💬〡chess-talk

[red frost]

It's called triggering

[meager fiber]

I just can?

[zenith ether]

@brittle iron where did I mess things up?

[brittle iron]

the two pawns in the first game
and then you moved the knight which prevented the mate

[maiden solstice]

why was rook to f1 bad - what did i miss

[zenith ether]

No the second one?

[brittle iron]

and in the second game, you just didn't move quickly enough to prevent the flagging
but the thing is that here you could have had the chance to draw

[red frost]

Definition of skill issue

[zenith ether]

Oh, Ic a couple of more matches

[red frost]

Jk

[zenith ether]

Bullet maybe?

[brittle iron]

30s?

[zenith ether]

Pls one minute atleast ? 😭😭

[brittle iron]

noooooooooo

[zenith ether]

Ok then 30s

[zenith ether]

Send

[autumn bramble]

I FREAKING HATE IT EHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS THE DOOR AND IM PLAYING CHESS😠

[steep cargo]

Send game link.

[obsidian plume]

CATS > DOGSH

[broken haven]

Holy sh

[autumn bramble]

AGREED😠

[maiden solstice]

how to do that

[autumn bramble]

Should've been a cat peice instead of horse

[maiden solstice]

https://www.chess.com/game/168734080166?move=38

[mortal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-gif-7703172207880660162

[broken haven]

Two brilliant move in 1 game

[zenith ether]

Ayoo @brittle iron the first one I played good ig, can u semd the review?

[zenith ether]

Niceee lessgoo

[lime cosmos]

who uses ai for playing chess?

[glass ibex]

maybe Rhe1 immediately?

[steep cargo]

Because it allows your opponent to attack your king.

DM me if you want a detailed explanation.

[zenith ether]

One match?

[glass ibex]

how?

[obsidian plume]

Good meowning

Good meowfternoon

[steep cargo]

You can DM me too if you want an explanation.

[obsidian plume]

Good meowvning

[fathom canyon]

Make this less weird

[steep cargo]

Not now, later.

[obsidian plume]

What's your puzzle rush top score? 3 or 5

Min

[glass ibex]

(?) should be simple to do it here, but alright

[brittle iron]

3 min
42 something

[zenith ether]

U free? We can do more 30s ig if u allow?

[zenith ether]

Hi

[zenith ether]

Bro one match?

[brittle iron]

not really

[zenith ether]

Sure

[glass ibex]

from what i can see without using engine, Rf2 wastes tempo when Rhe1 immediately fights for the e-file. Puts black in a tough spot as his knight is about to be trapped with a3 and his rook is about to be traded off.

[alpine jolt]

join me in vc guys

if you want, study lounge 1

[glass ibex]

sry not rn

[zenith ether]

Ok

[obsidian plume]

I almost read your ign as Sniper

[zenith ether]

One match ?

[obsidian plume]

In fact. It's a nice username
Pfp = bishop
Username = Board Sniper

[fathom canyon]

Yeah, how much did you guys get for puzzle rush?

[obsidian plume]

😹

[zenith ether]

Bro one match?

[vocal sage]

1v1 me if someone wana feel how bobby ficsher used to play trust

[trim sand]

Hello

[brittle iron]

suuuuuurely

suurely i took the queen, right?

[trim sand]

💔

[trim sand]

What did u play

[brittle iron]

exf6

[trim sand]

Good

[vernal oyster]

how to become better at chess pls tell me

my username is ZeroGravityehsan

[mellow acorn]

1v1 blitz

[brittle iron]

at your level it is of integral importance that you understand that you are not the only one who is hanging your pieces

[brittle iron]

what's your username? \

[gleaming herald]

yo can sm1 play with me but im just chatting

[vernal oyster]

ZeroGravityehsan

[mellow acorn]

Ezia482

[vernal oyster]

pls follow me

[robust gyro]

lost two games in a row. i need a break.

[vernal oyster]

or friend me

[brittle iron]

blitz, 3 min?

[mellow acorn]

Okeh

[brittle iron]

i've sent a challenge

[slow prawn]

Is this brilliant

[mellow acorn]

Me no see

[brittle iron]

wait a second or two

[vernal oyster]

why do you have so many tabs open tho

[brittle iron]

is your internet connection working?

[mellow acorn]

Yes

[gleaming herald]

can som1 play with me

[brittle iron]

send a challenge to
gawonnie
then

[gleaming herald]

im chatting

[mellow acorn]

https://link.chess.com/play/Ajpudd

[abstract frost]

sure

username?

[brittle iron]

rematch?

[mystic saffron]

I notice during certain time of the day on chess.com opponents seems harder for their rating than other times. Or is it just my imagination?

Usually in evening

[gleaming herald]

username is anthoechec22

[zenith ether]

Elo?

[latent walrus]

close your tabs bro😭

[gleaming herald]

umh 260 but im good a the game

ok lets play

[dreamy sluice]

it also happens to me

[wind bay]

How much ram do u have beo

[plush nacelle]

hi

[mystic saffron]

for me about 5pm to 8pm seems a lot harder like I am playing a master. I am under 1k ely

[obtuse wagon]

bro has more tabs open than i have websites visited

[dreamy sluice]

i understand

[mellow acorn]

GgGg

[brittle iron]

good game, noone would play b4

especially not after the perfect endgame so far

[plush vigil]

Anyone wanna play chess on Gmod?

[zenith ether]

Crazyyy how u guys even do this

[plush vigil]

I’ll add you on steam and we can run some chess

[wanton axle]

[zenith ether]

Bro one match?

[obtuse wagon]

11 total book moves holy theory

[brittle iron]

actually just 6

[zenith ether]

Hi

[mellow acorn]

Okeh

[zenith ether]

Ur id?

[obtuse wagon]

6 + 5

[brittle iron]

and they left theory first

[brittle iron]

it doesn't work like that 😭

[dreamy sluice]

yo

[zenith ether]

Sup?

[obtuse wagon]

ik but like still

[dreamy sluice]

sorry, i was playing

[mellow acorn]

https://link.chess.com/play/3cNqB5

[mystic saffron]

I am looking to find a way to practice against certain openings. I want to try practice against the fool's mate for example. Is there a bot/ chess engine I can download that can do that for me

[dreamy sluice]

good, u?

[zenith ether]

Accept

[wind bay]

I think u can do custom position with engines
Also did u mean scholars mate lol

[mellow acorn]

Your use abi?

