#💬〡chess-talk
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ciao*
chess
also we said that you probly wouldnt
whats that
fortnite dlc
Getting on the blacklist
oh shiii yeah sorry dude I'm too broke for fortnite 🙏 🙏
it’s a free game but wtv😭✌️
free game btw 
Yay
Fornite is for young people
Weird place to resign
do u think I have money trees in my yard or something
naw fortnite is for elders, chess if for the youth now
Because I play ultra solid so nothing can break through
I mean chess has always felt like a kids game
i actually think you print money in ur house
No
the only thing im printing is pictures of feet
I love defending
Fair reasoning
Tf
who doesn’t
I hope this is bannable
This is the Chess.com profile of thegreatestblundermaster. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1192 (1253 peak)
Blitz: 1408 (1440 peak)
Bullet: 1667 (1684 peak)
if they ban for this its a sad server then
I was mocking them :p
hi
sacrebleu
How long does it usually take to get from 500 elo to 800 elo?
😂
4 years
5 years on avg
who wants to play tho
1 month
😭actually?
Actually 🤡
halloo
He guys what's up
Who’s he guys
The sky
heyy hru
Yo so true
Brilliant move
hey everyone
Actually the ceiling
hallo
nah 💀 thats like maybe to 2k lmao
Nah i am outside
1800 10+0 GAME
What’s true is you will never make it out of 1800
hru?
You can make a Brilliant move after your opponent makes the best move??
Naww fr? 😭
maybe not you
can we do 1+0 instead

i‘m great, you?
Username is my discord name
MORMONS PICKIN A FIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yeah fine too just watched a movie maybe ill get back to playing chess soon took a bit of a break
u play bullet?
😂
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALLOWED ONLINE !?
No just 30 minutes
I'm back.
That’s Amish
too much timeee
chess guys
you should play otb then
hallo
Hello!
hey 👋
I do 👍🏻
my prediction is that he does
Chess club BYU
awh just a tad too slow
what is your fide/or country rating?
Sup
lol
1500s
The King, fighting very gallantly, sustained the shock of the enemy, who, however, with their firearms obliged those about him to give way, till, the Swiss arriving and the cavalry charging them in flank, the Spaniards were repulsed. But the Germans easily broke the Swiss with great slaughter, their valour no way corresponding that day with the courage they had shown in previous battles. The King, in the meantime, having been with a great number of his men at arms in the midst of the battle, and endeavoured to stop the flight of his men, after a long combat, his horse killed under him, himself wounded in the face and in the hand, and fallen to the ground, was taken by some soldiers who did not know him. But when the Viceroy came up he discovered himself to him, who, after kissing his hand with profound reverence, received him prisoner in the name of the Emperor.
hm not bad not sure how long youve been playing but still not bad
Blud they worship the aliens, technology like this is nothin.
bro should be a writer
Year about
oh then thats rly impressive actually
I watch Gotham chess
i want my own planet and 12 wives
maybe i should become a mormon
check your dms mister
Not exactly how it works.
same though ive beaten ppl around his rating
Wait no those are the scientologists 😭
I always get scared
Whoa
no when mormons die they get their own planet
ngl I like levys role in chess just to promote it to beginners
No.
oh god not scientologist 😭
dude read your own book
what the heck is this side bit we be chess
you get your own planet and you're with your first wife
Not true at all.
yeah but it even helps me and iam near NM level, he just says some things I don't think about
in living you can marry many wives but when you die you get your first only
Read Doctrine and Covenants
really? Whats your otb rating then?
ngl I hate all these social media challenges but like this one hell yeah
Gg
Also I’m not here to talk about religion only chess.
it is an account of the battle of pavia, its in wikipedia uwu
It's peak ngl
I am 2160 canada rating but my peak was 2177 and I have a NM norm
romnney2028 ur username not showing up
you got the mormon daddy as your pfp 😭
ok 😭 lmao
How often do you play?
Gg
Usually daily but ive taken a few days break
I play two 30 min games a day most of the time.
gG
Oh thats solid, do you need norms in canada for the title?
Your discord pfp and username doesn't match chess.com account lol
im gonna go soak with my gf (teto) bye
true that
yeah sadly 3
This isn’t funny.
I should have trade the rook
10+0 1800 WOOO
yeah would be good
It's not a lie tho
ok soaking isn't mormon but everything else i said is 100% true. When you die you get your own planet and you are there with your first married wife.
You guys get all your info from social media.
