#💬〡chess-talk
1 messages · Page 3317 of 1
dw theyll do that all the way to 1000
Bruh
yeah that's a little sus
are you guys talking about gawain jones KID book
Cap
yo someone teach me Russian so I could hide my feelings from my hb
he wants to play e5
but my old prep goes c5 an I don't want to quit that
I went from "oh hell no not the Caro" to "oh he's prob talking about the Kan sicilian"
mad waste of money i regret buying it (i dont play the KID)
he has two
the reference is pretty MASSIVE yk
two chessable courses
yeah
I've read 1200 pages before so easy task
acting like a tsundere half japanese half russian girl for you
Helou guys
800 pages of one book of a single opening?
brother 😭
Hi king
Just quit atp
Can u help me get to 1k elo pls
Check out this #chess game: NemanjaNedoviccccc vs Thenotoriousachen - https://www.chess.com/game/live/132636627061
































































1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Ng5 c5 6. Bc4 e6 7. N1f3 Nc6 8. Qe2 h6 9. Nxf7 Kxf7 10. Ne5+ Nxe5 11. dxe5 Nd5 12. O-O Qh4 13. f4 Nb6 14. Bd3 g6 15. Be4 Qd8 16. Rf3 Be7 17. Bxg6+ Kxg6 18. Rg3+ Kf7 19. Qh5+ Kf8 20. f5 Qd4+ 21. Be3 Qh4 22. Qg6 Bg5 23. Rxg5 hxg5 24. Bxc5#
Rate my game hahaha
Just put the Gawain Christopher Bernard Maroroa Jones in the bag bro
its 1 out of 2 books he has on the opening too
beg for me first
I use some of his lines though like in orthodox
szczodrze
Wtf
omg basically greenflower
wszyscy
trust it'll work
pszczoly

He has a different rec for semi-averbakh if u play Nbd7 KID
I’m chillin
Am I going crazy or are you someone's alt
maybe
true
but I'm not taking that no way
not for my main prep at least
find it out
I can't figure out who
they have a guns.lol profile and made their account in 2026 its 500% an alt
mmmmhhh sure
Ts so baller
Can someone play me in chess
@marsh anvil Do you play in local tournaments?
this is why i prefer the benoni
waffle can u pls teach me russian 😭😭😭😭
i used to
Any asians?
Me
No
me
They got nuked off the planet
Anyone tryna watch me play pls
suka = shit or smth
@ is Asian
No, im still here
suka blyat
I'll play you
bat okeyy
Any white?
Me
No u watch ME play
White asian?
And help me get 1k elo lol ez
I wanna turn into alya frfr (my build is low-key lean)
dream build: alya
Nuh
Who’s alya
omg cookiezi mentioned
Yuh
Nuh
Yuh
Nuh
alya hides her feelings in russian manga/ anime
The goat
That anime character who speaks russian
Bruh
souds like those will be rated games?
Im in the process of watching this show
what about watching it w me /j
Yes u tryna help me
I’m playing rn
this looks good though
watch 86 and Umamusume Cinderella Gray bro
<@&745328830649991179> this guy is trying to cheat
@magic shard @zealous marsh @cursive narwhal @candid merlin @buoyant warren @cobalt oxide @jade relic @marsh anvil @gilded kite
Yes?
😑
all anime characters speak the same language and that is gibberish (high pitched gibberish if it's a female)
Bruhz
Hiiii
I watched ep 1 of 86 thats up next for me
im hard
PEAKKKKK
A
Yeah, most common line. Not that anyone plays semi-averbakh tho
Idk, i haven't watched anime, I only know cuz anime has randomly started popping up and ruining my insta feed
whats the matter? cant get 1000 elo the normal way?
I'm just gonna play my prep and win
Im a very baaaad boy
How tf am I cheating bro 😂
yeah you liked that didn't you?
LOOK IT'S THE AURA MONSTER
I got so much reaction and aura
Noooo
asking someone to help during a rated game counts as outside assistance and therefore cheating
What is the genre of the 86 anime you are talking about?
