💬〡chess-talk

[lavish kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-joker-lightning-eyes-sigma-edit-gif-7726744459099169109

[potent gulch]

I need a juice

[undone umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-ishowspeed-random-random-guy-random-kid-gif-9961336359344932847

[plain ember]

Lowkey you can't complain being stuck under 1000 if you have 10 bucks to spare

[marsh dock]

900 elo

[void quartz]

or steal one

[marsh dock]

I just flew from 750 to 900 elo

20 wins 1 draw and 1 loss

[undone umbra]

i recently did go from 800-100s

D:

[void quartz]

im 500 becuase i play 68 percent on avrege

[potent gulch]

Nah, just learning the wrong way maybe, I got to 1989 without spending a single buck

[marsh dock]

Tbh today is the only day I actually played like 22 games

[undone umbra]

might as well say 2k

[midnight terrace]

Just noticed there a new "tutor" thing on lichess.
"No AI nonecence, no gimmicks, just a statistical approach" hooked me in

[marsh dock]

I usually play 5 games max

[void quartz]

where do i find this

[marsh dock]

Also what's everyone's win percentage in each moods

[potent gulch]

I'd too, nowdays I only play 3 rapid 15+10

[plain ember]

And i got to 3000 witih spending money 😎

[mental loom]

ok

[potent gulch]

You're built different tho, twin 😞

[plain ember]

They added another reason they're better than cc

[void quartz]

i want a lawer

[undone umbra]

15+10 is so hard to play i get mentally stresed out if i play for that long

[marsh dock]

Bc of my jump from 750 to 900 and also me not playing that much

[mental loom]

we do check it, don't worry!

[marsh dock]

My win rate is 82%

[potent gulch]

It is but it increases a lot your calculation skills and focus

[void quartz]

i want a lawer

[marsh dock]

Why can't I send screenshot

What level should I be

[potent gulch]

Nicee!!! And thx for the good work!!!

[mental loom]

it seems you are a new member here

[undone umbra]

gg @void quartz

[marsh dock]

Is 900 good enough for me to now rest or should I push to 1000

[void quartz]

my brohter was on my account and he sent stuff

[lavish kelp]

Push to 3000

[undone umbra]

lol

[plain ember]

Just dont study any of them classic

[marsh dock]

Nah bro like I said I don't play alot

[potent gulch]

The old trick 😭🙏

[undone umbra]

just push to 1000 u might end up on 100

[mental loom]

give me evidence

[lavish kelp]

shoot for 1150 then

[plain ember]

Eliminate him

[marsh dock]

I'm in a good steak
20 wins 1 draw 1 loss

[marsh dock]

Ill try

[undone umbra]

nice

[tall oasis]

guys my cat was on my mouse and he accidentally played all the best stockfish moves sorry guys ):

[void quartz]

want a piture of a little kid kinda weird if you ask me

[mental loom]

It's my pleasure to support this community!

[marsh dock]

In my range no one can stop pyramid opening

[potent gulch]

Mittens being mittens 😞

[lavish kelp]

big coincidence, dw!

[marsh dock]

Thank u gotcham

[undone umbra]

london?

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-love-sticker-gif-20955923

[midnight terrace]

well, it was not much of a help. I kne this already

[marsh dock]

Queen pawn then bishop

U know the rest afterwards

[void quartz]

he got in trouble for being on my computer it wont happen again

[lavish kelp]

Gotham: ❌
Got ham?: ✅

[potent gulch]

He's just going all in atp

[mental loom]

I don't want a picture, I want proof how is your brother sent stuff

[marsh dock]

What an opening

Love u gotham

U tha goat

[undone umbra]

lowkey gotham the goat for us low elos

[potent gulch]

True

[marsh dock]

Agreed

[potent gulch]

We love Gotham

[marsh dock]

What an opening

[potent gulch]

My battery will run out, love y'all and have a nice night/day, see y'all!!! ❤️

[undone umbra]

even though we catch the occasional roast 💀💀

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-love-heart-heart-meme-gif-8544738290039808053

[marsh dock]

Tip for below 1000 elo newbies like me
Use the pyramid opening
It goes from Queen pawn to bishop

[void quartz]

speak english much i would be happy to be a tuttor but my laptop was on the couch while i was in the bathroom and he was on my computer going through my saved gifs

[plain ember]

How is that not much help it stated the stuff you need to work on

[undone umbra]

okay bro chill we get it u like the london system

[marsh dock]

I love it

Up for a 1v1

[undone umbra]

sure

[vagrant ember]

Wish me good luck I'm joining the tournaments once again

[marsh dock]

I'm in a good mood after my streak

[void quartz]

i do queens pawn opening but i bring knight out first

[plain ember]

Its way better than not having feedbacks, you have something that analyze your games to tell you what you need to work on

[undone umbra]

we both are similar elowhats ur id ?

[plain ember]

Good luckk

[proven wave]

Hi

[marsh dock]

Actually nvm sry

[undone umbra]

okay

[marsh dock]

My phone is 5%😭

[plain ember]

Break your neck 🥹

[undone umbra]

lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xielnewr

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Rapid: 588 (667 peak)

[marsh dock]

Hopefully I'll see u again when I'm free

[void quartz]

and wait look at this game

[proven wave]

I have one percent battery

[undone umbra]

sure

[marsh dock]

Bye bro

[void quartz]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/1393241249/analysis?move=44

[frosty peak]

xielnewr (589) vs. Wendy-BOT (1500)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. d4 Nf6 3. c4 e6 4. Nc3 Be7 5. g3 Nbd7 6. Bg2 c5 7. O-O Qb6 8. Be3 Qxb2 9. Nb5 O-O 10. a4 dxc4 11. Rb1 Qa2 12. Nc3 Qa3 13. Qc2 h5 14. Nb5 cxd4 15. Nxa3 dxe3 16. fxe3 Bxa3 17. Ng5 Bc5 18. Qc3 Nd5 19. Bxd5 exd5 20. Rbd1 Nf6 21. Rd4 b5 22. Qc2 b4 23. Rxf6 Rd8 24. Qh7+ Kf8 25. Rxf7+ Ke8 26. Qh8+ Bf8 27. Qxf8# 

[void quartz]

two brillants

after i blunderd

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/long-day-bored-tired-sleepy-freshly-showered-gif-15176860

I'm back.

[void quartz]

no one wanted to know that

[grim crag]

Thanks for keepin it real @potent gulch

[fierce moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1499939263721111614/1507232698505367552/ec9444e99816b5ff8fcdefca5320ab7a.gif

[tall oasis]

what a move

[tiny copper]

What's your favourite song

I'll listen to it rn

[grim crag]

Deadly stuff

[tall oasis]

Indeed

[tiny copper]

Bet

[tall oasis]

pretty sure queen trade was forced

[zinc prairie]

Under pressure

[grim crag]

I don't have one but rn I'm listnin to The boys are back in town by Thin Lizzy

[tiny copper]

I've heard that one tho fire tho

[tall oasis]

Steve my man

[tiny copper]

Not bad under pressure beats it tbf

[grim crag]

It does, a couple bi gods sang under pressure, no wonder.

