💬〡chess-talk

[copper gulch]

its just an acura btw lol. im tryna buy a bike

[honest oar]

don't lie, every time you ban a long time member you get $500 wired to your bank account

[red mountain]

why not

[copper gulch]

what the helly when did u become mod

[languid torrent]

And he blocks me again

[copper comet]

today

[scarlet arrow]

I don't wanna do web dev

[copper gulch]

oh sht fr? hihih

[red mountain]

thats a good car

[copper comet]

Yes

[proven wave]

Today. All looks fine!

[copper gulch]

prob switching to toyota soon

[red mountain]

r u in university? Web dev not only role

[copper gulch]

did i spell that right

[scarlet arrow]

engineering school

[spring sand]

Scam

[copper gulch]

so fots for dor when

[foggy moth]

yooo i love mr beast

[spring sand]

What's fots

[copper gulch]

its fots

[proven wave]

Bast is fast

[red mountain]

chess.com has business roles too

[scarlet arrow]

[foggy moth]

imma go pay money to enter or wtv they wanted me to do

[spring sand]

At last

[red mountain]

engineering too

[red mountain]

not a bmw?

[spring sand]

Which is?

[scarlet arrow]

yeah but I wanna design hardware

[copper gulch]

fots for dor or i disappear for another month 😔

[scarlet arrow]

:p

[red mountain]

I am thinking to get a tesla

[proven wave]

Maybe I should become a youtuber! (I know I can't lol)

[pulsar cave]

https://tenor.com/view/kitbull-cat-pixar-gif-11237194838189031656

[scarlet arrow]

f* web dev

too boring

[copper gulch]

replacements are more expensive than the car itself gng what u expect from me

[honest oar]

why? They're famously bad

[pulsar cave]

Why a tesla

[spring sand]

believe

[copper gulch]

you can mohittt

[magic shard]

@copper gulch I dmed you something

[honest oar]

they probably know 💀

[cerulean pond]

ELon supporter

[red mountain]

bmw bmw m4 tho

[proven wave]

If you all believe in me . Then I will try. Thanks!

[red mountain]

its good if u arent going outisde city plus gas prices

[copper gulch]

i didnt but thanks ig bro

[spring sand]

Ima be ur first sub (if u actually start one)

[red mountain]

💀

[honest oar]

but why a tesla? There's better EVs out there

[copper gulch]

ima get my kawasaki zx10r soon 🤤

[cerulean pond]

I'm drinking some Hg tmrw

[honest oar]

yo why are you so hostile?

[foggy moth]

is that a motorcycle

[copper gulch]

yessir

[red mountain]

its cheap

[spring sand]

It genuinely sounds like a motorcycle name idk why

[proven wave]

I actually did but it's not great. Anyway 😅

[honest oar]

no they're not? They're more expensive than regular EVs

[pulsar cave]

Fr 😭

[foggy moth]

ikr, i didnt even know about the brand or anything i just guessed

[red mountain]

u dont have to get every specs. and i am not gonna buy latest model

[copper gulch]

ITS A MOTORCYCLE BRO

[honest oar]

why do you wanna ride a piano?

[copper gulch]

i HATE this server im leaving

[foggy moth]

nooo

[red mountain]

hopefully i get internship in tesla and i cn just get it like that

[spring sand]

A bunch of numbers and letters together just gives it off

[pulsar cave]

Its the most motorcycle name a motorcycle could be named ifykwim

[spring sand]

JX10GR7

[foggy moth]

and kawasaki reminds me of like "yamaha" or wtv it is

[honest oar]

idk kawasaki makes pianos

[nimble arch]

ok see you in 6 months

[honest oar]

maybe they want a piano every day drive?

[pulsar cave]

True

[languid torrent]

That looks more like a captcha text than a name

[pulsar cave]

Never know

[spring sand]

Yes ngl

[copper gulch]

whats ifykwim

[spring sand]

U get the point

[honest oar]

if you know what i mean

[nimble arch]

valid

[pulsar cave]

If you know what i mean

[spring sand]

If you know what I mean

[proven wave]

Okay I hope you all will have a nice time.
Thank you everyone. That you are here!
I gotta go now. See you some other day ❤️ take care

[copper gulch]

thats yamaha bruh

[spring sand]

U too

[copper gulch]

bye mohittt be safe

[spice root]

Congrats on mod man

[copper comet]

Thank you

[honest oar]

ahem

[proven wave]

Thanks everyone!

[copper gulch]

wtf

[spring sand]

Same company u sure?

[honest oar]

i bet you could get that for a lot cheaper than some silly bike

[covert dagger]

got the limited edition motorcycle piano

[honest oar]

same font atleast

[covert dagger]

how many miles you get on that

[copper gulch]

thats not them

[iron inlet]

better than 99% of the photos here

[honest oar]

idkkkkk

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/viichan-89

[spring sand]

Which are all chess positions

[spring sand]

Wait how are you locked out

[honest oar]

LMAO HE GOT MUTED

[copper gulch]

bro thats a diff company

[spring sand]

What

[languid torrent]

Lol bro's locked out

[covert dagger]

i think this guys got the right idea with the blocked list

[copper gulch]

can u make dor fots

[spring sand]

When like right now??

[covert dagger]

mines growing too

[honest oar]

said this and insta got locked

[languid torrent]

Yeah

[spice root]

While being locked out if you join the server you have like a 5 second window to type messages

[pulsar cave]

How does one even get locked out

[proven tundra]

wym locked out

[honest oar]

slurs

[pulsar cave]

Cheating?

Oh right

[languid torrent]

Yep

[proven tundra]

isn't that being banned?

[zealous marsh]

that too

[honest oar]

actually thats a lie you can get away with slurs. calling people who say slurs morons will get you locked out

[spice root]

By hating on an egotistical admin or by being a didlyblud

[covert dagger]

no that just has to do with your chess.com account i think

[glass tartan]

always have a spare keey just incase

[proven wave]

Before I go I want to confirm- doing this will get them BANNED from here

[spring sand]

If u connect ur chess.com account which u cheated on this one gets locked out

[copper comet]

I can't sorry

[zealous marsh]

you get locked out IF that account is connected to your discord

[covert dagger]

poor trash has trauma

[spring sand]

Yes

[foggy moth]

interesting

[glass tartan]

cheators never prosper

[honest oar]

no it was insane. Dude was going -hate crime- -hate crime- -hate crime- -hate crime- and when I went "You're a moron go away" he went "@mods waaah she sweared!" and i got muted

[spice root]

I’m also gonna go play Roblox

[uneven plover]

I mean Sindarov just won the candidates so…

[covert dagger]

...

[honest oar]

i wish i was a rich kid this looks sick

[wary citrus]

ill blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony, all up and down the city streets while tryna put my mind at ease

[spring sand]

Don't do that! (Ik its a song)

[covert dagger]

ironic that the guy with the username "anarchist" got locked out

[languid torrent]

Neat reference

[honest oar]

your name also lowkey looks like a dirtbike name

[wary citrus]

gng im singin that one song by ajr

[honest oar]

borders for thee, not for me

[spring sand]

Who are you

[wary citrus]

like finishing this melody this feels like a nessesity

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/herta-honkai-star-rail-hertalick-lick-kuru-kuru-gif-9742752439038824144

[foggy moth]

not mexican ig

[honest oar]

WGM fish

also known as stockfish

[spring sand]

Stockfish is a WGM?

