#💬〡chess-talk
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from experience it sometimes comes with a massive down fall be careful bro
tuffest shi ever
you are 1000
I am 150
yeah bro? that was a compliment durrrr
Oh I’m ready, I have experience in other games with situations just like that
son.
if 2200-2399 is buns then idek what 1000 is.
+1mil social credit
Damn right
bro ur 2000 you cannot call urself buns ur trolling
positioned into the depths of tartarus
1200 blitz
its true tho
what?
everyone sucks at chess
Not me
It includes u
thank you.
yes thats partly why i said it
You do
banger line
Shut up red
What's bangerr
Guys what does iirc mean?
Aww sorryy
Oswald is also not bad at chess
bro are we fr
anyways, I am looking anyone above 1500 to play
If I remember correctly.
oswald is the goat
Love if 2000+
Aww me just being funnyy don't take it in bad wahy

Where is this sudden glaze coming from
?
I want to imrpove and stronger players can tell what am I doing wrong
if you remember correctly what? Enriqueeeee
yo
yo
oswald bear my kids
How could we not Oswald
Okay listen wait that’s a little much 😭
real, like why are we glazing Lee Harvey Oswald.
dam
Oswald bear my kids
The hell 🤣
he already has kids with me
he can't
What does that meann
oswald i love you
STOP HITTING ON MY POOKIE
Oswald don’t listen to her
Poor Oswald got gremlins liking him
See what you caused kermit?
NO I LOVE HIM MORE YOU STAY AWAY
Oswald gets all the girls
it’s a dude.
1
She’s only 100 rated not worth it
exactly
even better twin
Nd u 800
do you think you can beat a grandmaster once before they beat you 100-0 for the life of you?
3
4
1
yes
how many IM norms do you need for IM title
I keep playing 92%+ accuracy against strong bots but keep doing horrible against real players what on earth do I do 😭
stop beefing and glaze oswald
U r swordman
Oof, lock in dude I’m gonna be IM before you at this rate
anyone want a 1v1, im trying to improve
like 6 or 7.
Okii oki
bots are set up to mess up at one point, players may not
Oswald me take one u take other one
3
oswald is my king
oh alr
3 norms and a 2400 fide rating
No... im good here
And hey there
and FM is before IM right
i should get NM pretty soon
sure is
yoo how's your elo grind
yes
Yeah, CM FM IM GM
oswald i love u more
yes, fake master is before IM.
Yall making want to play classical chess at this point
stop talking about chess glaze oswald
Haven’t been playing, I have 6 days of schoolwork I need to catch up on 😭
Thanks I'll be sure to inform fide I wanna be a fake master
Bro a 2300 has the right to calls themself a master
Just sitting and thinking for 90 minutes
bro u were cooking paul morphy back in the day
I have 3 weeks 💀
Crime master fumble master illiterate master grand mother
Tf you doin with your life Danya
Yikes lol, i pushed past my peak elo yesterday then immediatly tilted and went from 562 to 529
why should i have taken this, giving up a central pawn, allowing my opponent to make a strong center, and creating a weak pawn on e4
I learned to catch the tilt early though
Noooo
Playing Chess? Coding my own app? Working on a little game on the side—
Good good we learn from our mistakes
do you think you could beat magnus once before he beats you 100-0 for the life of you and magnus
2
2
2
no
somebody please tell me
yo thats tuff
I would 💪
Never
i can't give up bro i promised to HAVE to push past a 100 elo goal everytime you did
well their king is in the center
so you have to attack
Does my 1700 correspond with your 600?
I think that's fair yeah
wow you should be in #2200-or-higher .
everyone stop talking let oswald drop some wisdom
Like I'll always try to reach 100 elo goals but everytime you do im extra motivated and lock in hard
tis no access
Ok so 1700-600 1800-700 1900-800 we should just make it after 2000-1000
hes the goat
Cause if you can reach 1800 what's stopping me from reaching 700
What even is this obsession over Oswald?
Bet
Guys whenever sm1 attacks my pieces I try to attack something of equal value or higher
2000 is a huge milestone so we can reach our milestones in the same groups
Is that a good strategy
not always
one day you will become titled bro i believe
sometimes you just have to accept that you need to get them to safety
I said try
3
are you an IM?
how is WEAKENING MY KING AND CREATING DOUBLED PAWNS better than making a rook lift.
even "trying" doesn't cut it, most of the time there is no viable counterattack
Me?
instantly vanished a +1.5 advantage by doing this btw.
