💬〡chess-talk

[vagrant obsidian]

Shivers my timbers

[tame sun]

🇭🇺 ahh

[rare steeple]

is that the qing dynasty flag

[cerulean pond]

😋

[rare steeple]

country doesnt even exist anymore

[tawdry patio]

Me as well

[balmy python]

🇮🇳

[tame sun]

It's Hungary twin ✌️🥀

[vagrant obsidian]

Eat some bread and cheese while playing chess and you're suddenly sophisticated

[rare steeple]

is it the flag of the han dynaty

[tame sun]

no its xi xinping

[rare steeple]

is it the flag from cao cao in the 3 kingdoms era

did ancient civilizations even have flags

[vagrant obsidian]

Fax bro fax

[sweet wigeon]

Gn everyone

[vagrant obsidian]

They had their little rock logos and everything

[cerulean pond]

ppl know way too little about the mongols

[vagrant obsidian]

Goodnight brother

[cerulean pond]

mongols most evil group in history-->

[rare steeple]

mongolia country sounds cool though

[cerulean pond]

killed 40 million

[vagrant obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jfk-clone-high-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-jack-black-gif-18659433

[cerulean pond]

nope

[rare steeple]

isnt genghis khan the leader of mongolia

[glass tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1492364444901314631/image0.gif

[cerulean pond]

no other regime killed this many

[vagrant obsidian]

I genghis until she khan

[mystic acorn]

i cant play vs this opening idk what to do

[west cobalt]

Resign

[vagrant obsidian]

W

Is that why people resign when I play a certain opening

[rare steeple]

oh

[mystic acorn]

will soon

[vagrant obsidian]

It won't even be a good opening neither I played a modern and this dude quit

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/papich-chess

[wispy siren]

@everyone im bored so sm play chess with me, ill go first e4

[proven wave]

Please don't try to ping everyone

[wispy siren]

oh mb

[covert dagger]

Banneeddddd

Mohit ban ban ban

my slumber has been disturbed

[proven wave]

Okay starting with you

[wispy siren]

bro....... wut

[covert dagger]

😭 Twas just a joke

[proven wave]

Don't worry 🙂

[wispy siren]

alr

[vagrant obsidian]

Can I get one match

[covert dagger]

nauurrrrrr mohit I thought we were chill

[balmy python]

nothing compared to mosquitoes

[upbeat brook]

Mohit, we can let this slide, can't we? The boy was just joking, c'mon? He's part of my family

[wispy siren]

thats mad

[proven wave]

Why do people not understand when I follow up with jokes

[balmy python]

theyre not sophisticated enough 🙏

[wispy siren]

tuff

[covert dagger]

There there mohit, 🫂

[covert dagger]

WHYD YOU BLOCK ME AGAIN

[upbeat brook]

I welcome you to my mafia, brother ❤️

[covert dagger]

WHAT DID I DO

WEVE NEVER SPOKEN

[wispy siren]

👍

[proven wave]

Okay time to block everyone I see daily

[vagrant obsidian]

Good tech brother

[vagrant obsidian]

No cortisol spikes for this one

[balmy python]

bro mohit let cookie come back bro

[wispy siren]

who's cookie?

[covert dagger]

💔

[upbeat brook]

Lore

[wispy siren]

alr

[covert dagger]

I think I remember such a person

Not sure of the lore though

[wispy siren]

and is that a sylveon pfp?

[vagrant obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-helpmann-true-feel-that-thats-true-morgan-freeman-true-gif-15273165990450333551

[upbeat brook]

They made a lot of alt accounts to terrorize the server

[wispy siren]

tbh personnally i like umbreon

[upbeat brook]

Yup

[vagrant obsidian]

So a loser

[covert dagger]

💀

[wispy siren]

tuffffff

[proven wave]

Okay I blocked few people

[covert dagger]

Bud spend your time on something better

[wispy siren]

damn

[upbeat brook]

My girlfriend loves that eeveelution

[covert dagger]

Not you mohit, that was just bad timing

[covert dagger]

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOO, NOOO ITS JUST ME

[vagrant obsidian]

Time to make an alt account to further waste my time - Discordian

[upbeat brook]

Yes, very

[vagrant obsidian]

Bless your soul brother

[upbeat brook]

According to autocorrect

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/got-to-go-running-1

[upbeat brook]

But- You in #💬〡general-off-topic
The math?

[covert dagger]

Wha

[vagrant obsidian]

Yo so how you get a higher elo

[upbeat brook]

What about #💬〡general-off-topic message

[proven wave]

Goodbye everyone.
See you on Friday

[wispy siren]

No

[vagrant obsidian]

Take care

[covert dagger]

Oh I mean like “you have a girlfriend too, no it’s just me who doesn’t have one”

[wispy siren]

Ban him

[covert dagger]

See ya mohit my man

[proven wave]

Thanks

[wispy siren]

the hacked acc

[proven wave]

And bye whoever it was.
I blocked 6 accounts today so idk

[upbeat brook]

Oh, I though you meant only you have one

[wispy siren]

lol

[proven wave]

But take care!

[wispy siren]

ok ttyl

[upbeat brook]

Bye Mohit
Sweet dreams

[proven wave]

Bye!
I hope you will have a nice week

[upbeat brook]

That is, if you're going to sleep

[nimble arch]

lets just ban everyone mohit blocked

[wispy siren]

and btw this is prob gonna be like the only time i talk in the server

[wispy siren]

which is?

[upbeat brook]

It's far worse an insult to lock then out

[proven wave]

Wait another block message.
If you are saying bye. Then bye bye!

[vagrant obsidian]

Y

[wispy siren]

idk

i have school work and stuff to do

[vagrant obsidian]

Understandable.

Take care of yourself don't worry too much about explaining everything.

Life be lifeing

[wispy siren]

ty

[mental plover]

sup

[craggy ermine]

hi

[wispy siren]

accept my friend rq

ok bye guys!

[mental plover]

before I start cooking, who wants the smoke?

[covert dagger]

Hi Mithyyy!!!

[craggy ermine]

hello!! how are you

[mental plover]

whats your username? 3 min blitz?

[upbeat brook]

Am I obligated to do that?

[craggy ermine]

where is everyone

[upbeat brook]

They all just got up and left all of a sudden

[covert dagger]

I’m okay, life stinky as always but not worse than usual

[upbeat brook]

Nevermind, they just went on break. They're coming back

[covert dagger]

Skedaddled

[mental plover]

challenge

[upbeat brook]

Kermit was all of the people by the way. Life of the party

[covert dagger]

What ur elo

||no||

[mental plover]

what is elo?

[craggy ermine]

i was at the doctors

[covert dagger]

🥹 🇪🇪 ❤️ ❤️ 🥹 🥹 ❤️ 🥹 ❤️ ✌️ ✌️ 😋 🇪🇪

[rain sapphire]

It is time to look inward and ask yourself the real questions

[covert dagger]

Sounds like something an under 500 would say

[upbeat brook]

It's a hoax

[raw smelt]

guys, what is chess?

i'm kidding

[mental plover]

lots of talking. challenge?

