💬〡chess-talk

[subtle drum]

But This world is so messy 😭😭

[cerulean tartan]

[robust furnace]

After Black takes on f6 which is a blunder what's the continuation, white to move

[broken haven]

How to change a color

[cerulean tartan]

[subtle drum]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehehe-gif-7793894093801286605

[broken haven]

Like this

[subtle drum]

Black can't take cause of fork

[patent patrol]

Check check check check check takes

[crisp sorrel]

Sorry for my language what I meant was I keep getting to 377 elo and my goal is 400 but every time I get to 377 chess.com gives me a impossible opponent and I lose and go back down 8 elo and I swear ima punch a hole in my wall

[robust furnace]

I didn't see that I only see king and queen. King and queen

[subtle drum]

FORK

[cerulean tartan]

Goodnight people

[warm ginkgo]

Guess the name of the game. Its very popular game played by bobby Fischer

[cerulean tartan]

Jacob?

[subtle drum]

Good Mornight

[cerulean tartan]

Harris?

[robust furnace]

It's a skewer not a fork

[cerulean tartan]

Lorentz?

[tight parcel]

If you go here then he goes here takes takes capture double check block fork move 2 squares countergambit check check moves moves captures takes takes and if he goes here takes captures doubled pawns fork capture take check check check check move trade trade rook to the back rank block takes check knight there check check capture exchange checkmate on e7 with the rook on f7.

[subtle drum]

Whaaa

[open herald]

Chess

[robust furnace]

Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur Vs Bobby Fischer

The immortal brainrot game

[tight parcel]

the gold coin game

[warm ginkgo]

Bro so brainrot 😭

[tight parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/yt-shorts-is-that-way-that-way-youtube-shorts-is-that-way-gif-9479643401333459221

[cerulean tartan]

Wrong player gng

[warm ginkgo]

Its called game of the century

Very popular

[open herald]

Mikhal Tal

[subtle drum]

!ban ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

[tight parcel]

oh wasnt the gold coin game between like tal

[open herald]

Chess championship

[tight parcel]

and larsen

[cerulean tartan]

TripleT game? Triple threats?

[robust furnace]

I'm just kidding g, ik brainrot is overrated

[open herald]

larpsen?

[cerulean tartan]

Idk I think it was Marshall and Levitsky

[warm ginkgo]

Btw I like your profile picture

[robust furnace]

I'm a phone guy not an ipad kid

[tight parcel]

beyond overrated

[warm ginkgo]

Lets go download

[tight parcel]

enough is enough i'm taking away your feet massagers

[cerulean tartan]

:<

b-but

[tight parcel]

no buts

[cerulean tartan]

WE ARE CHARLIE BIRB

[tight parcel]

MOTHER OF FROGS

no more feet enlargement surgeries

[robust furnace]

All my games brilliants before 1000 and after 1000 all the games are so boring

[warm ginkgo]

leader kim is the master of chess~!

[open herald]

Donald Bryne Trump vs Bobby Fischer

[tight parcel]

wrong lyrics myman

[cerulean tartan]

Me and P diddy linked our chesscom accounts

[robust furnace]

Like gng I regret getting to 1000 cuz why are all the games so BORING

[tight parcel]

He showed me his super big winning streak

[warm ginkgo]

i cant say the exact lyrics tho

[warm ginkgo]

Lmoooo

[robust furnace]

Diddy Vs Epstein, the fight of the century

[tight parcel]

@cerulean tartan finish the lyrics

[open herald]

I cloud take on Magnus and slam him tho

[cerulean tartan]

Jeffrey Epstein played chess with me when I was eighteen

[open herald]

He's a little fat bur ok

[tight parcel]

bravo you get your allowance back

[open herald]

Who won and what did the winner got

[tight parcel]

he's allowed to spend money for feet enlargement surgery now

[robust furnace]

Would u lose to Magnus In chess boxing?

[exotic kernel]

how do i win this

[cerulean tartan]

11 bishops

[open herald]

wtf bro this is Nasty

[robust furnace]

Assuming the match is already over just make the box smaller not that hard

[tight parcel]

that's what they all say

[open herald]

11 bishops vs one Charlie Birb

Violated

[cerulean tartan]

All of them are ending up in a secret place

[warm ginkgo]

Lmaoooooooo

[open herald]

BrOooooooo

[warm ginkgo]

Yo chill. I got timed out for that pic

[robust furnace]

White king is traumatized

[warm ginkgo]

Delete that

[tight parcel]

i never sent it

[warm ginkgo]

Yeeeee

[tight parcel]

@proven wave you saw nothing

[robust furnace]

Yeah bro nothing happened

[open herald]

Moheit

[robust furnace]

WTF

[warm ginkgo]

TFFFF

[tight parcel]

i'm adding this to my collection

[warm ginkgo]

Its

[open herald]

https://tenor.com/view/okc-gif-2602262566501698827

[tight parcel]

Sorry man

[warm ginkgo]

🔥

[open herald]

wtf is my son doing

He's cheating 😞

[exotic kernel]

ts was so hard to win with

[cerulean tartan]

I just stole it from a random guy and stole all the credit mwahaha

[tight parcel]

oh dam

I bet you Rinqed timed you out

[open herald]

WHAT ARE YOU DELETING

[warm ginkgo]

Dawg

Yeah go ahead and delete this rn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zzzquill (z7z6)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 312 (1248 peak)
Blitz: 110 (453 peak)
Bullet: 316 (1091 peak)

[warm ginkgo]

No proof now 😞

[cerulean tartan]

Most hated fosho

[marsh anvil]

wait i wanted that image

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jaydenchess64

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1103 (peak)
Blitz: 408
Bullet: 363

[finite pollen]

The Bishop sniper attack

[ember blaze]

imagine being sub 2.5k

[warm ginkgo]

WTF

[marsh anvil]

ok granny

[patent patrol]

Best endgamer of all time

[warm ginkgo]

@open herald WTF was that ai doing

[marsh anvil]

u know exactly what it was doing

[robust furnace]

Nf2.