Depends, after you attack their piece, do they take with check? And if they do do you at the very least have something to block + attack that piece or win a piece back? Or can they move to a safe spot attacking that piece and now 2 pieces are under attack?
yes
i believe in you bro
Check my bio dude, CM in 4 years
Ok
It’s happening
Kermit is loud and convincing
Aslo im just active here 🤷🏿♂️
i also wanna try to get cm but we'll see
It’s gonna be tough, try your hardest though
he abandoned after this and I hit 500 elo (he tried to scholar's mate)
but now I feel like a fraud lmao
2
W full queen hang with a check
i hit 1150
Hi guys
when are you considered good at chess
1
4
Where do u guys study openings
This is the Chess.com profile of emperorprasanna. Take a look!
Name: Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2206 (2233 peak)
Blitz: 2101 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2304 (2440 peak)
YouTube channel Hanging Pawns
gothamchess lmao
YouTube lol
we don’t. we just spawn with opening theory at birth.
He covers just basic stuff💔
We're all simple
Ya I am jealous 💔
You believing in the wrong person
Yeah mb I assumed you’re like under 1300 like most people in existence 😭
I went 12-2 on games today if I can keep this up ill hit 1200 in no time
Ding chilling
That's why I always check their role💔
wish i had spawned with full catalan theory at birth
And also shit
Like they tryna teach same boring line
Three times
Like just get me to the variation already
I wonder what dog meat taste
Glad hes chilling
No way
Is this an almighty 3000
Alr
Sybau and send challenge
I bet this guys not even that good
did a titled player just say sybau 💔
FM- Ahmmmm
and
Not really, maybe in some supergm games
This guys just a chill titled player
Congrats on 2200
Also they left on the first game they ended on better position
Ive had 2200 bullet for a while now
Nice 👍
Oh I didn’t see bullet
Like maybe a year
Definitely less actually
Bro is unc 💔
pixel been 2200 bullet for twice as long as I been playing
Many ppl play chess over a year
I feel so young 😭
What
good morning
why play rated
6.07 am)
Im sure you play other game me has not played long time
Cuz it gives me a lil elo boost, I always beat him
ah yes the very og username
I dont play rated against anyone in the server
I wasnt locked in
Ummmmm naur
what rating vs what rating
find mate in 1 white to move
Ok you are gay or not
that's a very small difference tbh
300 vs 1800
Ooh free queen, Nxf3
Ikr
Lesbian
And the 300 beat 1800 4 times
why take the queen if you can take the rook? tf
Nf7
Good point
U lesbiann
Nf7#
Bleh i mean yeah that good
it's Nc2# brotha
how would we know
Nah no numbers anything goes
oh right yes my bad
aw i'm not doing the best job ragebaiting
i just looked at f1
wait is it actually working
Imagine being only 2400
i feel like whenever i reach a rating milestone im worried to play and lose it
That must suck bro
take a few days off
Name: N L (nldit)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1153 (peak)
Blitz: 645 (1369 peak)
Bullet: 427 (869 peak)
and deepen your knowledge
i am more than "just" 2400, repent you peasant
😭 I’ve been bouncing up and down under and over 1700 because I keep winning and then losing a game
i am a 2373
i was 600 in december
you insult me you fool
L
ive been grinding so much
Ignore my bullet btw
budapest gambit 😭
No that ausome
how do i get one of these
But its difficult to
milku punch
MIKUUUUUUUU❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
kermii!!!!
ouch -326 in bullet is crazy
Yo dudes chess or free fire (asking to prove a point)
what site is that?
Can someone play with me a match?
oh yeah?
Free fire the fps game?
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Name: Rimny (shiftylicky)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1295 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)
@strong locust good shit bruv
Yuh
i can
Im not sure ive never played it
my own 🙂 invite is in my bio
Gg
I would have won if I had won
it's not a site, it's a discord bot
MIKU NO, 1295?
Here bro
Yo chill aah FM dude you wanna play one rapid game
that's one way to put it
joined
Mf would beat your ass down a rook
idk what any of this means
I need to join the server to get the website name?
only if you pretty much want unlimited uses of whomever you want to search lol
Shh shh shhhhh idc
whoever shiftylicky is are we the same person
THATS MIKUUUUUUU
Just give me the website name or link pretty please
it's not a website, it's a server and the invite code is in my bio
Me want someone
You wanna play?