[upbeat brook]

Also a hoax

[mystic acorn]

+24 advantage another successful endgame

[covert dagger]

naur !

[upbeat brook]

Something happen?

[rain sapphire]

Chess is art

[covert dagger]

Is precious Mithy okay

[upbeat brook]

Talking is within my comfort zone. I'm gonna keep doing that

[craggy ermine]

i fell and hit my head but it’s okay thankfully

[mystic acorn]

not bad

[raw smelt]

was it a hard hit?

[upbeat brook]

Chess makes me scared. Those bishops with their hats give me heart attacks

[rain sapphire]

Damn you on some fire games

[mental plover]

”Is there no one else?!” -Achilles

[normal horizon]

hi

[craggy ermine]

a little bit it was on stairs, there was an object of some kind i stepped on

[covert dagger]

Poor lil mithy, at least you’re okay

[upbeat brook]

Dang, well I'm relieved to hear you're okay

[raw smelt]

oh, hope you're all healthy then

[vagrant obsidian]

Wanna 1v1

[mental plover]

yes

[vagrant obsidian]

Bet

[craggy ermine]

thank you it hurts still and i’m wrapped like a mummy

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cullen _ (jacksongala)

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Name: Cullen _ (jacksongala)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 433 (717 peak)
Blitz: 290 (328 peak)
Bullet: 196 (336 peak)

[vagrant obsidian]

Add me

[mental plover]

username?

[covert dagger]

noooo 💔

[vagrant obsidian]

jacksongala

[mystic acorn]

ye lost a couple games they played some openings i just cant figure out how to deal with them but ill keep trying until i find a way

[mental plover]

brb

[vagrant obsidian]

Got you

He might beat me actually

[rain sapphire]

How much we bettin

[covert dagger]

BETTING?

[calm axle]

Good job

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/mDyzMphdC8F.gif

[covert dagger]

woah I know you

[solar leaf]

same

[mystic acorn]

1 of the misses really really hurt i had mate in 1 and missed it again

[covert dagger]

It’s the 250 rated guy whose really bad

[calm axle]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-white-luffy-gear-5-moon-gear-5-gif-13839016206611534263

[solar leaf]

u the cm man

i got to 2000 bro

did u become cm yet

[covert dagger]

Noice

[covert dagger]

Nah that’s my goal in four years not rn

[solar leaf]

ill be cm tomorrow probably

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> trumpownsgreenlandandgaza

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100
Blitz: 100 (274 peak)
Bullet: 100 (192 peak)

[raw smelt]

is this guy a genetically engineered chess champion?

[solar leaf]

yep tomorrow is realistic

[calm axle]

It happens rarely even with GMs sometimes, chill bro

[covert dagger]

Brrrrrrrrrotha

Just connect your main atp 😭

or don’t connect at all

[solar leaf]

this is my main bro

[rain sapphire]

He gotta stay mysterious

[solar leaf]

true

[solar leaf]

the ladies like that 🤓

[rain sapphire]

They do

[covert dagger]

The ladies like people who aren’t under 500 bud

That’s why I have so many flocking to me

[rain sapphire]

Yay

[solar leaf]

true

elo is the only reliable sign of a good partner

[calm axle]

Beautiful

[covert dagger]

Yes yes

[raw smelt]

by that logic, i am lady repellent at 300

[rain sapphire]

Which elo do you look at

[covert dagger]

ewwwwwwwww

[solar leaf]

it's okay you can always be gay

[calm axle]

Perfectly balanced 100 elo account

[rain sapphire]

Damn youre that old?

[raw smelt]

..brother.

[solar leaf]

i grind bughouse

[covert dagger]

🇪🇪

[solar leaf]

im 1000 on bughouse W

[rain sapphire]

😬

[solar leaf]

no one cares about fide or blitz rapid ratings anyway all that matters is thy bughouse elo

[vagrant obsidian]

@mental plover

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> quadruple_precision_float

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Rapid: 1711 (1725 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mithl0nd

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 906 (peak)

[rain sapphire]

Only rapid players 😭

[vagrant obsidian]

He destroyed me

[craggy ermine]

what do you play then

[vagrant obsidian]

He even flexed a bit and took all my pawns

[solar leaf]

💪 🧠 🖕

[rain sapphire]

All three controls

[craggy ermine]

i need a lot of time im really slow

[languid torrent]

I will never touch bullet

[vagrant obsidian]

Playing bullet chess has really made me appreciate the 10 minute timer. Makes you appreciate having time.

[covert dagger]

Wowwww@craggy ermine that’s actually really impressive, almost breaking 1000 so quickly

[solar leaf]

TRUE

[languid torrent]

Unless it's a 2200 rated dude challenging me

[craggy ermine]

i always lose to time in 10 minute games even

[calm axle]

1000 elo beat a 2100 elo rated player, future Sindarov

[craggy ermine]

thank you! i beat a 1300 and got a bunch muahaha

[solar leaf]

it's bughouse i probably got carried that game

[mental plover]

i have adhd.

[covert dagger]

Scaryyy I think you can get really far in chess

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/muQS1kSJ7fV.gif

[craggy ermine]

why thank you.. you are sweet

[vagrant obsidian]

I play the cow opening in bullet chess to throw off my opponent

[mental plover]

challenge?!

[rough quiver]

I think you can play bullet

[languid torrent]

Okay they beat a 2100 and no one bat an eye, but when i draw a 2700 people call me a smurf

[rough quiver]

but you dont

[rain sapphire]

I sit at 1200 with 0 losses 😎 (also 0 wins)

[languid torrent]

The double standard

[solar leaf]

in bughouse

[nimble arch]

what is bro saying

[mental plover]

let me be the first

[vagrant obsidian]

Bro how you draw that? You're a cheater bro obviously

[trim badge]

i love bullet

[rain sapphire]

It means youre good, should feel proud

[solar leaf]

that's why you need to play bullet so you become not slow

[calm axle]

I hate that too, i never lose to Magnus and Hikaru and they call me smurf

[nimble arch]

ppl are saying stuff because you made ur account yesterday, who else done that?

[solar leaf]

trust u get free elo cuz when time is low in rapid ull walk all over the rapid-only players

[craggy ermine]

honestly id rather never touch it

[vagrant obsidian]

My first time playing bullet was all losses btw and now its my favorite mode

[languid torrent]

New players?

I lost my old account

[trim badge]

bullet is so fun 💀

[nimble arch]

mhm

[craggy ermine]

im blind makes it hard especially fast pace

[nimble arch]

just talk to support smh

[solar leaf]

bro got banned for cheating

[trim badge]

i think if i put in some effort i can reach 1000+ with bullet, i just started the other day and im hovering around 780 with bullet

[calm axle]

Nah xd

[solar leaf]

im gay and still succeed so u stll got a shot bro

[vagrant obsidian]

It helps me understand patterns. Like I got checkmated with a horse/queen combo pretty often and now I remember that pattern. In regular games that saves me times and makes solving those positions easier.

