💬〡chess-talk

[trim elbow]

hello

[west stone]

Hi

[trim elbow]

Just joined over her in the chess.com discord server

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[west stone]

Your elo?

[trim elbow]

500

[west stone]

You are indian ?

[west stone]

Cool I am 2000

[trim elbow]

yes how do you know

[coral grotto]

Check out this brilliant move: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168633209478/review?move=37

[trim elbow]

I am a noob who takes chess classes

[frosty peak]

CNSUN (2225) vs. Archymon (2105)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. dxe5 d4 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. Nbd2 Bb4 6. a3 Bxd2+ 7. Bxd2 Bg4 8. Bg5 Nge7 9. e6 f6 10. Bf4 Bxe6 11. Rc1 Ng6 12. Bg3 Nge5 13. Nd2 O-O 14. b3 Re8 15. Ne4 Bf5 16. Nc5 b6 17. Na4 d3 18. e3 Bg4 19. Qd2 Nd4 20. Bxd3 Nxb3 21. Bxh7+ Kxh7 22. Qc2+ Qd3 

[west stone]

My guts saud

[west stone]

Free?

[trim elbow]

nope

[west stone]

Ohh I give free coaching

[trim elbow]

Dollars 1500

[fleet geyser]

what does not show settings?

[west stone]

Eyy you are lying

[trim elbow]

naa it is true

[fleet geyser]

its on the bottom left corner @pastel wolf

[trim elbow]

what’s your username @Zwang star

@west stone

[west stone]

India mai rupees hai bhajaan and india mai 1500 dollars yanki 1.5 lakh that's to much and

[west stone]

On?

[trim elbow]

oh wait sorry i mean 500 dollars

username on chess.com

[ornate basin]

recommend a better place to join

[trim elbow]

we could battle

[west stone]

That's also to to much

[ornate basin]

what better to play

i think swiss > arena

[pastel wolf]

After clicking account on settings, the connect buttom does not show

[trim elbow]

@west stone what’s your chess.com username

[fleet geyser]

scroll down

[silver lily]

WHYYYYYYYYY

[ornate basin]

please advise where to join

https://tenor.com/view/cute-tiny-kitty-kitten-cute-tiny-cat-gif-16858725523963030695

[fleet geyser]

u should see this

[round idol]

Too expensive?

[trim elbow]

[pastel wolf]

Should i send you a screenrecorder?

[fleet geyser]

just contact a mod

[hollow fractal]

AND HE SACRIFICED DA BISHOPPPPP BRILLLIANTTTT

[fleet geyser]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy needs help

he cant connect his account

[proven wave]

Ask here #1039943660839641139

[pastel wolf]

I did

[pastel wolf]

Can i dm you?

[proven wave]

Then please wait I think it will take less than a day to get a reply

[pastel wolf]

Okay then what do i do?

[proven wave]

For now you can still chat here or play some chess!

[pastel wolf]

Okay👍

[hollow fractal]

@proven wave is stockfish 17.1 great?

[split island]

Dead server

[wild dawn]

How so? lol

[proven wave]

Yes. One of the strong chess engine. But if you need the most powerful one then stockfish 18

[split island]

2 mins without a message the server fell off

[wild dawn]

That's not bad tho

[warm ginkgo]

Guys wanna hear a good music?

[split island]

Yes

[split island]

But at that elo does a difference in engine level even matter since they both are like 3500 elo

[uneven turret]

I’m playing an 1800 FIDE and I have White (I’m 1500)

[split island]

1500 fide

[fringe juniper]

image doing scolar mate against him

[warm ginkgo]

Hold on

[proven wave]

Not for us.
But if they are playing against each other i believe stockfish 18 will have more chance of winning but idk

[uneven turret]

I think it’s safe to say I am cooked burned

[split island]

Pretty sure 1500s fides were 1000 fides

[split island]

Probably tho they are both noobs compared to me

[wild dawn]

Sure

[zenith ether]

One match ?

[wild dawn]

Maybe not atm, my brain's pretty dead 😅

I'd be open to playing at another time, though!

[zenith ether]

Sure

[zenith ether]

Np thanks

[warm ginkgo]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/388527652752982027

[wild dawn]

Alr

[hollow fractal]

I wanna analyse my games so I am using chesssigma it only provides 17.1 sooo I was in doubt if it's enough

[zenith ether]

Bro one match?

[split island]

It is aura to play while brain dead tho u have an excuse to lose

[warm ginkgo]

Sure

[zenith ether]

Ur id?

[warm ginkgo]

Thegreatestblundermaster

[split island]

Chess Sigma is bad 1 time i did a brilliant (5 move sequence) and it said it was losing but chesscom was brilliant and lichess was best move

[zenith ether]

Im sending challenge check

[warm ginkgo]

Unrated?

[zenith ether]

Ok

[zenith ether]

Accept it bro

I sent u unrated

[warm ginkgo]

Snet

[outer eagle]

Any1 wanna play chess?

[fleet geyser]

for sure

[wild dawn]

It'd be better not to have an excuse to lose at all though, wouldn't it?

[halcyon shoal]

Hii

[wild dawn]

bc then both sides would have an equal estimation of the other's strength

[halcyon shoal]

Sure, tho don't expect too much from me hehe

[wild dawn]

Hiiii

[split island]

Nah it means u can play him in ur sleep

Think abt it

(it is like 20% skill issue 80% fatigue)

[wild dawn]

LOL
I mean, yeah... it could work depending on the person XD

[zealous plaza]

Hello plebs

[split island]

Like if they are a cocky low elo then u just destroy them while fried to let them shut it

[wild dawn]

true, that

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tarmonopee

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Rapid: 2446 (2473 peak)
Blitz: 2515 (2591 peak)
Bullet: 2500 (2507 peak)

[split island]

Btw how do handle a for example 200 elo saying everyone of his opponents cheat and he plays good and not hang anything but when u see his games it is a blunder fest but he is not listening

[shell lynx]

🤏

[lucid notch]

guys if a 500 elo is playing with avg 97 accuracy for 6 games in a row while previously averaging 60-75, its pretty much 100% chance hes cheating right

[zealous plaza]

🫵 🐌

[split island]

Clash royale reference

[zealous plaza]

@shell lynx 🤏 🐌 🏳️‍🌈

[wild dawn]

Stop interacting with him, maybe?? idk lol, that feels like the best way to go about it

[split island]

Probably i mean just report and let chesscom anti cheat work

[split island]

Cuz i sometimes get 95 % games but i average like 83%

Or 80%

[split island]

What if he is annoying with it like spams chat

[wild dawn]

Block him :P

[split island]

You cannot just leave him there

[lucid notch]

ye alr but this guy had never hit above 80 in his life and i played him, as a 1600, and get 85 accuracy while he destroys me with 98 lmao

[wild dawn]

Why not?

