#💬〡chess-talk
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darn
you can close discord if you don't wanna see
Because bread tastes better than key
gain
we can play hangman !
do i get to be the man
yes
guys whats the wordle answer for today
nope
Stick
trad goth
something stupid i saw some twitter user complaining about it
the hanks

Vienna
super pro
Sarcificeking4win
yes
Gang ain’t trynna develop
the word g**n does not contain a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z
me on the 6th move
so whats the answer ? @marsh anvil
o/
gaan?
😇
We're non-exclusive
are u blind come on
Ig he can save the position by playing d4 and Be3 if u played Bc5
I have a French woman in my house that’s just like Nihil
infertile?
g00n
Gay
why did you put numbers? wrong
as it turns out he did no such thing and lost the queen
And straight and queer
sad!
cuz there're no letter
all except a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z
can i become gm before levy
Idek she got like 3 boyfriends 4 girlfriends and she’s also allowed to have others outside the relationship
Nice for u
Ts paid
i gave u a hint
so a future jack the ripper victim?
This is gonna be fun
One more pls
Ripping her insides maybe 🥀
Рейтинговая 💀
I have no idea
tha
И че
It was waver😡
rounded shape
:okulary przeciwsloneczne:
Charlotte seems like a baddie ask for her insta
bro
Record against Martin-BOT
0/0/2147483647
She’s not Jewish you can relax
Yesterday it was dowdy n it sucked so much
okay
Ts for hour?
500% a dude behind that username
Wrong
lmk if u find a cute jewish girl
Charlotte gave up
If it’s a dude we send him to Nihil
anyone got a website I can watch the boys on
*******.com
me
123movies.to im jk
Hop on Goku
you want to watch boys? weird
gahh
i am a disappointment i hate everything
i sacrificed the rook and then stalemated him 😭
yeah i like to watch girls instead. Preferably girls kissing. Each other
are you really
nope
master can we please start our game reviews instead of being a cute jewish girl
I’d wait till the season is fully released on the 20th
freaky
shes not hot
wait whoevers looking for a jewish girl might be onto something
What was his elo
in a minute student✌️
She just Swedish bru 😭😭
send the game in dm
Only after 1 napalm
Bro how old are you
okayy
not vietnamese either
Prob around your age
why you wanna know
just curious bro
I deduct 1 year from that
Not problem tho
turning 16 
HAHAHAHAHA
king
expired
unc
too yung for me lil guy
I'm turning 17 btw
you're not my type
You ain't seen me
rare - medium - well done - amazing - fantastical
you're irish
creepy...
Now I actually respect you
My country is crazy you haven't see what I look like
noone wants to
are you matching profile pictures with someone btw
maaaaybe
creepy 😧
calling yourself a baddie? 
i know cuz ive sene the full image on twitter
❤️
bro just said I ain't his type but he dk what j look like either way
whos the lucky.... jew?
I'm not a baddie either bro
That doesn’t matter when you get older ngl
dont u guys have the leprechaun after the rainbow
you have dyslexia
english please
I'm so ass at chess
Its okay we like that
womp womp
Yes
bless your heart
Ikik
G class Chess class Bon voyage
It's 3am I don't even know English anymore
how old are you bro
Lessgoo finally someone of my category
13?