30 mins is crazy time
I can tell
hi guys this is chess
thats crazy I dont have such patitence online tbh
average gen z or alpha lmao
Usually after classes
Nice to meet you chess, I'm Nihil
I need to study more lines
There’s some niche Nimzo Indian lines I’ve been playing
damm thats honestly rly nice
whats the line? I dont see it
Usually I play nimzo so yeah id recommend it
If king takes, queen h5
Kxf7 Qh5 Kg8 Rxe4!
if g6 then its just losing
j
im not sure if this is woke or not
after back to Kg8 how does the rook sac give an advantage
This one was today
I had a similar sac otb
bxh6 and kxf6?
hi
hello 👋
Hi
hello sweetie
Yo
me
where can i send the link
Send your nick
@cursive pecan chess premium worth it?
lemme login one sec
I’ve been using books and a separate engine
can we do lichess i dont know my password
like during a game right
? ig
k then ill login and js checkmate u in like 20 moves
That’s cheating.
Obviously I mean’t outside games
what your elo, in rapid
67
But
idk bruh lemme login
Bruh come on That's a damn Dumb meme
It's been more then 1 year
it's not bro i have to adopt u for that statement
Sup, wanna be my coach?
What is even 67
bro my email isnt wroking
? What
Are u linux user?
windows
I want help to grind
Then you must be fine
who wants to play chess
I have my gf feet pics if you want
ok???
the currency of the future
elo
Crazy
Yea 😊 sure send me in dms😂
same
Broo
Perfect, you gonna be my coach?

Yes
Gg
GG
Feet pic to be coach?

Endgame is my worst
yeah
https://link.chess.com/play/N4GQ8A 1800 10+0 FUN AWESOME GAME
That's your feet
I didn't send anything yet, stop 
Chess talk please🙏
@verbal quest https://lichess.org/mYJdRGHD
Hey is 
yeah, yeah you right
My nick is Definite47
@moderator lichess link!
??
jk
How do we start?
js click it
I clicked
oh u did alr lemme start
Now giving coaching to ppl for this
let me retire
who tryna play a rapid game
go
Me
I'll play
whats ur user
Thegreatestblundermaster
I cannot play
why
I don't have an account
u dont need one
i finally hit 1000 elo
ur not accepting challneges from peole my ratign @warm ginkgo
I think I accidentally declined
Congrats sweetie, do you want a hot coach?
Oh then what's your user
pardon?
I think it was duck7 or smt
Guys enough talks today
Now I need retirement

Dawggg ur a Fide master
heeeeell yea girl
I fucig can't just create an account in chess.com!!
i need to verify with phone number and I literall ydont have one
ill try again dude
i made it
@verbal quest
what am i looking at
A lot of miss but at least I en passant someone into abandonment
Check out this #chess game: littleloux vs RianaRei - https://www.chess.com/live/game/169150060832
































































1. Nc3 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. Ne5 Be6 4. e4 Nf6 5. f3 Nbd7 6. d4 Qc7 7. f4 dxe4 8. Be2 O-O-O 9. b3 g5 10. fxg5 Nxe5 11. dxe5 Rxd1+ 12. Kxd1 Qxe5 13. Bb2 Qxg5 14. g3 Bf5 15. h4 Qh6 16. Bc4 e6 17. Bc1 Ng4 18. Bxh6 Nf2+ 19. Ke2 Nxh1 20. Rxh1 Bxh6 21. Rg1 Rd8 22. g4 Bg6 23. h5 Rd2+ 24. Kf1 Be3 25. Rg3 Bf2 26. hxg6 Bxg3 27. Nxe4 Bh2 28. Nxd2 fxg6 29. Bxe6+ Kc7 30. Ne4 Bf4 31. Nf6 c5 32. Ne8+ Kd8 33. Ng7 Ke7 34. Bd5 Kf8 35. Ne6+ Kf7 36. Nxf4+ Kf6 37. g5+ Kxg5 38. Ne6+ Kf5 39. c4 h5 40. Ng7+ Kg5 41. Ne6+ Kg4 42. Kf2 h4 43. Bf3+ Kf5 44. Ng7+ Kg5 45. Ne6+ Kf6 46. Nf4 g5 47. Nh5+ Kf5 48. Ng7+ Kf4 49. Nh5+ Kf5 50. Kg2 g4 51. Be2 h3+ 52. Kg3 Kg5 53. Nf4 h2 54. Kxh2 Kxf4 55. Kg2 g3 56. Bf3 a5 57. Bxb7 Kg4 58. b4 axb4 59. a4 bxa3 60. Bf3+ Kh4
oh I didn't know they show ur elo I'm embarrassed
No, I think people need a cold one.
no need to be embarrassed, we all start somewhere
Being 250 better than 100.
