💬〡chess-talk

[fathom mantle]

d4, d5, c4, dxc4 im crine

[main owl]

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON AGAINST A 1800 😭😭😭

[orchid sedge]

its much easier to read it that way

[main owl]

GGs.

[fathom mantle]

Js play the slav vro

[copper comet]

congrats

[indigo void]

I'm 1200

[candid merlin]

ok

[small jungle]

WHY DID I NOT KNOW TS

[copper comet]

how good was the game

[orchid sedge]

omgg

[fathom mantle]

If they play queens gambit play the slav

[quaint jasper]

a sub 1200 beats an 1800???? what is going on

[indigo void]

Same

[main owl]

Wha-
Your roles says 1800.

[orchid sedge]

i have my french repertoire stored there

[indigo void]

Yes

[main owl]

:)

[orchid sedge]

its easy to revise it afterwards

[candid merlin]

ive never heard of the slav opening ever

[main owl]

Why tho?

[indigo void]

You beat me with timeout

[candid merlin]

I read books

[indigo void]

But ye you win

[indigo void]

Read me

[candid merlin]

???😭😭😭

[indigo void]

I lost against 500 elo helpp

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[main owl]

I mean clock is also a piece 😭

[north orchid]

guys

[quaint jasper]

chat

[main owl]

Tho yeah the position was drawn I think.

[indigo void]

You winn

[candid merlin]

pals

[north orchid]

i m done

[quaint jasper]

Im starting

[indigo void]

I played so badd

[candid merlin]

im middling

[quaint jasper]

thats sus

[north orchid]

gonna end soon

[candid merlin]

gonna middle soon

[main owl]

Sign that you should sleep.

[indigo void]

Aww here me winning against 1900 fide and losing to 500 elo

[quaint jasper]

tilted more like chillin

[north orchid]

level 5 stockfish is what elo

[candid merlin]

it's already 12:19 am and I still play a very solid game

[indigo void]

1500 i think

[north orchid]

tf

[indigo void]

Solid and game

[main owl]

I'm not 500 😭😭😭

[north orchid]

nah bro

[quaint jasper]

20 bucks ur a semi slav kid

[indigo void]

Then

[main owl]

Oh wait I'm in Blitz.

[north orchid]

dude i 1000

[candid merlin]

what's slav

[main owl]

Shit. Didn't notice that.

[indigo void]

567

[north orchid]

and i beat stockfish lvl 5 ?

[spark blade]

time to find a new hobby

[indigo void]

No one knows

[quaint jasper]

d5, c6, e6 triangle setup

[indigo void]

Nooooooo

[north orchid]

1000 bullet i mean

[candid merlin]

o

never tried that

[spark blade]

chess is not for you💔

[quaint jasper]

road to 2000 with anna cramling's cow opening

[candid merlin]

and never heard of it until now

[indigo void]

Nahh u not for me

[potent veldt]

does lichess have inflated elo?

[indigo void]

Ye

[fathom mantle]

d4, d5, c4, c6

[candid merlin]

ihj

[quaint jasper]

I think both platforms do but lichess more so. I beat a 2270 lichess rapid player with a basic knight fork on f7..

[candid merlin]

imma go bonk my friends with that one triple t filter in tt

[potent veldt]

compared to official rankings ?

that would make snese

[indigo void]

Aww aww

[quaint jasper]

Im 1600 USCF and have 2200 elo on lichess and .com, but I haven't played a tourney in years

[fathom mantle]

Bro, at move 22, why not fxe5

Im crine

[candid merlin]

son I'm 200 elo you can't expect me to find every good moves

[quaint jasper]

I can help 😄

[fathom mantle]

Sonion, its kinda obvious, but im not judging, its alright

[candid merlin]

it's 12:22 am okay?? 😭😭

[quaint jasper]

time to lock in

[candid merlin]

I didn't think deeply there

[candid merlin]

weally >:D

[quaint jasper]

yes!