[open herald]

idk opening i think

[robust furnace]

💔

[open herald]

forking

[warm ginkgo]

Lol

[undone delta]

He took the knight 💔

[open herald]

forking the Queen

[warm ginkgo]

Its just a chess term. Lets chill

[tight parcel]

Mentally Unskippable Username

[zinc prairie]

Heads or tails

[patent patrol]

Tbf he did exactly what he was supposed to

[open herald]

Tails

[cerulean tartan]

I like head more

[patent patrol]

I lose a pawn but i get more great moves see thats why we are the best endgamer of all time

[zinc prairie]

I won't snitch on you then

[tight parcel]

"it was all part of my plan"

[open herald]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-smolcat-smolcatcoin-smol-cat-coin-roswell-gif-5927720482554321350

[robust furnace]

This is the bioweapon I made in my basement stop leaking it

[tight parcel]

"I don't know how to make quotes. Make me a quote! - jaring" - Spogy

[tight parcel]

Nuclear fission

[cerulean tartan]

""I don't know how to make quotes. Make me a quote! - jaring" - Spogy" - CharlieBirb

[tight parcel]

is that mr. potato head

[open herald]

Cellular division*

[grand frost]

it is Isaac.

[ember blaze]

that potato has more iq then majority people here

[open herald]

Fission means to blend or to stick together

[azure loom]

Does anyone have tips for reaching 2300?

[cerulean tartan]

No

[open herald]

fuise

[cerulean tartan]

That's fusion

[open herald]

Oh shit I'm uneducated

[ember blaze]

as a 3k elo player just grind endgames

[open herald]

My bad

[cerulean tartan]

Hi uneducated, WE ARE CHARLIE BIRB

[marsh anvil]

step 1 be 2400 step 2 lose some games

[robust furnace]

“Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.”

[tight parcel]

Creating what is known as hiroshima

[open herald]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-aura-rizz-kurkure-murkh-gif-5216243230100800963

[tight parcel]

I'm 3.2k elo

[robust furnace]

WTF

[grand frost]

you know the orville chess!

[azure loom]

How do you improve calculation speed?

[marsh anvil]

blessed gif

[marsh anvil]

practice it a lot

[tight parcel]

so i am entitled to call yourmaster trash

[ember blaze]

play 3 min not 3+2

[open herald]

WHAT?

[tight parcel]

yay

[ember blaze]

and believe your instincts 🙏

[cerulean tartan]

can we hold hands, master?

[robust furnace]

Nothing happened bro

[tight parcel]

yes, and get checkmated in 2 moves

[azure loom]

What's your purpose?

[ember blaze]

nah thas something you would get

[marsh anvil]

what the hell is this question supposed to mean

[tight parcel]

do you want a gold star

[robust furnace]

"When you find a good move look for a better one" -JaydenChess

[azure loom]

Why are you replying?

[tight parcel]

i am 200 elo above you inferior one

[open herald]

https://tenor.com/view/trúboðar-mormónsbók-mormónar-gif-20641411

[marsh anvil]

u did not come up with that quote

[ember blaze]

no ur not son

[marsh anvil]

u asked a question and i answered

[cerulean tartan]

His name is YourMaster, and he is ragebaiting. Could he be....????

[tight parcel]

can you prove that ur 3K?

[tight parcel]

thats what i fkn thought

[azure loom]

It was just too plain

[marsh anvil]

no he just has a good gaming chair

[fluid compass]

"The hardest game to win is a won game"- me

[marsh anvil]

there's no magical sauce to getting good, what do you think the answer was going to be

[ember blaze]

u can check outmy account

[tight parcel]

what account?

Ur onlyfans? ayo

[ember blaze]

chess.com account

[ember blaze]

erm

[marsh anvil]

don't you know... his account. You know, the account that belongs to him. Gosh, it's so obvious!!!

[tight parcel]

yeah you told me. you can check out my account its called MagnusCarlsen

[ember blaze]

🤓

[tight parcel]

he could've at least specified

[light pivot]

This is from a puzzle, I was hoping someone could explain why white wants to play bxg6 here, sacrificing the queen. The computer line doesn’t make it very clear

[marsh anvil]

no man you see you just need to check out his account , it's so clear and easy to do, you just find his account and you check it

[tight parcel]

brother won't link his acc

[marsh anvil]

im on ur side dude

[tight parcel]

ik

[marsh anvil]

computer apparently thinks that keeping the queen but dropping the bishop on d3 is worse than being down 3 points in material

I would keep the queen for the record

[burnt night]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

when no response to kings pawn

[tight parcel]

it is a sacrifice

[marsh anvil]

its so funny when these ppl join im ngl

[burnt night]

in this position black sacrificed

[light pivot]

Thank you. I just found it odd that this was a puzzle, I thought there was some tactic I was overlooking

[burnt night]

THE KING!!!!

[tight parcel]

I'm just mirroring YourMaster. He claims to be an IM he is obviously not so I claim to be Magnus Carlsen

[patent patrol]

Im smokin weed n playing chess

[marsh anvil]

no it's just the computer doing what it does best: an objective evaluation in a position where you need to be practical

[marsh anvil]

u might be the first to do this

please let us know how it goes

[hot elm]

676767676

[quartz crescent]

Hello

[marsh anvil]

yeah lmao

[quartz crescent]

Any wanna see my chess clips?

[marsh anvil]

nice profile picture mate

[quartz crescent]

Anyone?

[quartz crescent]

Thank you! I created it myself.

