💬〡chess-talk

[earnest olive]

start a game in your browser and run the script and it will recognise it

[pastel yew]

dang nobody forked any pieces with blind chess

[minor arrow]

just found out i play better in bullet than in blitz.

[deft shard]

Interesting. But what if the board is misadjusted

[earnest olive]

What do you mean

[deft shard]

Since we are using pixel coordinates

[subtle thicket]

We dominate chess.com

[deft shard]

To mimic moving the piece

[subtle thicket]

What’s your elo in both

[earnest olive]

you have to load the software before the game starts and then it tells you what your opponent played and then you type in the terminal what you want to play and it plays it on chess. com

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ruben Junior (rumblerjhumblee)

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Name: Ruben Junior (rumblerjhumblee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1309 (peak)
Blitz: 1307 (1332 peak)
Bullet: 1632 (1648 peak)

[deft shard]

Yeah but the way it actually moves pieces is based on pointer coordinates

[minor arrow]

504 bullet and 303 blitz, i’m really inconsistent tho

[deft shard]

So if the board isn't in the exact location it's supposed to be then it won't work no?

[subtle thicket]

You’ll get better how long u been playing

[deft shard]

Oh it's checking for the board location everytime

Nvm

[minor arrow]

on and off since 2023 but start playing again since mid march

[deft shard]

Niceee

[minor arrow]

that’s beyond my comprehension and it looks awesome

[earnest olive]

i think I changed some code since then as i had to disambiguate bxc5 and Bxc5 for example

[deft shard]

Hmmm

[earnest olive]

twas a simple fix

[topaz shoal]

Hi

[deft shard]

Hi

[earnest olive]

Hi

[topaz shoal]

Hi

[earnest olive]

Hi

[topaz shoal]

Hello

[earnest olive]

ima go make a spicy chicken sandwich and check my chess set order every 2 minutes even though it won't come for at least a week

[deft shard]

What chess set u orderin

[deft shard]

Nice!!

[onyx acorn]

Is there anyway to remove connection to my chess acc

[queen mesa]

chess

[onyx acorn]

I accidentally put my brother acc

[deft shard]

What's that

Is that some kind of cheese

[serene wadi]

No, it's a pie

Common misunderstanding

[deft shard]

Ohok

As long as it's edible.

[austere dirge]

Yoo Stephen curry

[queen mesa]

ur mother

[deft shard]

@ servermod

[austere dirge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[slim mortar]

Playing chess with fever Check out this #chess game: cluelesssardine vs MrValkire - https://www.chess.com/game/167737375318

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sippw

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1045 (peak)
Bullet: 600

[pulsar cave]

Im so bad at bullet 😭

Havent won a game

[hard bough]

take it slowly

[void tusk]

my calculating skills are bad. i have a hard time visualizing things in my head. what can i do to improve

[pulsar cave]

I definitely should but idk how

I play bullet like i have 5 seconds left

Then blunder everything

[hard bough]

no dont take advice from me u will throw every game im ass

[pulsar cave]

😭

[toxic willow]

[Event "WarBornSaga vs. Eatapotato101"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-04-23"]
[White "WarBornSaga"]
[Black "Eatapotato101"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1142"]
[BlackElo "1179"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "Eatapotato101 won by checkmate"]

1. d4 f5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. g3 g6 4. Bg2 Bg7 5. O-O O-O 6. c3 d6 7. Bg5 Qe8 8. Qc1
   Ne4 9. Bh6 Qf7 10. Nbd2 Bxh6 11. Qd1 Nc6 12. Nxe4 fxe4 13. Nd2 d5 14. Nb3 b6 15.
   e3 Bb7 16. a4 a5 17. Qg4 Bc8 18. Qe2 e6 19. Qd1 Bb7 20. h4 Ne7 21. Nd2 Nf5 22.
   c4 dxc4 23. Nxc4 Bg7 24. Ne5 Bxe5 25. dxe5 Rad8 26. Qc2 Ba6 27. Rfe1 Bd3 28. Qc3
   Ne7 29. Qxc7 Nd5 30. Qc6 Rc8 31. Qd6 Rc2 32. f4 exf3 33. Bh3 f2+ 34. Kh1 Qf3+
2. Bg2 fxe1=Q+ 36. Rxe1 Qxg2# 0-1

[merry bough]

I LOVE INCREMENT

[toxic willow]

first good game with the dutch

[merry bough]

3+2 up a piece with 15 seconds to play

[toxic willow]

Check out this #chess game: WarBornSaga vs Eatapotato101 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/167737642084

[frosty peak]

Hey! That seems to be a chess game. Hold on..

[toxic willow]

hera the actual game i sent it wrong the first time

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ruben Junior (rumblerjhumblee)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ruben Junior (rumblerjhumblee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1309 (peak)
Blitz: 1314 (1332 peak)
Bullet: 1632 (1648 peak)

[deft shard]

I only win by flagging

[toxic willow]

anyone who knows dutch well feel free to give me pointers, im very new too it

[merry bough]

opponent was rated 1708 i was rated 1505

[deft shard]

I never actually get winning positions

[abstract mirage]

Beta Testers Needed!!!

I built a chess website and I'm looking for beta testers!
I need:
At least 5 players rated between 500-900 rapid Elo on Chess.com
At least 5 players rated between 1500-2000 rapid Elo on Chess.com
All testers must have 1000+ games played on Chess.com
If you fit any of these and are interested, DM me and I'll add you to the beta tester group where I'll share all the details!

[merry bough]

im the exact opposite

[subtle thicket]

No excuses

[deft shard]

That's why I never play increment

Like

U ain't getting extra time hihihihi

Hihihihihihihi

[merry bough]

i swear i play 100 points better when i have increment

[deft shard]

Huhuhuhuhuhu

[merry bough]

maybe 200 points

[deft shard]

Hoihoihoi

[merry bough]

increment is honor

[deft shard]

hohohohohoho

[merry bough]

no dishonorable wins

[pulsar cave]

If i play increment i just forget i have increment and play like im about to flag

[merry bough]

ive missed too many wins against high rated players after running into time trouble

that win felt good

[deft shard]

Play rapid maybe

[merry bough]

even 15+0 i run into trouble

10+10 is way better for me

[austere dirge]

.

[deft shard]

Play it then

[abstract mirage]

Anyone want to try playing with ChatGPT bot and create your own bot? I need beta testers for it

[deft shard]

🐀

[austere dirge]

Bro chatgbt is basically definition of martin

[abstract mirage]

It will break the rules

[austere dirge]

It might be smart but spawn random pieces

[deft shard]

Don't disrespect my boi martin like that.

[merry bough]

throwback to when i offered a draw in this position but i was so salty, i mean look at this

[abstract mirage]

Definitely

[austere dirge]

Sorry man even if he has a family

[merry bough]

complete control of the only open file, zero weaknesses, but no way to make progress

[deft shard]

You should have done some pawn breaks

[zealous marsh]

I would have played Qf1 and aim for a bishop sac on b5

[merry bough]

don't think that works tho

[zealous marsh]

It's complex, and I like that.

