💬〡chess-talk

[covert dagger]

not like actually speedrun chess but itll be fun to see how fast i can get there

[nimble arch]

So just play the best moves and youll get the best results

[covert dagger]

and thanks

[solemn olive]

also im so close to beating my dad in chess

[magic shard]

nice way to say you like dryer positions

[magic shard]

yeah that's cool

[covert dagger]

are you titled?

[nimble arch]

If you dont trade the opponent threatens a trade and if you dont your position is usually worse off than you started

[magic shard]

nah I suck otb

[covert dagger]

whaat 26-2800 and no title

[lusty remnant]

2000 is the most trash rating ever

[covert dagger]

you got this

[nimble arch]

theres... a lot of them

[lusty remnant]

Normal

[nimble arch]

like a lot lot of them

[covert dagger]

yeah but like lock in

[nimble arch]

like most arent titled

[clever grotto]

What are you rated in rapid?

[nimble arch]

but like otb just isnt the same

[clever grotto]

Nvm wrong guy

[magic shard]

tbh I think it depends on the positional situation + time situation + rating difference

[clever grotto]

What are you rated in rapid?

[nimble arch]

in this case I felt like its stronger

[covert dagger]

that doesnt mean theyre not at the level to be titled, it just means that they dont play otb or arent as good as otb as online

[nimble arch]

its -2 like thats survivable

[indigo knoll]

I have not played otb in years, i feel I will underperform the next time i do

[magic shard]

I don't really want to spend a few months to years grinding otb tournaments non stop for a title

[nimble arch]

opponent makes enough made decisions or is too trade happy thats gonna be not as easy

[covert dagger]

yeah fair

[magic shard]

I like to play otb but not in oversaturated amounts

[nimble arch]

I havent played otb in months

[covert dagger]

im kinda like not even 1000 USCF 😭

[nimble arch]

the cost has been skyrocketing recently

[fluid compass]

would you recommend someone to start practicing otb instead of playing online?

[magic shard]

also I don't think I'm that level in otb yet to get a title
my area has really strong underrated people

[clever grotto]

Should do both probably

[nimble arch]

usually you shouldnt unless you can consistantly find an otb club every week

[magic shard]

2375 chess.com and 2502 lichess
but I haven't done chess.com rapid in a while I'll try 2500 for that one day

[nimble arch]

and even then its not enough to improve cuz its 52 games a year

[clever grotto]

Wow still insane

[magic shard]

that's ok

[nimble arch]

awsome start playing under sections

[fluid compass]

do the skills transfer over, or is the actual board noticably different

[queen mesa]

how get gud chess

[nimble arch]

they transfer but weaker

[fluid compass]

I don't play over the board much at all

[magic shard]

idk it kind of depends I think it's a good idea to try both and do whichever one you enjoy more

[covert dagger]

not even joking mine does too because of the influx of people switching from always playing online to their first otb stuff, i keep getting paired with this guy in my area who is 1900 chess.com and 260 USCF

i went to a tournament and all the 900s there were 1700 online

[magic shard]

260 uscf is crazy

[covert dagger]

YEAH

[nimble arch]

have you met the 2200 fide unrated uscf person who decided to move to the united states for college?

[covert dagger]

its just like the chess.com low elo hell but its coming over to otb

[nimble arch]

any of those people?

[fluid compass]

I thought uscf ratings were much more relative to your chess.com ratings than that

[nimble arch]

they exist. they got nm their first tourney, didnt know that was possible

[covert dagger]

THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE

[nimble arch]

guess they qualify

[covert dagger]

nm first tourney...

[nimble arch]

everyone underrated = noone underrated

[fluid compass]

one of my friends is 1300 uscf and 1300 online

[nimble arch]

well they need to get out of provisional but ratings update every month...

[covert dagger]

yeah but the other levels havent actually changed, its just cramming people in low elos thats doing it

[mighty lion]

@bold ridge whyd you just got crushed

[nimble arch]

most of the 1600 uscf folks are 2k

[honest brook]

do you know english

[mighty lion]

no

[forest oyster]

otb tourneys must be extremely stressful

[wintry vapor]

I have a scholastic tournament coming up, as a 700, will I perform with Italian for white and Dutch/Caro-kann for black?

[hexed magnet]

no play the grob and the borg

[honest brook]

why are you asking us?

[wintry vapor]

Isnt that rlly tactic heavy

[clever grotto]

Surprise them with the creepy crawly

[hexed magnet]

yeah but its really good once you learn all the theory

[wintry vapor]

Because y'all are better so I wanna know if I should change it before

[honest brook]

If that's what you prepared then play it

[hexed magnet]

yeah bro go for the grob, the pros play it and so should you

[forest oyster]

hoping to win my school chess tournament once it comes around december or next year

and not have a repeat of last time

[honest brook]

Opening is less important anyway work on your tactics and vision etc

[hexed magnet]

i wish my school had that

[dim meadow]

anyone tryna gift me premium?

[honest brook]

No get a job

[dim meadow]

nah

[hexed magnet]

uhhh what you gonna do for it?

[dim meadow]

what u want?

[hexed magnet]

a girlfriend, duh

[nimble arch]

$13 a month

[hexed magnet]

what else?

[dim meadow]

i'll lend u mine??

[austere dirge]

We have that but you need the past the first round you need to be 1st or 2nd place to pass the second round

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-slow-down-so-slow-down-boy-slow-down-solluminati-young-thung-solluminati-boy-slow-down-gif-16785807712341420508

[hexed magnet]

umm im good bro, im not gonna rent your girlfriend lmao

[dim meadow]

dang

[hexed magnet]

it wouldn't even be much of a tournament in my school since id kinda just beat everyone

[hexed magnet]

you should get me a non-used one

[subtle thicket]

I dominate.

[hexed magnet]

i want a new one

[dim meadow]

ok

[nimble arch]

must be a small school then

[honest brook]

dude looking for unicorns

[subtle thicket]

Who here wants to lose to the champ.

[hexed magnet]

nah looking for unicorns would be waaaayyyyy easier

[hexed magnet]

ooh ME!

[honest brook]

nice name

[mighty lion]

lets run a game?

[nimble arch]

another person that decides that this is more effective than saying 'anyone down for a game?' smh

[queen mesa]

1 blunder -1000 elo

[hexed magnet]

uhh after i play this guy

[nimble arch]

why do you guys think that usually you can just ask]

[plush lodge]

Dose anybody want to 1v1 me my username is joi-axc

[queen mesa]

are you good

[nimble arch]

200

[mighty lion]

sent, prepare to be crushed

[hexed magnet]

are we gonna play or what?

[mighty lion]

hes ignoring you a

[clever grotto]

Can anyone here defeat me?

[queen mesa]

ill fight anyone thats like 300 elo and less

[mighty lion]

me id crush you

[clever grotto]

Alr whats ur user

https://tenor.com/view/cat-banner-discord-gif-17116769268572003667

[mighty lion]

give me urs ill send challange immedietly

[clever grotto]

Alr johnthunder9000

[austere dirge]

What's you're elo?

