💬〡chess-talk

[sharp kelp]

just learn not to hang peices and review ur games

[merry compass]

Learn one opening for each color but that's it, for now, learn as much as you can about them. You'll learn to spot threats by playing humans.

[plush nacelle]

I only play Italian

[slate summit]

learn scholars mate

[sharp kelp]

for white i kinda js freeball

[drifting matrix]

Cute

[sharp kelp]

i try for halloween gambit

but if not then i just go for it

[merry compass]

Jobava London as White has been good to me

[plush ivy]

What for black i struggle with black a lot

[merry compass]

Caro

[sharp kelp]

the only 2 openings i know for white is if they play scandivian and i counter like crazy and halloween gambit

[plush ivy]

I don't like the kings Indian

[slate summit]

GG idk who was it but gg

[merry compass]

Or Scandi

[sharp kelp]

sicilian*

[sharp kelp]

only do this if they play queens pawn

if kings pawn then sicilian

[merry compass]

That can be a bit involved

[sharp kelp]

they are basically the same openings

[unkempt pendant]

Books really help, I bought How to win at chess and it helped me a lot

[plush ivy]

Oh

[drifting matrix]

Yeahhh

[merry compass]

Is that the Gotham one?

[sharp kelp]

and if u play sicilian they have cool name variations

[slim hawk]

guys come on they are 300, bit soon to suggest books etc, fundamentals and couple openings, youll be 600 ez

[plush ivy]

I dont have money for books

[unkempt pendant]

As black I like to play sicilian dragon

[sharp kelp]

@plush ivy

hyperaccelerated dragon bro

[plush nacelle]

The PC's chess games better than phones

[plush ivy]

Yeh its so confusing my brain hurts

[sharp kelp]

only if knight comes out

[drifting matrix]

Yall know about cry maxing?

[slim hawk]

anyone for some 15/10 - im 6/700 rated unrated whatevveerr

[sharp kelp]

if not then i play different

[plush ivy]

What even is that

[slim hawk]

ignore them hahaha

[oblique dagger]

UWU

[unkempt pendant]

Yeah

[vale vortex]

[sharp kelp]

most kings indian / sicilian will look like this

[plush ivy]

Sorry guys I am a noob

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie

[oblique dagger]

We all noob

[merry compass]

https://youtu.be/OCSbzArwB10?si=CG2tR025c63vP0lp

[unkempt pendant]

Yeah

[sharp kelp]

after u get that js push queeen pawn

[slim hawk]

im only 600 but id say concentrate on like 5 fundamentals, and 1 open each colour

will be huge difference promise

[cobalt oxide]

But do you play fried liver?

[zealous mason]

he got scholarsd in the sicillian

[merry compass]

I also have that! I do kinda wish I got the more advanced book though

[plush ivy]

What fundamentals

[sharp kelp]

halloween gambit and sicilian @plush ivy

[sharp kelp]

only thing im good at bro

[plush nacelle]

Nah

[plush ivy]

Levy said gambit are bad for beginners

[merry compass]

Get you pieces out so you can castle

[plush nacelle]

My elo is 1300

[sharp kelp]

halloween gambit is different

[plush ivy]

Yup I do that

[crisp sorrel]

I like your PFP art

[signal condor]

control the center too

[sharp kelp]

its a normal opening but if they do something then u js win

[cobalt oxide]

Why not

[zealous mason]

hyperacclerated is dogshit, either go accelerated or normal dragon

[crisp sorrel]

Your good

[viral egret]

thanks :D

[drifting matrix]

Play dragon

[zealous mason]

too tricky for me

[sharp kelp]

what.

[merry compass]

Well then from there improve pieces if you don't see checks, captures, or threats

[crisp sorrel]

Anytime 👍

[plush nacelle]

I dont know about the variants so much

[crisp sorrel]

Frrrrr just play classic or najdorf

[plush nacelle]

My middle and endgame is best

[zealous mason]

Najdorf is pretty good

[drifting matrix]

Why?

[crisp sorrel]

My middle and opening is great and my endgame is good

[sharp kelp]

its not bro

[plush ivy]

I see

[unkempt pendant]

I think he made How to win at chess next level, Idk if It's available just yet though

[crisp sorrel]

Yhhh but I'm trying to find like 5 openings I'll use consistently

[robust crypt]

🫡

[plush nacelle]

To be honest to yourself. Respect.

[obsidian karma]

It comes out in October

[kind geyser]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/6431097 three minute tournament I made

[drifting matrix]

The way gotham just moves is just sooo attractive

[cobalt oxide]

Well thats good but learn the theory bro
If you learn it, you'll win more than your half games after kg5

[merry compass]

You'll get it. Just play a lot, against people and not bots. Do puzzles. You'll start to notice things.

[crisp sorrel]

But I mostly play Sicilian or Italian

[obsidian karma]

Italian is goated

[plush nacelle]

I know but i can not find any source

My opening game is so bad

[upbeat thicket]

guys i may accidentaly have beaten engine max lv

[harsh lichen]

I was able to get my hands on an 800 glicko and i made them so much better this is proof that my method works!!!!

[upbeat thicket]

mine too

[plush nacelle]

I only know play italian and Spanish 😔

[unkempt pendant]

Yesterday I made my first brilliant move, felt so much like Tal that I started Russian on Duolingo

[slim hawk]

have a google, im too noob to remember all, but its like, pawn structure, castling, stuff like that, really simple stuff on their own that if you do consistently you will be better than 500

[cobalt oxide]

Well I can recommend you to videos for that if you let me
Its all you'll need

[upbeat thicket]

what is italian and spanish

[oblique dagger]

Thx its very useful for me to improve 🙏

[obsidian karma]

Openings

[upbeat thicket]

LOL gotta farm brilliants bero

[upbeat thicket]

what are openings

[kind geyser]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/6431097

[plush nacelle]

Okay

[unkempt pendant]

What are pawns?

[sharp kelp]

@plush ivy also always try to double ur rooks, or rook and queen

[merry compass]

No problem! I'm glad I can get credit for someone else's work! 😆

[obsidian karma]

You know.. opening the game..

[upbeat thicket]

wdym, openings are like, how your pawns open? like king pawn or queen pawn?

[harsh lichen]

If any mfs want "coaching" lmk but like please dont dm me if ur not gonna do what i tell u to 🙏😭

[cloud steeple]

is your name a play on goodwillhunting?

[upbeat thicket]

ME

[polar zealot]

Hell yeah

[slim hawk]

could be deep bait, in which case fair enough, openings are how youn start the game

[oblique dagger]

Omg mee pls

[merry compass]

It is. My name is Dillon and it's one of my favorite movies

[obsidian karma]

The first few moves of a game

[harsh lichen]

1k or below ur better than me 😔😔😔

[viral egret]

what does “stop pronouns” mean

[polar zealot]

Can I get coaching

[upbeat thicket]

so my first move is a opening

[harsh lichen]

Yeah u need it

[polar zealot]

Idk man

[cloud steeple]

real, it's #2 on my letterbox

[oblique dagger]

I started chess yesterday i have 600elo

[upbeat thicket]

so if i move my rook pawn its an opening?