[split island]

Yeah definitely stock fish then

[split island]

Cuz u know you cannot leave a monkey hungry

[wild dawn]

Also sorry, I'll be afk for a bit

[split island]

K

[split island]

But if it was one game then lucky day like that one queen sac jynxii did lol

[river lava]

Looking for advice. Have been playing a year and am about 700 elo. Have a coach who is now getting me to play 15/10. the only thing is I feel you can play two games for an hour and a half, lose one, win one and you’re back where you started. I feel like going back to 10 mins

[split island]

Play 10+5 then

Perfect middle ground

[river lava]

Do many people play that?

[split island]

I guess

Btw want some help

I can help u a little if u want or do you have a professional coach?

[river lava]

He’s not pro

But he’s cheap

But thanks

[split island]

Like what his level

[warm ginkgo]

Gg

[split island]

I can Atleast help u learn how to self analyze

[warm ginkgo]

Rematch I went offline

[strange acorn]

you shouldnt be paying for a coach at 700 elo 💀

[zenith ether]

Why did u leave

[split island]

Probably but let him be

[zenith ether]

Ok , rated?

[lucid notch]

yeah lol but i played 2 games where one was 43 moves and the other 38 and he got 97+ acc on both...

[river lava]

Why not?

[carmine rain]

very interesting

[split island]

Lol

[split island]

Indeed

[strange acorn]

you should just be hitting tactics and building pattern recognition, you are putting in time in the wrong spots

[warm ginkgo]

No unrated I'm scared I will lose like 50 elo

[split island]

The coach probably drilling those

[river lava]

You mean puzzles?

[split island]

It is a waste of money ngl but since he is committed then let him be

[split island]

Yes

[zenith ether]

Bruh, come one pls, idk how to play I was losing this one also

[river lava]

Why is it a waste of money?

[split island]

Wrong mind set

[formal wadi]

What are Barnes and Grob doing?

[river lava]

Also it’s only £12 an hour

[split island]

Cuz ur level too low for a coach to be impactful

[split island]

Hitting the zaza while playing chess

[river lava]

You said that but not really explained why

[zenith ether]

@warm ginkgo send rematch

[split island]

A coach usually is used for understanding and deep knowledge of opening and some plans that are super advanced like 1800 level but at 700 ur priority is tactics board vision and maybe simple opening system and principles of course and that is it

[strange acorn]

because you are at a rating where you just need to grind the simple stuff

[river lava]

But that’s what he helps with?

[split island]

Like he doesn't need to know a philidor position if he blunders a queen

[split island]

Yeah but at ur level it doesn't even matter since both will be hanging stuff

[river lava]

Whos blundering queens?

[split island]

Bruh 1000s blunder queens

(from experience lol)

[mystic acorn]

''You're right your opponent is cheating wtf how did he force you to blunder 5x in a single game''

[strange acorn]

the outline to get better to 1500 has been worked out, and its just boring grinding

[split island]

He using manipulation tactics cuz he is handsome ban him

One mf i played had Nsfw as pfp

[river lava]

I know but I think the level I play 700 - eg just played and it got down to a rook end games - no major mistakes until right at the end - pretty solid chess, so I think there are defo things a coach can help with there

[sudden pilot]

Should i actually learn chess more and improving my knowledge or harras low elo

[split island]

Simple endgame knowledge and principles more than enough i studied core endgame basics and principles and can draw / win endgames with high levels no need to memorize alot

[river lava]

I’m just getting frustrated because 15/10 games make it so hard to go up in Elo

[split island]

Just go 10+5

15+10 people donot really play that much

[river lava]

So your recommendation it to drill simple endgames?

[split island]

Or go 10 mins just tell the coach to settle this in a boxing match

[river lava]

Haha

[split island]

No need at ur level just focus on tactics and learn endgame basics

[strange acorn]

i think 15/10 games are a waste of time at 700 elo, but who knows if thats a popular opinion

[river lava]

Why

[split island]

It is a waste of time in general just go classical at this point

[bitter arrow]

yo wsp ppl any1 down for some games?

[split island]

U are too weak for me sorry

[strange acorn]

because you need to see more games and you're making simple mistakes to still be in 700

[bitter arrow]

how strong can strong be

[split island]

And also self analyze ur own games will be always benifitial even at gm level

[split island]

Under 40000 elo

[bitter arrow]

ah legit

[river lava]

You mean get more games under my belt?

[split island]

I am low key him my guy i teach magnus Carlsen

[strange acorn]

yes

[split island]

Yes and self analyze or just check hr mistakes on lc learn from mistakes

[bitter arrow]

haha ur invincible i like the confidence

[split island]

W

[river lava]

I always analyse

[split island]

Self or just me see brilliant

[river lava]

I use the review

[split island]

You see that is kinda like me see brilliant

U are not learning anything

Use lc analysis it is free and better

[river lava]

Put the pgn into Lichess?

[split island]

Yes

And click learn from mistakes so u get puzzles from ur game

[river lava]

How is that better?

Oh ok

[split island]

You feel me

If u are not self analyzing just learn from ur mistakes

Or use noctie lol

[river lava]

Ok gotta go thanks guys

[split island]

K

[prisma grotto]

Is that good ?
(7 days )

[safe stump]

Y'all I'm going to my first fide tournamnet jn next few weeks

[zenith ether]

@warm ginkgo gg

[zenith ether]

Depends on ur playing style

[warm ginkgo]

Gg I'm so rusty

Bro it was rated wtf

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wonderatthefaceoftheworld

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Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1678 (1909 peak)
Bullet: 1881 (1974 peak)

[wide sphinx]

💔

[wide sphinx]

will lowk coach u for chess.com premium or smth

(2000 rated btw)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thegreatestblundermaster

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Blitz: 1368 (peak)
Bullet: 1682 (1684 peak)

[split island]

Will u coach me

I can make u a cool drawing

[kindred sorrel]

Hi, guys! Somebody wanna to play in the chess on Discord?

[split island]

What?

[indigo inlet]

why brilliant

[split island]

The mate looks tuff

[split island]

Trading queens forced?

