💬〡chess-talk

[zealous mason]

you have to be tilted for this to be funny

[halcyon steppe]

joined yesterday
ban speedrun 🥀

[twilit night]

Me and her mom were playing a lovely game of chess

[frail sierra]

They weird for taking it that way honestly

[fierce kettle]

@S2 are you Satrz

[trail bloom]

depends on the position

[undone loom]

💀 = funny

[zealous mason]

chill vikstar

[coral torrent]

yes

[twilit night]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[frail sierra]

Lord Vikk to u

[frail sierra]

Sounds satanic reported u to the Vatican

[coral torrent]

lol

[frail sierra]

If you play e4 should you play f5 or b6?

[zealous mason]

haha why do you genuinely look so much like him

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1401 (1416 peak)
Blitz: 1400 (peak)
Bullet: 1436 (peak)

[zealous mason]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-heart-heart-right-here-pointing-vikkstar123-gif-13346529

[frail sierra]

Dunno we may be twins I was adopted

[zealous mason]

@frail sierra happy to see you get some excerise!

[twilit night]

Wait is that actually you in ur pfp

Thought u were some fan lol

[frail sierra]

Of course

[viral sun]

isnt that VIKKSTAR

[zealous mason]

Congrats on the recent DJ'ing. Really love the new beatdrops

[frail sierra]

Appreciate brother

[coral torrent]

@fierce kettle can u go over the game in the vc after?

[zealous mason]

Whats the EBIDTA on those new sunglasses of yours

[frail sierra]

F16 s class 29

[twilit night]

Tf ts even mean

[fierce kettle]

I wish my mic never works and my laptop is basically ancient

Im getting a new one in a month

[frail sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-heart-heart-right-here-pointing-vikkstar123-gif-13346529

[zealous mason]

Adjusted earnings of €167 m is very impressive

[frail sierra]

Rookie numbers

[zealous mason]

Earnings before expenses in simple terms

[zealous mason]

Yeah youre just that guy

[twilit night]

Oh so net earnings?

[fierce kettle]

Can we play another gaem

*game

[coral torrent]

we can but do u wanna talk througfh it in pm

[frail sierra]

Scrabble?

[coral torrent]

whilst we platy

[zealous mason]

Opposite

[twilit night]

Whoops I get them mixed

[fierce kettle]

by pm do you mean the chat

[coral torrent]

private message

[fierce kettle]

ya

[frail sierra]

What’d you call me?

[twilit night]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-topic-jetstream-sam-mgr-metal-gear-rising-getting-out-gif-13512925468999510119

[blazing sluice]

(ignore that one loss)

i play better when im high

[frail sierra]

Can’t ignore such a crucial loss

[blazing sluice]

chess is NOT that hard

[frail sierra]

7k an hour

[abstract flower]

$

[blazing sluice]

R$

[frail sierra]

Bro just win more games

[blazing sluice]

bro its not even that hard at 1100

opps blunder every time

[frail sierra]

Just don’t lose then u will prob win

[rich musk]

are we allowed to post game links

also hi people

[frail sierra]

‘game links’ okay bro.

[twilit night]

There’s a channel for that

[rich musk]

oh alr thanks

[blazing sluice]

my profile guys

[twilit night]

Not that I think anyone would care

[rich musk]

i js want someone to guess my elo lol

[frail sierra]

Keep hustling kid nearly there

[blazing sluice]

london system got me this far

[rich musk]

My ELO fell off too much so my profile is embarassing to show

[twilit night]

400-600

[rich musk]

yeah ur mostly right

[twilit night]

That was a cool checkmate

[frail sierra]

Only played for 1 month as well

[cobalt oxide]

Hi

[frail sierra]

I may be the goat just maybe

[fickle idol]

Bro, 1000 elo...

He sacrifices the king

[twilit night]

Ur from Bolivia?

That’s sick

[fickle idol]

yes

[twilit night]

Okay thought so I’m kinda rusty on my flags

[heady moon]

Lol, it's more common than you think even in higher elo

[frail sierra]

Keep hustling kid one day you will come close

[sinful quiver]

gyat

[frail sierra]

Racism won’t be tolerated

[fickle idol]

Scholar's Mate 💀

[sinful quiver]

what

[frail sierra]

You know what you did

[sinful quiver]

[sinful quiver]

he moved that pawn there, right...?

-# if he didnt i dont know how you got to 1000 no offense

[frail sierra]

Nah it moved it self

[sinful quiver]

play when

[cobalt oxide]

You know i face that sometimes in my blitz games
So I guess it still works against some other idiots who are my rating

[twilit night]

This is just what happens when you spend 27 seconds on the opening when you have no clue what ur doing lol

10 minute game

[plush nacelle]

Hi

[heady moon]

Yeah fr

[sinful quiver]

[frail sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mcgregor-conor-icecream-conor-mmachat-mapachenova-gif-26643106

[blazing sluice]

Ne4 Qh4+ Qe4+ Qh1+

[sinful quiver]

ik that lol thats why i put a blunder

[cobalt oxide]

I need to stop playing 3 min blitz fr
Id probably beat my blitz peak

[blazing sluice]

are you smurfing 400

[sinful quiver]

no im just a good 317

[rich musk]

it feels good to checkmate, but when im facing 100 elo players, its not that special

[blazing sluice]

it feels so good ending a game before entering end game

[cobalt oxide]

Well I imagine you won't be facing them to often?

[sinful quiver]

when i dont wanna play as black i just offer draw and they agree for some reason lol

[rich musk]

well my blitz rating is 275 so thats cooked,only face them once in a while

[fickle idol]

c6?

[blazing sluice]

i mean i have a better winrate playing as black

[rich musk]

i played my friend today in a 5 minute blitz, and it was kinda close, he's 1600

[frail sierra]

Your 275 and it was close ye sure

[rich musk]

not the elo definitely

[blazing sluice]

a close game between a 275 and 1600 😱

[tawdry marten]

what are they feeding 600's? or r they js on stockfish?

[rich musk]

my rapid is like 500, blitz is 275 because i won the 5 matches only now

[fickle idol]

Of course, he moved pawn to c6, yeah, now your rook is saved, but your king isnt

Rooks are better than kings

[ember acorn]

Anyone wanna play? I'm desperately trying to get to 1000 elo 😭

[rich musk]

only if you're bad /j

[cobalt oxide]

I won't play but what's your elo?

