#💬〡chess-talk
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Nah ur situation is still funny to me , I respect Sarah tho so I am trynna help
Dude what? How is that short?
I acc thought it was a joke at first Kermit ngl
5 11 is too short bro 😪
its above average but not tall ngl
bro 5 times now chill
Your "help" isn't help at all.
<@&745328830649991179> this guy is advocating bad stuff
Mods don't gaf what's the point
You can always adopt , and I couldn’t walk , breathe properly , stand up on my own , or sit up straight or sleep on my side for 2 months too so I get what u feel , but u gotta look beyond
Where are you?
Valhalla
💀💀💀💀💀
Everyone is 6 4
Advocating that I help Sarah ?
bro i couldnt shihhh for 2 months
Lowkey I don't use Instagram at all but agartha memes from like 2 years ago use to make me laugh so much
Shit bro, I'm out
at one poiunt
Lmao I acc couldn’t
hello
Are you Sarah paddy ?
are you 2 heighmaxxing
Im 22 dawg jts too late
Sure mate
As a 16 year old who adores children and dreams of working with them and raising a family of my own i think you can imagine the heaviness of the diagnosis
Cause from the Help I saw yall give her it looks to me like yall just comforting but not saying anything important
You must be really mature to condemn any other way of assistance lads
does anyone here main caro kann as black?
Your the one who kept calling me Sheldon
It looks to me like you're making fun of her for her situation
And all of a sudden now you've turned over a new leaf
They ad like 2 inches, but i bought them cause they just look so nice
yeah cuz he got pressured
I wear 4inch platform shoes 💔
My point exactly
can we get more backstory on the shoes please 🥀
I feel you , being infertile for example is a big fear , but this still stands gng , if u sink to ur situation instead of going through the gutter u ain’t gon make it
Classic " " truth" is better than being nice" type of guy.
So
This is like offtopic chat rn
Its like, 2023, 2024
How is Sheldon mean lol I wanna keep saying it
Fr
I go into the shoe store, my good friend from years ago now works there
bro u aint that guy stop giving cringy motivation speeches
oh no way, thats crazy
Let me tell you something chess related.
CHESS
I go, hey man, m looking for shoes, he goes, okay, there's the shoes, I buy the shoes
Scroll up and show me where , except if calling her Sheldon is making fun of her diagnosis to you
And this is genuinely real , he gives me, 50 percent off, staff discount
does anyone main caro kann? 🥺
casualmaxxing
And the boots still last today
U ever had health issues gng ?
So, shoe maxed
i played it a few times
respectfully I don't think a guy can talk about woman's health
yeah erectile dysfucntion💀
do you know good theories
Fr?
nope
Can we prepose a trade?
Turn off Discord, and I'll do the same
no im joking
anyone higher than my elo up for a match of chess?
Paddy why r u so obsessed with me bro , I already told u I ain’t mad at you
If u have ed unde the age of like 60 then just wtf are u doing
Sure
what's yours ?
hmm sorry can't compete
Because you're being disrespectful, and I don't stand for that
yes
i agree
user
Anyways, let's move on. This is annoying. Take it to DMs
Why do u look like kai cenats Asian friend
So male gynaecologists are a joke ? 🤔 oh and let’s not ignore that I am talking about getting over health issues , and not YOUR issue in particular it’s a general topic
how do you even achieve this
What is blud arguing about 😭
What the-??
why are you 5ft 11
im 6'7
Cause I'm too short ✌
yeah yeah who isnt
Paddy you are mad that I am being honest , I said like 100 times I am not trying to be disrespectful, so I don’t see where u going
@dawn plaza you still wanna play?
Stephen Curry type height
male gynecologists go to college and actually become experts in that field
Mhm
this argument is stupid icl
I am just trynna tell Sheldon to lock in and she mad I ain’t a woman
I wanna be a gynecologist
Just respond to everything he says with "Okay mate"
I've never really bothered to ask but what does icl mean?
