💬〡chess-talk

[cerulean tartan]

I'm playing bad :<

[glass crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-thumbnail-gif-16650285053839229007

[fathom fiber]

why?
what should my tactical thought be?

[glass crane]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-tap-gif-12534292607656609690

[hollow rapids]

almost always yes

[quartz tangle]

You should sacrifice yourself tbt I tried it not for me

10/3

[fathom fiber]

interesting
go on

[hollow rapids]

if you taking the piece results in mate it's probably not a good move

[quartz tangle]

It's not a blunder it's a brilliant move

[sour bison]

always look for checks, captures, attacks in that order. For you and the opponent

[glass crane]

I sac the king

[fathom fiber]

no everything is defended
but what if it leaves 3 pieces undefended on my end

[quartz tangle]

Every hundred Elo knows that

[glass crane]

Acutly I 99 elo

[quartz tangle]

Ohhh an advanced one

[hollow rapids]

if you taking the piece allows a sequence of moves which allow your opponent to gain more material than they've lost or they get a much better position or any other list of reasons it's prolly not a good move

[fathom fiber]

yeah, and there is a capture. Should i always take?

[quartz tangle]

We 100 ELO we
Share the same brain cell

A combined power of 4

[proven wave]

When your opponent moves something. First you should always look-

1. Is my opponent attacking somewhere?
2. Did your opponent left any pieces hanging? If yes then can you take it?
3. If I move this, will that .. umm nvm my brain don't work anymore.. sorry.

[hollow rapids]

you can also be down material for activity but like who do you think you are, paul morphy?

[fathom fiber]

okay, so when should we absolutely take?

[sour bison]

But if you capture, do they have a check?

[hollow rapids]

if it doesn't allow your opponent to get compensation

but for your elo range you don't have to worry about it too much

[proven wave]

This^ @fathom fiber

[fathom fiber]

well they were caught up in defense and taking allows me get up to 2 points in material but leaves my piece in the open

[hollow rapids]

almost all blunders are actually blunders

[fathom fiber]

kk

[fathom fiber]

no they dont

[sour bison]

Then take

[hollow rapids]

are you asking this about a game going on rn btw?

[proven wave]

Not always

[glass crane]

Do u rather 1 rook or 2 bishops endgame

[fathom fiber]

no not really, asking in general

[proven wave]

2 bishop endgame

[hollow rapids]

mohit this dude is sub500

[sour bison]

Then it really depends on the game

[hollow rapids]

generally speaking taking is safe

[glass crane]

kight and bishop or 2 knights

[proven wave]

Ah okay

[sour bison]

Not me, the other guy

[lucid lagoon]

takes takes

[hollow rapids]

i think y'all forget what <500 is

[proven wave]

Draw

[mild mirage]

Meow

[proven wave]

@scarlet arrow

[hollow rapids]

yeah cuz you're not a dude

[sour bison]

I was 200 like 10 months ago, it's rough

[fathom fiber]

mohit is cooking though

[sour bison]

Oh yeah I forgot

[mild mirage]

Bastman be meowing?

[hollow rapids]

that you're not a dude?

[sour bison]

Yup

[hollow rapids]

crazy

[proven wave]

Trying to get my brain working again. I think it can take 80 days or something. But I will try!

[proven wave]

Of course

[mild mirage]

Gotchu

[abstract frost]

@pallid egret dude misclick

[pallid egret]

lmaoo

[abstract frost]

ggs tho!

[pallid egret]

really good game tho it was surprisingly close

[hollow rapids]

don't think abt it too much you're gonna stop taking things which are actually free because you're gonna get in your own head about it

[abstract frost]

you were playing good

my dumbass was making a lot of blunders

[pallid egret]

good for a 300 i hope

350 is like my peak

[hollow rapids]

was it a game between two people rated below 500

[abstract frost]

let's play some time

[sour bison]

At sub 500, your opponents will make a lot of blunders, just take unless it's obviously bad idea

[sour bison]

What's your rated?

[abstract frost]

600 smth

[sour bison]

Cool cool

I'll play

[abstract frost]

bet

[sour bison]

nuttycornflake

[abstract frost]

rn?

sure ig come

[sour bison]

sure if you'd like

User?

[hollow rapids]

i'm almost 1400 on lichess lesgoooo

[abstract frost]

added

[fathom fiber]

i usually play higher rated round 800, i win so much at lower levels i fail to learn anything

[fathom fiber]

can i watch some of your games?
i might learn a little

[fathom fiber]

i blundered my queen irl, some say it was a brilliant

[hollow rapids]

have at it my guy but ignore the terrible blunders i make when tilted

[glass crane]

I sac my king it was a

[rancid osprey]

@wind bay was 500 lichess at one point long long ago next to xiaojun river

[hollow rapids]

500 lichess is a depth i'm not willing to venture into

[tardy halo]

@cerulean tartan tell us your real rating

[fathom fiber]

what's your user?

[hollow rapids]

lichess is mostly london system though

[hollow rapids]

Hancelot2005

[cerulean tartan]

@tardy halo I overthank, I was gonna just play Bxf6 but Bxf2+ was stupid

[tardy halo]

youre an undercover gm

[cerulean tartan]

1211

[tardy halo]

there is no way u beat a 2400 AND me

[cerulean tartan]

The 2390 was washed

Lost to a 2200 before that

[fathom fiber]

yall reach 2000s?

[tardy halo]

u saying that 2390 is washed is unacceptable

tell us ur real rating

[cerulean tartan]

1211

[tardy halo]

ur account was made a few days ago

[cerulean tartan]

I only have 1 chesscom account and my rating on it is 1211

[tardy halo]

are you an undercover master

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168539679490

[frosty peak]

Uggi2 (2246) vs. Nox (2283)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. f3 O-O 6. Be3 c5 7. Nge2 Nc6 8. Qd2 Qa5 9. d5 Ne5 10. Nc1 a6 11. h3 b5 12. cxb5 axb5 13. Bxb5 Ba6 14. Bxa6 Qxa6 15. Qe2 Nc4 16. Kf2 Rfb8 17. b3 Nxe3 18. Qxe3 Nxd5 19. exd5 Bd4 

[cerulean tartan]

No far from it

[scarlet arrow]

yummy KIDxbenko

[timber badge]

meow

[tardy halo]

how can a 1200 beat a 2000 1800 and 2400 are u crazy?

