#💬〡chess-talk
topaz gazelle
its something
sour bison
Someone get a mod up in here
visual tapir
sudden pilot
Lmao
topaz gazelle
Israel has taken over the server oh my goy
sudden pilot
No goy allowed
coral grotto
Waiting for someone to say smthin Israel-phobic.
median tartan
Hi
viral egret
weird n4zi shit going on. they’re the only ones that say “goy”
coral grotto
Waiting for someone to say smthin Israel-phobic.
It always happens at some point. Trust.
trim pelican
yo
sour bison
Im waiting for someone to say something actually chess related
undone ravine
magnus
sour bison
sudden pilot
topaz gazelle
weird n4zi shit going on. they’re the only ones that say “goy”
sure mate definitely
coral grotto
https://klipy.com/gifs/lelouch-chess--k01KR8W950V8TGE8MAZB7WD6RPV
"And my king eats your king, checkmate". This is why chess in anime is dope 🤣
sudden pilot
Agree
topaz gazelle
"And my king eats your king, checkmate". This is why chess in anime is dope 🤣
brand mew sentence
gray trout
@wanton venture hell man that was awful, just resign and win next 2 in a row
coral grotto
Kings should be capturable like any other piece. So you can sacrifice them for real 🔥
heady tusk
Guys i want to play against a hard enemy yk to learn whos interested
proven wave
Feel free to join #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush
gray trout
Guys i want to play against a hard enemy yk to learn whos interested
I can try you
coral grotto
Guys i want to play against a hard enemy yk to learn whos interested
Hard to beat or just hard 👀
topaz gazelle
Hard to beat or just hard 👀
jump
heady tusk
I can try you
Ill send in dm
topaz gazelle
like right now
heady tusk
Hard to beat or just hard 👀
Dirty
topaz gazelle
resign in real life please
gray trout
Ill send in dm
why
deft shard
Get yo mind outta the gutter 💀
deft shard
Get yo mind outta the gutter 💀
heady tusk
Get yo mind outta the gutter 💀
Checkmate urself irl
gray trout
Challenge link
no you just give me youre user and ill challange you
deft shard
Magnesium Calcium
heady tusk
no you just give me youre user and ill challange you
Send the challenge link ill join
haughty gulch
jjhjhjhjhjhjhjhgghghtghghghghgg
coral grotto
Checkmate urself irl
coral grotto
https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-lion--k01KRA63BW09SPA6R6K8...
You are NOT this dude.
undone delta
What was the plan 😭
coral grotto
https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-power-gif-14292027
embed fail
heady tusk
You are NOT this dude.
Hes chopped anywaus
deft shard
coral grotto
Hes chopped anywaus
Fair.
gray trout
Send the challenge link ill join
no
heady tusk
embed fail <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
Lets play
frosty peakBOT
Name: ジュニア (archymon)
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Blitz: 1805 (peak)
Bullet: 1363 (1477 peak)
heady tusk
I only add by username.
Well i dont
wanton venture
65% winrate now
sinful quiver
oh no, his pawn, whatever will he do
wanton venture
maybe you try to win next 2 in a row
i'll do it tommrow
I tnink i can get to 2200
I only got 30% loss rate
whole spade
Yo hows everyone
gray trout
I tnink i can get to 2200
hell man not if you play like you played int his game, I was watching as 2100 but I was amazed when I saw what moves you missed
void tusk
from 1590 to 1490 😁
pale mulch
why cant i talk in the vc chats do i need a role or something?
wanton venture
hell man not if you play like you played int his game, I was watching as 2100 bu...
One game ive played bad
whole spade
why cant i talk in the vc chats do i need a role or something?
u need to have trusted role
wanton venture
Look at my past games Ive been beaging 2150s
gray trout
One game ive played bad
ah true you might be sleepy
wanton venture
ah true you might be sleepy
Cabt really base on 1 game
gray trout
will see tommorow how you do than
wanton venture
Im truijg to get my blitz to like 2100-2200
gray trout
Cabt really base on 1 game
true true
gray trout
Yea try
undone ravine
from 1590 to 1490 😁
such a good improvement
topaz gazelle
from 1590 to 1490 😁
We're proud of you
slim cairn
Dm me Need a buddy to play chess with talk to and get good at chess .
swift tendon
if you could be any pawn what one would you be
hybrid whale
We are the soldiers of the idf🔥🔥🔥
jade relic
Good Morning Peoples
swift tendon
h pawn honestly
same. but h7 instead
jade relic
We are the soldiers of the idf🔥🔥🔥
?
topaz gazelle
same. but h7 instead
why's that
ocean gale
whole spade
if you could be any pawn what one would you be
May i?
heady tusk
topaz gazelle
The h2 pawn will survive most games and the games it does not survive its because its been a great tool of attack
heady tusk
Join
gray trout
Dm me Need a buddy to play chess with talk to and get good at chess .
I play chess
swift tendon
The h2 pawn will survive most games and the games it does not survive its becaus...
h2 is honerable
heady tusk
topaz gazelle
The h7 pawn might be subject to an attack though, esp because white castles queenside more often than black
the g7 pawn is also kinda aura
Ik I'd definitely hate to be the f pawn tho
swift tendon
f pawn is a freak
topaz gazelle
f7 or especially f2
sour bison
f pawn is a freak
well sometimes that's a good thing
topaz gazelle
chat died i look really dumb now
topaz gazelle
well sometimes that's a good thing
woahhhhhhhhhhhhh
i mean i respect it but this is a chess chat please
sour bison
I'm not wrong
sour bison
i mean i respect it but this is a chess chat please
The f pawn is useful
high violet
chat died i look really dumb now
just your pfp dude, just your pfp.
jovial maple
im at 750 elo would anyone wanna help me out im pretty new to chess and dontknow what to watch/read/study to get better
swift tendon
im at 750 elo would anyone wanna help me out im pretty new to chess and dontknow...
I have a couple videos I can send you one sec
high violet
im at 750 elo would anyone wanna help me out im pretty new to chess and dontknow...
watch gothem chess and just play rapids+ study openings
hes very good at explaining
topaz gazelle
The f pawn is useful
it's not
jovial maple
watch gothem chess and just play rapids+ study openings
what videos from gotham should i watch
topaz gazelle
mewing santa clause wants to be a c pawn
jovial maple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-r_SxKHmHY
thanks
high violet
what videos from gotham should i watch
guess the elo ones are really good he shows good ideas and bad plays
helped me get 2k elo
swift tendon
the main rules I follow is
- Every move is part of a plan / has meaning
- Why did my opponent move here
- Where is my weakpoint / where is my opponents weak point
topaz gazelle
Can chat not die please now people are going to think I'm Clavicular high on crack
gray trout
the main rules I follow is
1. Every move is part of a plan / has meaning
2. Why ...
And whats youre elo?
worldly lagoon
Looking for people that are willing to share a Family and Friends membership. If anyone has a slot available I'm down to pay immediately. Thank you in advance! ^_^
topaz gazelle
should i get chessly
no
lime steppe
Nothing beats winning and then hanging mate in 1 to truly humble yourself
keen frigate
<@&745328830649991179> can one of y'all add me so I can dm you please
swift tendon
Nothing beats winning and then hanging mate in 1 to truly humble yourself
right
topaz gazelle
Nothing beats winning and then hanging mate in 1 to truly humble yourself
crazy
topaz gazelle
<@&745328830649991179> can one of y'all add me so I can dm you please
what happened
is that a scam bot
keen frigate
what happened
better not to put in public chat here
topaz gazelle
looks like one no offense
keen frigate
bruh
swift tendon
I love when I play a game I think I did very well tacitly, but game review thinks im martin
exotic coyote
<@&745328830649991179> can one of y'all add me so I can dm you please
just dm a mod?
gray trout
Nothing beats winning and then hanging mate in 1 to truly humble yourself
Need to get better
topaz gazelle
Y tu nombre es mary k thats so funny reading it in spanish
exotic coyote
why do you need them to add you lmfao
keen frigate
I tried they all require having them added as frind
sour bison
Why do you need to dm them
exotic coyote
I tried they all require having them added as frind
no they don't
chrome latch
Most mods don't have that as a requirement. It may be on your end?
exotic coyote
I just messaged mohit, it worked 
proven wave
Hello Dark
modern meteor
15-2 today nice
sour bison
does being a mod require a specific rating? How does that work
modern meteor
n i hit 500 elo
exotic coyote
Hello Dark
btw some scammer in #😆〡chess-memes btw
exotic coyote
does being a mod require a specific rating? How does that work
they should add !mod
coral grotto
proven wave
btw some scammer in <#739751985925980220> btw
Thanks
coral grotto
https://tenor.com/view/nxs-cube-cornball-ball-corn-gif-2361257093465839159
unity is meh. Unreal engine better.
proven wave
does being a mod require a specific rating? How does that work
No.