[fathom mantle]

Qg6 was SAVING bro😭

[quaint jasper]

I can coach u

[fathom mantle]

You know we have the same timezones

[quaint jasper]

to be a sigma lord

[fathom mantle]

Can you teach me aswell

[candid merlin]

WOWOWOWOOW PLSPLSPLSPSL MAKE ME SIGMA LORD

[fathom mantle]

Im crine

[candid merlin]

so all betas will bow on me

[quaint jasper]

betaaa!

[candid merlin]

and the betas should quiver when the sigma lord is angry 🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥

[spark blade]

im glad

[quaint jasper]

you can check my bio if u want coachin

[candid merlin]

it's probably paid

[quaint jasper]

duh

[candid merlin]

no

I'd rather use pdfs sorry 😭

[quaint jasper]

what do u mean by pdfs

[indigo void]

Aww

[candid merlin]

chess book pdfs

[quaint jasper]

yeah have fun with that

[indigo void]

I wanna play you

[candid merlin]

thanks ig

wait first lesson is free?

[quaint jasper]

I'm quivering

[indigo void]

What's that

[quaint jasper]

shaking

[quaint jasper]

yes but u made it clear u have no interest

[candid merlin]

I'm down

[fathom mantle]

What elo r u twine

[candid merlin]

2300-2500

[quaint jasper]

2200 chess.com and lichess

[indigo void]

I am interested

[fathom mantle]

Can we play a game 🥰🥰

[quaint jasper]

no u guys will cheat!

I sus u guys of beeds

[fathom mantle]

Twin😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prabir KC (prabirkc)

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Rapid: 2043 (peak)
Blitz: 1668 (1970 peak)

[fathom mantle]

Js play a game dawg

[limber cove]

I have broken my curse of tilting

[quaint jasper]

holy blitz rating

[limber cove]

Don't make fun of the blitz rating I let my friends play blitz

[quaint jasper]

D:

[candid merlin]

hi rembo

[limber cove]

😭

[fathom mantle]

Play me dawg

[limber cove]

I wish I was allowed to play bullet

If I do my heart will explode

[fathom mantle]

Why not

[modern palm]

gg i dont do so well on 10|0 cuz of time pressure but u played well

its getting late so i gtg

[quaint jasper]

but ur gotham chess

[limber cove]

IS THAT LEVY ROZMAN

[fathom mantle]

Vro can we js play a game

[modern palm]

https://tenor.com/view/gotham-chess-youtube-thumbnail-thumbnail-gojo-2026-gif-6481186319739382306

[arctic grail]

🧐

[limber cove]

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GOTHAM FROM HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL GOTHAM CHESS

[fathom mantle]

Im starting to get very mad

[arctic grail]

Ksante

[tiny wigeon]

anyone up for a match?

[tiny wigeon]

swiss bro you up for a match?

korean*

[woeful geyser]

Use unrated games for them, don't let them ruin it

[signal snow]

It's interesting to see the game from an international masters perspective

[limber cove]

its fine , if i wanted rating id get it. im more than good enough to climb to 2k

[limber cove]

its just lack of time

[modern palm]

chat how to reach 1700 elo

[limber cove]

books

[indigo knoll]

you can get to 2200, I believe in you Eternas

[modern palm]

what books u recommend

[limber cove]

thanks?

[limber cove]

depends

[modern palm]

any tactics or endgames one that isnt so complicated

[indigo knoll]

I am considering taking a a few week break from chess, I am enjoying it less and i play better when having fun, thoughts?

[woeful geyser]

When will you surpass the border of 2000 rating if it keeps going on?

[limber cove]

nothing is NOT complicated

[signal snow]

If it helps you play better, do it

[woeful geyser]

Practice chess on board and play against yourself

[limber cove]

i already am 2050 + i have otb fide games (around 5 with no breaks )

online games are just jokes

[woeful geyser]

What's your Fide Rating

[limber cove]

1600 as of now (dont make fun)

i did beat one fm this month

[modern palm]

does that actually work

[woeful geyser]

That's not possible.

