💬〡chess-talk

[mild mirage]

Free ChessKid premium to anyone who's down

[pine jungle]

ok

[blazing dove]

If I lose the rapid I’ll hand the title of mater to you

[mild mirage]

This is the real fun master mike

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-pranked-pranked-haha-haha-pranked-my-beloved-my-beloved-haha-pranked-gif-20342577

[acoustic current]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[daring whale]

@manofeurope mirroring your every move

[grim crag]

@covert dagger

[dark ice]

I ain't beating 2500 elo 💀

[daring whale]

@prime moat

[mild mirage]

What a chonker

[covert dagger]

Wha

[pine jungle]

try it trust, u can

[dark ice]

I'm 1000 elo :(

[pine jungle]

doesn't matter 🫃

[sick jungle]

Who's a good chess player?

[dark ice]

fine

[daring whale]

Not me
If you check my stats you see the blunderball pfp

[pine jungle]

Magnus dubov aka gukesh

[sick jungle]

I mean in here cos I need help rq

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mr77games

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 439 (561 peak)
Bullet: 397

<:profile:1016802308278976642> vlad boo (vladimirboo2)

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Name: vlad boo (vladimirboo2)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 997 (peak)
Blitz: 740 (750 peak)
Bullet: 414 (766 peak)

[pine jungle]

ouch

[grim crag]

Get pranked

[blazing dove]

How do you do that

[sick jungle]

Do /profile

[grim crag]

Me I'm a vewy gwood chwess pwayer UwU

[daring whale]

The profile thing?
Use /profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Tesco Metro (tescometro)

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Name: Tesco Metro (tescometro)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1125 (1169 peak)
Blitz: 411 (441 peak)
Bullet: 199 (648 peak)

[dawn kayak]

Hasn’t he been falling off recently

[acoustic current]

use /owo

[dawn kayak]

YOU NEED
TO STOP
TALKING TO
ME PLEASE

[daring whale]

/𒐫

[grim crag]

use /7w7

[blazing dove]

is chess aids curable?

[daring whale]

My apologies

[dawn kayak]

Nope

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-guy-tommy-g-mcgee-tommy-g-what's-his-name-who-is-this-person-gif-11013894110510757231

[dawn kayak]

I’m joking

I just don’t Wanna go through a trusting thing

[grim crag]

Trust me bro, trust

[acoustic current]

you don't wanna trust each other?

[cobalt oxide]

theirs a decent amount of good people here
wether they'll teach you or not is a different thing
You ought to go to improvment talk

[dawn kayak]

Nope no trust

[grim crag]

thrust*

[acoustic current]

hahahaha 😂

[sick jungle]

Na its not to teach me lol

[acoustic current]

SHIT

[sick jungle]

I was just wondering about my opening wondering if its an actual opening or not

[frosty sparrow]

what for then?

[blazing dove]

What opening?

[grim crag]

Meow

[blazing dove]

Saucy

[pine jungle]

Ure don eating b d ?

[acoustic current]

English is my second language

[acoustic current]

wow that's like... very meow!

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[grim crag]

Mrreoow

[cobalt oxide]

oh ok

[dense gate]

whats the name of this move? it says it a book move

[pine jungle]

the Sandwich Opening Ducth variation.100% good trust

[frosty sparrow]

I think it’s decent but it’s not so great for your dark square bishop

[shell lynx]

Grand Prix

[pine jungle]

u just called it

[frosty sparrow]

Grand Prix

[acoustic current]

I'l be done in 20 min or so

[sick jungle]

I normally put it on b2 after

[dense gate]

thanks is it good

[frosty sparrow]

I mean it’s fine but not that easy to play imo

[sick jungle]

After castling ofc

[wet hollow]

Peak

[frosty sparrow]

if you like play it

[wet hollow]

Yeah its good

[grim crag]

Meow

[wet hollow]

So annoying to play against

[shell lynx]

Its decent. U can get some quick wins at the beginner and intermediate level. The ideas are simple and intuitive

[wet hollow]

Meow :3

[sick jungle]

I mean i was just practising against bots to find an opening that suits me and thats what I came up with

[pine jungle]

wow

[shell lynx]

Loses its sting the higher up you go

[cobalt oxide]

not specifically, it seems but its a sold opening choice

[proven wave]

Playing with people is much more helpful

[wet hollow]

I mean you can get it any level if we are talking online chess smh

[shell lynx]

Sure

[sick jungle]

Obviously but im not trying loose elo when I dont have a good opening

[grim crag]

Ominous statement

[frosty sparrow]

Online chess is a bit of a joke compared to otb ngl

[shell lynx]

Think my winrate against Grand Prix is like 60% to 70%

Shit I said the thing

[visual tapir]

it really is

[small jungle]

Grand pee for a reason

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Josiah Trentalance (taken)

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Name: Josiah Trentalance (taken)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2012 (2163 peak)
Blitz: 1839 (2085 peak)
Bullet: 1725 (1767 peak)

[wet hollow]

My wr against grand prix is prolly pretty bad

[dense gate]

yeah i got a 9 move checkmate off of it, he didnt see it

[visual tapir]

off my peak by a lot

talk about being washed

[sick jungle]

U should be 4000 elo tbh, just quit chess atp

[frosty sparrow]

Chess is tough man

[wet hollow]

My wr with 4N sicilian tho 🤤

[visual tapir]

its just a game

[balmy python]

bro cookie

[visual tapir]

elo shouldnt be the be all end all

[shell lynx]

Are you using chessly

[wet hollow]

Used to

[steady haven]

[covert dagger]

hey oz

[visual tapir]

I mean it might take me a while to be CM but until then we shall see

[balmy python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[sick jungle]

U should just hack a gms account

[dawn kayak]

Shhhh

[gray trout]

@slow prawn why did you just god crushed

[balmy python]

[slow prawn]

GGs @gray trout

[frosty sparrow]

CM is a big gap tho ngl, I think in rapid rating it’s close to around 2500 rapid

maybe 2600 blitz

[dawn kayak]

Son son son, he’s over 800 rating points lower than you

[gray trout]

Its not good game you played bad

[slow prawn]

idk man in the first game opening was good but middle game just so bad

[gray trout]

Yes, he just showed me why

[dawn kayak]

You can’t expect him to win every time

[grim crag]

Where my FMs at?

[gray trout]

He will never win!

[dawn kayak]

He knows less, and has less experience

[frosty sparrow]

FM too strong ngl

[slow prawn]

I will

[sick jungle]

Wanna 1v1

[dawn kayak]

He will eventually surpass you

[gray trout]

In the first game opening was good?? Thats it?

