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[patent patrol]

yea ppl criticize lichess ui but like dam bro

[gentle pond]

try post-moving

[patent patrol]

shit way smoother at least for me

[ancient grail]

Basically trying to lose instead of trying to win

[brittle iron]

it gets the job done tbh

[undone ravine]

chess baddies...

[patent patrol]

also i get titled pairings on lichess so fun

[sour wigeon]

This is blowing my feeble mind

[gentle pond]

lichess banned me for not being european enough

[brittle iron]

that one time i went undercover with some random account and beat an FM in 5+3 lol

[sour wigeon]

😭

[brittle iron]

i don't think that that is a thing

[patent patrol]

Bro its so cool to get rnadom titled players in the pool

[gentle pond]

hmm how to be sure though

[brittle iron]

lichess.org/appeal

[patent patrol]

I flagged an nm and i look on his chess.com and hes 1800

[gentle pond]

thanks

[brittle iron]

😭

[gentle pond]

but then i have to get a dna test and everything

[brittle iron]

are you messing with me?

[gentle pond]

no way definitely not

no sir/maam

[brittle iron]

you spamming irony is off-putting

[patent patrol]

ive had some genuinely fun ones against titled players tho

[gentle pond]

thank you!

[brittle iron]

😭

[patent patrol]

ive played maybe 10 in the past week i would never expect thaht

[brittle iron]

playing the weirdest openings?

[patent patrol]

oops

[patent patrol]

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/black/XlxQ3jFc.gif?theme=brown&piece=cburnett&players=true&ratings=true&glyphs=false&clocks=true

idk i always play the alekhines as black sometimes i get molested by rly strong ppl cuz of it but heres a game

[gentle pond]

me too or king's indian if d4

alekhine so fun

[brittle iron]

2000 FM? 😭
their fide was at some point / is higher than their lichess?

i know it is bullet

but still

[patent patrol]

this guy rematched and i beat him 2/1

idk like i think ppl take it less seriously maybe

[gentle pond]

alekhine can get crazy fast

[patent patrol]

fr

[gentle pond]

i think it's more ppl take it as an insult

that you're starting so aggressive

[patent patrol]

a titled player would be fine floating at 2200 lichess bullet ive said before

[gray trout]

They can retire titles are for life

[patent patrol]

ya also this ^

[brittle iron]

i can reture too
and there's no title attached to it 🤷‍♀️

[patent patrol]

i cant find info on everyone i play but like uhh the 1800 nm is a good example

[brittle iron]

still 2000 bullet chess.com

[gray trout]

Because you suck at the game

[brittle iron]

that is also true

[shell lynx]

[patent patrol]

i beat a wfm and she was like 40 so its like ehh cant be too happy

[gentle pond]

you could be a suckmaster but maybe that's something different

[gray trout]

I am kidding a little, you are doing about fine

[magic shard]

spooky scary papibluds

[ancient grail]

Hi dor

[brittle iron]

that one was too much

[gray trout]

Master at sucking

[magic shard]

hi

[gray trout]

Like my ex

[gentle pond]

you dont actually SAY it

[shell lynx]

Why are u saying this

[ancient grail]

I was thinking of expanding my opening repretoire so I'd do better against more opponents

[gentle pond]

ya gotta leave it to impliCATion-like

[near dome]

😫😩😫😫

[patent patrol]

most of the time if i beat anyone titled they dont even make the list

[ancient grail]

But idk what to study yet

[magic shard]

sorry papiblud

[sour wigeon]

Invincible🫡

[magic shard]

you don't have to
I play the same openings always

[gentle pond]

same

[magic shard]

what opening are you studying now

[shell lynx]

6.Bc4 vs my Sicilian

I switched my response

[brittle iron]

what in the world

[ancient grail]

Yeah, same here, but you're much better at that same opening than i do, so i thought learning something else would be more efficient than out prepping you

[shell lynx]

This is so tuff

[gentle pond]

i'm studying the opening down at the 7/11 part-time GET ME

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> classical-sicilian

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Rapid: 2264 (peak)
Blitz: 2400 (peak)
Bullet: 296 (peak)

[brittle iron]

yes, because it is yours

[shell lynx]

Ik

[brittle iron]

😭

[magic shard]

people that play Bc4 in the Italian how would you describe them

[covert dagger]

Dude what is that bullet

even mines higher than yours

[magic shard]

maybe against me that would be a good option

[covert dagger]

And mine is absolute trash

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2600 (peak)
Bullet: 2601 (peak)

[shell lynx]

Mine has a better personality

[shell lynx]

Ur trying to get me lawked up

[magic shard]

crowkenuinely I said Italian lol

[covert dagger]

I guess it is aura to have 2100 rating diff in tcs

[magic shard]

how did no chess.combluds catch that

[shell lynx]

True

[brittle iron]

does rating matter that much though?

[magic shard]

papi is just a snail

[shell lynx]

Im at peak bro

[brittle iron]

sitting?

[shell lynx]

I have one last KID chapter to cover

[magic shard]

true I appreciate the triple peaksit

[covert dagger]

Me too

[magic shard]

which

[shell lynx]

Its only two peaksits

[shell lynx]

5.h3 sidelines

[hot elm]

I have the highest blitz here

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> demdude1 (demdude1)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 698 (714 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 468 (peak)

[shell lynx]

Bro is cheating. How does he a have a higher bullet than me

[magic shard]

my winrate is so good against h3 so I don't need to look at it right now

[brittle iron]

then i must be cheating too

[hot elm]

pure skill bro (I've only played like 5 bullet matches ever lol)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> spellchessgpt

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Rapid: 1633 (peak)
Blitz: 1438 (1440 peak)

[ancient grail]

Imagine playing bullet at all

[torpid jasper]

Hey everyone, I’m offering a free 1 hour chess lesson for beginners. If you’re new to chess and want help with openings, tactics, basic strategy, or improving fast, send me a DM. I’m not extremely high rated but I can help you if you are a beginner.

[magic shard]

I'm a racecar so I play bullet sometimes

[brittle iron]

why would one not?
i mean, it's kind of fun
especially if you've only got 30s on the clock and no increment

[ancient grail]

30s ain't even enough to get past the opening

[shell lynx]

I think I only have like 5 games across both sites. Im doing well in terms of wr. But I play like hot ass in those games

[brittle iron]

73 moves

[gusty seal]

you'd think the amount of people attempting scholars mate would decrease when you get into 300 but it shockingly increases like 2-3x

[magic shard]

I think you're starting to get used to the kings indian

[shell lynx]

Kinda

[plain pilot]

Nice win

[shell lynx]

The jones prep is working

[brittle iron]

or here, 77

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me?

