💬〡chess-talk

[coral grotto]

500 elo is the deep dark forest where 2+2=5 and the only way out is barely wide enough for one person

[hollow fractal]

Coach @flint heath

[light zodiac]

Either that or a stalemate with 7 queens

[uneven elm]

just pretend its bughouse and play e4 Nf6 e5 d5

[patent patrol]

U can go into blackmar deimer i guess but I play it a ton as white and have that handled

[flint heath]

hii

[hollow fractal]

@light zodiac wanna play?

[crimson relic]

HELLO MA FELLAS

[flint heath]

i was waiting for you

[hollow fractal]

Can you teach me smth?

[hollow fractal]

Just ping me I will see it once I come online

[flint heath]

what do u wanna learn?

[hollow fractal]

How do I spot weak squares and exploit them?

[crimson relic]

HOW MUCH IS UR RATING

[flint heath]

is your mic working?

join 2p room, lets analyse some games

[tawny gate]

Whats up

[hollow fractal]

My headset is broken and I am broke as well rn

I will buy it once I have some MONIII

[crimson relic]

whats ur rating?

[flint heath]

1100

[exotic jasper]

off topic but who plays roblox

[coral grotto]

"Ow wow 1 victory away to next hundred elo" proceeds to tilt and lose 100 elo

[crimson relic]

1100 tryna teach someone

were so cooked

[light zodiac]

Can't. I'm on my 5th beer and about to crawl into bed wth my wife

[crimson relic]

whats the time there?

[tall oasis]

you play 3 check?

[light zodiac]

1:00 am

[patent patrol]

2+1 is more of an unc thing I feel like

[light zodiac]

1:17 to be exact

[crimson relic]

go to sleep mate

4 cans already enough

[light zodiac]

I should 😂 but I can't if I drank alcohol

[light zodiac]

I have drank too much since I was discharged. 4 cans is barely drunk territory

[uneven elm]

I have a new one "I will use this application however I want"

[crimson relic]

wtf???

[tall oasis]

you ever play variants

[coral grotto]

🤣

[uneven elm]

I like bughouse

[crimson relic]

nah im 2000 rapid cant ruin my game playing dumb variants

[tall oasis]

you ever play 3 check?

[uneven elm]

nah not really

[light zodiac]

lol

[coral grotto]

2k aint tuff. Loosen up

[uneven elm]

I havent really tried it

[tall oasis]

ah im pretty good at 3 check

[light zodiac]

500 is tough

[crimson relic]

how much r u

[tall oasis]

beaten a few 2000s

[coral grotto]

2k can hang queens in 1 move

[light zodiac]

500 is real tough

[crimson relic]

I see

[patent patrol]

So u mean like this ? I feel like black is more comfortable in a French than anything else

[coral grotto]

2.1k and we still do here. More rarely but still

[crimson relic]

Fianchetto variation against the ruy lopez is goated af

[tall oasis]

i was also winning against an im but i blundered it and to the IMs credit he spotted my screw up immediately

[crimson relic]

schielman too

[patent patrol]

They lock in hard asf sometimes

[crimson relic]

why dont i get paired to ppl like these

[patent patrol]

Many times titled players have grabbed me by the throat in the last seconds of the game

[tall oasis]

still a frameable picture

[coral grotto]

No luck 🤣

[crimson relic]

ivge slimed out MANY titled players tho

[patent patrol]

I’ve slimed out my fair share of titled players aswell

For everyone that beats me with a second left I flag another

[crimson relic]

rapid

[tall oasis]

i have not beaten an IM in regular chess i am honestly way better at the variant than I am regular chess

[uneven elm]

eh Ive only gotten some draws otb against masters, Im not as good as yall

[crimson relic]

whats ur fide

[uneven elm]

me? or who?

[shell lynx]

Ive beaten many 600s

[patent patrol]

I’ve only beat titled players in bullet and a wfm in blitz but a not very strong wfm

[tall oasis]

play me in 3 check im bored

[crimson relic]

u

[lusty arrow]

ive beaten many 500s LoL

[tall oasis]

ive also beaten many 600s

[tawny gate]

hello

[uneven elm]

my fide is trash cause I only had one rated tourney which went horrible, I think its like 1650, national rating is close to 1900

[light zodiac]

I've slaughtered 200's

[coral grotto]

Whicy is normal cause they have more EXP in regular chess. With variants it matters less.

[lusty arrow]

is ur coaching paid?

i need some coach lol

[light zodiac]

Although alot of the "2000 FIDE players" in my unit were just 400's

[rustic kettle]

every coaching is paid

[lusty arrow]

exactly

[tawny gate]

yup

[tall oasis]

No doubt just I have a lot of fun playing it and it gives me an opportunity to be more on level with much higher rated players than me

[shell lynx]

[lusty arrow]

how much?

if i could pay it i am in

[rustic kettle]

ill coach you for a discord nitro

[tawny gate]

$35

[uneven elm]

I dunno how to beat masters, I can only draw or take their queen when they blunder it in one move

[lusty arrow]

i dont have that kind lol its good price but now i am broke

[crimson relic]

Ill coach for a cheeseburger

[patent patrol]

You just said how to beat masters

[rustic kettle]

ill coach you for a discord nitro lmfao

[lusty arrow]

u da real art

[uneven elm]

its not a reliable way though, that was one tilted NM in a blitz game

[tall oasis]

https://lichess.org/UfTI0XLe

[light zodiac]

per hour? That's more than some CEO's

[crimson relic]

jus cracket a 2100 classical on lichess

[rustic kettle]

though im obviously not as good as most coaches im sure i can teach you a thing or two

[tawny gate]

yup

[patent patrol]

I’ve had a few titled player slips

[light zodiac]

Godda-

[lusty arrow]

acc req

[patent patrol]

My best lichess win is vs a 2600 fm cuz he blundered his queen but I was alr winning

[rustic kettle]

amazing stuff

[light zodiac]

Who knew being good at Chess could make you $35 an hour?

[uneven elm]

agreed

[crimson relic]

https://lichess.org/SFHzToDT

[patent patrol]

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/black/XlxQ3jFc.gif?theme=brown&piece=cburnett&players=true&ratings=true&glyphs=false&clocks=true

[frosty peak]

stevobrine (1958) vs. PNS1977 (2094)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. Na3 a6 6. Be2 e6 7. Nc4 Nbd7 8. Ne3 Qc6 9. O-O Bd6 10. b3 O-O 11. Bb2 b5 12. c4 Bb7 13. d4 cxd4 14. Nxd4 Qc7 15. h3 b4 16. Bf3 Nc5 17. Bxb7 Nxb7 18. Nf3 Rad8 19. Qc2 Nc5 20. Rad1 Nfe4 21. Rd4 Qb7 22. Rfd1 Rd7 23. Nd2 f5 24. Nxe4 Nxe4 25. f3 Bf4 26. Rxd7 Bxe3+ 27. Kf1 Ng3+ 28. Ke1 Qxd7 29. Rxd7 Bh6 30. Bc1 Bxc1 31. Qxc1 e5 32. Qg5 

[tall oasis]

https://lichess.org/UfTI0XLe

someone play w me pls im so so bored

[uneven elm]

theres FMs and IMs charging less than 35 $ ngl

[tawny gate]

it depends honestly a lot of more people charge double than me and still same rating

[crimson relic]

id coach for a dollar an hour just need the new cod

[light zodiac]

epic

[summer basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306588723789561862/1493302353934291004/image0.gif

[crimson relic]

ur rating?

