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top 5 rapid glazers of all time
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should I play with real people or 1500 komodo engine?
sure
Bro everyone plays rapid except me
Real people
oki tyyy
Nah I’m an otb slow rapid/fast classical glazer
Taar bijli se
I love me some 30 +30 or smth like that
120+60
good luck with that
I do not have time for ts 😭
FIDE rating?
uscf
Don’t have one yet, and don’t even ask about USCF
I gotta step back up my rapid game I was 2500 lichess bro I used to be so good
I'm mostest unemployedest person in the world
it’s so utterly buns
What is uscf?
Does allow me to farm the common folk for their money and rating though
The United States chess federation?
yes
uscf does
only when u are a smurf tho
+$55 and +62 elo from my last tournament
Ahhh I'm indian so here is ICF
I’m not a Smurf 😭 only a little
BUT ITS NOT KY FAULT
2 YEARS AGO ME THOUGT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO OKAY A TOURNAMENT WHEN I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING
He is Gargamel
no u arent a smurf
If you are 26 and just start playing chess for the first time, whats the highest rating u can achieve realistically???
pixel was 1100 uscf and 2000 cc
so I lost to a bunch of 200s and then my provisional never kicked in now 💀
1500
a friend of pixel was 1600 uscf and 2200
that’s pretty much me too 😭
if everyone be underrated its ok
1200
My friend is 1600 USCF rapid 2300 rapid peak 2400
We are talking about fair games
like FM
I'm 1615 FIDE in rapid
Why are u friends with missals?
Also, it doesn't change that much in my opinion. It's not like he'll die before 30, or even 50
Stalker
There's a lot of time
Probably not IM tho it’s kinda hard to get normed titles and top stuff when you don’t have the benefit of being really young
oooo
Known him for years, good guy
But their brain can't handle + other priorities
see so its normal
Same
Well, we don't know about his life; maybe chess is his main priority
How did you meet him?
nah that’s just because she lives far away from tournaments and just doesn’t play otb at all, that’s extremely underrated, in actuality 1600 USCF is around 1900 cc
Also why are you asking
1500–1800 (Intermediate): The average ceiling for most casual adult players who study regularly and play frequently.
On a video game. I was asking bc im suprised a random chess player knows him
I WANNA UNDERSTAND CHESS BETTER WHAT DO I DO
Anyways bye everyone
Even though I'm a JEE aspirant and I play chess very little
Stille I'm 2000 in rapid
Always getting into losing positions without knowing
He made a statement
How old are you?
17
Yeah. Ofc, kids would just butt in and dont understand the conversation
You got me
So rude
😭 not all
Oh really now?
only the annoying ones
Nice
Yes that was very rude
hush kiddies
Ok aunty
Ok unc
Lethal counter
I’m 14 💔
That explains a lot
14 and 1600
Kill me pls💔
Wym not at all? Someone asked about being 26 and just starting chess, and I said 1500 max is the rating they will get. Then I said 1500-1800 for a 26-year-old who just started learning how to play chess. Then this 17-year-old kid said otherwise and flexed that he's 2K, and yeah, ofc, because he started playing early.
For real grandpa?
1700 underrated 😋
17 yo is old.
💔
sure sure
In india you will see 12 years with 2200 rating
So i cant get 2000 ever??
@green bramble when did u start playing
Grandpa?
But don’t give up, everyone gets places at different times, all that matters is you have fun and don’t push yourself too far or too hard for not getting there as fast as you want
Who is the grandpa
Fr
Some kids are just dumb, some are emotionally intelligent
real honest fair games 1500-1800 yeah
Here is what you can realistically target over time with consistent practice:1500–1800 (Intermediate): The average ceiling for most casual adult players who study regularly and play frequently.1900–2000 (Expert): A major milestone and a highly competitive level that represents a very strong amateur player.2200 (National Master): The pinnacle for many adult improvers, requiring elite tactical vision and deep endgame knowledge
YESSSS YESSSS
I mean, there are almost 2 billion people there
CHATGPT AHH
yeah kalyug is the first part
fun is the thing that helps you improve the most id say
Ill get 2200
2 years ago I played 6 months STRAIGHT but reached only 1500 but when I left playing due to preparation of jee examination then I played very little..
guys, do you think online blitz would help you with otb blitz?
Trueeeee
good luck but play fairly
Why do you hate me I don't even do anything with u
you actually get involved in it and enjoy playing
This shows how mature you are
Ohhh woww
I don't think EQ matters that much
Can't argue with auntiess
you said im not sigma
Okay guys this aunty is sigma SHE IS SIGMA
Anyone can get to 2000 tbh, its not that hard
Yesss
But my friend getting higher rated than me boils my blood😡 
Whatever helps you sleep in night
thanks
Use that friendly competition 🔥🔥
Fr!
