💬〡chess-talk

[meager fiber]

ЖРТВУЈ ТОПА

[candid merlin]

Я пытаюсь выучить русский язык, я совсем не русский.

[covert dagger]

Huh

[silver lily]

Im gonna bust all over yo-

[pale pollen]

Yes

[halcyon blaze]

I'm wining

[tardy halo]

понял

[halcyon blaze]

Sybau

[lavish oriole]

how many tabs does gnghave open

[silver lily]

No

[echo blaze]

Jst lowkey rook all over the place

[cobalt oxide]

losing to people who suck so much

[pale pollen]

it's a mac, it's fine

[tardy halo]

@silver lily let me sacrifice you in my language

[cobalt oxide]

@covert dagger
g'day mate

[silver lily]

Did you know the king can castle my side and my twin’s side

[covert dagger]

Congrats on 1700 oz

[tardy halo]

ՆԱՎԱԿԻ ԶՈՀԱԲԵՐՈՒԹՅՈՒՆ

[echo blaze]

Those grooves on the top of your head are attractive 👌

[covert dagger]

Is that Armenian?

[halcyon blaze]

Nice **** planing

[echo blaze]

I know

[misty vale]

my handritng be like

[halcyon blaze]

It's germenese

[candid merlin]

yo kerm i just beat a 1000 elo with a rook sac

are you proud of me teach

[tardy halo]

yes im armenian

[rain monolith]

A brilliant with a terrible accuracy

[pale pollen]

remove the d in your sentense

[cobalt oxide]

oh thanks 👍🏿

[tardy halo]

wym

[covert dagger]

🔥

[meager fiber]

i hate that o have to finnish ts

[echo blaze]

I jst beat myself with a ball sac 😭🥀

[silver lily]

Did you that i can spell teapot
T-E-A-P-O-R-T

oops

[grim crag]

Push g pawn > move bishop > push g pawn > Ba2 > push g pawn > king takes > push g pawn > king moves > queen

[halcyon blaze]

You'll never know

[covert dagger]

Armenian and Georgian are such cool looking languages

[candid merlin]

what the actual

[echo blaze]

Bros trying his level best to make us laugh 😭🥀

[grim crag]

sac queen for pawn, queen the other pawn

[echo blaze]

Stress accident

[tardy halo]

yeah the georgian looks like a bunch of heart symbols

[pale pollen]

balls don't play at chess

[silver lily]

Never talk like that ever again

[tardy halo]

thats what i think

[echo blaze]

Why

[candid merlin]

its not like i like you or anything >:^ @buoyant warren

[cerulean flare]

well wel well

[cobalt oxide]

i know how to win the position bro 😭

[halcyon blaze]

Guys silence

[cerulean flare]

hello

[echo blaze]

Hav u seen magnus vs hikaru ?

[silver lily]

Because

[cerulean flare]

Who would like to join me in bughouse

[echo blaze]

Ur the rook?

[halcyon blaze]

Me

[grim crag]

Yeah but that's like automatic thinkin

[cobalt oxide]

its just i keep loosing in these endgames from time debt

[echo blaze]

Then u must know that baallz are at play

[candid merlin]

ballz

[cerulean flare]

hi nihil

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/maki-nishikino-love-live-anime-maki-tsundere-gif-17352323448014569145

[halcyon blaze]

I hate chess

[grim crag]

Hi

[cerulean flare]

We all do.

[echo blaze]

And I can't play it

[pale pollen]

no

[cerulean flare]

Who would like to play a game of 3+5

[tardy halo]

my ballz best ballz

[exotic bluff]

UwU

[misty vale]

i love that chess makes me wanna die

[pale pollen]

🙄

[halcyon blaze]

2 straight gay dudes talking to each other

[grim crag]

Nooo pls

[candid merlin]

s-shut up blushes you're so annoying >:c blushes hard

[rain monolith]

@grim crag any opninions on ts?

[covert dagger]

.4 seconds isn’t enough to win that

[cerulean flare]

I challenge you to a 1+0.4 game

[exotic bluff]

How do I disconnect?

[misty vale]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tsundere-pout-petty-upset-gif-8657468

[halcyon blaze]

Wtf

[covert dagger]

That’s four premoves

[candid merlin]

guys stop calling me a fsundere

im NOT a tsundere

[rain monolith]

you tsundere

[silver lily]

GUYSSSSSS GUSYSYSYSSS GUYSSSSSS
so is it the “S” or “C” that is silent in the word scent

[grim crag]

I know Kerm, I know. I'm not a dummy. 😭

[tardy halo]

thats what you are tho in the anime

[cerulean flare]

ok 'NOT a tsundere'

[covert dagger]

You’re just dere

[candid merlin]

roshidere

[tardy halo]

i clearly saw you being tsundere so you saying that ur not tsundere is invalid

[halcyon blaze]

Dere dere

[cerulean flare]

oh good question but sc just equates to one syllable

[candid merlin]

hell nawh

[cobalt oxide]

These people suck mind you
simple Giuoco Piano Game and he makes a basic ass blunder

[halcyon blaze]

Who decided that

[covert dagger]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-shut-up-nerd

[exotic bluff]

Lowk there’s an anime out there with these exact words in it

[candid merlin]

pls stop calling me a tsundere or i will cry

[silver lily]

I like men
You like men
Let’s ####

[tardy halo]

tsundere

[cerulean flare]

No thanks

[buoyant warren]

tuffdere

[silver lily]

Bruh

[halcyon blaze]

Wtf

[candid merlin]

us 🥹

[covert dagger]

💀

[silver lily]

Its not what it looks like

[pale pollen]

I thought only chickens blushes

[cerulean flare]

Would you like a game of 2+0

[candid merlin]

🐥

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-pointing-you-vc-anime-girl-points-anime-girl-you-vc-you-get-in-vc-gif-8977390035243295671

[pale pollen]

[covert dagger]

I’m abhorrent at bullet

[silver lily]

No
I rook

[pale pollen]

🇸 🇺 🇸

[inland flower]

1600 puzzle? really?

[cerulean flare]

The queen has broken past its limits and has ascended to an amazon.

[exotic bluff]

Is that you on your pfp?

[grim crag]

Seems brilliant to me.

[halcyon blaze]

Silence

[cerulean flare]

Yes. Even better. So, whats the username?

[candid merlin]

lowk im in my baggy shirt and i feel like mahiro oyama

[covert dagger]

Whar

[halcyon blaze]

Isaid silence

[covert dagger]

💀

[candid merlin]

yes

[silver lily]

HEY GUYSSSSSSS

GUYDDSSSDD

[cobalt oxide]

thats an obtuse time control
i like the way you think

[merry bough]

What’s the strategy for winning a Queen + Minor vs Queen and 2 pawns endgame like this?

[candid merlin]

i think he doesnt know the word abhorrent

[grim crag]

I'm gonna sac you so bad you will wish you were a pawn.