[tiny copper]

I used to work weddings and could never tell whether the song was under pressure or ice ice baby

Schrödinger's melody

[fierce moon]

the Wretched wolf

[grim crag]

iib came after but yeah they sampled it

[tiny copper]

I'll listen 1 sec

[vagrant ember]

Yay

[tiny copper]

Freddy weren't bi

The bi god is peep

[tiny copper]

It's aight not my kinda music tho with no singing

[fierce moon]

fair

[tiny copper]

🤓👆🏻

[plain ember]

Peak pfp

[grim crag]

U ain't takin my bi freddy from me.

[zinc prairie]

Steve Rogers?

[tiny copper]

Wasn't he just gay straight up, we all watched the doc

If he was bi he would've just married the woman and been happy

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)

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Rapid: 483 (492 peak)
Blitz: 428 (peak)
Bullet: 462 (peak)

[slow badger]

Kmnjxinsdd

\sjisjiss

[vagrant ember]

Am I still a beginner

[tiny copper]

Yes ofc

[jade imp]

wsp

[slow badger]

Ofc My uncle is not begginer

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Apramey Kulkarni (apramey64)

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Rapid: 1483 (peak)
Blitz: 1056 (1173 peak)
Bullet: 1274 (1392 peak)

[tiny copper]

You're 400 elo with a below 50% win rate

[slow badger]

he is 2400FM

[nimble arch]

Why u still get points from 100

Oh because gap

[vagrant ember]

I don't know

[slow badger]

d/dx x9

Smarts can solve

[tiny copper]

+3 from a win against 400 elo difference ain't that unusual

It's like me playing a 700

I might get 3 elo

[frank valve]

Wrong server

[undone umbra]

difference b/w 400 and 00 is not that muh tbh

100*

[grim crag]

He never really defined it. It's up for debate.

[slow badger]

oh I need to tell that in my server broo

[frank valve]

Also you mean x⁹?

[molten plume]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjou-cat-500x-soup-slurp-gif-2518396184030093114

Ughhhh

[vagrant ember]

I just going to keep continue playing

Hope I get 500 today

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sir Adzhika (king_of_defence)

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Rapid: 1371 (1580 peak)
Blitz: 1246 (1255 peak)
Bullet: 1060 (1045 peak)

[tiny copper]

I mean if he weren't gay he just cheated for no reason lol

[stuck jasper]

Hmmm weird, it didn't update my old username and my rating

[lavish tapir]

Any thoughts on Dutch defense? Am preparing it for a tournament in which there aren't any 2000+ rated players so I thought Dutch defense would be easy since you can play it against almost anything other than e4

[grim crag]

At least I have Billy Joe fs

[molten plume]

Is queen the most important?

[tiny copper]

The piano man?

[stuck jasper]

One of my faves

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iam25-shivansh

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Rapid: 845 (1278 peak)
Blitz: 602

[jade imp]

Any 2000+ want to 1v1?

[undone umbra]

i just lost a game up 5 points D:
https://www.chess.com/game/live/169059083270?move=0

[frosty peak]

Pratonc (952) vs. VDizzleFoShizzle (957)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 Nf6 3. g3 Bf5 4. Bg2 Be4 5. f3 Bxb1 6. Rxb1 Nc6 7. f4 dxc4 8. Qc2 b5 9. Nf3 Nxd4 10. Nxd4 Rb8 11. Nc6 Qc8 12. Nxb8 Qxb8 13. Bc6+ Kd8 14. Qd2+ Kc8 15. O-O e6 16. Qe3 Nd5 17. Bxd5 exd5 18. Qe8+ Kb7 19. Qxb8+ Kxb8 20. Be3 Kb7 21. Rbd1 c6 22. b3 Bd6 23. bxc4 bxc4 24. Rb1+ Kc7 25. Bxa7 Ra8 26. Bb6+ Kd7 27. Bd4 Rxa2 28. Bxg7 Rxe2 29. Rfe1 Bc5+ 30. Kf1 Rxh2 31. Rb7+ Kd6 32. Be5+ Ke6 33. Bb8+ Kf5 34. Rxf7+ Kg4 35. Rg7+ Kf3 36. Re3+ Bxe3 37. Ke1 Rh1# 

[grim crag]

Armstrong. Green Day.

[slow badger]

my uncle wants to do

[tiny copper]

Reverse bird clears Dutch defence tbh

[lavish tapir]

I don't think anyone would be playing that 🥀

[slow badger]

I just typed /gif and this is what it is

[tiny copper]

Below 2k literally any named opening works so it's weird to act like any are superior

[shrewd badger]

lol - poor pink bunbun

[tiny copper]

Dutch is just as ass 2k+ but it's just more popular

[shrewd badger]

[indigo void]

Hello

[indigo void]

Aww what's ur elo

[grim crag]

Meow

[tiny copper]

1100

[indigo void]

Noiceee

[tiny copper]

Thanks king

[indigo void]

Me too but 1200

[lavish tapir]

I see makes sense

[slow badger]

https://tenor.com/rGLHaxyKSX9.gif

[indigo void]

Howw are you

[grim crag]

Me as well but 1300

[stuck jasper]

Do you play it?

[slow badger]

my memory

[indigo void]

Kinda same I got to 1300 but lost some rating

[tiny copper]

I play the pirc usually but have played it a couple times

[indigo void]

Radioactive cockroach

Btw guys

Pleasee try my websitee

My chess

[slow badger]

LMAO mine memory is litteraly a cockroach

[indigo void]

Loll how

[slow badger]

https://tenor.com/eVbhm6KYyHp.gif

[worldly jasper]

I enjoy placing my hand over a chess piece, moving it to a bad spot, letting go then immediately taking it back and say hold on hold on hold on. It's a good strategy .

[frank valve]

A cockroach movement is going on here

[slow badger]

cockroach party

[indigo void]

Lol what's with this cockroaches

[worldly jasper]

If move a piece to a spot and let go, you can still move it back.

[nimble arch]

Heya! Im recently studying the Dutch- more specifically the stonewall (so just remember im always talking about stonewall surch here) and looking to add it into my repertoire!

I honestly think it is a strong weapon practically, the opening structure is extremely consistent for me and i think its a viable weapon to learn and play with a low skill floor and a good skill celling

That being said, i dont recommend changing your openings for a tournament

[lethal widget]

Sweet Potato Fries>

[worldly jasper]

It's legal.

[jade imp]

Yo @faint shell is in the lichess server

[lethal widget]

No technically

[slow badger]

https://tenor.com/oOhHtLmtDuR.gif

[jade imp]

and even @hexed ridge

[nimble arch]

Theres also a lot of anti-dutches that are worth learning if you are lower than 2200 imo

[worldly jasper]

Technically I'm a tournament over the board situation you can.