[light zodiac]

Call Of Duty 7?

[crimson relic]

yea

[tawny gate]

1976 Fide

[light zodiac]

Heard that that was a bucket of trash. I didn't buy it

[light zodiac]

divide that by 4 and add 45

[crimson relic]

but gotta complete the 3 campaigns

[light zodiac]

and you'll have my rating :)

[light zodiac]

hmmmm, COD is too fast-paced for me
Mil-sims my beloved

[crimson relic]

ill just get the game pass on xbox

[uneven elm]

why is your catch phrase "message me if you wanna get over 2000" bro you gotta get there yourself First

[crimson relic]

lmaoo

[tawny gate]

That is for online

My online is 2400

[crimson relic]

im 2000+ online msg me if u wanna reach too ill just need a dollar an hour

fairs?

[tall oasis]

gg stevobrine

[uneven elm]

then clarify it means online, makes a huge difference

[obsidian plume]

I love london. Its the best opening theory ever,

Playing d4 and putting bishop on f4 before playing e3 is a wise choice. It activates this bishop, before you develop your pawn structure. Plus the pawn on c3, it strengthens d4 pawn in case black challenge it with c5. So amazing. I wish i learned it when i started learning chess

[crimson relic]

can someone get me a month of gold membership I need them puzzles and lessons

[tall oasis]

who is stevobrine

[wise talon]

for black?

[tall oasis]

who did i play

[crimson relic]

https://www.chess.com/member/godisgood-godisgreat

[uneven elm]

use lichess puzzles or chesstempo Puzzles

[crimson relic]

lessons

[uneven elm]

how would a membership help you get lessons

[crimson relic]

the chesscom lessons

[obsidian plume]

I love caro kann. Its the best opening theory ever,

Playing c6 d5 and putting bishop on f5 or g4 before playing e6 is a wise choice. It activates this bishop, before you develop your pawn structure. Plus the pawn on c6, it strengthens d5 pawn in case white challenge it with c4. So amazing. I wish i learned it when i started learning chess

[patent patrol]

I love Alekhines. Its the best opening theory ever,

Playing Nf6 and putting pressure on e4 before playing e5 is a wise choice. It activates this knight, before you develop your pawn structure. Plus the pawn on d6, it weakens d4 pawn in case black challenge it with e5. So amazing. I wish i learned it when i started learning chess

[uneven elm]

no need, youtube has all the stuff for free

[crimson relic]

oh aight thanks

[obsidian plume]

Starting a copy pasta i love this opening blah blah blah i wish i learned it

[crimson relic]

I just HATE the french and caro kann the people who play these and nerds hated by everyone and have no friends and are unemployed just a load to humanity

[uneven elm]

I love Reti. Its the best opening theory ever,

Playing Nf3 and putting pressure on e5 before playing g3 is a wise choice. It activates this knight, before you develop your pawn structure. Plus the pawn on c4, it weakens d5 pawn. So amazing. I wish i learned it when i started learning chess

[silver lily]

Im the sacrificer

[mental loom]

No Spamming pls

[steel halo]

is kings pawn a good opening for both sides 100-1500

[patent patrol]

Ye

[silver lily]

The queen

[patent patrol]

Up until like 3200 it’s viable

[steel halo]

💀

[coral grotto]

This is why I play the Scandi. Sonehow they always blunder theor bishop on g5 🤣

[wise talon]

I love Bongcloud. Its the best opening theory ever,

Playing e4 makes the central pawn active and enables your king to activate itself which you do by playing Ke2. It prepares to launch the king for an attack which is very deadly and the bongcloud is a very tactical and strategic opening which is very deadly especially at the grandmaster level.I wish i learned it when i started learning chess

[nocturne charm]

i reached 1800 elo chat

[steel halo]

Noice

[silver lily]

What the f#ck

Isreal?!

Bro what?!

[coral grotto]

Ggs

[steel halo]

what's so surprising about that

[uneven elm]

I dont know about the flag but good job mate

[steel halo]

10 million ppl live in israel bro

[silver lily]

Free palestine

[steel halo]

🤦‍♂️

[nocturne charm]

type of luck

[coral grotto]

Pay to win Palestine

[steel halo]

Reminds me of my electricity test i need to finish

Because of how many negatives and postives are grouply split

[uneven elm]

tilt vs. chill

[nocturne charm]

both are fast plays

i almost lost in the last 2 games because i misculcwted and sacrificed my rook

but my opponents still lost

[steel halo]

the queen blunder pains me

supposdely i play like a 900 at 200

[uneven elm]

the supposed ratings it gives you are nonsense

[steel halo]

also holy

[steel halo]

Not it's ratings, just from my OTB opponents guesses

I beat a 1300 online in rapid

[nocturne charm]

the prophecy

[steel halo]

Mahoraga adaptation

[bright yacht]

🔥

[primal crane]

yooo

hi guys

[nocturne charm]

holy shit dude the mosquitos are fking with me

i got so many mosquito bites

[primal crane]

gothaam chess bot

[steel halo]

The elo difference is indeed diabolical

[uneven elm]

Schauen Sie sich dieses #Schachspiel an: AWildUmbreon gegen 85STRIVE - https://www.chess.com/daily/game/967835407

[steel halo]

gotham chess IS working

[uneven elm]

look guys a 500 rapid is beating me up

[steel halo]

??

[nocturne charm]

r u saying hes cheating

[steel halo]

one second

oh i forgot how u check ur wr

[nocturne charm]

its still punishable

[steel halo]

nah i dont cheat in any games though

im not that much of a loser

[nocturne charm]

the mods are senstitive about joking

[primal crane]

my goal is to become a pro in 30days rn im soo bunz

currently leaarning the queens opening

[steel halo]

Then stop complaining js keep training and training

[nocturne charm]

ok do u want to try

[steel halo]

Progress happens when u keep trying bro

[primal crane]

im not complaining twin

[nocturne charm]

<@&745328830649991179> hes accusing him of cheating

[steel halo]

U said ur so bunz

[primal crane]

alr amaa grind day in day out

[steel halo]

Instead of trying to improve

[nocturne charm]

did bro instant delete his messages

[primal crane]

ay alr ama go grind

[uneven elm]

are cheating accusations instant bans or does it depend if theres a real reason to be suspicious?

[primal crane]

is queens opening a good one if im white?

[steel halo]

i guess its a ban if its pure trolling?