[magic shard]

bros pfp 💀

[shell lynx]

Ive only been playing cc rapid lately though. Which is not good cuz those guys play like shit. Might rub off on me

[magic shard]

soon the dor kings indian

[magic shard]

yeah they're so bad

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Yixi (yxjie)

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Rapid: 621 (peak)
Blitz: 608 (621 peak)
Bullet: 600 (peak)

[plain pilot]

True 600 elo

[shell lynx]

Truly an Astolfo image

[plain pilot]

What's with the skull emojis 😭

[brittle iron]

i have no idea why

[strange bobcat]

@uneven turret @slow folio am i tripping

[magic shard]

yo chessontrack

[strange bobcat]

Sup

[plain pilot]

Anyone wanna rapid or blitz?

[magic shard]

doing good

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> prem04siva

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Rapid: 597 (655 peak)
Blitz: 496 (533 peak)
Bullet: 359 (peak)

[nocturne charm]

chat should i focus on my blitz and bullet

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zettoni

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Rapid: 1728 (peak)
Blitz: 1173 (peak)
Bullet: 762 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zettoni

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Rapid: 1728 (peak)
Blitz: 1173 (peak)
Bullet: 762 (peak)

[uneven turret]

LMFAOO

[strange bobcat]

Im doubting about the stuff

[uneven turret]

WAIT SEND ME THE REEL WTF

[wintry raptor]

anyone have tips to get better at 500

[strange bobcat]

Its on insta watch it

Idk if its me tho

[uneven turret]

wyl when you get famous please give me 5% of your winnings

because I informed you about this entire shit

don't forget me 🥹

[plain pilot]

One thing that helped get to 600 was watching more Gothamcheese slow run

[brittle iron]

😭

[strange bobcat]

Ye sure if i get any

[wintry raptor]

ok thank you

i keep losing in my openings

[plain pilot]

Believe me I was stuck in 500 range for a month

[uneven turret]

has hans niemann DM'ed you

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lac4l

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Rapid: 401 (425 peak)
Blitz: 238 (247 peak)
Bullet: 322 (343 peak)

[strange bobcat]

Not yet it seems so im not sure about it

[hot elm]

EVERYONE

[plain pilot]

Now I'm comfortably 600 elo

[hot elm]

GET IN THE CAR NOW, WE'RE LEAVING THIS TOWN

WAIT THIS ISNT THE CAR, OH NO!!

[wintry raptor]

wow

[hot elm]

HERMIT PURPLE!!!!!

[brittle iron]

interesting queen moves
i should learn how to play like them

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Yixi (yxjie)

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Rapid: 621 (peak)
Blitz: 608 (621 peak)
Bullet: 600 (peak)

[plain pilot]

[ancient grail]

That astolfo pfp lowkey looks fire

[plain pilot]

cuz it is

[plain pilot]

Another nice win

[wintry raptor]

isnt it weird how the bots are worse than people

[plain pilot]

bots r weird

[ancient grail]

Yeah, you get used to it

[plain pilot]

I don't ever play with bots

[slow folio]

maybe you are that talent vro

[lone glen]

Hi chat

[ancient grail]

Heya

[lone glen]

Im gonna go sleep now

[ancient grail]

Bruh

[lone glen]

Its almost 12:00 AM

[ancient grail]

Alr then, go get some sleep

[lone glen]

I can chat for a bit

[ancient grail]

Alr

[exotic kernel]

what opening is this bruh

[ancient grail]

Looks like what i play in spell chess

[lone glen]

[proven wave]

No they are not

They are programmed to play bad

[wintry raptor]

ohh

[proven wave]

Stockfish can never lose to humans

[paper mason]

See me try

[upbeat portal]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/168530666946

[frosty peak]

chz-bz (1602) vs. detetive_do_helicoptero (1611)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. e5 c5 3. c3 Nc6 4. Bb5 a6 5. Bxc6+ bxc6 6. d4 cxd4 7. cxd4 Bf5 8. Ne2 Nh6 9. O-O e6 10. Qa4 Qb6 11. Nbc3 Rb8 12. b3 Bd3 13. Bxh6 Bb5 14. Nxb5 axb5 15. Bxg7 bxa4 16. Bxh8 a3 17. Bf6 Rb7 18. Rad1 Be7 19. Bg7 Kd7 20. Nc3 Rb8 21. Bh6 Rg8 22. Be3 h5 23. Na4 Qb5 24. Rfe1 Bb4 25. Rf1 Ke7 26. Rc1 f6 27. Nc5 Bxc5 28. Rxc5 Qa6 29. Rfc1 Rc8 30. h3 fxe5 31. dxe5 Kf7 32. Bg5 Kg6 33. h4 Kf5 34. R1c3 Qe2 35. Bf6 Qxa2 36. Rf3+ Kg6 37. Bg5 Qb1+ 38. Kh2 a2 39. Rf6+ Kg7 40. Rxe6 a1=Q 41. Re7+ Kf8 42. Re6 Qh1+ 43. Kg3 Qad1 44. Rf6+ Kg7 45. Rf4 Qxb3+ 46. Rf3 Qxf3+ 47. Kxf3 Qd1+ 48. Kg3 Qg4+ 49. Kh2 Qd4 50. Bf6+ Kf7 51. Rc2 c5 52. Re2 Ke6 53. Re3 Qf4+ 54. Rg3 c4 55. Kh3 c3 56. f3 c2 57. Rg5 

[upbeat portal]

That game was fun

[hot elm]

yall this is why you never resign

[open herald]

Scilian defense Taimanov variation

[exotic kernel]

Winnable?

[daring bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006533151868330095/1482812631176839441/togif.gif

[open herald]

Dayum did he perform coconut maggot attack on you?

[exotic kernel]

im rated 500 its gg

[ancient zealot]

ts a draw

wait no

[exotic kernel]

well i got to this

idk how to stop the pawn

oh ok

[ancient zealot]

wth

[lofty spire]

pro

[ancient zealot]

that was a loss

[ancient zealot]

if black plays this right

[exotic kernel]

well he drawed so

he didnt, lol

[lofty spire]

he said it was 500 so it makes sense

[hot elm]

taking 2 whole minutes on the 4th move bro

opening theory is never that complicated 💔

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2207 (2208 peak)
Blitz: 2006 (2110 peak)
Bullet: 2111 (peak)

[modern owl]

2200 blitz before 2027

[celest marten]

Would be too hard ig

Maybe bullet possible

[modern owl]

Nah it's possible

Just have to play 5+0 instead of 3+0,i mainly play 3+0

[celest marten]

Oo
For sm reason am really bad at blitz so I prefer increment

[modern owl]

Oh you're the one who added me recently on chess.com

[celest marten]

Yepp

I’m surprised u noticed

[modern owl]

Just checked your profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> prem04siva

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Rapid: 602 (655 peak)
Blitz: 496 (533 peak)
Bullet: 359 (peak)

[pulsar harness]

Can we have a game?

