💬〡chess-talk

[frail violet]

what even is that flag

[loud geyser]

🤣 🤣

[hard creek]

https://tenor.com/view/pablo-escobar-pablo-stan-twt-standing-grandpa-gif-15901735077073339091

[exotic bluff]

Yea I giggle when I type that shi

[loud geyser]

look at the flag of Russia and Belarus

[arctic glade]

Fr

[hearty heron]

nah im scared of africa and china i let this guy live

[gritty wave]

He doesnt treat em differently…

[wet hollow]

I remember playing some dude from this place

[loud geyser]

imagine bringing politics in the GAME🤣 🤣

[cunning pelican]

nevermind realized this might be rage bait sorry my bad

[hard creek]

how did he join on 30 jan 2025 and got NM?

[wet hollow]

Its something Hong Kong I think

[hard creek]

bro is skill

[craggy bay]

You could find someone worse than him extremely fast and no ones making fun of their lost father 😭

[magic shard]

alright (ha)oshino

[hearty heron]

i used to have grenada zimbabwe zambia bangladesh flags and dudes from the countries dm ed me sayin omg u real?

[hearty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/thik-hai-gif-17806174085726369254

[steady moon]

valid.

[loud geyser]

how are u playing with this bg

[languid torrent]

Anyone up for a game rn?

[hearty heron]

this is the best ground possible for chesscom ts approved by plns

[wet hollow]

If I was from Zimbabwe and saw an FM from Zimbabwe, I would be shocked too ngl

[hearty heron]

also @wet hollow my CD player arrived 🔥

[wet hollow]

😭

[hard creek]

anyone here watched jjk before?

[wet hollow]

Bro does not need to coach anyone anymore

[hearty heron]

i connected it to my CD then ripped the CD to my pc storage

[lone totem]

me

[loud geyser]

🥶

[hearty heron]

nah i need 2nd CD itself trust me i did a demo with jai

[wet hollow]

What yall even do

[gritty wave]

[hearty heron]

lurk

[wet hollow]

🥀

[hot elm]

yea i read the manga

[hearty heron]

nah but deadass it was ok

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kristopher Columbus (proboy235)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 531 (573 peak)
Blitz: 181 (264 peak)
Bullet: 148 (202 peak)

[hearty heron]

he liked it 🗣️ 🔥

[languid torrent]

Wait what happened to Kel (The dude with an evangelion pfp)?

[hard creek]

this guy could prob beat me

[hearty heron]

u see ts @lone totem

[exotic bluff]

What’s Jynxzi’s blink force in PSI?

[mint jolt]

what...

[hearty heron]

i CAN coach

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ted (deedacruhyt)

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Name: Ted (deedacruhyt)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1204 (peak)
Blitz: 1133 (peak)
Bullet: 1040 (1047 peak)

[cyan jasper]

I reached 1200 yall!

[hard creek]

bro prob got the chess touch

[languid torrent]

Grats!

[hard creek]

wow nice good for u,now then

[cyan jasper]

ty!

[steady moon]

him.

[uneven wolf]

cooooool

[cyan jasper]

ty!

[hard creek]

https://tenor.com/view/1v1-fight-me-challange-ninja-baby-gif-11620536296150158500

[cunning pelican]

is it because it has less population

[hard creek]

bullet

[cyan jasper]

sure

[lone totem]

[arctic glade]

Guys I just won

[cyan jasper]

Im buns at bullet lol

[languid torrent]

I wanna try and play someone 2500 and see if i can go one game without blundering

[lone totem]

today i got Dragon Chicken AND Dry Chilli Chicken we're gonna feast

[hard creek]

only bullet tho,my brain cant handle calculations rn

[steady moon]

no it’s because he is racist.

[hard creek]

try

[cunning pelican]

depends how good you are at long time control ignore bullet

[hearty heron]

sybauation i can coach

[cyan jasper]

ok whats ur user mine is deedacruhyt

[cunning pelican]

oh okay👍

[wet hollow]

cause there are like 2 of them

[zealous marsh]

did bro go to Tibet and catch mythical creatures or what

[cunning pelican]

oh okay👍

[hard creek]

i am LouieTheLegend and i am going to send u a challenge,if i win im staying in this chat till i go,if u win then im going rn.best of 5 wins

[cunning pelican]

so there is 0 IM from there?

[lone totem]

💔

[cyan jasper]

alr do unrated tho cause im buns lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blitzsensei1

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2008 (peak)
Bullet: 2203 (peak)

[steady moon]

“sybauation” ig we just inventing our own shi now.

[languid torrent]

Imagine 1 win 3 draws 1 loss

[gritty wave]

Stfubau

[craggy crater]

Does anyone know when chess.com is going to put out an update that gets rid of all the ads that they constantly reload and rank my internet

[hard creek]

if draw,then chat decides

no tiebreaker

[hearty heron]

plns invented against ha

[cunning pelican]

then I vote you out instantly you may want to do a tie breaker

[arctic glade]

Any one wanna play me 1000elo

[cyan jasper]

we better do unrated twin cause im bunnns

[wet hollow]

I only know Robert Gwaze idk anyone else

[zealous marsh]

(They won't do shit cuz capitalism)

[hard creek]

yes unratd

[languid torrent]

I do

[arctic glade]

Bet dm me

[wet hollow]

F students are the inventors

[steady moon]

i guess bro.

[cunning pelican]

on paper should be opposite

[lone totem]

sylabubu ganglia ✌️

[uneven wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/f-students-are-inventors-a-students-are-the-perfect-employees-perfect-employee-tiktok-tiktok-brainrot-gif-8427542923142824894

[steady moon]

no because A students are being conditioned by the system.

[cunning pelican]

what no-

[wet hollow]

Sybaunite HAlogenation

[lone totem]

speak for yourself i AM the system

[craggy crater]

Idf chess site

[indigo void]

You titled?

[wet hollow]

And I control the system

[cunning pelican]

what bro says after getting F in class:

[lone totem]

the only system you controlling London System bruh ✌️

[cunning pelican]

technically but not in like a way you would except

[lone totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hugtrip-1

[cyan jasper]

threw that shi so hard lol

[hard creek]

i sen

[steady moon]

A students follow the system and don’t question it, hence they don’t feel any need to make a change and just follow the system as is.

