💬〡chess-talk

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpl3VwrkSU

[dusky oasis]

that's how I'm feeling right now

[frosty leaf]

Anyone want to play me

[dusky oasis]

though I'm playing bot games

[fervent seal]

bot games is okay it wont make you crashout

[dusky oasis]

exactly, I'm just practicing

[fervent seal]

but i reach my peak 2252 and want to finish the night with 2260 then i go back to 2220s and waste my time

ive been grinding for an hour

[honest brook]

lol

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sly schooner]

Hi guys anyone wanna play chess with me

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[obtuse elk]

wtf is chess

[dusky oasis]

dang I can't even imagine

[covert dagger]

hey tim

[sly schooner]

U should leave the server i guess bro

[covert dagger]

donut

[glass tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1492364444901314631/image0.gif

[covert dagger]

you wanna play a slightly delrious frog @rancid osprey

[dusky oasis]

I can't even fathom high level chess

[rancid osprey]

What

You may ask @wind bay

[covert dagger]

chess is easy, you just ask stokfish

[rancid osprey]

Hes the frog

[dusky oasis]

I wanna figure it out myself tho xP

[covert dagger]

no im the slightly delerious frog in question

[covert dagger]

become stockfih

[dusky oasis]

Good call

[covert dagger]

so do you want to play?

or is that a no

[dusky oasis]

won't be long, I just gotta go ahead and climb more

[covert dagger]

ill try to wake myself up a little and blast some metal

[rancid osprey]

Not now im recovering form a cold i probably wont be active for another week or longer but you can add me disc and dm me later

[rancid osprey]

Who is bro blocking

[covert dagger]

aw me too, feel better soon

[rancid osprey]

Ill sdd you here and you can dm later i am looking to train/prep for summer

I want to get 2300 in one swoop

[dusky oasis]

kermit we can play but I'm barely present at the moment

just 1 game tho

[covert dagger]

what do you mean by that

sure though

[dusky oasis]

I have a headache and I'm tired

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dusky oasis]

would you allow me to play white?

[covert dagger]

i didnt sleep and im dizzy and nauseous, sounds like we got ourselves a game

[covert dagger]

sure!

[tawny ledge]

Hello, Chat

[tight hearth]

Used my free week of premium

[tawny ledge]

How we doin’?

[young swan]

my opp 2200 btw

[quick pilot]

The world championship matches are next year right?

[slow folio]

@zealous marsh @uneven turret at first Gia Phúc was close to his final GM norm but idk why is bro’s performance not good enough and now he faced a 2300 and 2200 in the last 2 rounds, making it impossible for getting the final GM norm 💀

[zealous marsh]

oh well

[hasty comet]

SUP GUYS

[slow folio]

well even his rating is not enough for GM so… better luck next time

[hasty comet]

i need an old chess account to buy

[slow folio]

ngl spending a lot of time for the opening and early middlegames in this variation is a huge W for playing correctly but it will be intense to race with time

[hasty comet]

i dont have problem in elo i just need an old chess.com account

to buy it

[cobalt oxide]

Why would you want to buy that?

[grizzled thicket]

streakkk finally

[hasty comet]

i love them

[cobalt oxide]

I could think about a million things better to buy

Like a bottle of mango Arizona

[jovial flower]

I'm looking for a way to stream an OTB chess tournament to Chesscom. What are the DGT equipments I will need, and how would it work? Can anyone please with the OTB live streaming experience DM me? Thanks 🙂

[hasty comet]

ooh ur so funny

[dusky oasis]

now I only have to stop playing so inaccurately

[magic quiver]

How many moves did your first game last?

[ancient zealot]

what country is that

[grizzled thicket]

north korea

[vocal musk]

who wanna play chess?

[grizzled thicket]

🗿

[cobalt oxide]

Is that a hint of sarcasm?
This is my first time attempting to read between the line

S

[burnt burrow]

In order to check mate, you must sacrifice your rook every game

[hasty comet]

i justt wanted to buy and old chess.com account where is the problem ?

[burnt burrow]

Buying elo 😭

[cobalt oxide]

This guy gets it

[burnt burrow]

"I'll take about 1400 please"

[hasty comet]

no i dont have problem with elo give me just an old account with 0 eloo

[burnt burrow]

Still, buying an acc to get an elo

Ehhh?

[hasty comet]

noo u dont get it i donnt want elooo i waaant an olld account

[burnt burrow]

Even if you don't care about the elo it's still apart of it

[cobalt oxide]

Wouldn't you rather buy insurance for your car?
I hear Geico is good

[raw smelt]

maybe he should buy healthcare insurance too

sounds good to me

[cobalt oxide]

Ditto

[burnt burrow]

"THIS IS DA WAYYYY"- tushi

[hasty comet]

if u have a alt account on chess make it 0 elo and sell it to me

[burnt burrow]

SACRIFICE DA JUICER

[hasty comet]

bro all good

[hasty comet]

wdym ?

[raw smelt]

first of all, you can't get to 0 elo in chess.com, the limit is 100

[cobalt oxide]

We are farmers
Bumbadumbumbumbum

[burnt burrow]

Lmao

[raw smelt]

second, why do you want to buy an account so badly?

[hasty comet]

i know

[burnt burrow]

He NEEDS an account from 1862

Or else it's not genuine

[hasty comet]

cuz i love old things

[burnt burrow]

BTW, having an old acc doesn't make you good and is a waste of money

[hasty comet]

nooooo just 2020 or 2019 or under

[burnt burrow]

No body thinks you are tuff, juicer

[hollow vessel]

my cc account is very old

[raw smelt]

my account is like 3 months old

[hollow vessel]

i made it all the way back in 2025

u want it?

[hasty comet]

i dont have problem if i waste my money on somthing i love

[raw smelt]

i started playing chess in like may 2025 with my brother

[cobalt oxide]

My granny runs a antique store
I have can give you a voucher for 20% off 🙏🏿

[hasty comet]

no

[burnt burrow]

THIS is da wayyyy

[burnt burrow]

You finna marry ts

[hollow vessel]

fair, i guess its too ancient for your terrible taste

[burnt burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-buzz-dab-me-up-dab-up-gif-26395273

[hollow vessel]

having an old acc isnt for everyone lil bro

[burnt burrow]

Oh damn, no embeds

[raw smelt]

"Peter, do you agree to be the bride of 'Stinkyfish2009'?