For those the age of 18 or over and who have been a member of chess.com for over 1 year and who would like to help out the community as a chess.com moderator please refer to: https://www.chess.com/blog/KobraBytes/the-chess-community-needs-you
chrome latch
does being a mod require a specific rating? How does that work
There's nothing asked about chess ability in the process
lone glen
Is it fun to be a <@&745328830649991179>
exotic coyote
unity is meh. Unreal engine better.
eh not even a bad take imo
sour bison
https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1031921238567817297/135498691825...
looks like I'll have to wait a year or so 🥲
proven wave
Is it fun to be a <@&745328830649991179>
Please don't ping us for this
swift tendon
No.
For those the age of 18 or over and who have been a member of chess.com for...
is this a paid role
exotic coyote
is this a paid role
no only admins are
proven wave
is this a paid role
No. Moderators are volunteers
exotic coyote
mods are volunteers
lone glen
Please don't ping us for this
Sorry, but do you like being a server mod?
sour bison
Mods are cool ngl
swift tendon
only thing I volunteer for is the fried liver attack
tight parcel
No. Moderators are volunteers
Mohit, do mods eventually become admins
exotic coyote
Mods are cool ngl
maybe one day you can be one of the uncs like anitta and get paid to be an admin
sour bison
I'm going to use my unc status to the max when that happens
tight parcel
Sarah I didn't want to sleep
exotic coyote
Mohit, do mods eventually become admins
iirc you have to hold a job position at chess.com. Like anitta holds some shit about marketing
sour bison
Sarah I didn't want to sleep
Neither did I
proven wave
Sorry, but do you like being a server mod?
Yes. Because I can help this community more than before. 🙂
I really forgot all my skills in chess but this is something where I can help now!
tight parcel
Neither did I
So I just hopped back on
topaz gazelle
discord mods are the opposite of cool
exotic coyote
Neither did I
wait are you that one who got mad at me for saying "go sleep it's late"
topaz gazelle
no offense
tight parcel
Yes. Because I can help this community more than before. 🙂
I really forgot all ...
Do mods eventually get promoted to admin?
sour bison
discord mods are the opposite of cool
I will not support the mod hate
lone glen
Yes. Because I can help this community more than before. 🙂
I really forgot all ...
So you forget how to get good at chess by being a server mod?
sour bison
wait are you that one who got mad at me for saying "go sleep it's late"
maybe I don't remember tbh
proven wave
Mohit, do mods eventually become admins
No. Admins are paid jobs from chess.com.
Sometimes they can offer but not for everyone
coral grotto
So you forget how to get good at chess by being a server mod?
When you become a mod you lose your chess aura. Duly noted 📔
topaz gazelle
bro folded 💀
worldly lagoon
Looking for people that are willing to share a Family and Friends membership. If anyone has a slot available I'm down to pay immediately. Thank you in advance! ^_^
lime steppe
Need to get better
Thank you i hadn't considered that option
tight parcel
No. Admins are paid jobs from chess.com.
Sometimes they can offer but not for e...
What happened to ChessComBen? He just turned into an admin
exotic coyote
is bruh how tf do you talk to girls not a good gif 💔
topaz gazelle
I will not support the mod hate
i support myself and thats all i need
lone glen
*When you become a mod you lose your chess aura*. Duly noted 📔
I dont wanna be a mod anymore because mohit said that
proven wave
So you forget how to get good at chess by being a server mod?
No. Not because of that.
But because of my real life job 
and my current state of life
exotic coyote
bro folded 💀
proven wave
@exotic coyote stop posting
exotic coyote
mbs
tight parcel
<@1270760002671349901> stop posting
what happened to ChessComBen
sudden pilot
No. Not because of that.
But because of my real life job <:NOOOO:106712847693671...
Do not get stressed out
coral grotto
It's all because of j*bs in the end.
lone glen
No. Not because of that.
But because of my real life job <:NOOOO:106712847693671...
Because you’re a chess mod, thats why your current state in life is to lose your chess aura. Noted📔
topaz gazelle
https://tenor.com/view/mindy-angry-mindy-mindy-walks-away-tony-hawk%27s-american...
I literally do skibidi rizzes the whole room
proven wave
Do not get stressed out
I try not to 😉
But my reallife job is stressful haha
exotic coyote
I literally do *skibidi rizzes the whole room*
ur ac corny
strong jetty
https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-giga-chad-giga-fly-insect-gif-171407617399774299...
ai 🥀
coral grotto
I literally do *skibidi rizzes the whole room*
tight parcel
I try not to 😉
But my reallife job is stressful haha
Do discord mods in chess.com get promoted to admin because ChessComBen got promoted to admin
sour bison
I try not to 😉
But my reallife job is stressful haha
Sometimes I forget the mods are real people 
topaz gazelle
ur ac corny
love you too mate
fallen moon
topaz gazelle
https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-lion--k01KRA88CVF6HBMPHK07...
That's literally me
exotic coyote
love you too mate
😘
coral grotto
That's literally me
Nah 🥀
lone glen
Sometimes I forget the mods are real people <:peeposad:1078092503074488431>
So mods should be replaced by AI?
tight parcel
Sometimes chess.com can offer or we can apply at chess.com job
Do you want to be an admin
exotic coyote
Fellas, fellas, let's get back to chess talk
strong jetty
Sometimes chess.com can offer or we can apply at chess.com job
do u think i can work for them as a janitor
exotic coyote
i love rooks
coral grotto
Fellas, fellas, let's get back to chess talk
ITALIAN IS BORING 🔥
exotic coyote
lwk underrated
sour bison
So mods should be replaced by AI?
Absolutely not
sour bison
ITALIAN IS BORING 🔥
How did you remember I play Italian
proven wave
Do you want to be an admin
Not admin but if I get my job on chess.com It will be like a dream comes true!
coral grotto
Im going to sue you for recording me without my permission
I'm with the government so it's ok.
exotic coyote
ITALIAN IS BORING 🔥
ur boring
topaz gazelle
who doesn't play italian
coral grotto
How did you remember I play Italian
You play italian??
sour bison
Yes
coral grotto
who doesn't play italian
Me and GothamChess. We're the only clowns.
exotic coyote
mouth gon be easy asl
lone glen
Bruv😭
tight parcel
at least it was chess related
proven wave
Don't ask weird questions please
topaz gazelle
mouth is better otb
exotic coyote
mouth is better otb
exactly
strong jetty
mouth gon be easy asl
u might gobble the pieces
lone glen
Sorry sorry
sour bison
I have flexible legs, my face would knock too many pieces and it would be hard to see where I'm moving
tight parcel
at least it's chess related
strong jetty
Don't ask weird questions please
no fun allowed 🥀
lone glen
Chess talk is so sad😭
exotic coyote
Yah that's what CS and math do to you 💀
i legit do both and im not boring, exactly
topaz gazelle
those who don't, are the only ones who imperatively affirm they do
coral grotto
i legit do both and im not boring, exactly
ofc ofc keep believing.
tight parcel
Mohit 2040 when did you become mod
lone glen
This is what happends when i coach you
sour bison
I wonder if the mods ever watch silently the chaos that happens here
coral grotto
This is what happends when i coach you
What the fork is wrong with that knight?
lone glen
This is what happends when i coach you
This is one of my students and he is Silently rising above
undone delta
This is what happends when i coach you
W
iron ivy
My fastest ever checkmate, my heart rate was 160 bpm
coral grotto
Knight on the rim is dim fr.
sour bison
Like imagine they have alt accounts where they post femboi chess memes
lone glen
What the fork is wrong with that knight?