What is harder, 2000 elo or 3.5 handicap
Yeah but how do I get better these days I'm not understanding chess very well
Sry what is handicap?
I feel great being called aunty. It sounds professional and socially higher than all of you.
Golf
Feels like whatever I do I'll get into a bad position
Amateur rating
Ooh sport of rich countries
doing puzzles and learning what to do in those positions is VERY important
Not really
We talking abt that one grumpy aunty who don't let kids play in the park🙄
Golf isn't that expensive
That's exactly me
I don't know why people act like it is
I'll go play some blitz then
You won't find a single golf player in india . Unless ur a multimillionare
ello
thanks
Skibidi skill issue typical 400 elo chat
Look through your games and try to see where exactly you go wrong, and then think about those things while you play future games so that it becomes habit to check for things like hanging forks, bad positional patterns, and a lot more.
I do puzzles daily and find tactics but still I'm losing
Aaron Rai won the PGA championship this year
Please ban them all
He is indian
been ages since we last saw you
BRUH
I will
people were using your catchphrase all the time while you were away
Okayyy sirrrr
Very few..
Yeah the cringe mods on this server extended my timeout 2 times. From 2d to 4d and to 2 weeks afterwards with me being on timeout already. So regarded😂
sounds good to me
Yeah, that's true, but it's a different culture, golf is really dependent on tourism too
🏳️🌈 🫵
South Africa has a lot of golf courses
You can search that 0.001% of population of india have experienced golf
Even due they are a very poor nation
I mean here it probably is around 2%-5%
For real, indians are so obsessed with cricket
I can tell
That's much huge na
well do you know why you’re losing? If you don’t know what you’re doing wrong and addressing it, you’ll never improve
They also swim in dirty water
Also do the same for things that you do right, I found that agression carried me through to about 1450, then after that I needed some more opening prep, then games turned more advanced positionalky and tactically, and once you get high enough, all of those skills acquired from those ranges will be used together, and that’s when you finally understand chess
It is
We have around the same amounr of courses as India
gn now
Nah this one is fake
With a population around 200 times lower
Which country
They do eat cows as well
Austria
Nice.. if u have more than 300 dollars a month here then ur already better than 90% of people
But yeah prices of things are too low too
Yeah, 300 isn't a lot here
Exactly
In germany 300€/month is little
That's like food for a household for a week or two
I am talking on average; of course, you could go cheaper
Life on indian students are too hadd
💀
They are studying how to scam tourists
It's little in india too because those 90% population live in slums and undeveloped villages
they are not students 😹
🖕🏻
<@&745328830649991179> he showed me the middlefinger. Ban

ignore man its not there fault they just know whatever their goverment allowed for them
Why can't I join improvement-talk?
hes been a twat in other servers too
im not worried abt it
Hey I have a question, I would like to use the explorer option to analyse “My games”, but for this I need premium. I want to purchase premium for this but I’m wondering if I need a specific tier or if all tiers are good
Just made bro lose 42 Elo in Bullet
I know bro is crashing out cause he premoved all 5 beginning pieces and had a checkmate
Hmmmm I need to analyse more
Where should I type it in
Thank youu gang
I'll do my best
<@&745328830649991179> this noob called me a twat
are you really 2600-2799 rated
I should be higher

ur username?
I mean someone calling you a Year is def not ping worthy
Twat*
I dont care. If the mods keep going after me should also go after this indian guy
They go after you cause you say stuff that's racist like that
He also scammed me 
Where is your proof then?
TrueBooleanValue
"Mom he called me twat and showed me middle fingger I'm very mature" 😭😭
I connected my account to discord still doesn't work
He told me to send him my Amazon gift card
Then send the proof big boy
He deleted all the proof

Isn't chessarena hyped for nothing?
Mhm totally
From whicg country ur?
bro getting rage baited by the guy that crashed out over lichess 💀
Screw chess let's play Hues and Cues
Nvm I did it
Lichess is a left extremistic organisation. They should be disbanded
Wait till bro finds about Intersex
One second. Let me grab something to choke in
I have exam in 2 hours do I play chess or study
I try new openings on lichess so that i dont lose elo on chess.com id lol
Make Sweet Potato Fries
The Bongcloud
Cant gain 10 marks in 2 hours but 10 elo is achievable
Why is this puzzle, literally a Mate in 1, rated over 1700??
