💬〡chess-talk

[dense zephyr]

www.chesssigma.com

[grim crag]

Boi this chat is so L

[pale pollen]

[small lantern]

legendary

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-slop-ai-67-meme-laser-eyes-gif-15578141754060597010

[small lantern]

rare gast

[slow karma]

Hey guys

[lament plover]

Like a black Russian president or smth

[obtuse reef]

rustig jonge

[slow karma]

I can show photos now and i wanna show u all my brulluant move

[dense zephyr]

https://www.chessigma.com/ guys ts changed my elo *4 yall should try it out

[obtuse reef]

ik heb gewoon even een lachtertje

[slow karma]

Guys wanna see

[meager fiber]

Yes

[small lantern]

i get that part

[small lantern]

jij hebt je lolbroek zeker aan

[slow karma]

Oh sorry if i am interuppting something

[nimble arch]

WHAAT

[obtuse reef]

ja man

[slow karma]

I will show it

[nimble arch]

asked me to sign in 🙁

[slow karma]

I did a brilliant move !

[small lantern]

ik heb hem uit namelijk

[nimble arch]

does this mean it put you from 100 to 400

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-pure-aura-aura-edit-gif-10130715343685548904

[obtuse reef]

merk ik

[lament plover]

Oh
Then the Arabic words represent the n-word while mixing it with Putin's name
Nutin?
Vladimir Nugget?

[slow prawn]

sign up first ig

[open sequoia]

Change name time

[small lantern]

ja gaan we zo doen

[obtuse reef]

kom nu naar de brug in amsterdam

[slow prawn]

or I can share the PGN file with you and you can create a repertoire on another site that is just for repertoires

[open sequoia]

When you lowk remember the times you were 1382 peak

[slow prawn]

like creating them

[grim crag]

I told you the dutch lowk evil

[small lantern]

welke bro

[nimble arch]

is there one for stonewall specifically

[small lantern]

nooo i’m not evil im a good boy

[grim crag]

Not you

[obtuse reef]

zelfde als rouand

[slow prawn]

I can import it from lichess for you

[slow karma]

Guys

[nimble arch]

from or to? If to then Id greatly appericate it

[small lantern]

man woont in amsterdam

[slow karma]

One question

[slow prawn]

from and okay

[small lantern]

ask away

[obtuse reef]

nee lol, had je niet gehoord van dat incident met die prankcall??\

[nimble arch]

you can just send the lichess study then

[slow karma]

Are one of yall connected to real levy rosmann

[small lantern]

yes he’s my father

[grim crag]

!eng 🤓

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[obtuse reef]

my lover

[slow karma]

Pls bring him here

[slow prawn]

https://lichess.org/study/9uKfnEnT/bUUEOOqN

[small lantern]

sorry nihil 😔

[small lantern]

ok ill ask him

[grim crag]

I forgive you.

[small lantern]

am i a good boy

[lament plover]

That's a good one

[grim crag]

Yes, yes you are. uwu

*pats*

[lament plover]

Lick lick

[grim crag]

Ok ahmed

[small lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-shocked-raingump-kto-kounotori-gif-26528171

[lament plover]

Ahmed🥀

[small lantern]

his name is mohamed

[nimble arch]

in the dutch I mean

[viral egret]

slop

[grim crag]

I know.

[slow prawn]

https://lichess.org/study/9uKfnEnT/j9Q0vVZk

[lament plover]

Odd

[slow prawn]

its in this study

stonewall against dutch

[nimble arch]

yeah, evenmoreso that when you hit view game it doesnt even take you to ur game, it takes it into a botez game

[lament plover]

Why do ppl send dot at the end of the messages

[nimble arch]

thats not in the dutch

[grim crag]

Even.

[slow prawn]

or do you want dutch against stonewall

[small lantern]

i don’t know.

[lament plover]

Full stop

[lament plover]

Even full stop

[nimble arch]

uh so theres this thing called the stonewall dutch

its a variation of the dutch defence

[pale pollen]

en croissant is going to die if they don't make an apple silicon version

[grim crag]

Did you go to school?

[nimble arch]

which is more popular than the stonewall as white

[slow prawn]

oh okayy

[lament plover]

Like u sound serious and sh.

[nimble arch]

the stonewall as white I think took that principle first

[small lantern]

im very serious.

[lament plover]

Yes I did, mate!

[lament plover]

I am showing excitement!

[grim crag]

Dots end sentences. It's a grammar rule.

[lament plover]

Am I good at it?

[small lantern]

sonion

[rancid valve]

hello

[viral egret]

so onion

[small lantern]

hi lol

[lament plover]

I see

[small lantern]

SONy

[slow prawn]

https://lichess.org/study/OZVR1FmQ/8zVArLuC

[viral egret]

wuzzup

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-anime-hi-anime-chitose-kun-wa-ramune-bin-no-naka-chitose-ramune-bagthebullet-gif-6636243224696253151

[nimble arch]

but 'even' is not complete sentence

[small lantern]

hi lol

[slow prawn]

idk if its in it cuz idk the names it says

[nimble arch]

it doesnt have to be either this is an informal env

[grim crag]

It is.

[lament plover]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[celest cape]

Check out this #chess game: ScottSayers vs GotisBotis - https://www.chess.com/game/168858453114

First bullet game and I win

[pale pollen]

[grim crag]

Why are chess games not loadin anymore?

[lament plover]

Nah
Subject + verb + smth forgot its name
That makes a sentence

[rancid valve]

How do i update my elo rsting role?

[lament plover]

Loading*

[small lantern]

hi lol

[viral egret]

subject + predicate

[lament plover]

Grammar sir

[nimble arch]

ty

[lament plover]

You shouldn't mess it up

[grim crag]

You missed the dot there sir.

