💬〡chess-talk

[grim crag]

Free pats for everyone.

[charred bane]

Even though I don't play the sicilian

[keen charm]

who plays Qe2

[queen mesa]

:p

[sharp kelp]

okay let me show u the other one

[plain ember]

Same, i just know it's good lol

[cursive narwhal]

Lmaoo ikr

[wanton venture]

has anhone here beat a gm becore?

[cursive narwhal]

I feel the same way otb is easier a lot more enjoyable for me idk what it is

[charred bane]

I just beat an ACM 2 minutes ago

[keen charm]

i beat a Goo-ner master

[grim crag]

Yes, I've beaten lots of Gay Masters.

[keen charm]

thats nothing gng

[charred bane]

I knnow

[plain ember]

Highest fide rated person i beat was 1700 online lol

[slow folio]

oh thanks bro

[wanton venture]

what elo was rbe cm?

[sharp kelp]

other way every game goes

[plain ember]

He was like 50

[charred bane]

below 1400

[gloomy zodiac]

who can coach me to 1200-1500 elo in chess?

[keen charm]

kinda bad honestly

[wanton venture]

wtf cm below 1400?

is he 95?

[keen charm]

why are you trying to develop your bishop that way

[sharp kelp]

for white?

[tiny hawk]

@idle meteor

[grim crag]

That's me.

[sharp kelp]

this is the best place to be as white against scandanavian

[lunar crescent]

I'm at 1000+ elo rn and the opponents i've been facing is so damn serious It takes them 5mins to move ONCE then they're so fast

[charred bane]

The rating limit for ACM is 1100, and you need to maintain that rating for FIFTY tournaments

[keen charm]

he said ACM which is like 1200

[solid ruin]

anyone down to play 500-700 ELO

[sharp kelp]

me me

[keen charm]

and its made by fide to get money from little kids

[sharp kelp]

im 750 is that okay

[charred bane]

It says here

[coarse solstice]

guys i may or may not have accidentally gotten a brilliant move and not used it 😭

[grim crag]

Hop on chess

[solid ruin]

add me

[wanton venture]

Crazy

[cursive narwhal]

The amount of calculations they’re doing is insane lol

[keen charm]

to make them "think" that they are titled player but its bs

[wanton venture]

Never seen that

[keen charm]

they dont even recognize the title

[prime tulip]

Happens every time

[cursive narwhal]

That’d be so annoying for me tho taking 5 mins for one move 😂

[sharp kelp]

https://www.chess.com/member/goobert71

[gloomy zodiac]

who can coach me to 1200-1500 elo in chess?

[plain ember]

They pay for the ego boost lol

[charred bane]

ik

[jade relic]

GM gang

[lunar crescent]

I know like fym they calculate all 5mins to make one move and they've predicted all my moves 😭

[polar grotto]

only you can improve yourself truly

[keen charm]

honestly playing in chess tournament is kinda waste of money

[cursive narwhal]

😭they know ALL the lines bro

[sharp kelp]

whats ur acc

[jade relic]

No, you gain experience

[digital python]

greedy man took the pawn and paid the price after

[prime tulip]

It is if you don't want to

[plain ember]

Can't relate my school pays for my expenses 🥹🤞

[keen charm]

that gives you nothing

we not getting titled gng

[wanton venture]

If im like 2100-2200 rapid and I go to mu local chess club will i likely be one of yhe besg or best?

[undone ravine]

@sharp kelp

[lunar crescent]

Sometimes I wonder the "mistakes" I made were so severe it didn't count as a blunder

[sharp kelp]

yo

[undone ravine]

gurt

[upbeat portal]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/168767571280

[frosty peak]

jesus_quiroz_diaz (1679) vs. detetive_do_helicoptero (1681)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. Be2 Nf6 5. Nf3 c6 6. O-O Bg4 7. d3 Bxf3 8. Bxf3 e6 9. Bd2 Qc7 10. Ne4 Nbd7 11. c3 Bd6 12. Nxd6+ Qxd6 13. Be3 O-O 14. Qc2 Nd5 15. Bd2 f5 16. c4 N5f6 17. Qb3 Rab8 18. Be3 c5 19. Rad1 b6 20. d4 cxd4 21. Bxd4 Qc7 22. Rfe1 e5 23. c5+ Kh8 24. cxb6 axb6 25. Bc3 e4 26. Be2 Nc5 27. Qb5 Rfd8 28. Rxd8+ Rxd8 29. Bxf6 gxf6 30. g3 Nd3 31. Bxd3 exd3 32. Re8+ Kg7 33. Rxd8 Qxd8 34. Qb3 d2 35. Qd1 Qd3 36. Kg2 Kg6 37. b3 h5 38. h4 Qe4+ 39. Kg1 Qe1+ 

[solid ruin]

rei_cezar

[upbeat portal]

I love the Scandinavian

[keen charm]

just spend money on clash royale at this point

[cursive narwhal]

Lol yeah

[jade relic]

I am aiming for a title

[prime tulip]

I don't play Clash Royale

[cursive narwhal]

super high elo chess is a completely different game Idt I could do it

[sharp kelp]

sent

[keen charm]

whats your chess.com elo and how old are you

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-nuke-marvel-iron-man-gif-12042104779402153696

[keen charm]

nerd !

[lunar crescent]

I managed to win though

[upbeat portal]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-kiss-furries-kissing-kissing-gif-furry-gif-10654270714489190706

[prime tulip]

Thank you

[bright vine]

hi

[grim crag]

I just played it for a month maybe when it came out

[cursive narwhal]

Fr? Nice

How did the game go

[jade relic]

cc -> 1659
18 yrs old
1414 fide

[keen charm]

no chance

[jade relic]

But age don't matter

[prime tulip]

You have potential

[undone ravine]

@muted granite

[lunar crescent]

He blundered so hard I was genuinely concerned

[wanton venture]

Bro aim for lower aims firsy

[jade relic]

Now I take it as a challenge

[jade relic]

?

[keen charm]

whatever you say gng

[wanton venture]

What abt me im 2150 rapid 17

[cursive narwhal]

Prob overwhelmed from calculating too much lol

[plain pilot]

nice win with 72% accuracy

[prime tulip]

Nice job, keep improving at chess to remove the blunders

[keen charm]

maybe in 5 years if you give your wallet to fide

[lunar crescent]

Yeah every time I play I promise to use 70% of my brain

[patent patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/352965935809691658/1506115915396288632/ScreenRecording_05-18-2026_16-35-02_1.mov?ex=6a0d1740&is=6a0bc5c0&hm=042bfe12a74b27a17ddae6d968eb5eae26612ea3629a9109c8fd23bf6bc5da50& look I made it on tv

[keen charm]

isnt your fide like 1600-1700

[wanton venture]

Idek

[grim crag]

CHESS

[wanton venture]

Prolly more if I guessed

never played otb

[cursive narwhal]

I need to start doing this. Only 50% brain power

[lunar crescent]

Lol sometimes you gotta use half of your brain to win

[patent patrol]

Average London player

[prime tulip]

London players use like 20% of their brain to win and the other 19% is setting up

Makes me think of how efficient it is

[lunar crescent]

I dislike the London system lmao

[prime tulip]

I could say the same if I did lose to it, which I didn't

[patent patrol]

U can play it in a fun way but most people are just gonna take the solid stance

[grim crag]

Caro-chan you are so cute. >W<

[lunar crescent]

I lost to it I think but I dislike it cuz it's kind of complicating

[gritty garden]

Good morning, People

[prime tulip]

Do not remind me of Caro-chan

[grim crag]

She's the best. uwu

[prime tulip]

Hi Satan

[queen mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[midnight turtle]

I really wanna prep for my first ever FIDE tournament............i just have about 30 days for it...............any suggestions guys ?

