#💬〡chess-talk
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Might be a lil leafy
Nah u tricked me
I was expecting a drugged chocolate chip
🙁
I don't serve drugs to my friends
Unless
Cool bro but still raisen eww
...
I think it is reversed bro
Yea in my experience, babies are the best chess player
Agree the game is bad for adult
My cousin has a cat who hates rooks, anytime we play chess he will make it his mission to knock them off the board
what is the best question to ask yourself as a beginner?
He sacrifices the rooks
Hey Buddy. How's it going?
If i played a 9 year old can i mate?
why am i doing this
Hi (who tf are u)
Hi
...
Luckily I'm neither child nor adult so I can happily play
2 legged human being
seriously though
Bipedal
Fair enough
the cat is NOT human bro
I don't know why chess i guess
Hey mate, are you up for blitz?
This a roblox larp server
I'd be worried if it was icl
Who brillianted me
my cat?
Hey Cassie
that is not human bro cute cat tho
Cute cat
he's a lil demon
Hi huzz
u da real chicken
Another horny mf
Say wallahi bait
😭
Siamese gatto
i have this exact cat in my minecraft world because of it lol
it's actually a ragdoll this one
I knew it looked familiar
male ragdoll
him rn
Cute car
Aww
It is not huzz bro
?
he's abusive don't be fooled by his exterior cuteness
What r u saying cuh
Just to make sure
Schizophrenia
Oh still
He's planing to get his revenge on darth vader
he probably is man
Maybe he wants to steal the food from his cat opp
this cat wakes up every day 4am to start attacking the pc monitor and everything he can find on shelves
Awww
he has a lil gf that he sees whenever she comes over to the window lmao
Moew zilla
Marriage when
Cat huzz
Fr
This thing has more rizz than us
she's for the streets i ain't letting this cat trust her fr 🙏
True
Damn...
she's an outside cat probably is 😭
Well it is what it is
Nahh bro
Don't let him
Get a pet female cat
Every 9 months he get new cats probably a bad idea
he got no balls...
Oh
Oh no...
I donot have gifs someone send a megamind meme pls
W
No balls?
Low key tufd
is beating the 1.6k coach a good sign
Yes it means you are a good person
I am 67 elo
It's Magnus
How do yall write two do yall curve it for do ot straight
Straight
nice
I like it curvy
💀 💀
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Rapid: 323 (344 peak)
Let's goo
Plau bullet to have suicidal thoughts trust
Id be ass
what?
I am ass at bullet but it is funny
If I die I can't send u "KEEP GOING" pics or troll @rain sparrow
Oh
It's true vro
😔
hi someone mommy here wanna play against me
hii
Gross
I think he means something else by playing...
🙁🙁
i meant chess
Who is talking about chess bro
This a roblox larp server
send me a dm
Ayo first move?
99% win rate
It is brilliant on move 1 how is it possible
its otaku_12385
The worst thing she can say is no
Ayo
Lol
https://www.chess.com/variants/spell-chess/game/101883181/135/1
Bruh I stalemated this 2100 Spell Chess player
Mythical fail
Who plays spell chess
Clash royale addicts
bozos
don't hate it if you don't try it
True
I saw
I already tried it it is a 3 game phase then it becomes ahh
I came
Shi i messed it up
I twerked
I farted
wdym 3 game phase?
look what i just did😭
It was fun for 3 games
U play for 3 games then it's ass
guess it was not for you
i am looking for a titled chess coach for below 25 dolaar per hour
Regular chess all day
I guess
Lol
i wish
It is a sac like the bag
Put the fries in
Rook size
not just the rook but the bishop too😭
No one cares about the juicer
i've done whats worse in my time troubles 
Just put the pieces on the board😭😭
Sniper
I blundered my sanity in bullet
@mystic acorn
The girl who made the first move
Oh
He's having a good time bro let him enjoy
I forgot maybe they having e hot stuff
yesss!, i get hypered
Anywayss
(in chess)
(In chess)
True
they doing the frankenstein-dracula😔
Who's this roasted duck guy
She is exposing the back rank
Mating positions (we are the real losers bro 💔 )
heh you have to connect
No gif perms
Epic fail
💔
Can i use an alt to connect
<@&745328830649991179> can i make an alt to connect to this server
True
psst you arent supposed to say you have more than one account
OH HELL NO😭
Delete message
Yes, that's completely fine, assuming that the alt account has been authorized by chess.com.
@keen grotto can I ask u a question
Give me a link to go authorize an alt
Thanks
Yes.
That was an easy question. You got any more?
What do I do is someone if being mean in the chat
ping @Server Mod, replying to their message. Other than that, ignore them.
Ok then
…
Thanks
Who one to play me?
I survived another day
What happened
Delete
I was being mean in chat
its just a gif gng
I don't think I have the energy to play chess
U aren't a bad person to me not at all
Wtf
Thats not bad gng
Z
hello
What
yes.
<@&745328830649991179>
Not tuff gng
wait no
(Low tier god meme)
mods ban him
Dang last day here
@lucid lagoon in the chat it's always a good day
it is not a good day 😭
I had 3 exams today
Mods, discover checkmate him
Guys
Mods, windmill him
Mods windmill tactic him
I don't know what to say but I'm just using emoji
I met this guy before
Guys im banned yall shouldnt report me anymore
Bruh 
Is my roblox animation tuff
Thank god
Aight bro itss good
son.
What kind of dark sorcery is this
Its vfx
Cj the street
Lmao I put my adress as sesame street
In chess com
Should I stop with the emoji
Yes
Ok
How do I improve after 1600 elo
🥀🥀
Play the fools mate
67
time is so valuable every second 2 people die and 4 babies are born
Tf
Like deadass
Report them
Come on man the fool mate is a solid opening
Just play the basic principles
Is Charlie Kirk a chess grandmaster?
I think opening ain't the problem mate
who is that
How about Magnus carlsen Gambit
The man from Agartha
it's happening 
Yay✅
goated game doe
Oh
I'm ok bored
yo im bored who wanna play hyperbullet
I'm going to go play now see you
I'm bored
I'm gonna play brawl stars
Me
what yo name tho
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LO
fahhhh
400 elo peak is crazy
Why the hell
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fym should I 💀
I mean i dont want to....
dont do it
Alright...
guh?
THE ROOOKKK
Leave bro we don't care
@wooden storm
That acc got banned
not surprised
a beaut
How do I make a 3 centimeter wide hole in a solid 4 cm thick 40 by 40 cm oak chessboard
router?
THEN AFTER THE BRILLIANT I DID A BEST THEN A GREAT THEN ANOTHER GREAT
I know it’s not accidental but I can’t prove it
!ban
Lol no proof
Are u sure?
Blitz?
That was fun
I just defeated some indian guys in chess so they banned me from Indian server entirely
Wanna play blitz?
😭 just accept the defeat bro wth
the indians have a server?
Ok ELO
Yo lets play 1 game
Ya and i see why people don't join it bro they are so egoistic
Are you still below 500
lol
Like if u win against them they will straight up ban you
How you know
Anyone wanna play 1 second chess
Add me cutie
I am a Offline Player, But in this Id. I am maybe 900
ur profile up there
Oh
Ok