I dont know ngl
topaz gazelle
I wonder if the mods ever watch silently the chaos that happens here
It's their source of entertainment during work hours
tight parcel
My fastest ever checkmate, my heart rate was 160 bpm
only? my heart rate gets up to 995 when It comes to endgames with short time
exotic coyote
My fastest ever checkmate, my heart rate was 160 bpm
160 is lwk not that fast
topaz gazelle
Like imagine they have alt accounts where they post femboi chess memes
pawnkisser
strong jetty
Chess talk is so sad😭
didnt know people were so hard on rules here
proven wave
Mohit 2040 when did you become mod
2024 November
tight parcel
didnt know people were so hard on rules here
mohit's about to flame yo
lone glen
didnt know people were so hard on rules here
Yes
sour bison
I'm beginning to regret some things!
strong jetty
mohit's about to flame yo
i’ll take one for the gang
tight parcel
2024 November
Who is the oldest mod
coral grotto
mohit's about to flame yo
Mohit flame 'em 🔥
lone glen
Dude, my student’s user is called Silently Rising Above
topaz gazelle
I'm beginning to regret some things!
I'm regretting being up at 3am when i have an exam tomorrow at 9am
topaz gazelle
which also happens to be an ib do or die exam
sour bison
Mohit kicked someone who was bullying me, I got serious respect for mods 
lone glen
you’ll js scare people away
Good
iron ivy
I'm regretting being up at 3am when i have an exam tomorrow at 9am
It's not tomorrow then it's today 🤣
exotic coyote
Mohit kicked someone who was bullying me, I got serious respect for mods <:peepo...
w mohit
proven wave
Who is the oldest mod
Idk. Can it be Richard? He has been working on chess.com for a very long time :D
coral grotto
Dude, my student’s user is called Silently Rising Above
Chess is a game where you rise above the heap and prevent others from reaching you by pushing them down.
topaz gazelle
It's not tomorrow then it's today 🤣
right yes, very smart
sour bison
Chess is a game where you rise above the heap and prevent others from reaching y...
Kinda poetic when you think about it
lone glen
Chess is a game where you rise above the heap and prevent others from reaching y...
Thats the elo system, not the game
coral grotto
Thats the elo system, not the game
It's all about the elo though 🤌
topaz gazelle
The game of chess is microdosed infinity
sour bison
It's a game of respect and revenge, of power and control. The greatest intellectual sport that exists
lone glen
It's all about the elo though 🤌
... For noobs
topaz gazelle
I scrolled past a video that said that
exotic coyote
Idk. Can it be Richard? He has been working on chess.com for a very long time \:...
doofus?
lone glen
Guys do yall think that this is art
exotic coyote
Nope. Not the oldest mod
isn't he in his 30s
tight parcel
Nope. Not the oldest mod
is erik and jay in this server
exotic coyote
Nope. Not the oldest mod
Akshansh?
proven wave
Also I don't think anyone remembers Mika , TPD, and other mods
proven wave
is erik and jay in this server
I don't know
tight parcel
Also I don't think anyone remembers Mika , TPD, and other mods
What happened to them
exotic coyote
Also I don't think anyone remembers Mika , TPD, and other mods
scipio
sudden pilot
Chess com making the bots easier so i can play online again
exotic coyote
OH and pain
coral grotto
It's a game of respect and revenge, of power and control. The greatest intellect...
I don't know too many intellectual sports checkers so I'd have to agree.
iron ivy
Nope. Not the oldest mod
You a GM? How to reach GM? In a few days, no study, Saturday Sunday off?
coral grotto
Ok talking about checkers here should be blasphemy though...
sour bison
I don't know too many intellectual sports ~~checkers~~ so I'd have to agree.
You'd have to agree because it's a completely valid point 😎
proven wave
You a GM? How to reach GM? In a few days, no study, Saturday Sunday off?
Let me remove that 😅
I am not
sudden pilot
You a GM? How to reach GM? In a few days, no study, Saturday Sunday off?
If you reach it in few day then it would mean nothing
frosty peakBOT
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 1578 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1635 (1692 peak)
Bullet: 1400 (1753 peak)
tight parcel
tree
topaz gazelle
is bro from before still thinking
frosty peakBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1184 (peak)
Blitz: 962 (1029 peak)
Bullet: 639 (807 peak)
topaz gazelle
bro thought
tight parcel
bro thought
lone glen
Why cant you be called tree in discord?
frosty peakBOT
Name: sarah r (nuttycornflake)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1181 (peak)
Blitz: 765 (789 peak)
Bullet: 689 (924 peak)
tight parcel
because he is mohit
lone glen
Mohit the tree
coral grotto
Three
frosty peakBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1177 (1215 peak)
Blitz: 691 (889 peak)
Bullet: 470 (488 peak)
tight parcel
Actually it's Tree
Is it a tree from terraria
proven wave
Is it a tree from terraria
That's a secret
lone glen
Black or White?
tight parcel
That's a secret
What's more common, seeing a person with an orange username or green username here
sudden pilot
What's more common, seeing a person with an orange username or green username he...
I never seen green username here
proven wave
I never seen green username here
exotic coyote
What's more common, seeing a person with an orange username or green username he...
light green
sudden pilot
Owh
tight parcel
<#1306761790016720967>
he meant admin
coral grotto
Black or White?
Tripled pawns ugly. Just for that I'd take White.
exotic coyote
<@&1089232642018394252> or <@&1129885876969807973>
lone glen
Tripled pawns ugly. Just for that I'd take White.
Bruv really, just because black has tripled pawns?
proven wave
Anyway bye everyone. Have an amazing time 
Be kind and take care
marsh anvil
Black or White?
god what the hell is this
lone glen
god what the hell is this
Theory🤓
topaz gazelle
THEORY OF WHAT
tight parcel
marsh anvil
THEORY OF WHAT
everything
coral grotto
Bruv really, just because black has tripled pawns?
Then Nc3 Qa4 Bg5 or smthin. Development for White looks simple.
iron ivy
Chess is a theory
Theory of what? War?
undone ravine
Chess is a theory
ur js saying that cuz ur 2300 rated
coral grotto
A game theory.
lone glen
Then Nc3 Qa4 Bg5 or smthin. Development for White looks simple.
But Be7 O-O is also simple
topaz gazelle
that comes from a catalan
lone glen
Theory of what? War?
Theory of our existance
marsh anvil
Black or White?
anyways i like white here every day of the week
lone glen
ur js saying that cuz ur 2300 rated
Nah bro,im saying it because im 2300 and 1
lone glen
anyways i like white here every day of the week
But why?
topaz gazelle
Black or White?
I'd take black honestly because even with TIP black is up a tempo, up a pawn, and black deleted their key light square bishop
tight parcel
Black or White?
or
lone glen
I'd take black honestly because even with TIP black is up a tempo, up a pawn, an...
Do you mean white?
lone glen
you have tripled pawns
But like i love the open b and d files
coral grotto
Tripled pawns are fugly but g3 without the g2 bishop is goofy ahh.
marsh anvil
But like i love the open b and d files
pieces are temporary
topaz gazelle
Do you mean white?
no black
lone glen
pieces are temporary
Pawns and useless, because i said sooooo🫡
marsh anvil
you can always move pieces around but once you move a pawn you can't unmove it
coral grotto
Pawns and useless, because i said sooooo🫡
The guy that said "pawns are the soul of chess" must be rolling in his grave 💀
daring holly
lowkey lf high elo players to verse me, like 1000 or 1500+
lone glen
you can always move pieces around but once you move a pawn you can't unmove it
But the open b and d files
marsh anvil
The guy that said "pawns are the soul of chess" must be rolling in his grave 💀
philidor
daring holly
lowkey lf high elo players to verse me, like 1000 or 1500+
marsh anvil
But the open b and d files
what about them?
lone glen
The guy that said "pawns are the soul of chess" must be rolling in his grave 💀
New day new me
hollow vessel
Chess is a theory
this might be the smartest thing ive seen u say
lone glen
what about them?