[sudden pilot]

Dude what

[prime tulip]

Play other games for 29 days

[keen charm]

if you are below 1800 on chess.com withdraw

[patent patrol]

I play this vs London

[grim crag]

Meoooow:3

[prime tulip]

Scandi-chan is better xD

[lunar crescent]

Play chess in your remaining days that's what I did lol

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catur-mitokman-gif-20843952

[midnight turtle]

Dude thanks a lot this helped me a lot bro omg thankyou thankyou

[grim crag]

Nyetttt

[prime tulip]

No problem

[midnight turtle]

Uhmm very motivating BTW me 2300 blitz

[keen charm]

good ig you will get a good placement

[livid wave]

Guys WHY AM I STUCK ON 300 ELO

[patent patrol]

Chess is hard

[sharp kelp]

gg bro

[prime tulip]

Ask yourself that not us

[solid ruin]

time to play checkers

[lunar crescent]

Keep playing

[patent patrol]

Checkers is much harder than chess

[queen mesa]

:3 heh

[livid wave]

I feel like I’m doing a lot of things right and my opponents are grinding stockfish

[midnight turtle]

Na me just expecting a 1750-1800 debut.................i have like drew against a 2100 Fide once in a tournament............that the best performance i had................and the best player i defeated is 1940 ish something in FIDE .............i did both in my school nationals tournament.............!!

[sharp kelp]

@solid ruin learn some real openings, like 2 each color. just watch some videos if u really wanna improve. gotham chess and hanging pawns helped me al ot

[prime tulip]

You could start with a higher rating, like at 800

[lunar crescent]

How much is your fide elo

[granite imp]

SAMMEEE

[grim crag]

I wike pwaying chwess uwu

[livid wave]

RIGHTTTT

[solid ruin]

gotham chess 🤤🤤

[livid wave]

U tryna vs?

[midnight turtle]

Mine is not debuted yet..........like me unrated..............0 tournaments played ............just went to school level district....state.....and my school team got 5th place in nationals

[granite imp]

i get to 390 lose all my games get back to 300 then this repeats over and voer

[granite imp]

sure

[solid ruin]

donates ELO

[livid wave]

yybeast

[queen mesa]

I wike pwaying chwess too’s :p

[midnight turtle]

Uhmm do you guys really think you guys are cute by replacin L with W .........like what the..........

[prime tulip]

Can someone post a GIF here please it feels a bit empty in here

[midnight turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-shia-la-beouf-do-it-gif-4531935

[grim crag]

Do uwu you >w< haf a favowite opwening UWU?

[prime tulip]

It is cute sometimes

[midnight turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/eromanga-sensei-hitorigoto-sagiri-eromangasensei-gif-20403999

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-omori-basil-omori-basil-kiss-gif-27684001

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-rensch-daniel-rensch-rensch-chess-chesscom-gif-25905237

[midnight turtle]

alright i think the gifs are getting out of hand here

[grim crag]

Chess approved

[midnight turtle]

why the _ is erik ggetting horny with a rook like whaaaaaaaaaaat

[solid ruin]

who is the hottest chess player

[midnight turtle]

ME

[prime tulip]

Him

[digital python]

rook for queen I'll take it!

[midnight turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15449497793648793961

[midnight turtle]

dude dude just take the knight

[solid ruin]

gotham chess is handsome

[prime tulip]

Speaking of the hottest chess opening I'm going to say King's Gambit

[grim crag]

Hell naw we just beginnin

[slow folio]

I feel I'm being a psychopath since I played chess seriously.

[queen mesa]

I wike the Siciwian defence Owo

[midnight turtle]

if you wanna get crushed in 4 moves then yeah

[livid wave]

Ggsssss bro

[digital python]

I greed and fork queen

[granite imp]

ggs

[prime tulip]

There's a lot more theory than that

[gritty garden]

Translate it dude @mellow pier

[grim crag]

Ohh my oWo what a defwence, I pwefer Caro-chan uwu

[prime tulip]

Woah

<@&745328830649991179>

[solid ruin]

dayum

[gritty garden]

Don't distrub them they are already tried from work

[grim crag]

What xd

[prime tulip]

Nothing

[grim crag]

That dude is a goner

[gritty garden]

Yeah he send me ditry gif

And send that thing idk

[queen mesa]

Dang I really became a silly goose for a momento

[prime tulip]

You were a silly cat

[gritty garden]

Is that Flirt?

[latent crystal]

Levy Rossman? Nah... Levy rizzman

[prime tulip]

No

[gritty garden]

You did

[gritty garden]

Levy has wife

[prime tulip]

Whatever you say

[queen mesa]

U don’t have to make it weird..

[grim crag]

Leave neph alone, he's not gonna play gamesss

[gritty garden]

I though he is female

[prime tulip]

I just like Powerpuff Girls nothing is really wrong with that

[grim crag]

You think too much.

[midnight turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-17005333971131555587

[latent crystal]

Hiii

[grim crag]

Uwu

[mild gazelle]

My god that is cursed

[grim crag]

So fabulous omg

[queen mesa]

:3 bleh

[gritty garden]

What the matter of thinking it's not your mind

[latent crystal]

And?

[grim crag]

Yea and?

[latent crystal]

It's the banner to his discord server lol

[midnight turtle]

Guys is it just me or everyone who gets (EWu) in their mind when some one says UwU

[latent crystal]

Yeah that's the point I'm waiting for

[prime tulip]

No

[gritty garden]

But I saw in ig reels idk why he was moaning after seeing Magnus

[latent crystal]

I hate when people say stuff like "that's bad" no tell me WHY it's bad

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/legs-frieren-swaying-sitting-elf-gif-17929900172261932585

[latent crystal]

🤣🤣🤣

[latent crystal]

Free rent!

[midnight turtle]

Bruh...........dude got some beef wid me i guess

[prime tulip]

We can be autistic sometimes

[latent crystal]

Frrrr

[queen mesa]

Oww

[gritty garden]

Anyone wanna play 1h Match Fischer random ?