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Bullet: 828 (891 peak)
I like pre-moving
i dropped so much elo
No worse than mine
Its just part of life bro
Do you think Bobby Fischer is the best
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Yay
Let's go I'm better than you soon you can catch up
grand total of 0 games?!
I made this alt and spoke with support connected it and deleted it lol
Yes
How do you even delete
I am not going to down because i forgot i was playing on an alt
Right to be forgotten
Endgame ai
What does supposed to be
It takes 10 days tho so i deleted all my old accounts
!connect
It means that in any service u can delete all ur data when ever you want and they cannot stop u or u can go to the law and get a law suit
Play every single one of my friend I know it's almost like higher level than me
Wow (i didn't understand)
what
Nice okay because of my Auto autocorrect
Hans' website
i want to play against strong master players
It has lots of masters in tournaments
oh tournaments
Playing tournament be like if that guy is high level than me I don't lose much but if they lose I get a lot I just need to be lucky that I get higher opponent
Just use a distraction technique (probably against the rules) or when u sacrifice make a ohh no i blundered face and let them fall right into it (may work)
lost 2 games in a row
Skill issue
Good job
Play tournament is really risky it's easy to lose I win around like 50% of the time
i have elo 600..
Is it bad if I admire Hans Niemann as a really good chess player?
Is there anybody wants to play against to me Catalan opening as white pieces
Oh still a skill issue
son
But fr probably tilt
😭
What's ur elo
how to get better then
Use phycological war fare
Since I feel like Hans Niemann is just like us if we decided to devote our entire life to chess and locked the hell in
1100
Play more blunder less find the right move ( i am 700 )
Oh good
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Sometimes sacrificed my pieces for no reason especially the rooks or the Queen
Lol
Anyways i lied here is my profile
🫠 xd
He has a point tho
Wanna play a watch?
Like i am infinite elo (as my profile says) and i do it all the time
Who tryna play 6+7
Anyone?
Ermm where?
what's your elo?
This was my best game ever
719
What is your rating?
It is not loading:(
K
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mines 600 so im gonna lose 100%
Here
I mean a 100 elo gap is not that bad
He’s right
I haven't played in a while
Ur elo?
I have no idea how you guys get your ELO that high
1400
How is impossible
It is easy just donot play the game thinks you are hikaru and gives u infinite elo
Lets battle
U will get cooked bro

