💬〡chess-talk

[celest marten]

u don't need that before 2.2k i believe

[fleet geyser]

try it

[mystic acorn]

Chessmaxxing really

[silver lily]

You were born in 1800?

[celest marten]

...
For some reason it isn't shocking

[hoary berry]

[gray trout]

I belive also playing stronger players helps

[slow stratus]

Yeah definitely

[tender burrow]

I dunno how to do ladder that ladder this

[silver lily]

Why can’t i send photos?

[celest marten]

Need to connect ur acc first ig

[slow stratus]

Two rook of 7th and 8th file

[gray trout]

Because you are inferior

[silver lily]

Bruh

[mystic acorn]

I'd love to play a 2k player every day lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jeremiah Antony (king_jerryyyyy)

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Name: Jeremiah Antony (king_jerryyyyy)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1783 (1838 peak)
Blitz: 1599 (1778 peak)
Bullet: 1906 (peak)

[fleet geyser]

just alternate the rook and the queen to put his king in a corner

[lofty agate]

how abt plying stronger bots

[gray trout]

I can play you

[slow stratus]

I read the name Jeffrey,💀

[gray trout]

Bots suck, humans are superior

[celest marten]

bots doesn't help much ig

[tawdry bone]

who has the winning position black or white?

[buoyant warren]

nah bots are buns

[cerulean tartan]

Wanna play?

[lofty agate]

the best thing ive heard today

[tribal sage]

obviously white I think

how is your opponent 500 though

[celest marten]

A bit tired n sleepy rn
Likely tmro

[tall oasis]

@hollow rapids ggs

[mystic acorn]

Add me, I'm currently at a concert however tomorrow I'm free in the afternoon

[tawdry bone]

because i am also 500?

[cerulean tartan]

Okieee goodnight

[rare flare]

Makes sense

[tribal sage]

how are you 500

[gray trout]

Black is winning due to extremely active rook on b8 and dominant position

[tribal sage]

love it

[tawdry bone]

because i get really mad very easily and keep playing games when im tilted. although when i win it says im rated around 1000-1100

[gray trout]

I cant add you it says youre no accepting friend requests

[tribal sage]

well when I win it says I'm rated around 2300-2400
that doesn't mean anything 😭

[grand acorn]

who is smurfing?

[rare flare]

Hacker fr

[tawdry bone]

its the predicted rating of how well you played?

[tribal sage]

bastman himself

[scarlet arrow]

I ?

idk

[tribal sage]

yeah no

[scarlet arrow]

90% winrate in the last 10 games

[rare flare]

Not exactly

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[woeful imp]

hellloo

[tribal sage]

hewwo bastman
I have yet to play the scotch gambit as black, lemme queue into some games now

[scarlet arrow]

hello KK

[woeful imp]

anyone want to play??

[scarlet arrow]

hewwo

[scarlet arrow]

yaay

[tribal sage]

:3

[grand acorn]

i just got back

[rare flare]

Wsp

[trim sand]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[lofty agate]

wait what was ur answer to my question-

[scarlet arrow]

any scotch gambit player in chat ?

play against @tribal sage

rn

[trim sand]

😊😁

[eternal temple]

Why am I genuinely getting mollywhopped today what tf

[bronze fern]

Yeah performance rating is bs because once I lost in like 15 or 20 moves but got a 2150 rating. Tbf it was against a strong titled player

[lofty agate]

what are these middle fingers

[trim sand]

@viscid kelp we get it bro

[tawdry bone]

well ill show the ending of the game, i sacked my horse as he takes with rook then i force check with the pawn instead of taking back with my rook which led to a ladder mate 🙂

[tribal sage]

@scarlet arrow I got baited

[rare flare]

Fr

[lofty agate]

what the

[scarlet arrow]

womp womp

[gray trout]

I can play

[tribal sage]

😭

[woeful imp]

wrong

channel

[tribal sage]

shush bastman

[wet hollow]

Tfym womp womp

[tribal sage]

bastyboy

[woeful imp]

i can play btw

[lofty agate]

r u sure

[tawdry bone]

then what is it?

[wet hollow]

Hop off chess and hop on black clover

[scarlet arrow]

owo

[tawdry bone]

i thought it was always the rating at which you played at for that game.

[cerulean tartan]

Bast me zaddy >w<

[trim sand]

@copper gulch

[tribal sage]

meowww ;3

[grim crag]

OwO

[woeful imp]

whats ur username

[scarlet arrow]

there was an exercice about cookies in my exam

[bronze fern]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-hop-on-chess-light-and-l-standing-hop-on-chess-gif-4709260168450308947

[wet hollow]

Is this the real NK?

[trim sand]

Uh

[tribal sage]

bastyboy my 2100 opponent is borderline losing on the 11th move :p

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-hop-on-hop-on-chess-gif-25082395

[gray trout]

give user ill send unrated rapid

[trim sand]

No I'm fake

No I'm kidding I'm nk

[wet hollow]

The one that got banned before

[gray trout]

why is this degeneracy being sent here

[grim crag]

Was it about cutting the cookies to pieces?

[trim sand]

Uh

[cerulean tartan]

Hi nk

[eternal temple]

Chess.com irl guys

[trim sand]

Yes

[trim sand]

Twice*

[cerulean tartan]

It's called chess 😭

[woeful imp]

keremqzzz

[trim sand]

😁

[plain mantle]

sup guys, i just joined this sever hoping that i learn chess, please anyone help me like recommend me a great yt vid

[gray trout]

sent

[eternal temple]

Its clearly a joke cmon brah

[trim sand]

Anyways who are u I have 0 memories of u @wet hollow

[bronze fern]

Haha you got a hole in your trousers

[trim sand]

What's ur old name

[gray trout]

where are you from

[eternal temple]

Yeah they are my lifting pants

[grim crag]

Welcome! Please feel free to ask any questions. Imma show you how to connect your account.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[wet hollow]

Keep it that way 😉

[trim sand]

LMFAO I REMEMBER WHEN THEY MADE TS

[woeful imp]

sorry can u send it one more time

[plain mantle]

tysm, how do i learn now

[trim sand]

💔

[plain mantle]

asia

[bronze fern]

[tribal sage]

bro deleted his whole essay

[trim sand]

Nooooo don't put me on a cliffhanger

[scarlet arrow]

the problem was simple : you have n kids who want cookies, F is an array that contains the hungriness of each kid (integer), C represents the size of the cookies you have (integer), a kid can only get cookies that are bigger than their hunger (a kid with hunger 9 can only eat a >= 9 cookie) => how to maximize the number of satisfied kids using parallel stuff

[grim crag]

Are you completely new to chess?