[tight parcel]

I don't want to interact with this guy any longer so cya

[marsh anvil]

hes not even talking

but bye

[quartz crescent]

So here it is

[tight parcel]

I know.

but still cya

[quartz crescent]

Bye

[tight parcel]

his presence disturbs my soul

[quartz crescent]

Any specific reason?

[marsh anvil]

is this a preset animation

[pastel yew]

me no understand what just happened

[marsh anvil]

it makes sense if you don't think about it

[quartz crescent]

The opponent resigns

[quartz crescent]

I don't know where the animation came from

[pastel yew]

because crazy non understandable things happened

[marsh anvil]

darn

[quartz crescent]

But after I downloaded it it was still there

[quartz crescent]

Wdym?

Okay

[pastel yew]

scholars mate then both queens are out and then fork and then white hangs a piece for no reason

[quartz crescent]

You know scholars mate as well?

Yes that's what I'm doing, I should create a trap before mating

[pastel yew]

yes but I dont do it because its pretty stupid and im 1150 elo

[marsh anvil]

my friend you joined a chess discord everyone here knows it

[quartz crescent]

But if the opponent doesn't see it, I'll just go on with it

[quartz crescent]

Since when?

What about legal mate?

[pastel yew]

forever

easy

[quartz crescent]

Oh I see

[marsh anvil]

dude these are basic stuff

[quartz crescent]

Fuh

[marsh anvil]

fah

[quartz crescent]

Base rank mate?

[pastel yew]

foh

[marsh anvil]

bro

take a wild guess

[pastel yew]

lol

[quartz crescent]

Okay

[marsh anvil]

im sorry

[pastel yew]

wait what about refined back rank mate

[marsh anvil]

fan fiction

[quartz crescent]

Oh it's called back rank?

Not base rank?

[marsh anvil]

yeah its called back rank

[pastel yew]

I did that once and my opponent was horrified

[quartz crescent]

I have more

[marsh anvil]

yeah my friends don't like it when i tell them i imagine them kissing either and they call me the weird one huh

[quartz crescent]

That's also me

[marsh anvil]

bing chilling

[pastel yew]

nono I meant the checkmate pattern

[marsh anvil]

y r they horrified when they get back ranked

[marsh anvil]

first video honest reaction: fahhhhh

[quartz crescent]

Because the king got stuck and was blocked by unmoved pawns

[pastel yew]

because i sacd my queen for a pawn to get it

[quartz crescent]

Nice

[marsh anvil]

fahhh

[quartz crescent]

That's the base rank mate I did

[marsh anvil]

very cool!

[quartz crescent]

I was gonna do the smothered but I was thinking gonna fail

[marsh anvil]

sorry, im a guy, so i dont know how to be supportive online.

[quartz crescent]

So I sac my knight instead

[quartz crescent]

I didn't know you were a man?

[quartz crescent]

Brilliant

[marsh anvil]

rah

[quartz crescent]

Because if the king moves, still mate

[marsh anvil]

its all over

[pastel yew]

yes

[marsh anvil]

yes

[quartz crescent]

If rook captures, rook go to B8

[marsh anvil]

fah

[quartz crescent]

Rook blocks, the recaptured

Then*

[hot elm]

can we lol at bro blundering a piece in 5 moves

[marsh anvil]

@pastel yew can u find the winning move

[quartz crescent]

Move Bishop to F3

[marsh anvil]

sigma

[quartz crescent]

W

[marsh anvil]

mogged novalotl

[pastel yew]

hmm

[quartz crescent]

All I always get was the Scandinavian opening

Never got a single London opening

[pastel yew]

dang took me too long

[quartz crescent]

Lol

[marsh anvil]

what is going on

[quartz crescent]

Blue line box

[marsh anvil]

szczodrze

[quartz crescent]

Wait I realized the pawns

What-

[marsh anvil]

im waiting

[quartz crescent]

Hmm

[marsh anvil]

god i dont even remember what i played myself

this was a year ago lmao

[quartz crescent]

Rook E7

[quartz crescent]

Tysm

[hot elm]

gets worse he blundered back rank mate in 13 moves

[marsh anvil]

prolly like Nxg5

[pastel yew]

ches

[quartz crescent]

Ces

[marsh anvil]

its okay your opponent is meeting expectations

[pastel yew]

for a 600 they survived for very long

[quartz crescent]

Find the game ending idea in videos

[pastel yew]

wth 😭

[marsh anvil]

im pretty sure the move is hxg6 qxg6+ Bg7 Nxg5 Nf6 Rxf6 Qxf6 Qh7+ Kf8 and if Rf1 then Ne2+ Kh1 and Qxf1 is mate so black survives

ok qxf1 isn't mate but its pretty winning

man i didnt come to discord to have to think about chess

what a scam

[marsh anvil]

bro gave himself the brilliant symbol

[marsh anvil]

i used to follow the artist on twitter

[pastel yew]

brilliant opening tactic

to play chess

[marsh anvil]

what tactic bro you just developed a piece

[quartz crescent]

Who?

[pastel yew]

to play chess

[marsh anvil]

the person who drew the image i sent

[quartz crescent]

I see

[marsh anvil]

he's not on the site anymore though he sold his account for 500 bucks to an imposter and everyone liked the new guy better and then he cried about it online and now nobody cares about him anymore lol

[quartz crescent]

My opponent should've moved the queen to G3

Because if he doesn't, it's a mate in 2

[marsh anvil]

dude

[quartz crescent]

What?

[marsh anvil]

i wasnt talking to you

[quartz crescent]

Okay, matey.

[marsh anvil]

i replied to nova bro

[pastel yew]

duderz

[shadow obsidian]

why is my chess talk full of chess?