[obsidian karma]

Kinda

[merry compass]

What's the first?

[upbeat thicket]

AYO

[oblique dagger]

I asked first tho

[cloud steeple]

dead poets society

[polar zealot]

oh

[oblique dagger]

Uwu

[harsh lichen]

Okay then

[zealous mason]

how do you feel about this moveorder for the accelerated dragon: e4 c5 nf3 nc6 d4 cxd4 nxd4 nf6

[slim hawk]

i struggle to make jump from 6/7 to 1k

[polar zealot]

But you're 1800

[oblique dagger]

Wut

[harsh lichen]

U i can actually help

[oblique dagger]

Im 600elo wdym

[upbeat thicket]

can u coach me pretty please for free

[viral egret]

just say you hate lgbt people with your full chest lol

[upbeat thicket]

please i need free coach

[oblique dagger]

I started chess today morning

[polar zealot]

I started tomorrow

[oblique dagger]

How to move piece

[upbeat thicket]

bro stop lying you aint 600 in first day

[oblique dagger]

[robust willow]

i can coach you for one dollar

[viral egret]

horsey move like L

[oblique dagger]

No cap i was 600 first day

[oblique dagger]

What is L

[kind geyser]

i tarted 2 years ago

[drifting matrix]

I just entered this looksmaxing discord server

[oblique dagger]

Teach me chess

[signal condor]

move your queen as early as possible since its the most powerful piece it will be the most intimidating

[polar zealot]

Brother you can be 600 by breathing 🥀

[kind geyser]

lol

[drifting matrix]

Nooo dont

[oblique dagger]

What the hell is queen

[oblique dagger]

[sinful quiver]

false

[slim hawk]

"chess players have higher iq"

this chat is room temp repetitive banter 24/7

[late aspen]

dont u start out with 1500

[sinful quiver]

the low elos have improved

[obsidian karma]

So true 😭

[merry compass]

On lichess I think

[oblique dagger]

That's professional level

[polar zealot]

U can't be serious 🥀

[sharp kelp]

@plush ivy rooks on 7th rank is overpowered

[late aspen]

we srs

[trail bloom]

that is just a myth

[oblique dagger]

Yuh

[sinful quiver]

u can NOT get 600 by breathing 🥀

[late aspen]

chess players are idiots

[oblique dagger]

U can apply for job if ur 1500elo

[small jungle]

Isn't 1500 fide like gm level

[polar zealot]

Come on, this is ridiculous

[modern dock]

brain damage type beat

[sinful quiver]

no its not

[merry compass]

@plush ivy pawns are overlooked at beginner levels but they are very important when done right

[oblique dagger]

They have high intelligence and determination very favorised for jobs applications

[polar zealot]

I swear it's not that deep, just stop following random trick openings and play normally and you'll improve soo fast

[drifting matrix]

I be wondering is using stockfish in a real game cheating or is it like having a calculator in math test like its allowed but just a tool to help

[sinful quiver]

❌ determination ✅ stubbornness

[late aspen]

aint nobody hiring me for my chess talents gang

[modern dock]

'just play normally' yea that doesn't get you to 600 elo

[polar zealot]

BRO

[harsh lichen]

I lost to a 750 today imed 🥀

[merry compass]

100% cheating and chess.com will catch you

[tardy halo]

you cant have stubborness without determination

[cloud steeple]

any tips for elo anxiety?

[polar zealot]

PLAYING NORMALLY GETS YOU TO 2000

[harsh lichen]

!!!!

[polar zealot]

Hell yeah

[merry compass]

Unranked games

[oblique dagger]

Macdonald idk

[drifting matrix]

So its not like a tool that helps you

[polar zealot]

Idk I'm terrible at chess

[oblique dagger]

How to play chess tho

[polar zealot]

Forgot

[modern dock]

'play normally' doesn't even mean anything so I'm doubtful

[slim hawk]

my god

[oblique dagger]

How does the duck move like

[slim hawk]

you lot are boring aye hahahaha

[merry compass]

If you're playing bots I think it's allowed but if you use it in a real game you'll get busted

[sharp kelp]

@plush ivy put pp on the pp

[polar zealot]

Playing normally as in not care about accuracy and computer moves and random trick openings because that's the most stupid thing

[drifting matrix]

Thanks sir

[merry compass]

Anytime

[drifting matrix]

What does subhuman mean?

[slim hawk]

HoW Do MovE PawN WhaAt Is A QuEeN (actual 2k rated players in a discord chat)

[sinful quiver]

google exists man

[drifting matrix]

I dont trust google they got steal my info

[merry compass]

An idea that some humans are beneath others

[sinful quiver]

then bing it

[drifting matrix]

So ugly humans?

[queen mesa]

i.. won against a 1600?? what??

[drifting matrix]

Is a subhuman

[old verge]

white to play for an advantage

[sinful quiver]

1600s are bad fr
100-400s are better

[merry compass]

If you define being human as being conventionally attractive then yes

[oblique dagger]

Qh8#

[modern dock]

okay that makes sense but still 2000 elo actually requires you to learn a lot. a lot of players don't go out of their way to what moves are good vs bad and it would take way longer to learn without learning actual moves and responses including openings that aren't just tricks like Scholar's mate

[sinful quiver]

sacrifice THE ROOOOK

[queen mesa]

pretty sure i missed checkmate in 1 lol

[old verge]

yes

[sinful quiver]

[drifting matrix]

Thanks sir

[queen mesa]

someone gotta review that game

[peak sierra]

What about 3k elo

[old verge]

am i supposed to like eat the rook when castling or

[oblique dagger]

OMG GEOMETRY DASH

[drifting matrix]

Im trying to be like all these lookmaxers

[obsidian karma]

Yes

[sinful quiver]

yes

[polar zealot]

Playing scholars mate is a big factor in why some people stay 500 lol

I swear some people go playing englund gambit and think they will improve

[sinful quiver]

wait no

[rain sapphire]

England

[harsh lichen]

Play fun openings negl

[old verge]

wdym thats like the best opening

[harsh lichen]

Englund

[sinful quiver]

H4, Rh3, Rf3, Rxf7

[queen mesa]

isnt queen f7 mate in one??