Im willing
I wanna play
Link?
can you explain what this means
centipawn
what elo do 500 elo players usually get rated in game review? I notice there's a difference between actual elo and the game engine thing
Challenge
lmao i can't explain because the server won't let me lol
Sure
this is a scam
RedX666777
Sweet!
wdym?
ignore the game review rating
RedX666777
it is not accurate at all
How do you get to this?
dm
lol how game review feels when it says I'm playing at 250 elo
Its sent
the server invite code is in my bio 🙂 then you can pretty much use it however and whenever you feel like
don't want to be too overt about self promo, this is perfectly free though
Uhh I don’t really know how to use it
once you join there are clear instructions of all the slash commands you can use
and you can basically tie the bot to your account so you can use it whenever you want

💀
dit is mal lmao
good lord i am on tilt still
I know that u r good comparing to me so I calculated carefully
Gg bro
g
Mafia don’s chess bots 💀
so far just a singular bot since i've been too lazy
yeah :(
Ggss
I beat 500 eloo
Noice.
Ggs
Me RedX666777
Oswald sorryy i accepted other requests
Let's play noww
Who remembers Foe Hammer , Echo 419 !!!!
I saw 
@shrewd sun ê, ông muốn làm vài ván không hả Hùng?
Ohh you did?
hier gaan ons
Me so bad
Yeah I was watching
They were banking a little too hard on their attack
Wot
?
Yup i got lucky
Not the whole time admittedly
ons kan verstaan nie 
Khẩu ngữ của tôi thôi -)
What language you talking in
Vietnamese bro
afrikaans
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Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)
This is the Chess.com profile of shiftylicky. Take a look!
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Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)
Guys whats the difference between a 2000 and a 2200 and a 2500?
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Blitz: 100
thats like asking whats the difference between a 1000, a 1200 and 1500
as a 2500 blitz, i do not actually know lol
the differences between those are much smaller than +1000 elo
how is this a brilliant?
I mean online
The elo I would guess
I dont think so thats why i ask
Eh, Ive beaten people in 1200-1500 range and I'm 550
Real
thats true
No one who's 1500 is beating a 2500
because you are sacrificing the rook on a1 - that rook doesn't matter in this position since after Bxa1 Qxa1 black is getting toasted
if you don't understand why, that's fine, it takes time
Okii
high skill floor, high skill ceiling, one of the few openings in chess to have both of those
Glad you got back to 1300
they not smart
Me 1300 too
Could you lose to a 2200? What about a 2000? And when u guys look at a board or to have a better question, you at 2k vs u at 2.5k would u see different things?
hurray
hey
No you’re not 💀
larper
Who can it be now 🎷 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎷 🎷
Now just make it to 1400 and you’re set
Not me
Then what am i
Can me make it to 1400
Last time I checked hes 1313 so you're correct
He isn't 1300
if i were to look at the same board as the 2000, it's mostly smaller things, but in the course of a game, they add up to give the 2500 a big advantage. And yes I can lose to 2200s if i'm having a bad day, if i'm careless for example, i might not notice those things and the 2200 is more than proficient in fundamental tactics and could catch me lacking there
I just started 1 year end few months ago
Ahaahah dude @thorn cliff I just read ur bio, ive never heard that before im stealing it
After reviewing i kinda saw it, for my perspective when he made a mistake i saw that im forcing him to castle in a vulnerable side
faster than the speed of light
He’s just larping Oswald he’s 1900
Now u will see me 1400
We played
I started 6 months ago
it's a lot more deeper than that, plus Nb6 (forking) is a current threat too, all combined, white is doing very well
What's larping
Guess who won
You
Mhm
I beat him too
Yupp goodd job but I can solveee Rubik's cube in a 2 minutes
Yes just washed or smth
Aw making fun of me
I mean someone told me petrov invites drawish ganes
And we're 1600 sooooooo
Do the math
Absolutely
@nimble arch also why are you a frog now
Aha, and to get from 2k to 2.5k did u just play more and understand with experience and game timeor was it actual study?