[small lantern]

you’re such a smart cookie

[celest cape]

Get better?

[viral egret]

thanks :3

[nimble arch]

subject, and then verb or predicate- I think one includess the other

[slow prawn]

whats the best attack for white

[grim crag]

Sometimes you just need a subject.

[rancid valve]

nah im 1500 on chess com but idk how to change jt lol

[lament plover]

Oh it was not a sentence.

[viral egret]

it will automatically update. give it a day or so

[small lantern]

you are very welcome

[lament plover]

Yes that would be it.

[fierce bay]

who wants to play against a chess superflamaster

[celest cape]

Try to update the role or ask a moderator for help

[rancid valve]

It hasnt in like forever, and im not active much here so maybe thats

[glacial ravine]

aaaaa

[viral egret]

i’m a super noob. trying to get 900

[glacial ravine]

heres how you do it..

[lament plover]

Bo fan

[small lantern]

1v1

[viral egret]

nty

[small lantern]

awh

[glacial ravine]

CRUSH THE SCHOLARS MATE!! PLAY e4.. dont play sicillian yet!

DESTROY your opponent!!!

[lament plover]

Oh that means u r pretty bad and insecure about ur skills

[fierce bay]

massive multiplayer role playing chess game against me

[grim crag]

Meow :3

[viral egret]

no i just don’t wanna play

[small lantern]

meow meow

[fierce bay]

mma for short

[viral egret]

i am pretty bad tho, no dispute there

[grim crag]

Mreeow uwu

[lament plover]

How bad

[glacial ravine]

yes

[fierce bay]

I am the best of the worst

[viral egret]

850

[lament plover]

It's decent

[fierce bay]

I like to say stuff u know

[small lantern]

im 50 elo

[lament plover]

800s and 1200 are so underrated

Gotta tell u that

[viral egret]

it’s ok buddy. we all start somewhere

[fierce bay]

my elo has not increased for 10 years

[grim crag]

I just learned how a knight moves yesterday.

[small lantern]

i don’t even know how a knight works

[lament plover]

Does 50 elo even exist?

[pale pollen]

oof

[nimble arch]

ah yes the common

[fierce bay]

there are no limits guys

[small lantern]

yes i exist

[lament plover]

And what's ur elo

[grim crag]

It's very simple, you start by

[brittle iron]

anyone up for unrated 10s + 0.1?
😭

[nimble arch]

stop playing that

[lament plover]

L

[tall mural]

W move?

[nimble arch]

lefong le-lose

[fierce bay]

wow

[small lantern]

wowwwww that’s not nice

[brittle iron]

i know
but might as well get rid of the boredom

[fierce bay]

impresive

[nimble arch]

do somthing else pls

[lament plover]

No like it moves like the L shape

[grim crag]

I mean just take the queen boss

[glad hearth]

any way to get a free diamond code? I used up my trial the last few months ago i played. I’m 200 elo and the game reviews really help me out with knowing what i did wrong

[brittle iron]

😭

[ancient zealot]

bet

[lament plover]

Who tf are u again

[small lantern]

sure…

[fierce bay]

I want to play chess against someone strong

[glad hearth]

wdym

[fierce bay]

physically strong

[signal condor]

just use lichess

[brittle iron]

i'll send a challenge

[fierce bay]

not chess strong

[viral egret]

mudkip second best starter fr fr. one of the goats

[lament plover]

Oh ma bad I thought it was an advertisement

[ancient zealot]

are u gawonnie

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[slow karma]

Sure me tomorow when i get home from schook

[brittle iron]

yes

[small lantern]

pikachu best starter /j

[ancient zealot]

wtf

[glad hearth]

do they have free game reviews ?

[ancient zealot]

i didnt even give u my username

[signal condor]

yea

[fierce bay]

lets play

[signal condor]

you can go to import game and copy paste the pgn

[open herald]

Game Reviews are marketing brother'

[grim crag]

\chesssigma.com

[slow karma]

W brilliant move

[open herald]

Evaluation bar is free

[wintry raptor]

i got a rating of 646 on the new account

[lament plover]

True
It's so underrated

[grim crag]

That's fire!

[open herald]

Not underrated

[glacial ravine]

stalemate sacrifice.. woohoo!

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chungcord-bishops-anime-cuddle-discord-gif-13405411990364535553

[open herald]

ppl just find it bland and boring

[wintry raptor]

A new high now how do i link an account

[grim crag]

/connect

[queen mesa]

blorp

[ancient zealot]

wtf is this

[rancid valve]

nice i fixed it

[lament plover]

For God's sake have u seen someone analyzing his game without the game review engine

I always use the evaluation bar

[open herald]

That's me

[lament plover]

Then u r goated

Small advantage matters

[open herald]

I mean a lot of experienced players do

[lament plover]

Game review can't give u that

[wintry raptor]

i logged in

is it linked now?

[lament plover]

Yes that's why I pointed at it being underrated
A lot of chess players are already below 1000

[grim crag]

Give it some seconds

It shouldn't take long if you did it right

[ancient zealot]

YEs

I WON

pure skill vs pure spam

[brittle iron]

6-1 lol
but yes

😭

[lament plover]

both of u were spamming but sure

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-anime-meme-gif-6473363285945167133

[lament plover]

A win is a win

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-chan-meiko-project-sekai-vocaloid-tokkari-center-gif-5347327969076650145

[small lantern]

me

[lament plover]

@brittle iron what's ur elo?

