💬〡chess-talk

[wicked ingot]

Hi im at irl chess club i just got my queen trapped

[grim crag]

WHOA WHOAA WHOAAAA

[upbeat portal]

Beaten all of them

[fathom canyon]

How old are you?

[limpid viper]

its discord

[trail flower]

19

[upbeat portal]

He's 6

[lethal widget]

Grinding to 300 Bullet is great totally Great

[trail flower]

I thought the olds would get lonely and join tho

[candid merlin]

dont take it serious aunt

[lethal widget]

Not wanting to jump off a bridge at all totally great

[trail flower]

she*

[upbeat portal]

Tough

[candid merlin]

😂😂

[upbeat portal]

She's 6

[grim crag]

You are literally gen Z blud what are you smokin?

[lethal widget]

Get to 299 twice and then oh here comes all checkmate losses

[candid merlin]

gen beta

[limpid viper]

there are some older people i guess not many

[lethal widget]

Or people who premove everything

[upbeat portal]

I mean, you didn't said that you aren't 6

[trail flower]

im meaning I want an older mentor that actually takes chess seriously and doesn't post cat boys left right and centre no offense babes x

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

[grim crag]

That's after 2015 I believe.

[trail flower]

im on my period

so im being mean sorry

[candid merlin]

ok

[upbeat portal]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-bee-damned-bee-i'll-be-damned-shrimple-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-9456218215943143153

[candid merlin]

LMAO

[grim crag]

I am offended, but I shall refer you to #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 for the deep chess questions.

[candid merlin]

ya

[trail flower]

ah oki tankyou

tank you*

[candid merlin]

SIXSEVEBNNNNN

[trail flower]

skibidi TOILET

[candid merlin]

SIXSVENENENNENNENENENNRNENENNENENENENNE

[queen mesa]

what...

[upbeat portal]

You're welcome

[trail flower]

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/biggroove-big-groove-black-guy-dancing-dancing-buff-dancing-gif-8940322559998357308

[grim crag]

FEM CHILLLLL

[thin zealot]

Guys when is someone good at chess

[trail flower]

UWUWUWUWUWU

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-umamusume-uma-musume-hélios-67-umamusume-67-gif-1976190916739538027

[queen mesa]

when they are 3000 elo MINIMUM

[trail flower]

when they win.

[buoyant warren]

3456 blitz

[upbeat portal]

What the hell, i loved it

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[thin zealot]

Thats my passcode

[limpid viper]

i guess hikaru is the only good player

[buoyant warren]

Hikaru only 3455

[brittle iron]

anyone up for 30s / 10s + 0.1?

[queen mesa]

not that good, he loses to a fish

[candid merlin]

stocfih

[cobalt oxide]

you got it

[upbeat portal]

What? 3000 is full of noobs, you have to be 3400 to actually be considered a good player

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/sakamoto-sakamoto-days-anime-girl-lu-shaotang-lu-gif-14086137117160985385

[limpid viper]

oh

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/67-anime-meme-uma-musume-gif-7879870448219502522

[limpid viper]

i thought he hit 3456 yesterday guess im bugging

[fleet dove]

your elo + 1

[thin zealot]

Why does Hikaru repeat the same thing a thousand times

[queen mesa]

thix theven

[thin zealot]

Every sentence is spoken like 3 times

[grim crag]

1 brain cell left

[candid merlin]

SEIS SIETE

[trail flower]

sith heaven

[uneven zinc]

[candid merlin]

SEIS SIETE SEIS SIETE

[thin zealot]

I just won a game

[candid merlin]

676767676767677😂😂😂😂😂

[trail flower]

siz zevenz

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-epic-win-checkmate-dance-gif-17088961

[candid merlin]

anyone wanna trade braincells

[thin zealot]

[candid merlin]

i only have one

[trail flower]

me

[grim crag]

You should not trade when you're down.

[trail flower]

I have 0.0000025

[vocal pagoda]

chess might be the hardest sport oat im ngl

[candid merlin]

😭😭

[queen mesa]

chess is easy.. just be up a piece and trade everything its so ez trust

[candid merlin]

trade when you can

[uneven zinc]

...

[brittle iron]

sure

[candid merlin]

😂😂😂😂

[thin zealot]

I always trade whenever its possible

Every time. No exceptions

[candid merlin]

THIS GUY IS 2100 ELO

[queen mesa]

i always look for moves that arent the most obvious bc ik those ones are usually the bad moves

[candid merlin]

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[upbeat portal]

Why would he make a trade while he's drowning? Are you nuts?

[thin zealot]

Soon trust

I trade stocks while im down in the game

[brittle iron]

?

[limpid viper]

not true

[candid merlin]

?

[vocal pagoda]

one thing with chess is theres no genetic advantage like other sports which makes it harder

[thin zealot]

Im way better than 1539 trust

[grim crag]

Wha? You rascal!

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1766 (1772 peak)
Blitz: 1051 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 1240 (peak)

[thin zealot]

I just beat 2 1600s back to back

[brittle iron]

up for a 3+0?

[cobalt oxide]

its called irony brotha

[limpid viper]

the most obvious move is the best move more often than not

[thin zealot]

Im at my peak rn just dont play enough

[thin zealot]

Im trash at blutz

[grim crag]

?

[brittle iron]

5+3 or 5+5?

[grim crag]

You should be down, but for sleepin.

[brittle iron]

thanks for reminding me that it is almost 8:30

[nimble arch]

bro what is this

[brittle iron]

am

[grim crag]

Lmao wait, so you just woke up?

[brittle iron]

blitz, but for those who don't want to be flagged lol

[nimble arch]

just play rapid its like the same thing

[brittle iron]

two hours ago, yes

[grim crag]

My bad gang I thought you were making lasagna again.

[brittle iron]

😭

won't happen in the near future

[thin zealot]

Ill play bullet

[grim crag]

lowk need to taste that lasagna

[thin zealot]

1+0

[sturdy mantle]

So what do you think about this clip guys oh wait how long till I can send vids

[grim crag]

Need a minimum 2000 elo for that.

[thin zealot]

I can either play long or fast but there's no in between for some reason

[brittle iron]

it's even there as a preset

[ocean helm]

Hello yall I’m new

[nimble arch]

that doesnt make it better...