Search in YouTube how to be a GM in 2hrs
It is not mate in 1
Nvm
Yes, Qe1
I am stupid
Yeah but thats like… a lot a lot of people
Chess xD
How do I get "Trusted" role
Oh and uh there isnt a strong conversation still just such a different time control
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Yeah lichess doesnt matter. You can everything you want there lol
yall can yall check if this kid is cheating https://www.chess.com/member/tiwarinjw
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Pawn Takes
Ty 😄
bro i think ur the one cheating
nws
They arent playing the best moves
1400 elo and plays like 3900
I dont think so

yall are tripping
I have only checked the ratings and his last wins. Definitely sus
oh my goodnmess yall dont feel me
The fact that 3900 Elo has never been achieved
No pawn is looking at e1
VERY SUS DEADASS
We cant accuse anyways
You said D 1 and edited it that's why I said pawn takes
Mate just report him and if you get your rating back you get it back
That guy is even indian
Ranting about it in the cc server isnt gonna help
Even on d1 no pawn can take
So is like an 8th of the world pop
least obvious cheats 🥹
it could also be a person who resigns alot
i lost to him
Idk i saw bb5 in his live game thats just a mid move
the pawn that's literally right by the queen
yea ik that, but maybe their elos low because they resgin alot
yeah indian people u not doubt u might be looking at next world champion
ohh so thats the trick they do
if he takes time on obvious moves, then could be a cheater
maybe lol
Bro whites pawns can’t take on the first rank. They start on the second rank and move onwards. In this case downwards due to this being black perspective
SEE
Bro is not playing that good
PLAYED LIKE A CANDIDATE MASTER
86% bro
2200
My ass forgot the board is flipped😭
What is bro saying 💀 💀
Damn
aint no way a 1400 is bette thna me
… no way you are serious about the estimations
Bro he is not even 1500 rapid
yes i am
You realize their really stupid right
the estimated elo?
Yes
Those are mainly based of the players elo at the time of the game
no they arent
sometimes i also get high accuracy but it shows my estimated rating is like in the 12-1500 range why is that rn im 500
Its legit based off ur current rating
I get my estimated as 1200 when I'm around 600
The only way to tell if a person is cheating is IF they only play the best moves
If you just take the raw moves and put them in an analysis board it’ll give you a different rating if it gives you one.
yeah same
That person is not so they aren't cheating
yk they can mess up on purpose right
Well cheaters could simply use the third or second best moves and some slight errors to attempt at being less sus
Well then that wouldn't be cheating technically that would be sandbagging
I played a 0% accuracy game with dor and it turns out my minimum prediction is 1500. There was a blunder almost every move
but again a resgin alot so if i didn't do that id be around 900 or 1000
so, someone was doing puzzles and their screen keeps on flickering like theyre changing or looking at another tab or something
Which is technically different
Someone tell gothamchess
Yeah but rhat guy was like hella losing at points
okay bro but he played like a 2200 while being 1400 thats the main problem
oh
that person isnt cheating, and we *are not gonna accuse people *
Yes I know but you don’t have to play the best move on every single move to be a cheater
Exactly
Maybe he just got a good game?
You still believe that? Even after i explained its rigged?
Theres a weight added to the winner
rigged or not i still believe it
I got a rating of 2100 when I was like 1100 it’s very possible
Anything above 90 is where I consider cheating to be at your Elo
Okay, well at least stop accusing, you arent allowed to
no OMG i already reported him hes too suspicious
Cause 90+ is like grandmaster Level
Just report and if they got banned they get banned if they dont they dont
Bro just reporting ppl for no reason
Real
Ok? This is just pointless to aruge about
my first report btw
I got 100 once dawg
I played at like 89% several games in a row at 1470 that doesn’t need to be cheating could simply be a good streak or easy to find moves
My 3000 rating estimate means im hikaru i think
exactly
when i was 200 i reported a person for en passant coz i didnt know the rule 😭
Nah it’s gotta be fide rating, your just the goat like that
True but 90% is consistently Grandmaster Level imo
1 week ago 😭
BAHAHAHAH
lmao
yeah bro i was like how tf did he take my pawn like that
Hacking yes
lmao
But that gets to my point the so called cheater DOESNT play at that level all the time
Yeah but gms get a lot of positintions that are harder to play whilst I get easier positions due to my opponents being weaker. If Magnus played at my lvl and actually tried he’d get a higher accuracy than 90 I can guarantee you
u could've js asked your opponent, when I discovered that, my opponent was nice enuf to explain it
Which makes sense because its probably not hard to validate positions
physically altering the positions by force is probably way too easy to notice 
I think I saw in a yt vid somewhere that some guy just added another queen or smth
Yep
my opponent was french and still replied F YOU
my friend tried doing that so that he gets free platinum but his acc was banned
There’s also a little info thing next to the notation on the sidebar that explains it
I said hack not cheat
lmfaoaoao
wut is hacking like killing someone elses king in one move?
isn't that the same thing
are you sure it's not a chess variant OR just a custom position?
