💬〡chess-talk

[narrow oriole]

1.0

[timber badge]

negative aura

allat aura farm just to lose to levy plns?

[hearty heron]

i couldnt play i mean i didnt lose to him

[timber badge]

oh

i thought u lost bro

[kindred crypt]

😭

[hearty heron]

smh

[copper gulch]

who’s gotham

[upbeat brook]

The worst

[hearty heron]

@timber badge guess my cc blitz rn

[upbeat brook]

2

[kindred crypt]

greatest comeback of all time?

was in the 2000 slums for 6 months due to not playing

[kindred crypt]

at least 2944

[hearty heron]

🥶

[hearty heron]

holy sherlock

[upbeat brook]

If 2000 is the slums, what is 1200 then?

Non-existant?

[small jungle]

670

[hearty heron]

not funny 21 year old uncle

[small jungle]

Respect your elders vro

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-benjamminstv-brah-brah-tried-to-fit-in-bro-tried-gif-1959184728455926936

[hearty heron]

ts kind of elder i dont need

[upbeat brook]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess... 2100?

Wait

Maybe 2500?

[small jungle]

You were doing pipi in your pampers while I was beating prime Naiditsch vro

[rough olive]

He seems like he fits…

[hearty heron]

beating naiditsch in diff context?

[kindred crypt]

we need the r/chess pipi bot

[copper gulch]

it’s obviously 2944

[upbeat brook]

I'm close, I know it

[copper gulch]

whoops wrong reply

[small jungle]

@kindred crypt you should play Naiditsch vro

[hearty heron]

i wouldnt advise

[kindred crypt]

2500 bullet only

i probably wouldnt get adopted

[hearty heron]

@small jungle my last 4 blitz games all 92+ i might get false banned 💔

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[copper gulch]

wheres greenflower

[small jungle]

Naiditsch knew fr

[lapis sparrow]

hi chat

[hearty heron]

genuinely my games quality went up

[upbeat brook]

Stop winning

[small jungle]

In germany

[copper gulch]

hi

[lapis sparrow]

how r u

[hearty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-haircut-kanye-west-stare-mattscrub-gif-13171403811728519930

[midnight anvil]

This chat is scary. Too much elo bragging

[copper gulch]

tired hbu

[upbeat brook]

No, like seriously, stop winning
You're gonna get sniped

[kindred crypt]

vro i got this guy 3 times in the bullet pool

[small jungle]

Why did vro doxx greenflower

[copper gulch]

so?

[hearty heron]

bro thats cookie daddy

[midnight anvil]

Elo mentions should be banned!

[small jungle]

@wet hollow is that true vro

[lapis sparrow]

not bad but tired as well (prob from my 790 rapid elo...)

[upbeat brook]

Where?

I'LL KILL THEM

[copper gulch]

i’m 600 what are u gonna do abt it

[kindred crypt]

elo shame u

[midnight anvil]

Double it and give it to the next person

[copper gulch]

600 and i’m peaking chat

call me lebron

[kindred crypt]

chat overlord but 600 💔

[grim void]

anyone want to play i am aiming 500 to 1000 elo

[lapis sparrow]

yes

[copper gulch]

anything higher than 700 ur a tryhard

[wet hollow]

He is just a friend vro

[grim void]

My username is Hayderhafizkhan

[upbeat brook]

I'm 1200

[west cobalt]

this position is crazy asf

[lapis sparrow]

ok i'll challenge u

[wet hollow]

Id rather be a fent addict than play another chess game

[upbeat brook]

But I play like a 700 most of the time

[small jungle]

Didn't know u had azerbaijani son vro

[grim void]

ok lets do it

[hearty heron]

bro why is j cole so peak i genuinely lost interest in 50

[upbeat brook]

I guess I'm a tryhard

[lapis sparrow]

sent

[limpid viper]

<@&745328830649991179> wtf promoting drugs???

[copper gulch]

guess elo isnt everything

i’m more than just that

[upbeat brook]

My phone has fent in it
(Refer to my status)

[midnight anvil]

701 also try hard?

[copper gulch]

yes ur on the verge of it

[midnight anvil]

Just take the free pawn on a7

[pastel yew]

they should play Bh6

[cobalt oxide]

nah you cant be playing chess and be satisfied with at least getting the 4 digits
not to side with the elo braggers

[upbeat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/saynotodrugs-dontdodrugs-gif-13501183

[copper gulch]

it’s sarcasm gng chill out

[midnight anvil]

Can I get saved still?

[cobalt oxide]

😅

[copper gulch]

if u play against me yes

[upbeat brook]

It's just a joke

[copper gulch]

but that lwk might send u farther

[upbeat brook]

Play against me, I need to get to 1300

[midnight anvil]

Nah I’d blunder queen 2 times

[upbeat brook]

At least she'll miss it both times

[wet hollow]

🥀 🥀

[copper gulch]

[wet hollow]

Bro got back at me

[midnight anvil]

What if I hang it 3 times?!

[kindred crypt]

@limpid viper if i gained 250 points in bullet in 2 days you can get 2100 trust

[upbeat brook]

Bro doesn't understand the joke smh

[copper gulch]

third times the charm

[upbeat brook]

She'll checkmate you at that point

[wet hollow]

Nah he just pissed asf at me its ok

[limpid viper]

Lyrically I guess

[limpid viper]

I cba

[gentle ginkgo]

yum

[harsh lichen]

i understand the diff between playing positionally vs tactically

[kindred crypt]

also wtf happened in blitz

[copper gulch]

guys im 3000 in puzzles does that mean im 3000 rated

[limpid viper]

Bro thinks it’s over

[kindred crypt]

3/10

[upbeat brook]

I want brilliant flavored ice cream to be a thing

[wet hollow]

Ngl it might as well be

[limpid viper]

Bad bad tilt I was hanging pieces left and right

[wet hollow]

I wish mods ban me

[kindred crypt]

200 point tilt vro

[limpid viper]

Nope

[kindred crypt]

when u lose 200 points i gain 200

[limpid viper]

Yea

[upbeat brook]

Mods, she hacked my account

[wet hollow]

The mods hate me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Rapid: 1941 (peak)
Blitz: 2103 (2174 peak)
Bullet: 2251 (peak)

[copper gulch]

zel would too

[limpid viper]

Bros not doing too well in the blitz compartment himself

[kindred crypt]

holy blitz fall off

[wet hollow]

Aint he from CA

[copper gulch]

no

[craggy ermine]

chess is much better when you have coffe

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2176 (peak)
Blitz: 2058 (2258 peak)
Bullet: 2031 (2059 peak)

[hearty heron]

@wet hollow

[kindred crypt]

is this ur alt @limpid viper

[kindred crypt]

💀

[copper gulch]

wheres bro getting this information from

[limpid viper]

No

[kindred crypt]

why is he shaming me for a 70 point tilt then

[hearty heron]

why this bitch stalling now

[limpid viper]

Cause ur a bum

[kindred crypt]

ok mr -200

[upbeat brook]

Dang, you almost got that game with a Grandmaster

[limpid viper]

200 is minor tilts

[craggy ermine]

am i linked now??

