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prob me
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What’s ur id?
Scam?
Get Pegasused
Moreso it’s just too positional and therefore considered boring
ChillGuy983
no like u can just play ts against anything black plays
its the same goddamn setup over and over again
People like sharp because it’s more interesting and less likely to be a draw
Sent
Every strong chess player is going to have to learn the london eventually
Lucky for me I'm not strong
No, d4 d5 Bf4 c5 and it opens up fast
Are you unemployed tho cuz its works too
Top 10 you should not do at home
- Play chess
Makes sense
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from the london after Bf4 c5
Btw what is NM
AINT NO WAY
rip
National Master
BIBISARA BLUNDERED
Ok
DIVYA ONLY HAS 1 JOB, RD7
wow sindarov's girlfriend blundered
Something must've went wrong you don't castle queenside after c5
- d4 d5 2. Bf4 c5 3. dxc5 e6 4. e4 Bxc5 5. Nc3 Ne7 6. exd5 Qb6 7. Qf3
Nxd5 8. O-O-O O-O
What's better Improvising or Learning New moves?
@steel grove ggs
heyy
nd6 and THE GAME IS OVER
☝️☝️
it doesn’t matter for divya, she’s in last
let's play rapid, 10 + 0
Know the ideas of your moves so improvise.
Eval is 0.0
Not rn, maybe later?
but she's helping her friend Vaishali to win the Candidates
they are both Indians.
hmm ur busy rn ?..
they don’t like each other tho
Black should not be equal in the London this early though
Nah, just don’t wanna play rapid now
hmmm, ok
Don’t feel like thinking
nah but still they should help each other in this final round, there's no reason they shouldn't if they have chance right now
anyone wanna play 10 + 0 ?..
laziness
I had an online game yesterday where I was black and my opponent resigned just after : 1. Nf3 d5 , 2. e4 dxe4. I couldn't understand why on earth he did such a thing.
Yea
That's crazy, right?
pls dont ping everyone or here for ads bruh
They mentioned about this
? How you came to know this?
@ everyone
I made it up for dramatic effect
LIKE A TRUE robot Right
and if They don't accept the gambit... 1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 c5 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. c4 Nf6 5. Nc3 cxd4 6. Nxd4 dxc4 7. Nxc6 Qxd1+
8. Nxd1 bxc6 9. Rc1 Be6 10. g3 Nd5 11. Bg2 Rc8
First time playing FPS chess wish me luck 🥹
FPS chess on steam?
OMG DIVYA BLUNDERED
Yah. I don't have any problem but not everyone love pings.
If you want you can mute this server pings
yes
Peak game
HOLY SMOKE WHY IS THE WOMAN CANDIDATES LOWK BE BETTER THAN THE OPEN CANDIDATES LOL
see I told you she hates vishali
Youll get there
whatthefluckingfluck
how did that position turn into this
i thought divya is 2900 blitz
After castling should I push the pawns in front of the king to make a pathway to run?
Here's an opening trap all of you guys need to know:
- d4 e5
- dxe5 Bc5
- Nf3 d6
- exd6 Ne7
- dxe7 Bxf2+
- Kxf2 Qxd1
I've won with this trap before.
blitz is different from classical
Certainly is
110 elo away 😔 ✌️
Nxf2
Whattttt if thr opponent doesn't follow the script?
The trap likely won't work I'm afraid.
thatt bishop is worth more than that queen
absolutely not
its ok its still level
as long as vaishali converts all is well
.
but Divya's time is real bad
Vaishali winning?
2 minutes and 51 secs
alr she found nc7, Divya atleast doesnt fumble too much
nah because I like receiving pings when it is important, for exemple I enjoyed the ping forthe candidates. But bruh don't ping for an ad
tbf Nd6 was hard to spot
too many tactics
guys I premoved a whole wind mill
fr
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Bye bye everyone.
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see you later, Mohit!
2 motnhs?