Nah not rn I’m busy
700 elo gap is fine when over like 1200 but at ur level nah
okay let's try 5mins?
Sure
I know what to do I'm gonna play the bong cloud
Message me your user and I’ll let you know later
Power move
my username is itstulipy
K
Bro you get cooked by 100 higher than you
Sent
200 you get destroyed 300 you get substracted
who pinged me
700 its dying ant vs the entire world
Me
Nah at lower levels naybe
my first brilliant
1200 is over a mathematical possibility
I sent
Why
Higher*
I lied
Why
Way to go buddy 🙏🫂
accepted
Wtg
thanks
It wasn't me
1300-1400 Elo in blitz can beat 1800 in rapid
Still not started
?????
I sent a challenge
send again i guess
Only if they are playing a blitz game
Was it a sac?
Say wallahi
GET DESTORYED
SOMEONE VERSE ME IN SPELL CHESS
Damn
Wallahi it’s true
yeah
Oh
i sacrificed the BISHOPPP

Crazy
Not sure if I would have found a bishop sac even at this range
I sacrificed my happiness for her 💔
IM CRINE im so noob @wild salmon
SAC THE KING
Son
I sacced my career for chess 😭
Same
Wait lemme just get 1400 rq
WHO WANTS TO 1V1
You're not him bro
hi
VERSE ME IN SPELL CHESS
We are all little bro
We have the side character syndrome
Isnt it fun to battle higher elo players nothing amuses me more than that
WHO WANTS TO 1V1
3 times lostt
Yes it is fun. Especially in bullet
It is fun
If u want we can uts not that I am forcing you
ill 1vq
@pallid blaze gg not the cleanest game but not the worst
ill 1v1
Btw I send my my username
WHAT TIME CONTROL
U player with him? Who won?
rapid
I won in a 5 min
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Okayy
Unrated?
someone vs me in rapid
plsss ur higher rated
he won
OKAY
Okau
crivisor
BUT PLEASE DON'T CHEAT
i wont
Drop your @ i will send you req
Me?
u didnt accept
Yeah rn I am battling blunder master
Breh someone else joined

My phone is low battery
just resign its unrated
send me challenge my user is nldit
Maybe later? @spare verge
BRO IT'S RATED VERSUS 700 ELO
bruh
Ok I lost I'm not even side character i got into scene by accident 😭
Okayy
Hii
LMAO
Anyone up for matvh?
Hi
uhm hi guys, i am new
LMAOOOO
Supo hru
ARE YOU 4cnologiia?
Alright hold on right here 3 games in a row 1400
Gotta focus and use that last braincell I have
hiii
hi guys
Good luck 🔥🔥
anyone wanna play
No
You have 1000 on rapid and 1200 on blitz?
and he sacrifices.... THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
whyyy
ME
You're bad at chess
No he pro
id
guyss hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
whyyy noo me good bro
Nah hes not
p_gamer123
i am new to the server
i am like 1200
He is trust me
Whats ur elo
No 😭 1382 rapid 930 or smth blitz
are we playing orrrr
Yeah thats not good
Just hold on for a sec
no it is good
@lavish sonnet p_gamer123
I know you can't checkmate with just a knight but can you checkmate with just a bishop ?
no
yes
basically impossible tho
And magnus prolly thinks ur trash
wtf is ur name
wait my net is bad
The game looks like this:
Anyone for match
Well at least im not 1200
u suck dihs?
no
if we're getting technical there is a checkmate position with just a knight
Fine hbu
@lavish sonnet jk bbg you good
Yes
yo
@lavish sonnet challenge me
well you need a pawn
Let's play a little bit faster
thanks bro
My point is there is always room for improvement . With his current skill he can prolly beat anyone he comes across irl
👋🏻
bro
i sent chanllenge
Holy i was joking chill
What?
resend
@vital hawk whats your username?
you're rematching are you sts
no
see i am not that bad
Nith678
I said 2 sentences none of them criticizing you . Are you a small dyslexic child or why else are you afraid of 2 sentences ?
Is 5 min time control too short for you?
i only play rapid
Okay
hussimori
add me guys
bro
what
How's mike hunt doing
sorry about your queen bro
Bro pls resign you will win +1 elo from me
ive got no idea who he is
is caro kann defense good for beginners?
im impressed not angry
LMAO
thanks bro
lol
Got your ass
what ?
@tall oasis
what’s the best move here practically
oh yeah well i got your nose
yo
is the caro kann defense good for beginners?
qf3
THIS GUY LITERALLY SPENDING FRICKING 5 MINS ON EVERY MOVE
good
qe2 also
good for you
ull win of time
no move wins outright but e6 baits Bxf2+??
Let him cook
Says the mf who went all ,, easy there big fella , calm down buster " on me cuz he couldn't read two sentences
let him think bro
0/10 ragebait
Say the name fast many times in a row
bros queen is lost what is there to think about
What's your favourite cuss word?
Bro you only play against bots
ok send it to my user its nldit
Sorry I had to attent a call
Bro...
@tall oasis This you?
sent
very straightforward
Its not that I did it on purpose lmao
@tall oasis Low on internet connection?
im good now
Average Verizon user
Bxg7+ Rxg7 Ra8+ Rg8 Qf6#?
Takebacks?
Alr
Qxg7+ Rxg7 and Ra8#
THE KNIGHTS DEFENDING IT
Mate in 2 and mate in 3 lol
it wont lemme resign
Hairy potter hello
Bro fumbled lol
wdym
The light square juicer
Telling someone not to take Advantage of YOUR f uckup is next level scrubbery
True
Why the chat soo ded vro
They all playing chess
Instead of chatting nerds
Cringe asf
ur so right
Chess.com things soo cringy omg
another blunder?
😭
i will play a little later
Alr
Why is chess low-key hard
Because it is
Nah id cook
Calling a good honest hard working cat meme cringe just to go on and post AI brainrot slop should be considered Terrorism
Maybe later
I’m like very impatient when I play boardgames and this game really punishes that😭
It is a joke gng el gato is tuff
Well quit i guess or work on that (or play bullet)
No need to be patient. Go early queen
Good meowfternoon
U making low elo garbage even more garbage
Good one
My head says develop my queen after the first pawn but that would be so bad