[grim crag]

Furry Masters yea ngl

[timid vortex]

I always miss these moves coming out of the opening. Best move for white

[frosty sparrow]

not rn my bad

[slow prawn]

On 13th May I hereby proclaim I will defeat magnesium here in this server one day

[safe patio]

yo

[dawn kayak]

Female master

[slow prawn]

yeah thats it

[gray trout]

Hahhahahaha that will never happend buddy, he will need years to reach where im at rn, but by that time ill already be titled player

[frosty sparrow]

furry masters are the best

[grim crag]

Meow

[dawn kayak]

You’ll be stuck as “trash talker, unable to reach CM”

[frosty sparrow]

k-k-kitten.. 👉👈

[gray trout]

Ill be cm

Easily

[dawn kayak]

Not if you think it’s easy

[grim crag]

Purrrr

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-reverse-smile-ishowspeed-confused-gif-17362243368421867313

[safe patio]

woof

[frosty sparrow]

Yeah definitely wasn’t a blunder

[dawn kayak]

Tournament players are a lot harder to beat than scrubs on chess.com

[gray trout]

@slow prawn This dud thinks you will one day be better than me do you actually belive that? I call it bs because im making progress too

[safe patio]

brother is that you

its me cagnus marlsen

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ijiranaide-nagatoro-nagataro-anime-anime-scared-worried-gif-21480363

[gray trout]

Ooo cagnus

[steady torrent]

how is this a blunder

[shell lynx]

Nxe4

[visual tapir]

offc

[grim crag]

Right on

[visual tapir]

also I need a GM coach

[shell lynx]

Qxg7 Bf6

[dawn kayak]

I dont even have a chess coach

[steady torrent]

but i can retake?

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[frosty sparrow]

gm coach for cm?

[shell lynx]

Both recaptures fall to the bishop pinning ur queen with Bh4

[undone delta]

He probably thought this was mate 💔

[steady torrent]

ohhhhh

[dawn kayak]

Okay fine jesus

[steady torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-13155340224942280357

[prime tulip]

Meow~

[steady torrent]

thanks

[prime tulip]

Also good morning guys!!

[safe patio]

still a mid move, queens forced to recapture stopping the mating threat

[safe patio]

yoo

[dawn kayak]

I would’ve too till i realized that queen there

[heady bear]

who can do a brilliant move ?

[prime tulip]

What's up!! ❤️❤️❤️

[grim crag]

Meow

[heady bear]

This easy

[undone delta]

I wanted to back rank him so badly but he resigned after i took his rook

[gray trout]

Judging by youre elo, only way you found out that it isnt mate is because the game on chess.com didnt automatically end

[grim crag]

Now we talkin

[grim crag]

Heyooooo

[dawn kayak]

180s are like that, not 500s

[prime tulip]

Meow meow meow

[dawn kayak]

500s are at least halfway smart

[undone delta]

Im low elo but im not stupid i saw his rook

[gray trout]

180s and 500s are they really different? Neither have an idea how to play chess

[heady bear]

Bruh no one even care about what i am text about...

[gray trout]

1000s are also in same boat

[grim crag]

Mweow

[steady torrent]

wow that was hard to spot thank you so much

[prime tulip]

Great job 🔥🔥👍👍

[dawn kayak]

Everyone past 300 has a decent idea of chess as a whole

[undone delta]

That just isnt true 😭

[shell lynx]

[frosty sparrow]

It’s all about perspective, some people could say the same thing about 1500s

[grim crag]

🤫 🙂‍↔️

[gray trout]

Hahhahahaa brutal statement buddy thats hilarious statement

[gray trout]

And well they wouldn't really be wrong

[clear axle]

peak comedy

[dawn kayak]

Decent, not like titled level, but can hold their own, has decent opening theory, can sort of middle game

[gray trout]

Alltho 1500 area little different than 300s and 1000s

[sullen dragon]

Would anybody be interested in like helping/ coaching me a little

[gray trout]

Nothing is decent about 300 elo chess buddy

[dawn kayak]

Caro kann is such a good defence

[clear axle]

^^^

[prime tulip]

💢 You need some correction 😖

[frosty sparrow]

What’s your elo Buddy

[grim crag]

Yoooo finally a caro lover

[gray trout]

2100

[clear axle]

💪

[grim crag]

Get jester'd

[dawn kayak]

Well 300 elo chess is about 2-3 blunders of whole game

[gray trout]

Slowly climbing

[frosty sparrow]

Why are you taking trash like this at 2100

[clear axle]

ermmmm

[undone delta]

He thought this was mate too

[clear axle]

where did you get that metric

[shell lynx]

Its drawn

[dawn kayak]

I always play caro-kann against 1.e4 as a whole

[grim crag]

My dear Caro-chan is there for me always

[gray trout]

Keep talking nonsense buddy, just say youre 300 elo, its embarrassing I know but this is even more embarassing

[shell lynx]

Oh wait its not I hallucinated lol

[dark ice]

I blundered a lot I kept losing, I atleast made it to end game

[dawn kayak]

Actually, i’m 228 😔

[clear axle]

ok man you don't have to go that hard on em

[cobalt oxide]

ello

[clear axle]

I understand they are wrong but you don't have to elo shame

[gray trout]

Brutal

[grim crag]

brb

[dawn kayak]

See, you don’t make fun of fat people at the gym, but you can make fun of shit chess players in chess discord servers?

[candid merlin]

I played chess with my friend last night, he was damn losing cuz I kept sacrificing everything to blow his king out and attract him to the weak square (mate) and when I look away, he started to put his pieces back and mate me with them, it ended in a 3 wins and 2 wins for my friend 💔💔😭😭

[frosty sparrow]

Be respectful man everybody was once there, it’s just about timing and where they are in their journey right now

[gray trout]

I feel bad now

[prime tulip]

Why is Caro-Chan still alive at this point 😭 💢 Some of you guys need behavior correction

[cobalt oxide]

aint no one want to study all em scillian lines

[frosty peak]