I see, thank you for your wonderful insight
I’m 1700 os
Youu guys just hate me@covert dagger
Not yet you aren't
Also last q, whats ur elo in rapid?
Me beat 2400
Oswald are we really doin this twin
Over 5 elo really
I played a ton, it was easier for me because I hard grinded chess with a friend at university, we both started the grind in the mid-2000s and progressed a lot by challenging each other "first to x rating", he's currently around 2350 so it worked out for him too mostly.
Yes
1705 ur peak....
Whats ur rapid elo?
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Blitz: 174 (334 peak)
Bullet: 114 (264 peak)
haven't played in a while as you can see (the 24 games are all auto-resignations from the chess.com daily championship)
Not really 1700 u both
The inevitable happened won 10 in a row now I’ve lost 4 in a row🙂↕️
2800 bullet?!?!?!???? Thats more impressive than 2500 blitz negl
it's bullet though
isn't really actual chess to say the least
I asked for nick reccomendations, this was the first acceptable answer
just because i have a g502 lightspeed does not make me a chess wizard
Yes we both aren't?
Pixel the goat is better
They arent entirely wrong, but unless you are a gm its not gonna be that easy to force a draw from it
Nope
And even if you are a gm its not gonna be easy
Hmm .. noted
Thats what im saying
How did u became frog
Yeah but dawg i think that someone getting 2500 in blitz is more likely than 2800 bullet
yo it's a phrog
Noted..
I just answered that above
He kissed one im guessing
Right sorry me didn't see
Andd for princess
yeah, though i'm nowhere near an actual otb title, which is what matters much more than an online rating lol (i haven't played otb in ages, and have 0 plan to do so in the future)
Specifically if you are a gm playing against Fabi in the latter rounds of the candiates and fabi hits you with bd2 f4 Qf3
i have an 1800 fide which isn't exactly close to anything lmao
How come u dont want a title?
Everyone would like a title but its quite a lot of effort and many of us arent even close
idkam
Not only does it take motivation it takes time and energy
And titles for chess are just more sunk into chess
??
Wym?
Why you play chess
Pixel me 1700 elo now 😭
Give me a title
Play for title doesnt do anything
idk
i just kinda specialized in speed chess over time for some reason, in fact my flag rate for my blitz rating is way above average, of course i can't use the clock as a weapon in OTB. I would if I could, it's just a ton of time, effort, and money, and it's also a different style of chess. For example, I play a lot of dumb gambits that would get flattened over the board.
Congrats
Doesnt make it enjoyable if you play for title
It doesse u get to play strong playersd
Because my beain wont let me stop ☹️
Wdym.. i play for cm
So what happens after that
That doesnt need a title
Personal satisfaction and FM aim
Finally reached 500 ELO two days ago and my brain goes "HEY DINGUS REMEMBER ME?"
Pretty much everyone over the board will know the exact line you need to fight against the Von Hennig, Herstroem, and Von Popiel gambits, let alone the wild Elshad System
but of course in 3 minute blitz, i never see the refutation!
Mm yeah the money also seems like the biggest thing lol
Cant be satisfied if you want more
yeah it's expensive compared to just playing a game on chess.com for $0
C'mon u don't knoww skill based matchmaking?
Or they have the time to not get trapped
Ahahah fair
Have you heard of a swiss system
What do u mean
hurray
Tbh not much i only know swiss chess.com tournaments
Yayyy
U gonna be same to mee
exactly, i've caught so many 2300+ opponents in dumb traps, they're quite hidden because the gambits aren't for traps but to obtain a lasting initiative. In 3 minute blitz, initiative is worth much more than in a 2 hour per player classical game.