[wind bay]

Fools mate is 2 move

[mystic saffron]

yea is that the same thing?

[zenith ether]

Abi?

[mystic saffron]

oh nvm I got it mix up XD

[mellow acorn]

Abhimanyhu

[zenith ether]

Yeah

[zenith ether]

Add me pls

[mystic saffron]

the scholar's mate.

[dreamy sluice]

oh ok

[zenith ether]

Accept it

[mystic saffron]

so how it works the engine will attempt to Scholar's mate you automatically?

[obtuse wagon]

my opponent was premoving scholars mate so i went b4 and took their bishop then they resigned

[obtuse wagon]

Free elo!!

[brittle iron]

play more bullet

[misty cliff]

i can

[zenith ether]

Does this advice apply to me also?

[mellow acorn]

Ok👌🆗

[wind bay]

Oh I was thinking more like u already know the first few moves
So u just kinda plug in the position and get it to play from there at whatever strength u want

[zenith ether]

Bro accept my challenge 😭😭

[mystic saffron]

I can defend it but I just want to punish them badly to guarantee a win or dominating position.

[mellow acorn]

Ok

[misty cliff]

guys is london system good opening? im new player 400 elo

[stuck cobalt]

hii

[gleaming herald]

yeah bro lets call

[misty cliff]

whats your nickname

[gleaming herald]

anthoechec22

[mystic saffron]

yea I know first moves.I mean how engine it works? Do you have to make the move for the engine or does it automatically. I want to like a bot that I can play against

[obtuse wagon]

the london is good

[wind bay]

There might be lines u could learn
But personally I just never bothered bc eventually ppl stopped playing it

[latent walrus]

yeah its good but really boring

[wind bay]

Yeah it will move automatically

[mystic saffron]

under 1000 is a plague

[vital patio]

accidently got this while playing bullet

[wind bay]

Lmao

[misty cliff]

how do i can improve my skill at chess

[brittle iron]

no

[mystic saffron]

I have never use an engine or download any third part bots. How I go about it?

[brittle iron]

btw

[latent walrus]

play as much as you can, analyze games and study via books or videos

[wind bay]

U set up the position in analysis then choose to play against the engine
I don't think u need to download anything

[brittle iron]

almost one minute btw

[brittle iron]

and they are about to flag lol

[zenith ether]

What should I play then

[dreamy sluice]

as cliche as it sounds the advice is powerful

[mystic saffron]

Let me Youtube it for instruction

[slow folio]

bro I swear these Indians only know to play openings and their openings are so fricking sharp

[brittle iron]

more rapid
especially longer time controls like 15+10

[zenith ether]

Ok

[brittle iron]

lol

[slow folio]

Like I alr hate Sicilian and they made it worse

[zenith ether]

He left 😭😭

[brittle iron]

you won vs the 1900 because they abandoned
but the position was winning

[slow folio]

it's always the bad Indians

[zenith ether]

Ik ik 😭😭 , one bullet?

[brittle iron]

it's always the non-blitz-players

[brittle iron]

no, it's already 10-0 between us 😭

[slow folio]

im non bullet bruv

[zenith ether]

Does that matter?

[brittle iron]

1200 blitz, 1700 rapid
bio says 1800-1900 😭

[slow folio]

check my peak bruhhhh

it's the Indians' openings traumatised me

[brittle iron]

somewhat
think about it this way
i'm not going to beat you 100-0
that would hurt me and you

[brittle iron]

do i hear racism?

[zenith ether]

Why would it hurt u?

[brittle iron]

i don't like winning and winning
you have to consider the opponent's feelings too

[slow folio]

NO omg no one gonna believe Indians' openings are so ridiculous compared to the principle of it?

[brittle iron]

so you'd say it's just experience?

[zenith ether]

Bruh, i dont feel hurt bcz ur way more elo than me, I just play so that I learn from u

[frail gale]

Beating stockfish 18 kinda easy.

[brittle iron]

but you wouldn't learn anything from me
😭
like there's no way you can improve from always playing bullet with me

[slow folio]

experience? I don't expect a fricking guy would study 1000 hrs for opening and 0 hour for middlegame, endgame like the Indians I met ahh

[brittle iron]

i'm sure other people do just the same 😭

[zenith ether]

I get helpful tips From u

[brittle iron]

not really so far

[zenith ether]

Yeah I have improved from last time

[brittle iron]

...

[slow folio]

no coach would make you do that.

[brittle iron]

🤷‍♀️

i've never been coached

[slow folio]

that's just really stupid to study openings a lot and no for endgames right?

[zenith ether]

Bro just add me I wanna learn more chess

[brittle iron]

you can do that on your own though?
plus, i don't like being a coach

i never wanted to become one in the first place

[brittle iron]

hm ...

[zenith ether]

Ok ok ig 😭

[tranquil prism]

any cute ahh girls

[old verge]

Ok bot

[brittle iron]

what is that? 😭

[whole magnet]

Become one

[brittle iron]

like genuinely interested in chess?

[tranquil prism]

no it means cute girls.

[old verge]

never heard of that

[tranquil prism]

mmhmmmm

[old verge]

are you in the right server?

[brittle iron]

anyways, do you now have time for 30s bullet?

[latent walrus]

what bro💔

[tranquil prism]

no ask me in a week

[brittle iron]

😭

yesterday it was like tomorrow
and now it is like a week

jsut say no \

[runic shore]

yeah no iceman was not it for me

[tranquil prism]

i have exams

[whole magnet]

5 second bullet

[tranquil prism]

ill be free by Sunday

• next sunday

[old verge]

next week will probably next month

[obtuse wagon]

My opponent missed mate in 1

[mellow acorn]

1v1 me 😉

[obtuse wagon]

how are you 1200 at puzzles but miss it

[old verge]

should have been a gentleman and let them know so that they could do it the next move

[tranquil prism]

genuinely havent played chess in a few days u can check my acc

[crisp cobalt]

hey can some help me

[brittle iron]

yes, i'll just go sleep now
past 8 pm lol

[obtuse wagon]

nah they retreated their queen

[crisp cobalt]

anyone plzz

[tranquil prism]

why tf are u sleeping now

are u a child

[brittle iron]

like
it takes me an hour or half an hour to get ready for bed lol

[tranquil prism]

past 8pm smh smh

[brittle iron]

and i need to get up at 7 or 8

[tranquil prism]

bruuu 9 30- 7??

ur living the life ngl

[brittle iron]

21 years old
like

[frail gale]

Hello everyone.

