#💬〡chess-talk
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higher or lower
Lower
2400
@unique terrace pingooo
bullet or what
why isnt it for you
Chess Is a game of gamble 50% of winning, 50% of losing and another 50 for falling into depression
@unique terrace rapid
ah I have played 2 games of rapid lol
my fide rapid is 2100
zolid
Eh debatable since I don’t like the theory honestly. Just volume and intuition. It’s subjective anyways.
it is subjective
@unique terrace to be honest with U it's hard moving up I stopped at my rating and couldn't move up
theory is the foundation of any kinda exploration
100 but im really good
sureee
?
Uh sure any preference on e4 or d4?
with me?
anyone wanna 1v1
u need the boring part to unlock the fun part sometimes
@unique terrace my rating stopped I can't go higher
oh
im 1907 elo
@unique terrace I'm officially retired
can we play on lichess @toxic flicker
Too high for me
what age
@unique terrace 21
I got to 1700 back in 2023 with just playing so it’s still a debatable topic
lol
breh retired at 21
Howd you fell off that much after years
i mean you still learned theory
i play chess.com
I WANT
@unique terrace I heat chess I like checkers
Instead of getting better
how the pieces move and stuff
can you play chess.com
basic strategies like controlling the center probably
3 years of not playing brotato 🥀
oh sure ill try to log on but i am on my school pc
bet
but i nedda remember the creds
Not in the traditional sense no
i meant more like, to find a good opening novelty you need to understand existing theory
I know but howd you get worse, are you like old or something
you didnt learn how the pieces move and to control the center?
in a basic sense a lot of stuff is theory
k
emm I just made a new one but its only 600 elo
can we play unrated
ok whats the user
It’s like asking if you still remember 9th grade work after finishing high school and not touching the subjects anymore gng. I can still remember basics and few key things but not all.
My tactics, pattern recognition, and fundamentals of endgame or strategy decayed.
Gg
k
Wanna play now
Add me my user is : luckyyoru
Sure add me
Ur name is so confusing
Aight
Great game
Shut
Yessirrr thought I had brilliant guess not stupid moved
Idk I also havent been playing for years but when I came back I didnt lose any skill, I thought in chess you dont lose youre skill due to time, well maybe if youre high rated player
You mean the bishop d3?
I’m not sure if it’s a correct sacrifice of the rook but it was obviously scary enough for me to take the bishop instead of the rook
Rate the brilliant!!
It's cool, if he takes your bishop, you trap his queen, right?
what is the point
rematch
Rb1
Queen trap with rook b1
nice trap
thx (I literally thought i blundered in the moment, but i found the queen trap)
ed
that's so lucky lmaoo🥹
oh
E4 I meant
iconic
🥀
Oh ya I wish u took bro 😭😭
Good game
You just need to work on not overextendeding and playing solid
i also found a queen sac but they didnt fall for it
You played way too good for 700
I hate playing against the Sicilian so much
You’re tactically sound just positionally dubious
Buddy I was beating u till I hung my queen
Aka overextending…
Rematch
Sure
ion wanna learn all the theory so everytime I just play the opening intuitively
Learn game theory from professed jiang
He explains it best
U can apply it to chess
I sent the rematch btw @errant coyote
This position
how do I get pic perms yall
idk
I made a beautiful brilliant today and I wanna show it🥹
I checked, it was still winning if I took the rook because I had Rxh3, but taking the bishop is still better
You can always post the fen or pgn
From the chess.com website in your profile settings
what is the chess.com elo equivalent to national master
like just a ballpark guess is it 2200-2400 rapid?
no 💀 💀 💀
Camarederierarian 
maybe 2600+ blitz
How you even get nm title
Hell no
Yeah blitz is a better conversion
Be a national master
Be 2200 USCF
Enough rating in national chess federations like ACF
Iq?
i wanna be a nm one day i know im not close but its a nice goal to have
and the title just sounds epic
Yeah usfc etc
I was joking
ayyy I got it
I thought thats cm
anyways
That’s with FIDE 2200
Haha very funny
Rate this (yes ik i posted this twice idc)
Hello cheaters
Aha in US cm is replaced with nm
NM is with a country, not FIDE
look at how my bishop is perfectly positioned to cover every perfect square
They’re separate titles
What does this do
two different rating systems
forces the queen to stop protecting f3
ok
and after I take on f3 he has to sacrifice both queen and bishop to survive
but he ended up blundering mate in 3
ye
But the requirement is exactly the same only difference is location?