I can’t lie
Oh
no way u man are still arguing its been 43hours chillllllllllll
Im not a gynecologist but I am a health care professional in training salute
We gotta be experts to tell smb to go through their struggles instead of being crybabies 🙏
man is the pawn REALLY that important
"when i see red, RUN" ahh thumbnail
Who said I was being a crybaby bro
Bup, leave it be
Proof
This shit lowkey pmo
That’s what I originally replied to up there and yall frying me😭
His thumbnails are so ass
Lad was talking about some “ I am burned out and went to college at 11 😔
bruh I said I was burned out and people started asking questions
And Mr DrUmar Nihil over there start talking about it’s all gonna be alright
so PEAK
You're so funny. I might call you Ryan Reynolds
what are u on about
Who
loooooooool
You said something about death it's right there.
So yall mad I told her to suck it up 😭😭😭
any one dawn to play?
@steep dragon this guy is so brainrotted
Sure
chat I'm so over this mature or stfu
elo?
i flunked out of college and i’m doing ok for myself. we can only encourage people to do the best they can :)
Just block him y'all
Elo?
U weren’t even in chat when we were talking about this what r u on
1300
Appreciate you paddy
user
professional arrow drawing
bro all ik is that u said u couldnt breathe for 2 months which is just nonsense
SpellChessGPT
I understand the suck it up attitude but it just wasn't the time or place for that
nice 👍
I hit 400 elo +O+
Look up aftermath of open chess surgery , and ask it if you got problems breathing , lmk
Once again. block him, and leave it alone. We're making everyone feel annoyed, and Sarah might be feeling convicted

Chess surgery
sent
<@&745328830649991179>
yeah
Damn it
I double down on this
750
not tuff
You aren’t to convince anybody about their life bro 😭😭😭
tuff you destroy me
💀
YES WE WON
I never said I wanted to die anyway
do u want to play?
Guys I just wanna face reveal before bed someone give me img perms so I can sleep
DIE DIE DIIIIIIE
okay
dm someone then they can post it or smth
Thanks tennisdude
verify
He's probably about to DM me lmao
Your elo?
2200 blitz
Verify?
MY BEST BRILLIANT
<@&745328830649991179> this guy is breaking rule 1 and 3, and he says he's doubling down.
Holy-
Congrats 
He's been locked out. We won
He's already been locked out of the server
Elo?
Can u explain this pls
1900
Why is it so good !
I don’t get it
Thanks dark you're a real G
I play rapid bro
Finally back to chess talk guys 🥹
well then im 1800 you got a shot
major respect to anyone who stood up to steven
basically he has to take because either way i swarm his king
What's your elo 
Nah, just kidding. What's your favorite opening?
Noo This is high man
Just what I do
1250 national rating, Italian opening
queen's gambit 2.0: gambit the queen
Ok then
Dead Monkey Variation
It's just about being nice to each other. Men like him don't get it.
i love the evans gambit
Oh, I didn't know you'd actually gave me your rating 
I think I'll have to go for the Scandinavian
sarah you think queen's gambit 2.0 is good? democracy gambit is even better
User pls
Leading to checkmate I assume?
whopsiess
how about dictatorship gambit
what if be6
Check out this brilliant rook sac
































































1. d4 d5 2. g3 Nc6 3. Bg2 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bf5 5. Nf3 e6 6. O-O Bd6 7. Re1 O-O 8. Nh4 Bg6 9. Nxg6 fxg6 10. e4 dxe4 11. Nxe4 Nxe4 12. Rxe4 Qf6 13. Be3 Rad8 14. Rh4 e5 15. Qg4 exd4 16. Bg5 Qxf2+ 17. Kh1 Rde8 18. Bd5+ Kh8 19. Rxh7+ Kxh7 20. Qh4#
no, just sac the queen
low-key proud of my elo because last tournament I played at was against 1800 and 1900 players
unrated brochichious
whats goood
I played at an FIDE tourney recently
Still waiting for my rating to be revealed
why am i locked out
Appreciate any thoughts but I think I did well
You aren't though
😭
I've played a couple fide, but not enough games to get a rating
Idk m8
comes out at the end of the month
good afternoon everyone or whatever time of day it is
OKAY i win +1 if i lose it's -140 no thanks
morning technically for me, almost 2am
I played five rated players. I won't know my rating until the 14th
and he sacrifices THE ROOOOOOK
dang why you still up
They just said one month lol
3am here
😂😂
I've only played like 2 rated players I think 🥲
road to 400 ❤️
Ask steven
19:49 here
Oh wait, he's locked out 😼
I hope I did good. I beat three of them, lost one, and tied one
That's why I told you no at the beginning.