[scarlet arrow]

mrow

[tardy halo]

and do it multiple times'

[abstract frost]

@sour bison ggs!

[sour bison]

GG!!

[cerulean tartan]

People have good days and bad days. I have a higher win rate against 1800+ opponents than below it

[tardy halo]

my guy a 1200 DOESNT beat anybody higher than 1500+ on consistent basis let alone a 2400 in any circumstances

[abstract frost]

did I keep you on your toes or I was just washed

[sour bison]

Honestly a surprising game

It always scares me how close the games are until endgame

[cerulean tartan]

That 2400 played worse than some 2100s

[timber badge]

good girl

[tardy halo]

well even if he plaed like a 2100 he would still beat u

[sour bison]

I'll never forgive Charlie Birb for taking 16 of my elo 💔

[abstract frost]

I had to make a blunder or 2 or else my 600 disguise would have been found 😂

[timber badge]

issok you will getit back

[cerulean tartan]

You gave it to me, you made the game rated

[sour bison]

Dw your secret is safe with me

[sour bison]

Bro I thought you were genuinely 200 so it wouldnt matter

[strange acorn]

1200 beats a 1500 15% of the time (over time, probability)

[tardy halo]

he is probably undercover chess master. he beat a 2400

[cerulean tartan]

So you wanted to bully me? That's karma tbh

[tardy halo]

maybe its levy pranking us or even magnus

[sour bison]

I did see the point in unrated since I'd win and not gain elo anyway

[cerulean tartan]

That 2400 hasn't played chess in ages

[timber badge]

where did he beat a 2400

[sour bison]

I'd believe it if their user wasn't Charlie Birb

[timber badge]

all i see is wins against some 1900

[cerulean tartan]

IslandsForkkk

[tardy halo]

he beat a 2376 like a week ago

[strange acorn]

i beat a 2400 once, he still bruised up

[tardy halo]

i dont think thats ages

you beat the 2400 2 times

[tardy halo]

reverse psychology

[fathom fiber]

it doesnt come up on chess.com

[strange acorn]

he played around too much frfr

[tardy halo]

not only did he beat him he absolutely deep fried him

[sour bison]

The discord and chess acount were made on the same day and he joined this server all on May 8th

[hollow rapids]

dang

[sour bison]

What website is this

[hollow rapids]

because it's on lichess, not chess.com

[timber badge]

prolly cheating

[crystal swan]

Week 4 of playing chess got my 2nd brilliant move 🙂

[hollow rapids]

lichess

[tardy halo]

yep. charliebirb admit that ur an undercover chess master

[cerulean tartan]

I don't think any good player would lose to that 2200, im using chess stalker to prepare against him now

[tardy halo]

pls dont accuse people of cheating

[rigid meteor]

Does Fear Exist?

[fathom fiber]

kk

[strange acorn]

whenever i win its because my opponent was bad, whenever i lose its because my opponent was cheating

[cerulean tartan]

You aren't any better than Naiditsch if you're gonna throw out accusations like that

[timber badge]

thats the first impression anyone should have when u see the result

[timber badge]

i didnt see the game yet

[tardy halo]

nope. the first impression should be a smurf, not a cheater

[sour bison]

CharlieBirb has central/south America tag on here but his chess account has a Guernsey flag 🤨

[cerulean tartan]

Fair enough

[strange acorn]

my first impression is , he is trying to flirt with him

[sour bison]

chat i think we might have an undercover agents among us

[timber badge]

also hi plns

[tardy halo]

yup. thats u

jk

[strange acorn]

hello kramnik

[sour bison]

I'm a humble 1100 dw

[tardy halo]

we will test that soon

[timber badge]

@cerulean tartan its u right?

[indigo inlet]

i have a question, does listening to music distract me from playing or focusing on chess? is it better to just play it quietly or?

[tardy halo]

does cb stand for charliebirb?

[timber badge]

💀

holy iq

[sour bison]

I scream the lyrics to musicals, in my experience I don't think it affects it

[sour bison]

I mean I thought it too ngl

[strange acorn]

only you can answer that question, some people can do it some poeple cant, i can only do lo fi music

[cerulean tartan]

Nah? I don't think plns would lose to a 1600 in blitz

[indigo inlet]

alr thanks yall

[tardy halo]

turning music on in a classical chess tournament is a great idea

[strange acorn]

i have seen people wear headphones a long time ago in chess tournaments

[sour bison]

I thought most tournaments it would be illegal

[indigo inlet]

is that supposed to be sarcastic though

[wind bay]

That’s not even possible
No way ppl are under 1000 lichess legitimately

[strange acorn]

it used to be legal in some nations, but it has to be a certain type of headphone

[nocturne charm]

Indonesian boy didnt want to resign

[sour bison]

I mean poor Niemann can't even bring beads

[indigo inlet]

tf

[tardy halo]

charliebirb... admit who u are

[strange acorn]

he just a birb

[timber badge]

creative ngl

[sour bison]

Imagine he really is like levy undercover or something, and our femboi memes end up on YouTube

[nocturne charm]

what if they consider that as cheating

[timber badge]

whos u vro

[indigo inlet]

imagine if that theory is actually true

would've gone crazy

[timber badge]

no way plns is no life neough to create an alt

[tardy halo]

oh its just a tractor with a cannon what can go wrong

like bro it doesnt matter

[solid prawn]

Anyone wanna play?

[tardy halo]

@strange acorn since u love the skull emoji i will call you skull

[cerulean tartan]

The game that got me to 1200

[tardy halo]

your name is too long

[strange acorn]

you can call me whatever you want daddy

[tardy halo]

alright! i wil lcall you skull then

[cerulean tartan]

Can i call you mine?

[sour bison]

Charlie Birb might be too freaky to be levy

[cerulean tartan]

I just a birb :>

[tardy halo]

you mean not too freaky

[strange acorn]

everything has a price

[cerulean tartan]

EXACTLY It's honestly so disrespectful that you think I have to be someone else? Why can't I just be me?