but the best part is how my bishop covers mate and also fully loaded to join the attack and deliver mate
The rating is the same but the rating systems are different
FIDE 2200 is like USCF 2300
Nvm i realized
Nm is given by ur national chess federation. CM is given by FIDE
Actually usfc also has their own cm title too lol. That just makes it more confusing
What how so
Good game gng @errant coyote
Yea
Yo does anyone recomend Queen's Pawn Opening: Accelerated London System? I like it but does anyone know if it will get weak or bad when reaching 700+
You’ll shoot past 1000 in no time trust. Just stay solid instead of overextending and chasing ghosts.
What’s overextending mean ?
Your knight and pawn restricts my position. But without a clear plan, I just built a fortress around it and attacked you.
Does Magnesium Calcium have aura
1
1
1
Yes
Like your pawn in the first game also restricts my position quite throughly but you’re defending it haphazardly and let my pieces get motion.
You were playing this while time without a plan?
Basically, yeah. Don’t push without why the push is there.
Just like life I just do stuff
Ya wanna play again now I think I get the hang of it
Now I understand
Bet
Who is your favourite
2
6
It just takes a second
Fide in mayyy who's hyped and has a group I just join to VC practice fr
what's your rating
1300 ish right now
Ur turn to play
Are you good at chess
i havent plateaud yet just a lack of games played
rapid?
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man whats wrong with chess.com
for the last couple of weeks every other game i get matched against an obvious cheater/smurf
with an acc created like 2 weeks ago
and i cant even cancel the game cuz ive had to cancel games too often
how dyk they're a smurf
cuz they are 1750 and started playing a week ago
He likely copes cuz he keeps getting destroyed because hes not the best at chess
L ragebai
it's possible they made another account to gain elo faster
How do i update a profile
thats the definition of a smurf
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thanks
I used to be hardstuck 800 but after I made an account starting at 1200 I got to 1400 easily
in like 2-3 weeks
How
ye well in 1200 u dont need to use a brain
idk
that's such a stupid sentence but wtv helps you cope
wdym its literally true xd
Hes kinda right tho
you need prefrontal cortex for long term planning, calculating positions etc. motor cortex for moving the pieces.
disagree
white to move and win
long term planning and calculating positions in 1200?
you dont need allat, just move your pieces and u win
im so proud of myself for the first time i didnt take someones hanging queen because i saw the mate a few moves down the line
German sticky grenade
Why are you giving me this puzzle to solve
because this is #💬〡chess-talk
Funny
true
I challange you to a chess duel battle 1v1
.. this is not something which is disagreeable, you wouldn't be able to move the pieces without a brain, using the temporal lobe and occipital lobe to be aware of the pieces etc
does stockfish or other engines have a temporal lobe and occipital lobe when moving pieces?
your statement could quite easily be disproven
Hii
stockfish isn't human
the equivalent would literally be taking away stockfishes processing
hallo
simp
but they have an equivalent
yes so u dont need a brain to play chess
thats my point quite literally proven
Wanna play?
I thought you got kicked
ggs mate @errant coyote
they do have an equivalent though
Its disagreeable I also disagree, 2v1 and we have higher elo so we are right
?
i said u dont need a brain to play chess
blind leading the blind
I play
not right now, i had terrible games today so im gunna take abreak and smoke
i can tell why ur sub 1000 if u dont understand why you disproved your own argument
uh.. rook to d8?
Oh can we become friends?
I can see, and use my eyes when playing chess, unlike you
@bold spruce there u go
and what makes it so you you perceive through your eyes
I challange you to a chess 1v1 battle
1.Rd8 Rh7, continue
dropped 75 points from really bad tilt
Dms
let me rephrase, you wouldn't be able to play chess without a brain
which is quite literally wrong
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since plenty of machines can play chess without a brain
stockfish couldn't play chess without its equivalent of a brain
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does stockfish have a brain
and i guess you can't read
Brother you’re getting rage baited just cut your losses 😭
yes or no
shush i know
it's stronger than myself
i am 100 elo i prob dont know.. maybe.. rook c8?