[slow badger]

cat eww

[zenith bloom]

what is the maximum amount of elo you can have

[jade imp]

@fluid vine

[nimble arch]

Or just learn it anyways actually

[jade kite]

pixel i have a tourney tmrw and im washed send hep

[slow badger]

Infinity

[frank valve]

Rookie numbers

[nimble arch]

Ur underrated ur getting rating either way get sleep

[lethal widget]

You are talking about the 1 Magnus Carlson clip where Guekesh meant to play a square but let go to soon and Magnus let him do it

[slow badger]

omega

[jade kite]

surely i get to farm the aussies right

[lethal widget]

However no you can not just let go of your peice and move it agian in most chess situations

[jade kite]

idk ive not seen any of them in my life

[nimble arch]

Hmm im not sure

[slow badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cockroach-lightsaber-bug-star-wars-gif-12952211176771531594

[nimble arch]

Stop with the pointless

[worldly jasper]

No, just in general. Gukesh beats Magnus 9-1

[slow badger]

lightsaber fight what!?

[jade imp]

Any 2000+ want to 1v1?

[jade kite]

im hardstuck 2200 rn

[worldly jasper]

How about 200+?

[slow badger]

me'

[lethal widget]

1. Them in general not it is illegal to move a piece after you let go unless the opponent lets it happen 2. As of right now Guekesh is having one of the biggest downfalls in chess so imo no

[slow badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cockroach-spin-dancing-cockroach-gif-17373945

[lethal widget]

Don't get me wrong I still think Guekesh can possibly beat Magnus but as of right now it's closer then say last year

[jade kite]

whys my guy spamming cockroaches

[lethal widget]

They do anything when the kids aren't around

[lavish tapir]

I mean I used to play d5 against d4 and I just hated the idea of "let's see what your opponent does" that's why I wanna do dutch

[worldly jasper]

Gukesh will bounce back, just like my pieces do in tournament when I let them go and move them back. Which is legal. Don't question me, I am a referee in Ice Hockey. I know the rules.

[frank valve]

Your name is trol..

[slow badger]

cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach cockroach

[frank valve]

I think bro has officially lost it😔😭

He was a good friend

[slow badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cockroach-lightsaber-bug-star-wars-gif-12952211176771531594

[barren slate]

Ching ching i'm a Chinese Painter Ching Ching

[worldly jasper]

Stop pandering to the chess audience.

[lethal widget]

I wonder @Sever Mod

[slow badger]

ok lets talk about elo ratings

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasfish

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Rapid: 2194 (2213 peak)
Blitz: 2203 (2427 peak)
Bullet: 2023 (2162 peak)

[lethal widget]

Jesus Christ bro get some FIDE Elo at this rate

[worldly jasper]

Just admit that you let pieces go all the time and you just don't count it when it benefits you.

[jade kite]

this is disgusting

[worldly jasper]

Agreed

[lethal widget]

I don't cause I don't own a chess board

[jade kite]

im starting to push in a bit

[worldly jasper]

Bro

[silk jungle]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/169056787548 multitasking and playing bullet is crazy

[frosty peak]

GigelCuFataDePurcel (288) vs. Artem-Krylov (251)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 d6 3. Nf3 c5 4. Ng5 h6 5. Nxf7 Qe7 6. Nxh8 Nc6 7. Ng6 Nf6 8. Nxe7 Bxe7 9. O-O Nd4 10. c3 Nc6 11. d4 b6 12. dxe5 Nxe4 13. Re1 Nf6 14. exf6 Bd7 15. Qe2 O-O-O 16. fxg7 Bf5 17. Bd5 Na5 18. Qxe7 Bg4 19. Qb7+ Nxb7 20. Bxb7+ Kxb7 21. Re4 Rd7 22. Rxg4 d5 23. g8=Q Rc7 24. Rg7 Rxg7 25. Qxg7+ Ka6 26. Bxh6 Kb5 27. Na3+ Ka5 28. Qxa7# 

[lethal widget]

I mean you said admit it I can't admit to something I didn't do

[frank valve]

Mlbb full form?

[jade kite]

mobile legends bang bang

[tiny copper]

I swear I'm gonna catch rtrded being in this chat

[jade kite]

chat my procrastination might be getting out of hand

[jade kite]

its not contagious dw

[worldly jasper]

Now you are doubling down on your lie

Please proceed to the truth.

[lethal widget]

The truth is it is illegal to move your piece after you let go of it

And I don't own a chess board

[zealous marsh]

I don't even have my homework pages open yet

[vagrant ember]

Come on I got this

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)

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Rapid: 483 (492 peak)
Blitz: 426 (428 peak)
Bullet: 462 (peak)

[jade kite]

im 4 weeks behind on lectures

with 20 days left before exams

im way too chill for this

[jade kite]

whats the context

[lethal widget]

He's trying to argue if it's illegal to move a piece after you let go of it

[zealous marsh]

My research paper hasn't even gone past the introduction
I'm still 300 points away from my English online participation requirement with 4 days to go
I'm in Japanese class
I have midterms tomorrow

[lethal widget]

And that's the official FIDE rule

[jade kite]

once u let go it counts tho

[jade kite]

locked out final boss

[jade imp]

is anybody over 2k + elo?

[jade kite]

maybe

[worldly jasper]

In most tournaments they disregard article 4 because it's xenophobic

[jade imp]

yo can I 1v1 you

[radiant grail]

yo as a 1200

[jade kite]

huh just say adjust

[zealous marsh]

At least half the urgent stuff is done so that's all I have to do

Not bad, but still horribly taxing

[lethal widget]

Ah yes a chess rule is Xenophobic

[jade kite]

lowkey i wanna say jadoube in a tourney

[worldly jasper]

You don't know what you are talking about! I play checkers all the time.

[jade kite]

bro sometimes when i play checkers my opponent hides his bishop or someting

it snipes me from behind

[worldly jasper]

Yea, bishops are annoying in checkers.

[jade kite]

yeah and then he stands behinds me and wallhacks

[uneven musk]

damn great play

[worldly jasper]

When I am chopping down a wall it takes more than a few hacks.

[radiant grail]

real thanks

[jade kite]

u might have to learn from a lumberjack

[worldly jasper]

Excuse me? They prefer to be called treehuggers. Lumberjack is quite offensive

[slim gulch]

[jade kite]

my bad i have not been up to date with the terms

[minor blaze]

is 1800 fide equivalent to 1900 rapid online 😂✌️

[ivory compass]

Idk I’m 2000 fide and 2200 online

[tall oasis]

bro is so disrespectful

[jade kite]

idk im 1600 fide and 2200 online

[ivory compass]

Does bro mean 2200 bullet

[worldly jasper]

You owe all tree people an apology.