[honest oar]

she is and she is me

[spring sand]

Congrats to her ig

[covert dagger]

yoo congratss

[wary citrus]

I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me
Now, come in with the timpanis
And take a shot of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the remedy
So let me play my violin for you

[honest oar]

it's really exhausting calculating all your games i just gotta say

i don't get enough respect and admiration for the work i do

[spring sand]

You actually do

[covert dagger]

hey, i did lose to a 560 three times in a row in blitz but i can explain

[foggy moth]

i respect it

[silk bridge]

Ever played a blunder on purpose because lol?

[spring sand]

A dubious sacrifice? Yes

[honest oar]

i lost because i wanted to do a silly move and then it hurt and never again

[languid torrent]

When i wanted to give my opponents queen odds? Yeah

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[spring sand]

Actually i just remembered i saced my knight in a clearly drawn game while tilting cuz i wanted to win lmfao (i lost)

[silk bridge]

No but Idc about losing fr; for me its the reaction of my unhinged play that just satisfies me.

[proven tundra]

we've all been there dw

[foggy moth]

whats ur time control? main one

[cerulean pond]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-super-24

[pulsar cave]

I sacked a queen before for a knight cuz i thought id still be winning (i lost horribly)

[covert dagger]

im just dookie at blitz okay, 1700 rapid 1100 blitz 800 bullet

[proven tundra]

damn

[spring sand]

It wasn't even a sac lol i just gave up my knight

[languid torrent]

She mains rapid i think

[proven tundra]

dw ull get better

[covert dagger]

rapid ofc, but only been playing for 6 months so i havent developed any quick time control skills and havent tried to

[rich sun]

Ahh those shorts edits

[cerulean pond]

chess will be replaced by 960?

[spring sand]

Woah 1600-1799 is good for 6 months keep the momentum

[proven tundra]

I was 1100 blitz until I hit 1700 rapid then I smh got 1500 blitz overnight (not even joking) then both climbed from there tbh now my blitz better than rapid

[silk bridge]

statistically some of your games are gonna be lost anyway so I mean why not

[honest oar]

lowkey when are they gonna come out with chess 2

[proven tundra]

hopefully

[foggy moth]

like 30 minute? cus i main 30 minute and im 1200 rapid, but blitz im only 500 while still playing actively so its like a whole new game

[honest oar]

it's kinda been a bit

[covert dagger]

thx, still buns at blitz though obviousuuly

[foggy moth]

i see

[spring sand]

You lose trying to win, i lose cuz i felt like it

[languid torrent]

Probably 10 mins

[wary citrus]

im stuck at 200 bullet (1 minute im not sure if thats bullet or blitz)

[covert dagger]

they came out with chess in 5D with time travel does that count

[honest oar]

i feel like the gameplay has REALLY been worn through and tbh idk if Chess 1 even has a story?? It's super vague

[languid torrent]

Last time i played 10 mins against her, she lost both games though

[proven tundra]

NEVER PLAY 30 MIN ON CC WAY TOO MANY CHEATERS AND LEAVERS AND OTHER JUNK

[honest oar]

that's a completely different spinoff not even made by the original devs of chess

[spring sand]

Same here dw my blitz is 1500 and Bullet 1300 while my rapid peak was 1996

[proven tundra]

I always see new players on 30 min and it js pmo

[covert dagger]

i hate to say it but i think theyre dead

[rich sun]

Play rapid i.e. 10 mins not bullet to improve

[honest oar]

tbh i left a game earlier today cause i hit play now by accident and i felt bad :c

[silk bridge]

I lose if Im good or not so thats why I go for crazy; If Im unsure Ill draw or lose, might as well try to win and be sure if it doesn't pan out

[spring sand]

Although its fine u just start playing blitz and bullet more whenever u already got the skill

[honest oar]

who owns chess?

[covert dagger]

at least yours isnt less than half of your rapid 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hellofriend010

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1209 (1262 peak)
Blitz: 522 (582 peak)
Bullet: 492 (550 peak)

[proven tundra]

mid game or before making any moves?

[foggy moth]

@covert dagger do / profile im curious

[honest oar]

instantly

[silk bridge]

btw my CC account is outta date I play on lichess mostly.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thefiancheetogambit

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2101 (peak)
Blitz: 2129 (peak)
Bullet: 2108 (2111 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hank J Wimbleton (improbable_hank)

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Rapid: 968 (1166 peak)
Blitz: 992 (1123 peak)
Bullet: 753 (883 peak)

[uneven plover]

/profile

[foggy moth]

so close to 1000

[uneven plover]

wtf

[covert dagger]

probably a couple drunk people in ancient india who were just goofin around and bored

[languid torrent]

Aye... Madness combat fan

[spring sand]

That's ok

[uneven plover]

Am I goated?

[proven tundra]

Oh then it doesn't matter i mean ppl with 23 minutes on their clock letting it run out while losing

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eheheheh4

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Rapid: 1695 (1705 peak)
Blitz: 1177 (1194 peak)
Bullet: 847 (1135 peak)

[spring sand]

Do they still own it?

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2300 (peak)

[silk bridge]

Ill go play games on CC to see how 1500-1600 translate

[buoyant warren]

chess mafia

[spring sand]

Gl

[honest oar]

omg i forgot aboutthem :o

[proven tundra]

damn Albert you really had to use /profile and mog me like that huh

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> trash (trashedraccoon)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 182 (556 peak)
Blitz: 242

[honest oar]

c:

[spring sand]

Goat

[proven tundra]

holy rapid falloffwhat happened

[covert dagger]

300 elo falloff 💔

[wary citrus]

ik but i get mad cuz i like playing fas

[cerulean pond]

Shelley the muskeeter

[honest oar]

i played more before real life took over

last few games ive played were like on the bus

[covert dagger]

life is stinky, chess is an escape from reality 👍

i love getting drunk off chess giddiness

[wary citrus]

Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!

[proven tundra]

Should I take AP lang next year

[spring sand]

Should you?

[covert dagger]

naur

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/enough-talky-lizard-funny-lizard-shush-shut-up-gif-13234223691051860300

[wary citrus]

okay

[proven tundra]

😭

[spring sand]

Yup thats going in the favourite folder

[covert dagger]

fantastic pfp i must say

[covert dagger]

me too

[honest oar]

how do you tell a society something is good, when that thing is literally their word for bad? If caramel is synonymous with everything evil and repugnant in the world, how do you tell the chocolate lovers that caramel can be yummy?

"Caramel is chocolate is actually, caramel isn't caramel"

[honest oar]

(this post is not about chocolate and caramel)

[rich sun]

Sadly there is no other way to improve

[covert dagger]

im gonna get some chocolate now

[pulsar cave]

Whhaaaaaaaaattt

[harsh lichen]

how is this so bad that it makes the eval bar go from 0.5 to +1.9

[spring sand]

Can u explain the last sentence again

[honest oar]

get some caramel

[covert dagger]

dont have any 😔

[harsh lichen]

as black it really feels like the only move, am i crazy

[covert dagger]

its all a government ploy to increase the price of eggs guys

[wary citrus]

tysm

[wary citrus]

i can learn by playin opponent

[honest oar]

imagine a society where the word for bad is caramel, and the word for good is chocolate. You know the truth about caramel and want to spread the word, but how? "Caramel isn't caramel, caramel is chocolate!". Everyone will go "No, that's caramel, i want something chocolate"

[proven tundra]

trynna figure this out rn not that simple 🤨

[harsh lichen]

i know right

[serene wadi]

I am not sure I follow

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dso-don't-stop-oil-naapurinseta99-yoda-bp-gif-11730481727272313123

[serene wadi]

I feel this is a lot of X is Y and Y is but X is actually Y

[rich sun]

What would you learn in a 1 minute game

[spring sand]

So you mean the word for caramel has been associated with bad even if it necessarily isn't

[pulsar cave]

You could ask them to try caramel and they can see if its really caramel

[spice root]

You play hypixel?