[calm axle]

I have to say it, bullet is not real chess

[craggy ermine]

inspirational

[covert dagger]

I DESPISE YOUR KIND

[vagrant obsidian]

I agree

[trim badge]

it's not really real chess, but im dopamine brained so

[rain sapphire]

Lots of.blunders

[mental plover]

challenge

[coral kelp]

Bro, I just hit 2 brilliant moves in a row

[trim badge]

i play a lot of quick-timed strategy games

[solar leaf]

2|1 is barely different to 3|0 bro sometimes it feels longer even

[covert dagger]

Don’t think that has anything to do with it

[calm axle]

Not in bullet lol, i really hate it

[rain sapphire]

3 + 2 is the way

[vagrant obsidian]

I don't think it's real chess if you can define it like that. But if you look at high level bullet chess players they put chess theory into their bullet games.

[solar leaf]

im systematically oppressed by white cis males

[trim badge]

i only play bullet and blitz

[vagrant obsidian]

Most of the time the games are very random tho

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-its-true-gif-24572680

[coral kelp]

@covert dagger how can u get the cm or im title in chess. Com

[sly radish]

fr

[calm axle]

3|2 is for true man

Also 10|0

[covert dagger]

Well you have to get the actual title first, then you can register it with chess.com

[vagrant obsidian]

What if I lose tho

[trim badge]

@covert dagger im bored want to 1v1, last game before i have to go do some other stuff

i am operating on trackpad right now though so we'll see how it goes

[vagrant obsidian]

Can I just buy the rank I'm too bad to win (joke)

[covert dagger]

Me too

[coral kelp]

@covert dagger I haven't played in a federal tournament yet, tho I'm planning to

[nimble arch]

guys does playing chess on a trackpad actually make that difference lol

[covert dagger]

Sure what’s your username

[trim badge]

CeevaYal

[nimble arch]

why does it matter if its like a rapid game lol

[vagrant obsidian]

It doesn't

[mental plover]

3 min blitz? who wants the smoke?

[coral kelp]

@sly radish penalty for Argentina

[solar leaf]

it doesnt matter only in bullet and sometimes in blitz (i play on trackpad)

[nimble arch]

even in a bullet game like trackpad aint gonna kill you

[vagrant obsidian]

Me again

[solar leaf]

it is it's a lot slower in time trouble bro

[coral kelp]

@mental plover I get a brain freeze, can't play bullet or blitz

[solar leaf]

i only play bullet when i got my mouse

[rain sapphire]

Go for revenge

[nimble arch]

idk I can play bullet on my trackpad decently

[coral kelp]

When me and my nemesis play, we play without time limit, and we play for like 3 hours

[rain sapphire]

I play bullet on phone

[robust willow]

i play bullet on my pc

[solar leaf]

in time trouble i lose like half seconds on each move which matters at 2000+ elo

[covert dagger]

Sending just a sec

[trim badge]

okay

[solar leaf]

i play on my toaster

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[rain sapphire]

What brand

[covert dagger]

I play on my calculator

[solar leaf]

temu

[rain sapphire]

Damn

[nimble arch]

I can play bullet moves in chess than half a second on trackpad

[mystic acorn]

cmon bro dont resign js bcs a queen died off start

[nimble arch]

youd be fine

[calm axle]

Dang, try to buy a micro-wave soon, it is better to play chess

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/bJ3WF.gif

[nimble arch]

its not inherently a feature of the trackpad

thats a seperate issue

[covert dagger]

Why you only have bullet games tsk tsk tsk

[lone glen]

Anyone wanna play?

[trim badge]

noooo lets play bullet

[nimble arch]

bullet is not good

[calm axle]

[lone glen]

I would wanna play

[covert dagger]

Fine ig but I suck

[lone glen]

Bullet

[trim badge]

we can play 1 bullet and 1 longer

[nimble arch]

10 game match

[cobalt oxide]

What the helll

[trim badge]

but not rapid i have to go soon

[lone glen]

Please i can play bullet

[covert dagger]

ok, what tc of bullet

[trim badge]

1 minute

[nimble arch]

what is this question bro

[trim badge]

the usual

[trim badge]

maybe later? i gtg soon

[turbid mulch]

im posting this is every chess server im in

[vagrant obsidian]

Dude this guy is good

[nimble arch]

like other than 1minute the alternative is like 10s+0.1 but like its pretty clear thats not happening

[vagrant obsidian]

HOW DID I MISS THAT

[lone glen]

Im 2100 bullet but ok

[cobalt oxide]

Thank you for your patronage

[turbid mulch]

i was really happy to get a nice queen sacrifice for the first time in a while

[vagrant obsidian]

Idk why I moved the rook there

[lone glen]

The QUEEEEEN!!!

[nimble arch]

I accidently played a 30 second game today

[lone glen]

Did you crop your chess account?

[mental plover]

probably looking at the clock

[nimble arch]

yeah

ppl here already know it

[brazen galleon]

Banned

[lone glen]

Why

[nimble arch]

no reason to include it in image

[vagrant obsidian]

At least I did a bit better

[lone glen]

Wdym no reason?

[cobalt oxide]

Oh shit now that I look at it again it is
I thought you were just posting a random blunder
Good find

[nimble arch]

I dont need to include it in the image so I didnt

[vagrant obsidian]

This guy doesn't know what elo is and is close to being 1000

Lol what a world

[brazen galleon]

1000 is still pure dogshit

[lone glen]

Yeah, but you didnt need to “EXCLUDE” it either

[solar leaf]

im gay @lone glen

[mental plover]

challenge?

[vagrant obsidian]

I just play for fun brother 1000 to me is really cool

[mental plover]

challenge?

[tribal tinsel]

1000 is a casual experienced player

[cobalt oxide]

Jesus 😓

[vagrant obsidian]

Ik there's many 2800 and stuff like that but I'm bad so to me 1000 is a cool level.

[brazen galleon]

😂 😂

[covert dagger]

Ozzzz

[tribal tinsel]

am i lying?

[vagrant obsidian]

I think I'll be stuck at this elo for a while. I'm such a nervous player I need more confidence in my games.

[cobalt oxide]

G'day mate 👋🏿

[lone glen]

DM me

[nimble arch]

no reason for me to have a larger screenshot than I need

[brazen galleon]

I usually eat steaks with lgbtBBQ sauce

[nimble arch]

thats all

I dont see the problem

its good to get in the habbit of

[mental plover]

who wants the shake and bake with some smoke?

[nimble arch]

I have a lot of screenshots

[lone glen]

?!?!?

