 june

[wooden lava]

check the daily rapid arena

*hourly

[vagrant ember]

Okay let's play if you win I'm retiring from Chess but if I win I would stay

[fallow hedge]

Bro🙃

[lone isle]

Cooked fr

[fallow hedge]

See dm

[gloomy rain]

guys my chess.com premium just ended and im very sad

[lone isle]

Oh that's so sad

[subtle drum]

Ik a way to be happy

[gloomy rain]

what is it then

[subtle drum]

Gift me 1 month membership

[tardy halo]

keep crying

[shell lynx]

Joyous news. Now ur not tied to playing on cc

[subtle drum]

Jkjk

[shell lynx]

[gloomy rain]

no shit that reverse

[subtle drum]

😂😂 jkjk

Just wanna say that membership doesn't matter
How you play matters

[gloomy rain]

that what im doing rn

[tardy halo]

i have a great idea

what if you just buy it again

[warm ginkgo]

We are chess.com

[narrow axle]

Genuine question is chess. Com membership worth it?

[gloomy rain]

I dont buy it in the first place, they just give me for free for 7 days

[patent patrol]

No

[tardy halo]

then why are you crying u didnt even pay for it

[narrow axle]

Oh then gothamchess chessly must be good right?

[patent patrol]

Idk never tried but maybe no correlation

[warm ginkgo]

I don't recommend it

[patent patrol]

I think he uses like dated/inaccurate lines a bit ppl say

[ripe meadow]

all roads lead to london system

[obsidian plume]

pobre bebe

[shell lynx]

Yeah he gives a Dragon line that is like over +1 for white

[warm ginkgo]

I beat 2000

[shell lynx]

Lots of dubious things

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hanzalah Iman Hamidi (hanz_sicilian)

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Name: Hanzalah Iman Hamidi (hanz_sicilian)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1213 (1496 peak)
Blitz: 706 (800 peak)
Bullet: 939

[obsidian plume]

No need connect account. I can send this image anyway

[warm ginkgo]

Dawg

[tardy halo]

is that the paris system?

[warm ginkgo]

London

[tardy halo]

no

[obsidian plume]

It's the most famous of all opening

[patent patrol]

[tardy halo]

rename it to paris system

[solid ruin]

Magnos carlos

[obsidian plume]

I had beaten magnus carlsen using it

[subtle drum]

https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=-ghYUasNnKRi3W-1

[nocturne socket]

Hello

[warm ginkgo]

@tawdry wing

[iron shadow]

Please 😭

Give me some robux

[iron shadow]

Give me some rubux 😭😭😭😭😭

[obsidian plume]

Time to unleash armageddon on london haters. Come 1v1 me blitz or bullet. I will prove your hatred wrong.

[subtle drum]

That Gojo guy is cheating

[tardy halo]

you meant the paris system?

[subtle drum]

What's ur username on cc

[warm ginkgo]

Thegreatestblundermaster

[warm ginkgo]

Thus guy is cheating @tawdry wing

[zenith oyster]

I won the match but game still sucks

[elder loom]

That's the highest number of blunders I've witnessed as of now

[jade relic]

This is what happens when 2 BMs play chess

[subtle drum]

U mean Gojo is cheating Mm

???

[warm ginkgo]

BM?

[jade relic]

Blunder Master

[warm ginkgo]

BlunderMaster

[warm ginkgo]

Blunder? I prefer the term "Creative Sacrifice" -BlunderMaster-

[ashen star]

Oh wow i explore my recent game but I can't find the mate....

[elder loom]

Reached 100 elo??

[warm ginkgo]

Almost im 172 soon

[elder loom]

In which? Bullet?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> logataplayz

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 399 (627 peak)
Bullet: 210 (758 peak)

[warm ginkgo]

Daily

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thegreatestblundermaster

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1192 (1253 peak)
Blitz: 1408 (1440 peak)
Bullet: 1667 (1684 peak)

[elder loom]

Daily?? I don't...heard of it

[delicate granite]

Hanging mate in 2 is apparently a creative sacrifice

[ripe meadow]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/169157984596 what did I do wrong bro

[subtle drum]

@prime junco

[frosty peak]