No 67 grrr
Is it not coaching
google it
The chess board only has 64
coaching isn't during rated games what r u on
Breh, im too lazy
Bruh my fault big bro
youre asking for someone to watch you play so you can get 1000 easy
so you're asking them to help you on what moves to play
69 is a better meme
Bro @potent gulch please change that profile please😭🙏🙏
a weird mix of politics, mecha and romance that somehow created the best thing I've ever watched
Ngl u talk too much carlton
Ok
😑
I made the big tops
Nothing is, the rook meme better
for the record i also dont like it when people "coach" (i.e. backseat) someone else in a ranked match in games like valorant or lol and the like
Why so lmaooo
cough dantes jynxzi cough
It's my favorite furry artist 🥺
THE ROOK
I don’t play valorant so I’m chillin
DA ROOOOOK
same concept
that was actually funny ngl
but my point stands 
It doesnt look good on u
Howwwww, he's such a good musician tho 🥺
I get what u mean
ja
Am i a bad boy
Lmaooo, maybeeee
No ur a very good boy
yes you are, now kneel down
Can you be a very gooder boy?
No but u can
Only good boys do the shit
don't make me force you
Nah bro, u are so submissive
Ur the submissive one🙂
Ping everyone i dare u
skull reacted to yourself
I'll ping you daily for the next 365 days
Good boy
I'm a girl but ok
Who's gonna tell him the rook isnt free 💔
Let him fall for it muhehehe
A furry u dumbass
OGURI DON'T GET GREEDY AND EAT MORE STUFF 
Yeah he did fell for it 😭

AGM is easy lol
biblical levels of gluttony
U think he thought my queen was blocking my bishop?
He probably didn't even noticed the diagonal
Like, that it was defended
A part of me wanted him to take the pawn
wow
guess what
what
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 a6 5. c4 Nf6 6. Nc3 Bb4 7. Qd3 O-O 8. e5 Ng4 9. Qg3 Bxc3+ 10. bxc3 Qa5 11. Bf4 d5 12. Be2 Nc6 13. Nxc6 bxc6 14. Bxg4 Rb8 15. Be2 d4 16. O-O Qxc3 17. Bd3 g6 18. Bh6 c5 19. Qh4 Rb5 20. Qf6 Qxd3 21. Qg7#
Hi chat, im AGM
Hi AGM!
Hi granger 😄
I destroyed the heck out of the bot and pulled 2 brilliants against it in the end
you were right, I just had to lock in
I'm a FM
Hi chat, im Magnus
Furry master
I beat real FMs
Bet
I'm FmM
Fruit master
What's that 🔥?
Will you beat one also apro?
Lol
Fmboy Master
Niceee 🔥
Damn
Probably be beaten instead
come now whatre we doin here 💔
Someone wanna play
XD
I'm 600 :(
Fr...
are you proud of me?
Should i ping everyone?
no
you kinda get timed out for a while for doing that
shouldve been on top of your game
💀
bro I'm trying to wear my thigh highs
Nice you asian furry
it's fem
Femfurry?
Fanboy
I'm a fanboy to
He's speedrunning it
Donation
Meow like a good girl
no
i meow for someone here
and maybe bark for them
Which manga is your pfp from?
True furry words
doublesizedmcchicken
it's a nice manga
Furry manga
APRO HI
withasideoffries spinoff
Hiiii :3
No, its a fem boy furry
how u doin
andalargedrpepper trilogy
Eww
Free elo
give me free elo pls
@potent gulch HIIII!
Doing guhhh, just chilling on discord rn, it's quite cold so I'm just relaxing while listening to songs
Apro, I got 1600
Hiiiii!!! :3
This is the Chess.com profile of detetive_do_helicoptero. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1649 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1051 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 1240 (peak)
Eyyyyy nice!!!! 🔥
im good
Congratsssss!!!
eeeeee should i hug for warmer experience /j
I'm on my way to 1700
It wouldn't be bad at all :p
pls I'll beg for it
@potent gulch wanna help promote my server?
