💬〡chess-talk

[zealous mason]

You dont have to be nice to people who other people dont like anyway

[warm ginkgo]

No I want your account

[brittle iron]

i most definitively did not, but whatever floats your boat

[weak violet]

wow free elo

[lucid lagoon]

can i have diamond prem

[river oak]

Guys i finally reached 200 elo

[warm ginkgo]

On bullet?

[river oak]

Rapid

I use berlin wall defense and its so good

[somber pond]

whats that i think i know but i dont want to say the wrong think

[analog hinge]

Bullet is reallyy hard for me to adjust to

[warm ginkgo]

Is polish good? I never used it

[weak violet]

that’s english bro

[blissful dirge]

I know a couple 2200-2300 players that swear by it

[jolly pasture]

why are you in north korea

[weak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-idk-i-don't-know-i-dont-know-dexter-morgan-gif-8495770667022285823

[haughty carbon]

I have finally reached 2000

[warm ginkgo]

South Korea:

[proper glade]

is that the gay harbor butcher

[jade relic]

Resigns?? What a stupid guy.

[jolly pasture]

like using a vpn?

[strange remnant]

I killed shogun 😭

[weak violet]

no u can just set it to north korea

the flag

[warm ginkgo]

Chess 😭

[proper glade]

i defeated him when i was 7

[analog hinge]

can i get tips for bullet???

[jade relic]

I defeated titan 2 times breh (still one of my favourite games btw)

[proper glade]

play fast

[jolly pasture]

oh i see now you are 0.1% percentile of north korea players

[jade relic]

Ez guy btw

[jolly pasture]

i beat the thanos looking guy

[proper glade]

what if i am from korth norea

[jade relic]

He's called titan

[jolly pasture]

thats why i made it 0.1%

[warm ginkgo]

Checkmate them before time runs out. Play aggressive

[proper glade]

can people play from mars

[jolly pasture]

ohh i was on 1hp and defeated him with cheats

[strange bobcat]

67

[jolly pasture]

no theres no option for mars flag

[jade relic]

Cheats isn't good, I defeated titan 2 times legit

[buoyant gyro]

north koreans don't have free access to the internet

[jolly pasture]

tor

[warm ginkgo]

You can't? Without using vpn... Or maybe the president...

[proper glade]

i wish i had a bigger ding dong

[proper glade]

by studying

[jade relic]

Daydrinking?

[warm ginkgo]

Wdym

[weak violet]

drinking during the day

[keen whale]

thats just regular drinking

[proper glade]

study make rocket go mars play ches

[jolly pasture]

are you from south korea?

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-chen-rn-sunshine-rainbow-white-pony-gif-14990960872496070604

[proper glade]

soviet onion

[jolly pasture]

whar russia?

[jade relic]

Ah ok

[proper glade]

chess rn in gae korean man?

[jolly pasture]

its chen

[weak violet]

im 1199 if i lose the next game ill crash out

[proper glade]

ches

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cummins-gif-12535975135255283466

[proper glade]

thats one ugly cat

[warm ginkgo]

For those of you who didn’t know, bishop moves like a bishop.

[calm axle]

Let me check

[jolly pasture]

stop the hate

[lucid lagoon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CYi2PCCBwGyGeL5eWO

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/อิอิ-snowball-the-secret-life-of-pets-cute-bunny-gif-14015218999813115800

[warm ginkgo]

LMAO

[proper glade]

aw man i thought it moved like a toastesr

[lucid lagoon]

giggity

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/backhanded-new-jersey-devils-giggity-gif-13368580967005084070

[warm ginkgo]

When in doubt, sac something.

[proper glade]

that man is uglierthan the cat

[lucid lagoon]

what are the chances of accidentally pulling a brilliant

[proper glade]

oh he was born like 17 times

[proper glade]

1

[warm ginkgo]

About the same as me playing ten moves without blundering. 💀

[chrome yoke]

I think a queen is more worth than a bishop
What do yall think?

[quiet ice]

Proof?

[proper glade]

ill prolly trade my queen for like a solid banana

[chrome yoke]

I did that yesterday!!!

[proper glade]

queen gambit banana variation

[jolly pasture]

depends on elo

[ancient grail]

I'm about to enter top 300 on the spell chess leaderboard

[warm ginkgo]

Careful, Stockfish might steal that idea.

[proper glade]

who r u

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/faze-clan-faze-faze-up-gaming-esports-gif-19138185

[jolly pasture]

stockfish doesnt have reinforcement learning

so alphazero ig

[ancient grail]

I'm maki

[wild salmon]

Rage bait a juicer is 20 points a queen is 1

[warm ginkgo]

I was joking

[jolly pasture]

you are my special

[strange bobcat]

ts more cringe

[proper glade]

bobi is kinda cool name

[misty helm]

I'm me

[wild salmon]

Ur name is 67 chill

[jolly pasture]

mine was also a joke

[lucid lagoon]

king is lowk underrated idk why people barely move him

[zinc marlin]

Yo guys anyone want to play bullet game on lichess

[proper glade]

how to change username on lichess they gave me a weird username

[chrome yoke]

And he sacrifices
THE KING

[rustic cloak]

I sent someone back from 1203 back to 1195

[jolly pasture]

i think you are stuck it with vro

[proper glade]

bru but its AligatorAnus321

[jolly pasture]

cuz it can get attacked from all sides esp bishops and queens

[quiet ice]

Should have offered a draw like a gentleman smh

[warm ginkgo]

Year?

[jolly pasture]

idk go for chess.com support

[rustic cloak]

In elo. Sorry for the lack of context

[strange bobcat]

nah <500 cringier bru

[warm ginkgo]

I was joking

[lucid lagoon]

omg its you again

[jolly pasture]

<500 is chad

[proper glade]

i mean i do not mind if but if i become a grandmaster everyone will call me alligatoranus and thats not nice

[grand frost]

Agreed

[rustic cloak]

I got dragged back down my 1200 elo to 1100 elo 3 times and I had no mercy bestowed upon me.

[jolly pasture]

just change it vro

[grand frost]

Blunders at our level are tactical decisions to confuse the enemy opponent.