WE ARE CHARLIE BIRB

[tardy halo]

u can admit to me in my dms i promise i wont tell anyone

[timber badge]

dear basketball

why are yall using ts theme

bills cant be that high

[strange acorn]

why do some of the white pieces blend into the board 💀

[wide thorn]

Bro are you a diamond member ?

[strange acorn]

no im poor

[wide thorn]

Sorry if I asked it randomly

[wide thorn]

Do you have a review left

?

[strange acorn]

what review

[cerulean tartan]

💀

[strange acorn]

just plug your game into lichess

[wide thorn]

I played a brilliant move i wanna review my recent game 😭

[wide thorn]

Oh

[strange acorn]

copy paste pgn into import game lichess, join us poor people on how we engine rune games

[solid prawn]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY CHESS?

[wide thorn]

So does lichess have free reviews?

[strange acorn]

yes

[vital patio]

Hellooo

[wide thorn]

Nice , tysm

[kindred crypt]

sorry sir i think you might be in the wrong place this is a virtual furry meetup

[rigid meteor]

Does anyone know Ricegum?

[exotic bluff]

Guys anyone got some photoshopped GothamChess thumbnails

[exotic bluff]

Where can I watch this match

[sudden pilot]

Very brilliant

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/balright-bahlright-jynx-zi-jynx-gif-11107428969924259002

[sudden pilot]

Doomsday

[exotic bluff]

Jynxzi GM before GothamChess?

[hearty lark]

yea but i'm not trusted yet

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-chess-pawns-kicking-pawns-facing-gif-790341715837426254

Lmao

[hearty lark]

huh

[cerulean tartan]

Ha!

Black london

[hearty lark]

wut how why

[hearty lark]

why so funny

www

[sudden pilot]

Let bro finish his board set up

[cerulean tartan]

Because W

[obsidian plume]

[exotic bluff]

“You dare you use my own spells against me, Potter?”

[vital patio]

Helloo

[cerulean tartan]

I don't play the London system to give my opponent at least a chance

[vital patio]

yo guys how long until the new tag or tittle is gone

[obsidian plume]

If only this channel allows entire board posts per message

[cerulean tartan]

A week

[obsidian plume]

It only allow half

And the cooldown per message sucks

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-kidding-me-freaking-gif-23439964

[cerulean tartan]

Okay I'll let you do it

[obsidian plume]

😹

[vital patio]

yo i bought this mouse for like 3-5 dollars

and its rlly good

[cerulean tartan]

My cat gets them for free

[vital patio]

like a real gaming mouse

[obsidian plume]

London is fearsome. I tell you. Play 1.d4 Bf4 and you will discover alot

[vital patio]

ik

im just gonna play 1 game hold on

[summer basin]

Yo

[cerulean tartan]

WOAH Your mouse must be very smart to be playing games

[vital patio]

poor him

[hearty lark]

sure

[hollow fractal]

@fathom willow sorry bro I had to go somewhere urgent

[cerulean tartan]

Games far from over

[vital patio]

xd

[cerulean tartan]

I'm looking to study some queen vs minor piece and rook imbalances

[hollow fractal]

@vital patio wanna play?

[vital patio]

sure

[supple fable]

if i was the opponent im deleting my account

[vital patio]

XD

[cerulean tartan]

Also structural imbalances are tough to navigate

[nova mortar]

yo

im hard stuck at 640

[strange acorn]

if you were at 300 elo it would be a normal game for u

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yxlaw

This is the Chess.com profile of yxlaw. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 364 (397 peak)
Blitz: 113 (292 peak)
Bullet: 287 (393 peak)

[hollow fractal]

Accept

[supple fable]

but from all of possible legal moves they choosing queen to c3 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> abumas

This is the Chess.com profile of abumas. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 549 (667 peak)
Blitz: 346 (444 peak)
Bullet: 284 (353 peak)

[nova mortar]

wrong account

[cerulean tartan]

I used to be hesitant to play unnatural moves or double my pawns. But lately I have been overcoming this

[supple fable]

300 elo chess range is crazy ngl

[hollow fractal]

@vital patio accept

[vital patio]

wait

[gentle gorge]

cool pfp

[cerulean tartan]

On skibidi

[hearty lark]

how

[cerulean tartan]

Take your rating, multiply by 10, divide by 5 and divide by 2. That's your rating.

[exotic briar]

Yo quick question

[cerulean tartan]

slepnt gegagedigedagedago

[exotic briar]

Any 2000 elo here for a game cause I’m kinda bad lol

[gentle gorge]

if you pay me then sure

[exotic briar]

Bruh damn

[abstract frost]

why would anyone pay you? 😂

[exotic briar]

Yea

[narrow path]

How do I send ss I wanna know a opening I saw

[exotic briar]

I said not pay but play with me

[cerulean tartan]

Because he etal

[abstract frost]

you have to connect your chess.com account to Discord

[gentle gorge]

yea and im also double your rating

i dont really gain anything from playing you

[cerulean tartan]

Bragging rights

[exotic briar]

i know but ill see

[gentle gorge]

i only lose something, and thats my time

[abstract frost]

then better not reply mate

[exotic briar]

Lol

[gentle gorge]

who asked about your opinion this is a discussion between me and him

[exotic briar]

damn

[abstract frost]

you sound braindead

[exotic briar]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-freezing-cold-shivering-glace-gif-4206910866563313498

[gentle gorge]

okay

[abstract frost]

just letting you know that you need to stop embarrassing yourself

"pay me then I'll play a match"

[exotic briar]

You’re ruthless

[gentle gorge]

sure honey

[exotic briar]

Damn

[narrow path]

We're can I do that

[abstract frost]

💔

[exotic briar]

yes

[abstract frost]

@cerulean tartan help her out

[exotic briar]

Just type /connect

[cerulean tartan]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@abstract frost With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[abstract frost]

appreciate it

[abstract frost]

@narrow path

[gentle gorge]

yes thats how it works, i used to play literally everybody in this chat for free but then i got bored of it

[abstract frost]

fair enough brother

[exotic briar]

Yo anyone 2000 elo down for a match ??