[glacial ravine]

he's 2500

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-explosion-blushing-cat-nervous-explosion-shy-explode-gif-3123902237300160606

[lament plover]

Interesting

[glacial ravine]

nah im lying idk

im just trolling

[lament plover]

Amir

[grim crag]

God I wish that were me

[glacial ravine]

However.

[lament plover]

AMIR

[glacial ravine]

yes

[lament plover]

Shut up dude

[open herald]

Chle is 2000 i think

[glacial ravine]

awesome

[deft shard]

How to play chess

[open herald]

i played them Once

[small lantern]

who even plays that game in here bro

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[glacial ravine]

who actually plays chess bro 💀

[small lantern]

gasp

[lament plover]

I'd like to play him/her
Or someone above 2000 to give me an analysis about my play

[glacial ravine]

owwwww

[lament plover]

We play monopoly dw

[small lantern]

i will play you

[nimble arch]

damm

[grim crag]

Chle is OP

[wintry raptor]

Its not linkes

[lament plover]

That would be soon

[grim crag]

She mated me in 30s

[nimble arch]

yeah but time pressure it happens

[grim crag]

Hmm try this

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[lament plover]

Time pressure

Doesn't make it out of pure skill

[grim crag]

What is chess?

[glacial ravine]

i had to play 90 min chess otb

[small lantern]

idk

[glacial ravine]

7 rounds of it

[lament plover]

Something eatable

[small lantern]

it sounds delicious

[grim crag]

edible*

[queen mesa]

isnt chess like basically the same as chess

[lament plover]

A girl told me I ate chess so sure

[glacial ravine]

Great find!

[wintry raptor]

Whatt i dont see the discord option

[grim crag]

Chess is chess is chess

[grim crag]

Ask a mod atp 😭

[wintry raptor]

nvm i had to do it on a computer

[ancient zealot]

what is this 😭

[grim crag]

[brittle iron]

16-3 good game

[ancient zealot]

ts gotta be the dumbest tc of all time

[brittle iron]

🤷‍♀️

[ancient zealot]

i gotta start turning off my brain

[grim crag]

I see you're at it again chle.

[glacial ravine]

That's the only move!

[glacial ravine]

BRILLIANT! What a sacrifice!

[rancid valve]

nodody is saying "eatable" tho

[grim crag]

Nice AI slop you got there.

[lament plover]

I wanted to look on a dictionary site but the ai responded so sure

[grim crag]

It's not the only one, I got more moves.

[lament plover]

Also can u imagine that an Arabic dude is arguing with u about ur language

[ancient zealot]

LOL

[lament plover]

I am aura farming dawg

[grim crag]

My language is Spanish blud.

[brittle iron]

not really

[nimble arch]

not slop but is ai

[grim crag]

AI = Slop

[nimble arch]

uh no

[lament plover]

Yo hablo Español mi amigo

[nimble arch]

only low quality

[grim crag]

Me da gusto compadre.

[lament plover]

Je peux parler en francais aussi

[ancient zealot]

very funny https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168859032702/review

[frosty peak]

username78937498 (2000) vs. gawonnie (2150)

Move List

1. g3 e6 2. [Bg2] Nf6 3. f3 d5 4. Nh3 Be7 5. Kf2 O-O 6. e3 h5 7. d4 h4 8. Nf4 hxg3+ 9. hxg3 Ne4+ 10. fxe4 dxe4 11. Qh5 g6 12. Qh8# 

[grim crag]

Slop

[open herald]

ARE YOU an 80 YEAR OLD PARANOID Man living alone in the woods

[nimble arch]

does this mean its "Ai Ai" or "Slop Slop"

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raccoonhook

This is the Chess.com profile of raccoonhook. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 646 (936 peak)

[nimble arch]

via subsitution

[grim crag]

Oh, ce très bien

[queen mesa]

bleh

[grim crag]

Yes.

[wintry raptor]

is this good for playing for only half month

[nimble arch]

hmm that doesnt sound right

not all slop is ai

[grim crag]

Yes, you're on the right track.

[open herald]

Very good

[lament plover]

c'est*
Tu dois employer le verbe être
C'est la grammer, on ne doit pas avoir les fautes

[grim crag]

But all AI is slop.

[brittle iron]

funny thing is that im on my phone

[open herald]

It's not Ai that is slop, just ppl using it to make actual slops

[lament plover]

Nah wtf

[wintry raptor]

Thank you its a new acc since my old one had my school email connected to it

[brittle iron]

and chess.com is rate limiting me for opening too many tabs on safari

[grim crag]

T'ais raison.

[lament plover]

Bien sur

[ancient zealot]

arreter de parler francais

[lament plover]

Bien sûr

[grim crag]

Down with AI.

[lament plover]

Idk I forgot

[lament plover]

Ou quoi?

[nimble arch]

Ai can be helpful if used properly, if the output is not helpful then it may be considered slop

[open herald]

EVOLVE

[grim crag]

Careful you might crash the site.

[ancient zealot]

ouais tu dois parler en anglais

[open herald]

Isn't Stockfish an AI?

[nimble arch]

no I think thats ur device lowk

[nimble arch]

It has an AI built into it

it uses NNUE to assist in its evaluation

[brittle iron]

macbook from this year?
recently purchased?
😭

[grim crag]

Here's the thing. It overwhelmingly is not being used properly.

[ancient zealot]

how tf are you fast on macbook

[lament plover]

mais je préfère parler en francais
Tu n'as pa le droit de changer la langue que je parles avec

[nimble arch]

why does the device matter

I dont get that question

[grim crag]

No, I'm environmentally and class conscious.