06:20 am here
you can do unrated
We did all of that 
Yes we did
does anyone want to play a rapid game
You will not lose against me anyway
Hmmm, quite higher rated than me...
unrated?
What's a solid opening for black?
Nah, it's just, you'd probably beat me
I do that because i know how to save my queen from danger levels
Hmmmmm
learn all the theory
12-1400?
i like scotch or sicilian
scotch is white opening
do u want to play?
Imma try sicillian
whats ur elo?
time control?
15 10
alright
user?
ok
go sleep man
I'm under no obligation to listen to you
city boy 😮
jeez, I was just saying it cuz it's late. Do what you want to do lol
Why y'all gotta be so sensitive nowadays
I meant that ironically should have clarified
1250
dont play sicilian play something easier
maybe caro kaan for e4 and kings indian for d4
im back
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Aw Sicilian is goated tho
taimanov and kalashnikov are my favourite
no one cares...
Man i always get messy w caro kaan
I like french defence but thats after e5
French defence 💔
Chess players have diff kinda humor😭
cl im so boring with the french i just exchange
Damn Paddy this Steven guy really sounds like a mean dude 🤔
$1.90 for a days worth of food
@rich tulip no way this guy is back
Who
bro arent u his alt
Who’s alt bro I just joined
that 6'6 guy who couldnt breath or sum his name was steven as well
Hai Ryan Reynolds
I love french when it's advanced variation, if the opponent just captures the pawn the basic setup gives u a pretty neat game w open filess
Hi
That guy, right there, nuke him
I am quite a handsome fella
Man I wish I was 6,6
6'6 big foot
Aaaaand bai bai
6'6 is crazy tall😭
hi Mohit
could you check if @rich tulip is an alt of @shy yarrow ?
im getting cooked by u
They're no longer in the server
Team gukesh or team sindarov?
i have no idea what i am doing tbh
My flair speaks for itself
the idea with Ra1 and a4 wouldn't even remotely cross my mind
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
alright, thanks
@brittle iron you're the reason my chess.com account was banned, you're the real cheater here
its so bad ik
Oh what a dirty trick, I assumed that after white gets opposition he could pre move Infront of the pawn 😭
Take it to DMs 
lol
Premove exists gng
I'm thinking of Rh6 Ne7 Rb6
but this whole a5 might be scary down the line
But chess.com doesn't ban someone for nothing and please do not accuse others of cheating.
What was your account name?
Pawn g4
astrathechessplayer
if you cheated u get banned
i think a6 and my attack is thwarted
is steven seriously back
my accuracy was 79.2
I don't know... they only have a rating in bullet
U never know
RUSTY
surely they have nobody’s perfect
the mods here are goated ngl
🙏
They do it sometimes, yeah
i'm just going to create a new account
thanks a lot chle
W idea
Assume the kings were moving side to side starting from a4 a6 and you had opposition so you go Infront of the pawn if he intentionally loses opposition and you keep going side he gets opposition, a dirty trick for time trouble pre moves
Contact our support team here
!support and then appeal. Making a new account without permission will get you banned again. Also when you appeal for a second chance be honest.
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Im 400 elo idk how opposition works
can you just unban me now due to false positive
No, they look at the games to confirm suspicions
No. Reports don't directly lead to account closures whatsoever
Sophisticated robots
So how could there be false positive, maybe cheating in a different game? Cause I assume they don't just check the game reported for?