Doesn't need to be sound to make progress

[merry bough]

opponent was way higher rated hell no

[eternal temple]

Cool move

[pulsar cave]

I dont see it 😔

[naive pilot]

100 points in a dayyyy

[eternal temple]

Its a fancy trade

[pulsar cave]

Fair enough

[eternal temple]

bishop captures on c6, Queen captures queen on c5 pawn recaptures then finally bishop captures bishop on c6

[pulsar cave]

Ohhhh right

Why is that a brilliant tho 😭

[eternal temple]

Top engine move and its a temporary sacrifice of material

[pulsar cave]

Yeah but only +0.15

[eternal temple]

Its okay I got out played in the ending

[pulsar cave]

😭 😭 😭

Happens

[eternal temple]

960 game too so yk ts is buns

[mystic acorn]

oh so chess can very much be tilting

[eternal temple]

Yes I genuinely have to take breaks

[uneven yew]

going to a chess tournament for the first time in a while

[merry bough]

that was my first big win against a higher rated opponent not playing utter garbage in the opening

[uneven yew]

i played in open rated ones and got my ass kicked so U700 for me

[merry bough]

or just not showing up

[candid merlin]

bros playing magnus

[covert dagger]

Bro is literally Fischer e pawn talking smack about Fischer random

[merry bough]

don't be like my friend and get anyone in high school banned from U700 tournaments

[eternal temple]

Nah i mean the game quality was cheeks

[candid merlin]

we ALL love Fischer random

[uneven yew]

but in the time between tournaments i went from 930 to 1280 soooo

[uneven yew]

what did your friend do 🙏

[candid merlin]

guys triple t escaped then got shot to Denver 😭😭

[merry bough]

obliterated a bunch of 8 year olds in all of the rounds because he was like 1500

[uneven yew]

did they not check if he was actually U700 😭

[merry bough]

he was unrated, no rated USCF games before, but lots of games online

[queen mesa]

yo whats up chatty chat

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[reef pasture]

just had my first brilliant move guys :D

[uneven yew]

why'd he have to go U700? and why'd the tourney ban highschoolers?

i mean if he knew he was better than them, it'd be sandbagging i think.

[eternal temple]

700 elo uscf = 2500 fide right?

[merry bough]

because he didn't have a rating and was trying to get a rating

[high harness]

Double brilliant, maybe I’m no longer washed

[uneven yew]

oh. still weird that the tournament banned all hs students tho

have the kids tried not being bad

[silver ibex]

chess

[merry bough]

they eventually walked it back tho

[merry bough]

October 2019, November 2019

[merry bough]

October 2023

[uneven yew]

alr alr

[flint hemlock]

guys did analysis menu get changed

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grimeap

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 572 (951 peak)
Blitz: 437 (753 peak)
Bullet: 572 (865 peak)

[uneven yew]

yes, most of the site changed i think

[merry bough]

took them 4 years, although because of COVID that was a total of 12 monthly tournaments where high schoolers were banned from U700

[boreal elm]

Ohh im intermediatee

[boreal elm]

Ohh that flip phone thingy?

[merry bough]

?

[boreal elm]

Samsung U700

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zonai_swirl

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1029 (1045 peak)
Blitz: 564 (582 peak)
Bullet: 533 (551 peak)

[uneven yew]

ewww

old pfp

[neat roost]

In bullet

[boreal elm]

Isnt that a contradiction to your profile tho

[uneven yew]

i left this server because like 3 months ago i ragequit competitive chess, and then i came back, and thats what my acc was when i left

https://www.chess.com/member/chessplayer_2k/stats/rapid?days=90

[boreal elm]

Competitive chess is boringgg

[uneven yew]

i like it

[hazy cargo]

boring..?

[uneven yew]

anyway im going to this chess academy thing held by basseem amin (2700 egyptian/african champ) in egypt

if you couldnt tell im egyptian

[hazy cargo]

wdym by boring

[deft shard]

It's official

[boreal elm]

Well for me its boring since i like math more

[deft shard]

Miku beats magnus carlsen

[hazy cargo]

2 completely dif things but aight

[uneven yew]

well, bots are better than humans...

[hazy cargo]

if its boring to you, you dont gotta play

[uneven yew]

some ppl like online chess more

[hazy cargo]

online chess is "competitive"

[boreal elm]

I could predict the next move but theres to much peices and variable at once to analyze in a short amount of time so it got boring

[uneven yew]

i think they meant official USCF/FIDE/local federation chess

[boreal elm]

Ehhhhhh

[hazy cargo]

if it wasnt youd be 2000

[boreal elm]

Its more like a casual play rather actual competitive

[hazy cargo]

then play classical

plenty of time for you to think

[uneven yew]

theres more than competitive blitz yk

[hazy cargo]

yea?

[uneven yew]

theres 90 min, 60min, my favorite 25|5

[uneven yew]

im talking to them

[hazy cargo]

them?

[uneven yew]

Wag

[hazy cargo]

oh mb

[uneven yew]

nah u good

[hazy cargo]

its competitive

u dont know what ppl will do for elo

i mean not as competitive as otb ofc but still

[dreamy harbor]

is there a looking for games channel?

[hazy cargo]

dont think so

[uneven yew]

lets be fr, i did not deserve this game: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/167738183240/review?flip=true&move=53

[frosty peak]

pukhtun67 (1264) vs. ChessPlayer_2k (1281)

Move List

1. [e4] e6 2. c3 d5 3. e5 f6 4. d4 Nc6 5. Nf3 b6 6. Bb5 Bb7 7. Bxc6+ Bxc6 8. O-O Qd7 9. Nbd2 O-O-O 10. a4 h5 11. b4 b5 12. axb5 Bxb5 13. Re1 Bxb4 14. cxb4 h4 15. h3 g5 16. Nh2 f5 17. Rxa7 g4 18. hxg4 fxg4 19. Qxg4 Ne7 20. Qd1 Rdg8 21. g3 hxg3 22. fxg3 Rxg3+ 23. Kf2 Nf5 24. Rh1 Qg7 25. Ra8+ Kb7 26. Rxh8 Rg2+ 27. Ke1 Qg3# 

[boreal elm]

Compared to a chess player my though proccess is completely different and slower since im more focused on one variable than multiple variable at once

[hazy cargo]

wdym

one piece at a time?

[boreal elm]

I could play those 1 hour chess games

[merry bough]

okay that's my first win from opponent blundering in time trouble in a long time

[hazy cargo]

yea thats good

[merry bough]

im not counting the game where cheater ran out of time

[hazy cargo]

also @uneven yew what was b5 for

thats jst opening up ur position for ur opponent

[hazy cargo]

rlly cheaters at 1500?

wow thats suprising

[merry bough]

cheater was at 1200

[uneven yew]

well the bishop blunder was a mouse slip, and also i didnt think through a plan other than pawn storm and pawn storm fast, so i kind of paid very little attention to that end of the board, but it doesnt matter

[hazy cargo]

yo what 😭

[merry bough]

there are two types of cheaters

[uneven yew]

i kind of js gained consciousness at the end of the game and checkmated him

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-in-a-box-3

[merry bough]

those that create a new account so they can cheat and those that start cheating when they aren't doing so well

[hazy cargo]

both cheaters

[merry bough]

yeah

[hazy cargo]

idk why ppl do it

[tawdry patio]

Wanna play?

