#💬〡chess-talk
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so unbalanced smh
WCM more aura than NM vro
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if I was a women id be WFM rn so thats impossible
but I've heard people say getting NM in us is still harder than Canada
that makes 0 sense what
btw wsp doryetuosenbcakohn
nah that’s some crazy work, I’m doing fine on my progress already and I’m not gonna push myself that much while still in school
So you’re in Canada huh dor
yeah bro school's taking our time
do you get high grades at school
💀
Yeah I’m set
I don't know entirely how it works but I'd assume it would have to do with underrated players or stuff like that
bro's gonna get 80+ for every subject
I'm not saying what I think I'm saying what I've heard people say
so I can't really argue for this point
I guess so maybe cuz US has more tournaments, but I def disagree
great!
can't confirm
canada squad w
I don't have an opinion on this because not enough personal experience so yeah I can't really say much here
no mire mute
w bro
sure bud, I saw that Canada club on your chess.com
does that mean I'm Canadian though
mmmm no but you are
ur name is more American than Canadian
Possibly
thats like saying your name is more austrlian the new zealander
Doryetuosenbcakohn?
ok no caps I thought you said Austrian
💀
Please keep it chess related here
yeah I cant spell sometimes its how it is
😭
He sacrifices.. THE KNIIIIGHT
oh alr, apology for this
instead of a queen give a knight fr
good
We both knew my strategy, but he defended the wrong way
Looks holdable for.white though
which bot do I beat up next?
Every
yeah which one right now?
The guy that looks like a chessboard
try mods instead of bots
enigma?
Yeah
Raffa chess
😭
Same thing as 700 just play 3 more games
How long u playing
Like time control?
Sup
Anyone wanna play a game if free?
No actually chess
Like 2 years
But I just picked it up serouisly this year
Crazy okay… I looked a lot Gotham chess and used the analysis. Now I am after a week on 640. maybe try this as well
give the man the white pieces he prob hates me by now
waow new mohit pfp
Yes! Someone made it for me
so i downloaded stockfish, and i'm making it play a game against itself. it's very very interesting because both sides are doing theoretically the best possible moves but it's evaluting the position just slightly in whites favor. which i see as literal proof that white has just barely an inherent advantage over black, which is bonkers. the least that it's gotten is +0.24, which is so small but it is not +0.0. i'm using stockfish 16 and only getting 7 Mn/s so definitely not the best, but there's not much room for error.
it's at +0.45 right now! insane dude
ok it's hit +0.17
+0.24 doesn't mean its winning for white it just means its more favorable
Ye white goes first so theres some advantage but no real breakthrough vs robots
i know
like anything below +0.5 or 0.6 is just low depth but it means white is easier to play
easier?
theres an interesting wiki article about first move advantage
In chess, there is a consensus among players and theorists that the player who makes the first move (White) has an inherent advantage, albeit not one large enough to win with perfect play. This has been the consensus since at least 1889, when the first World Chess Champion, Wilhelm Steinitz, addressed the issue, although chess has not been solve...
ooohhh interesintg
like the position is dead equal but black cannot win yk
peak.....
yeah that's still pretty crazy though
white does have an advantage
how else could i have more than a 70% winrate with the kings gambit
lmao
lol
i used to think chess was a 100% skill based game... now i HATE it
-# /j
wsp
hi
I'm new here
same
anyone 1800+ down for 60min + 30sec chess game?
Same
based
🔥 I finally beaten rey enigma.
w
dude 2 of my most recent games i have made mouse slips that have COST ME THE GAME. in one of them i had mate in 1 and i mouse slipped and played the WORST MOVE ON THE BOARD.
lol for you I'm a hacker just because I followed the steps in #👾〡bot-guide and then checked your country that you put on your chess.com 
which bot do I beat next?!
Why i don't drag
you should
magnus
Hi
already done
oh wow
what if you cheated?
i mean, you could've used lichess with stockfish..
I think it's allowed against bots
i'm not saying you did btw
oh I see how it is, u jealous of me beating magnus cuz im so good at chess?
crazy
no
then why u bothering
for fun
you asked if I cheated, I said no. End.
ok
that's a good point
Anyone wanna play a chill rapid game?
by this time I checked that you can cheat against bots
I infact should not play chess at 3 am, my brain is so slow rn
I had the shit of mah life @uneven turret @small jungle
ok new 
it would be boring with cheats ngl
I mean bots are bots
who is gonna sit there and keep pressing "hint" icon or use lichess or stockfish to beat bots
that's boring as heck
I don't play the bots... I don't care about them
hmmm, why not?
i'm not attacking anyone
can be to make a youtube video
good idea
They aren't humans, not same feeling... idk
i get that
oh that has some deep meaning
why don't I stream?
if you can and like this then do it
ykw
I'll only stream when im facing a high elo bot, I should be cleaning off some low ones rn
96

im so sleepy
hmmm bots can be boring idk... play real games
I would like to keep my rating :')
make alt
hmm...