They can't reveal the details of their methods because that kind of information allows people to get around them
They very politely ask the player if they are receiving outside assistance
Yes, this 
And what does a player say 👀
oh ok
They tell a trusted adult
I am not 12 years old gng 🥀

It's probably statistical, not playing as you normally do
It's their word claiming it's a false positive. Most people claim something like this if they don't want to take accountability
I'm not suggesting chess.com is perfect either because a 100% rate of success is basically impossible to maintain on such a large site. It's close to 100% however
you cant get around them. They make the program who detect every move by computer and check how you play ,how many games you win,how many you lost how you win it there any blunders in the game do you put yourself in bad position and immediatly play non human moves it a lot of details
Which you can't get around cause your normal play doesn't lead to wins which is why cheating occurs
wait what if like the player looks at the engine for few moves where they think they need it and play by themselves later on?
My man mohit long time no see
can they still be caught
Cheating
how does chess.com know if you looked at engine for 1 move 
some plqyers play 3 best move by engine and still got banned
Yes. It's been so long haha
they know. They see all patterns
They won't unless it's at a point it's statistically improbable
but it could also be like thinking for a long time and then playing good move
Which is much fewer cheats than you think to detect
Yall might get banned just by talking about it
wait what?? why
Cus it sounds suspicious
hi
Hello
okay if you thinking for a long time it not cheating
you cant be banned for that
broddy are you curious or asking for advice 🤣
Yes you can if it sounds like you're plotting why wouldn't they ban you
Well this is not a place where you can discuss how someone can get away with cheating. So yah change the topic please
They don’t
I'm almost at my peak
how will they know what i am thinking?
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 952 (956 peak)
Blitz: 408
Bullet: 363
hi
In that case, how to blunder less? Mohit wisdom required.
@steady moon hello whoever ninja reacted to me
Because you're talking about it
Yea exactly
good game
15+10 really proves my impatience
i should really stop scrolling through instagram
u move so quickly
nice nice
well played tho
thanks, you too
i couldn't stop worrying about the queenside attack lol
Safety check before every move
blunder ❌, lose on time ✅
oh man how do I improve my chess 😔
fr how do i get 300 elo
i ask that question every da
rook sac
play slow tcs. also youll get faster at it
do I just have to like play a lot of games?
apparently my knight maneuver to b5 was inaccurate
and it would have been better to place it on c4 lol
whats ur elo
is that efficient
243
Focus on the fun and improvement so the rating will follow!
that’s what i did
man thats boring
i cant believe we catseled queen side only to move the king over
my rapid is almost 1800, my blitz is 1800, and my bullet is almost 2200
You don't like chess? 
eh
get a coach
Alright alright
my daily is 1100 tho lol
random bullet 2200
polar bear in arlington ?
maybe it becomes more fun the more you know. I enjoy it more than staring at nothing yes
winning the bishop for the rook still isnt a good trade
my tips is too play opening you understand ideas like where your pieces go ,where to attact etc. Think before every move think about what you want and what your opponent want.You can check other tips at #1039982616159465595
I honestly find bullet more easier
it’s checkmate lol
because you dont have to worry about openings i guess
oh what
idk
your attack seemed scary and i didn't want to risk it
a pawn really surprised me
ended up on a7 after all
what about Qa6, Qb7 btw?
yeah my highest rating is bullet too but not by 400 elo
and less thinking lol
do u wanna play and i can tell u where u make mistakes
is fun to play
sure if you want, i am garbage tho lol
less thinking? more and fast thinking
wwhat
after Queen d8 id be stuck
what do coaches do
you dont need coach
Qc8, Qd8 by Black suggested by engine
gives it 2.2
oh
Ne6 😭
what is this
Re8, running into the fork
Guys asking how to reach x hundred, I think not blundering in one move and developing pieces can get you close to 1000
what should i do then
i wanted to put my knight on an outpost
just play games and think before every move
no, the top engine line
wait what..😭
I told my 300 elo friend about safety checks and he reached 900 in a month
what is your elo
okay
1920
wdym by thinking?