Let's gooooo
Suree, how can I help :p
My games have improved so much in such a short time
We can play queen odds blitz
U can DM the server and yall can have free group sessions
BEAUTIFUL!!! 🔥
idl endgames fr im trying to study it

Tablebase
ta
Ouhhhhh, I mean yeah, If I find someone willing to join us I'll surely do it ^^
If anyone could help me with ideas for fundraising for my schools chess team to nationals please reach out
Wanna invite your friends?
new record
promote your chess team
I can see later whoever is willing to :p, cuz most are already in other groups of chess so idk if they'd like to join more, but sure I can try later ^^
And @potent gulch you are 50 points away from 2000
I'm not getting that so soon 😭lol
I don't think I have the capacity to, at least not yet idk
Kk
have u not been 2k before
Nah, close enough tho
No
This is the Chess.com profile of aprocurayt. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1950 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1719 (1808 peak)
Bullet: 1471 (1524 peak)
I’m trying on social media and stuff. We are super underrated, but everyone is like 1800-low 2000s and we have a whole year to prepare.
Close enough but not enough
oh lol u got to work on ur shit then
Trying 🥺🙏
We got second in state for our first year competing
im rooting for y'all! but gl :>>
Thank you 😊
what state
Georgia
Sup yal
oh that's not bad
Good luck to you guyss ~
Thank you
Appreciate it
hello free coaching in bio nice to meet you
Hi
We somehow need to find 1300 dollars to cover our fees 😭
I thought u were cirrin for a sec
a gofundme?
?
myb chess players who r older put passionate for the youth
put it around yr school
parents of the kids not willing to chip in anything or
Depends
Look at my game
Our school is broke and they can’t chip much
That wouldn’t work
any local chess club? where you can find a bunch of older people with some money to burn
How could I find these people
ig yall could win some tournaments
local chess club
chess clubs, local tds
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Bg5 O-O 6. Nf3 Re8 7. Bxf6 Bxf6 8. h3 e5 9. d5 c5 10. Qd2 a5 11. a4 Na6 12. Na2 Nb4 13. Nxb4 axb4 14. b3 Bd7 15. h4 Bg4 16. Ng5 h6 17. Nh3 Kh7 18. g3 Bf3 19. Rg1 Bxe4 20. f3 Bxf3 21. Qe3 Bg4 22. Nf2 Qc8 23. Be2 Bxe2 24. Kxe2 Qf5 25. Rac1 h5 26. Ne4 Qg4+ 27. Kd3 Be7 28. Ng5+ Kg7 29. Rcf1 Rf8 30. Ne4 f5 31. Nxc5 Qd4+ 32. Qxd4 exd4 33. Ne6+ Kh7 34. Nxf8+ Rxf8 35. Kxd4 Bf6+ 36. Kd3 Be5 37. Re1 b6 38. Re2 Kh6 39. Rgg2 g5 40. hxg5+ Kxg5 41. Ra2 Ra8 42. Rge2 Bxg3 43. Re7 Be5 44. Rg2+ Kf6 45. Rb7 h4 46. Rbg7 f4 47. R2g6+ Kf5 48. Rg5+ Kf6 49. R7g6+ Kf7 50. Rh6 Bf6 51. Rf5 Kg7 52. Rhxf6 Rh8 53. Rxf4 h3 54. Rf1 h2 55. Rf7+ Kg6 56. R7f6+ Kg7 57. Rxd6 h1=Q 58. Rxh1 Rxh1 59. Rxb6 Rh3+ 60. Kd4 Rxb3 61. Kc5 Kf7 62. Rxb4 Rd3 63. Kc6 Ke7 64. Rb7+ Kd8 65. d6 Rc3 66. Rb8#
Nvm dw
Not much around our area
you could fit like 4 or more people into 1 hotel room if some people bring sleeping bags and are willing to sleep on the floor btw
ive done that before
we had four dudes in a one bed hotel room driver got the bed and the rest of us just found spots
depends on how badly yall wanna compete
IVE DONE IT FINALLY.. i made chess 2
hehheheheheheHAHHAHAHHAHAHGAHAa I WILL BE RICHH
anyone wanna play unrated im not very good
yeah off of stupid people buying their memberships
how r u going to monetize chess 2
stupid people will make me rich
asking if the ruy lopez opening is good, can anyone tell me?
I dont see the brilliance of this sequence
imagine you pull a 5 star waifu skin for your pawns
Na i just made it and lowkey wanna find someone to playtest thats why im here
asking if the ruy lopez opening is good, can anyone tell me?