Tell her to play it pls gng
Why early queen bad?
I beg u
Ok. I was done with chess coaching a 12 year old kid.
arch nemesis
2200 rapid online. Teached him london
Because it is easy punished
taught*
Easiest pocket money ever
Comeon teach her london pwease gng
She wants to go early queen
Hikaru Carlson Ding Nepo Polgar
Guys I am 200 elo lets be friends
this is not even early queen bro
Whats the point in that move
I am talking in first couple of moves here for example there is no knight to harras you and ur knight that develop on f3 is gone
well to be fair its not that bad
But far from optimal 😭
A huge Dopamine hits
Dont under estimate me. My best pupil is already 2500+ elo rated player. I taught her caro at age 10
Nah low key a strat tho castling will be better and more tuff


Well we donot care do ur magic and teach her the London
Now im gonna londonize these 10-15 year old kids
Okay perhaps you are... atleast 3000?
thats the top engine move
That would be the logical way
He is 6700
lmao
Well bye
Play the london. Buying them books to study. Aaahhh what a fulfillment
hopefully you dont do that to every person you teach right
I have a theory that Martin used to be a very good chess player but when he had kids he gave them to many chances to beat him that he became bad again
that
doesnt work like that
It is a theory
plays an early c5
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EAT THIS!
Wana learn Chess
Nf6 and b5
poor kids that play aggresive when they get told to play london 😭
just teach kids g4


No aggressive. Gotta teach them pressure and patience. London is solid
wild statement
1.d4 > 1.e4 or your 1.g4
Okay why don't we just 1v1 each other and see if it's true
1.g4 is satire lol do you think i actually think its a good opening
imagine being one of the greatest chess players of all time just to get a losing position against a 60-70 year old gm
If i win blitz. You change your name to ilovelondon
whats so bad about e4?

1.e4 is over rated, over analyzed. And was deemed obsolete because of Berlin (remember Kramnik v Kasparov)?
one of the greatest chess players?
i like to call hans one
he is a good player
Kramnik neutralized Kasparov's 1.e4
how is e4 obsolete if its the best move for white alongside d4
BEST by TEST
Also Nigel Short? Remember he used to play 1.e4 exclusively? Now he adapts 1.d4 in his recent games
I like e4. But my results with 1.d4 is better - Anatoly Karpov
berlin didnt even kill e4 what are you on about

it only killed like the main line of ruy lopez
I doomed
Spassky started with 1.d4 as a beginner
No way it is better than most of us here
Lol you lose to magnus?
e4 e5 f4+-
nimzo indian is just as resilient against d4 as berlin against e4 bro

im getting you banned bro dont ever send these gifs again #moderators
Anyone higher than 2500 can beat that bot
Can I play chess with someone on the server?
<@&745328830649991179>
it aint even that bad bro 😭
Bloody 🙁
ok magnus
yo blundermaster you actually pinged them broyou meant to put a # instead of @ 😭 now you just wasted their time
Whats your elo? Blitz? Bullet?
snowflake
BRO 😭
I don't know, I'm new