maybe ill make one rn and play on it tmrw since im sleepy rn lol
let me beat this bot rq
good night mate
does anyone want to 1v1
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Can someone explain how this is a draw? I keep drawing and I don't know why
Then wouldn't it be checkmate?
nah king isnt in check
Dam alr I jus suck 

kings cant move into a check so theres no way for black to respond
you also cant castle if the path the king has to take is in check too
Any tips for the London system opening
the best tip is not to play it
Womp
sorry cant help. i dont play the london. i play the pirc, and ruy lopez
Bro let me ask : most players up until 2000 when we review our games the most we get as an estimate is 2500, what do we need to change in our play style to get estimated above that , as in 2700 2600 etc
Alr then is the fried liver opening any good?
it is good unless your opponent spots the trap
then your pieces can be kicked out really easily
im hardstuck in puzzles smh
oh i wasnt being genuine with the london comment the london is a solid opening and a good system cause the games tend to be more straightfoward people just shit on it because it leads to more predictable games
the fried liver is good tho
I just like how the first pawn moves
honestly tho at under 500 it should work a good ammount of the time
Yey
just dont rely on traps
true.
Actually, what's the BEST opening I can learn?
the italian and vienna could be good
i just did a massive elo rise in bullet so i just premove the first 8 moves every time unless my opponent is trying to capture smth early
I hate timed games
I'll try Italian 🇮🇹
bullet is pretty fun cause both sides blunder a ton 
Main reason I don't like it ⬆️
i mean if you dont like it dont force yourself imo
I like the casual stuff I ain't no try hard yet
i love it when games like this happen https://www.chess.com/game/live/168722718022
































































1. e4 d6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. d4 Bg7 5. e5 dxe5 6. [Nxe5] O-O 7. Bd3 Bg4 8. O-O Bxd1
😳
hi impostor
🧢
Anyone under 1000 wanna play?
What is this
your league
it doesnt do anything. just bragging rights
i think theres a club you can join that is for legend league only
My league? who me ?
nah im just saying that if you reach legend league, theres an exclusive club you can join
How
bro pulled up 4 years late
but other than that leagues are useless
I’m in legends league
you should be able to search it up in the clubs section
idk. its been a long time since i learned about it. maybe its gone now
Uni there is cool and they have like sponsor programs with my school
FIX BEDROCK MOJANG!
wrong discord server
Doesnt matter its just a money pull
who wanna play 3 way chess
Me
check dms
nah i d4
Can a 2000 rapid rated player on chess.com able to beat 1700 fide rated player in classical ???
You lost
This guy asked for a rematch but he rage quit after I forked him in the end game, sorry to whoever that was 😬
i did not
Maybe
You didn't see my trap card
@lime falcon I want more pics.
Like this
yo sup ppl
Yo I'm trying to enter moves from an OTB game into an analysis board on the chess.com app and I entered a wrong move
How do you delete a move on here
I just beaten 2450 elo bot with almost a perfect game.
Guys, the map isn't rendering
If you’re on pc you should be able to right click the move and press delete.
💀 I almost laughed
I'm in the app
As in the app on my phone.
98% accuracy dang
I sat 5 hours thinking of every best move to beat this bot btw lol
I haven’t used it much so I don’t actually know for the app.
My best accuracy was like 90
Let me check really quick.
I'm in a tourney rn and people are slamming their chess clocks
I almost went insane so I took a few days break
thats how you can tell theyre losing
valid though
Nah it's an otb bullet game
i found a bullet hack
316 on bullet i am
otb bullet is crazy
if you zoom out your screen, you can move the pieces faster
im 847 bullet
Nice Sire
It's 3+2 kind of bullet
It isn't a Swiss system tourney
lowk, when I beaten Luk.AI, I learned a lot so I should be good to beat some other high elo bots.
thats blitz
nah its not, im 1700 rapid
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yo guys
Yeah sorry I meant blitz
should I keep grinding or stop?
I feel that I can touch 1800 rapid
Did this against a 2000 elo
but I don't wanna tilt
julien song or hikaru?
Try Julien song
pick up bullet bro
song, hikarus gonna make you go insane
whats your daily rating
I beaten magnus bot, I already know how it's gonna be with hikaru.