Sureee, send the link :p
no it's a really bad opening only the best players play it that's why it's really bad trust me id never lie
no, the Ruy Lopez is fine but its kinda theory heavy at higher levels
so anyone tryna playtest with me.. the server is free so it might act clunky but it works notheless.. until its out of alpha i dont wanna pay fopr servers yet obv
bruh u capping man, its a grandmaster opening
Can anyone explain this
u can play it at any level if u know basic principles
responses proving that the best way to get people uninterested in helping is to provide a wrong answer
yes, i agree
im tuff
We are down to do that but it would be a trip from Georgia to Illinois.
So logistically we still would need some funding
NVM I SEE IT
how many people? will you guys carpool?
you can seriously cut down some costs if you haven't done so already
Yeah all of that
5 plauers
1 driver
sadly i can't think of any funraising strategies. If you guys are playing in any tournaments before nationals, go ask around
I can show u the plan if u want to see it
no im sure you guys have thought of more stuff than i have
rob a bank
Thanks anyways tho
np
This is the Chess.com profile of imnotadoggy. Take a look!
Name: ♟️ ♟️ (imnotadoggy)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1150 (1158 peak)
Blitz: 782 (863 peak)
Bullet: 839 (957 peak)
This is the Chess.com profile of sacrifice_the_kiing. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 383 (451 peak)
Blitz: 123 (383 peak)
Bullet: 221 (362 peak)

I love those cat pfps XD
i am best 383
source: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168609792716/review?move=25
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Nf6 5. Nh3 Bc5 6. Ng5 Qe7 7. Bxf7+ Kf8 8. [Bb3] Nd4 9. Qe3 a5 10. a4 Ra6 11. Nc3 Rb6 12. Nb5 c6 13. Na7 Rxb3 14. cxb3 Nc2+ 15. Ke2 Nxe3 16. Nxc8 Qd8 17. d4 Bxd4 18. Bxe3 Bxe3 19. fxe3 Qxc8 20. Rhf1 Kg7 21. b4 axb4 22. b3 Qa8 23. g4 Qa6+ 24. Ke1 Nxg4 25. h3 Nh2 26. Kf2 Nxf1 27. Rxf1 c5 28. Kg2 Qd3 29. Nf7 Rf8 30. Nxe5 Qxb3 31. Nxd7 Rxf1 32. Kxf1 Qd3+ 33. Kf2 Qxd7 34. e5 Qxa4 35. Kf3 Qd1+ 36. Kf4 b3 37. h4 b2 38. h5 gxh5 39. e6 Kf8 40. Kf5 b1=Q+ 41. e4 Qf1+ 42. Ke5 Qb2+ 43. Kd6 Qd1+ 44. Kc7 Qg7+ 45. Kc8 Ke7 46. e5 Kxe6 47. Kb8 Kxe5 48. Kc8 c4 49. Kb8 c3 50. Ka7 c2 51. Kb6 c1=Q 52. Kb5 h4 53. Kb4 h3 54. Kb5 h2 55. Kb6 h1=Q 56. Ka7 h5 57. Kb8 h4 58. Ka7 Qdc2 59. Kb8 Qa1
lets play yo
I accidentally hang a piece but it shows up as brilliant
I'm so eeeeepy 😞
yo im new
Welcome!!!!
whats up
Bro is overthinking in chess always bad?
oof
Are you new to chess too or
cap no leaf beside ur name
you should have promoted 5 knights
yeah like 200 elo.... im ass
i just wanted to aurafarm cuz i sacrificed the rook fr
threatening an attack on the queen, a fork on c7 and checkmate on f6. Plus black cant castle because that’s losing big time too
Eyyyyyy, be welcome to the game and community!!! It's alright, we all have to start somewhere, literally!
you should have made 5 knights and checkmate him in the middle of the board using them
thats what i would do
Guys my peak was 1250 and now am 1104 i wonder if i have been awaken again
are you a dog
This is the Chess.com profile of imnotadoggy. Take a look!