[wet hollow]

Didnt know you were the london system

[hearty heron]

never make a chemistry joke EVER again

[lone totem]

[cunning pelican]

that does not make the A student not a inventor if they just decide to question it a bit but the A student is on paper smarter

[zealous marsh]

you dumbass I'm a girl

[wet hollow]

Alr Brokelation

[lone totem]

first female US vice president ⁉️

[lone totem]

gang she her aint even yo pronouns no more IM THe girl

[steady moon]

true.

[hearty heron]

sybau Brookie

[cobalt oxide]

Hello peoples

[uneven wolf]

hii

[quiet flume]

thats a lie everyone knows girls dont exist

[lone totem]

hai anther

[wet hollow]

Heyyyy

[lone totem]

cut it out Iori Itadori

[quiet flume]

should i make a chess.com account

[cyan jasper]

holy

[hard creek]

me laubub

[cyan jasper]

scary

[lone totem]

no stay on lichess and join The Moon Club

[cunning pelican]

no

[quiet flume]

i am on lichess LOL whats the moon club?

[hearty heron]

190 kilograms btw

[cunning pelican]

no stay on lichess and don’t pick politics

[fickle delta]

Step 1 - find cute girl on the bus
Step 2 - harass her because she be all cute and stuff
Step 3 - gaslight her for thinking she exists

[lone totem]

basically biggest prize money hosting chess discord with a lot of active titled players

[west stone]

les goo

[cobalt oxide]

Do you even play chess or are here for the sake of it?
Either is fine tho

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-brain-rot-ai-side-eye-gif-711440987077841595

[west stone]

guys

[quiet flume]

you dumbass thats called nihilism

[quiet flume]

both

[lone totem]

Friedrice Kneetshe is that you

[quiet flume]

yes indeed it is

[lone totem]

[frail violet]

gotta love it when people stall cuz they know you have mate in one

[wet hollow]

You baka tahts callled harrassment

[quiet flume]

you just reminded me of how broke i am and im not even getting a job what am i doing with my fat chud lolcow life

[cunning pelican]

just know you won and it’s free rating

[hearty heron]

CHAT @wet hollow IS SIMON FROM CC STAFF

[zealous marsh]

the pillars of knowledge of the world

[hearty heron]

HE REPLIED RIGHT WHEN COOKIE DM ED ME ABOUT TS

[cunning pelican]

WHAT

[cobalt oxide]

Well you have to make an account but you should if you want image perms and to be able to voice chat here

[hard creek]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lone totem]

[cyan jasper]

ggs lol

[cunning pelican]

nah @wet hollow sucks though || if I get banned just know it’s staff ||

[wet hollow]

Tbh knowing cc nothing gonna happen

[hard creek]

rematch cmon

[cyan jasper]

sure

[hard creek]

best of 5

[hearty heron]

howd you know shit sherlock

[regal crypt]

how did you put that backround

[uneven wolf]

They're just thinking bro trust

[quiet flume]

i really dont feel like doing my assignment

[frail violet]

he only has 2 legal moves they both end up in mate in one and he wont play

[zealous marsh]

THERE'S A MOLE

[hearty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-the-kinda-flow-curtis-james-jackson-50cent-complicated-song-kinda-flow-gif-19013049

[languid torrent]

They didn't let me finish the mate 😭

[lone totem]

bro plays late and he doesn't sleep 🥶 03

[zealous marsh]

looking at the chat bubble... I don't think he's happy 😭

[hearty heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193299405839814679/1484142322198384720/image0.gif

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-meme-raaaaar-teto-dance-gif-18143417006679843767

[quiet flume]

can imagine

[quiet flume]

i love teto i wish to consume her curls

[languid torrent]

Teto's shield should be a pizza

[fickle delta]

Why are you playing peeps 700 ELO lower than yourself

[arctic glade]

Bro what can I do there hahahaa

[hearty heron]

refused

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[hard creek]

bro what am i doing wrong?

[arctic glade]

Maybe if I was bobby fisher

[lone totem]

yo crazy sentence bro but i dont judge ✌️

[cyan jasper]

idk playing too slow ig

[cunning pelican]

gain 7 elo from harassing low ratings

[languid torrent]

I play literally anyone bruh

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-pretty-derby-goldship-umamusume-skeleton-shield-gif-4789842180518690067

[wet hollow]

We listen and we dont judge

[languid torrent]

Wait the ratings are hidden

[cobalt oxide]

Game is game

[quiet flume]

i love umamusume i wish to consume, uh, something?

[languid torrent]

Stupid mobile quirk

[arctic glade]

Woww

[lone totem]

why are her eyes divergent

[hearty heron]

you are alone on this one

[zealous marsh]

It's Goldship

[cobalt oxide]

You're speaking my language

[arctic glade]

♟️

[frail violet]

2 more wins and i'll be back in peak elo

[zealous marsh]

she be like that

[quiet flume]

do the root test for the radius of convergence

[arctic glade]

When did they add emoji of chess

[quiet flume]

god im such a cornball why the fck did i say that i genuinely hate myself

[cunning pelican]

yeah let me just win against low 1000 rated people to 2500

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[hard creek]

im gonna lock in

[arctic glade]

Don’t swear at god

[hard creek]

actually

[cyan jasper]

bro I won the best of 5 but alr im down

[quiet flume]

its okay i do

[cunning pelican]

brilliant you might get harassed though

[zealous marsh]

ok maybe you should stop cringing at yourself from 2 minutes earlier every single time

[arctic glade]

Hahahah

[cobalt oxide]

...go ahead

[languid torrent]

Here.

[uneven wolf]

I would've quit chess after that

[cunning pelican]

ignore the people though it’s good

[crystal swan]

Looking for chess friends I’m new 18+ only dm

[fickle delta]

I don't need it, but thanks

[quiet flume]

maybe maybe not

[lone totem]

tel aviv impressed

[languid torrent]

Why 18+?

[cunning pelican]

18+ cuts off around 98% of the server sorry buddy

[crystal swan]

Really well I’m 22 so i don’t wanna be friends with kids ty

[lone totem]

Looking for chess friends under 13 only dm im 2200 elo

[zealous marsh]

good luck finding one even fitting the category here unc

[cunning pelican]

it’s fine but just don’t do… you know

[quiet flume]

grooming

[languid torrent]

One year older than me

[cunning pelican]

don’t say it in here

[languid torrent]

Unc

[fickle delta]

This sentence is amazing

[quiet flume]

pluh

[hard creek]

nc gg

[crystal swan]

It’s not the point it’s uncomfortable

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[lone totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/he-made-a-statement-so-good

[cobalt oxide]

Did you just say idk as i dont know?

