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[ancient zealot]

ts js qb6

[kindred crypt]

kicking the knight is never a threat in the kings indian

[fleet dove]

me when I lie

[muted leaf]

yeah, you win a pawn if that happens

[kindred crypt]

i mean

you can castle then d6

[pulsar cave]

It would be cool to know tbf but how often does it actually occur in a game

[kindred crypt]

i couldve worded that better i admit

[zealous marsh]

Qb6+ d4 exd4 (i) Be3 Qxe3#

[muted leaf]

I've pretty much never had it

[muted leaf]

it's so rare to be up two pieces and not be able to save any of your pawns

[fleet dove]

e5 is usually not a threat when white is unable to protect the pawn with other pieces

[queen mesa]

queen to h3

[nova laurel]

ppl do this as black and

[pulsar cave]

Fr how can you even get into such a position 😭

[kindred crypt]

anyways i quit the ragozin to play the kings indian again

[fleet dove]

this is not a kings indian

[fleet dove]

shocking

[nova laurel]

i meant modern

[muted leaf]

you need to play d6 after e4

[kindred crypt]

yes

[queen mesa]

is h3 not literally checkmate

[fleet dove]

just don't allow white to do this then

[muted leaf]

the queen can't even go to h3 😭

[nova laurel]

yeah i go d6 bc of this

[kindred crypt]

who plays the modern just to play 3.nf6

[hot elm]

exactly bro! the en passant is cool

[kindred crypt]

😭

[fleet dove]

type shit

[nova laurel]

i see ppl do that

[fleet dove]

actually you don't know ball

[pulsar cave]

At that point its just kings indian no?

[fleet dove]

the norweigan rat is a fire opening

[kindred crypt]

my bad goat

[muted leaf]

at that point it's just kings indian

[queen mesa]

erm why

[hot elm]

when i do that i usually play d6 first move so that doesnt happen, tho yea u just retake so it kinda sucks

[muted leaf]

look at the board coordinates, it's backwards for black

[kindred crypt]

no its a pirc

[nova laurel]

i also do that

[pulsar cave]

Tbf i dont know what im talking about i tried 😭

[nova laurel]

why is d6 bad?

[kindred crypt]

[kindred crypt]

because the pirc is ass

[muted leaf]

it's not bad?

[hot elm]

so then what openings for black are good for beginners?

ive tried the caro kann but i lowk get rolled every time

[kindred crypt]

me when i lie

[queen mesa]

and.. that means?

[steady moon]

najdorf, semi slav botvinnik.

[muted leaf]

scandinavian

[pulsar cave]

I think modern defence is for me anyway

[nova laurel]

no the guy starts with d4

[kindred crypt]

kings indian>modern>pirc

[hot elm]

i do not feel comfortable having my queen out right away lol with the amount of times ive blundered it 😭

[muted leaf]

oh, my bad, h3 is a valid move. But it does literally nothing

[forest oyster]

faster than the speed of light

[rough quiver]

bullet

[hot elm]

at the speed of light

[muted leaf]

sicillian dragon?

[hot elm]

dummmm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

[queen mesa]

it checks the king.. and the king cant escape?

[rough quiver]

[queen mesa]

am i tripping gng

[muted leaf]

that's b6 😭

[hot elm]

might learn that

[forest oyster]

the best opening for black is obviously

1. e5 or 1. d5

[rough quiver]

or 1. c5

[kindred crypt]

we need a elo shaming gif just for people like you

[rough quiver]

or 1. c6 or 1. e6

[queen mesa]

OH

i meant b6 😭

[verbal rapids]

Any 2000 wanna play???

[muted leaf]

oh yeah, I take it back, h3 is impossible

[hot elm]

yeaaa but its not mate bc they can block with pawn

but then you EN PASSANT THE PAWN with check

[muted leaf]

you made be doubt myself 😡

[kindred crypt]

my openings are obviously the best and everything else sucks

[hot elm]

right now my fav opening with black is 1. anything, d6

but i lowk ahve just realized how thats kinda bad

[nova laurel]

go back to reddit bro

[forest oyster]

in what world would d6 need to be played

[queen mesa]

but you can just en passant no?

[paper goblet]

Rac8

[queen mesa]

oh thats literally what bud just said

[nova laurel]

bro i cant even do the kings indian when these mfs go e4

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rimny (shiftylicky)

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Bullet: 187 (229 peak)

[nova laurel]

after d4

[hot elm]

then i go Nf6 and Bg7 and castle

[nova laurel]

e4 i mean

[rough quiver]

1. g4

[hot elm]

transpose into scandinavian 👅

[pulsar cave]

E4 anything, qg4 d6 maybe

[hot elm]

what

[covert dagger]

Ew

[rough quiver]

[covert dagger]

1f4

[nova laurel]

no

[forest oyster]

ive never met someone who knows how to play the scandi

[covert dagger]

Good answer

MIKUUUU HAIIII

[nova laurel]

i hate scandinavian and centre game i

[rough quiver]

I have a chessable course on the Qa5 scandi

[queen mesa]

my fav opening is e4 or d4 or c3

[nova laurel]

your queen gets kicked around

[muted leaf]

none of the black openings against d4 look good 😭 they all have a space disadvantage

[hot elm]

i just need a good opening for black tbf, white i almost always play vienna or pozniani (tho i always lose when i play ponziani idk why)

[indigo knoll]

Kermit the frog when will you get 2000

[pulsar cave]

My fav opening is lowk h3

[forest oyster]

kermiii

[muted leaf]

I hate playing against d4 so much

[steady moon]

wow chess.com actually listened to me and changed the name.

[nova laurel]

me too

[covert dagger]

Mangosampler90 when are you gonna get 1000

[rough quiver]

inspect element

[covert dagger]

Within a month

[forest oyster]

why

[muted leaf]

I always get a space disadvantage

[covert dagger]

Mikuuuu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[queen mesa]

i wonder if anyone has h3 or a3 as their fav opening like a weirdo

[indigo knoll]

Within the next 12 years hopefully but that’s too high of a goal for me

[rough quiver]

Milku and kermit should 1v1 in blitz

[covert dagger]

💀

[covert dagger]

Oh god no

[forest oyster]

hel naw

[pulsar cave]

Found me 😭

[rough quiver]

oh god yes

[covert dagger]

Thank you

[nova laurel]

so i have go always go 1.Nf6 on the first move if they go d4?

[rough quiver]

hell yaw

[covert dagger]

I don’t beleive in god

[rough quiver]

well nor do I

[covert dagger]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-shut-up-nerd

F3 g4 my beloved

[queen mesa]

what does a3 or h3 genuinely do 🥀 you cant even bring the rook into the open..

[rough quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/fubuki-confused-hololive-gif-18015941

[covert dagger]

You guys should play that in a game

[muted leaf]

dependes on the opening

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Lmk when you're ready cause I should be anytime soon

[pulsar cave]

Sets up g4 or b4 for your bishop

[nova laurel]

when you want to play as black

[muted leaf]

I play e4 c5 a3

[queen mesa]

yeah but thats a FOUR

[zealous marsh]

blocking the knight from jumping on g4 or b4 on some openings, the same purpose goes for h6 or a6 on the other side but... yeah, it kinda just depends on the opening.