[merry bough]

those that start cheating after losing too much are a lot easier to tell

[merry bough]

im burned out from that last game

[hazy cargo]

jst take a break

if ur tilting take a break, its pretty hard but better than losing more

[tawdry patio]

[uneven yew]

take a break +do puzzles, or js go do something else. got me 280 elo

[merry bough]

bruh i literally won

[uneven yew]

2 games down = 2 hrs away from playing

[hazy cargo]

notchu, talkin abt ppl who tilt in general

[mystic acorn]

i tilt even when i win

[merry bough]

yeah, that's why people cheat

[merry bough]

they get tilted and then say "Oh, I deserve [X] rating, I'll just cheat until I get back to where I was earlier"

[mystic acorn]

valid

[hazy cargo]

for a good 4 months i was flatlining and only gained 30 elo

[rigid meteor]

quite curious about why Hikaru Nakamura is from Ohayo

[merry bough]

my rating is still going up

idk how long it can keep doing this

but i played on sparkchess for so long my ratings on other sites are probably lower than they should be

[floral merlin]

Anyone wanna play somme chess

[hazy cargo]

hes japanese

[rigid meteor]

yeaik

[uneven yew]

about a month ago i became mentally aware

[rain sapphire]

Took me like more than a year to break from that elo aswell

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-wanna-think-too-much-gif-19622217

Genius

[hazy cargo]

alsooo, still lookin for a chess study buddy or whatever u wanna call it

i need motivation yk

[timid notch]

lol ur flat line where im at rn

[rigid meteor]

SO various FPL

[uneven yew]

this is what i think goes through a GMs head when playing a classical or even blitz game, only here hes showingit to his audience, explaininghis thinking ig

why is my space key broken

[rare steeple]

i cant get past 400 elo

[rigid meteor]

yeah GM best and geniuses

[hazy cargo]

drink water every 2 sec otb to scare ur opp

what i do btw

[rain sapphire]

I did that but with coffee. Unfortunately lost to a kid

[uneven yew]

when looking for a move, always try to think of your reasoning, what they could respond with, and if it blunders anything. bring a checklist if you have too

[autumn summit]

Can someone give me tips to reach 1000 elo

[timid notch]

What mode

[hazy cargo]

finna put my hand 1cm from a piece and then jst slick back my hair

[hazy cargo]

blitz

[timid notch]

Nice I play rapid

[limber crow]

Teach me chess tomorrow plz

[hazy cargo]

man these kids r scary af

one of them was lit staring into my soul the entire time

[limber crow]

Keep it halal

[uneven yew]

intimidation factor

[limber crow]

Can someone teach me chess

[hazy cargo]

didnt work tho, i won

[limber crow]

How to get out of 850 elo

[uneven yew]

you got cash?

jk im not smart enough

[hazy cargo]

i need a chess study buddy

[limber crow]

No money and not good sar

[hazy cargo]

someone whos higher elo

or close enough at least

[limber crow]

Help me

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/papich-chess

[uneven yew]

try to guess where im from (difficulty: impossible)

[limber crow]

I won people win 1063 then I lose from Spanish 1100 with 85 accuracy how can he play so good and be so low elo

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/your-move-now-anya-taylor-joy-beth-harmon-the-queens-gambit-staring-gif-20433143

[limber crow]

He cooked me help

[rigid meteor]

QUeen Gambit

GOOD

[uneven yew]

i dont understand anything your saying

[limber crow]

Why hooligan

[raw smelt]

uhh.. uhh... america? syria? saudi arabia? algeria?? it's too hard, i can't guess!!!

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-dancing-cat-excited-excited-cat-yay-cat-gif-12879238417633096553

[limber crow]

1100 cooked me

[uneven yew]

because im an egyptian hooligan

[limber crow]

Hahahah

[uneven yew]

uhhh.... examine what you could lose/gain from a move prior to it

[limber crow]

He plaid like 1500 😭

[rigid meteor]

My nmae is Benjamin Dovah

[limber crow]

I'm crying like a baby boy

Hahaha

[raw smelt]

should i learn tactics? someone told me i blundered them a lot

[limber crow]

Nietaniahu?

What blunder tactics I don't under

[serene wadi]

I think accuracy % is not that great of a determiner

[craggy ermine]

hiii

[raw smelt]

i mean falling for tactics like forks, skewers, discovered attacks

[limber crow]

Yess

[rigid meteor]

well watanabe is a ZEN fold

[cobalt oxide]

lichess has a learn section in it you could look at

[raw smelt]

oh, thank you

[limber crow]

Hi

[craggy ermine]

how is everyone

[limber crow]

Zaily is a Ninja

[raw smelt]

good

[limber crow]

Bad sleep u

[limber crow]

Hahaha

[limber crow]

How

He plaid good I was like my brain is fried

[rigid meteor]

Zailynfps is pro player I think

[limber crow]

@steady moon

He try to be ninja towards me

It's briliant

[wraith spindle]

Why did they just change the daily game interface so now, after you make a move, it takes you away from the game, forcing you to go back if you want to make conditional moves or something?

[covert dagger]

O. S. W. A. L. D.

[limber crow]

I did draw a arnd 1500 in the past but now couldnt win 1100 what's happening with my brain help me doctors of ches

[serene wadi]

Is Ninja a good or bad thing

[rigid meteor]

Gy\uys am Pro?

[serene wadi]

I see that emoji being used a lot

[rigid meteor]

Pro Pro?

[limber crow]

Good

[serene wadi]

Nice

[cobalt oxide]

hello madam

[limber crow]

Then I don't know

[honest oar]

wasn't the actual chess they're playing bad but the narrative was good?

[limber crow]

I don't know why they use it in my view it's cool

[honest oar]

it's a way to indirectly say the n word

[limber crow]

Pls help

[honest oar]

"Ninja" "N---a"

[serene wadi]

I'm aware

[limber crow]

I gotta be a future grandmaster

[serene wadi]

seemed to have a context specific use in here

[covert dagger]

OZZY

[limber crow]

Maybe the jews are after the ninjas

[honest oar]

no i think that the one guy using it a bunch is just a weirdo

[covert dagger]

oh hey trash!

[rigid meteor]

yes i think so

[serene wadi]

Best chess plot is in the mentalist Patrick Jane is my 🥰

[honest oar]

not as weird as this tho

[limber crow]

Zaily tried to escape them

[serene wadi]

Honestly that checks out

[cobalt oxide]

how are you handling your L?

[honest oar]

gamer

[limber crow]

Suii

[west cobalt]

anybody want to play rapid

[honest oar]

what?

[covert dagger]

I played so buns Oswald 😭

[limber crow]

Today I did briliant by mistake but the found the sequence does that count

[covert dagger]

Oswald please teach me your ways

Oh blessèd being

[rigid meteor]

my various greasy felps

[limber crow]

I ment the 7g

[serene wadi]

I'm up to mid 600s now
+100 shift in last few days

[cobalt oxide]

you dont got to grovel bro

[tawdry patio]

anyone above 1500 here?