[burnt burrow]

"Yes, I do"

[raw smelt]

"peter and stinkyfish2009 then raised 2 kids named BifurcatedDonkey2012 and BlunderVu2017"

well, enough of that

[vocal musk]

who's down for a game

[raw smelt]

me

[vocal musk]

i'm sending you a challenge for an unrated 5 min game on chess.com i have ur username alr

[fossil sphinx]

its a brilliant move, i play it alot,

its also called the damiano gambit, i just found out, you can look it up for more understanding

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

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Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2309 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2404 (2432 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2271 peak)

[frosty leaf]

i am can i go next

[copper comet]

2500 is coming to theaters near you

[vocal musk]

connect your account please

i don't play against unconnected people.

[frosty leaf]

wdym connect

[fossil sphinx]

me

lets play

i think mine is connected

[vocal musk]

you're gonna have to wait. no ur not connected

[frosty peak]

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[raw smelt]

am i connected?

[grizzled thicket]

why is everyone here always over like 2k

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[fossil sphinx]

ok how do i connect

[vocal musk]

yes please hold i'm sending the game

[vocal musk]

watch the gif i posted

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/balthazar-chat-1

[wraith perch]

What's your?

[harsh slate]

What's your fide elo

[cobalt oxide]

Are you saying i dont exist?
Insulting

[copper comet]

Like 1780 right now or something

[fossil sphinx]

i checked and im connected to google and discord

[grizzled thicket]

i retract my statement

[copper comet]

My uscf is 1930 I was 1980 but had a bad tournament

[cobalt oxide]

[harsh slate]

Wait really how much online elo do you think someone with 1600 fide would have

[copper comet]

Eh at that low of a fide it could be anything

Some people just don’t play much otb

Probably around 2k online though

[harsh slate]

I always thought 1800-1900s fide are noobs , learned just now that their online elos are high asf closer to a lot of titled players than I have thought

[fossil sphinx]

chat am i connected to my chess.com account? i think theres a bug

[vocal musk]

no

type /connect

[fossil sphinx]

im already connected i checked it

[harsh slate]

you're spelling atheist wrong on your bio

Lol

[frosty leaf]

how do i connect

[burnt loom]

itll take a while to sync

[vocal musk]

you're not connected

[vocal musk]

type /connect
what's ur username

[fossil sphinx]

just had to disconnect and reconnect again, am i connected now?

[burnt loom]

yes

[vocal musk]

ye

[frosty leaf]

ok i am done

wanna play now

[scarlet arrow]

owo

[zealous marsh]

I have one dude who has only had 1 FIDE rated tournament and given a 1620 FIDE rating yet online he's 2300+

[harsh slate]

Wow lol im asking btw cause theres this other guy the same age as me who always kept winning the interschool chess competitions ever since he was qualified. I always thought I was close to him but seems now not really

I'm just 1650 elo online
Searched his name and on fide it showed 1580 something like that

[zealous marsh]

My condolences

A senior of mine in high school played in the WORLD JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIPS

If we wanna talk about insane

[unique quest]

whats their name

[zealous marsh]

Not doxxing myself through connections ✌️

[burnt loom]

probably 18-1900 online

[cinder igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04r3udjpKMM

[frosty leaf]

so like did i connect my account for nothing or

[zealous marsh]

All you need to know is that he defeated what-would-be GM Pranav Ventakesh a couple of years back

in OTB classical

[fickle idol]

Im stupid haha, my mind thought that automatically

I won anyway

[unique quest]

damn

[fickle idol]

It was automatic

[frosty leaf]

u ready now

[fickle idol]

I didnt think it lol

[magic shard]

I'll do it better by letting you know I've played in every candidates tournament that ever existed, and won every one of them
I was just nice and gave my spot to the second place finisher every time

[forest oyster]

i keep missing the fact my opponents have tactics

thankfully my opponents also missed that fact

[magic shard]

You're ready for the 1500 grind

[fickle idol]

3.14159265358979323846264338

Please chess.com server, add math channel

[burnt loom]

3279502884197169399375105820974944592307

[fickle idol]

Well, idk from memory those numbers

[vocal musk]

how long have u been playing chess?

[fickle idol]

I memorized 26 digits

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/beer-chug-1

[fickle idol]

Of π

[vocal musk]

@frosty leaf wanna tell me how u beat a 2800 in 5 mins at ur elo?

[unique quest]

thats all? when i was in 5th grade i memorized over 100

[fickle idol]

e is 2.718281828, φ is 1.618055, √2 is 1.41421

[frosty leaf]

yes

[burnt loom]

81640

[scarlet arrow]

AI slop

[frosty leaf]

new account

[scarlet arrow]

to the drain

[unique quest]

same please!!!!!

[vocal musk]

what was ur old acc username

[fickle idol]

I would lose my mind and i don't want to

[scarlet arrow]

@vocal musk stop being like that 💀, just ping in fots and pass on

[candid fable]

stockfish 16

[frosty leaf]

i dont even know atp like i have had so many usernames i dont even know which one i used

[fickle idol]

Ajedrez guys

[unique quest]

yeah it was for a competition thing xD

[forest oyster]

that is a very interesting accuracy

[vocal musk]

[glass tartan]

no es bueno

[plush sphinx]

someone wanna play bullet with me?