[ivory compass]

Bro plays 1 fide tournament a year

[vagrant ember]

Yay

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)

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Rapid: 483 (492 peak)
Blitz: 435 (peak)
Bullet: 462 (peak)

[sweet drift]

almost 400 elo on bullet again

[vagrant ember]

Everything is coming together

[tiny copper]

Anyone want a game

[sweet drift]

Magnus said thats when players are good

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> g41st-krieg

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Rapid: 343 (358 peak)

[nimble arch]

Im not sure what your experience is in chess but if you have substantially more experience in one thing its stull unwise to switch to another last moment, i think before you switch you should learn it and test it and then maybe it makes it into your rep

[worldly jasper]

Don't chess if you want to splurge on Tacos.

[spring widget]

you want to easily win? cuz I am like 343 elo

[jade imp]

UNTILL THE 1600'S CASTLING REQUIRED 2 MOVES

[tiny copper]

https://link.chess.com/play/VdE7Id

[vagrant ember]

I'm still a beginner master

[tiny copper]

More wanted to flex my og name

[jade kite]

nah rapid and i was higher in blitz

[jade kite]

u may be onto something

[worldly jasper]

Bruh I will ban the rest of the world

[spring widget]

aight

[copper elbow]

where do I report people doing shady stuff on this discord?

[nimble arch]

Take advantage dont complain

[tall oasis]

i won

[worldly jasper]

I have the power to ban them

[tiny copper]

You don't allow them

[tall oasis]

easily

[nimble arch]

I would like my opponents to do this

[tiny copper]

Diddy discord

[copper elbow]

wdym I dont allow them?

[jade kite]

i did that in a fide tourney before

[tiny copper]

Don't allow them

[jade kite]

i also lost rating from that

[nimble arch]

If i was ur opponent i would nt be upset

[nimble arch]

Oh

[jade kite]

lol

i had a 1700 fide play a4 h4 against me and i drew

like old 1700 fide not the inflated goofy now

[copper elbow]

ok but shouldnt they be banned for dming people for ads?

Like I joined this discord not even 2 hours ago and I have an account with an ai profile pic in my dms asking me if I want to download a game he found that has a rating of 3 stars on steam

I dont want these people dming me and I dont think anyone here wants that

We are here for chess, right?

[tiny copper]

Yes

[tiny copper]

Well no but we're also not here for that

[copper elbow]

wdym?

[tiny copper]

This servers more than just chess but weirdos and scammers should get banned yes

[copper elbow]

ok

so where do I report them?

[tiny copper]

Idk

[gritty ibex]

Does anyone wanna play some bullet Im 2400

[tiny copper]

Sure

https://link.chess.com/play/qoM1PN

[lyric kiln]

Hey yall

[fierce moon]

if greeting people is your power, what are you without it?

[jade kite]

a chill guy

[vital orchid]

hello 🙂

[gritty ibex]

genius billionare playboy philanthropist

[vital orchid]

how are yall

[gritty ibex]

what about u bro if greeting people is your power, what are you without it?

[vital orchid]

so what do i do to inporve the fastest

huh

[fierce moon]

if mispelling is your power, what are you without it?

[gritty ibex]

power of bad english ig

anyone good at bullet here

[fierce moon]

me

[gritty ibex]

what ur rating my man

[fierce moon]

''500''

[gritty ibex]

bullet is not ur power

[zinc prairie]

There's something wrong with my discord.

[undone umbra]

i got to 1000 bullet by taking their quuen on move 2

[lucid bridge]

does anyone here good at Caro Kann?
i wanna train playing against it.
30 min chess

[gritty ibex]

LOOK AT THIS GENIUS

[fierce moon]

use alien gambit

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> muhdeo

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1394 (1410 peak)
Blitz: 1477 (1549 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (1741 peak)

[gritty ibex]

Use the buriburigosaamala method

[lucid bridge]

not a fan tho

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MICHAEL SEBASTIAN FRANCO - MOLINA (thecase10000)

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Name: MICHAEL SEBASTIAN FRANCO - MOLINA (thecase10000)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1150 (1166 peak)
Blitz: 711 (716 peak)
Bullet: 501 (630 peak)

[fierce moon]

so good at this game

[narrow scroll]

I stopped playing caro not that good, play Scandinavian

[boreal bramble]

havent touched rapid in like 4 months

[lethal widget]

Grinding to 600 Bullet had been hell

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dominic Mitchell (badmariogamer)

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Name: Dominic Mitchell (badmariogamer)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 181 (797 peak)
Blitz: 132 (181 peak)
Bullet: 220 (527 peak)

[fierce moon]

ik

[vital orchid]

video i am watching is too funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMuGpZozOFs/

[sweet drift]

had been? 👀 u made it?

[lethal widget]

Has*

[jade kite]

just play more trust

[vital orchid]

watch it bro

[jade kite]

ive lowkey been cooking

[sweet drift]

Nice I almost hit it at 550 but 300 now to try again

[lethal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-gif-26239720

[abstract frost]

I am speechless

[vocal musk]

report for verbal abuse and move on. he'll get muted or banned

[abstract frost]

nah it ain't that deep 🙏😂

[minor blaze]

Just do it lol takes 3 clicks

Teach him somethng

[sweet drift]

I still can't believe I got this 90.7 accuracy in queens gambit bullet, I can say ik the opening now

[vocal musk]

i'm reporting them

[dense crystal]

guys are you rooting for sindrove or gukesh?

[raven radish]

Litt bro 🔥

[dense crystal]

not bad

[dense crystal]

😭

[vocal musk]

who is sindrove? a new player? you probably mean sindarov....please spell the players names correctly to show respect for them.

[sweet drift]

Sindarov all the way, I believe in him

[dense crystal]

same

[sweet drift]

I saw the game with Magnus it was epic

[dense crystal]

:/

[dense crystal]

fr

[candid merlin]

yo chat should i memorize 44 move sequence of Garry Kasparov vs Topalov Veselin and post it online? (im 500 elo 😂😂💔)

[dense crystal]

try

[candid merlin]

i got vergil's dedication rn its temporary

[dense crystal]

better not put to waste

[candid merlin]

real

[raven radish]

What game with Magnus

[dense crystal]

free style

[raven radish]

I’m gonna check it out

[round bone]

Alien gambit ❤️

[dense crystal]

bongcloud better

[round bone]

Can I smoke a bongcloud with you

[granite cairn]

Did you try the spartan opening where your king goes all over the board?