ChooseTheRecht (412) vs. InvisibleDeath79 (273)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 d6 3. d5 f5 4. exf5 e4 5. Nd2 Nf6 6. Bb5+ c6 7. Bf1 cxd5 8. Bb5+ Nfd7 9. Bxd7+ Bxd7 10. Ne2 Bxf5 11. O-O Bg4 12. f3 Bf5 13. fxe4 dxe4 14. Rxf5 e3 15. Ne4 Qe7 16. Qxd6 Qxd6 17. Nxd6+ Bxd6 18. Bxe3 Nc6 19. Rd1 O-O-O 20. Rf7 Be5 21. Bg5 Rxd1+ 22. Rf1 Rd4 23. Be3 Rh4 24. Bf2 Bxh2+ 25. Kh1 Bg3+ 26. Kg1 Bxf2+ 27. Kxf2 Rf8+ 28. Ke1 Re8 29. g3 Rd4 30. Kf2 Rf8+ 31. Nf4 Rd2+ 32. Ke3 Rfd8 33. Ne6 R2d3+ 34. Ke4 R3d4+ 35. Nxd4 Rxd4+ 36. Kf5 Rd5+ 37. Ke4 Re5+ 38. Kd3 Nb4+ 39. Kd4 Rd5+ 40. Kc4 Rb5 41. Kxb5 Nd5 42. Rf8+ Kc7 43. Rf7+ Kb8 44. Rxg7 a6+ 45. Kc5 Nc7 46. Kb6 Nb5 47. Rg8# 

[clear axle]

leading reason for caro popularity

[gray trout]

Well true you have to start at the bottom, total bottom

[dawn kayak]

Caro chan has great potential, it just needs a mentor

[candid merlin]

I played Sicilian against my friend and he played e5 after e4 c5

[wild vapor]

almost won then absolutely blundered my rook

[proven wave]

Hi

[buoyant warren]

We love caro-chan

[dawn kayak]

NOT THE ROCK

[balmy python]

Wa

[prime tulip]

HAI ❤️❤️❤️

[clear axle]

this is actually top 10 saddest moments of all time

[frosty sparrow]

So why aren’t you respectful? Just accept people are at different steps in their learning process

Btw @gray trout link your account

[dawn kayak]

I used to be genuinely a 100!

[grim crag]

Why you talkin about my Caro-chan.

[dawn kayak]

I’ve gotten a lot better

[frosty sparrow]

me too man

[gray trout]

No! i refuse!

[dawn kayak]

Caro-chan is MINE!!

[grim crag]

Meow

[cobalt oxide]

understanable
you ought to play d6 against that maybe

[grim crag]

Too late she already married me

[dawn kayak]

She’s cheating on you with me

[prime tulip]

If there's a Caro-chan there's a Scandi-chan, and Scandi is MINE 💢

[grim crag]

Fair enough

[dawn kayak]

She’s yours cuz she’s chopped

[prime tulip]

kings african defense

[cobalt oxide]

you can keep her

[buoyant warren]

Im taking alekhine-senpai

[grim crag]

I'm not jelly, you're just for giggles

[prime tulip]

Hmmm... actually that's reasonable

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-anime-meme-gif-6473363285945167133

[grim crag]

LOL

[proven wave]

This is what happens when we get very excited xD

[prime tulip]

bro just mate the king already 🥀

[clear axle]

we've all been there

[grim crag]

Reminds me of certain royalty

[slow prawn]

As I said before today on 13th may I proclaim that I will actually beat you one day in this server

[strong jetty]

pov me

[clear axle]

you got this bro I'll coach you up fr 💪

[prime tulip]

Isn't chess a game about cheating on your partner? Most people typically mate the enemy king with your queen, while the king is protecting the queen or "watching"

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[strong jetty]

crazycat

[digital python]

would checkmatae be forced here?

[slow prawn]

Lesssgooo please do I really need help with positional chess

[prime tulip]

Yes! Nice job 🔥

[slow summit]

how do people make it so it shows brilliant moves mid game

or can you not

[clear axle]

bruh what you can't do that

engine analysis in the middle of the game???? eyo????

[slow summit]

oh it must be edited then

the vid I was watching had it

[covert dagger]

another sherbet take for the history books

[digital python]

if u play against coach there is engine analysis mid game

[steady torrent]

bro the 300+s i play against dont even blunder

[prime tulip]

Lol I was about to get cranky about you calling me Sherbert 😭 but I guess you edited it 👍

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-hop-on-hop-on-chess-gif-25082395

[steady torrent]

whenever i review the game

[clear axle]

"why don't they play that badly against me?"

an addage as old as time

[covert dagger]

my bad pookie

[strong jetty]

ayo 💀

[covert dagger]

wanna kiss and make up sherbet

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[prime tulip]

Hmmm... Sorry I have Nihil already 😭

[steady torrent]

NO CUZ WTF THEYRE PLAYING THE BEST MOVES MOST OF THEM FOR SOME REASON

[covert dagger]

NAURRRR

[prime tulip]

LOLLLL

[strong jetty]

https://giphy.com/gifs/omg-damn-look-at-tcfXDpljFDl7yVhqOF

[covert dagger]

wtv its okay i have apro

[prime tulip]

WATTTT

[clear axle]

are you making mistakes? because if your opponent plays badly it's not that hard to play best moves

[grim crag]

You play with fire you get burned

[steady torrent]

no Im reviewing via the ingame seview

[strong jetty]

burn me then

[grim crag]

Wait Wha

[prime tulip]

IM JOKING ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[steady torrent]

like 5 games straight not a single blunder

[grim crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478460023129772135/caption.gif

[strong jetty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM

[clear axle]

I'm not saying that you are making what the engine will call a mistake, but if you play in a way that you give your opponent a plan that is very obvious, then it might be easy to play the best moves, and if you don't stop it then it's a high accuracy game that you hand to your opponent

[prime tulip]

Get your hands off him 💢

[strong jetty]

get YOUR hands off him 😠

[steady torrent]

no that was a long time ago i said those cuz it was unusual

cuz 300 would have like 2-3 blynders per game

[covert dagger]

@acoustic agate holy desperate my guy you couldve just asked politely for a game but now you look ridiculous 😭 no

[prime tulip]

Get YOUR hands off him!! 💢💢

[steady torrent]

or the ones ive seen probably using stockfish

[covert dagger]

shhhhh

guys stop fighting

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kaichou-wa-maidsama-maid-cute-darn-cute-dont-touch-her-gif-20986178

[prime tulip]

Pspsps sorry 😖

[strong jetty]

YOU WANNA FIGHT?? ( `へ´* )

[steady torrent]

hands off my queen

[strong jetty]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mfkvEw5VfS8ft6Jy6

[covert dagger]

its okay

[candid merlin]

I played nf3 😭

[steady torrent]

same on my end I dont have the slightest idea who you are

[prime tulip]

NO 💢💢 DEFINITELY NOT 💢💢 NOT ANGRY 😖💢

[candid merlin]

bro what the helly

[slow prawn]

brilliant against 2100 but still lost 🙏

[steady torrent]

didnt know chess was that crazy

[slow prawn]

I should ksm

[steady torrent]

but chess horse lowk hot

[candid merlin]

stop fighting or I'm gonna cry

[slow prawn]

kmss

[strong jetty]

so many tabs

[steady torrent]

guys lets break eachothers ankles

[steady torrent]

gang delet yo tabs damn 😭

[slow prawn]

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THE SAME THING EVEN THO THATS NOT THE POINT

[candid merlin]

don't u have a human heart?