[fickle idol]

Me

[fickle idol]

ola

[plush sphinx]

whats ur user

[fickle idol]

DanielaEla2004 (because i was born in 2004-)

[vocal musk]

wahts ur user

[hollow pond]

Hi

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/chow-so-cold-cold-im-cold-gif-10703542

[fickle idol]

scacchi

[plush sphinx]

i sent it

[plush sphinx]

YakAttack 97

[dusty garnet]

Yo guys

Ima challenge any of you

[vocal musk]

@scarlet arrow non chess.com stream in chess streaming 4 btw

[vocal musk]

connect ur acc first bro

[dusty garnet]

I did

[vocal musk]

u didn't

[frosty peak]

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[sterile olive]

Hiee

[vocal musk]

hi please connect your account

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rimny (shiftylicky)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1374 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 774 (816 peak)
Bullet: 207 (229 peak)

[vocal musk]

for trusted role

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dorox Chávez (g4merdor0x24)

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Name: Dorox Chávez (g4merdor0x24)
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 443 (peak)
Blitz: 248 (341 peak)
Bullet: 222 (373 peak)

[cobalt oxide]

All business are you

[dusty garnet]

Now i did

[dusty garnet]

I challenge you

[forest oyster]

this 400 has a higher bullet than me

[vocal musk]

i decline

[dusty garnet]

Stand ready for my gambit worm

[dusty garnet]

Np

[cobalt oxide]

Saying it like its Pokémon

[dusty garnet]

Anyone else ?

[stone apex]

Anyone wanna play

[dusty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-was-looking-for-a-job-and-then-i-found-a-job-tuff-rick-and-morty-tuff-peak-absolute-cinema-gif-9446350534877101110

[dusty garnet]

Me

[stone apex]

Ok

[dusty garnet]

User ?

[stone apex]

LilBoyEinstein

[vocal musk]

who's tryna play chess?

[dusty garnet]

Ok

[glass gazelle]

Someone make this gif but with Magnus and hikaru

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[upbeat brook]

Nah, connecting is quite helpful for navigating the server, so he's doing them a favor

[stone apex]

I'll get to it sir

[stone apex]

OMG I LOVE YOU

[cobalt oxide]

Oh I know
Its just funny to see

[upbeat brook]

Funny, is it?

[plush sphinx]

just to let everyone know, I adopted @fickle idol

[fickle idol]

HAHAHS

Bro im 300 Elo in bullet

[plush sphinx]

ikik lol

[fickle idol]

How will I beat you?

[hasty iris]

Yes, I'm trying to unlock my account but I entered the wrong email address 💀

[plush sphinx]

be better

[fickle idol]

Thank you for the tip

[plush sphinx]

just kidding

sorry

[buoyant gyro]

Very profound

[fickle idol]

And you're 2000 in rapid

omg

[plush sphinx]

i never play rapid

that rating hasnt changed in forever

[fickle idol]

oh i understand

Do you play Blitz and bullet?

[plush sphinx]

both

mainly bullet

[magic quiver]

Do any of you guys play blackjack

[cobalt helm]

Im 500

[plush sphinx]

my bullet peak is 2500

[cobalt helm]

Blitz

[cobalt helm]

No gambling buddy just chess

[full raft]

hi guys

[fickle idol]

im 300 Blitz, I always play rapid

[zealous marsh]

Lock in on blitz bruv

[cobalt helm]

Im 500 both

[zealous marsh]

tilting 200 elo is unacceptable

[plush sphinx]

blitz peak is 2330

[fickle idol]

Im 800 rapid

[cobalt helm]

Smart

[strange mantle]

What is everyone’s max elo

[cobalt helm]

U are smart

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2163 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2369 (2416 peak)
Bullet: 2317 (2449 peak)

[fickle idol]

My rapid peak was 880

[plush sphinx]

2494

[cobalt helm]

I always play unrated

[fickle idol]

And I had to go and i Lost Elo :(

[cobalt helm]

2843

Js kidding

I would like to see 4 digits

[full raft]

isnt that above hikaru

[strange mantle]

Can sm1 help me get better I’m ass I’m like 300

[cobalt helm]

Maybe one day

[plush sphinx]

no

[cobalt helm]

Hikaru is noob

I have a crush on magnus mustache

I got muted here and banned on another server in friday🥲

I hoped I stayed offline that day

[fickle idol]

someone*

[fickle idol]

In rapid?

[strange mantle]

Yeah

[cobalt helm]

Watch Gothamchess

Bro made me get from 100 to 500

[rough quiver]

its totally acceptable cuz Ive tilted over 200 elo in bullet

also good day

I just woke up from a nap

[fickle idol]

No, remote chess academy is better

[cobalt helm]

Especially vids when he troll low elo

[fickle idol]

I get from 100 to 500 alone

[cobalt helm]

I mean as fun videos

[strange mantle]

I’ve never. Heard that is it yt or smth?

[plush sphinx]

ur elo?

[cobalt helm]

Prolly some boring ppl

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Not Pabu (nb4)

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Name: Not Pabu (nb4)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2044 (peak)
Blitz: 2329 (peak)
Bullet: 2058 (2317 peak)

[cobalt helm]

Levi roseman is the best

[full raft]

DAMN

[fickle idol]

Its a channel

[plush sphinx]

not bad not bad

[fickle idol]

A yt channel

[cobalt helm]

I love this bang

[dusty garnet]

Damn

[cobalt helm]

Ofc unrated

[stone apex]

Gg your very good for your rating @dusty garnet

[dusty garnet]

Thx

[fickle idol]

BRO HOW DID WHITE LOSE WITH THAT MATE?

IN RAPID

[cobalt helm]

He sacrificed the rook

And the king

[plush sphinx]

i backranked you 5 minutes ago wdym

[fickle idol]

"in rapid"

[dusty garnet]

I just keep falling on gm that just started their chess.com account

[fickle idol]

.

[wraith perch]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[cobalt helm]

Lol 😭

[plush sphinx]

yes

[cobalt helm]

Sometimes u dont see it

[fickle idol]

But he backranked me in bullet

[plush sphinx]

whats ur user

[fickle idol]

I cannot think in bullet

[upbeat brook]

Grandmasters that just made their chess.com accounts... I'm skeptical

[cobalt helm]

I love this royal shit

[fickle idol]

Haha 😂

[upbeat brook]

It's so satisfying

[plush sphinx]

whats ur username?