[modern owl]

No, I I'm about to eat lunch

[pulsar harness]

Ok

[celest marten]

Meanwhile i’ve python exam in few hrs

[ancient zealot]

whats it on

[celest marten]

🥀

Wym

[ancient zealot]

whatin python

[celest marten]

Generally basic stuff like data types n syntax to all the way to a Lil bit oops

[ancient zealot]

nice

gl

[celest marten]

Not nice

Yee tyy

Ig i’m prepared
Atleast can score decent marks if not really good

[shell lynx]

@magic shard just beat some 2500 in h3

Wait nvm its a shitter 2300

Im blind

[ancient zealot]

u did 1.h3?

fire

[exotic kernel]

forced draws by repetition are so lame

congrats man you just wasted everyone's time

[hexed oracle]

how tf did white even draw in that position 😭

[exotic kernel]

rook e6 and e7

[hexed oracle]

that's just dumb

[exotic kernel]

I didnt want to draw but he forced one

[magic shard]

:shanklaugh:

[hexed oracle]

u played with black right?

[exotic kernel]

mhm

[strange acorn]

good for white

[hexed oracle]

u should be happy u didn't lose tho

[exotic kernel]

I was up a piece ngl

[hexed oracle]

white had a forced mate in 3 or 4 in that position

[celest marten]

Isn't queen to e6 mate for white

[hexed oracle]

close

[strange acorn]

nah he had a draw in 3 that position smh

[celest marten]

Why did ur opponent draw

[lone stone]

GUYS DO U KNOW HOW TO DO THE OBSESSION QUEST IN DISCORD? IF YES PLS TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN PLAN B

pls i need this

[celest marten]

Close how I can see queen e6#

[strange acorn]

how bad do you need it

[lone stone]

its 700 orbs

[hexed oracle]

after Re6 white could follow with Qe5 depending on how black played which would've reaukted in mate

[lone stone]

do u know how to do it?

pls nybody

[strange acorn]

there is literal yt vids just watch them

[hexed oracle]

after this queen would go f7 and it's mate

[hot elm]

1m 33s thinking just for me to play this
i should really just quit the game

[celest marten]

And bro was sad coz opponent made a draw💀

[cerulean pond]

Who is the best coach in chess.com

[safe folio]

Can you please connect your account

[hexed oracle]

markus ofc

[strange acorn]

some people have a punishment kink, drawing feels empty

[mental loom]

Depends on the player who needs coaching

[exotic kernel]

is THIS winnable lol

[cerulean pond]

package deal

[hexed oracle]

I was clearly not forced to say this

[cerulean pond]

double the advice

[strange acorn]

there is really no best coach, everyone has a different vibe what people learn from

[celest marten]

How much u got paid

[celest marten]

I’m loyal to david

[tepid zodiac]

honestly is it the same to play against a bot an a actual human?

[strange acorn]

no

[celest marten]

Not even close

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me?

[tepid zodiac]

that’s what I was thinking but my friend said it’s the same

dead ah

[strange acorn]

what youre using stockfish to move its all the same

[celest marten]

Low elo bots can blunder on purpose anytime so not really same

[swift tendon]

anyone have any tips on learning openings

[strange acorn]

how deep we talking about

[swift tendon]

i dont need to know 15 moves of a opening

like I need a way to practice them IG

[crude axle]

try pawn to e4

[strange acorn]

find master games to analyze and see the major ideas they used in the opening

[swift tendon]

however I did learn how to punish the fried liver attack as black which has been fun

[crude axle]

nice

[nocturne charm]

dude this is very bad my rapid is 1700 elo but my other ratings are only around 1000 elo because they weren't as provisional

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1728 (peak)
Blitz: 1212 (1213 peak)
Bullet: 837 (peak)

[swift tendon]

thats a good idea

[zenith crown]

2 days 2 brilliant moves at 500 elo am I cooking?

[crude axle]

yes

[nocturne charm]

if i say no ill get hated if i say yes I'd be lying

[zenith crown]

Cuz those brilliant moves were too easy to find ig? 🥲

[nocturne charm]

yes

[zenith crown]

Yeaa I understand 😭😭

[strange acorn]

its not that they are bad moves, but you were up so much material it was anyways

[swift tendon]

good moves not brilliant tho

[strange acorn]

but at 500 you doing fine

[nocturne charm]

can yall guess how many days it'll take me to reach 1800 elo

[crude axle]

guys is this a fork?

[nocturne charm]

im going to guess 5 days

[crude axle]

im attacking king and queen at the same time so is it fork?

[nocturne charm]

yes

[crude axle]

yay

[nocturne charm]

you attack any pieces at the same time its a fork

[crude axle]

moves before he resigned

[nocturne charm]

no matter what piece you use

[crude axle]

oohh ok

ty

[nocturne charm]

np

[crude axle]

im happy im back in 259, i really wanna get 300 again

[swift tendon]

i like how he spent 22 secs just to make the worst move

[crude axle]

real

[hot elm]

IM RA REA":LMKNJOIAE:HOMIFO PUJBN<KWAHIU(NMPF AIW IM A REAL GODFDAMN GENIUS GUYH&UHPUIHPYUOHA&^\

[crude axle]

i only play rapid

[crude axle]

what is this?

[swift tendon]

good thats all you should play until ur like 1500

[crude axle]

oohh ok

im still in wood division\

[swift tendon]

that doesnt even matter

[severe dock]

who wants to unrated 1v1?

[swift tendon]

if you play like 10 games a day you get legend or whatever the top one is

[crude axle]

is this double en passant im black and he moved Qd1

[hot elm]

clearly i should be shot in the head by the chess.com team

i do not deserve to be using their website to play DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT

GENUINELY HOW AM I PLAYING WORSE AT 700 THAN I DID AT 400

[severe dock]

I CAN MAKE YOU BETTER. YOU JUST NEED TO GET ADOPTED BY ME

[hot elm]

what

[severe dock]

what

[exotic kernel]

some of my losses are so bad i deadass almost quit

[swift tendon]

wdym

[severe dock]

who wants to unrated 1v1?

[hot elm]

you should see some of the shit i manage to pull youll never want to quit again

[swift tendon]

if he moved 2 squares and its the next move yeah it is

[severe dock]

no one interested?

[swift tendon]

what r u rated

[hot elm]

black is winning so badly here and GUESS WHAT I DO

[severe dock]

low

[hot elm]

A MINUTE 33 SECONDS OF THINKING FOR THIS

[swift tendon]

ill play u link the game

[gentle gorge]

mouseslip probably

[severe dock]

I'm on mobile and challenge links don't seem to work properly with the app

[swift tendon]

whats ur username

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anon581

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2038 (2039 peak)
Blitz: 1850 (1868 peak)
Bullet: 1784 (1802 peak)

[swift tendon]

sent

[hot elm]

brain slip

[swift tendon]

buddy said low and he is 2038

[severe dock]

is unrated yea?

