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[trim bough]

what elo

[small jungle]

Winnable tbh

[ionic bobcat]

Missing m1 is real bad

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ryan Godse (ngm_rg)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1657 (1811 peak)
Blitz: 1262 (1565 peak)
Bullet: 1058 (1277 peak)

[proper glade]

lmao nah i was just saying idk wut i did there lmao '='

[jade relic]

@trim bough

[trim bough]

u 6 elo lower than me

[orchid sedge]

i mean then black will make progress in the meantime, i feel like its way too slow

[slate tendon]

I feel so submissive bye bye

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-wait-what-gif-9000717621307637538

[proper glade]

everyone enjoys mating with black

[orchid sedge]

i offered a draw and opponent accepted it in the game after bc4 xd

but yeah black has a hard time surviving if you analyze it

[signal snow]

It's not slow, black can't make any progress all black can do is wait in this position

[small jungle]

Najdorf vibe position

[slate tendon]

NO I MEANT IN CHESS DUMBAHH

[jade relic]

Yh, btw what's your standard fide rating?

[slate tendon]

[proper glade]

someone coachhhhh meeee

[jade relic]

I said nothing to prove myself as a dumbass

[slate tendon]

😭 sorry

[trim bough]

dms

[proper glade]

WHY DID U CALL HIM AS A DUMBASS

[orchid sedge]

it was 2000 in peak 😔

[jade relic]

Trust me bro, just look for hanging opponent pieces and get upto 700 elo

[orchid sedge]

it was an english 😔

[slate tendon]

SORRY IT WAS PURE FRUSTRATION OKAY?

[jade relic]

Ooh, nice, im 1414

[orchid sedge]

i mean i guess yeah, but white has more active plans

[proper glade]

nah calling someone dumbass hell nah

[orchid sedge]

good for you

[tall bobcat]

Yeah why so TOXIC

[jade relic]

Thanks, im looking to increase it this month, in classical tmt on 18th May

[small jungle]

How vro

[slate tendon]

BRO 😭😭 I SAID SORRY OKAY

[obtuse wagon]

I just played the greatest game of my life

[jade relic]

It's ok bro dw

[tall bobcat]

I forgot elos exist and I thought you said you were one thousand years old and I was like wtf

[obtuse wagon]

we both had 4 long pawn chains

[tall bobcat]

Chess makes you live the years of your rating

[jade relic]

Get some sleep, you've played too much chess

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-stare-lmao-neutral-face-not-funny-gif-23051909

[ionic bobcat]

Quick puzzle: Which side is winning?

[jade relic]

So magnus lives 2882 yrs

[zinc marlin]

white

[tall bobcat]

It's noon by me 😭 I don't wanna take my nap!!

[jade relic]

I will tho, it's 22:35 pm

[orchid sedge]

i mean white is slightly better no?

e4 followed by f4 prob?

[tall bobcat]

Thank God Magnus will love forever

[ionic bobcat]

It's the hippo defense?

I think

[tall bobcat]

Hippos played chess and made a defense is crazy

[jade relic]

live* you really need to rest

[tall bobcat]

MFS were BORED in the 1600s

[vast ridge]

I just reached 2900 bullet

[jade relic]

Nice

[vast ridge]

not lying btw

[ionic bobcat]

What is bro doing

[tall bobcat]

Best chess player

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 908 (948 peak)
Blitz: 639 (800 peak)
Bullet: 420 (peak)

[vast ridge]

look guys

[jade relic]

I take this back

[tall bobcat]

Peaking

[vast ridge]

oh

[proper glade]

what color are violets

[vast ridge]

violet

[tender phoenix]

Purple

[tall bobcat]

Purple

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-an-iq-too-high-an-iq-too-low-smart-dumb-gif-8165603809975699407

[orchid sedge]

kinda, you play h3 and a3 in the hippo tho

[vast ridge]

Yes

[orchid sedge]

it looks like some weird cow opening with fianchettos

[tall bobcat]

Even cows played chess?

[slate tendon]

Thanks bro

[tender phoenix]

Yes

[proper glade]

how cow i only think like jonathan plays chess

[jade relic]

Cow opening is bs ngl, 2 of my 1600 rated opponents played it and lost to me, I just waited and waited until they attacked and got into a lost position

[tall bobcat]

Who's Jonathan and why is he playing chess

I actually don't know who that is

[proper glade]

Jonathan is a cow from rusia

[tender phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[jade relic]

I think the cow is polish

[obsidian plume]

Play london. Not cow

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-cow-cow-dancing-dance-dancing-cow-gif-19109155

[obsidian plume]

Cow is for milking and hamburger

[cobalt oxide]

I've heard of John Chess 🤔

[proper glade]

hamburger gambit

[orchid sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1475934609492414607/image0.gif

[tall bobcat]

John chess!

[jade relic]

No

[obsidian plume]

Yes

[proper glade]

John chessena

[ionic bobcat]

I have a new pic ready to troll

I love it

[jade relic]

Troll who?

[obsidian plume]

[ionic bobcat]

Anyone who says something stupid

[proper glade]

Jonathon the cow

[tall bobcat]

And he's a bishop bc you never see him comingghghgggggg

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-speed-shake-now-suck-that-sucking-gif-24039341

[obsidian plume]

Is that booker T,

[tall bobcat]

My name is anderdingus

[proper glade]

hey AligatorAnus here

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-wait-a-second-wait-whoa-there-what-did-i-just-see-gif-13900813

[proper glade]

where u getting these lamo

[little relic]

this can't be the chess server

[oblique dagger]

UWU

[jade relic]

Hello deng :3

[wild salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/tralalero-tralala-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-gif-14723192941540813594

[oblique dagger]

Hi cutie

[oblique dagger]

Six seven

[vestal bramble]

<@&745328830649991179>

[proper glade]

r u like restarted

[balmy python]

😭 😭 😭

[oblique dagger]

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookie

[jade relic]

Walter Black ready to send pics for any situation

[proper glade]

idk

[ionic bobcat]

Yup

[vestal bramble]

fr

[ionic bobcat]

Ill get time out but who cares

[ember acorn]

Are you pingin the mods so they can see this amazing image

[silent jacinth]

Do you think Praggnanandhaa will eventually take Magnus Carlsons place at the top?