[lament plover]

French is a gay language ngl

[nimble arch]

the macbook isnt gonna make you play slower lol

[ancient zealot]

cuz they are making every move in 0.1 seconds and im tryna understand how they do it on touchpad

[nimble arch]

that isnt interent though

[nimble arch]

oh idk if that means they use a touchpad

[grim crag]

That's kinda peak ngl

[nimble arch]

I use a touchpad, and usually I hover over what I move in prediction of my opponent in fast bullet games

[lament plover]

U haven't seen Arabic yet

[ancient zealot]

mais ici nous parlons anglais

[grim crag]

Oh yeah, botatoes.

[nimble arch]

like I hold the peice over the sqaure in advance

[lament plover]

البطاطس

[grim crag]

Sorry I can't read it.

[open herald]

Why not try learn Mayan or Aztec

[lament plover]

Ofc u can't

[lament plover]

Ass

Total shit

[ancient zealot]

ehh

im so done with french now that i took the ap french exam

[pastel yew]

for me its better than Nc6

[ancient zealot]

maintenant pas de francais

[rancid valve]

book move ah brilliant 😭💔

[grim crag]

Not Aztec, it is nahuatl.

[lament plover]

I have 3 novels for my finals so ammm
F no

U r

[pastel yew]

brilliant ah book move

[lament plover]

Not me

[ancient zealot]

when are they

[lament plover]

Just play the petrov or play something else other than e5

[lament plover]

After 2 weeks

[pastel yew]

I tried that and i wasnt winning as much

[rancid valve]

caro kann

[lament plover]

Man

Play checkers or smth

[slate crater]

just dont play e5 against e4

[glacial ravine]

and play what.. c5?!

ha ha ha... wait.. you're serious?!

[silk spire]

Hello, what's going on here?

[steady spade]

I JS re logged in to my account from 2024 and don't have any memories of having 1000 elo so how TF?

[rancid valve]

cant remember last time I have tbh

[grim crag]

I love the chant of the zenzontle,
bird of four hundred voices,
I love the smell of jade and the captivating perfume of flowers,
but above this I love my brother: man.

-# Nejuātl niktlasojtla in sentsontōtōtl ikuīkau, nejuātl niktlasojtla in chalchiuitl itlapālis īuān in auiakmej xōchimej; san ok senka noikniutsin in tlākatl, Nejuātl niktlasojtla

[short token]

Guys is 2150 rating good for a 15 year old like me

[glacial ravine]

yes

[slow prawn]

is english opening good

[brittle iron]

account name?

[glacial ravine]

yes english is a good opening

[short token]

Its Ok

[rancid valve]

[short token]

Is it a flex to win 500 elo people without a queen

🥹

[rancid valve]

no

[glacial ravine]

ehhhh not necessarily

[short token]

Dang it

[brittle iron]

i can win against 2000s without a queen

[glacial ravine]

500s hang pieces they'd likely hang the queen (no offense to 500s)

[slow prawn]

which is the best for white

[short token]

Whats yall max accuracy

[brittle iron]

100

[flint vortex]

worst player ever?

[short token]

Ive gotten 96% before

[buoyant beacon]

.

[short token]

.

[glacial ravine]

100 in a game under 10 moves and 99.3 in a full game

[brittle iron]

want to play 10s + 0.1s?

[short token]

I only play rapid 10 min

I need my thinking time

[brittle iron]

alright, let's do that

[rancid valve]

lemme spectate

[wintry raptor]

Has there been a cc game thats all book moves

[short token]

Ok when im home cus im at the barber shop rn

[covert dagger]

faaahhhhh

[pastel yew]

92-95 every (about) 7 games

[short token]

Damn bro

[brittle iron]

how long?

[slow prawn]

1v1 rapid?

[short token]

I get like 70-80% accuracy

If I lock in 90 sometimes

[pastel yew]

the rest are 75-89

[covert dagger]

I’m about to sleep

[glacial ravine]

its ok sometimes hikaru gets 75% accuracy games!..

[short token]

Ive drawed with the hikaru bot once

Then lost the next 10 games💔

[slow prawn]

Its 5 am here

[short token]

Prolly lost 15 games

[glacial ravine]

hikarubot CRUSHES mistakes

[slow prawn]

Im so ded

[short token]

Ye ik

[covert dagger]

💔 go sleep pls

[glacial ravine]

stay up and chat here

[buoyant beacon]

.

[glacial ravine]

neglect your irl responsibilities and talk here!

[slow prawn]

I should fr

[proud crystal]

Thats already morning

[pastel yew]

Hikaru bot once let me put 4 pawns in the center

[short token]

Am I tuff for beating grown men in 2200 range as a 15 yro

Or is that sum everyone can do

[pastel yew]

I do it too but maybe its tuff

[short token]

I gamble money on chess at my school

[slow prawn]

it is I can hear the birds chirping

[proud crystal]

Why you beating up old men 🥀

[covert dagger]

There’s a 14 year old 2700 FIDE, we all failed in life

[short token]

Me n my friends be doing like 10$ bets

[short token]

What the hell

[slow prawn]

thats me

[short token]

14 yro fide🥹✌️

[slow prawn]

gn chat

[buoyant beacon]

.

[covert dagger]

Erdogmus?? Is that you!?!?

[slow prawn]

✊

[covert dagger]

nah couldn’t be

[short token]

Yall think ill reach 2300 by the end of may

Am 2150 rn I think

[covert dagger]

he’s been 1700 before his conception

[slow prawn]

Ibrahim GM Im GM in secret no one knows but Im 2700 FIDE

[grim crag]

Huevos

[slow prawn]

HADO NO KYUJU

[short token]

Whats the longest game yall have bad b4

Had**

[scarlet arrow]

Nope

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[scarlet arrow]

2200-> 2300 takes months

[short token]

I had a 120+ moves game vs a friend at my school cus

[short token]

I thought it was easier

I js sit on chess for hours sometimes

[scarlet arrow]

Username ?