[queen mesa]

i understand a4 i dont understand a3

[forest oyster]

i wanna be 1400 again waaaa

[halcyon charm]

White to play. What would you play to win this game?

[muted leaf]

a3 is good against the sicillian

[rough quiver]

you got this

[nova laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/red-paper-coach-meme-gif-11221063440541197155

[wooden sphinx]

Nah lol

[covert dagger]

Oooh some like deffered wing gambit stuff or no

[rough quiver]

good is a strong word. Playable? Yes. Good, ehhhhh

[zealous marsh]

The rook is just dead...

[pulsar cave]

Lets play a game ill show you the POWER of a3 h3

[steady moon]

real men play open sicilian.

[zealous marsh]

Bg5

[rough quiver]

yep

[muted leaf]

yeah

[queen mesa]

idk about that i would lowkey get cooked

[covert dagger]

Absolute w here I respect it

[pulsar cave]

Im very bad bro i only got back into chess today

[muted leaf]

there is an insane line

[pulsar cave]

I think im like 1000 max

[muted leaf]

how do I turn it into a gif?

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah any response to sicilian other than open sicilian is really just subpar at best

[covert dagger]

although my favorite are dragon Yugoslav attack lines 🥰

[queen mesa]

yeah, which is still way better than me 😭

[rough quiver]

except rossolimo

[wooden sphinx]

That's true

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sippw

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Rapid: 800 (835 peak)

[nova laurel]

i got back into chess for no reason in august

[pulsar cave]

I doubt it bro 😭

[forest oyster]

im bad at the game relative to kermi

[covert dagger]

Aren’t we all though

[queen mesa]

i started 2 months ago i dont doubt it

[covert dagger]

And don’t say that, you’ll get there soon!

[halcyon charm]

Theres an even bigger squeeze available

[pulsar cave]

What is your rating?

[covert dagger]

Also Miku did I tell you I hit 1700?

[nova laurel]

is 1235 elo good for a guy who started chess 6 months ago

[queen mesa]

150, i mostly play otb chess thats why, otherwise i could maybe at best be 300 400

[covert dagger]

Hey me too

[queen mesa]

nah 400 is a stretch ngl

[muted leaf]

This is the power of a3 against the sicillian

[covert dagger]

1235 is real good

[hot elm]

are there any openings for black that work well against anything?

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover I'll be playing blitz for now until you lmk that you're ready

[pulsar cave]

Theres no way i believe your probably like 800 too

[muted leaf]

I beat 2300+ players with this

[rough quiver]

What do you play against e4 c5 a3 g6. Do you go with the Bc4 lines or what?

[queen mesa]

what makes you think that 😭

[muted leaf]

I just play Nf3 and Bc4 and tuck it back to a2

[muted leaf]

and then there are h4 h5 ideas for an attack

[rough quiver]

yeah thats basically the main line stuff

[nova laurel]

damn

[pulsar cave]

Idk i feel like theres not much of a difference from 200 to 800 especially if you played for 2 months and started playing more online u would probably get there pretty quick

[nova laurel]

does this work when the opponent does other moves though

[muted leaf]

yeah

[muted leaf]

it's really agressive either way

[queen mesa]

so.. this exact sequence of events is guaranteed to happen every time? thats what i dont get about these named openings..

[muted leaf]

no, but it's fine regardless

[tawny ledge]

Hello, Chat

[muted leaf]

do you play the sicillian? we could play a game

[tawny ledge]

How we doin’?

[nova laurel]

so the important part is this

[kindred crypt]

@ornate agate play me

[muted leaf]

yeah, this position is really common

and often times you go for a huge kingside attack

[nova laurel]

i like how the rook is wide open

[muted leaf]

notice how we're down a pawn and the eval is equal

that means we have huge compensation

in terms of activity

[neon gulch]

I just tried to screen record a knight bishop checkmate explanation

It's 5 minutes of drunk rambling

[nova laurel]

in the line u showed white went Na3. is there a reason

[pulsar cave]

What does this even look like tho i feel like its really hard to prove being down a pawn or 2 is better than not

[queen mesa]

umm no i cant say i have, i havent really dug deep into openings tbh

[nova laurel]

its a gambit

[muted leaf]

it's really hard to stop Nb5

[nova laurel]

ohh

[pulsar cave]

Do gambits work if they play well against them tho

[covert dagger]

DANYAAAAAAAA

[nova laurel]

why isnt this called a gambit tho

[covert dagger]

MUST LICK DANYAAAA

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leen Leen (mymoneylong)

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Rapid: 1671 (1679 peak)
Blitz: 1121 (1374 peak)
Bullet: 908 (1425 peak)

[muted leaf]

a6 doesn't work as it is pinned, although technically after a6 the main line is actually Nc4 to threaten the other fork

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-anime-girl-tongue-gif-15290456995028087733

[nova laurel]

look a trhe candidates and its just queens gambit declined

[neon gulch]

I want 1700 bru

I'm quite close

[queen mesa]

ngl i have prob played the sicilian on accident a few times

[muted leaf]

it is a gambit

[covert dagger]

@tawny ledge

[nova laurel]

like in the eval

[velvet rain]

So much theory just go play the grob

[muted leaf]

grob is actually decent if your opponent takes the pawn

[tawny ledge]

Hmm?

[heady bear]

GET OUT

[muted leaf]

I literally just don't take the grob pawn

[velvet rain]

It’s also good if they don’t

[queen mesa]

ah sicilian is like two sets of triangle pawns kinda?

[muted leaf]

And I play a line where I sac 2 pawns against the grob

[velvet rain]

You just get an early kingside attack

[muted leaf]

and just get huge activity because they wasted all of their time taking pawns with their queen

[nova laurel]

never once met a grob

[heady bear]

Ok what is this

[covert dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1493028603338686557/1494473470397120683/image0.gif

[neon gulch]

E4 genuinely feels dangerous now, idk how I was playing it at 1000 because now I genuinely feel bamboozled every opening

[pulsar cave]

Yeah but im wondering if you accept the queens gambit is it always better for white or can black play against it so well that white cant prove its advantage with more space taken

[covert dagger]

DANYAAAAAAAA

[velvet rain]

I take free pawns and say “what u gonna do about it”

[muted leaf]

it's rare but everything is playable below master level

[hot elm]

that's not true because I lose

[nova laurel]

u give up the center if u take the free pawn

[neon gulch]

1000 is so bad you can just play what you want, e4 is full of so many traps and complicated theory and nobody ever takes advantage of it

[heady bear]

Undertale in 2026 holy peak

[nova laurel]

both have good chances

[pulsar cave]

I know that but is it even so bad?