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youre never reaching 1k u clearly have got rocks for brains
Back in my day, ragebait used to be believable 🥀
incorrect
back in my day we would call it by its name, trolling
maybe check the king with the rook?
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Just let them be.
<@&745328830649991179> spamming and advertising
wait am i not allowed to?
would you like it if people were advertising and spamming in your server?
They are most likely trying to justify why they don’t have a brain
im not even spaming im taking like 5 min to send the messages :(
😂
im sowry
yeah, it’s in the server rules gng
Hes sowwy dont ban him : (
ok ima be honest i didnt read it ....
oh wait now u can move the other pawn no?
it was to longgg
since the rook isnt in its way anymore
Why should I join a chess server held by a bad chess player tho
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tfym too long gang it's like 10 rules and you only have to read the first sentence
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im 1500 on lichess :(
Exactly, im not joining
Lwk same. Not joining weak ass servers.
@merry bough i think the move after rook d8 is to move the other pawn forward
use notation
which pawn is the "other pawn"?
the one thats not at the top
😂
can we just stop
this is all optional we dont have to do this
but its fun
chess is too hard
then go to a different server gng
thers other things in life to do why are we suffering
how to lose at chess thumbnail
Cz Sk ?
Masochism
only nerds play chess
anybody else want to try to solve the puzzle
no its too hard for me
Show me
a game I played
Brother you are 2000 rated
can you give me a normal puzzle
what
Push the pawn!
maybe its to move the b4 pawn to b5 bc it protects the pawn?
gotham would get a kick out of that one
yeah just move that piece forward then the other one and its checkmate
Correct, 1.Rd8 Rh7 2.b4 Rc7 3.b5 g4, continue
losing for white
any Czech here?
english only
2000 is intermediate, tho this guy is advanced look at his profile hes far above 2000
2000 is advanced
no i think you got the wrong guy
probably missclicked someone elses profile
2000 fide is advanced, on chesscom intermediate
you guys are so cool
i feel like theres a bunch of different move thoughs.. maybe rook d3?
its def not to move the king he wont make it in time
incorrect
hmmm
I thought I was done with work, but I still have one more meeting in 30 minutes. I can't wait to do puzzles and sleep.
I'm trying my luck.
Lily once again finding some obscure puzzle with some dumb ahh solution that no one will ever play in a real game
I dont know where you got this info from, tho 1400 fide is the lowest possible you can have, cant be intermediate its below
maybe its rook g8 since it prevents the pawn from moving even once?
You start FIDE from 1000
anyone down for puzzle rush duo?
No it starts from 1400
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If you dont have it youre unrated
tilted again for the second day in a row
no it’s 1400
chess com
fking amzing
fr? not bad ngl
Yea not intermediate lol otb or chesscom
2021… it was changed in 2024 buddy
so ur a beginner until 2000 elo
Jan 2021
I guess im 1000 then
some people be so confidently wrong 😑
maybe.. rook d2??
@merry bough Rd2 g3 Rb2 Kd6
Until like 1600-1700 online than above is intermediate
2024 explains it. Mb
it’s all good lol
correct, 1.Rd8 Rh7 2.b4 Rc7 3.b5 g4 4.Rd2 g3, continue
one square
I didn’t really follow chess from 2024-2025 with exams
brotha dont ignore me im trying my best
95% of chess players are beginners such a terrible biased take
is this it pls tell me it is
i mean you're correct, 1.Rd8 Rh7 2.b4 Rc7 3.b5 g4 4.Rd2 g3 5.Rb2 Kd6, continue
relaly?!! that was just a guess man
You think 1400 online is intermediate???
