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[normal axle]

are u sure i just asked a 2200 he said classical

[west osprey]

i know, i was just kidding around

[normal axle]

nah ur kidding

[cinder drum]

I couldn't think that quick let alone move

[golden dove]

he's messing with you classical is boring

[west osprey]

watch hyper bullet players play its insane bro

[golden dove]

only moving is necessary

[daring ginkgo]

No it’s not, it’s the best TC

[granite plover]

using chess to improve my iq but i lose every game..

[normal axle]

what does tc mean

[daring ginkgo]

Time control

[cinder drum]

Where you play hyper?

[normal axle]

ok classical is best for improvement?

[golden dove]

cime tontrol

[normal axle]

im gonna start playing it

[west osprey]

you can play it on chess.com

just hit "more time controls"

[cinder drum]

OK cool cheers

[rigid meteor]

guys dont forget to castle

[analog hinge]

I castle normally at the 15th move, is that good or does it just depend on position

[west osprey]

eimc lontrot

[small jungle]

Classical is fun vro

[rigid meteor]

im not sure tbh im 200 elo on rapid

[granite plover]

classical is for people over the age of 19

[sinful quiver]

what

[granite plover]

did you hear me

[rustic cloak]

How to play 30 second chess in mobile

[sinful quiver]

no

[sinful quiver]

dont

[rustic cloak]

I need 30 second bullet

[granite plover]

classical is for people over the age of 19

[sinful quiver]

well if im the age of 67

[granite plover]

you're gonna throw the phone away in rage

[granite plover]

wow sir

[upbeat portal]

Yipieee

[granite plover]

https://tenor.com/view/kittycobra2-gif-10777067671530132537

[tribal sage]

Does anyone want a game

[robust furnace]

Normal pattern recognition

[rustic cloak]

Me

[tribal sage]

ok

[sinful quiver]

me

[robust furnace]

My elo is keep rising

[rustic cloak]

This is my last game for the day

[tribal sage]

sure

[earnest raft]

haha

[rustic cloak]

And i want it to be a real challenge

[granite plover]

I see you

[sinful quiver]

it still says 1 elo tho

[rustic cloak]

(im getting cooked)

[tribal sage]

https://link.chess.com/play/tddGSK

[granite plover]

Sir pls teach mi how devlop 😭😔

[robust furnace]

That's my grandmaster elo scale

[sinful quiver]

o

[upbeat portal]

And what do you do if he doesn't take back?

[worthy lark]

an iq too high

[robust furnace]

I win a pawn

Wait let me caculate

[granite plover]

1 elo

hhaha 😂

[robust furnace]

That's my grandmaster elo scale

[worthy lark]

nah sac the bishop again

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 391 (485 peak)
Blitz: 255 (306 peak)
Bullet: 406 (peak)

[granite plover]

i'm beter 💀

[robust furnace]

Is it impressive that I'm 830 elo In cc elo scale and found this brilliant

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jaydenchess64

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Rapid: 840 (956 peak)
Blitz: 408
Bullet: 363

[violet parrot]

Don't click: ||if you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free||

[upbeat portal]

I think, if he doesn't take back, you take the other pawn with the same bishop, and then you play queen to c4, preparing an attack

[sinful quiver]

the 200s i play find 3 brilliants per game

[robust furnace]

Stockfish says otherwise

[ebon cairn]

Boy stfu

[wanton flame]

then they are cheating lol

[ebon cairn]

This is a chess club

[sinful quiver]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[granite plover]

this is sooo funny

[ebon cairn]

Not some type of shit

[shadow rune]

doesn't your rating far exceed that?

[sinful quiver]

so thats why i keep losing!

[robust furnace]

It says if u sac it again it's a blunder

[upbeat portal]

What do you do then?

[granite plover]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-splish-gif-9080757498368070598

[robust furnace]

Retreat the bishop and win a pawn

[violet parrot]

Take a joke Fun police

[lone glen]

DM me

[robust furnace]

@upbeat portal I mean I missed mate cuz of tunnel vision

[granite plover]

this joke is bad.

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-chess-dog-attack-oopsteam-gif-12974804

[robust furnace]

I missed mate in 2

[ebon cairn]

You r not funny neither

[robust furnace]

But black king position is completely cooked

[upbeat portal]

I mean, it's ok, it's still great

[violet parrot]

Why is bro so pressed 😭 😭✌️

[robust furnace]

I winning many games

[ebon cairn]

Im bored

[robust furnace]

Wanna play a match? Unrated

[ebon cairn]

Ngl

[granite plover]

bro get the upper hand

[upbeat portal]

Alright

[robust furnace]

I play as white

[ebon cairn]

[robust furnace]

15+10 pls

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> detetive_do_helicoptero

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1462 (1524 peak)
Blitz: 1051 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (1208 peak)

[upbeat portal]

Alright

[granite plover]

i want to debate someone

[violet parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-whoisthis-gif-9254497510252986043

[proven wave]

Hi

[granite plover]

https://tenor.com/view/senpai-anime-love-blush-notice-gif-7702292

[robust furnace]

@upbeat portal sent challenge

[violet parrot]

tf

[granite plover]

Why is bro so pressed 😭 😭✌️

[analog hinge]

Clutch draw or nah? I was NOT checkmating him in with 0:00 as my time

[lone stone]

WWE WW2 WW1 WWII WWI

WWF

[kindred crypt]

Anybody alive here?

[rigid meteor]

"Take take take" - Hikaru Nakamura

[golden dove]

no

[tardy carbon]

Is it hard to find king f4

[kindred crypt]

Understandable

[light wedge]

Surely there was a mate opportunity before your clock got to 0:00

[tribal sage]

[kindred crypt]

The what??

[tribal sage]

ggs

[tribal sage]

no

@rustic cloak ggs

[kindred crypt]

Sure thing

[light wedge]

Huh

[granite plover]

https://tenor.com/view/son-giftok-tom-tucker-family-guy-im-crine-gif-47048448267690577

[kindred crypt]

NVM dude

[tardy carbon]

@golden dove bro how ur 2600 elo blitz and lose against 2k elo rapid , so weird

[light wedge]

Why do agressive

[rustic cloak]

Bro i was analyzing and i could have took the rook for free through a pin with my queen

[granite plover]

he's botted

[rustic cloak]

these puzzles ain't sh*t

[kindred crypt]

Ohh am I? I don’t think so

[granite plover]

lichess?

[tribal sage]

where

[rustic cloak]

When you put my rook face to face with my queen

I could have just took it cuz the pawn was pinned

[burnt meadow]

Guys is 1411 elo in rapid in first day of playing chess good?

