💬〡chess-talk

[pastel matrix]

its like my brain shutdown and i see my time on life support

[fluid crow]

(gasp) does he know other people also have jobs

[pastel matrix]

[fickle delta]

I don't get the whole "tilting" thing. I get hella nervous when I play. Jittery af, feels like I'm 8 years old and about to be scolded for breaking stuff

[cerulean pond]

just

[pastel matrix]

why are u jittery in a chess game tho

[subtle thicket]

Get relaxed it’s just a mental block.

[pastel matrix]

i think you need to be hydrated

[buoyant warren]

i felt that at first too but once u play more u eventually go through ur crashout arc and then u dont gaf anymore

[subtle thicket]

Sometimes I start laughing in chess when I take someone piece and they start making moves in anger I can sense the anger

[cobalt helm]

I hope so

[fluid crow]

😇

[cobalt helm]

Im noob alr

But dont bully me

Cuz ur a noob for someone

[fluid crow]

dont call yourself a noob... maybe mega noob lol

[cobalt oxide]

I do the same thing
Except I dont laugh at all and look at them in pity

[cobalt helm]

Someone around 3000 elo maybe

[fluid crow]

😇

[cobalt helm]

Wagari ur a bully

[fluid crow]

nuh uh

[cobalt helm]

Bullies get bad karma

[fluid crow]

I gotta balance my irl karma

[cobalt helm]

I will get depressed cuz u called me mega noob

[cobalt oxide]

This is not da way

[fluid crow]

😇

[cobalt helm]

Good luck playing the candidates for the next 2 hours

[fluid crow]

that is over 😭

[rocky sky]

Want to play rapid

[fluid crow]

youd win nty

[pastel matrix]

i really need a new opening

[cobalt helm]

@ocean gale

[rocky sky]

Bruh you are 800 higher rated

[cobalt helm]

This guy is a magician

[fluid crow]

😇 exactly its golf score

[rocky sky]

Want to play 🫥

[fluid crow]

like I said you would crush me bec im bad

[cobalt oxide]

E4 or d4 opening?

[cobalt helm]

She’s afraid of bad karma

[rocky sky]

Please 😭

[subtle thicket]

Karma never forgets

[fluid crow]

shh dont expose me

[pastel matrix]

d4

[subtle thicket]

I will eat your elo

[pastel matrix]

i should stop using weird openings

[fluid crow]

league of legends support karma?

[cobalt helm]

Thats the queen pushers

[rocky sky]

Play cow

[hollow fractal]

Yes learn boncould

[cobalt helm]

Use pirc’s

[cobalt oxide]

Trumpowski?

Trump is good

[steady moon]

just play najdorf bruv.

[covert dagger]

oswald, not two times in one day

[hollow fractal]

Dragon is better

[steady moon]

najdorf clears.

[pastel matrix]

i glaze my kan setup

[cobalt oxide]

My messages wouldn't hurt a fly

[fickle delta]

I don't know. I get really nervous. I have around 400 games played but I still feel like I'm on trial whenever I start a game

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[fluid crow]

the openings have names?!? must be little fella lingo

[pastel matrix]

oh rite that exists

[cobalt helm]

Duras gambit

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvkmgN5G0

[fluid crow]

banger

[rocky sky]

You mean the rolls Royce

[hollow fractal]

Dragon is more tactical and the opponent won't even have time to breath and get attacked vigorously

[pastel matrix]

oh i see

[hollow fractal]

Why is bro explaining me?

[pastel matrix]

me and my mieses opening

[rocky sky]

Want to play 😭

[cobalt helm]

Anyone plays duras gambit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fluid crow]

beggars cant be choosers climb ladder

[cobalt helm]

Its a mate in 4

[pastel matrix]

im pretty obsessed moving my pawns anywhere on the 3rd or 7th rank

[cobalt oxide]

You dont sound very excited

[fluid crow]

😇

[rocky sky]

Bruh shut up

[fluid crow]

im a saint 😇

[pastel matrix]

i tried it once but never really knew what its for lol

[fickle delta]

Poor fella needs an ice pack

[cobalt helm]

U neeed to try duras gambit

[pastel matrix]

n o

[cobalt helm]

W hy🥹

[cobalt oxide]

If only their was YouTube videos illustrating its exact purpose

[nimble arch]

Tog

[rocky sky]

No you aren't you are ragebaiting

[nimble arch]

But we dont like tog

[fluid crow]

nope just being my usual saint self 😇

[pastel matrix]

i cant be using youtube while on a game

[rocky sky]

Fine

[scarlet arrow]

hi hi h i ihi

[cobalt oxide]

You're joking right?

[nimble arch]

Hi

[cobalt oxide]

😭

[pastel matrix]

me move piece, me think about it later

peak chess calculation

[cobalt helm]

65% win rate

[nimble arch]

For white maybe

[cobalt oxide]

Its like they say
Sixty-five percent of the time, it works every time

[pastel matrix]

use it only for music

[cobalt helm]

Its magical cuz u play with king

[cobalt helm]

Religious music

[cobalt helm]

Weird for ppl who don’t know it

[ionic crater]

[nimble arch]

Wait a minute did you get that satistic from a remote chess academy short

[fluid crow]

i understood that reference

[spring sand]

Satistic?

[pastel matrix]

[scarlet arrow]

SURPRISE

SERVICE

[nimble arch]

Stat

[cobalt oxide]

Oh I think I saw him make a that duras opening video too

[cobalt helm]

No from insta reel

[nimble arch]

Thats wrose

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/bsLt8.gif

[spring sand]

Ohh statistic

[nimble arch]

Still remote?

[pastel matrix]

ngl that duras line barely happens

[neat roost]

I love blue

[cobalt helm]

No some Brazilian phonk reel

[cobalt helm]

Yeah no one knows it

[nimble arch]

Because thats the stat after white makes mistak- what the fudge

And its not even in otb games

[spring sand]

@cobalt helm for this whole time i thought ur pfp is a guy with a white beard

[pastel matrix]

very cool

[nimble arch]

Have you checked the actual database for the duras

[spring sand]

Until i focused

[nimble arch]

Because that statistic is bs

[fluid crow]

is a w song if you listen

[cobalt helm]

A chick fil-A sauce

[spring sand]

Huh

[cobalt helm]

Bro its better than caro kann

[pastel matrix]

i knew the band since i played some songs on drums

[cobalt helm]

https://tenor.com/view/chick-fil-a-no-chick-fil-a-sauce-sauce-chick-fil-a-girl-gif-6292853182814460388

[fluid crow]

oh nice!