[proper glade]

idk man i think i am kinda vibing with AligatorAnus now

[quiet ice]

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

[tender phoenix]

Hiiiiii

[warm ginkgo]

For those of you who didn’t know, hanging your queen is not a strategy

[jolly pasture]

i think blunders at any level is a blunder

[chrome yoke]

The good thing about low elo is that whenever ur enemy makes a weird move it's not a plan
It's just a blunder

[rustic cloak]

Why would I become a hero in a villainous world?

[jolly pasture]

i forked a queen with my queen once

[warm ginkgo]

For those of you who didn’t know, every move is a ‘brilliant’… for your opponent.

[jolly pasture]

ggz won

[tender phoenix]

Tf

[proper glade]

is the lesbian chess

[strange bobcat]

may the likes of 67 cleanse your soul

[grand frost]

if i want to give them a false sense of security, it IS a strategy!

[jolly pasture]

i took the queen

[fringe juniper]

i just realised the sicillian defense has 287 variations in total

[tender phoenix]

Its not fork bro

[jolly pasture]

lesbians dont fork

[tender phoenix]

Im crine

[warm ginkgo]

Lmao

[rustic cloak]

Let them repeat it toward me as I did for them. I'll refute all of it.

Bro i feel like a mastermind... Or... A chess player

[proper glade]

i think they fork with artificial king ding dong

[jolly pasture]

well if you attack a knight and king at once what do you call it

[tender phoenix]

Fork

[chrome yoke]

Would a 1000 elo player win vs a mastermind 500 elo 🤔

[proper glade]

move

[jolly pasture]

yeah that is

[quiet ice]

Only one way to find out

[warm ginkgo]

“At least my queen is doing something.”

[tender phoenix]

But u said queen not knight

[proper glade]

so u started forking his queen?

[fringe juniper]

if i put all 287 variations of the sicillian defense in one course. who would buy it

[jolly pasture]

i was giving an example of 'strategic blunder'

[tender phoenix]

Ohhhhhhhh

[proper glade]

man who cares bout sicillian this man is forking other peoples queen here

[jolly pasture]

no the queen did

[rustic cloak]

I like forking pe- pieces

[proper glade]

queen started forking itself nah

[jolly pasture]

queen for a queen

[chrome yoke]

Why are the daily puzzles always so easy

[tender phoenix]

No thanks im not lesbian

[proper glade]

thats a trade there is no forking there

[warm ginkgo]

One guy with 12 monitors and zero friends.

[jolly pasture]

i think the end of the week is the hardest

[jolly pasture]

DUDE ITS CHESS

[proper glade]

but ur forking queens on chess

[tender phoenix]

Oh mb

[jolly pasture]

ye my opponent moved his king and lost

[chrome yoke]

How do I create my own opening

[proper glade]

yeah he prolly lost it when u started forking his queen

[chrome yoke]

This game only exists for like 100 years imma just do my own thing

[proper glade]

hopefully u dont start forking queen in order to create a queen

[tender phoenix]

Win against magnus

[tender phoenix]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-50

[warm ginkgo]

I created my own opening once. It’s now banned in my rating range.

[chrome yoke]

Ishowspeed is like 2000 elo

[proper glade]

were u forkng queenss?

[jolly pasture]

i got 0 inaccuracies and mistak3es in a game

[tender phoenix]

Stop bro

[proper glade]

even after forking queen in front of the king?

[tender phoenix]

Ts shit is too funny

[chrome yoke]

The only reason why levy can't be GM is cause I'm here now

[jolly pasture]

tf stop at once

[warm ginkgo]

https://www.chess.com/member/ishowspeedswy

[chrome yoke]

Lol

[jolly pasture]

WHATR

[proper glade]

aye man its not me who was forking someone else queen

[jolly pasture]

HES 400

[chrome yoke]

What if u fork a king tho

[tender phoenix]

Gay

[chrome yoke]

That's checkmate

[tender phoenix]

Oh

[warm ginkgo]

I don't think that's a real him

[jolly pasture]

oh a fake ; igtg

[proper glade]

u gonna go fork some other queens now?

[robust furnace]

My win streak ended because I cannot see tactics because my eye is now irritated

And my opponent won. His lucky

[proper glade]

trying forking on the board

[chrome yoke]

What happens if u fork a pawn with a pawn

[warm ginkgo]

Takes takes takes

[kindred crypt]

that’s how pawns are born

[chrome yoke]

I don't wanna think too much I'll just castle

[warm ginkgo]

It’s a chess term, relax.

[prisma grotto]

Clash of the Titans

[robust furnace]

My eye hurts rn I play like a 1700-1750 consistently but this game I played like a 450 cuz my eye is irritated and I took like 5 minutes scrubbing my eye

[proper glade]

is levy gay if he sits and analyzes the kings forking each other on board

[prisma grotto]

😭😭

[tender phoenix]

It’s not chess anymore once you fork a queen with your queen

[chrome yoke]

If magnus is so good why doesn't he just spam blitz everyday and get to 3000 elo

[proper glade]

prolly from all the forking u did on the board smt got into ur eyes

[robust furnace]

Brotha it's not funny

[warm ginkgo]

He’s studying forks, not relationships.

[proper glade]

aye man just trying to spread some chess education there

[rustic cloak]

I'm not gonna lie. My lil cousin said if he was gonna be a vigilante he would padded motorcycle jackets as his armor

[proper glade]

forking is important part for relationship

[chrome yoke]

Ever wondered why u can never actually take the king
It's only checkmate and the game ends

[rustic cloak]

And it gave me an idea to cosplay as some crow vigilante for halloween

[proper glade]

yeah coz if u could that would be forking the king

[proper glade]

i went as stephen hawking

[warm ginkgo]

This guy cant say a word without the word "fork"

[chrome yoke]

🍴

[warm ginkgo]

I paid for premium, forgot to pay for skill.

[proper glade]

just reminding forking is an important skill

[torn flicker]

Back

[tender phoenix]

LMFOAOO

[proper glade]

but one guy grabbed my wheel chair and threw me into a dumpster

[warm ginkgo]

I bought premium features, but I’m still bad because skill can’t be bought.

[proper glade]

i think stupid is the word ur looking for not bad

[ashen quartz]

[cursive narwhal]

Hi

[fathom willow]

Stuck at 1100-1200 lads

Give some tips

[proper glade]

try forking

[warm ginkgo]

Nah, bad is enough. I don’t need your vocabulary upgrade.