[plain mantle]

yes dont even have the chess.com acc yet

[cerulean tartan]

Woah that's grown up stuff

[gray trout]

ah just quit you wont be getting far

[grim crag]

Omg well start there!

[trim sand]

/summarise

Uh

[echo hornet]

It wasn't an excuse..

[grim crag]

That sounds fun programming excercise.

[echo hornet]

Anyways leave it

[plain mantle]

but whats point of having an acc and i still didnt learn anything

[queen timber]

How many cookies we even got bro

[scarlet arrow]

(you end up with a W(n) = O(n) and D(n) = O(log n) )

[tribal sage]

pushy da passed pawny

[queen timber]

And kids

[scarlet arrow]

m

[queen timber]

Wtf bro

[tribal sage]

what's w and d
o is time thingy right

[scarlet arrow]

n

[grim crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[lofty agate]

drowned

[glass spruce]

Why am I so good at chess

[scarlet arrow]

Work and Depth

[tribal sage]

2100s tend to do that

[cerulean tartan]

Reminds me of the prime number summation for some reason

[tribal sage]

wth is that
work = force * distance is the only thing I can remember

[queen mirage]

wanna play?

[lofty agate]

love that

[scarlet arrow]

algorithmic work

total calculation work across all processors

if you will

[tribal sage]

nuh I only play against people 1000+ elo below me

[bronze fern]

Maybe because you're <500

[nimble jacinth]

Mate in 2

[grim crag]

Good point, Magnus Carlsen would argue that the best way to learn is to play the game.

So the first question is, do you know how to move the pieces?

[tribal sage]

so algorithmic force * distance

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[tribal sage]

oh
I'm doing processors next year
still a long way to go :p

[queen timber]

Ig js take mn cookies
And anybody who wants more than half a cookie
Dies

[queen mirage]

ahh bro looks like i am better than you

[cerulean tartan]

computer science guys ugh

[queen timber]

Why r u even asking this bro

[tribal sage]

anyone with brain cells are

[glass spruce]

Nah

[scarlet arrow]

me building processors

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cristiano Ronaldo (thanos_sq)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 414 (628 peak)
Blitz: 100 (356 peak)
Bullet: 118 (346 peak)

[plain mantle]

i dont know anything..

lmao

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> The Bastman (endgames)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2403 (peak)
Bullet: 2304 (peak)

[grim crag]

Do you know how a knight moves for example?

[tribal sage]

ouh yay!

[scarlet arrow]

yup

[abstract frost]

@fleet geyser crazy wind

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Akshat (factwho)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1554 (1556 peak)
Blitz: 2191 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (2024 peak)

[plain mantle]

i told u nothing at all just know the name chess

[cerulean tartan]

Do you think your strength is 2300 in rapid or are you currently underrated?

[fleet geyser]

clutched that btw imagine i resigned there

[plain mantle]

how do i start

[queen timber]

Remember magnus carlsen tip number 10, very important

[fleet geyser]

im just too good

[tribal sage]

I feel like he's underrated 100%

[abstract frost]

no shi

[plain mantle]

what is that just say it

[scarlet arrow]

in rapid ?

[grim crag]

Guy named chess omg

[scarlet arrow]

cuz blitz def not

[fleet geyser]

if i resigned id never gonna have a good sleep

[tribal sage]

idk

[scarlet arrow]

2400 is fairly hard

[queen timber]

“Sit at the chessboard and play with yourself”

[abstract frost]

can't ruin someone's night now can I?

[tribal sage]

@bastman

reckon I could find a way to lose this?

[scarlet arrow]

and maybe you got impressed my scotch gambit prep, but don't forget I used to play the scotch gambit, so knowing it well from the black side makes a lot of sense

[bronze fern]

Bro anything above 2100 is a myth how do you even get that good

[tribal sage]

oh he traded bishop on purpose

[fleet geyser]

so kind of u 5-0

[scarlet arrow]

you can't

💀

[tribal sage]

ouh I see

[abstract frost]

we have alr played 5 matches?

[tribal sage]

well not after he traded his only bishop

[scarlet arrow]

lul

dumb opponent

[cerulean tartan]

Do you know the Bc5 Be3 b6 line in scotch?

[fleet lava]

A game of chess played perfectly is always a draw

[fleet geyser]

i think so ye at this point lets just otb game

[tribal sage]

he blocked my bishop check with his bishop on purpose as well
instead of forwarding the king

[plain mantle]

anyone teach me chess 🙏

[scarlet arrow]

nop

[plain mantle]

i bet many here can

[tribal sage]

@scarlet arrow my opp joined three months ago 😭 wth

[queen timber]

Bro watch gotham chess video its only ten minutes

[fleet geyser]

secret Gm tryna troll

[scarlet arrow]

have fun

[queen timber]

Frfr

[mystic acorn]

@gray trout

[hoary berry]

it's long to explain

[gray trout]

what

[tribal sage]

wth is this

[mystic acorn]

Added you

[tribal sage]

is that why I won so quickly

[plain mantle]

i saw the video its 30 mins nah

[scarlet arrow]

just a normal user

[gray trout]

accepted

[shadow obsidian]

LMAOOOO

[bronze fern]

So basically what you wanna do is a4 h4 b3 g3 Na3 Nh3

[fleet geyser]

couldnt fool me especially that i bet many here can statement

[plain mantle]

understandable

[fleet lava]

Hikaru beat Gotham with only knights

[tribal sage]

I found someone who was 2500 blitz 1700 rapid and 1200 bullet or smth recently
lost to him twice in atomic and dropped from global 15th to twenty-something-th

[queen timber]

Woooo

[scarlet arrow]

imagine grinding atomic

[cerulean tartan]

This @scarlet arrow

[tribal sage]

😢

[grim crag]

YT Video on how to move pieces and how they capture.

Then play 10 games with a bot.

Then YT video on caro kann for black and on king's pawn with white

Then play 10 games with a bot

Then you can go from there I recommend reading the chess terminology chess.com/terms

[queen timber]

Dude

[shadow obsidian]

caro kann immediately terrible advice

[tribal sage]

true teacher

[scarlet arrow]

well I don't play it

[plain mantle]

whats caro kann black

[sterile osprey]

Hello, goobers.