why everyone here a pro
whats ur user
what do I think about
High889
im really bad at chess lol
im even worse
keep playing and looking back at ur mistakes
okay
i mean that you check what opponent can capture do the opponents have any forks,pins,checks etc. Do you have undefended pieces
BRO
take the pawn on a7 and sac the bishop on e8,
that's why it is +3 😭
😭
oh is that all?
i wouldnt have found that cl lol
Anyone here 1000 in blitz??
yes
Yeah before you play the move imagine you're the opponent and look for tactics
i didn't see it either
curious about the game review and it revealed that line
Guys pls listen I need help i am 500 in blitz I have scl tournament in 2 weeks our scl best is 1000 I want to see how far I am...
Time issues aside easy 1400, if you follow this. I'm 1900 and blunder my queen in one move regularly
hopefully we can re run another game another time
nobody can really give you a satisfactory answer to this
how am i doing rn
oh sorry
good
what do you think a top player thinks about when theyre playing bullet/blitz
they dont think, they just move
I reached my peak
nothing wrong so far
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Blitz: 408
Bullet: 363
get to 1000 today
so I make mistakes later
you're already 1800+ right? im not sure if dogmatic thinking frameworks will be more help than harm atp
Not enough time tho I got school
oh ok
oof rip
you just need to play, analyze a lot, build pattern recognition and intuition
holy goated.
Mostly pattern recognition at play, even in longer formats
yeah g4 seems pretty aggressive and sometimes them moves mess u up later @simple spade
ok thanks
I played a game and I sacked my rook and won with a smother mate
Anyone 1000 in blitz
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1843 (peak)
Blitz: 1901 (peak)
Bullet: 1803 (1814 peak)
w peak sitting
they think about chess.
No sorry
rook to f6 is the best opening
itll all fall apart here soon
should I learn openings?
Yes
traditional approaches to positional play, with terms and definitions and whatnot, can help you store and connect ideas in your mind
yeah at 1800 learn some theory
is it hard?
but nobody really thinks like that. they just explain their thinking like that. anyway gl
Geometry dashers, which color do you choose for stereo madness 1st coin?
yellow
i choose rook f6
blue?
Mmm
Depends on the opening but usually not really
Why do people have similar bullet, blitz and rapid ratings, mine is 550, 1400, 1900 😭
green is most efficient no
yellow is most efficient
i always try to make mine all the same so it looks nice
oh good point
I just hit 1900 blitz!!
aww my breakfast
nice
Mine is 1k bullet, 1.2k blitz and 1.6k rapid
I went back to 1800 from 1895 🥲
u forgot orange
Ahhh I see mb gng
Im worse than you
Okay I’m newer to chess and apparently abysmally bad can someone please explain why this is a draw I’m so confused
what about purple
Just stalemated this guy
okay?
Oh and I forgot purple too
um why
And it's not like I don't play blitz I have more blitz games than rapid, i think it's easier for me to reach 2000 rapid before 1600 blitz
What place do you wanna be rebirth?
5
9
8
Witty Alien
I went from 1811 to 1650
oh 
i went from 1888 to 1670
just dont even jump
Updated
We're similar
i always have to tilt before i reach a new peak
Bigger the pick harder the fall
Same
i'm almost done with my homework
woooooohoooooo it's only 4am
I see
guys how do I improve my rapid?
Not chess!
only 6% draw?!
that was very obviously a chess board
i don’t like drawing, i always try to play for the win
bro was drawing arrows and everything
Best opening on the stereo madness chessboard
Maybe a newer version of chess?
yes
i thought you'd know those kind of things
oof rapid, i hate playing rapid cause when my opponent takes forever it messes up my mental
How much endgame should you know for a 1900? I haven't quite updated my knowledge since I was 1200
We play old chess here. Not the new one!
u wanna see arrows ill show you arrows
shud i read everything there
i never studied end game
We're not similar in this case, ngl, I love classical OTB
Not everything. Just what you want to know
And what is there for your rating
that's chessphobic bro, you should use inclusive language
xenophobic mods in the big 26
Really? Intuition or chance in theoretical positions?