[nimble arch]

You didn’t answer the question

[cobalt helm]

No I didnt

[pastel matrix]

very very cool

[fluid crow]

are you bochi fr?

[cobalt helm]

🥹

Plz correct me

[nimble arch]

Smh

[pastel matrix]

i suck so noe

[fluid crow]

dam 😭

[zealous marsh]

I love my plot armor

[keen hearth]

Brilliants in bullet chess are never fun to deal with...

[fluid crow]

I forget the drummers name lol I need to rewatch

[cobalt helm]

I tried Laskar fatal attraction and got smacked hard 🥹

[nimble arch]

Masters database white has won 2/3 games

Lichess database 2200+ non bullet white wins 52%

Lichess in general is white wins 51%
Mostly because low rated ppl cant use pawn advantage

If you filter to only allow rapid or higher that goes up to 54% tho

[cobalt helm]

Sheesh thats so bad

54 is so bad

[nimble arch]

It really is

[pastel matrix]

ichika

[nimble arch]

White has 54

[pastel matrix]

im more of a bassist

[fluid crow]

that doesnt sound right

[pastel matrix]

Nijika

i mistaken it

[fluid crow]

yea thats it I think

[subtle thicket]

Me after beating someone 500 elo below me

[cobalt helm]

Thats sad news

[honest oar]

thats so sad 😭

[cobalt helm]

But it’s something rewarding cuz no one knows the line and its tricky somehow

[nimble arch]

Shouldnt be

[pastel matrix]

maybe in lower elos tho

[cobalt helm]

Yeah if ppl wanna just check exposed king

[pastel matrix]

even then tho

i do think 1200 could get an advantage of it

[nimble arch]

Things are unpopular for a reason

[cyan epoch]

Bro duras gambit r we srs

[craggy ermine]

hi guys!

[cobalt helm]

Alr I neeeed sth crazy

[subtle thicket]

What’s Durag gambit

https://tenor.com/view/cocodelvigne-durag-cocodurag-pesage-gif-20292457

[cobalt helm]

Forget about duras I need sth explosive

[pastel matrix]

my mieses opening tho

[nimble arch]

I dont understand why some ppl try to just play uncommon stuff

[craggy ermine]

what’s up here

[nimble arch]

Suprise factor ehhh okayish but what happens otb

[nimble arch]

Mieses veinna isnt bad ngl

[still spoke]

Some of these guys really lack brain cells

[cyan epoch]

Uncommon isnt bad only if the line isnt entirely refuted

[pastel matrix]

truee

[cobalt helm]

This fires some brain cells

Maybe more fun

Its a game so ppl wanna have fun

[still spoke]

Alien gambit is the only fun you should be having

[cobalt helm]

Its sooo wonderful

[fluid crow]

"there is a house in new Orleans"

[still spoke]

I don’t know how to play it but when i see those tiktok videos it brings me joy

[cobalt helm]

Look at the board of that crazy guy

And just copy him

Its not quantum physics

[still spoke]

Wow I never thought of that!

[tawny ledge]

Howdy, Chat

[pastel matrix]

rising sun

[cobalt helm]

I wanna know every square names

[still spoke]

I meant I can’t play it to memory like I can with caro kann for example

[cobalt helm]

Rubbbbbbish

Caro kann is the worst

[pastel matrix]

y e s n v m

[still spoke]

That and I think Italian opening are my 2 openings

[cobalt helm]

I get demolished when I play it

[pastel matrix]

i hate the caro

made a repertoire solely for the caro

[cobalt helm]

U dont play queen’s gambit

[still spoke]

No

[cobalt helm]

4 knights?

[still spoke]

Well

[cobalt helm]

Center gameeeee?

[still spoke]

I do when my opponent plays weird

[cerulean pond]

If you want to be master I have two very good opening@!

[pastel matrix]

pro what is it

[still spoke]

Is one the Magnus opening

[cobalt helm]

Which ones?

[cobalt helm]

Scotchhhhh

[still spoke]

What’s the American opening

Do all my pawns spawn with guns

[cerulean pond]

SICILIAN AND 1.e4

best by test. --->fischer

[cobalt helm]

I play e4 always

[still spoke]

e4 is what basically everyone plays

[cobalt helm]

Sicilian I get demolished

[still spoke]

At least at my range

[cobalt helm]

Many possibilities , fast development

[pastel matrix]

what about kan in the sicilian

[still spoke]

True

[pastel matrix]

should i stick or noe

[cobalt helm]

Scotch is pure bullying

[still spoke]

The best opening is when my opponent moves his queen 8 times and I develop everything

Damn wtf I just watched a scotch opening and it is bullying

[cobalt helm]

Yeah its easy to play too

Cuz everyone follows the script

[still spoke]

I saw a vid they got mate in like 8 moves or something close

[cobalt helm]

Yeah try it

[violet plinth]

Hey guys , I'm new here & i don't know how to play chess.

So can anybody tell me, how to start..?

[zenith bobcat]

Ok... don't start with 1. g4

[violet plinth]

[scarlet arrow]

I'm at da cluuub

[tawny yew]

whyyyy

its legit

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCSbzArwB10

[violet plinth]

Thx bro
Is everything about chess in this video..?

[cerulean pond]

noob

Sindarov better

[hollow fractal]

How is it a blunder?

[scarlet arrow]

🤔

[scarlet arrow]

GM when

[cerulean pond]

Sindarov

[scarlet arrow]

right

[cerulean pond]

Sindarov>

[hollow fractal]

@cerulean pond first time meeting an IM

[cerulean pond]

cats>

[violet plinth]

[mild zinc]

Bro is 2800 💀

[cerulean pond]

no I'm not

[hollow fractal]

@cerulean pond can you teach me smth wanna play a match with me?