[cunning pelican]

no it’s fine though some young people are mature key word some

[merry bough]

oh good lord they're still playing

[lone totem]

who

[quiet flume]

joined for the sake of chess where have i ended up

[arctic glade]

Who’s better thumps up for mangus or heart emoji for hikaru

[lone totem]

you should join great Kel Academy too (my tag)

[hearty heron]

SHITHOLE 🗣️ 🔥

[quiet flume]

whats that

[slim gulch]

<@&745328830649991179> advertisemtn

[cunning pelican]

might want to lower the age a bit if you want to get people

[crystal swan]

I ain’t looking to find out

[slim gulch]

who is this?

[merry bough]

these two bozos battling out for 3rd place in this correspondence tournament, give it up gng, only top two advance

[cunning pelican]

that’s your choice

[arctic glade]

[lone totem]

jus chess som friend group headed by big @mortal bronze

[merry bough]

it's been 19 months

[arctic glade]

Bro he’s famous

[quiet flume]

is there chess

[crystal swan]

Hmmmm no I’m not a creep bro

[lone totem]

sometimes

[cobalt oxide]

You good bro?

[cunning pelican]

not in that way

[languid torrent]

Omg Kel is not locked out

That's a relief

[quiet flume]

thanks im going to join this shoddy ass server ive been invited to by a random stranger because i hate myself

[cunning pelican]

not in that way bro

[cobalt oxide]

Lol work in that delivery 😂

[zealous marsh]

I respect your moral compass but idk... lmao.

[cunning pelican]

what is that supposed to mean

[fickle delta]

Why do you even mention age, just play someone and don't send them shady DMs, problem solved

[merry bough]

I won this tournament and I advanced to the next round but it won't start until these bozos finish

[hard creek]

HOLY SHEET BRO U WERE WINNING

[cyan jasper]

bruh im winning but playing hella slow

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-meme-raaaaar-teto-dance-gif-18143417006679843767

[merry bough]

the tournament isn't even rated, why do you care

[hearty heron]

theres everything but chess there its a pure shithole dont tell me i didnt warn

[cobalt oxide]

It means work on your delivery

[cyan jasper]

I was winning last round too lol just flagging

[cunning pelican]

what delivery I don’t deliver

[hard creek]

co

[hearty heron]

see @lone totem was playin chess before that ass basement now he doesnt

[quiet flume]

wasnt kidding lmao

[quiet flume]

ah frick

[zealous marsh]

@lone totem what have they done to you darling 💔

[loud geyser]

What's up with Gukesh now?

[arctic glade]

Good

[steady moon]

join kel academy if you want to get worse at chess and become more stupid.

[crystal swan]

Don’t know about what??😭

[cobalt oxide]

Well than what is your job?

[cunning pelican]

bro not in that way oh my days bro💔 I mean’t lower the age if you want to get more people into the group

[lone totem]

[loud geyser]

is the best nickname

[arctic glade]

Bro pls change you’re name your better that that come on

[hearty heron]

cannot tell me plns is wrong on this

[languid torrent]

What's sus about Simultaneous Exhibition?

[crystal swan]

I ain’t about that life bro I just like chess

[lone totem]

I DONT LIKE CHESS ANYMORE
SEA SALT WHERE ARE YOU SEA SALT

[loud geyser]

222 games

[slim gulch]

No all caps

[cunning pelican]

yeah sure it’s your choice I can understand why how many people you got

[steady moon]

join kel academy if you want to be conditioned to be a stupid human being.

[lone totem]

quitting chess improved my life beyond measure

[loud geyser]

im tired playing chess

[languid torrent]

Who's the guy with the miku part of the pfp?

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[hard creek]

les gooo

[lone totem]

bros saying this while being in the chess.com server 😔

[loud geyser]

it's me

[hard creek]

sudden death

[cyan jasper]

bruh what

[fickle delta]

Maybe they just don't want to lose to kids?

[cunning pelican]

what’s that supposed to mean

[hard creek]

best of luck

[cyan jasper]

I won that 5 on 5 bruh

[cunning pelican]

BRILLIANT

[languid torrent]

Wat

[hard creek]

nah its 4

[cyan jasper]

what

[hard creek]

yeah we both 4

[steady moon]

well being in here makes you question how stupid many people are, making you more emotionally intelligent.

[cunning pelican]

i mean I guess

[lone totem]

fair

[cunning pelican]

i don’t || not || sadly I probably don’t want to know

[tawny ledge]

Howdy, chat

[zealous marsh]

Ok if I stay in this chat any longer, I will have an aneurysm-induced lobotomy, so gn ✌️

[tawny ledge]

Bye

[fickle delta]

If it makes you feel any better, it was even worse a few hours ago

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[hard creek]

DUDE

I LIKE ACCIDENTALLY PREMOVES A WRONG THING

[cyan jasper]

Ig i win as an 1047 bruh maybe my bullet elo is too low

[hard creek]

I FCKED UP THE WHOLE BET

[cyan jasper]

bro its fine

its not even rated bro

[hard creek]

so darn close js to lose like that

[cyan jasper]

ig

[rocky sky]

@cunning pelican are you ragebaiting me i am clearly trying to say his username is his username is inappropriate

[hard creek]

ok everyone

im going to slepe for school now

[cunning pelican]

am not trying to ragebait I genuinely don’t know

[cyan jasper]

gn!

[hard creek]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-okay-slide-gif-15172486

[cunning pelican]

am legit not trying to rage bait

[hard creek]

gn

[cunning pelican]

is this something very obvious

[languid torrent]

Bruh what the hell

[cunning pelican]

oh

[true grove]

GN

[languid torrent]

Someone was watching adult manga and posted a screenshot here

[cunning pelican]

oh my days

buddy I did not need to know that

[strong locust]

Anyone good wanna play unrated rapid with me💔

[languid torrent]

Tried pinging mod but the automod bloody censored the message

[languid torrent]

Me!