[queen mesa]

i see

[tawny ledge]

Undertale? 😭

[covert dagger]

That’s Danya, he’s just peak like that

[neon gulch]

E4 is genuinely a nightmare if you know 0 theory at 1700

[covert dagger]

DANYAAAAAA

[nova laurel]

only a couple of lines are good

[velvet rain]

Grob :3

[tawny ledge]

WHAAAAAAATT?!!?!

[heady bear]

2 gays cat

[spark reef]

complete hypothetical but say my cat ate my entire chest set and is now meowing and now has a stomach that outlines a chest board what do i do

[queen mesa]

is this the sicilian? from what i saw it looked something like this

[nova laurel]

i have no words

[heady bear]

Holy

[muted leaf]

how do you know 0 theory at 1700 though

[pulsar cave]

Why skull react i thought just c5 against e4 is sicilian always 😭

[neon gulch]

Just an unideal sicillian

[muted leaf]

yeah, but Bc4 isn't that good

[spark reef]

i thought this was the place for chess problems

[heady bear]

300 elo beat 1800 elo

[neon gulch]

I'm a tactical player, I'm great at midgames but pretty poor at everything else

[heady bear]

How

[nova laurel]

bro i remember ALWAYS playing this when i was like 900

[muted leaf]

same honestly

[forest oyster]

thats more common than people think

[muted leaf]

I went to a tournament and I was in a dead draw and then lost an equal rook and pawn endgame 😭

[neon gulch]

Bc4 is bad and the dragon isn't a great capitalisation on it

[pulsar cave]

How do you know if you are positional or tactical

[heady bear]

Yo im a grandmaster look at my profiled

[muted leaf]

idk, I just like agressive things

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> DatTran (we1pon)

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Blitz: 405 (508 peak)
Bullet: 522 (538 peak)

[queen mesa]

whats an ideal sicilian then

[uneven plover]

I'm ready @wooden sphinx

[neon gulch]

Rook and pawn is really hard especially with low time

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-catgirl-cuddling-meow-nya-gif-8813099720913195820

[muted leaf]

are you good at tactics or pawn structures and stuff?

[pulsar cave]

Probably neither im like 800 😭

[muted leaf]

no, I had plenty of time, I'm just trash

[tawny ledge]

Hard pass

[heady bear]

1v1 me i can beat you bro

[queen mesa]

i got checkmated in 3 moves bc i wasnt paying attention to the queen for a singular move 💀

[tawny ledge]

Bro got Scholars’d

[covert dagger]

@summer summit this guy does NOT know ball, mods ban him (sorry for pinging you everyone)

[undone pasture]

GO TO CONTROL THE CENTER.COM SCROLL A LIL AND THERES A FIRE CHESS GAME

[neon gulch]

For white probably e4, c3, d4 and for black, c5, nc6 and e6 are my too first 3 moves

Top 3*

[heady bear]

Whut what i do

[covert dagger]

Bro didn’t come meow with the yuri catgirls

[neon gulch]

But white playing bc4 just isn't great at all

[nova laurel]

i found this in my camera roll

[pulsar cave]

I thought its Nc3

[heady bear]

Never listen that before

[winter dagger]

Meow 😞

[heady bear]

Fr 300 elo win 1800 4 rounds

[queen mesa]

lowkey dont know what i am doing with this

[muted leaf]

I played this with 5 mins on the clock (OTB) and proceeded to get my king trapped and lost the game 😭

[wooden sphinx]

Ok I'll send the challenge momentarily

[neon gulch]

Nc3 is probably better but I hate when white plays pawn c3 and d4 against me when I play Sicilian

It's very uncomfortable no easy counter

[winter dagger]

Just play jobavo london 😞

[heady bear]

JUST PLAY THE ITALY OR ENGLAND BRO

[covert dagger]

I like your spirit, how’s about you become a Yuri catgirl huh

[muted leaf]

it's probably a bad sign if you're a beginner and you haven't developed a single piece by move 3 😭

[neon gulch]

King h4 feels horrible tbh bro

[nova laurel]

1.Kh4

[pulsar cave]

Idk i thought its like Nc3 then they trade pawns and take with the c knight then go pawn c3 after

[forest oyster]

brilliant idea

[queen mesa]

dw bro i developped one the move after

i am just trying out stuff

[muted leaf]

I was thinking I would win the pawn, but I missed that they just take and Rg5 and the game is over

[neon gulch]

Id have played kf3

[muted leaf]

yeah that's a draw

[winter dagger]

Onb i would 🤣

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jzydon-catgirls-yuri-yuri-catgirls-gif-12395707778841343711

[heady bear]

What is YURI

[neon gulch]

It's better to keep the rook from infiltrating, I believe the point of those endgames is to use the rook and use the king to prevent your opponent from doing so

[nova laurel]

english opening or englund gambit? what is the italy opening? i only know the italian game.

[heady bear]

Yuji ?

[rough quiver]

wlw

[neon gulch]

As soon as ur rook is playing defense or ur king is playing offense it looks bleak

[muted leaf]

yeah 😭

[covert dagger]

SOMEONE EDUCATE THIS MAN

[muted leaf]

I'm 2300 chess.com and I never bothered learning endgames

[heady bear]

I choose alien gambit

[winter dagger]

Play the Jobavo london

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/abjahanbin-happy-pride-lgbt-rights-lesbian-day-of-visibility-lesbian-gif-25458386

[neon gulch]

@muted leaf do you agree with this take?

[pulsar cave]

Whatt how i thought endgames are very important to know

[tawny ledge]

Yuri-ism

[heady bear]

What i do i really doesnt know that i swear to god😭

[muted leaf]

I'm not qualified for this 😭

[muted leaf]

yeah...

[neon gulch]

Far moreso than me bro

[nova laurel]

🤢

[neon gulch]

I'm 1700

[muted leaf]

My expertise ends at king vs single pawn endgames 😭

[covert dagger]

DANYAAAA

[muted leaf]

as long as the kings are close

[heady bear]

Or mayb queen gambit

[heady bear]

Im gay

[covert dagger]

@tawny ledge can you educate @heady bear on what yuri is

[muted leaf]

if they're far there's some weird stuff where sometimes you go a strange path

[steady moon]

just go to #🇪🇸〡español.

[covert dagger]

Me too

[pulsar cave]

Just dont go into any endgame thats losing or even simple 😭

[neon gulch]

I think in terms of midgames I'm more 2000 level, but my openings are like 1400 and my endgames are maybe 1550

[heady bear]

What was that

[buoyant warren]

hi gay

[muted leaf]

want to play a game?

[covert dagger]

How’d you make that so fast 💀

[heady bear]

YO THANKS

I LIKE THIS GUY BRO

[muted leaf]

they probably have a format saved lol

[covert dagger]

Hi bullet god

[neon gulch]

Sure but I am a bit drunk, I just had a new meeting for the new menu at my job

[buoyant warren]

Hi kermit

[neon gulch]

We had all the cocktails and desserts

[nova laurel]

kermih 💔

[neon gulch]

For freeeeee

[buoyant warren]

I lowkey cannot stop scrolling tiktok its impossible

[covert dagger]

Noo Kermiy was fine

[covert dagger]

hop off twinsie

[buoyant warren]

ok hi kermiy

[muted leaf]

are you responding to me?