[rain sapphire]

Englund sucks but scholars mate is fun

[queen mesa]

oh wait no its not

[fluid ridge]

openings don’t matter much, i’ve played roughly the same openings since I was 1200

[oblique dagger]

My 700elo irl friend spamming scholar mate so good

[sinful quiver]

mate in 2, queen is forced to block the check and then your queen takes

[rain sapphire]

He blocks with queen or.bishop

[balmy python]

😳

[old verge]

too slow, black just easily defends or just runs the king away

[polar zealot]

Yeah but scholars mate is wild lol

[sinful quiver]

oh yea

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/edge-of-destiny-gif-26054538

[sinful quiver]

wait no he can play Qd8

[drifting matrix]

Is it wrong to date a blind girl

[sinful quiver]

nah its not mate

[drifting matrix]

Ok sir

[polar zealot]

Chess ain't that deep, we're all so bad lol

[modern dock]

yea i mean this gimmick stuff you see a lot in most sports so im not too surprised other noobie chess players have the same issue.

[drifting matrix]

2500 rated wow

[oblique dagger]

U play philosophy chess, we play hope chess

[old verge]

Nah its just an advantage, its Bxg7 because you then check on g4 and take the knight on d7 and will eventually win a few more pawns endgame, its pretty crazy to think white wins though, i would never play it

[oblique dagger]

Me giving queen in 1 hopping my opp doesn't see

Blud calculating 10 moves in 1s

[rain sapphire]

1800 rapid is technically just 1400.blitz and 1400.blitz is technically just 1000.bullet so actually im just 1000 elo

[polar zealot]

Fym?

Usually it's the inverse

[modern dock]

i don't know i didn't set the numbers i would think a mix of learning and practice but you're talking to someone who isn't even good at chess i can't really comprehend the work it takes to get to 3k and how much bigger the gap is from 2k compared to 1k to 2k

[queen mesa]

yeah but i just win a queen

u cant do anything but move the king

[sinful quiver]

Bf8

i mean

[polar zealot]

1k to 2k seems ridiculous after you get to real stuff

(Which we all will never get to)

[queen mesa]

how is bishop f8 blocking checkmate brotato

[old verge]

Qxg7#

[queen mesa]

😭

[polar zealot]

Fah

[sinful quiver]

i mean after the queen move from original image

[old verge]

my iq is too high

[modern dock]

makes sense lmao

[merry compass]

I won't cause I'm 36 years old but I'm sure younger users on here have a shot

[polar zealot]

I started chess 4 years ago and got there, I don't believe I'm ever becoming titled

[queen mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cats-123--k01KQQX7SYQ8WP12Q3KZJD7NTAS

an iq too low?

[sinful quiver]

why is arcade movement style so tuff

[polar zealot]

I swear a lot of people make chess small, it's much harder than you think,

It's both easy and hard
But it's beautiful

[scarlet arrow]

you're overestimating 2000

[merry compass]

I just play for fun honestly. I don't have the time to "lock in" like I could have when I was a kid

[modern dock]

fair enough

[queen mesa]

how tf did i win from this

[merry compass]

It's like sweeping: easy to learn, impossible to master

[polar zealot]

My bad,

I'm not talking about progress, I'm talking about the actual good chess

[sinful quiver]

aer u white or blcak

[queen mesa]

black

[sinful quiver]

you won by playing Ba2?

[queen mesa]

yeah but then they made a bad move

[sinful quiver]

ah so sigma

[oblique dagger]

Sigma boy

[queen mesa]

one bishop move made the eval bar go the complete other way

[ancient zealot]

2000 elo in chess.com does not require allat 😭

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cute-cat-meme-cat-cats-gif-8648686027036503013

[queen mesa]

i mean knight

[sinful quiver]

omg i beat a 302 (by abandonment on move 4 but still)

[queen mesa]

i hope they were not trying bc that was sad

[sinful quiver]

arent they a 137

167*

also be nice to the canadians theyre nice to us

[willow swift]

Tell them to teach the indians

[queen mesa]

no they are the 1600, i am the 167

[willow swift]

I want a button to stop me from playing against indians

[polar zealot]

Tf?

[willow swift]

Havent u played any indians by now?

[sinful quiver]

indian attack or do you mean the people...

[polar zealot]

Idk maybe

[willow swift]

Indian chess players bro

[sinful quiver]

ok thats just racist

[polar zealot]

Literally no difference lol, a rating is a rating

[sinful quiver]

also there is no way only 3600 games with queens pawn were played what the sigma is this

[shell lynx]

Well 1.c6 is not a popular move order for the slav. Plus, its probably using the master’s database

[keen grotto]

1.…c6 doesn't make a lot of sense. Black randomly allows white to transpose into the Caro, for really no good reason.

[willow swift]

@tacit mauve

[modern dock]

u think people are 2000 elo with 0 learning whatsoever? i didnt say it required you to spend your life doing it but like??? it would be safe to assume they know more than most 1500 or below. idk dude most low elo players ive talked to like myself make a large effort to learn so why would it stop?

[harsh lichen]

Cs 1.6 🔛 🔝

[keen grotto]

yep, see top right. Not many games on chess.com between 1910 and 1920 :p

[willow swift]

Can i use this in english tests?

[shell lynx]

[sinful quiver]

i mean yea but only 3600

[modern dock]

lmao the grammar is ass but if you wanna fail sure

[keen grotto]

OTB, people tend not to play nonsense, especially at master level.

[polar zealot]

2000 is achievable with quite low learning

Depends on your definition of learning

[modern dock]

color me surprised then

[sinful quiver]

the trump gambit is better

[velvet rain]

I think he wants one blitz game

[modern dock]

nah give him a daily

[queen mesa]

i think he wants a daily game

[willow swift]

3 days daily challenge

[patent patrol]

New lichess app

[polar zealot]

What is chess even about

[sharp kelp]

is this even winnable bro

[signal condor]

billiants and rook sacs

[merry compass]

Keeping your brain sharp by solving puzzles

[sinful quiver]

Trump Gambit: Builda Wall Variation
https://www.chess.com/analysis/collection/trump-gambit-gjXnkeEa/2BQ7YyzxcW/analysis

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Oops i was in the wrong chat. I'll be able to send the challenge in a few minutes

[ember forum]

wadup nerds

[sinful quiver]

youre a nerd you havent learned the trump gambit: build a wall variation

[polar zealot]

Hell yeah

[uneven plover]

Ok.

[ember forum]

larp

[sharp kelp]

bro

im only winning on time

[polar zealot]

It's a part of the game

[sinful quiver]

sacrifice THE ROOOOK

[cobalt oxide]

Oh that's a live game?

[sharp kelp]

??!!

2 brilliant??

my first game w 2 bro

[obsidian karma]

Nice

[sharp kelp]

yur i don ask for advice doe

[queen mesa]

who do yall think is winning

[sinful quiver]

me

[sharp kelp]

what is the "boi" variation tho lmaoo

[sinful quiver]

"gurl" variation

[polar zealot]

Isn't white just dominating here

[cobalt oxide]

I wouldn't have cared if you did i was just curious tbh

[sharp kelp]

developing is brilliant?