[kindred crypt]

no

yes

[upbeat brook]

Give it a minute

[craggy ermine]

okay

[upbeat brook]

There it is

[craggy ermine]

yay

[hearty heron]

wym i won

[craggy ermine]

is my name stuck on red

[dire wing]

i’m the best 1,000 player

[upbeat brook]

Not the one I replied to. That grandmaster aborted

[limpid viper]

Sure bro

[upbeat brook]

Do you get to play grandmasters often?

[wicked fox]

you can just say gms

[dire wing]

run it

[hearty heron]

ye

[limpid viper]

No?

[pastel matrix]

hello

[kindred crypt]

hop on rated bullet

[limpid viper]

I’m not exactly competing with you for the best 1000

[limpid viper]

No why would I lol

[grim void]

anyone want to play i am aiming to play 500 to 1000

[dire wing]

.

[lapis sparrow]

i hate bullet

[kindred crypt]

so i get free +30 from the adoption

[upbeat brook]

Let's do it

I'll go easy

[limpid viper]

<@&745328830649991179> ?

[grim void]

Username is HayderhafizKhan

[craggy ermine]

could someone teach me an opening

[hearty heron]

chat watch what this guy missed 💔

[craggy ermine]

i don’t know any

[kindred crypt]

pinging for rtaded is next level snitch

[craggy ermine]

omg

[grim void]

Username is HayderHafizKhan

[serene wadi]

I'm def done with his stupid game I'm never getting better

[hearty heron]

i didnt even see this

[dire wing]

he’s mad i’m the better 1,000 player

[limpid viper]

You gotta become a snitch to survive

[upbeat brook]

Got it

[craggy ermine]

😭😭 you will!

[limpid viper]

https://giphy.com/gifs/slovakia-communism-socialist-XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

[fathom canyon]

Why is that white's best move?

[hearty heron]

rh7 rh8 mate

[limpid viper]

Why’s bro acting like I’m competing for the best 1000 player bro I’m not 1000

[serene wadi]

I feel like I've spent 3 hours a day on this for the last 5 months and I'm still absolutely awful

[subtle drum]

Hello I'm a 900 noob can anyone help me reach 1k!!

[flat creek]

Hello anyone playing fide rated tournaments regularly?

[dire wing]

why’d you reply then? you implied you were 1000

[hearty heron]

theres a damn 3260 blitz in pool hell naw

[flat creek]

Opening videos

[subtle drum]

What's ur elo😭😭

[flat creek]

2k

[subtle drum]

Oh😭😭

I'm also 2k😂😂😂

[flat creek]

Nice2

[limpid viper]

‘I’m not exactly competing with you for the best 1000’ now use a 3rd grade reading comprehension and tell me what this implies

[subtle drum]

Lol brother

[kindred crypt]

ur getting ragebaited by underaged user vro

[flat creek]

Whats your opening repertoire @subtle drum

[wicked fox]

i'm 1000.. at least

my opening repertoire is e4

[dire wing]

doesn’t change what i said, reread your sentences

[subtle drum]

Vienna if e4 e5
If opponent plays Caro, i sometimes play the main line and sometimes advanced
If French then i play Tarrasch

[limpid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/loris-low-iq-low-iq-loris-gif-264843124893811421

[hollow rapids]

not with that attitude!

[flat creek]

For black?

[subtle drum]

I play Caro and against 1. d4 I play KID

Wbu??

[hollow rapids]

what do you play against breyer? i'm looking for some new shi to play against it

[flat creek]

White scotch black scandi but thinking of learning sicilian

[fathom canyon]

Fellow Caro player

[subtle drum]

Yeah but Sicilian is so complicated so I don't dare to touch it

[hollow rapids]

fellow caro player

[flat creek]

I find sicilian annoying to play against so I was hoping it's goo

[subtle drum]

I am usually 2k but I tilted last month and now I went to 1.9k 🙁

[hollow rapids]

my opponent just let his time run out

[subtle drum]

Against Sicilian I play Smith Morra Gambit

[green sorrel]

Deepseek can anaylze games bro

[flat creek]

Iss it counterable?

[subtle drum]

Frr?

[upbeat cedar]

am i the best of the mall

[flat creek]

How good is it

[green sorrel]

seems so, I mean im not an expert

[limpid ferry]

how do u get image perms

[green sorrel]

it pointed out my mistakes, my middlegame passiveness and my endgame inconsisency

[subtle drum]

If opponent knows how to play against it, then the position would be even but there are many traps and you can get brilliant move in 1 out of every 3-5 games

[hollow rapids]

i'm simply better

[grim void]

anyone want to play i am aiming to play 500 to 700

[limpid ferry]

i just got on chess.com to play one game for fun and the mf of my enemy got 99% accurracy in a 20 move game is that normal

[green sorrel]

does something like this

[grim void]

can be

[flat creek]

Nice. Even scotch I always get brilliant with the Greek gift

[hollow rapids]

what was your accuracy

[limpid ferry]

80

the mf got me in zugzawd in like 10 moves

[grim void]

anyone want to play i am aiming to play 500 to 700

[subtle drum]

My 1400 friend played a 97 Accuracy game with rw moves and now I am so embarrassed cause I never had one so good 😭😭

[hollow rapids]

don't let deepseek analyse your games bro

[limpid ferry]

he be using stockfish max for every move

[subtle drum]

Greek Gift is goated

[limpid ferry]

nah my rival def used stockfish also joined 20 mins ago

[green sorrel]

i won't........................... always :>

[grim void]

anyone want to play i am aiming to play 500 to 700

[flat creek]

Maybe smurf account

[hollow rapids]

gang yeah ofc they're cheating

[neat atlas]

Show games

[hollow rapids]

we get it bro you don't have to remind us

[limpid ferry]

do i send pgn?

[grim void]

ok

[neat atlas]

link

to cc

[limpid ferry]

i’ll send in a min

[subtle drum]

@flat creek But the thing is Smith Morra is so hard to counter if you don't know all the theory

[fathom canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-pawn-move-gif-3581562761027401169

[grim void]

are you real gotham chess

[hollow rapids]

the mith morra is just hard to counter period

[limpid ferry]

not even carlson plays that well bru

https://www.chess.com/game/167723743816

[subtle drum]

No way bro ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

[limpid ferry]

there

[grim void]

?