[ionic bobcat]

Yeah

[ionic bobcat]

Hard to do it

[vestal bramble]

nah cuz we need good moderation

[frosty peak]

Tanalyze (1166) vs. Mii_Chess (1146)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nc3 Qa5 5. d4 e4 6. Qe2 Bg4 7. Qxe4+ Be6 8. d5 Nf6 9. Qa4+ Qxa4 10. Nxa4 Bxd5 11. Bf4 Bxf3 12. gxf3 Nd5 13. Bg3 Bd6 14. O-O-O Bxg3 15. hxg3 Nb4 16. Kb1 Nd7 17. Bh3 O-O-O 18. Nc5 Kb8 19. Nxd7+ Ka8 20. Ne5 Rxd1+ 21. Rxd1 f6 22. Nf7 Rg8 23. Rd8+ Rxd8 24. Nxd8 Nd5 25. Ne6 g5 26. Bf5 h6 27. Be4 c6 28. Bxd5 cxd5 29. c3 b5 30. Kc2 a6 31. Kd3 Kb7 32. Kd4 Kc6 33. b4 Kd6 34. Ng7 Kc6 35. g4 Kd6 36. Nf5+ Ke6 37. Nxh6 Kd6 38. Nf5+ Ke6 39. a3 Kd7 40. Kxd5 Kc7 41. Nd6 Kb6 42. Ne4 a5 43. Nxf6 axb4 44. axb4 Kc7 45. Ne4 Kd7 46. Nxg5 Ke7 47. f4 Kf6 48. Ne4+ Kg6 49. Kc5 Kf7 50. Kxb5 Ke7 51. Kc6 Kd8 52. b5 Kc8 53. b6 Kb8 54. g5 Kc8 55. g6 Kd8 56. g7 Ke7 57. [g8=Q] 

[upbeat portal]

@potent gulch that was one of my best games

[vestal bramble]

idts

[upbeat portal]

It ended up on a draw

[vestal bramble]

damn nice

[keen horizon]

Guys check this out. I didn't give up until the end.

[proper glade]

what language is that French Quaso?

[silent jacinth]

True but hes already a phenomenal player able to beat Magnus and hes still young, I feel like if his name was easier to pronounce he'd be more famous.

[cobalt oxide]

To much new talent to be certain who's gonna top for sure
But yes his time is running out respectfully

[upbeat portal]

What's a quaso?

[vestal bramble]

btw i got 100.0 accuracy.... 4 TIMES

[upbeat portal]

It's portuguese

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/croissants-pastry-croissant-food-pastries-gif-26997443

[vestal bramble]

not joke btw

[upbeat portal]

Croissant

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/foodbyjag-jagyasini-singh-croissant-bread-food-gif-2010372266414187806

[proper glade]

qUASO

[zinc marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-13615098530330361084

[oblique dagger]

Oui oui je m'appelle baguette

[jade relic]

Shrek-gif

[zinc marlin]

ur name is bread . i know french

[jade relic]

You from France?

[zinc marlin]

no i study french

[oblique dagger]

Bread is pain tho

[oblique dagger]

Stop flexing

[vestal bramble]

bonjour oui oui le garçon(im tpying random french i know)c'est de moi

[jade relic]

Ik you Indian from ya name

[oblique dagger]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[silent jacinth]

Yeah true you never know what new talents will emerge, the next generation of chess players might play at an even better level than Magnus just like Magnus did against the generation before him.

[jade relic]

Lmao

[balmy python]

bro ragebaiting fr

[oblique dagger]

Nuh uh

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[tall bobcat]

Bro ran to the cops

[half flower]

platform is full of cheats again

[vestal bramble]

200 elo btw 🥀

[tall bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-5658902175735448279

[jade relic]

That was an instant reply

[vestal bramble]

fr

[half flower]

im losing to 900 rated players.

[blazing sluice]

guys what do I do 🥺 a kid at a local chess place countered my london 😔😔

[tall bobcat]

It was more of an addon to the first part. I hadn't even replied to his elo comment yet. But I gotchu

[vestal bramble]

whats ur elo

[obtuse wagon]

Play the scottish

[gentle gorge]

deng mwah

[cobalt oxide]

Play the London but better?

[blazing sluice]

I'll show u how my average game of London goes wait let me find it

[half flower]

im usually around 1300

[tall bobcat]

Playing chess casually is so much better than competition. Cuz I just have fun 😝 even in defeat

[jade relic]

[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "2026.05.06"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Stockfish 18"]
[Black "Stockfish 18"]
[Result "1/2-1/2"]
[TimeControl "60/15"]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 g6 6. Be3 Nc6 7. f3 h5 8. h3
   Bd7 9. Bc4 Bg7 10. Bb3 Na5 11. Qd3 O-O 12. O-O-O Nxb3+ 13. axb3 a5 14. Ndb5
   Bxb5 15. Qxb5 Nd7 16. Bd4 Bxd4 17. Rxd4 Qb6 18. Qd3 Ne5 19. Qd2 Rfc8 20. Kb1
   Nc6 21. Rc4 Nb4 22. Rxc8+ Rxc8 23. f4 Qc5 24. f5 Kg7 25. Rf1 Qe5 26. Qg5 b5 27.
   g4 Rh8 28. Nxb5 d5 29. f6+ exf6 30. Qxe5 fxe5 31. c3 Nd3 32. exd5 hxg4 33. hxg4
   Rh2 34. Ka1 Rxb2 35. Rd1 Nf2 36. Kxb2 Nxd1+ 37. Kc1 Nf2 38. c4 Ne4 39. Kc2 f5
2. gxf5 gxf5 41. Nc3 Nxc3 42. Kxc3 Kf6 43. c5 Ke7 44. b4 axb4+ 45. Kxb4 f4 46.
   Kc3 f3 47. Kd2 Kd7 48. c6+ Kc7 49. Ke3 e4 50. Kf2 Kd6 51. Kg3 Kc7 52. Kf2 Kb6
3. Ke3 Kc7 1/2-1/2

STOCKFISH 18 vs STOCKFISH 18

[vestal bramble]

nah im not comparing dw

[vestal bramble]

dayum

[half flower]

apparently ive fallen to under 1100

[vestal bramble]

near my lvl

[jade relic]

15 sec Hyperbullet btw

[tall bobcat]

You should come to 200

[vestal bramble]

u lost ur prime

[half flower]

no the platform just sucks.

[blazing sluice]

i do that every time I play London

[half flower]

charlie is doing his best to kill chess

[vestal bramble]

stop blaming the platform bro 😭

[half flower]

its the platform, though.

[blazing sluice]

guys am I supposed to be playing like this

[obtuse wagon]

uhhh
im gonna pretend i understand 1400 chess and move on

[tall bobcat]

Then head over to lichess

[half flower]

lichess is better

[vestal bramble]

excuses doesnt define u

[obtuse wagon]

For puzzles

[blazing sluice]

oh I thought u were higher than me

[vestal bramble]

yea cuz the rating is inflated asf

[tall bobcat]

So play it we don't mind

[obtuse wagon]

im 550..

[cobalt oxide]

Is it me or does the video freeze?

[half flower]

im like 1800 on lichess

[frosty horizon]

guys im playing chess for like idk maybe 2 weeks and my elo is 622, how cooked i am

[vestal bramble]

i told u its inflated

[blazing sluice]

it's you

[obtuse wagon]

Ive been playing chess for 2 months and my elo is 550

[tall bobcat]

You literally proved his point

[frosty horizon]

rly?

[half flower]

i never argued it wasnt inflated though?