[nocturne charm]

theres no depending

[steel halo]

he was trolling but not so obviously

[nocturne charm]

if you cheat accuse someone who isn't banned yet, you can be muted or locked out for it

[steel halo]

I said i beat a 1300 as a 160, i did, semi valid reason> idk

[uneven elm]

thats kind of stupid ngl

[steel halo]

but like tbh

no reason to just accuse

[nocturne charm]

also why are my past messages deleted

ive been here before 2 years ago

my username was hutaoondeeznuts

[bright yacht]

💀

[steel halo]

Hu tao? 🥀

my brother

[nocturne charm]

yeah that was my previous chess.com username before i changed it to zettoni

[primal laurel]

pls quit chess 💔

[uneven elm]

Im just gonna say hes playing the game of his life cause hes obliterating me

[nocturne charm]

ill never quit chess, ill make my opponents quit chess

[mental loom]

It is against Chesscom TOS & if required then action can be taken accordingly

[uneven elm]

alright

[nocturne charm]

am i tripping or what

isnt complicatedlife not a mod yesterday

[slow folio]

black to move

[ancient grail]

I love my position, even when i don't have my queen lol

[nocturne charm]

bd4

[uneven elm]

Bd4 is a candidate maybe

[nocturne charm]

dang we saw the same move

[uneven elm]

I guess it threatens Qh3 Qf1 Qxg3

so you cant ignore it

[nocturne charm]

if rook moves away, ill play bxf2

[uneven elm]

I thought about that, but I wasnt sure it was working

but Qh3 Qf1 Qxg3 gotta be winning Kh1 Qh4 Kg1 Be5 maybe?

[nocturne charm]

i dont think i need to chase the king, I'll just remove all of the pawns for passed pawns

then eventually win

[uneven elm]

okay sure but what about that line?

Bd4 Rc2 Qh3 Qf1 Qxg3+ Kh1 Qh4+ Kg1 Be5 seems completely winning

[nocturne charm]

yeah its still an okay move

[marsh pulsar]

IM FINALLY BREAKING FREE OF MY STAGNANT PROGRESS

I GAINED 45 ELO IN TWO HOURS

[nocturne charm]

me too

[uneven elm]

forced mate is an okay move?

[nocturne charm]

yeah, thats okay it means its agreeable

[uneven elm]

I mean Bd4 Rc2 Bxf2 Rxf2 now what?

[marsh pulsar]

Day one of waiting for jynxzi vs Hikaru and Magnus at the same time

[nocturne charm]

i cant calucate all of that alone in my mind I'll get a board

[uneven elm]

oh sure thats a great habit 😄

/g

[nocturne charm]

yeah thats forced mate

absolutely nothing white can do to prevent checkmate
if Qd3 you play Qh2+ and Kf1 then Qh1#

[gloomy rain]

I wonder why chess.com decide you lose the match instantly when you stalling for just 20 seconds. My wifi keep turning off and my pc charger randomly not working so it just turned off, they should make like lichess when if you stalling for 2 mins, you can take the win of tie instead insta lose by stalling 20 seconds

I just lose 20 elo 💔

[nocturne charm]

womp womp

[gloomy rain]

https://tenor.com/view/dawid-gif-20546924

[nocturne charm]

name of the streamer

hes probably chinese ishowspeed

[gloomy rain]

I think so

[nocturne charm]

Charlie birb is still in the server

[fringe thicket]

Is that matterdaddy mate?

[flint heath]

where would u report someone for that?

[mental loom]

On the site, click on the user profile name & report button.

[flint heath]

which category?

[fringe thicket]

Matterdaddy

[mental loom]

Cheating category if you are reporting for cheating

[flint heath]

whats matter daddy

[mild rapids]

idk an offensive joke i think

[fringe thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/staweenie-ronaldo-stable-stableronaldo-twitch-gif-18364689338876095277

[flint heath]

reporting for cheating accusations

[half hull]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[fringe thicket]

That hit

[flint heath]

is it against the rules to provide moves to your opponent?

[fringe thicket]

Can u inv me to that server

I want to join for research purposes

[naive jolt]

Helloo

[whole cargo]

hey

[naive jolt]

Yes

[flint heath]

vanity is femz

[mental loom]

Also, you can DM me their name

[flint heath]

okay

[alpine jolt]

can anyone help me push 400 elo?

[flint heath]

okay hop on vc

[alpine jolt]

alr

[flint heath]

use /connect

[whole cargo]

Yo, you mind if i watch? i may need a tip myself

[flint heath]

okayy

[alpine jolt]

i connected

[flint heath]

good, study vc 1

[alpine jolt]

which vc ?

can you do #

[flint heath]

Study lounge 1?

[whole cargo]

cant # vc's

I can ping you in it

[tidal tulip]

what is an opening, that when learned gives you the much easier position to play and thus gives you the greatest advantage when the opponent hasn’t learned it?

[nocturne charm]

i am providing moves to myself and i identify as a different opponent, am i cheating

[sonic herald]

Anyone for blitz ?

[nocturne charm]

I'd say

morphy defense against luy Lopez

queen's gambit

thats all i remember

[tidal tulip]

Thank you

[nocturne charm]

i dont play queen's gambit ironically

[austere rover]

Guys my oponent followed the script 😔✌️ https://www.chess.com/live/game/168681598938

[frosty peak]

Kingkishore14 (1098) vs. ChromoButChess (1095)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 [Nc6] 3. Nf3 Qe7 4. Bf4 Qb4+ 5. Bd2 Qxb2 6. Bc3 Bb4 7. Qd2 Bxc3 8. Qxc3 Qc1# 

[austere rover]

I played as black btw

[tidal tulip]

Easier for black or white or both?

[nocturne charm]

both
queen's gambit is White's opening, Morphy's gambit is a black opening against ruy lopez white

can you guys solve this puzzle?

white to move

[obsidian plume]

I love london. Its the best opening theory ever,

Playing d4 and putting bishop on f4 before playing e3 is a wise choice. It activates this bishop, before you develop your pawn structure. Plus the pawn on c3, it strengthens d4 pawn in case black challenge it with c5. So amazing. I wish i learned it when i started learning chess

[nocturne charm]

@obsidian plume solve this

[obsidian plume]

[fleet geyser]

its almost a week now btw

[nocturne charm]

@fleet geyser solve this

[fleet geyser]

move as white right

[nocturne charm]

yes

this is a puzzle i normally play everyday

i want to see how long it'll take yall to solve it

[woven robin]

guys , whats the idea of this brilliant?

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168657622592/review?move=12&move=12&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[frosty peak]

slayvalor (638) vs. Hongkongchess (2100)

Move List

1. d4 f5 2. h3 Nf6 3. g4 fxg4 4. hxg4 Nxg4 5. Qd3 g6 6. Nc3 Nf6 7. Rxh7 Rxh7 8. Qxg6+ Rf7 9. Nf3 e6 10. Ng5 Qe7 11. e4 Nc6 12. Nb5 d5 13. e5 Ne4 14. Nxf7 Qxf7 15. Nxc7+ Ke7 16. Qxf7+ Kxf7 17. Nxa8 Nxd4 18. Bd3 Bb4+ 19. Kf1 Ba5 20. Be3 Nc6 21. Ke2 Bd8 22. Rh1 Kg8 23. Rg1+ Kf7 24. f3 d4 25. Bh6 Nc5 26. Rg7+ Ke8 27. Bg6+ Kf8 28. Rf7+ Ke8 29. Rxb7# 

[woven robin]

i just thought it was for pinning the rook

[fleet geyser]

have u solved it already?