[jade relic]

9* in one day

[proper glade]

i think it was 17

[jade relic]

It's 9

[fathom willow]

Yo genuine tips tbf

[proper glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-an-iq-too-high-an-iq-too-low-smart-dumb-gif-8165603809975699407

[proper glade]

lmao i m 350 i dont have tips lol

[cobalt oxide]

Good afternoon

[proper glade]

9 is kinda an odd number

[jade relic]

So is 17

[cursive narwhal]

I’m 900 how do I get to 1000s

[warm ginkgo]

I'm 100 elo can someone help me reach 200 pls

[jade relic]

Puzzles

[proper glade]

17 is like multiple of 8.5

[fathom willow]

Im too bad at openings

[jade relic]

Puzzles

[jade relic]

Puzzles

[tender phoenix]

How do i get married

[jade relic]

Don't blunder
Capture opponent free pieces

[fathom willow]

Delete keyboard

[tender phoenix]

Fr tho

[tender phoenix]

The hell is that

[warm ginkgo]

Okay

[fathom willow]

@tender phoenix siuuuu

[jade relic]

Puzzles 💀

jk

[proper glade]

i think performing prankless harm spreads laughter in society

[warm ginkgo]

You sound like a broken tactic trainer.

[jade relic]

Yes

[tender phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-ancelotti-ancelotti-and-vini-dance-gif-25554953

[jade relic]

Im broken myself bro, can't go ahead of 1725 for 3 weeks

[proper glade]

play withurself on the chess board

[jade relic]

Im better at playing OTB than online

[cursive narwhal]

I do play puzzles

[cobalt oxide]

It was more so YouTube that got me to 1000
Like watching endgame principles and playing tactical openings
Admittedly it's different for everyone

[tender phoenix]

Cant go ahead of 1800 for 3 years(deadass)

Bro i hate my kb

[proper glade]

i think its time to quit ngl

[tender phoenix]

Indeed

[gentle quest]

Maybe you have to accept that 1800 might be your peak

[jade relic]

They're literally puzzles

[tender phoenix]

My goal is 2000

[proper glade]

what stopped you from quitting after like more than 2 months on 1800

[warm ginkgo]

What is the best song to hear when playing Chess

[jade relic]

kb?

[abstract flower]

knockback

[tender phoenix]

Keyboard

[fathom willow]

https://tenor.com/view/chelsea-cfc-chelsea-fc-football-frank-lampard-gif-2954200458427459863

[jade relic]

Ok

[gentle quest]

Thick of it

[warm ginkgo]

Thomas?

[cobalt oxide]

I feel like thats oversimplifying

[wild salmon]

Yo what did i miss

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-insanity-knockback-ferg-jake-gif-22673507

[wild salmon]

I will do it in one sitting

[jade relic]

Endgame principles are puzzles too, openings aren't needed at 1000, just normal development, no attacks, that is enough.

[silk topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/son-giftok-tom-tucker-family-guy-im-crine-gif-47048448267690577

[cobalt oxide]

I dont even listen to anything mostly
And when I do its just Moistcritical ranting about today's daily does bullshit

[tender phoenix]

Aura

[silk topaz]

cheese.

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-21664094

[silk topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/windpress-xqc-caseoh-xqcow-brainrot-gif-4157372471635080181

[weak violet]

lets gooo

[tender phoenix]

Chackmath

[wild salmon]

He fried the chicken

[wild salmon]

Shakh shahk (meduim ball knowledge)

[warm ginkgo]

North Korea flag???

[wild salmon]

Kim is proud

[warm ginkgo]

He is Kim himself

[wild salmon]

Maybe

Wana hear a pick up line?

[cobalt oxide]

I agree but openings definitely speed the process up

[wild salmon]

Are you a queen? Because every time i want to make a move with you i blunder (100 elo rizz)

[tender phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/962593503081279518.gif?size=24

[tawdry cypress]

Guys, I'm stuck at 800-900 Elo. How do I improve? What are the top 3 openings for both White and Black that will help me improve?

[wild salmon]

That is why you are stuck you ask about openings instead of tactics and endgames

[rustic tulip]

guys how to improve? I'm stuck at 1300-1400

[warm ginkgo]

Same

[wild salmon]

Learn endgames and some opening theory as well as tactics

[silk topaz]

think out of the box.

[rustic tulip]

uh

[grand frost]

American Soccer... Pulisic is the goat of chess

[wild salmon]

What?

[rustic tulip]

I tried..

[rustic tulip]

what is end games

[wild salmon]

Most 1300 fumble in endgame

[tender phoenix]

until you see someone fork a queen with a queen

[wild salmon]

Ok it is when pawns are left or 1 v1 (in pieces) with pawns

[gentle quest]

Play the Orangutan Opening

[tawdry cypress]

I see. So i should focus on tactics and endgames? Where can I learn?

[silk topaz]

think inside the box.

[rustic tulip]

I TRIEDD

[wild salmon]

Yt

Tactics -> lichess
Concepts and endgame-> yt

[silk topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[cobalt oxide]

Ngl what opening to learn really the thing to focus on to get better
However im a hypocrite so I'll suggest the stonewall opening

[jade relic]

Learn whatever you want, but puzzles are equally important

[tender phoenix]

Its not

[wild salmon]

10000000 dollars and i make u 800 elo

[cobalt oxide]

I agree

[jade relic]

Why?

[wild salmon]

Fix weaknesses

[tender phoenix]

I lied its so important

[tawdry cypress]

Any recommendations?

[silk topaz]

think your magnus.

[wild salmon]

Robert Ramirez or hanging pawns

[kindred crypt]

Is this chat across the asia

[gentle quest]

Bongcloud, Grob, Crab openings for white. Borg, Duras Gambit, Bongcloud openings for black.

[wild salmon]

Too late lol

[gentle quest]

Across the Asia? Wdym

[tender phoenix]

Swag

[cobalt oxide]

Are you asking if it has Asian people?

[tawdry cypress]

Thank you!

[wild salmon]

Np

[kindred crypt]

I mean is it a global chat of chess.com or only asia

[kindred crypt]

I mean is it a global chat of chess.com or only asia

[wild salmon]

Global

[gentle quest]

Global

But there's Asians here, like me

[copper mantle]

Any good chess book?