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-chess-edit-gothamchess-gif-15757604376647805157

[merry bough]

Not my game, obviously, no cheating allowed

[exotic bluff]

Marry me🥺 👉 👈

[grim crag]

Sorry wrong gif. But ily

[candid merlin]

im taken sry 😭

[grim crag]

I'm so pretty.

[silver lily]

i wonder of a butterfly ever wanted a tatooo of an overweight single mother on its back

[merry bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1488066335891132477/chesstalk.gif

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-haha-haha-stupid-gif-18352447936202430144

[grim crag]

Fake marry me. uwu

[candid merlin]

waffle pulled alya which is me fr

[covert dagger]

Fine i guess just lemme get my computer

[silver lily]

Im gonna strangle you

[exotic bluff]

By whom😡

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-diesfromcringe-cringefromdies-gif-18240448913618646408

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eheheheh4

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Rapid: 1695 (1705 peak)
Blitz: 1177 (1194 peak)
Bullet: 847 (1135 peak)

[cerulean flare]

got it lemme switch from pc to phone

[candid merlin]

@buoyant warren

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-trash-trash-bad-gif-22234468

[exotic bluff]

Discord marriage💀

[covert dagger]

SHUT UP SAMUEL

[candid merlin]

son

[silver lily]

Fredrick feetbear

[pale pollen]

[grim crag]

Samuel no one's talking to you, stop being annoyingggg

[rare flare]

Who won

[floral fog]

Me

[rare flare]

W

[exotic bluff]

Son im crine😭

[pale pollen]

Oops I think I'm in a genshin server, I thought I was in chess.com... my bad

[tardy halo]

i have 5 apples. Calculate the train's speed from New York to Pacific ocean.

[candid merlin]

ay basi si bilbimin 💤😴

[candid merlin]

gangnam style bilbimin 😴😴💤

[rare flare]

This is lichess hq bro obviously

[silver lily]

I wonder if the black queen would tickle my pickle

[covert dagger]

Like 5

[cerulean flare]

5 apples per second. Prove me wrong.

[candid merlin]

mina mintip mina mintip 😴😴💤💤

[tardy halo]

no

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/times-up-time-to-stop-stop-it-clock-gif-14809690

[candid merlin]

mina mintip mina mintip 😴😴💤💤

[cerulean flare]

Prove me wrong

[grim crag]

100 km/h

[pale pollen]

cool send me a lichess invite

[covert dagger]

Sending when?

[cerulean flare]

User?

[covert dagger]

I did /profile above

[rare flare]

.gg/chesscom

[merry bough]

I’m crine bro why did no one answer

[candid merlin]

where

[covert dagger]

Oh wait it didn’t update that’s my old name

[grim crag]

You okay Lily? :3

[rare flare]

To what

[covert dagger]

froggitttt

[candid merlin]

its frogitttt

[grim crag]

Huh?

[silver lily]

If trees preduce oxygen,why cant we put them in the ocean so we can breathe under water?

[candid merlin]

wrong reply mb

[cerulean flare]

You've been banned or smth cant find

[covert dagger]

No mental capacities anymore :3

[pale pollen]

https://www.justdoinghomework.com

[covert dagger]

I just accepted a challenge from a 500 player for a bullet game

[silver lily]

🦶

[covert dagger]

I’m about to lose

[silver lily]

Then win

[covert dagger]

That’s how fried my brain is

[rare flare]

Just try to win

[cerulean flare]

Wait what not me

[slow prawn]

Im finally abt to be 1400

[pale pollen]

cool

[covert dagger]

What’s yours

[silver lily]

Then turn it into chicken

[rare flare]

Yep that's lichess

[buoyant warren]

flag

[cerulean flare]

Ah I see you. Mine is abyssalcovergence

[grim crag]

This too tuff for me.

[pale pollen]

sick

[cerulean flare]

Wait 2 minutes brb

[pale pollen]

who says it's winning?

[rare flare]

Ikr best chess site

[grim crag]

Well, well well

[silver lily]

I wonder if @cerulean flare ever wanted to meet me,im gonna go to the void

[lean junco]

where can you find here other discord communities?

[tardy halo]

You have:

5 apples

A train

Starting point: New York City

Destination: Pacific Ocean

The standard nonsense equation is:

v

5
apples
×
panic
time until conductor notices
v=
time until conductor notices
5 apples×panic
​

Assuming:

panic = 42

conductor noticing time = 7 minutes

We get:

v

5
×
42
7

30
v=
7
5×42
​
=30
So the train speed is:

30 apples per existential crisis
which converts to approximately:

88 mph

142 km/h

or 1 banana per second

Additional corrections:

If one apple is caramelized, add +12 mph.

If the train has Wi-Fi, subtract 8 mph

If a pigeon enters the cabin near Chicago, physics no longer applies.

[slow prawn]

1396

[covert dagger]

That’s funny I can’t find you either 😭

[grim crag]

Kira stop pls stop

[silver lily]

Then find them

[candid merlin]

mikhail tal is possessing me again

[grim crag]

Yummy

[candid merlin]

i gotta play

[silver lily]

stop eating my family

[slow prawn]

13 win streak 13 or 12 I forgot

[tardy halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1432755806075617290/IMG_0849.gif

[cerulean flare]

Incorrect. Your assumption for panic is invalid and there is no basis. 5 apples converts to about 5 satisfaction is negative 2500 panic

[grim crag]

I will eat them all, to the last one.

[cerulean flare]

Wait wait 2min pls

[silver lily]

Oh norsey

Send help someone

[tardy halo]

i have 5 apples. calcuate train speed from new york to pacific o ean (solve it jokingly)

Alright, using the highly advanced field of Theoretical Nonsense Physics, we can solve this.

You have:

5 apples 🍎

A train 🚆

Starting point: New York City

Destination: Pacific Ocean

The standard nonsense equation is:

v

5
apples
×
panic
time until conductor notices
v=
time until conductor notices
5 apples×panic
​

Assuming:

panic = 42

conductor noticing time = 7 minutes

We get:

v

5
×
42
7

30
v=
7
5×42
​
=30
So the train speed is:

30 apples per existential crisis
which converts to approximately:

88 mph

142 km/h

or 1 aggressively motivated banana per second

Additional corrections:

If one apple is caramelized, add +12 mph.

If the train has Wi-Fi, subtract 8 mph because everyone starts streaming.

If a pigeon enters the cabin near Chicago, physics no longer applies.

counter this:
Incorrect. Your assumption for panic is invalid and there is no basis. 5 apples converts to about 5 satisfaction is negative 2500 panic

Ah, excellent correction. We must use the revised emotional thermodynamics model.

Given:

5 apples = +5 satisfaction

But satisfaction inversely converts into panic by the equation:

P

−
500
S
P=−500S

Substituting:

P

−
500
(
5
)

−
2500
P=−500(5)=−2500
Now recalculate train velocity:

v

A
×
P
t
v=
t
A×P
​

Where:

A

5
A=5 apples

P

−
2500
P=−2500 panic

t

7
t=7 minutes before the snack cart arrives

v

5
(
−
2500
)
7
≈
−
1785.7
v=
7
5(−2500)
​
≈−1785.7
So the train speed is:

−1785.7 mph

A negative speed means the train is no longer traveling toward the Pacific Ocean — it is emotionally reversing back toward New York City while questioning its life choices.