You can untriple them by playing c5
marsh anvil
You can untriple them by playing c5
woah now theyre only doubled
topaz gazelle
my engine says its -.11
coral grotto
woah now theyre only doubled
marsh anvil
guys that solves all of black's structural problems
hollow vessel
Yo
topaz gazelle
so very slightly better for black
marsh anvil
it's only doubled it's not weak anymore
lone glen
this might be the smartest thing ive seen u say
I’ve said smarter stuffs, but l like to mimic the vibe of the chat to not be ignored
hollow vessel
Is there any opening where the Closed version is actually better than the Open version
lone glen
I love open b and d files🤩🤩🤩
hollow vessel
Open Sicilian is better, Open Spanish is better, Open Catalan is better (imo)
coral grotto
Is there any opening where the Closed version is actually better than the Open v...
Closed is always better what you on about? Knights DOMINATE.
lone glen
Is there any opening where the Closed version is actually better than the Open v...
Closed will always be bad, That is the sadest position for black thats considered as “THEORY” 😭😭😭😭
marsh anvil
so very slightly better for black
the engine says this is -0.3 yet invariably every time i play this opening i win
hollow vessel
Closed will always be bad, That is the sadest position for black thats considere...
Yeah this is not a good representative for the closed catalan but i agree
marsh anvil
Yeah this is not a good representative for the closed catalan but i agree
closed catalan has no good representatives, some lines white scores over 80%
coral grotto
Closed will always be bad, That is the sadest position for black thats considere...
An exception to the rule 
lone glen
Yeah this is not a good representative for the closed catalan but i agree
🤓: But thats theory, i love this position
Me: SYBAU
vagrant spruce
Gangggg I got 2 brilliant and two moves on one game my very first ones by the way
In*^
coral grotto
closed catalan has no good representatives, some lines white scores over 80%
All that to make you think that 1. d4 is good 
hollow vessel
closed catalan has no good representatives, some lines white scores over 80%
There have to be some good lines
gray trout
lowkey lf high elo players to verse me, like 1000 or 1500+
Imagine calling 1000-1500 "high elo"
topaz gazelle
yeah playing the closed catalan is tuff
lone glen
closed catalan has no good representatives, some lines white scores over 80%
Yes yes, cloesd is so sad
topaz gazelle
I play that but it's really hard to do anything tbh
hollow vessel
I play that but it's really hard to do anything tbh
then why play it
lone glen
my bad i lied e4 here scores only 71% 🤦♂️
Bad boy
marsh anvil
All that to make you think that 1. d4 is good <:blunder:823648979194740746>
on the contrary none of this could make me play d4
marsh anvil
then why play it
guy who trusts the engine eval:
coral grotto
If engine says it's good, then it's good. If you can't capitalize, that's skill issues 🤣
topaz gazelle
then why play it
im scared of the open catalan, i feel that even though it allows some play for black, it allows much more play for white than for black
lone glen
If engine says it's good, then it's good. If you can't capitalize, that's skill ...
Ur skill issue
marsh anvil
If engine says it's good, then it's good. If you can't capitalize, that's skill ...
havent given a rat's ass towards engine eval in most of my openings tbh
daring holly
lowkey lf high elo players to verse me, like 1000 or 1500+
coral grotto
If engine says it's good, then it's good. If you can't capitalize, that's skill ...
And unfortunately, unless you're Norvegian, you have skill issue.
topaz gazelle
closed catalan is defendable, if so be it barely
lone glen
Why is gotham losing already😭
coral grotto
Ur skill issue
I know I mostly win by luck.
hollow vessel
lol ive started playing openings that the engine actively hates. -1 ish stuff as white
lone glen
I know I mostly win by luck.
Yes, but thats why you are never gonna be 2200+
marsh anvil
Why is gotham losing already😭
ive seen this lol its just nh3
lone glen
ive seen this lol its just nh3
If Kf2?
coral grotto
Yes, but thats why you are never gonna be 2200+
I'd never be 2200 FIDE but cc? most definitely. They ain't that good.
hollow vessel
im scared of the open catalan, i feel that even though it allows some play for b...
spend a bit of time looking at the open Catalan then bro
lone glen
illegal move
If Kf2?
lone glen
I'd never be 2200 FIDE but cc? most definitely. They ain't that good.
Yeah, but U2
lone glen
nh3+ and kf2 is literally illegal
If Kf2
marsh anvil
this is rage bait
coral grotto
Yeah, but U2
Yeah but who cares? You just need to make the next to last blunder.
lone glen
Sorry sorry, im just rage baiting out of nowhere
marsh anvil
lots of ppl stagnate past 2000 because most people who get to 2k are either to burnt out to go more or they never had to seriously study anything in their chess journey and now they can't find enough free shit to improve
neat roost
marsh anvil
that's so sigma rizz
lone glen
Yeah but who cares? You just need to make the next to last blunder.
You blunder alot probably
coral grotto
lots of ppl stagnate past 2000 because most people who get to 2k are either to b...
I'd still never buy a book for chess. That's wasted cash.
marsh anvil
would you buy a course
latent obsidian
last time i got a brilliant and the next move was a blunder Lmao
severe dock
I'd still never buy a book for chess. That's wasted cash.
I mean u could say the same about most books, cuz u know... u can pirate them as well
coral grotto
You blunder alot probably
Good thing I ain't alone in this.
quasi nova
Why is gotham losing already😭
"did I just hang mate"
lone glen
"did I just hang mate"
There is Kf2
lone glen
Good thing I ain't alone in this.
I blunder way less
quasi nova
Nh3+ blocks kf2
lone glen
Nh3+ blocks kf2
If Kf2?
marsh anvil
would you still love me if i was a chess book
lone glen
would you still love me if i was a chess book
If you were ramen then yes
quasi nova
Gotham played Bc4, so now it's Black's move which means white doesn't get the time to play Kf2
coral grotto
I blunder way less
Well you're higher rated. duh 
. Thing is, misses are worse than blunders. I could blunder twice and have opponent only blunder once and still win.
marsh anvil
Well you're higher rated. duh <:cosmicBrain:1066569932587941969>. Thing is, miss...
u r getting rage baited btw
lone glen
Well you're higher rated. duh <:cosmicBrain:1066569932587941969>. Thing is, miss...
But blunders are bad, ok?
coral grotto
u r getting rage baited btw
Wait that was bait?
lone glen
Im sowwy
hollow vessel
I'd still never buy a book for chess. That's wasted cash.
pirate them
quasi nova
Gotham played Bc4, so now it's Black's move which means white doesn't get the ti...
After Nh3+ it's forced mate, if gxh3 then Qxh2#, if Kh1 then Qxh2# still
marsh anvil
Wait that was bait?
certainly appears to be
lone glen
After Nh3+ it's forced mate, if gxh3 then Qxh2#, if Kh1 then Qxh2# still
If Kf2?
hollow vessel
both books and courses
coral grotto
pirate them
I don't wanna do the illegal stuff.
hollow vessel
suit urself. im not so rich to spend hundreds on stuff i could get for free
lone glen
White can't play Kf2 as its currently Black's turn to play
After Nh3+ black can play Kf2
marsh anvil
suit urself. im not so rich to spend hundreds on stuff i could get for free
i just made my parents get them for me
5head
daring holly
who is 1000+ elo here and wants to verse me, dm
marsh anvil
why would someone 1000 elo higher than u wanna play
frank flame
real
quasi nova
After Nh3+ black can play Kf2
Black's knight takes whites king
hollow vessel
i just made my parents get them for me
yeah this strat expired when i turned like 13 😭
severe dock
After Nh3+ black can play Kf2
Nh3+ gxh3 Qxh2# bro
solid ruin
need coach to aid my improvement
marsh anvil
yeah this strat expired when i turned like 13 😭
wtf it worked up til i moved out for college
just ask for chess books on ur birthday
god on my 17th i got like 5 books i was so happy
severe dock
gxh3 changes the pawn structure so f2 isn't an escape square anymore
lone glen
Black's knight takes whites king
There, i never knew a 1600-1799 would solve a puzzle faster than a 2400-2599
royal lily
I'm a roughly 1000 player, I usally just play kings pawn. What are other openings i can do for black and white just to switch it up?