[grim crag]

That's why I put it here so you guys can trash on my advice lol

[shadow obsidian]

i mate people for fun

[tribal sage]

also bastman I don't have many pawns left I'm scared

[grim crag]

An opening but start on the first steps and then worry about it later

[plain mantle]

bro be serious 😔

[tribal sage]

oh he pushed the worst pawn possible
yay!

[buoyant warren]

son 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thndrsn

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1584 (peak)
Blitz: 1310 (peak)
Bullet: 1000 (1066 peak)

[undone delta]

What opening is this

[fleet geyser]

why

[tribal sage]

he is consistently pushing the worst pawns

[grim crag]

It's serious, other opinions may vary so take the best of them all

[shadow obsidian]

bongcloud

[bronze fern]

Bros trolling or is drunk as hell

[grim crag]

That's all from me.

[cerulean tartan]

Bongcloud pro max

[grim crag]

It's the Total Disrespect Opening

[scarlet arrow]

when is bro resigning

[fleet geyser]

maregazm bongcloud gambit

[tribal sage]

he's just stalling until 0 minutes
I'm reporting him

[scarlet arrow]

oh well

[undone delta]

He got scholars mated 😭

[scarlet arrow]

sending him to abuse check

[fleet geyser]

if u take his king u will lose

[tribal sage]

I can't lose this right

[plain mantle]

how u learned, what u did at first

[undone delta]

Wth is bongcloud is that real

[fleet geyser]

yep

[undone delta]

😭

[daring whale]

And he sacrificed... THE KING!!!!!!

[tribal sage]

@scarlet arrow the impossible happened
HE RESIGNED

[scarlet arrow]

gud

[grim crag]

m8 I just gave you a blueprint pls do it already 😭

[scarlet arrow]

also

[grim crag]

Great Unibrow Delegate

[tribal sage]

yay! he did not play like a 2250 whatsoever but at least I got glazed

[tribal sage]

yeah?

[shadow obsidian]

thats my student ‼️‼️

[scarlet arrow]

how could you judge if I'm underrated @tribal sage being 300 points away

💀

[tribal sage]

based on your game record frérot

[tribal sage]

yay! 2550 game rating probably my first time I can't remember

[scarlet arrow]

there are days where I'm feeling good

[tall oasis]

good games @hollow rapids

[scarlet arrow]

others where I don't

:')

[tribal sage]

trueeee

[plain mantle]

what about the moves and tricks how to learn them

[shadow obsidian]

i see 4000 elo in ur future

[scarlet arrow]

that does affect my play a lot

[hollow rapids]

gg bro gg

[scarlet arrow]

anyway

get a scotch gambit going

[tribal sage]

oi teach me this no-pause-between-messages jiujitsu

[fleet geyser]

light work

[shadow obsidian]

become a mod

[hollow rapids]

couldn't end without winning at least 1 game convincingly

[tribal sage]

j'en ai besion or whatever they say

[tribal sage]

besoin

[scarlet arrow]

wdym teach you

[shadow obsidian]

u could live 1000 life times and never touch 1500

[scarlet arrow]

I already tought you the lines

[shadow obsidian]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[tribal sage]

teach me the no-pause-between-messages :p

[fleet geyser]

well thats one way to ruin my night

[drowsy oak]

i'm new to chess, should i watch jynxi to learn?

[scarlet arrow]

oh well

it's called mod aboose

[short ledge]

Hola

[tribal sage]

also teach = enseigner
see I'm enseignering you english

[shadow obsidian]

i’m sorry i didn’t mean it

[tall oasis]

I don't play against the Karo very much, im a vienna player by trade

[tribal sage]

dammit

[scarlet arrow]

wouldn't give you much tbh, learn from danya's speedrun

[fleet geyser]

im about to hit 1500 next week trust me

[scarlet arrow]

.

.

.

.

[tribal sage]

grrrrrr

[short ledge]

Hello, what are you talking about?

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/oie-oie-eye-eye-new-meme-2026-oioi-gif-1246152839019036726

[scarlet arrow]

chess mostly

[drowsy oak]

how do you have the blunder master role?

[silver vortex]

yes hes the current best player

[tribal sage]

.<

[scarlet arrow]

I'm mod

I'm all and everything

[tribal sage]

you are a funny person

[fleet geyser]

took me 8 months to get +400 on my blitz what is this progress bro why is it so slow

[scarlet arrow]

but blunder master can't be gotten now

[heady finch]

Juicy sacks

[scarlet arrow]

CR /COC clans are dead

[tribal sage]

I play brawl :p

[hollow rapids]

oof yeah i play caro to get people who play vienna and such out of the comfortzone

[grim crag]

You're getting ahead of yourself.

[scarlet arrow]

who ?

[shadow obsidian]

i play chess

[drowsy oak]

whats your body count

[shadow obsidian]

brawlhalla

[tribal sage]

brawl starsies

[short ledge]

Who do you think is better, Sindarov or Abdusatorov?

[fleet geyser]

4000 elo here i come

[scarlet arrow]

no, who asked

[shadow obsidian]

who are those people

[hollow rapids]

i guessed by our last game that trading wouldn't be a bad idea against you, you're annoyingly good at attacking

[fleet geyser]

i train with stockfish 3200 elo

[tribal sage]

dammit

[scarlet arrow]

erm

[tribal sage]

meanie bastyboy

[drowsy oak]

number of ppl you have banned

[scarlet arrow]

I sure have a better chess rating

[tall oasis]

Well I tried doing a different idea and it did not work gng, shoulda just stuck with the king side stuff like the last game

[silver vortex]

just lost 2 minutes because i forgot i had confirm move on and thought id moved

[bronze fern]

Playing against the caro is not particularly uncomfortable or challenging

[scarlet arrow]

[short ledge]

Top 4 and top 5 in the world

[scarlet arrow]

dunno, not counting

💀

but in the hundreds for sure

[grim crag]

What did you just say tome?

[hollow rapids]

bro did i ask your opinion

[drowsy oak]

pretty low

[bronze fern]

Number of meows you've meowed?

[oblique dagger]

I play roblox

[fleet geyser]

tell me ur philosophy

[scarlet arrow]

well bans are rarer here

because of lockouts

[scarlet arrow]

meow mmerow

[short ledge]

Fabiano caruana o Hikaru nakamura?