This is consistent with modern rail theory.

[grim crag]

That's rad

[pale pollen]

bro deleted his chess.com

[zinc prairie]

delete this wall of text

[rare flare]

@tardy halo dont send it again and again some nerd can ping mods and get you muted

[grim crag]

Not even I go to these lengths.

[silver lily]

♟️

[upbeat portal]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/168955746320

[frosty peak]

detetive_do_helicoptero (1724) vs. Monstro-21 (1723)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 d6 3. Nc3 e5 4. d5 Be7 5. e4 Bg4 6. f3 Bh5 7. Bg5 O-O 8. Bxf6 Bxf6 9. g4 Bg6 10. Be2 Bh4+ 11. Kf1 Qg5 12. Nh3 Qe3 13. Qd3 Qb6 14. Na4 Qb4 15. b3 Nd7 16. a3 Qa5 17. Nc3 Nc5 18. Qc2 f5 19. b4 fxe4 20. bxa5 exf3 21. Qd2 fxe2+ 22. Kxe2 Bd3+ 23. Kd1 Bxc4 24. Qe3 Bb3+ 25. Kc1 Bc4 26. Kb2 Nd3+ 27. Kc2 e4 28. Rad1 Rf3 29. Qxe4 Ne5 30. Kb2 Rxh3 31. Rd4 Ba6 32. Kb3 Rf8 33. Rhd1 Rff3 34. Rc1 Bf2 35. Rd2 Bc4+ 36. Kb2 Bc5 37. Nb1 Rb3+ 38. Kc2 Bxa3 39. Nxa3 Rxa3 40. Qf5 Rac3+ 41. Kd1 Bb3+ 42. Ke2 Rhe3+ 43. Kf2 Rf3+ 44. Kg2 Rxf5 45. gxf5 Rxc1 46. Rd3 Bc2 47. Kg3 Bxd3 48. Kh4 Bxf5 49. Kg5 g6 50. Kf6 Re1 51. Ke7 Nc4+ 52. Kd8 Kf7 53. Kxc7 b6 54. Kb8 bxa5 55. Ka8 a4 56. Kb8 a3 57. Ka8 a2 58. Kb8 a1=Q 59. Ka8 Re8+ 60. Kb7 Qb2+ 61. Kc7 Qb8+ 62. Kc6 Qb6# 

[upbeat portal]

That guy was annoying

[slow prawn]

kindly refrain from sending these as I have an exam tmr but I want to study chess

[grim crag]

Uhhhh

[cerulean flare]

V is equal to 5/2500

[grim crag]

Meow :3

[tardy halo]

can you please stop breathing for a sec? i want to feed my dog. thanks

[slow prawn]

okay mater

[exotic bluff]

Well, well, well…☺️
Who do we have here🧐
Isn’t that⬆️ waffle?🧇
I have heard 👂 some things about you🫵
And I am not pleased🙏
By the fact that you 🫵
Are
Taking✊ my pookie☺️ bear🐻
I challenge 😈 you🫵
To a duel⚔️ 🔥
In a staring👁️ 👀 contest🔥
I am sure🫤 ✅
That you 🫵 should accept✅
This challenge⚔️
I am waiting⏰ your🫵 response✉️

[wooden vigil]

anyone wanna play a Rapid game ?

[slow prawn]

elo?

[wooden vigil]

1900

[candid merlin]

im crying 😭😭

[exotic bluff]

Was that enough emojis?

[slow prawn]

oh no

[candid merlin]

[slow prawn]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim crag]

You are pushing it bro and it will be your end.

[rare flare]

Good

[limpid viper]

im crying 😭

[lavish oriole]

anyone in here 300-400 elo

or around that

[slow prawn]

I am

[vital socket]

why am i not allowed to speak in vc

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/rasho-laser-gif-10090496

[exotic bluff]

Btw any big tips on Dutch defense

[lavish oriole]

add me sir?

[grim crag]

Whoa, a user turned into wind in front of me.

[rare flare]

Js delete vro

[slow prawn]

dont play it

[merry bough]

Dont do it

[cerulean flare]

yea @covert dagger challenge this:

[exotic bluff]

Are you impressed by my skill in dark psychology?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> abyssalconvergence

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Bullet: 1143 (peak)

[merry bough]

uwu

[long iris]

Go take a rope and end it

[slow prawn]

like a 1000 more than that but I can help you teach with every move u play

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> GM Mike (mike_e_e)

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Rapid: 1180 (1227 peak)
Blitz: 788 (796 peak)
Bullet: 614 (630 peak)

[merry bough]

<@&745328830649991179> let’s shut this down

[exotic bluff]

Why😭

[grim crag]

What is this a raid or something?

[limpid viper]

i'd be mad too if i was him tbh

[silver lily]

If you’re dating a female robot and the robot is controlled by a dude,does that make you… g4y?

[lavish oriole]

sure

[rare flare]

Stop spamming bro

[candid merlin]

no ew go away

[slow prawn]

the first move which is F6 really weakens the king

[upbeat portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-boykisser-gif-6310690632168156700

[merry bough]

Ban this guy already

[long iris]

Go off yourself you goddamn racist pig

[tardy halo]

@fathom matrix is speedruning ban

[slow prawn]

username?

[grim crag]

Lily I'm scared pls hug me 😭

[lavish oriole]

Samroadsam

[rare flare]

Yeah

[trail bloom]

what is wrong with people bro

[candid merlin]

fried brain

[merry bough]

https://tenor.com/view/cling-gif-10419099168557106015

[tardy halo]

i will kick you in your ballz

[silver lily]

gay

[trail bloom]

yikes

[grim crag]

Thanks I feel safe now. 😊

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-sparxie-honkai-honkai-star-rail-hsr-gif-10889252549833443047

[merry bough]

nya :3

[rare flare]

@tardy halo

[silver lily]

What is wrong with these people

[merry bough]

Bro failed at the one thing he was trying to do, locked out does not mean banned

[pale pollen]

haha

[slow prawn]

challenge has been sent sam'

[tardy halo]

ready for orders

[pale pollen]

they love to sacrifice you

[silver lily]

ALL OF THEM?!?!?!?

[grim crag]

I'm so close to blocking you, you are getting a lil crazy, special.

[rare flare]

Help @pale pollen get into lichess hq

[lavish oriole]

is this you?