[limpid ferry]

like look at this shit

[green sorrel]

holy deepseek is horrible at chess

[subtle drum]

Do you think it'll be Levy here 😭😭

[grim void]

you never know

[hollow rapids]

i mean he kinda does sometimes

[subtle drum]

Ok guys cya😭😭😩😩

[grim void]

anyone want to play i am aiming to play 500 to 700

[limpid ferry]

sure hayder what’s your username

[grim void]

HayderHafizKhan

[limpid ferry]

i sent u

i’m not 500 to 700 but i’m chill

[small jungle]

You can just transpose it into alapin

[subtle drum]

Yeah that line is so tricky but I defeated once a 2400 with it 😩😭😭

[small jungle]

It's not that tricky tbh

I mostly play into Smith morra now since I learned how to play against it

[subtle drum]

If you know what to play then it's not 😭😭

But I hate Pirc tbh 😭😭

[hollow rapids]

pirc is indeed not a very chill opening

[small jungle]

Very bad opening

[limpid ferry]

pirc is fun to play against

[subtle drum]

Not BAD u can say

[hollow rapids]

you would've been in in trouble if he knew what en passant was

[paper venture]

is it okay to sent a lichess game link in here?

[limpid ferry]

lmfao

[cobalt oxide]

we talking crap about the pirc here

[small jungle]

Horrendous opening

[limpid ferry]

yeah

[hollow rapids]

am i wrong

[neat atlas]

Mods appearantly don't allow lichess links

[hollow rapids]

nevermind the 300 brain came out

[cobalt oxide]

nah youre just tilted cause its solid and sound

[limpid ferry]

en passant was the best move for him

[small jungle]

wdym solid

[hearty heron]

bro

[paper venture]

I just wanna make sure if someone has cheated

[small jungle]

vro

[hearty heron]

why j cole so peak cro

[hollow rapids]

yeah i know, it was pretty obvious

[limpid ferry]

can someone recommend me a fun weird opening

[subtle drum]

I was just watching random accounts and then I saw a 1 min bullet game against a 2850 WGM and a 2900 rated Players
And they got 97 Accuracy in 50 moves 😭😩

[small jungle]

Idk vro never listened to gim

[subtle drum]

Bongcloud

[cobalt oxide]

polish opening
its just starting with b4

[quasi hare]

Dose anyone know a rare opening that you could surprise a 1300 elo player with.

[hollow rapids]

you're not playing your best are you

[small jungle]

Guatemala defense

[fluid crow]

A4

[limpid ferry]

i had never played against the halloween gambit before

got me off guard

[hollow rapids]

you had a skewer

[subtle drum]

If ur black then play e4 e5 Nf3 f6
They'll prolly play Next and you surprise them with Qe7 😂😂

[frosty peak]

OmarFadila vs. Anonymous

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 c5 3. e3 Nc6 4. [c4] cxd4 5. exd4 Nf6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. h3 Bxf3 8. Qxf3 Nxd4 9. Qd1 Qb6 10. b3 e5 11. Bxe5 Bb4+ 12. Nd2 O-O 13. Be2 Rae8 14. f4 Ne4 15. O-O Nf3+ 

[limpid ferry]

when?

[hearty heron]

u shoul dlisten to 2014 FHD twin

[hollow rapids]

nevermind i was wrong

[craggy ermine]

what’s the best opening

[small jungle]

Ok I will vro

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[craggy ermine]

really

[hearty heron]

i saw some azerbaijani fm in pool istg ts aint me twin

[small jungle]

Yes

[limpid ferry]

that isn’t an opening

[limpid viper]

Lowkey overrated

[craggy ermine]

is it for one side only

[small jungle]

Ofc

[hearty heron]

it has been 1 day since i started listening to this banger bro 💔

[limpid viper]

Listen to his other albums vro

[hollow rapids]

that hayder guy played well for a 360 though

[hearty heron]

born sinner was kinda mid

[subtle drum]

😩 😩 is a peak emoji 😩😩
Frr

[limpid viper]

Crazy

[hearty heron]

i kinda liked the 4 your eyez only

[hearty heron]

yeah ik crazy claim but didnt fw

[limpid ferry]

fr bro he played like a 1800 at the start

[hollow rapids]

@grim void you were much better at some point, do you know what en passant is?

[hearty heron]

@limpid viper which albums his best for u that i gotta listen

[limpid viper]

Good album

[limpid viper]

Ngl album wise he doesn’t have the best albums

[hearty heron]

how u rank em

[limpid ferry]

a good album is siamese dreams by smashing pumpkins

[limpid viper]

Idk I don’t really listen to them all the way through I feel like his albums are his weakest

[craggy ermine]

i agree

[hearty heron]

what do u listen to then unc

[craggy ermine]

the mod is going to come in here and yell at you for not talking about chess

[subtle drum]

[limpid viper]

Idk I just have songs saved vro you should listen to truly yours 1 and 2 tho they’re eps

[hearty heron]

by cole?

[limpid viper]

Yea I think they’re only on YouTube tho

[craggy ermine]

how long does it take to get good at chess

[fluid crow]

Couple days

[craggy ermine]

ha ha

[hearty heron]

found em 1 sec

nah ts is long ima check it l8r

[craggy ermine]

i have a four page paper due tonight

[limber crow]

Hola

[craggy ermine]

helloo

[fluid crow]

Yikes

[craggy ermine]

all is well

[torn spire]

Hello, does openings learn feature expand on subscriptions? Like on london theres only 10 lessons or smthn

[feral heath]

Hi

[fluid crow]

Just check the masters database at that point

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> virtua_l

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Rapid: 2302 (peak)
Blitz: 2059 (2207 peak)
Bullet: 2119 (2172 peak)

[paper venture]

😭

[torn spire]

I actually liked the puzzles like system on learn

[cosmic quest]

lets gooooo

too easy brah

[craggy ermine]

what’s the best place to do puzzles ..

[cosmic quest]

finally top 90 in national leaderboard

[craggy ermine]

wow that’s crazy

[cosmic quest]

im just too goated for this game

[craggy ermine]

you might be ready for checkers

[west cobalt]

All the moves he played were top or second but then again it's a pretty short game

[cosmic quest]

brainrot

💔

[craggy ermine]

was a joke

[cosmic quest]

sorry vro

[craggy ermine]

its ok

[paper venture]

so he can do this by himself it doesnt has to be cheating right?

[cosmic quest]

but finally im actually decent at this game

[craggy ermine]

i’m glad i want to be there one day

[cosmic quest]

time to retire for a year

[craggy ermine]

i miss the feeling of winning against my classmates i’ve never been actually good

[frigid karma]

looks plausible, the beginning it was a typical anti-london, then as soon as you played c4 i would think of try to atack your center like they did. then it's mostly natural moves

[west cobalt]

For 1500 lichess i'd believe its cheating or sus

[paper venture]

no he wasnt 1500

thx guys

[craggy ermine]

does anyone like coffee

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2114 (2129 peak)
Blitz: 1921 (2021 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (peak)

[deft shard]

Me

[craggy ermine]

iced or hot

[limpid ferry]

1500 in lichess is the same as chess.com basically

[deft shard]

Ice

[night dagger]

not showering till i reach 2200

[spice root]

why is he lying

[craggy ermine]

you know what’s up

[limpid ferry]

have u ever played on lichess?