"have you done your homework yet? Oh wait, you're dyslexic. Done you yet your homework have?"
dont ask a girl her age 😡
expired
you're not my type anyways
His type is Jews 💔
Since she said girl she is underaged that’s all you need to know
ok guys my message was not worth four sob reacts
just because you support jewish doesnt mean you are
Nes
nes
We fw it tho
thanks king
no not TRUE
definitely expired then
You would have said woman
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1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Nf6 5. Nh3 Bc5 6. Ng5 Qe7 7. Bxf7+ Kf8 8. Bb3 Nd4 9. Qe3 a5 10. a4 Ra6 11. Nc3 Rb6 12. Nb5 c6 13. Na7 Rxb3 14. cxb3 Nc2+ 15. Ke2 Nxe3 16. Nxc8 Qd8 17. d4 Bxd4 18. Bxe3 Bxe3 19. fxe3 Qxc8 20. Rhf1 Kg7 21. b4 axb4 22. b3 Qa8 23. g4 Qa6+ 24. Ke1 Nxg4 25. h3 Nh2 26. Kf2 Nxf1 27. Rxf1 c5 28. Kg2 Qd3 29. Nf7 Rf8 30. Nxe5 Qxb3 31. Nxd7 Rxf1 32. Kxf1 Qd3+ 33. Kf2 Qxd7 34. e5 Qxa4 35. Kf3 Qd1+ 36. Kf4 b3 37. h4 b2 38. h5 gxh5 39. e6 Kf8 40. Kf5 b1=Q+ 41. e4 Qf1+ 42. Ke5 Qb2+ 43. Kd6 Qd1+ 44. Kc7 Qg7+ 45. Kc8 Ke7 46. e5 Kxe6 47. Kb8 Kxe5 48. Kc8 c4 49. Kb8 c3 50. Ka7 c2 51. Kb6 c1=Q 52. Kb5 h4 53. Kb4 h3 54. Kb5 h2 55. Kb6 h1=Q 56. Ka7 h5 57. Kb8 h4 58. Ka7 Qdc2 59. Kb8 Qa1
ok L
steven hates women evidently bro
sigma
Why would you think that
nah looks like he hates only you
ofc he hates me I got him timed out before
he looks like a female hater
I don’t even hate Sarah ngl
you low-key hate everyone my guy
Everyone kept seeing me as the bad guy 💀
i dont think he hates me
I ain’t your villain lads
Is he cooked? He looks cooked
that's the weakest thing someone can do and then play victim card
what are you then?!
hes bad
I am Steven 🤔 (100 elo )
🤬
Will u play with me? I want to raise my rating 😁
why he look like that 😱
I dont want mine to be lower than it already is
tomodatchi life
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gay
rating doesnt go below 100 its ok
It's my sister island bro
ew
Or game wtv it is
dont call my second fav game gay
She was done nagging about her life problems and I was just the only person to not be comforting 😭
means the first one is even worse
is the best way to learn just spam play and get beat to death by every person
she drew this by hand on a Nintendo switch
chess?
Cuz he fabuluos
tomodachi* (友達)
67?
It’s never Lupus
Mine is 650
U can’t be lower
jobs
tell her that this place ain't a venting site
it looks like a NPC from gta
I did and I got mods spam tagged on me until I got the lockout 🥀
dr chase kissed a 16 year old
can you checkmate with a knight and bishop
an npc from g**n the arson?!
yea?
chat ik this someone was asking me stuff and I spiraled, he said I should die if I wanted to
she was crying maybe
can you beat someone above 1200?
no you need at least 2147483647 queens to checkmate
"you forgot to attach the gigachad image"
"if you wanted to"
No yall misunderstood my argument there , I just said it’s not their job to convince you out of your situation
I didn't say once I wanted to
And yall were saying I told her to end it 😭😭😭
yes i beat kids
everyone can
Someone said afterward you thought I was pregnant 💔
not in chess clearly
everybody chill chill
impossible
what makes you say that?
new guy in the chat
🤔
Lmaoooo I told you yall just wanna portray me as if I am a villain 😭
😇 no reason