yeah my brain can only think fast
then think fast for longer times
intuition and if i lose i just look at my mistake and try not to do it in the future
In Germany we don't say
No no no. No one will talk about the new chess games that can fly and crash down on the ground. I will always love my knights!
that’s too much brain power for me
I wish I had photoshop or meme maker to make geometry dash chess bots
is bro ever gonna finish this thought
Idk why but I play much better OTB than Online
Nope, he tryna ragebait ig
a crow caws but a rooster crows
































































1. e4 e6 2. Nc3 Qh4 3. Nf3 Qg5 4. Nxg5
oops wrong replyh
How would you rate your happiness
3
4
1
♟️
Do you got to a club often cause for me it's the opposite, if I haven't in a while I get rusty otb
On The Boardwalk?
can anyone evaluate me and tell me which opening I should play? 🥺
play 1. Ke7
Regardless, how many positions do you know studied or not. Would you know what to do at rook and pawn vs rook?
thats not possible 🙁
Kxe8#
what's your chess.com username?
depends on the exact position but maybe like 60% of the time yeah
Hello guys
Is that like the highest level of endgame you kind of know what to do and recognize it's winning/ drawn? If not what
trick question, there is no kings in this scenario so white wins as it is their turn first and black has no king
i'm finally done making the worksheet for my lesson i have to give in 4 hours
sadge
i mean... it's progress and reason to be happy:
you've finished some work
i’ve played a lot of games so most of my chess skill is just memorization, if someone plays randomly against me i’ll prob lose
I ran out of time, why is this a draw?
i'm not nearly done with all the other things i had to get done like the day before yesterday
i think iits because white cant mate black
Insufficient material
as if you don't know
?
oh wait he doesn't know
what
What do you mean I have a pawn promotion
are you black?
if you run out of time but your opponent doesn't have sufficient checkmating material it's a draw, not a loss
No him, you're the one who ran out of time
No I'm white
and black ran out of time
Huh?
good to know
But fr tho why Insufficient material
Im Asan too
if you are white and you ran out of time its not a draw
Confusing
Nope
Wdym?
im asaian too
i have accomplished getting one of every move
Nice
just hit my peak rating and i missed mate in one..
still won the game but like
Breh
ouch
What's your rating?
1820
5000
Is there like set up your own 960 chess? just like football both players submit their lineups in secret
is london system a good opening?
Im 1811 peak but currently I'm at 1657
i was just in the 1600s a week or so ago
Hell no
went on a crazy win streak, and usually thats where i fall back down again
people say black can't do anything about it so is it like mega knight
play jobava london instead
but i stayed consistent and now im at my peak
ngm_rg is being mean but yes its decent and easy to learn
Play 1.e4
why not
hes salty cause he loses to it
1820 blitz damn, i thought rapid
guys im losing my mind and my confidence in chess
Time to take a break
good job youre learning
blitz and bullet is more easier than rapid for me
maybe its just me
bullet with voice move is peakest of peak
yeahhhh im a blitz player
Im a 1.d4 hater
Good advice
blitz has really helped me under pressure
(only opening ik)
nobody can beat me in voice bullet
Ayy aint no gain if no pain
voice bullet?
Is this the beginning of the chess arc or is this the end of it
Yeah but the more frustrated you are, the more you tilt
bullet but you have to use this
this is very true
hey I just finished shakespeare's romeo and juliet 🙂
im sure i could beat ya
😠

Imagine screaming at the pc in time pressure 
I just need someone to helpp me bro 😓
B5!!! B6!!!!!! B7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B8 QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
i think some people with disabilities do voice chess right?