[nocturne charm]

yes

[nocturne charm]

it took me 8 minutes to solve it

[fleet geyser]

give me a clue

[nocturne charm]

how obvious

[fleet geyser]

idk just give me like no sacrifice or if theres any

[late sphinx]

playing 960 and my opponent castled on move 1. lmao

[nocturne charm]

there is a battery with the queen

[fleet geyser]

ok ok

ive eyein on rook e8

cuz knight takes e8 is forced

then q takes d5

am i right or am i right

[nocturne charm]

and then you lose the queen?

[fleet geyser]

i actually dont know whats next

LOL i need to look at it more

[obsidian plume]

[last badger]

anyone else find it weird how in chesscom puzzle rushes, u get to 25 and theyre still mate in 1s

[nocturne charm]

zeejay can u solve this?

this took me 8 minutes

[heady galleon]

Hello guys

[autumn bramble]

Chat

😍

[nocturne charm]

actualy it took me 8 minutes to find one move, 1 to 2 hours to solve the puzzle entirely @last badger

[autumn bramble]

👑

[late sphinx]

@nocturne charm what rating is this puzzle?

[nocturne charm]

i dont know, it doesn't show me

but its definitely difficult as it took me 1 to 2 hours to solve the puzzles entirely

[last badger]

yea guessing the first move of a puzzle never counts, full lines only

im kinda outta form tactically tho

[fleet geyser]

how many moves is this

[nocturne charm]

more than 7 moves

if we inculde all possibilities, it'd be more than 20 moves

[naive jolt]

This prolly g5

[late sphinx]

If you go here: https://www.chess.com/member/your username/stats/puzzles and scroll down, you can see the ratings of the puzzles you've done

[fleet geyser]

is it a checkmate or just a better position

[nocturne charm]

better position

[fleet geyser]

g5 is the move right?

i mean pawn to g5

[naive jolt]

Hi yeah I agree

[nocturne charm]

correct guys, its g5 but there are many moves black will play
lets start from the weakest to the strongest knight moves

[naive jolt]

Nah let's play g5 and see what the puzzle does

[fleet geyser]

then h pawn takes g5

am i right or am i right

f pawn takes g5

[autumn bramble]

G5?

[fleet geyser]

after that knight goes to h7

[naive jolt]

Even if there are many options to calculate which there aren't really g5 is the only good move

[nocturne charm]

the puzzle immediately says solved after g5

because it doesn't expect you to actually solve the entire puzzle

[fleet geyser]

i mean after g5 black plays hxg5

[nocturne charm]

its too hard

[naive jolt]

OK then fxg5

[nocturne charm]

alright guys g5, black plays this, what's next?

[fleet geyser]

then the sequence could go to fxg5 then something like nh7

[autumn bramble]

h6?

[nocturne charm]

xh6?

[late sphinx]

Re8

[fleet geyser]

bishop c3

im right fk yall

[autumn bramble]

After that checkmate threat is theree

[junior abyss]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=Dp5r30wiR0N2Warx

[nocturne charm]

the answer is bc3

[fleet geyser]

YEP give me my medal

after that rook takes c3

then takes with queen

[nocturne charm]

what about now

[naive jolt]

Re8 since it has to be done at some point

[bright yacht]

i'm back from my 1 hour mute 🗿

[nocturne charm]

i told you

[naive jolt]

Or it could be bc3

[fleet geyser]

oh uh re8 or g6

[nocturne charm]

bc3

[naive jolt]

Yeah no bc3 first

[obsidian plume]

Ok back to work. My students gotta prepare for OTB.

[naive jolt]

Since re8 ndf8

[junior abyss]

He is 1743FIDE but cooked by a beginner is it possible

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=4US9hNJGW--p_hKx

[proud reef]

DA ROOOOOOK

[naive jolt]

You have students?!

[nocturne charm]

wrong

[fleet geyser]

g6 then?

[junior abyss]

Da rukhhhkhh

[nocturne charm]

wrong

[fleet geyser]

attacking the knight

[naive jolt]

That is a beginner

[fleet geyser]

whattt really?

[nocturne charm]

yes

[naive jolt]

1700 fide

[proud reef]

-Gothamchess
"DA ROOK"

[obsidian plume]

I teach a young indian Kid. Strong player. 2200 rapid lichess

[junior abyss]

He is FIDE 1743

[fleet geyser]

oh so g6 then whats next

[naive jolt]

Fair enough whats ur fide

[junior abyss]

my clubs best player

[nocturne charm]

no its wrong

[fleet geyser]

what is it give us a clue

[junior abyss]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=4US9hNJGW--p_hKx

[nocturne charm]

its a pawn move

[fleet geyser]

ye pawn goes to g6

[junior abyss]

Da rukhkhkhkhkh

[nocturne charm]

no

btw guys this is what you might face in classical matches

positions you wouldn't even know what to play

[fleet geyser]

no way uh h4

[nocturne charm]

no

[fleet geyser]

ok gxf8

[nocturne charm]

no

[fleet geyser]

this time has to be

[naive jolt]

Bruv on that note lemme check if my classical has updated or not

[nocturne charm]

no

whats gxf8 theree nothing on f8

[fleet geyser]

i absolutely have no clue

[fleet geyser]

i mean gxf6

my brain is not braining now

[nocturne charm]

wrong

[fleet geyser]

theres no other pawn move

[junior abyss]

Can you guys pls support me just a 7y small content creator just 1 subscriber🥲

https://www.youtube.com/@Curious_Ved?sub_confirmation=1

[nocturne charm]

r u sure

[uneven elm]

cmon bro dont beg

[fleet geyser]

ohh i didnt see f4

[strange acorn]

no

[junior abyss]

🥲

Just see my content

[nocturne charm]

whats the move

[strange acorn]

i want to see you wearing catboy costume and playing chess, then i will support you

[nocturne charm]

when i was your level it didnt take me this long lol

[fleet geyser]

hmmm gxh6

[junior abyss]

💐

Can you guys pls support me just a 7y small content creator just 1 subscriber🥲

https://www.youtube.com/@Curious_Ved?sub_confirmation=1

[fleet geyser]

im right yes?

[nocturne charm]

correct

[fleet geyser]

ofc its me who could it have been to get the correct answer

[junior abyss]

https://youtube.com/@curious_ved?si=fDVu8KWdUD73-1xx

[uneven elm]

peak ragebait

[strange acorn]

stop spamming

[junior abyss]

Ok

[nocturne charm]

im too lazy to keep it up

ill go rest

[fleet geyser]

attack rook with nd2

[formal wagon]

Heyo:3 Just joined since I'm curious about learning Chess and or just wanting to play it more, and see how I do if anything

[burnt loom]

how old did you say you were again?