I’m gonna go to eep now Miku , gn good luck on 1400
Ik myself haha
thank uuu and gn kermiii
Atleast i will be able to show off my title
My best blitz win is against a titled master who fell for a trap 12 or so moves into the game lol
chess best
Yk what i actually think ur statement is true and false, wanting more keeps u pushing, but wating too much is pointless
i was like thank you very much for the elo
west nest
Hey why can’t I do the advanced stats thingy
Lmao
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 g6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nc6 5. c4 Nf6 6. Nc3 d6 7. Be2 Nxd4 8. Qxd4 Bg7 9. O-O O-O 10. Qe3 Be6 11. Bd2 Qb6 12. Qxb6 axb6 13. b3 Rfc8 14. a4 b5 15. axb5 Rxa1 16. Rxa1 Nxe4 17. Nxe4 Bxa1 18. Bf3 d5 19. cxd5 Bxd5 20. Nf6+ Bxf6 21. Bxd5 Rd8
chat i just played 2 1900 games and was completely winning against a higher rated opponent in the first one by threatening a famous checkmate pattern on g7 with my bishop and queen. he had to sacrifice his rook for it but then i somehow managed to uno reverse the position and got checkmated on g2 instead with the same pattern 😭
A list is sorted from top to bottom of players in points first and then rating. That list is then split into two. The 1st player of list one matches the 1st player of list two and so on. Mathematically if you are directly the rating below the median line you will be playing against the highest rated player in the tourney on the first round
How come ur not playing a lot?
If you win then get median for round two if highest also wins
so would a 2k elo actually be able to beat a 3 k grand master if the GM was blind folded?
I conducted a 2 month experiment where I hard-grinded Valorant to see if I could become any good at it. (Spoiler alert: I did not.)
Ohhhhhh that sounds goodd
Probably not. GMs don't forget stuff too easily to say the least. I have beaten 1k elos while blindfolded
LOL 2 months is not enough, ive never played valornt, im a cs player if u said 6, maybe
But it works only for swiss
I uninstalled the client since it was way more rage inducing than i expected it to be.
There are very few tournaments that arent swiss lmao
Like the canidates i guess
Or other small closed tourneys
Yeah thats why i never played valorant
But like any open event is usually gonna be swiss
Wait really i didn't know
Don't.
Yes
Stick with chess, it actually grows your brain.
Ive legit never played in a tourney that didnt use a swiss system
Thankkss for helping
Because u higher rated
i won
free rook +O+
Sure bro
i got checkmated
im not as smart as i thought
He’s tuff bro
Hes Hella weird man
beef over chess is crazy
Hes literally threatening me lmao
so close
Nah bro he lowkey right
Ive never had this many
who is that bum
He has a point accept that draw request next time buddy
did you win
Beo Wunders
About what lmfao bro dont even know me
ive had games where I had 7 blunders
chill
thats so freaking tuff
Lmaoo
how do u survive long enough to do that 😭
Should I actually give him my addrwss
About the fighting stuff on the street
I might give him a fake one
who? i think you should
blundering the same tactic over and over
ohh
Hes all the way in nz
i was 200 back then so :p
so now you only make 1 blunder per game
I often dont blunder
im 200 elo need 1k fast can I do within 2 minutes? need fast elo
depends
sometimes I do 0
we should battle
usually I get a few
but not as many
now
i've played in a round robin quad - 4 people per section, you play everyone else in it
sure why not
push fast win fast
qwertyheaven
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Rapid: 1320 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)
FIGHT ME
I've played a double round robin
why various FPL?
it was fun
Ok nvm i forgot about those i do play in those but those dont have a prize for me its just for rating
what is a swiss system
sounds like a dish
A norm round robin ??
My user is qwertyheaven
Just a tournament where participants play each player twice
once with white and once with black
bros onto something
Bro ik what it is
why would I be playing a norm tournament im 1388
and it was in this position that he sacrificed...
I didn’t know you’re 1300
I wanted to announce something
About that GM you beat?
I mean we can see it on the side rip
why are people at 500 absolute demons like they did not know how to do that setup wtf
Opponent just playing along
id also already be a titled player and id have that cool orange role
I am greatly annoyed by people challenging me every 5 minutes to the point that it’s 2am
cuz that would me GM or IM and by that point youd already be FM
Cause 90% are 2200+ smurfs
I challenge you to a pokemon battle
Give me your money when you lose
Pixel the frog.. give me a title
Yh I’ve played twice in a round robin and it was my worst tournament in my life
Pixel what happened for you to become a frog
My opponent blundered rookk
@quasi nova omg former president of usa
i just started the game and people are pulling out gambits step by step and checkmating me in 10 moves like
I like playing double round robin format
Noww mate
Listen you gotta take me on a date first to do whatever that pokemon battle
Cope
Leilaaa
Only if you pay
normal round robins are dumb because you only play with one color
How are you
Im not i normally win
Nah I played Norm round robins double round robins are 18 games
I got like 18 dollars
Nvm
I just dont like playing a person once with one color
Why was peter svidler never a world champion.. bro was 8 time russian champ!!!