[foggy raptor]

mini cb comeback when

[pastel yew]

cuz

[quartz crescent]

Because it's about tactics, not random talking

[shadow obsidian]

ban this guy

[quartz crescent]

Off topic is where they talking about stuff

Dude, you can't ban me

[marsh anvil]

chess jumpscare

[quartz crescent]

Any specific reasons?

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fahhhh-meme-fahhh-meme-gif-3373466725816568741

[pastel yew]

bro u not caseoh (although you might look like him)

[marsh anvil]

his name is nick aka nikocado

[shadow obsidian]

bro u know me

[quartz crescent]

The original

[pastel yew]

fahhhh

[marsh anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-sigma-gif-5204788592172591569

chess jumpscare

[quartz crescent]

Let me know in the comments what you think?

[marsh anvil]

in the comments 😭

[quartz crescent]

Sorry

[marsh anvil]

its okay

[quartz crescent]

Got obsessed with insta

No way are you Asian?

[marsh anvil]

no im polish

wszyczy

[quartz crescent]

In my country 89% of them play mobile legends

[pastel yew]

chess jumpscare

[quartz crescent]

WHAT

[marsh anvil]

szczodrze

[quartz crescent]

Nah this game is giving free brilliant moves

[pastel yew]

my favorite opening 🙂

[marsh anvil]

malaysia singapore indonesia phillippines cambodia laos vietnam which one

[quartz crescent]

The country that defeated the Dutch from being owned

[marsh anvil]

sorry im american just name the country

[quartz crescent]

Indonesia

[marsh anvil]

oh

[quartz crescent]

89% have mobile legends

[marsh anvil]

i know a chess friend who live sin jakarta

[quartz crescent]

As favorite game

[marsh anvil]

lives in *

[open herald]

Best Black Opening?

[quartz crescent]

Where?

[marsh anvil]

the bbo (big black opening)

[atomic geyser]

Check out this #chess game: BabyEatingUtilitarian vs mathan18822949 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168484556168

Bruh

[marsh anvil]

maybe you would be 1300 if you spent less time editing nonsense brilliant moves and studied something

[open herald]

Rook for a bishop nah

[quartz crescent]

Opponents resign after losing the queen and the Bishop

[pastel yew]

im getting there soon just wait

[quartz crescent]

What a wasting move

[marsh anvil]

im always waiting

[quartz crescent]

Me too

[open herald]

How is tagt a brilliant

[pastel yew]

but i gotta get to 1200 first

[marsh anvil]

just win

[quartz crescent]

Idk maybe a coincidence?

[nimble arch]

I drew this guy TWICE

[subtle drum]

@forest ether

[nimble arch]

15 moves of petrov theory does that ig

[marsh anvil]

wow hes fugly id have given up and put my pencil away long ago

[patent patrol]

i dont think so

[nimble arch]

I had a better positon at some point ig

[pastel yew]

the queue is mostly bad players so I think i can get to 1200 like tomorrow probably

[patent patrol]

rn im kinda tilting

[marsh anvil]

howd it go

[nimble arch]

that sounds like an effective pfp

[marsh anvil]

have u tried winning

[patent patrol]

Idk still doing it ima do a lichess arena thing

im like 50/50 winlsos

[marsh anvil]

sorry english please no hablo nonsense

[quartz crescent]

Imagine you are losing so you decide to make a drawing move

Over and over

[marsh anvil]

yeah bro grind ranked

[nimble arch]

OOOOH IN THE FIRST GAME WE ALSO PLAYED A PETROV LOL

[marsh anvil]

nerds

[plucky pumice]

too bad i dont have game review recharged yet

[patent patrol]

wtf is the pertorv

[marsh anvil]

how high r u

[nimble arch]

AND WE ALSO BOTH GOT 90+ ACCURACY

[plucky pumice]

cocaine high

[marsh anvil]

e4 e5 nf3 nf6

[patent patrol]

im joking

[marsh anvil]

hi joking im vanity

[pastel yew]

1. b4

[marsh anvil]

holy shit im so funny

[patent patrol]

ya obviously boring robot chess pawn structure 0.00

[pastel yew]

jajaja

[marsh anvil]

latam detected

[nimble arch]

stockfish doesnt play the petrov

[quasi nova]

Won't stockfish only play e4/e5 unless told otherwise

[paper goblet]

find the best move for black

[patent patrol]

leela do

[pastel yew]

bishop takes knight?

[paper goblet]

Bxc3 Qg5

[vagrant ember]

Yay

[pastel yew]

idk

[tawdry patio]

where is that?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)

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Name: Kidsterenc 1 (ELO) GM (kidsterenc)
Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 484 (peak)
Blitz: 401 (402 peak)
Bullet: 462 (peak)

[paper goblet]

wdym idk
they threaten mate in 1 and you have no response?

[pastel yew]

I am thinking

maybe Nh5

[wary token]

I am on a 60 game winning streak

[paper goblet]

Nh5?

[pastel yew]

yes sry lol

[paper goblet]

well yeah
that’s the win that i miss

[mild rapids]

cheater

[wary token]

[jolly ore]

Can't really say that, everyone is innocent till proven guilty

[pastel yew]

is it g6 after queen takes knight

[vagrant ember]

Look

[pastel yew]

no its not nvm

[jolly ore]

I chessmog her boyfriend 😎

[vagrant ember]

How I win

[jolly ore]

You really wanna know how to win? I know a secret, wanna know?

[pastel yew]

ches

[jolly ore]

It's a very simple method

[pastel yew]

just win

[vagrant ember]

Yay

[jolly ore]

The secret is...

Be better than your opponent

As simple as that

[vagrant ember]

Let go

[nimble arch]

you dont have to

[nimble arch]

stop using this app bro

[hot elm]

OH MY GODDD IM TERRIBLE

[vagrant ember]

Why

[jolly ore]

Well you could point a gun at the guy and threaten him let me win or you lose your life

[hot elm]

i got to 700 but i really dont think i deserve it a lot of my wins have been luck

[vagrant ember]

I need a free game review?