[neon gulch]

Yes

[muted leaf]

what's your user and what time control?

[muted leaf]

also you're fine, it's 3:45 AM for me

[neon gulch]

I play 10 maybe 15 mins, my name is mymoneylong, also it's like 3am for me too

[winter dagger]

Addiction final boss ggs (if ur serious abt reducing your time on it just add a limit)

[neon gulch]

Nah you gotta just delete it

[muted leaf]

sent

@neon gulch

oh

[winter dagger]

Some people aint ready for this convo

[muted leaf]

my rating is too high to challenge you

send me a challenge, IAmAPersonWhoExists

[winter dagger]

Holy aura

He just elo mogged you

[heady bear]

Pls do more meme

[neon gulch]

I can't see it

[novel spruce]

wow i rly just won off the scholar’s mate 😭 🙏

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[winter dagger]

Whats up bob

[muted leaf]

my user is IAmAPersonWhoExists

[proven tundra]

wsg beni

[winter dagger]

Dude i basically hit 1100 today

[proven tundra]

W

[winter dagger]

5 game winstreak

[muted leaf]

👍

[proven tundra]

update ur dc role it still has you as 500

[muted leaf]

I hit 2300 a few days ago and I haven't played a game since because I don't want to lose it 😭

[proven tundra]

damn w

[winter dagger]

Its not chess.com 1100 though, lichess 😞

[proven tundra]

in what blitz or rapid

[muted leaf]

help what do I play

someone help

[burnt burrow]

Ja, ich bin angekommen. I am back yall

[proven tundra]

oh..
yeah thats still abt 500 then but dw cc 1100 doesn't play that diff from a 500 js they make blunders less each game

[muted leaf]

please

[winter dagger]

Im 800 on chess.com

[timber badge]

Btw asking for moves during a game is against fair play

[heady bear]

Peak..oh so i am one of them

[proven tundra]

bro why do you have a 60 hour roblox streak 💀 hop off and get on chesscom bro

[burnt burrow]

I left my pc on

[heady bear]

Im peak

[burnt burrow]

Shushhh.

[twin agate]

Guys, how can people even get banned on chess.com

[winter dagger]

Cheating

[queen mesa]

yo can someone review my game

[twin agate]

What if someone is genuinely better than stockfish tho

[nova laurel]

ask the 100 elo

[scenic rapids]

What do i do? I am 1900 chesscom 10 minute rapid and I play ass otb classical, ending the game with more time than i started with due to the 30 second increment, losing to 1500 cfcs

[proven tundra]

1. b5

[winter dagger]

Prolly a titled player 💔

[queen mesa]

who

i got 3 greats in one game i feel pretty goodies

[sterile dagger]

against big red bloke? @queen mesa

[twin agate]

so technically if Magnus was to cheat, nobody would suspect him

[nova laurel]

ok send me ur user i can check the accuracy

[indigo knoll]

Well you know why they say, don’t eat an apple on a Sunday when the weather is warm

[nova laurel]

i have premium

[queen mesa]

yeah

[sterile dagger]

i got it alr dw

[pulsar cave]

Yeah me and magnus need to be nerfed

[winter dagger]

They review his games with engines and a very high accuracy flags the game

[delicate flare]

guys is the london really that bad i use it all the time

[queen mesa]

sadly i made one blunder in the game guh

[rough quiver]

huh

[nova laurel]

mega knight of chess

[forest oyster]

it's alright

people just don't like how solid it is

[winter dagger]

If youre using the basic london i reccommend switching to the jobavo london

[hot elm]

in the caro kann defense varation, how would I get my b8 knight out? i heard that Kd7 is almost never good in the caro kann

[winter dagger]

Its more aggresive i like it

[pulsar cave]

Whats the difference

[proven tundra]

slow down
now that you have time put all that stuff you know to use
Candidate Moves
Calculation Trees
Looking for opponent plans

all the stuff you don't have time for in 10 min? Now you get to use them in classical
best training ground imo i once got a K+P endgame I was calculating so much it was very nice
spent 20 minutes figuring the whole thing out and it was winning
most satisfying full point in my life

[sterile dagger]

@queen mesa

[nova laurel]

thats actually nice

[forest oyster]

why don't people like

non aggressive chess

[twin agate]

Wth is a "jobavo London" 🙏

[winter dagger]

Its a more aggressive opening

[sterile dagger]

I like a good grinding game once in a while

[forest oyster]

it's the jobava's cousin

[nova laurel]

apart from the misses the guy was good

[delicate flare]

"bruh just use the gabbagooy defence" idfk what that means 😭

[proven tundra]

instead of the pyramid you go Nc3 and Qf3 and stuff and youre really aggressive

[sterile dagger]

My opponents never let me get a grindy game

[winter dagger]

Are we serious rn 💔

[sterile dagger]

jobava london is peak

[proven tundra]

yo i see u on gd rn whats ur hardest

[nova laurel]

what

[twin agate]

Id win 😏

[delicate flare]

kingslayer

[winter dagger]

Jobavo london is prolly one of the best white openings for low-mid elo

[forest oyster]

bro what happened here

[delicate flare]

whats low-mid

[proven tundra]

is that an extreme

[queen mesa]

the misses are crazy 😭

[delicate flare]

yes

[spark reef]

i tried to impress the huzz with my chess skills and she rejected me so now i playing chess alone with sum clanker what do i do now

[twin agate]

I swear it was a brilliant

[proven tundra]

w

[queen mesa]

i always miss stuff for some reason

[proven tundra]

lemme check what tier it is

my hardest is azurite 😭
beat it on friday

[twin agate]

Play with a clanker

[scenic rapids]

I literally dont know what to do with extra time

[twin agate]

🥹

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[winter dagger]

What i believe low-mid is to be 0-1800, cuz my friends which are much better than me w/ 1500-2300 elo use it most of the time

[delicate flare]

which azurite the both are some bum bum

[scenic rapids]

I see a move and then know what to do very quicklt

[queen mesa]

i try to spot eventual checkmate too early and it makes me lose ngl

[scenic rapids]

Slowing down feels so counter intuitive because I'm just sitting there waiting extra time for no reason when I already know what I want to play

[delicate flare]

im 800 ranked, but every eval says i play as 1000-1500

[spark reef]

complete hypothetical but say my cat ate my entire chest set and is now meowing and now has a stomach that outlines a chest board what do i do

[queen mesa]

i am like theres gotta be a single sequence of moves that gets me a checkmate.. and sometimes there isnt and i spent 5 minutes doing nothing

[winter dagger]

Then you just need to play more games to raise your rating

[spark reef]

he is now glowing like soldier boy

[proven tundra]

force yourself to look at more moves than the first one that comes to your mind
and if you REALLY just don't use your time sit there and calculate out plans until you physically can't anymore and see which of those resulting positions you like more

you'll be surprised at how many resources you'll find

also the more classical games you play the better your time management will become but I recommend trying this

[delicate flare]

i swear i go up some then start being bum bum and lose 30 elo

[scenic rapids]

You type very fast

[twin agate]

carve another one out of his ashes

[tough hull]

can i get roles to talk in vc

[winter dagger]

Thats why i dont like chess.com so many people ive gone against use stockfish n its not fun, i report all of them

[proven tundra]

sillow 😭

[twin agate]

huh

[spark reef]

what the sigma

[proven tundra]

the drop was very fun tho
its my first extreme btw

previous hardest was supersonic

[scenic rapids]

Ok, thanks. Ig it will take time. Its just frustrating because it feels like 1900 chesscom means absolutely nothing in terms of chess skill because I'm playing the same as i used to when i was like 1500

[delicate flare]

not bc of stockfish just bc i suck 😭

[twin agate]

are you like really sure they used stockfish tho?