[timid bluff]

[crystal ruin]

[abstract frost]

we hate math

[exotic briar]

[crystal ruin]

Math is beautiful

[cerulean tartan]

[exotic briar]

Nah it aint

[crystal ruin]

We are charli bird

[crystal ruin]

Yes it is

[cerulean tartan]

You're more beautiful

[exotic briar]

why the f does x do in math thats just stupid

[crystal ruin]

Bcs iam u

[exotic briar]

You have some rizz

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[cerulean tartan]

WE ARE CHARLIE BIRB

[crystal ruin]

We carry the cage instead of the flame

[cerulean tartan]

We carry the wings

[narrow path]

Did I do it

[exotic briar]

Yo at least anyone here 2000 wanna play

[cerulean tartan]

Yes

[exotic briar]

??

[crystal ruin]

Why d u want play 2000s

[narrow path]

Can someone pls tell me the opening black is using

[cerulean tartan]

I wanna play you 😉

[exotic briar]

Because im 1290 and i wanna play people higher rated than me

[crystal ruin]

U can't

[cerulean tartan]

Modern

[crystal ruin]

It won't help u

[narrow path]

It's called modern?

[exotic briar]

I did not ask you

[narrow path]

I was wondering bec I was watching his game

[crystal ruin]

Sure buddy just telling

[exotic briar]

Yo @narrow path you are 500 right

[narrow path]

Yea

[exotic briar]

K brother

[exotic briar]

Then play the caro khan

[river fog]

tuff

[gentle gorge]

i think it will

[river fog]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1503151035558924478/IMG_20260510_134702.gif

[exotic briar]

yea

[crystal ruin]

Why so

[exotic briar]

lol

[gentle gorge]

today i decided to play some people higher rated than me and i genuinely got good positions against them but threw the games cuz of nerves

[narrow path]

No what's the opening in the ss

[exotic briar]

ok

[river fog]

anyoen wanna play rn ?\

[exotic briar]

K wanna play

[gentle gorge]

and i think if i keep it up for long enough, then i can get on their level

[exotic briar]

Ok

[river fog]

falafelet send it

[cerulean tartan]

Yeah modern defense double fianchetto

[exotic briar]

Ok

[crystal ruin]

But if u did play in your rating wouldn't it be better?

[gentle gorge]

so dry bro i was tryna be nice

[hearty lark]

haha

[gentle gorge]

idk

[exotic briar]

Im sorry just being kinda tired

[gentle gorge]

then take a nap or smth get off discord

[exotic briar]

Cant

[river fog]

you gonna send it or nah

[cerulean tartan]

How's your brother doin?

[crystal ruin]

I mean if u are 2000 for example wouldn't it be better it if u take it gradually

[silver lily]

Hi guys i just joined the discord

[hearty lark]

hey

[crystal ruin]

Hate my keyboard

[cerulean tartan]

Haha

[hearty lark]

bruh

[vital patio]

i think mine is worse

[gentle gorge]

what do you mean

[silver lily]

My elo is 300

[vital patio]

me too

[hearty lark]

play me

[silver lily]

Wait

Ok now play

[hearty lark]

huh

[crystal ruin]

I mean if u played against higher rated won't help u , but if u played around your rating would help more that's what I think

[timid bluff]

i tried changing my user and i mispelled it 😔

[silver lily]

Wanna 1v1 in chess

[gentle gorge]

uhhh....

i kinda disagree

[red sparrow]

what do yall think is the best queen sacrifice of all time

[crystal ruin]

Why

[hearty lark]

yea wait

[silver lily]

Sacrifice?

[gentle gorge]

playing better people will definitely help you in any context

[vital patio]

playing higer rated will make u see howgood they are u can learn from them while playing againts him

[cerulean tartan]

Marshall vs Levitsky

[rigid meteor]

What's the best way to get elo fast

[red sparrow]

the roooook

[crystal ruin]

"Fast" use stockfish

[silver lily]

CMON BRUH

[vital patio]

i dont think againts is the right spelling

[burnt loom]

[rigid meteor]

whats stockfish

[crystal ruin]

How long have you been playing

[crystal ruin]

He said fast

[gentle gorge]

12 years

[crystal ruin]

[silver lily]

Who am i

[red sparrow]

probably the most flashy but imo the best one was (idk the exact game) when magnus carlsen gave up his queen for apparently no reason despite him actually not losing any advantage as long as he played the right sequence

[silver lily]

The rook

[river fog]

@exotic briar ?

[crystal ruin]

Well I agree with u I think

[cerulean tartan]

That was freestyle chess against rapport, not standard chess

[red sparrow]

if i can describe the situation more he let the enemy take another piece with check

[burnt loom]

[gentle gorge]

xd

[red sparrow]

oh

[crystal ruin]

[river fog]

anyone wanna play me ?

[silver lily]

Stop sacrificing me twins

[open herald]

what elo

[river fog]

950

[open herald]

alr play

[river fog]

name?

[open herald]

z7z6

[open herald]

do 10 min

[silver lily]

WHEN WE PLAY?

[river fog]

sent it

[exotic briar]

Had to do something like document sorry bro

[scarlet arrow]

Meow

[exotic briar]

Yo can we play a game

??

[silver lily]

Can i

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-dance-wiggle-mofka-happy-gif-9100348786306143377

[exotic briar]

K username

[plucky kelp]

🎷 🐛

[silver lily]

Rob-likes-you

[uneven turret]

@strange bobcat have you checked your twitter DMs

[plucky kelp]

Hai Flan!

[uneven turret]

You seem to be the only Viet in Hans’ post

[exotic briar]

Weird name

[uneven turret]

Long time no see torubitu

[warm ginkgo]

anyone blitz 1v1?

[silver lily]

Just search god dammit

[gentle gorge]

FLAN OMG THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS IN 2025

[plucky kelp]

Indeed.

[uneven turret]

There’s no way it’s that long chill out

[warm ginkgo]

anyone around 1300 blitz 1v1 unrated?

[gentle gorge]

it was that long 100%

[exotic briar]

Sent

[exotic briar]

Im 1209

[coral grotto]

Check out this #chess game: Archymon vs l4r45 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168542272662

[frosty peak]

Archymon (2078) vs. l4r45 (2089)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 e6 5. Nf3 Nc6 6. Bb5 Qb6 7. a4 Bd7 8. O-O Nge7 9. Bxc6 Nxc6 10. Bg5 h6 11. Bh4 Qxb2 12. Na3 Qxc3 13. Nb5 Qa5 14. Qe1 Qxe1 15. Nc7# 

[plucky kelp]

How have you been, flan?