[patent patrol]

Hi

[round bone]

Nope I haven't

[granite cairn]

Try it lol

[round bone]

But sounds fun

[little relic]

what do you guys feel about this pawn spam https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264610869111947397/1507078753833062540/ScreenRecording_05-21-2026_21-23-17_1.mov?ex=6a1140b7&is=6a0fef37&hm=408e3cf4994de83460b2d6863021b14db0dd3fd024d3d05c46a801f9ffff03cc&

[jade kite]

nd5 is so bad vro and then Bb5 like what

good play on ur end to pressure tho

[little relic]

yea he blundered the knight but it was so funny to spam only pawns for 9 moves (except a forced capture with king)

that bishop got squeezed

[candid merlin]

guess what

king was supposed on a7 but wtvr

im practicing T^T

[patent patrol]

If u do it in the alekhines it’s called the squirrel

[vagrant ember]

Sorry sir this is not the London how tell me how

[candid merlin]

😂

[rustic mulch]

you played bishop f4 instead of knight f3 first

[cobalt oxide]

Guys

[patent patrol]

Actually this one mokele mbembe

[candid merlin]

[patent patrol]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe

[vagrant ember]

Can someone show me a video of how to play the London

[rustic mulch]

gothamchess

[raven radish]

Go to London and bring a chess board with you

[vagrant ember]

I watch YouTube videos for this and it's not working

[rustic mulch]

why do it matter what the computer calls the opening

[vagrant ember]

https://youtu.be/dksvHyyI_Vo?si=SYQNeajKF2LzMSBf

[cobalt oxide]

Guys I learnt a trap from a TikTok and got to play it out today

[vagrant ember]

The video is not working

[rustic mulch]

fym not working

its chess play the moves

it doesnt matter what chess.com says

[vagrant ember]

What counts as a London system

I see so many people got it

[rustic mulch]

the normal london system is 1. d4 d5(or almost any move) then 2. knight f3 etc

[shrewd sun]

Yea, they played Re8 in the game

[round bone]

Get this position

[vagrant ember]

I get that position 100 times before

[gaunt torrent]

chill brooo

[rustic mulch]

mf read what i just said

[round bone]

Get the position

[cobalt oxide]

lol

[raven radish]

He’s kinda slow bro lmfao

[rustic mulch]

dudes gonna become like 99% of london players and play the exact same dumb shit each time

[vagrant ember]

So is the knight first then the sniper

[rustic mulch]

Yes bro

[vagrant ember]

?

[rustic mulch]

sniper

dog

[vagrant ember]

It's called the Bishop from the 69 dimension

[rustic mulch]

ig bro

[raven radish]

Wierd pick up line

That’s chess for you

[round bone]

67

[vagrant ember]

Get out

[round bone]

Okay:(

[next estuary]

People on tiktok piss me off so much😭

[cobalt oxide]

The move order isnt all that important

[vagrant ember]

I was joking ):

[vital orchid]

what happens if you have a king and queen in a badroom along 🙂

[leaden saddle]

67

[round bone]

Bye bye

[cobalt oxide]

Or at least that part of it

[vagrant ember]

Nooooo

[leaden saddle]

They'll mate

[proper glade]

yow i need help with game analysis can anyone help?

[cobalt oxide]

Wassup

[rustic mulch]

theyree actually sped

[leaden saddle]

Yo

[proper glade]

halo

[raven radish]

Stay woke tho 😭🙏ya never know you talking to some ai’s rn

[leaden saddle]

What happened

[vagrant ember]

Oh my God is hikaru

[leaden saddle]

Actually yeah

I'm streaming right now

On twitch

[vagrant ember]

You are the top two Right

[leaden saddle]

Yeah

[next estuary]

So theres this video about the Shannin number. U know what that is right?

[rustic mulch]

yeah he is lets go donate and spam the Ws 😂😂🤣👏

[worthy stream]

.

[leaden saddle]

See I told you

[cobalt oxide]

No but I'll look it up

[rustic mulch]

@vagrant ember gift him money and nitro he said he will shout you out

[vagrant ember]

I am broke unemployed no job

[proper glade]

in this position lmao analysis bar says its +3 for black idk why

[leaden saddle]

No need to do that

[next estuary]

And i comment that its just an estimate and ut could be wrong. Now people are debating me and insulting me about how "stupid" i am😭

[raven radish]

Do you wanna hear a joke

[leaden saddle]

Donating to me is like pouring water in the ocean

[vagrant ember]

I learned nothing from top chest

[leaden saddle]

💔

[rustic mulch]

money isnt water

[worthy stream]

what joke

[leaden saddle]

Top chess?

[leaden saddle]

It's 6-7

[vagrant ember]

You know top chess

[leaden saddle]

Yeah

[worthy stream]

lol what

[cobalt oxide]

You mean the amount of possible chess positions?

[leaden saddle]

He just posts games

[raven radish]

What did the fish say when it bump on a wall

[leaden saddle]

Shanin number? I gotta check that out

[cloud patio]

does anyone know how to transfer my chess.com courses to chessable

[leaden saddle]

What's that about

[rustic mulch]

Get chessly

[cloud patio]

I bought courses on chess.com before my dumbass found out about chessable

[next estuary]

Yes.

[cloud patio]

no im trying to use dvoretsky and rios pawn structures

[cobalt oxide]

People say its large than the amount of atoms in the conceivable universe

[cloud patio]

not openingd

[leaden saddle]

Oh yeah, the amount of chess positions possible will break your mind

[worthy stream]

say what

[modern meteor]

2 brilliants in one game i’m actually improving a lot

[leaden saddle]

Something called chess blindness

[cloud patio]

does anyone know how to transfer my chess.com courses to chessable

[leaden saddle]

We live

We love

We lie

[next estuary]

I said its just an estimate and it couks be wrong, now peopel are debating me.😭
Some guy even compared the Shanmon number to a deck of cardz💀

WHY CANT I TYPE

[low flint]

where can i get help for the voice chat thing?

[raven radish]

Dam

[low flint]

cause i linked my account and nothing

[leaden saddle]

It's only an estimate it's much more

[worthy stream]

😭 🙏

[supple fable]

you can just join any voice i think

[leaden saddle]

[low flint]

i thought so too but it wont let me talk

[next estuary]

Exactly, or could less, we dont know but people on tiktok are so braindead that they dont undetstand that its quite possibly wrong

[cobalt oxide]

Its a cool thing but its more mathematical than practical positions

[leaden saddle]

Yeah, it takes estimationa like average number of moves in a chess game and average number of possible legal moves in a turn

[autumn bramble]

CAN I GET FROM 1250 TO 1400 IN A WEEK?

[leaden saddle]

I think it could be less or more

[cobalt oxide]

It also includes illegal positions so its kind of meh

[supple fable]

try connect first i hope its worked

[cobalt oxide]

To me at least

[leaden saddle]

Illegal positions?

[elder loom]

Imagine they conduct a tournament on monthly basis, choosing top 1000 winners having the membership 🥀 that'd be very nice of them

[low flint]

@supple fable I am still muted x.x

[abstract frost]

suit yourself man

[next estuary]

True

[worthy stream]

i literally got 200 elo increased on blitz in less than a week after taking a break for 6 months

[cobalt oxide]

Also dont worry I will charge my phone

It won't die on me

[next estuary]

Yeah. U seem to know a lot about it jeez.

[supple fable]

what if try connect to chess.com should work i hope

[leaden saddle]

Oh nah I didn't know that one I have to be honest

Well u always learn something new everyday

[cobalt oxide]

Yeah...

[leaden saddle]

❤

[low flint]

@supple fable I linked them but nothing happened

@supple fableDo i have to call for a mod or something?