ALSO WTF IS 20s+1

[queen mesa]

they should add yearly chess

[sour bison]

Sup chat

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/nekoella-new-user-welcome-anime-kawaii-gif-5732516244076550360

[brittle iron]

for those who can't play 10s + 0.1s

[grim crag]

Meowww uwu

[brittle iron]

and also don't want to be flagged in 30s

[nimble arch]

nonnonono it says +1, not 0.1

[cobalt oxide]

welcome sir

[nimble arch]

what the hell

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[brittle iron]

ik, that's what i meant

[ocean helm]

Thank you

[queen mesa]

welcome to hell

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/nasawow-wow-animewow-anime-gif-25642476

[brittle iron]

don't tell me you've never had a look at those 😭

[nimble arch]

ofc I dont

[cobalt oxide]

😂

[nimble arch]

I dont play bullet

[ocean helm]

I started yesterday and I’m to scared to play a real match but I’m beating the 700 elo bot

[brittle iron]

i'm honestly more suprised at the 10 + 5

[queen mesa]

thats pretty goodies

[nimble arch]

you shouldnt be

[brittle iron]

but i am lol

[grim crag]

You can't play against people until you beat the magnus bot.

[ocean helm]

Oh god

[brittle iron]

20 + 1
for sure is weird
but 10 + 5

[buoyant warren]

im downto play 10s+0.1 unrated ofc

[ocean helm]

I played magnus bot using a calculator for fun and I lost

[queen mesa]

stockfish from temu

[marble kernel]

you still think it's okay to laugh at people?

[brittle iron]

last time we played rated
and it didn't go too well
but i'm willing to try 😭

[cobalt oxide]

i couldve sworn you had a rating role

[spare axle]

welp looks like ur unworthy

[ocean helm]

Obv means I’m better than a calculator

[queen mesa]

wait am i dumb i thought they meant a math calculator

[nimble arch]

you should look at my previous messages

during that

[spare axle]

yes(no(yes))

[sour bison]

Ik, rare sarah appearance

[marble kernel]

do you think it's okay to laugh at people?

[vocal pagoda]

i wonder what the bigger diff is, a 500 and a 2000 or a 2200 and a 2800

[queen mesa]

wuh.. so which one is it..

[ocean helm]

Is anyone else here new

[prime tulip]

Hi everyone

[ocean helm]

Like under 1k

[vocal musk]

yea i'm new

[spare axle]

n-no(yes(no(yes(no)))

[ocean helm]

You sure?

[cobalt oxide]

pancake or waffles?

[nimble arch]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[marble kernel]

do you think it's okay to laugh at people after a game?

[prime tulip]

Water

[vocal pagoda]

me and im already wanting to quit

[queen mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-tale-of-food-anime-huh--k01KS3VBWK27ARRQ8FAGHF132HS

[spare axle]

that's the spirit

[ocean helm]

I think it’s fun so for even when I get checkmated in 4 moves

[lethal widget]

I.... Just got checkmated

[vocal pagoda]

im on like a 6 loss streak idk if im made for this

[lethal widget]

By Martin

[nimble arch]

read

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-gif-20570181

[cobalt oxide]

these fence sitters man 🥀

[merry hound]

i am the greatest chess player

[marble kernel]

answer

[merry hound]

that has ever walked on this earth

[limpid viper]

500 and 2000

[nimble arch]

im not obliged to

[spare axle]

i have a 6 loss streak like every week ur good

[marble kernel]

yeah that tells me a lot about you

[vocal pagoda]

no actually how

ive blundered a queen against martin and still won

[ocean helm]

Correct becasue 2000-500 =4

[queen mesa]

wait he is cooking

[prime tulip]

I was on a 13 loss streak once

[slow prawn]

oh no

[spare axle]

see now who said chess players weren't good at math

[lethal widget]

A back rank checkmate from Martin...

I don't even know anymore bro...

[brazen magnet]

Martin is drunk

[marble kernel]

low elo*

[prime tulip]

Martin instantly sees mate in one

[vocal pagoda]

not even, hes gotta be on something hard

[lethal widget]

I am lost for words bro

[exotic kernel]

opponent wanted to BM by making 4 queens so im just going afk for 6 mins

[queen mesa]

man i am only 1500 on lichess puzzles i am so buns

[marble kernel]

holy yeah

[ocean helm]

I’m stuck on the coach tutorials level 5

[cobalt oxide]

maybe you could stalemate?

[marble kernel]

jesus christ 💀

[nimble arch]

https://link.chess.com/play/Dt81A1 rapid 10+0 unr, would perfer 1800+

[queen mesa]

ok maybe i am not so bad

[marble kernel]

no youre not

stop worrying about your rating bro it's all relative anyway

[exotic kernel]

I feel like saying gg before the checkmate is rude asf

[marble kernel]

it is rude asf

[exotic kernel]

what an ass

[nimble arch]

eh it backfires at times

[exotic kernel]

im 1 move away from getting ladder mated but it still feels rude

[queen mesa]

bro i keep doing what the puzzles tells me to except i dont make a random check at the end just say i solved the puzzle guh

[spare axle]

that's when u hit em with the medieval flail

[marble kernel]

just wait till this pink dude will defend it

[nimble arch]

I dont think hes read the message

[limpid viper]

sometimes its deserved though

[marble kernel]

i don't think you've answered

[cobalt oxide]

oh you're in that sort of position and you're stalling?
thats hilarious

[marble kernel]

or jus do the check in the end lmao

[nimble arch]

I have already answer that question, however you were not in chat. I have linked my answer previous

just read down

[exotic kernel]

you do not need 4 queens man just wasting my time

[marble kernel]

you said it's okay to laugh after a game even before you saw the picture, so who cares anyway

[misty vale]

HEH

[ocean helm]

Bro I had only my king and my opponent had a knight, rook, king, and pawn and it ended in a draw

[limpid viper]

after a certain rating the gg is deserved if they don't resign and play it out dead lost

[spare axle]

he's just tryna get u ur harem

[misty vale]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/0/ea810033e25570b84f111219df0336062df86b57b964568ef9a948ad30b935d1.gif

[exotic kernel]

you cant say gg and BM at the same time

[cobalt oxide]

well you're stalling so i guess we're all asshats

[marble kernel]

yes u can

[limpid viper]

then RESIGN

[nimble arch]

I was not referring to laughing at the opponent.

[zinc prairie]

please dont disturb us

[exotic kernel]

I would only ever do that to someone BMing

[marble kernel]

ok

[slow prawn]

Oswald my rating elo increased 158 in 7 days and IM 1400 now

[limpid viper]

calling someone out for BMing like you're forced to sit there and not allowed to resign is crazy

[nimble arch]

#💬〡chess-talk message I asked you to read down. This was the message from me below me stating that I did not see the chat in the image.

[vocal musk]

what is BM

[cobalt oxide]

ok?