I'm the 346 haha thanks
Better than 250 elo.
why am i not able to speak
You spoke.
Connect your Chesscom account by typing /connect
cheesedotcom
hello
cheese💔
@quiet flax gg
gg
Rematch?
guys i js started playing chess yesterday
no i was just bored
Ok
hello
wanna play?
Sure
ChessFX
jen1frr
i started two weeks ago
Chess cannot be this serious
it is that serious
@verbal quest ggs
Chess edits X chess movie O
sure man
ty for sharing my edit
holy aura
@verbal quest am i good
you are my idol if that's u, my liege and all
Bro it’s mine
it was stolen from me,tf
Jennifer if you beat me I’ll gift you nitro
yayyyy
Dawg
I am 2130
In another account
Ur role
💀
I can't follow more than 1 ruler
i reject your offer respectfully
I am kidding, I am 1000 on rapid
Wanna 1v1 me
bring it on then
😭 😭 😭 😭
I think I'm washed
Wait how old are you
wanna play
WE SHOULD PLAY
ok
yeah im down
Everytime I see someone <500
let’s play
22
do u guys wanna join vc
Damn girl
I almost had a heart attack from peak
youre young?
Yea I am 27
lets play then
yall are jit
Add snrase
holy old
27 is my Elo
I'm an unc of 20
how are you ancestor
The best chess edit I ever seen
Not the father tho
Who wants to play 10+0
I don't relate at all
@ember forum how do I get the weekly arena winner achievement?
I'm an unc of 18
Nice
He was trolling
i love women so much
your bones are brittle are too brittle to play chess unc
@moderator
🔥 post
I was just kidding
anyone wanna improve at chess
that typically is the plan
It's not that I pinged the server mod
Me
I can help
sure whats ur rapid elo
1200
whats your elo
that high eh
im not that good but I can teach
💀
holy lets run a game ill help u
you know i think ill stick with my current coach❤️🩹
Ok Im washed so ill might play like 100 elo
Im only 2k but ill get better
all good add me
User?
KasraTooReal
Hello
hi
Peak username
fr
yoo everyone
are you smurfing or cheating
i got kicked out of chess club for being gay 🙁
uh
they shoved me in a locker too
good for them ig
wym
did this really happen
@potent gulch
r u here?
hi
wow is it good there
your acc is super new and only 100 games for 2k elo
who wanna play im new
no i cant breathe
ban
im 1900 fide
how r u still alive
if you say so
thats fire
I play otb just started playing cc
help
who wanna play im new
proof
how r u still alive
i forgot does anyone wana play
sure
ok i js started playing yesterday
I mean my account is connected to my fide account just search up my name
yeah
dm me
send image
just search it up
AWW THE CAT ON THE RIGHT LOOKS SO CUTe AND THE CAT ON THE LEFT LOOKS STUPID
a brilliant just for me to lose wow
or look at my cc games i play quick and make mistakes sometimes
You maybe thought it wrong
what did u sac
i blundered my rook for a discovered check so i lost my queen
what did u sac there
Nah this is disrespect
knight
nvm i see it
Says the unc who is 20 and is 2000-2199 rated
though the black was going up
vietnamese kids are hard to beat omg bro what is this i lost my rook
I am dementiaш ашюю day brittle twice
anyone wanna improve at chess?
me
Huh?
sure whats ur elo rn
1780 rapid
Hell yeah
@potent gulch come bro online
I gotcha how many games
idk any of these guy
what games
@potent gulch
how many rapid games did u play to get 1780
cz if its like 10 ur not really 1780 yk
not bad
go review one of my games untill I finish the one im playing then ill help u
username
KasraTooReal
That is some nice improvement
look at what i found
I won
I had a literal rollercoaster
Hey people
Sup
I won a chess tournement
Hellooooo
I lost a chess tmt
I believe you
Supp
uhm, so?
bad wbu?
DMs?
sure
Thanks for your understanding
Bro I already DMd u
Of course
How are you badder when you won a chess tmt?
That’s the reason he is bad
Because I didn’t sleep
cheesedotcom
Ok
woah
SEND ME MORE CUTE CAYT PICC
chill there meowmeowmoemwow
What Elo e u guys
2600
SENT ME MORE
Really?
I beat a 2000 player once
yes trust
and you lost to me
MOREEEEE
once
We all did that once
WWAIT I REMEBER YOU
I trust you
LMAO I DID LOSE
3 MORE
LOL
3 MOREEE
Is she good
I got stronger tho 😡
tuff 😂
2 MOREE
She is bro, she has <500 as a joke
1 MOREEEEEEEEEE
Did you read any of the book?