NotUniqueWasTaken (414) vs. Pigglyyt (413)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. f3 Bh5 6. Bxc4 e6 7. g4 Bg6 8. f4 Nxe4 9. Nxe4 Bxe4 10. Nf3 Bb4+ 11. Bd2 Bxd2+ 12. Qxd2 Bxf3 13. Rf1 Bxg4 14. Rg1 h5 15. Qb4 Nc6 16. Qxb7 Nxd4 17. Rd1 Nc2+ 18. Kf1 Qxd1+ 19. Kf2 Qd4+ 20. Kf1 Ne3+ 21. Kf2 Nxc4+ 22. Kf1 Nd2+ 23. Kg2 Qxf4 24. Qxa8+ Ke7 25. Qxh8 Qf3# 

[heady iron]

<@&745328830649991179>

Accuse me more Please

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bigfail67

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 108 (284 peak)
Blitz: 100 (283 peak)
Bullet: 100 (344 peak)

[delicate granite]

wilted rose

[agile wolf]

How come your rapid is that low??

[shell lynx]

The most wilted of roses

[heady iron]

<@&745328830649991179>

[neon flax]

witted rose

[warm ginkgo]

I don't play rapid that much

[elder loom]

That moves per day match or smth right?

[river shadow]

he prob don't like rapid

[jade relic]

Wilted* Rose

[river shadow]

just like me

[warm ginkgo]

Yeah you

[delicate granite]

Blooming Rose

[blazing crescent]

hello guys

[elder loom]

I'm trying 100 elo without resign

[river shadow]

we're supposed to play a game bro

[elder loom]

In bullet

[river shadow]

i'm still waiting

[warm ginkgo]

@heady iron stop using bots

[agile wolf]

Oh I see, for most people, it’s usually the highest, that’s why.

[blazing crescent]

ummm what do I need to do here

[subtle drum]

It's time to get you out @heady iron

[elder loom]

Will you take challenge to lose to me?

Open for rejection hehe

[jolly pasture]

connect your account idk after that

[river shadow]

my highest is in blitz

[jade relic]

Chat

[blazing crescent]

k

[jade relic]

Type /connect and press enter

[warm ginkgo]

Unrated?

[jolly pasture]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[heady iron]

I will push my bullet first I'm tired thingking

[elder loom]

Unrated

[jade relic]

Slow

[agile wolf]

Cool, what is your rating?

[subtle drum]

Guys report the username
SatoruGojoUltra
On chess.com
He is a cheater
https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=-ghYUasNnKRi3W-1

[heady iron]

Bully and accuse

[jolly pasture]

i commented first

[river shadow]

2521 rn

[jade relic]

No

[jolly pasture]

check my past messages

[warm ginkgo]

He is in the server @heady iron

[delicate granite]

thingking is the most horrendously innacurate spelling I've ever witnessed

[jade relic]

I can't see your past

[elder loom]

Dawg you cheat? 🥀

[subtle drum]

I know that's why I'm doing dis

[river shadow]

he using bots

[warm ginkgo]

Let's ban him

[heady iron]

<@&745328830649991179>

[subtle drum]

Yeah

[cloud patio]

yall want the gojo dude GONE 💔

[jolly pasture]

well to make it simpler scroll up before your message saying chat you will see mine

[river shadow]

bro he's top 8 with cheats logic

[heady iron]

Wish you luck

[delicate granite]

Blooming Rose emoji

[agile wolf]

Gee man.
Good work, started playing when since kiddo I suppose??

[warm ginkgo]

<@&745328830649991179> bye

[heady iron]

Goodluck accusing me

[jade relic]

Ik you commented first I'm just tryna ragebait

[river shadow]

i was 10

[jolly pasture]

OHH MB 😭

[river shadow]

goodluck learning english

[cloud patio]

ik but ive never seen a community so interconnected by trying to get someone banned

[jolly pasture]

i didnt knoq

[sturdy rapids]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/169157533466/review?move=41 this is my most defensive game rate my style

[frosty peak]