[swift tendon]

yeah unrated

[hot elm]

i literally thought out loud in my head "oh ok so i cant go to c2 bc i blunder my queen, ill go to d2"
and then after some random thought i COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I KNEW THAT I COULDNT GO TO C2

HOW AM I SO STUPID TO FORGET WHAT I ALREADY KNOW LITERALLY 2 SECONDS AFTER CONFIRMING THAT I KNOW IT?>????
A>:WWA>
FWA?F//?/

IM GOING TO CRASH OUT

[gentle gorge]

maybe get a coach

I dunno

[gritty vessel]

oof

[hot elm]

i think im straight up just not built for this shit god

[gritty vessel]

keep playing tbh

[hot elm]

dude im only getting worse

i legit was playing better at 400 elo than i have been this past week at 700

[gentle gorge]

Get a coach and you will hit 1000 elő maybe

[exotic kernel]

you think he spots queen g2?

i was lowk hoping for a queen trade but ill take it

[hot elm]

yeah but im not made of money, some dude is gonna have an hour with me tomorrow but i genuinely dont evne think itll help

[gentle gorge]

How much are you paying him

[hot elm]

0

[gentle gorge]

oh xd

[hot elm]

just offered to practice his coaching skills which i aprpeciate

[exotic kernel]

He said I blundered my knight, how

[brittle iron]

push pawn once forward

bishop pins to the queen

[safe folio]

E5

[exotic kernel]

yeah i didnt see that

if i move knight i lose queen

[brittle iron]

they're 500-999
the thing is that they don't necessarily have to know the notation

[outer gale]

Laugh at this guy who just get ban https://www.chess.com/member/Sparenogh

[safe folio]

Idk about that u should know notation AT 500

[brittle iron]

what a coincidence
wins against chess.com staff and gets banned

[exotic kernel]

wym notation like I should know how to read the board moves?

I know what e5 is

[safe folio]

Ye see

[outer gale]

I think it's more related to the fact he cross 3k

[brittle iron]

i know a couple of 600s
and they don't lol

[safe folio]

[exotic kernel]

should probably say pe5

[brittle iron]

i don't think so 😆

[exotic kernel]

but yeah ik what you mean

[brittle iron]

see?

[safe folio]

Bro chess rating is inflated WHEN I WAS 500 MY OPPONENT WAS MAGNUS CARLSEN

[exotic kernel]

i know notation but not by heart lol

if you tell me a coordinate i have to look at the bottom and left side of the board

not that quick to know it by memory lol

[brittle iron]

you actually also don't really have to
only useful for discussing games
and maybe studying chess

[safe folio]

Ye that’s normal at ur level

[exotic kernel]

chess is hard af

i deranked like 100 elo in a week

I just play too quick and make like 5 blunders a game

[safe folio]

Dude when I read chess book ESPECIALLY THE OLD one it would have moves like NxN etc etc

[brittle iron]

chin up, you'll see better days

[exotic kernel]

100 aint bad thats like 11 games

easily doable

[safe folio]

Old chess notation is actually weird to read

[brittle iron]

and online, people explain it like
"and here" draws arrow "takes, takes" draws two arrows

[exotic kernel]

yall do 10 min rapid?

[tidal jay]

oi

hi guys

[slate tendon]

helo

[brittle iron]

i don't play rapid that often anymore

hi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> determinatedfellow9808

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Rapid: 2072 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 2383 (2446 peak)
Bullet: 2466 (2583 peak)

[exotic kernel]

wow i just lost move 2

[brazen gulch]

this is fine

[autumn bramble]

CHESS MAKES ME THROW THINGS

[brittle iron]

you shouldn't

[autumn bramble]

😔

What do I do then

[brazen gulch]

throw ppl

out the window

[autumn bramble]

Opponent gambit😠

[safe folio]

“Takes takes takes takes”

[brazen gulch]

draw random arrows

[brittle iron]

quit chess for a day and take in the beautiful view outside

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Yağız Efe Özgün (bmyagiz)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 805 (peak)
Blitz: 757 (986 peak)
Bullet: 554

[brazen gulch]

watch jnxi play chess

[exotic kernel]

i screwed one of these pieces 2 days to tuesday style

[swift tendon]

gg @severe dock ur way better then me lol

[severe dock]

ggs

[swift tendon]

we will play again tmrw

[fallen moon]

what's ur elo

[swift tendon]

like 9 something

945 as of rn

[fallen moon]

you could play me, I'm like, 640

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> determinatedfellow9808

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Rapid: 2072 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 2383 (2446 peak)
Bullet: 2466 (2583 peak)

[slate tendon]

ugh

[swift tendon]

yeah ill play a couple

[severe dock]

1v1 unrated?

[swift tendon]

but then I have to go to bed

[severe dock]

I'm scrub low elo

[fallen moon]

just do one tn

[magic shard]

dang you might be the strongest player in chat @slate tendon

[swift tendon]

okay lets do it whats ur username

[severe dock]

meh I've seen bigger

[fallen moon]

Thunderfairy251

[autumn bramble]

GOOD IDEA

[fallen moon]

make it unrated

[magic shard]

really

[swift tendon]

sent

[exotic kernel]

was this winnable for white

[severe dock]

i mean on this server yea

like doesn't that one fm guy yap here frequently? playlatenosleep I think

[fallen moon]

wait 1 sec

[swift tendon]

idk doesnt look like it

[slate tendon]

im trying to connect my original acc bro😭 i opened it back a few weeks ago

[fallen moon]

@swift tendon I think I declined accidentally

[slate tendon]

so dont get me wrong im not flexing or anything

[fallen moon]

send again

[severe dock]

nvm u also p fat elo yourself @magic shard

[magic shard]

bro I can't even aurafarm since playlatenosleep was mentioned

[brittle iron]

but you quite literally did

[magic shard]

I'll do it anyways

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2600 (peak)
Bullet: 2601 (peak)

[swift tendon]

sent

[slate tendon]

damn bro 2600

[civic radish]

How do I connect my acc so I could try this?

[slate tendon]

but since im a woman we're basically the same level 😂

[severe dock]

IM level

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-rizz-bee-eyebrow-bee-kiss-gif-13467304041985061911

oh sorry hello

i js hit 1314

[slate tendon]

good job

[magic shard]

I'm peaksitting though

because I want to aurafarm my 2600

[slate tendon]

and ur a man 😂

[magic shard]

but I'm active on lichess

[severe dock]

fite me boi

[magic shard]

you don't know that

[slate tendon]

oh ok

[magic shard]

also I don't think it matters if you're good at chess you're good at chess

[slate tendon]

yea i agree i tried to rage bait which didnt turn out well

[severe dock]

yh it's 2026. imagine assuming his pronouns. he could identify as an Apache helicopter for all we know

[slate tendon]

im not playing actively too btw apparently just studying for college

[magic shard]

might work on other people
I don't get ragebaited often

[severe dock]

||assuming his pronouns smfh ||

[magic shard]

I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks I'm a guy but I never confirmed it because I think it's funny

[slate tendon]

the things i like

1. easily raged people
2. easily catfished people

[magic shard]

I don't really give much information in general

[magic shard]

lol

[exotic kernel]

my opponent blundered his knight move 2 and i feel bad

[slate tendon]

i give information but you cant trust if they're true or not

[magic shard]

yeah true

[slate tendon]

for example everyone thinks im a female probably

yea they can keep thinking that

cuz i am 😂

[magic shard]

yeah

[severe dock]

who wants to unrated 1v1?