[light wedge]

Ok

[rustic cloak]

THE EASIEST TACTIC AND I DIDN'T FIND IT

[tribal sage]

oh yeah I just saw it
whoops

[rustic cloak]

Hell nah bro

I did 30 damn puzzles for jack sh*t

[light wedge]

As in your winning at 1411

[kindred crypt]

If the player’s cheating No. Otherwise yes

[tribal sage]

I've done a few thousand
catch up

[light wedge]

Or as in you just started and it hasnt had chance to settle yet

[tribal sage]

and I still didn't see it

[granite plover]

Do you do the lichess ones

[burnt meadow]

I'm not cheating I play physical chess with my dad every day

[rustic cloak]

Dammnn bro i could have took you by surprise

[granite plover]

on the computer

[rustic cloak]

Yeh its free so why not 💰

[light wedge]

Someones gonna get beat

[tribal sage]

rematch

[granite plover]

you 😈

[kindred crypt]

I never accused you of it. In that case you’re doing very well

[rustic cloak]

Sadly no i gotta eat man

[tribal sage]

alr cya

[rustic cloak]

But you're free to friend me

[junior bolt]

A true king doesnt need a queen to deliver the final blow.

[burnt meadow]

Oh okay ty

[light wedge]

Ah, lichess mention in cc dsc is a brave brave move

[robust furnace]

@upbeat portal did I play good

[burnt meadow]

Anyone's down to play chess

[robust furnace]

Or you were just going easy

[upbeat portal]

Idk

[kindred crypt]

Me.

[light wedge]

Bro your playing chess while im playing checkers

[kindred crypt]

Also it’s been a long time since I’ve played chess.

[granite plover]

bro it's not like i'm marketing stuff

[upbeat portal]

I wasn't taking my time to think

[tribal sage]

W win streak?

[robust furnace]

True

[light wedge]

I never said you were

[burnt meadow]

Whats you user

[upbeat portal]

But yeah, you played very good

[granite plover]

thank you

[kindred crypt]

The same as this one

[tribal sage]

want a game?

[humble eagle]

whats your cc let me see the game

[upbeat portal]

Let's go

[light wedge]

I don’t care abt it its just i know people do get weird about it, its like a power complex for chess.com

[robust furnace]

@upbeat portal

[tribal sage]

vamosddd

[kindred crypt]

I have literally forgot how to play chess since I haven’t played it in months

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> detetive_do_helicoptero

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Rapid: 1462 (1524 peak)
Blitz: 1051 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (1208 peak)

[weak violet]

where are support russia roles

[granite plover]

true

[kindred crypt]

Nvm GL

[light wedge]

Same as streaming lichess in ts dsc

[tribal sage]

https://link.chess.com/play/t8AftR

@upbeat portal

[burnt meadow]

I sent a request I'm watchitz

[gritty valley]

😀

[robust furnace]

Bro is cooked his 2100 eli

[rigid meteor]

Guys anyone wanna add me on Chess?

[robust furnace]

Elo*

[tribal sage]

who

[kindred crypt]

Alright I accepted it

[robust furnace]

You

@tribal sage how many years did u play chess

To reach 2100 in cc

[burnt meadow]

Sent a challenge request

[pine kernel]

crazy how nobody in ts server can beat me

[amber reef]

Profile is AeldariRulz anyone wanna play?

[robust furnace]

💔

[tribal sage]

what is chess

[humble eagle]

yeah bro black genuinely just played horrid you didnt cheat which i suspected

[open herald]

Black or white?

[tribal sage]

who

[kindred crypt]

Didn’t receive it yet. I’ll send one

[burnt meadow]

Okay

[robust furnace]

I can send you the game link

[pine kernel]

🚌

[amber reef]

Just ping me and let me know if you wanna play or not if anyone decides to

[robust furnace]

@humble eagle

Check out this #chess game: JaydenChess64 vs detetive_do_helicoptero - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168133088914

[frosty peak]

JaydenChess64 (840) vs. detetive_do_helicoptero (1462)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nc3 c6 3. Bf4 Bf5 4. e3 Nf6 5. Nf3 e6 6. h3 Bd6 7. Ne5 Nbd7 8. g4 Be4 9. Nxe4 Nxe4 10. c3 Bxe5 11. Bxe5 Qh4 12. Qf3 Nxe5 13. dxe5 O-O 14. O-O-O Ng5 15. Qf4 Ne4 16. f3 Ng3 17. Rg1 Nxf1 18. Rdxf1 Qxh3 19. Rh1 Qg2 20. e4 dxe4 21. Qxe4 Rfd8 22. Qxh7+ Kf8 23. Qh8+ Ke7 24. Qxg7 Qd2+ 25. Kb1 Qe2 26. Qf6+ Kd7 27. Qxf7+ Kc8 28. Qxe6+ Kc7 29. Rh7+ Kb6 30. Qb3+ Qb5 31. Qxb5+ cxb5 32. f4 Rf8 33. b4 Rac8 34. Kb2 Rg8 35. g5 Rcf8 36. Kb3 Rh8 37. Rxh8 Rxh8 38. f5 Kc6 39. Rd1 Rh5 40. Rd6+ Kc7 41. f6 Rxg5 42. f7 Rf5 43. Rf6 

[analog hinge]

The game called it draw by insufficient material, it was m2 im pretty sure

[proper glade]

does anyone here have 32DD's?

[open herald]

<500

[analog hinge]

Nope, he blundered a bishop and i took it and then he moved king h4

[light wedge]

Ah

[pine kernel]

rated 3k in rlpcf

[proper glade]

i am looking for 32DD'S

[wild salmon]

Under 500 and talking vrolol

[robust furnace]

One of the 5 great moves, I actually missed the tactic

[wild salmon]

Rocket league peace comfort form?

[worthy lark]

hi babes

[pine kernel]

rated 3k in rlpcf

[wild salmon]

From what opening did this position com from looks weird

[pine kernel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgull1t-aa6uDQr4v64aKyoLFc

[quasi nova]

What's that mistake after

[wild salmon]

Hi sage

[wild salmon]

Wth is bro talking abt

[pine kernel]

yawn get elo mogged

[wild salmon]

Wth is rl and random letters

[worthy lark]

hoW arE yoU mY laD

[amber reef]

Guys how do i see what game I played with the highest accuracy,m

[wild salmon]

Anyone explain

[amber reef]

?*

[pine kernel]

its a federation

[wild salmon]

fINE yOu?

[upbeat portal]

@tribal sage ggs

[vast ridge]

Anyone wanna play

[wild salmon]

Federal noobs ?

[quasi nova]

You don't

[tribal sage]

ggs
I missed a free piece lol

[amber reef]

Yah

Profile is AeldariRulz

[upbeat portal]

Really? Where?

[pine kernel]

get chess mogged

[vast ridge]

Whats ur elo

[worthy lark]

hi, play me

[amber reef]

260

[quasi nova]

You can't search games based on the highest accuracy

[wild salmon]

Federal faking or wat?

[tribal sage]

nuh uh

[wild salmon]

Or federal priding

[worthy lark]

u scared of me hehehe

[upbeat portal]

How did i manage to loose to a 800, and then win against a 2100

[pine kernel]

ts guy doesnt even know what rlpcf is 😂✌️

[upbeat portal]

How?