[short token]

Uhh

Hezioffthatjawn

[scarlet arrow]

Created in March

I see

[short token]

Ye

Is dat bad looks

[undone ravine]

b jm. lhg

[short token]

Or am I trippin

Gotham chess over hikaru

🥹✌️

[slow prawn]

My mac gave up on chess

[rancid valve]

chess in the void

[grim crag]

With all those tabs, how could it not?

[scarlet arrow]

Ez

[short token]

Whats ur rating

I bet ur like 1900

[rancid valve]

i didnt even notice 😭 damn

[slow prawn]

I mean the pieces are still moving smoothly Idk what happened

[candid merlin]

it's me mikhail tal once again

[rancid valve]

Link ur account then talk ur full of shit

[slow prawn]

for you Im just 1300

[grim crag]

Meoww:3

[short token]

Wdym

I can link my account when im home if u really want

[candid merlin]

[grim crag]

Like what is bro expecting.

[slow prawn]

"/connect'

[rancid valve]

whats the problem with now

[slow prawn]

do this

[short token]

Barbershop rn

[rancid valve]

takes 2 seconds bub

[grim crag]

Not enough RAM.

[short token]

Why rude tho

L manz?🥺✌️

[candid merlin]

folks don't fight

[slow prawn]

idk 4 GB is still free not in use

[short token]

I meant it in a good way

[rancid valve]

...

[short token]

1900 elo is really good

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-rwby-ruby-rose-anime-gif-25567670

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-hu-tao-genshin-impact-monkey-gif-987616179161216000

[slow prawn]

I read that fork I got forked like 7 times today

[candid merlin]

ok slide your chess usernmae

[grim crag]

Processor then.

[covert dagger]

💀 I’m saving that

[grim crag]

Nihl98 OwO

[candid merlin]

hutaohutaohutaohutaohutao

[slow prawn]

everything is working perfectly fine I think its asking me to sleep

[short token]

Ay dw tho im js a 15 yro that grinds chess roblox valorant and schedule 1 for hours a day🥺✌️

[buoyant warren]

wsp chat

[short token]

We lit

[undone ravine]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[covert dagger]

mikhail tal what is it

[grim crag]

No it's minneeee

[candid merlin]

nothing

[magic shard]

mikhail tao

[short token]

When im on pc I can do that

[covert dagger]

🤯

[rancid valve]

U can on phone

[short token]

2700 blitz is crazy

[magic shard]

I just got 2700 lichess puzzles

[covert dagger]

wait,,,guys dor is right

[brittle iron]

sure lol

[candid merlin]

haiiii

[short token]

Logged out

[brittle iron]

they're not

[covert dagger]

congradamalations

[short token]

I see 2700 as really good

Im only 2150

[candid merlin]

@grim crag nihl98 right

[covert dagger]

I won my tournament dor are you proud

[candid merlin]

yes

[grim crag]

Yea uwu

[undone ravine]

connect ur account to see

[brittle iron]

teach me your ways btw
500+ in 90 days

[candid merlin]

ok wait

[covert dagger]

❤️ thank you Mikhail tal

[rancid valve]

sure bro

[candid merlin]

no problem hutao

[short token]

I js sit on my pc when im home alone and play

[magic shard]

yes

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/legs-frieren-swaying-sitting-elf-gif-17929900172261932585

[short token]

It aint that hard to get elo

[rancid valve]

ur prolly sub 1000 anyways

[open herald]

it's hard.

[candid merlin]

is 15+10 ok?

[short token]

Why did I see gothamchess for a sec

[short token]

Whats ur elo

[magic shard]

what's your lichess puzzles

[grim crag]

That's a lot of numbers I'm scared 😭

[open herald]

its in the 200s

[short token]

You'll be 300 in notime

[candid merlin]

b-but..

[shell lynx]

2607

[brittle iron]

would you be down for some 10s + 0.1?

[short token]

Invincible🥺

[grim crag]

10 mins is better imo uwu

[candid merlin]

pls 15+10??

[magic shard]

say that again

[candid merlin]

plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls

[magic shard]

not right now I'm like gonna go soon

[covert dagger]

YIPPPPIEEEEEEE DOR IS FINALLY PROUD GUYS I CAN DIE HAPPYYYYYYYYYY

[short token]

Whats ur elo

[candid merlin]

plsplspls I will do anything @grim crag

[grim crag]

Invite me a coffee if you're gonna take me for so much time. 😭

[open herald]

I was at in the High 300s last week then it dropped to nearly 200

[shell lynx]

I stopped doing lc puzzles bc the win/loss rating ratio was so buns

[candid merlin]

ok fine

[short token]

dang it

[fallow dirge]

Should I learn the haxo Gambit or grand Prix attack ? I'm not sure what to do with the haxo if they don't reply to e4 with e5

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zzzquill (z7z6)

This is the Chess.com profile of z7z6. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: zzzquill (z7z6)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 221 (1248 peak)
Blitz: 118 (453 peak)
Bullet: 316 (1091 peak)

[grim crag]

Ok deal

[candid merlin]

good boy

[brittle iron]

why are you interested

[magic shard]

I'm not proud anymore go get 2000

[small lantern]

me next

[short token]

Idk

Im js interested in ur elo

[brittle iron]

😭

[covert dagger]

yes sir sorry sir 😔

[grim crag]