[magic shard]

sorry 💀 I'm so tired to type an actual response

[shell lynx]

I know ur canadian, Indian, Chinese and Japanese

[magic shard]

I'm just gonna study kalashnikov for white

[shell lynx]

Nah hell naw

[magic shard]

what else do you know

[shell lynx]

U live in Albuquerque New Mexico

[magic shard]

46 lichess study chapters and crowing and growing

[slate tendon]

damn bro💔💔 its 8 am for me rn so

[magic shard]

my name is walter white

[slate tendon]

hey! dont skull me

[magic shard]

sorry instinctive response

[slate tendon]

i said dont!!

sighhh

fine whatever

[shell lynx]

Virtual sigh

[magic shard]

sign

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-hmph-anime-tsundere-gif-25758864

[magic shard]

idk what I'm saying

[shell lynx]

I just styled on this shotter

[slate tendon]

what am i supposed to go all "baka" mode??

[magic shard]

bro when I see something like this in my old studies and I haveto split the chapter in two because I don't like a variation branching more than once per chapter

[strong merlin]

current mood 😌

[shell lynx]

Dor dyk this line

[magic shard]

why do my chapter names start with "kalashnikov variation" bro this study is only for kalashnikov

[magic shard]

I don't

[shell lynx]

Just play rosso lil cro

[strong merlin]

bro playing ohio variiation 🗿

[shell lynx]

Its so baller yo

h6, e6 and g6 are all blunders ofc

Actually h6 is not a blunder. But it allows Nxf7

[severe dock]

something disgusting like ...Na6 was played before

[shell lynx]

no

This is a Sicilian

[severe dock]

how tf did that black knight on d5 go there without ...Na6 before?

oh wait

[shell lynx]

Nf6-Nd5

[severe dock]

it's the g8 knight that got there smfh

that's even worse

[sacred raptor]

what the helly is that

[magic shard]

Nc6 Nb4 Nd5

[shell lynx]

Nd5!!

[severe dock]

yea I was thinking Na6 Nc7 Nd5

[shell lynx]

Theory

[sacred raptor]

ain't no way engine shows that position equal 😭 what

[magic shard]

I don't like rosolimo

actually maybe I would

but I like open sicilian so much

[shell lynx]

Ye

[magic shard]

why are you playing it if it's equal

[covert dagger]

Hello ladies and papi

[magic shard]

if you're playing white in an equal position

[shell lynx]

Because its an easy shitter killer

It has a 61% winrate in lichess 2200+ db

[exotic kernel]

I dont think I have ever gotten a brillaint move

Most "Great" moves arent even good either

capture a hanging piece = "great"

[magic shard]

these comments are pissing me off
what was I yapping about when I made this

[exotic kernel]

no thats just a normal move

[gentle citrus]

Fischer vs Fischer

[swift tendon]

@fallen moon that was a wicked close game hahaha

[fallen moon]

Yea

[shell lynx]

Back when u knew how to make studies

[winged grove]

Weirdo

[tropic yoke]

fishy vs tadpole

[fallen moon]

I just messed up cause I traded bishop for rook when I spaced out @swift tendon

[magic shard]

this is unreasonable ragebait

[covert dagger]

You’re actually just a yapper dor, if you talked to me like this about one of my games I’d block you

[magic shard]

I'd never talk like that again

[covert dagger]

PLEASE

[magic shard]

even I don't want to

that's how bad it was

[covert dagger]

You’re cool now but please please please never say things like this

YOU SOUND AI

[white bough]

[exotic kernel]

what are people in my elo doing bruh

[swift tendon]

we will rematch tmrw

[magic shard]

people still call me an npc nowadays so idk what you guys think

[shell lynx]

Swiss cheese sicilian

[fallen moon]

oki

[fallen moon]

accept friend

[white bough]

ts is for the bowdler attack i believe but the difference is that there should be a knight on c6

[swift tendon]

okay

[cobalt oxide]

shall i take this question literally?

hello kermit

[exotic kernel]

yes i have never seen this opening

[severe dock]

they wanna play kan and dragon at the same time smfh

[shell lynx]

The difference is white doesn’t get to comfortably open the position in the Bowdler, here its just d4 and ggs. U never combine e6 and g6 in an Open position

[covert dagger]

Yo oz

[cobalt oxide]

probably to push for d5
also because their scared of your white bishop

[strange remnant]

Is this healthy?

[white bough]

that's 2173 tactical puzzles

[shell lynx]

Scroll a bit to the right

[tender saffron]

in 1 day wtf

i thought it was rating lol

[nocturne charm]

yeah u should do it more

make it 5000

[covert dagger]

Would you like to cry together sometime lad

like, are you good there

[shell lynx]

Romantic

[severe dock]

I mean if solving them entailed just guess, and move on without analysing if u got them wrong, then yea, seems reasonable

[covert dagger]

Nah I’ll pass

[magic shard]

almost as good as mine

[nocturne charm]

sybau

[slow folio]

the racer at its best

[covert dagger]

Yeaahhh dor sybau

[magic shard]

what's wrong

[severe dock]

[white bough]

[shell lynx]

This charger is ragebaiting me

[mental loom]

I can't believe it from just an image. It can be faked too

[covert dagger]

I’m at 5%

[strange remnant]

1855 wins
318 losses

[magic shard]

someone tell me what's wrong with my image

[nocturne charm]

im at 66%

[shell lynx]

Sybau

[slow folio]

dor with his 5000 blitz games ahhh

[magic shard]

I don't get it

[shell lynx]

Shut ur dor ass up

[magic shard]

just tell me bro

[severe dock]

dihh deven

[covert dagger]

Peak sitter dor tsk tsk tsk

[white bough]

It infuriates me

[magic shard]

"blitz glazer dor"

[shell lynx]

Peakshitter*

[covert dagger]

Anyways bye

[magic shard]

bye

[slow folio]

peak

[sacred raptor]

whys avg rating in chesscom disc server is 2300

[covert dagger]

Also dor, stop the peaksit dude it’s pathetic

[magic shard]

I'm not peaksitting on lichess

[covert dagger]

like you’re not even a real 2600

[cobalt oxide]

ooh what book ya readin :0

[strong tulip]

chess makes my heart beat out of my chest more than any other game

[slow folio]

oh ur also "2000 soon"

cool lol

[strong tulip]

there’s no feeling in the world like a close endgame with low time on the clock

[celest marten]