[covert dagger]

GROB

[limber crow]

My future self?

[covert dagger]

Me n Oswald

[tawdry patio]

wanna play rapid?

[covert dagger]

Naur

[cobalt oxide]

i corrected myself first so ha

[tawdry patio]

why

[covert dagger]

No I thought you made a reference to the niche chess opening the grob

[tawdry patio]

wanna play rapid?

[cobalt oxide]

sure why not

[rigid meteor]

Guys am 200 elo am best ahhhahah IM PRO

[limber crow]

Lee? Chinese student of ding liren?

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/enanan-bruh-ena-proseka-ena-pjsk-shinonome-ena-ena-bruh-gif-10642381053005504701

[craggy ermine]

i suck at chess

[covert dagger]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-shut-up-nerd

[indigo knoll]

most people do

[limber crow]

How

[covert dagger]

You get better soon 🔥

[craggy ermine]

i can’t checkmate and i don’t know openings

[limber crow]

I know the 2 moves of caro kan then I closey eyes open and I play haha

[rain sigil]

Can someone help me raise my elow I just started and ime a 146

[limber crow]

Or was

[covert dagger]

Okay not being able to checkmate is a pretty important part of the game

[raw smelt]

so uh, i tried it and it didn't really have anything besides basic protection and whatnot (still helpful)

but it looked pretty cheap

[cobalt oxide]

says the person who unnecassarily answered their question

[limber crow]

Zaily is sigma

[covert dagger]

Oswalddd!!

[cobalt oxide]

thats my nmae

[rain sigil]

Can someone help please

[cobalt oxide]

name lmao

[raw smelt]

oh, there it is

[covert dagger]

your name is lmao?

[red sparrow]

john browns body...

[covert dagger]

Oswald what’s your adress

I gotta visit you soon

[cobalt oxide]

if i knew the lyrics id sing tht song all day

[covert dagger]

I bring gifts

[cobalt oxide]

youre 14 im 19
slow it down

[covert dagger]

If you don’t tell me I’m stealing Christmas

[red sparrow]

bro wtf is going on in ts chat

[covert dagger]

…I was trying to be the grinch Oswald

Way to make it weird buckaroo

[cobalt oxide]

well say the whole thing at one

once

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-moderators-gif-25571015

[uneven yew]

what the hell

[cobalt oxide]

you're scaring the hoes

[boreal elm]

That sounded wrong

[rigid meteor]

3200 soon

am pro

[uneven yew]

i use my pharoah powers to curse you.... ooOOOOooohhhhhh......

[covert dagger]

He is weird

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ra-curse-of-ra-meme-egyptian-egypt-gif-1437086046545047042

[covert dagger]

What hoes

[uneven yew]

this guy gets it

[cobalt oxide]

no you are

[covert dagger]

Darn tootin

[tawdry patio]

dam

[uneven yew]

your the only one who mentioned age brochachoskidiliecous, talk to the hand

[tawdry patio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GifGari-jadu-kalo-egula-cy8fmVxoPOsjAStSAA

[covert dagger]

Oswald you gotta stop saying odd age things bro

[ancient zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[boreal elm]

U remind me of sekhmet

[tawdry patio]

lol

[uneven yew]

thats not egyptian brother, the women isnt eating kushori and theres no guy in the background yelling at mahmoud to make foul

[tawdry patio]

who is sekhmet?

[uneven yew]

how tf doo you spell fool medames in english

[cobalt oxide]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[boreal elm]

A freaky egyptian god(known as war of god and destruction btw)

[rigid meteor]

euphoria is not actually hikaru zakazuau

[uneven yew]

ewww! thats my grandma dude!

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[mystic acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-i-show-3gA8gSjvFq1Y6fHyQp

[sour cipher]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/167381839236 my 7th brilliant move

[frosty peak]

kirthicknk (615) vs. bluemarval (573)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 d6 4. d3 Bg4 5. Be2 Bxf3 6. Bxf3 Nd4 7. Bg4 Nf6 8. Be2 Nxe2 9. Nxe2 d5 10. exd5 Qxd5 11. d4 Qxg2 12. Ng3 Ne4 13. Rf1 Bb4+ 14. c3 Nxc3 15. bxc3 Bxc3+ 16. Bd2 Bxa1 17. Qxa1 O-O-O 18. dxe5 Qd5 19. Be3 Rhe8 20. f4 g5 21. Rf3 f6 22. exf6 Qxf3 23. f7 Rxe3+ 24. Ne2 Rxe2# 

[tawdry patio]

lmao

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-super-creek-uma-uma-musume-gif-13199215842452001544

[mystic acorn]

i had a 100% accuracy game today! sub 10 moves but still lol was funny as hell

[boreal elm]

Maybe, I havent spoken english so long letters starts to become weird symbols for me

[jade crypt]

Gah damn🤣

[boreal elm]

though n was pie for a second

[queen mesa]

ngl u should be able to promote to a king..

[covert dagger]

You know you’re cooked when Socrates shows up and says “gah damn”

[tawdry patio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cnstix-CciM7ZRcjqY6P7HHdd

[uneven yew]

yaoi

[mystic acorn]

you should get banned from playing chess forever

[jade crypt]

IShowtung

[tawdry patio]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-rizz-greenscreen-dance-dancing-gif-8216587736297200071

[jade crypt]

[covert dagger]

Humanity’s love of yuri is what made chess promotions mostly queens

[uneven yew]

is the king lesbian or does he have a harem

[mystic acorn]

knights are the goated chess piece anyway

[queen mesa]

more like most annoying

[boreal elm]

do u guys become immortal after grandmaster

[tawdry patio]

Mr least

[tawdry patio]

Yes, wag

[rigid meteor]

okay lets be honest every chess player is able to create value in the stock market by creating cash flow and profit

[boreal elm]

Stock market is much more complicated than chess bro

[mystic acorn]

idk bout none of dat bring me a kitkat for disturbing me

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sovjet-dance-dancing-gif-15866595

[boreal elm]

That sh is like a gambling for pro economic players

[covert dagger]

Better solution above

[boreal elm]

One second your stock is at 500 at the next second its 3$ per stock

[uneven yew]

im genuinely surprised when foreigners complain about egyptians being rude, but in egypt they go: "HEY YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A BURGER NEAR THE PYRAMIDS, EY THAT WOMEN IS WEARING A HEEEEJAABABBB SHE MUST BE A MUMMY (and/or terrorist)"

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/kit-kat-break-break-time-breaks-are-good-give-me-a-break-gif-12380923

[mystic acorn]

just do those videos where you expose ped0s then make them fight each other for freedom and have drunk people come watch the fight and bet on the winner type shit

[boreal elm]

Lowk egypt is cooked

[rigid meteor]

truez[

[uneven yew]

how come?

theres like 7000 million reasons i could name

[mystic acorn]

salah is getting old

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-cryptocurrency-blockchain-crypto-moon-gif-19439861

to the moon

[uneven yew]

deadass who is salah

[boreal elm]