can you checkmate with a knight and bishop
People left the server because of you bro
No clue bro , I was deadass trying to help , cause I been through it and comfort ain’t the way
i am taking this entirely out of context 
can italian game still work above 1000 elo
Who left the server because of me ? 🤣
Guys can italian game still work above 1000 elo
i was not crying
ehos k
whos crying
no because no italians are above 100 elo
-# this is not racially motivated
are you a woman
Fixed it
can you fix your life
no
bro what
Bro stfu
fight fight fight
what's the best chess opener for beginner turd burglers with severe sutism
never seen a guy post yaoi before
fight
Italian
severe autism?
who is this guy bro
hi
Odd thought here : this server is for all ages meaning even kids at 7 years old , why is this just allowed
who is he??
also
london 
can you checkmate with a knight and bishop
yes
is a kiss pg? what world do you live in
is Italian the one where u bring out centre pawns then horses and bishops idk how to explain pretty new
the horses
please don't horse my queen
how will you corner the king
the knight's sorry
e4, Nf3, Bb5 is main Italian moves for white
I won’t get into this imma get banned again

again?🤔
didnt see your parents kiss as a child clearly
why so much chaos
I feel sorry for you
My parents didn’t look like 2 boys but we move on
good night everyone!!
i feel sorry for everyone
boys?

is ts ai
this is ai for sure
No, they really played each other
no it happened I was there
they kissed?
No its real
It's canon
I feel like Hikaru the type of dude to not play 8ball often
too low views
take away squares little by little
Its levys 2nd channel
for gothamchess
oh
its that simple
Two days ago that's why

this chat is evil
I sit at the chess board and play with myself
good practice
well we all play a game of white pieces vs black pieces
White is arguably so much better and is privileged
Had we not discovered Africa chess would be really different
white moves first 😇
you just don't like black
The student has become the master
just because im black?
i feel like its harder for the black pieces to win
why? that's so racist
this is my possessed black

black always suffer
i like the look of this chessboard
It’s okay though cause they get increased stamina and a higher vertical jump
i agree it is tuff

dont remember that chess update
rip queen
nobody tell him hes too innocent 
It’s featured in the NBA you can check it out


thats cool
how did it get in
that's what she said
@sinful quiver these people hang the queen sac the king 😭😭
oh...
wat
Shaq
why im getting pinged D:
AHH IM GETTING FORKED
@sinful quiver wanna play?
sure
let's play
poor you
User
hes forking me so hard 
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Bullet: 237 (362 peak)
are you jewish
Hotshot
no
Wow holy never resign moment
alr
My situationship forked me and the block button and I ended up being down the exchange
son im crying
pack it up bro
Let's play and find out
I made spaghetti with mushrooms n cream
@sinful quiver how old are you just wondering
this blunder?
Nomnom time
actually no bishop can block queen nvm
he decided to move his king and got mated
wait nvm again if he blocks with bishop it's also mate nvm 💔
they need to ban early queen moves istg
FRRRRRRR
They sooo annoying
Anyway 1v1 anyone?
Im low elo so the second I misposition she just takes every single piece in my backline
Can i beat 1700 fide rated players in classical game?? Im 1900 rated in chess.com rapid
just avoid dumb stuff like scholar's mate and you get so many free developing moves on an offsides queen
make their queen run laps fr 😭
you'd have a good shot but online/otb are very different
Highly recommend the sicilian defense
Otb is really different from online?
yes, it's basically 2d vs 3d pieces
U need to try putting salami in there it makes it really tasty
How long have u playing chess for
You have a tiny chance
So they don't snipe it
High chance you get rocked
Oh hell nahh

yes, and there's no indication that you violated rules that aren't available online (like the game will inform you of being checked online)
bro fell for the oldest trick in the book
The 1700 fide players i play against are 2300 online 
about 16 years