[tranquil prism]

insaneee

[old verge]

9 30 to 7 is crazy

[brittle iron]

my account is from 2014
no way im a child

[old verge]

isnt that too much sleeping

[tranquil prism]

how do i achieve this sleep schedule?

[tranquil prism]

its the life i deserve

[brittle iron]

i did from always doing the same

[tranquil prism]

peak

[old verge]

No but like sleeping more than 9 hours is generally unhealthy lol

[tranquil prism]

does it make u extremely healthy and keep u energetic throughout the day?

[wispy vault]

hi

[brittle iron]

i generally am more of a low energy person

[tranquil prism]

cap cap cap

[wispy vault]

it is

[tranquil prism]

cooked

[wispy vault]

[tranquil prism]

i do like 1 30 - 7 30 or 8 30 usually

[wispy vault]

what's ur rating ? Im 2500+ in blitz

[tranquil prism]

2300 blitz ish 2400 in 1+0

[wispy vault]

alr

[brittle iron]

and do the math properly:
8 pm end time for the day, 1 hour to get ready, then it is 9 pm
getting up at 6:30 am or 7 am
makes it like 8+30min or 9h

[distant junco]

Do any of you play rapid

Or does everybody here play hyperbullet lmao

[wispy vault]

yes I'm 2097

[brittle iron]

username?

[wispy vault]

onlinechessboring

[old verge]

now thats healthier! if only it were earlier

[tranquil prism]

i get 100 games vibes from this acc ngl

[old verge]

you play chess?

[wispy vault]

fym 😭

[brittle iron]

alright, i'd like to play one game with you
if that's alright
last game of today lol

[vocal sage]

[distant junco]

Why would I join this server if I didn't

[tranquil prism]

but on weekends i do 4 30 to 2 pm or smthn insane

[wispy vault]

can't rn

[vocal sage]

any1 2k elo wana 1v1 and tell me what should my actual rating me

[wispy vault]

outside 😭🥹

[old verge]

Idk I do not play chess so

[tranquil prism]

ok 2 is a stretch maybe 12 30/11 30

[brittle iron]

unfortunate
but ig it can't be helped

[vocal sage]

any 2k elo 1v1?

[brittle iron]

good night to everyone
and have a great time playing chess

[distant junco]

Which time control

[vocal sage]

wym?

rapid ofc

[distant junco]

Whats your chess com user

[vocal sage]

1Sheri1 ( i js wana fight a high elo so ik if i perform good or bad)

[old verge]

Ngl waking up at 2 pm is crazy, i haven't done that in years. It if go that late i usually wake up the same and then have a nap in the afternoon

[old verge]

Yea no help that sounds better

[distant junco]

Sorry I'm only interested in playing higher rated players right now

[tranquil prism]

its not all the time but sometimes i was relly free the last few weekends

[vocal sage]

i peaked 1.5k btw

[wispy vault]

that's it ?

[limpid viper]

All that sleep to be worse than me at chess

[old verge]

thats it?

[vocal sage]

i mena its enough to 1v1 and 2k elo

[wispy vault]

I peak 2500+

[vocal sage]

i want to 1v1 a high elo bro but they dont wana ;-;

[frail gale]

I peaked 3084+

[wild latch]

Dayumm

[tranquil prism]

i got cheater vibes but ur legit i thought cuz ur not in any another chess server and unlinked acc

[distant junco]

1417 you mean

[vocal sage]

i guess

[tranquil prism]

whats our score son

[frail gale]

you might be 700 elo, 300 elo, 1000, 1400, 2000 and so on. but what if a grandmaster lost a chess game, in 7 moves?

[vocal sage]

that was me ofc

[graceful star]

yo gm

[vocal sage]

can we 1v1 a quick game tho

[distant junco]

I'm good sorry

[old verge]

the Alireza way, although that was 9 moves

[vocal sage]

ah

any 2k elo wana 1v1

[limpid viper]

5-1

[wispy vault]

i don't cheat

dawg

[distant junco]

Have you guys seen the ChessAssist page on TikTok lmaooo

[limpid viper]

‘But ur legit’ 😆

[wispy vault]

i just don't link my accounts

discord gets termed alot of times .

[tranquil prism]

yea i believe that i checked ur acc but ur discord account gives cheater vibes

[vocal sage]

any 2k elo wana 1v1 lmk

[tranquil prism]

1-0 son 🤣 😂

[vocal sage]

ive never fought ur tf

.

whats ur elo @tranquil prism

[tranquil prism]

600

[vocal sage]

alr

[old verge]

Anyone down for checkers

[steep dragon]

My white queen got a boyfriend chat imma resign

[frail gale]

Your white queen has a husband, the king.

[wind bay]

What is Dyno blud doing

[frail gale]

Stock fish took a break so I had to step in

[balmy python]

[past shale]

She Ran Away With Black King On Her Horse

[frail gale]

Knight*

[past shale]

Is Bro Lwkey Ragebaiting?

[frail gale]

Even if I was “ragebaiting”, getting rage baited by Dyno is another thing.

[steep dragon]

I don’t think they married bro we in Uni

[frail gale]

If the rage bait works, you’re the problem.

[past shale]

Bro Is Watching Too Much Edits

[wind bay]

[slow prawn]

is fried liver attack better or max lange attack

[vocal sage]

guys how to play like bobby ficsher

[old verge]

nescafe frappe attack

[proud crystal]

what

[old verge]

its good

[slow prawn]

WTF IT DOES EXIST

[old verge]

yea ofc it does wdym

[frail gale]

Who would win?
Sleeping magnite marltin or gilbob junior (stock fishes older brothers dog’s cousin who has never played chess)

[old verge]

Great opening

[slow prawn]

I thought it was just a joke

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)

This is the Chess.com profile of kimmyfromnorthkorea. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 903 (941 peak)
Blitz: 567 (640 peak)
Bullet: 579 (655 peak)

[slow prawn]

will check it

[wind bay]

Clear your bin beo

[proud crystal]

"wrongcloud" is a good opening trust

[slow prawn]

I have another chrome for u wait

[proud crystal]

I just realize that 💀

[wind bay]

Dude is nagbaiting us

[frail gale]

That’s Google, not chrome.🤦

[slow prawn]

its chrome

[old verge]

bros tabs are about to break the screen and pour out

[proud crystal]

isnt google and chrome the same

[wind bay]

Bro MacBook is the highest spec

[frail gale]

It says Google, it says it on screen. I am not stupid🥀

[proud crystal]

the tabs are leaking!!!