[lavish abyss]

I have been playing chess for a awhile now but i am still stuck at elo 200. i've been making a lot of mistakes, some that i am not even aware of. if someone could coach me and give me tips to reach at least 700 elo. that would be so much helpful🙏

[indigo inlet]

yeah ik but why tf is it brilliant

[split island]

Cuz it is tuff

[indigo inlet]

thats it?-_-

[split island]

Yes

[kindred sorrel]

Pardon?!

[split island]

I can help but not rn?

[split island]

I didn't understand the sentence

[kindred sorrel]

Are you not understanding sentence. Do you wanna play in the chess?

[indigo inlet]

just keep practicing, every move should have a reason, and if ur attacking make sure ur also defending and try to improve ur photographic memory, and last: know the piece ranking
that should get u to 700

[lavish abyss]

that's totally fine. when can you help me then?

[split island]

Like 1 hour from now

[split island]

U mean play chessm

[kindred sorrel]

Yes.

[split island]

Oh

No

[abstract frost]

anyone down for a match?

[kindred sorrel]

@split island OK.

[split island]

He challenged u @kindred sorrel

[barren slate]

Js play and play, don't think of losing

[fleet geyser]

ur still here rbo

[lavish abyss]

i know but still if someone could watch me play and look at my mistakes and point them out, that'll help me play better

[barren slate]

And maybe even study a few openings or so

[abstract frost]

do you want me to die or smth?

[split island]

Give her more specific advice by analyzing her ganes

[fleet geyser]

lets play a match

[abstract frost]

bet

[kindred sorrel]

I've changed opinion. Maybe in the next time. 😊

[fleet geyser]

u dont miss playing with me?

[barren slate]

Idk man that's how i got better lol, i just played and played with my mentor till i can beat him

[split island]

Lol k

[split island]

How long have u been playing and what ur elo if u donot mind

[abstract frost]

you are playing someone

[fleet geyser]

after this

[tender burrow]

Anyone wanna play me ?

[abstract frost]

username?

[civic verge]

me:P

[tender burrow]

George-Luca

Ill play both of u if u want , just add me i have time today

[barren slate]

4 years lol 1100, i also play a couple on district meets, i got rewarded 1000php one time lol

[abstract frost]

check

[barren slate]

My team managed to reach top 4 in district meet

[fleet geyser]

4 years for 1100 is crazy work

[split island]

Well with 0 disrespect u might get stuck if u want me to help i can (i have been playing for 9 months and i am 1100 with 60% win rate)

[raw basin]

Wow

[split island]

W

[raw basin]

60 win rate?!!!

[split island]

Yes these mfs are light work

[fleet geyser]

prolly matches are low

[split island]

It was 70% but one day i played checkers then lost every single game of chess

[barren slate]

Nice, but really i want this journey to be with myself

[raw basin]

60 win rate means ur underrated

[split island]

I can give u a nice tip

[raw basin]

And u have little gamed

[barren slate]

Lol it's a curse

[split island]

True lol

[barren slate]

Iz dat bad :c

[split island]

Anyways just self analyze ur games without engine find ur own mistakes then just use engine

[fringe thicket]

I’m trying to learn the matterdaddy tech

[fleet geyser]

not really but the progess is real slow

[split island]

That simple habit that takes 10 mins will help u improve little by little

[barren slate]

Already doin it. Big dawg

[barren slate]

Krhfhsjdjd i'm too lazy to attend matches bruh

[split island]

Oh u using lichess learn from mistakes too?

[barren slate]

Fuh that

[fleet geyser]

thats why u only play shogi

[barren slate]

Hell yeah

[fleet geyser]

chekers makes u lose

[fleet geyser]

not really matches just improvement overall

[split island]

Oh then pro tip: always sacrifice the rook for no reason it makes a secret elo (aura) higher

[fringe thicket]

Anyone here know the matterdaddy tech

[barren slate]

Mhhmm Turkish checkers🤤

[fleet geyser]

they wont know what that sac is for thats how u get them

[split island]

No

[fleet geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[split island]

True like tal but from wall mart

[barren slate]

I have been improving really, i can beat like 1500 players, my elo is really just stuck in 1100 cause i'm too lazy to attend matches lol

But if it were District meet i'd be there

[split island]

Bye gtg guys

[barren slate]

MONEY MONEY MONEY🤑

[fleet geyser]

im tal thats why

[split island]

U r toil

[fleet geyser]

fk u

[split island]

Ok that noti caught me off guard lol

[abstract frost]

@tender burrow ggs

[torn flicker]

I lost 200 elo today bc i aint winning with the bongcloud opening

[fleet geyser]

district meets averaging about 700-1000 elo

[abstract frost]

come?

[split island]

I was bout to close my phone

[fleet geyser]

send request

[barren slate]

Yeah that's why i'm always there lol, i just came for the reward

[formal wadi]

Is there a name for Nc3, Ne2 and Nf3, Nd2 placements?

[fleet geyser]

if u do ur not getting a goodnight sleep

[tender burrow]

gg , don t rush next time u had solid defence but if u hurry u blunder that s how i got 1 piece lead

[fleet geyser]

its really hard to improve if ur opponents are always lower than u

[abstract frost]

gotcha man

[barren slate]

Eh, in our case the players are 1200-1800 smth like that

[tender burrow]

u can add me too ill play ya

[fleet geyser]

there will be brackets no

[barren slate]

Kdjfksjcjsjfjsjxhx limme doo shi i wasn't there for improvement i was there for money, BIG MONEY BIG MONEY

[fleet geyser]

so its impossible if u just gonna get paired by a 1800

[ornate basin]

not bad in any way

[tender burrow]

u play the right moves just think a bit more u had a nice plan but the extra bishop saved me

[civic verge]

send me

[tender burrow]

George-Luca it s my username add me

[shadow vale]

yo

[barren slate]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, i am infact improving becaaAaaAuse i play on tournamentsssSSSsSss

[civic verge]

i sent it

[tender burrow]

send me match rapid

[fleet geyser]

whats ur fide rating

[barren slate]

I'm too broke fo dat

[whole cargo]

Hi

[gaunt lance]

Hi

[barren slate]

Ion hab time >:c

[fringe thicket]

Damn how

[shadow vale]

man i feel so good rn cuz i did like briliant 2 games today

[high coral]

How can i improve my middlegame?

[fleet geyser]

thats fine we just gonna be secret GMS

am i right or am i right

[barren slate]

Tight

[barren slate]

You don't

[torn flicker]

Yo chinese u wanna play uno?

[barren slate]

JFJFHZNCBS ION HAB UNO APP

[torn flicker]

...

[tender burrow]

gg i gotta go eat . ill play u later if u wanna

[torn flicker]

Loser

[abstract frost]

Alright

[barren slate]

Mods, help...i feel...hurt...