[covert dagger]

a rose by any other name would smell as sweet aah

[wary citrus]

thats why i play 3 min rn and also i can js analyze moves after

[spring sand]

A rose is a flower

[rich sun]

Nope, I actually quit mc some months ago

[honest oar]

yess. Caramel to them is bad, anything caramel. But you know that simply isn't the case, caramel is yummy, these people have just been lied to. But how do you tell them "No, caramel is yummy!" in their language?

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tomato-throw-throwing-tomatoes-tomato-throw-baby-kitten-splat-gif-7827865288628409355

[spice root]

Aw

[spring sand]

That throw was so long ho far away is that car

[harsh lichen]

that wouldnt change anything, youd go out and march int he streets and shout caramel is chocolate louder than everyone else and eventually people will change their minds, or atleast thats what ive seen

[wary citrus]

where did this come from i was quoting doflamingo

[rich sun]

Rapid is the key, you must get yourself to play it if you actually want to get better :3

[spice root]

I have like 2k hours in skyblock

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[wary citrus]

ok gng

[honest oar]

It is hard to convince people otherwise when their entire society is designed around hating this one specific thing. Every word you use to describe its qualities will be twisted in their head. "It's not chocolate" is essentially saying to them "It's not good" when you know caramel is yummers and infact good

[serene wadi]

I am not sure what these foods are supposed to be a metaphor for but if you don't like something it's hard to convince someone to like it

Tolerance, on the other hand, is a different thing

[harsh lichen]

the only thing i thought is that, white has a past pawn and a dead bishop for an active knight and somehow thats plsu 2

[spring sand]

Simple, teach them a new language where caramel is not the English word for caramel

[honest oar]

they've banned caramel, and arrest people for liking it.

[paper goblet]

really proud that both of my candidates moves here are the top lines of the engine
it’s 3|0 so somewhat impressive

[spice root]

If a tree falls does it make a sound if a person is there or not there ahh

[harsh lichen]

but i seriously doubt any human could convert this no?

[languid torrent]

Nf6? Looks strong to me

[rich sun]

I like playing in chill servers, with a small community where everybody could interact with each other

[honest oar]

this is why im an economic equalist and believe in the betterment of society, NOT a communist!

[nova dust]

chees is a bad game

[paper goblet]

blundering a knight?

[serene wadi]

Have you watched schitts Creek by the way

[honest oar]

communism, is caramel

[spring sand]

I believe in caramel

[honest oar]

yes

[toxic willow]

Check out this #chess game: Eatapotato101 vs Dend300h - https://www.chess.com/live/game/167648599668

[languid torrent]

Oh i didn't see the queen defending the bishop

[frosty peak]

Eatapotato101 (744) vs. Dend300h (756)

Move List

1. [d4] c6 2. e4 d6 3. Nc3 f6 4. Nf3 b5 5. a3 g5 6. Nxb5 cxb5 7. Bxb5+ Bd7 8. Bc4 e5 9. Nxe5 dxe5 10. Qh5+ Ke7 11. Qf7+ Kd6 12. dxe5+ fxe5 13. Qd5+ Ke7 14. Bxg5+ Nf6 15. Qf7+ Kd6 16. Bxf6 Qa5+ 17. b4 Qb6 18. Qd5+ Kc7 19. Bxe5+ Bd6 20. Bxh8 Nc6 21. e5 Nxe5 22. Bxe5 Bxe5 23. Qxe5+ Kb7 24. Bd5+ Bc6 25. Qe7+ Ka6 26. Bc4+ Bb5 27. Bxb5+ Qxb5 28. Qd6+ Kb7 29. Qd5+ Kb6 30. Qxa8 Qe5+ 31. Kf1 Qxa1+ 32. Ke2 Qxh1 33. Qd5 Qxh2 34. Qc5+ Kb7 35. Qe7+ Kb6 36. Qe6+ Kb7 37. Qe4+ Kb6 38. Qe3+ Kb7 39. Qf3+ Kb6 40. Qg3 Qh5+ 41. f3 Qe8+ 42. Kf2 Qc8 43. Qd6+ Kb7 44. Qd5+ Kb6 45. Qc5+ Kb7 46. Qxc8+ Kxc8 47. f4 Kd8 48. Ke3 Ke8 49. Ke4 Kf7 50. Ke5 h6 51. f5 h5 52. c4 Ke8 53. c5 Kd7 54. f6 h4 55. f7 Ke7 56. Kd5 Kxf7 57. Kd6 Ke8 58. Kc7 h3 59. Kb7 hxg2 60. c6 g1=Q 61. c7 Qb6+ 62. Ka8 Qxc7 

[proven tundra]

maybe dx Rx Bf4 bur after Be5 idk
D pawn is weak ig

[spring sand]

Wait no

[serene wadi]

This conversation reminds me of the white wine / red wine scene

[spring sand]

Caramel the food

[toxic willow]

maybe the worst game ever played

[honest oar]

too late

[serene wadi]

Excellent writing btw

[spring sand]

Dude

[toxic willow]

im on one hour of sleep

[honest oar]

you will enjoy the caramel, despite your society telling you it's bad your whole life

[pulsar cave]

Maybe you try make caramel cool and anti chocolate. there will always be people who will go against the establishment and their word will spread eventually that caramel doesnt have to be caramel and it can be chocolate too

[paper goblet]

Bxd7 Nxd7 Ne7+!

[strong locust]

Hi guys

[languid torrent]

Heya

[spice root]

Low cortisol

[brittle citrus]

im finally at 664 this is starting to get super hard

[strong locust]

Hey fake 500

[languid torrent]

Can we play?

[spring sand]

Actually caramel (the food) is good and is used in a bunch of recipes

[harsh lichen]

engine says bf4 is an inaccuracy and the correct move after dx is be6

[strong locust]

💔

[serene wadi]

I'm lost on where this metaphor is going again

[languid torrent]

If i could hide my rating from others, I would've done that long ago

[honest oar]

unfortunately the chocolate CIA stages coups and destabilizes regions with countries that try to make caramel

[spring sand]

They're saying caramel = communism

[serene wadi]

Everytime I think I know what you're talking about I get thrown in for a loo

[covert dagger]

Communism would be cool if humans could maybe be nice to each other for once

[spice root]

Communism only works in an ideal society btw

[pulsar cave]

Yup

[strong locust]

It can never be cool

[wary citrus]

I LOVE YALL

[serene wadi]

So does capitalism

[harsh lichen]

that also works, it really depends on who caramel appeals to, if caramel is reactionary your plan wouldnt work, but if caramel is progressive my plan wouldnt work

[covert dagger]

Love you too

[honest oar]

i would love to see it actually be tried without the CIA making 6.7e984 attempts at assassinating their leaders

[strong locust]

And stfu commie
U r speaking in a capitalist app

[brittle citrus]

in theory communism is peak unfortunately human greed ruins it

[hot elm]

GUYS I ACTUALLY MADE A BRILLIANT MOVE ❤️ ON PURPOSE

[rich sun]

Pure vanilla btw :3, Worked on a neth beacon for like a month or two then decided to quit

[covert dagger]

Yerp, so I believe in socialism now

[spring sand]

No way congratulations

[honest oar]

calm down padawan, anger is the way of the sith

[proven tundra]

I woudlt say the bishop is dead theres g4 then the bishop is coming for your darksquares, he has a passer , your d6 and c5 pawns are loose so I think white has good play while you only have the one clear target

[spice root]

Das crazy bruv too much dedication for me

[strong locust]

Wtf is a padawan

[hot elm]

thank u bro ❤️ i think its my first purposeful brilliant LMAO

[harsh lichen]

whites only move here is dxc6

[proven tundra]

ah it does?

