💬〡chess-talk

[nimble arch]

we know why

[jade relic]

Why were you called stupid though?

[keen charm]

it takes more skill than rapid i believe

[strange acorn]

i hope you are trolling, at least it would make me feel better

[proven wave]

Because she don't know how to play chess .

[warped goblet]

i made the acciunt 10 minutes ago i just learnt abt online chess

[keen charm]

rapid is too slow and no skill

[edgy drift]

Bg7

[nimble arch]

it takes a different skill

[weak urchin]

I wanna kill my self, just why I lied?? I don't know how, I feel so bad

[obsidian plume]

I'm not trolling.




LONDON IS THE BEST

[potent mountain]

Hm

[split ore]

gg @obsidian berry bruh i missed a fork lol

[cobalt oxide]

Qe1

[mental loom]

Application is pinned, you can fill up the form

[obsidian berry]

it wasnt gon work tho

[jade relic]

You didn't tell me why you were called stupid

[weak urchin]

I hope too

[cerulean pond]

@mental loom what are my odsd?

[strange acorn]

my trollmeter keeps increasing, its at 70% now

[cerulean pond]

I don't even know the odds

[warped goblet]

@cinder swan i sent u an invite

[cinder swan]

accept challenge

[edgy drift]

Bxf3

[obsidian berry]

i had a huge ahh attack if u forked the rooks
like actually a 5 move combo that will probably lead to material or mate

[potent mountain]

What is my Discord ID like the username?

[obsidian berry]

but i thought the endgame is AH DEAD DRAW

[drifting tendon]

Im looking to purchase a phantom wallet with history of frequent transactions. I am willing to pay 2-3SOL for a wallet that has been active for at least three months, even if it is empty. If the wallet has a longer history, I am open to negotiating higher price.

[jade relic]

zyptoblox

[proven wave]

No. It's not entirely your fault..
Um sometimes we say things before we can even register anything.
talk with your partner or your loved ones. Remember you are loved ❤️

[trail bloom]

i'm looking at the pinned message and i have one nagging question: when you say "member of chess.com for over a year", do you mean the site or the discord server? it is pretty vague

[jade relic]

What? Wrong server

[cerulean pond]

@proven wave what's the acceptance rate.

[strange acorn]

what is this scam message

[mental loom]

The very first thing is mutual respect & understanding between both the partners.
Both should support one another to become a better person instead just demotivating by saying you are stupid.

[obsidian berry]

i have a btc wallet with REALLY CLEAN HISTORY if u get my drift

[cobalt oxide]

Rxf3

[mental loom]

On the site

[weak urchin]

We were talking and he said I played Chees ,then I said oh wow that's good then he started talking abt chess and he said why I'm talking about that with u ur stupide ofc u don't know anything abt chees

[edgy drift]

O-O

[trail bloom]

i see. may i apply if i am turning 18 in exactly a month? it is a pretty subtle difference of one month

[keen charm]

do everyone here have partners or smth? why are we all giving advice to her abt it 😭

[mental loom]

Maybe you can fill & try

[strange acorn]

some of us do, some of us have some self respect to not take being called stupid from their partner though 💀

[trail bloom]

alright, thanks for your time

[mental loom]

There is nothing like guarantee

[cursive narwhal]

Hi

[cerulean pond]

what tips do you have to guarentee success

do I need Letter of recommendation

[cobalt oxide]

h3

[weak urchin]

He was joking but that made me feel bad

[keen charm]

not a big of deal

[cursive narwhal]

How much do u make as software engineer

Ik u make bank bruh

[edgy drift]

e6

[keen charm]

i told you its fine

get over with it he wont care

[idle basin]

I´m wining at this position

[nimble arch]

ts is not a college app

[mental loom]

Just give your best, be a good member here & follow all the rules on the site + here. That's all you can do from your end.

[keen charm]

whats the benefit of being a cc mod

[nimble arch]

well traitor was banned before so like thats not happening

[mental loom]

Just decent money

[cobalt oxide]

Kh2

[nimble arch]

im about to get a ping in another server

[cinder swan]

aint no way right?

[keen charm]

thats it

[idle basin]

nice cheats bro

[cursive narwhal]

That’s what ppl who make money say but I appreciate the humbleness and modesty

[cinder swan]

what is going on with this 1000 rated guys nowadays...

[edgy drift]

qd6

[cursive narwhal]

How long have u been playing

[nimble arch]

even as a joke this doesnt work

[cinder swan]

at my time 1000 ratd players used to play like 1000 elo

[warped goblet]

??

[keen charm]

bro its actually not that deep

[jade relic]

Lmao

I didn't know what to answer

Im dumb myself

[cinder swan]

bro is either a titled player or something else

[keen charm]

taking dating advice from chatgpt is literally the worst you can possibly do

[cerulean pond]

@proven wave I hope to join the Blue Ranks Brother

[strange acorn]

taking dating advice from a chess server might be worse

[jade relic]

That ain't dating, and it surely ain't for me lmao

[nimble arch]

its like a 30 move game and the loser made 3 blunders like its not going to be too difficult of the loser just rolled over and died and winner converted

[cerulean pond]

@proven wave which one do I select, Discord or Site

[tight junco]

what are some good openings to learn before 1k elo

[nimble arch]

you can do both ngl

[cinder swan]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168676092236/review?move=0

[jade relic]

Your choice

[frosty peak]

Saraah019 (1329) vs. Kalash_nikov1 (1890)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 [d5] 3. e5 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Qb6 6. Bd3 cxd4 7. cxd4 Bd7 8. Bc2 Bb4+ 9. Nc3 Rc8 10. O-O f6 11. Be3 Nge7 12. Na4 Qc7 13. a3 Ba5 14. exf6 gxf6 15. b4 Bb6 16. Rc1 e5 17. Nxb6 axb6 18. b5 e4 19. bxc6 Bxc6 20. Nh4 f5 21. Qh5+ Kd7 22. Nxf5 Rcg8 23. Nxe7 Kxe7 24. Bg5+ Kd7 25. Qh3+ Ke8 26. Qe6+ Kf8 27. Bh6+ Rg7 28. f3 

[keen charm]

nah

at least its humans

[grim crag]

I'm back

[cobalt oxide]

qh4

[cerulean pond]

If you could change something about your personality what would you change?

[cinder swan]

not that simple

[deep sail]

Najdorf

[cursive narwhal]

Exactly

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-hes-back-daily-bugle-gif-9077753

[keen charm]

impulsiveness

[tight junco]

has to be a joke right?