[blazing sluice]

what are they feeding me 😂 ✌️

[ember acorn]

830. Was 1600 on an older account, but lost the password

[tawdry marten]

ok im convinced this dude is using stockfish. he played the most random and meaningless move ever that wasnt even a waiting move.

[ember acorn]

The elo-gaining process is a slow one

[tawdry marten]

theyre feeding u breakfast.

[cerulean pond]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-doggo-I9f--k01KQX8P0PBH231WPHPDPN5MMVX

[blazing sluice]

but there was a time...

[cobalt oxide]

Uhhh
Why isnt it faster?
You take a break or something

[rich musk]

some good food to get you motivated ✌️

[ember acorn]

The app'll only let me play 800s

[sinful quiver]

i meant if it was already there it would just be sad considering the location of your queen

[ember acorn]

So that's like +10 elo per game

too slow

[rich musk]

down here in 400 its like 80 per win, and -80 per loss

[blazing sluice]

because you are 800

[sinful quiver]

and he sacrifices THE ROOOOK

-# dont help me this is live btw

[ember acorn]

hmm

[cobalt oxide]

Sounds like you lost some games when you were getting you're new account rating

[blazing sluice]

north korea?!

[sinful quiver]

🙂

[cobalt oxide]

Too manyc

[latent crystal]

Then stop losing fr

And gain elo

[rich musk]

is sandbagging ever an issue in lower elos?

[fickle idol]

do you think that i am stupid?

[latent crystal]

Can be, there's also Cheaters which is arguably just as bad

[sinful quiver]

no lol

[ember acorn]

I don't lose

[latent crystal]

I mean either way your just losing

[sinful quiver]

and he sacrifices THE BISHOPPP

[latent crystal]

Then you'll gain elo

It just takes time

[ember acorn]

I do, but not much 😭

[latent crystal]

Be patient

[latent crystal]

Well keep chipping away at it xd

Gaining ELO takes months to years

[fickle idol]

But it's obvious that the pawn wasnt there 😭

[latent crystal]

Depending on Ur goal

[sinful quiver]

hey 1000s can blunder too

[ember acorn]

Mainly trying to get back to my peak 1600 (from an old acc)

[fickle idol]

I always blunder but because a miss click

[blazing sluice]

nobodys reacting because its a 300 elo game

[cobalt oxide]

You were loosing at some point I imagine

[blazing sluice]

[ember acorn]

I lost my first three games, but it kept me at a 400

Probably why

[jaunty totem]

👋🏽😼 Good morning chess lovers ❤️♟️

[ember acorn]

I just need to play someone at my level lol 😭

[sinful quiver]

🙁

[jaunty totem]

I love chess 💖♟️

[fickle idol]

I'm getting a stroke @sinful quiver

[rain sapphire]

Lol

[rich musk]

ik i can't be talking since im low elo, but the amount of misses the opponents have in low elo is crazy

[cobalt oxide]

Ah so thats what did it 🤭

[jaunty totem]

👋🏽😼 be welcome, what is your elo?

[sinful quiver]

why?

[cobalt oxide]

I'll play you

[sinful quiver]

i saved the rooks

[ember acorn]

Okay

[tawdry marten]

i hate rooks.

[ember acorn]

user: moons_k

[sinful quiver]

why are you getting a stroke, are you okay?

[fickle idol]

Because the 300 elo game

[sinful quiver]

whats wrong with being 300 elo?

[jaunty totem]

🙁 I died ignored

[ember acorn]

is that the north korea flag

[fickle idol]

Yup

[sinful quiver]

I JUST HUNG THE ROOK WHAT AM I DOING

[jaunty totem]

Bye cruel world 🌎

[rich musk]

its just beginner level, come back when ur higher is the expectation here ig

[cobalt oxide]

Rated or unrated?

[tawdry marten]

i cant get past 600 no matter what

[rain sapphire]

300s make the best brilliants though

[ember acorn]

Whichever you prefer

I don't want to make you lose 600 elo lol /j

[cobalt oxide]

Sent

[sinful quiver]

frfr

[latent crystal]

Niceee, yeah you could do that pretty soon then

[rich musk]

sandbaggers in 300 be like

[rain sapphire]

Sandbaggers when they meet another sandbagger

[rich musk]

"aw man! i thought 300 elo players suck! this guys a toughie"

[sinful quiver]

i won haha

[blazing sluice]

average 1450 bullet game

[sinful quiver]

hey thats not nice

the sandbaggers have feelings too

tweny wun

[cerulean pond]

https://klipy.com/gifs/death-101--k01KQX9FN71D3WGVHVWB8HDYGGM

[sinful quiver]

?

[cerulean pond]

they don't

[rich musk]

only the cackling from destroying a 300 elo

[jaunty totem]

👋🏽😼 Hi everyone

I like chess

[rain sapphire]

Hello, i like chess too

[jaunty totem]

Nice ❤️

[sinful quiver]

jokes on you i destroy 300 elos without sandbagging

[fluid crow]

same lol 😁

[sinful quiver]

personally i hate it

[ember acorn]

evil bobby fischer

[tawdry marten]

ok back at 600 elo. road to 700 now.

[jaunty totem]

I lied, in my case I like it more or less, because I loose too much

[sinful quiver]

6 7

[rich musk]

ok guys lets all laugh

[little cliff]

Anyone up for a game?

[sinful quiver]

😆

[little cliff]

I'm bored

[sinful quiver]

hi bored im @sinful quiver

[jaunty totem]

Me, but handicapped

[little cliff]

My elo is 200 only I'm noob

[sinful quiver]

im 300 so me fr

[jaunty totem]

My elo is low

[little cliff]

What is you're username👹

[sinful quiver]

you are rated 2100

[little cliff]

HEY SOFY

Challenge me

[sinful quiver]

Sacrifice_The_Kiing

-# (that's two i's in king)

[jaunty totem]

😁 nice to meet you

[jaunty totem]

Not me

[sinful quiver]

yes u trust

[high cosmos]

who want to play chess.com

[sinful quiver]

i want to play chess.com because i am playing chess.com right now

[jaunty totem]

Nice to meet you

[sinful quiver]

@little cliff what happened to rated 200 smh

[high cosmos]

i mean chess in the park

[jaunty totem]

Very good

[tawdry marten]

nvm i hate chess as a whole

[high cosmos]

dms

[jaunty totem]

Alright

[ember acorn]

@cobalt oxide GGs

[tawdry marten]

its either a) ppl using stockfish, b) smurfs on their little cousins acc or c) every 600 is a grandmaster which i doubt

[rocky forum]

E

[ember acorn]

HOW on God's green earth was my accuracy so high

[cobalt oxide]

Gg
Rematch?