Cool
idk what that is.
Who plays daily that's a lazy ah thing
If you've played against Luk.ai and sat for five hours thinking abt the best moves then you're probably gonna beat julien easily
daily chess, you get a full day per move or 3 days or 7 days, those are the main tcs in daily
oh I don't do them
eh i played a little bit just bc it was embarassing to have like 800 dailt
i finally got out of 2400 bullet
I've never tried it
Congrats
alright time to beat julien song
I keep getting titled because of engine users
dude 400 elo tilt??
ggs waffle
sorry wrong reply
@buoyant warren
You wanna see my tilt?
ive done 500 before
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😭

youch
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Of course the frenchy julien song plays french opening 😭
I hope both sides of the pillow is warm when they try to sleep
Holy flex
I'm done atp
Lol y
He’s just a peak sitter don’t mind him
😭
I keep reporting engine users and all I got what was +50 elo
I'm hikaru ||jk||
Crazy i’ve reported some players as well who were obv cheating but never got any elo
my friend who was new to chess used stockfish but he didn't know I knew then reported him immediatly 😂
I’m having sm problem thinking what did u play first
I hate bullet
let me do the move order for you
It can't be bishop check coz queen can simply take it
Ok ye ig it's queen b1
Then knight c6
Then bishop pin
Queen back and pawn push
Qb1 - Nc6 - Bb5 - Qa5 - c4 - Qc7
I see
Now imagine he didn't go nc6
I'll move the queen to b1 and see what happens
I would love to play c4 after ur queen move
Instead of knight
it pushed the pawn 💀
Obv
now it developed the knight
up to 1444 in bullet. hard to believe i was 1298 like 2 hours ago
Crazy
im having a super big run rn
I got to 1950 from 2200
in a month lol
what do u think abt the rook move?
jjust why
?
What even is the need 😭
bro
i like f4 alot better
Ig it's decent u can maybe try going to rook g3 and then push h pawn
hol on let me calculate lmao
central space and all that
you should've traded queens or smth
oh i know why now
I mostly play w intuition instead of doing that much calculation ngl
Ofc song bot plays the French
Peak name bro
that's what I said earlier
I love calculating (im a mathematician)
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rating too high?
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please ban @stiff aurora this cheater disconnected his account and i have edvience he got banned on chesscom
only rapid chat
noice
yeah need to get everything else up
hey mfs
beautiful triple fork
the question is, which rook to take? which is better?
what happened
idk i just took a7
to give check again
and let my pawns pass by rook protecton
he moved king to b5
it wont let me post a screenshot but "white king g6, black king f4, black rook e5, white to move" is somehow even according to eval
Rh1h3 - Ne7 - h5 - h6 - Rh3f3 - b5 - Ne2 - O-O, what do y'all think?
honestly without a screenshot i have no idea what position that is
just dm that to me
idk
lol
bro i wanted to see the brilliant move but i used my game review already
brilliant at 200 elo is crazy
Because u missed mate in 737474828284
brilliant at 200 elo is gonna not be a brilliant if youre a higher elo
no i get it being a miss but how is that position now even???
yeah but
a brilliant is a brilliant even if its easier at your elo
wdym? thats checkmate if black goes Re6
the bot is cooked! 🔥
i always sac my rook for brilliants
So white is forced to move back
It’s probably because the 50 move rule, you can’t mate in that required amount of time so it’s a draw
then black continues the rook mate
did you capture anything or move a pawn in the last while?
its not i checked, if you play the next engine move it goes back to mate. took a pawn like 2 moves before this
eval bar doesn't care about repetition and 50 moves rule
okay stockfish tweaking then
damn thanks
GUYS GUYS WERE BETTER THSN STOCKFISH RN IF YOU KNOW HOW TO MateWOTH KING AND ROOK
woth
yeah that move leads to a knight royal fork
woth
YOOOOOO my 1k elo ahh is better than stockfish
but you missed it 
Dude you didn’t even take that much time
https://www.chess.com/live/game/168724468138
Idk what I did in this game but it was fun
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. Bc4 Nc6 4. d4 cxd4 5. Nxd4 d6 6. Nc3 Be7 7. Qg4 Qb6 8. Nxc6 h5 9. Qxg7 Qxc6 10. Qxh8 Bf6 11. Qxg8+ Kd7 12. Qxf7+ Be7 13. Qxe6+ Ke8 14. Qf7+ Kd7 15. Be6+ Kc7 16. Qxe7+ Qd7 17. Nd5+ Kb8 18. Bxd7 b5 19. Qxd6+ Kb7 20. Qc7+ Ka6 21. Bxb5+ Kxb5 22. a4+ Ka6 23. Qc6+
6 great is toe tickling
💀
show your game review
I'm used to it now
I used my free one....