Name: ♟️ ♟️ (imnotadoggy)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1150 (1158 peak)
Blitz: 782 (863 peak)
Bullet: 839 (957 peak)
no
Bro i feel so sorry for hans
I was wondering if theres anyways you guys used to improve I've been doing puzzles and learning the best i can for about 10 days for a 30-1 hour
Anyone tryna playtest my Chess 2 game i just made.. i need someone to play with
levy i wouldnt write that in that order
sure
wait a sec im in a match

That's great, but don't overwhelm yourself with studies, keep playing the game, your brain stills have to get used to the big chess board, watch begginer friendly vídeos like gothamchess tutorial videos and speed runs
Rate
how do you play with those pieces im crying
lmao
5000 elo gameplay
play me fr im 383
Killer pawn
alr
killer bishop on ZVAD13831
username
Also I'm below 300
This is the Chess.com profile of sacrifice_the_kiing. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 383 (451 peak)
Blitz: 123 (383 peak)
Bullet: 221 (362 peak)
Thunderfairy251
This is the Chess.com profile of darkfiredrago67. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 258 (peak)
Right thanks man but any opening I should learn?
This is the Chess.com profile of thunderfairy251. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 977 (peak)
Blitz: 416 (542 peak)
Bullet: 327 (377 peak)
by the way i wouldn't trust chesssigma ive seen the engine on that site miss simple 3 move tactics
How to sac the king
sent
k
octuple bongcloud
Not really, instead search for "opening principles" that's better than any opening theory for a beginner!! Because it's the foundation most of all openings in chess
It is a brilliant because u have checkmate on the next move with the rook. Nvm it’s not a checkmate but soon it will be
what is chess sigma 😭
opening principles thanks! ima get to it now thanks bro
- e4 e5 2 Ke2!!!!!!!!!!!
Niceeeee, and dw!!! We're all on the same path! To improve!! 🙂
I hope to see you again twin
Chess: no bro its not possible
Sameeee, if you wanna add me you can XD, I'm almost always here :p
- Nf3 2. Ng1 3. Nf3 4. Ng1 5. Nf3 6. Ng1 7. Nf3 8. Ng1
(black's moves are not included because they don't matter, this wins by default)
sent a friend rq
I win no matter what black plays?
alr lets play
yes
lets just do a quick blitz
Yupppp, just accepted!! If you get in doubt about something just ask me, I'd love to help
If you really wanted to you can play
- f4 e5
- g4!!!!!! Qh4#
Caht is this true
+296 
caht
and yes
I'm not asking u
+296 is good 
Hmm let me try
No
Free analysis 🥹
Why it's all knight
- Ke1e7+#!!
for 3 years tho but its fine
Btw what the x mean in bettween in some algebraic notations
This on is because i can make another queen i think
Mreow
That's when I made the acc
nihil lets go
bros a beginner
I agree
Come on
whats ur rating now?
btw what site is this
600, was 650
Thats nothing
my own (server link in bio)
but a lot of games I play ~900
Road to 1400 again 
oh fr damn alr where?
Road to 100
road to -67
in bio (can’t paste links here)
Road to - 500
jokes on you im ALREADY -500
Chat anyone down to try my game its similar to chess but not really at all
Where?
25 hours in GD?
Noted. I should have a rating like mittens . 1 !
wdym
oops it was in the background
lets play a game
i just wanna know if anyone can playtest it
I made chicken soup, I'm slurpin rn uwu
play me
This is the Chess.com profile of thunderfairy251. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 977 (peak)
Blitz: 416 (542 peak)
Bullet: 327 (377 peak)
Is this a good mate
ur lying
yea pretty good
alr lets go
yay
we could play blitz for a fast match
Why would I?
sure
no evidence
I'm gonna lose anyway
Sorry guys I can't 1v1 I'm only 1 elo
nah id blunder my queen in the 5th move so dont worry
Just thought I'd say
how old are y'all
Can I have tips on openings because my openings kinda suck rn
make sure you know the principles by heart
turning 19 this year im bout to be old af
alr i gotchu
Yeah I made it for the PP Gang
Learn london as white
someone give me pets plssss :3333
solid opening
19 and 3 feet tall
i send my regards
i dont see no chicken
Hmm okay
Look closer
mmm :333
too bad ur 1.5 feet
i mean you're sub 500 so just know the principles and you'll be just fine

i sent a challenge @fallen moon
k
oh wait dont accept
Give back pls courtesy
I'm 6'7
uh I don't see
This is the Chess.com profile of ialsoplaywithrubikscubes. Take a look!