You've been playing longer than i was alive holy smokes
no joke I had a guy that made illegal moves (cuz his king was checked) 3 times against me and he was forced to forfeit the match
I wish my matches were this easy
He's 1900 chess.com AND made that violation 
ngl i just ff in 0.00001s the second i lose a piece early
Ooh man the loss after a winstreak
Don't the arbiters repeat the rules at the start of the tournament
its always the stupid knight fork
How long did it take u to reach 2000 in chess.com
Is it a sign to stop playing for the day
They do. I even pointed out that his king was in check and then he violated the rules anyways 
dang bro do all 700 elos play at 92% acc? tf
that's lowk embarrassing
1.5 to 2 years, but I had a 6 month hiatus in between
No just that one
Maybe you ahh 😔
u have never seen the 400 elos
happens though i used to sit on my hand the first time i played a tournament because i kept using 2 hands
They just been taking lessons from me
true i blundered at the end but oh well
sybau
i played with 86% so ill take it
Is that mimi
I am serious
yeah
Hi
Did your pfp change
hi serious
yea u got kinda bored of the last one
at least it wasn't as disastrous as the story I'm about to say in the EXACT SAME TOURNAMENT
Hi 😁
How much elo diff from your normal playing with focused playing
Im playing for like 2 years and im at 1900😔 😔
I dont like how i started chess at 12 but im still considered late
Cause I got bored of the last one ? It’s not that deep lads 😭😭
its fine I started recently and Im 20
I started at 16
I always meet people at parks or clubs that started at 40+
Mid life crisis
💀
I coulda been a hella tuff prodigy if i wasnt learning my alphabet at 2 bro
Prolly wanted to fianchetto and attack at the same time
I am scared to play over the board in case I lose to a kid
Is beating kids considered a win
definitely
Like something to flex "yeah I won against a kid"
Yes
Losing to kid isn't embarrassing idk why people would get embarrassed losing to a kid
Cuz its a kid
Cause I used to teach kids how to play
i think losing to an older person is less embarrassing than losing to a kid
Being kid doesn't mean hes weaker and being old doesn't mean hes stronger
I forgot but Levy did say smt like this
yeah but they're kids
Hence why its embarrassing
Worst part in otb is when opps make weird faces after every move i play

They aint weaker they much stronger and win a position in under 20 moves
even worse when their coach tells them to stare at you
A kid in general is mentally inferior , they can only perform better in chess due to the capacity of the young mind to absorb more intel
im GENUINELY magnus carlsen
Anyone wanna play
OH HELL NAAAAH WHY WOULD ANYONE STARE AT SOMEONE BRUH

The stank face
67
Bonkers find right here
supposed to make them uncomfortable or something
Ask russians
I stare at my opponents too
Right back to 30 elo
when i go to school meets there's always atleast one team staring down their opponents

When yo country of residence don't got otb tournaments 😔
idk how he didnt see this as a 700

Only when I play with women tho
I meannn
you dont see a lot as a 700
700 is considered below average nowadays
They try hard
They couldve missed that at any elo if they were.high enough
Yo what do i do if i wanna promote my pawn and get a second queen in otb is there a second queen piece????
Pause the clock and ask for another queen
I usually flip a rook
If i had a missing one
Aight
You can pause the clock and ask the arbiter for a queen. Or usually there should be a queen placed near your clock
But i think some tournaments have different rules idk
At what point does chess get boring
2000
The rate of improvement really slows down there
100
You're kinda stretchin for a joke there lol
Vouch
I was the high one tho
🥀 mane that’s what I get for being nice
Whenever u lose your sense of wonder
Nice steven? Pinch meeeee
they dont have any other moves tho
When was I ever mean you schmuck
Wasn't in check btw
Peperidge farm remembers
I’m eating them alive but yea they do
Who now 🥀
The other one led to mate
No it don’t

I guess im the high one
most nothing burger game ever (10|0)
why is everyone rated 1000+ 😭
im the only 400 here
U can take on d4 or develop any piece and u get away on dark squares but like im kinda just hunting there
Well I just kept winning
So it's fake, we all 20 elo players but bought premium elo
how to get high accuracy without cheating lol