heloo guys
if its in round robin form anyway
Ig bro
swiss tournaments are fine
Cuz he never qualified
Smh trash player then
You didn't accept friend request
Because russia is not the world
Am i the only one where before i play chess i apply this inspirational feeling to a certain character in anime, although it is weird but it for some reason it helps me win macthes
Russia/ussr had historically best chess culture though.. now its india but historically its russia
now its uzbekistan for some reason
Bro Fabiano played like 6 candidates and he still isn’t world champ and he’ll play more and still fail
Still no
No ..
well for top players anyway
I guess you didnt understand what i mean
1 single top player
sindarov only represents it, but india still dominates
?
Who else
Fax
I feel like you're forgetting about 2 uzbeks
you forgot nodirbek
3 Uzbeks
Norioeck
Nodirbek abdusattorov, Javokhir Sindarov, Nodirbek Yakkuboev
Yes hes good not at highest
There is probably more
what if there were brotherss in the top 10
Crazy
Still not enough for country tho
i couldve done that better
I COULDNT HAVE DONE THAT WORSE
Ill rematch you later tomorrow if you dont mind
sure
or well later today
Crazy
And fabi and hikaru are 2 and 3
Đánh với ông này nín thở
most people can only dream of that number
how many people are that high? im guessing the top 10 just fight themselves over and over
The top 10 kinda changes
oh really
Mấy trận hay quá
Like fabi and hikaru are super stable
hikaru the goat
But everyone else fluxuates
Tôi sắp vào giờ học nên có gì hôm khác lại gặp
DAMN
This is the list of all 2700s
(And magnus ofc not losing his spot)
Oke
ill be up there someday
erdogmus is only 30????
1 blunder at a time
i thought he was top 15
He's 14 and 2700 brosef give him some time
youngest 2700 ever
yes by a year
Wheres the sweepers
bro beat wei
sweepers?
Did someone say minesweepers?
Bluebaum is at 2696 if thats who you're asking about
Bluebaum
poor gukesh tho
Rip
minesweeper < yoursweeper
-55 hurts
he got just over 2700 in the candidates and then giri beat him
He was like #33
how do u become a gm
Not anymore tho
its the second time he's been bluebaumed by someone after just barely getting 2700
2500 elo and 3 GM norms
happened in tata steel too
Bribe your opponent
Super gm for 2 days or smth idk
GM norms?
yes
whatarethose
i consider him a super gm
Me and magnus really up there huh
they basically tell that you have consistently performed at a GM level in FIDE tournaments
Omg are you the goat Matthias bluebaum
ooo and thats irl too right
under a school sh00ting video ☠️
yes
@nimble arch hes just out of the top 33
He's the closest to 2700 of anyone not already there
Yep thats me
Strongest player thats surname starts with a B
Why u so bas
bro forgot Mikhail Btal
anish punching air rn that bluebaum gets away with it
there is not enough nuance in this for me to answer properly
I have a love hate relationship with this game
yeahh
I like chess in theory
where's th middle option
Its like really cool to analyse complexities
The word count doesn't allow shakespearean novels sorry
I hate chess because I'm Bobby Fischer
Ok
Shhh shh shhhhhh
werent you going to sleep like 15 minutes ago
who reacted blunder
CRITS THAT IS NOT A B,UNDER
thats not a blunder
@trail bloom That’s it I’m fighting you now
that's a blunder in my books
I kinda wanted to keep playing with my opponent, but they used up all their time already
in real life?
Let’s take this outside buddy
crits just hates catgirls
Hell yea
i thought you were gonna eep
das what i said
But now I gotta fight the yuri catgirl hater, you understand right
why are they even playing in that position
understandable
You messed with the wrong person buddy
i was most definitely losing
i can mess with anyone
yeah you were lost
Okay well you get arrested for fighting me
Thank you
:3
why is that
I’m 14
ah thank the lord my opponent drew
i'm 140
assault and battery charge
yeah thats wild
What pounds?
years
don't give me that rubbish now, i'm a veteran
wait @forest oyster i cant tell are you the white pieces
I told him about the situation
Every country has their own problems, but this is a truly delusional take from muratslanturkie7f.
i dont have my glasses on
Ooooh scawy
i am
you'd better be frightened, for my wrath is irresistible
my opponent was definitely scared I could queen
irresistible??
what does that even mean
That’s what I was thinking
unable to be resisted
Bro is not that hot
words can have double meanings
Few mins bro
Youu playy with me
Ik
no it’s 230 am
Pause
Irresistible?
what bro 😭
i mean it's white vs black colors no?