[strong locust]

Sure

[languid torrent]

Sweet! I'll send the challenge

[rocky sky]

I am new i dont know but I think you should do something

[strong locust]

No need
I will send it

[slim gulch]

Big mike

[frail violet]

one more game and i will be back at my peak elo

[cunning pelican]

NICE

[cyan jasper]

yo you want help to learn, Im only 1200 but I can try to help

[fickle delta]

One more game and I will be 8 ELO lower

[wet hollow]

@quiet flume

Ahhh

[rough quiver]

[frail violet]

i blundered my queen in the opening

[uneven wolf]

600 when

[cyan jasper]

what opening do you play

[frail violet]

not anytime soon as i just blundered my queen

[fickle delta]

That means you can't lose your queen the rest of the game

[uneven wolf]

💔💔

[frail violet]

nothing i just go by opening principles or sometimes play caro kann

[cyan jasper]

what opening for white

[frail violet]

all jokes aside 600 doesn't seem too unlikely in a few days

[frail violet]

nothing tbh just opening principles but i usually do a sort of vienna opening

[fickle delta]

I envy you

[frail violet]

why

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/diavolo-discord-logging-into-discord-logging-off-discord-diavolo-diavolo-discord-gif-26023895

[cyan jasper]

I dont recommend the vienna cause if they dont fall for the gambit then you have to play a really complicated game

[kindred crypt]

In the last 28 games ive played

ive gone 23-5

ya boy is on fire

[frail violet]

oh i thought vienna included three knights and four knights

[cyan jasper]

play the london, I know it sounds weird but do it trust me its great at this level

[drowsy stump]

Vienna opening is different from Vienna gambit are different

[frail violet]

i could try to learn it but it's gonna be so weird cause im just used to central pawns, knights out, bishops out

[drowsy stump]

Bro just follow the principles, u don’t need to learn theory at your level

[cyan jasper]

its better cause you dont blunder pieces really like kinda just cant

[kindred crypt]

Vienna is my main

[frail violet]

yeah thats what i do

[autumn lintel]

mine is the queens gambit

[drowsy stump]

Yea, just focus on your tactics and u will improve

[autumn lintel]

or queens gambit delcined it is so op

[cyan jasper]

vienna should only be played past 1000 imo

[rigid violet]

hi

[frail violet]

the queen blunder wasnt even because of my opening

[kindred crypt]

im almost to 1200

[frail violet]

i just overlooked what i thought was a free bishop which just so happened to be IN the opening phase

[quiet flume]

?

[cyan jasper]

then do puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles

[cyan jasper]

yeah so its fine if you play it

[quiet flume]

thanks for misleading me much appreciated

[frail violet]

i wont give up tho cause one time i was down a queen and i mated them because they got too greedy with taking my stuff adn trying to mate me while i had a mating attack on them under their noses for half the game and they slipped up and i mated them in one move

[rigid violet]

do yall use chessly

[kindred crypt]

i kinda wanna learn a new opening but i dont want my rapid rating to take a hit while i try it out i get why tylertnt used the same opening all the time

[cyan jasper]

no

[cobalt oxide]

I don't

[cyan jasper]

too broke

[drowsy stump]

U don’t need to, do puzzles and learn some basic endgames

[cyan jasper]

yeah

[quaint river]

hi

[frail violet]

LETS GO I WON THEIR ROOK AND NOW ITS EQUAL AGAN

[cyan jasper]

what rick said

[kindred crypt]

I do a lot of puzzles

[smoky sinew]

What's the chessly paywall anyway?

[quaint river]

what is happening here

[kindred crypt]

i was 600 back in december ive been grinding

[quaint river]

i am 1600

[hollow fractal]

@paper goblet umm can you help me in smth?

[kindred crypt]

im 1170 currently

i hope if i keep this pace up i can reach >1500

[quaint river]

anyone from india

[hollow fractal]

Any chess nerd here who got some knowledge on books?

[rigid violet]

is it just me or 1200 rated players are WAYY harder than 1200 elo bots

[cyan jasper]

what opening you play for black

[quaint river]

kings indian

[hollow fractal]

That's like asking 250 elo player vs Martin

[cobalt oxide]

What openings do you play?

[trail bloom]

it isn't just you

bots are programmed to mess up at one point

[cyan jasper]

elo is tooo inflated for bots its not even close as a 1200 you should be able to beat a 1700 or 1800 bot

[trail bloom]

unless they're very high rated

[uneven wolf]

I'm 1200 and struggling to beat 1600 coach levy 🥹

[trail bloom]

bro gets hit with rook sacrifices left and right

[cyan jasper]

coaches can be a bit tougher ngl

[quaint river]

my favourite gambit is halloween

[kindred crypt]

I usually respond to whatever my opponent does as black but for white i play vienna if i can(gambit if allowed)

[cyan jasper]

imo the vienna isnt thag good

thats just me tho

[vocal musk]

Agree

[kindred crypt]

its buns

[cyan jasper]

especially for improvement like its so passive

the italian and london and queens gambit isnt good imo

wait mb

I meant theyre good or better than the vienna

[kindred crypt]

I play so many italian games as black

[cyan jasper]

play caro for black

[quiet flume]

im slacking so hard

[kindred crypt]

i could probably transition into playing it as white easily

[cyan jasper]

or french

[kindred crypt]

i hate playing against the french

[rocky sky]

@quiet flume can we stop you had an assignment don't you

[cyan jasper]

play the reti then

[wet hollow]

Ewww

[kindred crypt]

i play french advance variation

[cyan jasper]

bro what you a kid player or smt

[wet hollow]

????

Caro is ass

[cyan jasper]

KID?

dawg what

[wet hollow]

Oh Kings Indian defense

[quiet flume]

[cyan jasper]

whats the better alternative then bruh

[trail bloom]

caro is boring as crap

[uneven wolf]

stop slandering caro please

[trail bloom]

sicilian and king's indian

[cyan jasper]

preach

[wet hollow]

French

[lucid lagoon]

magnus gambit

[cyan jasper]

french players are even more boring

[wet hollow]

Bro said kings indian like you can play against it

[quiet flume]

this is true

[cyan jasper]

they just have a sleeping bishop the entire game

[kindred crypt]

i have an 88% win rate against the scotch

[wet hollow]

I didnt say anything about boring, I am talking about ass

[cyan jasper]

french is ass cause the bishop

[rocky sky]

@quiet flume dont make that face do the work and then chat it's not gonna be difficult right ?

[cyan jasper]

i guess bro

[frosty fog]

is it bad when i read hikaru x magnus fanfiction too much?

[quiet flume]

the point is to have a pawn battle though

[kindred crypt]

Sicillian seems super complicated

[cyan jasper]

yeah ig

[cyan jasper]

it is, you should only play it if 1800+

[uneven wolf]

+200% elo boost tho

[kindred crypt]

theres this old guy at my chess club who plays the grob every game

[trail bloom]

there is a fanfiction of them?????