[ember acorn]

I might cry

[ember acorn]

Can't. Have to run a few errands real quick

[cobalt oxide]

Hm

[ember acorn]

Can I add you on there tho

[cobalt oxide]

If you want

[rain sapphire]

Your sign to play otb

[fluid crow]

there is a d but I wont say it

[rain sapphire]

Say it

[fluid crow]

skill issue...

[sinful quiver]

the low elos have improved im crine 😭

[rich musk]

play lichess or smth

[dark maple]

Anyone to be friends on chess.com and practice?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> avoidthecheck

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Rapid: 1401 (1416 peak)
Blitz: 1400 (peak)
Bullet: 1501 (peak)

[blazing sluice]

1500 bullet bro i gotta sleep

i was 1290 in bullet in the morning

[sinful quiver]

im so tuff i beat a 1500 as a 300

[fickle idol]

everything (im kidding

[fickle idol]

And why are you 300?

[jade relic]

No

[sinful quiver]

cause i dont play that much fr

[fickle idol]

accept My request.

Its not rated

[sinful quiver]

👍

[rich musk]

RamenLikesChess is my user

[blazing sluice]

a nice conversation with a rival! :3

[ember acorn]

moons_k is my user

[nimble arch]

you didnt have to be rude back. Unfortunate that people are like that

[blazing sluice]

i dont believe in forgiveness

i dont have a trait of being positive to negative

[dark maple]

I thought you were the one being called low IQ at first then I realized you were called a slur, nah that's fair game.

[icy spire]

Gimmie elo guyzz

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2544 (2554 peak)

[ember acorn]

Road to 0 elo 🤑

[icy spire]

🥺

[blazing sluice]

good at chess = high IQ

[jade relic]

Hello differentiation

[ember acorn]

Niemann is the exception /j

[icy spire]

Sadly noh If I have high IQ I would have aced my exams

[nimble arch]

that is not true.

[gilded kite]

Hello pixel

[blazing sluice]

you dont put in the effort thats why, you dont enjoy studying for exams which is a sign of high IQ

[ember acorn]

Not true, because I have like 200-something IQ, but I suck at chess

[gilded kite]

Long time no see

[blazing sluice]

sure you do

[dark maple]

Eh it doesn't quite correlate that way.

[nimble arch]

forgiveness or not you dont gotta stoop to their level

[blazing sluice]

[ember acorn]

I'm joking, obviously. I have 300 iq.

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 233 (303 peak)
Blitz: 275 (peak)
Bullet: 400

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Rapid: 827 (peak)
Bullet: 421

[rich musk]

holy these stats are bad (mine)

[blazing sluice]

but its a mechanism of forgiveness to respond with positivity, im not capable of that

[buoyant warren]

yooo

[ancient grail]

Hi waffle

[ember acorn]

Calling someone low IQ is not in the same vicinity as calling someone a slur 😭

[blazing sluice]

isnt magnus carlsen 160 IQ

[tall loom]

magnus is clearly 83 IQ

[icy spire]

I cram/study for my exams🥺 but I don't do gud at it

[ember acorn]

Farenheit or celsius

[blazing sluice]

wait youre not good at chess, youre 1400 same as me

[icy spire]

Anyway I did I test online it said I have 92-99 IQ

[icy spire]

Ye I suck

[ancient grail]

I got max score on my psychologist's IQ test

[ember acorn]

"I took one when I was younger and got the highest possible"

[icy spire]

Ye

[nimble arch]

Ah I do agree with that, but it just esclates it

[ember acorn]

Valid point

[nimble arch]

doesnt have to be forgiveness, just being the better person

[tall loom]

i can't get a rapid match

no one plays 10+0

[dark maple]

I believe the foundation of IQ has been debunked quite deeply in the modern field of science and neurology. It's rooted deeply in eugenics ideologies steeped in the Malthusian derivations of social darwinian theory which is also higly problematic.

[blazing sluice]

he responded what do i do @nimble arch im letting you text him

[ancient grail]

Yeah rapid is rare above 2400

[halcyon steppe]

calmest chess.com player after losing a fair game:

[sinful quiver]

i do

[blazing sluice]

bro i dont even remember him i played like 50 games during those 3 hours

[ember acorn]

"chatgdp simplify this for kindergarten reading level"

[dark maple]

You gotta flambe their ass

[halcyon steppe]

he said a no no mods take him out

[slate crater]

I believe it has been shown in some studies that IQ does coorelate positively with the rate of elo growth in chess

[dark maple]

Oh my bad apologies.

[halcyon steppe]

anyways im gonna go back to the only mode im good at

bullet 🤑

[tall loom]

the entire IQ discussion generally is about a person trying to feel special in some way

[ember acorn]

That does make sense

[zinc prairie]

What a fight

[dark maple]

That or attempting to justify subjugating certain demographics in society.

[slate crater]

But however it should be taken into account that IQ is not the only defining factor in chess success, so do not feel like youre superior if you have 130 IQ but also have 130 elo

[icy spire]

Dw gng everyone is special

[nimble arch]

report + block, we dont need these ppl in ur life and theres no need to engage

[blazing sluice]

@dark maple told me to fumble their ###

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-lightning-crash-out-gif-4015029622416133418

[tall loom]

the smartest people I’ve ever met, if they took an IQ test, would be completely average

[halcyon steppe]

they should make martin a coach

[ember acorn]

obv haven't met me yet 🤑

[slate crater]

"This move is brilliant. I dont know why, maybe my kids know"

[dark maple]

I mean biologically speaking your nuclear DNA is quite unique compared to most people.

[halcyon steppe]

this is why

[icy spire]

Ye everyone is different

Everything's is different

That's why we can play a game of chess

[slate crater]

"Apparently this move blunders your queen. How is that a blunder?? What??"

[buoyant warren]

you blocked the bishop check with the queen, trading off an inactive piece for an active one. great move!

[dark maple]

I think people are generally quite unique but our societal conditioning tends to encourage people to assimilate into particular facets of life.

[ember acorn]

Everyone is different, yet we're all the same

[blazing sluice]

should i rematch with him?

[slate crater]

"Brilliant move! You ignored the pin of your knight to the queen and attacked a vulnerable pawn with your knight!"

[icy spire]

Yes

[dark maple]

That is also scientifically true lol we share more in common with each other than populations of chimpanzees in different parts of Africa it's super cool.