[cursive narwhal]

I have gf tho I can give advice if someone needs

[deep sail]

Nope

[keen charm]

although not ideal

[proven wave]

You get a nice team with wonderful people. They are very supportive, and they are just awesome. That's what I have to say.
If you love to help others then you will get to help instead of waiting for the moderators to help.. let's say if you see someone spam, you get to deal with that.
The disadvantage is-
Some people will not see you as you. And will see you as a moderator. You will not get to experience members life haha but it's depend not always 😉
But I love to help and I am very happy with been a mod

[edgy drift]

Nd7

[grim crag]

My anxiety

[cursive narwhal]

No it’s not ideal at all. I would quite literally take advice from ai then most humans

[cinder swan]

@warped goblet what about 1+0

[earnest geyser]

bro u cheating lol

[mental loom]

You will fill application by asking others?

[tight junco]

curious on the reasoning for it then

[strange acorn]

you have to learn 30 moves of najdorf theory before 1000 elo

[cinder swan]

i lost that game

[obsidian plume]

[cerulean pond]

The acceptance rate seem very low

[proven wave]

Write it from yourself and be honest!

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-shocked-gif-4394557680304119692

[cinder swan]

wym im cheting

[cerulean pond]

OK

[tight junco]

i love the london lmao, its my main white opening rn gets me lots of wins

[earnest geyser]

white is cheating

[grim crag]

Yeah, I would have to reform. Tuff ngl

[cinder swan]

i played as black

[earnest geyser]

all of the games are js +90 acc wdym

[mental loom]

Just follow my words. Keep it simple & easy: Be a good member
Don't worry!

[earnest geyser]

yea mb i thought it's ur match

[cobalt oxide]

g4

[mental loom]

No public accusations allowed here

[exotic jasper]

can anyone help me reach 1200 elo

[fossil jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-chess-edit-gothamchess-gif-15757604376647805157

[trim shale]

hi guys

[keen charm]

def cheater

[edgy drift]

f6

[sudden pilot]

Like what

[proven wave]

What is your rating? 🙂

[fossil jetty]

rook is the best piece just because of levy

[exotic jasper]

700

[grim crag]

I accuse you of being a mod

[proven wave]

Do you know the opening principles

[proven wave]

Banned!

[obsidian plume]

You get to ban people you dont like is one.

They respect your authority or be banned

[fossil jetty]

@strange acorn why are we skulling his rating?

[exotic jasper]

yea, i play in tournaments, but my rating is super low

[earnest geyser]

if ur mod can u look at her acc pls? all of the games are js +95 accuarcy and 0 mistake i don't think this is js a normal player

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-no-disappear-sad-noob-gif-24308846

[sudden pilot]

I hate lowrated

[deep sail]

You will just learn how to play in non symmetrical positions, which can improve your calculation, well e5 or c5 that's the way others are not to play in the center or like waiting game

[cobalt oxide]

a4

[strange acorn]

he wants advice to climb 500 rating points

[exotic jasper]

i guess u cud say i absolutely suck at chess

[fossil jetty]

ook? we all start off

[edgy drift]

e5

[nimble arch]

ok so esp32s are gotted but wth is the specfic n16r8

[obsidian plume]

You were once a low rated player. Be kind to them

[tight junco]

actually good reasoning, i will start learning it soon then

[proven wave]

Just report them to fairplay. Accuracy is not the only way we can say they are cheating. I once got 100% accuracy in 6 games in row

[trail bloom]

@mental loom are you guys demanding a legal name in the application or am i misunderstanding? i don't see why it's relevant

[exotic jasper]

because it has 16 mb flash and 8mb psram

[deep sail]

I think any sicilian is fine ig

[sudden pilot]

I'm just being sarcastic

[mental loom]

Just report on the site, public accusations are not allowed

[exotic jasper]

can u guys stop arguing and help me

[grim crag]

@proven wave can we add eloism to bannable offenses?

[nocturne charm]

sorry buddy but that only works for 1500 elos

[olive glade]

With?

[obsidian plume]

Ok im gonna be sarcastic too.

PLAY THIS

[exotic jasper]

reach 1200 elo

[nimble arch]

bruh

[strange acorn]

play more games, analyze your games, find mistakes and learn from them, repeat 10000 times

[sudden pilot]

Learn one orntwo opening

[fleet geyser]

helloo

[sudden pilot]

Just spam those

[nimble arch]

"im a super above intermediate chess player listed on fide"

[weak urchin]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk idk

[grim crag]

Hiyooo

[cobalt oxide]

qg3

[mental loom]

Yes, It's required I think.

[proven wave]

It's normal. Every master was once a beginner.
For example I still remember the time when @nimble arch was 1700 haha or 1800 haha
You can improve. It will take a time.

[cursive narwhal]

Blundering ur queen lol

[reef canyon]

none i am basically perfect

[exotic jasper]

alright but 1700 is already super good

[trail bloom]

Damn

[cobalt oxide]

are you sure?

[exotic jasper]

i need to imrpvoe ALOT before my tryouts

[cursive narwhal]

Idk

[sudden pilot]

Good luck

[cursive narwhal]

are you

[cobalt oxide]

i know

[grim crag]

Pixel went so high you can't even see his ratin anymore

[reef canyon]

i dont think magnus ever fell for smothered mate not even once

[strange acorn]

when is your tryouts

[cobalt oxide]

bro aint got no clue

[edgy drift]

Na5

[exotic jasper]

...next year

[trim shale]

i blundered a queen guys

[exotic jasper]

okay but its reasonable ok

[proven wave]

He was also a beginner
#💬〡chess-talk message
My advice from 2 years ago

[exotic jasper]

i went to this years tryouts and i couldnt even reach their passing score

[edgy drift]

@cobalt oxide I'm going to have lunch 🥀

[reef canyon]

u have plenty of time

[exotic jasper]

they made us do 20 puzzles and said the passing score was 15, i got 10/20 only

[obsidian plume]

When i was beginner. I play 1.e4, sicilian, kingd insian.

And i got stuck very low rating. But when i played london, slav, caro. My chess improved i can now even beat Magnus

[proven wave]

Probably when he was a kid? Not sure 😅

[reef canyon]

u can gain like 500-600 rating pts in 1 year

[strange acorn]

just play more and analyze your games, if you like the game you will try to improve

[exotic jasper]

yes but apparently it takes 6 years or something to reach 2000 elo

[reef canyon]

maybe even 800 if youre disciplined enough

[cobalt oxide]

ok 👍🏿

[reef canyon]

well, it depends obviously

[strange acorn]

nah i know plenty of people who reach 2000 elo in a couple years

[proven wave]

There is no fix time when you will reach there

[edgy drift]

current position

[safe folio]

Yo

[proven wave]

I have been playing for too long

[nimble arch]

I dont think that person is 700

[safe folio]

Who

[proven wave]

Why not?