marsh anvil
need coach to aid my improvement
coaches are usually paid
hollow vessel
gfy bro but chess books arent my birthday gift of choice unfortunately
lone glen
Maybe even a 100 elo player thinks its easy
quasi nova
There, i never knew a 1600-1799 would solve a puzzle faster than a 2400-2599
Are you good bro 🙏
marsh anvil
gfy bro but chess books arent my birthday gift of choice unfortunately
you get something you lose something, law of equivalent exchange or something
royal lily
I'm a roughly 1000 player, I usally just play kings pawn. What are other openings i can do for black and white just to switch it up
somebody please 🙏
I want to play openings that throw off my friends
teal raptor
I just got the most beautiful fork
royal lily
that arent really complex
marsh anvil
bro just search up something random on youtube
teal raptor
hollow vessel
play the creepy crawly
solid ruin
coaches are usually paid
my nm coach just forgot about me
lone glen
Are you good bro 🙏
Im just relaxing bro
royal lily
bro just search up something random on youtube
Sir please
cursive narwhal
somebody please 🙏
Kings Indian
hollow vessel
a3 h3
marsh anvil
my nm coach just forgot about me
gang what
royal lily
in ur experience what would you recommend
severe dock
There, i never knew a 1600-1799 would solve a puzzle faster than a 2400-2599
premium ragebait/10
marsh anvil
in ur experience what would you recommend
anything genuinely
lone glen
premium ragebait/10
Im sorry yall
royal lily
anything genuinely
something that is out of the ordinary but isnt crazy difficult to learn
royal lily
Kings Indian
really?
marsh anvil
he abandoned me
are u ok and is this an allegory for a parent
royal lily
If u like it
I want it to be common isnt kings indian just for responding to d4? usually i see e4
severe dock
Im sorry yall
u were supposed to double down on it
solid ruin
are u ok and is this an allegory for a parent
I'm ok
cursive narwhal
I want it to be common isnt kings indian just for responding to d4? usually i se...
Yeah but u can genuinely play it in response to anything
marsh anvil
u have sayori as ur pfp
cursive narwhal
All ur doing is castling pretty much
solid ruin
u have sayori as ur pfp
she's cool
gritty wave
Maybe even a 100 elo player thinks its easy
It is
marsh anvil
um
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royal lily
Yeah but u can genuinely play it in response to anything
alr bet
lone glen
u were supposed to double down on it <:NOOOO:1067128476936712212>
My friends wanted me to try this talking style for the weekend, im not usually like this
Please forgive me chat
marsh anvil
Please forgive me chat
only if you open up mobile legends and get global on lukas
lone glen
only if you open up mobile legends and get global on lukas
I never played mobile legends
hollow vessel
yo the ppl saying magnus is washed might be right
marsh anvil
I never played mobile legends
fake filipino
hollow vessel
how does one tilt 3400 elo
gritty wave
only if you open up mobile legends and get global on lukas
How do i become 2400
solid ruin
mlbb woah
marsh anvil
How do i become 2400
i know you are 2300
lone glen
fake filipino
Bruv
gritty wave
i know you are 2300
Im not
lone glen
i know you are 2300
He really isnt
marsh anvil
i will not be gaslit
lone glen
He’s 2100
gritty wave
No
gritty wave
Can u give me advice banity
royal lily
Why is Scilcian so hard to learn as an 1000
lone glen
Why is Scilcian so hard to learn as an 1000
150 pages of intense theory
royal lily
ignore my butchered speling
marsh anvil
Can u give me advice banity
what the hell am i supposed to say i dont have any information about you or your games or how you play or anything
gritty wave
Why is Scilcian so hard to learn as an 1000
It is on any level
royal lily
150 pages of intense theory
is it really that hard to play?
hollow vessel
sicilian is hard for everyone bro
royal lily
not for like magnus bro
lone glen
is it really that hard to play?
Yes
hollow vessel
Yes
subtle drum
Bro u said playing Qxh3+ first but it's not the right move cause THE KIMD CAN GO TO e2 YOU ||FOOOOL||
royal lily
or should I do french defense?
torpid jasper
To anyone under 1200 who wants to improve fast, i'll hop in a call with you for a free 1 hour lesson!
lone glen
not for like magnus bro
He spent his life on chess, no wonder why he knows it so well
royal lily
He spent his life on chess, no wonder why he knows it so well
should i just do french defense?
hollow vessel
is there merit to trying ot learn it at 1000
There definitely is
severe dock
Why is Scilcian so hard to learn as an 1000
marsh anvil
To anyone under 1200 who wants to improve fast, i'll hop in a call with you for ...
joined the server today
marsh anvil
recommends kalashnikov fake and gay
royal lily
shopuld i just do french defense?
vagrant spruce
Hiiiii
lone glen
Thats acurate lol
hollow vessel
If ur feeling underprepared, go look at some master games in ur sicilian
royal lily
Thats acurate lol
Should I just do french defense?
torpid jasper
joined the server today
yeah im trying to get into coaching!
lone glen
Should I just do french defense?
Caro
vagrant spruce
Did you know that there’s a possibility for lifeforms to be created by silicone and boron?
lone glen
Will u forgive me @marsh anvil ?
marsh anvil
?
vagrant spruce
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHV...
Gnag 1v1 on chess rn
royal lily
i want to beat them
royal lily
Will u forgive me <@812190166062989334> ?
is caro better to learn than french?
lone glen
my buddy is good at caro
Yes
vagrant spruce
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHV...
One one bro let’s runnnn ittt
royal lily
why cry emoji?
royal lily
is french that ass?
subtle drum
One one bro let’s runnnn ittt
....
severe dock
shopuld i just do french defense?
u should give up on basing ur rating climb off of knowing better theory than ur opponent, and instead focus on not blundering into cheap opening traps and improving tactical vision
subtle drum
caro chan your pawn structure is so hard
Caro CHAN
RIP😭😭
void tusk
1593 to 1485
marsh anvil
hollow vessel
there is no big wow opening
marsh anvil
when tourney
hollow vessel
can i suggest finding a big wow tactic or something
bold trout
there is no big wow opening
Be quote little guy 👦
marsh anvil
can i suggest finding a big wow tactic or something
i personally like big wow checkmates
vagrant spruce
Be quote little guy 👦
Be quote??
bold trout
Be quote??
You be quote too
hollow vessel
Be quote little guy 👦
vagrant spruce
One V one me on chess right now
bold trout
Oh no is the alpha opp angry at me?
marsh anvil
Oh no is the alpha opp angry at me?
his name is vc whimperer
sinful quiver
i think im missing something
hollow vessel
Oh no is the alpha opp angry at me?
w-wait.. you th-think im the alpha??? blushes aggressively 😣 😣
bold trout
his name is vc whimperer
Oh thanks I didn't know
marsh anvil
w-wait.. you th-think im the alpha??? *blushes aggressively* 😣 😣
im going to off mys
bold trout
w-wait.. you th-think im the alpha??? *blushes aggressively* 😣 😣
Actually no I changed my mind
marsh anvil
Actually no I changed my mind
he actually alpha'd all over you btw
it's alpha to get someone else to change their mind
bold trout
he actually alpha'd all over you btw
He? You assuming genders now little feller?
marsh anvil
everyone is a he on the internet
bold trout
Holy cancelled
marsh anvil
He? You assuming genders now little feller?
also u r prolly a minor
bold trout
👮
severe dock
im going to off mys
I used to be in this one server years ago where some kid was basically saying the same things as this and I said something along the lines of "u might f*ck this one up too"
Got me banned for saying the truth smfh
bold trout
also u r prolly a minor
Is it that hard to type the following: you, are, probably.
marsh anvil
I used to be in this one server years ago where some kid was basically saying th...