[warm ginkgo]

wanna 1v1?

[safe patio]

im 130 blitz wanna 1v1

[coral grotto]

Caro-Kann is arse 🔥

[exotic briar]

Whait

[safe patio]

bullet i mean

[uneven turret]

No we talked last month

[warm ginkgo]

sure blitz

[uneven turret]

Good life, my chess is deteriorating though

[gentle gorge]

. that was 1 month agooo

[safe patio]

oh yeah im still 130 blitz i only play rapid

[uneven turret]

I have not found any reasons to pick up chess back again

[uneven turret]

so uhh idk

[warm ginkgo]

No I don't play bullet anymore cuz they are absolute brainrot

[warm ginkgo]

u wanna 1v1

[cerulean tartan]

Yeah

[warm ginkgo]

blitz 3min?

[cerulean tartan]

Nah

[nova mortar]

im 649

road to 1000 is on

[coral grotto]

Well I'm elated to say ITS NOT (actually my opponent played it badly).

[obsidian plume]

[safe patio]

should i try to reach 500 today

[warm ginkgo]

yeah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dareal_magnus_carlsen

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Rapid: 464 (643 peak)
Blitz: 130
Bullet: 230 (282 peak)

[safe patio]

alr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thegreatestblundermaster

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1195 (1253 peak)
Blitz: 1343 (1351 peak)
Bullet: 1624 (1649 peak)

[warm ginkgo]

gotta focus on rapid

[coral grotto]

Mango Clarkson.

[warm ginkgo]

any tips for rapid?

[nova mortar]

look

[safe patio]

magnum chocolateson

[cerulean tartan]

Play with me

[warm ginkgo]

let's play blitz

[safe patio]

dont overthink moves, e4 and go with the flow

[coral grotto]

Ice cream yummy 👍

[cerulean tartan]

Ok

[coral grotto]

Magnus should release that brand fr. Missed win.

[hearty lark]

wait doing smt else rn

[warm ginkgo]

alr in about 5mins

[safe patio]

watching invincible rn

[plucky kelp]

Fair enough, happy to hear you're living life well! :D

[uneven turret]

Tyyy

[hearty lark]

@silver lily

[nova mortar]

my mate keeps telling me to watch it is it good?

[indigo inlet]

yummers

[scarlet arrow]

I'm twice your rating

[topaz gazelle]

Check out this #chess game: darknighy vs timozamu - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168541360370 just beat a 1300 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[exotic briar]

Ok

[frosty peak]

darknighy (1288) vs. timozamu (1188)

Move List

1. [e4] e6 2. Nf3 c5 3. c3 d5 4. e5 Nc6 5. d4 Bd7 6. Bb5 Nxe5 7. Bxd7+ Nxd7 8. O-O Ngf6 9. Na3 a6 10. Bg5 Be7 11. Qb3 b5 12. Qd1 O-O 13. Nc2 a5 14. Ne3 h6 15. Bh4 c4 16. b3 a4 17. bxa4 Rxa4 18. Rb1 Qa5 19. Qc2 Rxa2 20. Rb2 Ra8 21. Ne5 Nb8 22. f4 Rxb2 23. Qxb2 b4 24. f5 Qa3 25. Qxa3 Rxa3 26. Nc2 Rxc3 27. Bxf6 gxf6 

[safe patio]

idk im just on season 2

[exotic briar]

Lets play

[nova mortar]

fairs

[warm ginkgo]

LMAO THIS GUY 😆

[exotic briar]

Lol

[exotic briar]

Pawn structure

[nova mortar]

wild

[warm ginkgo]

BRUH 💀

[exotic briar]

Lol

[cerulean tartan]

What?

[nova mortar]

bro fell for the oldest trick

[silver lily]

GUYS I WON AGAINST 1000 ELO YESSS

[exotic briar]

bruh gg

[silver lily]

GO AGAIN

[hearty lark]

bruh hey

[exotic briar]

Ok

[silver lily]

Wait

[nova mortar]

the highest ive won against is 1300

[cerulean tartan]

Ke7 and you're fine right?

[hearty lark]

wut

[nova mortar]

played peak chess

[exotic briar]

Sent

[silver lily]

Im playing 😠

[nova mortar]

does rob like u @exotic briar

[hearty lark]

hey wuts your chess.com account

play with you

[exotic briar]

I don’t think

[silver lily]

Rob-likes-you

[warm ginkgo]

alr

[cerulean tartan]

It's okay, I'll ask someone who thinks

[warm ginkgo]

@cerulean tartan we can play now

[exotic briar]

Damn

[safe patio]

what is happening bro🥀

[cerulean tartan]

Wait

[warm ginkgo]

what was your user

[hearty lark]

idk fr

[burnt loom]

why are there some ppl on chesscom rapid that play such obnoxious openings

like they play so passively

they fr ok with shit positions every game? like e3 d3 g3 bd2 ne2 bg2

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> charliebirb

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1211 (peak)

[cerulean tartan]

Drinking rn

[hearty lark]

sur

[gentle gorge]

unrelated but how are you 2000 rapid and 1100 blitz 💀

sonion 🙏

[warm ginkgo]

LMAO this was 1600 elo 💀

[cerulean tartan]

Send challenge

[river fog]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1503151035558924478/IMG_20260510_134702.gif

[warm ginkgo]

what was your user I forgot

[cerulean tartan]

CharlieBirb

[burnt loom]

pro

[warm ginkgo]

rated?

[cerulean tartan]

Nah

[warm ginkgo]

sent

[sour bison]

school uniforms are ahh

[burnt loom]

hes underrated btw

[sour bison]

I feel so chuzz rn

[sudden pilot]

Chuzz?

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[sterile atlas]

I blunder my queen consistently at 1700

[river fog]

gg

[sour bison]

Chopped huzz

[river fog]

you are

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yeetersboi123

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 899 (1043 peak)
Blitz: 641 (894 peak)
Bullet: 921 (1075 peak)

[sterile atlas]

Is the chesscom server rlly the first place u wanted to share this

[burnt loom]

youre assuming this is the first place.