[honest oar]

lowkey a 🔥 post

[pulsar cave]

Never thought id have a cool conversation talking about caramel and chocolate

[zealous marsh]

bro I'm living in a socialist state, let the person continue

[spring sand]

More to come

[strong locust]

Vietnam?

[covert dagger]

Yuh plus if the ones that did get popular weren’t fascists 😭

[main owl]

NEW PR FINALLY 😭😭
I had 47 but got cocky at the last one and played off instinct.

[strong locust]

Tell me

[serene wadi]

Be nice

[harsh lichen]

yeah it really doesnt make any sense to me

[serene wadi]

I have thoughts but I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say so I'm staying quiet

[spice root]

I don’t want communism in my chess server

[zealous marsh]

Missing m1 🥀

[strong locust]

That's nice
That's your way of doing things
Not mine

[honest oar]

no lmao. use google. im so so tired of teaching toddlers in this server common words like "Transfem" and shit

[hot elm]

bro missed m1

[rich sun]

[covert dagger]

…how bout we just not

[main owl]

Yeah I would have gotten 47. Overconfidence kills fr 😭

[serene wadi]

Be kind

[spring sand]

Transform?

[main owl]

Yeah 😭

[strong locust]

Be kind to commie?

[spring sand]

Ohhhhhh

[hot elm]

its ok bro ive done that many times dw

[honest oar]

CIA try not to illegally prop up fascist dictators in the southern hemisphere challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[harsh lichen]

yk i actually hate the topic of sweets but thats because i realized it always ends in diabetes (not actually about sweets)

[covert dagger]

💀

[serene wadi]

An apprentice to a Jedi master

[spring sand]

I got it dw

[covert dagger]

I knew you’d get there eventually

[honest oar]

"wtf is a padawan" give the same energy as "wtf is a kilometer"

[whole briar]

wtf is a padawan though

[nimble arch]

not really tho

[strong locust]

So u r saying I am a kid..

[spice root]

I agree with you but ts genuinely isn’t the space to talk about this

[spring sand]

You thank kermit the frog

[serene wadi]

What is a kilometer though ||/s||

[covert dagger]

The world would be better if run by yuri catgirls hot take

[honest oar]

i agree twin

[spring sand]

It's a meter weighting one kilo

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/america-america-flag-sigma-baller-gif-4192599876740220832

[honest oar]

TRUE

[shadow obsidian]

weighting

[honest oar]

• they die fast so we wouldn't have any geriatric old men in power

[rich sun]

[spring sand]

Engish

[hot elm]

average 400 elo game (these are sequential moves)

[proven tundra]

Be6 i missed thats definitely a good move but how is white better there? Is there some sort of winning tactic it shows?

[strong locust]

They die too fast
Like max a decade💔

[serene wadi]

You'd be doing me a favor ok

[nimble arch]

chess

[shadow obsidian]

it’s not weight 😭

[whole briar]

Why does chess have to exist

[spring sand]

Teach me

[shadow obsidian]

average any game delete ts

[strong locust]

Teach them bro
They are bullying me for being capitalist

[honest oar]

my 20 year old man of a cat holding on through sheer bigotry and homophobia:

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-tuff-bad-meme-benjammins-is-not-tuff-loser-gif-4433955606435510984

[stuck nimbus]

We humans hate ourselves.

[shadow obsidian]

“meter” measures distance

[pulsar cave]

Eval bar turns into a metronome 😭

[covert dagger]

You are welcome (is that Roy from fullmetal alchemist it’s been a while)

[spring sand]

Oh u didn't get the joke?

[serene wadi]

I'm sorry you can't use the term "TS" and expect me to respect anything you say

[spring sand]

Yes it is

[shadow obsidian]

i just got here idk

[strong locust]

Ok now let's return to chess

[covert dagger]

I gotta reread that it was so fire

[honest oar]

a kilometer is how much 10 meters weigh

[spice root]

Yo name is dih bro

[harsh lichen]

literally nothing

[shadow obsidian]

why are you worse at chess than me

[rocky sky]

Would you like to play

[strong locust]

Not communism
Not Jedi
Not other people
I know gays are people too
But let's turn to chess

[harsh lichen]

im gonna use lichess engine and see what it says

[whole briar]

Indeed we should shift back into chess.

[spring sand]

I honestly watch it i domt read the manga, which is better u think

[hot elm]

LMAO

[covert dagger]

We can have all of them 🥺

[proven tundra]

can u send the fen I wanna do some digging

[whole briar]

I'm chessing it so good who else here loves chessing it

[wary citrus]

ALLAHU AKBAR

[strong locust]

Put your real ELO role before saying that

[serene wadi]

wow how original

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/companion-meme-im-crine-luigi-sob-gif-9227778561882860811

[wary citrus]

GOOD NIGHT GNG

[languid torrent]

Yah, let's play some chess

[honest oar]

ts fire

[serene wadi]

I can't even send images pft

[covert dagger]

Idk I never watched it, usually I think reading stuff is better

[whole briar]

e4

[rich sun]

Get verified lel

[strong locust]

Not you
U can't even say what ELO u r

[still spoke]

That’s basically my games at 700 elo, -5.5 to +5.6 to -4.8 etc etc

[serene wadi]

brr 🥶

[shadow obsidian]

4000

[spice root]

I only read cuz the voices are annoying asl

[pulsar cave]

😭😭😭

[rocky sky]

Can we play

[strong locust]

400?

[proven tundra]

lichess engine when I play variants

[languid torrent]

Why are you so insistent on labelling me with a number?

[honest oar]

WAIT TRUE, chess nerds won't listen to you go "ts fr ong" but they'll lock tf in when they hear e4 and g6

[spice root]

Anime voices are high pitched asl

My ears hate it

[covert dagger]

Iykyk I literally turned off all volume in genshin impact because paimon’s voice is so annoying no matter what language it’s in

[rich sun]

Yes mommy asmr goated

[strong locust]

It's easy to remember for me

[proven tundra]

depends on their age anyway chess is becoming a younger and younger game these days

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[serene wadi]

Just gonna say Im a 1800 elo so y'all will respect me 😤

[honest oar]

this discord would make you feel that way for sure lmao

[spice root]

Lol

[whole briar]

I will, mastah

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[covert dagger]

g6 ewww you gotta play 1c5 and then 3 g6 fr

[strong locust]

I will respect you too

[still spoke]

I gotta learn all the terminology for moving pieces, only one I know is like Qb6 for example to move queen to b6 but other pieces idk how I’d move them without a board lol

[covert dagger]

😭

[whole briar]

Carbon monoxide therapy

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/whyishestilltalkingbilal-meme-brainrot-toverdefance-gif-15191209516763207873

[languid torrent]

You already remember who i am though

[proven tundra]

I'm assuming most ppl here are around my age

[rocky sky]

Bruh can we play like are you done

[strong locust]

Anywhere from 1800 to 2500
Idk

[stuck nimbus]

Nice.