[quasi nova]

That's pretty impressive

[wild salmon]

I have a life vro 💔

[amber reef]

Chat you are the most immature person I've ever met

[vast ridge]

I challenged

[quasi nova]

And it's called fluctuation, you don't play every game at your peak unfortunately

[wild salmon]

Is this Harambe?

[amber reef]

Who cares if they don't know what rlpcf is

[upbeat portal]

Thank you!

[amber reef]

Nah it's just a random gorilla

[pine kernel]

basic chess knowledge

[wild salmon]

Oh

[sterile atlas]

Whats rlpcf

[sinful quiver]

what is rlpcf

[amber reef]

What's username?

[wild salmon]

I donot play over the board much

[quasi nova]

Fluctuating is so fun, like imagine drawing a 1700 fide in classical with a near perfect game and then losing to a 1400 fide next game 😭

[vast ridge]

touchUhehe

[wild salmon]

Because it is garbage chess at lower elos

[pine kernel]

its the chess federation where everyone has an elo in it

[sinful quiver]

o

[pine kernel]

its built into us

[sterile atlas]

Isn’t that fide

[wild salmon]

Oh u mean fide?

[proper glade]

folk u

[wild salmon]

Pretty sure she tweaking

[pine kernel]

no no no fide u have to sign up and stuff for

[sterile atlas]

Are u talking abt uscf?

[amber reef]

Friend request sent, also I didn't know your in Japan, that's cool

[wild salmon]

Probably a tweaker

[quasi nova]

No you don't, for fide you simply play fide rated games

[pine kernel]

no no no uscf is only in the united states

[sinful quiver]

its not real
Based on a search of available records, RLPCF does not appear to be a standard, recognized acronym or term used in chess (such as FIDE, ELO, or tactical terms like pin or fork).

[pine kernel]

to get a fide elo u need to sign up for fide rated games

[sterile atlas]

I’ve never heard of rlpcf that’s cool tho

[quasi nova]

Yes that's how federations work

[wild salmon]

Bruh she probably 400 elo on fide or something tell us real elo not bs

[vast ridge]

I sent too many challenges u send one

[amber reef]

Did you friend me back?

[vast ridge]

Yes

[pine kernel]

but in rlpcf everyone already has it

[upbeat portal]

That's so funny

[quasi nova]

You sign up for tournaments that are fide rated, you don't sign up for the rating, and you sign up for every single tournament so your argument is invalid

[wild salmon]

Bro is cooking

[pine kernel]

no u dont understand

[quasi nova]

Yeah it would be so funny if that loss dropped you from 2nd to 6th place, kinda funny

[sinful quiver]

rlpcf isnt a thing

[tribal sage]

no you don't understand

[amber reef]

Since I'm 500 elo less than you can I make it a balanced game? Or do you want to just play a standard game?

[wild salmon]

She bull shitting cuz she ahh

[pine kernel]

if someone was js born they wont have a fide elo

but they would have a rlpcf elo

[vast ridge]

Yea yea sure

[amber reef]

Okay

[sinful quiver]

wowww we misgendering now

[wild salmon]

Sounds like a cult

[wild salmon]

? She a girl duh

[amber reef]

Sent, it's a 10 min rapid

[sinful quiver]

lies

[quasi nova]

Id say everything I'm saying is going in one ear and out the other but you appear to be too dense inside your skull for that to be a possibility

[sterile atlas]

Guys tung tung tung sahur or tralalero tralala

[sinful quiver]

bomardino crocodilo is more peak

[quasi nova]

Employment unfortunately

[pine kernel]

yall dont be understanding fr

[sterile atlas]

Boo this guy

[pine kernel]

rlpcf is all in ur head

[wild salmon]

The debate shall settle in a 1v1

[pine kernel]

like literally in ur head

[wild salmon]

Schizophrenic ahh

[quasi nova]

Chess boxing

[upbeat portal]

Bruh

[wild salmon]

Sure

[amber reef]

This is my basis for a petition that not everyone deserves the first amendment

[quasi nova]

😭 don't need to react so bluntly bro

[ancient zealot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-ai-tralalero-tralala-8y4ZcCzsKRMQl1LOOU

[wild salmon]

Yo my schizophrenic chess elo if 10000000

[sinful quiver]

rlpcf = Really Luck-Premised Cheese Farting

[wild salmon]

Lol

[wild salmon]

True

[spare crater]

hello chess people

[jade relic]

Ik

[wild salmon]

We a race now

[worthy lark]

ts is a roblox sewer

[wild salmon]

Sounds peak

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-what-are-you-talking-about-bruh-wolf-of-wall-street-nose-pinch-gif-2883543456073544458

[pine kernel]

see u get it

[wild salmon]

Robbing them lox

[pine kernel]

rlpcf

[kindred crypt]

Alright GGs

[spare crater]

i don’t like the knight

[amber reef]

Who wanna play mental chess in correspondence over chat?

[worthy lark]

you might need to see a doctor

[spare crater]

it pmo

[wild salmon]

Probably rage bait

[pine kernel]

wait i think this is ai

[wild salmon]

Not going to lie no one is this persistent on something they cannot even explain

[pine kernel]

no i eat apples i dont

[ancient zealot]

nah

[amber reef]

Nah a shark is now bipedal and wood has muscles

[wild salmon]

Chess rot

[pine kernel]

right lateral prefrontal cortex federation

its all in ur head

[wild salmon]

Sounds like a cleaning company

[pine kernel]

the place where real chess elo is formed

google it fr

[wild salmon]

You can play 1 min dish washing 🔥

[burnt meadow]

Anyone down for chess rapid 10mins

[balmy python]

💀

[worthy lark]

yes, rating?

[burnt meadow]

1361 in rapid

[pine kernel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/youtube-video-thumbnail-k5JJTg8g9wYck3GH5S

[quasi nova]

Ain't reaching 500 with this one 💔

[worthy lark]

how locked in i be when ayanokoji mentioned

[tall mural]

hear me out what if you could en passant any piece

[wild salmon]

Lol

[pine kernel]

my xp bar is low

[quasi nova]

Go get it up

[worthy lark]

hp?

[quasi nova]

Play chess

[pine kernel]

3.5k elo

[polar zealot]

Hell yeah

[quasi nova]

Drop 3k and you'll be there

[worthy lark]

1800 works?

[jaunty cosmos]

yo how do I report someone for cheating other than on chess.com becuase my dumb ah just rematched him 7 times in a row thinking he was just smurfing then when I looked at game reviews they were almost all 100% accuracy

[burnt meadow]

Sure

[worthy lark]

ill give you odds

[wooden prism]

Bruh yeah what hp

[quasi nova]

You don't, you just report them on chess.com

[pine kernel]

but then i wont be paired with gms like magnus anymore

[silent jacinth]

I sacrificed my queen to suprise them with this hehe

[burnt meadow]

Okay

[jaunty cosmos]

@quasi nova Furkand133 this is his name do you think hes legit?