Anyways, i gtg study
BD3XH2#!!!!!!!!!
like if they cant move their arm
Cya
probably
otherwise who plays voice chess 😅
people who want funnies fr
guys i just got my first smothered mate
BISHOP TO D3 YOU STUPID CLANKER!
nice 😄
I actually jumped for joy
Wdym
isnt that just chess960
where all the backrank pieces are scrambed
soo chess 960
Fischer Random Chess, also known as Chess960, is a variant created by Bobby Fischer in 1996 to eliminate the advantage of memorized opening theory
is that what that is?!
yes
It does
holy peak
But kinda hidden
gukesh vs sindarov but its chess 960
actually mr fischer, you can still get an advantage with memorized opening theory if you memorize an opening for every possible position
I bet nobody plays it though. would never find a mathc
Yeah it takes much longer to pair
That's ch3ss960
cheese nine sixty
If anyone wants to play lmk
Ok
I'm 650 elo
I'm probably gonna get 1k by the end of the week tho
why are these so good and so funny
Ok let's play please go easy on me I'm noob
You literally have the 1200-1399 role
What's your username
Believe him, I've beaten blundermaster like 3 times
Alright wtv
Thegreatestblundermaster
I'm like 99.9999% sure this is a trap but sure
Seriously, I haven't played chess for 2 weeks now
I'm rusty
He identifies as 100 elo gender
Ok
You cool with Rapid
Sure
Ok I'm gonna send the challenge now
Okay
I identify as GM
Im CM
I sent it, says waiting for you
C- master
Is it rated?
🙏
No
Okay accepted
Never been so relieved for a stalemate
Dude
WAIT that guy wasnt trolling????
What the fck
I had scholars mated him a round before
This is our fifth i think
Glad too now the score's even
This is the Chess.com profile of shiftylicky. Take a look!
Name: Rimny (shiftylicky)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1298 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)
Pls bring me back to 1285 bullet
You played well gg
best chess youtuber
GMhikaru
Hire a coach
I'm watching the slowrun already
learn evans gambit
Hi
on cc
hello
Evans gambit so good ngl
I actually don't practice any gambits, good idea
Hi
No dont do gambits
LMAOOO
Its better if you study (sound) openings you can get to often
Who is the highest elo person here?
me and bortnyk are pretty close
guys help me
I've just played a 10|0 game and it was really sloppy
I kept missing Rxf6 'cause I thought it wouldn't work
Some mods maybe, but shouldnt ping mods
Awww thanks
me 
Sorry gang
(for legal reasons, there’s probably someone in here higher rated than 1200)
hi
hi
hi
how are you
I am good, How are you
exhausted
Hi good, how are you
hello
which is a problem because my WHAP exam is tomorrow
players with the attacking style, how do you not get tunnel vision on a checkmating attack and forget about just winning material
Nice avatar
goog goog
i’m not, i’m getting a 5 on WHAP trust 
This is the first time I’m texting here and i need some help with my chess account
can't be that hard right 🥹
True
I made my account with username and password. But idk how i got logged out from my account. But now im unable to login to my account with username. Any help?
hello gd player
considering that i’m taking AP physics 1, APUSH, and AP calculus AB next year, it really isn’t
hello
Make winning material your main target, but if there is a chance at a mating attack go for it.
oh are you a freshman
why is there such a stark difference between normal curriculum and ap
or sophomore
take bc lwokey
im a sophomore
Lmao just got ignored in chess chat
cuz normal cirriculum is super dumbed down for noobs
i keet trying to find mate here after Rxf6 and rejected it because there was nothing but it was the best move
I only took geography yet 😄 should get 5 on macro
so AP is just classes you can take in school?
high school courses that offer college credit but theyre a bit harder
Saudi Arabian Gambit>>>
we don't really have such options or at least not like AP
I'm Ap English
it's more like prep for a competition about a subject or you have to get in some specialized high school first
only??
so literature?
whatever it is man idk
how hard is ap math
Very hard
ap calculus bc its one of the hardest
in my school there’s actually 4 course types: on level, Pre-AP, AP, and dual credit (which collaborates with lone star college)
Hello differentiation
hello integration
pre-ap its just honors or wha
AP statistics is pitifully easy, AP Calculus BC is difficult
Bruh guys how come Ive liked the same dude for all of hs he graduated now and I havent seen him since yet he still lives in my mind rent free 💔 also worse is he plays chess so everytime I play chess it triggers memories
Have you tried resetting your password?