😭
Yes.
your the only mod that isnt cringe :67:
1700 Bullet letsgoooo
i would block the bishop check with a random piece and then i will take the rook next time it comes back to g2 😎
they couldnt
Bullet ain’t a real rating
u dont know how much this means to me
https://www.chess.com/live/game/167349819512
how's this a brilliant pls tell me
































































1. a4 Nf6 2. Ra3 e5 3. Rb3 Nc6 4. e3 Bb4 5. c3 Ba5 6. Na3 O-O 7. Nf3 Ne4 8. d3 Ng5 9. Nxg5 Qxg5 10. e4 Qd8 11. h4 Re8 12. Rh3 b6 13. Rg3 Ba6 14. Bg5 f6 15. Be3 b5 16. Be2 bxa4 17. Rb4 Nxb4 18. cxb4 Bxb4+ 19. Kf1 Bxa3 20. bxa3 Kf7 21. Qxa4 Re6 22. Bh5+ g6 23. Bg4 Bxd3+ 24. Ke1 Rb8 25. Kd2 Bb5 26. Qb3 Bc4 27. Qxc4 Qe7 28. h5 Qxa3 29. Bc5 Qb2+ 30. Kd3 Rb3+ 31. Qxb3 Qxb3+ 32. Kd2 Rd6+ 33. Kc1 Qc4+ 34. Kb2 Qxc5 35. Kb3 Rb6+ 36. Ka4 Rb5 37. Be2 Qb4#
ive been playing nonstop trying to get just 2 more elo for hours. I can finally go back to blitz
Blitz is nice
It certainly is. That's what I'm really good at, too!
hey guys!! who wants to play chess after 8pm CEST?
I cant use profile command can someone use it on me?
That won't work for me
I’m not good at blitz unfortunately😭
Only really play 10+5
I need
You up for match?
Sure
Great
Dm
My user RedX666777
I have bad wifi btw so expect delay
WAIT WHAT? THEY DREW?
Okii then
Bibisara dared to draw while Vaishali is winning???
ok draw
wow, this is gonna be wild haha
i guess she will be praying that vaishali fumbles
You nextttt
yeah sub me in for vaishali right now
i will immediately throw it so that they can go tiebreaks
No no i meann playing chess with you
are you kateryna lagno
hi
I am not Kateryna Lagno.
Pookie?
Anyone has diamond?
hi chat
@slow folio pretty random do you have diamond ?
Ty
someone wanna play?
np
hi chat
@slim gulch u have diamond?
Diamond in what vro
No
Chess.commm
o
Tysm
Do u have it?
Ye
Can u open review for the latest game i wanna analyse it
u wont be able to
me!
Just use wintrchess
I will be
It ain't as fun as chess.com
No they fixed that a few months ago
Can u review a game for me? Js open it
I did it today it worked
can someone train me for a nationals
Vaishali can win the candidates if she wins the game
hi
Hello
Hi
bruh
Looks like a lot
this is real chess
and u still end up -1 elo 🗿
mhm
i was JUST about to go to sleep amazing timing
@green sorrel Do u have diamond
nope
Tysm
its 11:50AM lock in
what 😭
im 12 hours ahead of you
@shadow obsidian interview timee : QUESTION 1 DO YOU HAVE DIAMOND?
no
hi
Interview over your rejected get out
play me in 3 min blitz
okay
I'm losing againn
@slate tendon interview timeee : DO YOU HAVE DIAMOND?
i dont wanna be in ur stupid friend group anyways :(
no im actually extremely sad rn
real
It wasn't for the friend group stupid
Noo pookieeee
Then learn German
@shadow obsidian quick or i fall asleep
Hi
Why learn German?
Heyy
After learning German she will be traurig
But then she will be heulen
@jagged sleet are you a free coach 💀
Vaishali made an inaccuracy
No man
💀 oh gosh this is fire
nice
Isn't traurig the word for sad?
@slim gulch something came up i’m sorry i cant play rn :(((
Where are you watching mannn I am comin
making stuff up to delay my sleep time
yes actually
Yes it is, Heulen is when she shatter tears
chess24 channel live
Comin right up
Nah

if anish won yesterday, he would have been tied 1st
yo

still tho props to blubaum for holding 12 draws
wait no? Windarov will draw today
and it will still be 0.5 pts diff
I accidently killed my son
.... my son's streak on chess.com cause I played on his account
Hey
oh i forgot about that
sindarow is just living in another world
Aw where did he fo
Heyy Ananyaa remember me
Yesss
Howw are you
We didn't ask for a face reveal
Alr ig
Nicee
yay
Yeah
I reallyy forget about you
Nice original and creative username 😭✌️
That u r coachh that means u r titleddd
I didn't 😭
Nah it's so bad
Nah man I am a coach for beginners
No no i meant like I didn't text and got busy I meant rhat
That's what I was saying, bro never heard of sarcasm, bruh
Yeah
Ohhh
I'm just so bad
Just wait lemme take my medicine lol
I respect you tho, fellow coder
Awww where will I get titled players to play
Ohh thanks
I code too
Ohh which lang
Python and c++
Guys my bets are on vaishali
Nicee
You?