Guys did I blunder?
Future titled player speak
I don't think so

dw I got an alt 😏
i dont believe for a sec you didnt cheat
youre 1000 to 1200 rated. aint no way you beat a high rated bot like that
........I did NOT cheat.
how do I convince you that I didn't cheat?
i mean the bots are rated based on when they came out, the skill level at elos has improved since. im 1k elo and yet i can consistently beat all of the 1500-1600 bots
sorry I lied earlier
Yeah it works like that
my real elo wasn't 1000, it above 1.5K
you should update it on the bot then
😳
about that, it was an old account that is lost.
drawing this is crazy
💀
ah. why cant you log in anymore then?
send a video with 10 different camera angles of you playing this bot, your game, and your monitors
idk u tell me
i need to know what elo this is
fine lol
no headphones
let me review my game tho
Holy stalemate
like 200 Blitz
beating 2000+ elo bots isn't that hard ngl
Do you still sit there for 5 hrs thinking of the best move
nope
I legit showed my calculations above to beat the julien song bot
It's not, stockfish is drunk I think
Dang
I want 100% though
80.8 accuracy is crazy for song bot
Which bot is next
your blitz is 700. its hard not to think that honestly
nah im just thinking that you restarted the match every time you made a mistake
that could be true
but I didn't.
double bishop sacrifices..I wanted "THE ROOOOK" sacrifice 💔
im just too good at chess
I'll go sleep
good night y'all
i find it funny that youve won against six 1000 rated players. and thats the highest rating youve beaten 🙂
kinda sus honestly
when was that?
I was terrible at chess back then
u could probably call me the worst chess player in 2025 but im better now
but youve never played higher elos other than these.
i filtered by won and 1000 minimum
my wifi is so bad since my bro livestreams time to time so I fear disconnecting in a chess match
anyone know what a good accuracy is for a 1k player?
which is why I don't play online games
whatever you say. night sir
night rusty
i need to lock in and get out of this elo
just dont blunder anything 🙂
levy what do you mean by that
i average high 70 -low 80 but like every 10-15 games i drop a 90+ lol
noice.
i dont have premium anymore, but my average was around 80
of course for every 90+ there are at least 3 <50%
oof
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1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d3 Bf5 5. Qf3 e6 6. Nge2 Bd6 7. Nd4 Bg6 8. Bd2 Nf6 9. O-O-O O-O 10. Ndb5 Be7 11. h4 Nc6 12. g4 a6 13. h5 axb5 14. hxg6 fxg6 15. a3 Nd7 16. Qh3 h6 17. g5 h5 18. Nxb5 Qb6 19. Nc3 Qxf2 20. Rh2 Qd4 21. Rg2 Rxa3 22. bxa3 Bxa3+ 23. Kb1 Qb4+ 24. Ka1 Qb2#
that never happens to me unless its a bullet match
idk i only play in the evenings and ive usually had a beer or two so im not exactly concentrating to the fullest
https://www.chess.com/live/game/168724819810
Can someone explain the mistakes i did here?
































































1. d4 c6 2. e3 d5 3. Nf3 Bg4 4. c4 Nf6 5. Nc3 e6 6. cxd5 cxd5 7. h3 Bxf3 8. Bb5+ Nc6 9. Bxc6+ bxc6 10. gxf3 Bb4 11. Kf1 Nh5 12. Na4 Qh4 13. a3 Bd6 14. Qc2 Rc8 15. Nc5 O-O 16. Nd3 Bg3 17. Bd2 Bxf2 18. Nxf2 Ng3+ 19. Kg2 Qg5 20. Rhg1 Ne2+ 21. Kh1 Qf6 22. f4 Nxg1 23. Rxg1 Qh4 24. Bc3 f6 25. Bb4 Rf7 26. Qe2 e5 27. Qg4 Qxg4 28. Nxg4 exf4 29. exf4 h5 30. Nh6+ Kh7 31. Nf5 Rfc7 32. Re1 g6 33. Nh4 Rb7 34. Re6 a5 35. Bd6 Rxb2 36. Re7+ Kh6 37. Re6 Rd2 38. Nf3 Rd3 39. Ne1 Rxh3+ 40. Kg2 Rh4 41. Nd3 Ra8 42. Nf2 Ra7 43. Rxf6 Rb7 44. Be5 Rb3 45. Rf8 g5 46. f5 Rb2 47. Rg8 Rg4+ 48. Kh1 Rb1+ 49. Kh2 Rh4+ 50. Nh3 Rb2+
since i shared your highest wins, i might as well do mine
Bruh got ignored
💀 beat the cheater
My best win is 2400 rapid
yes. he wasnt cheating at the time though.
idk when he got banned. like 2 months ago maybe
When your drunk and miss the obvious fun sac
Pretty
S . S>s
but thats only if they take your queen

hope chess final boss
If they don’t take queen you take rook and queen
Yoo
Isn’t Qh4+ better sac?