[subtle thicket]

Sorry I was in a game

[forest oyster]

chess is a game

[subtle thicket]

Life is like chess

And I know a queen when I see one

[austere dirge]

Chess is a habit

[queen mesa]

around 110.. i dont remember, i dont play chess.com enough to gain elo

[forest oyster]

you play OTB mostly?

[hexed magnet]

send a link and ill play

[forest oyster]

Damn I don't even know many people who play chess let alone chess otb

[queen mesa]

yeah i play irl most of the time

[hexed magnet]

bro we gonna play or not?

[quasi nova]

Holy swindle of the century

[queen mesa]

my dad even got me magnetic pieces and the timer thingy, really awesome

[covert dagger]

@nimble arch you wanna play tomorrow at some point

[subtle thicket]

Sorry I was whup’n your father

[austere dirge]

PRESIDENT JOHN F KENNDY

[hexed magnet]

alr bro ill send a link

[hexed magnet]

https://link.chess.com/play/MD0WuC

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-really-interesting

[plush lodge]

Do it again. Do it again

Please

[subtle thicket]

Bro chickened out

[plush lodge]

I got distracted

[dusk hinge]

Cheater ruining my 100% win rate 😭
https://gyazo.com/3ba074eb8a01e66a4623712986d7c303

[hexed magnet]

ur funny bro lmao

[plush lodge]

Shut...

[subtle thicket]

Running from real chess

[earnest olive]

bro lost 2 pawns and was like i wanna go home

[hexed magnet]

"bullet" is the opposite of real chess my guy

[subtle thicket]

Anyone who wants to play bullet , step to the table.

[hexed magnet]

sorry bro, we play intelligent chess here

[subtle thicket]

So intelligent you running

Guess you are a little smart

[queen mesa]

bleh

[hexed magnet]

hahahaha theres no way bro is making fun of someone 750 elo above him

[subtle thicket]

What’s your bullet rating

[covert dagger]

Nooooo

[earnest olive]

me your elo soon 🙂

[hexed magnet]

1k cause i focus on actually getting better at chess

[hexed magnet]

what are you rn?

[earnest olive]

found another insanely useful book

[subtle thicket]

Exactly 🐱

[hexed magnet]

ok bro now go back to playing mindless chess

[earnest olive]

1200 peak but that was 3 weeks ago i've been reading and playing otb and chesstempo puzzles

[subtle thicket]

Bro running from someone 500 elo above him

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-dog-bowl-gif-12676188

[hexed magnet]

uhh thats still a solid 850 away from me lol

[austere dirge]

I know you're reading the book

[hexed magnet]

alr bro, ill play 2+1 against you, ill probably lose tho since im bad at quick chess

[pale scarab]

Ello everyon

[earnest olive]

this new book teaches the structure of openings in such a way that I can find book/best moves without memorising lines and I have learnt another like 40 pages of my middle games book

[silver vortex]

You won’t lose to a 1200

[earnest olive]

I beat a 1950 ecf otb

[hexed magnet]

damn nice

[austere dirge]

I hate it when i mispell or miss something when im typing

[hexed magnet]

@subtle thicket cmon coward, accept

[silver vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/aot-meme-aot-bp-larp-larping-gif-3516451944322480910

[earnest olive]

i gotta go bed soon bc it's 1:20 am but i wanna finish this chapter

[hexed magnet]

yeah reading is helpful

[clever grotto]

I almost had you

[mighty lion]

@clever grotto as promised, you got crushed

[pale scarab]

They actually good?

[earnest olive]

openings should ALWAYS be taught as structures, idk why they are taught as memorising lines

[clever grotto]

I think i was winning for ages until that bishop move idk what i was thinking

[earnest olive]

ts so much more understandable

[mighty lion]

haha you didnt, you blatantly blundered everything away

[plush lodge]

I'll destroy you right now

Like

[mighty lion]

doesnt matter anyways when you lose " almsot had you" lmao

[hexed magnet]

when you gotta memorize some stuff, openings are both memorizing the moves and the plans and ideas and understanding them

[plush lodge]

Im Magnus Carlson

[clever grotto]

At the end i do that as a sign of a head loss from me

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-chess-fight-funny-gif-11726778

[austere dirge]

What if the opponent did'nt do the move or the opening

[silver vortex]

I was digging around my old things and found THIS book amongst it all

[earnest olive]

understanding the pawn structure and the key squares you are actually trying to control during development really helps so much as knowing where the pawn break is is crucial for equalising as black or keeping your space as white

[hexed magnet]

uhh well i guess i should rephrase, at my level you have to memorize stuff cause oponents do play theory

[hexed magnet]

ja

[clever grotto]

Bro i was NOT cooking with Bxg7 😭😭😭😭😭

[mighty lion]

why are you sending me this?

[earnest olive]

youtube: bishop here because i said so and you are activating it
book: piece here to control this critical square to stop a pawn break by your opponent

[vagrant ember]

Oh chess 101

[clever grotto]

Idk cuz we just played to show i had a good position but anyways gg that was really fun

[queen mesa]

blud lost ONE knight and resigned

[mighty lion]

get crushed

as promised

[silver vortex]

This server is larp central

https://tenor.com/view/mariolord-mariolord14-mario-lord-mario-lord-gif-12993108603153607612

[clever grotto]

Thoughts on the opening?

[covert canopy]

Blud owns <@&1014888602464948235> and is yappin about people larping

[silver vortex]

There was a guy one time talking about being 2000 rated and his profile baited him out cos he linked his account and had the 500-999 role

[mighty lion]

hell chesscom gave me 75 accuracy this was the worst game for today, I won tho it dont matter

[austere dirge]

Best feeling is when the knight fork the pieces in a losing position

[obsidian wren]

I literally have to play g3 or g6 in hyperbullet games.

[earnest olive]

js cause knowing wtf this structure is for example and how to arrange your pieces accordingly makes your opening 10x better especially when your opponent is out of book on move 3

[dusk hinge]

thats insane, nobody should lie about that. I spent 10 years working my wya to 2k elo.

[clever grotto]

Aura

[mighty lion]

when I analyze on different app it gives higher percentage tho

[silver vortex]

The boy who larped wolf

[clever grotto]

Other apps feed ego its the same with me 😭

[silver vortex]

Free trial exists

[obsidian wren]

Really?