[leaden saddle]

Nah I just looked it up and a little information about how it works

Anything else is just putting the pieces together

[supple fable]

maybe its glitched

[supple fable]

i dunno 😭

[leaden saddle]

U have to be trustee

[sweet drift]

Why is 400 bullet not same level as 400 rapid?

[leaden saddle]

My friend u have to have trusted role I think

[low flint]

trustee

[worthy stream]

bullet won't help u improve anything actually

[cobalt oxide]

Why are you asking me?

[leaden saddle]

Someone told me

[low flint]

I linked my account though

[leaden saddle]

My friend

[cobalt oxide]

Its okay to of course just wondering

[low flint]

thats what i am not understanding

[signal snow]

400 rapid is like 800 bullet

[glass plinth]

this message was deleted for everyone

[sweet drift]

I know it does help with time because I use to take too long before

[low flint]

<@&745328830649991179> I need help i am not sure if i am doing something wrong and was wondering if i am able to speak in vc i linked my account and thats what i thought i had to do to speak in your vc but i am not sure whats going on as i linked my account and nothing 🙁

[next estuary]

Fair

[cloud patio]

guys how do i contact chess.com customer support so i can request my courses to be transferred to chessable

[sweet drift]

yea I was wondering why its not the samep

[worthy stream]

blitz will help u to improve time management. If u can play blitz u can play both rapid and bullet effectively

[leaden saddle]

do u guys think that if the best chess players came together and played stockfish and they 10 years to make a move

• The best chess players in a group (prime)

• they don't get tired, hungry or even die

• they have 10 years to make a move

Would they beat stockfish or even draw

[cloud patio]

most likely draw if its the best version of stockfish\

[leaden saddle]

Pretty fun thought experiment

[wise arch]

This weeks brilliant collection

[cloud patio]

best version of stockfish can like calculate a trillion positions per second

[leaden saddle]

Yeah but 10 years is a lot

[cloud patio]

you think they can beat stockfish?

[leaden saddle]

I wanna hear oswalds take on this

[leaden saddle]

I don't think so but draw is possible

Even drawing is crazy

[cloud patio]

best case scenario is they draw

[leaden saddle]

Draw against stockfish is INSANE

[simple nova]

Draw at best

[wise arch]

Beating stockfish is literally impossible

[signal snow]

Are there any 2800+ lichess bullet players in chat?

[cloud patio]

its mathematically impossible for someone to beat stockfish at its best version

[wise arch]

Perpetual checks to draw is possible

[cobalt oxide]

Time is everything I guess
The higher rapid rating means theyre generally better at chess

[worthy stream]

damn the first one is cool

[wise arch]

Yeah unstoppable queening

[leaden saddle]

It'll be a draw

[leaden saddle]

@cobalt oxide

What's ur take on this

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> vettme-chan (osuichi)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 822 (peak)

[signal snow]

Drawing is possible, but beating it is not

[zinc prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/captain-america-chris-evans-gif-eeGp0S98LR1io

[supple fable]

1k soon

[leaden saddle]

You think if we increase the time they'll get it?

[cloud patio]

it is mathematically IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to beat stockfish

assuming its maxed out

[signal snow]

No the elo gap between GMs and stockfish is too big, 3600 Vs 2800

[leaden saddle]

They get 10 years to make a move I think they'll draw

[pliant edge]

genuine question, whats the best opening for beginners?

[cobalt oxide]

Wow thats a lot of time for the humans
Draw for sure

[leaden saddle]

It's a group

[leaden saddle]

Pretty fun thought experiment

For sure

[cobalt oxide]

Stockfish is simply too perfect loose

[worthy stream]

draw with stockfish is pretty ez tbh if u good enough and play a good amout of games but winning is impossible

[signal snow]

Try playing gambits

[round bone]

Nino

[pliant edge]

thanks

[cloud patio]

even if it is a group its mathematically impossible for stockfish to lose especially with 10 years per move

[leaden saddle]

Nah London

[leaden saddle]

Draw is possible

Not win ever time

I'm not asking for a win

[cobalt oxide]

I dropped out of playing playing gambits
Too much memorization

[leaden saddle]

A draw against stockfish is crazy

[round bone]

I love gambits they're so fun

[worthy stream]

its not that tough just play with them 100 games u will get draws few of them

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-wheelchair-meme-solobrozki-sigmaboiz-gif-12882980012234709277

[leaden saddle]

You mean the group?

[round bone]

Blocked

[leaden saddle]

Or me?

[plain ember]

I have tqq as 10/10

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-anime-gif-22168400

[worthy stream]

nah

[abstract frost]

most of the times they don't even work

[bronze pecan]

https://www.chess.com/game/169062094650 my first win of the day

[worthy stream]

if i can then gm can easily

[bronze pecan]

lets gooo

[plain ember]

It's a gambit son

[bronze pecan]

me and my 30% win rate 🥀🥀🥀

[leaden saddle]

Blud nobody is drawing against stockfish solo

[cobalt oxide]

Yes i agree with that they are much fun
The gambit i played at least gets very deep at times
The Evans gambit

[leaden saddle]

The Evans gambit it peak

[abstract frost]

I know but you don't even have 50/50 chances in the gambit

[signal snow]

I did it a couple of times

[leaden saddle]

Ok sure

[worthy stream]

cuz u dont know

i've seen many and i can even do it myself few years ago

[worthy stream]

so it's not really impressive

[plain ember]

@signal snow drawed against stockfish a couple of times

[leaden saddle]

cinema

[dapper mulch]

Yoo

[dapper mulch]

Hi brain rot

[worthy stream]

maybe the engine has been improved now to avoid draw as much as possible, too lazy to try again

[leaden saddle]

Chess in the big 26😭✌

[cobalt oxide]

I agree its a good gambit
But i loose playing it mostly
Its not the opening its me

[dapper mulch]

What do you mean

[leaden saddle]

Lol

[leaden saddle]

Who plays chess

[abstract frost]

everyone here

[candid merlin]

i wrote the 1999 Wijk Aan Zee tournament chess moves (Garry vs Veselin)

[lethal widget]

https://youtu.be/p1Xm6Pq3xjo?si=A-ZZvxj6ti3vVzmQ

[dapper mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/checkmate-check-chess-chess-board-hikaru-gif-16066009579603396072

[leaden saddle]

Checkers all day

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yapping-i-stand-at-the-end-of-my-days-i-have-sinned-at-the-end-of-my-days-speed-talking-gif-17714085846938483931

[dapper mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-look-the-other-way-look-away-awkward-weird-gif-17246188

[leaden saddle]

Son friend daughter brero

[candid merlin]

i was challenging myself by memorizing the moves and replaying it while recording

cuz im bored asf

[cobalt oxide]

Now

[sterile dagger]

LMAO

[plain ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/slovakia-communism-socialist-XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

[raven radish]

What else do you like challenging yourself

[candid merlin]

idk

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[plain ember]

can any person in this chat know how to play blindfolded?