[vital patio]

find the brilliant sac for white here

[sudden pilot]

Knight C7

[paper pumice]

lol

[silver vortex]

Should I like “warm up” before jumping into rapid games and if so what’s the best way

[sour bison]

thanks bro

[sudden pilot]

Sorry i got the board flipped

[river fog]

appreciate it

[warm ginkgo]

@cerulean tartan gg

dawg I almost lost

[open herald]

ggs i recently learned how to counter englund gambit

[warm ginkgo]

you were winning

[burnt loom]

nd6+ is winning

[vital patio]

no

[cerulean tartan]

Gg

[warm ginkgo]

gg

[cerulean tartan]

Ik

[obsidian plume]

Ez!

[warm ginkgo]

I saw that nice checkmate

[burnt loom]

how is that not winning

[vital patio]

its not the right move

[burnt loom]

but it wins the game

thats at least +5 position

[vital patio]

well this sac i think win the game

[sour bison]

they're scared of females, I think im safe

[silver lily]

Watch it you tud let’s play

[paper pumice]

qe4+?

[cerulean tartan]

Qe4

[paper pumice]

qe4+?

[vital patio]

congratulation

[paper pumice]

ty ty

[vital patio]

ur right

[strange bobcat]

Labubu

[vital patio]

1 more follows up

[cerulean tartan]

It's a windmill but with the knight

[burnt loom]

are you talking about nxg7+ rxg7 f7+ rxf7 rxf7 kxf7 ne5+ or smth

[vital patio]

1 more move

[gentle gorge]

hi wyl did you get into hans' team he mentioned that his amateur was a vietnamese talent

[strange bobcat]

I hadnt gotten anything yet but we will see, ill update the moment i get anhthjng

[open herald]

Does anybody wanna play

[strange bobcat]

Uh not notifs yet but if hes serious then im prob down to play

[vital patio]

no the knight can get the queen rook pawn bishop and idk

[gentle gorge]

nah he said he already got a vietnamse talent so it turns out that it isnt you

[obtuse wagon]

Ive been getting worse at chess 😭

[vital patio]

brb

[open herald]

Play me

[sudden pilot]

I'm to scared to lose

[obtuse wagon]

my 2 biggest problems are forgetting pins exist and doing everything to try to castle but lose my queen

[cerulean tartan]

WE ARE CHARLIE BIRB

[open herald]

I've been getting better

[sudden pilot]

I'm terrible

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zzzquill (z7z6)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 304 (1248 peak)
Blitz: 110 (453 peak)
Bullet: 316 (1091 peak)

[vital patio]

ITS BE RIGHT BACK

[cerulean tartan]

No

[obtuse wagon]

i made a new acc and its rating is 360 now so uhhh

[cerulean tartan]

Birb is birb

[obtuse wagon]

i suck!

[cerulean tartan]

Lol, wanna play?

[open herald]

Birbo you wanna play

[cerulean tartan]

No

[fathom willow]

How u check profile

[open herald]

y

[open herald]

/profile

[obtuse wagon]

ur like 1300 so sure !

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> phoenixoppp

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1365 (1787 peak)
Blitz: 688 (898 peak)
Bullet: 626 (1051 peak)

[cerulean tartan]

I only play rapid, and I need a good game

[severe dock]

who wants to unrated 1v1?

[obtuse wagon]

I also play rapid

[open herald]

down

[cerulean tartan]

You better beat me

[fathom willow]

Bad

[strange remnant]

one of these days chess will take my fcking life

[open herald]

User?

[severe dock]

I sent challenge

[hearty lark]

huh wait i gtg tell you later ok?

[obtuse wagon]

Whats ur user

[cerulean tartan]

Send challenge to CharlieBirb

[hearty lark]

@silver lily very sry

[open herald]

2000 elo North Korea Spy hell haw im cooked

[strange remnant]

pls take my phone away 😔

[paper pumice]

@vital patio

[alpine jolt]

this might be a bit random but can you boost mydiscord server

[paper pumice]

im pretty sure there is mate in 6

[vital patio]

?

[cerulean tartan]

Do 10+0 @obtuse wagon

[obtuse wagon]

i did 15...

Ok sending

"youve sent too many challenges" bro what

[timber badge]

u arent the viet player?

[paper pumice]

nxg7+ rxg7 fxg7 and after any move black plays promotion

[strange bobcat]

Tbh ik all the other viet talents that are 2700+ blitz and 2000 fide and they didnt get anything either lol

[cerulean tartan]

Let it be

[burnt loom]

that costs money btw

[strange bobcat]

Im not 100% sure cuz i hadnt got a msg yet but ill put it at 67

[vital patio]

its ng7+

[cerulean tartan]

Wanna play?

[vital patio]

for white btw

[paper pumice]

yea sory

[burnt loom]

no

not now probably

[vital patio]

no its alr its a puzzle dude

[cerulean tartan]

ok :>

[paper pumice]

u got some more

[cerulean tartan]

I drank sparkling coffee

[vital patio]

ok ill try to find 1

[cerulean tartan]

Feels caffeine man

[warm ginkgo]

does puzzle help?

[paper pumice]

wait are u saying after qe4+ its ng7or are u correcting my mistake in typing

[vital patio]

correcting

[boreal ridge]

Hello

[paper pumice]

gimme one more :D.

[vital patio]

this one is easy

find the promotion that wins the game

[gentle gorge]

arent there any like 2250 fides who havent claimed their cm title?

[strange bobcat]

The thing is that spot is specifically for under 2000 fide players

[gentle gorge]

ohhhhhhh

[strange bobcat]

Bro hadnt watch the vid

Insane larping 😭😭😭

[gentle gorge]

xd

[hearty lark]

sure

[hearty lark]

idk but don't you claim it auto?