Name: Name 1 Name 2 (ialsoplaywithrubikscubes)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 281 (288 peak)
Blitz: 322 (peak)
i changed it too blitz wait a sec
k
oh for sure i believe u
Wait I have 322 on blitz what
Came looking for cooper and found gold uwu
u can accept now
k
:3
I NEEED PLAYTESTERS PLEASE ANYONEE
Cheers
woah
Hi chat, im new to the server!!
welcome!
oh my bad @candid merlin
I used to use discord before but now just recently
yo can i dm someone to show an ss i need help to determine whether a person is cheating
gg only 28 pt dif
@fallen moon ggs bro
wdym by 900
rating that game
as in in the analysis?
yea
what did i get?
a
really? i guess i got what it takes to actually hit 1500
You fs do
i mean u kinda played too fast in the opening and just blundered everything
yep
why did u do that
pls forgive me @candid merlin
cause I didn't see Qxb2
and I suck at openings
the only thing I'm good at is endgames and I only get to play them when my opponents play like 800s lol
i mean u moved c3 what does it do tho
i suck at middle games i would lose if someone is so good at middle games
make pyramid for london lmao
theres a line that nc3 is better
huh
knight
will try, I wanna learn bishop opening so bad
cause you only gotta memorize like, 5 main beginning variations
that lead to checkmate in ~12
moves
uhh, sure, but I don't think I'ma do better, you played black
I wanna try smth put me black
oh for sure
another category finished..
or white
whats ur username again
Thunderfairy251
time for this one 😨
u want rapid? so u can think more
eh, sure
alr
What is chess the musical
my cat ate my entire chess set what do i do now
hello guys
Play in ur cat
ich bin ein heidelberger ahhh response
Idk what that is
I refuse
but it is so tuff
Meow, im new to the server guys!!!
never educate yourself
Wassup guys
"meow" ?
ello
bro pinged me wtf
Im a furry bro
sybau pls ^^
ok 👍
bro wth endgames are freaky
i meow for @buoyant warren to get pats :3
But like is this really a Catalan book?
chicken butt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
guys i wanna play againest a titled player to see for how much can i hold 😭
y'all, in the same game I sacrificed the rook AND blundered my queen AND lost
Your endgames are freaky
What's that mean
Who’s apro?
yes mate
larper final boss
a friend of hers and mine
u see it says catalan
they are weird and unusual but im not good so thats prob why
bud apro is a mutual friend with them
But why is the Slav included?
I'm playing chess while taking a shit
larp
Oh kk
I always do this
because black could play the slav 😭 😭
slav lines are included if youre trying to play the catalan
I play OTB by myself on toilet
yuh
But like then its not a catalan anymore
play bullet chess while shitting
but its important for catalan theory learning
i hear rook on the second rank is a good tip
genuinely empty space between this mans ears
Then why shouldnt they make a slav book?
if you play catalan you have to prepare for slav larper final boss 💔
mmm good boy
bud is just larping for the fun of it
CAN I HAVE PATS
Play reti move order
I never will.
no
yesssss
beg for it
Hi waffle
why am I low-key jealous
that just gives more opportunity for non-catalan transpositions
anyone want to play a game of blitz chess?
😭
ur headpats had extra impulse to it, dont be jealous ;3
gang we are not doin ts
.<
get a dm you two
Ok, but reti is not in the book
😭 reti move order is very uncommonly played, you can probably find a more extensive book or a reti move order catalan book
@buoyant warren goodnighttyyyyyyyy
night fem
Good knight
night
goodnight 
Hu guys
well fxck it I can't sleep without you hugging me
Then y a slav but not reti?
my night ain't good without u
😭 my guy
please stop the larp
my brain hurty from larp
why am I shooting 3's from men not women
@covert dagger wanna be friends?
hehe :333
I was losing to this idiot because I blundered a bunch and then he resigned for no reason
a book on the reti is just a book on a million other openings
He wanted to make your day, he also loves you.
I wanted to cuddle yall so much chat
maybe he had to go on urgent business idk
Larping master?
o/
LM
i just won a game
but it was such a bad game
im embarrassed of even playing like that
welcome local titled player
Guys not to brag but my uncle is grandmaster
it be like that
Yo, i used to get 100% in Ispy
dog
used to?
i played a game today and review said i played like a 300 (im 1100 )
Im not a dog
But i retired from GD
Okay
20 best moves 👍🏻
What about 24 excellents
yeah im cooked in the oven, how am I gonna win?
i blunderd a rook for no reason
I needa lock in I guess.