Damn thats crazy though
1800 elo peak gameplay
true but im like 678 and i saw that
Do you know en passant?
I just think it’s easy to fall for things ye
If ur spotting it it’s good
Chess is hard sometimes you get your butt taken
yeah prob
2 elo prodigy 3 moves me
its 8 am here and this is how I played my last rapid game and still won
idk what was I even thinking
yea
the thing where u can take the pawn when it moves two squares to ur pawn
Do you know pinnin?
gn chat
Do you know discover check?
why r u asking me this 😭
Gn
i alrdy know these
Idk maybe I can teach someth new, just tryna help gang uwu
Do you know 50.lines of ruy lopez
i know those tactics but i dont usually use them ingame
who the hell is ruy lopez
There's the problem, you need to use them
A very handsome dude
One of the first chess champions
cool
I am afraid of losing my queen
cooler
Well, be better, give her gifts and treat her well
its like being afraid to lose ur gf
dont be, it doesnt benefit that much in some scenarios
played this move and told my opponent he was ass im so cooked bro
Omg so embarrassing
I have missed so many chances of a checkmate because I don't want her to be a killlller
yeah
ur lost anyways
if the bishop isnt hanging its mate fym
From the start
it is.
It's nothing compared to what i have done
Damn im only at 2146
I thought i was so clever bro
it is clever.
dw bro ur not those 500+ elos its normal to lose
3k 💀
you're already lost. so you tryn a bluff him into resigning
What is elos
are we fr
is li an accurate 2000 elo bot
i could never defeat li for some reason i always get a draw or i lose
I think engine says i was winning a few moves if i didnt go for that attack, not by much tho
Yeah
elo is ur rating
like if ur 500 elo ur kinda decent at chess but if ur lower than 400 ur kinda bad at chess
I'm 1100 and im bad at chess
Hows that position saveable
its not in its current form
200
nah keep going u better than me too
dawg
here its slightly better for me
Hii
Thanks 🤍
I am new bro
Anyone wanna play?
He too
I'm 1100 and im bad at chess
Who he
Nah u just fine twin
thats js ur fault gng
YEAH?
Oh looks very tricky i wouldve lost that
1100>3000 because he has a family and a personal life
1100 rlly just means i blunder slightly less than a 600 i still have like zero planning skills 😭 (but I do still blunder sometimes)
steven my ride or die
Big cope
Blunder ≠ low elo
But youre right skill issue
Idk it kinda does
Is there any award for a blunderer
Yes, blunder master
Really complicated position indeed
yes, u play against blunder grandmasters
Grandblunder
what's up steven
Where can I see my name in it
Wsg Buddy
He was down an exchange and his white bishop had no scope toward the king, it was tuff
He playing against u ? 💀
Well I sacked a rook for NO reason earlier
Ok tbf my thinking was ok if i take he takes with the pawn and my bishop gets in and its bad for him but gng can just take w the bishop 🥀
No, I'm just pointing out why he was losing.
It’s slightly better for him I am pretty sure
and he sacced THE ROOK
no reason whatsoever
I can’t get past 500 elo 😭
There is no attack here 😭😭
1 dimensional chess 🥀
js think when u move
Woman moment
Genius
How
You boutta get clapped son
use your brain
I'm playing random
Start learning to attack in coordination and it’s gonna work out
First i need guide how to get it
Chess is not hard.
tbf I consolidated well enough
Read one book of dostoyevsky
Guy 3000 rated 🥀
Just be like Dooku
Already doing it
if you need chess tips I'm avaliable.
College gambit, literary variation
I got a question fr
I have a Jacob Aargard book ive been meaning to do the puzzles in
How do i not get destroyed by smitt mora or whatever its called
highkey i wanna hard counter scholars mate
Agree
How come low 2000 rated players are ass at 3 check variant like theres no reason i should be beating them at it but I am
sussy boi
Just harass the queen, she can't do shi
What ur title
Scholars mate is a viable opening if you know what u r doing
honestly if they prevent Ne5 in scholars mate its like a pretty even position
Cadet.
Wayward queen attack better
ive seen a lot of ppl play scholars mate as just like
a normal opening
probably the longest line of theory I know
same shit?
I know 0 theory so you are good
dawg ion wanna get arrested 😭
3 check is good for white.
I mean, lit use pieces, develop while attacking same time.
1.e4 1-0
cuz they hope that theyll get free elo
they just move their queen back from where it was from
Nc3
for me at least
g4 1488-0
but white has way more advantage than he has in normal chess
Bad for bullet
hell naw
what are you on
yea cuz it prepares ur bishop n queen for attacking
Nimzowich or bird
we on 3 check bro?
I'm talking about ordinary ones
e4 doesnt have any idea
aight who wants to 1 v 1 3-check