[clever grotto]

Chesscom always has lowest accuracy

[mighty lion]

I dont know which to trust

[clever grotto]

I usually go with the lower one cuz how likely is it im doing unreal compared to average

[mighty lion]

I guess my excuse would be that the opening was out of prep

[clever grotto]

Thats the point of the creepy crawly it catches you off guard

And who knows lines of creepy crawly beside me yk

[somber kindle]

Who cares

[earnest olive]

there's another 10 pages on the ck formation before i get to the next chapter so ima just go to sleep but ts been useful

[silver vortex]

WHO are you

Don’t talk to me like i know who u are

Thanks 🙏🏼

[covert canopy]

He's adjusting to interacting with the public

[subtle thicket]

U still running

[hexed magnet]

sure

[obsidian wren]

I'm really good at bullet

[silver vortex]

Chess player vs social interaction claims another victim

[somber kindle]

Less time in the server talking and more time in chess

[subtle thicket]

What’s your rating ?

[obsidian wren]

About 2200 on Lichess

[hexed magnet]

i sent a challenge

[subtle thicket]

You’ll smoke me but I’m down

[subtle thicket]

All u do is run bro lol

[silver vortex]

Actually I base my self worth on more than my chess rating so I’m fine just chatting here for the time being 🙏

[hexed magnet]

accept it

[obsidian wren]

Do you play on Lichess?

[hexed magnet]

no

[somber kindle]

I can help you improve

[obsidian wren]

You should certainly try it out. Unlike Chess.com, Lichess is completely free.

[hexed magnet]

are we gonna play or no?

[hexed magnet]

i can play chesscom for free

[pale scarab]

Is it better for improving

[obsidian wren]

Maybe you guys can play well in bullet.

[silver vortex]

I’d rather sit on an industrial sandpaper belt and press the on button

[obsidian wren]

I guess I could say yes

[snow zinc]

hi

[hexed magnet]

hes just being annoying, he doesnt accept my challenges and then says im scared to play him lol, yeah im sure im scared to play someone 750 elo below me lmao

[somber kindle]

Look I understand… we all have to start somewhere buddy

[obsidian wren]

Allô

[bold ridge]

67

[snow zinc]

hru

[silver vortex]

I do not take chess that seriously

[queen mesa]

chess is life though

[clever grotto]

Fr cant be caught being low chess elo on a date

[obsidian wren]

It hasn't even been two years since I've started to take chess seriously as a matter of fact.

[somber kindle]

You’ve been playing longer than I have💀

[obsidian wren]

Since when have you been playing chess?

[subtle thicket]

You wasting my time with all your running , go play @obsidian wren and get smashed

[silver vortex]

Okay, and I’ve also been playing Minecraft for the last 10+ years doesn’t mean I take it seriously

[somber kindle]

2023

[obsidian wren]

I won't do this just to get smashed for you

[hexed magnet]

hahaha bro its so funny how desperately you're trying to make me look bad and make yourself look good, go get a girlfriend bro

[somber kindle]

Are you like thirty?

[silver vortex]

I’m 22

[obsidian wren]

Guess my age, sir.

[subtle thicket]

You invite me everytime im playing lol and I do have a girlfriend ,

[silver vortex]

85

[obsidian wren]

nope, guess again

[silver vortex]

84

[hexed magnet]

buddy having an 80 year old man pretend to be your discord e kitten doesnt count as having a girlfriend

[somber kindle]

You should retire

[covert canopy]

23

[obsidian wren]

not that either, you'll have to spend more time guessing

[covert canopy]

Jk, Ik ur 17

[silver vortex]

To retire I have to begin

[mighty lion]

how do I get a new girlfriend!

[visual ocean]

Her camera is just broken bro

[loud river]

i love discord its a warm and caring community

[clever grotto]

What elo are you?

[hexed magnet]

yeah bro fr

[somber kindle]

Havent even started working yet i see

[silver vortex]

He’s like 1000

[hexed magnet]

uhhh well are you able to talk to women easily?

[visual ocean]

Give up chess

[somber kindle]

1200-1399

[somber kindle]

Take your opponents queen

[clever grotto]

He cant be telling people to retire when it took him almost 3 years to reach 1000

[mighty lion]

yea but I dont really go out much I dont see much females

[covert canopy]

That'd be assuming he's after the king, silly.

[mighty lion]

maybe I need to give up chess

[cobalt oxide]

[cyan jasper]

It takes a long time to get 1k to be honest it took me like 9 months

[hexed magnet]

uhh well just like go outside, find one or a group of em, and start talking to em

[silver vortex]

Yeah back when I used to play I got to 1400 chess.com in about 3 months then got bored and moved onto my next hobby / hyper fixation

[subtle thicket]

You weird bro what are you talking about lmao

[pale scarab]

From start or when u took it seriously

[mighty lion]

I have nowhere to go sir

[cyan jasper]

How ur gifted

[clever grotto]

I thought 1000 is like very beginner i got it in like 10 days and 1100 in a month

[hexed magnet]

ohh im sorry, are you just finding out now?

[subtle thicket]

Another giant slayed

[cyan jasper]

From start

[clever grotto]

Goat

[hexed magnet]

bro just like go in a park or something and find one walking

[pale scarab]

[silver vortex]

I played every day for like 10 hours straight

[somber kindle]

Im higher elo than you though i guess im winning

[young swan]

any 2200+?

[subtle thicket]

Is that where you take your husband

[cyan jasper]

Dang

[pale scarab]

Mqybe if u play casually yh

[cyan jasper]

Bruh elo don’t define a ninja

[somber kindle]

Gukesh is about to be that elo

[cyan jasper]

Ok

[pale scarab]

...what

[cyan jasper]

turnip

[clever grotto]

I havent played rated in ages id probably still beat you lets 1v1

[subtle thicket]

Facts

[hexed magnet]

random question but is your mom a heavy drinker?

[somber kindle]

Hes making comments about me before that comment

[pale scarab]

?????

[subtle thicket]

No she isn’t

[cyan jasper]

radish

[silver vortex]

It took me the same amount of time to get to your rating as it did for you to learn how the pieces move

[nimble arch]

ofc

[somber kindle]

I dont play low elo, it’s not challenging enough

[pale scarab]

Is it a me problem that I have no idea what u mean

[subtle thicket]

You’re not even good man.!

[young swan]

dude actually, any 2200+ 🥀

[clever grotto]

0/10 ragebait bro

[somber kindle]

You’re not my ranking

[cyan jasper]

Bro ur like 1300 or sum ur not even like 2k over im sorry

[young swan]

I need a najdorf study if somebody has sm

[hexed magnet]

really? cause she musta been doing something when she was pregnant with you

[digital python]

bleach your eyes with a 400 elo game

[subtle thicket]

Haha you’re a sad little man ain’t you.

[young swan]

hmm, I assume 2200 is low to you 🤔

[austere dirge]

I might

[silver vortex]

Used to be

[hexed magnet]

im happier than you since im good at chess

[cyan jasper]

Watch hanging pawns

[somber kindle]

That message wasnt for you

[cyan jasper]

Ok but still

[subtle thicket]

You’re not good I’m over 600 elo to you buddy.

[young swan]

YT?

[obtuse elk]

bong's game history

[subtle thicket]

Black

[cyan jasper]

Yessir

[somber kindle]

That guy was trying to ragebait me

[cyan jasper]

What?