[blazing sluice]

am I supposed to be doing London like that

[obtuse wagon]

Yes

[vestal bramble]

fr 😭

[frosty horizon]

good luck

[obtuse wagon]

ty

[tall bobcat]

You ain't have to bro. It was implied 😭

[cobalt oxide]

Idk man I can only see half the game

[wraith fern]

You need to learn some opening prep lol. I used a few pretty common gimmicky ideas on you and you didn't really know how to defend them

[half flower]

we know it's inflated. pay attention in class lil bro

[wraith fern]

We can run it back whenever tho bro

[blazing sluice]

you get the idea from the half of it, I charge towards king side

[half flower]

yeah but rating doesnt matter

[tall bobcat]

We? Wdym we? Nintendo Wii? You was talking like you didn't know. U playing games now

[half flower]

not getting matched against cheaters is more important

[vestal bramble]

rating doesnt matter yea right

[blazing sluice]

yo where are all the unemployed 2200 rated people in the chat

[half flower]

its just specific to the platform. i dont think theres any weight behind my 1800 rating in lichess

[vestal bramble]

they usually get banned

[patent laurel]

any mallu?

[cobalt oxide]

Its an option

[vestal bramble]

wanna matchup vs me rn?

[half flower]

sure

[vestal bramble]

unrated 10|0,chess.com

[sudden drum]

No but I am from Bangalore 🥀

[wraith fern]

It's not inflated. It's just a different system and pool. Nobody should compare any rating to a rating outside of its pool or system. Literally like apples to oranges. Just because an apple or orange is bigger than the other doesn't mean it's inflated. Yea they're both fruit and similar ish in size doesn't mean you should treat them as 1:1

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm_shr3yan

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Rapid: 1202 (1236 peak)
Blitz: 633 (669 peak)
Bullet: 520 (594 peak)

[vestal bramble]

right...

[patent laurel]

anyone up for a match?

[vestal bramble]

me

[half flower]

?????

[patent laurel]

elo?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geto_suguru_02

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Rapid: 730 (796 peak)
Blitz: 478 (831 peak)
Bullet: 823 (855 peak)

[vestal bramble]

1200

[patent laurel]

id : jen1frr

[vestal bramble]

wait

[wintry sequoia]

lichess and chess.com have a puzzle

[patent laurel]

chess.com

[wraith fern]

I didn't need reassurance

[vestal bramble]

i was sarcastic u dumbahh

[abstract frost]

what's your elo?

[patent laurel]

im 1200

[wraith fern]

That behavior fits you

[sharp linden]

Iam also looking for a match, anyone wanna play? Ingame Nipra7784

[abstract frost]

you think you can dog walk a 600?

[vestal bramble]

cant find ur profile

[patent laurel]

no thank you

[vestal bramble]

easily

[abstract frost]

that was a question

[half flower]

chess.com sucks.

[tall bobcat]

I have a hypothesis.
I think 100 elo/unrated players find more positions that have never been played before than high rated players since high rated players, solely because of the fact, they will blunder things in ways not possible in higher ranks

[abstract frost]

down for a match?

yk what dog walks means right?

[sudden drum]

Play me

[patent laurel]

that was my answer

[vestal bramble]

wait im playing @patent laurel rn

[sudden drum]

I am 750

[abstract frost]

sure

[sudden drum]

Do /profile

[abstract frost]

a yes or no question love

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 730 (796 peak)
Blitz: 478 (831 peak)
Bullet: 823 (855 peak)

[abstract frost]

wdym

[patent laurel]

where you from

[vestal bramble]

@patent laurel cant find profile send here

[abstract frost]

Pakistan, why do you ask?

[patent laurel]

makes sense

[abstract frost]

woah

did I hit a nerv?

[vestal bramble]

no racism gng

[abstract frost]

no she's good dw

[sharp linden]

Who wants to play a match

[abstract frost]

@sudden drum

[sudden drum]

Send request

[sudden drum]

.

[abstract frost]

done

[vestal bramble]

send req

[vestal bramble]

wait i found ur acc sent req

...

[blazing sluice]

guys why do people in real life look me with disgust when playing London?

😔

[tough delta]

no mercy

[warped osprey]

testing chat's knowledge name me one person who has a positive score against magnus (FIDE)

[bronze fern]

All those + but no #

[warped osprey]

in total games not just one control

[blazing sluice]

gukesh?

[bronze fern]

Matthias blübaum the goat

[vestal bramble]

hmm lemme think...

[blazing sluice]

Gotham chess

[blazing sluice]

Jynxzi

also @warped osprey you're 2200+ right?

I need your opinion about a game I played if I played london right

[bronze fern]

I searched it up and I did know this but just forgot. I won't spoil the answer though

[warped osprey]

there is 10 people who have a positive score

[warped osprey]

nah

[blazing sluice]

[warped osprey]

js say it

[bronze fern]

Is it aronian? Ai overview might be wrong but is it

[warped osprey]

nope

[visual flame]

"Im so amazing at chess. I TOTALLY cant lose to polly" - i said with joyous

[tough delta]

im trying to find the mate xD

[mystic acorn]

some idiot just told me the least you can do for breakfast is using a pan 10 spices and 7 ingredients

[warped osprey]

not a single person knows someone who has a positive score against magnus i guess

[bronze fern]

Ian nepo?

[warped osprey]

nope

not even close

[sharp linden]

anyone wann play a match?

[blazing sluice]

can someone explain the comparison between fide elo and chess.com, like how much would 1500 elo (chess.com) be in fide

[warped osprey]

you would be unrated because the minimal fide elo is 1400

[blazing sluice]

there's people with under 1400 fide in the tournament

[bronze fern]

Okay for sure now it has to be nodirbek abdusattorov after seaeching it up on a credible source (rather than ai)

[wild salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/tralalero-tralala-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-gif-14723192941540813594

[scarlet arrow]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNHVpaTJ2bjZxcnNuc2cxcnJldmllZndzaTVpdjZlMnN5ZmdhbGZlcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FH89qKi6UH1WWAfqjx/giphy.gif

[warped osprey]

?

[blazing sluice]

the tournament I'm considering to play in

[bronze fern]

This is probably including rapid and blitz because their classical h2h is 1 win to nodirbek and 2 draws

[warped osprey]

i did say total games including all 3 controls so

[bronze fern]

I give up😂

[warped osprey]

Alekseev, Evgeny (1-0),
Ivanisevic, Ivan (1-0),
Karthikeyan, Murali (1-0),
Lu, Shanglei (1-0),
Morozevich, Alexander (4-2),
Nyback, Tomi (1-0),
Sjugirov, Sanan (2-1),
Suleymenov, Alisher (1-0),
Sutovsky, Emil (1-0),
Tukhaev, Adam (1-0)

not including draws

[bronze fern]

Fair play to alexander morozevich

[blazing sluice]

should I play Catalan at 1500

[icy dagger]

No

[blazing sluice]

./connect

[warped osprey]

what kind of player are you

[blazing sluice]

London & scandi

[wise arch]

there is no way at the beginning of the game a guy blunders a queen and then plays LITERALLY every best move wtf

[sudden drum]

Gg @abstract frost

[warped osprey]

no i mean what kind of style

[blazing sluice]

If D4 then dutch

[blazing sluice]

Offensive

[warped osprey]

smurf

[abstract frost]

well played

[warped osprey]

why tf are you playing london if you play aggresive??