[forest oyster]

who cheats at 3 digit

[twin agate]

Maybe jus a bad game

[delicate flare]

cheeks after cheeks

[twin agate]

ong

[delicate flare]

supersonic is worse tho

[winter dagger]

I think a 95% acc at triple dig is stockfish

[rough quiver]

a lot of people I bet

[pulsar cave]

You would be surprised

[proven tundra]

can I take a look at some of your games i wanna see if theres an obvious flaw caused by time management

[scenic rapids]

It depends on how long the game is

[tough hull]

how do i get roles to talk in vc

[delicate flare]

bros using stockfish 1 if even that 😭

[twin agate]

I've gotten 98 like 20 times in my 500 elo man

[scenic rapids]

Chesscom rapid games or otb games

[proven tundra]

otb

[delicate flare]

fr

[queen mesa]

wait i never realized.. the best move isnt in green?

[scenic rapids]

Can I dm you the pgn?

[queen mesa]

why do they make the best move grey da hell

[proven tundra]

i just got gd on steam after playing on mobile alr 3 weeks in this is where im at trynna do cata and bloodbath now

[proven tundra]

yeah

[winter dagger]

So you play 98% of your moves to be best engine moves at 500, good for you ig

[pulsar cave]

Is it not easier to get crazy high accuracy the lower you go? Because when you go against someone and they just blunder like crazy basically all your moves are good since you are still winning easily

[proven tundra]

js maybe add some notes in the following messages about where you used time, where you played fast etc

[twin agate]

Hey bro, maybe it wasn't your day

[delicate flare]

azurite after 3 weeks is majestic

[hot elm]

GUYS GUYS GUYS MY FIRST TIME USING A SKEWER

[winter dagger]

Sure maybe thats just it

[queen mesa]

what is a skewer

[delicate flare]

tuffff

[pulsar cave]

https://tenor.com/view/sheftalia-karvouna-gif-20649143

[proven tundra]

yeah i spent 25k att on it and i played during free periods at school to get it done
(i played absolutely NO GD at home)

[forest oyster]

have you considered that maybe you make too many obvious mistakes

[queen mesa]

mm yummy..

[twin agate]

High elo peeps, help me out. it can't be a good move 🙏

[scenic rapids]

I dont remember. I just know the game had 30 second increment, my opponent used like 20 minutes + the increment, and i used like -3 minutes + the increment

[winter dagger]

I review all my games i dont make any blunders

[hot elm]

wait why

[scenic rapids]

a5

[delicate flare]

im going for hot rod (bit harder then bb) rn but im rusty since my pc broke and i couldnt play for 3 weeks i have like 19k on it rn

[twin agate]

send me some games that you think are "cheaters" 🙏

[winter dagger]

I just dont understand how ppl at my elo are just doing crazy multi move tactics, maybe i just suck

[delicate flare]

so were just lying now

[modern palm]

wow

[winter dagger]

Sure man wtv 😭

[hot elm]

i reiview all my games i have never gone below 99% acc

[queen mesa]

i dont understand why i didnt get a blunder because i specifically remember blundering a rook

[forest oyster]

my guy you'd be 4 digit if this was the case 😭

[winter dagger]

Im so close if that helps 💔

[twin agate]

Cuz you kinda like left your king away very week and the attack on the knight won't work cuz of the bishop

And it's gonna be not too hard to trap your queen

[queen mesa]

the best move wasnt to protect the rook?.. what?..

[twin agate]

But I'm also a dumbass so

[twin agate]

Leeches is easier if u want to practice there-

[hot elm]

yea ur probably right, but this is 350 elo and i dont think my opponents can do that haha, he blundered a fork anyway

[winter dagger]

Yeah i used lichess all the time

[twin agate]

oo

[winter dagger]

Im on lichess more ofthen then chesscom

[scenic rapids]

Its check lmao

[delicate flare]

bro why do i be seeing brilliant moves for ONLY my opponent and not me ong

[queen mesa]

oh 💀

[twin agate]

what's your peak

[harsh lichen]

Chess is the dumbest game ever, i find knight sack, no brilliant, i dont find second knight sack, i lose the whole game

[delicate flare]

oml i play worse on lichess then chesscom

[winter dagger]

I started on april 1st and ive only gone up, rn im 1096

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bh187-adventure-time-14

[queen mesa]

yeah it sucks how i blunder all my pieces and not a single brilliant

[twin agate]

On rapid?

That's awesome omg

[queen mesa]

like come on atleast one of them has to be smart

[twin agate]

ain't no way 🙏

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rimny (shiftylicky)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1288 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 802 (823 peak)
Bullet: 187 (229 peak)

[twin agate]

187 bullet 🥹

[queen mesa]

thats a lot of bullets

[delicate flare]

bullet 187 😢

[winter dagger]

Im not playin blitz until im better

Its too fast for me

[harsh lichen]

Whats the best move here

[twin agate]

Oh wow!

[twin agate]

That's fair lol

[hot elm]

lowkirkenuinely guys i always get to this position and fumble
im up a knight for a pawn, and watch im gonna fumble this middlegame even with a massive center

[winter dagger]

I always run out of time in blitz my management is so ahh

[pulsar cave]

Whats lichess to chesscom elo?

[twin agate]

Id play kd7 and offer a trade ngl-

[delicate flare]

guys i have a friend that only beats me when i cant see his screen but when i can eval says hes playing like a 500 should i be suspicious

[winter dagger]

no idea tbf

[pulsar cave]

Still aura saying ur 4 digits

Ill get there frfr

[scenic rapids]

Nxe4 Bxe4 Qxd2 if King takes you take bishop if bishop takes you take knight?

[queen mesa]

dang i have a 30% accuracy game close to when i was starting what on earth was i doing

[winter dagger]

Ai says 750-900 range on chess.com, but i started 3 weeks ago so i dont expect to be any better ahha

[scenic rapids]

Yes

[twin agate]

Brother is in the middle game with a king in the middle of the board 🙏

[sleek arch]

usually around +200 on lichess compared to what it would be on chess.com

[twin agate]

castle mannn

[winter dagger]

Thanks

[twin agate]

yeah, leeches community is kinda booty

[pulsar cave]

I made my chesscom account today and im 800rn but i played chess when i was younger so i know a bit but not much online

[queen mesa]

i went one time on lichess and got my ass destroyed by a 1500, never again

[winter dagger]

Dont get me started on Worldchess though, i aint necer touching that website until im 2000elo 😭

[twin agate]

I've never heard about worldchess

[winter dagger]

W thats a solid start, my starting elo was 500

[delicate flare]

whats chesscom elo to fide elo (idk what its called but like the super offical one 😭 )

[winter dagger]

Most competative website ever, you should try it out 💔

[twin agate]

It's okay bro!