It's 1400, that's outdated buddy.
what constitutes someone moving up from being a “beginner”
50% online is like 600 elo rapid, meaning like 1200 would be advanced lol
Yeah it absolutely is
I already said mb gng 🥀
Its beginner still
Hallo
an average day to day person will not pick up chess and reach 1200 easily
1400 online is absolutely beginner.
ragebait😭
Yea this people who are bad at chess claim its intermediate
.Rd8 Rh7 .b4 Rc7 .b5 g4 .Rd2 g3 .Rb2 Kd6, b6 , Rc8 , c7 , Kc6 , b7 , g2 , Rb6+ , Kxb6 , b8=Q+
Its brutal sir
the 2200s are banding together to ragebait the lower elos i’ve officially decided theyre doing this on purpose
ill let him take the lead
you get to intermediate at 2200
Indirect is a khawal so I don’t listen to him but I’m just speaking to the other guy that’s saying 1400 is beginner
can someone explain why d2 is better than d3.. i dont really understand
I lwk spawned at around 700 after a few weeks of learning the rules and going to a local scholastic event. 700 OTB too, would've likely been much higher online.
Okay ts is just ragebait 💀
I disagree, 2200 is already about advanced
3000 is semi advanced
<@&745328830649991179>
i thought intermediate is 1500
correct, but you need one more move after 1.Rd8 Rh7 2.b4 Rc7 3.b5 g4 4.Rd2 g3 5.Rb2 Kd6 6.b6 Rc8 7.c7 Kc6 8.b7 g2 9.Rb6+ Kxb6 10.b8=Q+ Kc6
3000 is just peak intermediate bro
1200 online is still very much beginner.
bro how am i getting this correct
nah, 2800 is advanced
blud is using the engine
10 move puzzle btw
nah it’s high intermediate
I would say 1400-2000 is like intermediate online
2800 is middle intermediate bro
11, actually, there's one more move
even worse
That's lwk a bit high imo, I'd consider 2200 advanced.
so like would people be able to do that puzzle on the spot in an actual game?
Youre right its quite advanced
cm is intermediate
Qa7
Right right mb 3500 is advanced rite?
yes, because a lot of it is just pushing pawns
low beginner
nah they’re freshly intermediate
ye
🍄
correct, puzzle solved
1.Rd8 Rh7 2.b4 Rc7 3.b5 g4 4.Rd2 g3 5.Rb2 Kd6 6.b6 Rc8 7.c7 Kc6 8.b7 g2 9.Rb6+ Kxb6 10.b8=Q+ Kc6 11.Qa7
Nah 2200 is beginner asf
w markeloff
what i solved it?
a CM Coach is like a baby teaching another baby how to walk when neither of them can
what if the cm is a GM in disguise
Nah fetus
oh come on be so fr, 3000 isnt even beginner, i got there within my first week
then the GM is a predator
a cm.. is like.. pretty small, thats all i have to say on cm
yum
@merry bough can u teach me chess
click flex then i leave
what is chess about
Just cuz cms don’t get paid much for their coaching doesn’t mean they ain’t good 😂
is having a coach any better than just reading books on chess or something?
bro this aint a flex gng
1400 isn't a beginner
learning the najdorf should be like learning to breathe oxygen
it's early int
after 11.Qa7 Rxc7, white has several winning moves, the simplest of which is 12.Qa6+ Kd5 13.Qa2+ Rc4 14.Qxg2, where the Queen vs Rook and Pawn with king and rook next to the king is an exercise left for the player
Depends on whether the coach is lwk buns or not.
It literally is but ok
Frr? Aight prolly 5000 is intermediate atp
who solved it
coach is better maybe but reading books is top tier for me
bruh you should be the one teaching me
some soviets back in the 80s
Nah, only slightly above beginner
thats better
id say 1k below is beginner
And 10k is semi advanced
oh wow
Queen vs rook and pawn is a pain
Id say below 1600 chesscom
2400 asking for coaching 💔
vro is def 1601
Nuh uh it’s barely even scratched it . Make it 1 million
elo
hear me out.. just dont ever get into a position where you have a pawn and a rook
Im 2k intermediate
10 billion
that’s what i’m saying
mate in 51 with perfect play
must've been the wind
ig? 2k's are kind bad xdd
ur 2k? ur still learning how the pieces move vro
Myself included
500 cigarettes Tal style you should be able to learn it by then
Yea being intermediate sucks
@humble sapphire what do you think of the puzzle i posted, is it good enough for r/chess?