[spring sand]

Another one in the favourites

[still spoke]

How old is your age

[strong locust]

Nah

[whole briar]

He's 56

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-just-telling-the-truth-saul-durand-3-body-problem-i'm-just-spitting-facts-netflix-gif-18137038600970152322

[still spoke]

Yup I’d assume everyone here is around 56 too

[rocky sky]

Ok when will you play then

[spring sand]

That made me laugh for some reason lmao

[rare carbon]

@strong locust yo prassanna .. how you doing

[proven tundra]

15

[rich sun]

[strong locust]

Maybe in a year or two

[covert dagger]

Quote of the day

[strong locust]

Wrong server💔

[rocky sky]

Is this rage baiting

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[honest oar]

wait im genuinely shocked there isn't a result

[still spoke]

I wish I started chess young, now I’m reaching unc

[whole briar]

Dottore my goat, isn't this the guy that lost against the scholar's mate 6 times.

[dusk quest]

I lost 100 elo in one day what do I do

[honest oar]

gang, if i get 5k in donations I'll make a mommy asmr for chess nerds

[still spoke]

Gain it back!

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[whole briar]

Run for presidency

[dusk quest]

From 1600 to 1500

[covert dagger]

DUDE THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[pulsar cave]

Looks like an untapped opportunity

[dusk quest]

Yes

[covert dagger]

@honest oar you wanna collab for this one

[proven tundra]

play more games and get it back 👍

[still spoke]

Remember when you play you can never end on a loss, but you also can’t end once you start a winning streak

[honest oar]

"Awh, honey, you're so good at chess, did you get mated by a bishop again? Come here, let mommy hold you"

[rocky sky]

Does anyone want to play right now

[whole briar]

Trashiest advice, you'll plummet to 100 if you conform to these shitty anecdotes

[spring sand]

Probably breathe some air drink a cup of water if ur not allergic go out clear your mind off of chess for a bit and come back later study your games analyse your mistakes and play again

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[whole briar]

I envy you

[spice root]

Bitcoin 08

[pulsar cave]

😭😭😭😭

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/enough-talky-lizard-funny-lizard-shush-shut-up-gif-13234223691051860300

[covert dagger]

I could use this, chess is stressful sometimes

[red sparrow]

so far i think ive reached my skill level at 800 elo rn

[still spoke]

Or just play on tilt and end the night -500 from where you started

[spice root]

Congrats bro

[proven tundra]

at least you'll win a lot more games at that elo the next day

[honest oar]

genuine market for it i need to capitalize on this asap

[spring sand]

Would moderators on chess.com be suspicious if u suddenly lost 500 elo in one day

[still spoke]

Exactly! Set yourself up for happiness in the future

[shrewd sun]

Can someone play a match with me

[proven tundra]

probably

[still spoke]

Potentially

[honest oar]

screw platinum, im buying a yeti blue with my tax returns

[rocky sky]

Hey bud want to play chess right now

[spice root]

My friend went down from 2800 to 1100 in one day and got shadow banned

[honest oar]

im investing in PERVERTS

[spring sand]

HOW

[stuck nimbus]

[covert dagger]

I’m just gonna get a girlfriend and teach her chess like this, she’ll be GM in no time

[spring sand]

WHOS UR FRIEND

[red sparrow]

i think ima need to learn a second opening to keep going, im already learning the london system

[whole briar]

Traumatic brain damage

[spice root]

He was tilted cuz he was tryna reach 3000 and barely didn’t make it

[still spoke]

Damn so they are strict on smurfing that’s good

[proven tundra]

my lawyers advised me not to finish this joke

[languid torrent]

Ayo

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/so-much-fun-it's-a-crime-walter-nelson-minions-yuorki-yuorki1-gif-8369629548157395193

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thegreatestblundermaster

This is the Chess.com profile of thegreatestblundermaster. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1112 (1226 peak)
Blitz: 1126 (1142 peak)
Bullet: 1629 (1645 peak)

[rocky sky]

Yeah I can

[north orchid]

sup guys

[spice root]

His chess.com username is practical-play

He’s titled

[whole briar]

I'm not surprised that chess c*m discriminates against people with transient amnesia

[rich sun]

I hate dc doesnt have like half of the gifs in insta

[spring sand]

Did his son play on his account or smth

[still spoke]

Idk why I read that * as a u

[spice root]

He’s 14 or something

[languid torrent]

Sure

[warm ginkgo]

💀

[spice root]

He was just angry

[shrewd sun]

https://link.chess.com/play/HiElVY

[honest oar]

@still spoke no they're right. Chess isn't accessible enough to people with short term memory loss. Chess should have a mode where it automatically plays the most optimal move for you

[harsh lichen]

2bq1rk1/2p1n1bp/r2p4/PNpPpp2/2P5/6P1/5PBP/R1BQ1RK1 b - - 1 18

pgn if u want it

[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "*"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/analysis/collection/catalan-full-22yhVvHbL/2Q6VhPG3PL/analysis"]

1. d4 g6 2. c4 Bg7 3. g3 d6 4. Bg2 Nf6 5. Nf3 O-O 6. O-O Nc6 7. Nc3 e5 8. d5 Ne7
2. e4 Nd7 10. b4 b6 11. Nd2 a5 12. bxa5 Rxa5 13. Nb3 Ra6 14. a4 f5 15. a5 Nc5
3. Nxc5 bxc5 17. exf5 gxf5 18. Nb5 c6 $2 *

i had to recreate the game cuz it was in an analysis with like 100 different lines

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/taileon-super-criminal-and-lawyer-taileon-super-criminal-thinking-taileon-ski-mask-staring-gif-4404371284766107428

[spring sand]

How did ur friend lose 1700 points of rating while being a titled player

[still spoke]

I agree

[proven tundra]

thanks

[spice root]

He purposefully lost it

[rocky sky]

I sended

[stuck nimbus]

Neither does chess, tbf.

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-coal-alarm-gem-gif-558142585063610704

[spice root]

I wonder how many titled players are shadow banned

[shrewd sun]

Yes, I joined

[spice root]

It’s probably far more than chess.com releases

[still spoke]

Blundered my queen in end game so I sacked everything and drew am I him

[rich sun]

Wdym😭😭, chess doesnt have gifs???

[pulsar cave]

What does being shadow banned look like on chesscom?

[dull trail]

anyone wana match in vc?> 1k rated ish? would be nice

[spice root]

Literally nothing. You just can’t play games

[stuck nimbus]

Precisely my point!!!!

[rich sun]

[pulsar cave]

Fair enough

[languid torrent]

I do

[harsh lichen]

nws, lichess engine says the exact same thing

[spice root]

It’s not visible to others tho

[honest oar]

wait thats a good idea. we should be allowed to send our opponents gifs during matches

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131691975301668945/1462868329818488892/boy-kisser-silly-cat-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[spice root]

I think it’s like a stain on chess.coms reputation if a titled player gets banned

[honest oar]

imagine hitting them with that after you mate them

[proven tundra]

in the game you gave me theres no pawn on e4 i think its a different position

[rich sun]

But discord has some gifs ;--;

[spice root]

Which is why they shadow bann

[stuck nimbus]

And chess has... none!