[exotic jasper]

theres a guy at our local chessclub whom i played agianst, hes like 2.3k and i played good against him, do u guys wanna see the pgn or game

[nimble arch]

mr arduino

[cobalt oxide]

yup

[mental loom]

I missed to reply on your ping sorry 😂

[nimble arch]

for reasons like this.

also their bio

[proven wave]

It's okay xD

[grim crag]

Sharp

[subtle thicket]

Yall like this checkmate

[strange acorn]

yeah he doesn't talk like a 700 elo

[reef canyon]

how is a 700 elo supposed to sound

[obsidian plume]

You cant submit photo at your current role

[exotic jasper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/166838497430/review?flip=true&move=45

[frosty peak]

LatteYuh (453) vs. DarkSquared_Crow (2301)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. g3 Be7 5. Bg2 O-O 6. O-O dxc4 7. Qc2 a6 8. a4 Bd7 9. b3 cxb3 10. Qxb3 Bc6 11. Nc3 a5 12. Re1 Nbd7 13. e4 Nb6 14. Qc2 Bb4 15. e5 Nfd5 16. Ng5 g6 17. Be4 Bxc3 18. Bd2 Bxa1 19. Rxa1 Nb4 20. Qb1 N6d5 21. Qd1 h6 22. Bxg6 hxg5 23. Qh5 Nf6 24. Bxf7+ Rxf7 25. Qg6+ Rg7 26. Qh6 Qd5 27. Kf1 Qg2+ 28. Ke2 Ng4 29. Qh5 Bf3+ 30. Ke1 Qxf2# 

[exotic jasper]

but i can send links

[obsidian plume]

Oh. Nice

[strange acorn]

somewhat chess clueless

[exotic jasper]

just because im 700 elo online doesnt mean i actually play like it

[mental loom]

How are you? I have added some free Chessable courses on my Chesscom account

[sudden pilot]

[exotic jasper]

im just having trouble gainining rating fast

[nimble arch]

8 moves of opening theory and finding a4

[edgy drift]

Do you think this is a equal position

[obsidian plume]

From my perspective. I see no difference between 200 rated players up to 1700 rated players

[cobalt oxide]

no i reckon im slightly better

[exotic jasper]

a4 was taught to me by like a catalan opening tutorial

[nimble arch]

uh you should because its very much different

[reef canyon]

L tier ragebait

[grim crag]

/connect

[nimble arch]

ok reasonable

[cobalt oxide]

🤭

[nimble arch]

it doesnt make you seem stronger that you fail to do somthing

[obsidian plume]

Meow 😹

[proven wave]

I have a cousin sister who is 400 and she says she will be a GM in 2 years currently memorizing all the openings and even calling me a bad player. (Well that was true haha ).

[grim crag]

She's got motivation going for her

[proven wave]

Nice!

[edgy drift]

good chess mod

[sudden pilot]

Chess expert in their bloodline

[proven wave]

Yes xD

[exotic jasper]

during that game i purposely ignored his threats cuz i was too focused on the attack on his castle

[reef canyon]

if she is younger than 5 maybe she has a chance

[exotic jasper]

does it look like hope chess

[obsidian plume]

From Hikarus perspective. 2400 players and 2800 players feels the same.

[reef canyon]

kids nowadays are gigacracked

[nimble arch]

thats not true either

hikaru does not play 2400s in the canidates

[obsidian plume]

Hikaru beats both 10-0

[grim crag]

I won't fall for the bait

[proven wave]

She is 15

[nimble arch]

great now expand the range

[reef canyon]

ok come on no one is falling for this bait

[obsidian plume]

[nimble arch]

the dudes name is fear the london system

either way figure out infromation

[grim crag]

Ikr, preposterous

[sudden pilot]

How do i turned off chat ingame

[obsidian plume]

play the london

[exotic jasper]

the london sucks

[grim crag]

Connect ur acc and we may have a deal

[reef canyon]

the london isnt all that bad

[exotic jasper]

whats ur rating

[nimble arch]

the london isnt bad

[obsidian plume]

[Site "Chess.com"]
[White "LondonWins"]
[Black "KingsIndianFanatic"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "9999"]
[BlackElo "3250"]
[TimeControl "180"]

1. d4 Nf6
2. Bf4 g6
3. e3 d6
4. Nf3 Bg7
5. Bc4 0-0
6. c3 Nbd7
7. 0-0 Re8
8. Bxf7!!

[reef canyon]

both its glazers and the haters are on the same level of annoying

[nimble arch]

ah yes "LondonWins"

[nimble arch]

not bad at all

[nimble arch]

online 2200

[grim crag]

Not as annoying as Caro-chan haters

[nimble arch]

I dont want a game

[exotic jasper]

okay can we be friends

[strange acorn]

you cant hate something that is bad

[exotic jasper]

wasnt gonna ask for one

[cerulean pond]

@proven wave how many levels of screening in mod procses

[nimble arch]

I usually do not add people on discord but you can feel free to dm me anytime

[obsidian plume]

If you stop posting anime GIF, i might consider it

[exotic jasper]

okay thanks

[grim crag]

Sad, I was gonna gift you GTA VI before GTA VI

[nimble arch]

and oversupporters

[reef canyon]

caro haters are elitists who think its only for beginners/intermediate players

[nimble arch]

ill take a game

[potent mountain]

Ok done

[cerulean pond]

Why can't chess.com tell me if I've been rejected or not

[obtuse spire]

Yo

[cerulean pond]

"only notify you if you pass"

[grim crag]

Lol got em

[obsidian plume]

Wdym rejected?

[reef canyon]

why would you want to replace your cool orange role with a boring blue role

[cerulean pond]

I applied Site Mod

[proven wave]

I don't know maybe because people will feel bad? Or maybe a lot of people apply? I am not sure

[obtuse spire]

How good is a 100 day streak

[obsidian plume]

Oh. Mod applicant

[grim crag]

If you don't support anythin, what even is life?

Viva Caro-channn

[still spoke]

Why is this a blunder if I’m pinning queen and king (he didn’t take anyways)

[proven wave]

You don't want to be a moderator here?