[prime tulip]

No I don't have beef with you, I'm only disagreeing with you

[solid ruin]

chess gave me autism

[midnight turtle]

Yeah you disagree one more time and i will come to your house at night and tickle you while you sleeping

[latent crystal]

Hmmm, not rn sweetheart

[prime tulip]

No

[grim crag]

What? :0

[midnight turtle]

😂 \

[prime tulip]

chess but when I blunder my opponent becomes autistic

[latent crystal]

What xd

Frierent

[midnight turtle]

Alrightguys me leavin ............byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[prime tulip]

Bye dude

[grim crag]

Ooooh hahaha xD

[latent crystal]

Omg y'all ever play songs that make you wanna ejact your late

[gritty garden]

Yeah they got skinny fat black most of them but white most of them they are like somekind of new species animal's different from other humans

[queen mesa]

That’s a real knee slapper

[grim crag]

I guess?

[latent crystal]

Like when a song is just so peak it turns your Nintendo switch on

[prime tulip]

I guess

[latent crystal]

Frrrr

[solid ruin]

chess but when my opponent wins I slap them

[queen mesa]

Eject my latte?

[grim crag]

Do share it

[queen mesa]

Oh wait nvm

[latent crystal]

I'll put some milk in your latte xd

[hasty forum]

Why does everyone just talk about chess here

[latent crystal]

Ok!

[queen mesa]

Wth is an ejact

[gritty garden]

Arbiter will ban you if you did

[grim crag]

Whoa whoa whoaaa

[latent crystal]

Dw bout it

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[gritty garden]

There are most of the animal's there are few normals

[prime tulip]

chess but I eject my latte whenever the opponent blunders

[hasty forum]

Ts is nonsense bb try again

[queen mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/sideeye-cr7-gif-3049657046193314370

[grim crag]

I lowk need some in mine too ngl 1/4 coffee 3/4 milk no sugar

[latent crystal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/16tRLWoOw8SWXoMem3rENi?si=PPgEX9ejQAKarMJBTYJcsw it's too peak 🙏 😭

[gritty garden]

Btw anyone wanna play 60m Match?

[latent crystal]

😏

Bet give me 5 minutes

[prime tulip]

60 months is too much

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[solid ruin]

chess but if my opponent makes a brilliant move i eject my latte

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-angy-hank-breaking-bad-funny-gif-1849498628838104878

[gritty garden]

Knowing it's minutes saying it's month i can likey know from your chat behaviour you are idiot

[prime tulip]

Sorry I was learning French

[hasty forum]

I said try again

[solid ruin]

anyone wanna play 1 decade chess

[hasty forum]

Youre disrespecting me rn

[latent crystal]

Me!

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/ouu-shi-shit-oh-shit-shi-ou-shi-gif-6678670719146722664

[gritty garden]

Try your as with someone

[hasty forum]

Nonsense

[queen mesa]

Idkkk I might run out of time

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kuroneko-oreimo-ruri-ruri-gokou-anime-catgirl-gif-22953872

[hasty forum]

Nonsense

Someone ban this guy

[plain ember]

Connext your account first

[grim crag]

Guys I'm chuggin a cosmopolitan cocktail, peak ngl

[hasty forum]

Idk what ts means

[solid ruin]

chess but everytime my opponent makes a blunder i pay child support

[queen mesa]

Mmm yummy… :3

[prime tulip]

Yummers?

[latent crystal]

No!

[grim crag]

Yessss very yummers

[latent crystal]

Bans are boringgg

[grim crag]

Makes my tummy warm

[hasty forum]

2016 account you’ll live

[prime tulip]

chess but I pay child support whenever a piece promotes

[hasty forum]

Idiots

[grim crag]

My face blush

[upbeat seal]

white to move why is e5 a good move but a random pawn move or something gives a -1 black advantage

[latent crystal]

Calculate 30 moves ahead and find out

[hasty forum]

Lame

[gritty garden]

Good luck finding wining continuation with this

[hidden zenith]

Hi

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[grim crag]

Lowk bout to get wild I can't handle these flavors.

[latent crystal]

Is it salty?

[solid ruin]

chess but everytime an opponent resigns my wife gives birth

[grim crag]

Whatt no, no do you know what it is?

[upbeat seal]

haha wdym - like a random (pawn) move would make it hard to win?

[latent crystal]

A cocktail

[queen mesa]

-w-

[latent crystal]

I'll give you a cocktail without the tail

[prime tulip]

I remember when I tried Buldak for the first time, it felt like I was giving birth when I was in the bathroom

[prime tulip]

Sis

[solid ruin]

congratulations

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/danjo-no-yuujou-wa-seiritsu-suru-can-a-boy-girl-friendship-survive-iya-shinai-no-it-can't-anime-gif-9303242774361517535

[upbeat seal]

i did - just seems like that pawn on e5 is crucial for getting the ball rolling in terms of unleashing a lethal attack

[latent crystal]

Xddd

How many months old?

[solid ruin]

dead

[prime tulip]

Sadly I aborted the game

[grim crag]

That's what happens yk

[gritty garden]

It's not possible at all only SGM can do it with raw calculation because you need understand the position before calculating,That why force moves is the most easy to calculate i can also calculated force me 15+ debts if it has

[latent crystal]

Hmmm, idk stockfish is weird xd

I'm stockfishing it!!! 😩

[queen mesa]

The poor fish 😭

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[solid ruin]

chess but everytime my opponent makes a move I rizz them

[latent crystal]

It was a jokeee

[prime tulip]

I thought your name was nico robin

[latent crystal]

But my point was it's not hard to think like 5 moves ahead and figure out why it might be a worse move

Or even just look at the position and thing if it's un ordinary to push that pawn

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/yor-forger-spy-x-family-anime-gif-25706249

[hasty forum]

Silence from you

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-lowtiergod-ltgstare-lowtiergod-stare-gif-10285104637921288731

[gritty garden]

Anyone wanna know what is Low incurracy and mistake move if they are still trying to figure it out how to avode them in Rapid or Blitz?

[latent crystal]

Generally there's just moves that you play and ones you don't across almost all games

[solid ruin]

robin except she's addicted to playing chess like it's fentanyl

[grim crag]

I need moar

[latent crystal]

Like fundamentals, main one being like never push the f pawn

[hasty forum]

Why

[prime tulip]

I love pushing it sometimes

[latent crystal]

Unless your kicking a queen or doing it for a good reason

[grim crag]

You guys think I can beat someone in rapid while tipsy?