LOL
marsh anvil
Is it that hard to type the following: you, are, probably.
i can type whatever the hell i want that's because im a strong independant wo
bold trout
i can type whatever the hell i want that's because im a strong independant wo
Holy glaze, are you a donut?
queen mesa
dang idk why suddenly i feel way better at chess
sharp owl
Hi
severe dock
dang idk why suddenly i feel way better at chess
unrated 1v1? 
marsh anvil
Holy glaze, are you a donut?
no but i am fat
bold trout
no but i am fat
That's unfortunate, have you thought of eating healthy?
queen mesa
unrated 1v1? <:Starege:1078430335341187153>
okay i didnt mean 2000 elo good 🥀
marsh anvil
funny enough i do
sand slate
Hi
marsh anvil
I just eat a lot
bold trout
funny enough i do
Health problem?
marsh anvil
Health problem?
no i just eat a lot LOL
bold trout
Oh
marsh anvil
i dont even eat like snacks or anything
autumn bramble
Hat lallu
bold trout
Just workout then if you're already eating healthy, it's basically just a bulk
marsh anvil
im like 5 11 and 180 pounds which is normal tbh but my dad has high blood pressure so i do have to watch out when i get older
queen mesa
unrated 1v1? <:Starege:1078430335341187153>
vro imma actually get wrecked
sand slate
Just workout then if you're already eating healthy, it's basically just a bulk
Exaclty
severe dock
vro imma actually get wrecked
unrated
bold trout
Guys I'm only 1 elo who wants to 1v1
queen mesa
i never play anything under 10 minutes but still i prob wouldnt have won anyway
queen mesa
sure
severe dock
just remember this is unrated. just for fun. no incentive whoever wins
ornate basin
Do any of you know how to play blind
queen mesa
fah no
queen mesa
just remember this is unrated. just for fun. no incentive whoever wins
alright got it
marsh anvil
just remember this is unrated. just for fun. no incentive whoever wins
how i feel preparing excuses for losing
quasi nova
Do any of you know how to play blind
I can get through the opening and somewhat through the middlegame but i get a bit lost later on
In blindfold
tall mural
gotta love almost 500 elo chess
torpid jasper
To anyone under 1200 who wants to improve fast, i'll hop in a call with you for a free 1 hour lesson!
marsh anvil
gotta love almost 500 elo chess
why is ur knight bing chilling on a7
tall mural
why is ur knight bing chilling on a7
it was a free pawn bro
marsh anvil
sigh
bold trout
To anyone under 1200 who wants to improve fast, i'll hop in a call with you for ...
Yall ain't taking this mythical offer from Jungle Jim?
marsh anvil
in order to take on a7 your knight had to be on b5 which meant you couldve just taken his queen
torpid jasper
Yall ain't taking this mythical offer from Jungle Jim?
you want it?
hollow otter
gotta love almost 500 elo chess
you should occupy h6
bold trout
you want it?
Nah I'm actually crippled from the waist down I can't play chess
tall mural
in order to take on a7 your knight had to be on b5 which meant you couldve just ...
there were 4 moves before this
tall mural
for 4 moves
na7 kb8 ne5 qd6
cobalt oxide
hello
hollow otter
Nah I'm actually crippled from the waist down I can't play chess
you can use your feet
cobalt oxide
folks
bold trout
you can use your feet
Are you special? My arms don't work
marsh anvil
thats 3 moves
hollow otter
chess
tough delta
is there a setting to only play white?
echo scarab
Yo anyone knows if double pawn sacrifice smith morra is a thing?
tough delta
trna prac my opening
proven wave
is there a setting to only play white?
Yes
tall mural
thats 3 moves
same thing
proven wave
But why would you want that?
cobalt oxide
Are you special? My arms don't work
something aint addin up
cant figure it out tho 
tough delta
But why would you want that?
im trying to practice my white opening
tough delta
oh
tall mural
thats 3 moves
doesnt matter anyway he played nf6 and resigned the game 💔
bold trout
something aint addin up
cant figure it out tho <:Thonk:1078092199050346547>
Mb bro I can't type and tell you what's wrong cause my pinky toe stopped working
tough delta
im cursed ngl i aborted 2 games and had to resign and lost elo 3 back to back black games
bold trout
I'm crippled from the waist up
marsh anvil
Mb bro I can't type and tell you what's wrong cause my pinky toe stopped working
have you tried unplugging and replugging your toe
severe dock
ggs
bold trout
have you tried unplugging and replugging your toe
Yea but it just keeps turning on and immediately turning back off idk what to do, maybe it's thirsty
proven wave
have you tried unplugging and replugging your toe
Please don't take the conversation to that direction
marsh anvil
i need to play rated
resign all games when youre black easy
quasi nova
have you tried unplugging and replugging your toe
That's unfortunately possible
tough delta
resign all games when youre black easy
i lose elo
marsh anvil
Please don't take the conversation to that direction
its an IT joke 😐
proven wave
Um also feel free to join #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush !
cobalt oxide
Mb bro I can't type and tell you what's wrong cause my pinky toe stopped working
its okay
ill keep thinking on it im sure itll click
echo scarab
Please don't take the conversation to that direction
It was a hilarious joke
marsh anvil
Yea but it just keeps turning on and immediately turning back off idk what to do...
have you replaced your batteries
bold trout
have you replaced your batteries
Nah they exploded
marsh anvil
that sounds like they need replacing
bold trout
its okay
ill keep thinking on it im sure itll click
Aight 👍
quasi nova
Um also feel free to join <#1306761790016720967> !
I didn't submit a run last second this time 🔥
bold trout
that sounds like they need replacing
Idk I think they work just fine
severe dock
@queen mesa ggs bro u played p good until one point
tall mural
i expected f3 or g3 not fxg7 💔
covert dagger
<:HYPERS:1066571424715776030>
Hey mohit
tough delta
i expected f3 or g3 not fxg7 💔
holy shit the bishop gg rook
rigid meteor
Hello guys from Aisa!
finite topaz
But why would you want that?
white > black
tall mural
white > black
racism
bold trout
i expected f3 or g3 not fxg7 💔
Yo bro is that chess?
tough delta
i expected f3 or g3 not fxg7 💔
quasi nova
Do it Saltychips
I might submit another run today if I can get a higher score then I did yesterday
quasi nova
i expected f3 or g3 not fxg7 💔
"Rook is worth more material than the king" ahh move 😭
tough delta
what was your next move
bold trout
"Rook is worth more material than the king" ahh move 😭
Bread tastes key more than better
rigid meteor
You drew this?
bold trout
You drew this?
Yo bro did you just say "You drew this?"
covert dagger
"Rook is worth more material than the king" ahh move 😭
It’s danger levels, have you never watched Gothamchess
bold trout
It’s danger levels, have you never watched Gothamchess
Okay but does Gotham chess bread better than key
tall mural
what is this opening 💔
-# he beat me
tough delta
You drew this?
its frm reddit
covert dagger
what is this opening 💔
-# he beat me
Rating?
rigid meteor
its frm reddit
Oh okay
tough delta
no one wants to play against the English
bold trout
its frm reddit
Yo I could be wrong but did you just say "its frm reddit"
little cliff
Anyone up for a game?
tough delta
Yo I could be wrong but did you just say "its frm reddit"
may bee
bold trout
Anyone up for a game?
I'm 1 elo, is that okay with you?
little cliff
I'm 1 elo, is that okay with you?
Yeah that's fine I'm 0 elo
bold trout
Yeah that's fine I'm 0 elo
Too bad dude you're too high elo for me
I cant beat you sorry
little cliff
Too bad dude you're too high elo for me
How do you even check elo😭
gray trout
Too bad dude you're too high elo for me
But youre a whole elo above him hows that too high for you?
bold trout
How do you even check elo😭
My legs sense the screen
little cliff
Who wants to challengme?
bold trout
But youre a whole elo above him hows that too high for you?
Because I hid a negative sign next to the 1
I owe chess.com elo
little cliff
I good
frosty peakBOT
Name: Khalid Zain (yourknightmare_666)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1667 (peak)
Blitz: 1955 (1958 peak)
Bullet: 1657 (1697 peak)
little cliff
Scared?
proper breach
Guys can yall give me tips on how to get above 1000 elo?
bold trout
Guys can yall give me tips on how to get above 1000 elo?