[cerulean pond]

only leaves uncertainty

[cerulean pond]

I can only put in 1 bubble

[nimble arch]

like somone gift me like mio or that other cat parry game

[cerulean pond]

please tell the manager to let us pick multiple

[reef canyon]

black blocks with Ne5

[proven wave]

Nope. If you choose discord mod you would get site mods too

[grim crag]

You're a bit sussy for that ngl

[obsidian plume]

I want to apply site mod too. Maybe punish or timeout those who slander london players with profanities

[cerulean pond]

Mr. Mohit why not tell me earlier

[nimble arch]

oh its called nine sols

[cerulean pond]

Because I'm Cooked now Mohit

[still spoke]

Ohhh well he didn’t and he later resigned

[nimble arch]

dw you actually arent able to :)

[proven wave]

I did not notice😅
For example I applied for discord mod but I have a mod account
Mohit_mod

[cerulean pond]

can I tarnsfer later

[grim crag]

Say you wanted the perks without the duties. 😭

[nimble arch]

somone tell richard to not let this guy have mod

[proven wave]

Maybe you will go through multiple video interviews. You can ask them

[nimble arch]

this guy did somthing like 2 years ago

[cinder swan]

hey pixel whats ur fide rating

[cerulean pond]

It's volunteer

[nimble arch]

:p

[cerulean pond]

who you talking about

[grim crag]

That's why some of em powertrip 😢

[nimble arch]

2068

[cerulean pond]

Pixel I did not do anything

[proven wave]

Can you make some predictions for 2068?

[cinder swan]

ok u r strong
im just 1671

[cerulean pond]

I find this kind of accusation to be very offensive

[grim crag]

Global warmin finna beat us

[nimble arch]

what happened to your other discord account then

[obsidian plume]

If i become mod. I apply credit score method. Those who play london will get more and have more benefits

When timed out, i give them 25% cooldown reduction (from 100min to 75)

Or when banned. I can consider unban if they repent.

[cerulean pond]

nothing

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ruben Junior (rumblerjhumblee)

This is the Chess.com profile of rumblerjhumblee. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ruben Junior (rumblerjhumblee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1309 (peak)
Blitz: 1353 (1377 peak)
Bullet: 1679 (peak)

[nimble arch]

[cerulean pond]

Did nothing

[obsidian plume]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kalash_nikov1

This is the Chess.com profile of kalash_nikov1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1890 (1957 peak)
Blitz: 1719 (1720 peak)
Bullet: 1849 (1910 peak)

[grim crag]

What zealotry is this.

[cinder swan]

should have more blitz elo

[nimble arch]

ah yes which when stacked upon with the blue flower effect grants a 50% SPD bonus which isnt that helpful right now because everyone is running trick rom

[cerulean pond]

See this is why I am not a fan of you

[obsidian berry]

moggs

[grim crag]

You ARE sussy

[cerulean pond]

I did absolutely nothing and he says I can't get Mod

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kalash_nikov1

This is the Chess.com profile of kalash_nikov1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1890 (1957 peak)
Blitz: 1719 (1720 peak)
Bullet: 1849 (1910 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

This is the Chess.com profile of tree. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1544 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1603 (1692 peak)
Bullet: 1404 (1753 peak)

[honest copper]

wsg chat

[nimble arch]

oh im not stopping you from mod

[cerulean pond]

you just said I did bad thing

[grim crag]

Are you chess coach?

[nimble arch]

I did

[cerulean pond]

And that is a lie

[honest copper]

yes

[proven wave]

Okay just drop the topic 😅

Please

[cerulean pond]

I can stand trial

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kalash_nikov1

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1890 (1957 peak)
Blitz: 1719 (1720 peak)
Bullet: 1849 (1910 peak)

[obsidian plume]

30$/hr??

[proven wave]

Hello chess coach

[obsidian plume]

Thats enough to feed me for 1 week if i coach for 3 hrs

[nimble arch]

oh why is two

[cerulean pond]

exchange rate.

two?

[grim crag]

I mean, titled player ngl

[proven wave]

Should I consider becoming a chess coach? I don't have a job anymore so that would be great! But I am not a good player

[edgy drift]

hello chess coach

[cerulean pond]

Pixel I am rather boredened by your accusations

[obsidian plume]

I teach london to my students for like 9$/hr

Indian kids 10-14 years old. Very strong. 2200 rapid online rateds

[grim crag]

You could be gotham 2.0 maybe

[proven wave]

Oh yah funny teacher! But nah.

[grim crag]

You can even give mohitos

[cerulean pond]

MrMohit is there a rule against public lies and accusation?

[obsidian plume]

Or maybe become a chess streamer. Doing commentary

[proven wave]

Feel free to check #〘📝〙rules

[edgy drift]

be a CM

[grim crag]

Just for chess cheatin

[cerulean pond]

Rule #8

[proven wave]

Why would anyone want to watch 1500 rated player chess games 😅

[cerulean pond]

MrMooht how many ady until results come out

[nimble arch]

I was not accusing you of cheating

[cerulean pond]

you are

[nimble arch]

what

[nocturne charm]

promoted pawn to a rook cause my oppo didn't resign

[grim crag]

He wasnt tho I was there

[nimble arch]

I am not

[cerulean pond]

you say I do bad thing = cheating/

[proven wave]

It can take weeks, even months. If you have still did not get any reply that's mean your application did not pass on

[obsidian plume]

1500 can become 2800 level if you use engine in your commentary..

Wait? That would be cheating?

[nimble arch]

not all bad things are cheating

[grim crag]

A bit of a stretch son

[cerulean pond]

months?

[proven wave]

Sometimes

[cerulean pond]

did I rob you. or do anything agsint you.

[nocturne charm]

what did u say this is so fun

[cerulean pond]

I learned a lot of bad things from filling out survey

Some of these terms I didn't eve know wre bad'

[nocturne charm]

yes you robbed me

[grim crag]

Pls share the popcorn

[subtle thicket]

Ya months some people have to go to work

[cerulean pond]

it is 2 page survey

[proven wave]

[grim crag]

Lol

[cerulean pond]

whoever made this survey is very...

[obsidian plume]

What's going on? Why everybody seemed to hate you?

[cerulean pond]

hate me? who hates me?

[nimble arch]

I do not hate him

[nocturne charm]

IM ON A STREAK AGAIN

[grim crag]

You have no enemies, pls remember that

[proven wave]

No one hating anyone haha

[cerulean pond]

I love Benglauru india

[edgy drift]

a good chess mod above

[obsidian plume]

Namaste

[proven wave]

Also Pixel- Sleep!

[nimble arch]

hmm I have some work to do

[hollow fractal]

@cerulean pond YOOO

[proven wave]

Why?

[hollow fractal]

Long time no see buddy

[cerulean pond]

applyig to cc mod is harder than geting in harvard.

[trail bloom]

same

[nimble arch]

markus is a cc mod

[nocturne charm]

w

[proven wave]

Alright

[cerulean pond]

do peopoe like him

[proven wave]

Yes.

[cerulean pond]

ok

it depends becauase the tmc gyy not sm

[hollow fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/fineignoremethen-fine-ignore-me-then-ignoring-me-fine-ignore-me-you-ignore-me-gif-3474082510139241878

[edgy drift]

Same

[cerulean pond]

oI am sorry

I am seeing you Mr Cody

[obsidian plume]

Ok back to work.

Be quiet for a few minutes.
If i see active chat, during work i might join.