[languid torrent]

Alr

[cyan jasper]

does he win

[trail bloom]

the grob 😭

[quiet flume]

smart man

[kindred crypt]

yes he was peak in the low 2000s uscf back in the day now hes more like 18-1900

[cyan jasper]

grob is the best opening in the world no dispute

[kindred crypt]

hes just trolling

[frosty fog]

i don't know neither, someone in here sent me some weird hikaru and magnus ai thing

[rocky sky]

Bruh slacker

[trail bloom]

...oh god

[quiet flume]

best opening is duras

[cyan jasper]

fr

[idle oracle]

probably just doesn’t want to play into prep

[cyan jasper]

the fired fox is fire

[frosty fog]

i am dumbfounded, and the world isnt healing

[quiet flume]

yep

[idle oracle]

can get boring when every game is a ruy lopez or a najdorf

[kindred crypt]

i think his point is that any opening is playable

[quiet flume]

im waiting for the moment we get into a global recession again so i can short the s&p lol

[trail bloom]

so don't play e4...

[cyan jasper]

how do you even know about these openings bro youre 200? Im jsut asking nkt being rude

[idle oracle]

if you’re playing into bad players maybe

[kindred crypt]

check roles

[quiet flume]

pluh

[cyan jasper]

o shi ur a troll

[languid torrent]

White to play, mate in 7
(I got my ass beat bruh)

[rocky sky]

Can you like actually complete your task are you toying

[uneven wolf]

rs I'm over here not knowing a single one of them

[wet hollow]

Ass vs ass

[strong locust]

I hate when people challenge with their alt

[wet hollow]

Eh tbh najdorf is nice

[pastel ice]

anyone wanna game on lichess 3 minutes or 5

[strong locust]

Yeah I was gonna show the same lmao
I am glad I found it

[frosty fog]

i can never unsee the magnus and hikaru ai picture again, i really need to see therapist after that, i am having major headaches looking at it

[wet hollow]

Sorry we are chess.com loyalist

[idle oracle]

d4 isn’t very ambitious either when your opponent refuses to play and goes for a grunfeld, slav, caro etc

[cyan jasper]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[strong locust]

He is actually well over 1800

[cyan jasper]

caro is buns against d4 gang

[trail bloom]

the english is an option too

[wet hollow]

ts easy asf\

[trail bloom]

come to think of it though i almost never see english players

[languid torrent]

Last position before i made a blunder

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mitsba6m

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1964 (1974 peak)
Blitz: 1828 (1835 peak)
Bullet: 2016 (peak)

[strong locust]

Ya it was sad

[languid torrent]

I could've just retreated the rook smh

[wide sphinx]

qe7+ and then u go from there

[wide sphinx]

5 more wins until 2k 🥹

[cyan jasper]

do /profile bruh im curious

[strong locust]

I was like
If he saccs the rook
He definitely ain't 500
Then u did it💔

[languid torrent]

Or if i wanted to be aggressive, i can play bxc4 and go Rb2 instead

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jakemichaels1

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2328
Blitz: 2508 (peak)
Bullet: 2268

[wide sphinx]

i mean ur 2.2k, u SHOULD be clapping him

[idle oracle]

it’s pretty solid

[wide sphinx]

holy blitz peak sit

[wet hollow]

/profile

/proffile

[strong locust]

It's just
I don't know his elo

[wet hollow]

I cant

[cyan jasper]

bro ur so strong you brok the server

[wet hollow]

Thanks

[cyan jasper]

]bro you mispelled it

[strong locust]

Connect your account vr

[wet hollow]

Yeah my ff key is broken sometimes

[trail bloom]

howww bro

i want 2300 so bad

[strong locust]

Me too bro
Me too...

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)

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Name: Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2206 (2233 peak)
Blitz: 2101 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2440 peak)

[cyan jasper]

this chat has either 2200s or 1800s or 1200s or 1000s or 500s

no in between

[wet hollow]

sorry I dont wanna give my acc to discord

[cyan jasper]

valid tbh

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2042 (peak)
Blitz: 992 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1669 (1677 peak)

[twilit frost]

i am 700

[mortal bronze]

you can't even play caro against d4

[trail bloom]

LOL

[cyan jasper]

youre a rare fella then

[ebon cairn]

Whut

[languid torrent]

That blitz lmao

[strong locust]

Who u replying to vro

[ebon cairn]

Whut

[mortal bronze]

boooooo

[cyan jasper]

some people do its buns tho

[mortal bronze]

you

[mortal bronze]

it's literally impossible

[trail bloom]

what is that imbalance 😭

[cyan jasper]

no but play like a semi slav, thats what I mean

[wet hollow]

Sybau semi slav is peak

[uneven wolf]

I do it because I lwk don't know any other opening for black

[mortal bronze]

it looks alright

[cyan jasper]

bro its lowk buns but the slav is good

[ebon cairn]

Uhh im only play bullet and rapid😔

[strong locust]

Unless they play E4 in move two

[cyan jasper]

its so passive

[wet hollow]

Huh

[trail bloom]

same

[wet hollow]

Exactly, its so good

[trail bloom]

minus bullet

[ebon cairn]

Dap me up

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> infcrits

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1895 (1905 peak)
Blitz: 1360 (1550 peak)
Bullet: 1353 (1396 peak)

[mortal bronze]

i would tbh because caro is ass

[trail bloom]

sadness

[cyan jasper]

its only good if you commit to it and play a full slav

[wet hollow]

Nope

[strong locust]

Send me your gc link
I wanna say something

[wet hollow]

Cambridge Slav is really nice

[cyan jasper]

ig

[mortal bronze]

i don't have a gc

[cyan jasper]

the slav against the queens gambit is meta tbh

[strong locust]

Server

[mortal bronze]

my tag

[wet hollow]

Umm, no the QGD/Tarrasch is the most meta. Tbh meta dont matter at our amateur level

[cyan jasper]

whats ur elo, i cant even judge no matter cause im only 1200

[gritty wave]

Nobody plays the tarrasch bro

[wet hollow]

We can be playing f3 g4 and be winning

[wet hollow]

Has bro seen the candidates

[strong locust]

Leave it
I don't understand

[mortal bronze]

okay

[wet hollow]

There were a decent amount of tarrasch there

[gritty wave]

Which games lol

[wet hollow]

Many

[kindred crypt]

love a good arabian mate

[cyan jasper]

yeah fabi played the reti gambit which was really random but thats my fav opening for white tbh

[gritty wave]

Do u know what the tarrasch is?