[gritty wave]

Wtf

[slow prawn]

who's that in ur pfp shinchan?

[gritty wave]

<@&745328830649991179>

[proud crystal]

muichiro

from demon slayer

[slow prawn]

smt is off

[rose bough]

agreed

[proud crystal]

I found it on pinterest .-. its not in the anime

[slow prawn]

ohhhh

[frail gale]

That appears to be the notional top one chess player Magnus Nakamura.

[rose bough]

Hikaru Carlsen

[proud crystal]

magnesium calcium ahh

[hollow fractal]

@rose bough what does that name means?

[frail gale]

Also known as Hikaru Magnus.

[hollow fractal]

Also known as magnisium calcium

[rose bough]

nothing-

[rose bough]

fishy

[hollow fractal]

Well you better change that name along with everything

[gritty wave]

This guy got school shooter vibes

Mods are either stupid or asleep

[hollow fractal]

The consequences could be severe if I reported that

[frail gale]

It means he is cheating at chess.

/warn @rose bough

[rose bough]

bru I'm only 900 rapid

[proud crystal]

maybe he learns politics

[rose bough]

ok well mb it'd be better for humanity if I left || frik christians there's no dumb proof this stupid 'god' exists ||

[frail gale]

He stole my message🥀

[proud crystal]

bro watched too many chess edits

[hollow fractal]

@rose bough last warning change it under 3 minutes

[rose bough]

no bro I'm leaving

[hollow fractal]

I can and will report it

[hollow fractal]

No use I have your username

[frail gale]

I literally said the exact same thing as him, why did Gotham chess steal my line?

[quiet crypt]

dragon sicilian so peak icl

[rose bough]

don't care

[proud crystal]

what if its his real name..

[hollow fractal]

You will get ip banned

[wind bay]

Blud left

[hollow fractal]

Bad for him

[frail gale]

Un revealing message:ok well mb it'd be better for humanity if I left frik christians there's no dumb proof this stupid 'god' exists

[gritty wave]

People like that are actually scary

[obtuse wagon]

Most roller coaster chess game of my life

[steep dragon]

@grim crag I think I passed boss 🙏

[hollow fractal]

7 days and he's getting ip banned from discord

I warned him

[balmy python]

b0ss

[proud crystal]

your so mean 🥀

[hollow fractal]

I am a cultural christian and i won't tolerate that

[proper cape]

impressive

[gritty wave]

He had this in his name lol

Anyway no one seems to care ig

[proud crystal]

I take my words back 🙏

[balmy python]

tf going on 😭

[reef canyon]

bro cant even spell altar right

[reef canyon]

hi rusty 👋

[balmy python]

wsg bro nice new user name 🙏🏻

[hollow fractal]

Nothin he's just about to get vanished from the existence of discord

[reef canyon]

thanks twin

im 1900 blitz again

[balmy python]

🔥🔥

[reef canyon]

2k blitz soon

[slim gulch]

Apro???

[reef canyon]

im working on this new climbing regimen tell me what yall think

DAILY GRIND
Stop playing if:
-> gain at least (30 rapid/40 blitz/50 bullet) more rating pts than you started with
-> lose at least (20 rapid/30 blitz/40 bullet) more rating pts than you started with
-> (5 rapid/10 blitz/20 bullet) games have been played and neither condition has been reached

[slim gulch]

blah blah blah

[frail gale]

You spelt dyno wrong, it’s not “no.1 ding glazer”, it’s “no.1 dyno glazer”. Just a heads up👍

[hollow fractal]

@reef canyon can meditating help me not get my fatty queen smashed from the other king?

[reef canyon]

watch less YT brainrot 🙏

[warm ginkgo]

Anyone around 1200 elo up for 1v1?

[hollow fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/micsinasz-masi-gif-9397704459389159319

[hollow fractal]

Me sitting in the exam hall:

[plucky kelp]

Hewoo Apoyo!

[balmy python]

tung tung sahur

[reef canyon]

hi toetoe :3

[plucky kelp]

Hru? :3

[distant junco]

Stopping monotonously once you reach a rating threshold would hold you back significantly

[gritty wave]

Who’s gonna renew our nitro?

[distant junco]

When your peaking the worst thing you can do is stop playing because your scared of losing elo

[warm ginkgo]

Wanna play unrated match?

[steady gull]

Guys everyone against me plays the london what should i do

[distant junco]

Rapid?

[frail gale]

“Would you rather say a tongue twister or get your tongue twisted by tung.” - Levi Rosman

[proud crystal]

scared of who? I'm not a quitter.

[hollow fractal]

Dyno from temu

[warm ginkgo]

Sure. Before we play, what's your rating?

[tender eagle]

Do NOT read: ||if you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free||

[distant junco]

2018 recovering from a tilt

[proud crystal]

ok I wont

[tender eagle]

just read

[warm ginkgo]

I might get wrecked

[distant junco]

Lock in bro

[frail gale]

We need a dyno out of context messages asap, this is a clip chat.

[warm ginkgo]

Do you believe in superstition

[latent walrus]

bro is not dyno🥀

[distant junco]

Is this server actually owned by chess com?

Because I dont recognize any staff here

[tender eagle]

No

[frail gale]

Mods, mog him.

[steady gull]

Boi thought he could sneak in

[warm ginkgo]

Wanna 1v1 unrated

[frail gale]

I am the equivalent of sneaky Carlson. || Carlson was never sneaky ||

[steady gull]

Do you play the london?

[vital patio]

hellooo

[distant junco]

Learn some Slav theory

[steady gull]

I thought slav is only played against Q gambit

[warm ginkgo]

No four knights game

[steady gull]

Aight im down

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/majoraga-gif-8044401601852014275

[warm ginkgo]

I'll make. User?

[steady gull]

CheesyV2

[distant junco]

It is mainly but if you play it like a setup 1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 you can play it against any d4 opening as black

[vital patio]

whare is v1?

[vocal sage]

any 2k or lower elo wana 1v1 for fun

[obtuse wagon]

Bishop sac!