AnaishaArora (861) vs. ibnmakkah217 (933)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Bb5+ Bd7 3. Bxd7+ Nxd7 4. Qh5 [e5] 5. Nf3 Ngf6 6. Qh4 g6 7. Ng5 Qe7 8. O-O Bg7 9. Re1 h6 10. Nf3 O-O 11. Nc3 Nc5 12. Nd5 Nxd5 13. Qxe7 Nxe7 14. Nh4 Rad8 15. d4 exd4 16. Bf4 d3 17. cxd3 Nxd3 18. Red1 Nxf4 19. Rac1 d5 20. Rxc7 dxe4 21. Rxe7 Rxd1# 

[jade relic]

Np

[warm ginkgo]

It's pretty obvious tho

[sturdy rapids]

i was black

[river shadow]

lol

[subtle drum]

https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=-ghYUasNnKRi3W-1

[river shadow]

chess is peak bro

[elder loom]

You da real chess

[warm ginkgo]

Next time, cheat smarter

[agile wolf]

Yh, that makes sense.
Good work.
I started when I was 19.😂💔

[river shadow]

next time don't cheat*

[sturdy rapids]

thanks my bro i got rating of 1600 according to chess.com

[heady iron]

Ok immature your the second person i want to block

[river shadow]

i'm more mature than you btw

[elder loom]

You'll reach higher. GL

[heady iron]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cloud patio]

i started i think 6 months ago im pushing 2000 on lichess now

[warm ginkgo]

Unfortunately, we can't change a person who cheats sadly

[elder loom]

Do you actually can ping them?

[zealous inlet]

😭

[delicate granite]

Mods wouldn't appreciate you pinging them almost 20 times 💔

[cloud patio]

im very proud of my progress 😎

[elder loom]

Who the hell cheats sadly bruh?

[river shadow]

bro yesterday i did 2 games at the same time on lichess and chess com was horrible

[blazing crescent]

now

[subtle drum]

+1 ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

[river shadow]

too hard

[zealous inlet]

just be 2700 brutal

[jade relic]

This is cursed

[heady iron]

Your Hater or no?

[cloud patio]

wdym?

[hallow heath]

Yayyyy
You're doing greattttttttt

[warm ginkgo]

No i meant we can't change them, sadly

[river shadow]

i played 2 guy at the same time on blitz

i had to think fast really fast

[cloud patio]

ohhh

[river shadow]

i lost the chess com game

[elder loom]

My england comprehnstion musd be sdutiet

[river shadow]

and won the lichess

[hallow heath]

😱

[warm ginkgo]

No my English is bad

[delicate granite]

I'm staying neutral, but your side doesn't look good at all 🐇

[elder loom]

Dawg tfym fast, you "blitz"

[hallow heath]

The 50/50 chance is reallll

[formal sapphire]

i gained 300 elo in a month wtf is going on in chess

[river shadow]

indeed

[heady iron]

Okay just answer yes or no

[cloud patio]

i think lichess players just have clearer moves compared to chess.com players who move randomly most of the time

[warm ginkgo]

Wow

[cloud patio]

i also notice lichess players prefer mainlines

[warm ginkgo]

Elo system is broken

[river shadow]

i mean on lichess most of them are like higher elo

[nocturne socket]

Hello

[cloud patio]

yes

[hallow heath]

Chess.com players definitely play better icl
They are brutal at times

[merry hound]

Are you freaking kidding me bro

They just discovered that aliens are real

[cloud patio]

because the pool is bigger

[formal sapphire]

im going +8 -8 but im still gaining

[warm ginkgo]

Facts

[hallow heath]

Yes yes
I agree

[delicate granite]

I guess that's a no, though I am asking you to livestream your games rather than just assuming that you're cheating

[warm ginkgo]

Im 1500 on lc but 1200 in cc

[river shadow]

oh yeah they finally discovered my brothers?

[hallow heath]

Same lol

[formal sapphire]

pretty sure lichess has some crazy elo inflation

[merry hound]

And I am not even elo 1100 yet

Can you even imagine how I feel

[agile wolf]

You wanna play together, could learn one or two from you??

[warm ginkgo]

Yeah for sure

[river shadow]

i can give you some tips

[river shadow]

sure

[merry hound]

Go ahead

[heady iron]

Block is the key now i have no enemy

[prisma coyote]

Anyone know setup based opening? Except london?

[agile wolf]

Aight, imma send my profile.