[prisma niche]

internet not real gang just try going outside outside has chess too lol

[covert dagger]

Sorry just a sec

[grim crag]

I'm surprised they just locked him out. lol

[tardy halo]

give him a map

[candid merlin]

SACRIFICE THE ROOK

[covert dagger]

I gotta disconnect reconnect

[pale pollen]

not me

[silver lily]

Damn im getting hit on 159,318 people just to sacrifice

[tardy halo]

jk pookie♥️

[exotic bluff]

I think I didn’t use enough emojis guys😭

[pale pollen]

crazy

[rare flare]

Your job

[candid merlin]

bro just joined 😂😂😂

[merry bough]

I’m not; don’t give people what they want

[tardy halo]

make him attack with steiner

[grim crag]

Did you get out of the server or why you have just joined? 😭

[silver lily]

Literally 1 rook vs furries

[rare flare]

Again it's your job

[grim crag]

I like the way you think. c:

[candid merlin]

no

[covert dagger]

No I just disconnected because I changed my chess.com name so I can’t use /profile unless I disconnect reconnect

[pale pollen]

fr

[tardy halo]

i cant find manuel so i mudt forfeit this task

[nimble arch]

Wait this is the time

[grim crag]

Ohh okey :3

[silver lily]

I would love to cut your dih

[rare flare]

@merry bough what are you without "world team admins" role

[tardy halo]

i cant see manuel. where is he?

[pale pollen]

hahaha

[nimble arch]

Please connect your account!!!!!

[exotic bluff]

New GothamChess video idea?

[trail bloom]

bros 200 elo

[grim crag]

Well you are in for a rough fight darling.

[tardy halo]

she dont have a dih

[cerulean flare]

My mistake, apples is measured in grams. Panic is measured in seconds. apples times grams is mass times time which is in units of kgs. V would be ms^-1, so this equation is false and therefore so is the proof.

[covert dagger]

💀

[merry bough]

Doesn’t matter

[silver lily]

Exactly

[grim crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1501764491719999568/1501765002514923550/chesstalk.gif

[pale pollen]

want me to disconnect?

[rare flare]

Samuel

[nimble arch]

No 🙂

[exotic bluff]

Which one am I

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[rare flare]

Is Lichess better be honest

[candid merlin]

stfu

[trail bloom]

Genuinely what are we saying

[cerulean flare]

100%

[buoyant warren]

damn leave my gurl alone

[pale pollen]

I'M HERE

[nimble arch]

Yes

[cerulean flare]

No you are not.

[covert dagger]

PIXEL

[silver lily]

Well only 13 out of 159,318 people are furries

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/monica-crying-anime-sob-secrets-of-the-silent-witch-silent-witch-chinmoku-no-majo-no-kakushigoto-gif-6478583838289737059

[rare flare]

What you don't matter?

[nimble arch]

What

[pale pollen]

GOOGLE PIXEL

[covert dagger]

PIXEL I AM CONNECETED

[nimble arch]

Yes you are

[covert dagger]

PIXEL I DID IT

[candid merlin]

ok

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/is-2-tank-sssr-gif-7547735819277385384

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> froggitttt

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1710 (peak)
Blitz: 1177 (1194 peak)
Bullet: 847 (1135 peak)

[nimble arch]

Omg ur connected

[rare flare]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[merry bough]

No, I’m saying I’m a world team admin and that’s my role and why would I be concerned as to what I would be without that

[covert dagger]

yipppieee it updated

[pale pollen]

this is true

[nimble arch]

Probably

[merry bough]

I have it so that’s what matters

[covert dagger]

so PEKA

PEAK*

[nimble arch]

PEKKA?

[rare flare]

What are you without it

[tardy halo]

spotify premium is the best way to uograde your listening experience. tap the banner to learn more.

[grim crag]

PEKKA

[rare flare]

@tardy halo Here

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-pekka-gif-26041422

[pale pollen]

I did not know that you were from canada like me

[tardy halo]

hi

[silver lily]

Did you guys know that if i mix both backwards and frontwards in the letter in our keyboard its premouned qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

[cerulean flare]

Touching grass is the best way to upgrade your life choices. Tap the cross at the top right corner of your screen to learn more.

[grim crag]

I don't use music streaming services fortunately.

[covert dagger]

hush sammy boy

[pale pollen]

hello

[nimble arch]

Is it

Or are you trying to kill competition

[cerulean flare]

You never know.

[grim crag]

Hi here, I'm a lil gay.

[rare flare]

Trust me play one more match

[tardy halo]

i will do that just so i can kick you in your nuts

[cerulean flare]

Just one more...

[candid merlin]

i followed someone home and i breakdanced at them

[pale pollen]

Maybe I can see you and say hi 😈

[grim crag]

That's gangsta

[trail bloom]

you could say you broke it down

[pale pollen]

hmm

[covert dagger]

maybe i can cook you in chess sam.

[rare flare]

@nimble arch btw what chat are you overloading?

[covert dagger]

VOID IM READY

[cerulean flare]

i) Get to me - pay for expenses
ii) Somehow break into where I live
iii) Try not to get cooked

[cerulean flare]

ok

[pale pollen]

well we will see in otb

[grim crag]

GUYSS GUYSSSS GUYSS

[rare flare]

Do it trust me

[grim crag]

I'm hungry.

[tardy halo]

it aint that hard. all u gotta do is just simply send me the home adresz that you live in,

[candid merlin]

😂sofunny

[tardy halo]

u suck

[covert dagger]

😭 tf you mean user does not exist

[trail bloom]

I'm truly a comedian

[cerulean flare]

accept

[fleet dove]

Facts

[cobalt oxide]

you could make some pork neck bones

[pale pollen]

eat your

[cerulean flare]

the hehe one

[grim crag]

What I do? 😭

[pale pollen]

fr

[tardy halo]

I SAID U SUCK!

[grim crag]

Sounds like a ramen broth.

[tardy halo]

Hurry up

[grim crag]

Sometimes.

[fleet dove]

bones???

[grim crag]

It's not edible tho.

[cobalt oxide]

no ramen
just stew and rice

[pale pollen]

[cobalt oxide]

know how to make stew?

[grim crag]

Hmm I prefer tonkatsu ramen.

[tardy halo]

nihil is gay

[grim crag]

This is fake and gay

[candid merlin]

chat should i sacrifice my queen?

yes or no

[grim crag]

Yes

[balmy python]

Yes

[candid merlin]

ok

[buoyant warren]

yes

[tardy halo]

i have 3 vodka bottles unopened

should i drink them

[grim crag]

You should share them that's what you should do.

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-union-stalin-ussr-russia-edit-gif-16432123930007423420

[grim crag]

Keep us updated.

[cobalt oxide]

no it aint all bones ya donut

[pale pollen]

[candid merlin]

YAY THANKS GUYS IM +3 MATERIAL NOW!!

[covert dagger]

ggs @cerulean flare

[candid merlin]

i was kinda unsure lmaoo

[grim crag]

I knew it.

[cerulean flare]

ggs 1200 v 800 LMAO

[covert dagger]

yeah i know im realllllyyy buns at bullet

[candid merlin]

who won??

[grim crag]

What's wrong samuel?