[latent crystal]

It's just usually bad xd

[hasty forum]

Maxippo lowkey a troll

[queen mesa]

Me when my f pawn wants to push but I am like f you f pawn

[latent crystal]

Me too but it always ends in me losing 😭

[prime tulip]

Sure why not

[grim crag]

You have so much faith in me Ily 😭💙

[solid ruin]

Jarvis more lean

[latent crystal]

A guy who taught me how to play called it the F### pawn

[latent crystal]

Jarvis! Jork it a lil

[gritty garden]

Bye guys i am going forever I be back after i become 2500+ Elo in Rapid before this year's end

[queen mesa]

I mean maybe it makes u better u never know

[latent crystal]

Alr baiiii goodluckkk

[queen mesa]

Like how Magnus being late makes him better

[grim crag]

Aighr aight time to do ittt

[latent crystal]

Silence will fallll

[grim crag]

Brb

[hexed oracle]

after reinstalling arch 4 times yesterday it finally works 🥀

[queen mesa]

Good luckkkk :3

[latent crystal]

I played a tournament game yesterday where I sat there for a minute with my clock ticking on the first move, just adjusting my pieces and drinking chocolate milk

I was larping xd

I ended up winning

My opponent did make me lock in tho I can't lie

[hasty forum]

Yeah you would

[latent crystal]

Also it was a 960 game xd

[light zodiac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/magnoliapics-o7YktoaRh1WDdCMW1u

[light zodiac]

this guy made a m163 recoiless anti tank laincher have recoil btw

[solid ruin]

lwk me

anyone play counter-strike?? any game

[queen mesa]

Bro got smacked with a cartoon hammer

[hollow hound]

Lmao

[tawdry vapor]

How elo you guys

[solid ruin]

animated cartoon character ahh feet

[queen mesa]

I am very elo thank you

[queen mesa]

Wait why don’t u just adjust the pieces.. before the game..

[tawdry vapor]

English is my native sorry

[solid ruin]

this chat degraded in like an hour RIP

[latent crystal]

Because I'm aura farming

[tawdry vapor]

How get trusted

[latent crystal]

My friend told me to not be nice because he was good

I even didnt tell him when he forgot to hit his clock for a minute and a half when it was my turn 😂

Untill he realised, I was just sitting there smiling 🤣

[latent crystal]

Get good

Idk just be trustworthy fr

[tawdry vapor]

How elo

[solid ruin]

0

[buoyant warren]

omg guys chess collabed with steal a brainrot

[mild gazelle]

That's so peak

[buoyant warren]

jk that didnt happen

but itd be peak

[mild gazelle]

The rook

[gloomy rain]

87,7% accuracy against stockfish, I could have beat 2000 elo at that moment

[plain ember]

Peak 🥹✌

[latent crystal]

I'm rooking it so hard rn

[patent patrol]

He just better

[tawdry vapor]

He just better

[plain ember]

Wdym he's a legit player

Sick of people tryna make excuses brah

[queen mesa]

Since when were 1300s this good

[tawdry vapor]

I low-key get 65% accuracy in 1850 elo play

[patent patrol]

Same

[mild gazelle]

I'll rook 2 your rook but you'll probably rook 2 early

[gloomy rain]

he just got banned from cheating fr

[latent crystal]

Damnnn nice

[patent patrol]

He’ll be unbanned

[latent crystal]

I can slow down... Or we can try a different chess position

[queen mesa]

Imagine cheating in chess vro that’s so dumb..

[plain ember]

Well it's common for chess.com to make mistakes

Just accept the loss bro it's normal to be weaker than someone

[cerulean pond]

FINISH THE SENTENCE

[gloomy rain]

there is no way he will be unbanned, thats very low chance unless he is recording

[cerulean pond]

6

7

[autumn bramble]

Chess.com 1 day gives me absolute beginners to play with and then the next day they bombard me with GM level players 🥀

[gloomy rain]

hmm alright free elo refund is enough for me

[cerulean pond]

https://klipy.com/gifs/abster-abstract-155--k01KRZ4SKC1X55JZ171AEQC12S2

[patent patrol]

You banned him cuz he beat u which shows that he won twice but ik the dude he’s legit

[plain ember]

Fr, i can't believe people would go to such lengths just because they lsot

[tender eagle]

Guys today I will be playing against Magnus Carlsen

[sage holly]

why am i muted

i ned dhelp

[scarlet arrow]

67

[glad root]

Good luck, hopefully you have at least 5 pieces

[patent patrol]

Idk

[frosty peak]

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[mild gazelle]

Oh hell nah I've bet you've mastered the Italian sub opening

[grim crag]

Hahahaha @queen mesa @latent crystal i heckin did it

[tender eagle]

bro todau

[grim crag]

[Event "Nihl98 vs. GoShowstopper"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-05-18"]
[White "Nihl98"]
[Black "GoShowstopper"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1329"]
[BlackElo "1327"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "Nihl98 won by checkmate"]

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Bc5 3. Nf3 d6 4. g3 Ne7 5. Bg2 Nbc6 6. exd6 a6 7. O-O Qxd6 8.
   Qxd6 Bxd6 9. Nc3 Bg4 10. Rd1 O-O 11. Ne4 Bb4 12. c3 Ba5 13. Be3 Bf5 14. Nc5 Nd5
2. Nxb7 Nxe3 16. fxe3 Bb6 17. Nh4 Bc2 18. Rd2 Bxe3+ 19. Kf1 Bxd2 20. Bxc6 Rab8
3. Nf3 Be3 22. Ne1 Bg6 23. Nd3 f5 24. Ne5 Rf6 25. Nd7 Rxc6 26. Nxb8 Rb6 27. Rd1
   Rxb7 28. Nxa6 h6 29. Rd3 f4 30. Rd8+ Kh7 31. gxf4 Bxf4 32. h4 Ra7 33. Nc5 Rxa2
4. Ne6 Rxb2 35. Nxf4 Rc2 36. Nxg6 Kxg6 37. Rd3 Kh5 38. Rd7 Rxc3 39. Rxg7 Kxh4
5. Kf2 c5 41. e3 c4 42. Kf3 Rd3 43. Kf4 c3 44. Rg1 c2 45. Rh1# 1-0

[plain ember]

How do you guys make gif of your games

[queen mesa]

Yoooo w!!!

[tawdry vapor]

I am 11 month play chess and have 1900 elo,normal?

[queen mesa]

[mild gazelle]

You can only find that knowledge on the island

[grim crag]

I fumbled soooo bad all the way through but he didn't sense my checkmate

[plain ember]

THAT island?

[frozen mural]

i was able to get my puzzle rating up to about 1950, but now its dropped down to like 1750 and i cant seem to get it up any higher. im not sure what changed, but what should i be doing to solve puzzles easier?

[keen charm]

lock in gng

[tawdry vapor]

Try harder puzzle

Like a book tactical

[frozen mural]

thanks for the help dude, thats exactly the answer i was looking for

[buoyant warren]

sonion why did black js blunder everythjng

[mild gazelle]

I play like 6-8 hours a day after work And I just hit 2100 it's not normal but not impossible took me a little over 8 months

[queen mesa]

I would read the thingies but I am very lazy so I’ll just assume it was a good game :3

[tawdry vapor]

Wow bro,you work? Junior?