[nimble arch]

ah two

[limpid viper]

bad manners

[ocean helm]

I had 4 brilliant, 10 best, and 13 great moves and lost

[vocal musk]

connect your account

[marble kernel]

youre right gotcha

[nimble arch]

https://link.chess.com/play/Xm5eaY rapid 10+0 unr, would perfer 1800+

[exotic kernel]

People get what they deserve

You waste my time making 4 queens then whats the problem with me wasting more time

[limpid viper]

is that why you lost the game

[ocean helm]

How

[marble kernel]

nobodys wasting time you've accepted to spend 20 mins if you load into a 10+0 game

[cobalt oxide]

awesome sauce
all you need now is a deathnote and you're living the dream
(you probably here this often)

[limpid viper]

no one wasted your time you wasted your own by not resigning

[spare axle]

you absolutely should not let that get to u

[cobalt oxide]

@slow prawn

[exotic kernel]

Why are you defending BM

[limpid viper]

its BM to stall games

[marble kernel]

he's not defending BM you're just not wasting any time

[vocal musk]

bruh just end the game as soon as possible ther'es no need to make 4 queens ANY time

[spare axle]

one day you'll get the chance to make 4 queens and ur gonna feel dope af

[limpid viper]

far worse

[marble kernel]

no

[exotic kernel]

You're the type of person to allow bullying then when the victim stands up you tell them to stop

Why would I ever respect that kind of person

[limpid viper]

bro YOU ARE NOT STRAPPED TO YOUR CHAIR FORCED TO PLAY THE GAME ON

[vocal musk]

bruh move on it's not that deep

[exotic kernel]

You're doing it right now

[limpid viper]

if your opponent has 4 queens be a normal person and just resign

its far worse to sit there and just stall the game because you're a sore loser

[vocal musk]

mad cuz bad

[spare axle]

for real what exactly is stopping u from resigning lmao

[marble kernel]

it's not that hard, resign if you want to give up wdym

[exotic kernel]

I could resign but I'd rather return the same energy

[slow prawn]

Need it so bad

[spare axle]

why

[keen charm]

hello

[exotic kernel]

Why not?

[cobalt oxide]

@exotic kernel
A common thing people do to their opponents who dont resign is that make 4 queens as you stated
basically they're punishing you for not resigning yet (its a respect sort of thing)

[vocal musk]

guys dendron blocked me i can't react to his messages lmao

[exotic kernel]

Dont BM

[spare axle]

how's the uptown

[keen charm]

its good

[spare axle]

nice

[keen charm]

fresh air

[limpid viper]

listen to your own advice

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[keen charm]

than downtown 🥱

[marble kernel]

it's lack of respect like @cobalt oxide said not to resign

[exotic kernel]

That sounds even worse

[marble kernel]

its lack of respect not to resign

[exotic kernel]

How is it disrespectful to not resign lmao

[cobalt oxide]

tis the reality im afraid

[zinc prairie]

How can someone be so good at chess? 🥹

[marble kernel]

because you think they're going to blunder

[vocal musk]

you can be banned for stalling out the clock

[clear mason]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drizzy-champagnepapi-yikes-shock-gif-7494138007525792949

[keen charm]

its not

[marble kernel]

i do that all the time

[exotic kernel]

This is some god awful BS unspoken rule wtf

[cobalt oxide]

You're basically saying you don't believe they can win the game

[vocal musk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/drake-gif-meme-hb8QcbgiqBYWsulRGu

[keen charm]

when you are like 300 you dont resign

[marble kernel]

just stall out the game lmao

[exotic kernel]

You dont improve by insta ffing when losing

[marble kernel]

make them wait

[spare axle]

or you wanna let them have a neat checkmate, in which case yea they might style on u

[keen charm]

also 1600-1800 should not even think about resigning even if you lost a piece

[vocal musk]

jarvis, look up this man's account and report for stalling.

[cobalt oxide]

when you are my rating you dont resgin too lol

its fine to not resign

i do it too

[exotic kernel]

If you're losing the best thing to do is not ff

because then you get better

[marble kernel]

well tbh i'm just thinking during the entirety of the game

[limpid viper]

explain how playing down 4 queens is gonna help you get better

[cobalt oxide]

but mate in one is on the board so i'd resign rather than stalling

[keen charm]

I dont like how people resign before mate in 1

[marble kernel]

just run the clock down, think about the different possibilities

[exotic kernel]

the 4 queens thing is disrespect im just staying out of spite

[vocal musk]

that's just simply wrong. it's fine to not resign as long as you're not stalling, sure make ur opponent work for the win, but also show respect to your opponent and resign and move on

[cobalt oxide]

im not saying you should
their is a medium

[exotic kernel]

normally id ff

[marble kernel]

it can NOT be against the rules to think with the time you've been allotted lmao

[opaque wing]

I was so close to getting mated, but I ended up causing repetition that led to a draw

[keen charm]

they are still going to somehow sell

but it wont help you get better

[exotic kernel]

True, you can convince the opponent to draw

[keen charm]

thats a bad reason

[exotic kernel]

bad queen placement

[vocal musk]

connect your account for trusted role

[keen charm]

what do i get

[limpid viper]

its obvious when someone is thinking vs just running their clock down

[exotic kernel]

Ive been down to just my king vs 2 queens and I didn't lose

[vocal musk]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@keen charm With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[exotic kernel]

So that's why I dont ff

[keen charm]

too long

[marble kernel]

nah trust i gotta think when my opponent has mate in 1

[spare axle]

"listen man I know youve got 4 queens and I only have my king but I'll give u 5 bucks if u draw"

[vocal musk]

gif perms, vc access, images, trusted role. more elo

[keen charm]

more elo ?

[vocal musk]

guaranteed 25 elo

[zinc prairie]

Why is my mate losing? 😭 Please pray for him to win his games

[exotic kernel]

People who trash talk in the chess chat gotta be locked up dude its just chess

[keen charm]

uh huh

[opaque wing]

How doth one claim?

[vocal musk]

do it and find out

[limpid viper]

this man has no self awareness

[keen charm]

im not 12 years old gng

[opaque wing]

And how doth one become trusted?

[exotic kernel]

I've never trash talked

[median pollen]

There should be a hall of fame to display what they said while loosing

[vocal musk]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@opaque wing With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[cobalt oxide]

and thats okay i do it too 🙏🏿
but stalling is a big no no

[marble kernel]

if its just chess why they gotta be locked up

[limpid viper]

no but if its just chess why did you come in here so mad that some guy made 4 queens against you then you proceeded to waste his time

[marble kernel]

just trash talk them back or something

[limpid viper]

its literally just chess bro

[exotic kernel]

He wasted my time?