[tribal sage]

mrowwww ;3

[tall oasis]

he kinda right tho i memorized caro lines easier than pretty much any other opening

[scarlet arrow]

topalov

[bronze fern]

Nah Im not obliged to

[fleet geyser]

why not

[shadow obsidian]

levy rodman

[drowsy oak]

my last lockout was so dum, idk why i got that

[bronze fern]

Because I dont feel like it

[hollow rapids]

most people i talk to hate playing against it

[scarlet arrow]

easy opening theory to learn = easy moves for your opponents

[fleet geyser]

levy roadmen

[pale yarrow]

e4 e5 Nc3 Nc6 nf3 Nxe5

[tall oasis]

Im used to playing more open games tho so caro might just come easier for me

[bronze fern]

Levy rozman variant? Interesting I haven't seen this

[torpid jasper]

anyone under 1k looking to improve and play games, please DM me

[hollow rapids]

caro -is pretty closed

[grim crag]

Fumblekaru Flagamura vs Chadnus Chadsen

You cannot miss this for anything!
Get your tickets now!
-# No purchace required. Pride Pawns get front row seats.

[buoyant warren]

wsp pooks

[shadow obsidian]

scam promo

[scarlet arrow]

@buoyant warren meow

[grim crag]

It's realn't I swear!

[hollow rapids]

i also didn't remember any of the theory of the variation i played woops

[buoyant warren]

mrrowwww

[tall oasis]

id say this is pretty open

[hollow rapids]

because i don't really know the theory of any of those variations that well

[tall oasis]

this is the classical variation i think

[fleet geyser]

yep LOL i just made it on the spot

[hollow rapids]

yeah those nc3 caro's are pretty open

[scarlet arrow]

[hollow rapids]

karpov

[tall oasis]

ah

[buoyant warren]

😼

[oblique dagger]

Hai sweetie

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leek-leeks-jump-jumping-gif-23769769

[scarlet arrow]

L discord sound quality

anyway

[hollow rapids]

our last game was in the classical variation, or capablanca variation

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-im-spinnig-gif-3237013775427396409

[fleet geyser]

whats the best opening for white yall

[gray trout]

@woeful imp why did you just got annihilated

[whole magnet]

Yes. Finally cross 1000 elo I'm so 賢い

[woeful imp]

lmao

[scarlet arrow]

the one you know best

[tall oasis]

i play the classical variation against the ruy its kinda ass if they dont take the knight but if they do its pretty much just winning and most 1000s take the knight i cant even lie

[woeful imp]

bro i didn't know he is 2200 elo

[buoyant warren]

Ive been doing 64 on bloodlust wrong the whole time i wasted 2 extension attempts

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-cat-rage-gif-8639900204413677493

[gray trout]

couldve taken the queen instead of the bishop in the last match but oke

[hollow rapids]

i don't play the ruy lol

[bronze fern]

This setup: a4 h4 b3 g3 Na3 Nh3 Bb2 Bg2

[gray trout]

where do you get 2200 from

[fleet geyser]

how hard is it to learn ruy lopez

[woeful imp]

bro i give up

[grim crag]

I'm being cereal right now, it's f3 g4

[woeful imp]

2100*

[scarlet arrow]

depends how well you want to play it

[tall oasis]

best set up for white is 1. f3 e5 2 . g4

[scarlet arrow]

but technically you could play it with simple moves and not die

[gray trout]

You give up??

[woeful imp]

vro why are u cooking me

[bronze fern]

It would be foolish not to play this as white

[fleet geyser]

tell me fr

[tall oasis]

losing on the spot

[gray trout]

Because you are bad enough for me to cook you ig

[tall oasis]

for black

[bronze fern]

Yes

[grim crag]

giving is the easy part, up is the hard one, but being 100 is impossible

[woeful imp]

i play first 2 match seriouslu and i give up

[tall oasis]

whats ur rating gng

[bronze fern]

1200

[woeful imp]

i blundered a lot last matches

[tall oasis]

cool my peaks 1180 but im in tilt rn ):

[woeful imp]

i lost my patient and play fast

[grim crag]

I'm afraid not.

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[gray trout]

It didnt seem like you were serious

[bronze fern]

I believe in you, you can definitely make it to 1200

[fleet geyser]

as a 1400 the only white opening i know is the london and i think thats the reason why i cant hit 1500 fr

[gray trout]

No worries you were equally bad in all games we played

[grim crag]

Yes I can help.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[fleet geyser]

hikaru with a bob cut

[tall oasis]

ive gotten to 1150 a couple times...i do bad against people who play fiancetto openings and they also make me unreasonably angry

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/nekoella-new-user-welcome-anime-kawaii-gif-5732516244076550360

[woeful imp]

bro what do you expect from me

[bronze fern]

It's probably not you can make it to 1500 without knowing any openings (like my friend who actually nearly broke 1600)

[grim crag]

mreeowww

[woeful imp]

i am just chilling and i cant win against a 2100 elo man

[fleet geyser]

what am i doing here ffr

[tall oasis]

i lost to a 600 a few weeks ago

we all got it bad gng

[grim crag]

You did not, you have not changed your role, once you connect you get mine

[fleet geyser]

well i suck

[grim crag]

You're enjoying my company.

[fleet geyser]

let me enjoy more of that company of urs

[gray trout]

well we played like 5 games maybe you would beat me once if you were good too bad you arent

[bronze fern]

Dw you'll get there with time. Besides, im only 1200 so you're doing better than me

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/twgok-the-world-god-only-knows-anime-anime-game-anime-love-gif-25427356

[sterile cape]

guys how tf is Be7 a book move when the evaluation jumps to +2???

[fleet geyser]

how long did it take u to hit 1200 it took me 8 months btw just to get my 1200 elo to 1400

so uh ur prolly doing better than me

[tall oasis]

god damn I cooked @hollow rapids

[woeful imp]

yeah bro i try my best

and i lose

i'm not gonna regret it you play well

[grim crag]

I got to 1300 in 6 months but I have not kept going lately I have relaxed

[fleet geyser]

i like that shien sponser

[granite perch]

is this a cool move

[fleet geyser]

i mean in those 8 months i havent been consistant so i think i could have done better

[woeful imp]

very cool

[tall oasis]

im too poor for diamond ):

[granite perch]

ty

[grim crag]

Makes sense then

[bronze fern]

Well its complicated. In the 2022 chess craze I got to 900 then I stopped and in August I started playing regularly. So in total, maybe a little over a year of play

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/beggar-mendiant-emoji-meme-gif-14766354842854086359

[stable field]

the queen’s gambit made chess very popular

tbf

[tall oasis]

i decreased my game volume alot i was 600 3 months ago and was playing 20 games a day and now i play like 5

[grim crag]

I think they do events sometimes to give away diamond. Or become a titled player.