I don't think that's true

[white bough]

Son thats not healthy 😭🙏🙏

[covert dagger]

Yeah but I’ve been inactive on rated for like a month

[slow folio]

psychology 😭

[cerulean tartan]

Rosimo spotted in the wild

[sacred raptor]

istg everyone i see is between 2.2k and 2.7k

[magic shard]

and I thought @shell lynx's slander was unjustified

[slow folio]

I have to research about Bobo doll experiment stuffs

[white bough]

makes sense

[strong tulip]

dw im here at a humble 800

[celest marten]

Reasonable Lol but ig ur online at wrong times

[white bough]

u da goat twin

[sacred raptor]

very humble

[sacred raptor]

deadass

[sacred raptor]

idk i open this server once in 5 days

[covert dagger]

You got to a position like 24 moves into a game against me that was +3.2 or smth in my favor, kinda buns play there dor Chan

[celest marten]

Decent for someone who don't really play chess

[white bough]

Its gonna take me forever to break 2200 anyways since i mostly play rapid

[cerulean tartan]

I'm 1200 now btw

[cobalt oxide]

lol thats more boring than i thought
what ya readin on

[magic shard]

that's just my style

[slow folio]

@cobalt oxide

[magic shard]

I get a winning position every game and then overcomplicated it for no reason

[covert dagger]

Me too ❤️

[sacred raptor]

😭💔 i went from 2000 to 2230 in a month and fell back to 2100

[celest marten]

Speedrunning chess is going crazy

[white bough]

weren't you 1200 yesteryay

[strong tulip]

guys look at this very beautiful evaluation bar with nothing wrong with it at all 😀 from my most recent game

[cerulean tartan]

Yes

[covert dagger]

Oh no

[celest marten]

He was 300 like 3 days ago

[white bough]

i got to 2196 just to lose 100 elo points and go to 2086 haha

[magic shard]

nah this is just bad though 💀 way too many mistakes in a row

[cobalt oxide]

alrighty

[white bough]

he's making progress so fast

at this rate he'll be 1200 by today

[celest marten]

my last 5 games does Anything looks weird

[sacred raptor]

💔 crazy downfall kinda same but i went like 2230 then the lowest i fell to was 1996

[cerulean tartan]

I almost got to 230 but quit after tilting back to 215

[slow folio]

I'm close to 2000 classical and top 1000 of the world on lichess @magic shard @covert dagger @cobalt oxide

🥀

[sacred raptor]

charliekirk

[cerulean tartan]

Provisional

[slow folio]

gonna get that rating deviation drop to 75 and get my rating to 2000+

[white bough]

you're the goat twin

[cerulean tartan]

69 nice

[slow folio]

im close to 75 vro

lemme cook lol

[cobalt oxide]

oh you actually do classical online chess
respect

[white bough]

🤤🤤🤤fod

[cerulean tartan]

Wanna play?

[sacred raptor]

holy graph

[white bough]

You're the freaking goat twin

[strange bobcat]

I needa get the message bru

[slow folio]

I like playing classical games than rapid ngl

[sacred raptor]

😭😭 gng

[slow folio]

ok yes you are that talent

[sacred raptor]

uhh sure gimme like 20 mins i have to shower

[frank flame]

guys is b1 as opening good

[cerulean tartan]

Same let's shower together then I'm actually in the bathroom rn

[white bough]

You're the showering MASTER bro

[strange bobcat]

No i mean i need hans to dm me

[severe dock]

who wants to unrated 1v1?

[sacred raptor]

on my way

[slow folio]

oh lol

[sacred raptor]

ur the goat twin

[celest marten]

@cerulean tartan

[sacred raptor]

@cerulean tartan

[white bough]

u da goat aswell twin

[white bough]

@cerulean tartan

[severe dock]

@cerulean tartan Who dis?

[strange bobcat]

Lowkey if not me then who tho

[white bough]

next magnus btw u needa know his name

[celest marten]

Just a normal 1k dw
Definitely not a gm undercover

[sacred raptor]

the goat

[white bough]

he went from 1200 to 1200 in a DAY

[slow folio]

maybe Khương Duy?

[white bough]

just one of the great feats he's been doing

[frank flame]

no way

[celest marten]

Thats crazy

[sacred raptor]

y'all aint at my lvl if u didn't lose 230 elo in a month 🔥

[lime falcon]

I sacrificed 2 times n opponent resigned,idek if those were brilliants or blunders lol

[frank flame]

i got washed in chess lowk

[sacred raptor]

aura

[frank flame]

playing against a 400 feels like vs 1000 elo nowadays

[lime falcon]

Maybe those moves were blunders

[sacred raptor]

i once lost to a 400 when i was 1900

[sacred raptor]

even more aura that blunder so s
tuff that opponents just give up

[frank flame]

😭

no way

im telling u these 400s are 1000 elos in disguise

[severe dock]

fairly confident that many sub 600s are actually 2k+ smurf in disguise

[frank flame]

no bro the 500s are stupid

[grim crag]

Just @cerulean tartan

[white bough]

how do they even stay in that range for so long

[frank flame]

no offense to 500s btw

[sacred raptor]

i was fairly confident he was using engine

[frank flame]

some are but not all

[white bough]

im taking offense to that

[sacred raptor]

like 97% accuracy 🥀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mortada_379

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Rapid: 1386 (1551 peak)
Blitz: 1123 (1255 peak)
Bullet: 1161 (1298 peak)

[hollow fractal]

I am soooo dumbb

[severe dock]

or that, yes

[strange bobcat]

Contexxt is the player is under 2000 fide

[hollow fractal]

And that's exactly why I want someone to analyse it where i went weong

[severe dock]

no in-between 🥀

[cobalt oxide]

i played against a 1200 a couple of days ago
i won the first round and he started rage cheating

[hollow fractal]

[Event "zexussssss vs Butterman12377"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-05-11"]
[White "zexussssss"]
[Black "Butterman12377"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "536"]
[BlackElo "625"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "Butterman12377 won by checkmate"]