[limpid viper]

ok im not falling for the ragebait

[keen charm]

chess.com doesnt do anything about trash talks or stalling out (kind of)

[marble kernel]

Yall both wasted time

[exotic kernel]

Yes

[sinful basalt]

yes sure

[spare axle]

ur right, honestly just break his legs

[marble kernel]

Well no he didn't waste his time

[exotic kernel]

You do the same thing they do and all the sudden im the one to blame

[marble kernel]

You only wasted your time because he watned to waste your time

[cobalt oxide]

fall

[exotic kernel]

i actually didnt end up stalling because he said WP

[limpid viper]

no

[exotic kernel]

but its the principle

[spare axle]

all is forgiven

[sinful basalt]

i cursed someone here

[cobalt oxide]

what does wp mean?

[vocal musk]

you should NEVER stall

[spare axle]

your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy

[keen charm]

happened to me also

[exotic kernel]

well played

[limpid viper]

this warning unironically does nothing you can still play

[marble kernel]

why not?

[sinful basalt]

bannable

[exotic kernel]

WP is like 300% more respectful than GG

[keen charm]

cuz my partner had no braincell in bughouse he managed to get mated in 1 instead of checkmating the opponent

[exotic kernel]

gg feels passive aggressive idk

[vocal musk]

you can be banned for ti

[ocean helm]

Can anyone teach me how to checkmate

[keen charm]

dont use acronyms

[marble kernel]

im stalling the game because im thinking wdym is that against the rules

[keen charm]

they all look good

[exotic kernel]

like gg?

gg is like when you type "k" in text

[keen charm]

ik

[sinful basalt]

oh i tought we r talking about trolling

[limpid viper]

its always pretty funny when someone you're playing gets mad tho

[digital python]

I somewhat knew the follow up... lmao

[exotic kernel]

if someone typed out "good game" you know they mean it

[keen charm]

good game looks more respectful than gg

[sinful basalt]

brilliant boy

[spare axle]

i love when my opponent starts flaming me in chat

[exotic kernel]

Whats the play if you cant do qg5

[limpid viper]

ts had me crying earlier

[sinful basalt]

formal*

[ocean helm]

Is anyone in here 2000 plus

[keen charm]

ig

[vocal musk]

yes

[sinful basalt]

i missclick every 2 games uaicuiia jia hhhhhhhhhha yuwu

[ocean helm]

Can you show me like common styles of playing

[sinful basalt]

i can win agnaist any 2k elo

[ocean helm]

Or tell me how they work

[keen charm]

like london system?

[vocal musk]

connect your account first please

[ocean helm]

How

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[marble edge]

Yo guys i was playing chess and the guy i was fighting was so bad then he said i was cheating bro is coping

[keen charm]

why are you making people connect their account ?

[vocal musk]

it helps keep cheaters out of the server if their acc gets closed

[digital python]

attack rook

[spare axle]

so we can hold u hostage

[vocal musk]

not making anyone do anything. it's their choice

[marble edge]

We saw that

[spare axle]

lmao

[limpid viper]

close some tabs my guy

[sinful basalt]

1v1 me

[upbeat portal]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/169004066230

[frosty peak]

detetive_do_helicoptero (1766) vs. william2p (1751)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 e5 4. d5 c6 5. Bxc4 h6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. Nc3 Bb4 8. Bd2 Nf6 9. Qe2 O-O 10. O-O-O cxd5 11. Nxd5 Bxd2+ 12. Rxd2 Nxd5 13. Bxd5 Qc7+ 14. Rc2 Qb6 15. h3 Bh5 16. g4 Bg6 17. Nxe5 Kh8 18. Nxg6+ fxg6 19. f4 Nc6 20. Bxc6 bxc6 21. f5 gxf5 22. exf5 Rae8 23. Qf2 Qb5 24. Re1 Rxe1+ 25. Qxe1 a5 26. Qe2 Qd5 27. b3 Qh1+ 28. Kb2 Qxh3 29. Rxc6 Qg3 30. Rc5 a4 31. Ra5 axb3 32. axb3 Qf4 33. Ra4 Qg5 34. Re4 Rc8 35. Re8+ Rxe8 36. Qxe8+ Kh7 37. Qe2 Qf6+ 38. Ka2 Qg5 39. b4 Qf6 40. b5 Qf7+ 41. Ka3 Qa7+ 42. Kb4 Qb6 43. Qe4 

[vocal musk]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-8ball-shake-luck-answers-gif-16445859

[ocean helm]

Alr I think I did know

Now

[upbeat portal]

I played that match while hearing frieren soundtrack, and it was beautiful

[keen charm]

rly

[ocean helm]

@vocal musk did I do it

[upbeat portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0J0RKrRpT4X6dDlN8uVUFA?si=pNBYQ6DWTAGzAMUHeCdowQ

[nimble arch]

oh that one is chill

its like more melodical than the other ones

minus main theme with its intensity or the zoltrak-based ones

[spare axle]

zoltraak is in my sf6 playlist, what a great soundtrack

[rancid osprey]

@wind bay bed time is over its time to play 960

[vocal musk]

great music but try and keep it chess related in ehre

[vocal musk]

post this in #💬〡general-off-topic

[sinful basalt]

r u a mod?

[vocal musk]

friend of the server

[zinc prairie]

The dirtiest flagger of all

[ocean helm]

Did I do it

[keen charm]

skilled

[zinc prairie]

ofc

[spare axle]

rekt

[vocal musk]

no

[zinc prairie]

i know

[upbeat portal]

It's a scene where stark has to pretend he's his brother, for a fancy party, and then he starts dancing with fern

It's beatiful

[nimble arch]

yes I remember that

[ocean helm]

Show me how again

[vocal musk]

type /connect

[sinful basalt]

stark as ironman?

[zinc prairie]

I am Iron Man

[vocal musk]

please keep this channel chess related

[keen charm]

does anyone want to play 10 second + 15 second rated ?

[ocean helm]

I did that and went to chess.com and logged in

[nimble arch]

no, child with an axe

[sinful basalt]

ur a girl tho

[vocal musk]

nobody gonna play against unconnected accounts

[nimble arch]

arugubally more dangerous

[keen charm]

bru why

[zinc prairie]

Am I?

[vocal musk]

it's sus. connected accounts have some reliability on who they're playing against

[upbeat portal]

Stark from frieren beyond the journey's end

[sinful basalt]

do u have a proof material

[vocal musk]

#💬〡general-off-topic

[ocean helm]

I think I did it now

[spare axle]

u did ittttt

[vocal musk]

yes good job

[sinful basalt]

ok we get it mr i will tel the teacher

[upbeat portal]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-clap-clapping-clapping-gif-gif-13465728489229726846

[nimble arch]

it was about music while playing chess and context I dont think its a conversation it should be fine

[ocean helm]

So know what

[nimble arch]

^from here

https://link.chess.com/play/8aSTH6 anyways chess match 10+0 unr, perfer 1600+

[sinful basalt]

was ur name pixel?