I'm a baddie, don't get that wrong. uwu

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/good-boy-good-boy-meme-good-boy-anime-anime-meme-anime-girl-gif-12872091721290064746

[short token]

That bad or?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gawonnie

This is the Chess.com profile of gawonnie. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1805 (1815 peak)
Blitz: 1627 (1911 peak)
Bullet: 2129 (2208 peak)

[scarlet arrow]

More like 2400 but close enough

[brittle iron]

cf above

[shell lynx]

Who is this greenflower

[candid merlin]

ok

[short token]

1800🥺

[small lantern]

:3

[undone ravine]

woah same elo

[open herald]

What is your elo

[magic shard]

we take our victories but we don't stay attached to them
there's more work to be done

[short token]

2150

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-dancing-anime-girl-gif-5699276185411794439

[buoyant warren]

congrats on tournament win

[candid merlin]

sent u inv @grim crag

[open herald]

On what mode

[short token]

Rapid

[open herald]

That's good

[grim crag]

Send it unrated you sneaky 7w7

[candid merlin]

i like to sniff my chess pieces when I capture them

[brittle iron]

115 games though

[short token]

Only mode i play really is 10 min idk how ppl like hikaru can calculate so fast in bullet

[covert dagger]

yeah, I lowkey sold a draw, I made a knight sac that didn’t work because I got anxious in last round when I was 2/2, I do need to work on mindset a lot

[grim crag]

Omg are you spying on me?

[covert dagger]

Thanks waffle my good man

[candid merlin]

oh right

[buoyant warren]

i wanna see the games

[brittle iron]

you've got plenty of time to chat
but not to play rapid?

[scarlet arrow]

The bingo continues

[covert dagger]

💀 no you don’t

[short token]

Wdym

[brittle iron]

i don't buy it with the not logged in stuff

[scarlet arrow]

😩

[candid merlin]

I can't inv u anymor @grim crag

[brittle iron]

i already have bingo with this one btw

[grim crag]

I'll do

[covert dagger]

they were so buns that one ended in 19 move and one ended in 16 moves 💔

[short token]

ill show ya when im home

[magic shard]

identifying areas for improvement is a good next step

[brittle iron]

when?>

[candid merlin]

ok good boy

[rancid valve]

what does bingo mean

[short token]

An hour

[scarlet arrow]

Dw :')

[candid merlin]

it's fem12chess

[brittle iron]

it's just a fun game

[short token]

Wdym bingo

[open herald]

I mean Andrey Gutov is 2900 Rapid but only played 348 games

[candid merlin]

im just lowk stuck at 600 elo atp

[scarlet arrow]

Nothing nothing just a game

[brittle iron]

😭

[rancid valve]

I think I have a fair idea

[short token]

Damn

[scarlet arrow]

👉👈

[grim crag]

I'm a bad boiii

[candid merlin]

no

[short token]

Sacrifice all your pieces to gain elo✌️

[shell lynx]

I was gonna go back to Bald Ruy but he has too many holes in it that it pmo

[grim crag]

I sent uwu

[open herald]

He's #2 all time tho

[candid merlin]

glhf @grim crag

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-sparxie-honkai-honkai-star-rail-hsr-gif-10889252549833443047

[short token]

Anyone wanna do bets on 10 min rapid

Or is dat illegal in the chess world

[shell lynx]

Though tbf he kinda based it on positional feel above specific lines

[grim crag]

Gay loves hugging furries?

[magic shard]

what are the holes I'm curious

[candid merlin]

woah wutt

[brittle iron]

i'll say that i'll win

[scarlet arrow]

No money involved here

[short token]

Dang it

[grim crag]

Sorry I don't know the acronym

[scarlet arrow]

Cocky

[short token]

🥺

[brittle iron]

idk
maybe their account gets randomly closed while playing me 🤷‍♀️

[iron ocean]

Yooooooo I got my first brilliant 😛😛

[brittle iron]

congrats!

[rancid valve]

💔😂

[short token]

Hm?

[covert dagger]

First guy genuinely lost when I had 57 min on clock in a 60 min game 💔

[short token]

😞🤟

[brittle iron]

chess.com performs random account closures
happens

[iron ocean]

Is this how the grandmaster feels?

[scarlet arrow]

Very random

[short token]

why doe

[scarlet arrow]

No

[brittle iron]

😭

[buoyant warren]

bot lobbies 😭

[scarlet arrow]

They're nonchalant about it

[covert dagger]

The second guy lost when I had 54 😭

[grim crag]

Meoww uwu

[brittle iron]

ask the chess.com staff about that

[short token]

what if they close a account that isnt cheats

do u needa make a ticket

[covert dagger]

I genuinely feel bad farming these npcs

[rancid valve]

🏚

[small lantern]

meooowww

[short token]

Or sum

[scarlet arrow]

Cheats ? Who talked about cheats ?

[shell lynx]

I forgor

[iron ocean]

🤣

[short token]

im js asking a questiom

[scarlet arrow]

[brittle iron]

i'm wondering who told them to talk about that

[shell lynx]

I just deleted the study I made

[short token]

I watch a lot of Gothams cheater videos

[iron ocean]

Surely gm games doesn’t always have brilliant

[covert dagger]

I played some casual with the top rated person in the next section up who was 1600 USCF and I beat him twice lost once

💔

[short token]

They all play best moves so its obvious

but what if sm1 isnt cheating yet gets banned still

[scarlet arrow]

You don't need a single sac to win against a GM

[grim crag]

Grrrr

[buoyant warren]

keep at it, never feel bad in this game

[iron ocean]

I like playing chess high, while listening to Light theme from death note 😜

[brittle iron]

i plead the eighth

[viral egret]

i like games where zero pieces are traded but one player is blatantly winning

[rancid valve]

perfect

[short token]

Oh myf

[iron ocean]

Playing against good people sometimes are more like psychological games

[viral egret]

i play sober and listen to death metal

[iron ocean]

That’s how leaf should be used

[indigo knoll]

Any chess players here

[short token]

dont ban me🥺

[covert dagger]

…YOU KNOW BALL

[indigo knoll]

I won’t

[iron ocean]

Makes you a bad boy I say haha

[viral egret]

:3

[small lantern]

na just you bud

[viral egret]

what does that mean

[viral egret]

sir this is a wendy’s

[short token]

Yall ever face a blatant cheater before

[keen aspen]

Chess.