BLACK
also this depends on the player, karpov is a brilliant positional player, thats why d4 gave him better results
hell on earth bro
It is a work of art. On par with greek statue
what is this
really?
horror beyond human comprehension

London meets london
The unstoppable force meets the immovable opening
how to not blunder
😔
The L*ndon system?
both players lose 
NOOOO dont saYY IT OU TLOUD
I'm new and I don't know anything, I just love playing chess
Dont fear people who practice 100 openings
Fear player who practice london 100x as much
first person in the server to actually recognize urara in my pfp
fear the stupidity
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I want to play with me, anyone please
fear the boringness
this is what happens when you don't castle
what is blessing my eyes rn bro 🥹
fear london players. if you loose they will tell everyone.
they will tell their moms or girlfriends, and talk about it during breaktime with coworkers or schoolmates. and they will try to make fun of how you blundered.
they will tell their chess coach. and make it a puzzle diagram posted for every student to see, with your name posted on it.
Ha what a shame. Imagine losing to london
The London glazing situation is crazy
bold of you to assume they are even on good terms with everyone because london players are all NORMIES

Bro is the inventor of London system
i m so traumatized rn please put a spoiler warning before mentioning L*ndon system
imagine playing such a drawish opening you have to frame the win with it
couldnt be me a grob player
I will convert you.
Teach you for free
I would rather off myself

hello
Legends say that London players often go to London themselves to get shagged at their last chess game
u know what im a d4 player now
i would rather play some shithole like Na3 than london
no more e4 until june
Approve!!
the only good london is jobava
enemy of the world
No more 1.e4
Avoid berlin and caro. No more draw
someone play me
daniel all the way
alr oil up
i actually love berlin because i can usually win the endgame or at least have excellent winning chances as white
its not as trivial below gm level
how london players feel playing the same bum ass 10 moves in a row just to get a dry symmetrical position for 1056th time in their life and just shuffle and wait until their opponent blunders just because they were bored
anatoliy karpov 
London players when they see c5: 
thats a positional beast and not a single person in this server will ever touch that level
i cried out of happiness when i saw the f3 plan 🥹
@rancid osprey
happens to all of us
london players when they play black
hate london with a passion 💢
Bus? Bus bus
dude what

Batubussa told me thats hes playing blitz on the bus and got busted
is sex cool as they say

Lost his phone for a few hours as punishment
how it felt being a beginner and being told to play stupid london for 100th time
What's the matter homies
it depends on the position
- Boris Spassky.
Eeew fortnite
eww london player
Dead game
🤢
Ts the opposite to how it feels to chew 5 gum
dude
What's wrong with playing London system once in a while
once in a while is alright but ALL THE TIME is some madness
Mooska mickey mouse
What position would be equivalent of L*ndon?
Nothing. They just bad hyping it. Because they fear it.
Once in a while yeah it's good
You fear what you hate.
True
cuddling and letting it slip in. Objectively good but definitely not one you wanna use all the time
none
But yeah that's still a stretch cuz NOTHING IS AS BORING AS LONDON
😭
BOTH THE CITY AND THE OPENING
lock in bro

Caps off. Calm down
Breathe in. Breathe out. Wax in
Wax out
sicillian would be equivalent of dogging it w hairpull and assslap and stuff
Shitty weather and boring game
That would be the Sicilian wing gambit/benko
chat what are we doing
Sicilian is just a passionate pounding
London feels 15c cool
Evaluating positions, isnt thats what we supposed to do?
Good weather to stroll around
I like the rain, storms and stuff like that but the weather in the UK looks like all the miserable parts of weather
a wild way to do that
nah man, it be rough
Once in a while it's solid
42° here..
It's not my main opening
90% ass 10% liveable
Are you in australia? Or arabia?
no
Once in a while it's good not my main opening
I am in Pakistan
what about jobava
Wow that is so hot
the doggy?
42c you can cook eggs on street. And tap water feels like coffee
Yo
Yo
hi criv
no shi
My homie
not me?
Why not you?
It's a miserable existence in 40°c+
@worthy lark You ARE my homie
Vro
No homo dude