[quasi nova]

You won't be paired with them anyways until you grind and make it to 3000

[wild salmon]

Just googled it it is literally a solar power company lol

Didn't find your complicated name bull shi on google

[amber reef]

So is your IQ bar

[wild salmon]

You are already not paired because your are 30 elo

[ancient zealot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rizz-stormerkiing-xp-bar-hUkd7eOiilQV3lOHUE

[tall mural]

gotta love duolingo positions 💔

[chrome yoke]

Is sacrifing the king viable in 300 elo?

[amber reef]

THE QUEEEEEEEENNN

[pine kernel]

🥹

[wild salmon]

Wait she is literally a professional rage baiter

[wild salmon]

Yes even gms do it

[polar zealot]

Lmao

[wild salmon]

Yesh knew it was bull shit

[gloomy rain]

Same for me, I sacrificed the useless pawn for checkmate or queen

[polar zealot]

Nopeeee

[pine kernel]

where on earth did find a solar company called that 😭

[wild salmon]

Anyways the power company was rcpl

Or something it was rcp i frogor

[worthy lark]

chesscom id?

[polar zealot]

@jaunty cosmos report that clown, you'll get the elo back dw

[pine kernel]

its not i bet its in ur head rn

[wild salmon]

U are a pro at rage baiting btw

[amber reef]

nah but you can sacrifice... THE RULEEEESSSSSS

[jaunty cosmos]

okay just want to make sure im not delusional I reported him like 10 times already

[burnt meadow]

Watchitz

[pine kernel]

the right lateral prefrontal cortex is on ur head btw

it makes u play chess

[wild salmon]

It makes u think duh

I donot want a biology lesson

[pine kernel]

SEE NOW U GET IT

[wild salmon]

Oh...

[wild salmon]

You son of a

[polar zealot]

The thing is, no one has this good of a prep and plays soo bad in other games, so I just think it's ridiculous how he played

I looked at the games

[chrome yoke]

I'm honestly scared of dropping to 100 elo
What will await me at the depths of chess

[wise fog]

But ?

[pine kernel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rainbow-drooling-frutiger-aero-k2lKPMAUEklWC1cgne

[wild salmon]

Free queens?

[jaunty cosmos]

yea I had 1 game where he hung his queen on move 2 but I didnt see it until it was too late then he randomly tricked me

[raw smelt]

pieces that get sent to blunder and burn

[wild salmon]

My eye balls hurt

[gloomy rain]

Does it possible for me to send image or gifs fr

[silent jacinth]

Been leaving food outside my house for months for birds and they eat it all in a couple of hours, and the little bastards still fly away everytime they see me.

[wild salmon]

@silent jacinth wtf are you typing that took u like 2 mins

[languid torrent]

New background to distract myself from tilt

[raw smelt]

minesweeper plus?

[wild salmon]

Put poison next time

[jaunty cosmos]

@polar zealot https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/168133476814/review?move=9 this game he hung his queen but my dumb ah didnt see it until after I moved then he tricked me

[frosty peak]

littlemungus (1027) vs. Furkand133 (1063)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 d5 4. exd5 Qxd5 5. Nc3 Qc6 6. d4 Bb4 7. Bb5 Qxb5 

[languid torrent]

yeah

[gloomy rain]

it is that river from his mouth

[silent jacinth]

I have dyslexia why you care how long i take to type?

[raw smelt]

i didn't expect to see that here

[raw smelt]

still nice, though

[wild salmon]

I thought u typing an essay sorry btw

[patent patrol]

Hi

[wild salmon]

Hi

[languid torrent]

thanks, it was hard to get the proper sprite for the boss

[silent jacinth]

All good

[quasi nova]

I don't know, most of his high accuracy games are very short (10-15 moves) so report him if you think he's suspicious and the chess.com team full have a look themselves

[wild salmon]

If it is 10 move game then an accuracy of 97 is actually just theory (maybe opponent had opening disaster)

[raw smelt]

i feel like the only evidence needed is that he joined one singular day ago

[proven wave]

.

[wild salmon]

I mean opening is easy to get 100 % in i get 100% in opening because of theory or opponent being ahh

[indigo void]

i got ping

[jaunty cosmos]

Because he crushed me in 10-15 moves with 100% accuracy. I was literally playing book moves and made 1 tiny mistake. Like how does a 1000 elo player play vs kings gambit with 100% accuracy

[wild salmon]

He studied it

Duh

[silent jacinth]

Imagine being in school exams trying to write an actual essay when you write as slow as I do.

[jaunty cosmos]

then why some games did he hang his queen on move 3

[proven wave]

It is possible.

[raw smelt]

why would someone study the king's gambit of all things?

[proven wave]

You can get 100% accuracy if you play book moves

[wild salmon]

Sounds like torture tbh

[wild salmon]

Because of tal

[quasi nova]

Yeah, I've had games that are 10-15 moves with 95+ accuracy where I get my opponent in the opening, but a short game doesn't immediately clear them. Report them, and the staff who actually know how to properly look and see if they are cheating can deal with it, and it gets it outta your hair so that's chill and all

[wild salmon]

I low key wana study it but too lazy

[proven wave]

I understand that..

[jaunty cosmos]

The only opening I play as white is kings gambit and I have never had someone crush me so hard. Ive also studied all the lines with chess reps

[wild salmon]

We played among us gang we are detectives

[quasi nova]

Been there done that

[silent jacinth]

English teachers are ruthless, used to be forced to rush, then they would mark me down for spelling words wrong I spelt correctly 2 sentences ago.

[raw smelt]

guys, i have a question, is solving daily puzzles worth it? i've solved like 450, all the way back to april 2025

[quasi nova]

He's likely cheating if his finding every little mistake at 1000 elo, but better to let the experienced people decide that

[wild salmon]

L teachers i have slight language issues too but i adapted fine but your case sounds more severe

[jaunty cosmos]

His account is also a day old

[proven wave]

If you did study why did you lose tho. analyse that game and use that for your future games- (if you think he is a cheater just report them to fairplay and they will deal with that 🙂

[wild salmon]

Bruh just report that mf

[reef canyon]

e4

[quasi nova]

I had 4 separate english and history in teachers in 1 year and only 1 was actually good (we had the same teacher for both English and history)

[jaunty cosmos]

Because hes using an engine bro I studied human lines

[proven wave]

Also chess-talk please

[jaunty cosmos]

I did bro Im just discussing it

[quasi nova]

c5

[proven wave]

Take it to #💬〡general-off-topic

[reef canyon]

Nf3

[wild salmon]

I have an idea

[jaunty cosmos]

bro Im talking about chess

[wild salmon]

@jaunty cosmos want to nuke his house and poop in his sink?