A billion variations in e4
He can't beat my Caro-chan >W<
misspelled
hell nah
whole point of the game is getting the knight out
and just sacking them for check
gettin the d pawns out
w ragebait
oh 😭
Join the challenge or watch the game here.
already won in 2 moves as black.
I kick buttss in 3 check
Hello, good morning
What is 3 check?
whoever playing must be ass
A variation of chess where if you check the enemy king 3 times you automatically win
they play chess with their ass now?? 😭
Woah, sounds fun
Well done buddy
It's in chesscom variations
Gonna watch some walking dead and head to bed , see yall chat
I can put that to the test
Imma try that now, I'll be back
Modern defense, pirc, nimzowich is the best openings for bullet
Keep us posted
Yeh
You can put me in a coffin ngl
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1. Nf3 d6 2. g4 e5 3. Bh3 e4 4. O-O exf3 5. exf3 Nc6 6. Re1+ Kd7 7. g5+ f5 8. [Bxf5#]
Who moves the king instead of blocking with pieces 😭
Played with his food then forgot how to eat
But kudos for finding Bf5#
aint no way ur still yapping here
man i had a winning position against an IM in 3 check but blundered at the last second 😭
Careful guys yappin police is here
its 4.30 am already go sleep boy
stonewall?
its 3 check so really the only principle is locking up your king and finding checking ideas
im everything but law enforcement
seems like white played a larsen tho
so it looks stonewallish
Blud thinks we are all on the same timezone 😭
oh.
the earth is a donut shape too
I think he Just didn't have any option Even if he had blocked it wouldn't have mattered
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this is hurting me
here i pushed my e pawn
which just give him the win
but the computer wanted me to threaten the knight
I bet you can't beat me though 🥱
i mean the king is so damn wide like....
Yo any one dawn to play??(750)
im 300elo is that fine?
how to get image perms
but in this case im threatening to sack all my pieces to win because all i have to do is check him 3 times...
mean while my pawns are protecting my king well
300 elo kid u will regret this gif when i adopt u
thats stockfish not you
sadly im worst im like 1622 bro
Yeah but its why i moved my king here...
i wish to be happy again and not do therapy
Reach 2k elo
Win +1
loss-200
No thanks
i beat 2000s regularly at 3 check i am a very solid player tho i did forget how to open in my first game
ok
but im a girl and isnt it courtesy to give me image perms since we need gender equality
but i havent played in a while
ur hurting my 300 elo brain with ur really crazy logic
there is smth called unrated
No special privileges sorry
and even if we play rated
@grim crag i won my first 3 check match, he lost on time and had only 1 check left, I got checked 0 times. 🥳
i would lose elo NOT YOU DUMMY!!!
thats not chess
play me
Amazing!
wanna play me?
3 check?
yep
sure :>
Sorry man but i can't
im not 300 :3
very necessary in blitz
im 333 !!! way better actually right!!
yes dm me a link
Gimme 3 mins laptop slow
ok
brother.... u can premove better on chess.com
get out bruv 😭
There's no big difference
oh wait u can? mb 😭
alr alr im 1622 😭 wanna play?
change settings yesss
💀
we play rapid?
fine lol
add me im doramoons (ignore the blitz rating my friends ruined it)
I felt that, man. 😂
still bad , im having dreams abt dying b4 beating magnus
morning kings and queens
SLAAYYY

dang alr my chess.com is static_elmo
Good luck then!!
Glad i dont have that unfinished objective anymore.