[mild gazelle]

Lol I'm 26 bud

[queen mesa]

It couldn’t have been that baddd you won

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/prehistoric-planet-deserts-mongolian-titan-titanosaur-sauropod-gif-8947905581446540460

[tawdry vapor]

Mad respect bro,I need have that obsession,in my country junior only around 2200 rating rapid onlline at max

[grim crag]

I guess he just wanted the pawns 😭

[echo sinew]

is ts a tuff chess skin

[grim crag]

I did i didsooobad

[grim crag]

Heyyyy unu

[buoyant warren]

uwu

[queen mesa]

Smh u didntttt

[mild gazelle]

When you Fix your face I'll fix my age alright

[frozen mural]

aura

[buoyant warren]

sheeesh

im js messing with u tho 26 not that unc

[tawdry vapor]

It's it dawg,it's like mbape or sum

Maybe ronaldo

[buoyant warren]

well compared to 30+ not rlly

[grim crag]

Yes yessss i did but hey I am tipsy so epic W for me

[queen mesa]

30+ like.. u met the dinosaurs or something..

[grim crag]

U^U

[mild gazelle]

It's not even that I quit drinking so I just need an outlet I got myself a chess coach and It kinda just took off from there

[queen mesa]

Yess epic w indeed ^w^

[tawdry vapor]

Hell yeah,you will be CM at 28-30

[tawdry vapor]

Do you read any book like the chess one?

[grim crag]

Wwhere is my pwize? Uwu

[queen mesa]

Hmmm

[grim crag]

Chesscom gifmaker

[queen mesa]

U get more cocktail :3

[signal snow]

Does anyone have an idea on how to reach 2500 rapid?

[grim crag]

Yesssss

[mild gazelle]

I hope but it's really just a hobby dont wanna hold myself 2 it there's always a 14 year old that's better

[wet aurora]

guys what does 1/2 1/2 mean on kings?

[mild gazelle]

No my coach is the best honestly he kinda rude tho lol

[queen mesa]

:3 silly

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/botan-kamiina-fully-blossoms-when-drunk-kamiina-botan-yoeru-sugata-wa-yuri-no-hana-tonami-ibuki-ibuki-drink-gif-18029672931023542540

I'm gonna make another oneee

[wet aurora]

what does the white bar on the left side mean when i do an analysis?

[latent crystal]

What did you do?

[tawdry vapor]

Evaluation

[upbeat seal]

did you figure it out

[latent crystal]

Yes 😏

[queen mesa]

Yippeee

[wet aurora]

hii hello can you help me with this website? when i had a king and queen left and my opponent has a king left, the game suddenly ended in a draw when his king got cornered and my king and their king suddenly gets 1/2 and i get 1/2 too

[tawdry vapor]

Ahh that's stalemate,when the king has no legal move and not I'm check

[wet aurora]

ohh

why does that happen suddenly

i can checkmate him the game just didnt give me a chance

[tawdry vapor]

Yeah cuz it's his turn

But no legal move,so game decide it draw

[shell lynx]

Thats the amount of points u get if u were playing a tournament. 1/2 -1/2 means the game ended in a draw. And both players receive 0.5 points in the tournament standings

[grim crag]

I beat a guy while tipsy

[latent crystal]

Niceee xd

[grim crag]

Readyyyy

[latent crystal]

I've played drunk chess before with friends, really fun time xd

[spring canyon]

Lol

[mild gazelle]

2 white claws lol

[latent crystal]

After a while we got bored and played exploding kittens then did some just dance 😂

[spring canyon]

Are you guys grandmasters

[latent crystal]

And did like Michael Jackson songs I think

[latent crystal]

Hell no xdd

[plain ember]

Why does lichess easily call something a blunder compared to chess.com, my opponent blundered 4x but still got 82% accuracy lol

[latent crystal]

We just silliiiii

[spring canyon]

Same

[grim crag]

I wish I had my friends here but they're in my hometown uwu

[mild gazelle]

Nah their just cheese pizza lovers

[plain ember]

The heck?

[queen mesa]

Yayyyy

[grim crag]

What is thaaaat

[signal snow]

Are there any CMs in chat ?

[grim crag]

Chug chugggf

[latent crystal]

Im a come master!

[queen mesa]

No I am a mm

[mild gazelle]

Good man I'm proud

[spring canyon]

Tbh chess.com glazes

[shell lynx]

Because lichess doesn’t take ur rating into account for their game review

[spring canyon]

Lolll

[grim crag]

I'm a cookin master

[latent crystal]

I forgot my credit card to buy lunch but my bluey EFTPOS gift card coming in CLUTCH

[latent crystal]

I'm an m and m

[queen mesa]

Bwa I gtg to beds

[grim crag]

Themkiu uwu

[latent crystal]

Oh are you... Such a good boy aren't you

[tropic panther]

They use an older version of stockfish

[grim crag]

So cuuuute

[latent crystal]

FRRR

[shell lynx]

Chess.com will consider if ur like 600 and take that into consideration for blunder labeling.

[hasty forum]

I thought chess was canceled

[mild gazelle]

Nvm I hope your dad goes and gets milk

[grim crag]

Nononono I'm a baddddieeee

[tropic panther]

It called my double rook sac a blunder, but on chess.com analysis it was brilliant

[plain ember]

lichess has stronger engine though

[latent crystal]

I got given that card ages ago by my mom's boyfriend on my birthday, I just forgot I had it till now xd

[grim crag]

My dad passed years ago 😭😭😭😭

[tropic panther]

It doesn't. Chess.com has a stronger engine

[latent crystal]

Good baddieeeeee

[wet aurora]

i dont understand ngl LOL

[wintry raptor]

Nihil hows it going

[latent crystal]

Aw I'm sorry to hear that

[plain ember]

Like @shell lynx said it's rating based game review

[plain ember]

Bait 🥹✌

[latent crystal]

I bet your dad was a lovely guy

[hasty forum]

The engine is local on the phone so irrelevant

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/bahaha-lol-hd-gif-minion-minion-laugh-gif-2154867417577880306

[mild gazelle]

Same my mom too bud let's gooo

[wintry raptor]

sorry to hear that Nihil

[grim crag]

Hust a lil tipsy my martini friend, bring them fresh!

[latent crystal]

Only if you pay

[wet aurora]

I can literally take his king and the guy's king is backed at the corner but we get stalemate even though I'm winning?

[latent crystal]

Lichess has a stronger free one

[wintry raptor]

Extra strong just for you!

[grim crag]

Thenkiu 🥹

[grim crag]

I like em strong ngl

[latent crystal]

I held my grandma's hand while she passed away so I can kinda relate

[tropic panther]

Cool

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[wintry raptor]

do you think i have any potential in chess

[shell lynx]

The “better” engine that cc has is behind a membership price. Plus its not better than lichess’ anyway

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-anime-hug-best-friends-comfort-big-hug-gif-14785056197156523402

[tropic panther]

Ya so the game review showed my double rook sac brilliant in chess.com but blunder in lichess

[latent crystal]

😏

I bet you do

[wet aurora]

where can i send screenshots?

[plain ember]

Fosho

[latent crystal]

Hmmm

[wintry raptor]

im 13

[latent crystal]

Yes! Everyone has potential

[grim crag]

Just kiddin, I like my women tomboi and my men femboi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raccoonhook

This is the Chess.com profile of raccoonhook. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 725 (936 peak)
Bullet: 505

[gloomy crane]

Why is there no option to disable playing with newly created accounts on this god forsaken platform?