[vital patio]

meee

[obtuse wagon]

first time i get a worthy brilliant move

[vocal sage]

whats ur elo

[vital patio]

/profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yxlaw

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 372 (397 peak)
Blitz: 113 (292 peak)
Bullet: 304 (393 peak)

[distant junco]

Lmao

[vocal sage]

sowy im looking for like a 2k elo js to 1v1 for fun to test

[latent walrus]

chess cannot be this deep💔

[vital patio]

u said 2k or lower

[vocal sage]

any around 2k elo wana 1v1 for fun

[vocal sage]

i couldve just say any1 wana 1v1 i said 2k for a reason yk

[frail gale]

The divergent sila shikigami when fighting Magnus Carlson adapted to checkmate to the point where he can now touch the kings.

[vital patio]

what about the "or lower" part

[vocal sage]

or lower means around 2k not 300

[warm ginkgo]

@steady gull sent

[steady gull]

Slaughtered. With my own hands.

[steady gull]

Just a sec imma hop on my pc

[vital patio]

WAIT THE DIVERGENT SILA DIVINE GENERAL MAGNUS CARLSEN ADAPTED?

wait wrong name

[vocal sage]

any1 wana 1v1 whos elo is around 2k

[vital patio]

its THE EIGHT HANDLED SWORD DIVERGENT SILA DIVINE GENERAL MAGNUS CARLSEN/HIKARU

[warm ginkgo]

It says that you are 1000 rating but the role you got in this server says 500-999 rating

[distant junco]

??? What could possibly be the reason you'd want this

[vocal sage]

bro i want to analyse some really deep things

trust the process

AN1Y?

[distant junco]

Also how did you go from 1417 rapid to 200 lmaoo

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-processing-8bit-window-cancel-gif-4902738

[vocal sage]

ikr

[proud crystal]

I finna play h4 on you 🥀

[distant junco]

Genuinely curious

[vocal sage]

thats why i wana 1v1 a higher rating from 1.5k dude

[warm ginkgo]

@steady gull are you there

[old verge]

terrible advice

[steady gull]

accepted

[vocal sage]

300 elo ppls r so boring litterly playing london or queen gambit

[distant junco]

You can set your matchmaking settings to queue you with 400 rating points higher rated players

[eager cedar]

Exactly😭 I honestly cringe whenever I see such content.

[vital patio]

im playing KID scotch ruy lopez im not like those

[vocal sage]

nice

i want a aggresive high rated guy to 1v1

[proud crystal]

does opening even matter in the >500 elo 💀

[vital patio]

yeah i havent really used ruy lopez tbh scotch is my main opening

[distant junco]

KID is dead at 2k+ elo

[ivory heath]

if you cant beat them you not bearing a 1500+

[vital patio]

ur kidding?

[distant junco]

I haven't played a kid game in maybe a year and I'm being genuine

[old verge]

it does, if they play c3 they win 80% of the times trust

[latent walrus]

not really

[gritty wave]

Yes i play scholars mate opening

[distant junco]

No lol nobody plays it anymore

[acoustic elbow]

Hello chat

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> drnykterstein9

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 100

[vital patio]

ohh ok im good

[vocal sage]

i dont even try against them and still win like 70% of the time

[abstract frost]

peak

[chrome quartz]

guess the elo rapid

[ivory heath]

not beating me tho

[vital patio]

tf????

[vocal sage]

1v1 me

just watch my rating go to 3k after i visit grave of bobby ficsher

[vital patio]

2430

[ivory heath]

otp wit my girl I got you after

[distant junco]

It was his go to a couple years back but I don't know if he still plays it because he's Inlove with his stupid modern fianchetto bishops openings

[vocal sage]

whats ur rating

[ivory heath]

relax on my dad bro

[proud crystal]

1750

[distant junco]

@fathom canyon

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bobbyfischerlostson

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 561 (615 peak)
Blitz: 331 (486 peak)
Bullet: 353 (671 peak)

[vocal sage]

ur dad will give me elo boost g while hes dead

[gritty wave]

1600 cause white king side castled

[ivory heath]

imma genuinely destroy you

[vocal sage]

dalright

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-care-screw-you-idc-chris-tucker-smokey-gif-20212876

[vocal sage]

@distant junco for gods sake 1v1 me 1 round am gonna get mated in 5 moves anyway

itll take like 4 mins

[chrome quartz]

on the money

[distant junco]

Played this like Caruana did against Niemann lol

[distant junco]

Blitz?

[distant junco]

Lock in bro lock in

[chrome quartz]

this was 2400 vs 2430 rapid

[vital patio]

im not from us or smh idk what that means

[distant junco]

Wow

[vital patio]

ur betting?

[vocal sage]

ill lock in if u fight me

[proud crystal]

bruh. the line is so weird 🥀

[chrome quartz]

nah u got it exactly

[vital patio]

OMG

THERE IS NO WAY

HOW TF

[distant junco]

??? What is weird about it it's literally just the Najdorf

[chrome quartz]

idk man somehow even at 2.4k white players either play anti sicillian, english attack, or some weird stuff like that

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/i-feel-like-i-won-the-lottery-adam-beales-adam-b-i-won-the-lottery-im-so-excited-gif-17596138

[proud crystal]

idk maybe I'm just not used to different lines

[vocal sage]

how did bobby ficsher got 100% accuracy against GMs is it even possible lmao

[proud crystal]

whats so surprising about that ._. you can literally see it in his pf

[wispy vault]

sup how r yall

[vital patio]

oh

[wispy vault]

Scripted shit

[distant junco]

Surely you have played bs Sicilian games with most of whites pawns on the 3rd rank lmao

[vocal sage]

its fischer .

hes known for his accuracy

[vital patio]

LOL

[wispy vault]

ik lmfao

[vocal sage]

dude is still at top 3 accuracy even after 50+ years

[tender patio]

Anyone up to play with me

[fathom canyon]

Did it once, but. Idk if it's possible against GMs

[vocal sage]

20+ streak in world championship against the best chess players

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-processing-8bit-window-cancel-gif-4902738

[proud crystal]

this is my chance to be 2400 🥹

[tender patio]

I’m rated 883 in bullet

[chrome quartz]

just spam sicillian and u will get there

[vocal sage]

i mean its not but idk how fischer did it

[distant junco]

Until Ding Liren walks in and MOGS Fischer to oblivion

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-care-screw-you-idc-chris-tucker-smokey-gif-20212876

[gritty wave]

And as white?