[cobalt helm]

Yeahhh I felt good

[wraith perch]

Send me your

[plush sphinx]

YakAttack97

[upbeat brook]

Whenever you find a good fork like that, immediately the dopamine goes rushing

[mild zinc]

Just watched 'taxi driver ' it's peak

[fickle idol]

I love this brilliant move

[wraith perch]

Nah I just meet god no way bro your that much ratings hell nah

[odd citrus]

How can i change my pfp in chess after getting remove from moderators

;-;

[cobalt helm]

What a checkmate beautiful

[unborn wedge]

its not even that brilliant

[strange mantle]

You have any like tips

[plush sphinx]

wdymmm

[wraith perch]

2300 bullet what you doing here bro

[plush sphinx]

im bad

[upbeat brook]

[burnt loom]

not counted cus you were already up a queen for rook

[wraith perch]

Ok lest have 1v1

[plush sphinx]

wasnt aware this was for bad players only...

[cobalt helm]

Hang that in the louvre

[wraith perch]

That's not my mean bro

[unborn wedge]

not impressive gng

[fickle idol]

BRO, AT THE FIRST TIME THERE WAS A BRILLIANT

[plush sphinx]

fr

[wraith perch]

Accept my request

[cobalt helm]

I love that cyan color

[fickle idol]

Ok, so its not brilliant :(

[burnt loom]

he has re7+ qxe7 rxe7+ kxe7 hxg3 winning queen and bishop for 2 rooks but you still win in the endgame cus you were already up mateiral

[cobalt helm]

Not brilliant

[plush sphinx]

send a challenge

[cobalt helm]

Sorry 🥲

[wraith perch]

My name was something phdk

[unborn wedge]

if youre asking chess com then its brilliant cuz you sacked a piece for mate but its really not hard to find honestly

[burnt loom]

so if material was equal it wouldve been a ??

[unborn wedge]

no

[plush sphinx]

challenge me...

[wraith perch]

I do

[fickle idol]

Yes i know, but im winning anyway

[unborn wedge]

another case of beginners thinking theyre tal

[upbeat brook]

It's just so... rewarding to see

[patent night]

Bxh2+ was better because if Kxh2, Qg2#

[burnt loom]

💀

[full raft]

anyone want to play

[patent night]

Isn't it?

[burnt loom]

yea Bxh2 double check right

[unborn wedge]

assume that theres a piece on g3

[patent night]

Yeah

[burnt loom]

yea no i think the better move was Qxg1

[unborn wedge]

there was probably a pawn on g3

[fickle idol]

OF COURSE

oh My gosh

[burnt loom]

but instead he played Bg3 blocking the queen from capturing the king

[fickle idol]

Bxh2+ is impossible

[dusty garnet]

Im fr

[unborn wedge]

no if the bishop could take f2 then it would alrbe check cuz of the queen

[dusty garnet]

Mb for the mistakes

[unborn wedge]

you smart person

[patent night]

Ooooooh

I didn't read the bxg3

[upbeat brook]

I mean, if you're getting beat by them, no wonder

[dusty garnet]

YOOO

[fickle idol]

HAHAHAHA BROOO

[patent night]

Hint🥀

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpan-thousand-yard-stare-funny-bruh-really-gif-2776150239966197556

[fickle idol]

Yes im stupid

[dusty garnet]

No hint

No mistakes

[honest brook]

bonsoir

[unborn wedge]

gng there was a pawn on g3 so the bishop had to take

you wouldnt take with the queen cuz thats dumb

[patent night]

Then why is the Eval bar showing if it's not even in the game review yet?

[unborn wedge]

custom game vs bot

this guy is very intelligent

[patent night]

Ik

Well, then congrats

[unborn wedge]

in custom games you can see the eval bar

[mild zinc]

I love y'all

[burnt loom]

mobile has diferent layout

[unborn wedge]

ilyt

[cobalt helm]

It really means u have good IQ

[patent night]

I've only beaten Paul Morphy bot with 2 crowns pressing the hint button every move

[honest brook]

larp

[fickle idol]

Well, in the same Game My opponent played this...

So, yeah, lol

[unborn wedge]

maybe becauyse yiure 800

[patent night]

-837 elo

[dusty garnet]

Bonsoir

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-19463402

[fickle idol]

OHHH,

REALLY????????????

[mild zinc]

🥺

[upbeat brook]

Finding a really good brilliant move makes me feel like a sniped a small target from 100 yards away. But here's the thing, I make them without even realizing

[unborn wedge]

lowkey me fr🤣 🤞

[cobalt helm]

I love free queen

[mild zinc]

No

[unborn wedge]

yea get better

[dusty garnet]

Fr

[fickle idol]

i want to but idk why i often lose

[unborn wedge]

i wonder why

[cobalt helm]

I make them then realize after some moves 😭

[burnt loom]

?? he couldve played qf7# but why he move the pawn diagonally to block the bishop

[upbeat brook]

Sar-chasm?

[upbeat brook]

I don't realize until I review the game

[dusty garnet]

I want to meet bobby fischer

[upbeat brook]

And I want a pair of magic money pants

[unborn wedge]

son😭

[dusty garnet]

Mb

[fickle idol]

Ok i realized that im sleepy

[stone apex]

@glass gazelle

[fickle idol]

Haha how funn

[dusty garnet]

Ik it has a fully different meaning

[cobalt helm]

Lol 😭😭😭

Wdym thats not brilliant

[dusty garnet]

To meat bobby fischer

[unborn wedge]

yeah i wonder why your elo isnt 4 deigits

i would love to meat bobby fischer as well

[cobalt helm]

Magnus or bobby?

[fickle idol]

its funny because sometimes im grandmaster and sometimes im -3 elo

[dusty garnet]

Both

[unborn wedge]

bobby because magnus is still alive

[stone apex]

That hurt me too 🤕

[cobalt helm]

I think magnus would beat him

[honest brook]

damn you actually did it sheesh man that's impressive

[dusty garnet]

Or even levy

[unborn wedge]

lied in the first part

[cobalt helm]

Levi toes man

[frail trellis]

blitz or rapid

[honest brook]

ik it's ai but to get it to follow instructions that well is a skill of itself

[unborn wedge]

[dusty garnet]

Rapid

[frail trellis]

hi fellow low elo player

[stone apex]

I love Gemini it's so good

[upbeat brook]

Wrong Levy whew

[honest brook]

Rapid below like 2300
Blitz above

Both are good though

[dusty garnet]

Hi

[cobalt helm]

Are u smart?