[tardy halo]

lets learn how to solve polynomials

[meager fiber]

guys ho can i get to 300

[pale pollen]

bro lost to 847

[candid merlin]

real

[covert dagger]

no, i am 847

[meager fiber]

same they are too strong

[cobalt oxide]

example image
its good

[candid merlin]

she buns

[pale pollen]

want to play bullet @covert dagger ?

[grim crag]

Nice joke low elo larperrrrr

[covert dagger]

847 bullet 1710 rapid

[wicked ingot]

Hi

[meager fiber]

elo larper bahahbahabhba

[tardy halo]

i love chaampignon mushroms mmmm~

[wicked ingot]

Omg im going to irl chess club in an hour its been like a year

[pale pollen]

sick, I'm 2000 bullet

[candid merlin]

mmghh~ mpphh~

[covert dagger]

i am 847 and i dont even have to larp to say that 🔥

[zinc prairie]

Good luck!

[meager fiber]

nihil i just cant go past 205 could u please coach me

[lethal widget]

HE MISSES THE MATE IN 3 AND GET KNIGHT AND QUEEN MATED

[cerulean flare]

Me

[lethal widget]

A mate so good even the computer thought it was a blundern

[tardy halo]

nngh~

[grim crag]

Alexa I can see your rating role you know?

[candid merlin]

ahh~

[pale pollen]

under 500

[cerulean flare]

yeah for sure im 1600 btw

[meager fiber]

its bugged

[cerulean flare]

im lichess 1600

[grim crag]

Queen mating is the best.

[zinc prairie]

Why are you 205?

[meager fiber]

because im too bad

[wicked ingot]

Thx boss

[grim crag]

Aha

[pale pollen]

chess.com 1600 is way better than 1600 lichess

[zinc prairie]

You better get good, son!

[cerulean flare]

wanna game?

[grim crag]

brb Imma munch

[meager fiber]

but im a good 200

[pale pollen]

meh no

[covert dagger]

get a rapid rating and well see

[cerulean flare]

ok ok

[tardy halo]

Rrnh~

[floral fog]

Yes, a 150 Elo difference, I think.

[covert dagger]

😭

[zinc prairie]

Not enough

[cerulean flare]

no thanks ill keep to 300 cc

[meager fiber]

how can i get bette

r

[covert dagger]

samuel im not playing you bud

[pale pollen]

hahaha

[tardy halo]

whats 45+329

[stark wraith]

YO GUys i just beat the hikaru bot with 3 stars

[pale pollen]

🐔

[cerulean flare]

374

[zinc prairie]

You wont be able to comprehend it. Just learn how your pieces move.

[candid merlin]

im winning holy shit

[meager fiber]

but idk how do i move the knight

[candid merlin]

is this the start of my returning prime

[zinc prairie]

Well, figure it out

[tardy halo]

good boy~

[cerulean flare]

yo click on it and then click on the square you wanna move it to

[pale pollen]

under 500?

[meager fiber]

is it L

[zinc prairie]

Usually

[cerulean flare]

meow :3 prove mobius inversion formula

[meager fiber]

it doesnth show me

[cerulean flare]

change settings or use lichess

[tardy halo]

how do i move the pony looking piss

[covert dagger]

faahhhh

[pale pollen]

guys I'm only 1300

[cobalt oxide]

its moves 3 squares

[pale pollen]

I'm not that good

[cerulean flare]

lemme play you im 1600

[meager fiber]

in one direction?

[meager fiber]

if i made a lichess acc i would be like 2200

[pale pollen]

no you are 160

[covert dagger]

get the rating you cant just say that as a 1200 bullet 300 blitz 😭

[cobalt oxide]

sure why not

[cerulean flare]

play me

[cerulean flare]

ill double the bullet soon enough

[meager fiber]

u have too low rating

[cerulean flare]

trust 😉

[cerulean flare]

whats the user?

[covert dagger]

bullet doesnt even matter 💔

[meager fiber]

my fide is higher

[cerulean flare]

eh who cares

[pale pollen]

same

[cerulean flare]

what is it?

[tardy halo]

suu928

[cobalt oxide]

you could be content with that maybe

[meager fiber]

1840

[cerulean flare]

no mine is fr higher

[meager fiber]

but im a bit underrated

[pale pollen]

I'm noob

[tardy halo]

sels

[meager fiber]

last tournament i had 2013 performance

[covert dagger]

hey im underrated too

[tardy halo]

jwqen

[cerulean flare]

last tournament? 346

[tardy halo]

bwif

[meager fiber]

why are u below 500 then

[tardy halo]

krax

[gentle gorge]

Wow

[cerulean flare]

no im sorry i added 2000 to all of em

[tardy halo]

odal

[covert dagger]

1060 USCF right here 🔥

[tardy halo]

prefog

[cobalt oxide]

ehh
not really

[tardy halo]

weraz

[meager fiber]

oh

[cerulean flare]

my national crossed 100 btw im happy

[tardy halo]

loiker

[covert dagger]

lies

[tardy halo]

oco1

[meager fiber]

i removed a 0 from my username

[cerulean flare]

sorry sorry i meant 100

[covert dagger]

unless your nation is just actually buns

[tardy halo]

qfop

[cerulean flare]

yeah i was lying im sorry

[meager fiber]

oh here is the guy who won against me hiiii

[candid merlin]

I JUST MISSED A 3 MOVE MATE WHICH NEEDS TO SAC THE BISHOP

[tardy halo]

h

[candid merlin]

AAAAAAGHAHSHAHHAHSHUSHWHDHSHWHHEHFJWUHEHFHDE

[tardy halo]

hi

[cerulean flare]

play me whats user?

[candid merlin]

HAHSHHSHSHJWHWHDHDHHSJWJIDUDUIWIDIFOFOWO

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> finnamakebanger

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1788 (1860 peak)
Blitz: 1376 (1388 peak)
Bullet: 1141 (1162 peak)

[tardy halo]

here

[meager fiber]

do /profile

[cobalt oxide]

you missed a bishop sac?

[cerulean flare]

sometimes connected one ppl dont use

[candid merlin]

yeah unfortunately

[cobalt oxide]

oooohhh can i see

[candid merlin]

watch my game

fem12chess ig

[meager fiber]

yeah i can say the same

[minor blaze]

guys im 2000-2100 rapid but like 1600 blitz how do i get better at 5min (aside from playing more cuz i already been on that)

[pale pollen]

k

[meager fiber]

ba playing blitz

[pale pollen]

bishops should all be sac

[grim crag]

😢

[cobalt oxide]

femchess?
thats a unique name

[candid merlin]

wait i think that shi is a blund

😭😭

[trail bloom]

<1500 chess is fascinating

[meager fiber]

fr

[fiery jay]

Bullet ? Try do that, so u find good or okay moves in little time

[meager fiber]

average 1800 game

[stark valve]

Hello

[trail bloom]

a 900 more like

[next token]

idk if they have eval bar in the 1800s

they didnt have stockfish yet

[cobalt oxide]

oh you're on a loosing streak :0

[meager fiber]

i was talking about elo

[next token]

what is that

[fiery jay]

Bro what have i done 😭 I’m 1600 and 1500 ain’t so bad come on 😭

[candid merlin]

IM WINNING

[meager fiber]

rating

[candid merlin]

YESSSS YESSS YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[candid merlin]

yeah

[trail bloom]

1500s aren't bad they just don't have proper plans

[next token]

did they have rating in 1800s?