[fleet geyser]

yep i could have been 2000 rn

[tall oasis]

let me get to 1200 first at least gng

[silent wagon]

Hm

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-fox-tobyfox-doubt-sniff-snift-gif-6796441737852457429

[grim crag]

Aight gng

[fleet geyser]

if i ever become a gm i will not remember u tsk tsk

and i that wont happen so i will still be here rotting

[grim crag]

But you're talking to me rn, of course you will, I'm fabulous.

[kindred crypt]

guys i think this chat is giving me dementia

[scarlet arrow]

you are now bound to remember them for ever

[scarlet arrow]

dw

[fleet geyser]

i stopped playing for 2 months i think within those 8 months

[blissful lichen]

theres a chess platform with free diamond. no ads, unlimited analysis, way better servers. no ui like a 1990 myspace page.

[trail steppe]

amazing tbh

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/love-chess-black-butler-alois-gif-5495498

[trail steppe]

wha-

[tall oasis]

dm it to me

[coral grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1501764491719999568/1501765002514923550/chesstalk.gif

[granite perch]

ty im 610 elo

[fleet geyser]

give me a chance

[trail steppe]

NAH

[blissful lichen]

lichess.org

[silent wagon]

Stop gatekeepin

[grim crag]

Wait stardust you did not have new user flair before wtfff

[silent wagon]

LOL

[coral grotto]

Denial is the first step...

[tall oasis]

thats a lotta work to plug my chess.com games into lichess

[scarlet arrow]

where is that from 💀

[coral grotto]

Wait i just realised I got gm 💀

[trail steppe]

i will commit genocide

[coral grotto]

Nah

[grim crag]

My stash

[trail steppe]

jkjk

[coral grotto]

Wait I'm blind 🙁

[grim crag]

Wtf there's a lot of newguyssss

[trail steppe]

THE HOW IN THE ROOK SACRIFICING ARE YOU TEXTING

[fleet geyser]

anyone above 2000 pls let me challenge yall

thats how u get better playing against someone better am i right guys

[blissful lichen]

u can just play there. they do way less butt stuff, than cc. also they dont sell ur data

[scarlet arrow]

connect first, better chances people trust you

[blissful lichen]

try it its pretty okay

[coral grotto]

Are you into losing?

[scarlet arrow]

not really, not if they're too strong for you

[fleet geyser]

wdym about connect

[trail steppe]

no

[gray trout]

Give user ill challange

[frank gorge]

It’s like nuclear bomb vs coughing baby

[frosty peak]

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[scarlet arrow]

right

[trail steppe]

@gray trout
is real!

[fleet geyser]

im scared actually

[fresh fog]

who is good with country flags?

[gray trout]

What

[trail steppe]

me

[fresh fog]

quiz me

[shadow obsidian]

@scarlet arrow give me perms so i can show this to people

[trail steppe]

how

[fleet geyser]

its was not a choice 😔

[fresh fog]

send images lol

[trail steppe]

i can’t send here bruv

[scarlet arrow]

gotta be Fots or mods+ for that I think

[shadow obsidian]

hi zailyn

[fleet geyser]

im scared to challenge u fr

[shadow obsidian]

my point exactly

[fresh fog]

oh then try DM's

[trail steppe]

ok

[scarlet arrow]

I mean, we don't give Fots, or like extremely rarelly

[grim crag]

I figured it out, it's from Black Butler

[scarlet arrow]

and to people who don't ask about it

💀

[scarlet arrow]

oh interesting

[shadow obsidian]

only the most random of randoms that are never here have it

[scarlet arrow]

should watch it some day

[scarlet arrow]

idk

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-scroll-crying-depression-doomscrolling-gif-4138822033792608878

[grim crag]

I don't think it's about chess, it's about a butler that's black or something idk maybe perhaps could be

[gray trout]

Thats why I will challenge you

[fleet geyser]

yep i surrender

[scarlet arrow]

I don't wanna revise chat

[shadow obsidian]

i’ve never once asked for it actually

[scarlet arrow]

[grim crag]

You okay tae-kun?

[gray trout]

Hahhaha I crushed you without even playing

[shadow obsidian]

i’m okay friend

[fleet geyser]

this is so weird reading this

[grim crag]

Perfect desu

[fleet geyser]

yep ur just too good

[reef abyss]

Sup guyz

[gray trout]

Hell yeah, and you arent

[fleet geyser]

yep poor me i should just quit chess

[grim crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[abstract frost]

let's play

[coral grotto]

Guys is it normal to resign just for losing a pawn? 2 of my opponents today did just that 💀

[fleet geyser]

[gray trout]

Give user

[abstract frost]

MyFirstRodeo11

[grim crag]

brb

[gray trout]

You know it

[fleet geyser]

no cuz tae means poop in our language

[silent wagon]

At the 2100 level

[reef abyss]

Tyt

[grim crag]

thx

[reef abyss]

Np

[silent wagon]

Yes ig

[gray trout]

sent

[abstract frost]

I am cooked

[coral grotto]

Nah dude even if I hang my queen I'd still fight.

[fleet geyser]

go live ima watch ur game

[silent wagon]

I would too
But like it's so competitive at the 2100 level

U just can't blunder a single pawn

I'm not 2100 tho

Just got to 2026

[kindred crypt]

same

[steep dragon]

Would you rather watch a tree grow

[ornate warren]

i dont play if im down a knight or a bishop since im going to play shittily anyway

[coral grotto]

You never lose on time 🥶

[ornate warren]

i think bro ragequit

[kindred crypt]

rapid ftw

[proven tundra]

what are we sending in chat bro 😭

[fleet geyser]

.

finally connected les go

[silent wagon]

Hon hon hon baguette Eiffel tower 😭

[coral grotto]

Fair enough. When losing material early on you take a toll. But the truth is, your opponent will also be kinda obsessed with their material advantage so they play slower. Or when they're really good they find a way to force trades and simplify. And you just lose.