[sinful quiver]

im 300 elo but wouldnt c4 be better for black (not the atomic bomb, the move)

wait i slow

[polar zealot]

C4 is an illegal move

[ember forum]

[sinful quiver]

i thought that pawn was on starting square lmao

[polar zealot]

c5 hangs a pawn in the other hand

[willow swift]

Its a free queen

[polar zealot]

And f5 blunders c4 and black will lose in a few moves

[sharp kelp]

ik so how is it brilliant

[willow swift]

Cuz u sacrificed the white bishop

[cobalt oxide]

Wait those are the two brilliants you got?
No way chess.com is that...
I dont even know what the word is

[sharp kelp]

💀

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover I'm about to send the challenge

[signal condor]

brilliants are given based on elo

its so they can market themself to get you to buy game analysis

[polar zealot]

Why is it even that deep, people are fantasizing about brilliant moves as if it was something crazy

[sinful quiver]

why does nobody play king's knight, damiano defense, damiano gambit its so tuff not bad at all for black

[cobalt oxide]

Bb2 is the the shocker for me
I think they just pass those out so people buy memberships

[sharp kelp]

bruh

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2241 (peak)
Blitz: 2406 (peak)
Bullet: 2373 (2392 peak)

[signal condor]

its also really funny that opening got named after him because the reason is that he wrote a book and one of the sections was describing how bad of an opening it is

imagine dedicating yourself to the game and the opening you get named after you is specifically one you hated

[slim hawk]

6-700 elo LF some practice rapid games pref 15/10

[sharp kelp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/67-six-seven-john-chungus-08uBcURaMq6vA93TGc

[slim hawk]

threw up in my mouth

[sinful quiver]

fr lol

[sinful quiver]

threw up in my left iris

[blissful estuary]

why am i so bottled up i cant even turn my mic on

??

[sinful quiver]

idkk skill issue probably

[cobalt oxide]

Join thw cult

The

[blissful estuary]

i did it

[old verge]

yes, ofc g5, how could i not think about that in such position

[brisk kindle]

guys is there any way to boost how many elo i get per game? saw a couple of friends gain like 20 elo while im gaining only 8

[cobalt oxide]

You have to do /connect

[signal condor]

stockfish and set your opponents to +400

[slim hawk]

if youre 500 beat a 1k youll get more, if youre 500 beating 500s youll get the standard

if you play well consistently youll get matched with higher players and the opportunity to take the short cut

[brisk kindle]

how much will i lose if i play a 1k

[blissful estuary]

how

[brisk kindle]

also wdym by stockfish

[slim hawk]

barely anything

[signal condor]

dont actually use it in the middle of a game, its a chess engine

[blissful estuary]

lol

[slim hawk]

ignore elo anyway

[cobalt oxide]

Thats in the server guide channel

[sinful quiver]

oops

[brisk kindle]

ik its the bot but what does he mean by it in that context

[slim hawk]

no point being 2k if you cant play at 2k you just "boosted" it

i for one have learnt to love my life as a perpetual 6-800 player

[signal condor]

oh i was just joking you should set opponents to the max possible and then cheat against them

to maximize elo gains per game

[oblique dagger]

One job had bro only

Wait ts me in bullet

[sinful quiver]

ts me in daily

analyzes position for 5 minutes

blunders the queen

[oblique dagger]

Me too I once gave mate in 1 in opening in daily

[sinful quiver]

fr

[oblique dagger]

Yuh

[unique quest]

hey yall anyone want to play chess w me on di scord as chess.com is unstable on this device (i am 980 elo)

[oblique dagger]

If i show i would lose my dignity tho so ima avoid

[blissful estuary]

i did it but im still muted

[cobalt oxide]

🤷🏿‍♂️

[blissful estuary]

ughhhh

[cobalt oxide]

Wanna know something?

[blissful estuary]

what

i didnt get it

[cobalt oxide]

Ah dont worry about it

[blissful estuary]

oki mr oswald

[wicked sparrow]

Im learning kings gambit any advice

[sharp kelp]

tf is that

[fickle idol]

Today was the day.

1000 elo!

[blissful estuary]

finally i did it 🎉

[wicked sparrow]

Basically just sacrificing all your pieces for positional advantages

[cobalt oxide]

Welcome
I knew you could do it buddy

Hello

What's up Sir

[fickle idol]

I got 1000 elo

Now i need your claps

[fickle idol]

Haha i'm the Best English speaker

(sorry im kidding)

Please give me a clap :D

[cobalt oxide]

Congrats 👏🏿

What did you have for lunch today?

Gross

[fickle idol]

poop

caca is poop in spanish

[cobalt oxide]

Thanks for breaking it down Daniela

[drifting matrix]

Uwu

[zenith oyster]

Has anyone here looked at the kings Indian lesson on the website

[crisp sorrel]

Yall ngl the caro kann advance variation is so funny

[zenith oyster]

I would send a picture but no permission

[crisp sorrel]

Yh

It's a good opening

[cobalt oxide]

Yes but it didn't interest me

[crisp sorrel]

For d4

[cobalt oxide]

Well thats thats the slav not the caro

[crisp sorrel]

Huh?

[graceful star]

love y'all

[uneven plover]

Gg.

Did you miss Nc5 after Qxd5?

[ember forum]

sup bast

[uneven plover]

Or did you just miscalculate that?

[cobalt oxide]

C6 and d5 is the slav defense against queens pawn openings
Or maybe Im misunderstanding something

[fickle idol]

Eres bienvenido

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover I know Nc7 isn't the normal mainline but i couldn't remember exactly how to exploit it bit couldn't find anything better than Bxe6+

[uneven plover]

Yeah, afaik Rxa2 is the real mainline.

[crisp sorrel]

Are you speaking abt when I said caro kann advance variation

[uneven plover]

But you seemed prepared lol.