[cobalt oxide]

Chess is international
Therefore so is the chat

[wild salmon]

Donot buy books

[wild salmon]

Unless u want to be a gm but we all know u stuck at 600 elo

[cobalt oxide]

Controversial much? lmao

[copper mantle]

Whats the best way to improve

[tender phoenix]

I want to hit 2000 elo

[wild salmon]

It is good if you are at master level lower levels a book ain't helping u not blunder a queen

[copper mantle]

Not stuck I'm 453 had the app recently learn how to move

[wild salmon]

And it is only for concepts and openings and endgame and strategy in general

[copper mantle]

I dont blunder

[tender phoenix]

London...

[wild salmon]

And also just do tactics online it is better than book tactics

[warm ginkgo]

Where is four knights game?

[cobalt oxide]

My favorite opening isn't here
Invalid 😤

[copper mantle]

Ok thx

[wild salmon]

Book only for concepts Opening and strategy and endgame

[silk topaz]

Bongcloud

[wild salmon]

Np buying a book when u are under 1800 elo is bad in my opinion

[warm ginkgo]

French defense 😠

[wild salmon]

There is alot of free sources to easily reach beyond 1800 elo

But it becomes harder to find after a point

[wild salmon]

I think he likes french defense

[reef trail]

hlo

[warm ginkgo]

No

[wild salmon]

Hu

[jade relic]

I forgot to add that sorry

[reef trail]

yo man

[wild salmon]

Toxic relationship?

[silk topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[reef trail]

@wild salmonwhere are you from

[wild salmon]

Middle east (the place that blows up every 3 secs)

U?

[reef trail]

what

[wild salmon]

U know the war

[silk topaz]

Iran?

[reef trail]

yeah

[wild salmon]

No liban

[warm ginkgo]

I hate french when i play against it. Especially the exchange variation

[silk topaz]

huh?

[wild salmon]

Exchange variation is gay

[reef trail]

i am from India

[wild salmon]

Libanon

[wild salmon]

W

[warm ginkgo]

Ye exactly

[reef trail]

@wild salmonwill you play

[wild salmon]

There is a WinRAR variation i think it is super cool

[warm ginkgo]

The future Gukesh

[wild salmon]

Elo?

[silk topaz]

Lebanon

[reef trail]

@wild salmonyou spaek whivh language

[jade relic]

New Poll

[silk topaz]

VOTE FOR BONGCLOUD

[reef trail]

very low

[wild salmon]

Arabic English and i am learning german

[reef trail]

new

will you talk play

[jade relic]

Hallo! Ich knows a little bit of Deutsche

[silk topaz]

LETS GOOO 2 VOTES FOR BONGLOUD

[wild salmon]

Halo

[warm ginkgo]

French defense 😭

[reef trail]

@wild salmonwill you?

[jade relic]

It was replaced by Bongcloud sorry and dc allows only 10 answers max

[wild salmon]

Do what?

[reef trail]

@wild salmontalk and play

[wild salmon]

Oh u mean 1v1?

[reef trail]

yeah

just chatting 2 come

[wild salmon]

Nah my mobile data is low so currently on wifi which is ahh barely loads dc and chess

[reef trail]

@wild salmonpls bro

[warm ginkgo]

https://webgamedb.com/games/chess.com

[wild salmon]

Well i will disconnect and timeout mid game

[gentle quest]

Where's my pookie Pirc Defense 🥺

[reef trail]

okay i am telling my user ok

[wild salmon]

Brother

[wild salmon]

We are twins 🙂

[reef trail]

@wild salmonAbhi-1267 my user

[wild salmon]

Oke

I will try to play

[reef trail]

send me friend request

[calm axle]

Crivisor connected his account

[wild salmon]

Challenge request

[wild salmon]

Not my account lol made an alt connected and deleted it

[jolly pasture]

this is the first line of my opening

[wild salmon]

Told u i refuse to connect my main

[fervent seal]

bullet is the greatest time control, rapid and blitz sucks and are for nerds only

[jolly pasture]

im gna use it in a game if im done

[reef trail]

@wild salmonsend me

[stark tide]

who want to 1v1 ?

[reef trail]

me

[warm ginkgo]

Me

[wild salmon]

Done

[calm axle]

What a different way to play the polish

[wild salmon]

Accept challenge

[jolly pasture]

polish?

[stark tide]

BBatugg add me

[primal laurel]

why yo bishop dead 💔

(the queen's gambit without the queen's pawn)

[jolly pasture]

to restrict the knight squares

[tardy carbon]

@calm axle how can I get 1,8k elo

[primal laurel]

farm aura

[calm axle]

1.b4 is called polish opening

[tardy carbon]

But I’m 2,1k elo 👶🏿

[jolly pasture]

damn then its perfected polish then

[zinc marlin]

i am looking for a title chess coach for less price

[primal laurel]

do stupid sacrifices

[tardy carbon]

Got it ✅

[open herald]

Yeah how much are u looking for

[zinc marlin]

dm me

[jolly pasture]

would you rather play 3000 elo games or 100 elo games for the rest of your life

[open herald]

$25 max i got a guy that us 3000 elo

[zinc marlin]

i want titled coach

[tardy carbon]

3000 elo ofc

[calm axle]

Ofc do u need that

[jolly pasture]

srsly you dont think you'll struggle?

[open herald]

He's not titled cause of no FIDE but he has beaten GMs tho

[stark tide]

100 elo better

[tardy carbon]

F no

[zinc marlin]

what is country

[copper mantle]

I’ll just watch Gotham chess until I reach 1000

[open herald]

United States

[wild salmon]

W

[tardy carbon]

I mean of course I will lose The majority of the games but I learn from them

[zinc marlin]

chess.com rating

[open herald]

3200+ bullet/blitz

[slim breach]

which book to buy? any good suggestions?

[jolly pasture]

are you sure its something that you'll be able to beat

guys can i play polish as black

[zinc marlin]

let me think about it

[wild salmon]

No

[open herald]

It's free tho

free coaching

[zinc marlin]

no charge

[warm ginkgo]

🧢

[reef trail]

GG man

[calm axle]

Ofc not, studying from book is the best way to improve in chess

[open herald]

yeah $0

[jolly pasture]

yeah the coordinates mess me up

[wild salmon]

@reef trail gg u played solid

[wild salmon]

If u are a 400 then no

[open herald]

Max don't charge

[reef trail]

did you see my elo

[open herald]

it's max bro

[wild salmon]

Yes lol

[reef trail]

and my gameplay

[calm axle]

Also yes, theres also books for beginners

[wild salmon]

Game play good

[wild salmon]

Isn't yt better cuz its free?