[cerulean pond]

thats' carlsen level

[hollow fractal]

I feel honoured

[cerulean pond]

we are both human 🤣 stop putting me above u bro we =

[zinc prairie]

i keep on winning

[hollow fractal]

Your better than me at chess

[zinc prairie]

how does it feel to lose?

[hollow fractal]

My dream title is im

I will feel amazed seeing a person holding my dream

[hollow fractal]

Gimme your username I will give you that feel

[scarlet arrow]

@cerulean pond what's the big thing I need to learn at 2400

make me a checklist of things I should master before hoping to get higher

👉 👈

[fluid crow]

tsundere ahh grown man

[zinc prairie]

Cody you are below 500. Let's not make it embarrassing for you.

W A G A R I

[fluid crow]

F R E E E V A N

[hollow fractal]

We will play balanced

[thorn cliff]

White can play Bxf6!, and regardless of recapture method, the next move is Bd5 trapping the a8 rook!

[zinc prairie]

I wish I knew what you were saying

[hollow fractal]

F R E E E V A N Y E A R N S F O R T H A T H U Z Z

[fluid crow]

prob saying play odds

[fluid crow]

cringe

[hollow fractal]

Makes sense

How can I avoid such moves?

[zinc prairie]

okay no queen no rooks no pawns let me mate you with two bishops

[hollow fractal]

Bet

[sudden drum]

Up for a match?

[hollow fractal]

Hmm sure

[thorn cliff]

Before making a move, consider what your opponent might do in response. Grinding puzzles is a way to improve your tactical vision.

[hollow fractal]

I will beat you later it's not like I am afraid-

[frosty peak]

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[zinc prairie]

i think you are scared. i will sleep in 30 minutes

[hollow fractal]

So in short before making a move think 3-5 moves ahead

[zinc prairie]

i missed my huzz today. im sad

[hollow fractal]

Go cry to your mum

[zinc prairie]

for begineers yeah, i can calculate 7-10 moves ahead

[sudden drum]

beat the 🥩

[zinc prairie]

i was supposed to but my work schedule was too tight today

[hollow fractal]

Lol

[fluid crow]

thats really sad lol

[zinc prairie]

what do you mean

[safe blade]

I got scammed by CHESS.COM

[hollow fractal]

@sudden drum accept

[sudden drum]

I'd rather not explain 😭

[hollow fractal]

Scam.com ahh

[safe blade]

Wasted my free review

[zinc prairie]

wow angel number 911919

[sudden drum]

Done

[brazen galleon]

Skill issue

[zinc prairie]

wow i needed this: The angel number 91191 represents a powerful spiritual message regarding the closure of old life phases and the beginning of more meaningful, positive new chapters

[safe blade]

Lucky

[zinc prairie]

this resonates with my life rn, i cut off someone and decided to focus on one girl

[safe blade]

but where is my Brilliant 🤣

[brazen galleon]

Your mom?

[zinc prairie]

no ofc

[subtle thicket]

Bro omg these chips are super hot

[fathom canyon]

Then don't eat them lol, also, pls keep it chess related

[brazen galleon]

🏳️‍🌈 🫵

[safe blade]

Enjoy man you are living the life rn 🤣

[subtle thicket]

🌈🤣🫵🏽

[brazen galleon]

XDDD

[zinc prairie]

Letting Go (919): You are encouraged to release old habits, relationships, or situations that no longer serve your growth, enabling you to embrace a more fulfilling life path.

[safe blade]

dont bully him guys

[subtle thicket]

There so hot but so good at the same time. I can’t stop.!😭

[safe blade]

I really hope its true.... Im in the most important cross of my life rn

[zinc prairie]

good luck, hope you choose the right path

[safe blade]

ty

[safe blade]

wish you good luck as well!

[brazen galleon]

Always better to go right than left

[finite topaz]

facts… i be thinking abt whether or not to pay child support or move out the country

[zinc prairie]

I'm always right. I'm never wrong, You have a point

[neat atlas]

wdym with that

[finite topaz]

or slipping a lighter into my baby mamas exhaust pipe

[zinc prairie]

<@&745328830649991179>

[brazen galleon]

You can probably imagine

[finite topaz]

dont even know what that means btw

[brazen galleon]

XDD

[zinc prairie]

you are wrong. im always right

[fathom canyon]

You're being reported

[finite topaz]

See? i wasnt even breaking rules G

slow ya roll

[safe blade]

pay child support?

[finite topaz]

can u put me on guess the elo

[finite topaz]

just say u dont understand… 🤣

[neat atlas]

Think before posting

[finite topaz]

wdym?

[safe blade]

I do?

[brazen galleon]

🏳️‍🌈 🫵

[fathom canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-crash-out-funny-gif-4702357852084091520

[finite topaz]

No, you dont. youll pay child support one day and understand

[safe blade]

if its your kid hes your responsibility

[zinc prairie]

i hope theres a cute german chess player in chat

[exotic verge]

who’s larping as gotham

[neat atlas]

Why do you like putting up pride flags?

[brazen galleon]

[exotic verge]

you have to be atleast 2000 to be asking for that

[zinc prairie]

hes a member ig

[finite topaz]

r u a top or bottom?

[zinc prairie]

you are wrong. im always right

[safe blade]

I dont get the knight moves just push the pawn

[neat atlas]

It's ok to be LGBTQ ig

[brazen galleon]

Bruh, pls ignore me

[exotic verge]

you are right at being wrong

[strong locust]

Hi guys

[brazen galleon]

Eh?

[exotic verge]

suppp

[zinc prairie]

audacity

[wise meadow]

What would u play as white

[neat atlas]

Like I don't understand what pride has to do wit my comment

[cerulean pond]

https://klipy.com/gifs/low-cortisol-level--k01KPWE5DWTXPE0WPY8TVQ86Q29

[wise meadow]

[cerulean pond]

not everyone agrees... just learn to respect

regardless if U agree or disagree

[finite topaz]

knight c6

[strong locust]

I am taking a shit rn
Tell me some cool things about chess to make it easy for me

[finite topaz]

to develop the knight

[cerulean pond]

my mom invented chess

[exotic verge]

move the knight maybe?