[young swan]

I will take a look

[hexed magnet]

And I'm the Queen of England!!

[visual ocean]

Why you lying, the higher the elo the sadder life becomes

[cyan jasper]

horseshoe ceral

[subtle thicket]

He said yt pawns aka white I told him black.

[dawn kayak]

Scholars mate jumpscare!!!
Qxf7#

[willow harbor]

the king is on vacation

[hexed magnet]

nah bro chess is good

[subtle thicket]

He’s 1000 elo he’s not high at all.

[digital python]

now that I think about it, why is this not mistake or blunder?

[cyan jasper]

chess

[dawn kayak]

I’m genuinely awful at chess

[young swan]

interesting, but I'll need more explanation than that

[cyan jasper]

Elo?

[dawn kayak]

I can hardly beat martin, the only mate i can successfully pull off is ladder mate

[dawn kayak]

Like 300

[silver vortex]

We all start somewhere

[willow harbor]

What’s ur opening

[unique quest]

hey yall, anyone want to play chess against me on discord, chess.com unstable on this device? im 970 elo

[young swan]

but ye I started as 300 and barely able to improve

[cyan jasper]

Even the best polyglots can’t even speak English at the beginning, you must realize we all start somewhere

[young swan]

(now I'm 2300.) lock in

[silver vortex]

Even Magnus Carlson once didn’t even know how the pieces move

[willow harbor]

I’m 3000 elo and have beat magnus

[dawn kayak]

Usually e4 Nf3

[young swan]

sure. but who asked--

[snow zinc]

vk the one and only?!

[dawn kayak]

If that is the right notation i think it is

[young swan]

wsp larry

[clever grotto]

Holy aura did u ever get a fear of playing rated?

Im there rn ngl 😭

[young swan]

uh, OTB yes, currently... I'm 1722 and fearful of playing them bastard chinese kids

[snow zinc]

not much just enjoying the free 100 elo i got from your coaching server totally not advertising to the chat or anything!!!!!!

[cyan jasper]

The chinks are always so sweaty

[dawn kayak]

Im the kind of player that gotham would make fun of

[young swan]

careful abt the not-so-subtle adverts them mods hate it... but thanks

[snow zinc]

strongest kid under 16 at my club is 9 from china

[dawn kayak]

? What are we doing saying slurs?

[cobalt oxide]

O_O

[snow zinc]

bros like 1800 otb

[cyan jasper]

Everyone starts somewhere you must pick yourself up and keep fighting

[young swan]

ye the strongest kid at my club is pushing 2000 USCF(1995 rn, no less) and HE IS CHINESE and 9 YEARS OLD

[willow harbor]

If you want me to, I can teach you the Italian opening. It works off of what you do. Don’t use it like past 500 or if you start losing with it

[silver vortex]

Balright

[snow zinc]

💀

[willow harbor]

Future IM

[young swan]

ye

[dawn kayak]

I barely play online tho

[willow harbor]

Gonna struggle like Levy to get to GM

[dawn kayak]

It is very stressful

[willow harbor]

On the board?

[dawn kayak]

Like sometimes at school for fun

[young swan]

I'd advise push for the lower titles first or take it 100 elo at a time

[visual ocean]

Is he still trying? Haven't seen his videos in a while

[dawn kayak]

Earlier i forced the only other chess player at my school to resign cuz mate was coming

That was today

[willow harbor]

Still works at school. Italian works for 300’s since they haven’t seen it

[dawn kayak]

He was max 400 elo

[willow harbor]

Yeah but I don’t think he’s gonna make it sadly

[dawn kayak]

On chess.com my elo is like 250

[young swan]

anyways, coaching anyone?

[snow zinc]

dont think lichess puzzle rating means anything but yippee i guess

[cyan jasper]

What’s ur chess.com rating

[young swan]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[snow zinc]

1062

[young swan]

psst bio

[vagrant ember]

I am so good I miss checkmate in one

[cyan jasper]

U can def reach higher on lichess puzzles bro

[snow zinc]

hes talking about his geometry dash gameplay trust

[snow zinc]

noooo its hard

im doing the puzzles that are 300 higher elo than the ones im doing

[cyan jasper]

The elo is inflated a lot

[young swan]

[snow zinc]

im gonna try 2150 puzzle rating puzzles

[flint hemlock]

guys since when when you play alien gambit the website shows "Caro-Kann Defense: Alien Gambit"
i thought it didn't count as theory

[cyan jasper]

I’m 2000 in chess puzzles and 1100 rapid let that sink in

[young swan]

FREE PAINTLAB

[snow zinc]

i already have a sink in my house why the fck would i need another one???

[visual ocean]

Anything that gets played often enough becomes theory

[willow harbor]

Do you teach openings

[vagrant ember]

It's not hard enough
They should make it so it say extremely level GM 3000+

[subtle thicket]

Better than @hexed magnet

[cobalt oxide]

Oh its theory alright

[willow harbor]

Like your server?

[young swan]

depends on which ones but I'm sure if idk it my other coaches can help

[willow harbor]

Okay

[snow zinc]

they dont really teach you openings, you dont need a coach for that ngl

but the tips that they give you are genuinely so good

[willow harbor]

Okay

[snow zinc]

also VK i think i got like 10 members in the server just by making my pronouns on this server "dm me for coaching" 😭

[willow harbor]

I mentally cannot get down openings for some reason my brain blocks it out which sucks

[young swan]

W lol

[willow harbor]

that’s why I was asking

[young swan]

I'd give you recruiter roles if there weren't, um, too many roles

[vagrant ember]

I think I'm going to be playing just 960 to improve my position

[young swan]

but I'll have a talk w the directors and lyk

[snow zinc]

no need for one 💀 its fine

[subtle thicket]

No:

[vagrant ember]

Why no

[snow zinc]

"2150" rated puzzle

[flint hemlock]

ok but when did alien gambit get added to the openings list

[cyan jasper]

Bruh

[vagrant ember]

He sacrificed the queen the full Queen sacrifice

[strange bobcat]

I mean its hong kong

He said a tourney will happen so ig we start from there

[bold epoch]

hi im new to ches

[cyan jasper]

Just take the bishop and sack queen and go through the screen and beat up ur opponent irl and win the game by him flagging easy puzzle

[wide temple]

Am I supposed to do puzzles by theme on lichess or do puzzle streak

[magic pagoda]

[snow zinc]

you take the queen, rook takes back, push e pawn

[frank stump]

Who wants to 1v1 rq

[bold epoch]

me

[vagrant ember]

make sure there's no sniper

[frank stump]

send me your user

[cyan jasper]

Any of yall play shogi

[vagrant ember]

The Bishop from the 69 dimension

[bold epoch]

https://www.chess.com/member/chessroobqwe

my chess user

[magic pagoda]

Always hate the bishop snipers on BZ26 :/

[cobalt oxide]

Since Witty Aliens legacy

[wide temple]

Am I supposed to do puzzles by theme on lichess or do puzzle streak

[bold epoch]

https://www.chess.com/member/chessroobqwe

[dawn kayak]

LETS GO

[frank stump]

sent a challenge request

[dawn kayak]

I JUST LADDER MATED THE FK OUT OF THIS GUY

ONLINE!!