[iron ocean]

Being agresivo in chess, music changes my mood and my thoughts

[scarlet arrow]

We see them everyday in chat

[viral egret]

oh i’m very boring and positional

[scarlet arrow]

Pretty blatant even without looking at their games most of the time

[short token]

have you tho

[viral egret]

have you seen the bingo card yet

[iron ocean]

Dislike people like that, they always play psychology games

[scarlet arrow]

Then they get a black role for some reason a while after

😩

[short token]

-insert who is this-

[viral egret]

no i just play chess :(

[scarlet arrow]

Ofc

[short token]

YUPPPP

[iron ocean]

I meant in chess haha

So addicted in chess that after clubbing I play it 😪

[short token]

Yall play roblox or yall js main chess

[small lantern]

both

[brittle iron]

😭

[scarlet arrow]

Lemme guess you're u15

[short token]

What u play

[short token]

Chopped

[small lantern]

roblox and chess

[scarlet arrow]

Huh

[viral egret]

ok so i did make someone crash out before in vc here because i was up a piece and just playing solid, and he goes “YOU AREN’T EVEN DOING ANYTHING” and rage quits

[short token]

I meant what games on roblox

[buoyant warren]

sonion

[brittle iron]

says the one who refuses to play bullet
🤷‍♀️

[small lantern]

chess on roblox

[rancid valve]

average bullet game to be fair

[short token]

Hm?

[brittle iron]

you said rapid only before

[small lantern]

jk jk

[short token]

Nun wrong with not playing bullet

[brittle iron]

don't tell me your opinion changed

[iron ocean]

Exactly 😂😂

[viral egret]

i haven’t played roblox since 2006. pirate ship battles and survive the disaster were goated

[short token]

Na only rapid

[iron ocean]

That’s how positional players play

[brittle iron]

thought so

[rancid valve]

what..

[short token]

Hm?

[short token]

I dont like bullet

[brittle iron]

they said 15

[grim crag]

I'm a vewy gwood chwess pwayer uwu

[open herald]

bro needs to calm down

[scarlet arrow]

Damn I'm good

[short token]

Roblox is fun tho

[tawdry patio]

hey

[brittle iron]

you sure are

[short token]

.

[viral egret]

but you got it wrong

[small lantern]

cac and MEG

[short token]

How old are yall

[open herald]

who's Winning white or black

[scarlet arrow]

👴

[viral egret]

29

[short token]

OLD AH

[scarlet arrow]

Unc be like

[tawdry patio]

dam

[small lantern]

age is just a number /j

[viral egret]

i embrace the unc status tbh

[short token]

Very tuff

[viral egret]

brother

[small lantern]

im joking dont attack me

[tawdry patio]

Jail is just a room

[viral egret]

“age is just a number” mfs when the judge says “jail is just a place”

[short token]

LOOOOOL

[tawdry patio]

too slow

[brittle iron]

i'm 21 and have been playing chess since i was nine

[viral egret]

i started chess at 21. rip

[brittle iron]

1600 blitz and 1800 rapid

[short token]

Old old old

[tawdry patio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/job-jumpscare-application-XeQ5g2yEomEHiv2AfO

[short token]

Why not 2k yet

Grind man!

[small lantern]

im new at chess if only someone could teach me 👀👀👀👀👀

[brittle iron]

2100 bullet though

[short token]

JesusJesus

[brittle iron]

i won't

[viral egret]

[short token]

Couldn't be me In a million years

[viral egret]

@gentle gorge

[short token]

Hikaru himself taught me how to play chess

[brittle iron]

yes, because you've got only 115 games under your belt
and i'm almost at 70k

[short token]

🥺✌️

[small lantern]

magnus taught me

[short token]

my lord

[small lantern]

yall rookies

[short token]

I have 100k dw

[rancid valve]

fischer for me

[viral egret]

depression taught me

[brittle iron]

then you are alting, i presume?

[tawdry patio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ikasgifs-cat-angry-ikas-EF3VZsi5GEgWXnpbTX

[short token]

Is that illegal

[brittle iron]

what's your main's username?

[short token]

dw ablut it

[brittle iron]

lol

[rancid valve]

blub

[small lantern]

are you still depressed

[brittle iron]

how long until you get home?