Even tho u guys are a commercial hub u guys barely utilize it to actually profit w your economics

[uneven yew]

salah means prayer in arabic

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-dance-gif-26204167

[mystic acorn]

mohamed salah the greatest ever

[boreal elm]

Also the majority of the land is just desert without trees

[halcyon silo]

hi

[rigid meteor]

Elon Musk is actually the BEST

[queen mesa]

i wonder if that one guy who lost 950 million dollars worth of bitcoin is still looking for it

[uneven yew]

thank mr. abdul fettah the worst mf to take contorl of egypt

[mystic acorn]

nah i found it

[uneven yew]

he genuinely pmo

[tawdry patio]

@cobalt oxide gg 😄

[uneven yew]

our GDP only rose by 4% even though we could be extrmely wealthy by now, and he has his sh'''tty secret police who can be bribed but WILL beat you to death if you js happen to be gay and they notice

[boreal elm]

Even if u switch leaders u guys dont have actual resources aside from the trading port and tourism

[tawdry patio]

I can't believe I won

[cobalt oxide]

gg man
howd you know that d5 move?
you know your evans gambit theory well

[halcyon silo]

i know having center control is good what do i do after i get center control?

[uneven yew]

we have control of a massive tourism industry, a port, and we're developing our tech and farming sector, its just that this dipsh''t is slowing it all down while taking away basic rights at the same time

[tawdry patio]

Yess!

[mystic acorn]

get center dominated

[halcyon silo]

i don't know what to do after having the big ol center

[uneven yew]

dont get me started on him

egyptians would like america more if they werent funding bro and his squad of bullies

[visual ocean]

Keep dominating and developing, op will eventually fold under pressure

[tawdry patio]

Well I didn't remember it ofc

[uneven yew]

egypt deserves better oml

[boreal elm]

Also u guys have a very bad geographic location but also much better than any countries

[tawdry patio]

I thought and found it

[visual ocean]

All humans deserve better

[uneven yew]

cause of the heat or the constant war?

[mystic acorn]

i think its about reading the game from there

[tawdry patio]

Which one?

[steady moon]

Rxe6+.

[uneven yew]

we've been beaten and bullied by various idiots since the 1940s, of course other ppl are just as important but we cant glaze over egypt

[tawdry patio]

Ohh shitt

[visual ocean]

Evans gambit 🔥

[kindred crypt]

I have so much respect for people who keep rematching even though they know they're dead lost

[uneven yew]

france, israel, great britan, i could go on

[tawdry patio]

I love Evans gambit and knight attack

[uneven yew]

free elo

[tawdry patio]

If I take with pawn queen comes in, right?

[steady moon]

correct.

[tawdry patio]

I was cooked

[visual ocean]

Yeah I agree, just noticed that my statement seems as moronic as all lives matter. Hope it gets better bro

[tawdry patio]

But i won somehow, lol

[boreal elm]

Not that at the top of u theres 2 literal countries that has been different with each other since 1000s
Hella near israel which is A big US military base and saudi arabia
2 countries at the left and bottom that sometimes has constant civil wars
95% desert
Literally a strategic location that will be invaded no matter what if a war breaks out in order to control resources
Economics and war wise u guys are really vulnerable and might collapse at the slightest push

[uneven yew]

hopefully - and your good

[tawdry patio]

I am so happy rn

I just beat a 1600 rated player 😄

[covert dagger]

💀

[uneven yew]

egypt has the 11th strongest military and ties to several militant power houses, its not strategic for israel or other nations to invade because egypt is allied with most of them. our issues are internal, i dont think we will fall but we will have a century of humilation for sure

[zealous marsh]

Ethiopia building dams on the Nile
Suez canal being a valuable asset for anyone
Nothing habitable outside of the delta other than tiny oases barely enough to sustain nomads
Global warming
Yeah honestly Egypt is cooked

[kindred crypt]

that guy is going to be you because you keep running your mouth

[uneven yew]

ethopia and egypt made a deal, no? cuz my entire family lives in egypt bro 💀

[zealous marsh]

I don't think anybody made a deal yet 💀

[covert dagger]

Blud is not tuff

[magic shard]

this is not tuff

[uneven yew]

well the nile is still flowing, and i hope it stays that way. again i think egypts main issue is intenral conflict, nothing from the outside.

[covert dagger]

like the bullying? Or what

[cobalt oxide]

you should have gone for the mona lisa mate

[zealous marsh]

Oh and right forgot about the Sudanese crisis down south too

[covert dagger]

Because I am a very tuff individual

[zealous marsh]

So there are internal things and external too

[covert dagger]

Wha

[magic shard]

excessive under promotions who's gonna tell bro it's not tuff

[covert dagger]

Come onnn I love them so much though 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[visual ocean]

Very tuff

[uneven yew]

external things, while relevant, are much less pressure points. the ppl in egypt are sick and tired of the bullying they've endured at the current government, i'd be surprised if there wasnt another coo in the next 20 yrs.

[covert dagger]

A reasonable mind

[rigid meteor]

trades vary

[magic shard]

I'll allow it from you (for now) as long as you don't throw the game in the process

[covert dagger]

I drew that 🤫

[boreal elm]

If u guys decided to get a different ideology a war that happend before to take would probably happend

[uneven yew]

bro my granny lives in egypt she doesnt deserve ts bro

[rare osprey]

bazzoka

[magic shard]

alright yeah it's not tuff

[uneven yew]

wdym different ideology? you mean get rid of islam?

[covert dagger]

I got ts otb

[rare osprey]

damn whos the opp

[zealous marsh]

ok that's tuff

[magic shard]

cooked

[covert dagger]

Tyyyy

[cobalt oxide]

1+ for your Rosen Score

[covert dagger]

I also got it agiaindt the same person multiple times on online

[uneven yew]

im being deadass bro she the sweetest damn women to ever live, i will commit warcrimes to defend her

[covert dagger]

Same person as otb

[zealous marsh]

Bro ain't letting it slide when she gets hit by a bazooka

[uneven yew]

they will pay... they WILL pay...

[rigid meteor]

3200 elo SOON

super excited

[uneven yew]

i feel like egypt will have a century of humilition like china

why is my spelling so sh''t

wtv

[zealous marsh]

you can swear

[covert dagger]

SHITTTTTT

[zealous marsh]

other than the f word and slurs

[uneven yew]

SHIIIITTTTTT

[covert dagger]

Wait no f word 🥺

[zealous marsh]

eh meh it's a soft automod

[covert dagger]

Faaaaahh

[covert dagger]

Fie

[hexed magnet]

what if its in another language?

[zealous marsh]

let's uhh... not discuss that

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/alsiysi-elsisi-alsiysi-elsisi-السيسي-السيسي-حبيبي-تسلم-gif-10445908526446337845

[hexed magnet]

Prosze? ja móvię po polsku i znam mnóstwo przekleństw

[uneven yew]

this mf genuinely the worst bozo to take control of egypt

[zealous marsh]

kurwa I don't understand shit

[covert dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186570213077041236/1258208642822570005/flPmSH4.gif

[uneven yew]

SHHIIIITTT

[covert dagger]

Valid

[hexed magnet]

ty mówisz?