[cyan jasper]

Don’t forget the martion gambit

[opaque willow]

anyone 2700+? i want to practice

[bold epoch]

i send

[lyric sentinel]

Its official yall i better than magnus carlsen cuz i beat his bot 104 times

[cyan jasper]

Yo if you wanna improve private message some of the high levels here and ask them for help

[hazy cargo]

man i needa improve

[flint hemlock]

i learnt how to checkmate with knight and bishop

[cyan jasper]

Like the high high levels like 1800+

[dawn kayak]

I PLAYED ONLINE AND WON IM SO HAPPYYY

[opaque willow]

anyone?

[cyan jasper]

You got Jesus bro you’ll improve

[cobalt oxide]

That too

Dude is a pioneer

[hazy cargo]

thank you man

[willow harbor]

[hazy cargo]

i speedran from 1000-1300 in like 3 months then tilted right back to 1200 in 1 day..

[unique quest]

anyonen wan a play with me on discord, chess.com unstable on this device... i am 970 elo

[willow harbor]

What’s ur chess.com account

[covert dagger]

@idle scarab

[dawn kayak]

I just stole 72 elo from this kid

[bold epoch]

that was fast

[frank stump]

gg

[cyan jasper]

300 elo in 3 months is pretty good

[dawn kayak]

SalC92

[frank stump]

Anyone here whos 1500+?

[pale scarab]

Is it really that much better ?

[hazy cargo]

yea now its 200 cuz i tilted, I reached 1300 exactly and then now im at 1220

[cyan jasper]

horse radish

[cobalt oxide]

Im 1550

[frank stump]

Run ones

[cyan jasper]

1200 isn’t bad I’m like 1150 lol

[frank stump]

im 700

[hazy cargo]

wanna play unrated rq

[bold epoch]

im 500

[cobalt oxide]

That delivery

[cyan jasper]

Sure?

[pale scarab]

Huh

[cobalt oxide]

Damn bro

[cyan jasper]

I got time for one match

[dawn kayak]

I completely hung my rook and he just didnt see at all

[frank stump]

send me your user

[young swan]

i am back

[hazy cargo]

https://link.chess.com/play/sEe27l

[cobalt oxide]

Father_Oswald

[willow harbor]

Good chess considering ur elo

[cyan jasper]

Gimme a min

[dawn kayak]

The last game i played?

[frank stump]

sent request

[willow harbor]

Yes

[cyan jasper]

Alr I sent it

[dawn kayak]

Im surprised at myself

Tbh

Usually i play like shit and hang pieces

[subtle thicket]

Good run today

[willow harbor]

I think you just have bad tunnel vision @dawn kayak

[dawn kayak]

What does that mean in a chess context

[willow harbor]

If you hadn’t made those mistakes you were doing perfect.

[dawn kayak]

I had 4 greats

I only do that against martin bot and the coach

[willow harbor]

It means you don’t see ways they could of taken one of your pieces

Like you don’t see it

[frank stump]

ayo what happened?

[dawn kayak]

Oh yeah, when i play my dad, i just do not see the across the board bishop snipe from the top rung lmfao

[frank stump]

[willow harbor]

But I am kinda worried about you moving ur king so far down that gave me some anxiety

[frank stump]

anyone who beats me gets a kiss on his forhead

[dawn kayak]

I was trying to ragebait him

[willow harbor]

My vision is horrible against my dad lol. Almost beat him and he’s a 1600

[willow harbor]

Sometimes I do the bongcloud to people at school

[dawn kayak]

And also try to take his queen which i quickly realized is dumb because a king can only move one and a queen can move everywhere so that was some wasted moves

Everywhere within one i mean

[willow harbor]

If you want me to I can show you a opening that will kill a lot of your opponents considering they don’t know much and plus it stems from E4

So it’s like any other opening

[dawn kayak]

Dm?

[willow harbor]

Italian Game works up until 600 usually

[patent patrol]

Hi

[honest brook]

works way over 600 lmao

[light zodiac]

I beat my 150 elo dad once

[patent patrol]

Bru they bite ts all day i caught like 10 bass after it rained cuz they go for vibration

[turbid coral]

anyone ~600 want to play?

[light zodiac]

10 bass? Nice

I once caught 27 but was banned from the lake because the limit was 3

[hazy cargo]

gg

[cyan jasper]

ggs bruh

[light zodiac]

and fined

[patent patrol]

i wasnt keeping any

[hazy cargo]

i sold last sec

[cyan jasper]

such a bad game by me lol

[turbid coral]

im playing spanish rn, would you recommend learning italian?

[hazy cargo]

rematch?

[cyan jasper]

sure

[hazy cargo]

u play interesting openings

[clever grotto]

😭😭😭😭

How much was the fine?

[sand rapids]

I need coach

[honest brook]

like the language? you'd probably confuse yourself since they're very similar I'd get a strong level in Spanish first

[sand rapids]

Trying to hit 2500 goal in few years

[turbid coral]

the opening

[sand rapids]

Rapid, or any slower time control

[turbid coral]

ruy lopez i mean

[honest brook]

yeah the Italian probably easier to handle anyway

[sand rapids]

I play Italian opening, it is nice 🙂

[honest brook]

Ruy Lopez way more variations

[turbid coral]

and for black, caro kann or sicilian?

[sand rapids]

I like simple openings.

Classical would be fun playing Spanish though, but if waste too much time thinking it through

[honest brook]

caro kann is more positional, and Sicilian is more dynamic I guess depends on which you like more

Also on which Sicilian

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[hazy cargo]

dam ggs

[forest oyster]

i agree its really nice

thats why I hate it

[turbid coral]

i kinda like caro kann

[hazy cargo]

rematch? lowk blundered so hard 😭

[tender charm]

Hi , anyone wanna play

[honest brook]

play it then I also like it honestly

[forest oyster]

I still don't know a counter to the italian

[honest brook]

be wary of the alien gambit tho (even though at your level they probably don't know it well)

[long iris]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/167370471404

[frosty peak]

Knecket (819) vs. Buckshank01 (831)

Move List

1. [g3] g6 2. Bg2 Bg7 3. c3 Nf6 4. b3 O-O 5. Bb2 Nc6 6. e3 b6 7. Ne2 Bb7 8. b4 d5 9. Na3 e5 10. O-O a5 11. bxa5 Rxa5 12. d4 e4 13. Rb1 Ba6 14. Re1 Qd6 

[long iris]

Why did bro resign?

[sand rapids]

Prevent the bishop from pinning u, Italian can apply lot of pressure on that pin

[tender charm]

Anyone wanna play

[turbid coral]

ive seen it before, i wont take the knight lol

[light zodiac]

$650

[long iris]

Cna anyone tell me how tf I was winning?