[signal snow]

It's normal actually, 2000 online is like 1500 fide

[limber cove]

fym its not

[woeful geyser]

It does work. Play against yourself until checkmate and figure out mistakes from both sides

[indigo knoll]

??

[limber cove]

first place mind you FIDE TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

[woeful geyser]

You're a 1600 defeating a 2400+ FM is not possible

[indigo knoll]

DANG

[limber cove]

since when are fms 2400

[indigo knoll]

how to join fide?

[limber cove]

pay them for an id

[woeful geyser]

Before since you were born

[indigo knoll]

ah thanks

[limber cove]

brother

[woeful geyser]

That's nothing. Just the beginning

You're not special

[paper zenith]

DAYUM congrats!

[limber cove]

you do realise fms are 2100

my countries highest rated player is 2200 fyi

[woeful geyser]

Even CM is 2200

[indigo knoll]

is there a big difference in chess.com rating and fide?

[woeful geyser]

???

[signal snow]

Which country?

[woeful geyser]

Huge difference

[strong locust]

Hi guys

[limber cove]

nepal

[gritty wave]

U either mean national rating or u didnt face an fm

[limber cove]

same as gorkhaknight

[signal snow]

It's a 500 point difference in blitz

[strong locust]

Wait who are u

[woeful geyser]

He's more likely to be a Candidate Master

[desert wharf]

Ello

[indigo knoll]

dangg

[woeful geyser]

And a CM is a below graded title in elite chess world

[strong locust]

Are u nepali

[woeful geyser]

Yea

[limber cove]

oh yeah mb

[strong locust]

Me too

[limber cove]

nabin tandukar , hes old and tried to play sicillian against me but fell into nxe7 trap early on

[woeful geyser]

Ramro cha

[signal snow]

So GM in your country is 2300 fide?

[true grove]

HI

[limber cove]

hey whats up

[strong locust]

Yup

[limber cove]

been a while

[strong locust]

Hi hi I m fine

[limber cove]

i hit 2000 tilted back to 1890 and came back to 2050

[summer basin]

Cool

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties

[strong locust]

My chess is real tragedy rn
Lost 300 ELO in bullet in a week💔💔

[limber cove]

whattt

[woeful geyser]

Tapai friend requests accept garnucha?

[limber cove]

so your 2100 now?

[strong locust]

Ofc

[strong locust]

Ya from 2400 to 2100
Thankfully today I gained back to 2200

[limber cove]

do you play otb? next week or so there is dhading ma

[limber cove]

good god

[woeful geyser]

I don't have much money to spend it on OTB FIDE tournament

They're clearly overpriced

[strong locust]

I too wanted to play otb
But I am broke😭

[limber cove]

1000 for hotel and 2 days food

its more not for nafa but to build community , hosted by rupesh i think

[dark trout]

hello chat :3

[limber cove]

might be in dhading or dolakha i forgot

[quaint jasper]

how off if a chess.com rating from a USCF or FIDE rating

[woeful geyser]

Do you have link for it

[strong locust]

Like a 100-200 probably

[limber cove]

go to chessresults.com NEP

they have details + contact info there

[quaint jasper]

so I'm about 2000 USCF

w

[limber cove]

idk exact name cause i have a ton of tournaments far from eachother and havent gotten the names

[strong locust]

I see so many 2200s in cc after I reached 2200

[quaint jasper]

I see FM's at 2300 cc

[strong locust]

I saw a gm at 2300 bullet
And I beat him

[limber cove]

rupesh is legit 2100 😭

[hollow rapids]

why are people this stupid? https://www.chess.com/game/167261385240

[woeful geyser]

Dholakha is too far away from where I live in Kathmandu and the Road conditions are not that good

[limber cove]

how is he national champion

[woeful geyser]

I won't risk my life for a tournament

[limber cove]

kathmandu? i thought your from gorkha

[strong locust]