I ate a physical rook once and it came out of my mouth chipped
I think I ate the chipped part idk
playing chess at 4 am is a big blunder from me, don't be like me guys. (it's not 5 am)
I used to stay up until 6 am until school got busy
I used to play chess for 2 days straight
I knew how to play chess correctly and some little tactics for a few years but I only dedicated to playing chess a few months ago
im just bored rn so im tryna clear up all bots
The bot elos are so inaccurate
Since when did Jimmy beast play chess
I beaten magnus carlsen bot, that's a good flex.
play against real players bots are shitty
I don't want to randomly disconnect
it always happens
































































1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 e5 4. d5 b5 5. a4 c6 6. axb5 cxb5 7. Nc3 Bb4 8. Bd2 Bd7 9. Nf3 Qc7 10. Be2 Nf6 11. O-O Bxc3 12. Bxc3 Nxe4 13. Bxe5 Nd6 14. Bxg7 Rg8 15. Be5 Bh3 16. Nh4 Qe7 17. Bxd6 Qxd6 18. Re1 Kd8 19. Qd2 Nc6 20. Ra6 Rc8 21. g3 Kc7 22. Rxc6+ Qxc6 23. dxc6 Kxc6 24. Bf3+ Kb6 25. Qd6+
😭 dude beat magnus carlsen
@potent gulch look at this game
actually im feeling sleepy, I can't continue chessing.
wsp Kermit 2000 soon
Hi dimensional
ooh mainline QGA love to see it
i dont get many accepted actually
peace out.
everyone be playing slavs
love the compassion
broooo wth is even dimensional
awhh so generous
when dealing w the pin on g4, should i just ignore it and play? is it bad to kick the bishop? i sometimes play h3 right after d6 preemptively stopping the pin
Then I turned my last 4 pawns into queens and mated him that way
Yeah, not many porple accept it, but it seems most people don't play against it
So basically magnus would show you why you blundered and then you ask something else
ive been like very torn between preemptive block of pin and letting him move the bishop and develop my pieces
Because people often lying make the mistake on trying to protect that pawn
Triple B
@green veldt hi bro wsp
The c pawn
reaally??? people still play b5 for you?? i barely ever see that anymore
Some people just let it go, but it's common for them to try to protect it, and destroy the whole pawn formation
I'm 3 elo away from 300 lets go I'm moving up the ranks
Congrats!
@covert dagger the last time we talked, what's ur rating I forgot
1695
hitting the big 3 lets goo
now it must be 1700+?
nah i havent played rated in like a month or two now
too stressed for it, gonna wait until summer break
oh
good choice bro
I have tilted to 1707 now
2000 today light weight
from where
major problems going on
1818
i have 25 minutes for that
thats one rapid game 💔
all happened in a week btw
i lost 15 bullet in a row help me in a day
yeah its bullet
3 months of progress wasted in 1 week
my freind tilted from 2800 to 2500 bullet in not that long
Hii
hihi
hi
anyway toodles
imma sleep
byeeeeeeee @slow folio
always click sketchy server links kids
(that is a joke 💔 )
I think it's great for training your thinking speed
This is the Chess.com profile of detetive_do_helicoptero. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1657 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1051 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 1240 (peak)
nahh blitz yes once you get to a certain level, but bullet only much higher
like you dont need bullet until way above 2000
Hey
hey mohit!
I actually terrible at blitz
me too, im 1170
Sorry 
sorry mohit my guy, im going to sleep rn
alr good night bro!
cya all
Goodnight
Have a nice dream 😉
My dream is to be a chess master, and when someone asks "wow, do you do that for a living" I say "nah, it'sjust a hobbie"
Haha
guess what I did here
first time I felt I played a good opening in a long time 😭
answer: ||Kg2 and then Kh3||
Bro I’m genuinley not making any progress, I’m thinking abt just quitting this game
what's the idea for that move...?
the king is safer there
dont give up brah
That’s easy to say hard to do
you have to keep going until you get what you want
I can’t with this, I just keep winning and losing, wining and losing, rinse and repeat, RINSE AND REPEAT
did you expect to win every game....?
no he expected to lose and get better
No but I didn’t expect this
you didn't expect to win and lose???????