Who doesn’t take them as jokes
okay thank youu
Lowk i wanna play her
mrrrp meow
nope i was finding some positional chess books but cant find one huhu 😭😭
do women play chess?
yes?
Hm let me check wait me like 10 mins
how u know
At the tournement a woman was about to beat me
thx :3
She was better than most of men
i wonder
no like abgs
tf are you on about
@safe folio just ping me T^T imma js eat rq
You seem very unemployed rn, wanna have a match?
Don’t be scared cuz I am 200 elo
im currently in a match rn
Found it
rly???
Bro where is the girl that beat you
coco milk
sendddddd AAAAAAAAAA. A A A A
talking about me?
She’s scared to play me again
Wanna play?
uhmm
I see
in a bit ^^
She’s scary
wbt me wanna play
tuff
Rase come play me
i said in a bit T^T
Add snrase, send 10 minutes rapid unrated
no I said in a bit
oh no my knight
whoops >.<
what type of asian ru
asian
right handed asian
Rapid - 1659 (1811 peak)
Nah I lied this book just yap bro
You are good

calm 100.
Whoaaaaaa
1790 rapid (2059 peak)
me too bro what region
Uwu
That’s good
But not in OTB tmts 🥀
pacific ocean
Cupid might be scary
wtf
333 sinister
Guys send invite i wanna play
?
i really am 🥺
55
sammeeeeeeeee actually nvm im from atlantic
sub 3
WRONG GIF
Blunder
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
WTFFGSYSYWUW
okay but people post this unironically
whys that gif there in the first place💔
Me after playing rapid arena:
idk
Perhaps
Who wanna play
Boxing arena
add me ill help u improve
Lets play
wait im in a match i just lost my 1800
Give ur user
@haughty swallow
Ayo wtf
😭
wtf
Chesstalk is finally back to it's original glory I see.
i was like "damn im vibing real good" and remembered i ate some shroomz :3
nooooo whats ur overall win precentage
dont frick up my high
wait
@candid merlin I put the book in myserver btw
I'm sending a challenge, be ready
Yall are ga
Meowwww uwu
average piracy moment
Guess the elo part 2 blitz 3+0
where do i check
What is this server even about bro 😭
ok good boy
2500
@sewermod
elo rn?
rizz??

Please never say that again like seriously
unity
You didn't even see the full video 😭 did you?
2485
Ok what 😭
im sorry 😭😭
1900
Its ok just don’t do it again
unity stop lurking
did you ping me?
It was fricking 800 💀
woah
uhh
@grim cragimagine you were a caveman and you're foraging for food and you come across a cluster of mushrooms and they're the only food you've been able to find so you eat them all then you as a caveman invents religion
I just did
by tripping astronomically hard
come out unity
No. uwu
i literally gasped
1800 to 2k?
shush
WTF
wtf
Sometime I might have to actually be a snitch
play me im a really good player for my elo
It was 800 💀
Crazy. Absolutely crazy.
lets play
what's this server even about
10+0m
Is this chess hub
ostensibly chess
ill beat you nxt time
sure
I like corn and herb
bruh unbelievable
DUDE WHAT OFFENSIVE
Pawn hub?
phess hub???
The moves are decent
Pls love me I'm good boy. 🥹
Can you help me improve
should i snitch? I don't wanna snitch, I've only ever reported like people being bigoted
Whats wrong with that
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not someone just being a troll and posting insane shit then deleting it
sharp......
wat
whats ur elo
boys what are we doing
There would be no proof so what's the point
RIZZ
mods can see deleted posts
fight now
what are you doing💔
fight now now now now wnoww
Forever bunned. uwu
dont even worry about it
im only 2007 but have a 72% win rate
Too strong
Wow
fat frickin losers they need exercise
im good
Ah, well, I mean whatever.
PLS PLAY ME
cool 1v1?
sure
i thought u were gonna play me T^T
K i will play u in my testing alt
it's entertaining and i enjoy this chat whenever they're not discussing chess so like
Did you send it? I don't see it
@merry hound this guy bought me a nitro
whatevs
Yea yea
@fading plank Its hypersonium
i didnt , you send it
- if they're not being racist or homophobic in some way i don't care it's not my place to bitch then
@patent laurel this girl checkmated my ass
@mods ban him
who
@mod
im a massive fatphobe
dude
The one I pinged
I checkmated hers. Avenged you. UWU
700
ACCEPT
ok
Yeah I am leaving this server ✌️🥹
anyone want to play me
its my testing alt and things not my real one
Women play chess??
but they are still growing they need the stored energy for playing and fun!