I have no self control and chat here for hours and get no work done.

[cerulean pond]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cody-8--k01KRJC90EDK2CMYQEK6NWZEEMG

[fleet geyser]

yo wspw sp

[hollow fractal]

There's a gif for me wow

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-ayase-waving-wave-bye-smiling-gif-5499073035848584122

[fleet geyser]

wsp wsp

[hollow fractal]

Guys I made a new structured thinking system mind anyone play a game or 2 with me to lemme test it?

[fleet geyser]

for sure lets go

drop ur user

[hollow fractal]

Username?

[grim crag]

I made one too, just havent got to memorizing it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Arsh (zexussssss)

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Name: Arsh (zexussssss)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 521 (536 peak)
Blitz: 174 (334 peak)
Bullet: 136 (264 peak)

[proven wave]

Noted.
Everyone statue for 1 min

[trail bloom]

bros graph looks worse than mine

[hollow fractal]

My elo is on a downwards trend

[fleet geyser]

kenzushati

[grim crag]

Step back and count to 10

[fleet geyser]

done? @hollow fractal

this is u right zexus guy?

[light cave]

Chess.com called this a brilliant, how is it even brilliant? I blunder my rook..

[hot elm]

i love the vienna

[edgy drift]

Never accept the vienna

[exotic kernel]

rate the opening

[trail bloom]

W fools' mate

[paper goblet]

e4 e5 Nc3 Nf6 f4 d5 and you have nothing

[trail bloom]

you mean the vienna gambit

[grim crag]

Nxe5

[paper goblet]

From this position, I play Kf3 Ke4 Kd5 Ke6 💀

[fleet geyser]

the rook is the briliant trust

[grim crag]

f3 g4

[fleet geyser]

whats this opening named again i forgot it was used by kasparov i think

[light cave]

Bro. 😭

[exotic kernel]

the barnes opening lol

[fleet geyser]

its not the barnes it was an old something something opening

it starts with the old

[hot elm]

wait why is gotham lying, Be7 exists

[exotic kernel]

fools mate

[nimble arch]

benoni

?

[exotic kernel]

the barnes opening leads to it

[nimble arch]

sicilian?

chess.com calling the scillian with nc6 the old sicillian is mean

[patent patrol]

Get real

[fleet geyser]

idk i forgot maybe it was different

[light cave]

What advantage does that put me at?

[fleet geyser]

but it was an old variation of something

[exotic kernel]

why is this opening lowk good

its like a fortress that has snipers

[buoyant warren]

peak hikaru opening

[buoyant warren]

Be3 still traps, no?

[grim crag]

Idk gang made sense to me, if you can see the brilliant you can see the follow up in game review

[patent patrol]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Fianchetto-Opening-Lasker-Simul-Special-Variation How To Stomp It Out Before It Starts

[grim crag]

This opening more passive than

[nimble arch]

I made the modulo operator in gd

just felt like sharing

[buoyant warren]

Is that like the remainder thing in math

[nimble arch]

yes

[buoyant warren]

yoooo

[nimble arch]

I was inspired by the crossing

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-pure-aura-aura-edit-gif-10130715343685548904

[exotic kernel]

when i was a youngin i used to do this

[coral grotto]

Hickaroo

[nimble arch]

me too man

[exotic kernel]

it was hilariously bad

[nimble arch]

and I wasnt trolling either

[exotic kernel]

i thought the rooks were good

[zealous marsh]

@buoyant warren how getting a new mouse trains a mobile mf

[exotic kernel]

to get out first because they are so powerful

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2163 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2359 (2416 peak)
Bullet: 2457 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)

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Name: Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2163 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2359 (2416 peak)
Bullet: 2457 (peak)

[nimble arch]

it would work if it wasnt for castling ngl

[zealous marsh]

why is it so large

[nimble arch]

you did it twice

[buoyant warren]

insane bullet progress

[exotic kernel]

it would work if bishops didnt stand in the exact spot to snipe the rook

[buoyant warren]

ur gonna beat my bullet

[zealous marsh]

fingers too fast

[zealous marsh]

lowkey 2500s are light work nowadays

[fleet geyser]

ggs @hollow fractal

[zealous marsh]

if I'm on form

[buoyant warren]

true

[hot elm]

I dont rlly see how

[buoyant warren]

btw i sent out like a 10s challenge for like 2 hrs today and everyone i got played one game and left

[light cave]

It just showed taking the bishop with king.

[zealous marsh]

🥀

[grim crag]

Well you just got bugged

[buoyant warren]

Oh i think u js have nc7

[fleet geyser]

i already told u the rook was the briliant

[buoyant warren]

Yeah im like about to quit bc i legit cant cheese back up to 2700

[signal nymph]

yoo

[hot elm]

Modulo??? JJK REFERENCE.??

[fleet geyser]

how do u cheese?

[nimble arch]

what

[buoyant warren]

farm ultrabullet

[grim crag]

With fast hands

[wintry raptor]

is there a skill difference between lichess and chess.com?

[hot elm]

Jjk modulo

[nimble arch]

idk what that is

[grim crag]

make it to the rocks this time thx

[fleet geyser]

well im gonna lose my thinking aint that fast for ultra bullet i might get scholars mated without even knowing it

[wintry raptor]

gotch you

[hot elm]

Jujutsu kaisen is an anime and its rlly good

[grim crag]

Just pool of players ig

[hot elm]

Bro you cant do this to me again

[fleet geyser]

real or fake?

[buoyant warren]

real

[wintry raptor]

i have around 1000 on lichess but on chess.com 500

[lunar crescent]

Worse blunder yet

[exotic kernel]

💀

[fleet geyser]

who edits gothams thumbnails bro

[hollow fractal]

@hot elm lets play

[grim crag]

Hop on chess

[hot elm]

what

[buoyant warren]

nah

Im sleeping soon and i dont have chess app

[hot elm]

Grinded too hard today while locked in

Got to like 870 elo

Tomorrow locked out me is gonna kill me

[hollow fractal]

@fleet geyser What were my mistakes?

Elise

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-gif-4652779116393852575

[grim crag]

Yo @fleet geyser pls don't leave my boi Cody hangin

[grim crag]

Too op

[shadow obsidian]

hello friend

[knotty karma]

HELLO

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-hi-hetalia-aph-mari-mariger-gif-15069094393682378718

[shadow obsidian]

hello sanji from one piece

[hollow fractal]

@grim crag let's play i wanna test my thinking structure

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[grim crag]

Imma shower rn srry TuT

[hollow fractal]

@knotty karma ?

[hollow fractal]

Np

[knotty karma]

HOW DO I GET MY ACCOUNT VERIFIED?