[ancient grail]

Do it. I'll be your Stockfish

[blazing sluice]

no HE is the one who needs stockfish 😭

i just saw the game we played, he blundered his queen 10th move

[ancient grail]

Lmao

[zinc prairie]

another rapid

[halcyon steppe]

1 minute is the best because you wait until the end and just spam premoves until you win
its so peak

[icy spire]

I wanna be a varsity but it's tuff to beat 2k opponents otb

[dark maple]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-3752235350481134998

[halcyon steppe]

10th?
rookie numbers
try 3rd 😎

[slate crater]

im 1100 how bad am i compared to 2000

[dark maple]

LMAO

[ember acorn]

omni-man???

[ancient grail]

Abyssmal

[dark maple]

Correct in terms of voice actor but his Jonah Jameson I believe from spiderman

[cursive narwhal]

Anyone watching the lakers game

[blazing sluice]

same guy talking about "stop running!!!!"

[slate crater]

Amazon attack 🤢

[ember acorn]

No I quit watching the nba after spurs lost

[cursive narwhal]

😂

That was a good ass game though

[dark maple]

I never really understood basketball.

[halcyon steppe]

i just played the worst bullet game of my life and somehow got a brilliant im crying how 😭

[cursive narwhal]

That series is gonna be cinema

[halcyon steppe]

im so smart

[ember acorn]

It was

[grand acorn]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/168291445474

[frosty peak]

Nightlen (2204) vs. Edilson8923 (2183)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 g6 5. c4 Bg7 6. Be3 d6 7. Nc3 Nf6 8. f3 Qa5 9. Qd2 O-O 10. O-O-O Nb4 11. a3 Na6 12. Kb1 Qd8 13. h4 Nc5 14. g4 Nfd7 15. h5 Ne5 16. Bh6 Ne6 17. Bxg7 Kxg7 18. hxg6 hxg6 19. Qh6+ Kf6 20. Nd5# 

[ember acorn]

Made me cry fr

[grand acorn]

another national master bites the dust

[rich musk]

ughhh i hate blitz i was so close to winning

[dark maple]

You'll get them next time!

[grand acorn]

I love playing against the accelerated dragon

[dark maple]

Keep your head up.

[slate crater]

there are two types of people here: people with 3 digit elo and people above 2000 elo

[cursive narwhal]

I really thought that 3 was going in

Would’ve been one of the most hype playoff moments

[halcyon steppe]

gotta wait until tomorrow to see how i accidentally did my first brilliant move 🥀

[grand acorn]

You get such natural easy flowing attacks, makes me almost sad i haven't kept maining the open sicil but it's pretty rare for accelerated dragon to be played

[grand acorn]

link me the game

[rich musk]

Yeah it was close checkmate, I didn't focus on the time, thinking it was rapid

[blazing sluice]

this guy is pissing me off

im gonna block him

[grand acorn]

id just ignore

[dark maple]

Sounds like you will be ready next time.

[grand acorn]

blunders happen at all levels don't get rage baited

i blundered a mate in 2 earlier just because i let some discord pings distract me lol

[halcyon steppe]

i dont think you want me to you will genuinely see the worst chess gameplay that has ever chessed

[grand acorn]

just link it to me in dms

[blazing sluice]

but youre 2200!

[grand acorn]

or here

[nimble arch]

not a new thing

[grand acorn]

i think that proves my point if a 2200 hangs it

[grand acorn]

it can happen to anyone also hi pixel :)

[nimble arch]

Hi :)

[blazing sluice]

😭

he didnt win bro

[grand acorn]

I'm going to be playing in the chicago open near the end of this month

i haven't played otb in quite awhile but i am excited

[granite tapir]

Thought this was a nice move at 1000 elo to win the game

[grand acorn]

i haven't decided all the prep im gonna do i mean ive played a lot of chess so maybe it's ok to just wing it

[grand acorn]

that is good board vision even at a 2k level, seeing these pawn breakthroughs are really good signs that you have the potential to be a super strong player!

[granite tapir]

Thank you rly appreciate that. Been stuck on 1000 for two months now so have started doing puzzles and practicing closed positions + endgames. Feel like once I climb a little bit I’ll be able to keep going

[wicked rain]

hi

[midnight shore]

hi

[grand acorn]

just remember to have fun with the game, when we win we have fun, but when we lose we learn

[visual jetty]

apparently this is a bad move 😭

[grand acorn]

Lose with curiosity and win with grace is the best way to conduct your chess

[nimble arch]

oooh nice

[blazing sluice]

i rematch with every person i lose to for vengeance

[lone glen]

This is the first time the chat is actually sane🤩

[blazing sluice]

guys is 1500 bullet good

[nimble arch]

its good if you think its good

[radiant flume]

last night played chess with my booty

[ember forum]

surprise

[blazing sluice]

its never enough

[lone glen]

Is 99999999999999 bullet enough?

[blazing sluice]

acceptable

[twilit night]

The average chess.com account is 700 and the average human is like 100 so pretty good imo

[blazing sluice]

i need to upgrade my board vision to a point where i can trap them 3 moves before they catch on

[lone glen]

You rematch but then when you win you stop playing because youre scared you might lose

[blazing sluice]

theres still room for growth

[boreal torrent]

no need to be salty lol

[lone glen]

Is anyone 1600-1999 and is active?

[blazing sluice]

ill be 1600 soon trust

[lone glen]

In saying that there is lots of peoples that are like that

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> avoidthecheck

This is the Chess.com profile of avoidthecheck. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1401 (1416 peak)
Blitz: 1400 (peak)
Bullet: 1501 (peak)

[lone glen]

Ok ig

[twilit night]

Very true

[pseudo sable]

im 1800 rn

[rustic cloak]

Yoo 94 percent accuracy... (Mostly closed position) But... You're telling me that I have to improve this level of performance even in higher elo count?

[twilit night]

1500 puts you at above like 90% of all chess players atleast

[boreal torrent]

wanna play?

[twilit night]

I think

[lone glen]

Bullet?

[boreal torrent]

yup

[lone glen]

Sure, whats your user?

[pseudo sable]

guys whats ur elo in chess.com?

[lone glen]

2292 is my peak😭😭😭

[boreal torrent]

Aquamochii

[pseudo sable]

rapid?

[blazing sluice]

guys whats chess.com rating ratio to fide rating ratio

comparison

[lone glen]

Bullet

[pseudo sable]

oh ok

[nimble arch]

there isnt one

[lone glen]

Why did it say 2200-2399?