Python
Guys I think I officially lost my mind..... I didn't play the Italian Opening for the first time in literal years.....
call me crazy i think there is higher chance vaishali draw than wins
Heyyy i was gonna playy you
this is tough to convert
Im scared of what Im becoming
help
Loll that didn't goodd
U bet
i figured out you are not kateryna lagno so i am not playing you
You are titleddd?
Awwwww
School shooting is bad, people
Dont do school shooting.
What
2200-2300 tough too
U up for a game?
Guys, if you're less than 1500 on chess.com, remember that flat earthers still exist in 2026
I thought they were good, I guess I learn something everyday
I'm 1200
No
thanks for the wisdom
Awww whyy
yes you are
Guys Tushi just beat hans niemman
Idk apparently some people think its good thats why they do it in turkey
With the alien gambit
Yeahh i saw it
Because i feel.bad
I shot a school before (it's an anabolic steroid called school)
play him trust
For mee that u gonna beat me?
How though!
Trims out the idiots out of the gene pool, but there's better ways to do it like what the government does. If anything its inneficient
I saw it yesterday
No bro because schools arent safe anymore
I know but like how did Tushi beat hans
What whyy
Thats really not it but okay
Alien Gambitt
That's why Americans are so stupid nowadays???
Jokes aside, I can't even comprehend Tushi even meeting hans....
They literally shoot random people idk how that eliminates bad genetic people
Im not even joking
He actually did
Ni Hao
better if they shoot themselves
then bad genetic people go
Back
nǐ hǎo
omg
chineseeeeee
Kateryna got a mistake, +2 for Vaishali
yesssssss
i love chinese its so cute
You Chinese also?
Guys but i lowkey miss the chess drama
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The good old days
Well its like antibiotics; you wipe all good bacteria to remove the bad ones as well.
But like I said, its inneficient, should be inducting the youth to do it themselves so none of the good kids gets the wipe treatment. The government is already doing well with that strategy.
I don't know if you would still be talking so coldly if your mother was a teacher :D
Shool shootings are more like growing penicillin from horse urine. Its old fashioned but also barbaric and out of date.
My mother is a ex nurse turned drug addict
Damn bro
eh, its like 1% of my lore. Its not even near the worst I know about. Its chill though I've adapted to it relatively quickly.
That hurts I am sorry
what drugs does she use
Sure
I dont need pity. I need a cure to my food poisoning. I feel like ass
tt asking the real questions
One thing about it is that prediction can't be reliable
prediction of what?
I actively go do #2 every 30 minutes; its hell
Im not predicting anything; I have food poisoning
We do not know or predict that in our plate might be poisoned
fair lmao
what
not that kind of poison surely
u suck at chess
Synonym of Caillou (its french for a word Im not even touching in fear of a ban)
yo guys I can beat 1300's but not 1100's what is going on 🆘
hi
The hedgehog looks so interesting as an opening, I might learn it
agreed, we both suck
But guys Im scared of my own mental health
I didn't play e4 and Im scared of what Im becoming
Is the bongcloud a good opening?
yes
Objectively the best opening in chess
I like positional play
it works in my favour
I didn't play d4 either 😭
c4?