[shadow obsidian]

use /connect

[mental loom]

You should not take out Queen early in the game. Develop your minor pieces, castle your king before move 10, put pawns in the center, connect your rooks & basically follow opening principles.

[low tartan]

anyone chess

[strange turtle]

weeeeeeee

[low tartan]

too early 😄

[nocturne garnet]

me but waht ur elo

[low tartan]

im around 900

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> DeepaK (deeepak4)

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Name: DeepaK (deeepak4)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 867 (875 peak)
Blitz: 924 (932 peak)
Bullet: 1010 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> i-play-chess1030

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 253 (319 peak)
Bullet: 499 (511 peak)

[nocturne garnet]

I kind of sold my rapid

[low tartan]

loll fine ill send u req

[keen charm]

hello chat

[low tartan]

helloo

[light cave]

But I lose a larger amount of pieces.

[low tartan]

anyone wanna play

[knotty karma]

MY ACCOUNT NOT CONNECTING BTW

IT SAYS IT NEEDS TO GET VERIFIED

[whole zinc]

what’s your elo

[low tartan]

send ur username

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)

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Name: Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2163 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2359 (2416 peak)
Bullet: 2472 (peak)

[low tartan]

im around 1k

[zealous marsh]

I'm so back

[patent patrol]

i gotta prove myself and hit 2k blitz finally

[low tartan]

@whole zinc wanna play?

[whole zinc]

oh i’ll play but i can start off with a missing queen and rook or something to make it more fair im 2150

[quiet pine]

I'm playing so crap right now

[low tartan]

damnn tysm buddy

[quiet pine]

I blundered my Queen in a classical match 💀

[whole zinc]

whats your user i’ll add you

[low tartan]

DeeePaK4

[zealous marsh]

bro pick a disability

either choose arsenal, cadillac or seattle sounders, not all three at once 💔

[patent patrol]

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/white/ECv8PbBd.gif?theme=brown&piece=cburnett&players=true&ratings=false&glyphs=true&clocks=true

[low tartan]

@whole zinc your username?

[patent patrol]

gotta play evil computer chess to win

[whole zinc]

i just added you i’ll find an even balance and then send the challenge

[keen charm]

bruh 2k lichess 😭

[low tartan]

alr

[patent patrol]

who

i meant 2k on cc im already 2k on lichess

[keen charm]

oh

[patent patrol]

i dont play cc an extremely often amount but i am palying blitz

i just have to be in a mood where everything calm also wtf is this estimated rating

[hollow fractal]

Imagine thinking for 3 minutes straight just to realise your queen is hanging at the last moment and resign (1300 btw 🥀 ✌️)

[keen charm]

woah engine/..

[patent patrol]

in long time controls i play the most slow play grueling shit ever cuz its what i like best

[zealous marsh]

Carl Magnusen right here

[keen charm]

virst of all why was he losing against a 500

[patent patrol]

in bullet i play gambits cuz i lose on time if i do

[hollow fractal]

That 500 is me ofc he will lose

[shadow obsidian]

hi batter

[patent patrol]

ive never seen that estimated rating thing but 3k also lowk crazy

[patent patrol]

sup

[keen charm]

honestly i would play gambits in classical

[hollow fractal]

Eww

[patent patrol]

id play alekhines in classical idk ab gambits tho

[shadow obsidian]

too many sweats bruh

[keen charm]

shut up you're 500 🥱

[shadow obsidian]

eloist 💔🥀

[hollow fractal]

Let's play i will show you

[zealous marsh]

playing nonsense in bullet to be up 5 seconds evem if you're -2 out of the opening is always preferred

[hollow fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-warm-up-dragon-ball-stretch-gif-12423732

[keen charm]

i dont want to

[shadow obsidian]

alr bro ts negative aura 😭

[hollow fractal]

I mean he's goku

[exotic kernel]

I just trade queens start of game can't be bothered with how op that piece is

[whole zinc]

gg sorry i thought that would be a little more even

[grim crag]

Quiero darte mi alegría mi guitarra y mis poesías, y solo se me ocurre amarteeeee

[hollow fractal]

Nihil you done with your showering

[low tartan]

its fine ggs

[keen charm]

stfu bro 😭

[low tartan]

anyone match

[grim crag]

Como va ser esoooo, si aun cuando sale la luna en mi ventanaaaa

Yes

[keen charm]

you gonna pull boys with that pickup lines atp

[zealous marsh]

bro can't handle the smoke

(also that's a horrible strategy)

[shadow obsidian]

!englund gambit

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[hollow fractal]

@low tartan what you doing in hawk eye and live insaan server?

[hollow fractal]

Let's play then

[grim crag]

Not my fault tho

[nocturne garnet]

Anyone else here Indian and want to play?

[low tartan]

bro wth? i play ff so im hawk eye and i follow insaan in yt so i joined his server

[steel halo]

Queen blunder move 3 is 190 elo activities

[shadow obsidian]

u only wanna play with indians?

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[whole zinc]

i got a new one it should be more even

[hollow fractal]

Ewwww ewwwwww ff

[grim crag]

Okie

[low tartan]

hey bud wanna play?

[nocturne garnet]

huh?

[hollow fractal]

Username?

[low tartan]

uhm

[shadow obsidian]

bro forgot to show him hanging his queen

[steel halo]

U can see

[grim crag]

Nihl98

[hollow fractal]

What are you a cringy 9yr old?

[steel halo]

where the quene moved

[hollow fractal]

Comin right up

[shadow obsidian]

it gone :(

[low tartan]

i played not playing

[nocturne garnet]

I can tell master is indian

[nocturne garnet]

@low tartan r u indian

[shadow obsidian]

ty

[low tartan]

i am

[nocturne garnet]

trust I can tell

See I knew it

[whole zinc]

@low tartan i sent a more even one do you still wanna play? i only have 1 bishop and 1 knight

[shadow obsidian]

i’ll send a 3 min challenge whoever clicks it first gets to play me

[keen charm]

🥺

[low tartan]

oh sure

[sonic flame]

Tuff

[exotic kernel]

i think my enemy drew on purpose because the endgame was taking too long and i feel bad

[shadow obsidian]

https://link.chess.com/play/l7ZCiR

[nocturne garnet]

RIP Kirkie poo🕊️ 🪦

[buoyant warren]

he hid for 30 years ahh

[steel halo]

tsk tsk tsk

this is what happens when u blunder queen move 3 bro

[patent patrol]

Yea typically

[buoyant warren]

how do u blunder queen move 3

[keen charm]

chat should I study for apcs

[split ore]

ideally yes

[keen charm]

its on friday

[buoyant warren]

e4 e5 qh5 nf6 bc4?