1. d4 f6 2. c4 e5 3. d5 c6 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxc3 6. Bxc3 cxd5 7. cxd5 d6 8. e3
   Na6 9. Bxa6 bxa6 10. e4 Bb7 11. Nf3 Ne7 12. O-O O-O 13. Rc1 Rc8 14. Qb3 Qb6 15.
   Qa3 a5 16. Qa4 Ba8 17. Bxa5 Qxb2 18. Rxc8 Rxc8 19. Qd7 Kf7 20. Qe6+ Kf8 21. h3
   Rc1 22. Bd8 Rxf1+ 23. Kxf1 Qb1+ 24. Ne1 Qb7 25. a4 Ke8 26. Qxd6 Qd7 27. Qxd7+
   Kxd7 28. Ba5 Bb7 29. Bb4 Ba6+ 30. Kg1 g6 31. Bxe7 Kxe7 32. Nc2 Bd3 33. Nb4 Bxe4
2. Nc6+ Kd6 35. Nxa7 Bxd5 36. a5 Bb7 37. Nb5+ Kc6 38. Na7+ Kc7 39. Nb5+ Kb8 40.
   Nd6 Ka7 41. Nxb7 Kxb7 42. Kf1 Ka6 43. Ke2 Kxa5 44. Kf3 Kb5 45. h4 Kc5 46. Kg4
   Kd5 47. h5 Ke6 48. hxg6 hxg6 49. Kh4 e4 50. Kg4 Kf7 51. Kf4 f5 52. Kg5 Kg7 53.
   Kf4 Kf6 54. Ke3 Ke5 55. Ke2 g5 56. Ke3 f4+ 57. Ke2 Kf5 58. Kd2 Ke5 59. Ke2 Kd4
3. Kd2 e3+ 61. fxe3+ fxe3+ 62. Ke2 g4 63. g3 Ke4 64. Ke1 Kf3 65. Kf1 Kxg3 66.
   Ke2 Kf4 67. Ke1 Kf3 68. Kf1 g3 69. Ke1 g2 70. Kd1 g1=Q+ 71. Kc2 e2 72. Kd2 e1=Q+
4. Kd3 Qgf2 74. Kc4 Qfd2 75. Kc5 Qec1+ 76. Kb6 Qdb2+ 77. Ka6 Qca1# 0-1

Can anyone review it?

[frank flame]

cheating in chess is just 💔

[hollow fractal]

As white btw

[frank flame]

im not white so im not reviewing it

[hollow fractal]

Nice joke...

[white bough]

chess is too freaking hard bro

[obsidian plume]

Hello everyone. This is your daily dose of london

[cobalt oxide]

for real so immature
didnt even realise till i got my elo back luckily

[celest marten]

No clue what cheaters even get not like they get money or any profit

[slow folio]

black to move

[slow folio]

oh idk then

[frank flame]

lol

[hollow fractal]

Qe5 BRILLIANT BLUNDER

[cerulean tartan]

WE ARE CHARLIE BIRB

[severe dock]

what's the point really to get others with premium to do game review on it when chesscom changed it few months ago that someone else doing the game review won't allow u to view it

just do your analysis on lichess if u seriously want to improve

[celest marten]

No clue imma play it safe and go Qxg4 🥀

[cobalt oxide]

we was chilling in a voice chat too
fraglie ass ego i guess

[frank flame]

free pawn

[hollow fractal]

I don't want anyone to open review

[severe dock]

there's also wintrchess which is basically free game review if u want to see if u got "brilliants"

[white bough]

Qd3

[slow folio]

that's the brilliant move no I mean, the only great move since the rook is alr dead

[obsidian plume]

Can i make a new cc account? I wanna name it LondonWins.

[hollow fractal]

I just wanna know where i slipped up

[frank flame]

i dont think thats possible

[cerulean tartan]

I heard you were looking for a challenger

[celest marten]

Wait what? I thought their would be sm sac somewhere if it's the right answer then ig it was obv

[keen hearth]

When in a tuff situation, check...

[severe dock]

just put the game pgn on Lichess analysis board, enable local mode analysis and look at the engine lines yourself. It's not rocket science

[slow folio]

the rook is alr dead, ofc that's only the great move

[celest marten]

I see

[keen hearth]

Desprate times call for desprate checks

[hollow fractal]

I am too dumb for that

[severe dock]

or u could even download en croissant or scid vs pc and do it locally

[hollow fractal]

@keen hearth rematch?

[severe dock]

gotta learn at some point. better start early

[keen hearth]

K user again?

[hollow fractal]

Tea h me then

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Arsh (zexussssss)

This is the Chess.com profile of zexussssss. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Arsh (zexussssss)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 536 (peak)
Blitz: 174 (334 peak)
Bullet: 136 (264 peak)

[severe dock]

It's literally just copy paste game pgn into Lichess analysis and turn on the engine

[keen hearth]

Actually send challenge to Peckinou

[hollow fractal]

I dunno how do I study engine lines

[white bough]

light🥶🥶🥶

[hollow fractal]

Is there a problem?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> charliebirb

This is the Chess.com profile of charliebirb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1211 (peak)

[white bough]

no he's freaking tuff

[sacred raptor]

hi @cerulean tartan

[white bough]

personally though i try harder when i go against people with death note pfps

[cerulean tartan]

Hi

[severe dock]

enable multiple lines in the engine settings. Then, during analysis, play out the moves the engine suggests instead where u messed up to see what it wants to do

[hollow fractal]

Should I send now?

[cerulean tartan]

I finished showering

[sacred raptor]

im still showering but we can play

[cobalt oxide]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/0/19242724214c422552ee114618ba0a029da510e77d1237439bf3282952fc0f33.gif

[cerulean tartan]

Okie

[sacred raptor]

W

[keen hearth]

Yeah

[severe dock]

see

[hollow fractal]

Well well me if I am wrong but can I do it in cc

[hollow fractal]

How tf you did this?

[cerulean tartan]

Send challenge to CHARLIEBIRB

[sacred raptor]

real charlie?

[cobalt oxide]

magic

just call me harry for real

[golden dove]

?!

[severe dock]

on second thought, maybe there is no hope left for u

[hollow fractal]

I agree

@keen hearth accept

[sacred raptor]

i just blundered my knight charliebirb cookin me 🥀

[stable field]

oh

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me?

[keen hearth]

Yeah you got blind sided that match...

[glacial ivy]

I have huge respect when people can out manoeuvre me
Because socially, I tend to out manoeuvre everyone because I’m a psychologist

[keen hearth]

Psychologist ugh...

[hollow fractal]

@severe dock cc has that feature

[quick lintel]

How to get GM badge?? In discord

[severe dock]

the engine there is much weaker if u aren't premium member

[hollow fractal]

Ahh

[severe dock]

cuz their analysis mode engine is from server side

[hollow fractal]

@severe dock well you helped me a lot thankyou so much but there's 1 thing I wanna ask

Another thing or I should say

[severe dock]

also it's pretty slow and shallow depth. it's honestly scummy practice cuz stockfish is open source. they could just copy lichess model where local analysis uses latest stockfish commit and client side cpu/mem to give better and faster analysis

not like people today are still using devices from 20 years back

[hollow fractal]

Can you gimme a structured thinking pattern I always play on autopilot which drives me crazy

[sacred raptor]

use chesscom tag

[hollow fractal]

Makes sense

[safe patio]

this is why i love chess

got them resigning in 8 moves

[quick lintel]

Okay dude 😎

[hollow fractal]

@safe patio you dumbass it's magnisium calcium

[safe patio]

apoligies cutie

[severe dock]

different things work for different people. u kinda need to find ur own way. general advice only goes so far if u can't apply them in ur own games when u need to

[quick lintel]

What is your rating chess.com ?