will hopefully take those courses
pre-ap is offered from 6th grade to 10th grade where all classes become AP or DC, except for electives
hes not even a 2000 in chess why am i fixated
specialized math schools here makes you prove complex inequalities at grade 8 or so
you shouldve confessed 🥺
if i do well in alg2 hon ill try to skip to calc bc
Anyone want to play with me
like if you don't know this, you don't have a chance of solving them
idk...
everybody should take AP statistics if their school offers it, it’s easy for AP standards but still gives college credit, and statistics is useful in the majority of fields
nahh i could never dont have the courage 😭
Can we have a battle?
That's my step for either junior or senior year
I mean game
it's gonna follow you for few years 😔
someone muted me idkk why
its hard to get over with it
maybe
i have never solved an equation with more than 1 sigma in it
we have a national exam for college and the top class of the top school requires 29.33/30 (yes, the exams are very difficult)
This is the Chess.com profile of optimusprime090807. Take a look!
Name: Pavel Strelchenko (optimusprime090807)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1939 (peak)
Blitz: 1862 (1900 peak)
Bullet: 1540 (1562 peak)
that is inequality bruh
you gotta prove sth
which country do you live in?
i'm not gonna tell you
3 min.
I already do that
okay...
Ok
the geometric sum here is for 5th graders
like 3^1+3^2+...+3^100
his bio says Asia so i’m gonna assume india because the JEE is a hard exam
italy?
his roles say asia
29.33/30 makes me stressed af because the median score is roughly 50%
😏
do y'all learn 3D space with vectors and stuff in the US
yeah we have to find a point on a sphere to minimize the distance...
the normal curriculum here already touches on integrals
i haven’t learned 3d vectors yet but i have learned 2d vectors and they are pitifully easy
I'm like 2.4 GPA
i’d be a high 3 GPA but i’m autistic and cannot complete 100% of my assignments for the life of me and my grade suffers because of it
if you want to score 100% in math, you have to know the integral of sqrt(1-x^2) (which they do not teach at all)
hmm
i haven’t learned integrals yet but i’m doing that next year in calculus
I have a friend that is 0.4 gpa
that aint possible
delete friend 
Possible lmao
i’m in choir and PE which are free 100s, idek if it’s physically possible for me to score a 0.4
ggs
is he gonna work in mcdonalds
@oblique dagger new gd gif dropped bro
Gg ( can you rate my game ? )
for your level, like a 6-6.5
he does track ran a 10.8 100 recently
he gonna earn millions
Out of 10?
Likely
?
beginning was good, middle was funky, end was kind of bad
He's a Freshman
yep
be good friend with him
fr
beg for money later👍
Thx for review
Anyone want to play with me
Wtf
I'm faster than him tho my pr is 10.6 I'm a sophomore
keep playing more, youll get to 1000
and he gotta graduate too
and otb tourneys
drop.\ school
Wind Assisted
id be surprised if someone had less
Thx for suggestions
0.4 gpa is a crazy achievement
My scholarship 💔💔💔
the school chromebook trend...
LMAO yeah
what do you think
nice
“the F students are inventors” proceeds to do the literal opposite of invention
average gotham gte game
nah thats fr
its not that bad
i need to find that sacrifice but i keep thinking it wouldn't work so that's why
RISK IT
the GREEK GIFT
obviously i miscalculate cause the engine says i'm wrong
what’s y’alls best sacrifice
.
tge king
He's an athlete and scouts went crazy to get him so
a knight sacrifice against a 2300 in online blitz rated uscf tourney
@pseudo bolt
i once sacrificed the queen 3 times in a single game
what happend to her
my rating will skyrocket
what about that
blitz dont matter
check the image
its extra
even if u are like 2500 in uscf blitz you dont get NM right
@pseudo bolt

honestly the rook sacrifice is the best move
Qh5 follow up
opp cant prevent mate
i had tunnel vision on mate and thus not played this
what about Rxf6?
yo