[split ore]

comp sci is free

[split ore]

is it comp sci a or

[keen charm]

a

[whole zinc]

nice ladder

[keen charm]

but in our school the teachers so ass 😭 he makes us do 2 hrs of homework

[low tartan]

@whole zinc not happy with the win but yea ggs tho

[patent patrol]

If "rook" comes from the Persian word "rukh" meaning chariot, why does the piece look like a tower?

[keen charm]

maybe that prepares ourselves into ap tests but hes destroying my gpa

[buoyant warren]

teachers that do that always be so annoying

[keen charm]

quote from chess.com right

[steel halo]

Only 2 hours Lol

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

I wish I got 2 hours bro

[patent patrol]

They be doing the opposite to me

[sonic flame]

Lag trust

[steel halo]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[shadow obsidian]

gg whoever that was

[sonic flame]

Not me definetly

[whole zinc]

gg for sure, the fork i did kinda surprised me bro i tried so hard to win lmao

[keen charm]

did you get a 5 without studying too much ?🥺

[split ore]

i thought u meant comp sci principles lol

[shadow obsidian]

never play this ever again ever in ur life

[keen charm]

oh..

[patent patrol]

black wining you just cant tell yet

[sonic flame]

Ik, I was just messing around ik that's the dumbest move i could have played

[shadow obsidian]

i dont see the vision

[keen charm]

principle its only like syntax

[sonic flame]

Part of my plan

[shadow obsidian]

syntax error?? i hardly know her!

[keen charm]

?

[shadow obsidian]

i hardly know her!

[fleet geyser]

shamalama dingdong

[nocturne garnet]

anyone under 300 tryna 1v1

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ex-girlfriend-grunkle-stan-gravity-falls-gif-19880411

[hot elm]

bro is not alvin and the chipmunks

[hot elm]

better?? i hardly even know 'er

[keen charm]

who is she?

[shadow obsidian]

know her? i hardly even know her!

[grim crag]

@hollow fractal you tried m8 what is the system again?

[patent patrol]

But her aim is getting better

[sonic flame]

Guys how does the knight move

[hot elm]

her? i no know her!!

[shadow obsidian]

but her aim is getting better

[undone ravine]

diagonal

[hot elm]

but her aim is getting better

[sonic flame]

Thx

[patent patrol]

One step forward and two steps back

[shadow obsidian]

technically not wrong

[hot elm]

bros wife is a bishop from Chess

[undone ravine]

yup

[sonic flame]

My horse can't move it's paralysed

[grim crag]

Time to eep

[hot elm]

hang on im gonna calculate the angle of a knight move

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sleep-cute-cave-tired-gif-7174413558981002055

[patent patrol]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knights'_Tango speaking of i keep meaning to learn this and dont do it

[shadow obsidian]

sin(pi/3)

[keen charm]

anyone watch hockey ?

[fleet geyser]

sleeping is for the weak bro

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/open-eyes-tom-sleepy-gif-14594139

[lusty arrow]

its 6am here lol

[sonic flame]

Wtf 💀

[shadow obsidian]

looks hard to learn

[grim crag]

Eepin keeps me pretty so, byeee

[shadow obsidian]

bro is not a curly head light skin with braces and dimples 😭🙏🥀

[fleet geyser]

i tried this when i was a kid i didnt know it was an opening

[fleet geyser]

it doesnt trust me

it gives u eye bags and messy hair

[shadow obsidian]

4c hair type?

[fleet geyser]

noo thats too curly

[shadow obsidian]

thats my hair

[fleet geyser]

lol good for u then

[shadow obsidian]

its torture i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

[fleet geyser]

cant even be brushed even if its wet

crazy

[shadow obsidian]

me enjoying my hair after spending an hour and a half brushing and combing
the ever so humble gust of wind:

[patent patrol]

i mean

[fleet geyser]

id hate to have 4c hair for sure but it looks good tho

[shadow obsidian]

i’d personally be scared of the 4 pawns in my face

[patent patrol]

this is bread and butter for me as black

[fleet geyser]

alr time to play some kerbal space program

[shadow obsidian]

elite ball

[patent patrol]

shit not scary we play forced loss lines against ts

https://www.chess.com/openings/Alekhines-Defense-Four-Pawns-Cambridge-Gambit

[shadow obsidian]

i’ll look into learning it

goodnight everyone it’s bed time

[hot elm]

its 33.69 degrees

[fleet geyser]

i know ball gang

[exotic kernel]

💀

[hot elm]

33.69 degrees

[shadow obsidian]

radians bro

[exotic kernel]

im cooked

[nocturne charm]

i dont know what type of luck i have

[hot elm]

screw radians they dont exist

[hot elm]

i had enough of them

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/unit-circle-butterfly-math-mathematics-can't-stop-thinking-gif-3156853134918236393

[hot elm]

i used the GOOD OLD FASHIONED REAL PYTHAGORAS THEOREM AND INVERSE COSINE

[keen charm]

we inverse operate it

[hot elm]

thats REAL mathematics

[keen charm]

jewish people made math extraordinary

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-gif-5676038700371371386

[keen charm]

bro how old are you

[nocturne charm]

the jews dominate chess and controls the weather

[keen charm]

oh yea ofc

[nocturne charm]

its so hot in here i blame the jews

[exotic kernel]

how did we get here

[keen charm]

dont

[nocturne charm]

must've been the jews

[keen charm]

they're cute xd

[nocturne charm]

im changing my chesscom flag to israel

[keen charm]

okay

nice ig

[nocturne charm]

is this cool

[cobalt oxide]

gotham chess is jewish ya know

[keen charm]

noice

[nocturne charm]

exactly proves my point

[keen charm]

love jewish people

bro am i like the only one who finds jewish girls attractive af

[nocturne charm]

no bro me too

i find every girls attractive

not just israeli

[still spoke]

I’m actually the goat at chess

3 games in a row with a brilliant

[patent patrol]

who do yall prefer out of this

[cobalt oxide]

i mean probably not but I like color in my women

[nocturne charm]

always remember guys
if someone became the goat at chess, he can always be chopped and cooked
even the greatest can be defeated

[patent patrol]

top players are actually surprisingly good looking for the stereotype

[keen charm]

okay

[nocturne charm]

literally all top players are so handsome

[keen charm]

who?

[patent patrol]

i just mean on average

[keen charm]

wei yi kinda chopped 😭

[last badger]

Except Kramnik

[keen charm]

no offense but

[nocturne charm]

young kramnik was handsome

[cobalt oxide]

Gukesh got a nice beard at 19 lol

[terse matrix]

Today's Chunky pawn chain

[keen charm]

pragg is chopped asw

no offense 😭

[patent patrol]

lol they thought he was a debonair when he was young

dudes 6'5 playing kasparov w long asf hair in the 70s 80s

now he looks like a math teacher

[nocturne charm]

the mosquito bite is crazy dude

[keen charm]

oh no !