[dull trail]

legoooooooooooo

[rich sun]

Add voice chat and see

[languid torrent]

Which vc?

[dull trail]

you choose mate

[still spoke]

Does chess take away elo if you say bad words and get reported

[honest oar]

VC might be too far

[harsh lichen]

oh shit ur right wait lemme find the fen for that one

[languid torrent]

You fine with dm vc?

[proven tundra]

all the little timmy rage.....

[honest oar]

never had a VC i wasn't called a slur in

[pulsar cave]

So you can still look up their account and see them on chesscom with a title just they cant play any games right

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[stuck nimbus]

That would be ridiculous.

[spice root]

Yea

[dull trail]

i stream so ye

[languid torrent]

Sweet!

[proven tundra]

nope they just mute you/potentially ban for abuse if its a repeated offense

[rich sun]

Should add a voice chat in clash royale, i m down to pay for it

[still spoke]

Figured I’d ask cuz they seem strict on a lot of things

[stuck nimbus]

Doesn't it make you sad that chess has no GIFs?

[honest oar]

tbf maybe saying bad words makes you worse at chess

[pulsar cave]

Yeah definitely for what you said, just looks bad on them

[spice root]

Trophies?

[stuck nimbus]

Taking away Elo would hardly be an effective punishment for most people, I imagine.

[rich sun]

Umm not rly xx

[dull trail]

in study lounge

[still spoke]

I had a guy call me the f slur and told me to hang myself and I asked him should I hang myself like he hung his queen😝

[honest oar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1101299368428060752/attachment-17.gif

[proven tundra]

that would be them forcing you to smurf atp 😭
thats against their rules too

[stuck nimbus]

Top 10 best comebacks in history.

[harsh lichen]

2bq1rk1/2p1n1bp/r2p4/PNpP1p2/2P1p3/R5P1/5PBP/2BQ1RK1 b - - 1 19

[rich sun]

Around 8-9k ish but stopped playing like half a yrs ago, after a glitch where i got a book from lucky block and it didnt show it in my inv

[honest oar]

"If i wanted my comeback I'd ask your mom!"

[rich sun]

;----!

[spice root]

Ah yea the devs are trash

[red sparrow]

[rich sun]

Ikr😭

[pulsar cave]

Fr they fully killed their game

[red sparrow]

yesterday someone said something similar but i only said wow

[spice root]

Hippity hoppity your roast is now my property

[red sparrow]

i shoulda said "like how i killed your game/elo?"

[spice root]

Yea it’s genuinely sad

Jynx was on a generational run

[pulsar cave]

Adding heroes was so bad aswell with lvl 16 what were they thinking 😭

[spice root]

Heroes was the real killer

[pulsar cave]

Yeah i hated them

[spice root]

Level 16 would come eventually

[rich sun]

This is some pure disrespect and I dont wanna let it slide

[pulsar cave]

Heroes just made the game have even less variety

[rich sun]

[honest oar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874814563969810514/1047396315472085023/bottom_1_1.gif

[hot elm]

???

[covert dagger]

Thank you…so much, another added to favorites

[still spoke]

My prime in clash royale was a top 61 finish

[honest oar]

"You bullied me so I'm going to post kitty guns and playfully threaten you to fight back against the bullying!" responded to with an image designed specifically for that response

[rich sun]

💔💔🥀🙏

[red sparrow]

also i played my first bullet games today and one of them had 2 brilliant moves where i let the black queen take my bishop because on the second brilliant where she did i pinned it to the king

[pulsar cave]

Bro got to rub elbows with the greatest of all time. Congratulations not many can say that. (W glaze?)

[spice root]

Massive cortisol spike

[whole briar]

bap

[rich sun]

Holy parasocial

[spice root]

Did you actually?

That’s peak

[pulsar cave]

Did u snipe him?

[spice root]

What’s your account name

[honest oar]

we were bantering! it was a back and forth!

[rich sun]

[rare carbon]

Wdtm

[spice root]

No this was genuinely the game after I reached ultimate champion

[rare carbon]

Wdym*

[honest oar]

thats also not what parasocial means!

[pulsar cave]

Aura

[rich sun]

I didn't do anything, it was u who was rude..

[plucky sparrow]

:)))

[honest oar]

rude? I wasn't trying to be rude I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings

i was just teasing

[still spoke]

But have you defeated him is the question

[spice root]

I did actually

[still spoke]

Oh nice

[spice root]

I three crowned him

[plucky sparrow]

kamin v shesh utra

[spice root]

(He was afk)

[plucky sparrow]

fotografiya tvoya

[whole briar]

I like your funny words, magic man

[still spoke]

Now I come to conquer chess and defeat the world champion

[honest oar]

bro i thought he was just saying shit i didn't get

[plucky sparrow]

oke bayern fan

[pulsar cave]

No one has to know that tho 😭😭

[honest oar]

like genshin character names or smth

[spice root]

Wait this is genuinely a crazy lore drop

[whole briar]

I think he's mentally debilitated

[spice root]

Are you in crl

[plucky sparrow]

are you guys chess content creators ?

[still spoke]

Actually a spurs fan but I’m rooting for Harry Kane

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-gif-15833831811105546318

[serene wadi]

Wut

[plucky sparrow]

heck yeah chess made me

[still spoke]

No I’m past my prime now lol

[spice root]

Fs

[honest oar]

the content i create is exclusive for the members of the chess.com discord

[pulsar cave]

Aura

[proven tundra]

white has an important resource f3! Breaking down black's center and showing off his superior pieces
after the dcx Rxc line

after Be6 the waters remain murky I think but you do have Nxd6 and g4 / f3 ideas maybe the a passer is still always a problem
I think yeah white has to be better/winning there with good play

[rich sun]

Yes it does, u are obsessed over me

[serene wadi]

Why is cloud emoji blocked for being "inappropriate"

It's a cloud emoji!

[whole briar]

Semen

[honest oar]

who even are you i've never seen you or interacted with you before 😭

[rich sun]

Thats literally what parasocial means

[serene wadi]

😓

[honest oar]

i tease and banter with everyone on here u aint special 😭 it's just being friendly

[still spoke]

A hot single mom in your area!

[serene wadi]

Can anyone else send cloud emoji :(

[proven tundra]

good luck 💀

[whole briar]

where

[proven tundra]

☁️

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[serene wadi]

No the one with the emoji and the clouds

[proven tundra]

😶‍🌫️

[serene wadi]

Wth

[proven tundra]

?

[whole briar]

semen

[serene wadi]

I can't send it, says it's inappropriate

[proven tundra]

strange

[whole briar]

There exists a possibility that you have been cursed by god

[red sparrow]

playing some bullet games rn to help with pattern recognition and opening lines as white

[proven tundra]

😶‍🌫️

[honest oar]

am cryint

[proven tundra]

whats your rating

[hushed nexus]

Hello

[slow folio]

guess what happened here

[red sparrow]

on bullet? 351 (i started playing very recently, my rapid elo is in the 800s)

[serene wadi]

I mean.... Not quite

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/meowbah-kitten-catgirl-waifu-kawaii-gif-4834640869291019912

[serene wadi]

You are close though

[still spoke]

Qg8 check to sacrifice the queen!