[wise arch]

like bro i thought it was free win and he just demolished me at the end

[blazing sluice]

I'll show u my game for u to understand

[abstract frost]

@sudden drum the amounts of checks you gave me were diabolical 😂

[warped osprey]

you shouldnt play london if you play aggresive because london is more of a positional/closed opening

[blazing sluice]

my kind of London

[sudden drum]

I missed M1

[blazing sluice]

why does discord freeze it

[analog hinge]

I need a chess coach 😓🤙🤙 ive been slacking for no reason and i aint gonna go pro without someone..

[warped osprey]

just send the link bro

[sudden drum]

You almost had me with that queen and rook stack and knight blocking my escape square

[warped osprey]

good chess coach for free in 2026? 😂 good luck

[abstract frost]

I tried

[blazing sluice]

Check out this #chess game: AvoidTheCheck vs abdulaal1221 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168291617086

[frosty peak]

AvoidTheCheck (1412) vs. abdulaal1221 (1408)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 g6 3. Nf3 d6 4. e3 Bg7 5. Bd3 O-O 6. Nc3 Re8 7. Bg5 Nc6 8. h4 e5 9. dxe5 dxe5 10. Ne4 h6 11. Nxf6+ Bxf6 12. Qd2 Bxg5 13. hxg5 h5 14. e4 Nd4 15. Nxd4 exd4 16. O-O-O Bg4 17. f3 Be6 18. Be2 Qd6 19. f4 Rad8 20. e5 Qb6 21. Qd3 Bxa2 22. Bxh5 Be6 23. Bxg6 fxg6 24. Qxg6+ Kf8 25. Rh8+ Ke7 26. Rh7+ Bf7 27. Rxf7# 

[sudden drum]

Gg btw

[analog hinge]

FAIR but chess.com lessons DO NOT HELP

[tribal sage]

guess the elo

[warped osprey]

ban this mf

[tribal sage]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tribal sage]

uh how is that a brilliant
what.

[sudden drum]

Bishop takes the bishop with check and queen takes and rook takes

[open herald]

what was it

[blazing sluice]

@warped osprey this is my aggressive london

[tribal sage]

that doesn't answer the question but yes

[dull haven]

looking for a friend to constantly just play with 300-900

[grim crag]

And then I sacrificed THE ROOK

Check out this #chess game: Nihl98 vs Bestking_1 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168325613264

[frosty peak]

Nihl98 (1351) vs. Bestking_1 (1339)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. g3 Nc6 3. Bg2 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bf5 5. Nf3 e6 6. O-O Bd6 7. Re1 O-O 8. Nh4 Bg6 9. Nxg6 fxg6 10. e4 dxe4 11. Nxe4 Nxe4 12. Rxe4 Qf6 13. Be3 Rad8 14. Rh4 e5 15. Qg4 exd4 16. Bg5 Qxf2+ 17. Kh1 Rde8 18. Bd5+ Kh8 19. Rxh7+ Kxh7 20. Qh4# 

[sudden drum]

500?

[tribal sage]

close

[mystic acorn]

who knows lol even im confused, i guess because i left it hanging so if he took it then id take the queen

[tribal sage]

what does that do though 😭

[open herald]

y'all suck at sacrificing the king fr

[midnight anvil]

Bongcloud?

[tribal sage]

lol y'all getting brilliants for no reason while I can't get a brilliant for sacking a bishop with a 5-move followup

[mystic acorn]

fk knows bro just attack the queen really lol bishop for a queen

[warped osprey]

ok sure you made an attack but heres the thing, there are openings you can be more aggresive with if thats how you play

[sudden drum]

What's hanging?

[tribal sage]

😭

yeah btw @sudden drum the answer to my guess the elo was 2000

[open herald]

Nigerian>>>

[blazing sluice]

is there a way I can play agro with black

[grim crag]

THE ROOK

[mystic acorn]

bishop

[warped osprey]

sicilian against e4 and nimzo indian against d4 but its theory heavy,

[sudden drum]

[midnight anvil]

Scandiiii

[blazing sluice]

it doesn't work anymore

[midnight anvil]

Wdym why

[warped osprey]

play the dragon against e4, and benoni against d4 maybe you could also play dutch defense

[half flower]

yeah like i just beat an average 900 plyer 4 times in a row easily. the platform sucks

[sudden drum]

Ahh, rook takes bishop and rook takes queen

[blazing sluice]

also I am a chess player who hates end games, most of my games either end in the middle game or I resign

I'll get cooked in the tournament

[harsh lichen]

ur so real do u wanna be friends we can stop playing at end games together or something

[warped osprey]

thats a bad habit you should learn your endgames buddy, start by learning philidor position and lucena, so you could hold RvRP endgames to a draw/win

[bronze fern]

But learning endgames in not fun lol I would rather stay at 1100-1200 than learn endgames

[patent laurel]

[vestal bramble]

nice advice

[blazing sluice]

is there a way where I can play chess without playing e4

[covert canopy]

Wheres the MGM

[orchid sedge]

philidor and lucena only wont let you win and draw games tho but yeah its a great place to start

[warped osprey]

then stay at 1100, dont encourage other people not to learn endgames. they want to actually improve at the game and not just sit at the same level

[bronze fern]

Yeah d4 and c4 are solid

[vestal bramble]

1.d4

[warped osprey]

yeah i cant give the whole guide to endgames in a small discord message but we all start from somewhere, at least thats where i started

[vestal bramble]

english is good?

[warped osprey]

why do you not like e4 exactly

[bronze fern]

Absolutely

[orchid sedge]

yeaa

[warped osprey]

yes?

[orchid sedge]

makes sense

[blazing sluice]

its most likely going to turn out defensive

[vestal bramble]

i dont think so its decent but not great

[pulsar canopy]

I have masterbated my endgame skills

[warped osprey]

then youre playing it wrong how tf are you turning out defensive as WHITE with E4?

[vestal bramble]

d4=defense
e4=aggression
play italian bro

[bronze fern]

Italian is not aggressive

[vestal bramble]

*oversimplified

[blazing sluice]

I left italian in the 900 elos

[bronze fern]

Not all e4 openings are aggressive

[warped osprey]

theres literally an aggresive opening for every response against e4

[pulsar canopy]

D4

[vestal bramble]

italian carries u to like 1500-1600 easily

[tribal sage]

what

[warped osprey]

are you blind

[wraith fern]

Their moves are more random so you would indeed expect more variety.

[tribal sage]

so how are you under 1400

[blazing sluice]

no it's common so people can easily find the best moces

[pulsar canopy]

I am asking

For D4?

[vestal bramble]

inconsistency

[warped osprey]

what are you asking for, aggresive opening against d4?

[pulsar canopy]

Yes

[vestal bramble]

dutch?