[deft shard]

🐀

[spice root]

yeah

[paper venture]

I do

[craggy ermine]

iced or hot

[limpid ferry]

i’m 1800-2000 in lichess and i’m the same on chess.com

[spice root]

lichess starts at 1500

[potent parrot]

Hello chat

[paper venture]

nope its harder on chess.com

[limpid ferry]

not really

[fluid crow]

Ice coffee so tasty

[spice root]

you must be an outlier

[craggy ermine]

hii

[deft shard]

You must be a(n out)liar

[fluid crow]

That’s a big range

[potent parrot]

I don't think so

[potent parrot]

What's up

[limpid ferry]

well i sometimes lose a lot of elo in a day

[craggy ermine]

i hear guп shots outside my house lol

[fluid crow]

Gulp

[deft shard]

Stay safe

[night dagger]

god bless america

[craggy ermine]

it’s ok i’m making coffee and learning chess openings

[honest oar]

ni-howdy

[craggy ermine]

i know right i’m dutch it’s crazy

[river zealot]

Demon slayer

[potent parrot]

Lmao it's better than my experience for last 2 months "getting boomed"

[fluid crow]

Do you live in Chicago?

[night dagger]

im not american either

[full bronze]

hi trash

[craggy ermine]

omg where

[potent parrot]

The mushroom of explosions was really scary

[river zealot]

Used to be former military

[night dagger]

yes he lives in oblock

[potent parrot]

Iran

[craggy ermine]

noo south west ..

[honest oar]

Dutch people invented capitalism, and unfortunately that doomed all Dutch people eternally to be deemed as inherently evil and deserving of suffering 😔

[craggy ermine]

omg stay safe

[full bronze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cnstix-CciM7ZRcjqY6P7HHdd

[river zealot]

Oops

[craggy ermine]

sorry

[honest oar]

you didn't do it but thank you

[vocal musk]

please keep it chess related tho

[potent parrot]

It's case fire now, I should be safe

[full bronze]

sorry mb

[craggy ermine]

someone teach me an opening pretty please

[night dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/folk-druski-sona-instagram-instagram-meme-gif-18271404859547050805

[craggy ermine]

i don’t know any

[honest oar]

but your queen pawn forward by 2

[craggy ermine]

i just do that

[honest oar]

and you'll win every game, (if ur white)

[fluid crow]

W music

[upbeat brook]

Wanna learn the Italian Game?

[honest oar]

chess lowk sounds so racist 😭

[potent parrot]

U won't believe me, but when they boomed the grocery factory I saw explosions from a really near distance

[craggy ermine]

yes

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418028900577312768/1159804704809828473/IMG_0401.gif

[night dagger]

js watch gotham or sum

[potent parrot]

It was day in middle of night

[blissful maple]

does anyone know how to get the chess piece variannt and sound used by ChessPage1? I cant find it onn chess.com

[fluid crow]

Black can sometimes steal a win tho

[upbeat brook]

How do you want to do this?

[craggy ermine]

i need it in text i’m blind

[craggy ermine]

i didn’t think about this

[honest oar]

thats not better 😭

[fluid crow]

What did I say lol

[potent parrot]

Now back to chess, I haven't played in 52 days because of internet shut down

[full bronze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-brainrot-pigeon-NHIeghz0jugkPogO17

[night dagger]

js transcribe it brah

[honest oar]

"If ur black you can steal the win"
If ur black u steal

[fluid crow]

Whoa that’s racist omg

[limpid ferry]

queen pawn openings are the worst thing ever made

[craggy ermine]

on youtube?

[potent parrot]

Racism?

[plucky kelp]

what is happening 😭

[craggy ermine]

oops

[night dagger]

i believe in you

[plucky kelp]

What IS happening

[fluid crow]

Must have been the wind

[lone totem]

yes

[potent parrot]

Play boring lines u are safe

[upbeat brook]

The Queen's Gambit is alright if you're under 1000

[potent parrot]

KGD

[craggy ermine]

what is the italian game

[potent parrot]

Slave

[limpid ferry]

i meant they are the worst thing cause they are extremely boring

[cobalt oxide]

slav*
common mistake i know

[potent parrot]

King pawn

[craggy ermine]

one or two

[gentle abyss]

bring knight then bishop out

[upbeat brook]

1. e4 e5

2. Nf3 Nc6

3. Bc4 (The "Italian Bishop")

[cobalt oxide]

what do you usually play against them?

[potent parrot]

Bro don't mind my dictation it sucks even with auto correction on keyboard

Mean while teach English for leaving 😂

[craggy ermine]

what confuses me is how do openings work if they don’t do the thing you want? you just stop

[upbeat brook]

You can go pretty far from here, maybe turning it into the Italian Gambit

[full bronze]

[limpid ferry]

albin countergambit dutch benoni chigorin defense

[potent parrot]

E4 E5 with Bc4

[honest oar]

i think that what an opening is meant to do is set you up for a strong midgame by strategically placing your pieces where they could be useful, before they're useful

[upbeat brook]

You pivot from memorized moves to opening principles

[limpid ferry]

i think it was called chigorin i might be wrong

[honest oar]

but im literally 100 elo so like

[craggy ermine]

so they’re in a line?

[cobalt oxide]

oh damn
sound like your doing a okay

[craggy ermine]

wait no

[potent parrot]

On your level just play good moves you can be down a queen and win a game

[craggy ermine]

noted

[limpid ferry]

yeah i dont do bad but its so boring to play against them

[potent parrot]

Never give up

Until u reach 2200

[vocal musk]

have u been in the server before?

[craggy ermine]

nope

[limpid ferry]

how was the opening starting w c3 called

[plucky kelp]

White to play and win

[vocal musk]

and this is your first chess.com account?

[craggy ermine]

new to chess .com too

[honest oar]

something i learnt that I think is true is to never position a piece outside the protection of another piece, and the longer you can chain protection the better off you'll be. the only times i throw matches is when i try and be aggressive and move a piece forward without any guard

[upbeat brook]

Is that a Mega Mawile in your profile picture there?

[honest oar]

course sacking is a thing

[vocal musk]

ye

[craggy ermine]

noted

[spare kelp]

yo

[dusky oasis]

You can also place pieces where the enemy can't reach em or it's dangerous, aggressive chess is also very rewarding

[potent parrot]

Kd5...