I guess he just really wanted my knight huh
bro took with the wrong piece
Yea if they take it mate in 1
fr
Me vs my friend (120 vs 250 ELO)
this deserves brilliant smh
Woah fellow transfemme spotted hello
Hii
I just played a 100 elo and he hit 2brilliants idk how
could be fishy
He's from this server btw
I played a fellow 100 elo and i missed 10 blunders he made
He just sent a link
How’s the elo climb going
played someone yesterday and he got banned
This guy
Lol

Did you win
17% accuracy is actually the lowest I’ve ever seen
I can’t comprehend that
Hello ho
Bro on the kiddy pad 🙏🥀
;-;
how long do yall take yall will get your first title from fide
Fide arena
Either he is faking his elo or he's using engine
Stroke
i think it'll take me 2 years from now on
trust the process
2 years to become FM?
cm or fm
I doubt but good luck
yessir
I think if I start over the board chess soon I’ll get it within 5 years
But I don’t have the time unfortunately
have y'all ever seen this before
tf
what does it mean
thats not real bro 🥀
Aye the f#ck you are saying bro i made so many mistakes in that game
































































1. [d4] d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Nc3 e6 5. Bf4 Bd6 6. Bxd6 Qxd6 7. e3 Ne7 8. c5 Qc7 9. Bd3 g6 10. Bxf5 Nxf5 11. O-O Nd7 12. Re1 Nf6 13. Rc1 Ng4 14. h3 Ngh6
Isn't it like 5 am over there rn?
Sure
Go to sleep bud
it’s 1241
tsk tsk tsk, staying up past your bedtime e
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c4 Bc5 4. b4 Bxb4 5. Nd4 Nxd4 6. Bd3 Bc5 7. Qh5 d6 8. O-O Nf6 9. Qh4 g5 10. Qh6 Rg8 11. f4 Nf5+ 12. Kh1 Nxh6 13. fxg5 Nh5 14. gxh6 Ng3+ 15. hxg3 Rxg3 16. Rf3 Qh4#
i just got to have enough money to travel to constantly play in fide tournaments
You go to sleep, it's only 10:40 for me, plus I'm a grown up I can do whatever I want.
6:30
anyone want to do a friendly match?
Did you sleep anything?
Nah study for Shakespeare flash essay
Are the same rusty that had goats in their name?
I hope it goes well!
Aight aight
Prob won’t I am not done studying but I am taking a quick break
Restin is key
I hope so too if I pass that will be 50% of my grade
Go to sleep
Also I thought we were the same time zone
Sure mom, comin right up
its 11:45 pm almost
Me but my ranking or elo whatever it is 190 or something
i work afternoon shifts at work so i can get away with staying up
@fathom thunder see how many mistakes i have made
No, you are in cheesburger eagle time, I'm in taco time, not the same.
son.
aight sure. elo doesnt matter. as long as you try your best nothing matters. whats your user on chess.com
you said you’re in Mexico, not where in Mexico, time zones can be shared
nvm i got it
Regular Scandinavian vs Modern Scandinavian is either better than the other?
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182 💔
I just lost to that pumpkin guy
Tragic
East coast, u must be like in new York or Smth
Go to sleep @covert dagger it's way past your bedtime.
exactly
Nah
Imma tell apro you rebel
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Bullet: 1393 (1475 peak)
Well apros always liked me better
And well behaved
I wish I knew what this meant
can you guess what langauge this is?
finally 1900 again
@reef canyon teach me your ways
I only hear a kid crashin out
its thai
no blunder, only brilliant
and the knight moves in L shape
this wisdom i pass on
Very wise, this is golden nugget right here
why not
I shall inscribe it in tablets and show it to my people.
ggs man. ill game review that real quick
Ah yeah it was a good experience
I'm scared.