[nimble arch]

It varies too much

[pseudo sable]

im very shit at low time controls tbh

[boreal torrent]

Idk

[lone glen]

But maybe i could win😅

[boreal torrent]

send a challenge then

[lone glen]

Im going to my computer

[blazing sluice]

i dont understand him can someone translate

[nimble arch]

we already had suggested you block them

[blazing sluice]

i feel bad

they have no one to talk to about chess

[lone glen]

Do you see it?

[wicked rain]

hey guys i got my first checkmate

[ember acorn]

1600 peak

[wicked rain]

or it said i got a checkmate

[mossy canopy]

Yo guys

[boreal torrent]

gg

[lone glen]

My internet😭😭

[wicked rain]

are you guys proud of my checkmate

[lone glen]

gg

[wicked rain]

wait lemme get the whole game

[lone glen]

Bonjour frerot

[sly dock]

guys know chessladder.org?

[wicked rain]

does anyone wanna see the checkmate i got 🥺

[halcyon steppe]

i just won by timeout when my opponent had mate in 1 my life actually just flashed before my eyes

[mossy canopy]

@wicked rain you are french

Mee too

[wicked rain]

huh

why did i get @'ed

[lone glen]

Im filipino

[zinc prairie]

Why bro stalled for 5 mins then started winning and he was losing on time?

[halcyon steppe]

what

[zinc prairie]

Nvm

[lone glen]

I live in quebec

[halcyon steppe]

ok

[mossy canopy]

Me too I'm live in quebec

[lone glen]

I know, your bio said

[rich musk]

last year i played my friend at school and checkmated him in 5 moves, classic scholars mate

[wicked rain]

hey guys i have 448 elo

[rich musk]

nice man im 290 (i fell off)

[wicked rain]

/is that bad

or good

[rich musk]

beginner level

[wicked rain]

can i show u a checkmate i did

[rich musk]

idk can u send images on here (trusted?)

[wicked rain]

i cant

[halcyon steppe]

just got another brilliant 😭
2nd brilliant ever less than half an hour after getting my first

this time i lowkey actually deserved it though my move was kinda smart

[blazing sluice]

WHY DOESNT THIS SAY BRILLIANT

[rich musk]

whats ur elo also

[rich musk]

woah that was an amazing move

[pseudo sable]

thats a pretty simple tactic

[halcyon steppe]

uhhhh
like 500 bullet
i just started doing bullet regularly yesterday

[zinc prairie]

I'm done playing chess. It's time to mog in checkers.

[halcyon steppe]

ok

[zinc prairie]

Thank you for your understanding, sir!

[lone glen]

What would you do if you had a twin? And that twin is opposite your gender.

[halcyon steppe]

i would have a twin

[zinc prairie]

That would be cool!

[lone glen]

What would you do with your twin?

[lone glen]

It is

[undone ravine]

chess.com chess.com

[halcyon steppe]

call them handsome

[ancient grail]

Play them in a game of chess

[lone glen]

Are you a girl?

[lone glen]

Would you win?

[halcyon steppe]

no

[lone glen]

So your twin would be a girl then

[earnest raft]

...

what is bro tryna say

[halcyon steppe]

what

[lone glen]

I said that the twin must have the opposite gender as yours

[burnt burrow]

😭🙏

[zinc prairie]

What are you trying to do? This is the chess talk channel.

[lone glen]

But im talking chess rn

Im 2300 elo

[halcyon steppe]

under normal circumstances there is literally a 0% chance for identical twins to be different genders 😭

[halcyon steppe]

that doesnt make the conversation about chess

[lone glen]

Elo = the reason why 99% players play chess

Btw i didnt know that caterpillars turns into butterflies.

I thought they turned into cats

[blazing sluice]

guys is the difference between 1500 chess elo and 1780 fide elo significant

[sour bison]

I thought they turned into pillars

[lone glen]

Yes

[blazing sluice]

im scared for my tournament bro

he is scary

[lone glen]

They turned into cat-er-pillars

[lone glen]

Have you ever played He

[blazing sluice]

whats that

[lone glen]

You said that He is scary

[blazing sluice]

Ohh you meant if i have played him

[sour bison]

I'm like 1200 and I've played 1900 fide rated players before in tournaments 💔 either way you'll learn from it

[blazing sluice]

yea he is scary he beat me while having 1 minute

[lone glen]

I love chess

[sour bison]

Chess is for smart people

[blazing sluice]

yes i larp as a high IQ individual

heh, i got 1500 elo in bullet

[lone glen]

Its also for monkeys

Humans are still monkeys

[sour bison]

Ninja emoji was brave icl

[sour bison]

I'm 1200 rapid 🥲

[blazing sluice]

how did you beat a 1900 fide are you lyin

[sour bison]

I never said I beat them, I just played them

[lone glen]

He never said that😭

[sour bison]

She*

[blazing sluice]

it*

[sinful quiver]

why dont i just play bullet 😭 i spent 41s of time https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168295274970/review

[frosty peak]

Sacrifice_The_Kiing (349) vs. WilliHampter (340)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. e3 Nf6 4. Nd2 e6 5. Bd3 Bb4 6. c3 Ba5 7. Ngf3 e5 8. Nxe5 Nxe5 9. dxe5 Nh5 10. Qxh5 g6 11. Bxg6 hxg6 12. Qxh8+ Kd7 13. e6+ Ke7 14. Bg5+ Kd6 15. Bxd8 c6 16. Qf8+ 

[lone glen]

Im not english so im bad at gramar

[blazing sluice]

?

[lone glen]

I call myself a cat😹

[sour bison]

literally half the world has English as a first or second language 😭🙏

[lone glen]

Like my country lol

[steady moon]

english as a native language.

[sour bison]

Which country is it

[blazing sluice]

unfortunate

[lone glen]

Im filipino bruva

[blazing sluice]

bro filipino was british no?

[sour bison]

yo what time is it over there

[lone glen]

9:34 AM

[blazing sluice]

its 3 am in europe

[brazen wolf]

Magnus really washed huh?

[blazing sluice]

and i got school tomorrow

[sinful quiver]

according to my testing with the analysis board and suggestion arrows the best opening is slav defense modern exchange variation

[sour bison]

2:35am for me

[blazing sluice]

are u 🇬🇧

[sinful quiver]

bro in the past

[lone glen]

Are you killing youself?