[upbeat brook]

Same, I've been using lichess until about a month ago

[limpid ferry]

duras gambit is so fun trust me

[honest oar]

more than once i've moved a piece forward to take a queen or bishop, only to get sniped from a piece i overlooked

[plucky kelp]

What if black plays a random move lik Bc3?

[honest oar]

I literally had the sniper bishop meme happen to me

[potent parrot]

Push

[honest oar]

i felt so mad at myself

[limpid ferry]

lichess is kinda bad

[plucky kelp]

push what

[craggy ermine]

would anyone want to play me i’m not a complete chess beginner but im definitely not good haha

[limpid ferry]

what’s your elo?

[craggy ermine]

i haven’t played a game

[honest oar]

type /profile

[upbeat brook]

I cannot agree, as it was my first chess platform I played on. It was practically my chess home

[limpid ferry]

but did you play anywhere else

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mithl0nd

This is the Chess.com profile of mithl0nd. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[weak shore]

hi

[honest oar]

woa

unranked

like a unicorn

[craggy ermine]

i used to play my friends in primary school

[potent parrot]

Kd6 u force check and go e7 to support pawn push and block squares

[craggy ermine]

that’s it really, i was the best but they weren’t any good

[cobalt oxide]

king d6?
just move out the way so your pawn can premote and the black king cant do much

[plucky kelp]

Sina Movahed did not see a move ahead 😔

[static kiln]

as an aggressive player
i just injure the opponent

[dusky oasis]

exactly

[honest oar]

beating up the other person is how i've been winning most of my chess matches ya

[potent parrot]

Last trap Qc7

[plucky kelp]

...i want moves not plans

[dusky oasis]

I always play the same game, win material advantage and then simplify

[craggy ermine]

i just want to play chess and not write paper

[static kiln]

hard to do online so i started utilizing hacking to shut off their computer and get the win

[upbeat brook]

Break their legs, then win. Never play passive openings either

[craggy ermine]

what kind of chess is this…

[static kiln]

im joking dont ban me pls😢

[honest oar]

jokes fr are illegal these days huh

[dusky oasis]

Chat I've hit the point in my chess career where I have to study endgame and mating patterns

[upbeat brook]

Passive? Not taking control in the beginning to avoid getting beat. It's basically using a shield to protect yourself from the sword

[zinc prairie]

I am so happy today, and I feel like I'm goated.

[static kiln]

because u are

[honest oar]

the mating patterns of what?

[zinc prairie]

Thank you, sir!

[honest oar]

also is this like, for school, or ur a freak?

[dusky oasis]

mating the king

[honest oar]

thats called yaoi

[craggy ermine]

son

[dusky oasis]

my friend, I'm talking about chess

[upbeat brook]

That's gay

[plucky kelp]

Imagine joking about Hikaru's performance in the candidates.
Imagine making fun of Hikaru for doing poorly in candidates when he didn't warm up with actual top level classical tournaments and he expected himself to do well

[upbeat brook]

Trash gets it

[dusky oasis]

either way I need to learn how to actually win the game and not only the position xd

[craggy ermine]

so who dares to play me…

[merry trail]

not me

[static kiln]

always the 200s😭

[upbeat brook]

We're just fking around with you

[plucky kelp]

Imagine qualifying for one of the biggest classical chess events by just playing open tournaments with really low rated people just to meet the requirements for qualification and expecting yourself to do well when you didn't play any actual classical chess against top levels

[zinc prairie]

I was stressing out last night.

[upbeat brook]

I dare

[dusky oasis]

ya all good x3

[honest oar]

tbh they're unranked so they could be like secretly really really good

[zinc prairie]

Now, I'm happy. What a life! I feel like I can win all my games today

[static kiln]

not better than the scandi god

[merry trail]

he didn't just wake up with 2800 classical fide broski

[potent parrot]

Kd5 Bc3 Kd6 Bb4+ Kd7 Bc3 d6 kf6 push pawn

[merry trail]

you're the fake ai voice guy I remember you from yesterday

[plucky kelp]

literally the arguement of every hikaru supporter. just because he hit 2800 once or twice doesn't mean he can just not prepare and still expect to do well.

[potent parrot]

Hikaru has nerv problem

[static kiln]

yo who is typing

[kindred raft]

hi guys i am magnus carlsen

fr

[plucky kelp]

and I'm a toaster

[craggy ermine]

let’s go

[potent parrot]

He is good and when he starts loosing he just can't focus

[upbeat brook]

KISS ME MAGNUS PLEASE

[upbeat brook]

paddycapsfan

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> FM Jahandar Azadaliyev (getrichordietryin03)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: FM Jahandar Azadaliyev (getrichordietryin03)
Title: FIDE Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2244 (2260 peak)
Blitz: 2945 (2954 peak)
Bullet: 3116 (peak)

[kindred raft]

kisses passionately 💋

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-brain-kitty-boykisser-gif-8234569603800668383

[merry trail]

I'm not hikaru supporter btw I'm one of the most people who dislike him. but facts are just facts
he deserves that rating because he didn't just accidentally get it

[fathom canyon]

Stop being weird lol

[cobalt oxide]

i was
then i pressed enter

[kindred raft]

hi levy

[final saddle]

Guys keep it related to chess otherwise you will get warned

[limpid ferry]

who’s better hikaru or me?

[potent parrot]

They removed the rating slot if I remember correctly

[static kiln]

mr rozman guess my elo

[plucky kelp]

yeah true, when he got that rating he deserves it, he was actually good at chess.
But he's not the best player in the world, he's not like a gifted kid that can do anything without preparation.
He still gotta prepare

[upbeat brook]

Did you find me?

[honest oar]

talking about how to mate your king and kissing magnus is chess related wdym?

[static kiln]

what point u tryna prove

[limpid ferry]

is 3000 elo good for a beginner?

[kindred raft]

guys after 1200 rating what to do i know only 1 opening from white and 1 from black lol london and indian what to do to increase and be tactical

[merry trail]

do you think magnus deserves number 1 right now?

[honest oar]

idk im 5000 but i still lose to the bots

[potent parrot]

U think winner of candidates is best player in the world?

[plucky kelp]

Yeah I actually do, he's still the best player in the world.

[craggy ermine]

sorry having technical difficulties

[upbeat brook]

No worries, I can wait

[honest oar]

is the the curly haired guy who punched the table in that one clip?

[potent parrot]

If they run candidates again with same players in next 6 months someone else will win it

[limpid ferry]

yeah same i keep losing to stockfish idk how im that bad

[static kiln]

me?