[brazen galleon]

Playing chess on toilet gives you extra rating

[wise meadow]

Develop?

[finite topaz]

cool chess fact: i eat poop

[exotic verge]

pawns takes tho?

[finite topaz]

checkmate.

💥💥💥

[strong locust]

I lose on time while taking a shit tho
Gimme tips

[neat atlas]

Personally I think it is kind of wrong to use pride flag in that context. I swear I am not anti-pride

[exotic verge]

ohh i see

[zinc prairie]

disgusting conversations

[brazen galleon]

Play better lol

[exotic verge]

nice

[wise meadow]

What if they don't take and just take ur hanging knoght

[finite topaz]

does anyone know this ugly dork?

[zinc prairie]

this does not meet the higher standards of british chess

[finite topaz]

random kid final boss

[exotic verge]

you can get the rook ig

[zinc prairie]

oh the tuff kid with the tuff pfp tryna get my attention

[wise meadow]

Why take the rook when u have check mate

[finite topaz]

they get scared and resign

[exotic verge]

oh knight e7?

[neat atlas]

Why are you even here heating up the discussion

[finite topaz]

i tote ak47s speak pridefully and itll be ur last day on earth

[wise meadow]

Yes!

[fathom canyon]

Nxe7#

[wise meadow]

Yup

Simple tactic

[finite topaz]

please dont respond to me

[exotic verge]

damn i’m learning as a 900 rated player haha

[wise meadow]

Happy cus it showed up in my game

[sudden drum]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-cat-monitor-pc-gif-978658260615984068

@hollow fractal

[hollow fractal]

@sudden drum i appreciate the win but I don't want a win which is given to me I will have a rematch

[wise meadow]

Good to know there are some braincells left in chat

[finite topaz]

u should learn how to move the knight

[cerulean pond]

anyone wanna play CR

[zinc prairie]

you won against them? oh hell nah

[finite topaz]

CR is fried bro

[sudden drum]

Absolutely, Will surely play again!

[finite topaz]

nobody plays cr in 2026

[cerulean pond]

chess is 100x more fried

I've been playing since like 2019 tf

[finite topaz]

chess or cr?

[hollow fractal]

He made mistakes intentionally so I can win but I don't need a win like that

[exotic verge]

makes sense why you’re titled

[zinc prairie]

agreed

[finite topaz]

i first played cr in like 2016 when i was like 8

[cerulean pond]

cr since 2019

[fluid crow]

unc

[finite topaz]

im 28

[cerulean pond]

you are just a baby

[zinc prairie]

math bad

[fluid crow]

I did the math

[finite topaz]

i just a babeh 🥺🥺

[zinc prairie]

hes just bad at math and at everything

[fluid crow]

yea

[cerulean pond]

Alpha male actin alpha for the huzz.

[finite topaz]

na u have to be dedicated to cr or pay to progress anywhere in that game

i was like level 11 and at 6000 trophies in 2023

[zinc prairie]

ofc sir

[finite topaz]

i just quit 😂

[fluid crow]

what lol 😭

[cerulean pond]

"yearns for the huzz"

[zinc prairie]

ofc sir

[fluid crow]

titled ah player

[cerulean pond]

I literally do not care

[finite topaz]

whats ur favorite juice wrld song

[cerulean pond]

imma just unlink bro

[zinc prairie]

i think im tuffer than you sir

[cerulean pond]

I'm not talking to U bro

[zinc prairie]

wdym

[fluid crow]

I second this

[cerulean pond]

Literally talking to the green mf

[finite topaz]

whats ur favorite juice wrld song

[fluid crow]

erm is that me lol

[cerulean pond]

who else is green

[fickle gate]

Hello gangster man 😂

[zinc prairie]

what is that

[fluid crow]

oscar the grouch

[finite topaz]

i still see ur shadows in my room… LEGENDS NEVER DIE!!!

[zinc prairie]

okay

[cerulean pond]

actually its sussy impostor the grouch

[finite topaz]

🚬

[fluid crow]

the grinch

uh I cant think of more lol

[zinc prairie]

i dont even need a title to be tuff

[cerulean pond]

up your game bro

[fickle gate]

Woww you have high elo

[fluid crow]

fake news

[zinc prairie]

shes goated

[cerulean pond]

I know 1000 insults

[finite topaz]

nobody knows im secretly witty alien on his alt account. 🤫

[fickle gate]

What is your real elo?

[fluid crow]

ok dad joke

[fluid crow]

500 trust

[fickle gate]

I'm 200🙃🙃🙃🙃

[fluid crow]

dam better than me

[finite topaz]

im 6899 elo 🥺🥺

[fickle gate]

Do you want to play a quick match?

[fickle gate]

😂😂😂😂

[fluid crow]

nono I gtg to bed after watching frieren

[fickle gate]

As you want

[fluid crow]

thanks for the permission slip lol

[cerulean pond]

where is Mighty Markus

[zinc prairie]

gn W A G A R I

[cerulean pond]

I have heard some very strange things about that man

[finite topaz]

@vale vortex hi id like to purchase a coaching lesson for 67 diddy dollars.

[fluid crow]

gn girly pop

[zinc prairie]

im a tuff alpha man

i eat 2K rated players in the morning

[cerulean pond]

the purpose of chess is to break a man's ego-"bobby fsicher"

[tidal cedar]

Lichess is free btw

[zinc prairie]

break mine i beg

[finite topaz]

he was right about EVERYTHING.

[cerulean pond]

ok bro not everything..

[sudden vessel]

[zinc prairie]

okay chat, W A G A R I is out imma dip as well

💪 have a good chess early morning

[honest oar]

dont let the chess mafia see this

[finite topaz]

im 3400 on bullet pc but on the chess.com ios app i am 1200 can someone explain this?

[acoustic trail]

You serious?

[finite topaz]

Yeah.