[wet hollow]

Tarrasch Semi Tarrasch same shit

[cyan jasper]

alr ur 2000 my bad king

[fleet lava]

How could I forget you, you were the first person to want to play chess with me

[cyan jasper]

deepest whattpad fanfic ever

[wet hollow]

There were still a decent amount of semi tarrasch in candidtes

[quiet flume]

french in the big 26

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> magneticfluxintensity1

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2534 (2565 peak)
Blitz: 2507 (2596 peak)
Bullet: 2268

[cyan jasper]

whats ur elo its prolly like 1800 right

[wet hollow]

Secret 😝

[cyan jasper]

fair

[fleet lava]

I am not sure what that means but if it was a compliment, I appreciate it😃 😃 😃 😃

[quiet flume]

it isnt LOL

[cyan jasper]

it means we gotta right a story about this cause its tuff

[quiet flume]

son im crine

[tranquil prism]

why bullet so low thats lwk embarassing

[quiet flume]

i have no aura but i must larp

[ember pewter]

???

[wet hollow]

French isnt bad

[cyan jasper]

so damn boring

[fleet lava]

Please put my chess username in the story😁 😁 😁

[quiet flume]

french is boring as hell tho

[tranquil prism]

any cute e girls wanna puzzle battle 😉

[wet hollow]

Wdym by boring

[quiet flume]

vlawg

[fleet lava]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com and let's play sometime!

https://link.chess.com/friend/F59rkX

[cyan jasper]

someone put the will this work? Meme over this message

[ember pewter]

i'm good, you've been doing this for like a week now

[quiet flume]

its extremely closed and quite endgamish i could see like marshall or advanced having queenside confrontations but few and far between, exchange is a snoozefest just offer draw atp

[fleet lava]

That’s good to hear, I am also good. Would you like to play chess?😀 😁 😁

[ember pewter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chess-cat-checkmate-kitty-AZzEotd9w855BHwMEG

[wet hollow]

I dont play french but no openings are boring or bad (neither caro kann, I was just joking)

[tranquil prism]

girls playing on chesscom 👧 😃
me and the bois on lichess 💀 ☠️

[wet hollow]

Alr whiz, time to go back to gothamchess server

[ember pewter]

lichess puzzles are nice

[cyan jasper]

josh_chess_13 looks into luna's eyes. Luna says, "Why do you still remember me?" She says this with tears in her eyes. And Josh_chess_13 says, "How could I forget you? You were the first person to play chess with!" He leaves and walks into the sunset while Luna walks along with him, forever solidifying their beautiful friendship that will never die

[tranquil prism]

what about mee what about you and me together something that could really last forever

[ember pewter]

i guess bro\

[quiet flume]

ruy lopez berlin is not boring?

[wet hollow]

I wouldnt say it is

[cyan jasper]

is ts peak gng

[tranquil prism]

cookie who are you

[quiet flume]

hm agree to disagree

[ember pewter]

we never played chess that plot is broken 😭

[fleet lava]

That is a nice story, could you also add me on chess😁

[cyan jasper]

oh shoot

[cyan jasper]

sure lol

[fleet lava]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com and let's play sometime!

https://link.chess.com/friend/F59rkX

[wet hollow]

Nothing is boring. Mfs just be listening to commentators "oh its just a boring draw" when 2 super GMs be playing and we be thinking we are gonna replicate it type shit

[ember pewter]

@old lantern are you still alive

[cyan jasper]

i sent

mommy asmr is tuff

[quiet flume]

i see!

[wet hollow]

Actually last time I said ts, Anitta muted me for 1 day

[fleet lava]

Would you like to play a game?

[tranquil prism]

femboi?

[cyan jasper]

oh shoot why cant I delete the message

[cyan jasper]

I gtg soon bro sorry

[quiet flume]

no i genuinely think french defense is boring as a former french defense player myself

[lucid lagoon]

maybe its a sign

[tranquil prism]

is luna a femboi?

[wet hollow]

Idk I never played french but it looks fun

[cyan jasper]

dawg what

[ember pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/laevatain-arknights-arknights-endfield-maocore-laevmao-gif-2191365557345343643

[cyan jasper]

youre larping bro

[quiet flume]

it is not LOL

[lucid lagoon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/swear-to-god-iswtg-put-that-on-allah-q86UfoY4LT6amCbTp8

[tranquil prism]

haiii :3 nice to meet you

[quiet flume]

especially if youre playing exchange

[cyan jasper]

frrrr

[wet hollow]

Exchange french is nice

[ember pewter]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-chess-2

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deehzwheez

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2250 (2428 peak)
Bullet: 2453 (2517 peak)

[quiet flume]

exchange french is draw

[wet hollow]

I would play it as both sides

[ember pewter]

the tilt is real

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xfuroseigyo

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1842 (1889 peak)
Blitz: 1568 (peak)
Bullet: 1056 (1159 peak)

[tranquil prism]

1056 bullet thats embarrassing quit rapid and hop on bullet

[ember pewter]

i';ve been playing bullet

i'm so bad at it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cigeccehyegygeye

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 575 (612 peak)
Blitz: 388 (421 peak)

[lucid lagoon]

the big leagues

[cyan jasper]

lil uzi vert

[ember pewter]

i try to do positional play in bullet and i get cooked by some weird sac on move 1

[wet hollow]

Yeah if you cant think of a plan or how to play the position it might as well might be

[tranquil prism]

play faster then femboi

[wet hollow]

Nothing is a draw at our glorious level

[cyan jasper]

hey no transphobia loser

[tranquil prism]

hi cookie who are u 😄 do ik you

[ember pewter]

bro 3 min is already insane

how do you even play 1 min chess

[wet hollow]

Nope, but ik everything about you

[tranquil prism]

what ?

[lucid lagoon]

u just spam

[tranquil prism]

am i that tuff

[ember pewter]

if i spam in bullet i hang everything

[cyan jasper]

saying play faster femboi is not very nice mister

[wet hollow]

Yeah

[tranquil prism]

spam bullet faster

[tranquil prism]

why are u saying fembois cant play fast ?

[ember pewter]

i dont think i'm built for bullet

[cyan jasper]

alr bro

[fleet lava]

Cookies chess username used to be cookie_8604 but he changed it I think

[tranquil prism]

do 3 min puzzle rush

[cyan jasper]

alr guys i gtg

[ember pewter]

i need like atleast 5 mins to play decent chess

[cyan jasper]

love yall! No gay

[ember pewter]

i cant do puzzles

[lucid lagoon]

no gay

[quiet flume]

bye boykisser

[ember pewter]

my puzzle rating is like

[tranquil prism]

no i dont get it sorry i dont try to be transhphobic but i js assumed they are a femboi from that pfp.