[twin agate]

Maybeee

[pulsar cave]

Ill try get 900 tmr cuz im still getting like 30 elo a win xd

[winter dagger]

My 2300 chess.com friend got slammed by a 1800 elo worldchess player

[delicate flare]

my starting elo was 900 but my friend kept kicking my butt so i sunk to like 300 😭

[twin agate]

Sounds fun

[winter dagger]

Thats why whenever i play with friends its unrated

[glass tartan]

i have a account there at worldchess, never used it in years

it used to be called somethign else

[delicate flare]

bruh but i need to get the 1 free elo from my bum bum friends

[queen mesa]

just looked at my worst game what even is this move ITS A FREE PAWNN

[pulsar cave]

What elo do you start off on lichess?

[glass tartan]

if i ever quit drinking, maybe one day i will login to my old account...

[sleek arch]

idek

[winter dagger]

I think it used to be called agon idk

[delicate flare]

cant believe eval didnt see QxE1 smh stockfish is getting dumb these days

[uneven plover]

Gg.

[glass tartan]

fide something

[hot elm]

BRILLIANT ALERT!!! force queen trade and then get a FREE ROOK!

[winter dagger]

It puts you in 1500? Then you keep doing matches til you get your official elo (abt 10-20 matches)

[wooden sphinx]

Gg. Definitely not the most quality game we've played

[glass tartan]

arena something

[bitter niche]

bro said free rook

[pulsar cave]

Oh right must be hard first few games xd

[winter dagger]

Prolly online fide arena

[winter dagger]

My first match was placed against a 1700 💔

[raven roost]

yo

[uneven plover]

Yeah that was a bit of a mishap on my part. I was going to play Nb3 instead of 34.Red8 but then was like wait, why to I even need to give him the d-file.

[hot elm]

not free rook 🙁

[forest oyster]

my opponent.. resigned??

[winter dagger]

But hey its always best to play against someone better than you

[delicate flare]

how it feels to play agaisnt someone elo sorting and either get whooped or free elo

[uneven plover]

And just like that I forgot my a8 Rook was overloaded.

[dusty hearth]

[winter dagger]

W

[twin agate]

Idk what y'all on about worldchess but I played 1 game and destroyes a 1200 blitz 🙏

[winter dagger]

+7 elo RIP

[queen mesa]

guh i am trying to find a specific brilliant move i made this is a painnnn

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah I just straight up blundered allowing Bb5 in the early middlegame. Just terrible

[merry trail]

cool animation lowkey lol
is this chesskids?

[twin agate]

World chess

[muted leaf]

anyone want to try a chess puzzle I made?

[twin agate]

Someone told me it's rly competitive

They lied

[uneven plover]

I thought you were able to get enough compensation for the exchange which was very impressive tbh.

[winter dagger]

Its a 50/50 sometimes you get a geniune ahh player the next youre playing magnus

[merry trail]

sure

[twin agate]

fair

[queen mesa]

this is like the only brilliant move i made that i understand

[twin agate]

Your board scares me

[winter dagger]

Bc remember every players start at 1500, they prolly lost all their games and got to 1200

[twin agate]

That's actually awesome 🥹

[twin agate]

yeaaaa

[queen mesa]

not taking the queen is just such a power move

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah I was kind of lucky to have compensation cause I didn't allow it on purpose. It was a blunder

[winter dagger]

I dont understand this, can you explain

[queen mesa]

so

[muted leaf]

is anyone going to try the puzzle?

[pulsar cave]

So cool

[queen mesa]

if he takes queen, i simply move the knight and take the bishop, which is a discovered check, now he has to move his king, and since my knight is now targetting the queen, it can just take the queen without any concerns

i win a bishop basically

[muted leaf]

if they take the queen, Nxf3+ and you win the queen back and you also got the bishop

[merry trail]

RxN
and that Rook and king is stuck forever I guess

[kindred crypt]

@twin agate wanna play rapid

[winter dagger]

Ohhhh

[muted leaf]

2 move continuation

[twin agate]

White plates Qxg1, black takes the bishop with the knight with check and forks

[winter dagger]

Holy w tactic

[twin agate]

Fahhhhh

maybeeee

[merry trail]

f5 probably to hinder the king from moving

[twin agate]

Sure yea

What's your user

[merry trail]

f4"

[muted leaf]

yeah, without f5 they have kg3

[twin agate]

@kindred crypt

[shut knoll]

progressed +500 elo in 1 day

[merry trail]

yah
cool tactic

[shut knoll]

500 -> 1000

[muted leaf]

thanks

[shut knoll]

elo in 1 day

[exotic coyote]

just take the knight? rook takes knight

[shut knoll]

500 to 1000

[kindred crypt]

You wanna play?

[shut knoll]

elo

[twin agate]

Yeah

[shut knoll]

one day

[kindred crypt]

Whats your username

[muted leaf]

you need another move

[exotic coyote]

dude send your messages in one message. don't spam

[shut knoll]

my dad hates me

[pulsar cave]

How many games did u play?

[muted leaf]

I want a 2 move continuation

[shut knoll]

50

[exotic coyote]

usually you would tell me if im wrong or right then tell me the white's move

[pulsar cave]

What was the time control?

[shut knoll]

idrc

[shut knoll]

10+0

[muted leaf]

ok, you're right, and they take the rook with their rook

[kindred crypt]

@twin agate

[hot elm]

WAIT GENUINELY HOW DID I MISS THIS FORK??? GENUINELY WHAT AM I DOING BRO

[pulsar cave]

Thats like 12 hours of chess bro 😭😭

[winter dagger]

50 , 10+0 holy cow 😭

[muted leaf]

but the whole point of a puzzle is to understand it from the starting position considering all of their possibilities

[shut knoll]

17 hrs screentime

[pulsar cave]

Dedicated

[winter dagger]

Bro do you enjoy anything about life 😭

Im drained after 4 hours

[exotic coyote]

idek atp, everything seems like a draw, either e5 or f4, i dont think it matters

[muted leaf]

f4 is important to win the game

[shut knoll]

no akshually

[winter dagger]

Straight up 17 hours, youre a beast W mans

[exotic coyote]

ur just annoying lol

[muted leaf]

sorry wrong move

[shut knoll]

i m a no lifer

[covert dagger]

How is that only marked an inaccuracy 💀

[muted leaf]

oh nvm f4 I forgot it was from black's perspective

[shut knoll]

thanks

[exotic coyote]

OH F4 to prevent kg3

[hot elm]

bc i still force a queen trade and fork king and rook

[winter dagger]

Youre the next hans neimann trust

[muted leaf]

yeah

[exotic coyote]

i didn't think abt that 😭 I was just worried about opposition and when to take the rook

[muted leaf]

and then the king is glued to the rook

[shut knoll]

thanks

[exotic coyote]

ahh that's a good puzzle, i like that

[muted leaf]

I have another puzzle if anyone wants to try

[covert dagger]

You just, lose your queen though, it’s not a queen trade

[merry trail]

because blacks position is already messed up from the beginning lol

[muted leaf]

Black to move, find the mating idea

[hot elm]

i take with my other knight

[pulsar cave]

Where was the fork 😵‍💫

[muted leaf]

this one is pretty hard

[winter dagger]

Queen f2 check then queen e3

[exotic coyote]

e3?