God have mercy on me
Just play b4 bru
e5
Fettuchini the bishop on g3 and just develop; principled moves beyond that
e6
polish must go
play e7 first move
Polish is good
yes I think its better to play g3 before Nf3 because Bb4 can be annoying
which is why it must go
Fischer himself said b4 is best by test
i dunno well see
I mean I didn't even had to know about this
This is what the atrocity of my being came up with
































































1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. g3 Nf6 6. Bg2 e5 7. e4 Be6 8. O-O Bc5 9. d3 O-O-O 10. Bg5 Be7 11. Qe2 h6 12. Bd2 g5 13. Rac1 Nd4 14. Nxd4 exd4 15. Nd5 Qxa2 16. Nxe7+ Kb8 17. Qf3 Ng4 18. h3 Ne5 19. Qf6 Nxd3 20. Ra1 Qxb2 21. Rfb1 Qxd2 22. e5 c6 23. Nxc6+ Ka8 24. [Rxa7#]
who tf plays d5 against c4? I never played the english is that book?
no way vaishali finds it
do u smoke or sniff that
You smoke what you used to sniff, iykyk
Who wanna play chess im faded
interesting
d5 is objectively bad I looked at that move in explorer previously
Letsss Goooo
I mean I will update if I get in lol its gonna be huge af
Tried it myself when I fell homeless; the days..... I miss being young and absolutely unhinged levels of stupid
Now Im just stupid
ok vaishali will win
0.6
Guys do I yeet my elo in the drain and play the bongcloud for real?
Im feeling masochistic
Yes? No? Maybe? Toaster?
Lowkey i might learn this theory for black
Idk why this pawn structure boils my blood
Black goes for pawn breaks and there is a lot of danger for white on the diagonals and white has to be careful
whats special in this
it looks so solid
girllll??
?
d6 and b6 looks.... not that solid. Solid up to a point maybe. Heck even a6
it's called the hedgehog because it looks really passive but then when it opens up black can come out in a much stronger position and there are a lot of opportunities for sacrifices to open up the white king or even fork
anyone
I meannn it's all defended right
match
black plays very passively and then at some point when there is a pawn break it becomes very aggressive
yeah why
rn
Black can equalise if they manage to break whites centre ye
match?
Passive
Ah, that answers the question as to what bothers me with it.
White can easily attack on the queenside tho
what's your elo
It's very aggressive after a pawn break, hence the name hedgehog
i am noob but i can still beat yo
it may come to spike you
How do you pawn break against a marocy bind tho
no give me a concrete answer, I don't want to play with smurfs
DOBY GET ON THE MIC AND MAKE EM TREMBLE AND SHAKE.
1200 has this much attitude
opposite
I don't want to play with high rated players
vaishali very professional
i like it
how will you improve then? when i was 600 i use to play with 1000 elo and above that why i am over 2000 now
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me, looking at whatever is going on the g file: Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
wow e4 is such a bad move
it's just an example of where white can make a mistake which looks good for them
yeah no I'm not playing with 2000s 💀
sure
Aether will you get on the mic instead?
We are on the same road btw.
not rn
yeah i get what you mean but any master level player will never play this based on understanding that whites king will be slaughtered
the rook matters nothing
haven't you already passed it
Oh shit, yes. Didn't notice 😭
you need to be more strong play unranked with elo much above you that my advice take it if you want or just leave it
Rh6 if exf6 then Rxh3!! gxh3 Bxf3+ Kh2 d5+ and it's mate in 2 for the others in chat
Aww, I was rooting for Zhu or Bibisara..
I don't take chess this seriously
still rocking with the same two openings
to what level do you think it's doable in classical, I mean it's only +0.6 after the book moves and white still has to play perfectly but it could still be drawn idk
I'd say at least to ECF 2000
its not a bad structure at all no
grandmasters play this all the time
road to 1200 i see
in rapid not classical though right
what sicillian is this 🥀
i guess i was just meaning that its clear that e5 is a bad move
i'm looking at a magnus video rn of it and it's rapid
you are probably muslim and from kuwait
0/2
but black can still slowly push even if white doesnt overextend although white usually does
then why a paletine flag?
nah in classical also
cuz I support it
it's the kinda opening where as black you are very familiar with the dynamic of the position and it's white who needs to not make a mistake
in the 1960s they thought the maroczy bind is losing
why would I need to be muslim to do it
but obviously not black has enough counterplay to be suffering a bit but still holding usually
icl if u put this in stockfish this is at least +0.7 for white
yeah i see same i am hindu i still support palestine that good keep it up where u from btw
Would you say if I played this opening a lot it would be doable to ECF 2k maybe even more
0.65
what variation is this
easily
hedgehog
i feel like white would be psychologically pressured to break the position open up to a pretty high level and they would overextend
its much better than the hippo
yes that is usually the plan
whya re u guys future NMs😭
Cause I will be
why not go for GM
Because I started at age 20? and i have a life
trying to become GM is a waste of time for most people
its not even that bro gm is impossible
even if you make it
Reaching 2500 elo and doing the norms isn't easy
Why is Lagno still bothering to find a draw
If the amount of years and money that has gone into my violin went into chess I would probably at least be an IM already
thats not a guarantee tho
I mean
you are top 1000 in the world for violin?