[keen charm]

@vocal musk how do i connect

[vocal musk]

type /connect

[nimble arch]

I think it was Neurolink

somthing like thaat

[keen charm]

application did not respond 😭

[ocean helm]

Now what do I do

[keen charm]

its not working

[ocean helm]

After I connected

[nimble arch]

shut up pixel

[spare axle]

now u must become initiated thru the ritual

[nimble arch]

privacy only works if ur connected

[sinful basalt]

/femboyspics

[nimble arch]

still LFG

bad

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> nsfw and not chess related

[keen charm]

wtf

[rancid osprey]

Pixel how to reach 2400 in 10 minutes no hacks 2026?

[ocean helm]

So can someone teach me how to checkmate

[sinful basalt]

do get paid to be a boring snitch no hate all in respect mode meow mwuah

[keen charm]

my bad bro but like why

[nimble arch]

tell support about ur main account and link that after creating an alt so they set ur rating to that account. Then win a game.

[rancid osprey]

🚌 🚍

[nimble arch]

that has gotten me a higher blitzpeak on my alt

[keen charm]

guy up there did /femboyspics 🥺

[rancid osprey]

Meow muah is insane

[queen mesa]

what the skibidi

[ocean helm]

@vocal musk

[sinful basalt]

erm

[nimble arch]

why do you think this will be better

[keen charm]

bro has no life or smth

[nimble arch]

you just did the same thing

[keen charm]

um hot girls ?

[rancid osprey]

People actually do this?

[ocean helm]

What do I do now

[keen charm]

🥺

[rancid osprey]

i thought it was a joke on reddit

[nimble arch]

no, specicially me because people did not like that I had 1200 rated alt

[nimble arch]

what

[rancid osprey]

Like make a 2500 elo account play 1 game and log off forever

[ocean helm]

Chess players don’t concern themselves with those

[nimble arch]

I got like 20 rating badges at the same time it was really funny

[keen charm]

i see

[zinc prairie]

just spend time with your loved ones, sir

[keen charm]

of course bro its full of nerdy ahh

[zinc prairie]

stop being weird online

[ocean helm]

Someone please play against me

[nimble arch]

stop being weird in general

[zinc prairie]

agree

[nimble arch]

and im not talkin about the acceptable king of weird

[keen charm]

anyone want to play 10 seconds + 15 seconds

[rancid osprey]

Ask @wind bay hes like shy but then the inner wolf comes out, its pretty scary, best to be prepared against him make sure you know every line in the berlin defense and the ruy lopez

[ocean helm]

I’m sorry the Berlin defense?

[rancid osprey]

I shivered my timbers when we played

[ocean helm]

I thought that already fell

[rancid osprey]

Berlin defense is another line that kinda branched off from ruy lopez i suppose

If you wanna theorymaxx then berline defense is a way to go

But that opening is like 2200+ level

[ocean helm]

I like anything German

[rancid osprey]

So not really a good idea

Very weak king in the center in an endgame

[spare axle]

anything?

[rancid osprey]

let me find a position

[rancid osprey]

What is bro

[ocean helm]

ALMOST

[spare axle]

attaboy

[keen charm]

🫡

[spare axle]

i believe it's short for "brother"

[torpid cedar]

i am very new at chess and am just playing bots, i am seeing what the hints say and alot of the times i dont understand why they recommend what they hint at. any chance anyone could help?

[candid merlin]

who pinged me wtf

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[slow prawn]

MUGIWARA NO LUFFY

[ocean helm]

If you connect account we could play against eachother I’m new aswell

[dense condor]

Im a new and terrible chess player and def need some help if anyone is willing, hard stuck at like 450 elo lol

[rancid osprey]

Blitz is so hard like you always gotta play it or your opponent will hit your head like a gong from being washed

[torpid cedar]

give me one second i will do it now

[ocean helm]

Alr bro who put that there

[dense condor]

Couldnt tell you but i dont hate it

[ocean helm]

lol

[worn ridge]

.

[dense condor]

anyone able to help me improve i hate being at my current elo😭

[keen charm]

why

[zinc prairie]

I can direct you to a channel dedicated to chess improvement.

[dense condor]

cause i want to be good cause im addicted to it rn but im losing a ton

[dense condor]

id really appreciate that thank you!

[torpid cedar]

just connected it

[zinc prairie]

Connect your account first type /connect then go to #💬〡improvement-talk

[ocean helm]

Alr

Can someone in here tell me how to send a game invite

[sinful basalt]

we should make how to connect ur discord account chat channel atp

[dense condor]

yeah idk what that means tbh lol

[torpid cedar]

i can add you and invite you to play

[zinc prairie]

Do you have a chess.com account?

[dense condor]

yeah

[zinc prairie]

Can someone send teh connect GIF here?

[ocean helm]

Yeah

What do you need to add me

Just username

[torpid cedar]

username

[sinful basalt]

here

[ocean helm]

Kolten124

[torpid cedar]

sent

[slate crater]

what usually makes you lose in a chess game (tactics (forks, pins), one-move blunders like hanging your queen, missing the fact that your opponent has checkmate)

[ocean helm]

Alr what’s ur user

[torpid cedar]

thehokage24

[cosmic merlin]

coding is harder than chess

[scarlet arrow]

nope, next question

[dense condor]

okay i think i did it

[sharp stratus]

Ello

[slate crater]

i was literally just coding bro

[spice surge]

This game sucks so much

[cosmic merlin]

coding is harder than chess

[spice surge]

I swear I have +6 pawn lead all game then lose

Because they just do back line rook

[scarlet arrow]

I'm a cs / computer engineering stoodent

[spice surge]

Tf can do what’s the point of even having a lead

It’s so tilting man I deserve to win but lose

[cosmic merlin]

didn't ask

[zinc prairie]

Please dont bother.

[cosmic merlin]

coding is harder than chess

[gentle citrus]

I win 63% of games with black and 45% with white.... what opening for white is best for a 800 rated noob????

[spice surge]

Game is so trash I swear get me out of this elo. Up a rook doesn’t actually do anything because just attack the king

[slate crater]

what do you currently play as white

[dense condor]

when i go to connect my account it doesnt give me a discord option it just sends me to my chess.com accounts settings

[spice surge]

This game just tilts me man

[gentle citrus]

Jobava london but i think its too hard and complex

[slate crater]

what about black

[gentle citrus]

Caro cann, i learned from alex banzea youtuve and im confident with exhange, advance and tarkatower variation

[spice surge]

Like idk man how do you actually climb

[rancid osprey]

I was playing chess and i saw a pixel on the screen

[spice surge]

Even if you win early you lose

[misty vale]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT???