No I can't I'm only -1 elo
gray trout
Guys can yall give me tips on how to get above 1000 elo?
Use your brain when playing
proper breach
My dad is using my acc on chess
bold trout
Use your brain when playing
I can only use my hands I'm not sure how I'd get my brain out
gray trout
My dad is using my acc on chess
If dad has brain he may get you above 1k
proper breach
Use your brain when playing
Wow that's a great tip
bold trout
If dad has brain he may get you above 1k
Dads only have a 35% chance of having a brain so that's too unlikely
proper breach
If dad has brain he may get you above 1k
His sometimes busy on work thats why
proper breach
Sana ol
waxen barn
today i discovered that the vienna is a real place and not just a chess opening
am i cooked
bold trout
today i discovered that the vienna is a real place and not just a chess opening
...
They lied Vienna is actually a mug store in atlantis
proper breach
OI FILIPINO
It's obvious bc of my profile
proper breach
I can only use like 1 review
little cliff
It's obvious bc of my profile
I thought you're Romanian
little cliff
I can only use like 1 review
Don't waste it
proper breach
Oh hahaha
proper breach
Don't waste it
Will sometimes like I need to use it bc of my brilliant move
little cliff
I gtg Bai bai
hollow fractal
[Event "zexussssss vs Butterman12377"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-05-11"]
[White "zexussssss"]
[Black "Butterman12377"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "536"]
[BlackElo "625"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "Butterman12377 won by checkmate"]
- d4 f6 2. c4 e5 3. d5 c6 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxc3 6. Bxc3 cxd5 7. cxd5 d6 8. e3
Na6 9. Bxa6 bxa6 10. e4 Bb7 11. Nf3 Ne7 12. O-O O-O 13. Rc1 Rc8 14. Qb3 Qb6 15.
Qa3 a5 16. Qa4 Ba8 17. Bxa5 Qxb2 18. Rxc8 Rxc8 19. Qd7 Kf7 20. Qe6+ Kf8 21. h3
Rc1 22. Bd8 Rxf1+ 23. Kxf1 Qb1+ 24. Ne1 Qb7 25. a4 Ke8 26. Qxd6 Qd7 27. Qxd7+
Kxd7 28. Ba5 Bb7 29. Bb4 Ba6+ 30. Kg1 g6 31. Bxe7 Kxe7 32. Nc2 Bd3 33. Nb4 Bxe4 - Nc6+ Kd6 35. Nxa7 Bxd5 36. a5 Bb7 37. Nb5+ Kc6 38. Na7+ Kc7 39. Nb5+ Kb8 40.
Nd6 Ka7 41. Nxb7 Kxb7 42. Kf1 Ka6 43. Ke2 Kxa5 44. Kf3 Kb5 45. h4 Kc5 46. Kg4
Kd5 47. h5 Ke6 48. hxg6 hxg6 49. Kh4 e4 50. Kg4 Kf7 51. Kf4 f5 52. Kg5 Kg7 53.
Kf4 Kf6 54. Ke3 Ke5 55. Ke2 g5 56. Ke3 f4+ 57. Ke2 Kf5 58. Kd2 Ke5 59. Ke2 Kd4 - Kd2 e3+ 61. fxe3+ fxe3+ 62. Ke2 g4 63. g3 Ke4 64. Ke1 Kf3 65. Kf1 Kxg3 66.
Ke2 Kf4 67. Ke1 Kf3 68. Kf1 g3 69. Ke1 g2 70. Kd1 g1=Q+ 71. Kc2 e2 72. Kd2 e1=Q+ - Kd3 Qgf2 74. Kc4 Qfd2 75. Kc5 Qec1+ 76. Kb6 Qdb2+ 77. Ka6 Qca1# 0-1
Can anyone review it?
I am playing as white
bold trout
[Event "zexussssss vs Butterman12377"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-05-11"]
[W...
Sorry pal I don't know how to read ancient hieroglyphics
My legs can't sense the words on the screen and my eyes went on vacation
proper breach
Sorry pal I don't know how to read ancient hieroglyphics
That's chess😭(I know)
light stump
Guess who this is
bold trout
Guess who this is
Albert Einstein
proper breach
Can someone coach me?
light stump
Albert Einstein
Wrong
bold trout
Can someone coach me?
No I can't I'm only -1 elo
proper breach
Guess who this is
Gotham
bold trout
I thought it was lebron
light stump
Gotham when he sacrifices the rook
jade relic
[Event "zexussssss vs Butterman12377"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-05-11"]
[W...
Unbelievable, how did you blunder a winning position
proper breach
Gotham when he sacrifices the rook
We sacrifice the ROOKKKK
light stump
THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
covert dagger
Can someone coach me?
There’s people who do free coaching here
proper breach
There’s people who do free coaching here
Really who?
covert dagger
Really who?
I’ve seen a couple people around, lemme find names
wintry raptor
i keep losing
proper breach
"Do you know what I'm famous for? Besides the look?"
proper breach
i keep losing
Your not the only one here
covert dagger
almost 500
Makes sense based on that opening
People are just gonna do whatever they want until like 1300
wintry raptor
is there anyway to improve effienciently
cerulean pond
Guess who this is
My Son in Law
brittle iron
i still do whatever lol
queen mesa
:p
brittle iron
My Son in Law
wait, really?
cerulean pond
wait, really?
yeah
proper breach
I r3ally hate how I'm winning and it says reconnecting even tho it's connected
cerulean pond
Would you like his autograph
indigo void
Would you like his autograph
I want you to help me
covert dagger
Really who?
@safe folio here’s one lemme keep looking
bold trout
How to review on chess.com using Google?
Use google
brittle iron
How to review on chess.com using Google?
want to write them a google review?
proper breach
<@1244486283506618469> here’s one lemme keep looking
Thx
undone ravine
best opening for black pls
proper breach
want to write them a google review?
Yes cuz my only review ran out
sterile pebble
grind for weeks to get 2500
get 2500
lose 150 points the next evening
😆 😆 😆
ornate basin
I can get through the opening and somewhat through the middlegame but i get a bi...
Middlegame hardest for me, we tried to play blindfold with friend ts crazy
brittle iron
>grind for weeks to get 2500
>get 2500
>lose 150 points the next evening
😆 😆...
bullet?
mb, wrong ping
gentle pond
best opening for black pls
there are no openings for black
proper breach
<@1437224263752093759>
Is it only for 18 year old? Or above
undone ravine
there are no openings for black
why not
frosty peakBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2027 (2135 peak)
Blitz: 2243 (2381 peak)
Bullet: 2369 (2501 peak)
brittle iron
Yes
then it should be clear that those things can definitiely happen
hate to be the person who told you so
but I think you've already known that too
😭
undone ravine
bc they're defenses
are u nuts
ornate basin
covert dagger
Is it only for 18 year old? Or above
That just means that he’s 18, not that the coaching has an age limit or smth
sterile pebble
then it should be clear that those things can definitiely happen
hate to be th...
They happen but it still sucks and makes me wanna quit lmfao
gentle pond
are u nuts
yes but that's beside the point
brittle iron
They happen but it still sucks and makes me wanna quit lmfao
😆
undone ravine
oh my gosh
dusty venture
are u nuts
you can't predict what white will play
brittle iron
oh my gosh
3000 blitz when?
undone ravine
you can't predict what white will play
e4
brittle iron
you can't predict what white will play
strangely, i can after playing a couple of games with them
wintry raptor
i havent gotten any better since i started chess
undone ravine
then alekhine
what about d4
proper breach
That just means that he’s 18, not that the coaching has an age limit or smth
I'm under 18
dusty venture
strangely, i can after playing a couple of games with them
oh my god it's a telepath guys
brittle iron
oh my god it's a telepath guys
you don’t have to be in order to guess it
wintry raptor
anyone have tips for me?
undone ravine
okay kings indian
brittle iron
you don’t have to be in order to guess it
🤷♀️
proper breach
Im acc kinda blind while playing on a device
gentle pond
anyone have tips for me?
yes don't refinance your mortgage rn
dusty venture
anyone have tips for me?
drink water every day, sleep for at least 8 hours
wintry raptor
ok
proper breach
I'm literally at 10 ws until my dad uses it huhu
gentle pond
maybe less alcohol?
your name hints at it
nah he's just Martin Islip
brittle iron
I'm literally at 10 ws until my dad uses it huhu
what's your username?
wintry raptor
yes im the martin bot on chess
proper breach
what's your username?