[jaunty cosmos]

yes

[proven wave]

It was not for you :)

[wild salmon]

Lets GOOO

[reef canyon]

you should probably do the pooping before you nuke the house

[wild salmon]

In roblox tho

[wild salmon]

Poop nuke

[silent jacinth]

Im actually pretty good at spelling because I put a lot of effort into it, I dont even let myself use auto correct. Its just if I try type quick it comes out as near gibberish and I double check messages before I send them for mistakes.

[jaunty cosmos]

I doubt blood has a house

[quasi nova]

d6 (my internet cut out 😭)

[reef canyon]

ts lame asl c3

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-stare-nah-wyd-eye-gif-23953713

[wild salmon]

Oh i cannot spell long words nicely lol

[worthy lark]

gg

[jaunty cosmos]

can someone good play me please

[burnt meadow]

Gg

[silent jacinth]

I didnt hate my english teachers honestly I think its just because they didnt know I had dyslexia and I didnt either.

[quasi nova]

Chill with the hate vrochacho, Nf6

[thorn wharf]

wsp

[worthy lark]

nah

[amber reef]

I wanna die

[wild salmon]

U 1000 elo right?

[burnt meadow]

Can I try

[jaunty cosmos]

yes

[wild salmon]

Relatable

[amber reef]

I accidentally made a pre move for my queen and it hung it

[wild salmon]

Sure fellow 1000 elo

[raw smelt]

mama mia

[proven wave]

Hey @silent jacinth can you please take it to #💬〡general-off-topic 🙂

[amber reef]

I'm genuinely gonna crash out 😭😭 i

[wild salmon]

Well you know what they say a premove a day keeps the peace away

[indigo grove]

[amber reef]

I flip the board a day keeps the blunders away

[quasi nova]

Newt boutta abandon the game ngl

[jaunty cosmos]

I wanna play someone like 1500-1700

[raw smelt]

a board break a day keeps the sportsmanship away

[amber reef]

Your pfp was a very open minded president

[wild salmon]

A Glaze for magnus a day keeps you awake

[quasi nova]

Thanks Harambe

[reef canyon]

im doing it rn i dnt know theory

[amber reef]

Np

[reef canyon]

why did i start with e4

[wild salmon]

Just play Stockfish level 5 on lichess

[quasi nova]

Neither, I know up until c3 as I play it in tournaments

[quasi nova]

Wanna restart ngl

[wild salmon]

It played wing gambit on me (i played Sicilian) and it was worse than chinese water torture

[amber reef]

Hot take levy rozman is magnus' the teacher and a gm in secret

Levy made chess imo

[wild salmon]

Not a hot take more like a fact

[amber reef]

True

[jaunty cosmos]

I think I sent you game invite unless that isnt you

[reef canyon]

ok im gonna be fr now

[carmine cloud]

oh my god im feeling really bad rn

[reef canyon]

1. d4

[amber reef]

Hot take Magnus is using an engine in his head

[quasi nova]

Scared emoji

[quasi nova]

Nf6

[reef canyon]

if Nf6 I go Nf3

[worthy lark]

shi yo pants

[wild salmon]

Nah my game name is not same as dc (that account i lost email super dumb ass process and i am not talking about it)

[amber reef]

Hear me out Magnus the red is better than Magnus carlsen

[quasi nova]

g6

[wild salmon]

Vro just play 1v1

[quasi nova]

We are

[reef canyon]

this is 1v1 ing

[wild salmon]

I prefer kanye

[reef canyon]

i wanna mix ts up a bit, b3

[quasi nova]

Watch a video on weather and playing chess, fire

[wild salmon]

No like on chess .com or something yall aren't HIKARU

[reef canyon]

sybau hater

[quasi nova]

Ew, d5

[amber reef]

Also is Magnus carlsen autistic? he gives a bunch of signs that he is and a bunch of inflections of autism (obv not in a rude way but I'm genuinely curious)

[quasi nova]

We are

[wild salmon]

Fine (i have no idea what the board looks like now :()

[reef canyon]

c4

[quasi nova]

"With the power of friendship! " Ahh statement

[wild salmon]

I mean he does play chess

[quasi nova]

I think I messed up my line, c6

[amber reef]

I mean genuinely, because he has a bunch of traits and behavior patterns linked with autism

[wild salmon]

I donot think so

[reef canyon]

who cares vro we're literally playing blindfold chess on #💬〡chess-talk, Bb2

[quasi nova]

Fair point, Bg7

[reef canyon]

g3

[amber reef]

Lowk I think if I ever go to a chess tournament I'm going to forget my ADHD meds that morning because then it basically lets my brain run at supercomputer speeds with my mind constantly going 100 mph in all directions combined with my chess theory knowledge

Big brain chat?

[quasi nova]

O-O

[reef canyon]

pawn takes pawn

[wild salmon]

Pretty sure that is a stroke

[quasi nova]

Same

[reef canyon]

Bg2

[quasi nova]

Re8

[amber reef]

Nah, i think that if I pair the ability to think about so many things at the same time really fast with my chess theory then if they make a move I can see what it can do and see the possibilities for each move following and what is the best move

[reef canyon]

O-O

[quasi nova]

Nc6

[wild salmon]

But donot do all that to hang a queen bro got to keep locked in but doesn't this use all ur stamina?

[reef canyon]

Nc3

[amber reef]

Nah, I've lived most my life with unmedicated ADHD, I only recently was diagnosed and given medication for it so I get used to it and so now I can easily process a shit load of information at once, I've basically forced my brain to become unable to be overstimulated

[quasi nova]

Bf5

[wild salmon]

Bro low key that is a super power

You are basically immune to chaos

[shadow obsidian]

farming brilliants

[amber reef]

Yeah it's also given me the ability to filter out unnecessary information

[wild salmon]

Bro got levy bricked

[amber reef]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOK

[wild salmon]

W

[tribal sage]

cool

[amber reef]

Lowk I've never gotten a brilliant 😭😭

[mint thicket]

hey anyone interested in getting a free chess opening course?

[amber reef]

To be fair I'm only 250 elo

[reef canyon]

Rc1

[amber reef]

Def not a bot with that name

[wild salmon]

Yeah just donot over think it

[shadow obsidian]

he opening wide for the rook

[wild salmon]

Def not going to sell my info

[mint thicket]

I am not a bot

[amber reef]

What's ur chess username

[wild salmon]

Ayo? (Keep going)

[amber reef]

Imma press x to doubt

[shadow obsidian]

[mint thicket]

which opening you would prefer?

[wild salmon]

My real name with a cool prefix (in dms 😉 )

[mint thicket]

would you prefer any opening?

[quasi nova]

Seems weird, Ne4

[wild salmon]

No i would prefer to die

[shadow obsidian]

so apparently they all do it

[amber reef]

Okay also what you mean "in dms 😉" 😭

[wild salmon]

I think the rook got in

The position*

[pulsar harness]

Anyone want to play with me?