[candid merlin]

magnus

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[raven radish]

Can you see what the blind person is looking at

[proper glade]

i tore my fav underwaer today

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-shocked-shock-shocked-meme-gif-8910406893424234862

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-deglove-degloving-speed-grolemcorp-gif-2628858460915389297

[cloud patio]

i did a blindfold simul once in my school but the time control was 3 minutes for them but 10 for me, it was only 3 players tho

[proper glade]

r u gay guy frm yesterday

[candid merlin]

no

[proper glade]

yes u ae

[candid merlin]

no

[abstract frost]

Miku>

[proper glade]

are

[proper glade]

u even have pride pawn role

[cloud patio]

i was forced to put on this pfp i dont even watch tqq

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)

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Name: Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 423 (492 peak)
Blitz: 435 (peak)
Bullet: 462 (peak)

[cloud patio]

im too lazy to change it

[proper glade]

no worries alot of people on this server are gay

[vagrant ember]

I shouldn't change the pieces

My eye is burning

[proper glade]

is that food

[raven radish]

Yo except me tho

[cloud patio]

what

[cobalt oxide]

Only like for the first 5 moves

[vagrant ember]

Who knows maybe I'll get used to this color

[abstract frost]

wanna play a match?

[vagrant ember]

Sure

[proper glade]

uh what part of that sentence is hard to understand i will explain

[vagrant ember]

I have nothing to do blundering a lot

[abstract frost]

user?

[cobalt oxide]

Wow you sound kind of guilty 😔

[vagrant ember]

Here

I'm just going to change back to the classic pieces I can do this

[abstract frost]

write it for me so I can copy paste it

[worthy stream]

try this theme

[vagrant ember]

@vagrant ember

[abstract frost]

added

[vagrant ember]

Afk

[cloud patio]

i dont get how people being gay relates to what i said

[vagrant ember]

Going to eat something

[silver yew]

how is it going??

[north zealot]

its going

[candid merlin]

no

youre hallucinating

[silver yew]

so edgy

[north zealot]

its not going edgy its going

[candid merlin]

to combust

[north zealot]

anyway

there are so many demons inside me...

[cobalt oxide]

Can I suggest something?

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-dont-take-this-seriously-emo-fake-smile-depressed-gif-14997915503917347834

https://tenor.com/view/lone-wolf-alpha-male-core-sigma-gif-8056012431447160664

[latent crystal]

Hi chat!!!!

[candid merlin]

wsg

[latent crystal]

Not muchhh, how about yourself?

[candid merlin]

pretty good

[latent crystal]

Niceee

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[abstract frost]

shut up

[latent crystal]

Six seven jockey!

[torpid crane]

wsg

[candid merlin]

oh :c

[north zealot]

me outside 😂 😃
me inside 🫀 🫁 🧠

[latent crystal]

Stop being so boringggg

[abstract frost]

mb

[candid merlin]

i like inhaling toxic waste then revive soon after

[latent crystal]

Good slayer

[torpid crane]

anyone wanna bullet?

[latent crystal]

Tuff

[torpid crane]

i am 1000 rated

[candid merlin]

me ig

[latent crystal]

In bullet?

[torpid crane]

yeah

[latent crystal]

Nice

[candid merlin]

mememmemememe

[latent crystal]

Meme jockeyyyy

[north zealot]

how many blue arrows did that take gng

[brazen gulch]

what errows

[candid merlin]

67 arrows

[latent crystal]

Damn...

[north zealot]

you have 67 chromosomes

[latent crystal]

Damnn...

[candid merlin]

i have 1 chromosome

[latent crystal]

Bro I was watching the greatest showman the other day, and I called it the greatest chromosome 😂

[abstract frost]

yup that's why you are like this

[torpid crane]

bro anyone wanna bullet a 1000?

[plain ember]

I heard it's usefull for calculation so i tried practicing it and i can't even visualize the whole board

[candid merlin]

me

[latent crystal]

Ngl I woulda been cooked if I saw it in theatres

[torpid crane]

username?

[north zealot]

i could put a bullet in a 1000 sure why not

[candid merlin]

fem12chess

[plain ember]

If i play more than 10 moves i forget all the pieces 🥹

[torpid crane]

i gave inv

[cobalt oxide]

Yeah i hear
Sometimes I try to stay the chess notation out loud when I play just to familiarize

[torpid crane]

ggs

[latent crystal]

Lollll

Like in a blindfolded?

[candid merlin]

rated game 🫩

[torpid crane]

you wont lose rating cuz im higher rated than you

[candid merlin]

I DID LOST A RATING

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[north zealot]

5 points aint much

[torpid crane]

how many points lol

[latent crystal]

Bwahaha

[candid merlin]

-100

[latent crystal]

LOL

[candid merlin]

💔

[torpid crane]

LOL

[latent crystal]

Skill issue

[cobalt oxide]

😂

[candid merlin]

but lowk idc :^

[torpid crane]

yeahh maxippo wanna bullet?

[latent crystal]

And she sacrifices... Her ELO!!!

[candid merlin]

yall r bullies

[latent crystal]

Not rnnn

[latent crystal]

Your too sensitiveeee

[torpid crane]

You guys know levy right?

[latent crystal]

Yes I had E Segz with him yesterdayyy

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[latent crystal]

Spies in disguise was a W movieeee

[plain ember]

From attack on titan?

[torpid crane]

BRO'S FULL LIFE IS POSTING ABOUT MAGNUS BRO IS FARMING MAGNUS SO HARD AND NOW HE IS FARMIN JYNXI

[plain ember]

Yeah

[torpid crane]

no levy rozman Gotham chess?

[latent crystal]

Xdds

[plain ember]

Isn't that what every content creators do though? They milk what's popular

[cobalt oxide]

I know a Revy Lozman

[torpid crane]

i used to like this guy but now he aint my type

[plain ember]

But man i just don't get why people like the dude

[torpid crane]

My type is Anna cramling

[candid merlin]

I milked @buoyant warren

[latent crystal]

That's ok there's other fish

[torpid crane]

yeah frr man it just gets boring..

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/my-brother-just-another-me-subaru-natsuki-otto-re-zero-gif-9179714038536468754

[torpid crane]

Yooooo W

[cobalt oxide]

What kind of type?

[candid merlin]

i love tall and dominant tomboys

[torpid crane]

You guys know the Dina Belankaya and Botez sisters?

[candid merlin]

Botez sux

[raven radish]

Riding them low elos dry

[torpid crane]

yeah frr

[candid merlin]

lose a queen in just a few moves

[torpid crane]

i hate magnus gng...

bro is soo overconfident

[candid merlin]

what

[torpid crane]

wdym what?