[tender burrow]

wtf i had 90 accuracy , how come i played some bad moves @civic verge

[torn flicker]

Gng go cry or sum

[barren slate]

Type shi?

[torn flicker]

On GOD

[whole cargo]

im actually a little new to chess

[fleet geyser]

bro

[mild rapids]

trade every piece

[torn flicker]

Play the bongcloud opening its the best

[barren slate]

Armed duck

[whole cargo]

. im not that new

[barren slate]

Best at putting you to 300 elo

[torn flicker]

Ye so it can put you UP to 300 to

[hard field]

Sacrifice the rook the bishop and the queen and finally the pawn and then promote another pawn to queen and win

[mild rapids]

what elo are you

[fleet geyser]

bongcloud was played by hikaru and magnus its for 2800 and above trust

its theory heavy

[mild rapids]

yeah thats why its the best opening

[torn flicker]

Someone gets it

Bongcloud on top

[flint heath]

White to move (level: Magnus)

[whole cargo]

this lowk makes me feel better

[fleet geyser]

punch the player into oblivion

[torn flicker]

Sack the rook

[modern owl]

Imagine cheating on 3 digits elo

[barren slate]

Magnesium Calcium

[fleet geyser]

they cheating on 200 elo now?

cheaters getting diverse

[flint heath]

i have faced like 5 cheaters in a year

[civic verge]

idk, maybe some blunder or mistake

[nocturne charm]

— someone who can't tell if they played a cheater or not

[fleet geyser]

its not that bad if ur in like below 1800 there will be a lot of cheaters

[shadow vale]

i'm i the 2000s and i'm playing alot rn, i keep getting thesse like 2-3 a day, cheaters in this area has no shoratge

[nocturne charm]

im willing to bet you faced 100 cheaters in a year

[tender burrow]

u lost ur bishop early for no reason and from then on it was my game already

[fleet geyser]

spam reporting them and then by tomorrow they still playing bru

[whole cargo]

man

[nocturne charm]

this is why lichess exist

[shadow vale]

i faced 10 in 4 days, that's low gang ( yes i play chess to an unhealthy ammount)

[civic verge]

I was misclick XD

[wide sphinx]

i faced 5 in like, 2 days

[tender burrow]

i played 600 games in a week

[nocturne charm]

weak

[fleet geyser]

i cant even do this

[mild zinc]

Ain't no way some guy is cheating on 200 elo

[fleet geyser]

yall on some high on chess

[whole cargo]

Thats life

[mild zinc]

Lol , fr

[shadow vale]

i started playing chess like 4 days ago( playing after some time)

[tender burrow]

when i play i play haha

[torn flicker]

On chess?

[fleet geyser]

yes they playing almost 1k matches a weak i have to take 2 days off atleast

[tender burrow]

i started playing for 4 months now

[vital anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[obsidian plume]

how many mate in 1 is possible?

[tender burrow]

i have 12h screentime every day on my phone im unemployment in person wdym bro

[vital anchor]

stalemate

[fleet geyser]

stalemate

[tender burrow]

why would i lie

[nocturne charm]

black or white to move?

[obsidian plume]

white to move. how many mate in 1?

[wide sphinx]

still only 500-999 btw 😭

[wide sphinx]

elo?

[vital anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-slop-ai-67-meme-laser-eyes-gif-15578141754060597010

[flint heath]

coolmathpuzzle

[torn flicker]

But like how to get high on chess. I only know how to get high on weed

Never did it ofc

[tender burrow]

i play , text , watch tiktok change music i be listening to and play brawl at the same time ill be playing chess

[obsidian plume]

https://imgflip.com/i/ar3s9j

[split island]

1100 i will draw a cool pic (btw this is a joke i like to self teach)

[obsidian plume]

it's a lichess april fools captcha

[fleet geyser]

calculating for 12 hours is gonna make u go crazy

[whole cargo]

okay i may need a coach

[torn flicker]

No you never had a math exam right?

The studying is crazy

[split island]

Explore u need a guide not a coach

[fleet geyser]

i dont study

[torn flicker]

Bros not gonna pass his grade

[tender burrow]

try 12 hours of ultimate royal in pubg mobile

[fleet geyser]

i just did

[torn flicker]

Bru its may you didnt pass shit yet

[fleet geyser]

ive only failed one test and its about some history type sh

[nocturne charm]

there are 26 mate in 1 possible

[obsidian plume]

https://imgflip.com/i/ar3s9j

[fleet geyser]

in my country schools over

[shadow vale]

My latest game, my face lit up when he moved that

[nocturne charm]

im not clicking that

[torn flicker]

Whats your home adress (for education purposes)

[obsidian plume]

it's safe. it shows the puzzle

[mild rapids]

i trust imgur but not imgflip

[abstract frost]

Wsp?

[mild rapids]

no

[fleet geyser]

hell no cuz

[mild rapids]

cuz u dont want kids to be smart

[torn flicker]

Well why not?

[mild rapids]

dang you're evil

[noble rain]

hlo olll

[obsidian plume]

[fleet geyser]

for educational reasons

[nocturne charm]

Qa8#, Qb8#, Qc8#, Qd8#, Qe8#, Qf8#, Qg8#, Qh7#, Qh6#, Qh5#, Qh4#, Qh3#, Qh2#, Qh1#, Qxf7#, Qxe7#, Qxd7#, Qxc7#, Qxb7#, Qxa7#, Qxf6#, Qe5#, Qd4#, Qc3#, Qb2#, Qa1#
heres all the mates @obsidian plume

[torn flicker]

[obsidian plume]

no! it's more more than THAT!

[nocturne charm]

prove it

[wide sphinx]

2090 elo 🔥

[obsidian plume]

i can't post images here.

[wide sphinx]

nc7+!!

[torn flicker]

Loser

[fleet geyser]

check bishop on h8

[obsidian plume]

but your math is not mathing. you missed more than half

[fleet geyser]

[shadow vale]

Hell yeah, saw it instantly which i'm really proud of rn, ahh chess is peak

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-hit-kitten-hitting-kitten-hitting-camera-kitten-slapping-cat-hit-gif-5248570956277630634

[nocturne charm]

connect your account before you talk

[obsidian plume]

i will talk even no account connect

[fleet geyser]

bh8 check

[nocturne charm]

i dont care london beggar

[fleet geyser]

sniper

[whole cargo]

HE MISSES THE FORK

[shadow vale]

i mainly play ruy lopez

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/cuff-him-michael-broome-james-nesbitt-stay-close-put-handcuffs-on-him-gif-24742770

[obsidian plume]

London London London
Good Good Good

d4 Nf6
Bf4 and wins!