[vocal sage]

who the hell is ding liren

[proud crystal]

I never played sicilian before

[distant junco]

You can't be serious lmao

[latent walrus]

HOW

[tender patio]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-asked-hmm-hmm-weird-hmm-weird-nobody-asked-gif-24486140

[vocal sage]

oh

[chrome quartz]

ruy lopez the theory isnt as bad as one may think

[vocal sage]

that chinese gm ?

[ivory heath]

just not playing the moves

[proud crystal]

erm... I play e5..

[vital patio]

ok maybe for someone 300 like me is normal havent play sicilian but me too

[distant junco]

Obviously

[limpid viper]

i have only by mouseslipping the caro

[distant junco]

Caro in the big 26

[vocal sage]

bro my soccer ball mogs him

[steady gull]

gg

[tender patio]

Play the Italian or fried liver

[latent walrus]

sicilian is goated bro

[ivory heath]

Precisely

[vocal sage]

fischer mogs every chess player

[latent walrus]

fried liver💔

[limpid viper]

yea you should try it

[vocal sage]

evans gambit is best guys trust

[warm ginkgo]

Could you review our game

[steady gull]

sure

[vital patio]

feels like universe knowlegde

[tender patio]

As a beginner it was my fav

[distant junco]

What's your rapid rtng

[vital patio]

ledge idk

[ivory heath]

ima either alien gambit or advance variation

[tropic panther]

Use panov

[limpid viper]

2176 i think i dont play rapid

[proud crystal]

this fries my liver 💔 also I meant openings for black

[latent walrus]

bad opening imo

[ivory heath]

id rather have fun

[tropic panther]

90% of them are not prepared for panov

[hard creek]

guys my opponent played bg12 trying to mate my kind what should i do?

[vital patio]

who here plays bongcloud

[limpid viper]

alien gambit is terrible dont play ts 😭

[tender patio]

I see

[tropic panther]

It is fun :)

[latent walrus]

we all do ofc

[proud crystal]

I play wrongcloud

[vital patio]

xd

[tall oasis]

easy puzzle guys find mate in 45

[tender patio]

Well kind of afterwards

[ivory heath]

dawg you HAVE to know the lines if you don't your mated

[tropic panther]

I normally play bongclouf in blitz cuz it is the best opening

[vocal sage]

alekhine defense is OP btw

[tropic panther]

Take pawns, promote and ladder

[mild rapids]

no

[distant junco]

Stockfish on sum BULL💩

[tender patio]

Done it under 3 secs

[chrome quartz]

cant u just sac the rook adn bishop for those pawns and promote

[limpid viper]

i vaguely know what to do and i end up pretty fine most of the time

[tall oasis]

thats endgame concept which applies here but you gotta do it in exactly 45 moves

[limpid viper]

i mean i think alien gambit is fine in blitz i wouldn't play it in anything longer tho

[tropic panther]

It will be faster than 45 moves tbh

[mild rapids]

what if i do it under

[proud crystal]

💀

[tropic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[chrome quartz]

just play some random king moves to wait it out until the 45th move

[tall oasis]

by stockfishes standards you would be unable to

[ivory heath]

if you don't play the first like 20 sum moves imma mate you imma be real

[latent walrus]

when will you EVER need that

[vital patio]

a7,rc7 a8=q khy7 h2 h1 q6s 81 ve8x g2 9s x 2 x32g 2 9x2x4=249=9x28

[limpid viper]

very unlikely

[tropic panther]

Stockfish did drugs 😭

[proud crystal]

who which psycho would calculate mate in 45 in some normal position

[distant junco]

You just neva know

[remote prawn]

hi

[fathom canyon]

Same here

[vital patio]

brbb

[tall oasis]

there was a puzzle someone posted that was mate in 133 stockfish couldnt even see it but it was actually calculable because you just followed an algorithm

[fathom canyon]

We're doing Maths now?

[distant junco]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yapping-i-stand-at-the-end-of-my-days-i-have-sinned-at-the-end-of-my-days-speed-talking-gif-17714085846938483931

[proud crystal]

[fathom canyon]

Stockfish or Mittens

[vital patio]

ye,
im kinda tired of sitting so im just going to play on my phone yay

[remote prawn]

do someone play Minecraft

[proud crystal]

I meant humans. not fish and cats

[limpid viper]

random ass cat jumpscared me

[vital patio]

its not loading

[tall oasis]

it was a lot simpler than it looked(tho very tedious) cause you just did the same thing over and over again until mate

[distant junco]

I don't have pic perms

[limpid viper]

connect your account if you want them

[vital patio]

k then im just gonna doomscroll

[tropic panther]

Connect your chess.com id to discord and you will

[proud crystal]

the hard part is calculating the defense for black not for white 🥀

[distant junco]

Don't wanna leak my account before I become #1 rapid haha

[tall oasis]

Yes making it last 133 moves without blundering it immediately would be challenging

[vital patio]

last message

[distant junco]

Thanks

[limpid viper]

quite alot of people just connect some random alt

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418028900577312768/1159804704809828473/IMG_0401.gif

[distant junco]

Staff is already on my ass for having multiple accounts I don't have any alts right now

[limpid viper]

i see

[latent walrus]

why have multiple?

[distant junco]

Sometimes I have horrible tilts and I make new accounts to start fresh

[old verge]

why need more than 2, i think two if not even 3 is allowed

[distant junco]

I've gone through already like 4 accounts now

[latent walrus]

thats odd

[limpid viper]

why

[tall oasis]

mlep

[distant junco]

Yeah haha it's a really weird habit

[limpid viper]

just play and you'll get back after your tilt

[tall oasis]

anyone wanna 1v1 me unrated

[limpid viper]

i recently tilted 550 in blitz lol

[distant junco]

I don't know, but it helps me regain my focus

If I don't do it I'll have brainclutter for the rest of the year

[hollow barn]

Hello chat

[copper grove]

hey guys i am new to chess,,but i am intrested in joining a tournament..any recommendation?