[slow prawn]

ffs

[covert dagger]

HOLLYY IS YOUR COMPUTER ALRIGHT???????

[grim crag]

Ngl you right

[prime tulip]

Is your pc feeling full perhaps? 😭

[slow prawn]

wait I have another one

[steady torrent]

🫀🫀🫀🫀

[candid merlin]

why does it look weirdly appetizing

[steady torrent]

his ram be crazyy rn

[strong jetty]

see how many i have and how many YOU have

[slow prawn]

2 different chromes with 72 tabs each

[grim crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1501764491719999568/1501765002514923550/chesstalk.gif

[steady torrent]

LMAOO DUDE ON A MACBOOK??

[candid merlin]

dang bro chill let ur laptop calm down

[clear axle]

move every piece once in the opening, castle quickly, and put your rooks in the center

[steady torrent]

BRO YOU CAN PROLLY FRY AN EGG ONTOP OF THAT

[slow prawn]

I have important stuff opened on every tab

[slow prawn]

I mean it works perfectly fine

[candid merlin]

uh huh

[steady torrent]

yea still its gonna cause some performance issues it causes alot of stress to the ram

[slow prawn]

the point of me sending the ss was check out the knight sac

[strong jetty]

companion 😭

[slow prawn]

I mean I dont really play any games except for chess which is online

[steady torrent]

that first tab was probably open since chess was invented

[silver torrent]

is the saragossa opening then Qa4 a good opening (1. c3 d4 2. QA4)

[slow prawn]

can you help me with one thing

[cerulean pond]

ask Chat GPT kid

[silver torrent]

News: GM Igor Smirnov got caught having an unauthorised chess.com account ANd used engines

[slow prawn]

damnnnn

[undone delta]

Getting a brilliant but not knowing where to go from there 💔

[slow prawn]

No I mean I took the rook I knew what I was doing with that brilliant but the problem came in middlegame

[silver torrent]

i asked, and chatgpt told me 2. e5 3. Qxd8 Rxd8 and then Nxd4 you up 2 points

[undone delta]

Oh u got one early? I thought brilliants led to mate

[dawn kayak]

Yippee i made a draw against my much better father down two pawns

[cerulean pond]

bro is not Magnus

Magnus beat his father first try 🤣

[steady torrent]

same feeling but for me it was my gramps

[dawn kayak]

He’s like 800-900 and im like 200 so thats a win to me

[slow prawn]

Not only mate brilliants can be earned by sacrificing material for a good position or gaining material asw like I sacced the knight for a rook so +5 -3 I got +2

[strong jetty]

„titled player“ and 2800-2999 bro is op 🥀

[slow prawn]

Damnnnn keep it up

[dawn kayak]

What is your chess.com name?

[covert dagger]

😭 staunton cochrane isnt that scary

[slow prawn]

win against IM

[steady torrent]

duude one time I had to resign cuz mom called me by my full name

[slow prawn]

frfr keep being delusional

[covert dagger]

IM probably felt the possible -20 elo loss for one game

[slow prawn]

Play a match with me plsplspls

[covert dagger]

wait it wasnt even an abort 😭

[slow prawn]

I improved

ig

[covert dagger]

im busy rn sorries

or, procrastinating my business

[grim crag]

Busy pattin me

[covert dagger]

shhhh

[slow prawn]

gn chat

[undone delta]

Ohh

[covert dagger]

bad boy nihil

[steady torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-joseph-car-fence-everyone-get-in-the-car-gif-12828145529758207034

[random relic]

On the android app, how do I stop the app from buzzing after a game and during game reviews? I can't find that setting anywhere

[covert dagger]

night kira

fire name btw

[grim crag]

😼

[slow prawn]

Its from deathnote

[steady torrent]

raowrr

[covert dagger]

kira was my second choice when i was picking my name

[grim crag]

Mrreoow

[undone delta]

He foresaw a future he didn't like

[steady torrent]

mrroorww

[grim crag]

Meowwwww

[steady torrent]

he saw every possibilities

[slow prawn]

always second choice💔 🙏

[covert dagger]

im talking about my real name 😭 i chose kaia instead

[grim crag]

New user, meow at them

[lusty estuary]

tips on how to get a bette rating? how to improve?

[covert dagger]

much better ngl

[lusty estuary]

besides learning the opening

[slow prawn]

Ik I was jk

[prime kite]

Hello

[lusty estuary]

like courses, videos? ANYTHING just verbal tips even

[lusty estuary]

hi

[dawn kayak]

What would be the !!! notation be like better than brilliant

[prime kite]

R.I.P. Daniel Naroditsky ❤️🕊

[covert dagger]

im gonna write your name in my death note 💔

[slow prawn]

meow

[slow prawn]

I do have one with me

[covert dagger]

new shikigami update, discord usernames work

[undone delta]

U can choose ur name? I got given mine

[slow prawn]

shinigami

[covert dagger]

same thinggg its been a while

[grim crag]

maw

[covert dagger]

trans 😋

[candid merlin]

kira death note 🔥

[covert dagger]

it comes when you hit 1500

[dawn kayak]

Absolute nerd cinema

[undone delta]

Dammit thats a whole week from now

[candid merlin]

I can't even choose mine honestly

[undone delta]

That tracks

[dawn kayak]

Baseball, huh

[slow prawn]

I FORGOT I HAVE AN EXAM TMR

[undone delta]

W niche reference

[candid merlin]

i like hitting 3's on women /j

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-boy-kisser-gif-2053638362371575833

[slow prawn]

Im so ded

[covert dagger]

YES

[candid merlin]

me

[undone delta]

Where is ur pfp from could u send it to me 👀

[safe prairie]

Hello yall

[slow prawn]

can anyone help me with ca

[candid merlin]

no

[grim crag]

me ngl

[slow prawn]

cs

[steady torrent]

what if a king turns gay so it can move like a queen on the board and genuinely avoid checkmate like a badass diva

[candid merlin]

idk

[undone delta]

Ill have to steal it myself 💔

[cobalt oxide]

hello

[candid merlin]

beg for it first

[covert dagger]

at that point resign out of fear

[dawn kayak]

End position against my dad, he didnt see that he was a lot better lol he just drew

[safe prairie]

Ello

[grim crag]

New gamemode unlocked transchess

[dawn kayak]

What if its also a gay furry so it can move like a horse as well

[candid merlin]

I sacrificed my rook last night thoughhh

[safe prairie]

So....