[nimble arch]

I already had told you earlier, its depth is horrid so its analysis is inaccurate and the maia isnt a great bot either for human accurate

[wary token]

What do you call luck

[jolly ore]

Luck doesn't exist in chess, only skill, either your better than your opponent or your weaker.

[nimble arch]

lichess.

[nimble arch]

kinda how chess works

[vagrant ember]

How I'm going to know if I have a Move?

[nimble arch]

are you serious

[wary token]

Who the hack cares about brilliants

[twin patio]

If you don’t know without checking then you don’t

[vagrant ember]

Me!

[nimble arch]

do you actually care about improving and learning from your games

because having a brilliant symbol doesnt actually help with that

[shell lynx]

Cc target audience

[nimble arch]

it could say best move symbol and its the same thing

[vagrant ember]

Oh ok

[nimble arch]

lichess is better

[paper goblet]

no?

[nimble arch]

that app can do similar thing with game review and accuracy

[pastel yew]

I realized the consequences of that

[pine kernel]

its impossible to say "rough" 2 times in a row

[rain fog]

can anyone coach me im 1700

[sinful quiver]

big brain bishop move

[pine kernel]

😭

[shell lynx]

Bro just wants us to bark

[pine kernel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mark-roaring-tracksuit-949UvuUyI6DHPlogpL

[shell lynx]

4/10 wobble

[spice loom]

rough 2 times in a row

[spice loom]

you dont deserve a brilliant if youre so obsessed on it...

[vagrant ember]

Why

[hot elm]

yeah but im weaker than my opponents on average lol, barely crawling out wins, im down a piece rn agaist a 600 man

[latent grove]

play chess to play chess not to get a brilliant

[vagrant ember]

But everyone is hunting for brilliant move

[ancient grail]

-168 oof

I feel bad for him

He threw his queen away in frustration

[latent grove]

not really
it's just nice when you get it, they're hunting for improvement

[cerulean pond]

his rtg is provisional

[cerulean pond]

just be lower rated and you will get more

[ancient grail]

Ye ik

He was genuinely playing well though

Until he hung a rook and a bishop

[vagrant ember]

Nah I do this about one time

[ancient grail]

Beautiful mate

[swift tendon]

tunnel vision is killing my elo gains

[ancient grail]

ggez

[near dome]

The pieces look bad icl

[ancient grail]

not really ICBM but it's close

yo I got 1 brilliant

[swift tendon]

can you link the game

[ancient grail]

https://www.chess.com/game/168485527404

[potent mountain]

Guys

I did a brilliant

[swift tendon]

ur opt was drunk or something lol

[ancient grail]

Ye lol

[potent mountain]

2 in my life

[ancient grail]

He mouse slipped

[hot elm]

why you never resign

blundered my knight in the opening and still won 💔

[robust furnace]

1100 elo puzzle

[robust furnace]

Black to Move

[swift tendon]

rook g1

[drowsy sigil]

rg1

then what

[swift tendon]

then he has to take

then biship d5

[drowsy sigil]

rxg1

rg2

[swift tendon]

he can block with knight and pawn but it doesnt stop whats coming

[robust furnace]

Rg1!!, after Rxg1 (Forced)?

[drowsy sigil]

yeah bd5 only recovers material right

[robust furnace]

Correct

[swift tendon]

oh yeah ur right shit

[robust furnace]

I'm 1100 elo and I found the brilliant damn

[keen charm]

Ts not 1100

[drowsy sigil]

probably rg1-rxg1 bd5 bxg2 kg1 rg8 and nh3 or ne2 cant be prevented

so yeah ur right

[robust furnace]

I'm 1100 and his 1200

He also made a brilliant in the opening

[keen charm]

1100s too good these days maybe

[robust furnace]

Nah, I have a 14 win streak rn

I'm prob gonna reach 1200

[swift tendon]

not anymore

[robust furnace]

Or get cooked by a 1500

Cuz my skill match is random

[keen charm]

Where did 1500 come from

[quartz crescent]

Hello

I have chess clips

[robust furnace]

Random nunber

[slow folio]

Faustino Oro’s officially the second youngest GM in history

[swift tendon]

was there a mate?

[timber cobalt]

You must be as swift as the flow of water when flushing and as powerful as the toilet when straining to defecate.

[drowsy sigil]

wow i thought he would be quicker than mishra

[weak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/dahmer-jeffrey-dance-gif-26860725

[quartz crescent]

Look at this one

[quartz crescent]

Find the game ending idea

[slow folio]

he had that chance in February but he didn’t make it

[carmine idol]

i am noob in this chess guys

[robust furnace]

Nxf2 was forced cuz I played Nh3 then preparing Nf2+ but he missed it and didn't prevent it

[swift tendon]

ohhhhh yeah damn

[carmine idol]

i can"t even cross 450+elo

😭

[robust furnace]

@swift tendon

[keen charm]

How old are you

[carmine idol]

32

[robust furnace]

@swift tendon bro got mated in the corner

[carmine idol]

my brain slow

[robust furnace]

😭

[keen charm]

well just look for hanging pieces ig

[carmine idol]

every match i am loosing

[keen charm]

don’t blunder

[swift tendon]

what time control are you playing tanuku

[robust furnace]

Too late to become grandmaster, the best you could do rn is becoming CM after you are in ur 40s?

[carmine idol]

it"s kind of headach

[swift tendon]

@carmine idol what time control

oops didnt mean to tag u

[robust furnace]

I still have time to become GM what about u

[carmine idol]

10 min game i play bro

[keen charm]

He never mentioned about becoming a GM?