I have two accs
brittle iron
I have two accs
and on one of them your father plays?
proper breach
and on one of them your father plays?
Yes acc his kinda good but he gets distracted bc of work he works vulcanizing
proper breach
Yes acc his kinda good but he gets distracted bc of work he works vulcanizing
That's why it's always timeout
brittle iron
you do realise that this falls under account sharing right?
proper breach
Why can't I send my message
gentle pond
anyone else tried infinite en passant chess? it's like chess but every capture is en passant
proper breach
It says this content is bl9cked by this server
brittle iron
anyone else tried infinite en passant chess? it's like chess but every capture i...
no?
proper breach
1 for tablet snd 1 for cellphone
brittle iron
It says this content is bl9cked by this server
maybe the chat is being filtered?
proper breach
maybe the chat is being filtered?
Idk
proper breach
1 for tablet snd 1 for cellphone
The acc on my cellphone is my new acc since my dad uses my acc on tablet that I don't usually play
brittle iron
The acc on my cellphone is my new acc since my dad uses my acc on tablet that I ...
can you send links to both accounts?
proper breach
what's your username?
In the tablet is AbieToo and on my cellphone is Abielto
gentle pond
i also share many accounts/devices with several other family members who are conveniently better/worse than me depending
brittle iron
i also share many accounts/devices with several other family members who are con...
😭
proper breach
can you send links to both accounts?
My sibling is using my cellphone to watch some stuff
bold trout
My sibling is using my cellphone to watch some stuff
Tell your mom she should stop using your phone and get her own
gentle pond
😭
you see whenever it's very good play that's me, when it's poor it's my little brother/cousin, when it's cheating it's my dad
proper breach
i also share many accounts/devices with several other family members who are con...
Men I not the only one 😭
brittle iron
you see whenever it's very good play that's me, when it's poor it's my little br...
what's your username?
proper breach
Tell your mom she should stop using your phone and get her own
No it's my brother who uses it
gentle pond
what's your username?
who's asking and how much
bold trout
No it's my brother who uses it
Tell your pet dog to stop using it then
brittle iron
who's asking and how much
me and nothing to gain from it
brittle iron
Tell your pet dog to stop using it then
already ragebaiting this beautiful morning?
bold trout
Or even try reasoning with the goldfish
gray trout
me and nothing to gain from it
hows it going chle
bold trout
already ragebaiting this beautiful morning?
I've never snake baited a person in your life
brittle iron
hows it going chle
i think it's going pretty well so far
how about you?
(i have no idea who you are, and i have no clue how you know me 😭)
proper breach
Tell your pet dog to stop using it then
Oh hahaahah
brittle iron
I've never snake baited a person in your life
suuuuuuuuuuuuuurely
gentle pond
i think it's going pretty well so far
how about you?
(i have no idea who you a...
don't worry about it we all know you chle
we've been watching you
gray trout
i think it's going pretty well so far
how about you?
(i have no idea who you a...
I am Vicious person I crushed you in chess few days ago if you remember
brittle iron
don't worry about it we all know you chle
am I known?
gray trout
i think it's going pretty well so far
how about you?
(i have no idea who you a...
a for me its kinda shit as always
proper breach
don't worry about it we all know you chle
Who's we?😭😭
torpid jasper
Hey everyone, I’m offering a free 1 hour chess lesson for beginners. If you’re new to chess and want help with openings, tactics, basic strategy, or improving fast, send me a DM. I’m a competitive player and I enjoy teaching.
gentle pond
Who's we?😭😭
don't worry we're watching you too fimhe
brittle iron
I am Vicious person I crushed you in chess few days ago if you remember
why are you on a new account now? 😭
gray trout
why are you on a new account now? 😭
its not new account I just changed name
gentle pond
Hey everyone, I’m offering a free 1 hour chess lesson for beginners. If you’re n...
what's your rating chump
sharp kiln
proper breach
don't worry we're watching you too fimhe
That iant my real name hahah
brittle iron
its not new account I just changed name
makes sense
gentle pond
That iant my real name hahah
we know fimhe, we know
gray trout
makes sense
yes chle
proper breach
we know fimhe, we know
Okay dawg
proper breach
Can you tell us how to win there?
sour wigeon
Yo, I got a question what is the BEST opening move in yalls opinon????
waxen echo
Hey
gentle pond
Yo, I got a question what is the BEST opening move in yalls opinon????
KINGS KNIGHT stop asking this question
it's settled
gray trout
want to play some 30s chess?
I am tired about to sleep, can play tommorow if you accept my request
brittle iron
Yo, I got a question what is the BEST opening move in yalls opinon????
what an amazing username!
(joking aside, 1. d4 )
brittle iron
I am tired about to sleep, can play tommorow if you accept my request
lol
sour wigeon
KINGS KNIGHT stop asking this question
Its my first time asking it, I just joined the server😭
sour wigeon
what an amazing username!
(joking aside, 1. d4 )
Indeed my friend
gentle pond
Its my first time asking it, I just joined the server😭
yeah but you've asked it elsewhere
brittle iron
is something funny?
yes
pulsar harness
Anyone want to play with me?
sharp kiln
Can you tell us how to win there?
after sac the bishop, we xe4+, then continue checkmate
proper breach
Anyone want to play with me?
Sure thing
brittle iron
what is it
won't tell
but
you wanted to sleep, right?
sour wigeon
yeah but you've asked it elsewhere
Have I?🧐
gentle pond
ha our resident chess genius tutor got bounced
patent patrol
W thisshouldbewinning streak
gray trout
won't tell
but
you wanted to sleep, right?
yea in few minutes
patent patrol
Oops one didnt load its 8 now
gentle pond
guys i'm accepting students if you want to make your chess worse, if you're too good now and aren't satisfied with that
sour wigeon
W thisshouldbewinning streak
Nice I can NOT do bullet bro
brittle iron
guys i'm accepting students if you want to make your chess worse, if you're too ...
thank you for the generous offer!
but i'd like to stay at my current level for a while
ancient grail
1.e3 d5
2.Bb5+ Nc6
3.||jump c6 Bxe8#||
gentle pond
thank you for the generous offer!
but i'd like to stay at my current level for ...
np lmk when that changes
there's nowhere to go but down, as they say
sour wigeon
guys i'm accepting students if you want to make your chess worse, if you're too ...
🤯 Really?
patent patrol
Nice I can NOT do bullet bro
Its fun when u get the hang of it
gentle gorge
there's nowhere to go but down, as they say
true
patent patrol
I rly like lichess bullet its perfect
brittle iron
I rly like lichess bullet its perfect
i just can't with the premoves over there
ancient grail
guys i'm accepting students if you want to make your chess worse, if you're too ...
I needed to keep my rating at 200 until my provisional rating settles. Can you help me do that?
gentle pond
I needed to keep my rating at 200 until my provisional rating settles. Can you h...
yes guaranteed
(though it may go down slightly)
ancient grail
Even better
sour wigeon
yes but spots are filling up fast
hmmmmm can you get me to 0 elo?
patent patrol
i just can't with the premoves over there
on chess.com ive lagged premoving mate and lost on time
that shouldnt happen
gentle pond
hmmmmm can you get me to 0 elo?
have you considered negative?
patent patrol
on lichess premoves dont even take 0.01s
brittle iron
on chess.com ive lagged premoving mate and lost on time
never happened to me
but i get where you’re coming from
sour wigeon
Its fun when u get the hang of it
I think too slow so I mainly just do rapid
sour wigeon
have you considered negative?
NEGATIVE!?
gentle pond
psh pre-moving for amateurs