[wintry raptor]

and thats my elo

[latent crystal]

I started last year like a year and a half ago and I'm 1900 now

[wintry raptor]

im only half a month in

[grim crag]

Ommmg I forgot I was being served by a child bartender nooooo forget about itttt 😭😭😭

[plain ember]

You were 12 when you made a discord account it's against tos

[latent crystal]

I don't really care about gender, it's about the person fr

[plain ember]

🤓

[wintry raptor]

This is my brothers

[grim crag]

W take I concurrrr

[latent crystal]

Goodluck my boyyy

[plain ember]

Same same

[wintry raptor]

Handed the account over to me

[latent crystal]

FRRRR

[grim crag]

You are new ngl

[latent crystal]

Yo chess can we like not limit our speech

[gloomy crane]

What?

[grim crag]

Twink

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[wintry raptor]

how do i improve as a 725

[grim crag]

No it's not that

[latent crystal]

I'm twinking it!

No fem boi

[grim crag]

Peak twink rizz

[latent crystal]

Is what tagged it 😂

[jade kite]

son

[latent crystal]

FRRRR

Nah low-key tho if someone is autistic or like ADHD and likes chess that's all it takes to make me attracted xd

[grim crag]

You should join the PP Gang, we are gonna take over the chessworld soon

[jade kite]

and are u attracted to many

[latent crystal]

It will be the biggest pp gng

[latent crystal]

Uhhh, not generally

[grim crag]

Fr Pride Pawn Gang strongffff

[wet aurora]

what does +
+M5 and +M9 mean?

[latent crystal]

Mate in 5 moves forced

[feral garden]

i am himaru nahakura

[wet aurora]

ahh okii

[latent crystal]

Oh yeah that's totally the pp I meant

[wet aurora]

can i send u a screenshot? im confused why i got stalemate... ahhaaha

[latent crystal]

Musteve been the winddd

[latent crystal]

Sure!

[wet aurora]

ok thanksss

[feral garden]

[buoyant warren]

Idk why f3mboy is banned

[jade kite]

theres a fair bit of those thno

[feral garden]

pancakes

[jade kite]

chicken caesar

[plain ember]

Does bro know some mods has vencord

[latent crystal]

Chess.com is sexist

[jade kite]

but does chicken tender

[latent crystal]

Yes

[grim crag]

But femboi is not

[latent crystal]

I also didn't say anything wrong lol

[plain ember]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-liar-dance-sh4rkle-mirou-gif-10066248142457414398

[feral garden]

noooo

[grim crag]

Chesstalk goin willllld

[latent crystal]

Max!

[runic shore]

ok surely will get it tmr

[latent crystal]

There can only be one...

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-anime-kissing-hop-on-chess-hop-on-chess-anime-kissing-gif-27444740

[plain ember]

Chesstalk topics are anything but chess 🥹✌

[latent crystal]

We shall fight to the death

[feral garden]

sup

[jade kite]

real

[latent crystal]

Yes sir!

[safe folio]

Sup las

[jade kite]

yoo hows life

[wet aurora]

@latent crystal sent dm

[latent crystal]

There can only be one of ys

[safe folio]

I went to prom with my gf recently

[feral garden]

im the real Max

[grim crag]

Adorablleeeee

[safe folio]

How about you

[feral garden]

i eat chicken

[grim crag]

You just joined tf?

[feral garden]

yea

[safe folio]

Me build robot

[jade kite]

thats fire wait are u like 17 now i forgot

[safe folio]

Ye I can drive now too

[jade kite]

uh first year of uni is great i broke my collarbone in soccer but i recovered and my futsal teams in the final now

[mild gazelle]

I eat dogs cuz I'm Asian so fair play

[grim crag]

Is this your gf?

[jade kite]

ill stay off the roads

[safe folio]

No thats my robot for basketball

[jade kite]

bro missed

[safe folio]

Dw no where is safe

[safe folio]

Shushhh its not done

I have to code some stuff still nw

[plain ember]

What do you guys think 2200 blitz translate to in fide?

[jade kite]

1800 maybe

[wintry raptor]

1 fide

[safe folio]

1900

[jade kite]

i have exams next month and im playing mlbb bro its over

[jade kite]

my benedettas like 56 in the state

[wintry raptor]

this was my first brilliant ever

[safe folio]

I stopped playing mlbb I’m focusing on coding and developing robots etc

[grim crag]

Queen nom nom

[wintry raptor]

juicy queen

[plain ember]

To get to top50u18 in my country i just need to be 1800

[grim crag]

Hmmmm juicyyyy

[safe folio]

Hows life for you

[latent crystal]

Mmmm

[lapis nacelle]

Wait. Did you capitalize.

[wintry raptor]

?

[lapis nacelle]

Did you capitalize on it

[wintry raptor]

Like do the right move?

[lapis nacelle]

Yeah

[wintry raptor]

Yeah i did

[lapis nacelle]

Ok perfect good job 😂

[wintry raptor]

i was very proud of my self for seeing it

[lapis nacelle]

Whats your rating

[wintry raptor]

752

wanna 1v1?

[lapis nacelle]

Tomorrow. I worked 14 hours and have made 3 1 move blunders in 2 games

[jade kite]

@safe folio dis and locked out of studying

[wintry raptor]

oh ok

[jade kite]

i got thru another assessment today tho so

[jade kite]

bros grinding i cant relate

[lapis nacelle]

But tomorrow definitely

[safe folio]

Nice

[wintry raptor]

ok

[valid oak]

Hii guyss

[wintry raptor]

what rating are you

[wintry raptor]

i see free rook

[safe folio]

I’m playing soccer at a D1 camp from a university now

[lapis nacelle]

661

[wintry raptor]

nice

[jade kite]

sheesh are u gonna get sport scholarship

[valid oak]

What r some books to improve at chess as a intermediate

[safe folio]

Hopefully

[lapis nacelle]

701 peak 😭

[jade kite]

what are u gonna study

[lapis nacelle]

YouTube

[wintry raptor]

982 peak for me

[safe folio]

Guess from the robot I made

[still spoke]

I hate when I hop on and just play like shit

[lapis nacelle]

FR

[still spoke]

Lost 3 in a row so fast pisses me off

[valid oak]

Gotham chess??

[safe folio]

Spur at 17 😭 😭 😭

[sinful musk]

Take out the juicer and Hop in the pony dummy

[jade kite]

some robotics thing

[valid oak]

I'm new to chess

[near lichen]

Would anybody like to 1v1 I’m not very good and I just want more practice

[still spoke]

We surviving🤩

[valid oak]

How's 2100 elo gng

[safe folio]

Mechanical engineering

[jade kite]

ah yeah wouldve been my guess

[safe folio]

Also IF I past my Final exam from my engineering program next year I’m gonna have a load ton of college credit

[lapis nacelle]

Anyone really. Just watch them, learn their openings, take some tips

[jade kite]

i have no idea how that stuff works how do u get credit from that

[lapis nacelle]

Watch people be bad at chess 😂 you have to know what bad is to know what not bad is

[valid oak]

Imma get obliterated on recommendation of my frnd I'm learning london

[lapis nacelle]

This. Is bad.