[fickle idol]

Bro stop to flex

[frail trellis]

hallucination ai

[honest brook]

No

[unborn wedge]

bro stop to flex

[dusty garnet]

Ouch man

[cobalt helm]

Whats ur elo

[dusty garnet]

2

[upbeat brook]

I'm going to visit hallucination.ai now for no apparent reason

[honest brook]

2200

[cobalt helm]

Nah

[frail trellis]

i answered the wrong one

[dusty garnet]

Btw beating a 1600 bot doesnt mean youre 1600

[cobalt helm]

Wdym ur not smart

[frail trellis]

gemini is bad it hallucinates sm

[cobalt helm]

Damn

[upbeat brook]

The domain doesn't exist by the way. I'm going to buy it

[dusty garnet]

Dw

[stone apex]

Works for me

@honest brook what's your favorite chess player

[cobalt helm]

Im worried

[dusty garnet]

I can beat a 1600 elo bot

[frail trellis]

holy hopechess

[cobalt helm]

How did u become 2200 @honest brook

Asking for a friend

[upbeat brook]

Stop playing chess??

[dusty garnet]

Yea @honest brook

[dusty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[honest brook]

I randomly like Alireza his name is just cool

As players I don't know enough about them yet

[dusty garnet]

A person who thinks all the time

[unborn wedge]

how rapport and ding felt preparing the london system in a world championship game

[mint ravine]

i mean are u blind?

[cobalt helm]

I love levi

[mint ravine]

id get ur eyes tested

[frail trellis]

wym

[cobalt helm]

Toesman

[mint ravine]

how do u miss that

[honest brook]

idk I just absorbed all the information I could from the videos i watched and the games I lost

[rough quiver]

💀

[dusty garnet]

For me its karpov, bobby , levy and hikaru

[mint ravine]

seriously tho

[frail trellis]

i was black bto

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fish-cute-funny-gif-5269673

[fickle idol]

i wanna cry

[unborn wedge]

basic 😭

[rough quiver]

I mean if its hope chess isnt the point to sac the queen hoping they dont notice

[cobalt helm]

Are u the prefect human

[mint ravine]

why is the board flipped

[dusty garnet]

Fr

[frail trellis]

because im black

[mint ravine]

hopechess is keeping them below 500 elo 🥀

[unborn wedge]

dw me too

[honest brook]

Actually now that I remember i do think capablancas simple endgame style is really cool

[dusty garnet]

Me 2

[rough quiver]

real lol 🥀

[unborn wedge]

have you even watched one of his games

[dusty garnet]

Idk that endgame

[honest brook]

Yes

[unborn wedge]

i like you

[dusty garnet]

Hmm

[frail trellis]

brilliant at 400 elo

[mint ravine]

if i get a game where my bishop i sacrificed 20 moves ago saves me and allows me to get a mate in 1 like this ill start going to church

[dusty garnet]

Good

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> The Bastman (endgames)

This is the Chess.com profile of endgames. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: The Bastman (endgames)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2403 (peak)
Bullet: 2304 (peak)

[dusty garnet]

Find the right line up now

[rough quiver]

did that happen or is this someone elses game 😭

[mint ravine]

its from a gothamchess 500 elo match video

[frail trellis]

i forked him

[mint ravine]

that bishop is lowkey where the phrase santas always watching comes from

[dusty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[rough quiver]

ohhh that makes sense. I met gotham IRL tho I got a picture with him :D

[dusty garnet]

No way

[rough quiver]

way

[mint ravine]

[frail trellis]

i m magnus carlsen bro

[dusty garnet]

Lucky

[unborn wedge]

🥶

[rough quiver]

Nah I payed for an event he hosted in brooklyn

[dusty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-gif-4018798313354396529

[frail trellis]

i dont even see it

[unborn wedge]

[dusty garnet]

Oh ok

[unborn wedge]

you

[mint ravine]

if he takes it i move the bishop out of the way and get a forced mate

[frail trellis]

fork and rook

[unborn wedge]

very smart

[dusty garnet]

Fr

[dusty garnet]

Lets play

[frail trellis]

ok

[dusty garnet]

Rapid

User ?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lanadeirey67

This is the Chess.com profile of lanadeirey67. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 411 (413 peak)
Blitz: 236 (244 peak)
Bullet: 100

[unborn wedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-trash-garbage-Kcgo9obAr41FllUH0S

🥶

[rough quiver]

same square different piece same game

wait

yeah

nvm I thought those were the same picture they arent

[unborn wedge]

crazy

[mint ravine]

insane fork

[wind bay]

Shhh

Donot

[rancid osprey]

The master of mongolia, claimed 50 yuan per victory for all who lost in chess

[wind bay]

That’s not a lot

[rancid osprey]

Nobody lasted longer than 30 seconds, hikaru was befumbled after he lost 30 games out of 37

[rough quiver]

I also liked this combo

[rancid osprey]

The other 7 were draws

[rough quiver]

I didnt follow it up 100% correctly unfortunately

[undone ravine]

guys what are yall elo

[wind bay]

Tim donut is 2469

[undone ravine]

wtf

[rough quiver]

2329 blitz and only like 2050 bullet and rapid

[rancid osprey]

Tim e douobtbt is 2694

[rough quiver]

I dont play rated rapid much tbh

[undone ravine]

how are yall 2000+

[wind bay]

Bluddimir just lying

[rancid osprey]

You coached me what?

[willow harbor]

years of work from them

[wind bay]

He is very strong

[undone ravine]

is possible to get that in 3 weeks?

[wind bay]

Yes

Brain transplant

[willow harbor]

whats your elo now?

[undone ravine]

in my bio😘

[undone ravine]

woah

[rough quiver]

in 3 weeks no

[willow harbor]

probably more like a month-a year

[rough quiver]

you cant reach 2000 in 3 weeks

[undone ravine]

DAMN okay

[willow harbor]

you need to master openings, middlegame, and endgames

[undone ravine]

so 3 months minimum?

[willow harbor]

depends on how fast of a learner you are

[fickle idol]

Guys

[queen mesa]

which is harder to do: doing the worst move each turn, or the best move each turn?