[worldly jasper]

Chess talk

[cobalt oxide]

i dont think it can

[worldly jasper]

That's rude

[nocturne charm]

THIS FLAG IS FIRE DUDE

[worldly jasper]

What makes you think you can be mean to me? You know I play E4 all day.

[cobalt oxide]

its not rude its blunt 😌

[patent patrol]

why it look like that

[tall oasis]

🇵🇸

[nocturne charm]

because i am zettoni

[cobalt oxide]

so do I
well... along with d4 of course
i like diversity

[patent patrol]

i been proudly representing zimbabwe forever

as an american from arkansas

[exotic jasper]

E4 sucks dude

what does that accomplish usually

[patent patrol]

the ruy lopez

[worldly jasper]

E4 is the most optimal move of all time, everything else is weak

[exotic jasper]

d4 is better

ever heard of the colle zukertort?

so good

[cobalt oxide]

wow both of you guys are wrong

its sad and adorable

its sadorable

[patent patrol]

liderally

[exotic jasper]

shut up noob as if u know better

d4 supremacy

[patent patrol]

bro talking about some colle zuckertort

[cobalt oxide]

oh but i do big man

[exotic jasper]

really whats ur fide rating

[flint heath]

🥶

[cobalt oxide]

😆 i have none

[exotic jasper]

thats what i thought big man

[flint heath]

(btw Qc1 would hang a knight)

[patent patrol]

stfu noobs and learn optimal theory

[exotic jasper]

colle zukertort better

[cobalt oxide]

because that amplifies anything

[exotic jasper]

shut up noob you probably play the kings gambit or something

[cobalt oxide]

nope try again

[balmy python]

kings gambit is good tho

[exotic jasper]

bongcloud

[exotic jasper]

it sucks because i forgot how to play it

[cobalt oxide]

my most played openings currently are the italian and the stonewall

[exotic jasper]

he probably plays the noob ruy lopez

[exotic jasper]

the italian sucks

[cobalt oxide]

too much theory

[exotic jasper]

never heard of it

dont make up stuff noob

[shell lynx]

Why is the colle player criticizing other openings

Literally london’s brother

[balmy python]

all openings are trash just play 960

[exotic jasper]

because the colle is better than everything ever

you guys probably play d5 againts d4 u cannot be talking

[patent patrol]

He’s right the Italian sucks

[cobalt oxide]

this guy chess's

[exotic jasper]

yeah see see see

[exotic jasper]

you see thats how we know who not and to respect

[cobalt oxide]

said no sane person ever

[exotic jasper]

ur just noob

[cobalt oxide]

😇

[patent patrol]

I genuinely avoid the Italian on both sides

[shell lynx]

Italian does suck

[exotic jasper]

ur like what 2200 online

rookie numbers

[cobalt oxide]

me am 200

[exotic jasper]

im 700

im better than you noob

[cobalt oxide]

damn big bro
maybe coach me some time

[exotic jasper]

i dont coach noob e4 players

[balmy python]

i lose more as white than black

[exotic jasper]

i mean its okay

[balmy python]

💀

[cobalt oxide]

hey i play d4 too 😔

[exotic jasper]

atleast your not one of those people who fricking play nf3 first

[patent patrol]

Gotta find something strong as white then

[exotic jasper]

maybe because u fricking mirror ur opponent noob

NEVER mirror ur opp, always play e5 and then ke7

[balmy python]

i am 50% with e4 but with d4 and c4 i lose more games

[cobalt oxide]

im not that indecisive

[exotic jasper]

ur js noob bro maybe you should play the london it soloes everything

[undone ravine]

who has the highest elo in this server

[balmy python]

i do occasionally

[exotic jasper]

me

[patent patrol]

This is my white and black

[patent patrol]

Prolly bortnyk

[balmy python]

I play anything idgaf i just get bored and try openings ive never played

[exotic jasper]

noone asked for that btw, e4rer

[undone ravine]

@bortnyk

@fallow coyote

[exotic jasper]

you should try e4 e5 ke2

[undone ravine]

WOAH

[exotic jasper]

actually my opponent once played f3 kf2 against me before

[balmy python]

i probably have before

[patent patrol]

I play like 3 diff colle setups including the one you mentioned a lot

[exotic jasper]

ur a noob

the one that goes d4 nf3 e3 bd3 nd2 is superior

[balmy python]

been winning some french games recently tbh its embarrassing to even play this shit but it keeps working

[coral grotto]

Just got my best win (2300). Btw holy flag 💀

[patent patrol]

I play it

[exotic jasper]

no u dont stop lying noob

[patent patrol]

Ye d4 nf3 cuz I can play catalan or colle at the same time

Ctrl f from:batt3r d4 nf3 sorry it’s a very common line

[exotic jasper]

the catalan sucks

[undone ravine]

jrjiejrfr

[exotic jasper]

my winrate using it is 46%

[coral grotto]

Skill issues

[patent patrol]

Catalan better than Colle idk what to tell u

[exotic jasper]

positional freak activities bro

[shell lynx]

Trash vs garbage

[coral grotto]

GMs play it and win

[exotic jasper]

oh wow i didnt know i was on par with gms bro

[patent patrol]

Ngl I like stonewall over zuckertort colle

[flint heath]

the only good opening is the french defense

[coral grotto]

[patent patrol]

I genuinely have a very wide book as white tho

[exotic jasper]

white is so ez bro genuinely just play e4 or something

[patent patrol]

I have lines where I transpose to it and I do good in those lines

[coral grotto]

Ye e4 is brilliant

[exotic jasper]

who was talking to u d4er

[coral grotto]

1,e4

[light zodiac]

I have a sheet of paper

[coral grotto]

I aint. My last game was literally e cuatro

[light zodiac]

I call it my cheat sheat

[patent patrol]

French defense respect button

[exotic jasper]

never heard of it stop lying noob

someone genuinely coach me

i need to reach 2000 elo in 1 month

[proven wave]

What is your rating?

[exotic jasper]

not applicable

[coral grotto]

Lol I bet I'm double ur rating 😐

[flint heath]

yyyyyyyyyy

[proven wave]

No you can't get there. Take it slow 🙂

[exotic jasper]

wrong

ur actually triple my rating

[light zodiac]

As a 500 elo for 9 years, (I got out of 400 elo. It was sooo hard) I can teach you

[exotic jasper]

my elo is higher than urs noob

[shell lynx]

No reason to allow this. after d5 e5 its best to just go d4

[light zodiac]

No shit. It's called a joke 😂

[shell lynx]

[patent patrol]

This is a diff line tho

Cuz after 1.e4 nf6 it’s best to go e5 but some ppl are cowards