[bronze fern]

Benko gambit

[tribal sage]

bro everyone is inconsistent anyways

[blazing sluice]

guys what do I play IF I enter the tournament

[tribal sage]

does anyone want a game

[vestal bramble]

never tried it tho

[warped osprey]

idk man, dutch defense, nimzo indian (theory heavy), benoni

[blazing sluice]

my first tournament

[tribal sage]

does anyone want a practice game

[pulsar canopy]

Nimzo ah yes

[warped osprey]

just play what you usually do, that would be better than learning a new opening a day prior to the tournament

[vestal bramble]

i can beat 1800s in peak but lose to 900s when tilted

[blazing sluice]

aggressive london system?

[tribal sage]

lemme test that rq, lemme play you

[warped osprey]

i guess just do that but dont expect it to work against good players, good players will make you play positionally and then youre cooked because you play aggresively

the idea of london being aggresive is already hilarious unless its jobava

[grim crag]

Hi

[warped osprey]

hello

[tribal sage]

hi

[dull haven]

looking for a friend to constantly just play with 300-900

[tribal sage]

que onda

[grim crag]

Where my homies at?

[grim crag]

I remember you

[tribal sage]

https://link.chess.com/play/dW7qGl
unrated 10+0, anyone can join

[tribal sage]

sí?

oh hi bastman

I can't unmute rn but if you wanna talk me through the scotch gambit now I can join a vc

[blazing sluice]

yea I got cooked by my friend who's 1723 fide

[blazing sluice]

In real life

[warped osprey]

Makes sense

[grim crag]

Yeah boi, hablamos muchos idiomas

[warped osprey]

Also don't say the exact rating lol

[grim crag]

Do it

[blazing sluice]

i don't think it's the exact but somewhere close

[warped osprey]

How i feel slipping and then trying to play it off

[grim crag]

Left ya thinkin with that move didn't I @tribal sage

[blazing sluice]

yea we got into endgame after my london and I got destroyed the moment he traded all pieces

[bronze fern]

Their friend worked hard for each and every one of those 1723 points lol. They would be upset if you round down to 1700

[mystic acorn]

ye

what a game

[warped osprey]

Getting doxxed aint much pleasure too is it

[bronze fern]

Hardly a problem unless you know their federation

[tall bobcat]

I think I've hit positions that are just impossible to get as you become better. Usually insane blunders, mistakes, missed m8s etc

[blazing sluice]

[warped osprey]

Putting people or yourself at risk is irresponsibility but i lowk sound like a nerd rn and most people wouldnt even bother to look the person up

[mystic acorn]

idiot didnt even let me checkmate

[bronze fern]

Unless they've got a secret admirer😂

[blazing sluice]

I assure you I just made up a number around 1700

[warped osprey]

fancy word for stalker

Jk

We play chess not scissor

[bronze fern]

Do you know where you are? Lol

[warped osprey]

and theyre gone

I guess my aura was too much to handle for them

[bronze fern]

Lesbians have better things to do than play chess

[warped osprey]

what is yall favourite time control

[bronze fern]

Like dying their hair or something

[warped osprey]

very stereotypical

[warped osprey]

Mine gotta be OTB Classical

[bronze fern]

I think you will be able to guess if i do /profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1,1-Dibromoethane with aura (1-1-dibromoethane)

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1179 (peak)
Blitz: 835 (peak)
Bullet: 628 (665 peak)

[warped osprey]

Rapid?

[blazing sluice]

bullet

[warped osprey]

aka brainrot of chess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> avoidthecheck

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1401 (1416 peak)
Blitz: 1410 (peak)
Bullet: 1501 (peak)

[bronze fern]

W pfp😂😂

[warped osprey]

buddy hit that rapid peak and u got the triple prime

[blazing sluice]

average chess player physique

[remote tangle]

Who wanna play Roblox

[warped osprey]

Daniil dubov doesnt approve

[blazing sluice]

blud 😭

[remote tangle]

Come on im bored

My friend is don’t want to play with me

[warped osprey]

Think for 3 seconds, is a chess server really a place to ask someone to play Roblox

[pallid blaze]

Who is the lowest elo person here?? (After me)

[blazing sluice]

me

[remote tangle]

No but im bored I got no one to play with

[pallid blaze]

How muchh

[warped osprey]

Yeah plinky most likely

[blazing sluice]

@pallid blaze play with him

[glacial ivy]

Hi huzz

[pallid blaze]

His eloo?

[blazing sluice]

no he wants to play roblox

[mystic acorn]

its @cerulean pond

[blazing sluice]

not chess

[pallid blaze]

I don't play Roblox and it's banned in my country

[blazing sluice]

Turkey?

[warped osprey]

Turkey

[blazing sluice]

elite ball knowledge

[pallid blaze]

Nu

My elo is 500-600..

[blazing sluice]

[jagged ginkgo]

In 400

[pallid blaze]

😭

[warped osprey]

China?

[pallid blaze]

Spy

[warped osprey]

Me?

[pallid blaze]

Yep

[warped osprey]

im netanyahu undercover

[pallid blaze]

😭 what's that

[warped osprey]

🤫

[bronze fern]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-report-inform-israel-gif-1680978296699249398

[pallid blaze]

I can't even read

[blazing sluice]

can I play B4 as white

[pallid blaze]

Israel bad 🫠

[signal oasis]

any1 here plays queens gambit?

[warped osprey]

Thats shitty

[proven socket]

mmmmmmmmm

guys who wanna 1v1

[blazing sluice]

@pallid blaze

[signal oasis]

yes

[pallid blaze]

Ya

[signal oasis]

whats ur elo

[proven socket]

@pallid blaze your elo ?

[blazing sluice]

2400 elo I trust you

[warped osprey]

I mean u can play every opening you just gotta know the theory because some openings are very hard to pilot

[pallid blaze]

My elo is 500-600

[warped osprey]

b4 is not recommended for 1400 elo players

[signal oasis]

its not particularly good but u can if u want to

[proven socket]

in bullet 1900 and rapid 1400

[pallid blaze]

U guys hackerr

[signal oasis]

oh good for u :)

[blazing sluice]

[pallid blaze]

I can't reach 600+

[proven socket]

so wanna 1v1

[signal oasis]

nah , i would adopt u lmao

[pallid blaze]

I have match with carlsen tmrw

He's obviously lossint

[signal oasis]

bro thinks he's erdogmus

[pallid blaze]

😭

[bronze fern]

Im betting my life savings on you please don't disappoint

[blazing sluice]

what's the easiest opening theory

[unkempt meadow]

bro likes finishing fast (in chess)

[pallid blaze]

😭😭😭😭

[unkempt meadow]

😔

[pallid blaze]

Lol

[signal oasis]

prolly u could play e4 and play with ideas and some opening theory of about 100 moves total till 2k or more

[proven socket]

the proplem not time

[mystic acorn]

wtf someone just told me that elo = dih size??? wtf

[unkempt meadow]

then what?

[warped osprey]

Kings indian + london but not encouraged for players like you who play aggresive

[pallid blaze]

I beat mikhal tal in 1900s

😭

[proven socket]

there's a thing it name pawn always make me mad xd

[bronze fern]

Its true unless you're a bullet player or a woman

All bullet players are under 5

[unkempt meadow]

?