THEY PLAYED FREAKIN ROOK B1

[safe folio]

For example if you take a class called Digital Electronic 1 and you pass the exam you get a credit in college which won’t make you retake the class in college

Which save u money

[lapis nacelle]

Why chess.com say i playin 1500 level. Why am i 701 peak then?

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-sparxie-honkai-honkai-star-rail-hsr-gif-10889252549833443047

[jade kite]

ah thats cool

[safe folio]

And I’m also doing an apprenticeship this summer for a license

[prime tulip]

😭

[lapis nacelle]

14 hours of waffle house will do that to you

[jade kite]

how is bro ahead i havent even started getting research experience for my specialty

[safe folio]

I also have 60 hours of community service hours

[buoyant warren]

14hrs of arbys instead

[jade kite]

i genuinely cant remember antibody stuff

[lapis nacelle]

NO TY

ANYTHING BUT ACTUAL FAST FOOD

I AT LEAST GET TIPS

[prime tulip]

Beast burger

[scenic jasper]

Don't want to touch the game after this winning streak 😭

[prime tulip]

Nice job

[safe folio]

Also got an OSHA Certification

[hushed vortex]

The performance rating is inherently meaningless

[safe folio]

I had to cover my name and the id num

[valid oak]

Can u all recommend a video for chess tactics , strategy or calculation

[jade kite]

are u safe now

[median storm]

Anyone down to one chess game?

[hushed vortex]

Do it yourself

[slow folio]

wsp free bio in coaching

[safe folio]

Dude I’m like locked in

[jade kite]

im not send help pls

[safe folio]

You can say so

[valid oak]

Search it myself??

[safe folio]

I don’t even know how school work at ur place😭

[safe folio]

Yo

[jade kite]

uni should work the same tho

[safe folio]

I’m not in uni

[jade kite]

im lost

[safe folio]

I’m a junior

[jade kite]

yeah but when u go college is like uh

idk how to say it

at least we get human bodies next sem

[safe folio]

Want to see my work?

[jade kite]

sure

[prime tulip]

Hopefully this is chess talk

[jade kite]

nc3

[dire pond]

Anyone wanna see my chess game I didn't play that good the opp played bad

[prime tulip]

Send it

[buoyant fog]

Guys at 1950 chess com should i go for puzzles in lichess or books ?

[jade kite]

play more

[buoyant fog]

yeah other than playing wbout tactics

[jaunty tapir]

someone wanna play with me

[jade kite]

me when acronyms ive never heard of

[jaunty tapir]

?

[jade kite]

sure send link

[safe folio]

And heres my fav

.676 voltage

[jade kite]

i lowkey have that at home multimeter right

67 mentioned

[safe folio]

Those are universal multimeter

Technically universal

They are the most common one

[jaunty tapir]

yo

i dm u

[dire pond]

I have to send dms cuz attachments aren't allowed

[jaunty tapir]

accept

[dire pond]

In this chat

[prime tulip]

It is allowed

[jade kite]

the only machine i use is uh blood pressure measurement

[rare steeple]

Bro I didnt know the Scandinavian defense was named after a country

It makes sense now

[dire pond]

It's a screen recording

[hushed vortex]

Srsly

[prime tulip]

It was named after a region

[safe folio]

Ooh I wonder like how those work

[jade kite]

u just wrap the cuff and pump

[prime tulip]

Send the link of the game here, a bot will open it for you

[jade kite]

then like stethoscope on the arm

the highest number before u cant hear the lubdub is systole then lowest is diastole

[safe folio]

Well like inside of the machine like how do they read the pressure and calculate and project them on the screen

[jaunty tapir]

Sent challenge

[dire pond]

Check out this #chess game: EdvinJosu vs nerfminer400 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168906818734

[frosty peak]

EdvinJosu (117) vs. nerfminer400 (156)

Move List

1. g4 e5 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nxe5 f6 4. Nd3 Nc6 5. Nf4 Ne5 6. Nxd5 Qxd5 7. d4 Qd8 8. dxe5 fxe5 9. Qxd8+ Kxd8 10. Bg5+ Be7 11. Be3 Bxg4 12. h4 h5 13. Rg1 Bxh4 14. Rxg4 Be7 15. Rg1 Nf6 16. a4 h4 17. Bxa7 c6 18. Be3 b5 19. a5 Bb4+ 20. Kd1 Rxa5 21. Rxa5 Bxa5 22. Na3 Ng4 23. Rxg4 Rg8 24. Rxh4 g5 25. Rh1 g4 26. b3 Bb6 27. Nb1 Bxe3 28. fxe3 g3 29. Rg1 g2 30. Bxg2 Rxg2 31. Rxg2 c5 32. Rg4 b4 33. Rg8+ Ke7 34. Re8+ Kxe8 35. e4 Kd7 36. e3 Kd6 37. Nd2 c4 38. Nxc4+ Kc5 39. Nxe5 Kb5 40. Ng6 Kc5 41. e5 Kd5 42. e6 Ke4 43. e7 Kxe3 44. Kc1 Kd4 45. e8=Q Kc5 46. Qh8 Kb5 47. Ne7 Kc5 48. c4 Kd6 49. Ng6 Kd7 50. c5 Kc7 51. Kd2 Kc6 52. Qc8+ Kd5 53. Qa8+ Kxc5 54. Qa7+ Kb5 55. Qb7+ Kc5 56. Qc8+ Kd4 57. Ke1 Kd3 58. Kf1 Kd2 59. Nf4 Kd1 60. Kg2 Kd2 61. Qd8+ Kc2 62. Qc8+ Kxb3 63. Qb8 Ka4 64. Nd5 b3 65. Qd8 Ka3 66. Kf1 b2 67. Ke1 b1=Q+ 68. Ke2 Kb2 69. Kf3 Qd3+ 70. Kf4 Qg6 71. Ke5 Qh5+ 72. Kf6 Qh6+ 73. Kf5 Kb3 74. Qb8+ Kc4 75. Nb6+ Kd4 76. Kg4 Ke4 77. Kg3 Qg6+ 78. Kh2 Kf3 79. Kh1 Qg2# 

[jade kite]

oh the electric one i lowkey dont know ive been using the manual it can probably sense ur pulse rate

[safe folio]

Ohhh ok

[safe folio]

How u and ur gf

[jade kite]

its going aite 1 year anniversary next month so im gonna handcraft flowers or sum

how longs urs been

ive remembered u having one for the longest time

[hasty forum]

Why is chess gay

[jade kite]

why are u gay

[hasty forum]

Im not gay i have a hot girlfriend

[jade kite]

but do u play chess

[hasty forum]

Ya

[merry hound]

Bro

[hasty forum]

Reluctantly

[zealous marsh]

[jade kite]

so does that make u gay

[rigid thicket]