[wooden sphinx]

Apparently i just take on d5 which doesn't look thay good but oncretely it is just very problematic for black

[cobalt oxide]

No when you said for d4

[crisp sorrel]

No I meant the kings Indian defence is a good opening against white d4

[wooden sphinx]

Exd5 exd5 Bg2 Ra5... a4 is a really nice move after that

[crisp sorrel]

No it's not the slav

[obtuse reef]

can someone tell me how i lost with such a good position i feel like https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168197735060/review?move=69

[frosty peak]

Manor_GT (336) vs. sandermmv (436)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 d6 4. Bc4 Be6 5. Qe2 Nc6 6. a3 Qd7 7. d3 O-O-O 8. Bg5 Be7 9. O-O-O h6 10. Bxe6 fxe6 11. Bd2 g5 12. h3 Rhg8 13. Nb5 Qe8 14. h4 g4 15. Nh2 a6 16. Nc3 Nh5 17. f3 g3 18. Ng4 Rh8 19. Bxh6 Nd4 20. Qe3 d5 21. Bg5 Bxg5 22. Qxg5 Nf4 23. Qxe5 Nfe2+ 24. Nxe2 Nxe2+ 25. Kd2 Ng1 26. Rhxg1 Rxh4 27. Qxg3 Qh8 28. Ne5 Rg8 29. Ng6 Qh6+ 30. Ke2 Rxg6 31. Qf2 Rh2 32. exd5 exd5 33. Rde1 Qg7 34. Kd2 Rgxg2 35. Re8+ Kd7 36. Qe2 Rxe2+ 37. Kd1 Qxg1# 

[cobalt oxide]

Sorry

[crisp sorrel]

Nah no need to say sorry

[uneven plover]

Yeah, it looks annoying to deal with.

[harsh anvil]

Anybody wanna play a game against me

[obtuse reef]

sure

[lethal fable]

Yea

[stiff plover]

Behold

[cursive narwhal]

No.

You will play me

[lethal fable]

Okay

[cobalt oxide]

Actually I agree
No need to over minor miscommunication

[queen mesa]

wait i think i have that exact chessboard but i didnt think it was from gothamchess

[obtuse reef]

consumer society

[cursive narwhal]

Okeh

[crisp sorrel]

Yayyy pay like £10 more for a chess board you can get for £5 just because it's from a. YouTuber and has magnets

No offence to Gothamchess though

THE GOAT THE GOAT

[gritty wave]

Im tilted let me adopt one of u in bullet

[blazing sluice]

how does someone escape this checkmate

[stiff plover]

I ain't fishing out $45 for a chess board lol, I have a couple already

But Gotham is cool

[crisp sorrel]

£45????? Who's pays that much for a wooden chess board

It's wood its a natural resource how's it so expensive

[small jungle]

I've seen more expensive tbh

[lethal fable]

Thelionkinkk

[stiff plover]

This one is $60

[obtuse reef]

wood doesnt grow on trees you know

[crisp sorrel]

Well yh it's grows from seedlings

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[crisp sorrel]

I don't even own a chess board I use the schools ones

[stiff plover]

Wood metal and felt ig

This store generally has premium prices

[obtuse reef]

i draw a board on a piece of paper and imagine the pieces while im hallucinating on drugs

[crisp sorrel]

Yk I've never actually played someone who used the Alekhine

[stiff plover]

Imo its worth having a well-priced wooden one for like $20

[crisp sorrel]

Fair

[cobalt oxide]

Because they gotta carve them pieces
Hard work

[obtuse reef]

i see that one pop up sometimes when i play, i dont know much about openings.

[crisp sorrel]

Do y'all have just like 6 openings for black and white you stick to or do y'all have like 1 or 2

[obtuse reef]

1

always lose tho

[signal condor]

the piece weights have to be standardized too so theres a lot of percision on the the really good sets

[crisp sorrel]

You need to go and learn openings

And chess tactics

[zenith oyster]

Ok well I had a question about it

[crisp sorrel]

Is it a squirrel eating pizza or a squirrel made of pizza or a pizza made of squirrel or a pizza eating squirrel

[obtuse reef]

chess tactics i like to learn, but there are so many openings. even if you know 8 of them if the opponent plays something random idk what to do

[zenith oyster]

I can’t take a screenshot but in the position where black sacrifices the knight by taking g2, what’s stopping white from just taking the knight?

[signal condor]

squirrel eating pizza

[obtuse reef]

bischop in the other room

[cobalt oxide]

3 for black 3 for white
Are we counting variations or no?

[obtuse reef]

does anyone here play ethans gambit

[wooden moth]

Guys are chessly courses worth it or no

[crisp sorrel]

That's why you learn like 3 openings and stick to them if your beginner do stuff like lundun system ect because that opening no matter what your opponent does it should still get to the position

[crisp sorrel]

I used the free trial and never used it again

[zenith oyster]

Yeah but what do you do w/ it to punish taking the knight

[obtuse reef]

im learning the italian rn, i feel like london is hated

[crisp sorrel]

Id count variationa since most variations are openings you do to go against something like caro kann or Alekhine

[wooden moth]

What rating do you guys think is impactful enough to add to ur college app

[cobalt oxide]

Mainly ironically I bet

[crisp sorrel]

How dare you :( London is my baby

[obtuse reef]

1000 and up

[wooden moth]

That low actually

[crisp sorrel]

GM

[obtuse reef]

not my words i dont even know the moves for it

[crisp sorrel]

Yh no the Italian is good though but I prefer one of the most hated openings

[signal condor]

probs like club level at least tbh unless youre like in charge of a school club or something

[obtuse reef]

london?

[crisp sorrel]

THE SICILIAN

[wooden moth]

Ye I was thinking around 1500+ would be impactful

[crisp sorrel]

And open Sicilian

Gawd I love the Sicilian

[obtuse reef]

i feel like 1600 sounds way more then 1500

[sharp kelp]

i went from 650 to 800 with sicilian today

[wooden moth]

Ig bro ig

[crisp sorrel]

Its just so good

[obtuse reef]

can you show me the opening in a game

[crisp sorrel]

People always do the same moves to it too

[vital nacelle]

@long coyote It goes to sleep

[crisp sorrel]

Yh sure

[sharp kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=impkeLfyyVM&list=PLssNbVBYrGcDUDYiWilH-mQxXM4ixS2z6

[crisp sorrel]

Challenge me and you play white

[obtuse reef]

ill play as black

[obtuse reef]

oh sure

[cobalt oxide]

Oh than 3 for black and like 8 for white lol

[signal condor]

it still doesnt hurt to put chess on an app though it adds to who you are as a person and can maybe help you seem more well rounded but in terms of something to put as an achievement probs more so what i said before

[crisp sorrel]

I need to be back

[sterile pebble]

New highest rating woooooo 2500 this week ???

[sharp kelp]

is 51% winrate good

[obtuse reef]

dm

[obtuse reef]

im that 49 percent

[cobalt oxide]

Yeah its fine

[crisp sorrel]

Except the challenge and push your kings pawn

[sharp kelp]

what about 63%

dont fw me when sicilian or 4 knights game chat

[obtuse reef]

so e4 d4

[sinful quiver]

city boy

i have 42% win rate im so bad

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sacrifice_the_kiing

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 315 (peak)
Blitz: 131 (383 peak)
Bullet: 184 (362 peak)

[queen mesa]

that white pawn is lowkey invincible

[sterile pebble]

Cool tactic

[sinful quiver]

😭

[sharp kelp]

??