[nocturne charm]

lonbster lonbster lonbster
bad bad bad

[abstract frost]

what opening should I learn

[fleet geyser]

connect ur account bro u have been here for over a eyear now

[torn flicker]

Bongcloud

[fleet geyser]

my opening

[whole cargo]

I won

[torn flicker]

Boncloud or beaverdam

[whole cargo]

i blundered a my queen but they didnt take it 😄

[fleet geyser]

starts with rook takes h8

[shadow vale]

learn ruy lopez, simple af crushing people around 2000 , i got a video if you want

[wide sphinx]

as someone who just hit 2k, RAHH

[barren slate]

Every triangle is a love triangle if you love triangles

[nocturne charm]

ruy lopez is garbage

[fleet geyser]

id die learning this

[fleet geyser]

if u understand its theory its really op

[barren slate]

Eh, kinda solid around 1300 smth like that

[nocturne charm]

morphy defense crushes luy lopopo

[abstract frost]

I am a 600 would that work?

[fleet geyser]

hell nah

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[whole cargo]

Can someone review my round

[shadow vale]

yeah, just keep principles in mind... and don't blunder..

[nocturne charm]

no it isnt, just crush it using morphy defense

[shadow vale]

you need to improve basics as 600, not opening...

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/wasn't-me-innocent-not-guilty-gif-13618131975653017119

[polar zealot]

how to reach 600

[abstract frost]

I understand that but I still need a opening to practice myself to

[torn flicker]

You reach 600 by reaching 600

[polar zealot]

awwwwwwwww

[shadow vale]

good question, what mistakes do you make at that lvl

[torn flicker]

Wha?

[wide sphinx]

just get good, ez

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wonderatthefaceoftheworld

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Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1678 (1909 peak)
Bullet: 1881 (1974 peak)

[shadow vale]

lemme review your game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> powerfulflea

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Blitz: 241 (617 peak)
Bullet: 344 (437 peak)

[polar zealot]

idk it depends

[frozen hemlock]

anybody around 1200 elo??

[torn flicker]

Me ||not||

[mild zinc]

Lucky u , I'm 12000

[shadow vale]

i suck at thinking fast, i'm slow as hell, bullet is nightmare for me

slow thinker XD

[mild zinc]

Us

[frozen hemlock]

can we play??

[torn flicker]

Not me

[mild zinc]

I'm 12000 bro

[frozen hemlock]

i only want to lose a match with you

[civic verge]

wanna rematch?

[obsidian plume]

No need.

[frozen hemlock]

rated rapid

[mild zinc]

Hi tokyo

[tender burrow]

after i finish eating

[polar zealot]

@shadow vale what should i work at this level

[fleet geyser]

bro only knows the breyer variation

[mild zinc]

Sorry bro I'm busy

[frozen hemlock]

ok

[obsidian plume]

You aint spying on my government top secret london account

[hollow rapids]

bro has been thinking about this position for 4 minutes

[mild zinc]

Mangoose carlsin

[hollow rapids]

bro gonna lose his knight and he is just letting his timer run out

[shadow vale]

Basics like, center control, development , spotting fork, finding opponents mistake and playing with intention..

[fleet geyser]

let me tag all the londons here

[polar zealot]

i spot their mistakes i just make them too

[mild zinc]

Dirty tactics

[obsidian plume]

fear lower rated players. if you loose they will tell everyone.

they will tell their moms or girlfriends, and talk about it during breaktime with coworkers or schoolmates. and they will try to make fun of how you blundered.

they will tell their chess coach. and make it a puzzle diagram posted for every student to see, with your name posted on it.

[hollow rapids]

i got time brother

[mild zinc]

Frfrfr

[split island]

Yo

[tardy carbon]

[mild zinc]

😂 fair enough

[split island]

Hello 3.14

[hollow rapids]

i'm just gonna report him

[polar zealot]

159

[obsidian plume]

Not to mention a lower rated player beats you with london. Imagine the humiliation.

[mild zinc]

Hello yellow

[shadow vale]

before making a move, think: what loses protection if i move this? what's the intenton of this ? (like moving the queen away when it wss protecting a bishop/pawn etc

[whole cargo]

GM alert

[mild zinc]

U must bro

[fleet geyser]

this happened to me bro proceeds to share the game everywhere

[nocturne charm]

nah cry cause loy lopopo is bad

[mild zinc]

I hate d 4

[split island]

I think that it will happen when the higher elo is impatient it is not skill from the lower elo as much as a trap of patience

[polar zealot]

i dont think i hang pieces that way it mostly goes on complicated tactics

[split island]

2 red brilliant

[shadow vale]

tell me your account, lemme review your last gme

[obsidian plume]

London so good. I can even beat magnus bot with it.

[wet hollow]

What is this shit

[alpine lagoon]

Cuz it's positional and not enough dynamic?

[nocturne charm]

white playing like an idiot and black playing like Magnus

[slim gulch]

[polar zealot]

oh

[nocturne charm]

dont ever play luy lopez guys

[split island]

Donot y'all want to kill ur bug house teammate when u look at ur opponent extra pieces and they low key have a queen and a knight and 2 bishops and u have a pawn

[wet hollow]

Smartest ruy lopez player fr

[whole cargo]

i nearly got forked for the rook queen and king but the idiot only took the rook

[nocturne charm]

its absolutely shit

[obsidian plume]

Ok 1600

[alpine lagoon]

The modern counter the london EZ

[split island]

Rook tastes better than queen

[polar zealot]

my last game is quite bad lol but it was against a friend

[mild zinc]

Yhh it's slow , anyways I play KID AGAINST D4

[nocturne charm]

1700* get your math right

[obsidian plume]

We wont play it. I recommend London System

[shadow vale]

come play me, i will crush with ruy lopez

[nocturne charm]

london player cant even calucation

[barren slate]

Yo how'd you get my information 😂✌️

[polar zealot]

Gobletfromtunis

[torn flicker]

Hi Pi

[nocturne charm]

lol ur trash ok

[split island]

From his ahh

[alpine lagoon]

But can you win against D4 ?

[obsidian plume]

Doesnt matter. Still the same.