[sour bison]

🇮🇪

[blazing sluice]

🇬🇧

[sour bison]

Getting close icl

[lone glen]

You will die by lack of sleep

[sour bison]

Fuh u

[ancient grail]

Why does the irish and indian flag look so similar

[blazing sluice]

irish are indians

[sour bison]

🇮🇪🇮🇳

[lone glen]

Because they use similar colors

[robust widget]

can confirm n(I'm Indian)

[sour bison]

Can't confirm (I'm Irish)

[blazing sluice]

racisme 😠

[sinful quiver]

🇬🇧

[lone glen]

Filipinos are Angels?

[blazing sluice]

🇬🇧

[sour bison]

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[robust widget]

Why can't I send the flag of Niger ?

[blazing sluice]

mods

[sour bison]

What are these colonizers in the chat bro

[lone glen]

🇳🇪

[robust widget]

why 😭😭

[twilit bear]

Is there a 67 gambit

[lone glen]

You wanted

[robust widget]

Why am i not allowed to send a flag
Couldn't even say "bruh"

[lone glen]

You offer a draw 67 times.

[blazing sluice]

🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 🇮🇹

[blazing sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-meme-67-cat-sillykitties-silly-kitties-gif-17015309895186627041

[robust widget]

Stop

[twilit bear]

I'm 600 elo irl but chess.com's people under 200 elo are somehow better than me :/

[robust widget]

Relatable (im 1000)

[grizzled schooner]

lol

[sour bison]

Anyone here see chess the musical?

[robust widget]

What's that ?

[twilit night]

Peep ivory coast

[nimble arch]

what

[twilit night]

You’ll never believe this

[cobalt oxide]

Im very confused Sir

[twilit night]

Australia/N America are safest by far if I can’t choose country

[analog hinge]

Just know witty alien is the right choice

[lone glen]

Witty Alien is an Alien continent

[robust widget]

Africa is an option but Asia is not ? 😓

[sour bison]

Musical based in cold war times, focused around a soviet and an American chess player

[robust widget]

How is America safe ? What if you're the 14% ?

[lone glen]

I forgot Asia lol😭

[sour bison]

They share a common love interest as well, soundtrack is low-key a banger

[steady moon]

everyone vote africa.

[lone glen]

Hell nah

You like Jollof rice no?

[twilit night]

I take back N America because it includes Central America to everyone outside of America

[cobalt oxide]

South Sudan is close to hell

[twilit night]

America is safe in the context of the 200 other countries

[lone glen]

Yall nobody wanna live in antarctica

[sour bison]

Ireland is pretty chill

[robust widget]

lmao

[twilit night]

I would get killed so fast outside of any resort in Mexico

[lone glen]

Is this a fire book cover or trash?

[twilit night]

Cartel gonna turn me into a soccer ball

[cobalt oxide]

North America sucks on account of USA
Definitely Europe

[robust widget]

Nah they lowkey chill (crime rates drop with new Dragonball episodes)

[twilit night]

Australia is literally a grunted safe pick

[robust widget]

A spider's gonna eat you alive

[twilit night]

Shi I’ll take my chances

Better than impoverished or war torn

[cobalt oxide]

Yeah id take my chances too tbh

[robust widget]

I think Asia is high risk high reward

[cobalt oxide]

Well id still want to speak English

[deft shard]

Hi

[robust widget]

You will lmao

[onyx finch]

Anyone wanna play with me?

[robust widget]

Your rating.?

[cobalt oxide]

Not many English speaking places in asia compared to Europe

[twilit night]

Africa is the gamblings man’s pick, I would totally be down to live in Botswana, sa or like Tunisia

[onyx finch]

1380

[robust widget]

yea
I was.just joking

[robust widget]

I'm 1000
Let's try

[onyx finch]

What's ur user

[robust widget]

Let me check

[cobalt oxide]

Yeah South Africa is chill and
Niger unironically

[twilit night]

Oooh

[robust widget]

Dhruuv22

[twilit night]

Seychelles

Seychelles is the goat of Africa

I’m happy I remembered it

São Tomé and principe

Is also pretty developed and rich I believe

[thorn trench]

Anyone want to play against me

[robust widget]

Your rating ?

[cobalt oxide]

Oh I never heard of it
Gotta look it up

[twilit night]

I can name like 50/60 African countries

[thorn trench]

Idk what is I just started playing a couple days ago

[twilit night]

I think Africa has 54 to be exact

[thorn trench]

Ik I can beat my hole house hold

[twilit night]

Geoguessr is insanely fun if you like studying to improve and if you get satisfaction from using the info you studied than I def recommend trying it out

[cobalt oxide]

Lol you the type of guy that memorizes country flag and stuff

?

[twilit night]

I know flags, country shapes, names

I’m learning provinces now

I can name all the Indonesian provinces that’s really it tho

[cobalt oxide]

College reasons or just a hobby?
Cool nonetheless

[twilit night]

Just always been naturally good at geography

Good memory

Autism

[ancient grail]

I wonder if that memory can be put into learning openings

[halcyon steppe]

not true
proof: i play it

[cobalt oxide]

Makes sense
I hear some autistic people have good memory

[twilit night]

Yeah but I’m like 800 so not yet

[proven wave]

Hello @twilit night @cobalt oxide please keep this chat related to chess. This is #💬〡chess-talk after all 🙂 lot of people here wanna talk about chess.
If you want to continue this of topic feel free to do so in #💬〡general-off-topic
Thank you very much.

[cobalt oxide]

😔

[robust widget]

I'm usually better 😓

[onyx finch]

[robust widget]

[halcyon steppe]

for the second time in the last hour ive won by timeout while my opponent had mate in 1

love bullet chess

[cobalt oxide]

On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your pain?

[obtuse elk]

mohit ngl you should've quit discord instead of chess

[proven wave]

That is just your opinion 😉

[obtuse elk]

so you're saying you disagree

[proven wave]

Thanks for the suggestion tho.

[proven wave]

Yes.

[obtuse elk]

i bet scipio is much happier after quitting discord rather than chess

[proven wave]

I Am not Scipio.

[obtuse elk]

you don't need to be

[proven wave]

Do you still play chess?

[obtuse elk]

often enough

[proven wave]

Nice

Anyway bye

[obtuse elk]

[pine jungle]

how catfishers be moving in 2026

[onyx finch]

Wanna do a video call?