[merry trail]

he's not an active player actually
so with your standards of evaluating hikaru, magnus doesn't deserve number 1 because he's not an active classical chess player

[honest oar]

idk it gave real chud energy

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478743767799431342/caption.gif

[static kiln]

probably magnus not me

[honest oar]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-rage-slam-table-gif-3278955469026070231

[upbeat brook]

Hey Zailyn

[limpid ferry]

what a chud

[upbeat brook]

My favorite lurker :3

[final saddle]

Hi guys

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

[honest oar]

converting internal anger into external harm is chud

[final saddle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[honest oar]

😭

[merry trail]

I love you for that

[honest oar]

can't even tell people to stfu anymore 😭

[hexed oracle]

dawg

[limpid ferry]

nice account buddy

[plucky kelp]

WHERE IS NODIRBEK PLAYING? 😭

[upbeat brook]

No need to be a dick, just ignore him

[static kiln]

i don't know this player but this is disrespectful behaviour, he has to be maximum 1000 rated, and that's being generous , no advanced player will ever show disrespect like that, let alone a grandmaster

[final saddle]

wdym?

[limpid ferry]

was your elo promised to you 3000 years ago?

[shell lynx]

Pearly gates

[hexed oracle]

The Holy Land of Ducks

[tawdry heart]

Hello

[merry trail]

heaven apparently

[final saddle]

Hi

[plucky kelp]

Hai duck master

[hexed oracle]

Yellow, Torbith

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-dance-wiggle-mofka-happy-gif-9100348786306143377

[honest oar]

https://tenor.com/view/katia-managan-prequel-katia-managan-khajit-gif-19570649

[hexed oracle]

Me workin on big chess project :D

[zinc prairie]

Keep it about chess

[static kiln]

my elo is 1073
any tips to improve?

[zinc prairie]

[plucky kelp]

Ooo cool! may I know what is it about? :3

[final saddle]

#💬〡improvement-talk go here sir.

[limpid ferry]

play duras gambit

[honest oar]

im going to checkmate you

[zinc prairie]

😳

[final saddle]

Don't give him wrong directions thanks.

[steady moon]

play the najdorf.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abhinav (abhinavmishra2008)

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Name: Abhinav (abhinavmishra2008)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1241 (peak)
Blitz: 545 (642 peak)
Bullet: 576 (641 peak)

[honest oar]

i was gonna sans the check but i thought that would have been too much 💀

[limpid ferry]

i got to 2000 on lichess w duras ✌️😅

[hexed oracle]

has potential to change how chess is played between universities and schools, on short a platform for educational instituition to be able to play between them without the need to register to the national chess federation and more stuff like that. On short a way to promote competitive chess between educational institutions :D

[zinc prairie]

Yes. Let's keep it professional in here

[merry trail]

why does it say you're from Africa

[upbeat brook]

He's in both Asia and Africa at the same time

[kindred raft]

guys why am i good in rapid and bad in bullet nd blitz like 1200 in rapid an 600 in others

[limpid ferry]

because africa was promised to israel also

[steady moon]

because both were promised to him 3000 years ago.

[hexed oracle]

still working on it but it should be finished until start of summer

[merry trail]

interesting

[kindred raft]

guys why am i good in rapid and bad in bullet nd blitz like 1200 in rapid an 600 in others

[upbeat brook]

Because you have more time to think in rapid, therefore, making better moves

[static kiln]

he ain't egyptian is he

[final saddle]

im half asian half kongo and a little bit of jewish

[kindred raft]

but still 600 ;-;

[upbeat brook]

Maybe, maybe not

[limpid ferry]

so can you say the n word?

[final saddle]

but guys keep it related to chess

[zinc prairie]

Let's not promote nonsense

[honest oar]

sports sounds immensely gay if you don't understand the context. Like in chess we of course have our kings getting mated, but in basket ball you'll hear the announcers unironically say "X is really good at handling balls, I mean his- AND Y JUST GOT POUNDED FROM BEHIND!"

[hexed oracle]

Can you stop talking about israel and making stereotypical jokes ?

[merry trail]

smart question

[limpid ferry]

let’s keep it chess related

[cobalt oxide]

the one time i agree with this

cringe

[upbeat brook]

This is what blind people interoperate sports as

[final saddle]

<@&745328830649991179> Not professional .

[static kiln]

enta masri

[plucky kelp]

In football/soccer goalkeepers have to be good at catching balls

[merry trail]

he has many passes
lucky him

[merry trail]

yes indeed

[honest oar]

wait this is a wonderful test, how long can you abuse the mod ping before they catch on

[limpid ferry]

I use arch btw

[kindred raft]

is 1200 rating and 1100 games justified ?

[honest oar]

like are they just gonna keep blindly deleteing the posts you're replying to?

[midnight anvil]

What the …

[static kiln]

Linux?

[upbeat brook]

Maybe like, 2

[limpid ferry]

yes btw

[plucky kelp]

Invis is the number 1 at that, no way Clav can catch up to him

[final saddle]

You always here causing troubble why cant you just behave?

[steady moon]

you should be at 1200 after 6 or 7 games tbf.

[static kiln]

he's not causing any trouble

[honest oar]

im literally just hanging out

[limpid ferry]

are you the real clav 😧

[upbeat brook]

The mods don't give a shit about what goes on in here unless there's p0rn or something

[honest oar]

atleast call me a ???

[kindred raft]

😞

[merry trail]

he has promised pinges that saved them from 3000 years ago

[final saddle]

@vocal musk look

[static kiln]

??? not causing any trouble

[kindred raft]

why are girls bad at chess

😈

[steady moon]

he is causing trouble.

[final saddle]

<@&745328830649991179> sexist ...

[limpid ferry]

because palantir

[honest oar]

btw server mods do ban people for not respecting pronouns

[upbeat brook]

You funny
I'm gonna call you Dave Chappelle with how much you're making me laugh

[kindred raft]

i mean im speaking facts

[static kiln]

enough

[spring sand]

My people

[rain mango]

YOOOO im no 1 in my league divisionnn!!!

[limpid ferry]

i’m christian btw

[merry trail]

you're like that annoying kid in school that tells the teacher he forgot to give homework

[steady moon]

wasn’t even talking about you but go on.

[rain sapphire]

No ones bad at chess except englund players

[upbeat brook]

@wicked ibex get in here, tell us if that's sexist

[serene wadi]

Why is @serene wadi bad at chess?

Wait, that's me

[merry trail]

ibn baladi

[spice root]

saying that while having a clavicular pfp is diabolical

[honest oar]

being christian doesn't mean you can disrespect people i think it means the opposite? 💀

[final saddle]

Yeah I just want everyone to learn its better for the community

[kindred raft]

meow

[honest oar]

my bad sorry

[wicked ibex]

paddy shut up idc

[final saddle]

Wdym?

[kindred raft]

someone's ego is triggered maybe

[limpid ferry]

i disrespected no one, please stop making up stuff like israelis playing victims.