[fleet geyser]

u dont have too ill solve it on the spot

[uneven elm]

great!

[nocturne charm]

p-p-p-ped-o

[uneven elm]

bro what

[burnt loom]

is that the first thing you think of...

[nocturne charm]

yes

[fleet geyser]

so young and already got a golden play button

props to u friend

[nocturne charm]

im not talking about you @burnt loom

im talking about him

[bronze pecan]

bruh

[junior abyss]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=JlTAZkyCEYMzQRG1
He is just 7 years old and already has a rating of 1743

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=JlTAZkyCEYMzQRG1
He is just 7 years old and already has a rating of 1743

[bronze pecan]

lol

[junior abyss]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=JlTAZkyCEYMzQRG1
He is just 7 years old and already has a rating of 1743

[fleet geyser]

dont spam pls

[bronze pecan]

thats insanebro my rating dropped from 1600 to 1493

[junior abyss]

Ok

[bronze pecan]

😭😭😭😭

[uneven elm]

youll get it back up dont worry

[junior abyss]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=JlTAZkyCEYMzQRG1
He is just 7 years old and already has a rating of 1743

https://youtube.com/shorts/JClyX5WfjSE?si=JlTAZkyCEYMzQRG1
He is just 7 years old and already has a rating of 1743

Last now bye bye bye

[uneven elm]

oh no, a joke

[nocturne charm]

so you're okay with p*do jokes

[fleet geyser]

[uneven elm]

I assumed they meant that the account is seven years old 🤷🏼 sorry

[strange acorn]

i thought they meant 7 year old account too

[nocturne charm]

nahhh dude im snitching

[fleet geyser]

lie

[strange acorn]

but 7 year old on discord, oh well, ban 💀

[nocturne charm]

<@&745328830649991179> someone's making a p*do joke

[junior abyss]

I am 13

[bronze pecan]

HOLY DONT REVEAL UR AGE

vro

[fleet geyser]

yall are some young ppl here

[bronze pecan]

it is against tos

[nocturne charm]

still a kid

[uneven elm]

Since I assumed the other guy was a troll, I took it as an obviously ridiculous request as an attempt to troll back. But youre right, could be a little kid not a troll, so my bad

[subtle thicket]

Goodnight boys

[reef canyon]

you guys may be misunderstanding they probably meant their yt channel is 7 years

[strange acorn]

he knows he just wants to start shit 💀

[balmy python]

charles kirk

[ancient grail]

LMFAO

[reef canyon]

I am 504 months old I broke discord tos now what

[ancient grail]

he took my knight and stalemated

[reef canyon]

pretty inexcusable for a 1700

[nocturne charm]

he said hes 13 but thats still a minor and still a p*do joke

hes getting muted and i know it

i have a feeling hes bald yellow

[balmy python]

[uneven elm]

hes what?

[naive jolt]

Bro had 1 job

[uneven elm]

whats the context

[nocturne charm]

he got banned for bypassing n word and said irs a different word

[ancient grail]

this is why I don't resign often lol

[hollow rapids]

yo wtf is that kash

[coral grotto]

1 minute on the clock 💀

dude just had to push the a pawn

[ancient grail]

I have a feeling I'm too slow for blitz but too fast for rapid

[coral grotto]

Play 5 minutes

[ancient grail]

no one plays 5 mins so I barely have any opponents

[hollow rapids]

just become faster

[burnt loom]

5+3

[coral grotto]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sanic-the-hedgehob--k01KRJT70B6PQKRANZ2JWCB99HK

[old verge]

Bald & Locked out

[winter basin]

Hiii I just reached 1300 👽

[burnt loom]

i know a site where people play 5+3

[ancient grail]

where is it?

[coral grotto]

5 victories till 2200. Will I win or will I tilt? Find out in the next episode of DBZ

[hollow rapids]

i play 10+5 on lichess

[burnt loom]

lichess

[ancient grail]

ah

[hollow rapids]

answer is ..... you'll win in tilt

[coral grotto]

💀

[hollow rapids]

you'll start tilting from all the winning

everybody's gonna be like

this is too much winning please stop winning

[coral grotto]

I think by someone's playstyle in a game you can tell if they're tilting or not.

[carmine rain]

this is such a beautiful question

[subtle thicket]

What does tilting mean

[coral grotto]

How desperate do you need to be to play this?

[coral grotto]

Being on a losing streak. The more you lose the more you're stressed out and lose more.

It's a cycle.

[hollow rapids]

pretty god damn sesperate, that just looks like it's terrible no?

[nocturne charm]

i take advantage of players on tilt by rematching them and taking all of their elo

[zealous marsh]

very desperate.

[coral grotto]

Evil...

[coral grotto]

Yeah there was nothing 💀

[hollow rapids]

exqueef me but why don't you just take the rook on g6 with a pawn ?

[nocturne charm]

yes yes very selfish

[zealous marsh]

yeah that's the issue

[fleet geyser]

bro really wanted a close up

[nocturne charm]

ELO IS ELO I WANT THEM ALL

[hollow rapids]

ah

[naive jolt]

Lol

[light stump]

The most accurate and the best ranking video of all time

[jade relic]

That doesn't look like a good move

[nocturne charm]

i learned that evil trick from Indonesians

all of my evil tricks and habits i learned are from Indonesians

[naive jolt]

Bro has 0 paitence

[nocturne charm]

Indonesians might have the worst reputation in chess

[hollow rapids]

where is brie

[hollow rapids]

why

[coral grotto]

That's what I did. I thought they had Qxe6+->Kg7->Qe7+ and that's what they played... but that does nothing. Plus taking their rook opened the f file (f2 is screaming for help). They resigned after a few moves.

[fleet geyser]

how is this not brilliant

[coral grotto]

Yeah if they were Tal I'd panic but this is just bad.

[nocturne charm]

because i learned all of my bad habits from Indonesians
promoting pawns to rooks and bishops to disrespect my opponent, taking advantage of tilted players by rematching them and taking their elo, and more

[hollow fractal]

@flint heath you there?

[coral grotto]

Queen on e6 🙀

[carmine rain]

wth

[flint heath]

ye

[coral grotto]

I bet you'd have had to play a crazy Be6 blocking the vision to do that sacrifice. Didn't think this through though. Just a guess.

[fleet geyser]

no cuz

[fleet geyser]

yep ur right

any move is just gonna lead to mate here

[coral grotto]

Omg I was right...

Idk anymore I'm drowsy. Anyways ggs.

[fleet geyser]

btw i lost this game

LOL

[coral grotto]

[fleet geyser]

he played something like nxf5

[proper cape]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-shut-up-anime-dance-anime-dance-chess-gif-11056120295179154572

[zealous marsh]

cough Levy Rozman cough

[fleet geyser]

preventing me from taking the pawn on h5 and idk what to do, after that and i hung a mate after i chased the queen to a8

[zealous marsh]

also they're just ragebaiting masters in general

[fleet geyser]

i suck at chess bro i need to quit

[coral grotto]

If you take with bishop their queen sees h6 again. You should've taken with the pawn, sacrificing the bishop again (prolly).