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I already have but all that did was remove 3 chromosomes😔
Why does it still say 575 peak?!?!
Even a 400 elo dummy like me can confirm vaishali's victory
No but if I put 14 years and £10k into chess… from age 6
Tried Thorium. Turns out Uranium is the only thing that works
reaching gm is like
surviving a nuclear warfare
legit vro
I cant do that
bro how did esipenko lose before lagno
10k is not a lot lol
It’s enough for years of private coaching
i know a bunch of 2300s who started at like 5 and stopped at like 14 15
easily 60-70k
Exactly, more than enough really
coaching is not big deal
theyre spoiled
you need money for tournament travel and hotel
Bro we are talking about 14 years of private chess coaching
sure its expensive but not as expensive as tournaments
It's a huge deal
Im gonna crash out, I win 5 games then get paired with 200 elo above and lose the next 10 games
If you re a prodigy you get paid for travelling and food by our gouverment in my country. Its like a scholarship
Fide is literally making me crash out
ok how much is your coach gonna charge per hour? and how much does 5 nights of hotel cost and a flight to europe cost lol
If you don’t think someone starting at age 6 getting 14 years of private chess coaching could reach IM that’s funny
Bro I can't even afford 100 to play ina tournament😭
I love being paired with strong players
That's when u move to Europe vro fr
its not guaranteed thats for sure
maybe biggest factor is you end up hating it
that kind of schedule is really tough
i know some people whose parents try to force that on them and then after all that they are 2100
and they dont want to play chess ever again
I mean violin lessons are £40 an hour not to mention the tours I’ve been on, masterclasses, working with various music schools, professional orchestras and university assistance for training
Yea
this is facts actually
Happens quite often in sports tbh
i dont think any amount of coaching is gonna help if it just isnt the sport for you
yeah it makes sense but for chess its like tournaments are mandatory
Saying “but you’ll quit” isn’t the point, I’m saying if you DID do it for that long you would almost definitely be IM
Unless you were stupid or sum
like.. maybe for a music thing if its too far away you dont go
but like for chess if you want to make norms or something you have to keep going to norm tournaments and opens
Bro i dont know why i got sudenly so good
and those dont happen very often in a small area
Me neither romanian
i think seeing so many child prodigies in tournament skews our perception
children playing in adult tournaments is not the norm its the outlier
+600 points in a year is awesome
Bro there are competitions for classical music, I’ve toured around the UK and to Germany, I’ve met and worked with famous musicians. Imagine that for chess… and you say it wouldn’t get you to IM?
there are plenty of kids who stay at 700
I started last year playing btw
ok agree to disagree i guess
I hit 1500 on blitz lfg
i just think its not guaranteed like u say
but its of course likely if you think you have chess talent
Nah of course it’s not guaranteed but I think I definitely would be if I had done that
Nice
I started in early 2023, then quit in mid 2024, then came around 4 months ago
Stuck on low 2000s rapid rating
like another way to think about titles is that IM is being about top 1500 in the world, and GM is top 500
Heya there
Hey, im new here and usually never talk but Im a beginner and cant seem to solve this little chess 'puzzle', and dont know where else to ask. Would someone care to take a look if I sent it here or is that not allowed?