[sinful quiver]

someone i beat lost almost 700 elo

[sterile pebble]

New account thats why

[sinful quiver]

ah

[queen mesa]

did i lock in or something.. no way i beat a 900 elo as a 167

[wicked sparrow]

Is petrovs defense popular

[lean ore]

[queen mesa]

is mikenas defense good?

[ancient zealot]

insane setup

[sinful quiver]

ok but HOW is this an innacuracy, im playing a 300 elo and they are not finding any good defenses for that so i either win a queen or mate in 1

[queen mesa]

it just is

[sinful quiver]

but like

stockfish should calculate based on the skill of the players

[merry bough]

Should it?

[drifting matrix]

I have to wake up early but i cant sleep

[sterile pebble]

Setup?

[sinful quiver]

like at least if theyre really low or really high elo

[scarlet arrow]

There's no forced mate, and you could've won another pawn instead

[sinful quiver]

it is forced mate because 300s are slow NO OFFENSE

[ancient zealot]

like where the pieces are

[scarlet arrow]

Not doable

[sterile pebble]

Win a pawn or threaten mate that's easily stoppable? Pretty simple decision IMO

[ancient zealot]

this the typa thing id see in a puzzle

[scarlet arrow]

Not doable

[sterile pebble]

Oh yah lol

[sinful quiver]

not easily stoppable for a 325 fr

[sterile pebble]

Doesnt matter if ur 100 or 3000 the engine says the same stuff

[sinful quiver]

hence the above poll

[queen mesa]

yesnt

[ancient zealot]

how are you going to improve like this

[sterile pebble]

I disagree with the above poll. How are you gonna improve if the game doesnt make your mistakes clear just cos youre low elo?

[ancient zealot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/telepathy-mind-reader-telepathic-fl0B5TLMTYLPvNervP

[merry breach]

can be defended without the need to lose a queen

[patent patrol]

Anyone peeped new lichess app

[sinful quiver]

i know

but my opponent clearly didnt, he blundered m1

[merry breach]

oh thats unfortunate

[merry bough]

If you play 1.d4 e5 2.dxe5 Bc5 3.Nf3 d6 4.exd6 Ne7 as black, they will play 5.dxe7 100% of the time under 800, possibly even 1000

[sinful quiver]

its fortunate actually 😄

[scarlet arrow]

So what, eval is absolute

[sinful quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[scarlet arrow]

But we ain't playing hope chess

[sinful quiver]

i did

[patent patrol]

We all playing hope chess

[gritty wave]

I hate low elo players

[sinful quiver]

i am*

[merry bough]

Call it hope chess, call it scam chess, the truth is it works

[gritty wave]

Yall are fk stupid in the head

[sinful quiver]

hey no rating shame

oh time to update my name to road to 400 😄

[scarlet arrow]

Sorry to break it down, but you're one as well

💀

[gritty wave]

Yes me too now imagine lower elo's

[patent patrol]

All these dumb low elo noobs

[gritty wave]

I tilted now i play 1900s and 1800s

Just the bad moves they make and brainrot no thinking makes me mad

How can u be this bad

[sinful quiver]

play me in super omega-bullet

[patent patrol]

Life as a humble 1950 I wake up beat a fm 2-1 in pool and then go to work for 12 hours

[edgy drift]

why this not good?

[sinful quiver]

idk ask chatgpt

[patent patrol]

I think u would like to put ur rook behind the passed pawn so his rook is trapped on ur side of the board

[sinful quiver]

The move Kb7 is flagged as a mistake because it walks your king into a more dangerous position rather than solving the core problem.

From the position in your screenshot, a few key issues:

Your king becomes exposed: On b7, your king steps closer to the opponent’s rook and pawn structure. That makes it easier for your opponent to give checks or create mating threats.
You ignore active threats: Instead of dealing with your opponent’s pressure (especially the rook activity and advancing pawns), Kb7 is a passive move that doesn’t improve your position.
Coordination gets worse: Your pieces aren’t helping your king on b7. In endgames like this, king safety and activity are everything—your king should either be escaping danger or supporting your own pawns.

[patent patrol]

Wow

[scarlet arrow]

Don't use LLMs for chess

Ffs

💀

[full cobalt]

but AI smart when user dumb

[sinful quiver]

and ai dumb when user smart

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-rook-gothamchess--k01KQNPK3N9CP6T1WK20J016NAQ

[full cobalt]

ngl I hate ai users

[willow harbor]

does anyone here play the caro kann?

[zealous mason]

Put a lid on it

[drifting matrix]

Mumintrollen

[sinful quiver]

no im gay i play the london

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-hop-on-chess-who-wants-to-play-chess-gif-20841966

[willow harbor]

obviously

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418028900577312768/1159804704809828473/IMG_0401.gif

[severe crystal]

pretty sure you use ai to write ur essays

[zealous mason]

Bruh people are such sheep

[sinful quiver]

no im a cow

[willow harbor]

does anyone here actually play the caro kann though i need help

[daring ginkgo]

Rapid?

[zealous mason]

Why do you not like the lodnon

[sinful quiver]

wdym

i play it 💀

[zealous mason]

https://lichess.org/study/jtlLwUvh

[cerulean pond]

[willow harbor]

ik the opening i just need help with one move lol

[sinful quiver]

uwu cat

[zealous mason]

I like London, but dont play it

[plucky kelp]

It... is literally just a cat.

[sinful quiver]

i mean i kinda like it but people bully me for using it

[zealous mason]

you know the entire caro

[zealous mason]

its literally one of magnus calrsen favourite openigns

[sinful quiver]

conclusion

i am magnus carlsen and everyone else is 4'2

[zealous mason]

depends on how you feel about 1.c4 and aswell

[willow harbor]

yeah i was just curious about something

[full cobalt]

we didnt have ai when I had to write essays

[sinful quiver]

?

[peak sierra]

What you all think is difference between high elo chess and low elo chess

[zealous mason]

ok whats the most principaled reply to the tal line?

[rain sapphire]

Um actualy im 5'7

[cerulean pond]

h5

[sinful quiver]

6'7

[proven wave]

Hi

[rain sapphire]

Get ou-

[willow harbor]

4. Bd3 Nc6 5. c3 Nf6 6. Bf4 Bg4!

[zealous mason]

not for you lol

[severe crystal]

Oh now i understand why you hate , you are an unc who is struggling to keep up with new tech , no offense

[sinful quiver]

no

[full cobalt]

nah

[wicked sparrow]

How do i analyze a bot match i am currently in

[proven wave]

Okay time to go through the 50 day recovery process!