[reef trail]

elo gameplay

[copper mantle]

FR Gotham teaches everything

[open herald]

is

[reef trail]

how to higher the elo

[calm axle]

Theres some free E-Books not?

[wild salmon]

At a certain point then book is only way but at advanced intermediate and below yt is enough

[mystic acorn]

only by 1 also the last game was absolutely shambolic i dont know how didnt i notice that bishop hanging for so long

[warm ginkgo]

I want free coaching

[wild salmon]

We are talking about buying not finding

[open herald]

dms

[reef trail]

@wild salmonhow to grind elo

[wild salmon]

E books are goated

[wild salmon]

Play you cannot grind elo

[reef trail]

we have to play more and more

online

[wild salmon]

Yo ilya wsg homie

[mystic acorn]

hello

how are you?

[wild salmon]

Fine u?

[calm axle]

Lol thats fine, 600s elo still like that, but you're better now, i can see that

[mystic acorn]

i am well, just finishing a sandwich and getting a tea to play some chess

[brittle bobcat]

Hi

[wild salmon]

Cool

[mystic acorn]

thank you bro! another week's time and i'll give you a bit of a headache when we play vs each other

[wild salmon]

I am going to play Minecraft with my friend

[warm ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492889382615515159/1501218645567606794/image0.jpg?ex=69fb4650&is=69f9f4d0&hm=bd898eb966814810de1fe1f69725c76ca3703b9ef1e145357924f5bd0c7897dc

[wild salmon]

Wth

[mystic acorn]

that's lovely bro. i love minecraft

[wild salmon]

Yeah it is super cool especially when trolling bro

[calm axle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-bird-listening-gif-2115370693452158077

[warm ginkgo]

New meme 25

[wild salmon]

And he then low key hits me with a spear

[warm ginkgo]

No 67 anymore

[surreal mango]

Where can I report a cheater

[wild salmon]

On chess .com

You are welcome

[surreal mango]

Lmao

[warm ginkgo]

There is a report button

[calm axle]

Im waiting for you

[surreal mango]

Reporting there does nothinggg

[wild salmon]

Like seriously wth was that question

[mystic acorn]

"lowkey" after being absolutely pulverised

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/worlds-fastest-67-passed-out-six-seven-gif-13792938281201731651

[wild salmon]

Lol

[grave shuttle]

at higher elos how do u know if someone is cheating?

[slim breach]

@everyone any suggestions for good chess books that will help me to improve.. btw im 1900 rn..

[wild salmon]

If he is better than u

[surreal mango]

Profile

[wind bay]

just ask them nicely

[surreal mango]

As the way they play js stupidly tactical

[warm ginkgo]

Breh embed

[grave shuttle]

i just logged into my account from high school and ive got 194 elo

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-world-championship-reply-reaction-gif-7478993165920798583

[wild salmon]

🔥

[copper bone]

Hey

[wild salmon]

Hi

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[wild salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/flirting-gif-7623216014804692621

[copper bone]

I wont engage in a conversation with you unless you are a female

[gentle gorge]

That's double the minimum so that's good

[warm ginkgo]

What's up with his facial expressions

[wild salmon]

I am a male that doesn't talk to females because all the local huzz are weird

[warm ginkgo]

"unless you are a female"

[gilded kite]

Why is a 1200-1399 coaching

[rigid meteor]

idk every single pro has their own facial expressions

[grave shuttle]

do i just create a new account?

[gentle gorge]

No

[warm ginkgo]

No I need coaching

[copper bone]

Where are you from

[rustic cloak]

Would you talk to my tomboy friend tho? She identifies as a male

[copper bone]

Wym local huzz are weird

[wild salmon]

Antarctica

[warm ginkgo]

Can you coach me

[wild salmon]

They are just weird

[copper bone]

Son let the penguins live

[gilded kite]

My peak is 1200

[copper bone]

No wonder they be running straight to mountains

[wild salmon]

I am there lol

[copper bone]

To save their ahh from your freaky ahh

[warm ginkgo]

Ur better

[wild salmon]

But fr the local huzz in my area are weird

[copper bone]

I can fix her

[wild salmon]

So donot need to bother

[gilded kite]

Trust me I'm not I'm tilted asf

[rustic cloak]

Ah hell nah

[obsidian plume]

I will make a new chess
Com account. Since i couldnt retrieve my acct (was hacked)

[wild salmon]

Tell her to look in her pants

[copper bone]

Trust

[gilded kite]

I managed to throw a won game 3 times in a single game

[wild salmon]

Simple and effective

[mystic acorn]

hello

[obsidian plume]

I wonder what username?

[copper bone]

What if theres a bulge

[warm ginkgo]

Wow mine is 12

[gilded kite]

Just today

[wild salmon]

The checkmate

[rustic cloak]

She will just use a plastic one instead

[gilded kite]

Swordfight

[copper bone]

Js bring me a penguin

[obsidian plume]

I need a decent username.

[grave shuttle]

Yo

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/da-baby-Z2VgDwy1IjJUQ

[copper bone]

Son im drilling you

[gilded kite]

"adecentusername"

[drowsy totem]

anyone wanna be coached by me? im 900 elo i charge $200 for one session

[mystic acorn]

idk

ME PLEASE

[warm ginkgo]

ME PLEASE

[mystic acorn]

hmu

[warm ginkgo]

FOR FREE?

[gilded kite]

Holy scam

[drowsy totem]

yeah mine isnt

for $200 i help people

come guys

[mystic acorn]

hmu bro

[gilded kite]

Ig it isn't

[mystic acorn]

i want it

[warm ginkgo]

HOW DO I STOP MAKING BLUNDERS

[gilded kite]

You're not lying about anything

It's just overpriced not a scam

[rustic cloak]

Just don't make blunders

[mystic acorn]

when hanging a piece make sure you're getting material from the follow ups!

[drowsy totem]

u got venmo? cashapp?

[wild salmon]

Bye

[mystic acorn]

monzo

[warm ginkgo]

Wow that helped me out 😁

[drowsy totem]

for $200 youll find the one and only answer to that

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-ishowspeed-i-show-speed-streamer-EH710AfxjA45j1eios

[calm axle]

By not doin' that

Jk, just solve puzzles everyday

[gilded kite]

When making blunders make sure you're not making blunders

[copper bone]

I feel intimidated by girls with higher elo

[warm ginkgo]

Wow I'm a GM now!