[river shadow]

okay bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lateralhormone

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1167 (1169 peak)
Blitz: 727 (758 peak)
Bullet: 556 (631 peak)

[river shadow]

ggs i got no tips send me your user i'll take a look at your games

[warm ginkgo]

Tips on rapid please

[subtle drum]

Btw did you report that gojo guy on cc?

[agile wolf]

@river shadow

[river shadow]

nah i didn't i'm waiting to play a game first

[merry hound]

snrase

Dm me

What I have to do more

[subtle drum]

Lol
But you should do
He's not playing u prolly

[river shadow]

either his cheat not working either he scared 💔

[subtle drum]

Scared 😂😂

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> taphie

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1663 (peak)
Blitz: 1180 (1325 peak)
Bullet: 1036 (1177 peak)

[warm ginkgo]

Dawg

[subtle drum]

This is prolly how he cheats
https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=-ghYUasNnKRi3W-1

[formal sapphire]

i just wanted to see it

[prisma coyote]

@subtle drum is there any opening for white we can have setup like we have for scandi?

[river shadow]

damn your losestreak is insane

[formal sapphire]

i had a chance to win it in a local and i blundered my opening

[gloomy rain]

skill issue

[river shadow]

i sent you a game req

[agile wolf]

Alright.

[warm ginkgo]

?

[subtle drum]

Idk but you should stuck at principles at now cause openings won't have a large impact for you in present

[warm ginkgo]

Chess is not boring

[agile wolf]

Accepted.

[wooden lava]

true

[warm surge]

Any non clanker using 2k player?

[heady iron]

Guys i play blitz or rapid and i want to stream twitch can you follow or atleast play with me

[subtle drum]

Anyone ping me when the gojo guy gets banned

[subtle drum]

CHEATER

[merry hound]

My winning streak is insane too, when I am high I keep winning back to back, tonight I was very dead beat BUT

[wooden lava]

"uh chat what do i do they aint following the script"

[warm surge]

I don't think he is a cheater , he is just fast

[warm ginkgo]

Don't mention him. He will just keep on pinging mods lol

[river shadow]

rn my winningstreak is insane but ik i'm loosing soon

[delicate granite]

We can watch Gojo's stream 🐇

[warm surge]

Hyper bullet is not real chess

[heady iron]

What he still accuse me even he is block LMAOOO

[wooden lava]

if it has chess pieces and chess movies

technically its chess

[delicate granite]

Analyze his mouse movement, as well as accuracy after game if he actually does premoves

[sleek scarab]

truee

[wooden lava]

*chess moves

[gloomy rain]

bro think chess.com doesn't have mouse pointer tracker anti-cheat system

[subtle drum]

But that's what we want

[warm surge]

It's 90 to 95percentage mouse speed the rest is chess

[warm ginkgo]

Premoving + bot

[wooden lava]

what if i randomly move my mouse everywhere like literally just adhd moving it everywhere

[heady iron]

yeah he is prbly low iq and low elo

[warm ginkgo]

The bot can't premove so he will lose in time. That's why he premoves

[gloomy rain]

it probarly dont care and admit you are human just trolling idk

[river shadow]

low iq idk low elo idk too but come play bro

[warm surge]

Do you think arakady have a chance against alirza or hikarh in normal 1 min bullet

[wooden lava]

i am human

[delicate granite]

A premoving bot would be really innacurate though

[wooden lava]

bots don't premove

[river shadow]

im alien

[subtle drum]

https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=-ghYUasNnKRi3W-1

[gloomy rain]

i thought you are soul, from avatar

[warm ginkgo]

https://youtu.be/AXvUECXtli4?si=-ghYUasNnKRi3W-1

[delicate granite]

unless if it's really low time

[wooden lava]

what

[merry hound]

Ur either gonna give me tips or ill keep losing

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tsundere-pout-petty-upset-gif-8657468

[ornate pasture]

halloo

[delicate granite]

The accusation video does say that the "engine moves" aren't premoves

[river shadow]

leme win this game rq

[wooden lava]

i am on my second chance account

i literally am speaking from experience that bots do not premove

[ashen star]

hi

[gloomy rain]

he just put you in for free content 😭

[delicate granite]

I also am speaking from experience 🥹

[ornate pasture]

hyd

[wooden lava]

so ur on a second chance account too?