[rancid osprey]

Idk

[rancid osprey]

Low taper fade

[misty vale]

one blunder was all that i needed for me to win

[spice surge]

This game is tilting man

How do you climb? Actually

[slate crater]

i either play queen's gambit or london system as white. try to not focus that much on opening theory at your level but im not that much better than you so maybe ask a higher rated player im only 1100

[spice surge]

Like every game is so bullshit

[misty vale]

just persever

[spice surge]

this game is just making em lose my mind

[buoyant warren]

@brittle iron ggs gtg

[spice surge]

its so insane. every single game

[brittle iron]

good game

[spice surge]

how do people actually like

[robust thorn]

Why people like italian opening, its so boring

[spice surge]

how is

how are most people like 1800 rating

how is the average rating like 1500 or something

[glass meteor]

because iq

[spice surge]

no but like that is like 5000 games of chess

[slate crater]

Average rating on chess.com is like 600

[spice surge]

idk im 22% percentile on lichess and im 1080

[nimble arch]

the poll was corrcet

[gentle citrus]

Thats not true at all. The median is 600

[exotic coyote]

average of discord server might be way higher, but there are plenty of people who just make an account, play like 2 games and quit.

[spice surge]

on lichess the average is like 1500

[exotic coyote]

median != mean btw

[spice surge]

im 22% percentile and im 1080

[nimble arch]

median might actually be better

[upbeat portal]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/169004741408

[frosty peak]

detetive_do_helicoptero (1766) vs. cheklagiDong (1786)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 h6 4. Bf4 c6 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. e3 Nf6 7. Bd3 dxc4 8. Bxc4 Nh5 9. Be5 Nd7 10. Bg3 Nxg3 11. hxg3 Nf6 12. Qb3 Ba5 13. O-O-O b5 14. Bd3 Bc7 15. e4 a5 16. e5 Nd5 17. Nxd5 exd5 18. Rde1 Be6 19. Nh4 Qg5+ 20. Re3 a4 21. Qb4 Bd8 22. f4 Qg4 23. Be2 Be7 24. Qxe7+ Kxe7 25. Bxg4 Bxg4 26. Rf1 Rhc8 27. f5 c5 28. dxc5 Rxc5+ 29. Kd2 Rac8 30. Rc3 d4 31. f6+ gxf6 32. exf6+ Kf8 33. Rxc5 Rxc5 34. Rf4 h5 35. Rxd4 Ke8 36. b4 axb3 37. axb3 Bd7 38. b4 Rc6 39. Nf3 Rxf6 40. Ne5 Be6 41. Nc6 Kf8 42. Rd8+ Kg7 43. Ne7 Rf2+ 44. Ke3 Rxg2 45. Rg8+ Kf6 46. Nc6 Bg4 47. Nd4 Rxg3+ 48. Kf4 Rc3 49. Nxb5 Rc4+ 50. Kg3 Rxb4 51. Nd6 Ke6 52. Ne8 f5 53. Nc7+ Kf7 54. Rd8 Kg6 55. Rd6+ Kf7 56. Rd7+ Kf8 57. Rd3 f4+ 58. Kg2 f3+ 59. Kg1 Rb2 60. Nd5 Kf7 61. Nf4 Kf6 62. Nd5+ Kg5 63. Ne3 Kh4 64. Nxg4 hxg4 65. Rd4 Kg3 66. Rd1 Rh2 67. Rd3 Rg2+ 68. Kh1 Re2 69. Rd1 f2 70. Rd3+ Kf4 71. Kg2 g3 72. Rf3+ Ke4 73. Rxg3 Kf4 74. Rf3+ Ke4 75. Rxf2 Rxf2+ 76. Kxf2 

[gentle citrus]

What ???

[nimble arch]

oh and it is mean in the stats I think which sucks

[slate crater]

Thats because the elo is higher on lichess than chess.com

[spice surge]

dang.

[exotic coyote]

ye no crazy inflation cuz of outliers, but i doubt it's that big of difference

[spice surge]

this game is so trash idk

[slate crater]

If you are at a skill level of 1000 elo on chess.com you have a skill level of 1600 or something on lichess

[spice surge]

dang

im 1k elo on lichess

and im like try harding 6-10 games a day

[exotic coyote]

i think it's just because lichess you start as 1500 which means those people that play like 2 games and quit will get ratings like 1200 but in cc they would be 800 or lower

[spice surge]

idk man

[slate crater]

Oh so the database includes all acounts even those which have not played games

[regal aspen]

are you enjoying the game or are you stressed playing it

[nimble arch]

im like try harding like my zero gaames per day

[robust thorn]

Even though, the average elo on lichess is way higher than on chesscom, on lichess the average player is like 1800 elo so thats kinda interesting

[exotic coyote]

idk what the exact cutoff is

[regal aspen]

once I stop enjoying I tend to play a lot worse

[nimble arch]

because its a different rating system, uses glicko-2 instead

[exotic coyote]

the average is 1470s i think

[spice surge]

i just want to winidk man

[spice surge]

i enjoy winning and hate losing.

[regal aspen]

hehe don’t we all

[spice surge]

and improving feels so insanely hard theres too many moves to remember

[slate crater]

analyze your losses

[exotic coyote]

when school ending for u

[spice surge]

yeah i made a mistake.

thats why i lost.

[slate crater]

ok but what exactly was that mistake

[regal aspen]

moves to remember? I don’t think you need to memorise much really

[slate crater]

you dont need to memorize

[spice surge]

remember dont make this exact move that was a mistake

[gentle citrus]

Lichess is for betamale brokies and chess.com is for alpha gigachads

[still spoke]

Don’t sacrifice the queen for a pawn

[nimble arch]

what makes you think im not done already

[exotic coyote]

you live in colorado

[regal aspen]

Ah okay

[nimble arch]

all schools are different ig

[nimble arch]

indeed, yet my school is different, no?

[regal aspen]

it’s different in each situation tho

it could be good sometimes

[tall mural]

svindlers mouse opening was better

[exotic coyote]

I thought most schools in colorado ends at like late may

[robust thorn]

School is worse than living on hell, ive had 12 hour job shifts and its better than school

[nimble arch]

oh idk, is it not currently late may?

[brazen magnet]

Does someone want to play chess in call

[zinc prairie]

I'm already in a call with my friend.