No
wth
Might be a custom position again I’m not entirely sure, if it he actually hacked he definitely is banned by now anyway
hi guys
When I started chess I never thought I would reach these levels 
If you play in computer that is on phone there’s nothing
Heyy
the sidebar where it tracks the moves?
Charge your phone bro
Omg i guess it grub is the lil grubbiest that definitely will not come in pairs of four in deepnest!
right
Yes
Me who is playing bullet:
Yeah next to the en passant move there’s an I in a circle and if you hover over it with ur mouse it’ll explain en passant
Also sleep its 7am for you
Ignore the Tyler the Creator and Earl Sweatshirt Song
Same here, why does that mean we have to sleep?
Fire Custom Album btw tho the lyrics be wild as hell
Oh
Yeah I had to play a few games before I sleep 
wowowow
guys i finally reached 600
Ggs
Nicee gg
Grinding to 300 bullet is going GREAT
Please ignore that 1 blemish
We do not talk about what happened in that match
what
Heh
my hand is fractured i cant play bullet for a month or two 😢
What Martin did in that game I will never speak of
take your time to think, dont premove like hikaru
thats my tip
nerfed 
If he takes I take and takes and takes and takes and takes and takes and takes. Check, Check, Check, Double Check, Check. And CHECKMATE
bro think he is hikaru 💔
We are both Asian
You lost to Martin?
We don't talk about it....
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The road to 600 Bullet shall not be stopped
There is a 279 elo guy probarly thought pay for premium can make him stronger like other p2w game
Road to 50 bullet
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Washed bullet
Bro start going to irl tournaments man
😭
Bro needs that FIDE Elo
this might of been a game
Its too much time
your bullet is highest prove you have a good pc, good wifi and pricey mouse
Why are so many still saying "of been" instead of "have been"?
unlike me
hmm classical is also just not worth it for me ATM I wanna improve other aspects of my life first
You know that's fair. Let's take up Golf together
But classical mode irl is really common and recommend
@gentle gorge From 2500 to 2200?
Ngl playing classical makes u better at classical than anything else imp
Imo
Ehhh most irl chess that is NON TOURNAMENT is untimed
Does school tournament is count
tilt....
hai pixel :333
Hello
I played my OTB at my interschool competition
Ur 100% right I just don't have the patience and the attention span to play
Dk if it counts for FIDE score but probably
what time is it for u
Unfortunately the goal of 300 Bullet today has not been met
But we will not be stopped we will get to 600 Bullet
How is this possible
do you not think?
Bullet is hard
I don't think you should be playing bullet right now..
focus all In on rapid, watch guess the elő, watch hikaru streams, watch all the fun content out there
(says the dude who is 2000+ in every rating)v
But nah it's a goal to do 600 Bullet dw I CAN do it and do think dw most of my loses are Timeout
Etal is strong
aww thank you
Stronger than what we call 2000+
i FINALLLYYY REACHEDD 600 
Let's gooooon
Doesnt mean i like your play, its just going to be the fact
Gooooooooo*
we haven't even played why do you not like my play
I dont hate ur play either tho
yeah man i was stuck on 550 for 1 day now 😭 this is so satisfying
Not my style
Why would nobara and nanami has to die bruh
do U know my playstyle
Chess is a game of patience. You just have no clock and never move IRL. You'll win.
are those ur imaginary friends
@magic shard fix Reza’s ankle cro
I am good in the Opening that's soild it's just my Endgame and ESPECIALLY my Mid Game that needs work
@nimble arch stop ghosting me :(((
maybe get me as Ur coach and I can help you get 2000 rapid
Bragged about this earlier but he missed the Mate in 3 and got Knight and Queen mated
well 1000 first
45 😭
All the time
These were the 2 Blunders hahaha and yep Low.Elo chess it's fun ASF and dumb asf
Genuinely surprised I was able to pull off that Knight and Queen Mate
lmao i can understand i am low elo myself i just blundered my queen and my opponent blunders 3 minor pieces and queen 😭
Not all bad those this is prob one of my best games yes ik it's only 78 but still
sub 500 78% accuracy is banger
Ive looked at some of yr games
Let me be offline for like 7 minutes
Omg 99.8 :3
What's with the name change, Pixel?