[shadow obsidian]

LMAOOOO

[fleet geyser]

alr send me the 2000 elos now

[feral oak]

Hi chat

[fleet geyser]

come here boys

[feral oak]

@slow prawn

[ornate warren]

I only play if its like an endgame or i know the opponent will stalemate or never get checkmate in time

[slow prawn]

chomu

[proven tundra]

1 pawn down is chilling just don't make more mistakes then draw

keep pieces on the board and trade pawns

[cerulean tartan]

Hi kira

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thndrsn

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1584 (peak)
Blitz: 1310 (peak)
Bullet: 1000 (1066 peak)

[shadow obsidian]

almost there

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> charliebirb

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Rapid: 1836 (peak)

[ornate warren]

first game where i didnt make any blunders or misses when is my gm title coming

[proven tundra]

ay lemme use profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bhavto2k

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2026 (peak)
Blitz: 1607 (1729 peak)
Bullet: 1346 (1560 peak)

[harsh lichen]

i tilted 200 elo
opponent blunders queen
opponent blunders bishop
opponent doesnt resign??
i ask opponent if he could just PLEASE RESIGN
he says no
he asks for rematch
im quitting chess bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thefiancheetogambit

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2101 (peak)
Blitz: 2129 (peak)
Bullet: 2112 (peak)

[shadow obsidian]

4 million more game

[fleet geyser]

tomorrow ill give it to u

dw

[proven tundra]

w at all my peaks

time to grind to 2200 blitz

[cerulean tartan]

bro thinks ts 4chan

[silent wagon]

Ball knower

[shadow obsidian]

k

[proven tundra]

isn't 4chan js brainrot

[shadow obsidian]

surface level ball

[coral grotto]

MY BEST GAME WAS 100 ACCURACY (I landed the Albin countergambit Lasker trap 😎 )

[shadow obsidian]

connect ur account first then give it some time

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-thinking-batman-gif-6153870554148391864

[fleet geyser]

4chan is just crime bait

[ornate warren]

i guess bro

[sturdy aspen]

i think this is where i quit the board game

[shadow obsidian]

try closing and reopening

[harsh lichen]

bro has never heard of bullet points sob

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[coral grotto]

POV opening traps actually work. The script... it's real

[storm flax]

nah this is where you watch a 25 minute video on an opening and try and use it trust

[finite topaz]

not everyone was born smart- especially not deltarune fans. dont be ashamed

[silent wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-know-the-balls-when-they-know-the-balls-danny-devito-applause-gif-3810672834942797691

[shadow obsidian]

sonion

[sturdy aspen]

thank you for this message this is rope fuel

im going to end up missing within the week

[shadow obsidian]

rope fuel??

[proven tundra]

but it's lowk surface level ball so you know they're js a larper

[fleet geyser]

dont be like that i gotchu ill let u win

[silent wagon]

U just can't prove it

[maiden solstice]

some 1 explain

[coral grotto]

It's alright. There's still checkers 💀

[ornate warren]

i think im winning or am i not

[silver lily]

Guys i got 350 elo finally

[finite topaz]

tfw u end your life over losing on chess.com 🗿

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-2531780266508928302

[coral grotto]

Btw I think my worst tilt was -300 elo iirc

[acoustic solar]

Anyone wnna play rn

Anyone wnna play

[silver lily]

Me

[silver lily]

✋

[silent wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-superman-dexter-super-man-gif-9440674900415201138

[turbid bolt]

Bf5

[acoustic solar]

Ur in game name

[proven tundra]

holy mine was like 60 😭

[weak violet]

something that makes you want to hang yourself

[fleet geyser]

alr lets go

[silver lily]

No you give me yours

[fleet geyser]

send me ur username @acoustic solar

[shadow obsidian]

Bf5 is a fork

[maiden solstice]

shi tha nks

[plucky kelp]

🎷 🐛

[acoustic solar]

Mine is fehdu

[turbid bolt]

anyone plays bughouse?

[shadow obsidian]

yw brotato chip

[coral grotto]

I remember the more I lost the more I was obsessed with winning it back. As if I was gambling 💀

[north yoke]

thats just crazy

[silver lily]

I send you

[kindred crypt]

95% of gamblers quit right before they are about to win big

[fleet geyser]

couldnt be me hays

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet ?

[fleet geyser]

[final pebble]

[silver lily]

Bro i sent you

[real cliff]

guys hich is better italian or caro-kann

[final pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-gamble-if-you-win-not-a-gamble-patrick-j-adams-mike-ross-suits-gif-11835819

[turbid bolt]

wdym one is for black one for white

[abstract frost]

@gray trout ggs

[gray trout]

why did you just got crushed

[real cliff]

you can use caro-kan aswhite

[gray trout]

no its a bad game you played bad wdym gg

[final pebble]

u people are below 500 right?

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[fleet geyser]

how tf did u win bro

[abstract frost]

I wouldn't say you crushed me

[turbid bolt]

1850

[fleet geyser]

oh nvm u lost

[real cliff]

play me

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[gray trout]

well you would be wrong, it was absolute destruction

[real cliff]

me

[abstract frost]

I lost in the endgame bro

[fleet geyser]

u held against a 2100 bro how

[turbid bolt]

@normaI_player

[gray trout]

he didnt win I crushed him

[final pebble]

I am never defeated by world champion!

[real cliff]

aight im coming

[abstract frost]

hell nah we had a big elo gap and you were still tweaking

[fleet geyser]

is he actually 600

[gray trout]

yes

[abstract frost]

after 12 am shi happens to me

[sour sand]

There has to be so many people cheating

[turbid bolt]

most get banned

[coral grotto]

Did someone say beads?

[gray trout]

Well he did play like 600 just blundering his pieces

As expected

[coral grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-kramnik-gif-17252726530743656771

[sour sand]

But why am I at 850 elo and game review says my opponent who beat me played like 1600

Every game it’s 4 digits

[fleet geyser]

hes doing pretty well on openings and almost into the mid game

[coral grotto]

That's my boi Kramnik.

[gray trout]

Play better

[sour sand]

It said I played like 1450 when I’m 850

[gray trout]

He was losing the whole time dud

[sour sand]

But I still lose

[abstract frost]

@fleet geyser you watched the game?

[real cliff]

can you just send me the inv, my user is moriinc

[fleet geyser]

then thats ur potential

[coral grotto]

Either they're just better or you're jist worse.

[proven tundra]

ts is inaccurate it's js to trick low rates into thinking they're better and to keep retention

[fleet geyser]

yep

[turbid bolt]

@real cliff waiting

[fleet geyser]

for like 2 mins

[abstract frost]

I thought I would be sweating

but he played nothing special

[sour sand]

I don’t think it’s that inaccurate I mean I made 1 mistake

[gray trout]

It dont matter youre still 850

[sour sand]

Actually 2 mistakes

[abstract frost]

just like a 800

[fleet geyser]

he was holding up in the openings bro even got u to trade pieces 600ths dont play like that

[turbid bolt]

what's your elo

[gray trout]

Did you watch him get annihilated

[fleet geyser]

@gray trout hes calling u out

[gray trout]

2100

[charred swallow]

It’s not only your mistakes but it analyzes your vision and the build up to achieve different positions

[sour sand]

Well I started playing chess this year so yeah

[turbid bolt]

rapid?