[strange acorn]

what this for

[fleet geyser]

i hung mate i forgot about his queen

[zealous marsh]

It was unstoppable anyways

[fleet geyser]

my thoughts wasnt too deep i was kinda scared taking on the pawn

thats why i dodged it instead

[zealous marsh]

I assume you took a pawn on b6 to threaten your own mate

[lunar crescent]

Does any of you guys have premium cuz I can't review my game 😞

[fleet geyser]

LOL

[zealous marsh]

meh you couldn't do anything better in that specific instance.

[strange acorn]

just plug it into lichess

[zealous marsh]

I was typing as you were explaining your thought process

[coral grotto]

Imma give you some advice here: you were down a rook anyways if I remember the position correctly. If you feel scared, turn that fright into desperation and look for ideas to mate their king. At least you will have tried.

[fleet geyser]

i could have gone qc8 im so stupid

[zealous marsh]

Only delays the inevitable

[wet hollow]

I mean he could have dropped a tsar bomb on his opps house but eh

[zealous marsh]

[coral grotto]

If you feel like you cannot defend or you're only delaying your defeat, sacrifice all you can (this is hope chess btw).

Don't let your foe squeeze you tho

[zealous marsh]

especially useful for bullet

[fleet geyser]

the black queen was on d6 right i wasnt really focused on his moves and instead continued my attack after i took the knight on f5 with my bishop

[coral grotto]

Yep if there's something I learned from bullet, it's to never resign 🤣

[zealous marsh]

you learn something everyday

[fleet geyser]

i didnt really mind it he moved it on d4

[winter basin]

Guys how much is Li bot rating in terms of players rating? Like bots rating are inflated right? So whats the normal rating of li bot

[zealous marsh]

I've went from -10 to +8 in blitz and vice versa, truly never resign

[strange acorn]

online chess people be dropping pieces on accident all the time even in the most weird positions

[fleet geyser]

and continued with the king chase and that stupid little b pawn

made me lose

[fleet geyser]

LOL

[coral grotto]

King chases are so tuff like I'm super proud when I find M6 in a game with lots of pieces (king hunt). Meanwhile if I found that in a puzzle, it would seem obvious.

[zealous marsh]

I premoved that one danya greek gift sacrifice checkmate once, was the best moment of my life

[coral grotto]

Premoved? damn 🥶

[fleet geyser]

i lost sight on there queen it was my fault my eyes was to focused on winning welp now i got to get my rating back which i lost 2 games in a row

[flint heath]

vruh

[coral grotto]

If you go out there with this "win it back" mentality, you'll probably just lose. I'm not gonna be telling you what to do but you could try to do a little 30 mins break doing whatever (you could even watch GM games to distract yourself). When you cool down you'll go back in more refreshed (not guaranteed you'll win tho)

[flint heath]

nah id win

[coral grotto]

Don't gamble your elo you're NOT Kaiji

[strange acorn]

gamble your elo you can win it back if you really belong there

[balmy python]

cookie

[flint heath]

aluminum

good nightttt\

[naive jolt]

GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE

[naive jolt]

True

[balmy python]

[naive jolt]

If you go with this 'Ill lose if I try' mentality you won't enjoy chess

[strange acorn]

i play the more interesting move over the more correct move 99% of the time

[naive jolt]

Me id say like 40 50 percent

[whole cargo]

en passant

[strange acorn]

you learn more from interesting move

[naive jolt]

This is usually bad btw imo

[fleet geyser]

not as in en passant interesting as in when u find a move that looks interesting to u

[strange acorn]

my first otb game i won due to opponent not knowing en passant

[naive jolt]

Usually involves exchanging a passed pawn or allowing pieces to develop as a 5th rank pawn is strong so en passant for me is usually not the best

[whole cargo]

en passant always interesting

[naive jolt]

XD

[naive jolt]

Ehh not really

[ancient swift]

p

[fleet geyser]

not really its just a unique move

[naive jolt]

Sometimes tho sure

[trail bloom]

black played Qc7 and resigned instantly 😭 (overload tactic available for white but its crazy how he spotted it a millisecond after he allowed it)

[whole cargo]

it always interesting for me

[ancient swift]

why my nickname can't be red, i already verify my acc

[coral grotto]

Username checks out 🤣 😂

[patent laurel]

hey guyss

[naive jolt]

🤣

[naive jolt]

Yeah instant regret moment

[steel halo]

Takes a while

mine took a day

[coral grotto]

Mine was the same day idk how.

[balmy python]

bro had to repost that

[hollow fractal]

@flint heath

[steel halo]

Is ts still winable for white or is it just cooked

[flint heath]

cuz funny

[hollow fractal]

I am back

[flint heath]

Hi back

[hollow fractal]

Rxe5

[flint heath]

Winnable on time

[steel halo]

What does that do

[hollow fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/1617blues-you-weird-nervous-laugh-suffering-gif-22969165

[trim shale]

guys i just lost 6 games in a row

[fleet geyser]

wsp cody

[flint heath]

Been there

Lost 8 games in a row, tilted 100 elo

[hollow fractal]

You don't have to worry about blundering mate the game will be completely lost

[hollow fractal]

Wsp

[flint heath]

Quit chess, came back, tilted only 50 elo this time

[fleet geyser]

is 20 elo possible?

[fleet geyser]

i mean reaching 2 digit elo

[flint heath]

No

[hollow fractal]

I don't think so

[ancient swift]

n

[steel halo]

see ur verified now

[patent laurel]

anyone up for a match?

[hollow fractal]

You skill level can be that but rating shown to other I don't think so

[fleet geyser]

why not whats stopping it?

[ancient swift]

yeahh

[ancient swift]

thankyou

[hollow fractal]

@ancient swift wannaplay?

[trim shale]

im just gonna play 4 mor rapid games

[steel halo]

Is that dominican republic or something

[flint heath]

Yes

[steel halo]

Awesome

[ancient swift]

i have 500 elo, its okay?

[trim shale]

yep

[tribal spear]

🙂

[hollow fractal]

@flint heath you are from india aren't you?