Yeah I know I have to look up some beginner moves first i don't know how to open
honestly that e4 move was good. i just saw a sac opportunity. most players wont see that
@rancid osprey
@native acorn
sexy move
That king is cooked from the start
still a sexy move
Oyes it's sexy af ngl, just pointing out the king was rizzed way before
hi @slim gulch
That's pretty good pace, congrats
next stop: 1001 elo
hi
i gained 150 rating in bullet today
In one day?
in 2 hours
2213 puzzles on lichess yay
hello
Damn
anyone wanna play
same guy
😭
Yesterday I made someone lose 148 elo or something in one game
You don't know how to open? Bro u hit 2brilliants
Who is that
me
They play sicilian n lose to me 😂 most of the time it works though
my peak bullet before this was like 1380
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Rapid: 1504 (1571 peak)
Blitz: 1889 (2179 peak)
Bullet: 1797 (2062 peak)
Ye i hate this game
lemme try lichess puzzles an see how high i get 
Let’s go boys
That theme is cute
You know what I thought the other day it be kind of cool if you could play on a certain player chess board I guess whoever is “home” you’d have to play on their theme lol
Yea sicilian is hard for new players they dunno how to play (most of the people fall for it because they get scared n make mistakes but if someone knows how to play against it they can deal with it easily,new players don't know much theory n stuffs n try to beat everyone with same moves as a system but that doesn't always work , except some variation)
Both players have to play on “home” opponent chess board
Theme
Prob won’t ever happen but would be neat lol
Tbf they dont know how to play any opening
Free stuffs are always good
im on a streak of 20 at the moment
Bewbs
Yea,if they play something simple like caro kann they got more chance of winning or draw or put a fight instead of relying on luck n hope for opponent to make mistakes/hope they don't know opening that counter sicilian
I am a chess player
I only chess
If I do not chess then I am just a chicken sandwich
So u r a chicken who knows how to type
anyone chess
bro was like: nah im done bro f this
wanna play?
Excuse me? Sir... I have no words for the ignorance just typed.
Have a good day.
no i dont play with beginners!
Scrub
im above you all
Say wallahi bro say wallahi
In weight
Wall-E
im 78,5kg, and you?
What opening did u play
I'm 103,56,
lbs or kg
What's ur elo
i just beat a 2.1K yesterday! and im not a beginner 🙂
I am mass not weight
Yes
i am joking haha. i just dont want to play right now in general
Then whats your mass
yall fat as hell
That's personal
78,5?? im lean bro
im less than 40 kg
183cm
Thats honestly fair
I don't walk around asking other people about their petunias
victim weight
Flowers are personal
you should eat!
eating doesn't help its how i am
Eat a chicken sandwich
its thermodynamics. eat more = gain weight
i eat 3 bowls of rice everyday and eat a ton of meat and im still under 40 kg
actually 4 bowls
its about caloires not volume
these are more than enough calories
When they r thin they eat to get fat n when they become fat they don't eat to get thin , don't listen to others eat whatever u like lol
if you are not gaining weight its not more then enough
how old are you and how tall are you if u dont mind sharing anonymously
im 15 yr and im not sure about my height
alr you still have time then lol, i wouldnt worry
you burn X amount of kcals per day - if you eat more than X amount of Kcals you gain weigh. its that simple
15 n u r 40 kg? U should gain more weight
thats not how it works but anyway im just glad i cant gain fat
that is exactly how it works.
no its not
Then I lowk start vomiting
No? How does it work then?
I'm calling HR on HR, this is targeted harassment
eat food - next day poop it out
Ive studied this since you were 7 years old. I know how this works my friend
eat eggs that are half cooked, meaning cook the white stuff and leave the yellow a bit runny. its very easy to eat and lots of calories, protein. also eat oily stuff becuase that has a massive amounts of kcal in it, like peanut butter. rice is very good! also oat meal is goated with milk and nutella or something similar
How dare you, how freaking dare you, seriously? For real? I mean... Come on
Im about 20 kg
Hitting a calorie surplus is so easy unless you cant afford food or do addition.
and im a hard gainer so I know what it feels like to eat when you dont really want to
some people just arent hungry tho. i too have to shove it down sometimes
i can curl you
Well i have like 15 bmi
but im sure you are not 20 xddd u probably heavier than a dog
20kg? how are you alive
I blunder my queen against the noob parrot bot but still win haha
Im a cat?
?av @sand rapids
they got good genetics
probably can burn alot of calories easily
im not talking about cat, im talking about them
i want to be as nimble as a cat
the human using the phone rn yes
im not sure if its good xD a middle ground is good
depends on your goal
what if i dont have any gosl
I’m like 3.2 kg
Is it normal to beat my 2300 Elo dad in a rapid game? (I'm only 900)
Imagine losing one move away from checkmate....
no, you're very good
Horriable life.