This is lwk a waste of time.
for white or black
one day you may find yourself in this position
yes but its 2026 who uses reddit
/profile
Ragebait!
what wins between pawn and rook vs queen if both play the best move every time?
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redditors got the build of a bowling ball
isnt queen v rook a draw with no pawn?
I rather draw, actually I'd rather lose this position than waste time on something that will probably never happen.
saying this with respect
No, Queen wins.
queen, unless the pawn is on the second rank and the rook is in front of it
queen wins
Thank you for repeating what I said.

yea im lowk dumb
how did u get to this level in chess
draw with either side to move
Thank you for repeating what I said
bro😭
Hai femboi
1.Qc7! and mate in 86
🤤
no but its hard to do without 50 move rule unless you have time to think
😳 😳
O its this guy who will never be gm
bru
imagine you is rated 1999
you need 1 more point to go to 2000,
you lost 1 game. got tilted, and went as low as 1800.
few days later you tried again. series of wins and losses u made it back to 1999 after 12 hours of playing.
you decide to challenge some 1600, and makes u confident u can beat him because of rating difference
then that Anxiety kicks in. u know he is weaker than u. but your nerves betray u.
you dont play normally as you should, your hands are shaking. chest is pounding.
dug dug ♡
DUG DUG DUG ♡
your tunnel vision worsens. you got nervous, knees weak, mom's spaghetti
you ask yourself, why are you playing these bad moves on the crucial game.
then slowly, the clock ticks away, u ended up worse.
it is a moment in chess when you know you're lost. you can't do nothing to save it. All moves lose. It is not checkmate. It is before checkmate. Everything you do is wrong. There are no good moves. All moves lose. It is a very terrible spot to be in, you stared at the board, but it does not change. Nothing can be changed and there is no hope. He is a cat and I am the mouse. and just as expected, you lost 20 elo vs a player 400 elo below you.
draw
Is that you? Where’d you get those shoes I’ve lowkey been looking for something similar to those
this could be me
White is better
no way to win
5+1 vs 9
peak..
😂
1 blocked message... Is that lwk that weird brian dude?
- based on true story
just dont lose
Khawal
Elo doesn't mean anything btw
Yea he is @magic quiver
Skill matters more than elo.
grinding elo sounds so stressful..
Elo just follows ur skills
i wouldnt wanna do that
TETO NOOOOOOOO
so you'd beat me?
Alternatively he could just play a 2500 until he wins. Loses nothing for a loss.
why did my trump photo get deleted
anyone want to play chess with me on discord, chess.com unstable on this device - my elo is 970
How is that related to chess?
I had a clean 30 in puzzle survival, then I stopped thinking.
@proven wave then how is this related to chess
Tbf Trump is playing chess with Iran for the Strait of Hormuz.
I dunno
i hate it when it's the last game to reach new elo peak. but ended up crashing everything down in flames.
any opponent is welcome
happens very often
I got my first two excellents in one game today
what do you identify as
my arm hurts
We are lwk seeing some gigachad strategic play. Trump lwk worked through Jacob Aagaard's workbook.
Can I identify as a grandmaster?
Yeah I will
you identify as stupid dont talk to me
whats ur elo?
sigma
250 but I’m actual decent
Bro thought he ate
chat is this novelty good
ok, u wanna dm me?
Maroczy Bind setup
So sorry to hear about your car crash next week
Yeah
never said that but hey if you want me to remind you of a joke you cracked that was absolutely unfunny
What is bro on about
is it better to go c3 instead in these positions or no?
ok bro ima js ignore u ur actually just talking to talk
i don't know that's why im asking
Why is bro crying
i think its usually better to play c3 or just not move the c pawn at all
why do you have to deal with this at the end of the day we are just draining our brains on a board game
hey pookie
i want to get better
at what
Stop being cynical you weirdo, let people do what they enjoy
hooman
Hello why are you here
whats a hooman
yeah whats a hooman
if you play c4 you end up with an open d file and pawns on c4 and e4 which are weaker that way, so i think either c3 or Nc3 is better
:p
anyways im gonna go play chess
Why chess sucks
i just larp chess i’m not actually good
no so theres this video game called chess
same bro same
Exactly someone gets it
be quiet 2400 😭
Khawal
if i dont win at chess then its a bad game
pogchamps made me wanna play chess even less
Good the game sucks
Need balance changes
white is too OP it goes first
i should be able to en passant any piece smh smh
whoever wastes time learning chess is actually a nerd and has nothing else better to do obviously
3 lessons with Levy was enough to win pogchamps
i genuinely thought i could do this when i was like 5 years old
Not a novelty, and I don't see a reason why it would be bad. Looks pretty solid to me.