Temporary ofc i like to change it from time to time
Oh, right
Maybe u have a more fun alternative?
How i won against bot by timeout?
still looking for a game?
It was slow
Yes
the bot ran out of time
Does anyone wanna play casual rapid game...?1800+
I mean Without move a pieces
Yes
sent challenge request
I sent a challenge but you're not accepting it
Casual rapid anyone??
1800+ is a myth
never seen one
what is ur rating
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yeah ig
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why did the 1800+ people show up
thats easy
How
bro do u wanna do a game
to flex obviously
Play brilliant moves

How long does it take to get to 1800
Im flexing my 380 elo
i got a fractured hand
Dawg
les do rapid
I'm only 400
Took me around 5 years to get to 1800
4-120 months
And another year to get to 2000
unrated only send me one
k
I have to win 2 matches then I'll also reach 400
user?
Cruzeking007
Im 1530 rn so like what's a reasonable time to achieve it by
Gm in months
idk where my goals should be but I want them
sent ya
Why draw by stalemate?
yeah
white has no moves and the king isnt in check
...
i love ches
lol
I can feel how pain this is
Ouhhkay
that was one of the games Ive seen
cheater
what
I think i was plateauing at 1600 around 3 years ago
the list in this photo does it require premium to see
the one that sdhows how many and what kind of moves u played
You have a free game review daily
yeah man only 1
You need premium if you want to do it more than once 🐇
😭
@delicate granite i like your pfp btw. Who's that?
Don Quixote (Limbus Company)
Guess it just depends how much someone practices
Limbus company?
Hopefully i can gain like 300 elo in the next 2 years
✅
what even is don quixote i remember a story from childhood where he drank some magic curd or smt idk
I thought that game is anything but anime-styled
The guy who rode a horse and charged at windmills with a lance
i made 0 mistakes and blunders les goo
yeah i do rememebr smt like that
did i play good? https://www.chess.com/live/game/169012097040
































































1. e3 d6 2. Bc4 Bf5 3. Bb5+ Bd7 4. Bc4 [Be6] 5. Bb5+ Bd7 6. Bc4 a6 7. Qh5 g6 8. Qh4 Bc8 9. Qg3 Bd7 10. Qf3 Nf6 11. Qxb7 Bg7 12. Qxa8 O-O 13. Qxa6 Nxa6 14. Bxa6 Qa8 15. Bf1 Qe8 16. a4 Bc8 17. Ra3 Bd7 18. a5 Ne4 19. Ra4 Bxa4 20. Kd1 Qa8 21. b3 Bb5 22. Bxb5 Qxa5 23. Bf1 Ra8 24. c3 Qa1 25. Kc2 Ra2+ 26. Kd3 Nc5+ 27. Kc4 Ra5 28. Kb4 Qa4+ 29. bxa4 Nxa4 30. Kxa5 Nb6 31. Kb5 h5 32. Kc6 h4 33. Kxc7 g5 34. Kxb6 g4 35. h3 gxh3 36. gxh3 Be5 37. Ba6 Kg7 38. Rh2 Bxh2 39. Nf3 Bg3 40. c4 f5 41. fxg3 hxg3 42. Ng5 g2 43. Nf3 e5 44. Kc6 d5 45. Kxd5 e4 46. Ne5 g1=Q 47. Nf3 exf3 48. c5 Qg6 49. Ba3 f2 50. Bb4 f1=Q 51. Bxf1 Kf7 52. Bb5 Ke7 53. c6+ Kf6 54. c7 Qg8+ 55. Kc6 Kf7 56. Ba6 Qe8+ 57. Kb7 Kg8 58. c8=Q Kf7 59. Bb5 Qxb5+ 60. Kc7 Qxb4 61. Nc3 Qb1 62. Nxb1 Kf6 63. h4 f4 64. h5 f3 65. Nc3 Kg7
100 rated chess 😭
bro why is this move just an inaccuracy for black he looses and entire rook
Black is already dead lost anyways
why is that
Qxc6+ and then takes the rook with promotion
lmao pawns do not really matter in low elo coz u most likely wont get to end game someone blunders before that
Black loses a Rook and a Queen
You basically have less terrible moves when ur completely lost
For free
for 1 pawn?