[mental plover]

OKC v Suns game about to come on

[nimble arch]

critizing me over the smallest things smh

[nimble arch]

smaller screenshots take less space

they also just look more clean

[vagrant obsidian]

I respect that

[cobalt oxide]

You interested in a rematch?
Feels inappropriate that we've only play a singular game together

[solar leaf]

bro is tryna get the juice

kermit lets play again oswald is gay

im the better friend

[mental plover]

you want some?

[covert dagger]

sure uhh maybe not rn but how about like wednesday night

[cobalt oxide]

"Get the juice"
Slow your roll lil bro

[lone glen]

Damn, like eating homosexual peoples sauce?! 🤨

[solar leaf]

he too busy playing with me rn sorry oswald lil bro @cobalt oxide maybe wednesday night for you tho

[dull pivot]

as a 500 elo player how long will i survive with no hints against magnus carleson bot?????

[vagrant obsidian]

My current goal is to beat you eventually. You're fun to play against.

[covert dagger]

what does that have to do with anything 💔

[mystic acorn]

just lost a game where i had advantage because i didnt take my time to make a play

[covert dagger]

nah, you get postponed till the weekend lil bro

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shaking-head-selim-helal-selimhelal-Yr9WZb9zxIz0aPAcLi

[trim badge]

@covert dagger was completely equal pretty much until the fork

[cobalt oxide]

🙄

[solar leaf]

lil bro i postpone you till trump's 4th term is over in 2036

[nimble arch]

kinda how chess works

[dull pivot]

as a 500 elo player how long will i survive with no hints against magnus carleson bot?????

[covert dagger]

yerp

[vagrant obsidian]

I be thinking about what my opponent wants until I see what I want and mess the game up

[trim badge]

i was about to launch an attack on your king with that pawn

[covert dagger]

nice game

[trim badge]

if your knight didnt weasel its way in

gg

[nimble arch]

again kinda how chess works

[covert dagger]

shhhh

[languid torrent]

Anyone up for a game?

[covert dagger]

pixel let the poor wee one be

[solar leaf]

nothing i was just providing information about him he gay nothing wrong with that but he still gay tho

[lone glen]

Me

[vagrant obsidian]

Fax lmao

[languid torrent]

Alr

[trim badge]

stockfish wanted me to sacrifice my bishop lol

[covert dagger]

yo oswald are you gay @cobalt oxide

[nimble arch]

not that poor

[cobalt oxide]

Ok but I'll probably watch some of your past games for prep as if its a tournament or something

[vagrant obsidian]

Dude I like the chaoticness of classic chess

[languid torrent]

I'll send a challenge

[lone glen]

DM me first

[covert dagger]

😭

[solar leaf]

he didnt deny it

[mental plover]

3 min blitz?

[solar leaf]

what elo are you gay lil bro

[covert dagger]

i love the gays, im one myself

[trim badge]

oh and stockfish wanted you to sacrifice your rook

[vagrant obsidian]

LOL ok brother

[trim badge]

woops i did not mean to reply to that message

[nimble arch]

why is it called 'the gays'

[mystic acorn]

i just lost to a tactic named "fried liver"

[cobalt oxide]

No im not
And I find it offensive in this specific context 😤

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/crazy-sus-squez31-UcdEIocKQgosZOuHPI

[covert dagger]

aww sorry big oz

[solar leaf]

gay isnt derogatory so u shouldnt be offended its ok

[nimble arch]

opening yeah you just gotta know what to play sometimes or look out for sacs

[vagrant obsidian]

You watching your opponent play chess bro? Kinda sus brother

[trim badge]

apparently the best move i couldve made in that forking position was moving my king and losing my castling rights

it woudlve still been equal but i was uneasy to do so

[covert dagger]

im lookin for the rook sac rn

[vagrant obsidian]

Sack*

[trim badge]

move 24

[cobalt oxide]

You couldn't see my irony?
Thats what the emoji is for

[solar leaf]

im gay

[trim badge]

oh it wasnt really a sac, because if i take back you instantly gain both rooks or one of my rooks

[covert dagger]

oh yeah, thats kinda why i played Qa3 in the first place, i was just moving too fast to actually notice that i achieved my goal 😭

[vagrant obsidian]

Yo correcting people with wrong information is like peak ragebait sometimes

[cobalt oxide]

Kool

[mystic acorn]

i tried just playing bishop c5 mindlessly i shouldve played d5 smh

[vagrant obsidian]

This time nah

[ember delta]

can sm1 play a few games with me and tell me what to work on?

[merry breach]

https://www.chess.com/pt/analysis/game/live/167923744340/review?move=48&tab=review&classification=greatfind&autorun=true BRUTAL

[frosty peak]

uehthegoat (517) vs. Sverenne (486)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d3 Nc6 5. Nf3 O-O 6. Be3 Bd4 7. Nxd4 Nxd4 8. O-O d5 9. exd5 Nxd5 10. Nxd5 Bd7 11. Bxd4 exd4 12. Qe1 c6 13. Nf4 Re8 14. Qd2 b5 15. Bb3 c5 16. a4 b4 17. Rfe1 Bc6 18. Rxe8+ Qxe8 19. h3 Qe5 20. Bc4 Qg5 21. Kf1 Re8 22. Re1 Rxe1+ 23. Qxe1 Qxf4 24. Bd5 Bxd5 25. [Qe8#] 

[solar leaf]

imma ballsack my rook to mate my opponent

[vagrant obsidian]

What if we lose tho

[ember delta]

tf u mean what

[vagrant obsidian]

What your mouth boy

[covert dagger]

ladies ladies ladies

[ember delta]

no i have freedom of speech and expression as an American citizen.

[solar leaf]

my fingers hurt

[vagrant obsidian]

Nah I'm jk. What I meant is what if you beat us.

[nimble arch]

not freedom of consqeunce tho

[vagrant obsidian]

Like you gonna review our game or nah

[ember delta]

yeah in this server

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/bShbP.gif

[ember delta]

im not i aint p2w

[vagrant obsidian]

Online ngl

[nimble arch]

as yes chess, the ptw game

[vagrant obsidian]

What

[trim badge]

yeah the only way out of that position was to not castle, i was too scared to do that, you got me in a very weird position thats playable but i rarely encounter it so i didnt know what to do

[ember delta]

but I will use a better website to analyze

[vagrant obsidian]

Bro acting like I'm paying for Chess aim bot

[nimble arch]

why is bro in geometry dash server

[ember delta]

yes u meed diamond membership to improve quickly

[exotic coyote]

literally no consequence to saying tf in a chess.com discord

[nimble arch]

doesnt change the gameplay changes ur learning

[ember delta]

he meant if I said the n word

[vagrant obsidian]

chess.com should hire this guy

[covert dagger]

i payed like 49.99 for the advanced tactics buff

[solar leaf]

why cheaters in chess use stockfish instead of hacking and getting infinite ammo like in csgo, get infinite rooks or sum

[vagrant obsidian]

I'm crying

[proven wave]

Hi Pixel

[exotic coyote]

wtf

[nimble arch]

hi

[vagrant obsidian]

INFINITE ROOKS LMAO

[exotic coyote]

maybe cuz it's not possible

[vagrant obsidian]

BRO INSTANT BAN LOL

[tribal tinsel]

Honestly great take , Like if ur gonna hack do it in style

[ember delta]

you meant if I say the n word I would get consequences.