[willow harbor]

realistically but dont let that sit you down 2000 is one hell of a achievement

[fickle idol]

worst move

[rough quiver]

tbh since ive trained myself so much to try to find the best move, finding the worst move would be harder for me

[undone ravine]

wow😭

[zealous marsh]

The humble mate in 2 every game:

[mint ravine]

[willow harbor]

worst move, your brain has to work like stockfish

[odd citrus]

[willow harbor]

it will be worth it just put it in the work, compete in tournaments, recognize patterns and build a good opening

tournaments since they have a lot of games in them you can get your elo up faster

[undone ravine]

so i just stay consistent?

[willow harbor]

yeah

[undone ravine]

tournaments?

[willow harbor]

500 elo takes a lot of time to do

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rage-quit-11

[willow harbor]

yeah because if you beat higher elo say like a hundred elo higher than yourself you gain like 10-20 elo and if you lose you lose like 3 elo

[undone ravine]

even if ur a fast learner?

[willow harbor]

yes, magnus carlsen didn't get to 500 elo in 3 weeks when he started

[undone ravine]

ohhh

[willow harbor]

it takes time

[undone ravine]

damn alright

[magic quiver]

I just did, mate

[burnt loom]

he probably did

[willow harbor]

i know your way better than me im only 650 but someone who has family members who are 1600-2000 it took them so much time

[willow harbor]

he was like 4 and his sister was better than him lol

magnus developed quickly

but not 500 in 3 weeks quick

[undone ravine]

i started 1 year ago can i get to that fast like magnus

[rare steeple]

i deadass got checkmated on the 50th move

[willow harbor]

1400 in one year is nuts

[glass tartan]

Second rule of Chess -Don't ask for anyone's ELO rating its rude.

[mint ravine]

@rough quiver

[rare steeple]

chess really does suck

[willow harbor]

you have some potential

[rough quiver]

nice crazy rook :0

[undone ravine]

really???

[proven wave]

No. It's fun

[rare steeple]

man why do i get checkmate on move 50

[mint ravine]

he didnt take it and we ended up drawing from 50 move rule 💔

[proven wave]

That's normal.

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[scarlet arrow]

tuturu

[proven wave]

I got a checkmate in just 3 moves

[rough quiver]

dang 😭

[willow harbor]

if you can gain 1400 elo in one year thats a lot of work

[proven wave]

(Last year)

[proven wave]

Bast!

[rare steeple]

bro why do i get checkmate on move 50

[undone ravine]

i play everyday though

[willow harbor]

still

[undone ravine]

really alot of work

[willow harbor]

many people never reached 1400

[proven wave]

Oh

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/levy-rozman-gothamchess-gotham-levy-beautiful-gif-3670376660777966636

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

This is the Chess.com profile of tree. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1570 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1643 (1692 peak)
Bullet: 1430 (1753 peak)

[mint ravine]

[willow harbor]

as a 650 these people i play do not know how the english works

they do not know how to counter it]

[undone ravine]

me too

[willow harbor]

i started when i was 6 and quit for like 5 years

[rough quiver]

I dont think I have any crazy rooks but I do have some rook sacs

[frail trellis]

brooo this is why i never play 10 min

[dusty garnet]

@frail trellis gg

[frail trellis]

gg

[willow harbor]

the day gothamchess reaches gm i go bald

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/papich-chess

[willow harbor]

jynxi type of chess

[burnt loom]

how much after that

[willow harbor]

i started again then quit now im back

really the last time was because school mentally wiped me

[burnt loom]

how much years i mean

[glass tartan]

queen sacrifice

[willow harbor]

i quit for a year then came back this year

i forgot when i quit honestly

[burnt loom]

so you quit for 5 years to quit another year

[willow harbor]

because of school the second time

[burnt loom]

oh

that doesnt add up though

[willow harbor]

its 10:30 i can't do math

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[burnt loom]

you started at 6 and you quit for 6 yeras and came back this year

[willow harbor]

yes

[burnt loom]

hmmm

[willow harbor]

should i play this opening in a tournament

hmm

[glass tartan]

Third rule of Chess - The best way to break a losing streak is to sacrifice your Queen.

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

what about the rook

[glass tartan]

no rooks

[willow harbor]

THE ROOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-thumbnail-gif-16650285053839229007

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[plush stratus]

glazing hard

[woven robin]

domain expansion : infinite rook sacs

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-shut-up-nerd

[willow harbor]

at my local chess club there is a 7 year old rated 1700 elo in official state rankings

had him sign me a autograph just in case

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/steph-curry-hyped-yelling-screaming-warriors-gif-6577036255158079269

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tvresidence-anya-4Mr

[rare steeple]

bro i just saw sm1 lose 228 elo

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-gmhikaru-gif-26279264

[rare steeple]

how is that possible

[willow harbor]

new account

[rare steeple]

so if he won he wouldve won like 150 or smth

[mint ravine]

am not as good as u me can only think a few moves in advance

[willow harbor]

I can think like 7 moves in advance based off the position

[plush stratus]

yoohoohooohoooo

[willow harbor]

I have really weird memory for specific things

I’m not like Magnus where I’ll remember every game I played but I remember stuff that happened years ago in specific detail

[quasi nova]

If you haven't played a certain time control in a long time or it's one of your first games then you'll gain and lose a lot of elo

[rough quiver]

just takes practice

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-in-a-box-3

[quasi nova]

Every game you'll gain or lose less and less until you are at +/- 8

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/herta-honkai-star-rail-hertalick-lick-kuru-kuru-gif-9742752439038824144

[rough quiver]

thertaaa

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[queen mesa]

blehhhhhhh

[willow harbor]

average Magnus crashout

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-screen-lick-licking-screen-blue-archive-licking-gif-8483653088007828820

[queen mesa]

i love binge watching gothamchess videos

[zealous marsh]

Investing in the future is crazy

[rough quiver]

teto moment

[zealous marsh]

Buying bitcoin in 2013 ahhh move

[willow harbor]

that’s the plan

[potent python]

Yo guys i need some help here. This exact thing happened to me when the white E4 pawn pushed to E5. I took it with my black pawn on D3 but then the white pawn on D4 took back and my knight on G6

I had no choice but to put my knight on H5

[zealous marsh]

what's so out of the ordinary...?