You take 1 pawn at the start anyways
Miku miku beammmmmmmmmm
So it's free
oh i didnt calculate that i thought he might just move his rook but i get an promotion anything he moves his rook
nah wait if he moves his rook to same rank i only loose a pawn and gain nothing
oh its a check
It's check
oml im dumb lmao
Bruh
lmao yeah mb '='
👍
@gritty ibex ggs
gg
gg
..
we wrote the same mesage 
i dont play that bad with a broken hand i guess
Why so fast
i think eating aple keep hand good
r u eat aple daily
yeah me eat lots ogf apples
how many aple
2
ur eat too much aple, u might die of aple poisioning
you won why are you coming up with excuses 
true
lmao i played bad tho
aple poisoning is when i give u poision aple like old man gave to princess
i was like losing in the second game
yeah snow white
yes
what is that
i root for the small useless people they're kinda cool
why r u abuse me
who ru talking to r u have imaginary friend
yeah
howie mandel
i do not like his name, name him john
John Pork
John Horizon
Doryetuosenbcakohn
what abourt einstein
guys I made a design
yeah thats my cousin he stole like 3 packets of tampon from old lady not a good guy
thats evil
life sentence
yeah man i told him straight up that i stopped doing that when i turned 29 he gotta stop it too
you 29?
no i m currently 56
dayum im like less than three tinmes ur age
is ur grandma single

dont know man, no direct contact with heaven
im sori
nah its fine
did u stop eating aple
any opinions?
nope
i think the word u looking for is onions
ass
i keep eating apl,es
yeah you might be right
thatd be great
wut u mean might be is there doubt soldier?
but someone steal all muney and i cannot fly to jamaica anymore
someone said ass so im between onion and ass

i think u mean onion is between ass
what is this comvo
idk
do you mean onion between your ass or between onion AND ass
poison apple would die if i eat it
Was i in a good spot here if he continued?
UR murder aple i think i must report u
oh no
ur a up a piece
I either get 2100 now or get a lose streak until 1900 🐇
Checkmate in 2
looks pretty balanced to me
I thought this was a brilliant move but its not even a great wow
you should drink water go out and when ur fresh lock in and use ur full brain cuz you'll lose if ur exhausted
u could've won rook with fork
It's a brilliant I think idk
Ur using some Other engine prob
never changed it so
well show the entire board
Make it stockfish 18 100 MB
how do you do that
I'm settings I think
I do allot of puzzles but still my pattern recognition is bad ;-;
i mean literally what can he do
Take ur queen
idk
doesnt do anything still same position
discovered check bishop on the king ka7
get the bishop
did he took the knight tho or he didnt
that doesnt make him loose castling right coz he take with horsey
aaaand i dont know where to go from there
DON'T HORSE MY QUEEN
he played probably what youd expect
he can just move hie queen right
nah man people dont fall for this trap i think after 500 elo
Dude,u should get the rook not bishop if he protects
i dont even know any openings this position just kinda happened
where woudl the knight go to get the rook
U sacrificed the knight pawn takes u take back with bishop check he moves bishop u take rook through the bishop easy
btw this does nothing coz if he block with bishop its knight + bishop for a rook so not that great of a trade
prolly better for him
nah i got it
soo? what do you think 👀
it wouldve been a rook no matter what
discovered check knight move into knight fork
he cant take back any of the pieces
if blocks with bishop sac bishop he has to move away from that pawn its guaranteed
if he moves his queen u might win queen with a discovered check
yeah
Just lose the queen btw
And if the case is worse it's prob M3 for you
how do you read this alien language
how do i get it to just like
show me the best possible move
I HATE CHESS
when I need to improve elo why do I make amateur mistakes
arghhhhhhhhhh
who doesnt hate chess
maybe get a coach
Draw vs AI (after move 21)
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Hello
I love knights for multiple reasons
Show the rest
Idc. Show the rest.
What did you take
pawn
Wait what
how can a coach prevent me from an obvious blunder that’s 2 moves deep
i will scold you
it's not supposed to be
Chess.com is a scam
i’m already referring to myself as a bottler and an idiot
i literally guaranteed a high value piece
yeah ik but that move isn't a brilliant one
a rook or queen not a knight
wsp etal :3
Yeah I cant see the board since my data is crap
Where etal?