[candid merlin]

I think it was this idk if it's a brilliant move

[safe prairie]

What's yalls opinion on.....

[slow prawn]

feels like checkers from this angle

[dawn kayak]

Knight i9? 😭

[safe prairie]

THE ROOOOOOK

[cobalt oxide]

how has your daily dose of chess been
or have you not played today?

[candid merlin]

lmao

[candid merlin]

I put those pieces on the side cuz no things to put on top on

[safe prairie]

Um it's pretty good, haven't played much today cuz school BUT I did convince my friend to make a chess account and I bullied him for a bit cuz he doesn't know how to play

[steady torrent]

you are one damn genius boy

[candid merlin]

this was when I was 2-0 against my friend

[dawn kayak]

King amazon

[grim crag]

Doable. Get two sets of chess, and you can give away your turn to interchange a knight for a bishop, or two turns for a rook to a queen.

[dawn kayak]

Queen to amazon for 4 turns

[candid merlin]

what about 10 reps of chessing

[safe prairie]

Can I have my pawns find religion and turn into bishops perchance?

[cobalt oxide]

good job

[marsh anvil]

yes when they promote

[grim crag]

I love chessin

[prime tulip]

New piece concept:
A pawn but it becomes a knight when your own queen is gone (Name ideas? 🤔)

[grim crag]

Pawny

[safe prairie]

The avenger

Peak trust

[marsh anvil]

squire

[prime tulip]

Avengers ?

[candid merlin]

doublesizedmcchicken

[dawn kayak]

Pawn promotion pipeline:
A: become a transgender monarch
B: become a furry
C: find god
D: become a building

[grim crag]

Pawny is peak, play on pony

[safe prairie]

No singular

[candid merlin]

rook

[prime tulip]

Delice ❤️

[dawn kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-nba-san-antonio-spurs-surprised-gif-2965824712448687337

[candid merlin]

I like glazing doublesizedchicken

[slow summit]

hmm so do I need to learn a bunch of openings or are there ways to adapt one?

[grim crag]

I just like glazing

[candid merlin]

Chess

[cobalt oxide]

be careful he doesnt start some revenge arc
cant let em bridge the gap yk

[grim crag]

Uhhh, yes

[candid merlin]

I want to get dominated by Magnus Carlsen so baddddddd (in chess)

so I get to meet him and lose

[grim crag]

Who doesn't tho?

[velvet prism]

lol

[solar kayak]

any higher rated player 1v1 im 800 cas 1181 bullet js wanna see the gap

[candid merlin]

bro 😭

[grim crag]

in chess(n't)

[candid merlin]

ok

[buoyant warren]

We would all love this

[grim crag]

Good gurl

[candid merlin]

bro I'm

STRAIGHT

[grim crag]

Idk what that means tbh

[candid merlin]

I'm asexual now atp

[grim crag]

Hahaha what

[candid merlin]

hell yeah, I want his rooks be sacrificed until my legs give out and my soul is taken

[grim crag]

It's cool tho

[candid merlin]

wdym cool 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[safe prairie]

Guys.... I have this friend named rook what should I do with him?

[grim crag]

Idk I'm confused already what are we talkin bout

[candid merlin]

sacrifice him

[slow prawn]

sac

[candid merlin]

idk either

[grim crag]

Meow l

[buoyant warren]

We want his knights to jump up and down until our back rank is all cleared out 😭 😭

[candid merlin]

mmmmmm~

[grim crag]

Do you read minds?

[candid merlin]

I would want that tbh

[grim crag]

11 bishops

[candid merlin]

I wanna know what his d4 😭😭

[lone glen]

I play Nqxgp9#

[candid merlin]

congrats

[lone glen]

Hi chat!!!

[buoyant warren]

yo

[lone glen]

Im a furry thats good at chess

[candid merlin]

wow

rare being

I'm a fxmboy who likes to chess ig

[covert sable]

thats bizarre

[candid merlin]

my aura stopped the chat holy shet

[grim crag]

I want him to PP on my PP ngl 😭

[buoyant warren]

I love how they censored that word

[candid merlin]

WOAH

I mean I would want that too

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-blush-blush-anime-marin-marin-kitagawa-gif-6481444601674119735

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[marsh anvil]

pp? osu mentioned

[covert dagger]

wait they what 😭

[grim crag]

Put Pressure on my Pinned Piece uwu

[buoyant warren]

they cesnored f3mboy

[covert dagger]

OMG THEY DID

[marsh anvil]

yeah i know what pp on the pp means i watched funmastermike when i was 7 years old

[covert dagger]

😭 WHY ITS NOT ANYTHING BAD

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-lightning-crash-out-gif-4015029622416133418

[grim crag]

Femboi Masters where

[lone glen]

Nigai

[cobalt oxide]

anyone care for a game of chess

[cobalt oxide]

cringe

[lone glen]

Thats not what it means

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-hop-on-chess-light-and-l-standing-hop-on-chess-gif-4709260168450308947

[safe prairie]

Computa im 0-18 against my girlfriend and there's a 600 elo diff, how to win😭

[velvet prism]

is that john brown

[wild vapor]

bro what are we talking about😭

[velvet prism]

something about magnus carlsen clearing out our backrank or something

[cobalt oxide]

correcto amigo

[lone glen]

Me having suicidal thoughts

[jade relic]

Heh

[lone glen]

AGM was a useless achivement

[velvet prism]

peak

[jade relic]

Those titles are fake anyways

[buoyant warren]

I took calc exam yesterday it was peak

[lone glen]

I wanna die

[wild vapor]

cool have fun

[velvet prism]

eep

[jade relic]

Both, or just differentiation or just integration?

[lone glen]

Wanna join me?

[buoyant warren]

Both calc 1 and calc 2

[cobalt oxide]

lol you need to be trusted

wrong person

[jade relic]

?