[exotic coyote]

ig, i was talking more abt like last week of may to early june ig not

[regal aspen]

@spice surge just make sure you’re having fun snd then you’ll improve

[spice surge]

i enjoy winning

[regal aspen]

if you’re not then take a break until you actually feel like playing again

[exotic coyote]

how old are you

[spice surge]

it just feels like either i take a major piece in the early game or insta lose

[brazen magnet]

Niceee

[brittle iron]

absolute masterpieces

[spice surge]

if we go into mid game and game is even its complete gg i have like 10% chance of winning

[slate crater]

im gonna try the catalan opening

[brittle iron]

or this one
this is absolutely to be highlighted

[exotic coyote]

67k games damn

[slow prawn]

my 14 win streak is over

[regal aspen]

you do look back on your games to see your mistakes?

[raw smelt]

e4 or d4 guys

[spice surge]

yeah i made one random move i thought was good that was bad

[regal aspen]

e4 any day

[slate crater]

10 sec | 0.1 💀

[spice surge]

i then forget whatever move i made 2 games later since too many to keep track of

[brittle iron]

lol

[regal aspen]

wbu

[robust thorn]

e4 but i also like d4, the catalan opening its pretty comfortable to play

[slate crater]

im guessing the 0.1 is to prevent time loss while premoving

because premoving takes away 0.1 seconds

[regal aspen]

it’s comfortable is it? arent you a pawn down for most of the game

I have yet to try it

[brittle iron]

btw

[zinc prairie]

Hey, how can you stream audio when you're on firefox? I can't hear my friend's chess pieces.

[raw smelt]

e4 and d4 are actually TERRIBLE! you should actually play h4 or a4, they have a very small chance to give your opponent seizures from your play!

jk

[robust thorn]

Yeah but you get positional advantage in exchange so its pretty cool

[regal aspen]

I like dynamic openings so that sounds good tbh

[regal aspen]

that will always happen yk

doesn’t matter how much you improve

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnUy5UC5K84

[summer jolt]

I always play a1

And if u disagree your 599

[regal aspen]

you crazy

[zinc prairie]

Please ping the mods

[brittle iron]

i heard you were responsible for pixel's new display name

[zinc prairie]

it's not chess-related

[scarlet arrow]

nooooo

[brittle iron]

yeeeeeeees

[summer jolt]

Son Batman ripoff 😭

[brittle iron]

cats can ease the mind when playing chess 🤷‍♀️
but i have no idea what else

[slate crater]

i play Kxe2

[zinc prairie]

No

This is chess-talk. I am grinding bullets rn

[brittle iron]

😭
quite persistent about it lol

[scarlet arrow]

MEOOOOW

[slate crater]

meow

[robust thorn]

How i didnt thought about that

[zinc prairie]

STOP MEOWING

PLEASE BE PROFESSIONAL

[brittle iron]

😭

[thorny night]

ngl ever since i hit 1900 ive begun hating chess

[zinc prairie]

I was grinding 2 days ago.

[wild vapor]

thats valid

[brittle iron]

i don't think that they're getting paid for their voluntary "work"

[misty vale]

chess make me hate chess

[spice surge]

im 1087 elo on lichess

[regal aspen]

chess is toxic

[spice surge]

legit just have to hope i win early game

every single game i win is based off an early game lead

gained like 30 elo today which is good

[regal aspen]

don’t play hope chess

[spice surge]

is there an alternative

[regal aspen]

yeah

[nimble arch]

@buoyant warren this is not good for you

[nimble arch]

nah bro im zening

[brittle iron]

no, they beat me 130 4 10 or something

[raw smelt]

instead of playing hope chess, you play pray chess. it's where you pull out a bible hidden away from your opponent and start praying that your opponent will not notice the blunders

[brittle iron]

here

[raw smelt]

well, i should probably stop making these jokes and work on improving too

[nimble arch]

no I mean stop playing frikin hyperbullet bro @buoyant warren

[brittle iron]

😭

ig we were both bored

[nimble arch]

HE HAS BLOODLUST

[zinc prairie]

I won on time

[nimble arch]

he does not need two

[scarlet arrow]

I'm held hostage

[nimble arch]

yay

[scarlet arrow]

help

[regal aspen]

I prefer this method, it has come in handy a few times. the scriptures can be soothing too

[brittle iron]

i do have to admit that sometimes, i just let my clock run for no reason

[nimble arch]

what

[scarlet arrow]

[zinc prairie]

Call 911

[scarlet arrow]

Imma call you first

[zinc prairie]

AWWWW

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/oie-oie-eye-eye-new-meme-2026-oioi-gif-1246152839019036726

[wild vapor]

ref?

[scarlet arrow]

none

idk

[brittle iron]

are there any hostage takers though
that would let their hostages call for help?

[scarlet arrow]

it's 3am

[brittle iron]

not sure

[slow prawn]

5 50 am here

[zinc prairie]

You should sleep. Stop hanging out with your gf

[wild vapor]

dang its 19:50 way over here

[scarlet arrow]

I have none

[zinc prairie]

Yeah

[wild vapor]

what gf?

[scarlet arrow]

right

[zinc prairie]

Good food

[brittle iron]

come on, let them be in peace

[scarlet arrow]

💀

I have no peace

[slow prawn]

accusation on a 'chess player' for having a gf😂 🙏

[brittle iron]

😭

time to find it then

[zinc prairie]

😭

[wild vapor]

sigh so single

[scarlet arrow]

what do you expect

[obsidian sphinx]

https://www.chess.com/tournament/norway-chess-3/join Please join my daily tournament 🙂

[wild vapor]

absolutely nothing

[balmy python]

[zinc prairie]

SLEEP

[zinc prairie]

[obsidian sphinx]

I know theres only 2 people :/ trying to get more

[buoyant warren]

I only stopped bc my dad called me down 😭

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-uno-reverse-crusader-uno-reverse-uno-crusader-uno-reverse-red-eyes-gif-17741833

[zinc prairie]

He has a bestfriend.

[wild vapor]

NO IMAGE PERMSSS

[zinc prairie]

or his alt

[obsidian sphinx]

Not my alt lol

900...

[nimble arch]

that is not a good thing

[brittle iron]

any advice on how to improve at 10s + 0.1s?
like i know that i shouldn't play the same openings
but at some point i just got bored lol
and i maybe should not give free pieces to a 2500
also suboptimal

[scarlet arrow]

don't play it

[nimble arch]

^

[brittle iron]

you're right
i'm better at 30s anyways

[nimble arch]

bruh

I mean its an improvement but that isnt much better

[buoyant warren]

I think just be faster in safe positions and be more cautious in unsafe positions

what i mean by safe vs unsafe is when like u feel theyre gonna attack u

[nimble arch]

3.Bh3

[brittle iron]

makes sense, somewhat

[buoyant warren]

like when ur king is open or theres a knight in ur position

[brittle iron]

yes, you pretty much always loved to get one on the third rank with a hook

[raw smelt]

anyone want to play unrated?