[muted leaf]

that loses the queen

[merry trail]

I would play be6 and pray lol

[shut knoll]

1000 elo chess anyone?

[muted leaf]

I don't think anything follows from e3

[winter dagger]

Ohhhhh right i see it

[shut knoll]

i m gonna play another 50 now

[muted leaf]

there's a really nice concrete idea

[pulsar cave]

Im 800 but im down

[covert dagger]

Wdym

[muted leaf]

this was an OTB game against my dad and I found the winning move

[merry trail]

be6? lol

[shut knoll]

jeffeyislander send req

[pulsar cave]

Alr

[muted leaf]

Black to move, find the mating idea

[winter dagger]

Is it push pawn to e3?

[muted leaf]

I don't think that really does anything

[exotic coyote]

qxh2, ke1, nxd4, cxd, bb5+, rook block, qh1

[shut knoll]

qf7

[muted leaf]

although maybe it works I'll have to check with an engine

[exotic coyote]

nah there's bishop

[winter dagger]

Yeah i see that too

[winter dagger]

Yeah i just saw that

[muted leaf]

yep, that's it

[steady moon]

Qxh2 and Nxd4?

[merry trail]

how about the move I suggested

[shut knoll]

qf2 rook take backrank mate

[muted leaf]

👍

[pulsar cave]

I sent

[muted leaf]

that blunders a queen

[exotic coyote]

there's queen on f7

[shut knoll]

oh

[exotic coyote]

what's your wpm damn you type fast

[shut knoll]

ok

[winter dagger]

White sniper queen

[muted leaf]

around 120 ish

[winter dagger]

Gawh dayum

[steady moon]

correct.

[exotic coyote]

I'm guessing on a 60, damn that's nice

[muted leaf]

no it's not 😭

[exotic coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-silly-tongue-gif-1431621402644094450

[winter dagger]

Its qh2 and so on..

[muted leaf]

and so on... 😭

[winter dagger]

Took me so long i hate everything

[muted leaf]

I win every game of chess, I play e4 and so on..

[winter dagger]

LOL

[steady moon]

I saw the idea of Bb5 and for some reason took me a while to see Nxd4, just such a simple move.

[muted leaf]

it's so nice because it threatens mate itself

[eager cedar]

Is it just me or are 700s getting too strong these days?

[winter dagger]

Seeing or hearing puzzles gives me PTSD, i geniuely cant do anymore. Ive done like 300 in 2 days 😭

[muted leaf]

(HOW) via Telegram username

[languid torrent]

Anyone up for some matches?

[winter dagger]

Wait so how

[muted leaf]

idk the guy told me to ask him that

[tall mural]

qf2 then qxe1?

[muted leaf]

loses the queen

[tall mural]

wait how

[muted leaf]

I'm starting to realise that not only is it a hard puzzle but it's also blunder bait

[winter dagger]

Sniper queen backrank

[muted leaf]

queen on f7

[tough hull]

how can i get talking in vc roles

[winter dagger]

Just be active i think you unlock it once you got trusted role

[steady moon]

trust you don’t wanna be in there.

[winter dagger]

And talk in 5 different channels

[rare carbon]

Omg what did i do

Check out this #chess game: Atharva1779 vs Mapiva-mapiva - https://www.chess.com/live/game/167599185386

[frosty peak]

Atharva1779 (1031) vs. Mapiva-mapiva (1147)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. g3 e4 3. Bg2 Nf6 4. Nc3 e3 5. fxe3 Ng4 6. Nf3 Bb4 7. Qb3 Bxc3 8. Qxc3 Qf6 9. Qb3 Nc6 10. O-O d6 11. h3 Nge5 12. d4 Nxf3+ 13. exf3 Na5 14. Qa4+ Nc6 15. d5 b5 16. Qxb5 O-O 17. Qxc6 Bf5 18. e4 Qd4+ 19. Kh2 Bg6 20. Rb1 h5 21. h4 Qd3 22. Bf4 f5 23. Qxc7 fxe4 24. fxe4 Rac8 25. Qxd6 Qxc4 26. b3 Qe2 27. Qxg6 Rc2 28. Rg1 Rf6 29. Qe8+ Rf8 30. Qe6+ Rf7 31. Rbe1 Qd3 32. g4 Qf3 33. Ref1 Rxg2+ 34. Rxg2 Qxf1 35. Be5 Qf3 36. gxh5 Qxh5 37. Qe8+ Kh7 38. Rxg7+ Kh6 39. Qh8# 

[winter dagger]

The other day two ppl were arguing for about half an hour, funniest thing ever

[tough hull]

lemme get a trusted role

[tall mural]

i love when my opponent blunders m1

[winter dagger]

„God“ is typing, wtf, our time has come

[cunning pelican]

yeah basically

[signal snow]

So all this time I had ADHD

[winter dagger]

Checkmate!

[tough hull]

<@&745328830649991179> can i get trusted role

[tall mural]

yes

[cunning pelican]

bro

[winter dagger]

ggs bro

Youre cooked

[tough hull]

what

[cunning pelican]

use /connect then /trust YOU DON’T NEED TO DO ALL OF THAT

[steady moon]

diagnosed?

[tough hull]

why

[tall mural]

pinged the whole mod staff 💔💔

[signal snow]

Yeah

[tough hull]

its chill

[steady moon]

damn.

[winter dagger]

For future reference ping mods only when ppl r breaking rules & you actually care abt it 💔

[tough hull]

i wanna talk on vc fr

[cunning pelican]

use /connect then /trust

[tough hull]

god forbid a ninja dont wanna waste an hour tryna do some bs to get roles

[winter dagger]

💔

[cunning pelican]

an hour? connecting takes like…

[tall mural]

wheres the dubious move reaction

[cunning pelican]

bro it does not even take 10 minutes for connected then you basically can do most stuff

[winter dagger]

[tough hull]

i forgot the password to my chess account

[winter dagger]

Good game ig 😭

[tall mural]

bro really just blundered his account 💔

[winter dagger]

Hung his password

[winter dagger]

Do you have some sort of 2FA,

[cunning pelican]

reset it with email

[tall mural]

god damn it bro i got an amber alert 💔

its so much of a jumpscare

[winter dagger]

Mb i try my best to stay off radar

They just keep finding out

[tall mural]

the alert said armed and dangerous

am i cooked fr

[winter dagger]

Bro just castle

[cunning pelican]

+4.7 advantage for other side they are up a entire bishop and your king is unsafe you just blundered

[steady moon]

forced checkmate.