Lowkey playing terribly right now
Send away!
out of hundreds of thousands of serious chess players
you can but you need img perms first
I feel like this move shoild be brilliant
It doesn’t transfer because music is a much larger industry and there will be more people in that band due to more people spending more hours on music. If you spent the same amount of time on chess then you would be in that top bracket, it’s just that less people DO spend that amount of time
Aren't there like 1800 GMs in the world?
im counting like, 2400 fide and 2500 fide
If queen takes bishop queen d1 then rook mate
oh I havent heard of that before, what is that?
that is also true
Maybe WGMs
I feel like it’s a lot lower
and you cant really measure a top 500 in music or something
Oh i thoughybyou meant rstijg
Something like that, but if chess was as big of an industry as music then there would be 10s of 1000s of people at that skill level
Qh5 is the most obvious move.
whos your favourite string player
I remember hearing that number somewhere
Augustin Hadelich
I don't know the requirements but you need the trusted role to be able to send images n such
i dont know a lot tbf but my favourite is mischa maisky
Not heard of them sadly
he plays cello
Ah, I mainly follow violinists
ooh aw 🙁 I understand, do you think I could send what the board looks like in coordinates? its a board with just 5 pieces
maybe try sending a link
Do you know of Sir Mark Elder he’s a pretty famous British conductor he’s worked with many of the great soloists
i just searched him up pretty cool
if hes conducted last night of the proms then he must be good
He conducted my youth orchestra a few times
I played in one of the proms once in Royal Albert Hall 2019
oh good idea: https://lichess.org/learn#/7 (this is suuuuuper beginner tho so dont laugh yet) The aim here is to get all the black pieces with just my white q but only in 5 moves, And no matter what I do, I either end up needing one more move (which I cant) or my queen gets taken before I can finish. AI for some reason cant help me either lol; anyone an idea?
thats awesome
Wait I have a picture with him as well
would you rather be good at chess or violin
It was the international conductors comp and for the semi final they conducted our orchestra and he was a judge
Both, that’s why I’m studying chess lol
But if I had to pick just one, the violin
This is me and my friends with him
just enough to get me to FM before 18 then thatll be enough
Worst censoring I've ever seen in my entire life.
lmao
If I fully censored you’d say it wasn’t me lol
True
I mean, at least it not that creepy black line over the eyes thing
Can’t win
are you the one on the left
Who cares if its you or not; its discord nobody cares about credentials
True
👀
How to checkmate with elephant and king ?
Hiii
Supertone is my favorite music genre 
Fun skills that are job transferable is cool
That's actually a rook, however in a game 2000 years ago bishops were elephants
Or things you can learn from a job that are skills that are interesting
Oh. My. God.
Im so glad you forgot who I was cuz I didn't forgot about you.
I'm a psychedelic rock fan myself
its a rook
Oooh based
Guess I won the bet
The problem is that those thend to be vastly competitive
do you know what supertone is?
Before Staunton, any piece could have been
Nope, I'm too old
Vaishali won
Did i have a negative view of you then
Man i got it , that is rook you have solution to do checkmate ?
I mean that game is literally what chess is a variant of
Idk, I was picking on your pfp (you changed it since)
YouTube
Box them slowly, no checks
One square at a time
There are two methods to that
There are many youtube videos on those
Ok then thank you for helping it was draw 😭
vaishali 🔥 🔥
Do you know what Speedcore is? It's older than me (and supertone's ancestor of sorts)
@kindred crypt i hit it vro
Did she win?
Ah welll, it's ok Ur learnin
yessirrrrr
Nope, can't say I do
Nice vro
Nice
I m almost near to 500
check in #💬〡general-off-topic if you want to listen to some
Nice, just keep going!
Yep
"U bet"
Wanted Muzychuk to win but ok
Well, you obviously meant to reply to me
yeah
yeah my bad (I got food poisoning Im dying)
Vaishali won candidates
thats dangerous
man why cant i beat anyone whos 2000 elo 
nah Im just on the bowl every 15 minutes; no biggie. Been worst during a bender.
@vocal musk Vaishali won the FIDE candidate
Im not following the world champion stuff; is gukesh finally off the throne or he's still WC?
How did you get paired against a 2150? I can never get anyone above 2050 even though i'm over 2000 myself
no one? 😭
it was a friendly
He is the current champion & will have to defend his championship 🏆 against the winner of the FIDE candidates i.e. Sindarov
@oblique dagger i spectated this game it was insane how bad ur opponent played
No, Sindarov is gonna challenge Gukesh later this year for the throne
Oh, got it
Im backing Sindarov; gukesh needs to perish his title.
resigned all my games in the chess.com daily championshp since i didn't have the time commitment for it...
i time failed and he didnt have enough material to win (i wouldve won but i was taking long with moves bc i was against a stronger player)
Do you know about vacation mode? It pauses your daily games
Vaishali 
He will be probably he's in bad shape rn
shut your mouth
doesn't exist in chess.com daily championship
Magnus.