[old verge]

quit

[distant junco]

The 2nd account I made got closed, I received an email informing me and a message from staff saying the reason was because of multiple accounts

[copper grove]

shi

[steady gull]

@warm ginkgo I dm you with the review

[distant junco]

I would send a pic of the email but I don't have perms

[old verge]

Try some of the chess.com tournaments to start, they hold lots of them everyday

[distant junco]

Local tourneys

[hollow barn]

Hi

[copper grove]

noted

[old verge]

Well it is allowed but like, you need to email them and ask if you can first

[distant junco]

Lmao I had to beg staff to let me make another either their fair play policy has changed or they are closing my accounts specifically for no reason

[tall oasis]

Hide a phone in your pocket and when you get to the front desk attendant play this video without them seeing the phone

[distant junco]

I wrote an entire essay begging mods to let me make another account because I had just deleted my previous account

[old verge]

Probably they were more harsh about it because you made the account without asking for one to begin with, idk lol

To me it was quite simpe, i just googled and followed the steps

[distant junco]

Oh lmao it makes sense now

[vocal sage]

is van geet opening good

[obsidian plume]

My account is hacked.

[old verge]

Meow meow

[obsidian plume]

[tall oasis]

try the gan veet opening

[vocal sage]

im getting a 100% winrate with van geet opening btw

my position accuracy and midgame checkmates are soo easy

[old verge]

played 2 games and won them and now its the best opening

[distant junco]

I thought you guys were joking

[vocal sage]

ik its good for aggresive playstyle

[distant junco]

Is that an actual opening or

[vocal sage]

it is xd

[slow shuttle]

hello

are tournament players easier than chess.com pairing for me it is

[old verge]

If the name van geet shocks you wait till you see the nescafe frappe attack

[distant junco]

Lmao i saw a forum post about this ages ago I didn't bother looking into it because I thought it was sum bullshit

[hard creek]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[edgy tendon]

do winning game streaks mean anything on chess .com? like would i face someone also on a winstreak or is it completely irrelevant

[vocal sage]

@distant junco this 1

[distant junco]

It doesn't change anything I'm pretty sure

[vocal sage]

queen checkmate in middlegame

[prime shuttle]

I did it guys,my first brilliant move

[vocal sage]

GG

[hard creek]

all funsies until u game review wit

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-chess-edit-gothamchess-gif-15757604376647805157

[distant junco]

It sounds more like an Indian dish than an opening

[vocal sage]

ficsher used it in world championship against spaskky

[wind bay]

Mcspicy

[hard creek]

u wanna see pure aura?

[edgy tendon]

yeah i thought so too, im on a 9 win streak and 3 games away from 1k elo

[distant junco]

If what your saying is true I think I watched the game on YouTube

[old verge]

oh oh try the Frankenstein-Dracula variation when you have time

[distant junco]

Buddy I don't mean to scare you but I was on a 12 win streak and 1 game away from 2200 and tilted back to 1900

Lmao

[edgy tendon]

BRO WHY WOULD U SAY THAT LMAO

[distant junco]

lock in bro

[hard creek]

i have a 140 day streak anyone else higher than me?

[old verge]

i have 0

[vagrant ember]

Lucky

[edgy tendon]

also another thing, what the hell is the point in leagues?

[vocal sage]

wait i searched it wasnt van geet but in his games against spaskky he did used same moves as van geet opening idk

[wind bay]

None lol

[distant junco]

I have a 49 one right now because I made my account 49 days ago

[hard creek]

up downw up down,the bar was exercising

[native acorn]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chipmunk-11

[distant junco]

Yeah that's why I thought I saw the game on yt because of the move order

[full drift]

i have steak

[ripe storm]

Can 200 rank player beat 500 ranked player

[wide comet]

henlo

[distant junco]

Inherently it's meaningless but for lower elo players it makes them feel good about themselves loll

[hard creek]

u have a 49 ws bcuz u made it 49 days ago,i have a 140 ws bcuz my account was so old,cleopatra knew my potential,and ws wasnt invented yet

[hard creek]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533842

[vocal sage]

yep starts with knight c3 and d3

[full drift]

yeah probably, the 500 ranked player probably spends more time studying chess, which in turn makes him easier to beat up

[hard creek]

y

[vagrant ember]

Up up down down B A

[distant junco]

Genuinely WHAT did you just say bro

[vocal sage]

goated position

[hard creek]

i said love yourself

[hard creek]

u have the same board as me,same taste same life

[full drift]

this has to be the 2nd most comon checmate

[hard creek]

twin

[vocal sage]

checmate dalright

[shadow obsidian]

aura

[full drift]

i like bubblygum on newspaper hehe

[vocal sage]

tuff

[ripe storm]

Why not

[vocal sage]

whats the hardest checkmate

[full drift]

king knight vs king pawn

[hard creek]

tuff?

[vocal sage]

damn

isnt rook checkmate 1st most common

[distant junco]

Your talking about the Hikaru one

[hard creek]

my opponent made crazt blunders ngl

[full drift]

yuh

[full drift]

idk i dont watch hikaru

he probably did it

[vocal sage]

its the most easiest agaist lower rated guys

[distant junco]

I don't too I just saw it on shorts lol

[vocal sage]

like they litterly dont know what im planning although its soo obvious

magnus carlsen or bobby fischer

[full drift]

and higher rated sometimes as its easy to miss the back rank 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jaydenchess64

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Rapid: 1132 (1146 peak)
Blitz: 408
Bullet: 363

[robust furnace]

Almost at my peak

[full drift]

peak

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)

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Rapid: 492 (peak)
Blitz: 395 (402 peak)
Bullet: 462 (peak)

[vocal sage]

tuff im never reaching my peak

[obsidian plume]

Ok i challenge some 2200 players

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sheri (1sheri1)

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Rapid: 293 (1417 peak)
Blitz: 128 (477 peak)
Bullet: 175 (315 peak)

[obsidian plume]

Fite me!

[robust furnace]

Holy glow down

[full drift]

how do i link my acc

[robust furnace]

What happened

[vocal sage]

my peak is goated XD

[robust furnace]

"/connect"

[open herald]

WHAT THE HELL

[vocal sage]

idk i started loosing and i js started resigning again n again

[distant junco]

It happens in higher elo pools too in the Najdorf Ive won maybe around 10~ games as black in the Fischer-Sozin variation where the bishop is out on c4 and they just completely hang it after Qc7 either because they're titled or playing too fast

[frosty peak]

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Name: zzzquill (z7z6)
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 280 (1248 peak)
Blitz: 118 (453 peak)
Bullet: 316 (1091 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imginebeingsmart

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1393 (1467 peak)
Blitz: 817 (1135 peak)
Bullet: 643 (1334 peak)

[open herald]

MY BROTHER 🤝

[full drift]

dang it 😭

[vocal sage]

their brains are fried

[vocal sage]

FR

[idle basin]

Im already 2000 elo in rapid but here says I'm 1999 how I can fixed?