[brazen gulch]

isnt it magnet chocolate

[safe patio]

magnum chocolate

[hollow fractal]

I am too dumb to make it myself

[sacred raptor]

450

[quick lintel]

Ohhh

[severe dock]

have you considered playing golf or checkers instead?

[hollow fractal]

Exactly what your bio says NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

[dapper aurora]

[brazen gulch]

guys what should i do some stranger just broke into my house

[sacred raptor]

WHAT

[quick lintel]

🤳

[hollow fractal]

As a half indian I have considered ludo as an option

[brazen gulch]

can i touch someone

[hollow fractal]

@gilded blade

[brazen gulch]

i dont like minors

[safe patio]

should i start using this opening? italian game with a pawn push

[hollow fractal]

Hop in the pony

[safe patio]

i managed to fork their queen rook and king in 8 moves using it\

[obsidian plume]

Touch some cats. Fur feels smooth.

[brazen gulch]

i did

[safe patio]

fry the chicken

[obsidian plume]

😹

[proud crystal]

try c3 instead for d3

[brazen gulch]

she was meowing to me

[obsidian plume]

Ich liebe katzen

[safe patio]

alr i did that to get my bishop out

[hollow fractal]

Make sure you don't spill the tomato ketchup

[brazen gulch]

whats age of consent again

[severe dock]

who wants to unrated 1v1?

[hollow fractal]

@hollow jolt heyy

[cobalt oxide]

its good but you could play the more fun fried liver

[hollow fractal]

I AM DOWN

[obsidian plume]

Me?

[brazen gulch]

no one falling for fried liver

[gilded blade]

No thanks.

[obsidian plume]

😹

[brazen gulch]

awww

[safe patio]

nobody plays icbm

[brazen gulch]

are u a cat

[severe dock]

yes! I'll get to you next if u can wait

[brazen gulch]

someone fell for icbm at 1700

[hollow fractal]

This is why I pay for internet

[tulip shuttle]

HAHA ME AND MY FRIEND ARE ACTUALLY SO DUMB LOL

[obsidian plume]

I'm a walking london nightmare. I will strike fear to those who underestimate it

[safe patio]

its a good but useless trap its the most counterable thing ever

[hollow fractal]

@safe patio wanna play?

[safe patio]

more counterable than scholars mate

[cobalt oxide]

yes they are

[brazen gulch]

plz meow

[safe patio]

nah im good im in class rn

[tulip shuttle]

1700??

[obsidian plume]

Miau

[brazen gulch]

GOOD BOY

[hollow fractal]

@cobalt oxide heyyyy

[obsidian plume]

Ngiyaw.

[severe dock]

dude I already sent u a challenge

[cobalt oxide]

g''day mate

[hollow fractal]

I rarely check cc tell me before sending

[brazen gulch]

last one to meow wins 1million

[safe patio]

meow

[proud crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-hiding-embarrassed-bush-gif-6287489991893889017

[safe patio]

too hard to resist

[brazen gulch]

this is how u kill a chat

[obsidian plume]

The most stable structure in the universe.

[topaz gazelle]

get this bullshi out my face

[obsidian plume]

More stable than diamond's atom

[topaz gazelle]

diamond is not an element

[brazen gulch]

ill show u a more stable one

[topaz gazelle]

its bloody carbon

[sacred raptor]

lol gg @cerulean tartan

[cerulean tartan]

Gg @sacred raptor

[obsidian plume]

EAT THIS

[brazen gulch]

this is better

[hardy grail]

guys i do a brillent move but idk how it is a brillent can anyone explaine me?

[sacred raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-aura-rizz-kurkure-murkh-gif-5216243230100800963

[topaz gazelle]

AHHHH

NO

[brazen gulch]

sicilian is better

[sacred raptor]

j*b

[little cargo]

You guys still on

Dang

[obsidian plume]

Lets blitz? I play this as white. You can play anything to counter it.

[severe dock]

u still around?

[prime tulip]

What's up y'all! ❤️

[shadow obsidian]

i hate the london

[tidal torrent]

how is this person real https://www.chess.com/game/live/168532905868

[frosty peak]

Cakra-Yuda (753) vs. bartoolomeon (818)

Move List

1. f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4# 

[hollow fractal]

@severe dock was that alapin

[obsidian plume]

[topaz gazelle]

I have a big exam in like

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

[obsidian plume]

You hate what you fear.
Otherwise you will not hate it

[topaz gazelle]

50 minutes

[severe dock]

yh

[topaz gazelle]

I do not hate it, i belittle it

[shadow obsidian]

bro got an exam at 3:00AM 💀💀

[topaz gazelle]

timezones

[hollow fractal]

I have to learn it's counter

[severe dock]

I mean technically I think I misplayed it still

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/beeb-beeb-dance-beeb-txt-flarggif-beeb-celebration-gif-27442850

[topaz gazelle]

also why are you up at 3am go to bed

[hollow fractal]

Your misplay crushed me wym

[shadow obsidian]

it’s 2:09AM

[topaz gazelle]

same applies

[severe dock]

if there was this one simple counter u could learn to refute well established openings, people wouldn't be playing them anymore

[fossil jetty]

is there a screenshots area or no

[shadow obsidian]

ok goodnight

[topaz gazelle]

night night

[shadow obsidian]

connect ur account in order to post images

[fossil jetty]

ok

[severe dock]

just play normally and don't blunder tactics

[shadow obsidian]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[severe dock]

easier said than done ofc

[hollow fractal]

I can atleast make the position neutralized

[obsidian plume]

The dark square of the chess is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."

He had such a knowledge of the dark square Bishop, he could even keep the ones he coached about... from losing.

Is it possible to learn this power?

NOT FROM THE HATERS

[severe dock]

alapin is already kind of white allowing black to equalize easily

[topaz gazelle]

you only play the london because of your dumb ascetic ideals. You use the suffering inflicted upon yourself from the london as a way to justify its and your own existence

[severe dock]

openings really don't matter as much as u think

not to say opening principles in general doesn't matter

[fossil jetty]

ok i connected now but were is the screenshots category

[severe dock]

but like yeah, u don't need to "know" a counter to everything. many times there isn't one

[obsidian plume]

Defeat me when i use it. And your opinion becomes valid.

[prime tulip]

I would say, I recommend the London System to new players in general 🤔 but I don't use it because it's not too much fun for me 👍

[obsidian plume]

😹

[slim gulch]

hi

[obsidian plume]

Miau

[shadow obsidian]

goodnight invis

[severe dock]

ok who wants to unrated 1v1?

[fossil jetty]

its what i have been using and i am new and its great to use so highly recommend for new players like me

[shadow obsidian]

u can just post here

[slim gulch]

night?

[prime tulip]

Yep! The London System is very great for beginners 👍👍

[obsidian plume]

Alireza used London to defeat Fabi.

If you all havent noticed

[shadow obsidian]

play the jobava and be like jynxzi