[proven wave]

Fun facts - I am already going to take a long break from discord and chess. From may-10 to June 1st

[mortal bronze]

interesting

rest well mohit

[pine jungle]

u mean Ai video call

[obtuse elk]

ah

[onyx finch]

Yes im ai

[proven wave]

That will not be a rest xD it will be very hard Because of my real life. And.. that work anyway bye everyone

Have a wonderful day/night

[mortal bronze]

you still need to tell me why you can't quit

[robust widget]

Explains your gameplay

[ember acorn]

Anyone wanna play? I'm desperately trying to get to 1000 elo 😭 (at 830 rn)

[robust widget]

Sure (I'm 1000)

[proven wave]

I just said real life will be hard. I did not say I can't quit. But not forever tho. I love chess and this place

[ember acorn]

Okay

My user is moons_k

[robust widget]

Dhruuv22

Ykw, let's play later

[ember acorn]

ok

[mortal bronze]

you said earlier that there are reasons you can't quit your job that clearly exploits you

[ember acorn]

Anyone want to play rn?

[little cliff]

I do

[halcyon steppe]

0 because i got my first 2 brilliant moves within 30 minutes of each other playing bullet
i even knew what one of them was

[little cliff]

My elo is 100

[robust widget]

My rating wouldn't agree but same

[little cliff]

Can we play game?

[ember acorn]

ohh cause 1800-1999=100

[robust widget]

I'm actually 1000

[ember acorn]

yeah makes sense

[halcyon steppe]

on what

[little cliff]

I want play game

[proven wave]

Well ..
DM for that

[little cliff]

Chess

[halcyon steppe]

what mode

[lone glen]

Put brilliant emote if you are in this chat rn

[obtuse elk]

1800-1999=199 actually

[little cliff]

All mode

[robust widget]

You can play with @ember acorn

[little cliff]

Okie

[halcyon steppe]

you're 100 on everything?? 😭

[little cliff]

@MOONS fight me

[ember acorn]

-199

[little cliff]

Yes

[obtuse elk]

probably because of money

[ember acorn]

Like with fists or rooks

[little cliff]

Gun fight

[halcyon steppe]

1800-1999 is -199

[little cliff]

Anyone up for game in chess any mode

[obtuse elk]

yes but that's not possible with the chess.com elo system

[ember acorn]

Ok what's your user

[silent hollow]

Hi guys i have question does playing chess make u smarter?

[obtuse elk]

cc rating floor is 100

[little cliff]

Here I forgot

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Khalid Zain (yourknightmare_666)

This is the Chess.com profile of yourknightmare_666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Khalid Zain (yourknightmare_666)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (1652 peak)
Blitz: 1955 (1958 peak)
Bullet: 1657 (1697 peak)

[cerulean pond]

no

[robust widget]

How did you do that ?

[silent hollow]

Why

[ember acorn]

Ok

[halcyon steppe]

yeah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM Eric Yuhan Li (commando_droid)

This is the Chess.com profile of commando_droid. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: IM Eric Yuhan Li (commando_droid)
Title: International Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2383 (peak)
Blitz: 2831 (2856 peak)
Bullet: 2956 (2969 peak)

[obtuse elk]

mfw inspect element

[halcyon steppe]

so peak

[ember acorn]

lmao

[lone glen]

Honestly, it makes your creative part of the brain smarter.

[cerulean pond]

/

profile

[halcyon steppe]

didnt you ask this like 2 hours ago and have answers given to it

[ember acorn]

It makes you think, so yes

Hi guys i have question does playing chess make u smarter?

[nimble arch]

no

[restive cave]

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-perfect--k01KQXH484FC26Z2RMBKM50X5QZ

[little cliff]

Moon what your name

[steady moon]

no, its the other way around.

[little cliff]

I no see you

[ember acorn]

Being smart makes you chess

[ember acorn]

moons_k

or chris for short

[little cliff]

That's your discord user

[halcyon steppe]

chess makes being you smart

[lone glen]

Smart = Nerd

[latent sphinx]

hey

[proven wave]

It depends on what you consider as Smart

[little cliff]

Bro I see challenge is you

[lone glen]

Chess = Addiction🥹

[proven wave]

Saltychips. When are you going to join #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush

[quasi nova]

It's Wednesday

[latent sphinx]

I love chess but nervous a lot when playing random people.

[cerulean pond]

Chess is game where you must win

[proven wave]

I see you are not joining that much now. Are you busy with something? 👀

[cerulean pond]

Win or die by the sword

[proven wave]

Or draw!

[cerulean pond]

you're a joke

[twilit night]

There’s nothing better than forcing stalemate in a lost position

[proven wave]

xD

[lone glen]

When are you gonna be GM?

[cerulean pond]

what is the point in playing for a draw.

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-chesscom-48--k01KQXH9QGB8WK9FPZKFN23TEBV

[quasi nova]

Yeah, I've just got more stuff going on the weekends, nothing bad, but I just keep forgetting to join lmao

[cerulean pond]

lil dude no time.

I ain't a little kid no more

[lone glen]

To draw is to lose in life😿

[restive cave]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-chess-2--k01KQXHAP61Q6BSRGF8BHSHPSE5

[cerulean pond]

Imagine this. you play for draw... ur just wasting ur time bro

[proven wave]

You know what? That's correct
But if I am playing with you I will be hoping for a draw or lose And it will be very lucky if I get one haha

[restive cave]

white plays e4

[quasi nova]

Just play for a win and settle with a draw if you can't find a way to win

[cerulean pond]

I remember that clip in ur profile pic

[restive cave]

black plays kqbrabcd3421

[lone glen]

Then you failed if you draw

[cerulean pond]

JFK ... lil dude is in the past

[proven wave]

If you are interested You can even start a YouTube channel. After all you are titled player.

[merry hound]

Top 10 human

[cerulean pond]

I am not girl.

Girls get way more views. its just a fact.

[merry hound]

Bro I really need to get to elo 1000

Cuz wdym 500 - 999

[proven wave]

Really?

[merry hound]

It’s like an insult

[lone glen]

Mohit, why does cc say that you are not a cc staff?

[twilit night]

Maybe there’s more to chess than winning, you should be playing a game for enjoyment not competitive prowess

[lone glen]

(In cc)

[cerulean pond]

what have you not looked at chess youtuber and streamer? 🤣 it is so natural.