[earnest olive]

Eughhh

[long iris]

Position looked hella complicated

4 Indians at once

Like a damn plains war

[honest brook]

you have to take the knight once it is on f7 lol or you lose a rook or queen

[earnest olive]

gross ahh checkmate

[honest brook]

just accept it, they probably will fail to attack you right below 1000

[light zodiac]

I would have caught more if I had more bait

[honest brook]

Even until like 1800 most AG players will not manage to find the advantage unless they studied well

[light zodiac]

Was catchign them with my nephew. He lost alot of my bait

[earnest olive]

Well I played Caro kann for the first time for funsies as black accidentally fumbled a Greek gift and he missed it

Like he had an easy brilliant

[cyan jasper]

ggs

[hazy cargo]

gg

dayum im kinda washed

[earnest olive]

That checkmate technique tho

[cyan jasper]

prolly shouldnt have taken that draw lol

ive been p;aying puzzles everyday for so long tho

[long iris]

Can someone tell me why I am winning this position, so much so that white resigned

https://www.chess.com/live/game/167370471404

[frosty peak]

Knecket (819) vs. Buckshank01 (831)

Move List

1. [g3] g6 2. Bg2 Bg7 3. c3 Nf6 4. b3 O-O 5. Bb2 Nc6 6. e3 b6 7. Ne2 Bb7 8. b4 d5 9. Na3 e5 10. O-O a5 11. bxa5 Rxa5 12. d4 e4 13. Rb1 Ba6 14. Re1 Qd6 

[long iris]

Oh ffs this interaction thing sucks

Keeps failing

[hazy cargo]

gg

[cyan jasper]

lol ggs

[clever grotto]

Thats pretty generous i feel like

[hazy cargo]

i owed u that draw anyways lol

[cyan jasper]

ur a nice guy for that draw still

[clever grotto]

Anyway i just got crushed by a FM 😭

[cyan jasper]

I gtg now

[hazy cargo]

aight bye

[cyan jasper]

but God bless you bro I hope you improve

[hazy cargo]

God bless you too

[light zodiac]

Nobody hopes that I improve. Probably why I have been STUCK AT 500 ELO FOR 20 YEARS

seriously, 20 years. Too long to be at 500 elo

Too long

[earnest olive]

Me when engine says I blundered a double brilliant mate in 11 after taking a rook with a bishop 😐

[upbeat brook]

[ornate jewel]

lol

[hazy cargo]

i lowk need like a coach

i needa lock in over the next 3 yrs of my life

[earnest olive]

I won anyway tho

[hazy cargo]

currently im nowhere near a title

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[upbeat brook]

I'd say hold off on that until you are higher rated. In my experience, they will recommend the same stuff to you over and over again and you don't actually improve, you only learn

[merry breach]

Yoo I just beat my math teacher in a chess game

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Game tonight?

[merry breach]

I forked the king nd queen

[upbeat brook]

Hello

[hazy cargo]

not rlly a coach, someone to motivate me and tell me what im doing wrong

[exotic coyote]

honestly not worth it

[hazy cargo]

dam what

[exotic coyote]

you might be better off playing sports the whole time or smth, getting a title isn't worth the money nor the time

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hazy cargo]

dam rlly? 😔

[sterile finch]

is it just me or is your chess not like matching you

[exotic coyote]

yes

[sterile finch]

i've sat here for minutes for a match

[hazy cargo]

ive gained 165 elo in the last month

i feel like if i keep it up i can near it

[light zodiac]

hello

[opaque willow]

why is it so hard to beat leela queen odds

[sterile finch]

https://link.chess.com/play/zqqb4V
anyone wanna play cuz my matchmaking isn't working at all 😔

[upbeat brook]

What have you done this week?

[exotic coyote]

nope, it will take you like triple or quadruple the time to actually get a title otb + unless you are like 12 yrs old, probs too late for a career in chess

[lone glen]

Im 2100 blitz

[hazy cargo]

ay im like 3 yrs older than that

[mortal whale]

I've spent the last 4 months grinding/studying and have gone from 1375 to 1100s now, solid trajectory downward. Do you drastically change openings or stop playing for a while at that point

[hazy cargo]

not exactly 3 but still

[turbid coral]

@honest brook HOLY SHIT SOMEONES PLAYING THE ALIEN GAMBIT

[visual ocean]

Already washed, give up

[light zodiac]

I finished an animating project, my wife just got out of th hospital, and I have been swamped at work. Took my son to a baseball game, and slept for 10% of the week. How about you?

[hazy cargo]

bro i began 2 yrs ago

and ive only played actively for half that time

[shadow obsidian]

late reply sorry
but i was busy spending time with my son

[exotic coyote]

play chess for fun, but don't chase titles. It's an unrealistic goal. I promise you, you will be better off just working out or doing something else

[shadow obsidian]

hello unity
hello rest of chess talk

[hazy cargo]

dam.. 😔

[sterile finch]

ggs whoever

[mighty lion]

Nah getting title is based, tho this guy will never get it

[lone glen]

What if youre 2200, should you still go for a title?

[earnest olive]

Just watched the whole mate if he let me do it the long way it’s actually 10/10

[hazy cargo]

Im not rlly saying titles, just a good fide rating and gradual improvement

[cobalt oxide]

G'day

[sand rapids]

Is it possible for me to get a title at 2100 elo peak?, even with 10 years of studying from here

[visual ocean]

You can get NM with some consistency, you'll be able to do other stuff as well

[exotic coyote]

depends, probably should get 2300 or 2400 for a guaranteed cm, really depends on the player pool in your area

[shadow obsidian]

once again i’m ignored by unity

[upbeat brook]

Working a lot, freetime in-between, consisting of going to the gym, biking, going for walks, playing a few games, and I also got to see Project: Hail Mary with my girlfriend recently

[lone glen]

Ok

[earnest olive]

I thought 2300 was FM bruh

[lone glen]

It is

[sand rapids]

2400 cc is guaranteed cm?

[shadow obsidian]

bro neurotypical

[earnest olive]

2200 is cm no

[upbeat brook]

I missed you, Zailyn

[shadow obsidian]

no?