[wild vapor]

nah ill pass

[cobalt oxide]

you need to be trusted to send gifs

[jade relic]

Ok

[velvet prism]

unfortunate asf

[potent gulch]

Chess

[wild vapor]

double it and give it to the next person

[lone glen]

I agree, you need worth before dying

[jade relic]

My goal before dying is IM or GM

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[jade relic]

And right now I'm big big Blunder Master

[cobalt oxide]

yo
wanna play a game?

[lone glen]

Thats u

[jade relic]

No

[cobalt oxide]

ah

makes sense make sense

[marsh anvil]

have u considered just not blundering

[buoyant warren]

I js realized ur pfp is john brown the abolitionist

[lusty arrow]

hi

[cursive narwhal]

Hi

[lusty arrow]

hi

[cursive narwhal]

Hi

[lone glen]

Kill me guys and hi and bye

[lusty arrow]

hi

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-aura-rizz-kurkure-murkh-gif-5216243230100800963

[cursive narwhal]

Hi agm angpinoyboy

[lusty arrow]

lol

[lone glen]

A furry will kill me🤩🤩🤩

[cursive narwhal]

Am i muted

[lone glen]

Yooo wassup air

[marsh anvil]

yeah you're muted buddy have fun not speaking

[cursive narwhal]

Srry

[marsh anvil]

it wasn't me who muted you

[cursive narwhal]

Yes it was

[lone glen]

@cursive narwhal there is gonna be a sesh in the weekends

[lusty arrow]

how much rating ur bro

[lone glen]

2300

[cursive narwhal]

What is ur rating

[lusty arrow]

holy fuhh

[lone glen]

2300

[lusty arrow]

i am 550

[cursive narwhal]

I am 930

[lusty arrow]

LoL

[lusty arrow]

cool ur so close to 1k yayyy

[cursive narwhal]

Right..

Getting to 1k is the biggest struggle of my chess career tho

@lone glen can u help

[lone glen]

DM me

[lusty arrow]

bro i were 570 then dropped to 390 now i am 550

[marsh anvil]

i keep it that way

[lusty arrow]

me2 plssss

[lone glen]

Kk

[marsh anvil]

call me a politician the way i keep the status quo

[cursive narwhal]

Can u j chat here

[dark ice]

I swear to god, I spent hours beating this bot now it stopped moving pieces WHENEVER IM WINNING D:

[cursive narwhal]

Or is dms mandatory

[exotic briar]

Yo can anyone help me to get better

[lone glen]

Well i got homework gang

[cursive narwhal]

It’s okay i dropped to 850 last week

[river pilot]

Guys how do i chessboxing?

[cursive narwhal]

My fault

[lone glen]

And im preping a future sesh bro

[lusty arrow]

we can talk laer then

[lone glen]

Its fine man

[marsh anvil]

step 1 be rich

[cursive narwhal]

U spelling sesh makes me think makeout sesh

[river pilot]

new chess.com feature btw

[marsh anvil]

thats just u gangalang

[ruby shell]

anynone wanna play

[cursive narwhal]

Damn🦫

[potent gulch]

Does anyone have a YouTube video on french defense classical variation for white

[marsh anvil]

only feature i care about is 1 minute

[cursive narwhal]

Yeah send link

[potent gulch]

I wanna study it deeper

[marsh anvil]

have you .... looked it up.... on youtube .... ?

[cobalt oxide]

about time ^-^

[cursive narwhal]

Hi apro chess furry

[river pilot]

😭

[potent gulch]

Yes, but I usually find it for black only

[lusty arrow]

bro youtube doesnt hel p i swear

[marsh anvil]

i try to last longer every time but i think shes going to leave me

[potent gulch]

Hiii

[cursive narwhal]

How has ur week been

[marsh anvil]

im just lying for fun now i dont have a girlfriend

[cursive narwhal]

We know bruh

[river pilot]

well ikr

[marsh anvil]

my rating is too high

[whole spade]

ur rating?

[ruby shell]

check dms

[cursive narwhal]

Ik

[marsh anvil]

turn back now, or forever you will regret

[wild vapor]

notice how no one is surprised

[lusty arrow]

u come 1v1 me break u noob

[ruby shell]

1400

[marsh anvil]

@surprised

[lusty arrow]

hehehe

[cursive narwhal]

I’ve realized in life anyone who is good at something on line and has a high rating/rank simply doesn’t have a gf

[marsh anvil]

yeah i noticed

[ruby shell]

now 1300

[whole spade]

Ayee too high

[cursive narwhal]

That must be the method

[marsh anvil]

it's lonely at the top

[ruby shell]

wbu?

[marsh anvil]

1v1 me minecraft 1.8 invaded

[cursive narwhal]

Sorry man ):

[whole spade]

1170

[lusty arrow]

oh shi mc days

[marsh anvil]

god i wish more people played invaded

[lusty arrow]

ayayay ill return someday dw

[marsh anvil]

its so fun but dead kit istg

[lusty arrow]

whats that

[ruby shell]

It's all good lol

[undone delta]

Was starting to think it was hopeless but he moved his rook

[cursive narwhal]

We good off that

[hot elm]

My gf broke up with me 11 days ago and my rating has doubled since, so yeah

[cursive narwhal]

See

[whole spade]

are you telling me thats the secret to getting better at chess

[marsh anvil]

full dia prot3, dia sword sharp, 2 god, 64 gaps, rod, power 3 punch 2 bow, pearl (1), harming splash (1), speed 1 (8m)

[hot elm]

Although I'd much rather be loved than be good at chess tbh

[jade relic]

Yes

[hot elm]

but what can you do sometimes you get neither

[marsh anvil]

u should consider it some more

[wild vapor]

mmm thats the method

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[hot elm]

it's not worth it bro 😭

[zealous marsh]

@marsh anvil vro has noodle cravings

pho >>> ramen tho

[marsh anvil]

you can better yourself to change and improve, or you can try and get a partner

[wild vapor]

wdym not worth it bro elo comes first

[marsh anvil]

more expensive though even tho both are genuinely easy to make foods

[dark ice]

2 BRILLIANT MOVES AGAINST THE 2500 ELO BOT HELL YEAAAAH!!!!!! 🔥

[jade relic]

I have a bigger struggle bro
Im stuck around 1682 for 3 weeks

[jade relic]

I was 1811 peak

[marsh anvil]

2500 bot got mated on h6-g7 it's over

[zealous marsh]

come to Vietnam, you get a bowl for 1.5$ on average ✌️

[jade relic]

Yo wassup

[lucid hill]

My names tom pearl and im gonna eat my diarrhea for ya

[marsh anvil]

yeah man i wish i could just come to a different country that would be nice

[cursive narwhal]