[candid merlin]

i lowered down to 800 to 550

[fiery jay]

That’s true

[meager fiber]

they are bad

[twilit quiver]

anyone wanna play rapid unrated, im 1400

[trail bloom]

they are 't

they have a solid understanding of the game

[meager fiber]

as someone who was 1500 they are

[fiery jay]

Bro just because ur fckin 3000 doesn’t mean 1500 is bad dawg 😭

[cobalt oxide]

are you talking about the game with ladbon1988?

[lethal widget]

Getting to 300 Bullet has been hell

[trail bloom]

Well i was 1500 and they weren't bad

[meager fiber]

a aint 3k either

[cerulean flare]

gg @tardy halo

[lethal widget]

Anything above 600 is good imo

[fiery jay]

Almost same same but dif

[lethal widget]

Be proud of your Elo

[fiery jay]

Depends

[fiery jay]

Fair

[meager fiber]

i have played against 1450 fide player blindfolded on a training

[candid merlin]

jehan34

[next token]

dont you mean rating

[fiery jay]

1450 is discussable…

[meager fiber]

no

[meager fiber]

but we are talking about fide

[lethal widget]

Trying to get to 300 Bullet be like

[candid merlin]

im gonna read yuri after this

[pale pollen]

hoho

[trail bloom]

that just makes them like a 1700 on chess.com but still you're 2000+ of course you're gonna think they're "bad"

[fiery jay]

I know that still it’s rly not good 1450 isn’t good but ain’t bad

[trail bloom]

1450 is solid

[slow prawn]

hi chat

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dominic Mitchell (badmariogamer)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Dominic Mitchell (badmariogamer)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 191 (797 peak)
Blitz: 132 (181 peak)
Bullet: 267 (527 peak)

[lethal widget]

The road to 600 Bullet shall not be stopped

[fiery jay]

Ain’t u like 2000

[trail bloom]

holy shit that rapid loss

[trail bloom]

yea 2041

[lethal widget]

Yeah a 2 year break will do that def

[meager fiber]

i dont even play on chess.com anymore but they are quite bad. my best win was against 2197 fide FM Miodrag Ljubinković

[slow prawn]

that is crazy😭

[fiery jay]

Dawg teach me ur tricks master

[trail bloom]

there's no tricks just reduce blunders, study openings, and develop plans for middle and endgames

[lethal widget]

I've only drawn 2 times in bullet which is crazy

[hollow rapids]

how did bro go from 800 to 200

[fiery jay]

I had a winning advantage against a GM

[cerulean flare]

I AM PROUD

[lethal widget]

1 was vs my cousin 1 was stalemate now

[fiery jay]

Okay thanks

[meager fiber]

and how did it end?

[fiery jay]

I lost but I played white so I can proudly say I had a winning advantage at the start 🥹 with like +0.2

[lavish oriole]

kiara could you genuinly coach me you can say no but worth a shot

[trail bloom]

i'm pretty sure that occurs against any player

[meager fiber]

i won as black against FM rated

[slow prawn]

I mean Im just 1400 there're much better players here to actually coach you

[fiery jay]

But I almost won against a GM trust

[hollow rapids]

there is no counterplay in ba sing se

[meager fiber]

almost means u didnt win

[fiery jay]

Aw, but I did actually win against a 2400 fide player IM

[cobalt oxide]

I've searched far and wide...

Yeah, I ain't seein it

[fiery jay]

Yeah…

[trail bloom]

what's your rating

[fiery jay]

1600

[meager fiber]

arent 1100s still beginners?

[trail bloom]

then you are just lying lol

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boykisser-cat-boykisser-dancing-boy-kisser-dancing-gif-5546097208163359479

[lavish oriole]

yeah ig its chill

[hollow rapids]

depends on who you ask it seems

[fiery jay]

No he went out of time

[meager fiber]

was it rated?

[candid merlin]

did you even click the watch button

[trail bloom]

a 2400 wouldn't ever lose to a 1600 even when down 15 cups of beer

[fiery jay]

No it was my coach

[hollow rapids]

some say 800 is early intermediate, i've heard people say 1400 is early intermediate

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kusuriya-no-hitorigoto-apothecary-maomao-anime-the-apothecary-diaries-gif-17671259089867817986

[cerulean flare]

gg

[hollow rapids]

it's all made up anyways

[trail bloom]

800 is still beginner

[meager fiber]

maybe if the time runned out coz he blacked out

[modest axle]

chat im cooked

[trail bloom]

i'd say 1200 is early intermediate

[cerulean flare]

gg @tardy halo Im proud of Bg5 even though it was prob winning anyway

[meager fiber]

1400 is also a beginner 1600 is intermediate

[hollow rapids]

yeah that's the thing everybody thinks they're right but hey guess what i'm deciding that i'm right

[candid merlin]

its done

[robust crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/buttsmarnn-gif-26886545

[slow prawn]

I mean I can help you with everything I know and analyze the games with you thats the best I can do

[candid merlin]

MAOMAOOOOO

[tardy halo]

gg

[fiery jay]

Bro I swear I did win on time, he had one sec and flagged he didn’t notice he had like mate in 6 I think

[fiery jay]

Bro 😭

[lethal widget]

And 3 checkmate losses inna row

[cerulean flare]

gg 😉

[lethal widget]

It's going fine guys no wanting to commit domestic terrorism here

[trail bloom]

1400 is nowhere NEAR beginner

what are we smoking

[cerulean flare]

guy that won against you eh? i beat 2 0

[cobalt oxide]

Oh shit I thought you were talking about a game you already played
I've been looking through your game history looking for that name O_O

[meager fiber]

i remmember hiting 1200 2 years ago on a holiday in croatia

[pale pollen]

bro

[grim crag]

Maomaooooooo

[meager fiber]

who won against me?

[tardy halo]

im so bad at chess

[candid merlin]

aaaaaa

[tribal sage]

what did I get pinged for

[fiery jay]

Wait in 2 years u went from 1200 to 2000 wtf bro

[lethal widget]

I hate people who become numb to chess elo that they think that if you aren't 1000+ you aren't good at chess

[meager fiber]

in a year

[fiery jay]

Bro

[cerulean flare]

so i can find you in dm

[lavish oriole]

betbet

[cerulean flare]

thespealaren

[meager fiber]

i averaged 5.6 hours on chess daily

[grim crag]

Shaddup samsie

[fiery jay]

Either u don’t touch grass or ur coach is Magnus Carlsen

[pale pollen]

like 1300

[limpid viper]

whats he on about chat

[lament zealot]

Ngl that's true tho

[fiery jay]

Yeah bro go outside atleast it’s chess tho

[trail bloom]

yikes same here

[meager fiber]

my coach is like 2100. i havent played for a year my guy

[candid merlin]

???