[warm surge]

When will the chess c*m make hyper bullet rating system

[ashen star]

what

[wooden lava]

bookmaster

not blundermaster

[delicate granite]

experience with playing against bots

[ornate pasture]

how you doing

[wooden lava]

oh

[low tartan]

aint it alrdy there

[ornate pasture]

what 10 seconds?❤️‍🩹

[warm ginkgo]

1 blunder

[ashen star]

just read the chess talk

[delicate granite]

They do premove but are crazy innacurate

[ashen star]

bored

[wooden lava]

premoves are fun

[gloomy rain]

14 memories pattern just to get a blunder 🙏💔

[stoic imp]

bullet/blitz anyone

[heady iron]

I watch he's vedio and he said I'm like Human and Bot at the same time because i can premove a wrong move and when i didn't premove i see some goodmoves sometimes

[ornate pasture]

kinda random but can you give me some advice on something?😭

[low tartan]

whats ur elo

[delicate granite]

They have to think for at least more than 0.1 secs to make an engine level move

[warm surge]

Holy fck

[ashen star]

I'm 300 elo I don't have advice 😭

[warm surge]

I saw the video

[warm ginkgo]

Lol

[stoic imp]

im like 1000-1100 bullet

[ornate pasture]

its not abt chess do u know whats a prom

[wooden lava]

chess is the only time ai is not slop
due to ai being too advanced in chess

oh wait nvm

chatbot tournament

[low tartan]

💀 nop

[warm surge]

I will send his acc for review to ches com via my streamer frnd

[delicate granite]

The weird part is that when you think for more than 0.1 secs it's ALWAYS an engine level move

[warm surge]

Clanker users

[willow loom]

up for match gng?

[low tartan]

im in

[delicate granite]

It's fair to assume you're cheating when you think about it 🐇

[wooden lava]

what if my mouse is just slow and innacurate so i take at least 0.5 seconds

in a rapid game

[warm ginkgo]

Premoving: human
Not premoving: best move, engine move, bot move

[low tartan]

@willow loom ur username

[ashen star]

chat gpt vs gemini vs claude in chess who win

[stoic imp]

https://tenor.com/view/supa-bored-bored-tired-sleepy-anime-gif-17341023

[delicate granite]

That's kinda on you 💔

[river shadow]

at my prime i had 9 blunder

[wooden lava]

wrong

it's on logitech

[ornate pasture]

its like a party they do for graduation of highschool

[honest oar]

neither because chat models are bad at chess

[blazing crescent]

damn

[willow loom]

wait sending you

[open herald]

Prom

[delicate granite]

Your fault for not buying a better mouse

[wooden lava]

lmao true

[gloomy rain]

human and bot at the same time, everyone have that in a lucky moment like you just pre-fire somebody in the smoke and they dies, why he think premove great moves is cheat btw, it exist and allowed

[delicate granite]

jkjk

[ornate pasture]

gemini, kaggle did a tournament of that

[river shadow]

remember when rook g8 took rook a1

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sasukeuchiha10h

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1626 (1671 peak)
Blitz: 1181
Bullet: 1193

[delicate granite]

His premoves are terrible

[willow loom]

kosme066

[delicate granite]

That's the whole reason of the accusation

[wooden lava]

when the castle turns into a church

[river shadow]

lmfao

[low tartan]

ok sending you

[heady iron]

Yeah bro i understand him in the first he said the bot cheat will have a premove ingine but when he see me premoving bad moves he said then maybe the guy is legit and not legit and that is idk

[wooden lava]

and they sacrificed...

THE RUUUUUULES

[gloomy rain]

I did that sometimes, if i saw there is safe spot and hard to noitice, just go on it and they might lose from material or time

[warm ginkgo]

I hope Chess.com will eventually ban you for fair play 🙏

[river shadow]

broooo i'm taking king with my king

[ornate pasture]

please someone help😭😭

[wooden lava]

someone gotta install the chess: repent to jesus mod

to make everything a bishop

[rain lodge]

Guys I wanna play unrated rapid match against someone with a high ELO

[river shadow]

[wooden lava]

how high are you're elo

[river shadow]

i'm 2500 is that high enough?