I’ll beat u bro
bet
i wish a girl would mate me too
send challenge
It's okay I took care of her uwu
sure
hell nawh 😭
But I won’t play since I don’t wanna checkmate you
i let girls win :3
son
Send challenge
why why why
fine
That happens to me all the time, that's why I'm in 1200 elo hell.
ok send user
Someone beat @candid merlin bro
wait actually I need to go to bed
SIMP
sniper monkey
i mate everyone
me next
aight
syba some people have never even dated anyone
Well, @rotund shell , my overconfidence killed me, GGs
ok send username
you strumpet
You haven't mated me tho.
w_sharpness
@jade relic gg bro but you are noob
good boy
So what?
@latent walrus got u bro
I am yes, when did I say I was pro?
🥹
i friended u play tmr
Wow yall are still up?
okay
You were too confident
ur not that good either
It's 10:23 am
sent u a challenge
this server is global
alr
Oh, I forgot time zones existed ;-;
What are you asian or smth?
Time zones exist bro
Lmao
Yes when did i say i was pro
Whatever country my bio says
dont listen to him we all pro for ourserlves
But the match was too easy like fr
Mechael Tal never beat me btw
"What kinda chinese are you?"
9+ material
u cant be talking crap when ur not good ysf
Hi, any1 down for some games?
I am THAT goated
Yeah, I forgot you had Bc5+
Bro you’re 2000
no shi son
Till then you were getting cooked
Yum
me is mikhail tal 🥶🥶
Is that your idol
Shi happens i had another one
sure
its fine we could play 4 fun
thats me uwu
lets go dms
Did chess make us gay
ill play were same rating
Add me on here I am about to clock out, I’ll let you know when we can play
Peak china moment.
Brilliant
😂
okay 1800 player looking for a chess buddy
sure
Magnus x Hikaru ✌️🥹
hello everyone
whats ur rating
Highest rank is GM. Gay Master. What did you think?
bromance 💢
I was 1800 two days ago
1000, looking for a chess buddy. Elo doesn’t matter
Sure, im 1811 who's tilted to 1659
what is ur current rating
I was 1800 2 years ago
Who want to play
like 2007 I think
300 looking a chess buddy
I’m 200 looking for a chess buddy
oh damn well r u willing to be my chess buddy?
Sure
OMg twinns
i asked @fading plank
im low elo too can i join
ok what is ur rating king?
Yeah but i volunteered too
i guess
Look on chesser to find your chess soulmate.
Im 1900
Irl
Bro
did they mean 200 or 2000...
Delete ts, not even funny
well king r u willing to be my chess buddy?
my rating is diabolically low
Here we go again. 😂
No
Same
Im pregnant
pregante?
so much for volunteering
Pregananant?!
<@&745328830649991179>
will this help me reach 800
Jk let’s be chess buddies
stfu
yes
Yes if you have got swag
bronion
hey im also becoming a chess buddy
Ethan are you married
100%
what?
Yo bro chill
Just a question
i was not expected to hear that question
first thing i see after joining the chat
Hop on chess!
no i am not married
😭
weren't you saing some shit earlier?
Do you wanna play?
is that jin sakai
is this real
what was the shit
It's not brainrot, it's just gayrot.
But you do sound old, not to offend or anything
cuh im terrible
No its IA
Whats ur rating
It’s fine
why are you sending it for no reason?fym son
Im 600
is it better to learn opening first, tactics, or endgames
uh would you explain what you mean by that
nah vro i got this from pinterest
Guys stop sending weird gifs
SON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 ium
Because sonion is sending nonsense, that's the response to nonsense.
ah yes im onions
stfu
Nothing really to explain, just curious to guess people age based on how they talk
monster mentioned, my man 🫂
Guess my age
guess my age man
17 or 15
That looks pretty gay
24 😭
Older than 23 or at least 20
"Theres something everyone is equal on. and that is death" - Johan Liebert
sure give me a sec
well i turn 19 in a few days so not that far off ig
Which month
June
I am 18 too and turning 19 soon
Panma is my wife
Honestly i like johan because he is much more philosopical and psychological
Shoot, mine is August
Ada wong is my wife
We’re not that far ig
What day
im agry
oh ur turning 19 too?
Welcome to unc city.
"You sound old"
"23 or older, atleast 20"
how old are you dude??
I’m hipnotized
Bro spam is just too much. I can handle gay gifs only.
hi hipnotized
do you love diddy or epstein more
Trsash is spitting
dude wants to get banned but knows he can't
Bars
Ban speedrun. 😭