And it’s too late for him to even be a cm I believe

If he wanted to try

[swift tendon]

send me ur chess dot com

[keen charm]

How old are you

[undone delta]

Im 18 thanks for asking

[swift tendon]

I didnt mean to reply to you i meant the other guy

[keen charm]

Perfect !

[swift tendon]

im sure u will be gm someday

[undone delta]

Ill be gm next month!

[carmine idol]

tanuku_twitch

[robust furnace]

500-999 rated, yes def

[signal condor]

im a gm in my heart

[carmine idol]

GM means Grand master ?

[signal condor]

yea

highest rank in chess

[undone delta]

Yes

[keen charm]

You aren’t too much far away too lol

[carmine idol]

entir world only one GM will there are mulitple ?

[robust furnace]

I once had a dream where I became a super GM and got awarded personally by Magnus Carlsen and I took a big group photo with the top 50 chess players in the world xd

[signal condor]

2500 classical elo + 3 gm norms

[undone delta]

That happened i was there

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/and-then-he-clicked-send-clicked-send-send-he-clicked-send-spongebob-clicked-send-gif-12668457405118687147

[swift tendon]

@carmine idol you know how the pieces move and thats about it by the looks of it. Watch a few videos on controlling the center of the board and counter attacking

[sinful quiver]

no, G**ning Master

[robust furnace]

No need to censor that word

The only thing you need to censor is j*b

[sinful quiver]

it gets blocked by the server

[wraith trout]

jayden needs a job it seems

[sinful quiver]

but yes ||j*b|| needs to be censored

[sacred rover]

https://tenor.com/view/witty-alien-volen-dyulgerov-alien-gambit-chess-martian-gambit-gif-18156643221135053242

[robust furnace]

Then technically you're breaking server rules by bypassing the safety feature set by this server

[keen charm]

Bruh Afm…..

[sinful quiver]

i am going to six your seven

[sacred rover]

I will kill you I am 1700 bullet on fide online arena

[sinful quiver]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-rook-gothamchess--k01KQNPK3N9CP6T1WK20J016NAQ

[keen charm]

no you won’t lol

[carmine idol]

where to see world ranking in chess

[sinful quiver]

idk ask gemini

[robust furnace]

I'm still young and if I would get a j*b prob something about science cuz I fail all my subjects except English and Science and my English is 100% and Science 90%

💔

[sacred rover]

Hater spotted

[keen charm]

1700 won’t kill anyone

[sacred rover]

Ha ha a redom 900

[hexed oracle]

first time hearing about a 1500 being a coach

[keen charm]

I’m 2100 lol

[sacred rover]

Lol I am 2150 lichess

[wraith trout]

still way better than the average player..

[strange acorn]

he is an afm, that means he is the best

[keen charm]

cap

[sacred rover]

I still beat you

[swift tendon]

stop worrying about rankings and go study! you can be 800 in like 1 hour of studying

[keen charm]

Lichess is shit o

[echo pelican]

how do i get someone banned for cheating

[keen charm]

1400 chess.com?

[sacred rover]

You also

[keen charm]

nice

[strange acorn]

tell your local cartel member

[sacred rover]

Cc is 1800 bullet me

[keen charm]

All you can flex about is your little bullet rating

[sacred rover]

I beat a

CM

[strange acorn]

i beat something everyday

[sacred rover]

Look

[keen charm]

Won by time

[strange acorn]

you posted this pic yesterday too, totally worth the tow hours

[sacred rover]

Shut up hater noob

[keen charm]

And he’s 1600

[swift tendon]

i wish u could force draw a game

[sacred rover]

Lol

[keen charm]

You call me noob? lol

[sacred rover]

https://tenor.com/view/kelly-marie-tran-holding-knife-raising-knife-rose-tico-stan-twitter-gif-6061908606672590514

[swift tendon]

i had like 15 secs left but my opp had 2 mins left and he just flagged me in a forced draw

was so annoying because I couldnt stop him from doing it

[valid wolf]

Hey can anyone tell a chess joke

[strange acorn]

skill diff

[swift tendon]

yeah

[sacred rover]

Yoo

[high violet]

@patent pivot Could I dm for support?

[strange acorn]

chess.com has a report function

[sacred rover]

Yjh

[high violet]

It’s horrible no response 7 days

[carmine idol]

i love this chess game and i hate the game 😭

[strange acorn]

this guy ruined your whole week if you still thinking about him 7 days later after he cheated on you

[sacred rover]

Play minecraft

[hexed oracle]

AFM is shit

[sacred rover]

Who are i don't know

[hexed oracle]

I don't know u too

[sacred rover]

I don't talk to animal such as ducks

[hexed oracle]

yes I am going rn to the Bucharest Grand Prix Rapid

[sacred rover]

He just wanted hit on me

[sacred rover]

What your elo

[carmine idol]

are u playing ?

[hexed oracle]

what does it matter to u, u do not talk to ducks right?

[sacred rover]

What

[carmine idol]

mincraft ?

[sacred rover]

Frrr

[obtuse spire]

Yo

[sacred rover]

Can you accept dm

[obtuse spire]

Yeah

Why?

[sacred rover]

Play

[undone delta]

What was he thinking

[obtuse spire]

Lol.

[signal condor]

maybe he thought it was a skewer?

[obtuse spire]

HE SACRIFICED THE ROOK

[sacred rover]

Oo you don't talk

[hot anchor]

took the king for a run

[undone delta]

Bro he forked my king and queen earlier and didnt take 😭

[obtuse spire]

?

[sacred rover]

You said you don't talk in vc in your profile

[obtuse spire]

Yeah. So

[sacred rover]

What your elo

[undone delta]

Worst decision ever

[opal roost]

Does anyone have a game with me?