[wooden lava]

a mod where every piece is a bishop

[warm ginkgo]

1600 1800 💀

[rain lodge]

1750

[wooden lava]

oh hell

[visual tapir]

Taken’s puzzle of the day. Level: Medium

[warm ginkgo]

Must be 2k+

[rain lodge]

this is high enough to fck me up

[lilac fulcrum]

i am tired of this guy saying "ChEcKing Me? buT i Can BarEly sIt uP!" so i gave him the disrespect gambit

[delicate granite]

Ra3?

[warm surge]

@heady iron shame on you , you fk1n pu££sy

[visual tapir]

Okay continue the calculation

[warm surge]

Ruining my game

[delicate granite]

That's a bit too far 🥀

[stoic imp]

js push b pawn?

[river shadow]

lmfao

[wooden lava]

where did that knight even come from

[warm surge]

Nah

[lilac fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/withered-rose-wilted-rose-wilted-rose-sad-gif-17744787053523297376

[warm ginkgo]

Little Gotham bot

[rain lodge]

Lyme3

[delicate granite]

Rook takes.. b6! Rb3 -> b7 and it can't be stopped

[visual tapir]

You loose the exchange and you only up one pawn and it’s a draw

[honest oar]

[wooden lava]

making clickbait from a young age

[delicate granite]

Wilted Skull Emoji

[visual tapir]

How about Ke7

[narrow scroll]

Who made this edit

[gloomy rain]

did bro checkmate him with a underpromoting knight

[warm ginkgo]

Anyone around 700 elo can 1v1 me?

[delicate granite]

b7, Ke7 -> c7

[stoic imp]

why how ca he even defend it, if he takes c6 you js push again.if he plays rb4 you js push c7

[visual tapir]

Well done

[wooden lava]

oh wait

i forgot about promotions

[lilac fulcrum]

easy checkmate if you have 5 pawns

[wooden lava]

so thats where the knight came from

[pulsar shore]

Sup guys

[visual tapir]

You loose both pawns for one

[warm ginkgo]

Can anyone around 700 elo 1v1?

[wooden lava]

whats ur elo

[pulsar shore]

Who wanna play

[lilac fulcrum]

RoyalChess_9

[warm ginkgo]

Rook takes pawn

[stoic imp]

dont knowush im not seeing it

[lilac fulcrum]

rapid game unrated

[warm surge]

Cheaters should be executed

[rain lodge]

Elo?

[warm ginkgo]

Ok

[lilac fulcrum]

cause its 2am my brain is prob not at its best

[pulsar shore]

Not that much like 1400

[jolly pasture]

what sort of cheater

[gloomy rain]

sure, only unrated cuz im scared of losing elo from fake 700 elo

[lilac fulcrum]

ahh message

[wooden lava]

goofy ahh takes

only executions for cheaters

are cheating on deeply commited relationships

with 10 other people

[sturdy rapids]

chess.com state in iraq and levant

[warm surge]

The one who uses a clanker

[rain lodge]

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[jolly pasture]

thats way too far

[wooden lava]

new response just dropped

[visual tapir]

Sorry idk why the video is so bad

[warm surge]

It's my opinion you don't have to agree with it

[pulsar shore]

Isaac05C
Come here

[warm ginkgo]

Im 100elo

[rain lodge]

I'll send

[wooden lava]

death penalty is not ethical

[gloomy rain]

The guy report you must love report button so much 😭

[wooden lava]

you reached your goal congratulations

[visual tapir]

Okay put me in the electric chair

[jolly pasture]

fake im 1000 i play like 700

[wooden lava]

who did you cheat on

[honest oar]

me :c

[agile wolf]

@river shadow Ggs man, that was clean…

[gloomy rain]

thats ez im gonna win with only my ahh

[stoic imp]

play b7? what am i missing

[visual tapir]

Rb6

And he stops the promoting piece

[stoic imp]

true

[lilac fulcrum]

he is 1200 btw 🥀

[warm surge]

I guess you are from a First World country where capital punishment is banned

[sturdy rapids]

btw my coach is a jordanian grandmaster

[warm surge]