[hasty forum]

You tell me punk u seem to have an opinion

[upbeat plover]

Bro is forced to play chess lmao

[safe folio]

You know some ppl have a gf and can still be gay right

[paper goblet]

black to play and not get immediately toast

[rigid thicket]

[ancient grail]

That's called being bisexual

[paper goblet]

what’s wrong with being happy

[safe folio]

Fr

[rigid thicket]

nothing

[safe folio]

Then why blunder

[rigid thicket]

because

[safe folio]

Why aren’t you gay

[rigid thicket]

i was reacting to the game

[hasty forum]

Not me

[deft flax]

i'll move that piece over therre

[hasty forum]

Too straight + shes too beautiful

[deft flax]

what is the context

[dire pond]

@prime tulip did u see the gqme

[safe folio]

You know ppl can still be gay when they are married right? That’s kinda like the point

[paper goblet]

find the move

[prime tulip]

No

[hasty forum]

Respectfully not me

PUNK

[sweet drift]

Who is 1200 elo? I am ready for a fair war

[safe folio]

Wow so you are not happy if you marry your gf?

[paper goblet]

the answer is cxd4

[ancient grail]

I am

[hasty forum]

I hope i marry her one day

[upbeat plover]

What is this conversation 😭

[safe folio]

Gay = happy

[sweet drift]

Can you do 10 minute rapid?

[rigid thicket]

so are you gay

[ancient grail]

Sure

[safe folio]

I am indeed happy

[upbeat plover]

Being with a good partner, gay or not = happy

[sweet drift]

what is your user?

[ancient grail]

SpellChessGPT

[rigid thicket]

say gay it means happy

[paper goblet]

calculate everyone

[rain lotus]

RAHHHHH

[jade kite]

nah chess is fire

[rain lotus]

hi

[safe folio]

Even when my gf beat me?

Oops wrong reply

[ancient grail]

Oh hi mark

[upbeat plover]

Break up with her big dawg

[hasty forum]

Chess might be the biggest pitfall of all time

[safe folio]

Nah kinda like it lowk

[upbeat plover]

Fair nuff

[rigid thicket]

[upbeat plover]

?

how what

[safe folio]

https://tenor.com/view/mihoyo-genshin-genshin-impact-ayaka-aether-gif-22577072

[jade kite]

real

[sweet drift]

Did you lie?

[ancient grail]

No?

[hasty forum]

Incredible waste of time

[sweet drift]

I cant find it send me request: Saooga

[hasty forum]

For smart ppl

[safe folio]

Aww mine been for like almost 2 years

[prime tulip]

I like furries

[upbeat plover]

Idk, it's fun, and makes your brain stronk

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> sudevplayz

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Rapid: 433 (439 peak)
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Bullet: 702 (peak)

[hasty forum]

It doesn’t

[upbeat plover]

wot

[rigid thicket]

prove it

[prime tulip]

Do not interact with him

[safe folio]

@plucky kelp ?

[formal wadi]

Imagine chess, but you play a checkmated position to the starting position

[upbeat plover]

fineeee

[hasty forum]

Why

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-an-iq-too-high-an-iq-too-low-smart-dumb-gif-8165603809975699407

[prime tulip]

Yeah, one of them

[formal wadi]

It could work honestly

[jade kite]

bros fortunate

[proper glade]

wut do u do after king die

[sweet drift]

@ancient grail you there?

[jade kite]

half of mines been ldr too

[safe folio]

My parents got to meet her and we went to dinner together

[jade kite]

fire

[formal wadi]

King doesn't die bruh

[rigid thicket]

imagine chess but both teams have a civiliazation of 100 pieaces

[safe folio]

Wdym

[prime tulip]

That's called a war

[jade kite]

like its been long distance since feb

[safe folio]

😭 😭

[proper glade]

i found out my girlfriend cheated with 12 men on me

[upbeat plover]

Imagine chess but each game a random piece on each side is the one you have to checkmate but neither player knows which ones they are

[ancient grail]

I was waiting for you to accept the challenge

[safe folio]

Damn bro

[proper glade]

what does checkmate mean son 😭

[jade kite]

12 is insane

[ancient grail]

That's already a variant

[sweet drift]

I didn't get any this new update is too confusing

[proper glade]

yeah bro that too in less then 3 months bro what

[upbeat plover]

it is???

[ancient grail]

On shogi though

[jade kite]

u might have dodged a nuclear bomb

[ancient grail]

But i think you can also do it with chess

[prime tulip]

Chess, but you can take the king

[trail bloom]

aint that possible in the fog variant

[ancient grail]

Basically just regicide on variants

[proper glade]

so king jumped off the board and ran back to play again after his army is prolly dead

[prime tulip]

Without fog

[upbeat plover]

so you have to kill EVERY piece?

[prime tulip]

Yes

[upbeat plover]

Sounds sick

[trail bloom]

checkers

[proper glade]

chess is just murder man, brutal

[prime tulip]

You mean eat

[narrow veldt]

chess, but genocide 😭

[trail bloom]

what if you had to checkmate the queen and not the king

[upbeat plover]

"All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity."

[rigid thicket]

you have to capture your own pieaces to win

[prime tulip]

That's more like "catch the rabbit"

[ancient grail]

Draw rate shoots up

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/kobesystem-kobe-animals-beast-gif-4505479

[upbeat plover]

How does that work 😭 that's just antichess

[trail bloom]

1600-1800 signifies a solid understanding of the game

[rigid thicket]

ask anyone

[trail bloom]

so ima choose dat

[proper glade]

[jade kite]

2500 is a respectable rating

[prime tulip]

Chess if you have to touch kings to win (you must initiate it)

[proper glade]

no its like u take ur pawn that was stupid and useless and doing nothing just stopping ur own checkmate

[ancient grail]

We should make the board 10x10 and give half of the army knight power

Like this

[trail bloom]

bros referring to the hikaru clip

[rigid thicket]

what if when you capture a enemy pieace it becomes your slave and the king can ride on it to escape checks

[proper glade]

i think grandmasters touch everyone on the chessboard before the war

[prime tulip]

What 😩

[safe folio]

Me and my gf going to go to a theme park too

[versed sundial]

So I havent played chess in years, and im trying to get back into it. Im at around 400 rating. whats the best method of improvement, and is it worth buying a chess.com membership?

[rigid thicket]

trust

[proper glade]

why is king walking if there horses

[prime tulip]

I ride on my pawn to escape checks, who doesn't do that

[ancient grail]

Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate has that feature

[trail bloom]

the queen on the g file looks so weird

[jade kite]

wait actually what was ur first date

[proper glade]

what if u just beat opponents with bare hands that kill his king with ur hand not using ur army

[safe folio]

I took her to a Chinese restaurant on our first date

[jade kite]

cool

[proper glade]

mine went to her ex after our first date and cheated the first time

[hasty forum]

Is she Chinese

[ancient grail]

Women are cheating addicts

[proper glade]

[jade kite]

bros been hurt

[safe folio]

No she’s polish