[twin agate]

@kindred crypt

[winter dagger]

Bro is abt to get hit by the ICBM gambit irl

[twin agate]

I had 2 blunders there, one was obvious, the other wants

Gg tho

[winter dagger]

Dang man why dont you play 10+0

[kindred crypt]

Oh shit im so stupid

[cunning pelican]

they say blitz ruins your game

[winter dagger]

Thats rapid

[delicate flare]

oooh

[twin agate]

You could have taken me with a knight in the first one, and the second one you could have played Rh3 and won a pawn by a very smart move

[delicate flare]

2 brilliants in one gameeee

[cunning pelican]

according to fide 10 + 0 is blitz

[kindred crypt]

I aint even see that my knight would've been protecting the rook

[twin agate]

Hey you did wonderful for 300

[winter dagger]

Whatttt no way

[mild gazelle]

I'm the best that's ever played period......

[cunning pelican]

search it

[winter dagger]

Who is bro

[tall mural]

i dont see how either of these are blunders

[twin agate]

lol it happens

[delicate flare]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-simpson-loxyysgif-ABsj1vpTUbIw5sQGvK

[tall mural]

wait i see the first one

[mild gazelle]

I invented the blunder speak my name with respect

[winter dagger]

No way it actually is, what about other 10min like 10+5 or 10+10

[twin agate]

first one he could play kxa3 and be up a full knight, and the second is Rh3 and he wins a pawn cuz of the bishop on c2

[uneven wolf]

John Blunder

[cunning pelican]

not so sure 10 + 0 is blitz though all I know

[split ore]

i am immune to getting ragebaited in chess but what does make my blood boil is incompetent group members bruhh why cant teachers just make projects independent

[tough hull]

there i logged in why isnt it verifying me

[winter dagger]

Im sorry mr blunder

[neat roost]

Brilliant

[winter dagger]

Holy aura

[twin agate]

Woah

[delicate flare]

peak

[uneven wolf]

67

[neat roost]

But losing

[kindred crypt]

18 minutes to my 8 😭

[uneven wolf]

oh well it's 62

[tall mural]

i thought that was just a mistake

[uneven wolf]

I'm going mental

[winter dagger]

You did your best as it shows

[twin agate]

Hey, um 1150 on bullet lol

[winter dagger]

im NEVER playing bullet bro

[twin agate]

And I was using your time to calculate

[twin agate]

It's pretty fun man

[winter dagger]

Bullet and fun

[kindred crypt]

I try to do the same

😭

[uneven wolf]

bullet is all about flagging your opponent tbh

[twin agate]

Nah, first one he wins a knight, second he wins a pawn and my king is very horrible

[uneven wolf]

it's not like you're even thinking much outside than exchanging pieces

[winter dagger]

Dude bullet is just instinct final boss

[twin agate]

Idk man, I win by checkmates

[cunning pelican]

until 2000 bullet

[uneven wolf]

grrr

[twin agate]

But also

[uneven wolf]

maybe

[twin agate]

lol

[queen mesa]

Everyone is a cheater ngl

[twin agate]

Hey man, a minute is a lot of time

[cunning pelican]

eventually it becomes you need to play actual good moves at bullet

[winter dagger]

How

[cunning pelican]

oh my accusations final boss bro blamed everyone

[languid torrent]

I blundered, going from +7.1 to -M1 in one move

[uneven wolf]

I've seen the videos and that alone exhausted me

[winter dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[tall mural]

how

[languid torrent]

what are White's ideas here anyways

[uneven wolf]

looks so stressful

[twin agate]

oh mannnn

💔

[shut knoll]

gg

[pulsar cave]

Gg

[delicate flare]

bro i cant eval my 2 brialliants game bc im broke 😔

[pulsar cave]

Im happy i won one atleast xd

[twin agate]

Dave the game and eval later

Save*

[pulsar cave]

Im also playing at 3.44am so im not at my best clearly loll

[shut knoll]

yea it was crazy

[delicate flare]

how do i save

[languid torrent]

I know I'm supposed to take the bishop first if I wanna move my queen, but what is there after the trade?

[uneven wolf]

swinging the knight over

[shut knoll]

i m a 1500 elo larp so congo on winning

[pulsar cave]

The end i think u should of taken my free pawn with your rook and give a check

[twin agate]

Just remember who you played against and find it in the library later-

[tall mural]

lwk the stuff my opponents do

[kindred crypt]

I had to wait 24 hours just to see my brilliant move in game review 😭

[twin agate]

woahhhh

[shut knoll]

actually i didnt see ur rook

[kindred crypt]

Anybody want to play im only 300

[shut knoll]

big ass blunder

[pulsar cave]

Loll you were very good ngl i knew as soon as i made a mistake you werent missing it

[delicate flare]

just because of chesscom's gree- I MEAN I LOVE CHESSCOM ITS THE BEST CHESS SITE

[quiet ridge]

1 game from 2200

[pulsar cave]

Happens i blundered every game xd

[tall mural]

bros 300 im 400

[cunning pelican]

finish that for you: just because of chess.com greed if they ban me that’s evidence they are a dictator

[uneven wolf]

cc is prob more popular than lichess because of fancy icons over moves and that's it

[shut knoll]

yea if we just stop blundering 1500 is v easy

[delicate flare]

mmm

[languid torrent]

my knight is holding the bishop at gunpoint to disarm the battery at will

[twin agate]

that where all the stuff happens so play the most accurate game of your life dawg

[quiet ridge]

You can import chess.com games into commie chess

[outer birch]

bros 400 I'm 500

[tall mural]

arcade move animations

[shut knoll]

basic ball tactic endgame and opening 2000

[languid torrent]

I can't use the knight anymore once it's traded away

[kindred crypt]

It was my first deliberate brilliant

[pulsar cave]

Yupp simple just make less mistakes than your opponent and you will win

[twin agate]

the day I was 1 elo away from 900 blitz, I lost 10 games in a row

[uneven wolf]

yeah but potential fork threat

[languid torrent]

oh, right.

[delicate flare]

how is this brilliant

[cunning pelican]

and the fact their website is just “chess.com” so anyone who does not know of the website can just type that in

[shut knoll]

yea low elo chess is just about who blunders first

[pulsar cave]

Fr thats where im at rn xd

[twin agate]

Huh

[kindred crypt]

Idk ask chess.com

[uneven wolf]

yeahhh

[tall mural]

why does it just say "is brilliant" instead of giving a reason

[pulsar cave]

I try play weird openings so opponents dont know what to do

[shy vector]

nah bro, im really trying but its hard ngl

[twin agate]

what's your rating

[cunning pelican]

oh also chess.com is older than lichess.org so they got a advantage

[whole spade]

Maybe cause rook is trapped so you win it