He is great at blitz
Bro he doesn't care about bullet and rapid

[limber cove]

dhading is close by

[limber cove]

kshitij wipes him in blitz

60 to 40 win rate average

[woeful geyser]

177+ Kilometers with roads that are climbing mountains

[limber cove]

dhading is close by so go there

its next to ktm

[warped osprey]

nico hulkenberg

[limber cove]

kshitij deserves the glaze

[strong locust]

Ya he is good

[limber cove]

i will glaze my coach all the way

[strong locust]

Wish I become 2500 by the end of 2026😭

[wise arch]

holy domination

[strong locust]

Oh he is your coach

[limber cove]

one game rq?

[tranquil prism]

what tc?

[strong locust]

Blitz

[wise arch]

my top 5 games for sure, i destroyed my opponent

[strong locust]

What time control

[woeful geyser]

I can't see if there's any tournament ongoing there

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deehzwheez

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Blitz: 2402 (2428 peak)
Bullet: 2502 (peak)

[limber cove]

i won the a team championship on his team , team got6.5/7 and i got 6/7 no loss

[tranquil prism]

@sterile pebble ggs

[limber cove]

rapid 10+0 unrated

[wise arch]

can i play c6 d5 against d4?

[strong locust]

Sure I will send

[limber cove]

queens gambit declined structure so yes

[oblique dagger]

I think d5 c6

[wise arch]

why

[oblique dagger]

Idk im not a theory god

[limber cove]

move order matters

if they dont go c4 c6 isnt that great imo

[wise arch]

idk how to respond do d4. d5 i dont like at all

[proven wave]

Okay everyone see you after 4 days

[balmy python]

bro is too busy memorizing gd levels 😭🙏🏻

[small jungle]

Yes

[signal snow]

Nice stats

[small jungle]

It's called the slav or semi slav depending how you continue

[oblique dagger]

I quitted gd but yes lot of memorization

[tranquil prism]

why is gd lwk harder than chess

[balmy python]

bro u did not quit gd 😭 aint no way

[oblique dagger]

I thought it was d4 d5

Then u play c6

[oblique dagger]

I stopped playing extremes but i keep doing daily and weekly

[wise arch]

is knight d7 good in queen gamblit declined?

[oblique dagger]

I did 3 medium demons today in few minutes 💀

[small jungle]

c4 d5 is the same vro

[small jungle]

In what variation

[buoyant warren]

hi pookie

[wise arch]

just at the beginning. like c7 d5 and then like knight d7

[oblique dagger]

HEWWO UWU :3

[small jungle]

Depends which line they play

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[buoyant warren]

u should beat bloodbath

[oblique dagger]

Its top 40 on mobile lrr tho TwT

[buoyant warren]

aw shit yeah

[oblique dagger]

Harder than ldfw 💔

[wise arch]

idk. What openning should i learn against d4? i hate it

[oblique dagger]

U should beat flamewall its like buffed bloodlust :3

[buoyant warren]

do allegiance

[woeful geyser]

What is a gd

[oblique dagger]

Not my type of lvl

[buoyant warren]

ima do zodiac after bloodlust

actually do shinigami its really good

[small jungle]

Qgd is perfectly fine but you can learn anything

[oblique dagger]

Beat zodiac before it leaves top 150 🙏

[oblique dagger]

Not my type of lvl as well 🙏

[wise arch]

hyhothetically is Rg8 good?