[obtuse spire]

580 or smth

[keen charm]

sure

[obtuse spire]

That's for another account though

[sacred rover]

Oo

[opal roost]

Is it ok to dm you?

[sacred rover]

Look at my profile

[obtuse spire]

Can u guess my day streak

[keen charm]

yeah

[sacred rover]

209

[obtuse spire]

No

[sacred rover]

67

[obtuse spire]

No

[obtuse spire]

95

[sacred rover]

Lol

[sacred rover]

You really need help

[olive cloak]

Who's down for 1v1

[obtuse spire]

I don't need help

[sacred rover]

You elo mr skeleton

[obtuse spire]

What's your elo

[olive cloak]

1800

[obtuse spire]

No tha

Thanks *

[sacred rover]

2175 lichess

[olive cloak]

I play on chess.com

[hallow heath]

Pro player over here

[sacred rover]

I have cc account also

[olive cloak]

Okay send link

[hallow heath]

Whats your rating there

[keen charm]

He’s not

🤡

[sacred rover]

In cc i am 1800 as I don't play there i play on chore man no link

[olive cloak]

You want bullet or what

[hallow heath]

Sure mr obvious

[keen charm]

Only 1800 bullet

[grim tinsel]

I connecred my chess acc

[sacred rover]

Bullet ok

[olive cloak]

So how you wanna play

[vast hound]

Hi

[hallow heath]

I like how people use the clown emoji rhetorically

[sacred rover]

My id is back-to-pla

[olive cloak]

That's a song

[vast hound]

Who wants to play rapid?

[vast hound]

I'm noob

[sacred rover]

Frr

[sacred rover]

Ommmygg god big. Person

[sacred rover]

Magnus

[olive cloak]

So

[sacred rover]

By

Sorry ww

[olive cloak]

You will not play

[vast hound]

I want to play chess

[strange acorn]

press the button then

[vast hound]

No

[grim tinsel]

Can i have help pls

[eternal sage]

need chess gf

[nimble arch]

what

[strange acorn]

find a chess bf instead

[eternal sage]

im a boy bro

[strange acorn]

so?

[olive cloak]

💀

[eternal sage]

Hell nawh

[nimble arch]

yeah we kinda knew it was gonna go this way

[eternal sage]

im not gay

[strange acorn]

if you havent tried how do you know

[high violet]

GUYS I JISY HIT 2000 IN BLITZ

LETS GOO

[open herald]

Congratulations, Happy for you

[eternal sage]

why should i?

[high violet]

ty man

[eternal sage]

Cool

[high violet]

tyy

[coral grotto]

You have bragging rights now. Gratz.

[olive cloak]

On what

[high violet]

tyyyy

[high violet]

blitz

[eternal sage]

u do programming?

[high violet]

wym

[olive cloak]

What app

[high violet]

chess.com

[keen charm]

I remember one guy flexing about his lichess puzzle rating

[high violet]

wym

[high violet]

lmao

[eternal sage]

i saw ur github

[olive cloak]

Let's do a 1v1

[tepid zodiac]

Question do yall think eating paper is normal or am I crazy?

[eternal sage]

u are crazy dude

[high violet]

oh yeah i lowk used too

[alpine jolt]

is any one here super good at chess here?

[high violet]

i don’t dev too much anymore

[high violet]

heh. me.

[eternal sage]

same with me

[eternal sage]

definetly not me

[alpine jolt]

yall are devs=

[tepid zodiac]

Broski I was arguing wit my friend he said it’s normal to eat it off a table 🫩🔫

[eternal sage]

im 700 elo

[tepid zodiac]

like are we dead ass?

[alpine jolt]

?

[high violet]

i use a lot of ai now but i feel like that’s the future so its better to work with it not against it

[coral grotto]

GitHub is a versionning tool do it can be used for anything. You can write a frickin book on git.

[eternal sage]

lol u should tell him

[alpine jolt]

you are a dev?

[high violet]

elo?

[high violet]

yeah

[olive cloak]

1800

[alpine jolt]

yo w me too lol

[high violet]

in what mode

[high violet]

nicee

[olive cloak]

Blitz

[eternal sage]

meanwhile me moving into different major

[alpine jolt]

mainly scripter

[vital patio]

Helloo

[eternal sage]

wow

[high violet]

alr when i get home maybe?

[alpine jolt]

you can join my discord server in my bio if you would ike to

[tepid zodiac]

Mind u they don’t wash the damn tables at the mall 🫩

[alpine jolt]

you too rekun

[high violet]

lol yeah sorry bout that

[high violet]

what’s it about

[alpine jolt]

a game i am making

[tepid zodiac]

Yall js eatin sticky gloop and and glup

[high violet]

oh your dev for roblox? i used too

[vital patio]

chill down

[eternal sage]

:v what that is mean?

[vital patio]

fr

[eternal sage]

Btw anyone want to be my friend? i think its good to find friend from other country

[high violet]

i’m kinda rich on roblox 😏

[vast hound]

Who wants to play?

[tepid zodiac]

like yall eatin straight nasty stuff 🫩

[eternal sage]

i think im gay now

[vital patio]

dont care

[tepid zodiac]

also not pretty healthy

[high violet]

😏

[eternal sage]

owhhh

[alpine jolt]

lol

[high violet]

who is this guy

[eternal sage]

Hell nawh

[olive cloak]

What's your elo

[high violet]

😈

[alpine jolt]

i am poor af , js got 3.6k robux

[vital patio]

idk

[eternal sage]

stop it dude

[vast hound]

3656

[high violet]

his names stock fish bro 4000+

[alpine jolt]

😭

[tepid zodiac]

crazy works

[eternal sage]

fr

[olive cloak]

Okay let's move out

[coral grotto]

Stocker Fisho?