Frfr
I drew a winning game today bcs i ran out of time too😭
Oh, I see
That is not an option 
@sewer mods mean word😨
Physically?
Kill it
No chess wise
why did you copy mini cb
With fire?
Nukes
Yes.
he would leak even more 🙁
dont talk bad about the big g
Idk I always thought his style was the dryest one in all the supergms
no
Is this Trans magnus or something
Squash is cool, but the best plant is repeater
And Gatling pea
Sunflower is the real MVP
One two three theres a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
You can build defences faster tho
I know your type, tall, dark and dead
I love playing the zombies though
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
I didn't even play pvz 2 btw, I just used to play the OG pvz a lot
Harshit Raja said for the first time there will the 2 Indians in Wcc match and Sagar Shah was so quick to correct him saying Anand and Humpy had done it before
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here
NOOOOO
don't bother with the sequels, it's all downhill after the og
awonder liang become hans niemann's wife guys
Of course
I leave for 5 second and this is what I come back to
EA moment

It's just Plants VS Zombies 
lol I induced that out from context.
Who wins women section
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4
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Vaishali
Hi guys
Bye
my bet was incorrect :(
lads I got Local OTB tournament next week :D
its very hard to sit and defend in those positions though
i get why lagno blundered
Ngl Im yearning for Zhu almost litteraly only because I like the name.
Zhu. Has a nice ring to it.
zhu = pig 
am i cooked chat
That's like saying "I'm going to vote this person to be the mayor because I like their smile"
Im that petty. But yes. Last time I voted was litteraly just so weed could be legalized in Canada and nothing else.
What is Josepm doing in a local indian tourney??
You need to lock your doors. A horde of gen alpha kids have locked in on your location
Stop im tilting
I dont feel good
Its ok 67 don't mess with the 89 gang
i don't think that is a local indian tourney?
rip
Games under 2000 are rly trash
You good Dengy?
even 2k is trash
No
Well, none of us are really
I gave 5 pieces away in a single game
yes
Its like I just discovered chess again
2k?
I cant even see threats in 1
yes why is that a hyperlink
Legendary
Did you sleep at all, or are you just sick?
because its linking? Don't ask me IT questions Im sick.
Idk im just bad
huh?
Hai @tribal sage uwu
You could beat me easily for sure
No
woah woah no violence
that does not make him not bad
That bad?
that was weird
I swear candidates looked different yesterday
you asked me why thats a hyper link, thats like asking me why is discord using Electron; Idfk.... Because is like that. If you link something it becomes a hyperlink.
1+1=2.
the pedodates
OwO
what and why r u linking
just write 2k simply
ion understand this tech stuff
Because I want to? Why are you asking what it is, just click it or paste in a link analyzer if you're suspicious or something idfk. Im not your dad.
cuz ur sending it to me. If ur this short tempered, maybe don't interact with people buddy.
god forbid a person is lazy
He's doing it because he can and because he wants to
Bro short tempered, you're the one who doesn't have the patience to click a link. 
what in the brainrot
hello
Is this guy losing it over a hyperlink?
Welcome 
lmao what
Sonion😭
That's what it looks like
@coarse cloak Since you hate hyperlinks, Ill be petty and slowly give you one, everyday, until you admit that you could of just looked at the link at the very least instead of bringing me a whole police investigation on me over it.
hell nah if this is what u think losing it is, then ur the one with issues
Okay mate! 
"ur the one with issues" that sounds like losing it to me
me when i can't handle a simple thing:
ok yall bein hella pressed
want a game?
Nah, were being nice, you're just sparking stuff up for no apparent reason
yayayayay ;3
insert ram prices gif
asking something ain't nun biggie, stop making shi out of nothing
Does anyone want a game ;3
I'll stop if you stop frien 
pretty much this; I was just making a joke and bro went ballistic with the questioning lmao.
Just click the link next time bro, its ok, youll be fine.
ouh someone pressed the link and then cancelled
rip
whyyyyyy
I saw the challenge just before it disappeared
lol
can u not see who accepted it in notifs
nuh
Send me one please
euuuuh. ok? Y-you too
.... huh?
press the linky
Damn bro the lowest seed on womens side won the candidates
@coarse cloak Be like: WhAtS thE lInK!?!?!?! wHy doEs iT exIst!?