[pulsar cave]

He took the rook with the queen thinking it was free

[honest oar]

ur pretty funny, it's a shame you're also mentally unwell

[slow folio]

if you can't win, don't lose

[copper bone]

Can we report someone for not moving the last move mate In 1 and wasting time

[rich sun]

Someone who is obsessed over someone who doesnt know them, he has been following me for months and i dont even know him

[proven tundra]

alr you should stay off bullet for a bit
just play your opening lines in blitz and rapid
you won't get good pattern recognition in bullet at all at your level
people just play garbage and make random moves
I'm positive you've seen some "pawn pushers' moving eveyr pawn up like bullet at the 300 level is just brainrot
please stick to bulle tand blitz trust me its a lot more helpful 👍

[pulsar cave]

Draw with 1 second is crazy 😭😭😭

[plucky sparrow]

no blitz plz 🙁

if you are under 1200 just play rapid

[red sparrow]

ive seen pawn pushers in rapid at my elo bro

[slow folio]

ikr

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-shocked-meme-funny-gif-16202716903781766308

[spice root]

Nah play ultrabullet

[proven tundra]

fair
but only 10min rapid

[serene wadi]

It's generally not reciprocal. You are both communicating.

[buoyant warren]

yo bro

[honest oar]

wait omg who do you think I am be because I'm not your stalker

[rich sun]

I'm pretty happy with my life since I have a loving family, I doubt yours is the same with your attitude

[plucky sparrow]

yeah perfect amount of time

[serene wadi]

Hi I'm lonely can I have a stalker please thanks

[pulsar cave]

Ive drawed before when the opponent was on like 20 seconds and felt horrible cuz i didnt look at their time once😭

[honest oar]

ew no ur too desperate

[whole briar]

Vanessa is a 7 years old goblin with scurvy

[rich sun]

Yes you have been messaging me for 2 months atp

[slow folio]

wsp bro

[proven tundra]

https://klipy.com/gifs/baby-laugh-ai-baby

[serene wadi]

Terrifying

[honest oar]

no I haven't queen 😭 idk who you are tonight is my first time I've met you

[copper bone]

What the hell

[honest oar]

I mean maybe we've interacted in here before

[proven tundra]

theres another one i want to send but im scared i might get moderated for it

[honest oar]

but only in here and even then I don't remember

[copper bone]

Aghhhhh

[proven tundra]

its not bad but idk what the mods gonna do

[copper bone]

!!!!!!

[rich sun]

My blocklist says the different thing, this is the fourth time u created a new acc to talk to me btw

[slow folio]

ngl 2 rooks vs 2 bishops is crazy, I almost lost but I sac my rook to open up the perpetual checks

[whole briar]

Can we work together? But first and foremost, I can't really discern any vulnerabilities, or any form of critical gaps that can be utilized by malicious actors in your profile, which in this instance, is me

[honest oar]

look at how old my account is 😭😭😭

[rich sun]

14 jan 2026

[honest oar]

my whole ass account is older than yours

[serene wadi]

I have no idea what that means but sure

[spice root]

I recognize this person named trash I doubt they’re alting

[honest oar]

no 2016

[west thicket]

2016

[rich sun]

Yes bro he has been a stalker

[rich sun]

It literally says 14 jan 2026

[spice root]

Your blocklist reacting is v weird

[rich sun]

Stop the cap

[serene wadi]

They're obv trolling

[honest oar]

1: I go by she/they
2: I am not your stalker
3: this account is older than yours and is not an alt, it's been my main since 2016

[serene wadi]

Come on yall

[spice root]

She’s referring to account creation date

[rich sun]

Ow dang u a girl? Didnt know that

[whole briar]

Yall are just feeding this person with their so-craved attention

[rich sun]

Mb

[still spoke]

Ah smart, when you buy plane tickets you go by she but when you drive in the carpool lane you go by they

[copper bone]

Bro what's this dumb analyzing of chess.com the sneaky brilliant move is okayish and the normal ahh move is like a great

[rich sun]

If I'm sure weren't u buying accounts?

[honest oar]

why did it take until me telling you my pronouns for you to believe me 🫠

[pulsar cave]

😭😭😭😭

[covert dagger]

I hope this is in good spirits 😭

[honest oar]

nooo I'm not a weirdo 😭

[covert dagger]

Ehhh

[rich sun]

Arguable

[still spoke]

I’ll let you interpret it as you wish

[honest oar]

ok not like that

[copper bone]

#💬〡general-off-topic exists

[serene wadi]

Good points all

Can I buy someone's discord account btw?

[whole briar]

I, thank, you

[rich sun]

Anyways bro i m js ragebaiting

[still spoke]

#💬〡chess-talk also exists

[covert dagger]

You were talking about doing mommy chess asmr but like not a stalker kind of weirdo

[serene wadi]

Sigh. No more fun.

[west thicket]

wuts wrong with mommy asmrs

[spice root]

100 dollar it’s yours good friend

[copper bone]

Yes that's why I'm here and getting spammed by some fairies

[honest oar]

10k and I'll sacrifice ten years of history

[rich sun]

This server has to be one of the easiest to ragebait

[still spoke]

Who are the fairies

[honest oar]

you were calling me a stalker I was defending myself 😭

[magic shard]

goofy ahh server beef am I right

[copper bone]

Those that make my texts disappear

[spice root]

I don’t think anyone was angry tho I think we were just confused

[still spoke]

Oh rip

[copper bone]

Read the room lil bro

[rich sun]

I mean like i gotta go and mod pinging police ( complaint boxes/buzzkills) would ping mods anyways if i keep it up with it

[still spoke]

No

[serene wadi]

I told y'all btw

[whole briar]

No shit

[spice root]

We should play Roblox together

[rich sun]

I doubt :3

[whole briar]

I mean, who would even be succesfully allured by these blatant statements

[magic shard]

I only play Roblox with irls but maybe one day depending on the game

[serene wadi]

So, solution, ban everyone

[copper bone]

Don't be a bad boy

[whole briar]

Yeah, I was indeed infuriated and now, you must face my onslaught

[rich sun]

I got timed out for ragebaiting few days ago btw

[whole briar]

[insert person turning into wolf gif]

[still spoke]

rawr

[honest oar]

it's impossible to tell the difference between jokes and genuine schizophrenia. I thought this lady took me sending her a gif made her delulu into thinking I was her stalker (cause most women have one)

[rich sun]

Ragebaited like 7 ppl at once

[copper bone]

Hey sit down!

[covert dagger]

Hey dor Chan

[copper bone]

Wiggle your tail for me

[magic shard]

colon three just ragebaited me too so add another one to your count

[rich sun]

Bro u js a troll i didnt even try to ragebait u

[spice root]

Dorwu I have a poster due Tommorow and I haven’t started

[magic shard]

hi

[spice root]

Am I cooked

[magic shard]

Yes most definitely

[still spoke]

No

[covert dagger]

So about that 560 that beat me in blitz 3 times in a row

[still spoke]

You’re not cooked until it’s past due and not done

[whole briar]

The prospects are ineffable

[pulsar cave]

You talking about how good your ragebait is ragebaiting me 😖

[magic shard]

Yeah

[rich sun]

🥀🥀

[whole briar]

I suggest that you turn back to god and absolve, repent, as you have sinned

[copper bone]

How old are you now?