[vocal sage]

to become a chess individual u have to give up everything and make chess ur life

[shadow obsidian]

it’s this tuff in 1400-1599

hello vaibhav

[full drift]

why tho. 1999 > 2000?
because 9>2

[distant junco]

Next rating roles after 1999 are 2100-2500 I think the one Dyulgerov has

[idle basin]

Thx

[vocal sage]

@distant junco whats ur rating do /profile

[distant junco]

I haven't connected my account

[vocal sage]

ur profile

tell me ur username

[distant junco]

Dms

[full drift]

Reblon Mathew

😭

[prisma coyote]

Does anyone play vienna here?

[distant junco]

Corny ass opening

[glacial ivy]

Hi huzz

[distant junco]

Levy Rozman tyapshit

[vital patio]

yo yo yooo

wait whare is everyone

https://tenor.com/view/damn-processing-8bit-window-cancel-gif-4902738

[upbeat cedar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/originals-retro-l46CgcFkYZ5bac89i

[main owl]

The hero no one wanted and no one knew they needed.

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-care-screw-you-idc-chris-tucker-smokey-gif-20212876

[subtle drum]

Hewo

What story

[vital patio]

who tf r u ruling him

[subtle drum]

?

[severe dock]

u got potential for being a Wattpad writer

[glacial ivy]

Type shi

[vital patio]

its "ctrl+c and ctrl+v"

[prime shuttle]

You were right I hung mate twice

I think

[vital patio]

genius of yapping

[subtle drum]

Frr

[distant junco]

Shakespeare is dead ass writing

[subtle drum]

@dusky viper

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[vital patio]

LOL

[severe dock]

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-care-screw-you-idc-chris-tucker-smokey-gif-20212876

[subtle drum]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-processing-8bit-window-cancel-gif-4902738

[vocal sage]

Ladies and gentlements today i fought magnus carlsen

[vital patio]

and u lose

[subtle drum]

In ur dreams 😭💔

[vital patio]

lol

[vocal sage]

im doing levy rozman refrence guys

[vital patio]

ohh

ok stfu beach no one wanted to hear ur stupid ahh story just stfu and sit down

[tribal spear]

Bruh

[subtle drum]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-scroll-crying-depression-doomscrolling-gif-4138822033792608878

[tribal spear]

The people make me hate chess

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-gives-a-fck-gif-16881823

[full drift]

average c.ai plot 😭

[shadow obsidian]

<@&745328830649991179> just get this man outta here

[tribal spear]

I hate bad words

[vital patio]

ngl

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-processing-8bit-window-cancel-gif-4902738

[shadow obsidian]

<@&745328830649991179> yap session

[severe dock]

nahhhhh

[tribal spear]

What do you mean ?

[severe dock]

snake did nothing wrong

[fringe juniper]

why is this dog on chess

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-see-who-cares-looking-around-linus-tech-tips-linus-ltt-gif-25137214

[shadow obsidian]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[shadow obsidian]

he’s gaming rn

[full drift]

ur getting replaced by ai

[distant junco]

Reported for yapping LMAOO

[shadow obsidian]

u can go to bro

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-gives-a-fck-gif-16881823

[subtle drum]

[distant junco]

I'm crying bro

[tribal spear]

بكيفي

[vocal sage]

i do

[vital patio]

LOLOLOLOLO

[tribal spear]

Don't cry

[vital patio]

so?

[vocal sage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451267634317496474/1475679824163897344/togif-20.gif

[tranquil prism]

hi im a diddy ahh blud

[vocal sage]

gift of the century

[vital patio]

ohhh thats why u keep barking

[balmy python]

💀

[vocal sage]

is that supposed to be an insult

[subtle drum]

@dusky viper

[shadow obsidian]

@balmy python chess talk is on one today

[vital patio]

dont u yapper

[tribal spear]

انا احب ان اتكلم بالعربية لانها لغة دقيقة ولأنني استطيع التعبير عن كرهي للألفاظ السيئة التي يظنها الناس بانها جيدة

[subtle drum]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[vocal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[worn frost]

¿Puedes callarte, por favor?

[vital patio]

no ofc u dumbahh

[worn frost]

¿Puedes callarte, por favor?

[vocal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[tribal spear]

I don't love you

[severe dock]

[tribal spear]

I don't love carlsen

[vital patio]

carlsen of yapping

[shadow obsidian]

<@&745328830649991179> not chess

[worn frost]

@ server mods promoting drugs

[tribal spear]

Bruh

[worn frost]

Im larping @shadow obsidian rn, am I a good larp?

[vital patio]

opening name : ragebait gambit : accepted

[shadow obsidian]

cause the bishop isnt pinned so he can move it

[tribal spear]

هاي انت شمسوي

[proud crystal]

Rxc7

[shadow obsidian]

no

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-gives-a-fck-gif-16881823

[merry trail]

guys it's not the position that I'm talking about

[merry trail]

not the position

[shadow obsidian]

delete ts and report the account to chess com

[tribal spear]

Bruh

[vital patio]

he is the true master of ragebaiting gambit

[proud crystal]

Then what are you talking about

[distant junco]

My brother just another me

[merry trail]

nvm lol

[vocal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/meep-meep-womp-womp-womp-womp-womp-whomp-gif-16800664301862234435

[tribal spear]

@dusky viper ???

[vital patio]

YEAH GO AHEAD TAKE THAT PAWN ON A7 I WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF U DIED

[slim gulch]

@shadow obsidian wanna play

[vocal sage]

yo why do i have the best gift

[severe dock]

[shadow obsidian]

not rn

[slim gulch]

Fah

[vocal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[vital patio]

SENT

[proud crystal]

Nuh uh. You can't just tell a introduction and leave. Finish your story 😡

[distant junco]

Those who larp

[vocal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahahah-gahahahaha-haha-ha-fun-gif-9705923175937797364

[merry trail]

what

[vocal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cry-mbappe-kylian-mbappe-psg-gif-25740503

[vital patio]

did i say i want the i say I WANT YOU TO DIE

[vocal sage]

i have the best gifts collection