I lose and get better, win and get worse
bro???? 
I can’t with this
it's the nature of the game tho
if ur at a losing streak tho i'd say stop and take a break
How is taking a break gonna make me better tho
not to flex or anything but...
magnus vs hikaru
I'm back.
Me
What 😮
Sup
did you learn openings and stuff and like variations
Yea
what a saint lol
I recommend mating many times
do more puzzles idk
🫱
giving up aint gonna get you there tho
Actually I'm a baddie
oh really?
300 elo guys playing like it's the world championships and taking 5 minutes for every move is absolutely wild. Now I understand why Magnus arrives late to so many events
anyone use the saint George's defense?
are you also a baddie at chess?
I suck yea
yall how do i become better
Hi
which book should i buy
damm you cant have all the traits lol
Ngl my main on discord is limited but dont tell anyone
W dutch theory +2.5 on move 4
bro why am i so shit at 3|2 i play it the most out of all
What tc
howww
I was playing against some 500 elo guy on bullet and he did the alien gambit and lost miserably
Can't be perfect
MY GAMBITTTT MY LEGACY MY PRECIOUSSSS
Happens to me as white at 2k level
to improve tho it’s best to play longer time controls
so you can think out moves properly
yeah the 500 elo is not a prodigy at attacking like witty alien is
i dont know the names of any openings lol
yeah ive switched to 10 min, im trying to get my ratings up
yall best opening for white and black??
i prefer queens pawn
my opponents are prepped now in bullet and it makes me sad
italian and sicilian
yeah me too I’m terribly slow at thinking so I need thr time
if you want a solid game London system or queen's gambit for white and for black I'd go Sicilian
i treat 3|2 like bullet tm, its the opposite for me
U are 2k, u absolute larp
why does everyone go for sicilian in black?? is it THAT good??
yep
cool name thats why
Sicilian is so sexy
I love the accelerated dragon Sicilian
I prefer Caro-chan >W<
if ur opponent is lame and plays queen pawn u can do dutch defense
damn maybe thats why i suck i always open for black with king indian
caro kann is good but it's overrated in my opinion
carokann so hard to pull off
that's what I'm saying
i do king indian cuz its supper easy
king's indian is top 3 black openings
Don't u talk bad bout my 2nd wife
caro kann ass as black idk why its so played
15|10 I'm just a beginner so I'm trying to get as many games as I can without having to worry TOO much about feeling time pressure. But some people just take forever with every move. Or at least they're taking as long as it takes to screenshot the board, post it into an AI and read the answer
yeah different people are better at different time controls I guess
the french is what the caro wish it was
caro kann advance variation just leads you into some pretty clunky positions hard to win with
completely forgot about the french defense but that's pretty solid
Well they are using their time dawg
hmm Ive never been a fan of the French. I like the white side better

does anyone actually play king's gambit chat
it’s much easier to play as white
never met a person in my life playing king's gambit
Nah its ass
queen gambit better
no shit
ur not risking the king
yeah that's why no one plays the king's
kings gambit is actually quite good
kings gambit is one of those openings u have to prep a thousand lines ur opponents will not play
precisely
no one knows the theory rly
sup lads
but like try it
same with ruy lopez
it’s fun
what if someone knows the theory
then youre cooked
oh yeahhh i forgot about ruy lopez whats so special about it??
just pray ma dude
so king's gambit is hit or miss
i cant rly compare the ruy lopez to a gambit where u sacrifice a knight on like move 5 for positional gain
Black has like 50 viable setups with an advantage for them. Kg just isn’t great
it's a pretty aggressive opening that I like to play
true
which piceses does it revolve aroun
but most people assume kings gambit is bad so they don’t even bother learning the theory coz they think they can destroy it without the theory so irs all psychological really
the ruy revolves around the board
should I learn the trompowsky
bishops that pin knight at start n getting the knights on the king side after you castle short
after that u put pressure on king side
smth like this. I ain't really good at explaining
Our opponents might allow us the chance to go into the french knowing we’re comfortable with them going into the French but we also have to be comfortable with them knowing we’re comfortable in the french and them thinking they’re comfortable in the French thus allowing us to go into the french transposition
damn
imma stick with queen gambit as in low elo i sometime even win by scholar's mate
Beef shawarma is good asf btw