[mild zinc]

Hi tokyo

[obsidian plume]

Cant win against my london. 1600 or 1700

[hollow rapids]

what a loser, bro was 1126 once and fell all the way to 1000

[torn flicker]

Hi Pi

[nocturne charm]

Doesn't*

[mild zinc]

Ig my king's indian is pretty much reliable

[mild zinc]

😭

[alpine lagoon]

I'll win against it with the modern

[split island]

Play the ball torturer of doom and despair gambit

[mild zinc]

I lost elo too I was 1600 , now I'm 1480

[shadow vale]

lmao, 600 my ass

[stark oracle]

is 1200 good?

[obsidian plume]

I'm oozing with wizdom like you.

Dont fear people who practice 100 openings

Fear player who practice london 100x as much

[polar zealot]

what

[mild zinc]

Sounds interesting, I'll see gotham chess tutorial

[nocturne charm]

@shadow vale cmon r u gonna play

[split island]

But ahh

[hollow rapids]

yeah

[nocturne charm]

ill beat you and then share the game with everyone

[split island]

True

[shadow vale]

don't play dumb now

[nocturne charm]

and say a 1700 elo beats a 2000 elo

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/puffybear-puffy-cute-lol-happy-gif-14711519975141909219

[polar zealot]

i dont play dumb im just bad at chess

[hollow rapids]

i'm facing another englund gambit

[frozen hemlock]

anybody there with around 1200 elo?

[tardy carbon]

Me 400 elo

[torn flicker]

Im around 1200 elo short from that

[alpine lagoon]

The best I can do is 1110

[split island]

I saw my opponent attack my queen i thought how to save my queen and castled skill or just dementia

[polar zealot]

free win?

[neon flax]

london is boring

[split island]

W

[torn flicker]

Then play bongcloud or beaverdam

[shadow vale]

that's skill in my book

[nocturne charm]

btw pinkboat was stuck in 1900 elo cause he keeps playing london and even raged xd

[split island]

Yay

[hollow rapids]

i don't know the entire refutation but yeah kinda

[obsidian plume]

Work of art.
Like a greek statue
Or da vinci painting.

[nocturne charm]

even the chat was making fun of him

[neon flax]

so whats the best opening

[alpine lagoon]

I won twice with the bongcloud

[split island]

Discusting cuz no Nc3

[torn flicker]

Me to

[neon flax]

sicilian defense?

[nocturne charm]

e4

[polar zealot]

HELL YEAH

[split island]

Depends i like my c4 or nf3

[hollow rapids]

IT IS MOVE 4 BRO DO YOU THINK THIS IS CLASSICAL?

[torn flicker]

The best opening is the bongcloud as it was played by both magnus carlsen and hikaru

[alpine lagoon]

Italian 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[polar zealot]

HELL NAH

[obtuse stump]

ruy lopez

[neon flax]

fried liver?

[split island]

U just donot get it

[silver ibex]

chess

[neon flax]

checkers

[polar zealot]

ill likely never, im too bad at chess

[hollow rapids]

fried liver is actually fine for black, it just has really sharp lines

[alpine lagoon]

Gioco piano but I forgot the correct spelling

[obsidian plume]

LONDON IS BETTER because i defeated Magnus with london.

https://imgflip.com/i/aqpslb

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[latent walrus]

is ts ragebait?

[silver ibex]

ch

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-day-are-you-ready-for-some-football-gif-16278812894835706568

[split island]

F4 better than e4 anyways lol

[neon flax]

no

[split island]

Fr

[polar zealot]

wanna try?

[split island]

Delusional af

[torn flicker]

Its a good gif

[wise fog]

https://discord.gift/9V86u52RCfFEPc5u

[split island]

No but it is a forced loss in 3 e4

[latent walrus]

its lowk just not good

[obsidian plume]

See? Magnus lost to me. London style. https://imgflip.com/i/aqpslb

[neon flax]

it is

[polar zealot]

would u beat me if i player f4

[latent walrus]

how so

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[hollow rapids]

it's move 4 and bro only has 6 minutes left, even if i'm gonna get a worse position i'm flagging his ass

[split island]

Fuh nah i am ass

[neon flax]

cuz fried liver

[fleet geyser]

works on 1200 to 1500

guaranteed piece

[obtuse stump]

Then he turns into a gm suddenly

[neon flax]

i use it sometimes as 100 elo

[split island]

But if they levi then traxler

[polar zealot]

im worse

[alpine lagoon]

How about the best opening with black ? For beginners intermediate I think it's the French 🥖🥖🥖

[latent walrus]

🥀

[split island]

I am even worse

[fleet geyser]

i mean ye for sure fried liver on 2000 would suck

[topaz shoal]

I think caro cann

[polar zealot]

nope

[hollow rapids]

gm with 5 minutes on the clock in the setup he chose for himself could still probably f me up ngl

[fleet geyser]

wdym 2000 still using fried liver?

[split island]

When opponent plays fried liver against me i take the knight cuz i played Bc5

[polar zealot]

well why wouldnt they

[fleet geyser]

idk theres just better options

[alpine lagoon]

I always take the pawn to avoid theory xD

[obsidian plume]

London is the answer. You 600-1600 rated will become 2k if you took my lessons and apply it.

[polar zealot]

i like that option

[obsidian plume]

[split island]

Dry ahh game honestly but fair

[latent walrus]

london is so boring tho

[fleet geyser]

anderssen opening is better for 3000

[topaz shoal]

I am not good at chess

[split island]

Yeah sounds like london sit back and let him blunder carry and not real skill

[polar zealot]

absolutely not

[fleet geyser]

a3 is key

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> darkfiredrago67

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Rapid: 281 (peak)

[polar zealot]

im not playing no h3

[split island]

Exchange caro kann is dry

[polar zealot]

oh its a3 mb

[heady sorrel]

heeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooo

[hollow rapids]

there is theory in the exchange caro kann

[alpine lagoon]

Not necessarily, you can send the flang c pawn or castle opposite side

[split island]

He is soo peak

[polar zealot]

is u mad

[tardy carbon]

I play fried liver against 2,1k elo sometimes for fun

[obsidian plume]

London is not boring.

Staying at 1500 rating is

[split island]

Nah but yeah u get e semi open and c semi open but like it is still a dry game

[alpine lagoon]

But the theory is the same as just developing your pieces naturally

[heady sorrel]

London is not boring.

Staying at 1500 rating is

[fleet geyser]

yes its for high elo only its so heavy theory that even magnus cant do it

[latent walrus]

what are you on about

[hollow rapids]

no it's not?

[split island]

Staying at 1500 and playing chess is better than 3000 and playing a London

[heady sorrel]

what are you on about

[polar zealot]

its literally the sharpest line

[heady sorrel]

Staying at 1500 and playing chess is better than 3000 and playing a London

[stark oracle]

how do I connect my chess account

[obsidian plume]

I will coach you. London. And you will reach 2k

[split island]

Fr?