[unkempt meadow]

🔝

[pallid blaze]

Lies

[proven socket]

nvm my proplem in chess that the possition

[pallid blaze]

Hikaru is uncle

[mystic acorn]

if youre a woman then its ahh and tih size, if youre a bullet player youre just braindead probably

[bronze fern]

Hikaru is my idol

[warped osprey]

fr

[pallid blaze]

Nuce

[proven socket]

nakamura is the best

[blazing sluice]

accidental brilliant

[twilit night]

Yep

[pallid blaze]

His father??

[proven socket]

no him

[twilit night]

Bullet game

[brittle iron]

30s?

[proven socket]

wanna 1v1 ?

[white kestrel]

😁

[pallid blaze]

🙏

[pallid blaze]

Chatgpt move right

😭

[grim crag]

THE ROOK

[twilit night]

Nah I just like to play 1 minute games and I spend the first 15 moves pushing every pawn 1 square twice

[white kestrel]

huhh
nah it was 5 min blitz game

[proven socket]

this is gemini give you this assist

[pallid blaze]

How can you use ai mid game 😭😭

[brittle iron]

alright, we can play if you still want to

[signal oasis]

gng any1 here plays queens gambit?

[twilit night]

I call it the full force opening, my magnum opus

[barren forge]

@here If I want to play chess eSports how can I play?

And start

[signal oasis]

go to https://lichess.org

[white kestrel]

this level of ragebait doesnt work on me

[warped osprey]

You cant because youre not 2700 elo fide

[pallid blaze]

aww

[warped osprey]

And im 99% sure you won't hit 2700 elo

[blazing sluice]

guys will chess increase my IQ

[signal oasis]

what if he's like 6 yrs old

[white kestrel]

it will lower ur iq

[warped osprey]

probably, IQ is pattern recognition and so is chess, but IQ doesn't mean smart

[signal oasis]

no.

[warped osprey]

Then what is he doing on discord

[pallid blaze]

😭

[signal oasis]

iq is a useless metric , it doesn't mean anything tbf

[grim crag]

Bullet is the tiktok of chess

[pallid blaze]

I'm 8 (jk)

[barren forge]

If play in local area

[blazing sluice]

is being depressed a high IQ indicator

[warped osprey]

Truth nuke

[warped osprey]

No??

[signal oasis]

idk im high iq and not depressed

[brittle iron]

i am indeed 1900
no way you told me that there would be m3 in this position 😭

[twilit night]

Who tf is gawonie and why am I being bullied

[signal oasis]

ppl need to accept ts

[twilit night]

I had you scared

[signal oasis]

iq means jackshit

[warped osprey]

Yup

[brittle iron]

not even for a second 😭
but well played ...

[runic rain]

Who is winning in this position

[mystic acorn]

hello.

[signal oasis]

chat is a high chess elo rizz

[blazing sluice]

🖤

[signal oasis]

hi

[brittle iron]

no, in my opinion actually quite opposite

[warped osprey]

White because more pieces im too lazy to actually evaluate the position ngl

[signal oasis]

welp there go my dreams

[runic rain]

correct

[warped osprey]

Only if you rizz up a chess player

[brittle iron]

NK does add a lot of salt

[blazing sluice]

yea king simply escapes ur king is open asf

[twilit night]

Ur in wsb too a woman was never in the question

[signal oasis]

oooo

[signal oasis]

welp atleast I can long SPY

[potent gulch]

I'd quit chess

[warped osprey]

If chess is the only thing you can try to rizz someone up with you probably shouldn't rizz anyone up

[warped osprey]

You're winning who cares

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> practiceonly12

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2342 (2352 peak)
Blitz: 2456 (2529 peak)
Bullet: 2406 (2423 peak)

[potent gulch]

I drew that game

I missed so many chances

[tender phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-ai-blackbeard-marshal-d-teach-teach-gif-8735872298036228858

[warped osprey]

L bozo

[full cobalt]

I'm gonna rizz you with my endgames

[potent gulch]

Ye

[exotic briar]

Yoooo

[signal oasis]

have u tried endgame labyrinths

[warped osprey]

you can be philidor to my lucena

[exotic briar]

Sup everyone

[signal oasis]

that shit sexier than any woman on earth

[full cobalt]

I drew this as white

[wary token]

Hello low elos

[exotic briar]

Lol

[halcyon ermine]

guess the elo is burnt into my screen 😭 😭

[exotic briar]

Huh

[warped osprey]

Grob is the sexiest thing a man can play

[abstract flower]

how u make this background?

[warped osprey]

Am i schizo i dont see it

[scarlet forge]

ayo guys im new to game anyone wanna pla wm

[signal oasis]

wtp and win , one of the easier problems in the book , if u get the answer u wont need to ask me if x is the answer or not

[exotic briar]

Ok man i can

[warped osprey]

hey there im rei ayanami

[signal oasis]

a good short 19 moves

[outer gale]

Bad very bad

[abstract flower]

not you, me

[warped osprey]

Lazy asf rn its probably a4 tho

[signal oasis]

a4 is literally the easiest move lol

[warped osprey]

Im quoting

[scarlet forge]

dm

[signal oasis]

thats the 1st move but not the ans unless u get the next 18 moves

[exotic briar]

@scarlet forge

[abstract flower]

oh ok

[austere imp]

Hi guys

[signal oasis]

not 18 moves to mate , 18 moves to a winning position

[abstract flower]

can u send me the pic in the background?

[warped osprey]

a4 Kb2 b4 Kb3 a5 bc bc promote pawn idk

[austere imp]

Does anyone wanna play ?

[signal oasis]

wrong

black has better moves

[warped osprey]

look man im tired and i lowk dont wanna solve shit rn

[signal oasis]

then dont do it lmao

I didnt put a gun to ur head and make u

[warped osprey]

whats the best move tho after a4

Is it marching for the d pawn then promoting black pawns or something

[blazing sluice]

guys is scholar's mate an offensive opening

[warped osprey]

Depends what elo youre playing

Honestly yes it js

[blazing sluice]

magnus

[warped osprey]

not disrespectful

U might even get a medal

Anyways I'm going to sleep

[blazing sluice]

magnus cannot be that good

[civic fulcrum]

what would you be doing without chess?

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me?

[pulsar harness]

Can we have a game?

[mortal bronze]

i solved this in 2 minutes and you thought i was cheating

[paper moat]

https://www.chess.com/game/168329697982

Everyone look at ts lmfao

[signal oasis]

Nah I thought u were underrated

[mortal bronze]

i am 1500 fide

[blazing sluice]

playing checkers

[civic fulcrum]

thats okay

[civic fulcrum]

fine

[mortal bronze]

that's great!

i am great

[tender phoenix]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-50

[mortal bronze]

?

[mystic acorn]

5m blitz not bad i just started playing this game mode

[mortal bronze]

always the ronaldo pfps talking trash

[tender phoenix]

Mb...