[acoustic trail]

I'm just making sure before I get baited dw

[finite topaz]

ur good

[haughty swallow]

IM STOCKFISH, I FOUND THE BEST MOVE HERE, TRY FIND IT

[acoustic trail]

Lichess and chesscom just use different rating systems, Lichess usually has you at a much higher number than chesscom

[finite topaz]

nah this is chess.com

[acoustic trail]

What?

How are you 3400 bullet?

[finite topaz]

im brilliant master.

[agile osprey]

Hi

[finite topaz]

i use the didy training regimen and i hit 3400

[acoustic trail]

So if I get this right you're the third highest rated bullet player on chess.com

[acoustic trail]

Ah I see

[finite topaz]

yeah.

[acoustic trail]

Alright whatever mr "didy training regimen"

[shrewd sun]

Can someone play a match with me?

[undone delta]

surely i win this

[finite topaz]

u have to do 67 puzzles every day

and then use the diddy opening

[undone delta]

thanks for the tips change

[subtle thicket]

Tf is Diddy opening

[undone ravine]

how is 290 elo even possible to get

[undone delta]

wym

[mystic acorn]

up 60 elo!

[mystic acorn]

holy shit wtf

[undone ravine]

put the pawn from a1 to h8 bro

[mystic acorn]

you moisturise your phone with baby oil before playing your turn

[runic apex]

I beat nelson for the first time and i did this which i thought was so cool but rlly wasn't but yk baby steps

[burnt loom]

how r u down two pieces

[mystic acorn]

???

[undone delta]

lets just say i had a rough start

[mystic acorn]

BRO IS LISTENING TO UZI

[runic apex]

That was kanye which i was listening too

[mystic acorn]

oh

fair enough that's even better

thought it was celebration station

[runic apex]

Nah

[neon wedge]

I just hit a 90 day streak

[undone delta]

he ran out of time

[mystic acorn]

im up 60 elo i wanna play more but its 7:30am and i havent slept yet

[potent pond]

How do I join games on lichess against humans

I can only create

[burnt loom]

click lobby then click on one of the games there

[jolly pasture]

hows this brilliant

[burnt loom]

cus knight hanging

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2534 (2565 peak)
Blitz: 2473 (2596 peak)
Bullet: 2268

[jolly pasture]

oh i see ignoring threats

[mystic acorn]

if opponent doesnt take knight you can check the king with it and take queen with bishop

[burnt loom]

yea he can evade it with qh3+ but you still winning after blcoks, and since you saced a knight its brilliant

[jolly pasture]

i played those games but no brilliant that time

[mystic acorn]

yea but this this u ignored the threat on knight, if pawn takes then u take with bishop if he takes with queen u take with ur queen

[jolly pasture]

intreasting i got a temu brilliant

[burnt loom]

its not you still have a better position, im prety sure bc5 is the best move

[mystic acorn]

also if he takes with pawn and u take his pawn with bishop then rook will check the king which will make it so u take the queen as well

it was a brilliant move just not one that you had thought of

[jolly pasture]

yeah but the brilliant move was a 600 ish move

[mystic acorn]

it puts you up in material

[jolly pasture]

ik discovered attack

[mystic acorn]

i guess thats enough

[jolly pasture]

qh3+

[burnt loom]

the kngiht is hanging therefore its a brilliant

no point complaining that its not brilliant enough

[jolly pasture]

yeah chess.com made brilliants easier to get

np

[limpid viper]

They were always easy to get

[mystic acorn]

nah this one was genuinely great

puts you up in material regardless and in the much better position to win

[burnt loom]

it doesnt he can move queen away

[jolly pasture]

yes you may be right it used to be hard tho

[burnt loom]

when? that was like years ago

[mystic acorn]

well yeah i spoke assuming he would take the trades

[jolly pasture]

oh ok

[mystic acorn]

either way the move is brilliant because he was willing to sacrifice the knight in order to get the better material advantage

[wise meadow]

white to play

[jolly pasture]

nc6

[wise meadow]

[mystic acorn]

free pawn + rook fork

oh wait nvm

[forest oyster]

hurray

[wise meadow]

then what

[mystic acorn]

i aint see the bishop

[jolly pasture]

if pawn captures mate

[wise meadow]

but pawn wont capture

[burnt loom]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[jolly pasture]

nc6 re8 uh

[mystic acorn]

b5, black pawn takes, if not then u take

[wise meadow]

ur gonna lose ur knight

[jolly pasture]

na5?

[mystic acorn]

fk it mate coming from pushing pawn

[burnt loom]

vro is this just nxd7...

[wise meadow]

does anybody wanna analyse this

[pastel matrix]

hello

[undone delta]

ive never gone for this long without taking or losing a piece

[wise meadow]

w me

[burnt loom]

nxd7 bxc3 ra3

[jolly pasture]

ng4 incoming

[hollow fractal]

I think it's safe to say this weather is the best

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DO5iiMBklxN/?igsh=MmlyMG0zaWN6OWY4

[wise meadow]

bxb4

and now white is losing no?

[burnt loom]

ok

[jolly pasture]

knight hanging

[wise meadow]

the position is more complicated then it seems to be

[burnt loom]

im aware

[wise meadow]

[jolly pasture]

and rook threat

[undone delta]

current state 💔

[exotic bluff]

Hello kitten

[jolly pasture]

such complicated

[exotic bluff]

Wrong chat

[jolly pasture]

sad

[burnt loom]

sigh stop stating the obvious

[pastel matrix]

its probaby just nc6

there is no direct win but should still be winning

[jolly pasture]

you lose 3 points

[exotic bluff]

Any tips for playing the lion defense?