white privilege
see now im starting to understand chess
levy might be the greatest internet chess teacher
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opponent got destroyed
nice
can i get some of that too
i missed e5 tho
Let knights move to any square on the board
e5 Ng8 Qf3 gg
realistically you'd be able to walk o nany square you want so i agree
instead I played Bg5, opponent played Be7, and then I saw e5 and played it
at least you found it eventually
hear me out if they add guns and voice chat the playerbase might increase
UWU
- d4 Nf6 2.Nf3 d5 3.Ne5 what is my opponent doing
how is that gg
Yeah like irl fps chess
-3-
ok bro we get it ur like 2400 rated quit flaming people man
i don't play much but the only thing im rated 2400 in is atomic chess
dang
what on earth is atomic chess are the pieces dangerous to touch
🤮
Lowkey irl atomic would be fun without the chess board
Exactly, the piece is infused with uranium.
So it goes kaboom once you touch them
what if you touch the board
i’ve infused myself with ketamine to give myself an advantage
Then the entire playing hall goes kaboom
man chess has too many tryhards i quit
What a message to open discord to
ahh i see so u have to play the game fast to not die
genius
isnt tha speed chess
if you capture a piece nearby pieces explode
also the piece you used to capture also explodes
hello again
the area effect only explodes pieces, not pawns
but like whats stopping us from capturing the king on the first move so we odnt take too long
i’ve missed u @quasi nova
pawns explode if you capture them or they capture
Same vro
how have you been
you can't capture the king on move 1
Good, boutta go to a meat factory for a class excursion
come watch me play atomic on https://www.chess.com/variants
have fun!
@merry bough play me one game regular chess
Gonna be 4°c in there so I'll try
that sounds like somone got destroyed in atomic 😭
I cant rn sorry
its okay, i forgive u.
yeah, 1.Nf3 f6 2.Nc3 Nh6 3.Nd5 e6 4.Nxc7 (ooh, I blew up the queen) 4..Ng4 gg
no defense against 5..Nxf2# blowing up the king
thank you, I lowkey like to play chess
ive never played a chess variant before
lowkey? me too bro
@humble sapphire We caught you doing it
1.Nf3 f6 2.e3 c6 3.Bd3 Qa5 4. b4 Qg5 lol
guh so many letters its hurting my brain
Can we add atomic but with actual bombs
wowza thats cray cray we have so much in common. (cray cray is just slang for crazy btw, I am just using slang)
is this thing on
didn't even take the queen tho, I played 5.Bg6+ Kd8 6.Be8 d6 7.Bd7 Qxg2 8.Bxc8#
oh wow! u have such nice dialect! where are you from sir?
USA, (slang for united states )
Next squid game session 🥹 ✌️
omg same…
United States of America*
black could have avoided checkmate with 5.Bg6+ Qxg6, but after 6.Ne5 d6 7.Nd7 Kd8 8.Nxb8 im up an absurd amount of material
Can you send links to google docs related to chess tournaments
well you know what they say
@humble sapphire Are you a cm? He needs a cm to do it for him
he ain't no real American 
Neither am I
message from the ancient tablets
I thought this was finna be a pick up line
no, i don't, i live in a completely different part of the world i don't think id know.
guh idk what to do
it's good
no, I was asking if you knew what they say bc I dont know, sorry for confusion
I can se where you got that from, it does look like it ngl
I have to go but I’ve heard they don’t have double Big Mac like Japan
Raining brilliants
my friend the other day said “when someone tries to bring u down, get on ur knees”
is that gothom from chess?
no worries m jus dumb
that was not the wind
Yeah
Hm? What wind
he seems to be some… witty alien
so pawn takes knight then what
it would be cool if he made gambit
yeah for real man, I agree
bishop takes
he made 2 actually
what one besides alien?