[sinful quiver]

unc

[severe crystal]

Once you finish it you can analyse and review it

[peak sierra]

Hikaru will never understand the struggle of the people in lower elos

[proven wave]

Paste the games moves in analysis board

[sinful quiver]

hikaru was low elo once too

[slate sail]

For like a week

[sinful quiver]

true

[peak sierra]

Hikaru was never low elo he always been in high elo

[sinful quiver]

ive also only been low elo for a week! im speedrunning from 323 to 1500 tonight

[sinful quiver]

yeah hikaru has almost always been high, but not like right when he started chess

[slate sail]

Bet

[full cobalt]

why think when you can have a chat bot making up information

[robust trout]

same in 190 inbound to 200 😎 (im real real bad)

[peak sierra]

You think Hikaru was low elo

[sinful quiver]

im also real rael bad

[sinful quiver]

why are we glazing hikaru

[proven wave]

One week is nothing.
Some people get stuck for years!

[peak sierra]

Cause he goated

[sinful quiver]

then they are playing too much checkers

[rain sapphire]

Did someone call me?

[sinful quiver]

"Just because you can take a piece doesn't mean you should!"
the king in checkmate: 🙏 😄

[somber shadow]

Who's want follow each other on Instagram!?

[hollow vessel]

everyone was/is low elo at some point

[proven wave]

This is not related to chess!

[queen mesa]

lets gooo

[sinful quiver]

#💬〡general-off-topic

[hollow vessel]

tho i agree hikaru surpassed our strengths pretty fast

[sinful quiver]

nice

[proven wave]

And I don't use Instagram :D

[normal schooner]

Anyone up for a bullet match?

:3

[sinful quiver]

how about ultra omega bullet

[slate sail]

Nah

[queen mesa]

wait i actually got a brilliant

[normal schooner]

Always down for ultra omega

[zinc prairie]

Same

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ♟️ ♟️ (imnotadoggy)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: ♟️ ♟️ (imnotadoggy)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1103 (peak)
Blitz: 823 (863 peak)
Bullet: 911 (957 peak)

[slate crater]

just reached 1100!!!!

[sinful quiver]

k whats ur username

[queen mesa]

idk which move was brilliant

[normal schooner]

MrDNTST

[slate sail]

Nice job

[night dagger]

@normal schooner Are you an actual Dentist?

[normal schooner]

I am indeed

[sinful quiver]

i sent 😄

[spiral hinge]

how to msg in improvement-talk?

[normal schooner]

Dentist by trade — trash chess player by hobby

Gl hf!

[sinful quiver]

gl

[proven wave]

Anyway I am going to play chess now it's fun or I will do something boring..bye

[normal schooner]

Hoppin on!

Username?

[sinful quiver]

sacrifice_the_kiing i sent u

[normal schooner]

Chess.com right?

[sinful quiver]

yes

[robust cairn]

spot the brilliant?

[queen mesa]

guhh i made a brilliant move but the stinky website wont let me see which one it is

[normal schooner]

Gl hf!

[abstract flower]

queen takes bishop?

[robust cairn]

bingo

[sinful quiver]

gg

[normal schooner]

Wp!

[zealous mason]

qxb2?

[normal schooner]

That was wild!

[robust cairn]

thats the brilliant i did

[normal schooner]

Never played that fast

[sinful quiver]

yoo i only had 5 blunders

[slate sail]

Dang that was fast

[sinful quiver]

it was 10+0

[normal schooner]

I thought he was kidding when he said that

[sinful quiver]

to be fair i had 10 seconds to play

[slate sail]

Bruh that’s just spam

[sinful quiver]

no

[normal schooner]

It’s chaos

[zealous mason]

thats not..

[sinful quiver]

you can use tactics to checkmate

fr

[normal schooner]

Now that I know what to expect— rematch?

[sinful quiver]

sure

[hollow vessel]

its basically an aim trainer lol

[normal schooner]

Swag

[sinful quiver]

lol

[zealous mason]

Chatgpt

[sinful quiver]

brilliant opening

[hollow vessel]

leave 10sec to the geeks pushing 3500 cc bullet

who arent good enough at chess to get there playing 1min

[sinful quiver]

💀 gg

[normal schooner]

We got a mate

That was a wild king adventure man

[sinful quiver]

i pushed the black king to c1 😭

[normal schooner]

I’m neither good enough at 1 minute nor 10 minute, or 10 seconds

[sinful quiver]

also checkmate by castling is so peak

[sterile pebble]

Yea anything below 1 min should not count for bullet rating its ridiculous these people playing 5 sec games to get to 2800

[hollow vessel]

i mean yea same

[normal schooner]

🥲

[sinful quiver]

minimum is 10s actually

[hollow vessel]

cc should add a ub or hyper rating thats separate, like lc

[sterile pebble]

Point still stands

[normal schooner]

One of the wildest games of my life

[sterile pebble]

Agree

[hollow vessel]

castle mate, cool

[normal schooner]

Well—- today I learned about 10 seconds chess

[slim hawk]

any sub 800 elo legends wanna play some rapid games, rated or not idm, vc okay, CillianKane - IGN - im 600

[normal schooner]

Thanks for playing dawg—- til the next adventure——

And for the lofi homies—— keep an eye out for a release of Less Gravity, JarJar Beats, and DNTST: in the next dark ambient lofi girl releases! Cheers homies!

[sinful quiver]

u mean legend league?

[sinful quiver]

least ai statement

[normal schooner]

😉😶😬🥸

[jaunty cosmos]

im 1000 elo someone strong please come punish me

[normal schooner]

-this has all been an AI interaction— been caught

Have a great day peeps

[shell lynx]

We not into that sort of thing

[sinful quiver]

BRILLIANT OPENING FOR THE TIMEOUT VICTORY

[slim hawk]

no, just an absolute legend of a person that will play me haha

[sinful quiver]

oh sure lol but im the skill of a 100 elo

[slim hawk]

just being silly beause on average under 800 is "bad" so saying legend at same time evens it out

[slim hawk]

CillianKane send challenge, im sure youll be great

[sinful quiver]

am i cooking chat

[slate sail]

Play jobava

[sinful quiver]

is that an opening

[slate sail]

Jobava London yes

Knight on c3

[sinful quiver]

idk how and it sounds like work to learn

oh is that the only difference

[rain sapphire]

C4 forced

[sinful quiver]

?

[merry breach]

DUMBASS OPENING 3 ELO VARIANT

[hollow vessel]

low elo london players are allergic to c4

[hollow locust]

Story of my chess life, acquire the lead early and throw it away without realising

[sterile pebble]

Low elo London players should quit and never come back

[hollow locust]

I only play d4 nowadays and don’t even know the London

[hollow vessel]

allergic to Bb5 and Qe2 and h3 g4 and any other half decent london idea that deviates from the setup

[hollow locust]

I know like the first 3 moves of it

[sterile pebble]

How u gonna be low elo playing the most boring solid opening of all time you arent playing against a strong player just play interesting chess like holy

[sinful quiver]

anyone here ever gotten an en passant mate

[hollow vessel]

unironically, if i was trying to draw against stockfish, i would play the london

its just very difficult to blunder a piece in the london, even for monkeys like me

[sterile pebble]

Hence why no low elo player should be playing it if they have balls

[hollow vessel]

but beginners shouldnt be dodging tactical fights when they dont find many tactics in the first place. they should be training that skill

[sterile pebble]

Thats what im sayin

[red sparrow]

my best brilliant move yet

[rain sapphire]

Damn very cool

[flint jungle]

oh yeah

[hollow locust]

Guys is it possible to just never improve despite putting thousands of games into chess?