[trail bloom]

glad i stopped the addiction

[tardy halo]

ijs hate mysef

[pale pollen]

HAHAHAHA

[fiery jay]

Bro how did y get up to 2100 in a year

[meager fiber]

same

[lethal widget]

Listen y'all have seen my Elo and even I at most draw against a person who doesn't play chess like my cousin

[cobalt oxide]

yeah you can make the claim that they're novice (if you're a master or something)
but beginner is wild

[candid merlin]

white is dominating me help

[meager fiber]

by playing, studying and living chess

[pale pollen]

hahaha

[lethal widget]

Pause

[slow prawn]

colour privelage

[fiery jay]

And ur how old ?

[candid merlin]

im about to combjyst at you

[lament zealot]

Interesting choice of words

[lethal widget]

Unless it's Caro-Khan

[grim crag]

New PP Gang in town :0

[meager fiber]

like i remember most i have ever played chess in 1 day was in 2024 i had played for 14 hours

[lethal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-my-beloved-chess-opening-caro-kann-opening-gif-25222289

[meager fiber]

im 18

[fiery jay]

Damn…

[lament zealot]

Huh

[candid merlin]

IM WINNING

[slow prawn]

ALIENNN GAMBITTTT

[trail bloom]

COME ON BRO I WAS WAITING FOR THE CATALAN

[cobalt oxide]

What in the red lining?

[candid merlin]

I DONINATED THEM YESSSSSSS

[fiery jay]

Okay one day i will become 2000 rated like y’all

[meager fiber]

i started at 15 and like 4 months

[grim crag]

Pride Pawn gaaang soooon

[fiery jay]

Okay

[lament zealot]

Ye ye W Pp big fat pp

[hollow rapids]

caro kannnnn

[candid merlin]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINEEDDDD

[trail bloom]

IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FORRR

[candid merlin]

IS THIS WHAT YOU CAME FORRR AHHHHHHHHH

[grim crag]

I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me. (sometimes).

[slow prawn]

IMMA BECOME 2000 TILL AUGUST

[fiery jay]

My gambit my Legacy !!!

[grim crag]

Lesgooo

[slow prawn]

😭 SAME

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/witty-alien-volen-dyulgerov-alien-gambit-chess-martian-gambit-gif-7886664521469814289

[cobalt oxide]

I AMMM THE DESTROYER OF CARO KANNN

[fiery jay]

And ur rating ?

[meager fiber]

i was like 560 back then

[candid merlin]

i wanna feel kawaii even though im a rugged person

[slow prawn]

1400 rn

[lament zealot]

It's not worth it trust me stop while u can

[fiery jay]

Bro rly locked in

[pale pollen]

OH FOKING LORD

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/good-girl-good-girl-meme-good-girl-anime-kiska-sempai-art-gif-1063836635183071148

[stiff quarry]

I really need to find a therapy server ngk

[candid merlin]

i folded

[hollow rapids]

i hope i see more nc3 caro kanns soon, i am prepared

[candid merlin]

im about to combust

[meager fiber]

yeah but i think i could get 2k on fide by the end of august

[pale pollen]

bro that's almost nsfw

[slow prawn]

I cant Ive been spending more than 12 hours a day on chess for the past month

[fiery jay]

U have like 2 months and some weeks that is prob not possible bro

[fiery jay]

Damn

[grim crag]

You're on fire ngl W W W

[candid merlin]

ny losing streak is over guys

[slow prawn]

I mean I have to reach 1700 by 12th june started this challenge on 12th may when I was 1200

[grim crag]

Share game gif

[lament zealot]

U gonna be underwhelmed when u hit 2000 trust me like u happy for the first 2 mins then u get depressed after u realize the time u wasted

[candid merlin]

[Event "Jehan34 vs fem12chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-05-20"]
[White "Jehan34"]
[Black "fem12chess"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "526"]
[BlackElo "560"]
[TimeControl "900+10"]
[Termination "fem12chess won by checkmate"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 f5 4. exf5 d5 5. Bb5 Qd6 6. Qe2 e4 7. d3 Bxf5 8. O-O
   O-O-O 9. dxe4 Re8 10. Nxd5 Rxe4 11. Qd3 Nf6 12. Nxf6 gxf6 13. Nh4 Qxh2+ 14. Kxh2
   Rxh4+ 15. Kg1 Bxd3 16. cxd3 Nd4 17. Re1 Bd6 18. g3 Nf3+ 19. Kf1 Rh1+ 20. Ke2
   Rxe1+ 21. Kxf3 c6 22. Bc4 Bxg3 23. Kxg3 Rg1+ 24. Kf3 b5 25. Be6+ Kb7 26. b4 Re8
2. Bf5 Re5 28. Kf4 Rf1 29. d4 Rxf2+ 30. Kg4 Rexf5 31. Be3 h5+ 32. Kg3 R2f3+ 33.
   Kh4 Rxe3 34. a4 Rf4+ 35. Kxh5 Rh3+ 36. Kg6 Rg4+ 37. Kxf6 Rf3+ 38. Ke5 Rg5+ 39.
   Ke4 Rgf5 40. axb5 cxb5 41. Rc1 R3f4+ 42. Ke3 Rf3+ 43. Ke4 Rf2 44. Rc5 R5f3 45.
   Rxb5+ Ka8 46. Ra5 Rf4+ 47. Ke3 R2f3+ 48. Ke2 Rf1 49. Ke3 R4f3+ 50. Ke4 R3f2 51.
   b5 Re1+ 52. Kd3 Rf3+ 53. Kd2 Rg1 54. d5 Rg2+ 55. Ke1 Rh2 56. d6 Rg3 57. Kf1 Rf3+
3. Kg1 Rh7 59. b6 Rf6 60. Rd5 Rg7+ 61. Kh2 Rh6+ 62. Rh5 Rxh5# 0-1

[pale pollen]

good luck

[meager fiber]

fr ii have removed chess addiction from my life but gained another

[candid merlin]

wait thats pgn

[grim crag]

It's just a pat, sam you are so boring pls stop replying to me.

[fiery jay]

But i do belive u can get 1700 or 1800 by August of u lock in like Alexa

[slow prawn]

its fine IM gonna go professional in chess

[fiery jay]

Like what?

[slow prawn]

thanks

[sinful basalt]

do people actually read this and understand

[meager fiber]

smoking

[candid merlin]

yes

[fiery jay]

Bro…

[slow prawn]

Imma try it till june

[lament zealot]

😬😬😬

[grim crag]

I don't I need gif. 😭

[fiery jay]

Good luck

[sinful basalt]

1v1 me ranked

[fathom canyon]

Sub to GothamChess and you can 1.5x that

[meager fiber]

what im smoking rn

[sinful basalt]

who wana 1v1 me

[slow prawn]

no thanks

[fiery jay]

Don’t be like bobby fischer tho…..