[signal lantern]

e4

[copper bone]

Than me

[rustic cloak]

She's not letting you hit bro

[mystic acorn]

is GeneralZod really that good? ive been watching him and he's insane

[opaque bay]

[warm ginkgo]

Lol

[copper bone]

Theres no point fighting a losing battle

[mystic acorn]

''asia'' i think every girl intimidates you bro

[copper bone]

Not in the east east asia

[mystic acorn]

yk what that's cold

[mystic acorn]

i hope a 2.5k elo girl comes ur way

[copper bone]

A little dumb girl is better than a smart woman

[gilded kite]

<@&745328830649991179>

[gilded kite]

Why's bro giving out blessings for free

[copper bone]

Id run away

[mystic acorn]

2.7k?

[copper bone]

Stop increasing

[rustic cloak]

2.5k elo girl is like a 30 yr old woman wgm i think

[grave shuttle]

are there ever smurfs just curious

[mystic acorn]

2k?

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-the-sith-star-wars-it-was-said-that-you-would-destroy-the-sith-not-join-them-gif-16486235

[copper bone]

Below 500

[copper bone]

Is my type

[twin stratus]

can anyone play with me and tell me how to improve?

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-i-show-3gA8gSjvFq1Y6fHyQp

[calm axle]

"Baby, im not Mikhail Tal, but id sacrifice everything just to be with you”

[rustic cloak]

I can hit you up with a girl like that

[calm axle]

Say that

[copper bone]

Whats she like

[patent patrol]

Hi

[rustic cloak]

Dude... Just get a girl who doesn't play chess. She's now below 500 elo

[mystic acorn]

@calm axle yes or no

[copper bone]

If she’s below 500 she probably dont know mikhail tal

[copper bone]

Well technically the newbies are usually 900 elo in chess.com

[patent patrol]

He’s a pretty crazy player he played a positional brilliant against me once, and it’s worth noting that he got to 2800 bullet playing purely on his phone

[patent patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1458115427304607845/image0.jpg?ex=69fab110&is=69f95f90&hm=5afc30db23534a9d891051ad3e66bcda3878a2d5b7cc6b0b518635ef53691eb1&

[warm ginkgo]

Bruh rook blunder

[calm axle]

What?

[patent patrol]

It’s brilliant bro

I was so pissed

[calm axle]

Even -230 rated player know him

[warm ginkgo]

Why

[copper bone]

Whys a letter your whole personality

[patent patrol]

After like queen recapture and bd6 and some more hoopla ur queenside is actually melting enough to where white can give away a rook

[mild rapids]

the biggest blunder of all time is analyzing your perfect game

[drifting turret]

Why chess is so frustratingggggg ughhhhhh

[copper bone]

Break something

[patent patrol]

I thought I was winning but I got schooled lowkey

[mild rapids]

its gonna get worse

[drifting turret]

I ALREADY DIDDDDD

[copper bone]

What

Did you break

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-level-gif-2410901269072201082

[drifting turret]

My meantal health

[copper bone]

Break your tv

[mild rapids]

break your fingers

[copper bone]

Rn

[red monolith]

[copper bone]

Fk it smash the phone

[mild rapids]

what i will do if i keep losing chess games:
delete account
trash talk everyone
create new account
lose games
and repeat

[copper bone]

How about fix yourself and get a girl

[warm ginkgo]

R u @open herald alt?

[mild rapids]

no

[copper bone]

Loser

[red monolith]

No

[mild rapids]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[jolly pasture]

i once didnt play chess for a week cuz i lost 3 games in a row

[mild rapids]

thats not valid
you should not play chess for 1 month

[jolly pasture]

if i lose dont feel to play chess

[copper bone]

If you keep losing theres no point of playing

[mild rapids]

i almost reached 1600, but i got to 1300 instead, i didnt play chess for 3 months

[warm ginkgo]

That's fine. There's always someone who has more shtty situation than you.

[jolly pasture]

`some people play for the love of the game

[copper bone]

Blud pointing to himself

[copper bone]

Whats good about losing

[jolly pasture]

what am i supposed to be happy that theres someone having a shittier situation

[copper bone]

Coping mechanism

[warm ginkgo]

Ur not that someone

[fickle delta]

Yeah it's a weird way of thinking

[jolly pasture]

i mean i once played my peak and lost and felt some what happy abt it

[jolly pasture]

not a way of thinking its like something wrong with yourself

[copper bone]

blundermaster just committed a blunder consoling

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/erb-ricegum-jmb-jmbrapbattles-epicrapbattlesofhistory-gif-27494552

[warm ginkgo]

Any suggestions for rapid?

[copper bone]

Die

[mild rapids]

think

[cobalt oxide]

Well when playing chess you'll loose about half of your games
Its just something you gotta get used to

[copper bone]

Idc

[mild rapids]

you think thats funny?

[jolly pasture]

hahaha very funny

[warm ginkgo]

@copper bone can you coach me?

[copper bone]

Look gopi laughed

[warm ginkgo]

@copper bone whats ur elo

[copper bone]

It would be my honour

[jolly pasture]

Umm actually its 49% of the games

[warm ginkgo]

Ur rating?

[mild rapids]

its not

you should not joke about death

[hoary berry]

I hate chests

[nimble arch]

.

[copper bone]

Thats why you dont have a girlfriend

[cobalt oxide]

The thing is
You have to look at why you
Constructive criticism to yourself and learn to not make that same mistake again

[mild rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tlopo-the-legend-of-pirates-online-game-the-juggernauts-stk-structure-gif-5606100401071515613

[warm ginkgo]

You mean chess?