[covert dagger]

EW GET OFF 3D PIECES HEATHEN

[potent python]

I dont know what to do to prepare for him threatening my knight by his other pawn

[potent python]

I know i tested it and i dont like it much

[zealous marsh]

You have the g7 square to move back to

[potent python]

Do you mean G8?

[zealous marsh]

bruv

[potent python]

Yeah but heres the thing if i do that i cant castle

[stone apex]

@honest brook

[zealous marsh]

Yeah well the queens are already traded off so you don't even need to

[burnt loom]

i feel like after takes takes takes takes Ng4 white has a hard time defending the pawn

overextended pawn also you have Bg7

[potent python]

Oh yeah KG4 i couldve done that

[dusty garnet]

Daym

[zealous marsh]

f4 just about keeps the loose pawn

[glass tartan]

if your going to give up the centre early expect to retreat a few moves

[burnt loom]

sounds weakening

[mint ravine]

:D

[rough quiver]

wow thats nice

[potent python]

I took the pawn on E5 then the pawn on F4 took it back exposing our wives to each other and i had to remove my knight to H5

[glacial yarrow]

Hello

[zealous marsh]

would be but the queens are already traded off by that point

[wide marsh]

Guys, how do i translate my chess.com skills into OTB. My OTB vision is bad, i got a tournament next week

[mint ravine]

tanks :)

[potent python]

We didnt trade

[vast junco]

Hello! I wrote a blog on chess.com on endgame study can I share here

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-levi-chess-he-sac-da-queen-meme-gif-16097802610736934640

[zealous marsh]

Qxd1+ at the bottom...?

[glass tartan]

and dont forget to sacrifce your queen

at least 1 time per month

[potent python]

Nope the white didnt trade becus i almost forgot i was castled already at the time

[mint ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[burnt loom]

if the king takes ng4 threatens nxf2 fork

[zealous marsh]

Then Nxd1

[willow harbor]

pawn checkmates

the best of the kind

[zealous marsh]

Don't take with the king

[potent python]

I checkmated once by performing an En Passant

[potent python]

Yeah because i forgot i ws already castled

[willow harbor]

lmao I promoted once with en passant

[zealous marsh]

The only way this is possible is if there's a rook on the 3rd rank

[potent python]

I was playing black btw

[potent python]

Thats impossible.

[willow harbor]

It led to the promotion

[plush stratus]

popopo

[potent python]

Ohhh

[rough quiver]

do I sleep

[potent python]

No

[rough quiver]

im so tired

[zealous marsh]

night ✌️

[kindred crypt]

What should I play against the pirc

[potent python]

No no sleep

[potent python]

London

[vast junco]

White to move who is winning here

[potent python]

Idk

[burnt loom]

undevelops the knight

[willow harbor]

pirc is genuinely horrible anything like the Italian game, London, or literally the cow opening made by Anna cramling will work

[potent python]

Its gon be a draw

[vast junco]

150 attack is great or four pawns attack

[willow harbor]

it is a spinoff of the kings Indian

[kindred crypt]

😭 😭

[reef canyon]

easiest draw known to mankind

[zealous marsh]

preserves castling rights so it's preferable

[kindred crypt]

4 pawns attack doesn’t exist in the pirc lmao

[vast junco]

Yesss!!!

[willow harbor]

I played pirc for so long you have to play so well in the middle game to secure it

[glass tartan]

to be a newbie chess player,.. so much fun positions

[proven wave]

Black

[burnt loom]

but i think black is better in the resulting position as he has more central space

[potent python]

Obviously pretty much the king can reach the white pawn and the black king just terminates all the remaining black pawjs

[burnt loom]

and white has overextended pawn

[vast junco]

Yes even after knowing it's hard to believe, very good puzzle

[willow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[kindred crypt]

[willow harbor]

it is a spinoff for the kings Indian which I always played

[potent python]

I like King's Indian

[vast junco]

@kindred crypt sorry I mean 3 pawns attack aka austrian attack...

[willow harbor]

Me too but I genuinely hate playing the pirc

[reef canyon]

its draw actually

[burnt loom]

black is winning?

[willow harbor]

My dad’s only opening is the kings Indian and he’s 1600

[potent python]

Yeahh when the PE4 goes to E5

[burnt loom]

how is black ever not winning tho

[willow harbor]

yep

[vast junco]

No it's a draw
I'm using this platform for the first time it looks messy

[zealous marsh]

I mean true that's debatable but Ng4 f4 Nf3 g4 Nc3 and it's still like only -0.5 at best pretty sure

[potent python]

Thats what exactly happened to me earlier but luckily i secured the win

[vast junco]

I wrote a detailed blog on this puzzle can I share?

[trail vortex]

whoever made the london system.is goated cuz I keep winning 😭

[willow harbor]

I honesty just play the caro kann now

[willow harbor]

elo?

[potent python]

I play that and King's Indian

[trail vortex]

I mostly play Queens gambit, london, caro kann, and QGD

[zealous marsh]

Kg6 Kb6 Kxg7 f5 Kf6 f4 ke5 f3 Kd6 and it's a draw

[reef canyon]

Kg6 Kb6 Kxg7 f5 Kf6 f4 Ke5 f3 Kd6 f2 c7

[potent python]

I also play ICBM on white sometimes

[zealous marsh]

We love Reti walk puzzles

[reef canyon]

wtf

[willow harbor]

I play Caro Kann, Kings Indian (Pirc if E4 🙄) and English

[merry bough]

what is this

[trail vortex]

1930 rn turned 1900 yesterday, because I changed my username it doesnt show it at discord

[merry bough]

https://lichess.org/NNXz2V3e

[frosty peak]

Maguire, Gary (2473) vs. Hart, Terry (2343)