[proven wave]

Time to block you both too. 😅

[forest oyster]

omg kermii

[cobalt oxide]

We all like geometry here right? O-o

[vagrant obsidian]

Yall thought shi was sweet little did you know brother was right here

[nimble arch]

it might be but chess.com has never had an exploit like that

lichess had like lagswitching

[covert dagger]

IS THAT

[nimble arch]

chess.com doesnt give enough compensation for that

[ember delta]

can sm1 play a few games with me and tell me what to work on?

[covert dagger]

MILKKYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[exotic coyote]

i doubt, it's gonna be mad hard trying to grab a packet from cc, which use cloudflare iirc and send back the wrong infos.

pretty sure chess.com would check if all pieces make sense or wtv

[nimble arch]

^

[calm axle]

I just reposted what my coach posted

[vagrant obsidian]

Idk I don't think it'd be worth it to have infinite rooks like I feel it'd be very easy to fix a glitch like that

[ember delta]

can you play a few games with me and tell me what to work on?

[proven wave]

I don't think that's possible

[nimble arch]

not all cheating is the same

[forest oyster]

KERMIII HOW R UUU

[proven wave]

Unless websites make huge mistakes. Pixel knows more about this

[vagrant obsidian]

Infinite rooks would be hilarious but impractical. Everyone would know you're cheating

[cobalt oxide]

You've clearly never play bullet chess

[covert dagger]

...wha-

[ember delta]

no? It wouldnt be easy to spor

[covert dagger]

HII MILKYYYY im shit

[ember delta]

CAN YOU PLAY A FEW GAMES WITH ME IN CHESS AND EXPLAIN WHAT I SUCK AT AND HOW TO NOT SUCK AT WHAT I SUCK AT

[exotic coyote]

@hexed oriole is this possible to have in chess.com? just grab a packet and somehow change it

[covert dagger]

WHY TF ARE YOU ASKING ME, GET A COACH

[proven wave]

Feel free to get a coach

[cobalt oxide]

Ladies ladies ladies

[exotic coyote]

$5

[covert dagger]

DONT STEAL MY LINE OSWALD

[proven wave]

Do you need a coach?
Then dm @vale vortex , @river yoke or other coach's from discord.
For Coach's on chess.com - here https://chess.com/coaches

Feel free to ask any improvement related questions here #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595

Read #1040028251965358121 lot of advice!

[nimble arch]

pay me

[nimble arch]

no.

[exotic coyote]

nah

[forest oyster]

aw that sucks

i hope you feel
better

[cobalt oxide]

Im not sorry

[covert dagger]

haaa lol this guy just got timedout for 10 min

[proven wave]

And I hope blocked ones are keeping it chess related here

[vagrant obsidian]

Can someone coach me to Magnus level for free whilst I give nothing in advance? Please

[nimble arch]

mohit just ban the blocked ones already

[covert dagger]

thanks, i was just daydreaming about my ex a lot todaay

[exotic coyote]

wait pixel, I go to like top 8500 hs in nation and I can go to this boarding school where i learn from college instead of bum ass hs teachers, should I apply @nimble arch would it be worth it to switch schools

[crystal shale]

@exotic coyote

[exotic coyote]

what

[mental plover]

thinking about exposing mine. cheater

[vagrant obsidian]

What if I just became MetropolisChess

[covert dagger]

wha

[zinc prairie]

Bughouse

[vagrant obsidian]

What is the point of cheating in chess

Like other games I get it. This can't be fun at all.

[nimble arch]

at your final year? thats gonna depend on the school for sure, you should evaluate it based on your desires. if you know you can get college credit though you might be able to save a lot of money- (same idea of ap classes). You can weigh that agaisnt boarding school fee OR consider the cost of school seperatley

just note most of your application will be done early in your senior year

wait a min I forgot you arent a junior then yeah thats better

[covert dagger]

frustration

[vagrant obsidian]

Usually when that happens I close my game and cry

[mental plover]

was thinking of mine too

[zinc prairie]

Cheaters prob believe that the higher the rating, the higher the chance of getting a gf.

[nimble arch]

expiriment idk

[vagrant obsidian]

But I guess some people go about it different

[cobalt oxide]

People have fun all kinds of way and you have yo be open to that to understand Ms.Jackson

[exotic coyote]

so it's worth it? idrc abt costs, I think it don't matter, but I'm just tryna get into a better college other than UT or stanford

[nimble arch]

thrill of the hunted

[covert dagger]

💔 i get that

[covert dagger]

which is true

thats why im trying to get CM in four years

[zinc prairie]

Magnus has a wife now.

[vagrant obsidian]

What if I come to their house and beat them in person? Will they finally understand their mistake and become better.

[covert dagger]

maybe ill finally get a girlfriend once im 2200 FIDE

[nimble arch]

for two years? only if you get a better education. Being in a good school doesnt automatically put you higher in the college searches- the benifet exists but you actually need to make a difference there

[magic shard]

bros crine

[cobalt oxide]

Most likely most likely

[vagrant obsidian]

Just saying a lot of top chess players have wives.

[latent crystal]

What about Michael Jackson?

[gusty dock]

Hello guys! I just start chess last week. Can have good tips to improve, im 200 elo

[magic shard]

2200 fide is negative aura

[covert dagger]

the ladies will all want me dor dont take that away from me

[zinc prairie]

As a retired GM, I encourage you to keep going. It took me 1 year to become a GM. I was IM in the past 50 years.

[hexed oriole]

no bro... the packets are being encrypted so you can't intercept them without keys. plus even if you somehow did it's guaranteed that cc used server side validation and will reject the packet immediately

[vagrant obsidian]

Is this larp

[exotic coyote]

but like the school I go to rn is actually tash, like a 50/100 on almost every websites + only like 1 or 2 ppl go to good colleges every year. But I feel like it won't be worth going to a sweaty ass school just to drop my gpa by a lot

[nimble arch]

the college rates from what ive observed from some schools is a slim increase for some further ones (2-4% higher acceptance on average- isnt bad tho, for 50-70% acceptance schools)
and for more local [so statewide] schools it could be up to 10% or higher which actually does make a difference

[forest oyster]

I do think the ladies might see you as an intellectual

[magic shard]

go for higher

[latent crystal]

Clara Oswald!

[covert dagger]

the ladies do already

[zinc prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rain-batman-sa-ar71Hyi0ZKejXzMoNs

[nimble arch]

then thats a issue.

[exotic coyote]

ohhh only http packets are interceptable/manipulatable?