[burnt loom]

whats the goal of the position tho

like youre already up a piece

[undone delta]

I MESSED UP

[jolly pasture]

find a 20 move line to win

[wise meadow]

yea but ur also losing a piece

jus gotta find the best moves

[jolly pasture]

use tactics'

[undone delta]

I dont know any :son:

[jolly pasture]

fork discovered attack pin double attack

[glacial ivy]

Hi huzz

[pastel matrix]

probably a simplification wins here

the queen side pawns beri stong

[burnt loom]

i mean theres f4 but doesnt work cus trade and takes and ra3 and

[pastel matrix]

brrr

[wise meadow]

indeed

[undone delta]

i blundered but he missed checkmate

[jolly pasture]

is thw line nc6 re8 na6 b6

[pastel matrix]

that dont work

[jolly pasture]

when you play a move think what the opponent will play

[pastel matrix]

more like illegal

[jolly pasture]

its jst +5

[burnt loom]

ok looking at the position like if it were a real game id play nc6 and ra3 and even if he goes re8 and takes the knight you ahve the cpp to win

[pastel matrix]

how did the knight jump to a6

[jolly pasture]

oops na5

[pastel matrix]

i dont think it works either

[jolly pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1496761638957617202/image.png?ex=69eb0f67&is=69e9bde7&hm=ad5503a0e1ccfdfeb43fcefae909acecad426c849383cebea8e58da79f11fd89&

[burnt loom]

nc6 rde8 rae bxc6 bxa6+ should be winning

[pastel matrix]

you lose a piece

knight on c3 is hanging

you dont have a mate threat

[jolly pasture]

damn

[burnt loom]

sadly ra3 defends the knight

so its savable

[jolly pasture]

then ra3

[pastel matrix]

what line did u think

[burnt loom]

Nc6 Rae8 Ra3 bxc6 Bxa6 should be winning

[pastel matrix]

uh should be lol

[jolly pasture]

nc6 re8 ra3 baxc3 raxc3 b6

[pastel matrix]

i thought it was something like Nc6 Re8 then Bd4 simplification

[jolly pasture]

dis losing

[wise meadow]

after nc6 black seems to have ne5

[pastel matrix]

then i go push queen side pawns

[burnt loom]

just take and go ra3?

[jolly pasture]

so take rook

[wise meadow]

if rde8 then thers bd4

[burnt loom]

if rde8 theres ra3

is there not

[pastel matrix]

this works just simplification wins this game

[burnt loom]

nc6 ne5 nxe5 bxe5 ra3 is okay right

[wise meadow]

yea that works too

[pastel matrix]

ahead in material so you have to be trading everything

[burnt loom]

i doubt nxd8 works btw

but i might be wrong

[jolly pasture]

doesnt that hang rook?

wrong reply

nc6 ne5 nxd8

[burnt loom]

i dont think that works

maybe it does idk

[wise meadow]

actually there is an equalizing sequence of moves for black

[jolly pasture]

ye ne5 weird move

[burnt loom]

where

[jolly pasture]

dis looks pretty losing for white

[wise meadow]

to sac the rook for the light bishop and then trap the dark bishop

[burnt loom]

oh yea nxd8 should work

[wise meadow]

[burnt loom]

i saw that in a different line

[jolly pasture]

yeah whites losing

[burnt loom]

white should be winning wdym

down an excahnge but opponent has bishop pair should be at least drawn for white

[jolly pasture]

the bishop is so losable

[burnt loom]

but white has winning chances

[wise meadow]

white isnt winning after this

[zealous marsh]

<@&745328830649991179>

[wise meadow]

due to the rook sac and bishop gettin trapped

[jolly pasture]

dude got hacked

[lavish sonnet]

hi guys i am sooo back

[zealous marsh]

except it's not, actually.

[burnt loom]

u mean nc6 ne5 nxe5 isnt winning

but nxd8 is maybe winning

[jolly pasture]

b6 dawg if the white bishop not in position

[wise meadow]

ill repost so u dont hv to scroll

[burnt loom]

cus now you pin the cpawn to the king and your bishop not trap

[wise meadow]

havent looked into that yet

[burnt loom]

so after nc6 ne5 nd8 if nd3 cd3bc3 ra1 wins and if rd8 ra3

[zealous marsh]

dawg can't you just play f4 🥀

[burnt loom]

f4 ne5 be5 ra3 he goes rd3 cd3 b6 and its probably a draw

[jolly pasture]

lowkey much simpler

you lose a pawn tho

[zealous marsh]

retains an extra piece

[wise meadow]

that is also a move but white loses the advantage somehow

[burnt loom]

f4 Nxe5 fxe5 Bxe5 Ra3 Rxd3 cxd3 b6 rc1 kb7 Bxb6

[undone delta]

surely i win this

[burnt loom]

youre losing

[undone delta]

not for long brother

[zealous marsh]

eh nah tbf the counterplay warrants a draw at least

also that bishop on b7 is a laser wow

[jolly pasture]

f4 nxe5 xe5 rxd3 b6 idk

[burnt loom]

bishop pair is op and needs nerf

chess.com should add #balance-suggestions to suggest balances to chess

[wise meadow]

yea but after that theres a rook sac from black followed by the dark bishop getting trapped

[zealous marsh]

This is a FIDE matter not chess.com

[craggy ermine]

hii

how is everyone

[jolly pasture]

looks winnable

[burnt loom]

its a losing position

[jolly pasture]

fine

[undone delta]

word

[jolly pasture]

its 300

[craggy ermine]

good to hear

[burnt loom]

Nc6 Ne5 Nxd8 is just win right

[burnt loom]

ba3 and just resign

[craggy ermine]

i’m new to chess

[zealous marsh]

300 elo gameplay

[burnt loom]

actualy ba3 d6 maybe u still ahve chances but losing

[jolly pasture]

learn scholars mate

[zealous marsh]

I like Ba3 Kd6 more

[craggy ermine]

i know about that actually !