[obsidian plume]

Thats what im saying.

[heady sorrel]

I will coach you. London. And you will reach 2k

[latent walrus]

i dont need a coach?

[polar zealot]

had my best classical games in the exch

[obsidian plume]

You need coach. Everyone does

[split island]

I thought the f3 gambit is cooler from my experience the games are dry in exchange

[fleet geyser]

i thought once u enter 2000 fried liver will be countered

[heady sorrel]

N

[stark oracle]

I will coach you. London. And you will reach 2k

[split island]

No

[alpine lagoon]

Send the flang pawn no theory in that

[polar zealot]

oh hell nah u dont play the fantasy shi in classical

[latent walrus]

not really

[split island]

No i am talking dxe4 f3

[hollow rapids]

nobody plays c3, they all play Nc3

[heady sorrel]

I will block you. And you will reach 6-7k

[stark oracle]

fried liver is countered by all 800s as well

[polar zealot]

its white to move vro

[obsidian plume]

Lesson number 1

Memorize basic pattern

[heady sorrel]

when lesson 67

[stark oracle]

dont block im sorry

[split island]

Yes black takes e4 then white gambits f3

[polar zealot]

its not blacks move

[acoustic solar]

Yoo

How do I avoid stalemate

[split island]

Bro e4 c6 d4 d5 Nc3 exd4 f3

[alpine lagoon]

Lose

[fleet geyser]

bishop on h8 check

[polar zealot]

Nc3 is asking for a dry game

[obsidian plume]

Play london. And you will checkmate instead of stalemate

[acoustic solar]

I play london

[split island]

Alein gambit?

[polar zealot]

and f3 is just a pawn and a worse gambit that other ones

[tardy carbon]

I mean, yeah, they counter you, but you need to know the whole line so you don’t end up in a worse position.

[alpine lagoon]

Alien gambit

[split island]

Well i thought the games were cool there

[alpine lagoon]

My gambit my legacy

[polar zealot]

as i said not in classical

[civic verge]

anyone wanna have match?

[acoustic solar]

London if I am white
Kings indian if I am black

[split island]

To assert dominance

[split island]

Racist

[pine ember]

Damn same

[polar zealot]

i mean if you know what youre saying why are you saying you;re bad lets play

[fleet geyser]

anderssen in classical trust

u win 100% against gms even if ur 1000

[acoustic solar]

But fr how do I avoid stalemate

[split island]

No i am talking from what i experienced the mfs in exchange play like their life is dependant on game

[polar zealot]

breathing, drinking water

[obtuse stump]

count ur pieces squares 1by1

[fleet geyser]

take time to look at what squares ur pieces hit

[alpine lagoon]

Checkmate

[split island]

If i playa against a gm he has 1 sec no increment i have 1 hour with 2 day increment i can win

[torn flicker]

By moving the king

[split island]

True

[acoustic solar]

Hmm

[fleet geyser]

what do u think just play a3 and u win

anderssen meta yall are sleeping on it LOL

[split island]

Against magnus not any gm

It will be like 50 moves lol

(magnus glaze)

[split island]

I saw that n word btw

[polar zealot]

why is tokyo writing the n word

[torn flicker]

Im not?

I wasnt even here rn

[split island]

Cuz he racist

[polar zealot]

yall are 3 doing that 😭

[fleet geyser]

a3 then h3 thats the only 2 moves it will take to make magnus surredner

[split island]

Magnus is him

[hollow rapids]

https://www.chess.com/game/168637115612?action=createLiveChallenge average 1000 game

[torn flicker]

Am not writing it gng

[split island]

Hung 3 queens and 2 bishops then talks bad about 3 digit games lol

Is the average 1000 elo

Got ur ahh

[fleet geyser]

ill play the anderssen everytime even until i get a title trust

[frozen hemlock]

hi bald

[hollow rapids]

wdym i hung 3 queens and 2 bishops

[split island]

@heady sorrel is spamming the n word

[frozen hemlock]

what's your elo?

[split island]

In general

[fleet geyser]

pls use anderssen everyone its the best opening

[heady sorrel]

you is lying

[fleet geyser]

whos bro tagging

[split island]

I have proof

[obsidian plume]

[polar zealot]

what if i was the one talking shi about them

[heady sorrel]

you show proof

[obsidian plume]

Best opener

[split island]

Valid

[torn flicker]

Not me gng

[split island]

Not trusted but u seem racist

[fleet geyser]

andersen is better bro what are we doing a3 is the way to play an opening

[hollow rapids]

have a look at the game bro you're not gonna be disappointed

[heady sorrel]

no proof me no racis

[torn flicker]

Hah my screen record quality still is dogshit

[obsidian plume]

Use OBS. Max quality

[feral crystal]

Random question at what level (rapid) will I start to play titled players

[torn flicker]

Nah i like it dogshit

[split island]

I am 1000 rlo btw the mfs i play hang pieces it is a hit or miss either they lose positional or just play worse that the 100 elo they were bullying

[polar zealot]

2200

[split island]

Ur pfp is racist

[warm ginkgo]

1v1

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/corn-corny-midwestvseverybody-murka-gif-7755072480627115285

[fleet geyser]

takes 5 mb just to clip a 6 second video that u will forget to delete

[feral crystal]

Only 200 more elo to go 😭

[polar zealot]

intresting message to answer to

[frozen hemlock]

💔

[polar zealot]

rapid isnt worth it because its messed up in CC

[split island]

U donot need OBS to record a dc chat

[lone glen]

Meow, Hi chat

[torn flicker]

Uncencored corn

[split island]

Get out u monke

[warm ginkgo]

I'm so dirty why did I read that as *orn

[torn flicker]

Fellow cat

[split island]

Cuz it is

[lone glen]

Racism in this chat in 2026?!

[lone glen]

Meow rawl?!

[split island]

Yes one mf was spamming n word emojis like 3 secs ago

[torn flicker]

Yes racism is still in

[frozen hemlock]

😂

[warm ginkgo]

Lol

[lone glen]

So sad😭

[feral crystal]

How so is it messed up?

[obsidian plume]

Suggesting what? Screenshot? Everyone can edit what was actually said.

Video is more believable. (Though editing is still possible but more difficult)

[lone glen]

WTF?