Joe you got caught in really bad timing bud 😭
rip joe
Who says I'm not
Aww u saying no like alwayss
how is it that you guys misunderstood it so easily
Ok I respect it, W Joe
Her king is all the way across the board and I can’t see the rank numbers clearly
It just sounds mad funny
Kb7 was the last move btw
farsightedness?
Purposeful ignorance :3
Thank you kermit
@forest oyster i sent you in dms the analysis
mobile chess is not the bes
for real
i have had winning positions where i fat fingered a square and lost immediately
I've misclicked so much on mobile
💔
the number of times i've disconnected in mobile games
and you get the -8 rapid rating, it doesn't sound very painful but in rapid it absolutely is
Anyway @trail bloom we csn fight tomorrow
one time i had a mate in 1 and hung my rook and i was so angry that i didnt even realize it was still mate in 1 despite losing it
I’m gonna eep now for realsies
that was when i was like 600 elo tho
yeah true
bro really wants a fight in real life
Clicked?
Yeah, now he’s a mature 1000
1905*
Well spoken Oswald
learn to respect your elderss
Basically the same thing
W ragebait attempt
I lost to someone 1200
Okay well I bet I improve in chess 10x faster than you unc
Did u find it later
ts is a draw
didn't you say you have been stuck at 1700 for like weeks
she just got to 1700
No, one day 💀
no i was so tilted that i ended up losing
vro i didnt even see the rook for like 20 whole seconds
ohhh right the part where i called you a smurf
OHH THAT WAS YOU LOL
that's a pretty normal progression
Ohhhhhh
Touched*
the ironic thing is that i may be the highest rated player in this chat right now, but i probably improved the slowest
6 months of chess +1700 elo 💀 “normal progression”
😌
Nah I’ll be 3400 in a year
im slower
that’s how math works
it is normal
it is not
Hurray
i got 1700 in that amount of time so like i am not THAT impressed
Help
I feel
I would show my improvements if my snipping tool stopped freezing my whole computer
You higher than me
connect your account smh
alr
link your account or no one believes you
sure thing
Damn 1000 elo gain
imagine if this was the alt of the socrates guy
No bro it's me
This is
hello plato
we both 1321
blastoff
U
Bro red stop saying that you’re obviously not
Then what am i
there's no "normal" progression in chess. Everyone progresses differently
nothing matters when some 5 year old prodigy gets 2000 elo before they can do addition and subtraction
i am growing at a rate
no clue at what rate
1750
Aww aww?? Howw
there is
This is my improvement since i came back to chess
very solid
Damn everyone thinks you're an imposter
nicee
U guys having so much improvement
a concept known as finding the average of a rate
how are you all this good
am i just below average in chess naturally 😭
I spend too much time studying
ok i think i did it
Yea what do i do,it's just sometimes I mistakenly beat 2000+ rated playerss
yes i did it
there we go
1321
oh
I just brute force my way through every game
L bullet rating
Welcome to the cult
kermit
i hate bullet
Playyyyy
you are really bad at going to sleep
i'm a slow player
after 3 years
I know you're not talking 🙏🏿😭
i sleep at 10 pm - 12 am smh
just spend longer time on a move and study more ig??
what 😭
Heyy
Oswald shhhhh he doesn’t know I’m 800 bullet bro
Aetherrr where were you
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Name: Rimny (shiftylicky)
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Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)
at school
Is for horses
Whyy using phonee
insane plateau i hit in february
Haha nope
because I'm home now
U said in school
Stock market type of progress
yall don't use your phones in school?
😭
I use my phone in school
to be on discord
what happens at 1750...
i dont
Not me also me not in school
Fun begins
this looks much better tho
you said where were you
Ohh ye i forget
i played chess from 1-6 am at one point and kept losing
Up for a gameee?
Anyone good tryna run sum bullet
Yeah, maybe they were hoping for a swindle? The odds look pretty grim, so I'd resign there if i were them.
so i was like "i must get back to my original rating" which lost me even more games
can relate