[covert dagger]

🔥

WHO TF BLUNDER REACTED THWT

[covert dagger]

You don’t have to hide man it’s okay here

[nimble arch]

you cant do other languages

[hexed magnet]

but what if i can!

[earnest olive]

Just seen a youtube video unboxing the exact set I ordered and it looks even more stunning seeing it not just from the listing photos

[nimble arch]

you cant

[uneven yew]

pharoah x fem = some horrible abomination i dont want to think about

[hexed magnet]

but what if i can!

[nimble arch]

still cant

[uneven yew]

damn, cant call people black donkeys in arabic

[zealous marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/funny-4206--k01KPW6YY09R1CD4NJT1GEWJ4SP

[earnest olive]

What do we think of this knight, I like it

[hexed magnet]

still can

[nimble arch]

still no

[hardy sonnet]

Cam you be in zugzwang while your king is in check?

[uneven yew]

thats not racist wait-

[uneven yew]

yes.

[earnest olive]

If your king has no good moves then sure

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-cox-sunday-service-with-jesse-cox-jesse-cox-sunday-service-omfgcata-cheeky-gif-25359487

[hexed magnet]

NIE NIE NIE

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-shogun-ei-genshin-impact-genshin-kawaii-anime-girl-gif-23576097

[queen mesa]

hasta la vista

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-msg-femboy-friday-astolfo-felix-gif-11389659986312052452

[hexed magnet]

anyone wanna play a chill unrated rapid game?

[uneven yew]

what za genuine hell is your pfp

[hexed magnet]

its me. duh!!

[uneven yew]

nice selfie

[hexed magnet]

no bro im american

oh ur funny

[steep crag]

anyone wanna 1v1

[hexed magnet]

me

[steep crag]

dm me your username

[hexed magnet]

Immortal-Sun is my username, do unrated please

[uneven yew]

ah yes, next time your in egypt do NOT order mahmouds foal or wtv the dish is called in english

[hexed magnet]

i dont travel to third world countries sorry bro

[uneven yew]

bro has never left kansas

[hexed magnet]

nuh uh, i never even been there

[uneven yew]

bro has more guns than kids

[hexed magnet]

and?

[uneven yew]

yeehaw

https://tenor.com/view/foodpanda-food-panda-pakistan-ramadan-gif-21358819

[hexed magnet]

@steep crag are we playing?

[uneven yew]

bro better eat peak

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/maomao-mao-mao-the-apothecary-diaries-apothecary-diaries-apothecary-gif-6839972420139999791

[uneven yew]

brother... what the hell... we're AMERICANS, NOT STINKING J's

-americans

[steep crag]

sent it

[zinc prairie]

drunk knight?

[hexed magnet]

i dont see it, ill just send a link

[slate crater]

i found the castle brilliant move

[vocal musk]

@uneven yew what's ur cc username

[hexed magnet]

https://link.chess.com/play/y1LPQb

[uneven yew]

why?

[vocal musk]

ur username is out of date

[uneven yew]

indeed

[zinc prairie]

i want someone to be banned from this server

[vocal musk]

what's ur elo

[uneven yew]

who?

[forest horizon]

Why?

[uneven yew]

1281

[steep crag]

its not letting me make a new one and send it in my dms

[zinc prairie]

it's confidential

[uneven yew]

is it me

[zinc prairie]

i just say random things

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[zinc prairie]

Nah kermit, how can u do this to me?

[covert dagger]

Me n gang clownin on you rn

[zinc prairie]

i dont see pixel clowning

[covert dagger]

Pixel was clowned upon as well

[nimble arch]

I also want people banned from the server

[covert dagger]

For getting a B on his test

[zinc prairie]

yay see kermit?

[covert dagger]

Oswald can you clown on pixel for me

[cobalt oxide]

you plead the fifth? smart

[zinc prairie]

yes because i just say random things

[covert dagger]

I feel like that’s the opposite of the fifth

[cobalt oxide]

pixel is a knowledgeable guy
how could i do that

[uneven yew]

why the hell when i look up my home country catgirl corn shows up

[covert dagger]

STOP GRINNING

[uneven yew]

i.... what?

[covert dagger]

…what

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ankha-animal-crossing-cat-stars-tada-gif-21549074

ankha gifs from animal crossing brings up corn, for some reason

[covert dagger]

💔

[zinc prairie]

this is not the type of chess talk i want to see

[uneven yew]

so do certain terms with js "egypt" in it

[vocal musk]

i think many people should be banned from this server

[zinc prairie]

agreed

lets start with hostile angry kids

[rough quiver]

imagine trying this

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-cox-sunday-service-with-jesse-cox-jesse-cox-sunday-service-omfgcata-cheeky-gif-25359487

[rough quiver]

couldnt get me tho

[zinc prairie]

i clicked wow u got me

[covert dagger]

Heheheheh

[covert dagger]

Heheheheheh

[zinc prairie]

i was ready to ping the mods and say "loud sound sent in chess talk, please ban them from the server asap"

[nimble arch]

https://pixelchess.pages.dev is now yay

[uneven yew]

am i the most stereotypical egyptian person y'all have ever met

[zinc prairie]

wow what is this clickbait?

[cobalt oxide]

yup
thats your name

[nimble arch]

what

[zinc prairie]

nothing pixel

[steep crag]

dude thinks im trolling lol

its crazy

[hexed magnet]

well normally 150 elo people dont play that well against someone who is almost 2100

[covert dagger]

No, you can call me Kermit, Kermit the frog, Kermi, kermiy, krog, froggit, Kaia, or uh I think that’s all I got

[steep crag]

ik

[hexed magnet]

also it literally says your account doesn't exist, which is a huge red flag

[zinc prairie]

i will call you K

[covert dagger]

Don’t, JERK

[steep crag]

wdym

[nimble arch]

No, you can call me Pixel, Pixel, Pixel, Pixel, and also Pix... el

[covert dagger]

you may call me any of those listed

[zinc prairie]

okay

[hexed magnet]

im done talking to you

[steep crag]

lol

[zinc prairie]

i will call you P

[nimble arch]

no

[hexed magnet]

anyone wanna play a chill rapid game?

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/avoongers-i'm-iron-man-snap-fade-iron-man-gif-11746700731158739781

[covert dagger]

I call you pix and pog on occasion

[hexed magnet]

lmao

[rough quiver]

Hey Kermit

[steep crag]

anyone wanna play

[covert dagger]

Matthew.

[zinc prairie]

nah im tired

[steep crag]

spooderman

[rough quiver]

uhh thats illegal

[steep crag]

k

[uneven yew]

no, im iron man

[covert dagger]

I know where bro lives

[hexed magnet]

that's my name, i didnt give you permission to use it

[rough quiver]

[cobalt oxide]

ill put that into consideration

[cerulean pond]

Kermit

[zinc prairie]

Okay Matthew Harrington Spotify

[steep crag]

i know your last name lol

[covert dagger]

Sussy imposter

[hexed magnet]

why dont you throw in my middle name while you're at it

[cobalt oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451549953783758888/1491804096519344330/caption.gif

[covert dagger]

That’s trash

[zinc prairie]

Matthew London System Harrington

[rough quiver]

[nimble arch]

smh

[tawdry patio]

Why?