[exotic coyote]

probably not, but guessing he's 1800 fide, I think he can get it done

• depends heavily on the player pool in his area

[lone glen]

Well 2200 FIDE is CM

[sand rapids]

Its called a question

[cobalt oxide]

Getting ignored like Harvard

[light zodiac]

great book. I went through 30 emotions reading it

[shadow obsidian]

hello sir

[exotic coyote]

you didn't even say anything to me did u

[queen mesa]

what is chess

[shadow obsidian]

it’s called an answer

[upbeat brook]

I just got it on my kindle a few nights ago, I'm going to start it tonight

[exotic coyote]

OHHH im sorry, ping me next time tae mbs thats on me

[sand rapids]

Im a bit confused what he meant by go for 2300-2400 for guaranteed cm

[cyan jasper]

Dang bro I hope good things happen to you

[lone glen]

A game

[queen mesa]

what is a game

[sand rapids]

You dont answer with a question dumbass lmao

[mighty lion]

He thinks 2300-2400 on cc is guaranteed cm

[upbeat brook]

A video game where you have to defeat a paintress that controls an entire world

[lone glen]

A sport

[cobalt oxide]

Meat

[sand rapids]

Yea thats what I asked if thats what he meant, interesting

[shadow obsidian]

technically i can do whatever i want and i wanted to answer a question with a question

[sand rapids]

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-make-me-look-like-the-victim-gif-3081240632068787806

[light zodiac]

ooh! You ahve a kindle? I wanted to buy one, but then I looked at the price and realized that I am broke

[mighty lion]

Well he wasnt that far off maybe 2500 cc is about cm

[lone glen]

Can anyone find M2?

[light zodiac]

3 kids, a wife, and a house do a toll on your bank account

[upbeat brook]

I've had this one for a while, I love reading

[shadow obsidian]

well yes

[steady moon]

Rd7.

[sand rapids]

I feel like if you want to get cm, the only way to know for sure is to play otb.

But yeah I mean at some point a certain elo would tell you enough online chess I feel... like maybe 2500

[lapis tendon]

3 wives and 1 kid so the same as well

[cyan jasper]

Queen up to the top? Or no I’m dumb maybe

[lapis tendon]

I tried it

[upbeat brook]

Oh god, that's a nightmare

[exotic coyote]

qd7

[lone glen]

You remember this😅

[sand rapids]

Are there any online titles?

[cyan jasper]

The pawn makes it so confusing

[light zodiac]

Well, I have a pregnant wife and 2 kids

[exotic coyote]

arena titles, but nobody gaf abt them

[lone glen]

What specific move

[lapis tendon]

Not really, cause you get to have 6 of them, if ykyk

[light zodiac]

hopefully we find out the gender soon 🙏

[lone glen]

Ra6

[cyan jasper]

Queen c 8

[lone glen]

Its moving down

[upbeat brook]

I will pray for it's health

[mighty lion]

Are you a jewish christian

[cyan jasper]

Ohh yeah then it’s rook

[oblique hollow]

do i need to have a certian amount of time in the server before i can talk in vc?

[upbeat brook]

That doesn't exist

[lone glen]

Rxa4+

[light zodiac]

Non-Denominational Christian

[cyan jasper]

Connect your chess.com account

[sand rapids]

I never played chess otb before other than casual play at home with family from 5+ years ago

If i were to play otb, my elo would be 1200 probably

[mighty lion]

Ethnicity: jewish religion: christianity maybe since look at his bio

[oblique hollow]

oh ty let me look for that

[upbeat brook]

I'm a Baptist myself

[cyan jasper]

Yeah just do /connect

[light zodiac]

Southern?

[lone glen]

Prob 1800/1900

[exotic coyote]

texas? or lousiana

[sand rapids]

0 chance wtf lmaoo

[upbeat brook]

Hmm, I was thinking two different religions

[upbeat brook]

Yup, North Carolina

[lone glen]

Otb no?

[mighty lion]

You can be jewish but not follow judaism, jew is ethnicity

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[exotic coyote]

he's unc, he got kids

[sand rapids]

Yeah I never played otb competitively and last I played casually was like 5-10 years ago.

[cyan jasper]

Oh to not be so lonely bruh I’m too young for ts

[loud river]

1600, because i have same stats and im 1600

[subtle thicket]

Guys , are we cooked ?

[sudden roost]

YES i play the london YES i believe showers are unnatural

[sand rapids]

Based

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mighty lion]

What is it young sir are you lonely

[lone glen]

Ok but obviously not 1200 wtf

[light zodiac]

Question: what does "unc" mean? I have been called that in multiple social media's

[subtle thicket]

Uncle

[exotic coyote]

basically calling you old

[cyan jasper]

Yes bro I’m also young af so idk I just feel sad

[loud river]

unclear

[proven wave]

.

[sacred rover]

yoo haven't seen you in a while

[light zodiac]

oh 😂

[subtle thicket]

You sad because you’re young?

[sand rapids]

Idk, nerves + bad otb vision id be 1400s max I feel

[cyan jasper]

No because I’m lonely

[exotic coyote]

how old are u

[fallen cape]

yo

[subtle thicket]

Well are you ugly ?

[proven wave]

Be normal

[lone glen]

Minimum 1600

[oblique hollow]

there we go]

[cyan jasper]

Not really? I’m just young

[light zodiac]

35

[sand rapids]

I hope lol

[upbeat brook]

I like this human, she understands

[exotic coyote]

holy shit

[turbid coral]

guys i hit 650

[subtle thicket]

Being young has nothing to do with being lonely

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[reef canyon]

hi mohit i thought you will be on long break

[proven wave]

Keep it about chess here

[light zodiac]

I've seen 65 year olds on this server

[sudden roost]

omg heyyy

[lone glen]

I know so

[subtle thicket]

Who tf r u

[cyan jasper]

I’m too young to get like a good gf or whatever

[proven wave]

Yes. That just means I will not be here much like before

[cobalt oxide]

I remember people suddenly playing chess in front of my apartment building
It was like a blue moon or something and glady hoped on the board with my neighbors

[upbeat brook]

And he's only been here since 02/10/26 🥀

[visual ocean]

Give us that good ol' life advice

[light zodiac]

Is that why you have a Japanese girl as your profile picture?

[mighty lion]

Never too young for a good gf sir

[cyan jasper]

Yes

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[light zodiac]

Pull out

[lone glen]

Im just wondering, how dud you become a mod?

[exotic coyote]

"five hearts under one roof"

[cyan jasper]

I’m 14 is that too young cause everyone says that it

[subtle thicket]

Why not a Mexican girl instead

[cyan jasper]

Yo that game is peak

[lone glen]

Im 2200 bullet, i can play u

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[light zodiac]

yeah, I didn't know there was a discord server

[cyan jasper]

Sure I’m open ig

[sudden roost]

son

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[covert dagger]

Yooo mohit

[fallen cape]

hi

[upbeat brook]

Me too, in my experience, it's too young for too many things

[covert dagger]

I thought you were gonna be gone for a couple days mohit

[fallen cape]

im 11

[cyan jasper]

Ok that sounds a bit off

[exotic coyote]

@proven wave kill him

[subtle thicket]

He’s a notorious liar

[cyan jasper]

Yeah

[upbeat brook]

DISCORD

[sudden roost]

mohit free exp

[fallen cape]

just kidding

[cyan jasper]

Yo don’t accept dm’s from people

[mighty lion]

🤔

[exotic coyote]

i alr reported

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cobalt oxide]

Ditto
Public execution

[light zodiac]

Don't go to an island

[fallen cape]

im 17

[sudden roost]

same 😭

[light zodiac]

No matter if it's your favorite politician

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cobalt oxide]

Thats exactly what a 11 year old would say

[subtle thicket]

I’m 5 years old and have a driver license

[exotic coyote]

aren't you that like 2300 bullet

[lone glen]

Cap

[upbeat brook]

You forgot the 2

[light zodiac]

Sound sliek th people at my workplace

[covert dagger]

No

[cyan jasper]

There are so many underaged kids in discord just go on a CS discord server and you’ll round them up like dogs

[exotic coyote]

also reported

[mighty lion]

What is cs

[exotic coyote]

also reported,

[cyan jasper]

Computer science

[shadow obsidian]

computer science

[lone glen]

Computer science

[upbeat brook]

Banned

[subtle thicket]

I’m not even born yet.