[worldly tendon]

Expected

You can be anything if you're the best

[plain ember]

Who do you guys have for the 2026wcc? Sindarov or Gukesh

[candid merlin]

dont hate guys

[torpid crane]

ig Sindarov

[candid merlin]

love everyone

[worldly tendon]

Gukesh gonna get eaten alive gng

[plain ember]

He earned it though most dominant chess player ever

[buoyant spear]

Your fault that you didn’t select unrated game lmao

[torpid crane]

Gukesh is bad lowkey at his level idk how he became the wc

[round bone]

I love you

[latent crystal]

Tomboys are based

[plain ember]

Yeah bro 😭, the betting sites already have 7/3 in favor of Sindarov

[latent crystal]

Low-key I'd date anyone idk, I don't really think about gender

[candid merlin]

??? the opponent invited me

[latent crystal]

It's not important

[torpid crane]

yeah ig it will be like 9.5-4.5

[buoyant spear]

https://tenor.com/view/craig-ice-ice-cube-high-whut-gif-5638485

[candid merlin]

thx bro

[buoyant spear]

Then it is the opponent’s fault that he didn’t made it unrated since it is possible..

[latent crystal]

Gender is only really important if your planning to have kids

[buoyant spear]

Its likely that he wanted to get some elo ahahaha

[candid merlin]

idrc that much

i dont play bullet lol

[plain ember]

I wonder what it feels like to love someone unconditionally

[worldly tendon]

Get a pet

[buoyant spear]

Someday you will

[candid merlin]

ME ME M EME

[worldly tendon]

There u go

[mental loom]

Post here your queries #1039943660839641139 We will check if any issue

[plain ember]

My pet sometimes shits on my bed and i I'll hate her for a day or two

[vagrant ember]

I'm back from my lunch

[latent crystal]

Wdym?

[vagrant ember]

Okay I'm just going to grind up my ELO

[plain ember]

Loving someone regardless of what they are. Even if they have Traits that other people would hate them for it

[latent crystal]

That's the only kind of love I've ever heard of lol

[tranquil prism]

any cute e chuds

[round bone]

H-hi

[torpid crane]

can anyone teach me a good opening for e5 with black? @everyone

[worldly tendon]

Not realistically possible for a partner

[candid merlin]

h-hi lol >>.<

[tranquil prism]

haii :3

[worldly tendon]

Perhaps if you have a kid then yeah

[vagrant ember]

You know what I would do that on my free time I'm not free right now

[latent crystal]

How 😭

[round bone]

Meoww >.<

[twilit timber]

Is that a quintessential quintuplets dp?

[crude axle]

what happened to chess talk

[tranquil prism]

meow like the other guy

[worldly tendon]

How can you tolerate your partner being a bum

[round bone]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-itsuki-nakano-quintessential-quintuplets-xyrioc-gif-13561490267758748308

[torpid crane]

ANYONE FROM ANTARTICAA

[candid merlin]

mrroww~ :3

[tranquil prism]

😃

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/tqq-tqq-5-brides-the-quintessential-quintuplets-ichika-ichika-nakano-gif-628977555076963207

[crude axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/please-stop-48--k01KS58TY6SAS2QKN9THSRCHDW3

[torpid crane]

Meowww Uwuuu

[crude axle]

please stop

[candid merlin]

im taken but lowk i wanna be a cutie patootie

[brazen gulch]

i like furry

[crude axle]

my eyes are burning

[round bone]

Stop stealing all the attention.
I need it grrrrr

[twilit timber]

people sure are cute nowadays

[torpid crane]

yeah youre taken by mee😜

[candid merlin]

NO HES MY DADA

[round bone]

MINE MINE MINE GRRRRR AWOOOOOO

[crude axle]

guys isnt this suppose to be about chess?

[tranquil prism]

E-DATING PRICES :

DISCORD CALL
10m= free
30m = free
2h = free
5h = free
10h = free

DMs
gm/gn text= free
"i love you" = ILL PAY YOU
regular texting w/ pet names = free

STATUSES
24h = free
7d= free

MATCHING PFPs
30m= free
1h= free
2h = free
24h = free

[candid merlin]

MINEEEEEE GRRRRRR

[crude axle]

no thanks, go back to omegle

[round bone]

I'll take everything

[plain ember]

Do you guys think the World champion title would ever revert back to its original purpose?

[latent crystal]

I wouldn't date a bum

[crude axle]

maybe or idk

[worldly tendon]

What if they became a bum after you've committed

[candid merlin]

I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING AS WELL

[crude axle]

go to general-off-topic for your meowing stuff

[plain ember]

I'm just watching a documentation of why it wont ever be the same

[crude axle]

please

[tranquil prism]

ok guys im done shitting bye

[round bone]

I WAS FIRST I BOUGHT OUT THE WHOLE STOCK

[latent crystal]

Id break up

[candid merlin]

NO

[round bone]

NOO DONT LEAVE ME I LOVE YOUUU

[candid merlin]

ME FIRST

[twilit timber]

Itsuki sure is a attention seeker,no wonder she wasn't chosen.

[torpid crane]

in the olden days,it would be magnus kasparov vishy like the greatest players of chess it used to define the best chess player but now its jus some stupid grandmasters

[round bone]

MEOWWWW MEOWWW

[candid merlin]

MEOWWW

[crude axle]

can you 2 bumboodles move to general off topic?

this is for chess broguin

[round bone]

MREOWWWW MROWWW purrs softly

[twilit timber]

Attention seeking Kittens at its best

[crude axle]

not for ekittins

[candid merlin]

ok its time to stop

[round bone]

Yes.

[crude axle]

finally

[worldly tendon]

Then yes it just proves my point that pets and kids are the only things that receive unconditional love

[twilit timber]

They dont even know it is cringe

[candid merlin]

@round bone wanna lowk meow at dada's dms

[crude axle]

please stop

[twilit timber]

Cringe Kittens get outta here

[plain ember]

Yeah, it would've been fine for me if it's a grandmaster in the top 10s but how can you be the world champion and be in the top 20?

[latent crystal]

No if my kid did something bad enough I'd abandon them

[crude axle]

our brains are shrinking faster than 1 elo chess

[round bone]

Im too shy to dm people that I don't know >.<

[worldly tendon]

Depends on the age

[candid merlin]

T^T

[worldly tendon]

Aint no way ur abandoning a minor vro 😭

[torpid crane]

yeahh in india only arjun erigaisi is the GOAT as of rn

[twilit timber]

Someone throw these kittens in the Garbage,this is no place for Cringe Triggering

[latent crystal]

Yes but that goes for basically all children, not just my own

[lavish tapir]

Yeah I got 2 months before my tournament so I think I have enough time to see it for myself

[crude axle]

they clearly said the this channel has to be chess related

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[crude axle]

shut up bumboozle

[round bone]

You're just jealous you didn't get meowed at :p

[plain ember]

Yes i will bro imagine if your 14 year old kid gets someone killed 😔

[candid merlin]

im flattered

[twilit timber]

Alisa and Noe Grow up,Stop being the Joker we all know you are

[latent crystal]

Under 13, yeah probably not

[lavish tapir]

What in the world is the context my man

[twilit timber]

No one is going to pay your sorry azz here