Is it counted cus I'm 1:200+ (I'm the guy with 1)
Is it counted even if my prime surpasses his normal elo
vision a goal
not really
he probably went easy on you
He is just boosting your ego
Check out this #chess game: scrapyychess vs sawan_1_7_13 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168726881378
































































1. e4 e5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. [Nf3] d6 4. d3 g6 5. c3 f6 6. Nd4 Nxd4 7. cxd4 exd4 8. Bf3 g5 9. g4 h5 10. Be2 h4 11. h3 c5 12. f3 Qa5+ 13. Kf1 Bd7 14. Bd2 Qb5 15. Na3 Qb6 16. Nc4 Qa6 17. a4 Bxa4 18. b3 b5 19. Na5 Bxb3 20. Qxb3 Ne7 21. Nb7 Qxb7 22. Qb1 Bh6 23. Rg1 O-O 24. Kf2 Qc6 25. Ra3 b4 26. Rb3 d5 27. Rc1 Qc7 28. Bxb4 Qh2+ 29. Kf1 Qxh3+ 30. Ke1 cxb4 31. Rxb4 Qh1+ 32. Kf2 Qh3 33. Rb2 Qh2+ 34. Kf1 dxe4 35. fxe4 f5 36. Bf3 fxe4 37. dxe4 Rxf3+ 38. Ke1 Qg1+ 39. Ke2 Qg2+ 40. Ke1 Qf1+ 41. Kd2 Qf2+ 42. Kd1 Qf1+ 43. Kc2 Rc8+ 44. Kd2 Qf2+ 45. Kd1 Qe3 46. Rxc8+ Nxc8 47. Kc2 Qxe4+ 48. Kc1 Qxg4 49. Qa2+ Kg7 50. Rf2 Qg1+ 51. Kd2 Rxf2+ 52. Kd3 Qd1+ 53. Ke4 Rxa2 54. Ke5
most fun checkmate I've had in a while
This damn game turned into draw
shiii this would've been checkmate too
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I would like to ban everyone
Sure thing! when are you gonna ban everyone?
I would like too, I have no such power
Dang, you should ask the moderators of this server if they could lend you some power, maybe that'll work?
I request to ban every for .10 microseconds
Maybe it worked, we would never know.
what is this position
No regrets
Y'all deserved a .10 microsecond ban
anyone wanna 1v1
Rapid?
I'm down for 3v2 or 3v4
yeah
What's your rating
125
Thousand?
need to add this bro
I'm gay
125
No!
does this affect my elo
then perish
yes\
We all knew, but it was your journey to discover.
600 elo shenanigans
whats your guys favorite opening
Which channel do you guys get your roles from
I'm non-perishable. Like a twinkie.
ask an expert
I'll never
goodnight everyone
hey man im gay too
goodnight to you
Take a break ✅ hop on chess ✅ lose 30 elo ✅ go back to learning
good
hey gay too im wyl
Anybody wanna play rapid im 600
Yo
Yes because you get sad whenever you lose your queen
how to learn chess
Whats your elo
no he IS the queen
Mine if Fehdu
Yes but queens must always have other queens
It use to be 350
he has his king with him though so its enough compensation
What is it now?
Ahmm 120
No... Kings are for WOMEN
queens are for men
😭
Im sending the challenge
You understand what I'm saying?
Bro and I get banned for saying that I'm gonna stroke my rook till I queen
she knight on my bishop till i queen
At 1800 🥀
we need this bro
huh
what even is this chat, and I just got here
If you read like at the top of your phone it says chess talk
how do I get access to #💬〡improvement-talk ?
you cannotn
get better
you just joined, you need to be in the server for a while
okk
who is bro
I'm just tryna find a place where I can get feedback because I know zero people who play chess
not here bro
join pls
this server is not for that bs
no
😭
Where do you post arena links then?