[gentle gorge]

im not even close to the requirements so i didnt even bother

[paper pumice]

promote to bishop

[exotic briar]

Sup back

[gentle gorge]

no u gotta pay

[vital patio]

right

[gray hatch]

Bro why is my yt shorts filled with videos where they show a chess position then show a picture of a famous chess player then show a brilliant move

[paper pumice]

d8=bishop bf7 be7 bxf7+ kg8 and win

[vital patio]

i gtg now see ya later

[burnt loom]

because that famous chess player played that brilliant move

[cerulean tartan]

Won't you look at me once before you go

[gray hatch]

yeah ik

[strange bobcat]

Fair but ye context matters

[gray hatch]

Forking the entire church

[exotic briar]

Just beat a candidate master

[brittle iron]

you actully went from 800 to 1300

[vital patio]

yep right and i have to go now

[viral night]

Knight fr

[paper pumice]

yeah sure lol

[paper pumice]

that also wins i didnt see

[viral night]

Yea bro trust

[vital patio]

nah promoting to a knight is hard black has 1 bishop

[exotic briar]

Yo any 2000 wanna play

[vital patio]

he can defend

[viral night]

W challenge

[exotic briar]

??

[safe patio]

too many threats on the board at once im so confused, not askin for help in just showcasing

[vital patio]

alr byee

[exotic briar]

No not on my main on my alt

[coral grotto]

White to move.

[exotic briar]

Lol we played on my main and my alt

[burnt loom]

bd5+ ba2

[viral night]

Bf4

[coral grotto]

Correct.

[coral grotto]

OMG a bishop sac 🔥

[viral night]

No thats wrong wdym

[brittle iron]

,,,

[viral night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286055265376014459/1368954485061189702/attachment-13.gif

[coral grotto]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pomni-stare--k01KRA3Y2GVK3AX3TP3J6Q4XRA3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1501764491719999568/1501765002514923550/chesstalk.gif

[safe patio]

brilliant right after a blunder lmao

how did i achieve this

[safe patio]

how is this even brilliant its the most obvious move on the board

[coral grotto]

Leaving the rook on f8 to hang for an attack 🔥 and after Qh3 (only defense) you trade queens and pick up the knight on h6 which was protected before since there's no more queen to defend it.

When you hang a piece for an attack they give brilliants. At least there's a high chance they do.

[gray hatch]

i will glaze mikhail tal into oblivion if i have to

[safe patio]

they fell for the checkmate

[river fog]

rook sac

[coral grotto]

😭

[paper pumice]

find winning move

[river oak]

I think my opponent died why did he not resign instead he quit game and let the app resign him

[coral grotto]

Sacrifice THE KNIGHT.

Nxd5 ggs.

[river fog]

people do this

and its so annoying

[paper pumice]

not ggs right away there ise5 ig

[harsh lichen]

guys what the hell catalan on top everyone should learn the catalan at 1k elo

[exotic briar]

Yo anyone down for a match

[river oak]

Why thats disrespectful

[harsh lichen]

shii pull up unrated

[river fog]

lack of a father figure

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zypzyd

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1201 (1275 peak)
Blitz: 784 (898 peak)
Bullet: 673 (1006 peak)

[exotic briar]

Ok username

[viral night]

Nxd5 and then Bb5 you win the queen
Wait no
Qxe4 and you win faster

Ng6 and then Na10

[exotic briar]

Find the winning move

[exotic briar]

Damn

[coral grotto]

True but at least a pawn is a pawn.

[harsh lichen]

rxa6

[burnt loom]

rxa6#

[exotic briar]

Lol it aint mate

[harsh lichen]

yeah it is?

[exotic briar]

Damn i meant ok

[coral grotto]

Bishop from 6767KM would like a chat.

[viral night]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-bruh-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-gif-3841012065452512308

[burnt loom]

💀

[harsh lichen]

did u send?

[paper pumice]

correct but black can defend after e5 so u cant rlly win queen right away

[nova mortar]

I'm 666 elo

[exotic briar]

Yea i meant yea its mate

[paper goblet]

should i play chess while sleep deprived and with a cold

[exotic briar]

nah user name @harsh lichen

[exotic briar]

Cold

[harsh lichen]

@exotic briar

[viral night]

Black can deconnect with the avocado tesla formula

[paper goblet]

?

[harsh lichen]

yes lets play rated please 😊

[paper goblet]

i have ||chores|| to do

[harsh lichen]

its a joke i swear please dont take my rating

[timid bluff]

[exotic briar]

Sent

[viral night]

Kramnik is calling

[paper goblet]

i gain 0 elo for beating you lol

[coral grotto]

Damn the 📈

[timid bluff]

hey i dont play chess.com much mainly lichess

[burnt loom]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[harsh lichen]

i know :( im sorry

[viral night]

Wait i think ive played u chessnerd

[cerulean tartan]

Yes

I decided to grind rating until I lose

And no blitz

[coral grotto]

ChEaTinG? DiSqUasTuNG!!

Dude needs to acknowledge that he's no longer in his prime fr...

[paper goblet]

who are you

[paper goblet]

titled vs tilted players

[river fog]

devastating for black

[coral grotto]

Tilted Tuesdays 😭

[paper goblet]

I really need an opening for white
I can equalize with black but I have no options that give me any play as white

[river fog]

queens gambit

very easy to play

[paper goblet]

d4 d5 c4 e6
and what

[paper pumice]

sicilian 🔥

[river fog]

watch a video bro

[open herald]

Réti Variations for white,
Owens Defense is good for black I'm still learning

[coral grotto]

I second this. Also learn how to face the Albin countergambit.

[paper goblet]

yeah it’s not wrong but it’s not exactly difficult for black to equalize

i have just checked your rating roles so ig that’s why

[coral grotto]

Réti was what I spammed all the time before lol. Then switched to King's gambit because more fun.

[slate summit]

Guess my elo

[paper goblet]

how bad is it for white in Nf3 d5 c4 d4

[paper pumice]

playing gta 6 lol

[river fog]

what elo are you ?

[paper goblet]

2667

[coral grotto]

2882

[river fog]

3

[paper goblet]

2200

[slate summit]

400 but started yestreday is this flex?