[fleet geyser]

nah i just watched for 2 mins and when i went back its already over

[gray trout]

Yes

[real cliff]

snet it

[gray trout]

Well I crushed him idk what he means by nothing special

[abstract frost]

I think any decent 1200-1600 can cook him 😂

[sour sand]

Game review said 1450 vs 1600

[turbid bolt]

nothing came

[gray trout]

Hahahahahhahaah

[real cliff]

game?

[charred swallow]

There can be many “odd” or “strange” moves only really experienced players would be able to find

[fleet geyser]

what about me do u think i got a chance?

[charred swallow]

And what?

[real cliff]

what's ur user again?

[abstract frost]

ofc

[final pebble]

at the rate everyone! I am looking for a server where u can just randomly write song lyrics for no reason at all , does it exist?

[sour sand]

We were 835 vs 838

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Pouria (normai_player)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1814 (1845 peak)
Blitz: 1572 (1613 peak)
Bullet: 1837 (1954 peak)

[charred swallow]

Yeah what’s wrong with it tho

[gray trout]

Lets see how much chance you got

[sour sand]

How does an 850 play like 1600

[oblique dagger]

Pro uwu

[charred swallow]

The best I’ve gotten is like 2500 elo in game review and I’m 1000 elo

[sour sand]

That’s not even possible

[coral grotto]

Game rating... would make sense if AI was behind this. Feed the algorithm many games from various ratings and determine which one you're closest to. That's why for example I see GM games with 65 accuracy but 2600 game rating: they don't play the best moves but their chess is still advanced.

[fleet geyser]

ill pass

[real cliff]

ive sent it

[charred swallow]

Everyone has good and bad games, it’s completely possible

[acoustic solar]

@silver lily

[gray trout]

Scared, well I understand you since you just saw youre friend getting crushed by me

[silver lily]

GUYS I BEATED FEHDU

[coral grotto]

Conversely you could play like 1800 with 90 accuracy which means that you played well but it was simpler chess than GMS.

[silver lily]

i beat him

[acoustic solar]

@silver lily review game

[acoustic solar]

Ggs

[silver lily]

Okay but wanna go again

[abstract frost]

@fleet geyser play?

[acoustic solar]

Yea for sure

[silver lily]

Send me

[abstract frost]

let's try 30 min

[gray trout]

I can destroy you again if you want

[fleet geyser]

alr for sure

[abstract frost]

no you are washed

[dire ruin]

Hey everyone

[gray trout]

Washed?

[abstract frost]

finish the game

[fleet geyser]

alr for sure

[dire ruin]

Is there by chance anyone who can coach me fr bc I'm 1000 rapid I'm not very good😭✌️

[gray trout]

It also depends how much moves the game lasted, very important factor

[abstract frost]

look at dms you'll know

[fleet geyser]

u watching @abstract frost im losing

[abstract frost]

lemme watch

[gray trout]

Theres nothing in my dms

[fleet geyser]

dont im losing

[abstract frost]

that's why I am gonna watch buddy 😂

[dire ruin]

I'm js getting ignored😭😂

[fleet geyser]

welp i lost

[abstract frost]

BROOO

[abstract frost]

how did you not see that check mate

[abstract frost]

Wsp dude

[fleet geyser]

i did i just cant move it anymore

[coral grotto]

Very true. Most of the time when games don't go past the midgame the rating tends to not be crazy.

[gray trout]

I can coach you by destroying you in a game of chess, just like I did with slayer here

[abstract frost]

should have offered the queen trade

[dire ruin]

Bruh

[abstract frost]

you are funny

[dire ruin]

What elo r u

[fleet geyser]

i thought i had a way to save it but nah

[abstract frost]

600 smth

[turbid bolt]

@gray trout bullet?

[abstract frost]

Les play and forget that match

[dire ruin]

Oh nvm then I'm 1000 rapid

[gray trout]

Theres nothing funny here, I feel more sad for you, you basically got annihilated

[dire ruin]

What elo r u?

[gray trout]

No

[abstract frost]

stop embarrassing yourself 😔

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[gray trout]

2100

[dire ruin]

Bruh

Have you got any titles

[obsidian plume]

[real cliff]

wanna play

[fleet geyser]

wait a sec bro

[abstract frost]

@fleet geyser ?

[gray trout]

Of course not, might get in few years if I lock in

[turbid bolt]

2100 is too low for titels -_-

[dire ruin]

Oh

[coral grotto]

At that level you can flag NMs in blitz.

[gray trout]

Allright

[fleet geyser]

alr lets go send me

[turbid bolt]

I don't think so

[abstract frost]

titles*

[dire ruin]

Titles😭✌️

[obsidian plume]

Hard truth. 2100 were not even worth the foot soldiers of FM

[real cliff]

my user is moriinc

[abstract frost]

can't go with 10-15 minutes

[gray trout]

Will be cm in 2028 trust

[coral grotto]

I flagged an NM in blitz at 1600

[open herald]

brother resigned after seeing my opening

[dire ruin]

Bc the c4 pawn is weak

[turbid bolt]

any I've flaged IMs in bullet doesn't mean we are at same level

noone bullet

[dire ruin]

Bullet is so ahh

[gray trout]

sent

[thorn cliff]

i flagged penguingm1 when i was around that rating otb

[terse field]

Ofc im back at 1300 bruh this us ragebait

[real cliff]

aight

[dire ruin]

Especially 30 sec where you can pee move the first 10 sec

[coral grotto]

THE penguin?

[thorn cliff]

hello, anything in particular you are looking for

[turbid bolt]

I play 1m only

[dire ruin]

Yes I want to get better

[real cliff]

haven't seen it hats ur user?

[dire ruin]

Fr it's way better

[obsidian plume]

I defeated him only 3 times IIRC

[thorn cliff]

chess in general, or specific time control, or a specific part of your game? since i can recommend resources

[gray trout]

youre playing someone else

[dire ruin]

I'm only 1200 tho

[heavy rain]

never in my life have I seen somenoe get FIDE rating taken away

[turbid bolt]

noone bug?