but i sac'd my knight to get a rook
I literally played Kf7 and blundered Qd7+ Qe7 Rg7+
in my heart
that's the most basic move ever
Sure i swear he left ages ago thi
huh
bruh
Go kh8 or you lose
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1. c4 e5 2. g4 h5 3. Bh3 hxg4 4. Bxg4 f5 5. Bxf5 g6 6. Bxg6+ Ke7 7. Qa4 Rh6 8. Be4 a6 9. d3 b5 10. Qb4+ Ke6 11. Bd5+ Kf6 12. cxb5 axb5 13. Qxb5 c6 14. Qc4 Ba6 15. Qg4 cxd5 16. Qxg8 Qa5+ 17. Nd2 Bb4 18. a3 Bxd2+ 19. Bxd2 Qc5 20. Nf3 e4 21. dxe4 dxe4 22. h4 exf3 23. exf3 Bb7 24. Rh3 Na6 25. Bxh6 Rxg8 26. f4 Nb4 27. axb4 [Qxb4+]
Why did he resign
Its coz u sac 2 pieces for a rook and pawn
hai
btw quick q
Why did he resign
Play me 3 plus 0
what 2 pieces
pay me and ill play
is a 100 accuracy counted if the opponent resigned?
I paid you usd. 0.00 now play me or youre a scammer
Any i need to know why he resigned
Dm me an anonymous lc
Why did the opponent resign here
I'm happy with my latest results. I feel like I can reach 1000 elo in a month
Opponent resigned since they were bad and had skill issue
Knight n bishop (coz he can block the check by bishop and then u will take his rook and he will take back w queen)
Were they in a losing position
maybe she got bored or had to go somewhere
So this is where white messed up
thats a hallucination
However this is where i messed up
Anyone fancy a match? 10 mins
Whos game is this
😭
No
Mine
I mated them twice then they resigned the 3rd game in that position
Psychology tactics lmao
Imagine making 3 blunder
Ur gm?
Ive seen worse let me pull it up
Has any1 here beat the ringmaster b4?
I meant minimum blunders should be like 5
spam premove seems working for me
My opinion bongcloud is better then scandanavian defense
Yeah it's easy
Me vs a fellow 100
Garry kasparov better
Garry kasparov is better than bobby bro
Idc
tf is that 10 blunders
Yeah no i missed every blunders
Even the goat magnus knows garry kasparov is the goat
Kasparov said himself bobby is better than me lmao
Is it possible to scholars mate ringmaster?
im better than garry kasprovros
Bro u sound stupid magnus says kasparov is better then him obviously hes not from magnus stats make sense
Go search it up and get sum knowledge before arguing who's better
Magnus is also a higher rating
The chart for those 10 blunders

If I miss this jump, I lose all my progress, wallahi, pray for me
Bro kasparov only knows repetition and pattern magnus freestyles ur not smart
I hope u die
Bro ik they r better than bobby cuz bobby was in older era with less technology
He's the greatest of his own era
Well no shi bro
No
There will be a time when someone will be better than Magnus
Does eldorado sell anything chess related?
Of course
So yeah will we disrespect Magnus , like we r doing to bobby
Anybody even if no one knows them theres always someone better than ur or Magnus no matter what
No because Magnus is kind of humble bobby Fischer wasnt all that great and he trash talked quite a bit
Magnus isnt the most humble though
Im the most humble person in chess history
I mean Magnus Also had ego lmao ND bobby was confident cuz he was better than everybody that's why , also it was older era ppls didn't had same respect for everyone like in modern era yk
Magnus been world 1 for too long bro😪
Heyo hows every1 doing
Bobby has the worst train of thought because he didnt play freestyle either he played with pattern and repetition and thats mainly why he never really became very good because patterns and repetition arent always good against someone for example magnus who plays with iq and he freestyles alot and thtas why hes so good he doesnt need repetition and patterns
Hi anyone plays chess? (No homo btw)
How can u say he wasn't good are u sped dude
Bobby was a fisher.
Me
Are u dum he wouldn’t even hold up against gukesh hes so unmodernized he wouldn’t hold up for sh now
he litterly won the one the only us championship in history with score of 11-0 he got the 20 streak against the best players of the world that time he got doo good score in the world championship it was like 6-0 6-0 and smth and he had the match of the century against spaskky he was the youngest IM in the history and he youngest US champion In the history
LMAO bro u dont know bout Fischer "gukesh" 😂
Bro u lit are a straight bot bobby fischer is ur dad and hes not even the best so shut up
go get sum knowledge before saying "gukesh" can beat him , Magnus is studying the openings that Fischer incented
When u look at players of older generations. You always do it relative to their time period
But hes gonna modernize them
yeah bro I believe u "gukesh" got this 😭
Hikaru would sh on bobby fischer badly
HOW? bobby had 2700+ elo without the use of engines , if he gets the modern technology he's destroying every1 LITTERLY Kasparov said bobby is better than me and there's a reason bobby is in top 3 of the greatest of all time , your prob he only one saying bobby wasn't good like gtfo
yeah ig cuz hikaru is in modern era
Never said he wasnt good i just have top 1 magnus 2 hikaru three garry kasparov
He invented the freestyle chess that hikaru is the champion of , every2 respects bobby including Magnus n hikaru soo much
the list is top 1 Magnus 2nd Kasparov and third is bobby hikaru isn't even in the top 5
Never said i didnt respect him hes just not in my top 3 so i dont look up to him
Bro hikaru doesn’t evn rlly go for world 1 or anything he is so humble so u cant say anything wrong about hikaru
😭 how old r u bro why am I arguing with a 12 y old
2006
I'ma go pointless talking with ur dumahh
kamekaze
Bro u is a lil as kid
why so serious
He thinks bobby is the G.o.a.t
Magnus or kasparov
magnus
both using magnus names
da real magnus carlsen lol
Carlos magnus sounds more intimidating
xd
could you imagine magnus yelling at you in spanish at 6 am its pretty scary
Qb4 no?