Send location

[gloomy rain]

that still fine I am almost 1200 now

[wooden lava]

im from the philippines

a third world country

where there were extrajudicial killings

[honest oar]

aj don't even larp like you're not some chud ass child from some western nation

[pulsar shore]

I’m wait bro

[visual tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/geo-anthony-guessr-rainbolt-coordinates-gif-16914548363054376869

[river shadow]

meh

[warm surge]

Insert khabib meme

[lilac fulcrum]

im 698

[sturdy rapids]

im gonna guess you are iraqi

[wooden lava]

thats old

[rain lodge]

I've already sent it
wait I'll try again

[lilac fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/im-crine-lmfao-idk-funny-gif-17839070261635906856

[honest oar]

no they're actually an islamophobic child. they just like to troll and ragebait

[vital patio]

yoo everyone

[jolly pasture]

ok 800 y/o

[visual tapir]

Chat yall are invited to the FIDE Classical Medicine Hat, Canada Chess tournament

[wooden lava]

oh

elo

[sturdy rapids]

these children are the only reasson why i support pdfs

[vital patio]

donnt have money to go there

[jolly pasture]

you should be in dust rn

[honest oar]

???

[sturdy rapids]

i know its a blunder sorry

[honest oar]

exscuse me

[jolly pasture]

word > pdf

[wooden lava]

i prefer powerpoint presentations

[sturdy rapids]

[wooden lava]

unless you mean...

[visual tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[honest oar]

<@&745328830649991179> 😭

[sturdy rapids]

ig

[jolly pasture]

WHY

[ornate pasture]

[sturdy rapids]

whats wrong its a file format

[wooden lava]

did you really mean pdf as in the file type or...

it sounds too risky to use that sentence

[sturdy rapids]

file

[gloomy rain]

what is pdfs

[wooden lava]

a file type for homework and documents

[sturdy rapids]

a file that you print

[visual tapir]

Chat has not a single brain cell

[jolly pasture]

yeah i agree

[wooden lava]

we invested it in elo and school

[honest oar]

the way they

[jolly pasture]

but word is better

[sturdy rapids]

word makes pdfs

[wooden lava]

google docs is way better

[sturdy rapids]

ew

[jolly pasture]

no ?

[visual tapir]

Your school makes you think in a box

[sturdy rapids]

one drive mogs

[gloomy rain]

they silent alr

[wooden lava]

but i need a job

[stoic imp]

weirdo

[jolly pasture]

cringe

[honest oar]

jfc the way they're using it is because of the word "pdf file"s similarity to "pedphile"

[heady iron]

can someone play with me i will stream now guys

[gloomy rain]

what is pedphile then

[sturdy rapids]

no one is weird untill a hater has a diff opinion

[wooden lava]

oh

for those people who support the second word

ou are horrible people

[sturdy rapids]

wtf

[gloomy rain]

alr, rapid only

[sturdy rapids]

why did you say this word

it should be banned

[wooden lava]

evil

pls lets not talk about this here

[visual tapir]

My TikTok comments are literal aids

[sturdy rapids]

[ornate pasture]

ûŵû

[honest oar]

dude literally went "I support child molesters" and when I react negatively people act like im the odd one

[jolly pasture]

whats that supposed to mean

[ornate pasture]

what was the video😭

[sturdy rapids]

a cake is cake even if its pancake

[visual tapir]

I got one and it pays well going to school too

[gloomy rain]

because i dont know what it is?

[wooden lava]

i don't support child molesters

[delicate granite]

Wouldn't it make more sense to play hyperbullet again?

[visual tapir]

It’s a TikTok

[sturdy rapids]

i dont support those

[ornate pasture]

what was it abt i mean

[visual tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[honest oar]

i meant this dude

[agile wolf]

How’d I do??

[wooden lava]

child molsters should go to hell

[ornate pasture]

😭😭

[visual tapir]

It was a rant about how I lost a lot of elo in a month

[jolly pasture]

IK WHY DID YOU EXPOSE HIM EVEN MORE

[wooden lava]

anyone who even thinks of doing that to a child

is too far gone

[sturdy rapids]

yea thats what i told some people in a 4 player lobby in amongus

[wooden lava]

anyway

back to chess talk