[jolly pasture]

fried liver

[craggy ermine]

mmm

not so much

[jolly pasture]

and fork double check pins discovered attack

[zinc prairie]

imma sleep now for real

[jolly pasture]

i used that in 700 i think

[wise meadow]

yea i think so cause now you have enough time to move the white bishop away

[subtle thicket]

The chess community is ran by thugs and crooks

[jolly pasture]

jst give up too complicated

[subtle thicket]

Gangsters and slangers

[burnt loom]

keeps the rook pinned tho idk

double pinned

[pastel matrix]

yea

then ur Ra3 will work here

[undone delta]

i won on time 💔

[zealous marsh]

<@&745328830649991179>

[undone delta]

thank you so much

[rough quiver]

morning

[undone delta]

dude is that a free 3k

[rough quiver]

[zealous marsh]

ppl it ain't that hard to detect scams 🥀

[undone delta]

+O+

[craggy ermine]

is anyone else new to chess

[mighty sluice]

Clayton you're being a real n word right now

[undone delta]

me

[craggy ermine]

twins

[burnt loom]

oh yea after kd6 theres rd2+ rook pinned so kc6 forced to protect rook, then nd4+ and rb2+ and white win full rook, if kd6 after nd4 then discovered check with pin

[stone flume]

Let’s see what happens today

[undone delta]

:handshaketwirlspintripplejumpdoubletapemoji:

[jolly pasture]

double tap 😭

[jolly pasture]

im gna predict qd6 c4

[paper goblet]

one of my most clinical 3|0 wins

[jolly pasture]

no inacurracies no good moves

[obsidian plume]

youre strong

[jolly pasture]

damn

[obsidian plume]

i wish i could play you'

[stone flume]

No, this was played instead

[obsidian plume]

i'm gonna show you the LONDON!

[paper goblet]

no it’s just hidden
i have one inaccuracy in the openings

[jolly pasture]

damn

[paper goblet]

the middle game is where the real magic happens

[jolly pasture]

hb good moves

[stone flume]

Hope ding wins this game

Or else his rating

[paper goblet]

5 😭

on f2 there was a pawn

[jolly pasture]

hows that 94% you played like 50 moves?

[zealous marsh]

<@&745328830649991179>

[zinc prairie]

<@&745328830649991179>

[burnt loom]

former world champion btw

[paper goblet]

inaccuracy is hard to prevent in 3|0

[zealous marsh]

HOW ARE Y'ALL FALLING FOR THIS 🥀

[paper goblet]

the game ends in 31 moves

[zealous marsh]

LIKE YO

[stone flume]

I also think that huangrenjie fears ding. Because he just tried to kill the game with the 4 knights.

[jolly pasture]

i hate stacked rooks

[paper goblet]

no reason to give this brilliant

[paper goblet]

in that type of structure you have nothing else to do

[paper goblet]

it was only -1.1 before the blunder

[subtle thicket]

Who’s the best chess player in here

[jolly pasture]

they keep too much pressure

[paper goblet]

yeah

3|0 is a weird time control
you don’t feel too bad when you lose but still happy when you win

i missed a simple tactic here

[burnt loom]

bf3?

or bd3

bd3

[craggy ermine]

hi guys

[paper goblet]

Rxe7 and what

[paper goblet]

Bxg2

[burnt loom]

rxe7?

[paper goblet]

after Bf3

[burnt loom]

i mean bd3

[gray mountain]

yoo

[jolly pasture]

guys whys my accuracy inconsistent

[stone flume]

Quite worried for ding here. This looks very drawish

[gray mountain]

idk

[jolly pasture]

knights gone

probs draw

[jolly pasture]

went from 84 to 60

[proven wadi]

D4 enthusiasts wya?

[stone flume]

Still hope ding can win here. But damn

[craggy ermine]

would anyone wanna play me sometime

probably not tonight …

[gray mountain]

imma grind

[jolly pasture]

i jst wanna see a good chess game

thats why i like classical

[trail bloom]

whats your rating

[craggy ermine]

i’m new .. just made an account

i’ve played a little bit of chess in primary school though

[trail bloom]

then i'm probably not your best match

it'd be like dropping a bazooka on you 😭

[stone flume]

Same, I also like classical as my main time control when I play tournaments

[craggy ermine]

alright

[burnt loom]

undercover gm

[wise meadow]

yup

[jolly pasture]

im sticking to rapid for online tho

[craggy ermine]

haha what?

[jolly pasture]

fabiano or hikaru

[stone flume]

Yes. There is no classical on chess.com

[burnt loom]

magnus carlsen

[jolly pasture]

theres 1h

[burnt loom]

classical on lichess is 25 min fsr

[proven wadi]

Blind chess?

[zealous marsh]

there is on lichess though, imagine my surprise when ppl do play classical there

[zinc prairie]

i miss mighty

[craggy ermine]

i think i’m pretty good for a beginner to be fair

[burnt loom]

clasical is 90min or more

[stone flume]

Really?

[burnt loom]

thats how everyone thinks im serious before they touch chess

[jolly pasture]

hm then custom

[burnt loom]

why would you play classical online though

[jolly pasture]

i was good for a beginner

[zealous marsh]

I swear I saw 90m+10s challenges once

[craggy ermine]

i know i’m not good but i think im not terrible

[jolly pasture]

i dont only offline for chill

[burnt loom]

you have a fide rating at 900 rated?

[stone flume]

But you can’t have the classical rating right? The rating will still be counted in rapid

[zealous marsh]

yeah

[jolly pasture]

nah never into tourneys just friends'

[craggy ermine]

could someone teach me an opening

[burnt loom]

you play classical with friends?

[trail bloom]

you can have a fide rating at 900???

[jolly pasture]

thats was long ago tho

[burnt loom]

is this some crazy rivalry

[rocky sky]

Type gotham chess on yt

[proven wadi]

Play e4 and nf3

[trail bloom]

i thought the minimum was 1400

[stone flume]

Yes. So I won’t advise classical on chess.com or lichess

[jolly pasture]

no rivalry just some hours

[zinc prairie]

i gained 50lbs overnight

[craggy ermine]

i guess that works

[trail bloom]

W lie

[burnt loom]

perfect time to spend 3 hours on a chess game

for a casual game?

[jolly pasture]

holy 2h max

ok not classical then

[burnt loom]

but how to play classical at 900 rated

[proven wadi]

I be back later tn

[stone flume]

In otb tournament, I have had my longest game of 6 hours.

[jolly pasture]

uh why does rating matter

[trail bloom]

jesus christ

did you at least win 😭

[burnt loom]

like what do u even think of in the time

[rocky sky]

7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare

[jolly pasture]

idk talk?

[stone flume]

I tried to push for the win, but a draw after almost 120 moves.