[solar leaf]

im gay @exotic coyote

[cobalt oxide]

Im not to sure i know a Clara

[covert dagger]

i am, CM is just my semi-short term goal

[exotic coyote]

👍

[kindred crypt]

Does anybody know what exactly makes a move brilliant?

[nimble arch]

unity im sure you know the status of the highschool pixel has gone to

[paper goblet]

a challenge puzzle

[latent crystal]

Come master?

[paper goblet]

chicken master actually

[solar leaf]

dont listen to him dont go higher than CM cuz that's the point where it goes from being impressive to being loserish and waste of time bro

[latent crystal]

Chicken jockey!

[solar leaf]

unless u become supergm u wasted ur time

[latent crystal]

Bishop jockey!

[kindred crypt]

I'm literally crying I can't believe my account got closed

[exotic coyote]

isn't it top 10 sweaty private school

[vagrant obsidian]

A sacrifice that leads to an exchange in which you have more material after?

Correct me if I'm wrong someone

[zinc prairie]

No way

[magic shard]

hi crine

[zinc prairie]

LMAO

[nimble arch]

it wasnt the one you seen before but its pretty high up there

[covert dagger]

im trying to get at least IM in like 10 years

GM in 15 hopefully

[cobalt oxide]

Remind me what's this guy is guilty of

[magic shard]

2000 rapid first 💀

[nimble arch]

like we got a good dining hall

[vagrant obsidian]

Is this how long this stuff takes brother

Holy

[latent crystal]

Definitely doable

[paper goblet]

s o l v e

[covert dagger]

brother i said 4 years

[nimble arch]

btw harder school = greater course rigor sometimes

[forest oyster]

I mean if you think about it

everything is a waste of a time

[latent crystal]

WHOA WHOA, YOU SAID THE R WORD

[covert dagger]

nah, shorter, youngest super gm is erdogmus at 14 years old

[exotic coyote]

I already finished like most of my math course in here, except calc bc/ab and stats

[solar leaf]

bro gonna waste his life, FM is like max then after that unless ur supergm u got wasted life like big man paul morphy said

The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.

[magic shard]

nah like grind 2000 rapid bro

[solar leaf]

atheist detected

[kindred crypt]

Or leads to a forced checkmate?

[magic shard]

you gotta do it soon

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/tE2wSqWaBTQ.gif

[nimble arch]

dont take stats, calc is more important for credits (also ngl jsut generally the most applicable math ngl)

[covert dagger]

except for my daily milky interactions 🥰

[nimble arch]

I said ngl twice there because it really is important

[covert dagger]

yeah ik ive just been stressed and struggling with life

[forest oyster]

no im agnostic

[exotic coyote]

ig ig, my math teacher said only take it if there's genuinly nothing else to take cuz it's easy asl and i probs won't even need it

[vagrant obsidian]

Yeah isn't his chess potential being talked about a lot right now? His games are gonna be pretty cool to see

[nimble arch]

like if you take ap physics calc is ognna be really helpful

[vagrant obsidian]

Yeah

[solar leaf]

christopher hitchens and richard dawkins said that's the same thing and they right bruh

[magic shard]

hopefully everything goes well

[nimble arch]

dms

[exotic coyote]

aight

[solar leaf]

im gay

[latent crystal]

He definitely could become number 1 some day lol

[latent crystal]

No one cares!!!

[solar leaf]

are we talking about me again

[latent crystal]

But that's great!

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/pwdTydD8Vzy.gif

[latent crystal]

No!!!

[forest oyster]

aw gee

i like our interactions too kermi

[vagrant obsidian]

If you believe in yourself enough to the point of delusion maybe it'll eventually become real.

[covert dagger]

eh its not lookin so hot dor chan

[forest oyster]

who and why should I know who they are

[covert dagger]

aw geeeeee

[solar leaf]

i hope chess.com doesnt ban my cc account for the 9th time

[vagrant obsidian]

How you keep getting banned

[forest oyster]

it would be so funny if your account is banned again

[solar leaf]

philosophers 🤓 ☝️

[solar leaf]

they mistakenly misevaluated my aura

[vagrant obsidian]

Popular for thinking I'm dead

[magic shard]

dang that's unfortunate
I guess I just wish you the best then

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/bWmgA.gif

[forest oyster]

chat do you think this guy is cheating

[zinc prairie]

This is a very inclusive server. I hope you have fun here. Just keep things respectful and appropriate.

[solar leaf]

this my fvourite philosopher ^

[forest oyster]

you get your philosophies from 4chan?

Damn

[solar leaf]

they just dont understand my aura it's different

[vagrant obsidian]

He would never

I know him personally

[solar leaf]

8chan better

[covert dagger]

thanks, dw ill get the grind going soon, i cant put off chess for that long

[solar leaf]

i can vouch for this he knows me irl

im vouching for myself

https://tenor.com/view/four-seasons-orlando-conscious-baby-baby-tiktok-tiktok-baby-gif-12888121251413983730

[vagrant obsidian]

I don't know you brother but I hope you get everything you wish for. Unless it's something psychotic.

Cheers

[solar leaf]

i want to invade papua new guinea on july the 8th 2050

[covert dagger]

thanks jackson ❤️

[forest oyster]

Apparently not getting enough sleep severely affects performance

very annoying indeed

[magic shard]

take the chess grind at a pace that's right for you

[covert dagger]

i hung my queen 6 times in a day after not sleeping

[solar leaf]

im employee of 123 movies

[covert dagger]

i dont really have anything in my life i find enjoyable anymore aside from chess so the grind will continue no matter what

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kitten-fighting-1

[solar leaf]

me every game

kermit did i beat you in game we played or no

[covert dagger]

we played once 😭

[solar leaf]

did i flex my alphamale muscles on you

[covert dagger]

it was only that one really goofy game

[solar leaf]

prolly i imagine god im holy

[magic shard]

alright good luck

[solar leaf]

my ego is in line with reality

[covert dagger]

we both got like low 70s accuracy so id say we both sucked

[night river]

guys

[solar leaf]

a 69?

[night river]

please tell me its g4

[solar leaf]

W

probably

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> trumpownsgreenlandandgaza

This is the Chess.com profile of trumpownsgreenlandandgaza. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100
Blitz: 100 (274 peak)
Bullet: 100 (192 peak)

[covert dagger]

Rh6 no

[solar leaf]

im 100 elo my opinion is infallible

[rare carbon]

Hi kermit .. good morning

[solar leaf]

its g4

[night river]

what , its a hanging rook no ?

[rare carbon]

Hi dor good morning

[forest oyster]

happened to me too

[covert dagger]

no im just kidding 😭 its g4

[vernal reef]

Hi guys

[covert dagger]

hi dottore? i dont think ive talked to you before but ive definitely seen you around

[night river]

its wrong

[covert dagger]

whaaa

[night river]

best run so far ended in lvl 43

[covert dagger]

Rge6?

[night river]

[vernal reef]

HI GUYS!!!