At least ur 1k elo bruh

[hot elm]

yeah you're right man, I won't ve going for anyone else tho, I'm just not ready for a relationship ig

and yeah the improvement comes slowly, don't really care about doing anything but gotta do at least the minimum

[dark ice]

I SPENT HOURS CALCULATING TO WIN AGAINST IT

[cursive narwhal]

Damn nvm

[dark ice]

OMG IM SO HAPPY

[zealous marsh]

sup

[marsh anvil]

yeah and it fell into it

[lucid hill]

My names tom pearl and im gonna eat my diarrhea for ya ✨ DAME UN GUR ✨

[dark ice]

IM GIGA CHAD LOL :D

[marsh anvil]

thats fire son

[dark ice]

thank you!!!!! 🔥 🔥

[wild vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-what-gif-19739023

[marsh anvil]

ive never been interested much in relationships although i know it sounds like cope lol

[strong jetty]

damn

[buoyant warren]

We all living in vietnam in 10 yrs

[cursive narwhal]

Not even one w me

[zealous marsh]

how old is that image

[cursive narwhal]

Can u help me get to 1k waffle

[zealous marsh]

We got breakfast options for under 1$ here ✌️

[hot elm]

Nah man it's a good thing, it'll come when it comes
Rushing into things can be nice for a bit, but it's not good long term

[strong jetty]

idk i ss it from a strim 😭

[buoyant warren]

uhhh learn abt piece dynamics and openings perhaps

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-ashton-hall-meme-morning-routine-ashton-hall-morning-routine-gif-13475116408670853454

[cursive narwhal]

Ik piece dynamics and openings im 930 i j be losing sometimes bruh

[zealous marsh]

lowkey the living cost here would compensate for the original plane ticket fee in just a couple of months

[marsh anvil]

yeah same although one girl i knew pretty well did seem interested i lowk wasn't and i ignored her

[buoyant warren]

have u watched daniel naroditsky’s educational speedrun

[cursive narwhal]

She wasn’t pretty enough ?

[marsh anvil]

on the bright side im a guy so i can take my time

[cursive narwhal]

I’ve watched some of his vids

[zealous marsh]

[cursive narwhal]

Idt I’ve seen his speedrun tho

[fading bough]

Rate the brilliant

[lusty arrow]

algiri dmi 7ar manwlich lor

zdgr dg7 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[marsh anvil]

honestly i have no idea, we knew each other well enough but it was senior year of hs and well how would you maintain a relationship? anyways she went to yale and i went to a state flagship

[cursive narwhal]

U fumbled a Yale girl bruh?

[marsh anvil]

i knew she was accepted too lol

[dark ice]

hhhh

[cursive narwhal]

I started talking to my gf at the end of senior year and we’ve been dating since

[lusty arrow]

how much is ur rating

[cursive narwhal]

You just have to enjoy the relationship and what u have in the moment

[marsh anvil]

just like no way to maintain any relationship we'd be cross country

[dark ice]

let me see

[cursive narwhal]

Ur west coast?

[marsh anvil]

nah deep south vertical cross country

[cursive narwhal]

Ohh southern

[marsh anvil]

yeah

[zealous marsh]

lowkey I'd just vibe with anybody chill tbh, they don't got to be too academically gifted as long as they know what they're doing in life

[cursive narwhal]

Nice

[marsh anvil]

from alabama and i went to florida and she went up to yale

[cursive narwhal]

Florida is awesome how’d u like it

[marsh anvil]

its okay

[cursive narwhal]

Well yeah obviously they dont gotta be academically gifted lol

[marsh anvil]

i traded tornadoes for hurricanes

honestly i prefer the hurricanes

[cursive narwhal]

lol that’s why im scared to go to Florida

My brother lives in Miami and i stay w him there a bunch

[marsh anvil]

oh miami now that's different

[wild vapor]

7/10

[cursive narwhal]

If it didn’t rain i would move there in a heartbeat

[marsh anvil]

im in central florida lmao

[zealous marsh]

Bro went from Tuscaloosa to Cape Coral

[cursive narwhal]

Oooo

Yeah worse

[marsh anvil]

we dont get them that bad i

[cursive narwhal]

Have u been to Miami

[marsh anvil]

when it's raining and pouring i just go outside and sit in the rain and

[cursive narwhal]

Or ft laut

[marsh anvil]

fester

[marsh anvil]

i was born in miami but that's about it i didnt grow up there at all so no

[cursive narwhal]

Oh i see

[marsh anvil]

lauderdale?

also a no

[cursive narwhal]

How tf u end up in bama then lol

[dark ice]

SOMEBODY JUST REVIEWED FOR ME AND TOLD ME I HAVE THIS HIGH OF ACCURACY? WTF

[cursive narwhal]

Yeah

[marsh anvil]

parents were doing phd in florida international

found job in bama / tn

[zealous marsh]

@marsh anvil opinions on the everglades

[cursive narwhal]

Ohhh nice

[marsh anvil]

ive never been

god i play chess do you think i go outside

[cursive narwhal]

I was thinking about going to fiu for a bit

[zealous marsh]

fair enough

[marsh anvil]

i also know nothing about the place btw

[magic shard]

holy vanity is cracked at chess

[marsh anvil]

i just spam bulelt

[dark ice]

1K elo (me) just beaten 2450 elo bot...are y'all proud of me?

[cursive narwhal]

Idk anything abt it either except its in Miami

[marsh anvil]

i hit 2400 in blitz to get the role now i haven't played it since

i just larp as a 2500 since no one can find my account anyways

[zealous marsh]

[magic shard]

how are we both og but not a single conversation here crazy

[lusty arrow]

1k cool dawg

[marsh anvil]

i changed the name so you can't /profile me

[lusty arrow]

i am 500

[marsh anvil]

i have less than 3000 messages

[ocean radish]

nice bro

[marsh anvil]

i dont even know you

[cursive narwhal]

I larp a 900 so i dont face eloism

[marsh anvil]

gigafly

[cursive narwhal]

Fr

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-gigafly-chad-giga-chad-gif-10362445836990447768

[zealous marsh]

[magic shard]

it's ok now we've talked so that's chill

[magic shard]

should I try to find your account

[marsh anvil]

how do i say your name

[cursive narwhal]

U tryna play

[magic shard]

don't worry about it
say dor

[zealous marsh]

call him elite peaksitter

[marsh anvil]

thor

[magic shard]

nah not now I'm not in the ideal location to play

[cursive narwhal]