[spice root]

you actual grey

[serene wadi]

You are right

[upbeat brook]

[kindred raft]

MEOW

[spring sand]

[honest oar]

actually 🔥 post you're such a modern day templar soldier doing a holy crusade

[limpid ferry]

I can only wish

[serene wadi]

Templars by Sabaton 🔥

[spice root]

larp larp sahur

[rain sapphire]

The hells happening here

[kindred raft]

israel is best man its like queen hitting a pawn

[upbeat brook]

I'm here to cause more havoc, while also averting havoc. Like this

[serene wadi]

You can disrespect me though it's ok I deserve it

[kindred raft]

nah man i respect u

[limpid ferry]

israel is like a queen killing its own pawns

[kindred raft]

🏍

[honest oar]

"You can disrespect me though it's ok I like it"*

[final saddle]

@honest oar look dms

[serene wadi]

I feel like if I can't send gifs I'm not even myself

[honest oar]

ew no

wtf you dmd me?

[serene wadi]

Yo chill

[limpid ferry]

look dms

[final saddle]

I need help

[upbeat brook]

Bro, actually stop
You used to be funny, now you're a poopy face

[merry trail]

nah G you good

[serene wadi]

Too far! Too far! Man down!

[honest oar]

one of you is lying

[full bronze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gigachad-3hBTH8bV4n5RKZXQe6

[limpid ferry]

check again

[kindred raft]

guys what do u think do jesus and allah used to play chess

[final saddle]

please answer mam

[upbeat brook]

I'd say ignore it

[spring sand]

Hello

[zinc prairie]

Let's not talk about religion here

[rain sapphire]

I would open it

[honest oar]

i am im not even going to look at it it's funnier that way

[honest oar]

no you're also a freak

[limpid ferry]

can we keep women out of the chat, this is supposed to be serious

[kindred raft]

im not talking about religion bro- IM CHILLL

[upbeat brook]

I'm about to DM a mod if you keep this shit going mate

[kindred raft]

u mean in kitchen

[rain sapphire]

[final saddle]

Go ahead its not like im close friends with them

[zinc prairie]

The council sees you. Get to 1500

[serene wadi]

Dude

[merry trail]

can we just mass report him lol

[upbeat brook]

He's getting angry over chess.comcord
Like, it has 200,000 people in it

[midnight bough]

my elo is 1

[signal snow]

ADHD is a superpower

[kindred raft]

😞im so noob bro im sorry

[upbeat brook]

Sure, might as well

[limpid ferry]

reporting ppl is the most estrogenic ability available

[kindred raft]

will u marry me

[honest oar]

well like it's either
1: a dick pic
2: gore
3: some dumb shit

I don't need any of that

[spring sand]

My elo is π

[midnight bough]

im neurodivergent but dont have adhd :(

[zinc prairie]

Stop bullying people. Go talk to you chess coach

[upbeat brook]

@wicked ibex is my girl though

[spice root]

why are you hating?

[rain sapphire]

Thats kinda cool though

[upbeat brook]

It's actually all of the above

[spring sand]

Ty

[honest oar]

holy shit i need to report people

[spice root]

11 year old trying to imitate tate

[merry trail]

my chess coach?

[limpid ferry]

chud rage

[kindred raft]

idgaf all igaf is bout u ❤️

[honest oar]

smuggle estrogen to my girlies

[spice root]

indeed you are a chud

[zinc prairie]

Yes

[limpid ferry]

😂

[kindred raft]

whats chud

[wicked ibex]

PADDY WHY ARE YOU PINGING ME TO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE

[merry trail]

who's this I wonder

[limpid ferry]

i’m 6ft 2 btw

[spice root]

i am too

[kindred raft]

cause ur fart is good

[limpid ferry]

i didn’t ask

[upbeat brook]

Reasons unbeknownst to me

[honest oar]

suddenly you're physically attractive??

[final saddle]

sure buddy

[spice root]

but that doesn't mean anything if you're chopped

[limpid ferry]

dms

[gentle abyss]

\

[zinc prairie]

<@&745328830649991179> what is this conversation. i pinged him earlier about stuff

[static kiln]

forgot the @servermod

[honest oar]

no??? 😭

[limpid ferry]

pls mommy

[wicked ibex]

nono its ok its js a joke

[final saddle]

Keep it related

[merry trail]

bro tf💀

[signal snow]

I'm 6'3 220lbs lean

[limpid ferry]

🌝

[kindred raft]

hey im new give me a chance 😞 im a chess player

[upbeat brook]

Mini-modding is not permitted

[static kiln]

u do not seem to keep it related yourself

[limpid ferry]

lmfao

[final saddle]

Just behave sir.

Idc i mog u

[plucky kelp]

ngl I wish nihal qualifies for EWC again. the s8ul watchparty was actually so wholesome

[upbeat brook]

Right, see, that's mini-modding

[signal snow]

And 2500 , 200 iq, so no

[short swallow]

Over for you.

[serene wadi]

But aren't you mini modding by saying this?
And now I'm mini modding by telling you
And now I'm mini modding by telling myself

[honest oar]

any time some dude comes in here mega sexist he always devolves into some thumb sucking wishes he was in a femdom situationship

[limpid ferry]

I mog everyone

[spring sand]

Check these two sets

[final saddle]

HAHAAHAAHAAHHAAHAHA

[limpid ferry]

it’s over gg

[upbeat brook]

Shit, you're right

[kindred raft]

EVERYONE!!!! knight or bishop ????(detailed answers will be appreciated)❗❗❗❗‼‼‼‼‼⁉⁉⁉❗❗❗❗❗

[zinc prairie]

Please don't jumpscare us.

[blissful maple]

how do u get more sets? Do u need to buy the suuubscription?

[limpid ferry]

if i just had image perms …

[static kiln]

they're both ass imo
pawns on the left set are cool tho

[spring sand]

Depends heavily on the position

[fathom canyon]

I think the 3rd one is better

[honest oar]

literally retched why are teenagers posting selfies

[static kiln]

use an extension

[kindred raft]

like

[short swallow]

What are you lying for?

[upbeat brook]

What the- Where?

[blissful maple]

extension?

[limpid ferry]

bishop is better.

[spring sand]

Nah it hink the one on the right looks amazing

[serene wadi]

So hard for people not to be sexist I swear

[merry trail]

Not to mention, Out of all the places in the world he chose a chess server 💀 I feel bad for him lol

[limpid ferry]

i mog you moid.

[static kiln]

browser extension for chesscom
i havent done it before but i think u can get any set

[blissful maple]

oh shit? Ill look

[short swallow]

No.

[static kiln]

reminds me of android in 2016 if that makes any sense like the google style they had going on
very plain and i dont hate minimalism but this just looks boring

[spring sand]

Closed position? Knight
Open position? Bishop
Thats still depends on the activity of the piece, if u got two bishops or not etc etc

[honest oar]

please stop

[serene wadi]

Don't be sexist, be dexist.