Where levy is always forced to sacrifice the GM title
bxg5. Long term the king is exposed
martian gambit
honorary gm titles for the 230 elo players
holy quaqamoly
@humble sapphire take this guys advice
tates a chud
Bros going back in time
nerdddds
Ts from 2 years ago
wowza
Wild comment lol
😭
anyone wanna 1v1
Im down
alr bet chess.com rapid?
I dont mind maybe 5min
alr bet
Johnthunder9000
this is mine
Ill send a challenge
































































1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. dxe5 Nc6 4. cxd5 Nxe5 5. a3 Nf6 6. Bg5 Be7 7. Nc3 h6 8. Bh4 Ng6 9. Bg3 O-O 10. e4 Re8 11. Nf3 Bg4 12. Be2 Bd6 13. O-O Bxg3 14. fxg3 Nxe4 15. Nxe4 Rxe4 16. Bd3 Rd4 17. Qc2 Bxf3 18. Bxg6 Bxd5 19. Bh5 Be4 20. Qc3 g6 21. Bf3 Bxf3 22. Rxf3 Rd1+ 23. Rxd1 Qxd1+ 24. Rf1 Qd6 25. Qf3 Qb6+ 26. Kh1 Rf8 27. b4 f5 28. Qf4 Kg7 29. g4 Qd6 30. Qf3 fxg4 31. Qc3+ Kg8 32. Rxf8+ Qxf8 33. Qc4+ Qf7 34. Qc1 Qd5 35. Kg1 Qd4+ 36. Kf1 g5 37. Qxc7 Qf4+ 38. Ke2 Qxc7
I loved playing that endgame
hi Tae
????what is this guy doing
how was work today
very exhausting
awh
lowkeed very over
is it against the rules to just do this😭
what did i just watch...

yoo gg i won
gg i won
did anyone else get this new ui today?
why are you on here again
no
Hiii
bro just hung both a bishop and queen in a rapid game
not even a tactic or anything 💔
did you play against him?
Hello?
Hey am I crazy or is this not checkmate
what
Wanna play?
no
it isnt
yes i won him like 5 in a row but its ok i am very good
these are my stats so it probably makes sense why i beated him
yeah very good 
yea
I got destroyed
it's a queen for a bishop trade
gg
Gg
how come you made your account 2 days ago
im sorry for toutirng your acc
and beat everyone
its my alt
The engine said checkmate
whats your main
What is ur main?
like Cold-Lemon
what
the 600 rapid one?
u do not wanna see my old alt
I played be2 and got checkmate
he basically gave up, cuz if he took your bishop you will take his queen with fork and discovered check

oh wait what the
for a move to be checkmate, it has to be a check first
that's the checkmate symbol
It said checkmate when I played bishop but there wasn’t a check
maybe u just don't know how to read properly? which is fine since you're brand new
edited picture

should be
I am in the top 927 thousand bullet players out of 250 million chess . Com accounts.
crazy
now go for top 1
good luck 
Our best player got 1 out of 4 matches won in the individual
your first ?
Fourth
nicee
top 1 when
And his like 1498 elo in FIDE so
Wait no, not the best player
U15B best player
U18B best player in our school is 2100
easy win
do you have to play him
I'm joining the team tornament
I'm U15B so
It's state-level which means the best of the best are joining
GUYS
I just beat a 2050 rated player OTB
I’m 1118 chess. Com rn
Then I drew as black
Is he tilted
ECF 1900 I think
Brilliant as 360 elo in bullet 💪🏻
Is he tilted? Is he titled?