[mild rapids]

you cant even joke properly
you're just harassing

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-67-67-meme-61-41-gif-14909622037507965683

[jolly pasture]

mine i won 53%

[cobalt oxide]

Thats how you get better

[limber cove]

Lowk tilted back to 2150 but it's aight cause 1850 fide

[mild rapids]

if you cant joke then dont

[warm ginkgo]

Lmao

[hoary berry]

chest

[copper bone]

Son im not a comedian

[mild rapids]

@copper bone

[cobalt oxide]

Key word
about

[limber cove]

Could get back to 2200

[copper bone]

I can joke and i will

[jolly pasture]

what

[limber cove]

Won't cause Im bored of chess

[warm ginkgo]

@copper bone what your elo. Pls coach me

[cobalt oxide]

I said about 50

[warm ginkgo]

🙏

[mild rapids]

you're not joking. you're only harassing

[limber cove]

1300 talking about free coaching do some puzzles on lichess

[copper bone]

Oswald its so visible that youre nothing but a performative wannabe intellectual

[mild rapids]

if you can only harass then how about you being the one that dies

[jolly pasture]

and the average loses about 49%

[limber cove]

Genuinely just practice

[grave shuttle]

my guy failed a scholars mate and resigned

[red monolith]

Anyone know or is a good coach? (Preferably free cus I’m broke🥀)

[mild rapids]

what elo

[copper bone]

Who i harrassed

[mystic acorn]

just say yes or no

[warm ginkgo]

I am doing 100 puzzles daily. Look here. https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1500673836591611974

[fickle delta]

Claude haiku

[limber cove]

Do more if it isn't working

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[copper bone]

Death is inevitable

[red monolith]

[warm ginkgo]

Rlly?

[limber cove]

Do you understand the puzzles? It's all for pattern recognition

[copper bone]

Whats wrong with dying

[mild rapids]

your asking them to die faster

[copper bone]

Lmao

[calm axle]

Ofc yes

[limber cove]

Do you just move on or spam moves cause if you fail a puzzle even once you go back to beginning

[warm ginkgo]

It wont improve i did it for 2 weeks now

[fickle delta]

Hey, I'm not the one who said free

[limber cove]

Took me alot of time to do 100 correct puzzles in a row

[cobalt oxide]

Whatever makes you feel better

[mystic acorn]

its decided then im gonna get a mikhail tal book im eyeing

[copper bone]

Its not like theyll listen

[mild rapids]

red you can keep harassing, but think about the consequences

[limber cove]

But then Massive improvement cause I felt involved in it

[copper bone]

You thought about this for 5 mins?

[calm axle]

This is fire 🔥 good luck bro

[copper bone]

@warm ginkgo are you feeling lonely

[jolly pasture]

dude stop criticizing others

[red monolith]

Urmmm actually I already use Claude to improve my chess skills using opus 4.7 HEHEHE🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[mild rapids]

what if they do? if you want to rage bait dont send threats

[warm ginkgo]

No r u?

[copper bone]

Hes preaching constructive criticism

[jolly pasture]

he could be a performative wannabe intellectual

[limber cove]

I can tell both of you are minors

[copper bone]

Do you feel happy with your life

[pulsar harness]

Hi guys anyone want to play with me

[limber cove]

Shut it

[warm ginkgo]

Not rlly

[mild rapids]

this is not ragebait, this is harassing

[warm ginkgo]

I just live

[limber cove]

You too

[jolly pasture]

wtf is a constructive criticism

[copper bone]

@mild rapids hes living

[mild rapids]

hi

[limber cove]

Move on

[copper bone]

Idk tbh

[mild rapids]

okay, thanks

[limber cove]

He's clearly someone who's a kid

[copper bone]

Weeping stopped

[jolly pasture]

im gna search it up

[cobalt oxide]

Youre not the only person talking to me 🤷🏿‍♂️

[limber cove]

Genuinely I will call the mods

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-jammins-poet-meme-not-a-poet-spoken-word-poetry-shakespeare-joke-gif-9828231141838312757

[copper bone]

You have a face of an indian who doesn’t care about your existence attached to your profile

[copper bone]

Hahah

[limber cove]

Aww is that a projection?

[obsidian plume]

London london london

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout76-nuke-friends-bomb-nuclear-gif-14693420697390417365

[cobalt oxide]

You know when I say 'about' its a estimate right?

[obsidian plume]

Vro thinks hes Hikaru

[copper bone]

The other persons talking with you are also smarter than you could ever be

[grave shuttle]

are there 'beginner' friendly openings

[copper bone]

You’re done mate

[limber cove]

Beefing in a chess discord server of all places btw

[warm ginkgo]

Clash royale

[bronze fern]

Yes plenty. For white, the scotch

[copper bone]

Looks like I hit the gukesh nerve

[limber cove]

Cya

[jolly pasture]

and i mentioned that the actual number is 49%

jst to clarify

[copper bone]

Remove that indian bro…. Its so corny

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-ace-kfc-kfc-ace-valorant-ace-gif-1919397171531115088

[jolly pasture]

zayum 🤤

[limber cove]

Trying to change the subject?

[jade relic]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-knife-tricks-sausage-flip-hotdog-flip-gif-25236336

[tropic panther]

He thought it was a one move threat on the knight 💀

[cobalt oxide]

I was doing a estimate lol
I dont have to clarify

[copper bone]

Youre not worthy of getting engaged in a conversation with

[limber cove]

You're

[obsidian plume]

He is bunny hopping?

[next token]

i used to like the scotch but it doesnt help you any more than the opponent

[bronze fern]

Bruh it's just an apostrophe ntd

[limber cove]

Red bull ad

[rigid meteor]

yeah

[limber cove]

I'm just ragebaiting

[copper bone]

You failed at that too

[jolly pasture]

and i clarified it

[bronze fern]

Hikaru encourages using it at beginner level because you get quick development with white

[copper bone]

Loser

[next token]

fair

[cobalt oxide]

I dont think you're good at listening

[limber cove]

Right

[warm ginkgo]

Cant take it anymore. Sorry 😟 <@&745328830649991179>

[limber cove]

Either an alt account or just someone who's too young to use discord

[copper bone]

Disappointed in you

[jolly pasture]

you dont i said i clarified the actual percentage

[limber cove]

You did tell him to die earlier lmao

[jolly pasture]

ok i see the about but im jst saying the actual percentage

[copper bone]

Well he clearly didnt so its a shame

Hence disappointing

[spice loom]

yo wth happened

[limber cove]

Just back down , losing an argument in a chess discord server ain't the end of your life

[limber cove]

Of all places btw

[warm ginkgo]

I am too

[spice loom]

can i have a tldr

[copper bone]

Team gukesh btw

[warm ginkgo]

Distraction

[limber cove]

Guy tells other guy to die other guy intervenes first guy argues third guy comes first guy argues third guy ragebaits

[jolly pasture]

why does it matter

[cobalt oxide]