[snow narwhal]

bro why is 700 so hard bro its filled with people doing 95% accuracy even if i do no blunders and now im at 600

[merry hound]

It’s so easy lol

[lone glen]

You get money prizes if you win

[quasi nova]

I played a classical game the other week against a 1700 fide, he's stronger than me ofc but I went in the game looking to win. 42 moves, both of us played 96 accuracy, none of us made any mistakes, the game was a draw the entire way through and ended in a draw ofc. Would you say I failed? A draw isn't a fail

[merry hound]

Study openings, middle game, endgame

[snow narwhal]

1v1 ne

[proven wave]

Because I connected my main account. Not mod account

[merry hound]

Once I get home

[snow narwhal]

how long

[lone glen]

Oh kk

[cerulean pond]

bro is cc Mod and Discrod mod wtf]

That's aura lil bro

[lone glen]

You played a bad opening vs him

[twilit night]

As an 800 who gets 90% games pretty frequently, usually your opponent having insanely higher accuracy means you have mistakes you need to improve

[quasi nova]

Now you're just ragebaiting, he played the caro Kann and it was a dead equal game the whole time with 100 opening accuracy

[lone glen]

Play d4

[snow narwhal]

kets 1=1v1

[twilit night]

Add me we can play tomorrow

I was tilling dirt all day

[quasi nova]

I have no reason to play d4 when I'm comfortable with e4 and don't mind getting into all the variations that it has

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 682 (830 peak)
Blitz: 388 (610 peak)
Bullet: 333 (349 peak)

[snow narwhal]

is it normal that i reached 730 from 670 today and now just dropped under 700

[twilit night]

Ye you’ll have good days and bad days

[quasi nova]

Yeah, that's normal rating fluctuation

[lone glen]

There is lots of defenses, plus sorry but like thats how i talk bruh

[proven wave]

Any song recommendations I can play during my Chess games that will relax my brain?.

[twilit night]

And you’ll lose a lot of rating off tilt

[nimble arch]

Choral Chambers

[proven wave]

Thanks!

[lone glen]

Filipino rap

[quasi nova]

Pixel was quick with that one

[lone glen]

鬼ノ宴

[twilit night]

Brown noise

[proven wave]

Wow thank you very much @nimble arch

[nimble arch]

np I enjoy silksong music most of it is calming

and the intense ones are perfect too

[twilit night]

https://youtu.be/gkFIl6n94fs?si=zmi6G7MSVuPC_NLD

It’s good at drowning out noise and calming me

I like to use it for chess and naps

[snow narwhal]

till the advert comes on

[twilit night]

There’s only 1 ad when you click and then no ads for the rest of the 12 hours

[lone glen]

It says 0 ads 😭

[snow narwhal]

bruh lucky

[lone glen]

Would anyone eat this, you get smarter by eating more brains to get more ideas

Thats why japanese peoples are so smarts

[snow narwhal]

first msg

[craggy ermine]

hello

[snow narwhal]

1v1 me

[calm axle]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-gif-18573370

[lone glen]

Hello

[twilit night]

Would I get to see all of its memories and experience what it’s like to be a slaughter animal

[lone glen]

Pretty much, if you eat it you become it🏴‍☠️

[ember acorn]

King cuisine of brains here, 0/10 don't recommend

[lone glen]

It tastes like beef

[ember acorn]

Beef...like the show???

[lone glen]

Like the cow

[ember acorn]

Season 2 was straight beefcheeks

[ember acorn]

oh...

I'm a selective vegetarian

[ember acorn]

It depends on the group of people I'm eating with

[lone glen]

Its a cake bruh

[twilit night]

Dude Vietnam vet gotta be a crazy time

[ember acorn]

I have diabetes

Type 1

[lone glen]

1

[twilit night]

1

[lone glen]

Im kidding bruv

[ember acorn]

😨

[twilit night]

So larping got it

[lone glen]

Its the first time the chat was sane🤩🤩🤩

[twilit night]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[ember acorn]

No, I'm just very easily swayed

Also bipolar

*tripolar

Herbivore, omnivore, carnivore

[twilit night]

I have been vegetarian the last few months my diet is 60% apples and peanut butter

Trying to solve why I’ve been so tired in the middle of the day

I also faint a lot

[ember acorn]

Yeah I have yogurt parfaits for breakfast and lunch

And dessert

[twilit night]

Oooh yeah I crushed up a bunch of blueberries and put some milk and honey and then mixed that shit and then added it to my yogurt this morning

[ember acorn]

Fire

On some real shit tho, vegans pmo

[twilit night]

I feel like smoothies are the ultimate culinary creation and we as a race don’t take enough advantage of

[ember acorn]

Cause milking cows and collecting eggs doesn't harm the animal

[twilit night]

Or we haven’t optimized far enough

[ember acorn]

Food cubes>>>

[twilit night]

Haven’t tried those

[ember acorn]

Just mix everything up like play-doh and turn it into a cube

[twilit night]

I like the fact that if my smoothie is not good I can just chug it down and get the nutrients anyway

I am picky with food

[ember acorn]

I'm not

[twilit night]

Picky is not the right word

[ember acorn]

the ONLY thing I dislike is raw onions on a burger

[twilit night]

Particular

I love onions

I grew up on an onion farm

[ember acorn]

Same here

[brisk mango]

Hi y’all I just joined in!!

[twilit night]

Welcome

We lowkey just yappin rn

[ember acorn]

I grew up with wild onions in the floor... if that counts lol

[twilit night]

??

[ember acorn]

Y'know, like forage

Wild spring onions

[twilit night]

Never seen wild onions

[proven wave]

Also thank you for your recommendations @twilit night @lone glen

[twilit night]

What region of the world?

I am in cascadia

[ember acorn]

America PNW

[twilit night]

Oh wtf

I am eastern pnw tho

😔

Just moved back to FarmVille after living on the Oregon coast

Shits torture

[ember acorn]

That's rough

I'm going down to cali for college, then moving to Seattle (hopefully)

[twilit night]

I live in Oregon and I’m closer to Boise than Portland for context

Around walla walla ish area if you know where that is in Washington

[ember acorn]

actually nvm there's not many floor onions in PNW. (I'm thinking of my old house in rednecktown, OK)

[twilit night]

Makes a lot more sense I was guessing east USA

[ember acorn]

Yeah yeah

[jade relic]

Sup

[twilit night]

The onions thing also backs this up lol

My grandpa had like his own strain of walla walla sweet onion

He sold the rights to like Venezuela or some shit from what I remember

Now he’s loaded doing real estate in Virginia

[ember acorn]

Ooh yum

[ember acorn]

I'm crine bro, what a life lmao

[twilit night]

My grandpa is the goat

We used to 1v1 in bo2 and watch phineas and ferb

[ember acorn]

PEAK

dude bo2 and 3 were and still are such amazing games

[twilit night]

Bo1 is my favorite overall

Bo3 best zombies

Bo2 best of both worlds

Zombies is over rated imo

Well not really, just buried

[ember acorn]

it is