Don’t have one I started playing 3 months ago
Bro said you won and then said you drew
I was at chess society at uni
oh was it rated
2 games win white draw black and no not rated
But he was just stumped
mustve been the how to reassess book
Sacrificed my rook for mate as white
Tilted means very stressed in chess terms like lost alot of OTB games/online games before hand and began to play bad moves often because his confidence disappears
Genuinely I think it was the book
@earnest olive how do you rhink
Yeah I was just making a joke about how tilted and titled look similar and are both chess related
Then this ECF 1500 played the English against me and I barely lost but it was a very tricky game and he had to be very careful bc his king was in a mating net
I forgot what's a mating net, the king cannot move and almost to mate right
I think that’s the first time I got a such move
To say he plays the English all the time and is comfortable for me to get close is good
yes
Yes
woah
sorry i was afk for a long time ....
That means if the world were 250 brackets of 1 million people, I am in the top 1 million.
Genuinely my biggest feat to date
I forked somebody queen and rook before if I remember
Gimme a few months I’ll be 2k elo lowkey
yo anyone wanna 1v1
try your luck in rated games
that’s also good
Ima learn a bit more first I think if I get to 2k online I’ll do some tournaments
I would but its a waste of time since you dont know how to play it seems
Over confidence takes over ahh
Why are you being a khawal?
I dont know what that is
After Qxe7, Rxe7, Kxe7, Nxf5+ (double check and won a pawn)
can someone 1v1 me last chance before i 1v1 someone else
Lets have a game
BET
Look it up if you wanna know
I can 1v1 you
I dont care
Give user
ok whats your user and rapid?
💔
elst not lie here
Jayden is hearthbroken
you cheating? 
im in a match please don't reply
important question
I'm ngl bro ur account kinda sus
rare
these thumbnails just keep getting better
That means I just did it again, I reached the top 10% in the world ...only now in [bullet]
not gonna accuse but 1+1=fairplay ban
u see the games and win steaks on this alt? dude crushed a 2300 which got banned for fair play
yes
not to mention insane win streaks and account is like barely a day old
Did i get smashed by a cheater 😔

just hit 1700
fide candidate? 
Rookie numbers
Who
The win1er guy
He cheats?
I didnt realise his account was a day old 😭
21.a6 wouldnt even cross my mind
@toxic flicker
You cheat
whats the point of cheating in chess, its embarassing lol
tbf its not good but what real 1900 plays that
oh I gave up going through the individual games when I saw one day old account and massive win streaks against higher rated opponents. his blitz rating of 2k is also a meme. dude has like single digit number of blitz games on their account
what is that
it's amusing these people think the rest of us are r*tards and will not notice such unnatural climbs
I was playing him with it he played against it perfectly
So the poopy doodoo opening
Still have the same pfp oh wow
I knew because i learned the lines for it myself xd
tbf you can just play anything against that
tbf when u make an account u can gain crazy elo if u just win first like 5-10 games i think, cos per win u get like 100+ elo sometimes even more, i remember my friend who made account it happened like that but eventually u go down when u meet strong players
"chesscom: we take cheating very seriously on our site."
lol lmao even
all my real ones know we play Halloween gambit
why change
True but the perfect computer moves just knowing them off your head is a little strange
I just thought at some point you would change but oh well
Yo look at this sick mate
its been the same for 5 years
Anyone wanna play
me
guysguys who r u rooting for in the candidates
i should go on my main its trash'
All that room and nowhere to move, a sniper’s mate
give me a sec ima go on my main its so trash
yessir
Ok
very sus player ill say
its Cold-Lemon
fresh account, plays very unatural moves
Unfortunately due to personal circumstances I cannot compete in the next FIDE freestyle world championship guys
look at my main
ah
@quiet ridge rip bro should've checked their account before accepting a rated challenge
It's just a strong player on an alt
Same here 😭
His main is 600 rapid
Xddd
Ah man it sucks
Im cooked
blender_by_me
He might be using the engine
ok
well well well
"chesscom: we take cheating very seriously on our site."
lol lmao even
very fresh account, only lose was to other teachers
The win streak against the 1100 is the icing on the cake no human is able to do that
I smell something fishy
it's not just him
he lit did not lose
Ik that 1100 is me 😭
once
damn
other then another cheater
lol
It's their game against that 23xx guy that raises massive red flags, not to mention insane win streaks
💀
he has a streak of 60? 💀
qc8 so unatural
I would just take the rook
oh he lost 2 of the first 4 games
look after that