[ember pewter]

1500

[languid torrent]

Luna, you up for some rapid?

[cyan jasper]

alr ur good then mb twin

[lucid lagoon]

5770 🔥

[ember pewter]

if u want no rated games tho cause im on tilt

[tranquil prism]

do the timed ones the 3 min rush

[fleet lava]

She is playing with me first, maybe after😃

[languid torrent]

Sure. Unrated it is then

[tranquil prism]

that makes u think faster if that feels too fast go for 5 min ones

[ember pewter]

i'm just bad at tactics

i can only do positional play

[tranquil prism]

tactics are the best way for quick improvement at ur lvl

[lucid lagoon]

5 minutes is perfect for calculating and pacing

[ember pewter]

😭

[tranquil prism]

spam tactics

[barren smelt]

And I lose against 1200's in positional play

[ember pewter]

most of my opps just die against positional chess cause they don't understand it

[ember pewter]

no one plays positional chess at 1200

[limpid viper]

weak player gives advice to weak player beautiful to see

[tranquil prism]

i dont think anyone understands positional chess even i dont

[barren smelt]

nobody knows tactics at 1200

[ember pewter]

bro he is like twice my rating

[atomic pier]

um ...
one little thing

have you played fhuor

[ember pewter]

every 1200 plays tactics wdym

[tranquil prism]

why do i chessmog you tho

[lucid lagoon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chesscom-magnus-carlsen-hikaru-nakamura-4JjPeZDSrIKtSFMDJx

[shell lynx]

Whiz mogs yall

[tranquil prism]

hey its my bestie papi

[limpid viper]

why is he right chat

[ember pewter]

people think everything under 1900 is tactics

[timber mica]

[shell lynx]

[cyan jasper]

?

[barren smelt]

I agree with that statement

[final saddle]

Guys keep it related to chess

[tranquil prism]

it is even if it is not its the easiest win

[atomic pier]

five hearts

[languid torrent]

@ember pewter Sent

[ember pewter]

what's your user

[tranquil prism]

and quickest way to improve

[ember pewter]

oh

[cyan jasper]

YESSIR I LOVE THAT GAME

[ember pewter]

i didn't get it

[languid torrent]

I'm 128-Bits_Trenchcoat

[tranquil prism]

even my games are 60-70% decided by 1 move blunders

[ember pewter]

i hang my queen if i get nervous enough

if i see a title i just start chucking pieces

[tranquil prism]

ur not seeing titles at that rating range tho

[ember pewter]

yea but custom

[tranquil prism]

i mean if i see title i feel more confident cuz them to be my rating gotta be old so i can prob flag

[atomic pier]

never seen a c/cpp person who also likes those kind of games

[ember pewter]

if i play anyone above 2500 i just die

[languid torrent]

@ember pewter Chess.com doesn't let me send challenges anymore

[cyan jasper]

Well then you’ve never seen a based programmer

[ember pewter]

what did u do 😭

[tranquil prism]

ur supposed to die ur 1500 blitz...

[languid torrent]

I tried challenging you a few times but you didn't accept the challenge

[atomic pier]

i have no idea how you'd define that

...

but okay

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> swimkimmm

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Rapid: 2001 (peak)
Blitz: 2807 (2818 peak)
Bullet: 2633 (2721 peak)

[ember pewter]

i can survive against them in like rapid but not anything else

[cyan jasper]

That game is peak no?

[barren smelt]

2800 blitz 2k rapid

[ember pewter]

i'd be able to put up resistance just not much chances of winning

[tranquil prism]

wow aura @atomic pier do u do puzzle battle?

[ember pewter]

maybe like one problem or two at most

[quiet flume]

vro said vro was gonna hop off

[atomic pier]

yes, i do regularly

[cyan jasper]

The people with Asian girl profiles always are tuff

[tranquil prism]

can we play ?

[atomic pier]

mostly

[cyan jasper]

When it’s abt 5 hearts I can’t

[ember pewter]

@languid torrent added

[atomic pier]

what's your pb rating?
so that i can calculate the risk

[wet hollow]

Hop off

[tranquil prism]

1700 💀 my hs is 45 but im very inconsistent

[cyan jasper]

Bro ur 2800 ur not losing

[cyan jasper]

No I will never

[atomic pier]

idk the person we're speaking of

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deehzwheez

This is the Chess.com profile of deehzwheez. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2250 (2428 peak)
Bullet: 2453 (2517 peak)

[atomic pier]

so...

about 1000 games on the acccount and barely played

but alright, i'd be down

[tranquil prism]

1k games is enough for a good elo estimate i think

[tranquil prism]

alr when ?

[atomic pier]

it would be okay for me if you sent a challenge right now

[tranquil prism]

okay give me 5 mins

[atomic pier]

where does one even find that kind of picture

[wet hollow]

Good boy

[cyan jasper]

Yo idk if to feel very happy or weirded out

[arctic notch]

Hello guys

[atomic pier]

i mean...

[atomic pier]

hi

[full wadi]

Is there anyway I can talk to support or do I have to wait for someone?

[upper tendon]

why cant i talk in vc even though i verified anyone?

[arctic notch]

I finally reach 1400 elo

[atomic pier]

congrats

[barren smelt]

👏

[wet hollow]

Weirded out

[cyan jasper]

Yay

[arctic notch]

Thanks

[tranquil prism]

@atomic pier

sent a challenge

[atomic pier]

didn't get one

[tranquil prism]

now?

if not challenge me instead

[atomic pier]

try again

[jade relic]

230+ new messages in 10 minutes is CRAZY

[tranquil prism]

my user is deehzwheez

[jade relic]

Finally I see you chat here

[balmy python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[blissful grove]

Why before I was winning 20-30 elo but now everytime I win its 8 elo Even when my ennemy has way more elo

[reef canyon]

im surpirsed this isnt a sticker yet

[quiet flume]

hm

[summer basin]

So cool

[mortal bronze]

us pink roles have faced oppression for far too long

[reef canyon]

youre basically an honorary red role atp

[balmy python]

become an elephant its the only way

[tranquil prism]

☠️ that was too bad

[mortal bronze]

i should be a green role already

[atomic pier]

sorry, but no rematches it's like 1:30 am for me

[tranquil prism]

ok fair tell me when ur free

and want to farm some elo

ill get to 2k in the meantime

whats ur hs btw ?