[short token]

js know i have a couple accounts for different Gmail including my school account

[rancid valve]

couldve just lied G

[viral egret]

not as much. i have medication for that now :3

[short token]

How does medication help depression

[small lantern]

okay thats good 🥹

[short token]

Dont u need like a therapist or sum

And whyre u depressed

[short token]

Peak

[brittle iron]

you need one for your mass alting problem
and being a pathological liar and attention seeker
😭

[viral egret]

it fixes a chemical imbalance in my brain. depression is different for everyone. mine is just because my brain chemistry is off

[small lantern]

hot damn

[scarlet arrow]

That's called being a kid

[short token]

Oh alr

[brittle iron]

😭

[short token]

Idk you sry

[brittle iron]

i'm done with dc for today
it's too much '

[short token]

🥺✌️

[rancid valve]

actually hilarious

[brittle iron]

and they will probably either
a) refuse the game
b) just blow me off the board

[short token]

Peace dude!🥺🥺✌️

[brittle iron]

without further elaboration

[undone ravine]

why is bullet more better than blitz

[small lantern]

bye chle

[brittle iron]

bye hf

[short token]

Reach 2k soon chlo

[rancid valve]

wdym

[short token]

Its possible

[patent patrol]

who wanna play

[short token]

Even after 9 yrs

[undone ravine]

its somuch better

[lament plover]

Boring evening man

[woven pond]

who wants to play

[small lantern]

i can make it more exciting /j

[short token]

Na im playing vs hikaru rn

[rancid valve]

I feel like alot of games are just won on time not skill, but maybe im still too low rn

[viral egret]

trying to remember what i was doing when i was 15. i think i was mostly playing call of duty with friends after school

[celest cape]

Check out this #chess game: i_sl22 vs GotisBotis - https://www.chess.com/game/168859797042

[short token]

Hes down a queen and a rook

[lament plover]

You still have it

[celest cape]

My best chess game ever

[woven pond]

u wanna play

[patent patrol]

real asf

[lament plover]

That's the spirit

[small lantern]

ikr

[undone ravine]

nihongowobenkyoushiteimasu

[patent patrol]

ur acc scares me

[candid merlin]

that's one hell of a grueling match with you @grim crag

[viral egret]

mostly mw2 quickscope 1v1s

[rancid valve]

oh shii

You know

[woven pond]

actually bro cmin

[undone ravine]

yes i know

[small lantern]

can we 1v1

[rancid valve]

love when ppl know

[undone ravine]

yes

[small lantern]

what?

[short token]

Whats ur elo

[rancid valve]

if you know

[woven pond]

check their bio

[small lantern]

yeah i know

[undone ravine]

how long u been studying nihongo

[woven pond]

who wants to play im 500 elo

[small lantern]

alright

[short token]

Ion see

Oh

[woven pond]

click the +

[brittle iron]

lol

[grim crag]

Yesss uwu you played with reasonable moves until you got that pawn with your knight. Then i just tactic'd you like the baddie I am.

[rancid valve]

Hmmm I would say a year but its inconsistent cus im still in last year of school and like exams and stuff

[small lantern]

i thought u were done with dc

[rancid valve]

im like N5 tho

maybe

[undone ravine]

like fully n5?

[candid merlin]

yikesss

[short token]

Why 2700 blitz

[rancid valve]

80% id say

[short token]

Play rapid🥺

[undone ravine]

thats great

[grim crag]

私も日本語を勉強します。一緒に勉強したいか?

[rancid valve]

I plan to lock in after i finish school in a month

[undone ravine]

and go to japan right

[rancid valve]

ok lost me at start of second line icl

[short token]

Guys im 3k elo

[undone ravine]

fr

[small lantern]

i wanna go to south korea for the men

[short token]

Tuff?

[rancid valve]

after uni yeah

[grim crag]

Did you have an opening plan or were you just mirroring me at the start?

[undone ravine]

damn

[short token]

I went from 1k elo to 3k in 24 hours

[candid merlin]

I was playing along the opening lol

[grim crag]

I asked if you'd like to study together. uwu

[candid merlin]

I have a opening repertoire myself

[rancid valve]

Its kind of difficult without a degree cus it srlly hard to get a long term visa wi no sponsor so

[short token]

Guys i got my haircut

[rancid valve]

hmu in a month or two if you remember

[short token]

We lit🥺

[small lantern]

show

[short token]

Hell naw

[undone ravine]

ur going to work or study in japan?

[short token]

Js know its sum luh calm waves

[grim crag]

よかい uwu

[small lantern]

i can’t know if you don’t show me

[buoyant warren]

knight c6 in front of the pawn was kind of one of the big mistakes ngl

[short token]

Believe in me🥺

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/scientist-myself-youknow-science-gif-18288578

[small lantern]

no

[candid merlin]

haha lol

[rancid valve]

Plan is to work after uni but theres like work experience for a year as part of the course so if im lucky i can go earlier

[undone ravine]

😭 is it easy to apply for a job there

[mighty oasis]

That is a massive advantage! Getting a placement year built into your degree is honestly one of the best ways to do it.

[rancid valve]

I mean idk yet, but all ive seen so far is that u gotta have like a degree in smth to even start

[undone ravine]

ohh alright

[grim crag]

would you like to try another tc?

[short token]

Melon wanna run it in a couple mins

[candid merlin]

what's that

[undone ravine]

me

[rancid valve]

Yeah the 1 year work exp out of uni is a big head start

[short token]

10 min rapid🥺

[small lantern]

1v1 me

[grim crag]

It was equal until Nxd4

[short token]

I wanna run it w melon 1st

[small lantern]

na

[grim crag]

Time control

[short token]

Hm?

[candid merlin]

I mean sure

[rancid valve]

I dont run it with frauds

[short token]

Am no fraud🥺

[small lantern]

melon is busy rn lil bro

[rancid valve]

sure am

[buoyant warren]

lets play 10 second

[celest cape]

Hi

[short token]

Lil bro in 26'

Mmbat.

[small lantern]

obviously satire

[candid merlin]

that's.. just torture

[short token]

I mean i am young🥺

[mighty oasis]

I feel that heavy sigh through the screen. Honestly, if you're looking at the overall job market right now, "easy" is definitely not the word most people are using.

[grim crag]

Sent uwu

[small lantern]

ok run the 1s