[hollow fractal]

I am 500 as well

[flint heath]

Yes

[hollow fractal]

I am half indian as well

[flint heath]

Ik

[frank flame]

can u reach 1 digit elo

[ancient swift]

okay

[steel halo]

i really need to learn more openings all i play is e5 d5(kings pawn and queens pawn)

[lunar crescent]

Gng I just reached 900

[hollow fractal]

Guess I have told you before I got alzheimers ig

[flint heath]

Nah your name Arsh

[hollow fractal]

Learn boncloud

[frank flame]

learn the english

or fried liver

[hollow fractal]

I mean that doesn't tell you anything

[steel halo]

What works best for like

200-1000

[fleet geyser]

why is the fried liver attack named fried liver

[hollow fractal]

A name can be for any person regardless of their nationality

[frank flame]

e4

[tribal spear]

????????? What is this emoji

[flint heath]

Suree

[steel halo]

because you fry their liver

[tribal spear]

Bruh

[hollow fractal]

The creator drank too much before the game

[trail bloom]

bro felt absolute pain

[flint heath]

I prefer stereotyping

[tribal spear]

🗿

[hollow fractal]

I can see that

[steel halo]

i dream of achieving a fools mate one day

[trail bloom]

i actually know why but i'm horrendous at explaining

[ancient swift]

bro, how i got no brilliant? i sac the rook

[hollow fractal]

@flint heath should I come in vc and start learning? Only if you are free rn

[fleet geyser]

its ok ill understand

i can try to undertand i mean

[frank flame]

i DREAM of a 1000 elo saccing both their queen and rook with no meaning whatsoever

[hollow fractal]

Every sac ain't a brilliant like everything yellow ain't gold

[flint heath]

I'm eating, gonna chill later. Done with chess

[trail bloom]

because you are already completely winning

[hollow fractal]

Even poop is yellow sometimes-

[tranquil idol]

Chess is worse than video games

[hollow fractal]

Lol tmrw ig

[trail bloom]

What

[steel halo]

Ok

[frank flame]

w ragebait

[trail bloom]

golden poop

[hollow fractal]

Yellow*

[frank flame]

ud get rich when u sell that

[trail bloom]

golden poop

[fleet geyser]

its more unhealthy for sure especially reaching 1500 and above

[trail bloom]

i can't imagine any sane person buying poop of any kind

[hollow fractal]

@frank flame wann play?

[flint heath]

You rarely get brilliants when your position is already winning

[tranquil idol]

Video games are fun and relaxing, Chess is just an ego thing

[frank flame]

hell no 😭

[trail bloom]

so why r u here

[ancient swift]

ohhh i see

[tranquil idol]

Chess is for nerds who dont have much value in other parts of their life so they try to get better at chess to feel better about themselves

[steel halo]

bro joined a chess server just to complain about how we apparently have egos

[tranquil idol]

To spread the truth

[steel halo]

is that not the most contradicting thing

[trail bloom]

why are you in a chess server if you dislike the game

[tranquil idol]

And open people's eyes

[strange acorn]

FPS games are the most popular multiplayer games. those are all competitive

[flint heath]

Who's @patent laurel

[frank flame]

literal poop stains on a wall are put in a museum

[fleet geyser]

i suck at chess tho

[trail bloom]

ew bro what 😭

[tranquil idol]

but you play them for actual fun, not some weird nerd ego

[patent laurel]

me me me me me

[hollow fractal]

A french unc defeated me my ego was hurt I challenged for rematch ate up all his pieces gave the king a lil walk of shame and disrespectfully underpromoted and mate

[patent laurel]

wanna play?

[trail bloom]

bro's pfp is a cat

[strange acorn]

this gotta be ragebaiting tho anyways

[flint heath]

alright

[fleet geyser]

this has to be echo on an alt

[tranquil idol]

Chess is for nerds who cant mate irl so they gotta play chess 😂

[hollow fractal]

MEOWW

[tranquil idol]

Is it wrong?

[hollow fractal]

That's dark

[trail bloom]

you play like a cat

[frank flame]

bros desperate 😭

[strange acorn]

confirmed ragebaiter

[hollow fractal]

And the cat is MITTENS

[trail bloom]

guys just ignore him

[tranquil idol]

If it's rage bait, then explain how it's wrong.

[ancient swift]

n

[frank flame]

mittens is 1 elo cmon

[fleet geyser]

good thing im not a chess player

[steel halo]

and what makes it so videogames arent?

[patent laurel]

send me req in chess.com pls

[trail bloom]

bro forgot to add 4 extra 1s

[hollow fractal]

That's his rank in the universe you DUMBASS

[frank flame]

i bet polly could win against mittens

[quasi nova]

Mittens but you actually reflect the elo next to its name 🥺

[tranquil idol]

That's a pun with chess only

[steel halo]

🤦‍♂️

[hollow fractal]

Who needs a crazy good retro game recommendation?

[steel halo]

just saying anything to get reactions lol

[frank flame]

mittens cant win against stockfish bro 🌟

nd stockfish is like 3200

[strange acorn]

he ragebaiting saying bad things about chess when he wasting his time in discord to get attention

[hollow fractal]

She can she just sacrifices her king cuz she's bored

[tranquil idol]

You insult my argument by calling it "Ragebait" because you have no counter to it

[patent laurel]

hello?

[frank flame]

sacrificed the queen with no reason whatsoever??

[trail bloom]

since when did bots have genders

[flint heath]

I did

[hollow fractal]

I give them gender

[frank flame]

js go back to playing gag or smth bro 😭

[steel halo]

And? that goes both ways. you didnt provide me with a reason why video games are different to chess, fun is objective

[trail bloom]

wtf

[hollow fractal]

I am a GENTLEMAN

[tranquil idol]

Life is a simulation and you're the NPC who cant make original thoughts

[trail bloom]

oh nah

[tranquil idol]

I play League of Legends

[steel halo]

Lmao of course

[trail bloom]

slenderman

[tranquil idol]

I did before, you must've not seen my comment?

[strange acorn]

this explains your personality

[trail bloom]

we wouldn't put it past you, worry not

[tranquil idol]

League of Legends players get more girls than chess players btw

[trail bloom]

you ver ymuch seem like a league player

[steel halo]

You claim you did but cant say it directly to me? that kind of proves your not confident in your claims if you ask me.

[hollow fractal]

Impossibleman

[tranquil idol]

Because I wont repeat the same thing for those who are lazy

[trail bloom]

this dude is ranking games based on how many girls they pull

[lunar crescent]

Nah chill out just ignore him

[trail bloom]

🪦

[steel halo]

I'm bored so meh ill feed into this

[tranquil idol]

I'm just saying a fact, it's your choice to take it how you like

[trim shale]

manage to lose 10 games in a row
||gonna delete my chess account now||

[steel halo]

is that because you think your own claims are false? otherwise you would be confident

[ancient grail]

booyah!

[hollow fractal]

Omgg HOLYY I DECODED HOW JAVOKHIR SINDAROV WON THE WHOLE Candidates WITHOUT LOSING OMGG

[ancient grail]

I found the followup

[tranquil idol]

As I said before, Video games are fun and relaxing, Chess is just an ego thing

[steel halo]

How is that a sacrafice am i tweaking

[trail bloom]

the rook is hanging but you are threatening a royal fork

[ancient grail]

The Rook

[strange acorn]

but you play league of legends while saying this

[hollow fractal]

His method is BRILLIANT

[steel halo]

Fun and relaxing is a subjective description, many find chess relaxing because it challenges the mind. video games give instant dopamine and blue light which have proven negative effects

[trail bloom]

BRILLIANTTTT

[lunar crescent]

Dang

[hollow fractal]

BRO SINDAROV IS CHEATING

HE HAS 2 QUEENS DAMN CHEATER

[tranquil idol]

His mom or gf?