The position was quite dead

[jolly pasture]

chesspage better tho

[chrome quartz]

the hell i could never play any classical game longer than like 2 hours

[trail bloom]

yikes

[trail bloom]

don't they just make shorts

[burnt loom]

how u last that long lol

[trail bloom]

though i agree they are quite educational

[jolly pasture]

no opening vids

[paper goblet]

90|0 is my longest TC I have ever played

[stone flume]

That was a game with 90+30 with 30 minutes added on move 40

[zinc prairie]

trust, i broke up with mitchell bishop and ate 6 donuts, a plate of carbonara, 2 2K rapid ratings, and chugged 3 cans of diet coke

[trail bloom]

why would you make yourself go through that much

[stone flume]

To improve at chess is not easy.

[zinc prairie]

not even mentioning me stressing at work

[tawdry cliff]

I was wondering if anyone wanted to play with me for like a long time just the 3-days chess mode. I'm not good at chess at all, im low elo but i really like playing it so if anyone wants to do it u can dm me

[trail bloom]

i'm down

[indigo void]

You up for gamee?

[west cobalt]

Does anybody want to play a rapid game w me

[jolly pasture]

ye ill play white

i wanna try danish gambit

[west cobalt]

https://link.chess.com/play/ByGYke

[hollow fractal]

@paper goblet can you tell me a book for tactics

[crystal swan]

Started chess for the first time 2 weeks ago I’ve climbed from up to 540 solo is there any coaches that can help me see what I’m missing DM me

[west cobalt]

@jolly pasture

[near hatch]

https://www.chess.com/member/king4124 can you guys please massreport this cheater

[jolly pasture]

iam ultimatebozo

[near hatch]

98% accuracy on his 2 last games and spends exactly 10 seconds on every move, even when you blunder your queen and m1

[trail bloom]

lol 😭

[feral star]

Yo

[near hatch]

he had a losing streak of 5 before that which makes it even funnier

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play?

[idle gazelle]

Everyone starts to play so differently after I reach 1k

Weird ahh openings

[feral star]

kádas opening?

[hearty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-embassing-loser-50-cent-gif-7804748

[drowsy stump]

Not a coach but just focus on improving board vision and learn basic endgame techniques like king rook mate etc

[trail bloom]

i reported him

[latent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/12inches-wooden-chess-wooden-magnetic-chess-gif-18196030

[near hatch]

thanks

[stone flume]

Ding’s chances of winning is getting slimmer and slimmer. Huang is just trading every piece.

[trail bloom]

who in the world is huang

[burnt loom]

i checked the game, hes not cheating

[trail bloom]

how is he 1v1ing ding without being a GM

[near hatch]

bro what

[stone flume]

One of the best untitled players in the world

[trail bloom]

he is

[drowsy stump]

He is the goat

[crystal swan]

Got you bro!

[near hatch]

its so obvious

[trail bloom]

he spent 10 seconds on an obvious queen recapture dawg

and it's consistent throughout the game

[exotic kernel]

The soller gambit is stupid because nobody would be stupid enough to take the queen

[mystic acorn]

how is he cheating

[trail bloom]

pay attention to his time and moves

[exotic kernel]

Too many strategies require your opponent to somehow make the dumbest move like 5 times in a row

[burnt loom]

he had very little resistance

[mystic acorn]

so he literally just started cheating then?

[trail bloom]

yes?

[burnt loom]

he just played a good queens gambit and then you blundered in the opening

[mystic acorn]

i see

2 games was enough to detect the cheats

[trail bloom]

"a good queen's gambit" at 98% accuracy while spending 15 seconds on recapturing a queen with a queen

[mystic acorn]

it's so blatant as well

[trail bloom]

apparently not a cheater

[mystic acorn]

oh no i didn't mean to devil's advocate him

i thought he was cheating from the moment i saw damn near 99% accuracy twice in a row

and beforehand he was pretty poor

[burnt loom]

he spends 10 seconds capturing a queen, so?

[trail bloom]

bro had had enough

[burnt loom]

just make sure its a free queen

[trail bloom]

so, he spends this similar amount of time LITERALLY across every single move, even on the most obvious ones

[mystic acorn]

screw this! i'm winning everything now!

i wonder how people cheat

[burnt loom]

dont throw that word around

[timber badge]

hi people

[burnt loom]

he spends 35s on one move and his move time still varies between 5-15s

[crisp dew]

what is your elo

[trail bloom]

...and that's not stockfish?

[timber badge]

secret

[trail bloom]

that is literally the evidence

[mystic acorn]

all i can really think of is setting up a secondary monitor playing against a bot like magnus and mimic the game moves, you being your opponent and magnus being you? is this how they do it?

[crisp dew]

lmao why are you keeping it secret

[zealous marsh]

close enough

basically how it is but they use a better engine than even that

[pastel matrix]

crazy

[trail bloom]

that is a creative way

[timber badge]

uhh maybe because im on a tilt

[crisp dew]

i am trying the colle system as an opening for white

[trail bloom]

but they just use stockfish

[mystic acorn]

jesus

[crisp dew]

it is hard to master

[trail bloom]

the colle system is fire

[craggy ermine]

what’s that

[trail bloom]

my grandfather played it

[mystic acorn]

cheating in chess is so sad

[trail bloom]

he beat like 2100s with it

[burnt loom]

the other game he played 99.2 accureacy lasted for 9 moves

[crisp dew]

it's an opening for white

[neat roost]

@indigo nexus

[near hatch]

He spends 10-15 seconds on every move, even when you blunder your queen and m1, with 98% accuracy. And he got a 5 loss streak before so you could see that he got tilted

[crisp dew]

is it better than the london or should i say easier to remember than the london

[burnt loom]

well it proves he doesnt premove

and hes not a blitz/bullet addict or knows how to control his time in rapid

[craggy ermine]

i don’t know a single opening

[timber badge]

what game are we talking bout

[frosty peak]

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[timber badge]

time to grind for 1k buddy

[trail bloom]

well i don't play the london but i think it's a great opening

[teal drift]

hihihihi

[crisp dew]

what opening do you use with black

[craggy ermine]

why can’t i change my chess.com pfp

[trail bloom]

the dutch, modern scandinavian or king's indian

[crisp dew]

and with white