[split island]

Racism in everyone's veins u probably are racist to dogs

[hollow rapids]

<@&745328830649991179> someone is spamming the n-word repeatedly as emojis

[lone glen]

Nah bro, i just hate u

[hollow rapids]

and then deleting it

[split island]

Cool

[torn flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-cat-banana-cat-crying-gif-15062598587219580285

[polar zealot]

its a ridiculous place i swear

[torn flicker]

Everyone said i was spamming the N word but it wasnt me

[split island]

That is disrespect btw u had a cat pfp i have a sloth or something why mistake me for a dog

[frozen hemlock]

who is 1200 elo here?

[lone glen]

Guys, should i do an insane Catalan session?

[feral crystal]

Wdym by that?

[obsidian plume]

Mods can see deleted messages in their logs. You cant troll chat here with N words and get away with it.

[split island]

@polar zealot

[hollow rapids]

mods can check hwo sent what idk maybe they can check who used emojis

[polar zealot]

excuse me

[split island]

No play coca cola gambit

[latent walrus]

in what time control

[lone glen]

Nah bro, u give hater vibes

[frozen hemlock]

10 minz

[split island]

Finally he speaks truth

[latent walrus]

oh

[polar zealot]

@split island am i?

[torn flicker]

Well i wasnt even here bc i turned my phone of bc my teacher was lwk side eyeing me

[split island]

Fair enough

[obsidian plume]

No! London is good

[frozen hemlock]

please play with me, I want to lose 1 or 2 matches with you

[split island]

Yes you are soo good for a 2000 elp u should be 100 to assert dominance

[lone glen]

MEOOOOOOOOOW

[latent walrus]

im 1500 i dont think thats fair dawg💔

[polar zealot]

any 1500 can reach 2000 rapid easily and then after that its just the jungle and most people stop playing

[obsidian plume]

Nice rating. Yummy

[split island]

Says who?

And also play a jobava

[polar zealot]

what rating do you think i am

[lone glen]

Thanks my fellow furries

[frozen hemlock]

I only want to lose my 2 elo

[split island]

2100

[torn flicker]

🇬 🇪 🇷 🇲 🇦 🇳 🇾 on top

[split island]

Go to chess academy the mfs there sleep in closets and are furries

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goblet (gobletfromtunis)

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Name: goblet (gobletfromtunis)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2254 (2264 peak)
Blitz: 2406 (peak)
Bullet: 2344 (2392 peak)

[barren slate]

DEUTSCHLAND JAA

[torn flicker]

Even tho am austrian germany is decent

[split island]

Deutschland FICK YAAAA

[frozen hemlock]

fr, I want to get exactly 846 elo and for that I need to lose 2 elo

[obsidian plume]

Unfortunately your rating is like Bardock's ki blast. And my london is like Frieza's Supernova that destroyed Vegita Planet

[torn flicker]

Bc it all was once years ago

[barren slate]

ÖSTERREICH JAAAA

[strange remnant]

the new virus decreases your dih length by 3 inches
sonnn

[woeful dune]

where?

[split island]

Mix it up u get a knight fork flag

[split island]

Reacting n words @heady sorrel

And deleting

[barren slate]

Weird question do Austrians just speak German

[split island]

Idk

[feral crystal]

Ahh ok thanks

[lone glen]

Guys, is it the Catalan like cc said, the Bogo-Catalan like lichess said or the Bogo-Indian like Chesstempo said

[torn flicker]

We speak german but dialekts

[polar zealot]

nope

[split island]

Isn't this ninzo indian?

[obsidian plume]

Ich liebe london. Miau

[strange remnant]

austrians speak austrianese obviously

[woeful dune]

do you have a screenshot, I don't see it

[small jungle]

Yes

[barren slate]

Okay so there isn't smth called Austrianian

[lone glen]

Nimzo would have a kinght pinned

[torn flicker]

I bin aus österreich

[split island]

Oh

[torn flicker]

Nope js dialekt name like in styria its steirisch

[split island]

Ich u mean?

[barren slate]

Austrianease

[strange acorn]

i would call it a catalan, but it still is a transposition dance

[split island]

AutraiKnees

[lone glen]

So is it the Catalan?

[torn flicker]

Na ge des is a dialket scheiß auf "ich"

[split island]

Fk dich

Ok*

[strange acorn]

its the closest

[nocturne charm]

guys a mod is going online

[barren slate]

Ich liebe dih

[torn flicker]

Nah geh du blitzkneisa ge und schläch di ham du nuddlesuppnprinz

[lone glen]

Okk

[old verge]

did we add a german chat

[split island]

Ok i donot speak german that good i am A1

[slim gulch]

ich spreche Deutsch

[torn flicker]

Ne

[split island]

That did get accepted to art school

[hasty sierra]

Lmao

[torn flicker]

Deitsch oda österreichisch?

[hasty sierra]

Why r y'all speaking German?

[nocturne charm]

why do you have chatgpt in your bio

[split island]

Can i spam the n word in my local chess club

[nocturne charm]

yes

[hasty sierra]

ts ain't chat gpt son

[slim gulch]

I'm faking it 💀

[steep tendon]

what's up guys

[nocturne charm]

i do that everyday

[torn flicker]

Bc germans are the best ra- no

[split island]

Vibe code final boss

[strange acorn]

how is a locked out person talking

[hasty sierra]

Nine

[split island]

Thanks

[hearty lark]

nah it bad

[barren slate]

Hola

[split island]

Whats good negus (king in latin)

[surreal knoll]

Let's play 2 truths 1 lie
Who's playing

[hasty sierra]

Hii

[nocturne charm]

<@&745328830649991179> mods hes bypassing the n word

[steep tendon]

idk

[hasty sierra]

I'm stuck at 800elo lmao

[torn flicker]

Negro=black in spanish or smth

[split island]

It is a real word btw

[split island]

True

[proud crystal]

my rapid rating is stuck at 2200 🥀

[split island]

Skill issue

[scarlet arrow]

Meow

[hasty sierra]

Thanks

[nocturne charm]

hahahahahaha

[split island]

Wtf does a pregnant man have to do with that

[nocturne charm]

theres a locked out person here

[proud crystal]

wrong gif

[surreal knoll]

Idk who reacted

[proud crystal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[hasty sierra]

He's probably gay

[nocturne charm]

LOL HE GOT LOCKED OUT

[strange acorn]

Bald Yellow locked out 💀

[nocturne charm]

LOLLLLLL AHWHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[surreal knoll]

Who

[proud crystal]

[strange acorn]

i think he was prepared to be locked out with his day old account

[hasty sierra]

Lmao

[hasty sierra]

Idk

[viral egret]

nothin wrong with that