[limpid viper]

alr bro

[atomic pier]

funny thing is that i don't gain anything from that

not interested in farming tbh

[quiet flume]

true

[mortal bronze]

go away helo

[balmy python]

😭

[atomic pier]

also interesting is the fact that my puzzle battle is just barely higher than your bullet

[limpid viper]

thanks for the nice greeting

[mortal bronze]

why arr you still here

[serene wadi]

Hi

[rocky sky]

Hmm yeah good luck bud 👍 You ain't completing anything 🫠

[tranquil prism]

ur prob better than @vernal whale at pb whats ur highscore ?

[quiet flume]

vro does not know what multitasking is

[limpid viper]

because i own chess talk

[rocky sky]

I mean what is your task

[mortal bronze]

you own nothing

[limpid viper]

i own you

[mortal bronze]

@mods promoting slavery

[thorn cliff]

Probably because after you play a number of games, your rating stabilizes

[rocky sky]

@limpid viper about to be cooked

[limpid viper]

am i

[rocky sky]

@limpid viper maybe dont know

[atomic pier]

what is the ping even for?

[flat pumice]

yo, im missclicked and won

[jade relic]

That huge amount of elo is added/subtracted as a part of rating determination, once rating is determined, it goes to +8 -8 and close to that.

[tranquil prism]

whats ur highscore in rush 3 min

[wet hollow]

<@&745328830649991179> ?

[ember pewter]

😭

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-explode-gif-25528415

[atomic pier]

why are you so persistent on getting to know?

[serene wadi]

promoting slavery 😭

[calm gulch]

Hello

[jade relic]

Why do ppl take memes seriously?

[heady geyser]

hello hello

[calm gulch]

Hey

[heady geyser]

whats yalls elo??

[calm gulch]

Uhh 412

[serene wadi]

Mine? 550

[tranquil prism]

💀 oh nvm ur a weirdo

[ember pewter]

600

[rocky sky]

1370

[jade relic]

-1701

[heady geyser]

yall are all higher damn

[ember pewter]

someone said i'm 600 if i'm under 2600

[heady geyser]

the hell

[calm gulch]

Im not

[serene wadi]

🤨

[heady geyser]

is that in negative 😭

[limpid viper]

holy obsessed

[heady geyser]

im 300.
is it average?

[ember pewter]

hey wait aren't you the guy who i taught a bit

[jade relic]

Yes, I've been stuck in the 1684-1725 range for almost 3 weeks so i consider my elo in negative

[calm gulch]

Kinda

[ember pewter]

and then fell asleep midway-through

[serene wadi]

300 is average for someone just starting

[jade relic]

Literally the same username yes

[calm gulch]

But it’s not bad

[ember pewter]

hello

[thorn cliff]

your username?

[jade relic]

You keep falling asleep

[jade relic]

In my bio

[ember pewter]

my sleep schedule is broken

[heady geyser]

immoryal venerable flexing on a mortal like me 😭

[shadow obsidian]

hi chess talk

[quiet flume]

hi

[jade relic]

Hello

[ember pewter]

me who tilted from sub 1900 to 1841

[rocky sky]

@quiet flume hi

[coarse cloak]

pro

[quiet flume]

sup

[jade relic]

No

[rocky sky]

@quiet flume did your work

[ember pewter]

and refuses to play chess until im out of tilt

[coarse cloak]

pro

[calm gulch]

I have a grandmaster friend

[jade relic]

No

[coarse cloak]

what is this

[ember pewter]

where do you find that

[serene wadi]

I'm 846 daily 566 rapid
329 blitz 288 bullet

That gets progressively worse fast

[coarse cloak]

pro

[thorn cliff]

it's my own discord bot 🙂

[quiet flume]

yeah partially

[thorn cliff]

the link to join server is in my bio where you can use it wherever and whenever you want

[coarse cloak]

oh

[thorn cliff]

it is free

[rocky sky]

@quiet flume oh really nice then 👍 😅

[calm gulch]

Yo

[serene wadi]

I beat someone in here the other day, they quit and made me wait the entire 12 minutes without resigning 🫠

[jade relic]

Ngl to you, I'm horrible, I have the tendency to blunder my queen at 1700 level.

[calm gulch]

I have a question

[coarse cloak]

woah 1700, how are you so good

[mortal bronze]

@thorn cliff hi wagebait reatherboi

[ember pewter]

💀

[mortal bronze]

long time no see

[serene wadi]

How are you queen blundering at 1700

[coarse cloak]

idw see this, i am washed mine would be so bad

[jade relic]

I have bad days ok?

[ember pewter]

2300s hangs their queen

[coarse cloak]

😔 am i being judged

[jade relic]

Yeah

[ember pewter]

anyone can hang their queen at any level

[rocky sky]

@quiet flume I have done my studies for the day so I am here notify me when you are done will you ?

[coarse cloak]

mag-

[ember pewter]

sounds like you're being sarcastic 😭

idk tho just a assumption that means nothing

[serene wadi]

those just seem so far off to me

[coarse cloak]

well not really, i was tryna boost his confidence

[jade relic]

My total games are way more than this. I have played 5448 games in total.

[ember pewter]

higher rating just means less fluctuations in move quality

[ember pewter]

ah i see

[coarse cloak]

😭 i sounded sarcastic? i'm cooked

[serene wadi]

I think if I spent more time on openings I'd be better than I was I am awful at the beginning

[coarse cloak]

well i am washed so anyhow everyone is good

[ember pewter]

what's your rating

[pastel matrix]

hello anyone plays dutch here? i wanna try something i prep for awhile

[languid torrent]

I got cooked again 😭

[pliant dust]

Who is the best female chess creator rn

[ember pewter]

ggs btw

[languid torrent]

gg

[quiet flume]

woah

[ember pewter]

you're defo no 558 but

[coarse cloak]

if u don't blunder then u will be good ez

[ember pewter]

yea

[coarse cloak]

me

[jade relic]

You're calling me a pro when you have the 2000-2199 role 😭

[coarse cloak]

what no it's fake

[ember pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457973238025031864/1473668541248049254/8DFE1021E1646ED48F552930C47A6568.gif

[coarse cloak]

there is no way i would be that elo

[jade relic]

Chesscom account don't lie

[pliant dust]

Then second