You said it
'As a matter of fact' type of way
You can argue against it but thats how I interpreted

[nocturne plover]

Nxg5!! Is a cool idea..
Seems to lose a piece but Bxg5, Qxh5, Bxd2 and f4! Threat is Bh4-f6 and Qg6

[mystic acorn]

i just played my worst game EVER

[copper bone]

Theyre bunch of soy boys

[spice loom]

heh lol

[limber cove]

Third guy is doing well at ragebaiting

[mystic acorn]

45% accuracy LMFAO ended with opponent blundering queen yet i had 0 blunders

[copper bone]

Get a job

[weak violet]

idk but i think Nxg5!! Is a cool idea..
Seems to lose a piece but Bxg5, Qxh5, Bxd2 and f4! Threat is Bh4-f6 and Qg6

[copper bone]

You aint no superman

[mystic acorn]

GOOD CALCULATION BRO THIS LEADS TO MATING

[warm ginkgo]

What's wrong with you

[mild rapids]

you keep getting bullied at school right? im sure you know how it feels to be harassed 24/7

[spice loom]

just ignore lol its not that deep

[jolly pasture]

fine ill make it simple you said |about, me say the actual percentage for the people to know |its not that serious

[limber cove]

Entertainment

[copper bone]

Yall so wrong atp 😭

[limber cove]

Better than playing 10+0

[mild rapids]

have empathy

[jolly pasture]

and some soy mods could ban you for hate

[limber cove]

Your not helping either of your cases he was obviously trolling

[nocturne plover]

10+0 is goated dude

[copper bone]

we dont fear that son

[jade relic]

Fr

[limber cove]

true but like I'm bored of chess in general rn

[mild rapids]

ok

[limber cove]

After hitting 2200 I got bored 🥱

[nocturne plover]

Na chess is fun

[bronze fern]

The best time control. Its the default chess.com one for a reason

[warm ginkgo]

Dawg

[copper bone]

Damn bro getting lectured by soyboy

[jolly pasture]

wut so if you see a soy boy you be like 'lets bully him'?

[nocturne plover]

1. You didn't even hit 2200.Your peak is 2196.
2. Chess starts getting fun only after 2200

[spice loom]

i cant say that cause i only hit 2000

[limber cove]

I lied 😔 I only reached 2196

[copper bone]

Not if he sticks his nose into conversation

[limber cove]

Otb is more fun

[warm ginkgo]

Still impressive

[cobalt oxide]

Youre quite the lil troller I see

[limber cove]

I earn money playing it

[jade relic]

Yep

[limber cove]

Alot of it and I like bank notes

[nocturne plover]

Classical ain't fun

[limber cove]

rapid

[mental prairie]

Can someone help me contact an expert

[next token]

rapid is too much time

[copper bone]

You have the face of the ugliest president as your pfp

What are you talking about

[mild rapids]

expert of what

[jade relic]

It is, trust

[jolly pasture]

uh most of the peopl are like that

[limber cove]

Nooo I have a international classical tournament AND a national champion deciding tournament back to back

[jolly pasture]

im not trolling vro

[patent patrol]

I am a genius of love

[warm ginkgo]

Which tc do you prefer then?

[nocturne plover]

In which God tournament does a 2200 win😭. In all good tournament , there will be atleast 10 titled players

[limber cove]

One day apart not accounting the distance between the two places

[slow folio]

he finally doesn't lose

[cobalt oxide]

Bro that ain't the president 😂 😂

[next token]

blitz

[patent patrol]

Whichever ones I’m playing in

[limber cove]

I don't play online..? I'm 1900 fide

[mental prairie]

My account got closed right after ii battled my brother

[copper bone]

Lmao who tf is that

[warm ginkgo]

Well I prefer bullet

[limber cove]

1870 but let's call it 1900

[grand steppe]

Has there been an update on chess.com? Because I keep getting matched against guys with 600 ELO who have a 90% accuracy rate every single time, who never make a mistake, mostly Americans.... Weird, I've never seen anything like this in seven years of playing. (If you're under 18, don't reply to me.)

[mild rapids]

why tho

[jade relic]

Woah

[next token]

valid opinion

[copper bone]

I thought thats lincoln ong

[cobalt oxide]

You're such a wise guy

[jolly pasture]

a game just to draw

[nocturne plover]

nd titled players are 2200+ how th do you win if there are like 50 2000+ fides playing

[jade relic]

Im 1414 fide, about to get it increased 🔥

[cobalt oxide]

🤭

[copper bone]

You realise i cant open your pfp

[mild rapids]

you should play against ai and learn more chess openings, then create a new account with higher elo, im sure those are smurfs or stockfish cheaters

[slow folio]

well what do you expect of Nils losing 4 games in a row

[limber cove]

Country has ass players

[weak violet]

im under 18, only by 6 months though

[cobalt oxide]

Its John Brown
He was a abolitionist

[mental prairie]

Idk

[patent patrol]

Ummm there’s a trust factor which slightly determines ur opponents but this just seems like coincidence mostly

[slow folio]

welcome to 18+ world in 6 months vro

[limber cove]

• they're old and washed

[copper bone]

Well hes ugly too so

[mental prairie]

I was try to figure that out

[patent patrol]

John brown was a badass

[copper bone]

Ugliest abolitionist as your pfp is a shame

[jolly pasture]

so he realised that he doesnt have a chance to win

[mild rapids]

was it rated and did you play him many times, was your brother's elo way higher than yours?

[cobalt oxide]

I dont really mind

[cursive narwhal]

Someone just turned 18

[slow folio]

well it's a 7 round tournament and he's already -4

[next token]

-# im under 18

[slow folio]

no chance of winning

[slim gulch]

owo

[mild rapids]

what did you say this for

[cobalt oxide]

I couldn't agree more

[warm ginkgo]

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[mystic acorn]

@calm axle

[grand steppe]

I hate their algorithm. I created my account in 2019 but haven't played much, so I keep getting matched against these American players who've played over 60,000 games but are stuck at 700 Elo, can you believe it????? 60,000 games and you're still at 700 Elo

[copper bone]

Bro

[jade relic]

What country you from?

[next token]

?

[spice loom]

mate whats the under 18 prejudice
and no there isnt any update which directly interferes

[limber cove]

Sahur?

[mental prairie]

Yes yes and yes

[weak violet]

ill finally be legal

[mild rapids]

nothing