[fiery jay]

I’m smoking u tho 🔥

[sinful basalt]

who wana 1v1 me

[slow prawn]

will become mikail smoke and sacrifice everything

[candid merlin]

so its not a brilliant, but nh4(!!) was brilliant for white

[meager fiber]

is that supposed to be a kind of rizz or what

[fiery jay]

Yeah trust i have watched so much chess that i literally say BRILLAINT every second irl

[fathom canyon]

Oh my God

[fiery jay]

Nah, like smoking somebody = destroying them

[pale pollen]

[grim crag]

That's so not cool

[pale pollen]

yes

[fiery jay]

💀😭

[candid merlin]

it was probably an accidental brilliant

[slow prawn]

its not really a brilliant cuz focus on what will be the advantage to u

[meager fiber]

u cant destroy me what is ur rating

[fiery jay]

Yeah

[queen mesa]

Bleh

[fiery jay]

2600

[meager fiber]

maybe 1600

[fiery jay]

I were kidding I’m 2600

[slow prawn]

1v1 me

[candid merlin]

ya

[pale pollen]

beh beh

[candid merlin]

i was unsure if i need to sac it lmaoo

[meager fiber]

we already played

[slow prawn]

still best move great job in finding it

[lethal widget]

Sigh man starting to doubt if 300 Bullet is possible today

[candid merlin]

so i know my weakness now

[fiery jay]

Is 93% accuracy nice or okay? In blitz

[slow prawn]

Ik that but I wanna get destroyed

[candid merlin]

im unsure if i need to sacrifice

[grim crag]

What is it?

[lethal widget]

I need some Sweet Potato Fries

[candid merlin]

want to get destroyed by me instead? (bedwars)

[fiery jay]

I won’t sac the queen but I will sac the ROOOOOKKKKK

[candid merlin]

unsure of making moves

[slow prawn]

I dont play bedwars

[lethal widget]

Only Sacrifice if you have a plan and it betters your position

[candid merlin]

yk what im talking about

https://tenor.com/view/nazuna-nazuna-nanakusa-toung-tongue-out-blue-eyes-gif-14494454093092873508

[grim crag]

But it's fun?

[sinful basalt]

who wana 1v1 me

[sinful basalt]

ok ur blocked

[slow prawn]

the game from this morning?

[candid merlin]

bro im soryy

[grim crag]

So u basically have gotham syndrome.

[lethal widget]

I would rather lose to a elementary schooler at chess than play bed wars

[slow prawn]

chess is more fun

[candid merlin]

😭😭😭😭

[candid merlin]

ig bro 💔💔

[lethal widget]

Play 30 minute Rapid then

[grim crag]

Meowww uwu

[slow prawn]

1v1 rapid?

[fiery jay]

Chess is fun untill u become Bobby Fischer bro… 😭

[candid merlin]

no

[sinful basalt]

haii

[candid merlin]

my phones at life support

[grim crag]

Sometimes.

[lethal widget]

And then you go off the grid and move to greenland

[slow prawn]

1v1 rapid?

[candid merlin]

2%

[hollow rapids]

isn't it quite common? sometimes i catch myself doing that too and i just make the first move that comes up in my head

[lethal widget]

Nobody wants to 1v1 Kira

[grim crag]

Still munchin sry

[candid merlin]

gotham what now

[slow prawn]

EVERYTIME I have minecraft tho my brother downloaded it but Ive never played it

[lethal widget]

Pov you play bullet:

[sturdy aspen]

it's half off so i bought diamond

[grim crag]

bedwars uwu

[sinful basalt]

most low elo do this

[slow prawn]

fr man Im depressed

[sinful basalt]

erm

[candid merlin]

diamon

[queen mesa]

YAYY I didn’t make any blunders

[sinful basalt]

i wana 1v1 kira

[candid merlin]

i made 2 blunders in this game wtf

[grim crag]

Pride Pawn supremacy in chat today.

[sturdy aspen]

SUPER TRUTH NOVA

[candid merlin]

and 7 blunders from the opponent

[slow prawn]

I aint playing rated with u I will lose 16 elo if I lose and 8 if a draw

[grim crag]

Yesyesyesss

[pale pollen]

bro

[sinful basalt]

i only support fb and l

[hollow rapids]

higher rated than 90 percent of all active profiles on the site btw

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-eddie-incoming-i-don't-want-t-be-involved-count-me-out-gif-11479621658779807753

[sinful basalt]

elo?

[hollow rapids]

1100

[grim crag]

Mid

[slow prawn]

why's the rating still 1550 if the precision for endgame is 0

[sinful basalt]

wth u mean mid

[tribal sage]

I probably sent this yesterday but it's just too good

[sinful basalt]

1v1 me

[tribal sage]

cuz. I'm 2000 and the game rating is relative to my actual rating

[hollow rapids]

why would i

[grim crag]

Gothamchess u know the guy?

[slow prawn]

OHHHHHHh

[grim crag]

mid take

[queen mesa]

I feel like that rating makes no sense.. I get like 800 rating if I am lucky even after like 20 best moves

[cursive narwhal]

Ur Italian?

[sinful basalt]

its k if ur scared most ppl are ur not alone mwuah

[tribal sage]

A 100 playing perfectly can get around 1200, whereas my friend who's 2200 got 1500 with a 0 accuracy game (he was trolling)

[slow prawn]

he's hong kongese

[tribal sage]

yeah

[cursive narwhal]

O I c

[tribal sage]

screen was in spanish though

not italian, close enough tbf

[cursive narwhal]

I thought it was Italian

[tribal sage]

close enough

[cursive narwhal]

I think I’m slow

[sinful basalt]

hola mama cita

[nimble arch]

What does that mean?

[cursive narwhal]

Fr

[nimble arch]

If you mean chat overlord role i just have that for having many messages

[grim crag]

Ahora estamos hablando.

[tribal sage]

I havea creative and original name for you
wait for it
pixel

[hollow rapids]

if you're actually 500-999 i have nothing to gain, if you're smurfing or sum i won't learn anything from the loss so it's a lose lose situation

[sinful basalt]

ik 1 word in spanish(buta madre

[tribal sage]

no, creyemos que estamos hablando, no sabemos

[scarlet arrow]

Nintendo should go back to doing Zelda like Skyward Sword

[grim crag]

I kinda like it.

[scarlet arrow]

having so much more fun than Totk

[tribal sage]

same

[scarlet arrow]

[tribal sage]

whats totk

[scarlet arrow]

tears of the kingdom

[hollow rapids]

totk was so fun though

[tribal sage]

never heard of it

I don't play console games anymore

[grim crag]

Zelda movie when?

[tribal sage]

After I sadly forgot about my pokemon games

I went to supercell games

[sinful basalt]

Amor, sé que me quieres a tu lado.

[tribal sage]

whats a lado

[scarlet arrow]

Yeah but I really miss the original recipe

I need true dungeons

[tribal sage]

@grim crag translate por favor

[scarlet arrow]

I need a storyline

I need puzzles

[buoyant berry]

Hello humans