[mortal bronze]

i could beat you at chess while beating ronaldo in a 1v1 football game simultaneously. while being blindfolded

[mystic acorn]

certain demographic

[gray trout]

Pretty bad tho

[tender phoenix]

Nice joke mate

[mystic acorn]

how do you know im bad? u never seen me

[mortal bronze]

it's true

[tender phoenix]

No its not

[gray trout]

Well I see youre 500-999 role

[paper moat]

I can testify to u not being great at all

[mortal bronze]

respect 1500 fides

[sweet drift]

My game sense on the board is going on par with the 1000s I can feel the grand master curtains opening

[mortal bronze]

we are so strong

[mystic acorn]

i see you can read im surprised you've got that skill

[gray trout]

Very strong kel

[tender phoenix]

Whats your elo at chess.com

[mortal bronze]

who's this then

[paper moat]

@mortal bronze u mind checking applications

[austere imp]

I am playing chess rn with this dude he didn't move a thing in 7 minutes

[jaunty reef]

[gray trout]

Youre not real

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nerd-actually-um-8OYnFrez06yQt9zJFW

[abstract flower]

@pallid chasm s send me your backgroundd

[next token]

the brilliant and the blunder you made back to back cancel out

[gray trout]

Whos who

[abstract flower]

bro send me this

[mortal bronze]

you

[gray trout]

A Vicious Person

[oblique dagger]

UWU

[mortal bronze]

animegirlsuspicious.gif

[abstract flower]

I don't think this is tuff 🥀🥀🥀

[gray trout]

Not supposed to be "tuff"

[twilit night]

Okay peep this similar non bullet brilliant then

[tender phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1494289335913156669.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=3_hug&lossless=true

[mortal bronze]

don't flex your image perms hmph

[paper moat]

Plugin

[balmy python]

👨‍🌾

[balmy python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[tender phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-amatsuka-gjbu-gjclub-pout-sad-gif-7840065060810181648

[mortal bronze]

me

[mortal bronze]

go away rusty

[tender phoenix]

No its me

[mortal bronze]

you wish

[balmy python]

[plucky kelp]

Today I managed to finally win in my OTB tournament in round 5 against a 2080 rated :D

[tender phoenix]

lolz

[gray trout]

Good toaster

[mortal bronze]

well done torbith

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-dance-wiggle-mofka-happy-gif-9100348786306143377

[undone delta]

My best game ever 😭 im so proud of this, i just hit 350 elo

[plucky kelp]

Thanks!

[plucky kelp]

Congrats!

[gray trout]

Damn that sucks

[hollow rapids]

who wants to take a look at a game i just played

[timid thorn]

im guys can u tell me what channel i can play against pepole here

[undone delta]

The guy i played really sold tho, he lost like 200 elo so im guessing he was new

[undone delta]

Me!

[hollow rapids]

alr i'll send it, tell me what you think

[robust gyro]

good morning/afternoon/evening 👋

[hollow rapids]

https://lichess.org/LlpV222i/black#42 @undone delta

[frosty peak]

optymystI (1276) vs. Hancelot2005 (1305)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O e6 8. Be3 Bd6 9. Nb5 Be7 10. a4 O-O 11. c3 a6 12. Na3 Rb8 13. Nc2 Ne4 14. Nce1 b5 15. axb5 axb5 16. h3 Bxf3 17. Bxf3 b4 18. Ra6 Qc8 19. Be2 bxc3 20. bxc3 Nxc3 21. Qd2 Nxe2+ 22. Qxe2 Bf6 23. Qa2 Nxd4 24. Bxd4 Bxd4 25. Nf3 Rb2 26. Qa4 Bf6 27. Rd1 Qb7 28. Rc1 Rb1 29. Rc6 Rxc1+ 30. Rxc1 h6 31. Qf4 Rd8 32. Rc7 Qb1+ 33. Kh2 Qa1 34. Qg4 d4 35. Qh5 Rf8 36. Rd7 Qc1 37. Nxd4 Qf4+ 38. g3 Qxf2+ 39. Kh1 Bxd4 40. Qd1 Be5 

[hollow rapids]

yes, mods, i know this is lichess

[fast scarab]

Hey guys

[hollow rapids]

this is a free country

[blazing sluice]

guys what does U13 mean?

[hollow rapids]

under 13

[gray trout]

What is it kira

[undone delta]

I got a lower elo than you 😭

[hollow rapids]

ah

[blazing sluice]

oh i saw someone saying "looking for someone U13

[fast scarab]

What do you mean

[gray trout]

He calls him self "non begginer" with 1300

[hollow rapids]

that's.... whut

[undone delta]

Word

[blazing sluice]

[gray trout]

Hows it going good sir

[ember acorn]

h

[twilit night]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me?

[ionic ore]

sure

[fast scarab]

Yeah good how about you

[robust gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-dog-what-cat-what-horse-dog-gif-12922782066956089731

[gray trout]

I am afraid I would defeat you too easily

[blazing sluice]

im learning catalan guys

[pulsar harness]

Let's play and decided

[twilit night]

He so handsome in that pic wow

[ionic ore]

anyone want to play with me im 680 elo

[robust gyro]

never heard of that one but good luck

[hollow rapids]

don't watch this, watch the danya video!!!!

[gray trout]

Kinda below average sir, as usual

[acoustic current]

Hey I just started Chess today, I know the basics of what the pieces can do, and was wondering if someone maybe like to play with me and teach me? (:

[fast scarab]

Why are u gay

[hollow rapids]

makes sense

[blazing sluice]

but @tropic moat is peak

[gray trout]

Ah allright gove user ill send

[twilit night]

Tell me I’m wrong

[hollow rapids]

yeah but danya is better at explaining it imo

[pulsar harness]

https://link.chess.com/play/mQy05d

[robust gyro]

when y’all are black pieces, what’s your favorite defense?

[hollow rapids]

caro kann

[fast scarab]

You're wrong

[twilit night]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[gray trout]

challange sent

[fast scarab]

As u wish I told

[robust gyro]

i find the Sicilian fun since putting my pawn on c5 guards the d4 square, so white can’t fully control the center with 2 pawns

[undone delta]

Im curious, when u pinned the knight to his queen in the start, is it better for him to do what he did (blocking with bishop) instead of pawn pushing the bishop away

[twilit night]

He looks hella dapper in that pic no doubt

Do not lie to me

[fast scarab]

Ok dud I'm just kidding

[trail bloom]

is 1600 blitz supposed to be this easy

[undone delta]

@hollow rapids

[trail bloom]

im already boutta hit 1700

[fast scarab]

Don't take it seriously man

[robust gyro]

as a low elo i have yet to understand how the Scandinavian defense ends up with black winning

[trail bloom]

black gets an active queen

[twilit night]

No more Mr nice guy. Do you really think this is some sort of joke. Do you know who I am.

[trail bloom]

can transfer it to the kingside easily

and most of the time they end up castling long

[hollow rapids]

to be honest i think it's best to ignore the pin, his light squared bishop is his stronger bishop, my dark square bishop is my stronger bishop, putting his bishop there isn't really optimal though if that's what you're asking.