[open herald]

Bro I'm using reti gambits rn

[slate summit]

i said elo not your brain cells

[river fog]

tuff roast

[harsh lichen]

@exotic briarwell played

[paper goblet]

i can’t compare cause I started way way before the chess boom

[exotic briar]

Ggs

[paper pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[nova mortar]

Guys

[exotic briar]

so what about the catalan

[harsh lichen]

ill dm u what im using to study

[exotic briar]

@harsh lichen

[river fog]

i cant help you gang

[exotic briar]

Ok

[nova mortar]

I've won 6 games in a row

[coral grotto]

Didn't know of them at the time tbh. I feel dum now.

[river fog]

now lose 7

[nova mortar]

I'm 674

[cerulean tartan]

1400 now

[river fog]

damn so tuff

[paper goblet]

my longest blitz winning streak is 8

[paper pumice]

i lost 15 bullet in a row.

[slate summit]

anyone wanna deul
https://link.chess.com/play/hKIFqV

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 899 (1043 peak)
Blitz: 641 (894 peak)
Bullet: 921 (1075 peak)

[open herald]

I learned how to counter Caro Kann with reti been punishing ppl with that ☠️💀

[paper pumice]

i lterally lost 130 elo

15 bullet games in a row

[paper goblet]

i won 15 bullet in a row

[cerulean tartan]

Aura

[river fog]

apperantely my best blitz is 9

[polar zealot]

Why

[river fog]

my screen NOO NOW ITS ALL OVER

[paper goblet]

what’s your best win

[cerulean tartan]

Yum 😋

[coral grotto]

My best Blitz streak is 11.
Best rapid streak is 12.
Best bullet streak is 13.

[cerulean tartan]

2390 ig

[slate summit]

anyone wanna play a game
https://link.chess.com/play/dZ9H8H

[coral grotto]

BTW Sindarov in the candidates, at the end of round 7, had 6 point.

That's right, 6/7

[paper pumice]

best losing streak rapid 20-25 for me

[proud crystal]

does beating a NM in puzzle battle count

[coral grotto]

https://klipy.com/gifs/67-67-meme-2--k01KR8QHJ9V7R7N2QYT7JYR6CXG

[potent veldt]

give me chess premium

[slate summit]

brain rot kid

[potent veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/crypto-10set-tenset-hypno-pokemon-gif-17314139375288449153

[paper goblet]

rapid?

[coral grotto]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-saying-that-1--k01KRBDJB7TS03639F5NCZ84TNH

[potent veldt]

you want to give me chess.com premium

[paper goblet]

no

[proud crystal]

aw man

[paper goblet]

tbh
beating NMs in blitz is quite doable

[river fog]

bro who is better ronaldo or messi?

[slate summit]

red_boost

[slate summit]

ronaldo ofc

[river fog]

no

[paper pumice]

wow

[river fog]

messi mogs him

[paper pumice]

bro its messi

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-stare-blank-face-uh-okay-blink-gif-17510019

[coral grotto]

I remember flagging an NM in blitz and I was 1600 🤣

[proud crystal]

really 🥹

[river fog]

embed fail

[paper pumice]

messi is so much better

[coral grotto]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squidward-squidwardlaughing--k01KRBDMX9VY32ZG7P79H2RD6M2

[slate summit]

son he is not

[river fog]

ronaldo is a bottom

[paper pumice]

nah bro messi is the best

[river fog]

messi better

[paper pumice]

ronaldo is so trash

[paper goblet]

yeah they still blunder simple stuff

[slate summit]

...

[paper pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-tuff-minion-tuff-minoin-hoverboard-gif-17512699728490497347

[slate summit]

how many goals does he have

[coral grotto]

And they play the Botez gambit when low on time.

[paper pumice]

12039484 goals

[river fog]

ronaldo is not even the best ronaldo

[river fog]

ronaldo has 5 goals

[slate summit]

kid he has 780 and ronaldo has 906 i think

[paper pumice]

messi has 12982948 goals i saw

[paper goblet]

in my best rapid win, I bait my opponent into playing… (guess)

[exotic briar]

Yooo guys who is better

[paper pumice]

bro messi has 1027329875235792348923847294 goals i saw myself

[river fog]

ronaldo has 5 goals

[slate summit]

send proof 3 braincell person

[paper pumice]

you

https://tenor.com/view/messi-gif-24673763

[exotic briar]

Ok thanks

[paper goblet]

stop comparing Ronaldo and Messi when the real GOAT is obviously ||Harry Maguire||

[exotic briar]

Lol

[river fog]

hes corrrect bro

[coral grotto]

Ra2+?

[exotic briar]

Yo you chess nerd

[slate summit]

🥀

[paper pumice]

see messi so cool he got 23928398 more goals ronaldo trash

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/zhakk-harn-back-guess-who-gif-2928557023347135716

[paper goblet]

yeah I bait them into playing Ra2+? Kg3!

[paper pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-mango-tuff-alert-still-water-mustard-gif-1569905685467297757

[burnt loom]

ra2 kg3 ng2 nxf5+?

[river fog]

yeah ronaldo gets ultra mogged by messi

[exotic briar]

like the chess nerd

[slate summit]

Demon ill kill every idiot

[vital patio]

XD

[slate summit]

bruh why did it not embed

[paper pumice]

bro i am 1 year old and i saw 2 world cups i know all this

[paper goblet]

yes but ofc that didn’t happen

[coral grotto]

Then they skewer your king and rook but you have a fork.

[paper goblet]

i’m a nerd who play chess

[slate summit]

1 year old

[exotic briar]

So you are the chess nerd

[paper goblet]

well I intentionally set this up a couple moves prior

[vital patio]

so ig ur killing ur self

[burnt loom]

rg2+ kxh4 rxg7 nxf5

[slate summit]

so you are still sperm @paper pumice

[slate summit]

uh i did i say about my self

[paper pumice]

it doesnt take a year for that lol messi better

[paper pumice]

what?

[vital patio]

tf u mean

[paper pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-iq-smart-gif-25368965

[vital patio]

LOL

[paper goblet]

I intentionally played Rg7 knowing that both of us with around 90s on the clock are likely to spam checks

[slate summit]

why cant i say n word

[paper pumice]

WHATT

[vital patio]

i like ronaldo better but im not going to argue

[paper goblet]

why is Harry Maguire not mentioned
so unfair

[paper pumice]

im baitingrage

[coral grotto]

Najdorf?

[vital patio]

LOL