[loud river]

ok i will try to get better

[mighty lion]

A wait i knew that im just sleepy slow

[sudden roost]

unity out here sliming out everyone

[exotic coyote]

fr

[light zodiac]

9/13 of them are actually under 20, like wtf. My job needs to hire people with life skills

[forest oyster]

chess

[proven wave]

I used to be in my home. Working for improvement and more. As I improved I wanted to help others who also wanted to improve their chess. Later many people wanted me to be a mod here. There is more story but I leave you with that 🙂
Feel free to apply- https://www.chess.com/blog/KobraBytes/the-chess-community-needs-you

[cyan jasper]

I’m sperm and talking in the womb

[orchid zealot]

Why did you dm me that you are gay

[sudden roost]

i peaked 2100 but yes pls call me a 2.3k it makes me happy

[sacred rover]

Lmfao, opposite for me, everyone here is at least 45 except me

[shadow obsidian]

how to get fots mohit

[light zodiac]

I am in the ballsack. Talking with a micro phone

[cobalt oxide]

Ey why the skull emojis
CS could have meant anything

[upbeat brook]

I do not understand you kids

[exotic coyote]

oh what aren't you that girl crazy at bullet who went to some rich ass uni or is this someone else

[subtle thicket]

2100 in bullet only?

[light zodiac]

Wanna trade?

[cyan jasper]

Yeah but worldly known as computer science

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thndrsn

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1533 (peak)
Blitz: 1305 (peak)
Bullet: 1058 (peak)

[mighty lion]

I though of a shooting game at first

[cyan jasper]

Trade what bitcoin

[sacred rover]

If it pays well, for sure

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> duckwith4ks

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2080 (peak)
Blitz: 2006 (peak)
Bullet: 2002 (2039 peak)

[shadow obsidian]

PEAK

[sudden roost]

2 people fit the criteria for this description

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-shocked-meme-funny-gif-16202716903781766308

[exotic coyote]

who

[kindred crypt]

chess elitism is a dying breed

[honest brook]

Did you win?????

[shadow obsidian]

where

[cyan jasper]

There you are drayott

[sudden roost]

defo not me ✌️

[lone glen]

Can we be a discord and site moterator?

[subtle thicket]

Remember the old days when you were actually good at chess ?

[honest brook]

hi

[sudden roost]

cant play bullet for shit

[exotic coyote]

aight someone else ig then

[cyan jasper]

You’re always on lol

[shadow obsidian]

if u apply for it

[proven wave]

Yes. Both

[upbeat brook]

Because it sucks

[zealous marsh]

@magic shard is this your student

[dull pivot]

bro im playing a kid who takes like 4 minutes per move and his elo is 500

[exotic coyote]

legit me fr

[sudden roost]

see u get it

[light zodiac]

instinct. it'll blunder but it'll winn you matches

[shadow obsidian]

imagine people wanting to improve

[lone glen]

But it shows that we can get one role no?

[light zodiac]

1400 in bullet

[sudden roost]

bullet raises cortisol levels

[subtle thicket]

Imagine imagining

[upbeat brook]

I actually hate it so much that I use 2 | 1

[sudden roost]

i miss yoru

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rimny (shiftylicky)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Rimny (shiftylicky)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1411 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 747 (816 peak)
Bullet: 209 (229 peak)

[zealous marsh]

not unless you're winning

[magic shard]

you can notice his bullet is 30+ off its peak, draw your own conclusion from that

[sacred rover]

"I actually use engines" /j

[cyan jasper]

Wish they boomed

[lone glen]

Bullet gets me addicted to chess

[magic shard]

wait shoot I'm not even the highest rated player in chat

[dull pivot]

he should just do it against a bot

[upbeat brook]

That's what everyone says

[subtle thicket]

Bullet chess is fun , people just have slow reflexes , they don’t make great fighters and usually get knocked out.

[magic shard]

I can't aurafarm now

[sudden roost]

play blitz fr

[exotic coyote]

doritoandbaconupmyahh

[forest oyster]

i hate bullet chess

I HATE BULLET CHESS

[cobalt oxide]

Why is 2040 in your name if you're rating is 1600-1800

[kindred crypt]

i remember a time where you could hold onto a 1000 rating by just not blundering your queen every game

[upbeat brook]

Even then, I'm using 3 | 2

[shadow obsidian]

dory you’ve never had aura

[lone glen]

I love addiction

[cyan jasper]

Bro it’s just a number chill

[sudden roost]

tuff

[magic shard]

the slander is crazy

[upbeat brook]

Hold up now

[forest oyster]

dw

I think you have aura

[shadow obsidian]

what happened to bones where he at

[sudden roost]

did u see laufey and magnus at coachella

[lone glen]

In chess

[exotic coyote]

who is higher

[proven wave]

That's not my rating. It was for something else

[light zodiac]

I remember when I played in the USMC. Half the dudes were 300 elo at best

[shadow obsidian]

laufey in fortnite now

[cobalt oxide]

I didn't think it conveys any passive aggressiveness

[cyan jasper]

Laufey is mid bruh

[magic shard]

thank you

[sacred rover]

I saw the new mv, but not coachella. Never really followed coachella

[lone glen]

The year you graduate?

[magic shard]

the nooooooooob guy is op @sacred rover right you're cracked at chess

[shell lynx]

True

[proven wave]

Okay bye everyone. Going back in real.life..

[upbeat brook]

I knew you'd say that

[cyan jasper]

Thy anger was distilled therefore I respect thy self control

[proven wave]

Nah

[sacred rover]

Reached top 600, but going to peaksit for a while now.

[sudden roost]

laufey got me 500+ elo

[exotic coyote]

what his elo

[upbeat brook]

Thanks for checking in on us

[magic shard]

which site and time control

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/got-to-go-running-1

[lone glen]

I wouldnt say bullshit like snoking or crack

[cobalt oxide]

Might I ask what its for or nah?

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-sybau-laufey-laufey-don't-sybau-laufey-meme-gif-14386814224109511386

[sacred rover]

lc bullet, not skilled enough for blitz

[cyan jasper]

So mid im sorry