[covert dagger]

wsa that the answer

[night river]

lemme check

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/ليو-gif-17143507593414358096

[covert dagger]

HI SUN MEOWZU

[night river]

no way

[vernal reef]

HI KERMIT THE FROG

[night river]

no fkn way

[solar leaf]

what

[night river]

its Rxe7

[solar leaf]

you got a probably lil boy

i saw that

[night river]

i saw the other way

Rxg7

[solar leaf]

oh Rxe7 Kxe7 Rxg7

[covert dagger]

That’s so easy

I think we’re just dumb

[solar leaf]

even i saw it and im 100 elo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> trumpownsgreenlandandgaza

This is the Chess.com profile of trumpownsgreenlandandgaza. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100
Blitz: 100 (274 peak)
Bullet: 100 (192 peak)

[night river]

hm

[solar leaf]

ur just bad

[covert dagger]

He’s 2000

[solar leaf]

quit the game ur bad im 100 elo

[night river]

L pfp but accurante lol

[night river]

im 750 and im back after 3 years lol

[solar leaf]

im 100 after 10 years

[vernal reef]

What about Rxe7, Kxe7, Rxg7?

[night river]

its over i lost

[cold birch]

guys we need sindarov vs the world

[rain sapphire]

I didnt find it right away either 🥲

[covert dagger]

Welcome back

[solar leaf]

bro got joe biden reaction speed

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yasine msekni (raigo_kun)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: yasine msekni (raigo_kun)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 818 (975 peak)
Blitz: 618 (666 peak)
Bullet: 338 (peak)

[vernal reef]

Am I wrong?

[rain sapphire]

My favorite chess player is stockfish

[vernal reef]

Excuse me, I joined this chat late

[night river]

yeah thats the one

[solar leaf]

had to take ur dementia pills?

[night river]

Based

[solar leaf]

https://tenor.com/luAIsaGowfz.gif

[hollow fractal]

FAHH

[night river]

WHAT IS THAT

[cobalt oxide]

Rem and Ram

[night river]

WHAT THE F

[nimble arch]

30 min

[night river]

Geth and Gath

[vernal reef]

Random npc begging for attention 👆 🥹

[solar leaf]

im 100 elo

[night river]

stfu both of you

i want a 1v1

[hot elm]

i love this guy

[solar leaf]

1v1 me im 100 elo ill lose

[hollow fractal]

So pushing pawns and blocking a segment of a chessboard is called closing the position?

[night river]

just to recap

[night river]

love your pfp

[solar leaf]

play me do it

[vernal reef]

what are your ratings?

[hot elm]

thank u bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> trumpownsgreenlandandgaza

This is the Chess.com profile of trumpownsgreenlandandgaza. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100
Blitz: 100 (274 peak)
Bullet: 100 (192 peak)

[night river]

alr mentionned in my username

[craggy ermine]

guys im panicking a bit because of school

[solar leaf]

gay boy is back hi oswald

[night river]

wait wait

[cobalt oxide]

That pfp
So saddening

[night river]

where are you from ?

[vernal reef]

I see

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mithl0nd

This is the Chess.com profile of mithl0nd. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 906 (peak)

[solar leaf]

holy land

[cobalt oxide]

Also I was already here

[night river]

where ?

[solar leaf]

israel on top W big aura

[vernal reef]

Noobs

[night river]

idk i think this guy is trolling but i cant prove it

[solar leaf]

play me in chess ame

[nocturne plover]

Yo

[night river]

aint playing with a big yahu fan

[solar leaf]

anyone wanna play im not toxic usually

[nocturne plover]

You're a little too low rated

[solar leaf]

superyahu is big aura tho

[rare carbon]

We havw talked before multiple times 💔

[vernal reef]

2062 here btw

[night river]

tel aviv impressed

[rare carbon]

You forgot me 💔

[solar leaf]

what rating are you

[nocturne plover]

So an intermediate

[nocturne plover]

2300

[night river]

big yahu fan

[solar leaf]

ur too low rated for me

[night river]

i sent you

[solar leaf]

superyahu 💪

[rare carbon]

@nocturne plover scandi or petroff?

[vernal reef]

I just entered advanced

[nocturne plover]

Petroff ofc scandi is shi

[robust furnace]

Yo I just came back from cc and I found that I have diamond and I saw this what does it mean bro

[nocturne plover]

2000 ain't advanced bro

[vernal reef]

which format?

[solar leaf]

send again

[night river]

wanna play ?

[nocturne plover]

Rapid

[nocturne plover]

Na

[robust furnace]

Why did somebody gifted me free diamond 😭

[vernal reef]

it ain't 2000, it's 2062

[night river]

why ?

[vernal reef]

10 min?

[nocturne plover]

Same thing 2400+ is advanced

[solar leaf]

send challenge @night river

[robust furnace]

Yo who's Matthew-Oji

[rare carbon]

I atteneded chess communitt meetup of my city fof first time.. both top 2 pkayers were scandi playera including 2000 fide

[nocturne plover]

Ye

[solar leaf]

scared lil bro

[rain sapphire]

Double it and give it to me

[robust furnace]

Who's Matthew-Oji

[vernal reef]

I play 30 min

[rain sapphire]

Idk

[solar leaf]

2700+ is beginner

[night river]

sent

[nocturne plover]

I mean they're shi ig you don't see scandi in master level do you

[rare carbon]

Hmm

[covert dagger]

WAIT WHAT NO IM SORRY

[zinc prairie]

Is this him? https://ratings.fide.com/profile/8514097

[rare carbon]

Well i dont see petroff french and caro cant etc at master level either

[nocturne plover]

Why not just try to improve instead of this shi

[robust furnace]

Why did a cc staff give me free diamond 😭

[rare carbon]

Its okay i still love you

[robust furnace]

I'm so confused this guy gave me free diamond

[nimble arch]

chess.com calls it that, why does anyone care tho

[rare carbon]

Yo pixie!!

[vernal reef]

@nocturne plover how long have you been playing?

[nimble arch]

cool

[nocturne plover]

2 years

[nimble arch]

Im pixel but hello

[rain sapphire]

Guess hes just a nice guy

[nocturne plover]

Hmm wanna run a match bro?

[vernal reef]

Oh cool, did you study books ?

[rare carbon]

Common on.. cant your homie call you with friendly neighbourhood nickname?

[robust furnace]

Out of hundreds of millions of people in chess.com he chose me

[nimble arch]

im not interested in playing rn

[robust furnace]

I don't even know him gng 💔

[nocturne plover]

Na bro no books no openings just play with principles and logic bro that's enough till 2300 atleast

[rare carbon]

"When pixel plays stockfish takss notes"

[covert dagger]

Ohhh wait I think i just joined some conversations while incredibly sleepy

[vernal reef]

I see

[covert dagger]

I love you too dottore

[mystic acorn]

nice game again

[rare carbon]

Lol .. anyway i am starting petroff from today

[nocturne plover]

Nice but not good enough

[rain sapphire]

Bud take a break 😭

[covert dagger]

Mmmm nice

[nocturne plover]

Why not Nc6 bro

[hollow fractal]

@nocturne plover can you do me 1 favour?