[timid current]

me

[raw smelt]

alright

[buoyant warren]

in an hour or so lets play again and make it to 200 games

[brittle iron]

😭
unfortunately, i don't have the time to

almost 10am
need to be ready to leave

[buoyant warren]

playing this at 8 in the morning is crazy

[brittle iron]

i know

what, no

first part i can agree
but second one no

nvm

[buoyant warren]

people do that in the morning?

insanity

[brittle iron]

yes, let me just pretend i didn't see a thing

[nimble arch]

NO

[brittle iron]

how about 30s
i think i have a better chance at that
tomorrow or later today
it will depend

[buoyant warren]

sure

[nimble arch]

Im seriously concerned for ur health

[brittle iron]

👍
finally someone to play hyper / ultra with

[nimble arch]

you can do both gd frame perfects and chess frame perfects

[buoyant warren]

gd, chess, and elden ring might be the game lineup of doom and despair

[brittle iron]

i'd bet at least 90% of the demographic in here is trying to avoid it lol

[trail flower]

guys how do you study chess and remember openings and pins and forks

sigh

[buoyant warren]

95% is more like it

[brittle iron]

😭

[buoyant warren]

30s is not too bad but 10s is cancer to play so i understand

[slate crater]

Bro just left after i promoted a bishop

[trail flower]

damn

[brittle iron]

it's just that i haven't figured out the ub stuff yet
it's insanely hard to get into

[nimble arch]

this is HORRID

[ocean helm]

I just got banned

[brittle iron]

i started playing it like a couple of days ago

[zinc prairie]

chat, whats the average amount of time one should spend hanging out with their chess friend?

[nimble arch]

PLEASE GET A LIFE PLAY SILKSONG ITS GREAT

[zinc prairie]

3 hours feels like 30 mins

[nimble arch]

Or the og hollow knight

[brittle iron]

😭

[nimble arch]

or celeste, tho I enjoyed celeste less

[spare axle]

proud of u

[nimble arch]

magic hes banned again

[trail flower]

how do yall remember openings yall

[timid current]

repetition

carries conviction

[torpid cedar]

chess.com says i am like 860 but i really feel like that is too high for me, anyone around that rank available to play?

[trail flower]

hmm ok I shall pray

[zealous marsh]

I love getting rewarded for poor play

[scarlet arrow]

elo estimation is bs

in game review

[trail flower]

I shall grind

watch me lock in

[slate crater]

it always rates me at like 1500 bro im 1100

[zealous marsh]

Why are you in the same server as me

[torpid cedar]

the issue is i dont have chess premium so i dont know the moves i made wrong and what the best moves would be

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/emotiguy-salute-joe-hi-emotiguy-joe-salute-gif-12916449566301630787

[zealous marsh]

A fellow VW user????

[slate crater]

LMAO

[zealous marsh]

wtf

[radiant stag]

Is chess.com ever going to add variants to mobile version

[keen grotto]

How are the two related? You can use self-analysis on chess.com for free, and it includes an engine which tells you what the best move is.

[torpid cedar]

i have no idea how to do this

[zinc prairie]

Hang out in VCs in this server and ask someone to help you use the engine in chesscom

[brittle iron]

lol

[zealous marsh]

[slow prawn]

5 BRILLIANTS IN BLITZ

[brittle iron]

and then losing

[keen grotto]

Click here

[torpid cedar]

THANK YOU!!!

[zealous marsh]

@brittle iron I once lost with 3 consecutive brilliants

So you're not alone

[brittle iron]

mine weren't consecutive and i pretty much guessed that i could make it work instead of calculating it through

[dense condor]

Is anyone opened to playing me in a 10 min rapid and helping me learn? im a 450 ish elo and newer

[brittle iron]

😭

[silent nebula]

Bros ripped

[brittle iron]

im scared

[zinc prairie]

Play against @torpid cedar let's see who is stronger

[spare axle]

aw man u took off the "woman attracter" bit

[dense condor]

i didnt even do it idk who did😭

[zinc prairie]

Sorry

[torpid cedar]

LOL

[dense condor]

and im down to play anyone, just trying to learn i dont expect to beat anyone here lol

[silent nebula]

BRILIIANTTTTT

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

[brittle iron]

yes

[zealous marsh]

allat just to lose

[brittle iron]

they suddenly started to play a perfect endgame 🤷‍♀️

and now are banned for abuse

[silent nebula]

I’m so scared to sacrifice my pieces in game

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

[silent nebula]

How to know if they don’t have a counter I don’t see

[brittle iron]

i do have to admit that i hung the mate

[zinc prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/syfy-z-nation-l2JJJ0CP1ZaKairdu

[brittle iron]

but let's forget about that part for a second

[silent nebula]

I mean I can do it on puzzles😁

[scarlet arrow]

🌸

[zinc prairie]

You rating doesn't and won't define you. Go sacrifice your king

[brittle iron]

Bh3!!!

[spare axle]

u should be, that rook had a wife and kids

[silent nebula]

THE KING

[silent nebula]

Yes probably little D and E pawns🥲

[rancid osprey]

Nice rainbow

[silent nebula]

Or A and H I guess

[brittle iron]

have to go now
so ...
have fun plying / studying chess!

[brittle iron]

one could argue it is

[silent nebula]

Anyone wanna talk about Jesus

Lust

[zinc prairie]

Ah hell nah

[zealous marsh]

Let's not

[rancid osprey]

Youre about to blunder oh shit

[silent nebula]

I struggle with

[scarlet arrow]

if you were to read the #〘📝〙rules you'd find out it's not allowed

[spare axle]

the batman cometh

[cursive narwhal]

Hi

[zinc prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/movie-austin-powers-international-man-of-mystery-l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby

[fresh tide]

oh hey

[rancid osprey]

Tuff guy

[zealous marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cant-read--k01KS41GRPX86FS1QW9WZ9GTXWD

[zinc prairie]

WHAT

[silent nebula]

You can’t talk about Jesus or Lust? I am willing to talk about lust in DMS but I will not stay silent about Jesus

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/bvi39.gif

[rancid osprey]

Sneaky sneaky

[cursive narwhal]

Am I muted bruh

[rancid osprey]

Yes

[silent nebula]

Yep

[spare axle]

yea

[cursive narwhal]

😭

[silent nebula]

Can’t hear you

[spare axle]

speak up

[cursive narwhal]

Let me shut my ugly ass up then my fault

[zealous marsh]

Dear fellow Christian

Don't turn Jesus into politics within 10 sentences

[rancid osprey]

🖐️ ✌️🫰👋

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[torpid cedar]

so i played a game and afterwards clicked this however it just shows me the moves made during the match