[covert dagger]

So.

[rich sun]

16

[covert dagger]

Uh

I think I’m buns at blitz

[rich sun]

Wdym😭

[serene wadi]

Why are everyone in this chat children

[magic shard]

regulars here know that ragebaits me the most

[copper bone]

This channel is for adults only

[rich sun]

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[copper bone]

You're not allowed to breathe the same air as adults

[magic shard]

I absolutely despise colon threes

[rich sun]

I dont follow rules cause I m sigma from ohio

[honest oar]

just in the future don't rage bait about stalkers cause like what if instead of everyone here knowing I'm not a stalker they believed you 💀

[covert dagger]

But but but :3

[magic shard]

just keep playing rapid

[rich sun]

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[whole briar]

Aggressive and relentless advertising from the neo-fascist corporation that facilitates the very environment that we are talking in right now

[magic shard]

and once you're good enough start playing blitz

[covert dagger]

Yeah that’s what I’m gonna do

[serene wadi]

That's deep man

[covert dagger]

I’ll just never accept a bullet or blitz challenge again

[pulsar cave]

I dont know

[rich sun]

They wont ofc duhh😭😭

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-yapping-saying-anything-yap-nonsense-d6nz-gif-15410546495368358619

[magic shard]

wilted rose -> dor ragebaitable score is like 0.1%

I should make that an actual thing tbh

ragebaitable score for everything that exists

[copper bone]

Can we have more male oriented channel

[rich sun]

Holy unemployment

[honest oar]

girl (if you is) people's lives have been ruined by these types of accusations

[tawdry plank]

guys why did i lose

[serene wadi]

What is a "more male oriented channel"

[magic shard]

no I think it's important to learn how to play fast time controls at some point
but for now keep playing rapid

[rich sun]

Bro its just a discord server ;---;

[magic shard]

true

[pulsar cave]

Why are the numbers so big 😭

[covert dagger]

Dor is 2600 of course they’re unemployed

[honest oar]

dude wants to go outside lmao

[serene wadi]

Scholars mate.

[copper bone]

Read the dictionary lil bro

[tawdry plank]

idk i played like 2 moves and got chemated idek what went wrong

[serene wadi]

I don't think you understand what a dictionary is.

[pulsar cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1259201880278700222/togif.gif

[rich sun]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[rich sun]

[copper bone]

Well I'm not the one asking questions

[honest oar]

I know but just be careful. cause fr what if the server turned on me and bam, I wasn't welcome anymore in a place I frequent

[whole briar]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[tawdry plank]

people who move there queen off rip should end it all

losers

[wind geode]

is ponziani a good opening?

[rich sun]

Nobody bans over some baseless accusations but sure would be careful :3

[copper bone]

Is that a pizza?

[honest oar]

I think this guy got mated by a queen

[serene wadi]

People who alt like that and stalk others do exist (I've had to deal with quite a few as a mod) but tbh that was obviously trolling

[covert dagger]

Did that happen like an hour ago

[spice root]

Gem alert

[rich sun]

Hell nah

[frigid laurel]

Anyone trying to play and VC?

[raven radish]

Ur age

[rich sun]

Just play english

[copper bone]

Broski imma curse at you

[magic shard]

Gotta grind 2500 lichess blitz though

[raven radish]

?

[wind geode]

😔

[tawdry plank]

queens just a boring piece someone gotta blind that bitch

[paper goblet]

why do i feel like levy rozman
getting really good positions and throwing them

i throw this btw

[frigid laurel]

so.. this is just a place to talk about chess and not play?

[honest oar]

I mean in other spaces. they called me a sex pest because I occasionally posted sapphic yearning posts and ofc it was a bunch of straight gamer boys accusing me of chasing the other women in the server, despite literally never doing that

[honest oar]

what?

[copper bone]

This isn't the place you think it is

[spice root]

Did I tell u about how like a 1st grader was burping to assert domiannce over the other kids in a chess camp

[copper bone]

If you want some dope I can help you

[pulsar cave]

Why isnt this just even?

[magic shard]

crazy

[tawdry plank]

she can move to too many squares it’s not fair

[paper goblet]

well black dominates the only open file

[rich sun]

Lichess 2500 blitz wont pay the bills

[spice root]

He was going behind them during a game and burping as loudly as possible

[west thicket]

anyone wna friend my on chess.com

[spice root]

Absolute weapon

[pulsar cave]

Yeah but like how do you actually win as black

[magic shard]

oh yeah you play lichess right what are your ratings there

[paper goblet]

||chess coach||

[covert dagger]

They just don’t understand the true meaning of yuri twin

[wind geode]

id?

[frigid laurel]

so unwelcoming here and I don't get it

[rich sun]

2350 rapid

[paper goblet]

but surely it’s at least somewhat better for black

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jzydon-catgirls-yuri-yuri-catgirls-gif-12395707778841343711

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jm9pk

This is the Chess.com profile of jm9pk. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2017 (2033 peak)
Blitz: 1509 (1832 peak)
Bullet: 1776 (2046 peak)

[magic shard]

would be ragebait

[spice root]

You need to get your rating up bro

[pulsar cave]

Yeah probably

[rich sun]

Havent played in a while now tho

[magic shard]

pretty good

[spice root]

Nobody’s playing with you because your rating is low

[magic shard]

what about blitz do you play blitz

[rich sun]

Arigato :3

[covert dagger]

@magic shard you wanna join in

[rich sun]

I dont play blitz js rapid

[honest oar]

that's badass. also that kid should probably see a doctor why is he burping like that

[magic shard]

what kind of question is this

[spice root]

I don’t even get how he does it bro

[magic shard]

alright

[honest oar]

I more meant why are you being misogynistic to a board game piece 💀

[spice root]

He burps louder than me

[covert dagger]

So is thst a yes (meow)

[raven radish]

It’s a question?

[harsh lava]

hi guys

[frigid laurel]

got it, I was correct in stating nobody plays here. thank you.

[raven radish]

Panzz

[magic shard]

my answer is no ofc

[pulsar cave]

Really puts it into perspective

[harsh lava]

can someone help me analyze my game? I;m new to chess

[spice root]

It’s called chess-talk not chess-play

[raven radish]

Then why bother replying ?

[spice root]

Indeed it does

[magic shard]

I try to reply to everyone who pings me

[raven radish]

What’s ur user panz

[harsh lava]

Panz_1

[serene wadi]

Not with voice chat 😭

[raven radish]

Aight bet

[frigid laurel]

Chess talk:

[harsh lava]

thank youu

[covert dagger]

😭

[spice root]

You would heavily enjoy gothamcity

[honest oar]

you screenshotted a single post lmao that's not gonna prove your point

[raven radish]

I added you check ur thing

[serene wadi]

Gotham chess?

[covert dagger]

WHAT DOR YOURE MISSING OUT

[spice root]

@uneven plover I found your lost 500 elo twin

[raven radish]

Lmk

[honest oar]

sandy coochie 💀

[cobalt oxide]

I dont think hes here if you're asking

I just walked in what's up

Dead chat

[serene wadi]

I'm him

[last badger]

Yo any mod in chat rn

[covert dagger]

Hi oswalddd

[tulip reef]

Calm down rn

[cobalt oxide]

You're Gotham chess?
Okay I got a test question
What's your favorite opening with white