[robust furnace]

Chat I think I'm cooked, I went from 1800 performance rating in 10 matches to 1400 in 10 matches now 1000 in 10 matches

[rare carbon]

@covert dagger how come you are not in chess heaven?

[nocturne plover]

Ye tell me

[covert dagger]

Is this a chess pickup line, if so go on

[rare carbon]

It leads to gambits and enemy comfort zone and millions of theory

[nimble arch]

enough but possibly not as effective

[nocturne plover]

Not really I've been playing that with 0 theory and have defeated multiple titled players man.
You just gotta play principled chess

[nimble arch]

nc6 is fine too btw I used to play it its fine

[rare carbon]

No its not ... i am literally asking how coke a goated guy like you isnt in goated server (pixrl chess)

[covert dagger]

What server

[mystic acorn]

help

[hollow fractal]

So there's this dude named idk smth weird and I lost a rated game to him and he had some anime character pfp I ain't letting that slide so I messaged him and now I saw he sent me friend request and I want to beat the hell outa him can you train me for like a day or 2 for this?

[nimble arch]

ok so like the problem is when you advertise my server to everyone then bad people start puring in and then I have to do another redirection sheme

[mystic acorn]

im gonna lose ive never seen this before

[rare carbon]

Letd just say i wanna be different lol

[nimble arch]

so choose invites wisley

kermit is chill tho

[covert dagger]

Luv ya too pixie

[night river]

holy shee

[rare carbon]

Nah .. i went through your whole reppertoire yesterday trying to memorize ideas and all .. also nc6 is super common

[nimble arch]

still pixel

[night river]

i really need to go sleep lol

[hollow vessel]

just play d5

[solar leaf]

gg u had Rxf8 @night river

[nocturne plover]

I don't coach without money sorry dude. Life is already very busy and I don't have time for coaching for free

[solar leaf]

i was losing L

[night river]

i know i know

[rare carbon]

Bro 99% of pepple i invited are all goated people

[robust furnace]

What happens if somebody has stockfish integrated in their brain biologically (not metal full on meat stockfish) that automatically updates to the latest version (the guy is just an ordinary guy)

[hollow vessel]

pretty much each of whites e4 e5 gambits is neutralized by a timely d5 break

[solar leaf]

my aura almost got tainted

[hollow fractal]

Ok np tysm for your time

[night river]

XD

[hollow vessel]

theres no theory to it, just understanding

[robust furnace]

My imagination during showers:

[solar leaf]

my real elo is 2000 btw @night river

[rain sapphire]

I agree with dottore. E4 e5 traps are mainly why i play sicilian insteaf

[night river]

i knew that i really need to sleep lol

[nocturne plover]

Ok even for petroff you def need to clear the basics of principles before studying theory

[night river]

i know youre trolling lmao

[robust furnace]

@nocturne plover yo, give me some chess rules you always follow

[solar leaf]

i actually blundered a piece tho cuz im kinda on a tilt rn

[nimble arch]

petrov without theory is doable, if you do learn you could also jsut learn vs gambits

[night river]

i played so bad but we need to play sometime when i feel good

[robust furnace]

During matches

[nimble arch]

also that wasnt meant to be directed towards u

[rare carbon]

My track record is very good@nimble arch

I only invite chill goated people.. i even threatens them in dm befoee invitijg about being troller/ragebaiter etc

[feral marsh]

hi

[nimble arch]

but whatever you get the reply

[night river]

yeah me too its 4 am and didnt sleep for 2 days

[nocturne plover]

Ye what I meant is with or without theory you should get the basic principles right first

[mystic acorn]

is it normal to exchange queens like 7/8 moves into the game? @rain sapphire

[nocturne plover]

Opening principles?

[nimble arch]

yeah it wasnt meant to be directed towards you

[rare carbon]

Pixel chess.. come dm

[rain sapphire]

Yes. Depends on the opening but it can be normal

[nimble arch]

theory is always helpful

but its never needed

[rain sapphire]

In queens gambit declined we see it often

[nimble arch]

personally I find theory quite interesting so ill learn it even if it isnt very helpful because its cool to me

[nocturne plover]

Yep just for the time advantage and a mental edge when your opponent is out of prep snd you are not

[hollow vessel]

wait what queen trades in qgd

[rare carbon]

Nah

[rain sapphire]

Some Qg6 lines

[hollow vessel]

why not bro 😕

[rain sapphire]

Sorry Qg3 then Qg6

[rare carbon]

Scandi

[rain sapphire]

And they trade after a move

[hollow vessel]

i mean against e4 e5 gambits

[feral marsh]

who wants to play

[hollow vessel]

play the d5 break

[feral marsh]

iam bad ngl

[rare carbon]

I will try my best.. i remember taking few paid chess lessons from you

[rain sapphire]

Same

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/check-yourself

[nocturne plover]

Not everywhere but many places
Nf6 e5 d5 us very common that should be noted.
And ye danish and scotch and ponziani everything you can deal with a good d5

[nocturne plover]

I didn't give paid lessons to you bro😭It was free lessons

[hollow vessel]

and kg and fried liver and goring etc etc

[rare carbon]

Yuri told me he paid for it 😭

[nocturne plover]

Nah schallopp for KG sny day. Fried liver ye

[mystic acorn]

gonna die man had a +5 only got a +3 rn

[nocturne plover]

No he didnt

[rare carbon]

Lmao

[hollow vessel]

doesnt matter, youre better against kg anyway

[glass tartan]

fried liver and beer

[rain sapphire]

You mean e4 e5 f4 d5?

[nocturne plover]

Ye theres 2 systems I like against KG one is schallopp other is g5 and then d5

[nocturne plover]

That's the falkbeer

[hollow vessel]

i had a game the other day go e4 e5 f4 exf bc4 f5 exf qh5+ kf1 f3 Nxf3 Qxc4+ guy resigned

[hollow vessel]

yeah thats a good line. also stuff like e4 e5 f4 exf nf3 g5 h4 d5

[nocturne plover]

What's f5 I prefer Nc6

[dawn kayak]

Hop off for the day

[hollow vessel]

some gambit

it’s objectively ehh but nbd plays the critical move qe2

[nocturne plover]

Who plays Nxf3😭

[hollow vessel]

someone in CORRESPONDENCE against me 😭 😭

bro had 3 days to not hang that bishop

[rain sapphire]

Isnt Bc4 objectively bad?

[nocturne plover]

Qe2 is a move to remember that's also the mein line in the schallopp.
e4 e5, f4 ex, Nf3 Nf6, e5 Nh5, d4 d6, Qe2 and there's some theory the most critical line is 20 moves long and leads to a better endgame for black

[nocturne plover]

Nope