[hexed magnet]

its layzer (properly spelled its laijzer but mine got americanized when my ancestors moved here)

[zinc prairie]

Natural selection

[zinc prairie]

stop doxxing yourself

[uneven yew]

bro is american but has british ancestors

[honest oar]

I hate how Mr beast has like, made money cool for kids. all of his videos are like "here's an insane amount of money I'm throwing around Willy nilly!" and it's messing with kids brains

[tawdry patio]

that friend of the server role is so cool

[cerulean pond]

Ur gonna get banned sooner or later for ur toxicity

[hexed magnet]

uhhh thats polish but good try! A for effort

[covert dagger]

Jinx

[cerulean pond]

just saying

[zinc prairie]

oh really? when have i ever been toxic?

[rough quiver]

yep

[tawdry patio]

wassup mr IM

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ra-curse-of-ra-meme-egyptian-egypt-gif-1437086046545047042

[cerulean pond]

Ur literally tryna kick ppl out of a discord server like bro

[zinc prairie]

tryna kick where? why u tryna beef with me?

[uneven yew]

my real name Is Tutankhamen Cleopatra the II

and yes, i live in a pyramid

[tawdry patio]

wait, why are you new?

[cerulean pond]

Do I care

[honest oar]

tbh purple names do that more than he ever has

[hexed magnet]

i think you guys should fight it out in a chess game to settle your differences

[tawdry patio]

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Can you play around 10?

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[twin patio]

hi mummy i'm Tutankhamen Cleopatra the III

[zinc prairie]

idk tell him trash, mawile and pixel must be toxic then for saying the same thing

[uneven yew]

this guy gets it

[tawdry patio]

bro is an IM 💀

[twin patio]

[zinc prairie]

this sussy impostor is not happy with his title now just come here to come at me

[honest oar]

I mean I personally think pixel is so I can't really argue

I don't think I've seen pixel be rude to other people but he haaates me

[tawdry patio]

oh shit

[zinc prairie]

pixel is chill istg

[hexed magnet]

that guy should be a motivational speaker

[hexed magnet]

ik

[honest oar]

chill for literally everyone but me it's wild

[cobalt oxide]

bro should have ran for president

[covert dagger]

Oswald that’s not very pg of you

[hexed magnet]

he woulda had my vote! (i cant vote yet)

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-ra-curse-of-ra-gif-10622361558915339590

[zinc prairie]

i think u two had some sort of conversation in general chat but should have been okay by now for real

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

[cobalt oxide]

ah i forgo the ways of pg a long time ago

[covert dagger]

💔

[uneven yew]

why are we arguing in this goofy ass discord server

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/celeste-estrogen-silly-gif-1374422605011072237

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/meisho-doto-67-vtuber-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-3454371106424837609

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/reidsonm-gif-21586450

[covert dagger]

That one was a mislick ignore it

[uneven yew]

bro is transginger

[covert dagger]

DID BRO BLOCK ME

[hexed magnet]

"transginger"

[covert dagger]

EW NO I SWEAR IM NOT GINGER GUYS

[uneven yew]

ah, he doesn't have elite ball. Shame. Pharoahs curse for you

[honest oar]

jsyk transphobia does get you banned from here

[covert dagger]

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT

[uneven yew]

im not tryna be transphobic its a family guy reference 🙏

[covert dagger]

I don’t think that was the meaning

[visual ocean]

Never seen it happen, don't trust her

[honest oar]

🙂‍↕️ understood

[covert dagger]

Egyptian hooligan is chill

[hexed magnet]

mods, ban this kid for making a reference no one got!

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

[honest oar]

also i bet i got the highest number

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-yump

[hexed magnet]

lmao what!?!?!?!?

[covert dagger]

Wowsers I have like three blocked and three ignored

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ra-curse-of-ra-meme-egyptian-egypt-gif-1437086046545047042

[mystic acorn]

just got a brilliant 😎

[hexed magnet]

just beat someone 150 elo above me

[honest oar]

it's mostly compromised accounts and bots, but also a good number of annoying stalkers

[uneven yew]

am i the og brainrotted egyptian

[mystic acorn]

i beat someone with twice the elo i am

[uneven plover]

I’ll try.

[cobalt oxide]

just lost to someone 500 point below me
beat that!

[covert dagger]

That’s concerning

[nimble arch]

sometimes there is nobody twice your elo

[hexed magnet]

buddy that's cause you only have 1 elo

[honest oar]

whats worse white guy pretending to be egyptian, or italian guy pretending to be native american

[hexed magnet]

im good bro

[glass tartan]

was it a fair bar fight?

[covert dagger]

HA I LOST TO SOMEONE 1200 POINTS BELOW ME THREE TIMES IN A ROW I WINNN

[steep crag]

ummm

[uneven yew]

im not white... i can speak arabic bro ✌️

[honest oar]

no ur fuccin pfp dude

[mystic acorn]

id have to lose 1 elo to be only three times higher than you...

[honest oar]

thedude comes from a casino game

[nimble arch]

uh I lost to you once

[hexed magnet]

I'm an american indian, my family has been living here for 80 years which means im basically native at this point lmao

[uneven yew]

OH SHIT IM STUPID... uhh... tbh white dudes imitating us is funny i think italians would be worse

[covert dagger]

I’m not 1200 points lower than you though

[nimble arch]

I also lost to a 700 yesterday

[hexed magnet]

erm, actually, that's not how math works!

[cobalt oxide]

😂

[nimble arch]

they played well

[covert dagger]

Okay 2100 to 700 might take the cake on that one

[nimble arch]

I also had to leave

but like I wouldve lost anyways

[mystic acorn]

it is! if i am 6001 elo and you are 2000 elo then id have to lose 1 elo to be 3x higher than you!

[hexed magnet]

well, you're not 6001 elo, and im not 2000 elo, im higher

[mystic acorn]

we're talking maths, not grammar!

meow

[covert dagger]

Why do you know of this 😭

[hexed magnet]

mommy was a drinker wasn't she............

[covert dagger]

Well put

[uneven yew]

sounds FIRE

[honest oar]

the white egyptian meme is kind of old school.

[uneven yew]

Would drop all of my money on this

[cobalt oxide]

have you established your cat like mannerism b4?

[mystic acorn]

as much as your dad is a wanker!

[zinc prairie]

there are so many goated chess boards from egypt

[uneven yew]

i thought it was from a textbook

[hexed magnet]

yeah thats what they look like

[honest oar]

nope, the meme it was from a textbook, but it's actually from a slot machine

[mystic acorn]

i instinctively send my cat h8 every single game and it works

[hexed magnet]

ok bro whatever you say

[uneven yew]

can confirm my grandad is the typical B-list celebrity

[nimble arch]

when do you or when do you not play b6 in a stonewall

[honest oar]

ancient egyptians were famous for their blue eyes and fair skin

[zinc prairie]

i only play e4 idk about stonewall attack

[covert dagger]

Pix pix

[honest oar]

the white skin helped- protect them- from the sun?