[amber reef]

The stop trying to get me and leave me alone clanker opening

[wild salmon]

Nothing 😉

[shadow obsidian]

clanker 🥀🗿

[pulsar harness]

😶

[dark forum]

Wall e>> reedbot

[reef canyon]

knight takes knight

Nd2 if pawn takes knight

[wild salmon]

Low key if ai become humanoid we might solve racism to work towards racism against robots

[wild salmon]

Hello

[pulsar harness]

Can I play with u?

[amber reef]

Low when I was like 8 used to joke my head hurts because my brain is too big for my skull but I realize now that's what cerebral palsy is 😭😭😭

[pulsar harness]

Hi

[amber reef]

CLANKERS

[wild salmon]

Bruh

[quasi nova]

Bxe4 (no premove for your ass)

[dark forum]

Clank clank 🤖

[wild salmon]

Like imagine saying donot un plug this robot is not BLACK

[amber reef]

CLANKER

[pulsar harness]

Can I play with you?

[wild salmon]

Sure i guess

[amber reef]

Where is OVE if your PREM

[dark forum]

Imagine clanker giving metal dih to humans 🥀💔

[pulsar harness]

Haaaaa

[pulsar harness]

My id is Prem04siva

[amber reef]

Lowk that shit would be COMPRESSING like a VICE GRIP

[wild salmon]

K gimme a sec

[wild salmon]

Low key hot 🥵😃

[pulsar harness]

Who is ove

[amber reef]

Chat let's go to dms before we both get banned

[wild salmon]

Probably will malfunction it

[quasi nova]

The actual fk are you on about

[reef canyon]

vro is just a hater for the love of it, Ne1

[weak violet]

<@&745328830649991179> is this even allowed bro

[amber reef]

Prem ove (pre move) I'm crine 😭😭

[fickle delta]

Mods are sleeping again I guess

[dark forum]

Who said that

[wild salmon]

Clankers

[dark forum]

Such irrelevance

[pulsar harness]

🤯

I think I need to improve my thinking skills

[wild salmon]

Go to dms i lost ur user

[pulsar harness]

Ok

[shadow obsidian]

i was just squeezing in some bullet games while i’m at work

[quasi nova]

Ofc I am, Bxg2

[reef canyon]

@quasi nova i wanna go to sleep i offer draw Nxg2

[glacial ivy]

What the hell happened here is my opponent lobotomised NARM143 vs xiao - https://www.chess.com/live/game/168135635718

[frosty peak]

NARM143 (1468) vs. xiao (1465)

Move List

1. d4 c5 2. dxc5 e6 3. b4 a5 4. Qd4 axb4 5. Qxb4 Nc6 6. Qc3 Nf6 7. Nf3 Ne4 8. Qc4 Nxc5 9. Ba3 d5 10. Qxc5 Bxc5 11. Bxc5 Qa5+ 12. Nfd2 Qxc5 13. e3 Qxc2 14. Bd3 Qxd3 15. Nc3 Qxc3 16. O-O Qxd2 17. Rfd1 Rxa2 18. Rxd2 Rxa1+ 19. Rd1 Rxd1# 

[pulsar harness]

Ok

[fickle delta]

Sounds like you played me

[quasi nova]

I accept, I'm scared to hang my knight

[slate crater]

1400 😭

[reef canyon]

we did basically better than expected 💀

dont go realrough on me this what my board looked like the entire time

[quasi nova]

W I'm too good

[reef canyon]

blindfold pieces r so goated

[burnt meadow]

Who down for chess

[pulsar harness]

💀

[quasi nova]

This is what my board looked like (my mind) I will admit I was beginning to get a little lost I would not have made it much longer

[rare carbon]

@quasi nova why ignoring me from few weeks 💔

[winter basin]

Bro im losing then winning then losing then winning then losing then winning then losing then winning ☹️

[reef canyon]

aww fuuh my nitro is ending tomorrow

[quasi nova]

Huh, I'm not?

[quasi nova]

Rip

[midnight anvil]

????????

[weak violet]

dark chocolate is so good

[rare carbon]

You ignored all my pings in past week and even dm 💔 💔

[reef canyon]

i can always just buy more nitro but i dont wanna give discord money 🥀

[small jungle]

Just play blindfolded in ur head vro

[rare carbon]

@small jungle doby!!!!

[small jungle]

Sup

[late aspen]

if anyone has any physical chess notation (like photos of scoresheets) and their respective pgns is there any chance yall can send it to me 🥹

[reef canyon]

i started with my head but my 1700 FIDE ahh cant make it past move 7

[rare carbon]

I completed my english repertoire of 350 lines

[late aspen]

i need to test smth for overfitting

[winter basin]

Hi is that lucifer in your pfp

[quasi nova]

1, I don't accept DM's from people I don't have added, which isn't many people, and 2, I get a lot of pings I don't check all of them

[reef canyon]

id love to but it has my name on it and everything 💀

[quasi nova]

My fault bro

[quasi nova]

Give me it all

[small jungle]

I drew deng in grunfeld blindfolded

[late aspen]

can you maybe likeeee

[rare carbon]

You were in chat while i pinged you.. even today 💔 💔 💔 💔

[quasi nova]

Educational purposes

[late aspen]

i just need the moves under the names

[reef canyon]

bet

[rare carbon]

@late aspen hi goat

[small jungle]

I would but my handwriting is horrendous

[late aspen]

thats what i need rn

handwriting can be all kinds but if its ass its all the more needed

[quasi nova]

Oh I was gonna reply to that and but I was watching a documentary and didn't hit send, by the time I got back it was like 2 hours later

[silk valley]

Bro why I always lose when I play with india player

[small jungle]

I'm not home rn unfortunately

[rare carbon]

Ita okay

[silk valley]

How can I do

[rare carbon]

Tomorrow is blitz tournament

[small jungle]

But also the text is very hard to see

[rare carbon]

Any tips?

[small jungle]

Was using some old pen

[rare carbon]

2nd community event of my club..

[small jungle]

Win idk

[rare carbon]

Its in a cafe

[small jungle]

Nice vro

[reef canyon]

u can have this french game of mine a year ago

[rare carbon]

I wish 😭 😭 😭

[amber reef]

Chat lowk I'm gonna make a mahogany and ebony wood chess set and hand carve the pieces

[small jungle]

Ts is actually readable

[tribal sage]

woah that's cool

[twin anvil]

theoretically could y'all teach me to get better at chess, because I know the basics and that's it

[bronze summit]

Low elo chess in a nutshell

[tribal sage]

just play more

[pastel yew]

it is settled

[twin anvil]

Fair

[pastel yew]

the polish opening is awesome

[rare carbon]

How to learn all 💀

[small jungle]

Solve puzzles

[tribal sage]

get to 2000 games, if you're still u1000 we'll talk

[steep cargo]

What is your elo?