[fast scarab]

How do I know who you are

[trail bloom]

so it's easy to attack

[austere prairie]

Wsp yall

[ionic ore]

whats best opening for 700s elo

[undone delta]

Im asking about using the bishop instead of his pawns

[gray trout]

@pulsar harness you got absolutely annihilated, just as I predicted

[hollow rapids]

it's better to use the pawn

[undone delta]

I usually use an end pawn to drive it away

[pulsar harness]

😊

[undone delta]

Oh ok

[hollow rapids]

the bishop is very missplaced on that square

[zealous mason]

im so swag

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me

[gray trout]

Opening dont matter just learn not to blunder pieces in one move so often

[robust gyro]

that’s true, but I thought it wasn’t wise to bring your queen into the game super early?

unless you’re going for scholar’s mate

[pulsar harness]

A 500 elo player brings a 2000 play to the middle of middle & end game

[hollow rapids]

najdorf sicilian is pretty easy to play

[pulsar harness]

😶

[twilit night]

Something you shouldn’t do if you don’t know what ur doing

[austere prairie]

I would but I gtg

[brittle iron]

30s?

[pulsar harness]

Ok

[pulsar harness]

https://link.chess.com/play/mQy05d

[gray trout]

Yea man if you play the scandinavian defense that means loss is guaranteed makes sense

[robust gyro]

understandable. I’m nowhere near the level to understand that level of genius

[twilit night]

Uhh

[zealous mason]

Its not chess principles, its chess suggestions

[hollow rapids]

it's not good, unless it's theory

[zealous mason]

its not good, unless its good ahhhh

[twilit night]

It’s not genius I think there’s like 3 squares the queen can go early that don’t allow your opponent to get tempos

[gray trout]

Wdym you literally blundered all youre pieces and mate in the opening basically

Insanely bad play

[zealous mason]

you.

[robust gyro]

thing is with me is that i make stupid mistakes that cost me pieces, and sometimes the game

[hollow rapids]

you shouldn't play the scandi if you have worse object permanence than a 2 year old

[twilit night]

Play longer games

[last badger]

The real reason why studying openings usually doesnt help much is cuz imagine u get everything u want out the opening. Most ppl cannot hold onto a +/-1.5+ advantage for very long

Dont be that guy who studies theory up to move 12, and then blunders on move 13

[zealous mason]

Scandi is like C-tier, it has very good WR tbf

[robust gyro]

i wouldn’t risk taking my queen out so early only for it to get attacked, but hey i know that if someone plays it right, they can end up on top

[pulsar harness]

You still don't understand leave it

[hollow rapids]

i mean it helps to have a plan for the middle game already, to know what you most likely have to achieve to win the game.

[robust gyro]

also, the Italian game and Spanish game’s only difference is where the bishop goes, right?

[gray trout]

I understand everything buddy

[rancid notch]

Wsg chat

[zealous mason]

yes but where the bishop goes is big deal

[gray trout]

Correct sir

[hollow rapids]

"only" it's a very big deal

[pulsar harness]

Then that's good then tell me why I did that move ( it's really a blunder move )

[rancid notch]

Highkey why am I not a trusted user yet I've been in the server for like a few days now

[robust gyro]

yeah, that’s true. probably shouldn’t have worded it like that, sorry

[zealous mason]

LMAO

[hollow rapids]

don't apologise for that, it's not that deep

[trail bloom]

why is blitz so easy

[gray trout]

You did that move because you are insanely bad player obviously

[trail bloom]

this dude just gave me like everything 😭

[hasty kayak]

hi

[robust gyro]

Italian is Bb4, while Spanish is Ba5 i think??

[pulsar harness]

Ok, thx you I will improve myself

[silver vortex]

1024 just lost by hanging his queen nice

[brittle iron]

oh, the one who told anyone that they wouldn"t waste another breather on me

[zealous mason]

bb4 and bg5

[pulsar harness]

Can anyone play with me?

[hollow rapids]

bc4 and bb5

[gray trout]

It might be hopeless but you go on and try I guess

[zealous mason]

close enough

[hasty kayak]

[hollow rapids]

spanish is not bg5? i think

[robust gyro]

just checked the board, yeah it’s those two

[pulsar harness]

🙂

[hollow rapids]

yeah thought so lol

[zealous mason]

yeah my brain malfunctioned. Its bc4 and bb5

[hollow rapids]

lol

[zealous mason]

its so easy to reverse those for me, idk

[silver vortex]

whats the thing to show my profile

[robust gyro]

still learning how to memorize board notation

[gray trout]

Yes sir, you teleport your bishop to a5

[zealous mason]

"youre" LMAO

[hollow rapids]

i love it when my centipawn loss is lower than the age of leonardo dicaprio's girlfriend

[zealous mason]

tryping to be toxic with spelling errors is crazy to me

[gray trout]

Typo

[silver vortex]

tryping

[gray trout]

Also I dont speak english sir

[zealous mason]

Bullying the bully is allowed

[jaunty reef]

grammar police ova here

[zealous mason]

over*

[acoustic current]

Hey I just started Chess today, I know the basics of where the pieces are allowed to go, was wondering if someone maybe like to play with me and teach me some stuff? (:

[robust gyro]

anyways. there was also the scotch opening, but I forgot how that one was

[hollow rapids]

d4 on move 3

[zealous mason]

Scotch is not a real opening

[exotic briar]

Yo sup

[hollow rapids]

it very much is

[exotic briar]

Back

[hollow rapids]

i love the scotch

[exotic briar]

No it isnt

[exotic briar]

Bruh

[robust gyro]

i mean levi covered it in his book, but

[gray trout]

I doubt I could teach you something if I play vs you buddy, you would just be destroyed instantly

[silver vortex]

when will my rating role update

[hollow rapids]

it literally trains every part of chess

[exotic briar]

Correct

[brittle iron]

would you be willing to play against me?

[robust gyro]

there was also the London, which i thought was super interesting. but that’s a queen’s pawn opening

[hollow rapids]

tactics, positional play, opening theory, practical middle games, end games

[sweet drift]

[hollow rapids]

the opening theory is easy to grasp

[exotic briar]

Yo anyone down for a match im 1300

[hollow rapids]

you get to play gambits

[small jungle]

Scotch?

[gray trout]

Ah idk today is a rest day im only playing noobs to calm my brain down, are you one of them?

[hollow rapids]

yes

[zealous mason]

Idk how you justify playing this w white

[hollow rapids]

tf is this

[brittle iron]

maybe?
depends on the definition of "noob"
1600

[robust gyro]

did bro go e3 with the kings pawn

[exotic briar]

Yo wanna play

[hollow rapids]

the scotch has like 1 complex variation

[gray trout]

Ah basically a strong noob

[brittle iron]

so, down?

[gray trout]

Can do if you want

[exotic briar]

Lol

[brittle iron]

username? time control?

[gray trout]

Drop user ill challange you

[exotic briar]

Yo can we play

[hollow rapids]

maybe 2

[brittle iron]

"gawonnie"

[zealous mason]

most played scotch line after bc5

[steep cargo]

Anyone up for rapid or blitz? 1000-

[zealous mason]

Do not play the person

[trail bloom]

aint no way he flagged LOLLLLLOLOL

[zealous mason]

No good