[real cliff]

im not in game currently tho

[dire ruin]

No like I need hands on help someone sitting there talking to me live helping me

[thorn cliff]

he probably dropped "below" 1400 i guess?

[gray trout]

hows that possible

[dire ruin]

I do chessreps and gothamchess

[heavy rain]

she and yes, 1440 and went -70

[thorn cliff]

not able to do that during a game, but after, yes

[dire ruin]

Ik ik

[gray trout]

it says I can watch on youre profile

[thorn cliff]

at least in uscf you can't go below 100

[wind bay]

Beo got yeeted back to unrated

[heavy rain]

I thought she would just have 1400, not rating taken away tho 😭

[thorn cliff]

and i say that as someone who started at 101 uscf and 101 chesskid.com

[coral grotto]

That's hilarious and sad at the same time..

[heavy rain]

yh thats fair

[real cliff]

is ur name viscious dule?

[obsidian plume]

If you rating fall below 500. Just make a new account i guess? At least you go back 1000+

[thorn cliff]

i would just keep spamming puzzles for now (on l*chess.org)

[heavy rain]

thats dumb and against TOS

[slow prawn]

which opening should I play against english opening as black

[thorn cliff]

dutch defense

[silver lily]

Guys i won against fehdu 3 times

[heavy rain]

I just go e6 d4 and play it as queens pawn

[slow prawn]

dutch defense is for black?

[heavy rain]

yes?

[obsidian plume]

Someone reached 160 pts on racer.

[thorn cliff]

it's a defense

[coral grotto]

Yup. Always hazbin.

[sturdy aspen]

nevermind im actually winning games now hold on

[whole magnet]

If there london system, is there also the opening call the new york defence and the cape town gambit?

[heavy rain]

holy lockin

[sturdy aspen]

let me COOK PLEASE

[slow prawn]

I have never played queen's pawn

[slow prawn]

oh okay

[thorn cliff]

i'm eternally hunting for my first 100 on racer got close many times but never broke it

[coral grotto]

I can feel that this is bullet.

[obsidian plume]

Lol i'll DM you

[torpid cypress]

shoutout to that time i beat a 2100 blitz player:
https://www.chess.com/game/live/151335491713

[slow prawn]

where can I find repertoires for dutch defense

[frosty peak]

MaxiSnuggles (2101) vs. DayBroken1 (1429)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 [h5] 3. e3 e5 4. Bxe5 f6 5. Bf4 g5 6. Bd3 gxf4 7. Bg6+ Kd7 8. c4 Ne7 9. Bxh5 c6 10. cxd5 Nxd5 11. Qc1 Rxh5 12. Nd2 fxe3 13. fxe3 Nxe3 14. Qc3 Qe7 15. Ne2 Nxg2+ 16. Kd1 Bh6 17. Kc2 Ne3+ 18. Kb3 Rb5+ 19. Ka4 Nd5 20. Qh3+ Kd8 21. Qa3 Nb6# 

[sturdy aspen]

it is

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/site-feedback/chesscom-online-titles

[heavy rain]

I mean for me its easier to just play like they played 1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 then random english bs

[scarlet arrow]

help

👉 👈

[fleet geyser]

whats this?

[slow prawn]

ohhhh I see thanks man

[obsidian plume]

Nvm.

[sturdy aspen]

i am trying to maintain a constant elo across all time controls though and bullet is the only one im not 900 in so it doesn't matter

[thorn cliff]

as someone who plays only online, i'm tempted to advocate for online titles haha

[obsidian plume]

Mods deleted the video.

[ornate pasture]

death note is so good

[thorn cliff]

2800 bullet on chess.com but will never be titled since i don't have time nor money to play otb

[dire ruin]

Anyone 1000 rapid wanna play a game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Don (metar_taf)

This is the Chess.com profile of metar_taf. Take a look!

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Name: Don (metar_taf)
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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2373 (2396 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (peak)
Bullet: 2800 (2815 peak)

[limpid viper]

not a bad idea tbh

[obsidian plume]

Dont waste your talent. 2800 is a potential FM OTB

[scarlet arrow]

yaaay

[coral grotto]

Been trying to do the same. Doing many time controls helped me manage my time better in rapid.

I'd never try 10s tho that is just 💀

[slow prawn]

DUTCH DEFENSE STARTS WITH F5 WTF

[dire ruin]

Chat I'ma. Gm now

[gray trout]

@real cliff ez win

[obsidian plume]

ah. Stonewall.

[slow prawn]

wont it be difficult to hold onto position

[thorn cliff]

i am 400 fide away from a CM title. Not happening in my lifetime

[real cliff]

yh. cuz i disconnected my rooks by redraing my knight

[real cliff]

rematch?

[thorn cliff]

I am literally closer to being unrated in FIDE than I am to getting FM title

[gray trout]

yea because youre bad at the game

[ornate pasture]

yea because youre bad at the game

[real cliff]

rematch

[dire ruin]

Bro I don't understand what yo saying😭

[gray trout]

I sent

[dire ruin]

Anyways chat I'ma go plays some chess now byee

[abstract frost]

ggs

[edgy ore]

hmm

[thorn cliff]

my fide rating is like 1800, fm is 2300 and you start at 1400

[abstract frost]

@fleet geyser

[dire ruin]

Ok

[sturdy aspen]

WHAT THE HELL

[fleet geyser]

why was that rated bro

[dire ruin]

Bye gng

[thorn cliff]

congrats at flagging

[abstract frost]

it was always rated 😭

[thorn cliff]

cya

[bleak comet]

BRO THIS GAME BANNED ME TWICE FOR NO REASON, I OPEN ACCOUNT TWICE AND THEY ARE BANNING ME FOR NO REASON? CUZ I CAN PLAY GOOD IT DOESNT MEAN IM CHEATING WTH

[thorn cliff]

i win most of my games on time

[thorn cliff]

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[fleet geyser]

it wasnt before why is it rated now fk u

[grim crag]

I'm back qties n uglies

[bleak comet]

I hope they see that

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-hes-back-daily-bugle-gif-9077753

[fleet geyser]

send me the 2000 elos

[abstract frost]

nah dawg you surely weren't noticing cuz you were wining 😂

[coral grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-loser-just-like-me-angel-dust-husk-hazbin-hotel-we're-both-losers-gif-9125500847175341684

[grim crag]

I'm poorrrrr in elos

[fleet geyser]

im gonna put u in a choke hold

[grim crag]

A loser, maybe, a qtie, definitely

[abstract frost]

what if I die 😔