[twin anvil]

Just made a account

[steep cargo]

Oh, ok, then get your elo first.

[twin anvil]

Literally have played 5 games in person

[reef canyon]

thanks my default font is ancient Sumerian

[twin anvil]

And that's it

[steep cargo]

I played 1000+ games online, and like 10 or something OTB (Not FIDE or anything).

[quasi nova]

Why'd you have to win this 😔 also holy has your handwriting improved

[rare carbon]

Listen everyone guys
@small jungle is the goat..
He is awesome and always helpful

[small jungle]

My default font is pre school child on crack

[weak violet]

it’s griffith doing the lucifer pose

[plucky kelp]

Hewoo chat
How are yall doing?

[earnest raft]

pretty decent

[late aspen]

Ty

[rare carbon]

@quasi nova mr president .. when are you planning to gift me a private jet

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> AMIN (amin-youtube)

This is the Chess.com profile of amin-youtube. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: AMIN (amin-youtube)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1141 (1731 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1204 peak)
Bullet: 594 (1544 peak)

[earnest raft]

almost won 12 rapid games in a row

[sinful quiver]

when did i rating shame someone?

[tribal sage]

meow >.<

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM luneity

This is the Chess.com profile of luneity. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: International Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2527 (2826 peak)
Blitz: 2798 (2936 peak)
Bullet: 2998 (3073 peak)

[plucky kelp]

Meowww
Hai truth :3

[late aspen]

dang washed

[rigid meteor]

Guys I'm 200 elo rapid and I play Chess with an FPS style

[rare carbon]

@plucky kelp hi torbith.. long time no see

[tribal sage]

hiiii ;3

[rare carbon]

[earnest raft]

wym fps style

[wild salmon]

Gg @pulsar harness

[plucky kelp]

Hi, yeah its been a while

[rigid meteor]

I just push without thinking

[plucky kelp]

Hru?

[rare carbon]

How you doing

[earnest raft]

which is why you’re 200

[rare carbon]

I retuened to chess 2 weeks ago.. i am 1100 now..

[reef canyon]

this one that i found that has the cleanest handwriting

[earnest raft]

stop doing that

[rigid meteor]

yeah

[tribal sage]

I play without thinking

[reef canyon]

its crazy how clean I wrote in that one considering I had 0 increment to write moves

[plucky kelp]

Let's just say I'm still dealing with some mental problems...
But I am taking care of myself and trying to recover

[burnt meadow]

Who down to chess

[rigid meteor]

When I try to think strategically it takes a lot of time and I end up losing on time

[earnest raft]

chess is not a damn orangutan wielding ak47 sport 😭
u gotta find tactics at the very least

[slow folio]

First rank party for Erdogmus 💀

[rare carbon]

Mental problems? Do you not have a caring gf/wife?

[reef canyon]

hope u can get through it toetoe

[plucky kelp]

Oh cool to know, I hope you're having fun now

[pulsar harness]

Gg, can you rate my game

[plucky kelp]

No?

[rare carbon]

Yeah i even changed my black openings..
My openings are english as white
Russian against e4
Dutch against non e4

[plucky kelp]

Ty newt

[burnt meadow]

Anyone down for a match I'm elo 1400 something

[reef canyon]

vro is playing 960 chess

[rare carbon]

Get one..

[slow folio]

Magnus is getting the job done

[plucky kelp]

We'll see :3

[slow folio]

hai Torbith!

[rare carbon]

I am getting married next year 💀

[reef canyon]

how many elo is he gonna score from this nugu GM

[slow folio]

around 2.8-3.2 elo

[burnt meadow]

Anyone down to play chess

[wild salmon]

Dms?

[reef canyon]

damn, at least its more than what he lost to arjun

[pulsar harness]

Ok

[wild salmon]

Me no i just finished a game and not down

[rare carbon]

Torbith the goat

[rigid meteor]

yeah very true

[quasi nova]

I'll gift you one going 600kmh with no way of slowing down, that'll be a fun way to play chess

[pulsar harness]

Can I play with you 🙂 ?

[slow folio]

I mean it's surely more than he drew against Arjun

[burnt meadow]

Anyone wants to play chess with meee

[pulsar harness]

Me

[rare carbon]

💀

[slow folio]

no I just finished playing 30 mins ago

[burnt meadow]

User?

[plucky kelp]

Amazing! That's one long planning but I hope it will be for the best time of your life between you and whoever your partner is :3

[slow folio]

now I only watch Magnus playing and about to sleep

[burnt meadow]

Have a nice marriage

[rare carbon]

Yeah scared of mordern world girls though..

[ionic bobcat]

Yo

[steep cargo]

Hello

[reef canyon]

is it because they have freedom of speech and thought

[strange bobcat]

glaze me

[pulsar harness]

Dm

[plucky kelp]

What has this chat become? I lost track

[slow folio]

get to 3000 first

[ionic bobcat]

Congratulations, and also don't piss her off

[burnt meadow]

Okay

[strange bobcat]

I beat a 3050

[strange bobcat]

please speed I need this

[burnt meadow]

Good job

[slow folio]

dang

[amber reef]

Actually for the squares I'm going asian oak and ebony wood for the light and dark squares

[reef canyon]

wyl's blitz rating is kinda homeless

[strange bobcat]

I mean almost beat him twice but he managed a draw the second time around

[slow folio]

@strange bobcat number 1 Vietnamese in this server fr

[ionic bobcat]

What u doing

[amber reef]

And mahogany for the base

[strange bobcat]

w

[slow folio]

btw, I got to 1800s club today

[amber reef]

Hand making my own wood Staunton chess set

[plucky kelp]

Nice! :D

[strange bobcat]

arent you always 1800 if not then congrats

[rare carbon]

Its because of toxic feminism and alimony.. feminism alone is killing family culture in my country

[rare carbon]

I hope so

[sinful quiver]

o yeah well i got to 290 on chess.com

[rare carbon]

💀

[slow folio]

I'm always at 1700s for the whole April wdym

[open herald]

i got 200 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[dark forum]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-thumbnail-gif-16650285053839229007

[plucky kelp]

Oh yeah? Well I got to 243

[quasi nova]

Who needs relationships when you have tornado documentaries, too simple

[sinful quiver]

🥳

[strange bobcat]

damn I thought you were = to flan or some shit

[edgy shale]

my rapid is fluctuating btw 950 and 1010

[ionic bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-wojak-soyjak-soy-jak-truth-gif-10540901418861964264

[open herald]

Y'all Watch this

[sinful quiver]

290 > 243

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ZuckerBerg (z7z6)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: ZuckerBerg (z7z6)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 206 (1248 peak)
Blitz: 144 (453 peak)
Bullet: 293 (1091 peak)

[ionic bobcat]

Consistency problem?