[hollow fractal]

Gf YOU DUMBASSS

[strange acorn]

his wife is wgm

[nocturne charm]

that does not look like a gf

[tribal spear]

I think she is his sister

[hollow fractal]

He's not married

[tranquil idol]

Video games like LoL challenge the mind more than chess which is just few basic moves and memorize a bunch of positions and the same thing everytime without any randomness

[tribal spear]

They look very similar

[hollow fractal]

That's destiny

[uneven nova]

close!

[steel halo]

They do not challenge the mind at all, in fact they weaken it. they teach it to do things in a certain way, which is VERY low effort and boring for the brain. chess has endless patterns that can still be challening

[naive jolt]

Chess.com worshippers i swear

[lunar crescent]

My win streak is gone

[uneven nova]

says the 2100 ?

[naive jolt]

Good.

[tribal spear]

🙂

[tranquil idol]

You mean the endless patterns which are mostly just memorizations and then the rest is few basic moves. A game like LoL has way more characters and strategies and things

[uneven nova]

the audacity

[naive jolt]

I dont play cc much tho

[tribal spear]

I eat chess

[frank flame]

gotta sacrifice one 😔

[uneven nova]

i dont either i just keep the puzzle streak lol

[naive jolt]

Yeah yk what fair

[trim shale]

im gonna quit chess

[hollow fractal]

BREAKING NEWS Javokhir broke up with his gf

[steel halo]

So tell me why chess players tend to have higher EQ and IQ statiscally compared to almost any video game player?

[strange acorn]

see u next month

[hollow fractal]

Play 1 last match with me

[sand agate]

Yo anyone blitz

[naive jolt]

Dont. The more you blunder the closer you get to my level

[frank flame]

blunder of the century

[steel halo]

Maybe your intelligence has been affected to the point where you dont understand, but chess is way more complex

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Asuyut Borah (viennagambino)

This is the Chess.com profile of viennagambino. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Asuyut Borah (viennagambino)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1482 (1504 peak)
Blitz: 1725 (1839 peak)
Bullet: 1586 (1682 peak)

[trim shale]

too bad i closed me account

[hollow fractal]

Actually a BRILLIANT BLUNDER

[tranquil idol]

See, it is some weird ego narcissistic thing. Chess is not even actually fun

[frank flame]

how 😭

[steel halo]

Fun is subjective, your coping

[strange acorn]

ive closed a hundred accounts, still see you next month

[hollow fractal]

Cuz he sacrificed a queen duhh

[frank flame]

gng js dont fall for the ragebait 😭

[hollow fractal]

But minecraft players and Roblox game creators are more creative

[naive jolt]

Interesting

[naive jolt]

95.6 accuracy draw wth

[steel halo]

than chess players? Not literally

[tranquil idol]

I bet you're all virgins too

[nocturne charm]

what does that have to do with anything

[hollow fractal]

Yea

[steel halo]

No I have a girlfriend that im in a very much happy relationship with

[lunar crescent]

Ye

[nocturne charm]

i bet you've never committed incest?

[uneven nova]

thank god for that

[steel halo]

And aside that, your self reflecting which is kind of sad

[lunar crescent]

I ran out of moves

Then it's draw by repetition

[nocturne charm]

like how stupid does that sound

[strange acorn]

💀 💀

[steel halo]

that does show LoL players have a bigger ego, no? your knocking others down to feel bad about your miserable self

[tranquil idol]

Are you mad that you're a virgin? It's not my fault bro

[steel halo]

seems quite egotistical to me.

[tranquil idol]

I'm just saying facts

[lunar crescent]

Draw by repetition, ran out of moves lol

[frank flame]

bet u havent touched a girl tho 😔

[nocturne charm]

dawg i am proud i dont bang muplite women for fun

you're a shameless person

[strange acorn]

ragebaiter vs ragebaiter is here. irsivc vs aaaa

[tranquil idol]

are you jealous?

[steel halo]

Your not saying anything factual, your making incorrect claims hoping that being an arrogant person will make you forget about how bad life is for you

[uneven nova]

why are you guys entertaining this ? you guys were just born in the internet or what

[steel halo]

Take some time off discord and LoL bro it might help

[strange acorn]

someone post popcorn gif for me

[nocturne charm]

no i dont swing my pickle to everyone

[frank flame]

ragebater of history vs ragebaiter of today

[tranquil idol]

I said a correct claim though

[steel halo]

at the end of the day, you can never truly argue with a stupid person

[tranquil idol]

You must be so smart hayden, since you play chess after all

[whole magnet]

First time on earth 😔

[steel halo]

first things first your dismissing my true claims, because you know they're true, second of all your making false claims because they're provided with no reason or evidence

[nocturne charm]

how does it sound if someone said they want to swing their pickle on your face

[steel halo]

Probably smarter than you yeah

[tranquil idol]

sure bud, whatever helps you sleep at night

[steel halo]

That's right, dismiss every one of my true claims you can not argue with

[tranquil idol]

Someone's doing that to your crush while you play chess

[nocturne charm]

i dont have a crush nice try butt tickler

[steel halo]

This is the most low intelligence behaviour i could hope to see

[tranquil idol]

I can't help someone escape their delusions

[strange acorn]

this is what i come to discord for

[steel halo]

if you were smart enough you could disprove what im saying, but you arent

[tranquil idol]

You're subconscious realizes you have no chance so it doesnt even let you get a crush

[steel halo]

and also because what im saying is true

[nocturne charm]

Your*

[tranquil idol]

Good catch

[uneven nova]

you guys are braindead if you think this will get anywhere

[nocturne charm]

i got mosquito bites all over me

[tranquil idol]

I said reasoning behind my arguments before but you just resort to petty claims like "i am smart and you aren't"

[steel halo]

I know it wont

[old verge]

Who's ragebaiting who, what did I miss

[whole magnet]

What if I don't have a brain ?

[steel halo]

I just couldnt care less

[strange acorn]

i just want to watch the entertainment

[steel halo]

AAAAA is just ragebaiting for the thrill of it, counter ragebait by some other ppl

[tranquil idol]

I just said my opinion on chess and they all started ragebaiting me for no reason

[uneven nova]

then you're nobrain

[nocturne charm]

thats like saying im going to my friend's funeral after he went to my funeral

[old verge]

What was the opinion

[nocturne charm]

likee you're so dumb dumb

[whole magnet]

What if I replace my brain with AI haha then I'll be very smart.

[uneven nova]

you'll just have a huge database but you wont be able to think for yourself

[steel halo]

Like I said, your minimalising your claims to mine, because you cant come up with anything more intellectually factual to say, you did not say any reason behind your arguments, you just made countless false claims. my claims were not "i am smart and you are not" but rather i am most likely smarter than you because of how you behave immaturely. Thank you

[tranquil idol]

I literally said the reasons though

[strange acorn]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[whole magnet]

Why think for oneself tho? Imagine if there's AI like stockfish but for brain and general life and it always makes the best decisions. That would be revolutionary

[steel halo]

Prove it

[tranquil idol]

Just scroll up

[frank flame]

DAWG JUST 😭