[upbeat brook]

Not in here mate...

[kindred raft]

ooo

[honest oar]

holy moly

[zinc prairie]

Tell him

[blissful maple]

get the rug ouut of ur face man ❤️

[limpid ferry]

bishop is superior because it reaches further

[serene wadi]

Hey, ChatGPT create an image of ..

[limpid ferry]

how did u get image perms

[kindred raft]

just like my

[spring sand]

Fair although it's just personal preference so neither is wrong, i saw it in magnus chess app where you play against him in every age

[upbeat brook]

I'm going to #💬〡general-off-topic
Kinda over these two-year-olds

[merry trail]

very situational, in some cases a bishop is better than another bishop
in other cases a knight is better than a whole rook
so there's no simple answer

[honest oar]

im trying not to be mega woke and bring up toxic masculinity and how it hurts men just as much as women

[final saddle]

Im friends with mawile

[zinc prairie]

nah just tell him to stop

[serene wadi]

Mad facts

[limpid ferry]

can i have image perms ma wile

[short swallow]

How do I go from 1950 to 2000 in rapid?

[serene wadi]

No

[kindred raft]

guys tell me 2 best opening or more for each white and black ❗❗❗❗❗

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2008 (peak)
Bullet: 2205 (peak)

[honest oar]

connect ur connect but these people should not connect

[limpid ferry]

just play games bruh it’s the same thing

[short swallow]

No.

[spring sand]

As a person rated in that range idfk

[signal snow]

Tempo

[short swallow]

It’s different.

[limpid ferry]

it’s basically the same

[kindred raft]

guys tell me 2 best opening or more for each white and black ❗❗❗❗❗

[west cobalt]

Pray to Magnus 3 times a day

[limpid ferry]

okay buddy

[gritty wave]

Stop blunder

[limpid ferry]

for white the plato gambit and diogenes queen opening and for black none because they are defences

[spring sand]

How to not blunder 101:
Step one: don't play

[limpid ferry]

ok no for white ruy lopez and italian

[short swallow]

How? I notice I blunder a lot.

[kindred raft]

so what am i supposed to play in case of black?

[spring sand]

Which

[static kiln]

would like to write a big ass paragraph but really theyre both GENERALLY equal
one is better than the other in certain positions for sure, but that's why they're equal in the first place, u cannot have a definitive answer for which one is better

[short swallow]

❤️

[gritty wave]

I never played rapid but i imagine with 10 entire minutes to think its hard to blunder

[dusky oasis]

man this loss was a lesson, pawns are DANGEROUS
https://www.chess.com/live/game/167726570492

[frosty peak]

Ols_en (293) vs. c1nnam1lk (267)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Bc4 d6 5. d3 Nf6 6. Be3 O-O 7. a3 Bd7 8. b4 Bxe3 9. fxe3 Ng4 10. d4 Nxe3 11. Qe2 Nxc4 12. Qxc4 Be6 13. d5 Bg4 14. dxc6 Qf6 15. cxb7 Rab8 16. Qxc7 Qf4 17. Nd5 Qxe4+ 18. Kf2 Qxd5 19. Rad1 Qxb7 20. Qxb7 Rxb7 21. Rxd6 e4 22. Ng5 Bf5 23. c4 Rbb8 24. c5 h6 25. Rc1 hxg5 26. Rb1 g4 27. b5 g6 28. b6 a5 29. c6 Rfc8 30. b7 Re8 31. c7 e3+ 32. Ke1 e2 33. Rd8 Kf8 34. Rxb8 Bxb1 35. c8=Q Rxc8 36. bxc8=Q+ Kg7 37. Rxb1 g3 38. hxg3 g5 39. Kxe2 f6 40. Rb7+ Kg6 41. Rb5 f5 42. Qxf5+ Kh5 43. Qxg5# 

[limpid ferry]

maybe giuco piano and the marshall one of ruy lopez

[cobalt oxide]

blundering isnt really much of an issue
its more so inaccuracies and leading to mistakes

[dusky oasis]

how tf am I supposed to get out of 300...

[spring sand]

Nah uh, go play rapid and see for urself

[limpid ferry]

sicilian or just e5

[gritty wave]

Yeah gotta be precise

[honest oar]

just win?

[static kiln]

hes right
at high level chess ull never see people blundering in rapid

[limpid ferry]

and if they play d4 play d5 and accept the queens gambit trust

[cobalt oxide]

obviously

[limpid ferry]

if they offer it

[kindred raft]

why people play blitz n bullet more than rapid ?? (except they are short) ❗❗❗❗

[limpid viper]

There’s blunders in classical at the high level what do you mean bro

[honest oar]

What would be the chess equivalent of a pool player playing with their non-dominant hand? Like how could you get typical chess pros to play hilariously bad?

[limpid ferry]

because they are brainroted and can’t last 5 mins without a dopamine attack

[spring sand]

How high exactly are we talking? Also at my level in rapid both me and my opponents occasionally blunder, everyone blunders

[merry trail]

not true yasta

[static kiln]

i personally think blitz is a way closer time control to rapid than bullet (even though math says otherwise)

[cobalt oxide]

short is the main thing 🤷🏿‍♂️

[spring sand]

Your goal is to lower the average amount of blunders in your games

[limpid ferry]

put them on drugs

[static kiln]

im talking straight away hanging pieces

that just doesn't happen

[kindred raft]

wdym

[kindred raft]

i mean 10min is not that long

[spring sand]

Blundering a 6 move smothered checkmate still happens

[frigid karma]

well at 300 there is a lot of things you can improve relatively quicky to get rating, it's one of the benefits of being a beginner, you can improve almost anything, and it will reflect on your rating

[merry trail]

it happens less
but it still happens
but depends on how high the level of chess are we talking

[hearty heron]

Id die rather play it consistently

[limpid ferry]

how can i improve at 2900?

[cobalt oxide]

6 minutes compared to 20 minutes is long
this is the age of short attention spans and all that

[spring sand]

Tell me when you know bro

[gritty wave]

Did you reach 3000?

[hearty heron]

Blitz?

[gritty wave]

Ye

[kindred raft]

i dont get it explain

[hearty heron]

Nah 2945 peaked 2954

[kindred raft]

but u can use more brain in that time

[gritty wave]

[kindred raft]

and improve

[limpid ferry]

lmk if u need tips son

[hearty heron]

Son yo ass dawg

[spring sand]

Why can't you use the same amount of "brain" in rapid games

Or u meant smth else

[honest oar]

why don't you wanna take chess lessons from the wannabe templar 💀

[kindred raft]

ye

[steady moon]

what if you don’t have a brain?

[gritty wave]

Rapid is probably best for improvement

[spring sand]

Bluetooth?

[limpid ferry]

why are all women talking abt me

[wicked ibex]

my innocence went away after I saw this sticker