[slow folio]

nah I'm like 1-2 years away to catch up his rating if I locked in

[sinful quiver]

fym 206 1248 peak

how did you drom 1k in rapid

[strange bobcat]

backwards speedrun

[rigid meteor]

Guys guess my peak

[sinful quiver]

676

[ionic bobcat]

The downfall needs to be studied 😭🙏🏻

[rigid meteor]

Mount Everist XD

[slow folio]

drop from 3300 to 100 then he's a real legend

[edgy shale]

i finnaly reached 1100 in blitz today

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessontrack

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2351 (2403 peak)
Blitz: 2803 (2860 peak)
Bullet: 2838 (peak)

[reef canyon]

how is this account not closed from sandbagging

[dark forum]

He was playing with 1 hand

[sinful quiver]

magnus just hit 100 elo check his profile

[strange bobcat]

lowkey I might make an alt and speedrun from 3000 to 100

[open herald]

that's a happy thing

[edgy shale]

how did you do this is there a plugin

[sinful quiver]

oooh ok makes sense

[open herald]

don't needa worry

[rigid meteor]

Add me on CHess* Twol_val (road to 1k friends)

[ionic bobcat]

🥀

[open herald]

Nuh? it requires a special skillset tho

Skillet 😭🍳🥘

[ionic bobcat]

...

🙏🏻🙏🏻

[glacial ivy]

The meat riding is off the charts

[covert mountain]

1500?

[dark forum]

Wanna play chess with me

[tribal sage]

sure

[rigid meteor]

nfortunately no my peak is 800

[slow folio]

@strange bobcat my position was so deadass but somehow he blundered his rook then his queen

[open herald]

I'm rated higher than Magnus and hikaru y'all don't know i have proof too

[tribal sage]

@dark forum we can do both

[covert mountain]

That's also great

[dark forum]

Bet

😘

[reef canyon]

oh right thx for reminding me i have to change my chesscom wallpaper

[tribal sage]

what about the 206 rapid 144 blitz 293 bullet

[ionic bobcat]

Absolute cinema

[hallow heath]

Why is bro panicking with 5m on clock 💔

[ionic bobcat]

Absolute chess

[strange bobcat]

I have like 50+ images of 2700s blundering their queens and shit

[slow folio]

maybe bro wants to pressure my time

[strange bobcat]

not yet 40 terabytes tho

[slow folio]

but he blunders back to back

[ionic bobcat]

Botez gambit

[hallow heath]

Frfr

[tribal sage]

@dark forum https://link.chess.com/play/Kx3EkD

[rigid meteor]

Im sick and tired of this slow and old laptop

[hallow heath]

Definitely on purpose maybe cuz he thought he'd win on time anyways

[open herald]

I'm 1600 daily
462 in puzzles
1600 daily 960 😂😂

[slow folio]

well he would if he didnt allow me these free pieces and some forced trading

[open herald]

Magnus is like 400

[tribal sage]

bro hasn't played a single game

[hallow heath]

Lol

[ionic bobcat]

Ok we get it

[dark forum]

Challenged failed, he is currently playing

[tribal sage]

oh I thought my opponent was you

lemme just win rq

[merry breach]

yes and then leading into another fork

[open herald]

Magnus WHO?

[quasi wolf]

What opening is the best

[merry breach]

takes with pawn queen takes back fork on rook and king

[ionic bobcat]

Caro kann defense

[open herald]

Barnes Opening

[outer dagger]

Guys is there any one at elo 500 play me?

[quasi wolf]

MAN WTH ARE THOSE 😭

[steep cargo]

Sure

[merry breach]

it does ive done this

[quasi wolf]

im Kinda new to the game

[ionic bobcat]

Elo??

[steep cargo]

Ok

[dark forum]

Im 800

[strange bobcat]

ok this explains it

[merry breach]

thats the point yes its a sacrifice

[strange bobcat]

this guy creates a 1600 starting elo account and he just loses so it drops back to 100 lol

no shit sherlock

[tribal sage]

my opponent is speedrunning losing at chess

I'll play you soon

[ionic bobcat]

Easy dub

[topaz shoal]

How to be 3000 elo to 100 elo

[dark forum]

Alr

[rocky skiff]

dm me if you can coach me i am 700 elo

[open herald]

You don't know how hard it is to do that

[tribal sage]

you coach me

[merry breach]

are we deadass 😭

[open herald]

One loss was -8 btw

[strange bobcat]

ye it seems like it if you take a look at his account

[rocky skiff]

whats your elo

[amber reef]

Chat would it be legal in chess tournaments to use a board with indents in each square that is the exact diameter of the bases for the pieces so that they slot in perfectly and don't slide around/ need adjusting?

[tribal sage]

2100

[merry breach]

https://tenor.com/mwe9g4Mmr9Q.gif

[strange bobcat]

I mean anyone could do that but not everyone could get to 2800 bro

[tribal sage]

@dark forum https://link.chess.com/play/VJKKeP

[open herald]

Lmao every normal person can play chess so ofc it's possible

[edgy shale]

do you know how we can unban a false banned account

one of mine got

[open herald]

forget it

[strange bobcat]

possible doesnt mean its easy

[tribal sage]

fym one of yours

[gaunt plume]

I just won a game by sacrifying a rook i feel like magnus carlsen😌

[outer dagger]

Lets play then

[strange bobcat]

I mean anyone could 100% get to 100 elo but not even 5% of people could get to 2800

[sweet tapir]

Hi

[open herald]

If you have love for the game surely yes

[strange bobcat]

insane ragebait btw

[open herald]

100% can get to 2800 💀💀💀

[flint hemlock]

My trap against Queens Gambit finally worked :D

[tribal sage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418028900577312768/1159804704809828473/IMG_0401.gif

[midnight anvil]

Is it called Queen’s Gambit Declined by any chance?

[open herald]

What? there's a chineese guy that started playing chess at like 17 and then went onto win national championship at 20

[ionic bobcat]

Rook trap??

[flint hemlock]

Austrian Variation

[flint hemlock]

no

[ionic bobcat]

Im out

[open herald]

Look at the kids as an example

Possible

[midnight anvil]

Sadly for me I have no idea what is it but sounds worth googling

[flint hemlock]

Also I got 99.8 accuracy YAY

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2043 (peak)
Blitz: 992 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1729 (1745 peak)

[strange bobcat]

you probably didnt learn about math in school bro

[merry breach]

nice can i see

[ionic bobcat]

This chat just turned into the dullest and driest thing ever btw

[spring dagger]

which channel are you allowed to send games

[rocky skiff]

searching for coach i am 700 elo

[ionic bobcat]

Ask Magnus

[flint hemlock]

wait

[open herald]

That's not very Smart to bring up math in this conversation

[ionic bobcat]

Im out

Dry chat

[strange bobcat]

nice try with the ragebait bro but youre just a waste of time tbh

[exotic coyote]

$5

[merry breach]

if you think its ragebait quit replying bro simple

[rocky skiff]

ok but i want 1 free lesson so i know your good

[strange bobcat]

ye im now