Move List

1. h4 b5 2. g4 h5 3. e4 Bb7 4. d3 hxg4 5. Qxg4 Nf6 6. Qg5 Rh5 7. Qd2 e6 8. Be2 Rh8 9. Nf3 d6 10. b3 c5 11. a4 b4 12. Bb2 e5 13. Nxe5 dxe5 14. Bxe5 Nc6 15. Bb2 Nd4 16. Qc1 Qc7 17. Bxd4 cxd4 18. Nd2 Bd6 19. Qb2 Bf4 20. Nf3 Rd8 21. Rg1 g6 22. a5 a6 23. e5 Bxf3 24. Bxf3 Qxe5+ 25. Kd1 Nd5 26. Re1 Nc3+ 27. Qxc3 dxc3 28. Rxe5+ Bxe5 29. h5 gxh5 30. Ke2 Kf8 31. Rh1 h4 32. Kf1 h3 33. Bg4 h2 34. Bf3 Rg8 35. Be4 Rg5 36. Ke2 Rg1 37. Bb7 Bf4 38. Rxh2 Re8+ 39. Kf3 Bxh2 40. d4 Re6 41. Be4 Re1 42. Bf5 Rf6 43. Kg4 Bd6 44. f3 Rg1+ 

[potent python]

Thats nice

[willow harbor]

sweet

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-cat-stopped-gato-parado-drinking-cat-gif-17289098114398711108

[burnt loom]

oh i see why

[willow harbor]

Also Italian game. What do you play with white

[zealous marsh]

Yeah it's one of those Reti walk puzzles

[stone apex]

@honest brook

[zealous marsh]

where the king goes after the passed pawns while also threatening to escort his own

[vast junco]

Yes right

[potent python]

ICBM, Tenison, and Ruy Lopez

[willow harbor]

Nice

Alright I’m heading off to bed. See you all tomorrow

[potent python]

Good night

[vast junco]

https://www.chess.com/blog/Ellipticals/think-pawn-endgames-are-simple-think-again

[burnt loom]

but you could play for cenrtalo space ig with Nfd7

so even if f4 your knight is still centralised

[zealous marsh]

Gn to you, hope Moore 2013 doesn't happen all over again (which would be pretty on par with 2026 but still) ✌️

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[zealous marsh]

weiii

[willow harbor]

I live there lol was not expecting that

[zealous marsh]

Yeah I know cuz I'm in the Ryan Hall server too lol

[willow harbor]

Wow lol

[vast junco]

Could you guys take a minute and read this and give me a feedback if I made mistakes or anything there...

[mint ravine]

@rough quiver why did he resign after 15 moves

[vast junco]

What was this opening? Slav or nimzo... But f3 is also there what was this actually

[fickle idol]

5+5

[mint ravine]

i checked

it was queens gambit

[idle oracle]

terrible nimzo

like wtf is Qa5 and then b6??

[summer basin]

224 elo

[idle oracle]

I can adopt you

[summer jolt]

Guys who is <500 and wants free help

[fickle idol]

She really has 2300 elo

[summer basin]

Wtf

[fickle idol]

2200-2399

[tawny ledge]

Howdy, fellas

[fickle idol]

In chess

[vast junco]

It was misplayed ig...

[cobalt oxide]

Yo

[summer basin]

|| i k||

[mint ravine]

?

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover If it's not too late we can play now

[vast junco]

The opening was misplayed maybe because the pices placements are weird

[summer basin]

teach me chess

[vast junco]

What's your rating?

[idle oracle]

I don’t teach chess

[summer basin]

730

[fickle idol]

My rating is 840

[vast junco]

Are there any theme or anything here ? So many colours

[vast junco]

You can DM me I'll try to help you

[summer basin]

Tuff

[cobalt oxide]

Where im from, we welcome diversity

[vast junco]

@cobalt oxide eww

[mint ravine]

how do u expect me to play queens gambit?

[cobalt oxide]

Did I step into the wrong neck of the woods? My bad bro

[vast junco]

🤢

[vast junco]

Now what does it mean bro
I just installed this terrible looking application

[mint ravine]

i took his pawn and we traded then i kicked his bishop out and developed

[summer basin]

How does the knight move

[mint ravine]

meanwhile his bishop is stuck in

[rough aspen]

Chess masters why did i face someone with a star in their name

What does that mean

[nimble arch]

they paid for membership

[rough aspen]

Cool

I traded a rook to checkmate he didn't even notice

[rough aspen]

You sacrificed the roookkk

[rare carbon]

Desperato

[midnight sand]

[vast junco]

Idk if you'll get it

[rough aspen]

Gay pawn?

[rare carbon]

New piece in chess?

[scarlet arrow]

blitz be like

[rough aspen]

Zamn my accuracy is only 50

[rare carbon]

Batsman CM when?

[scarlet arrow]

uuh

[scarlet arrow]

gotta play OTB first

💀

[mint ravine]

my opponent when im 1 elo away from 1700 :

[rare carbon]

You can do it.. i believe in you..

❤️ 🫂

[vast junco]

It ended in a draw?

[scarlet arrow]

ye

[rough aspen]

Seeing chess memes in insta is peak

[rare carbon]

@scarlet arrow what about your goals?

Update- dor wants to be super gm this year

[rare carbon]

97% accuracy for a draw 💀 💀 💀 💀

[vast junco]

Very realistic and practical goal tbh

[rough aspen]

Running for president is easier then this

[rare carbon]

Well well

[scarlet arrow]

I don't have goals

[mint ravine]

“solve chess by 2031”

[scarlet arrow]

but considering I recently got to 2400

[rare carbon]

I believe in dor expect 5000 elo and solved chess part haha

[exotic bluff]

Take with the queen

[scarlet arrow]

2500 would be nice by the end of the year

[rough aspen]

100% completion

[midnight sand]

[mint ravine]

then ill use my bishop to skewer and win the queen

[rare carbon]

Thats too low.. make it 2600

[mint ravine]

thats why its a brilliant

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[vast junco]

.. only see my goals, I don't believe in failure
'Cause know the smallest voices, they can make it major..

[rare carbon]

Prove those noobs wrong

[scarlet arrow]

2600 is titled level

I ain't that strong that

[rare carbon]

You can be that easily

[scarlet arrow]

fr fr fr

[midnight sand]

That pawn tried to promote to a queen, but it didn't go quite as planned.

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[rare carbon]

Just lock in!!

F this cool down!!!!

[exotic bluff]

I thought it was about the rook

[rare carbon]

I cant type efficiently !!!