look at the movesets
pls get it pls get it pls get it pls get it pls get it pls get it pls get it
What
omg bro
movesets
😂
Qb4 Nxd5 funny
No bro sounded like the checkout ai i was confused
sorry
Please confirm your items ahh
what do you call it then 😭
No thats fine
ok
hai queen
floppa stop ruining my rizz
Heya!
Tim donut* dont make me growl now
Anyone up for play?
ok
my rook is moving back and forth
'if you can't win, don't lose' ahh move https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/169014276944/review?move=86
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1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 Be6 4. d5 Bd7 5. Bxc4 c6 6. Nc3 a6 7. dxc6 Nxc6 8. Bd5 Nf6 9. Bxc6 bxc6 10. e5 Nd5 11. Nxd5 cxd5 12. Qxd5 e6 13. Qf3 Qa5+ 14. Bd2 Qxe5+ 15. Qe2 Qxe2+ 16. Nxe2 a5 17. O-O Bb5 18. Rfe1 Bxe2 19. Rxe2 Bc5 20. h3 O-O 21. Rc1 Bd4 22. b3 a4 23. bxa4 Rxa4 24. Rb1 Rxa2 25. Re4 Rxd2 26. Rb4 Bxf2+ 27. Kh2 h6 28. Rf4 Bc5 29. Rbc4 Bd6 30. Kg3 Rd3+ 31. Kg4 f5+ 32. Kh5 Bxf4 33. Rxf4 Rd2 34. g4 fxg4 35. Rxg4 Rf5+ 36. Kg6 Rh2 37. Rb4 Rxh3 38. Rb8+ Rf8 39. Rb7 Rg3+ 40. Kh5 e5 41. Kh4 Rd3 42. Kh5 e4 43. Kg6 e3 44. Rxg7+ Kh8 45. Rh7+ Kg8 46. Rg7+ Kh8 47. Rh7+ Kg8 48. Rg7+
Holy
nice
Thats what it supposed to do
Whats sbr?
This position is profoundly difficult to land
sun burn rise
wdym it's an easy draw
The position itself the draw
How do you highlight a move like that?
1890 10 am, we start from west to east to find the Steel Ball Run
yeah
oh yeah he missed so many mates 😭
Share the great/brilliant move, not the game
You landing into that draw is basically like 1 in a million unironically
anyone wanna play a game or 2 of casual chess? i just started and im lookin to learn haha
because of how the king and rook are the only pieces
Reminds me of my famous "The Protagonist Stalemate"
guys im about to reach 1400 again
Because that dude probably made dozens of misses
guys i have a chess tournament in this sunday theres gonna be a lot of 1500+ any tips?
The Infamous "Protagonist Stalemate"
Send it to gotham atp
hey , anyone here who want to play chess
Why is it called that? Because you legitimately need Plot Armor to pull of the stalemate I did in that game
guys i have a chess tournament in this sunday theres gonna be a lot of 1500+ any tips?
most boring game of chess ive ever seen
you have clearly never heard of anish giri
Lowkey give up if you're not above 1k
It's pretty much impossible to score decently 🐇

dont give up!!!
Play london/caro kann and force a draw
i have beaten 1000+ elo in tournaments b4
It's easy to get a drawish middlegame with those openings
Just play defensive 🐇
what openings are the best aside from london
Hey guys should i get the Premium For A Year on Spring Sale rn or should i wait for a further discount?
King's Knight
ruy lopez they said
there's not really any best openings
It's better to base off ur playing style
ofc
True if you play an opening long enough and are able to have future sight any opening can be good
Cough cough Hikaru cough
tbh i play italian/ruy lopez for white and sicilian for black
Sicillian has tons of lines
fr
You're not going anywhere if you play it at 1k bruv 💔