[alpine jolt]

do you mind teaching me?

[high violet]

look me up vipczs

[nimble arch]

https://link.chess.com/play/Ccm57J

[high violet]

don’t do it bro

[alpine jolt]

tf is vipczs

[keen charm]

Kinda bad

[olive cloak]

https://www.chess.com/member/Bovtek

[high violet]

my username on roblox

[vital patio]

why tf were talking about roblox in a chess talk go talk in the "general off topic" area dude

[high violet]

ima moon you bro

[alpine jolt]

oh alr

[alpine jolt]

i meant teaching in chess lol

[olive cloak]

Send invite

[indigo knoll]

I just reached 2000!

[vital patio]

i dont give a f

[high violet]

same!

[eternal sage]

congrats

[vast hound]

Congrats

[hot anchor]

Can anyone explain tournaments tab

[nimble arch]

somone else took the link, heres the new one: https://link.chess.com/play/4KDRvR

[eternal sage]

i need chess girl

[indigo knoll]

Nice!

[nimble arch]

you said that already

[keen charm]

…

[high violet]

not impressed huh arnt you 3k

[feral crystal]

Yo guys I’m 1800 rapid should I play jobava London or ruy Lopez

[boreal torrent]

Mid

[eternal sage]

alien gambit

[alpine jolt]

so can you?

[vital patio]

Congratulation u just unlocked the 2000 elo achivement i think thats how u spell it i cant spell

[high violet]

can i wha

[nimble arch]

bro u playing or not

[eternal sage]

kelya?

[olive cloak]

What about you

[vast hound]

I'm not stockfish

[vital patio]

scotch gambit

[alpine jolt]

teach me and help me become better at chess lol

[vast hound]

Let's play on my alt

[high violet]

chess?

what’s chess bro

[brittle jolt]

what rating?

[nimble arch]

im asking you to click the bloody game invite link

[boreal torrent]

2400+

[alpine jolt]

160

[vital patio]

dan

[vast hound]

Teach me chess

[high violet]

yeah i can help you

[olive cloak]

I can fight you

[alpine jolt]

thank you

[alpine jolt]

do we go dms?''

[brittle jolt]

dm me anyone who wants to get coaching , i am 1600 rapid

[nimble arch]

https://link.chess.com/play/e2Eh8L you click here.

FOR THE RITUELL VATSKA YOU DO NOT CLICK HERE

[boreal torrent]

ur gonna be like ur pfp when we 1v1

[vital patio]

free?

[eternal sage]

can i?

[vast hound]

Can't accept

[brittle jolt]

we can talk in dm

[high violet]

later tho nrn

[nimble arch]

why not

[alpine jolt]

alr

[vital patio]

just wanna ask 1v1 in what to be exact

[olive cloak]

What about it

[alpine jolt]

dam you are rich

[vast hound]

Too many challenges to the same user

[alpine jolt]

korblox and headless

[high violet]

[nimble arch]

whats your username

[vast hound]

Enchantedgolden_apple my Alt

[vital patio]

later prob i want to hangout rn

[nimble arch]

they might be ok

[vast hound]

I nub at it.

[alpine jolt]

w bro

[eternal sage]

bro mu g punya teman kah

on mulu disini

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/camman18-minecraft-golden-dandelion-dandelion-flower-gif-9833032701939821190

[high violet]

what’s your game gonna be about?

[vital patio]

g wkwkwk akun gw yg asli kena banned temen2 gw di akun itu semua

[alpine jolt]

called Push Or Fall

[high violet]

yeah

[eternal sage]

infokan server dc soal catur indo/grup apalah itu jir yang g ad boomernya

[robust furnace]

I was cooked until he blundered mate cuz he played Ka6??

[vast hound]

Stuckfish

[vital patio]

g tau bg g pernah cari server indo wkwk

[eternal sage]

yhhh

[robust furnace]

Im so lucky brooooo

[alpine jolt]

you bassicly push off each other in diff maps

[high violet]

are you actually 1 elo

[vital patio]

YOO JAYDEN CHESS FINALLY SOMEONE I KNOW ATLEAST

[nimble arch]

anyone 1800+ down for a game?

[alpine jolt]

i can give you details if you are intrested

[high violet]

sure

[eternal sage]

who tf is jayden chess

[nimble arch]

oh and not me >:(

[olive cloak]

Here goddamn it

[eternal sage]

ik u

[alpine jolt]

have been looking for investor latley

[high violet]

real unknown player i’m known ofc

[nimble arch]

you arent 1800 but ok

[alpine jolt]

i ill drop details in dms

[nimble arch]

what time control

[high violet]

k

[vital patio]

dont remember about ya XD
did we meet yesterday? i have bad memory

[eternal sage]

kasian di lupain

[vital patio]

WKWK

[olive cloak]

Okay let's go

[nimble arch]

time control?

[olive cloak]

Bullet

[grim tinsel]

Im TWEAKING

[vital patio]

5 days

[high violet]

[grim tinsel]

I REVAMPED MY DISCORD CHANGED THE EMAIL CHANGED MY CHESS.COM EMAIL

[high violet]

[grim tinsel]

I DID EVERYTHING AND FOR SOME REAOSN I CANT VERIY IT WITH DISCORD

[nimble arch]

sent

[vital patio]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-cooked-hes-cooked-you're-cooked-ur-cooked-gif-6506674444416174542

is the gif visible for yall? its glitchy for me

[grim tinsel]

This guy is sof unny

Funny i wanna die

[vital patio]

ty

hold on i just knocked over smthng

back

Helloooo anyone here??

[high violet]

no

[vital patio]

ok

[high violet]

blunder

[vital patio]

i think he is rlly dead dude

[cobalt oxide]

Yo

[high violet]

wow

[high violet]

i don’t trust you