d4
d-did yo-you A MERE MORTAL BEAT THE GOD HIMSELF !!??
wait can u send challenge lol
doesnt let me do it for some reason
sure whats your username
doramoons
Nf6
I beat magnus https://imgflip.com/i/aqpslb
You jelly?
e3 ^-^
d5
bd3
no im just a thug , i met magnus next to a bar so i figured its the only way to beat him
I need a chessboard lol
Who’s down to chat with about chess?
i have a brain
ditto
wanna send a game link?
grabber
c5
gl
oh thanks
bruh a d4 player
ok
c3
i already hate this
SORRY IM AUTISTIC
nah dont say sorry
Nc6
Heyo
SORRY FOR BEING SORRY
f4
How do I love chess
Guuys
c4
bruh my mouse slipped
I have a harder time vs d4 players than e4 players
Hello Pixel
Him?
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I need your help
how
i mean
How
do i have any other pronoun for it 😭
Don't feel embarrassed when asking for help 🙂
What help?
Should I tell mod
wha
bc2
dont attack my bishop its rude
bg4
Moood
??
@keen charm is saying something I don't understand
Yeees
@keen charm be normal please. Don't ask someone to kiss a chess pieces
@proven wave he said (physically)
Nf3
my bad sir
imma mount this on my wall 😭
qd7
some eat pieces bro

You reminded me of a song. " They are eating the cat, they are eating the dog"
Anyway chess. Haha
Queens knight to d2
Chinese song I assume?
lost against a IM ?
No. Just search for that. And include cat song .
yes but I had a winning position for most of the game
I'll back later
are you black
yes
Mood
alrighty
Can I get server mod role
what is your problem 😭
I said mood
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Like mood

okay..
Guys my partner is playing chess, he has 1600 (elo) but me I don't have any Idea, before asking if I know how to play chess he said u can't play chess u're stupid so I said no I have 1700(elo)
what are my odds of being in
Step one - do not have any recent warnings.
I lied and got myself into trouble; now I don't want my dignity to be tarnished in front of him.
petah the horse is here
whats the super principled opening called chat
uh do I got any..
I got muted for rightfully cussing out someone but tbf the dude deserved it by beating me in chess
partner as in homie or your boyfriend?
You should know right?
Sicilian Defense: Old Sicilian Variation probably
My bf
you already lost your dignity when you lied 💀
g6
Actually no, in old Sicilian Variation, e6 is played not e5
Just admit that you lied 
Trust me your partner will be happy for you been honest.
If not then it's still better than him finding that on his own
anyone wanna 1v1?
your partner already called you stupid so I don't think lying about being good at chess is your worst problem 💀
can i take out a chess board or are we not doing that?
Just say that in funny way
be honest ts aint fakeable
also like ur partner be mean
dude am I
That's the Point
anyone wanna play chess?
You're cooked when your partner says let's play a game
Yep that was mean.
what mod is this cc or this server/
What I should do
@cobalt oxide current position
Both
break up with your partner
I'm losing
I luv him🙂
you dont have the admit you lied to him and no one will call you stupid again. win win
I don't even know wha t warning you talk about here?
@weak urchin what do you think?
he probably said it in a funny way too anyways right
Apologize for lying and then if you're interested tell him to teach you chess
ok ill take a minute to put it in
white should play b3
But after all it's you who should decide. You know him better than any of us haha
@proven wave what's my discord ID
If you know then fine & fill the form in the pinned messages
@cerulean pond do you like music
1121418800785522769
He probably will have 2 replies:
- It's ok
- I know you were lying
One of these will come out
do mods ever skull react?
No like this for the application
who wants to play chess
how can i have the GM icon
Not now, but maybe someday
on my profile?
He said ur stupide, if I tell him I'll look stupid and a liar
@mental loom !
add me my user is Saraah019
well you deserve it because that is what happened
5
@mental loom how to get my discord iD
You can check the DM recieved from CC bot
beautiful
10 | 0.1 my goat
ugh
aint no way u are 1000 elo
somone needs to patch that
O-O
why??😤
Click on your name>>click Three dots>>Copy User ID