Wtv u makes u happy

[marsh anvil]

did you know that jd in jd vance stands for jorkin depeanut

[zealous marsh]

yeah I know

[marsh anvil]

okay

[marsh anvil]

otherwise known as "the toilet"

[floral trellis]

Nice I made it to the top 90% 🤫🔥

[cursive narwhal]

Why is ur name jd Vance

[zealous marsh]

only real ones know

[cursive narwhal]

Ig im not a real one

[marsh anvil]

he really like jorkin depeanuts

[cursive narwhal]

He fine shyt

[marsh anvil]

strangling the snake

[zealous marsh]

son got the percentages backwards

[magic shard]

oh yeah so you did change your username

[cursive narwhal]

U tryna play

[zealous marsh]

nah ima go to uni rn

[cursive narwhal]

Alr bet

[marsh anvil]

yanking the yeti

[marsh anvil]

did you think i was lying

[zealous marsh]

rotating the rod ✌️

[floral trellis]

Lmao whoops, top 10%

[marsh anvil]

it is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

[magic shard]

nah

but yeah

[marsh anvil]

??

[magic shard]

what

[marsh anvil]

nah but yeah

but nah yeah yeah no

[cursive narwhal]

Vanity u tryna watch me play

[marsh anvil]

no i have to rate ai prompts

[cursive narwhal]

Bruh

[magic shard]

nah, I didn't think you were lying, I thought you were telling the truth to begin with
but yeah you were telling the truth anyways when I checked

that's what I meant

[marsh anvil]

im noy lying

[zealous marsh]

the shit professors in a random college in Idaho have to face every day on 60k a year

[marsh anvil]

what if i was secretly cheating and no one knew

[marsh anvil]

i get paid

[cursive narwhal]

This for uni or sumn

[marsh anvil]

no

[magic shard]

you lie to yourself that's the worst thing you can do

[cursive narwhal]

This for work or sumn

[marsh anvil]

dear me im cheating *dies

[marsh anvil]

yeah i get paid like i said

[cursive narwhal]

I ain’t see they my fault big bro

[magic shard]

what would your justification be if you were cheating

[marsh anvil]

no worries small bro

[cursive narwhal]

Alg

[marsh anvil]

to brag on discord

god idk why ppl r so confused why cheaters exist obiviously its because they wanna win

[zealous marsh]

"your honor I was testing the function out"

[magic shard]

brag that you're cheating or brag that you have a high rating

[marsh anvil]

the former duh

[cursive narwhal]

Icl if ur not cheating ur not trying in school

[gilded kite]

E

[marsh anvil]

SKULL

https://tenor.com/view/rage-rage-bait-aizen-anime-rage-baiting-gif-16854649340389048028

[magic shard]

there are people who cheat just because they're bored I knew people like that

[gaunt geode]

Is there a way to play past chess bots?

[gilded kite]

[marsh anvil]

vast minority imo

[cursive narwhal]

Believe me or don’t believe me 🤷‍♂️

[magic shard]

oh yeah this

[marsh anvil]

god i have to fact check like every claim made by these stupid prompts

[marsh anvil]

most people cheat so they can win more but it sounds bad when you say it so they make up stupid excuses like that one

[magic shard]

yeah

[marsh anvil]

me to the guy who blinks on our bed in bedwars and fastmines through endstone: why are you cheating?

[cursive narwhal]

How do I say ur name

[magic shard]

dor

[zealous marsh]

bedwars in the big 26

[marsh anvil]

dory etu osenb cakohn

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-the-dust-meme-good-old-days-nostalgia-old-gif-17831927821295204551

[marsh anvil]

was me talking about invaded pvp not a minor hint of my other hobby

[magic shard]

was never meant to be dory lol

[marsh anvil]

made shit up award

[magic shard]

but people like having vowel sounds at the end of names

[cursive narwhal]

Dore

[marsh anvil]

every polish name

barcieliowski

[zealous marsh]

watch me start calling you ye from now on

[magic shard]

that's why people like to call me dory

[marsh anvil]

were you dropped on the head as a baby too like dory

[magic shard]

I used to not like other nicknames but I don't really care anymore

[cursive narwhal]

Fuzz

[magic shard]

which dory

[pine ember]

67

[open herald]

hippopotamus opening?

[marsh anvil]

which one do you think

[magic shard]

I only know the fish

[marsh anvil]

then y r u asking

same btw

[magic shard]

trying to see if there are any other dorys

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/komodo-dragon-store-lizard-komodo-dragon-store-gif-21147292

[magic shard]

an iq too high

[marsh anvil]

an iq

[cursive narwhal]

Dore what’s ur iq

[magic shard]

idk

[marsh anvil]

im in mensa

[gilded kite]

No iq

[cursive narwhal]

…

[marsh anvil]

just kidding

[magic shard]

@marsh anvil what are your chess.com ratings

[marsh anvil]

wouldnt you like to know

[open herald]

who let bro cook

[magic shard]

yeah I'm curious

[marsh anvil]

hi curious im vanity

[magic shard]

alright

[magic shard]

want to tell me rating or nah

[marsh anvil]

im 2500

on god i am

[magic shard]

nice

[open herald]

how long did it take u

[marsh anvil]

6 years

maybe 7

[gilded kite]

On l chess maybe

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[magic shard]

I like lichess

[lusty arrow]

2 3 years dagestan

[magic shard]

I grind mostly on lichess

[open herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-67-67-meme-fortnite-emote-gif-13299458995536216312

[gilded kite]

The mods are gonna knock on your door at 3am now

[magic shard]

that's why everyone calls me a peaksitter because I don't play chess.com rated that much

[marsh anvil]

on lichess too actually

[balmy python]

lichess 4 da real ones

[cursive narwhal]

Hi rusty

[magic shard]

papi no

[shell lynx]

Id say it. But I might get muted again

[gilded kite]

Can no one see this image

[magic shard]

a skull for a skull

[shrewd maple]

7 years playing all oppeings?

[shell lynx]

Dors who crow

[marsh anvil]

well a lot of different ones

[gaunt geode]

Is there a way to play past chess bots?

[gilded kite]

No

[magic shard]

I'm rejecting another line from Gawain Jones

[marsh anvil]

i used to play bullshit like the nimzowitsch defense but i figured if im going to play sidelines at least i should play a decent opening so now i play the kan

[gaunt geode]

Dang

[shell lynx]

Jones lines are peak

[magic shard]

this one's the semi averbakh

[gray hatch]

Why are we still scholars mating in 600 elo

[undone delta]

Gave me mate in 3 💔

[magic shard]

do you know it