obama
obama

The knight moves like my exes
WHO DOES STOCKFISH THINK I AM
1v1 me bro
I JUST THOUGHT TO TRADE THE QUEEN AS MY QUEEN WAS WEAKER THAN HIS AND IT WOULD GIVE MY BISHOP MORE SPACE WHILE HIS WAS USELESS
no, ur sub 1k
it opens the centre
wait but I'm gay so I don't get sad when I lose my queen
unless its unrated
yes unrated
yeah but no 1,1k elo player is gonna find that
im also such a bot, I tried trapping his rook while he let me freely capture the other rook 😭
Bro im 200 elo and i'd find that 😭 what
the only reason ur saying that, is because ur watching from a viewer perspective
theres no way you'd find that to ''open the center''
Not at all
it's probably like
one of the most obvious principled moves in the situation
it isn't tho
yeah it is
I watch too much gothamchess and he teaches that stuff alot
principle final boss
gng wyd if u got 10 blunders in a row
you dont simply decide to open the center while ur black bishop is weak, ur queen only has 1-2 squares it can go and so forth
Thats why u think before you move tho
but if ur 200 elo, its gonna be hard to actually find that
Not neccasarily
Just take to think what you can do
Unless its bullet or blitz then uhh idk man
me see queen me take
😂
After 12am this chat shouldn’t be opened
https://lichess.org/Hlt69ZTf
Anti-Moscow players at it again
































































1. Nf3 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. d4 d5 4. Nc3 c6 5. Bg5 h6 6. Bh4 dxc4 7. e4 g5 8. Bg3 b5 9. Be2 Bb7 10. O-O Nbd7 11. Ne5 Bg7 12. Nxd7 Nxd7 13. Bd6 a6 14. a4 b4 15. Bxb4 Qb6 16. Ba3 Qxd4 17. Qc2 c5 18. Rad1 Qe5 19. Bxc4 Qc7 20. Ne2 Qc6 21. Ng3 h5 22. b4 h4 23. Bd5 Qc7 24. bxc5 Bxd5 25. Nf5 exf5 26. exd5 O-O 27. c6 Rfc8 28. Qxf5 Ne5 29. Qxg5 h3 30. Kh1 Rab8 31. Rc1 f5 32. d6 Qf7 33. c7 Rb3 34. Rfe1 Kh8 35. Bc5 Rd3 36. Rb1 Nc6 37. Rbd1 Rxd1 38. Rxd1 Ne5 39. d7 Nxd7 40. Qd8+ Kh7 41. Rxd7 hxg2+ 42. Kxg2 Qg6+ 43. Kf1 Qg4 44. Be3 Qc4+ 45. Ke1 Qb4+ 46. Rd2 Qf8 47. Rd6 f4 48. Bd4 Bxd4 49. Rxd4 Qf5 50. Rd7+ Kg6 51. Qxc8 Qb1+ 52. Kd2 Qb2+ 53. Kd3 Qb3+ 54. Ke4 Qe6+ 55. Kd4 Qb6+ 56. Ke5 Qf6+ 57. Kd5 Qf5+ 58. Kc6 Qe4+ 59. Rd5 Qxa4+ 60. Kd6 Qb4+ 61. Kd7 Kg7 62. Qxa6
more proof that you can sac whatever you want in the Anti-Moscow
woah that's a cool bot feature
Why are you giving me mate in 1 when I have 2 seconds left?
peak ragebait
Wat
Great
I'm thinking of a nice username when i make an account.
chessloser_672
FearLondon
or
LondonWins
AntiLondonGang6612
IbeatGMwithLondon
My king has so much aura (im tilted)
Oh my… weren’t you 1800 like a week ago
yes
tunk wunk you good over there?
I tilt so easily
@river fog ughh I hate queens gambit
thanks
"the sun never sets on the british empire"
im sure if i grind more i can have this up in the 2100s. but for now this is my current puzzle rating. its getting late
1:1 tho
yeah gg
Only 39 more.
this man is stalling, he isnt killing me
there we go, i have been demolished
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. Nc3 c6 5. Bg5 h6 6. Bh4 dxc4 7. e4 g5 8. Bg3 b5 9. Be2 Bb7 10. O-O Nbd7 11. Ne5 Bg7 12. Nxd7 Nxd7 13. Bd6 a6 14. a4 b4 15. d5 exd5 16. exd5 bxc3 17. dxc6 Bxc6 18. bxc3 Ne5 19. Re1 Ra7 20. Bxc4 Re7 21. Qd4 Nf3+ 22. gxf3 Bxd4 23. Bxe7 Qd7 24. Rab1 Qf5 25. cxd4 Bxf3 26. Bf6+ Be4 27. Rxe4+ Qxe4 28. Rb8+ Kd7 29. Bxh8 Qg4+ 30. Kf1
cmon, u cant lose to bangladesh
I have a perfect win streak against bangladesh
never lost vs them somehow lol
bangladesh has such a big population. you wouldnt ever expect it by how tiny of a country it is
Ive completely given up
russia is like 18m km^2 and bangladesh isnt even 100k km^2


Name: Amaru (ngipun)