[rain sapphire]

Yes

[flint jungle]

im kidding its nice

[hollow locust]

Hmm

[rain sapphire]

Ive seen people play 20000 games and never get further than 1000

[hollow locust]

I reckon that’s gonna be me

[red sparrow]

i looked at the follow up and apparently by the end of the sequence i'd be ahead even though id be down 2 pts of material

but in the real game he blundered his rook right after the skewer

[hollow vessel]

us twin

[rain sapphire]

Im sure youl do fine

[flint jungle]

wait mine or yours?

[zenith patio]

that impressive ngl

[red sparrow]

mine

[hollow locust]

I’m approaching 2k games

[rain sapphire]

Well did you play that at 1am

[hollow locust]

To be fair I did misclick, instead of castling I just moved king to f1

[flint jungle]

yeah its pretty nice right?

[hollow locust]

3 mins ago yes

[red sparrow]

yeah

[queen mesa]

guhhh i wasnt even doing bad but i am just so bad at time managementtt

[hollow locust]

Top 10 misclicks

[zenith patio]

Tragic

[queen mesa]

that was totally the right move

[rain sapphire]

Better than blundering...

[hollow locust]

Blundered mate like 2 moves later so

[queen mesa]

i mean i am 200 elo so against a 1200 elo player i felt like i did rlly good

even tho they were up like 4 minutes..

[sinful quiver]

#1:

[hollow locust]

Oooooo that ain’t good captain

[merry breach]

i had 168 matches and im at 626 elo, is that good?

[sinful quiver]

i have more matches than my elo 😭

[hollow locust]

It’s taken me almost 2k games and I’m at your level

[merry breach]

dayum

[sinful quiver]

and i have like 320 elo

[rain sapphire]

Yeah, impressive

[hollow locust]

@merry breach we’re roughly the same elo, want to do a 10 min game

[sinful quiver]

what are the rules on abortion (of matches)

[merry breach]

This is where u throw your device off of a building

[hollow locust]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[queen mesa]

proof elo doesnt matter

[merry breach]

yeah sure

[hollow locust]

Add Tyler_j_bell

[sinful quiver]

...didnt the 1275 win?

[zenith patio]

Thats ok

[flint jungle]

chat is this good?

[merry breach]

my biggest flex is ive beat a 1200 elo guy once (he beat me several times)

[rain sapphire]

Its always my fellow canadians losing

[queen mesa]

yeah but look at that accuracy

[sinful quiver]

i mean we all have our bad games...

[proven wave]

Wow this is excellent!

[zenith patio]

Yes

[merry breach]

HOH MY GOD thats very good

[flint jungle]

thank you ive been watching gotham chess a lot and learn traps

[queen mesa]

if its under 4000 elo its bad

[merry breach]

@hollow locust i sent ya it

[flint jungle]

thank you

[rain sapphire]

Real

[flint jungle]

ok bro whats ur elo

[sinful quiver]

how do u get 0 accuracy in 9 moves 😭

[queen mesa]

how do u get 0 accuracy at all

[merry breach]

@hollow locust are u gon send it

[sinful quiver]

blunder every move

[queen mesa]

blud could rival worstfish

[sinful quiver]

blunder your queen on opening

sacrifice the rook for no reason

[merry breach]

scholars mate without the bishop

[hollow locust]

Im waiting for you accept

[sinful quiver]

scholars mate without the king

[merry breach]

i kinda clicked off can u send again 🥹 my bad

[hollow locust]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[queen mesa]

i was obviously joking

[flint jungle]

whats ur elo tho

[rain sapphire]

When will i be able to play good chess 🥲

[sinful quiver]

its just magnus hikaru and fabiano holy glaze 😭
(and nodirbek is in there once i guess)

[queen mesa]

ur prob better than like 80% of players

nvm actually more than that

[queen mesa]

ermm like very low why

[rain sapphire]

Hes gonna elo shame

Elocism

[ebon edge]

Anyone tryna play

[sinful quiver]

shii white has scholar's mate!

[flint jungle]

exact elo? js curious

[rain sapphire]

Where the king go

[sinful quiver]

50

[flint jungle]

wheres the king?

[sinful quiver]

dw about it hes in the other dimension cause were playing https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/

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[rain sapphire]

Damn

[tacit mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-fortnite-early-stream-reunion-gif-143982391907906686

[queen mesa]

like 170 💀

[sinful quiver]

That's a special tool that will help us later!

[flint jungle]

ur like my friend his like 170 too👍

[queen mesa]

awesomesauce

[flint jungle]

nice joke

[queen mesa]

king went back into the castle 🥀

[flint jungle]

oh shoot mb his lesser than u

[zenith patio]

170 vs 147

[rain sapphire]

Yeahhh fellow canadian

[zenith patio]

This will be the greatest game of all time trust

[queen mesa]

i cant fight another canadian though

[rain sapphire]

Dont let gottham see this

[queen mesa]

i am a canadian myself

[rain sapphire]

Damn

[random falcon]

Which is the best aperture?

[flint jungle]

im asian

[zenith patio]

Gotham title be like:
Im quitting for good. Goodbye.

[rain sapphire]

Aperture 😭

[rain sapphire]

Queens gambit

[queen mesa]

what on earth is an aperture 🥀

[sinful quiver]

where do u send games to gotham fr cause i have several that would make very "interesting" videos

[zenith patio]

Me when I aperture

[random falcon]

I'm Spanish sorry

[rain sapphire]

That would make me sad 😓 .

[queen mesa]

coolio

[zenith patio]

A camera thingy

[queen mesa]

what does that have to do with queens gambit 😭

[zenith patio]

Don't ask me

[rain sapphire]

💀

[zenith patio]

ask @rain sapphire

[rain sapphire]

Next question

[sinful quiver]

what are the rules on abortion

(of chess games)

[rain sapphire]

Next question

[zenith patio]

Skip

[sinful quiver]

i mean aborting chess games

[queen mesa]

no the point is that you cant skip

oh wait nvm

[rain sapphire]

Whats confusing you?

[sinful quiver]

like how many times can you

[rain sapphire]

Oh im not sure

[zenith patio]

Like 3-4 times

Probably idk