Ok Im done now pinky swear

lmao who's the short tempered now?
?
it's a silly gif
Should I play the bongcloud unironically
3
4
1
Yes
u really got some mental issues, ain't no way ur taking that seriously
Thats my genuine reaction when Im being a troll online
Although rn Im too sick to move as much. Man I shouldnt have eated an entire jar of pickles
Im autistic does that count?
when lunch time is over so the skibidi toilet enthousiasts has to go to class leaving the adults who never speak ever on discord (except me): this chat rn
my GAN15 will arrive in a day 
W Ayanokoji
Yoo I remember when I was a speedcuber
Like those rubix cube dudes who has those mat thingys?
Yea
I will show up one day and give you a cube with the middle sections partially switched.
I used to have the tornado v3 x man I think
😢😢
Jk, Ill give you a rubix pyramid because I think they look cool
They are
Tbh I forgot how to solve them
probably a similar algorithm If I wager, but I never tried a cube in my life; heck I barely ever held one tbh
500 elo
anyone want to 1v1?
Then maybe you should start it as a hobby
Its fun
Haiiii~
Eh, Im probably gonna try it when Im fed up with the internet or the internet self implodes or something. I feel like I'd solve it once and never touch one again
tbh
Anyone here up for a game?
Thanks for playing 
It’s actually very easy to solve a cube once u know the algorithms
yayayayay ggs @upbeat brook @upbeat brook
Asian femboi 😳😳
Hey Chockey 
yayayayayay thanks uwu
@lost flax @vivid owl
Connecting your accounts before asking that will significantly increase your chances of finding someone
Does anyone want to play 4-player chess together?
@buoyant warren play gd :3
omggg hiii spacepotatop how you been
?
Yay I passed
Variant
50% is a pass right
When i get home i will play bloodlust from zero 
Omgggg
Good.
You seem challenging; want to play me? Im most likely going to lose but hey, its fun practice.
Really good actually
Yayyyyy
Might as well
I watched project hail mary today :3
All he said was hey
I loved that movie
Me too 🤜🤛
still gotta practice the earlier sections tho, i think michigun is gonna give me a rough time even tho i alr beat bloodbath
Skibicapybara :3

Wanna ches?
ggs vaishali btw
Sure
Okiee
win
Uggggh I hate knights
why dont i see my chat in games
Anyone wants to play?
Do you want to obliterate a 1000? if so Im yo guy
yas
Ok let's play
I got 2100 yesterday so me is catching up heh
this was my last game against someone in discord
Congrats!!
why dont i see my chat in games
@frank tiger why did you send me a friend request?
I got 50% pass :)
wendys knights hit ur
Rip 45 vs 50
oi
it's a pass
Rematch
I want to play against someone whos higher elo than me; Im a thousand in rapid.
Maybe after truth?
sure
I demand retribution
Send me a challenge on noobmilu1
sent
Oh shoot it's my move
ok i was playing 3+0 during passing period at school
why dont i see my chat in games
can ou chekcmate with a king
Oh okie
Meoww
OMG MILUUU :3
Hewwoo
brooo i keep losing to random players here bc im playing at school
Milu vs truth is so tuff
Who random players
wait what time is it in ur country cuz its 8pm in mine u got school at 8?
Am I random 
Idk chockey and some other guy
hewwo
I just played a 50% accuracy game
that's a pass meow?
How u lose to femboi TwT
Tuff
No ur cool im mainly talking abt some other kid
Bro i lose to femboys all the time
theres some guy on cc im like 20-250
How can you be below 100
how does one blunder against a 700 elo
And hes femboi
how are you aware of timezones yet you still asked this dumb question 😭
That's head-to-head score smh
welp cc didn't like me
But u can 1000-0 me TwT
fym
ooh
2 bc ur wifi lagged
Tuff
12:50 pm
guys
Anyone from England
Isn’t that 0:50 am?
No 00:50 is 50 mins after midnight
is being up rook for bishop and pawn against 2184 milu ;3
and in that format u don’t write am or pm
So you’re American
Yeah thats military time here

Uff u know the metric system
Ohh oh i understand the trick now
Pookieeee
screw this bum chat
Youuu
How are you