[cobalt oxide]

Kitty Cat gambiit

[hexed magnet]

and for that funny little dance with their arms!

[uneven yew]

indeed, some examples include pharoah bradankhamen and Cleokaty

[nimble arch]

?

[covert dagger]

Pix pix pix pix pixxx

[uneven yew]

isnt that from an animal crossing corn parody ✌️

WRONG THING

[nimble arch]

what

[hexed magnet]

bro what!?!?

[honest oar]

walk like an egyptian

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-gif-6318123527029565494

[uneven yew]

shit im stupid

[nimble arch]

no

[honest oar]

not ankha

[hexed magnet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/egyptian-dance-funny-dance--k01KPYNPZ1AXDCH57C4ZZ46JDYK

[covert dagger]

Gang what 💀

[honest oar]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-anime-dance-silly-gif-7439677361449276795

[uneven yew]

theres a meme from like 2 yrs ago thats an egyptian corn parody from animal crossing and people dm it to me every 5 seconds, its defaulted atp

[honest oar]

ankha

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[hexed magnet]

fantastic.

[nimble arch]

I am no longer a fan of gifs like wth is this

[zinc prairie]

me when im in several servers

[nimble arch]

when did this become popular

[mystic acorn]

the brilliant is because i sacrificed my queen for a checkmate after the retake... how is something so simple a brilliant

[covert dagger]

WHAT

[cobalt oxide]

hold on now i dont recall fianchettoing being a part of stonewall theory?🤔

[nimble arch]

it is in the bird, and you can play b6 if white goes an early nc3 after c4 it seems

[honest oar]

https://tenor.com/view/ankha-ankha-animal-crossing-gif-23269745

[nimble arch]

idk when it works for the stonewall as black tho

or why nobody has tried to approach it that way

[uneven yew]

ankha doesnt deserve this bro

[zinc prairie]

<@&745328830649991179> this is wth

[mystic acorn]

hold on bro wtf hear me out

[uneven yew]

my favorite animal crossing character until i got a discord

[zinc prairie]

nah bro

[cobalt oxide]

thats arguable if you ask me

[covert dagger]

Gonna go not 48 hours before being banned from ts

[cobalt oxide]

why did you decide to take it that way?

[honest oar]

ankha is genuinely one of my favourite villagers and her over sexualization is really disappointing. and if i wanted to get woke about it i would say it has to do with middle-eastern orientalism butyaknowww

[hexed magnet]

can someone play me unrated in rapid, i want some practice?

[mystic acorn]

no way it's that wrong to say that

it doesn't even offend anyone what

[mystic acorn]

my man

[uneven yew]

middle eastern people don't get sexualized by white people (challenge level: impossible)

[cobalt oxide]

wakanda practice

[mystic acorn]

oswald is the goat

[covert dagger]

Nah idk you’re not gonna get banned though

[hexed magnet]

you wanna play?

[covert dagger]

[cobalt oxide]

sure

[mystic acorn]

oswald top 1 member on the server

[hexed magnet]

https://link.chess.com/play/CqKTQJ

[cobalt oxide]

thanks

[mystic acorn]

locked in oswald cooks almond chocolate magnum carlsen

[covert dagger]

@steady moon are you gonna say anything or do you have nothing better to do than just to react to messages

[honest oar]

@steady moon why do you lurk and just 🥷🏻 react?

[nimble arch]

oh yeah did you play ur otb event already

[zinc prairie]

exactly

[covert dagger]

Great minds think alike twin

[mystic acorn]

also get zailyn and arrest him send bro to my chambers im gonna have a word w him

[hexed magnet]

ive never played an otb event or signed up for one so i think you got me confused with someone else lol 😭

[steady moon]

real.

[uneven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ankha-animal-crossing-gif-23317292

[nimble arch]

oh ok

[hexed magnet]

did the link work

[mystic acorn]

come cook me in rapid pls i wanna learn how to play but i wanna play ppl a lot better than me

[hexed magnet]

i can play you

[steady moon]

I suck bruv.

[honest oar]

deadass @steady moonit comes off like you're just trying to lowkey drop the n word

[mystic acorn]

sorry i said a lot better than me

[drowsy sigil]

what's your rating

[mystic acorn]

?????

[hexed magnet]

what elo are you?

[honest oar]

the ninja reacts

[mystic acorn]

bro is tripping 💀

[uneven yew]

ninja is shorthand for n*

[mystic acorn]

ninja reacts = n word 💔😭

[honest oar]

okay 🤷🏻‍♀️ im done trying to argue with dipshits

[steady moon]

let’s assume people’s race guys!

[honest oar]

tbf you got a white guy pfp

[cobalt oxide]

no but that could be my slow internet

[uneven yew]

if y'all dont stop arguing im going to cast mohammeds curse

[covert dagger]

Ts doesn’t have anything to do with the conversation

[jade kite]

me when racial profiling

[hexed magnet]

my username is Immortal-Sun

[shadow obsidian]

hi chess talk

[nimble arch]

las do you still play chess

[hexed magnet]

bye

[drowsy sigil]

hi

[shadow obsidian]

u must not know zailyn

[jade kite]

yeah trying out for uni team

[honest oar]

i don't cause they don't talk much

[shadow obsidian]

hi @honest oar

[zinc prairie]

they just react with ninja emoji

[honest oar]

they just ninja react, and like, let's be real people, it's not like racists aren't a regular occurence in this server

[nimble arch]

big uni or no

[uneven yew]

it would be unfair to call egyptians arab fr fr

[rough quiver]

true true

[jade kite]

course wise high ranked yes chess wise idk

[uneven yew]

culture is distinct enough and we have our vary own, heavily accented form of arabic

[shadow obsidian]

what if hes black

[uneven yew]

genuinely pisses some of my arab friends when off when i speak

[honest oar]

also 'arabia' and egypt, are literally two different places

[brave shell]

how do i genuinely get better at the game as a complete beginner after watching yt videos i play and still lose i dont rly get it

[nimble arch]

well losing is part of that improvement

[shadow obsidian]

play 15|10

[nimble arch]

you do have to lose in order to improve

[covert dagger]

Gothamchess

[shadow obsidian]

why are u always chatting politics in here genuine question

[honest oar]

he could be, but why would he have a white guy pfp in that case? Not to stereotype but I don't know a single black guy who would want a white guy pfp, maybe naruto or goku, but ya

[zinc prairie]

spam 15 | 10 and losing is fine, just try to review your games or know the basic principles of chess

[honest oar]

im not

[uneven yew]

they're often grouped together because similar language, and due to the caliphates a middle eastern culture was shared, so ppl call a bunch of countries inthe reagon arab. but egypt shouldnt count so

[brave shell]

i play on chess.com and when i try to analyze my games i can only do like 1-2 free ones and other than that i dont understand how to analyze my own games after