[wet hollow]

Why is your pfp an elaphant

[buoyant warren]

It shouldnt take too long, bloodlust gonna take under 20k atts

[oblique dagger]

I have 50k on acu 💔

[buoyant warren]

plan is bloodlust, zodiac, verdant ladnscape, yangire, kyouki

[buoyant warren]

damn

[woeful geyser]

Maybe bishop e7

[lapis tendon]

I just played a grandmaster and won, true story trust me I promise

[oblique dagger]

Kyouki is actually crazy

[wise arch]

yeah i played it but was wondering

[buoyant warren]

I have 50k on anathema and i got 66-99 thrice 😭

[shell lynx]

Would not recommend blundering a bishop

[oblique dagger]

I have a friend who beat firework in 100k attempts and he still havent beaten kyouki with 350+k attempts

[woeful geyser]

I think rg8 is a blunder of a whole bishop

[buoyant warren]

damn

[balmy python]

Regal and majestic animals 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[buoyant warren]

Actually i should do firework first

[wise arch]

it lets me get a passed pawn

[oblique dagger]

I got him calling me daddy 😳

[oblique dagger]

Yuh peak 🔥 🔥

[buoyant warren]

[woeful geyser]

Which pawn?

[wise arch]

so wait what do i play against d4 again

[wise arch]

one on h file since i capture his g pawn and he has to move his rook. just an idea tho

[buoyant warren]

after kyouki is anathema rematch

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-cheese-silly-cat-gif-3675247293252358904

[oblique dagger]

Anathema and kyouki has aura

Lowk just go for a top 150 🙏

[buoyant warren]

I lowkey could js beat zodiac in 40k atts probably not too hard

[oblique dagger]

Getting a list point is the best of gd achievement u can have

[woeful geyser]

Can't he just ignore it and ignore the threat? For the time while planning a future attack?

[hollow rapids]

eyyyyy

[oblique dagger]

Gooo 🙏

[hollow rapids]

i'm at 967

[woeful geyser]

There's a whole rook blocking it anyway-

[oblique dagger]

Having pointercrate account might be the most aura thing in gd

[wise arch]

idk just an idea i had

[shut skiff]

dude i beat kocmoc

[woeful geyser]

Do you have pgn in text of it?

[shut skiff]

👍

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play?

[wise arch]

the what

[oblique dagger]

Whats ur pointercrate

[shell lynx]

white can just take the bishop and consolidate with Ne2-Nf4. Then stack on the h-file or something. h5 or f5 will fall.

[shut skiff]

wazzat

[hollow rapids]

i'm so goated

[oblique dagger]

This is how we cook liars in 3s

[limber cove]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-larp-larp-lets-go-meme-larping-ryu-jjk-gif-4454813626454837513

[woeful geyser]

The puzzle

[oblique dagger]

🔥

[wise arch]

its not puzzle

[shut skiff]

bro isw i did

[woeful geyser]

Send the link of game review if it is that

[wise arch]

wait finishing up, i should clean him

[torn maple]

I accepted the draw offer here, should've i just kept playing?

[limber cove]

i premoved nf6 after e4 e5 f4 nf6 i had to cope the whole match JUST to be equal

[oblique dagger]

U cant beat a top gd lvl and not knowing what pointercrate is 💔

[strong locust]

Hi again

[limber cove]

rematch

[woeful geyser]

Did he just blundered a full night?

[shut skiff]

isnt pointercrate tht one ggd demon list?

[wise arch]

he took my bishop but now its like m4 or smth lol

[strong locust]

💔 I am scared

[shut skiff]

i read pointer chest

mb

[limber cove]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jotaro-kujo-kujo-jotaro-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jjba-gif-4536688621833451639

[oblique dagger]

Naruto

[woeful geyser]

Win it no joke

[wise arch]

ez game

[limber cove]

1100

[wise arch]

ok how do i share a game

[woeful geyser]

Nice!

[limber cove]

BRO @strong locust 65 ACURACY FOR BOTH LOL

[gleaming vine]

Hi brothers

[limber cove]

😭

[shut skiff]

elo?

[woeful geyser]

Just copy and send me the link in dms

[hollow rapids]

i think i just played my best game lol

[steady pendant]

hi

[wise arch]

1k

[wise arch]

dm me i cant

[shut skiff]

not bad im 500 🙂

[oblique dagger]

Aura

[open herald]

HAHAHA

[oblique dagger]

Eloism

Its like racism but over elo

[wise arch]

1k elo little free in rapid after blitz 700

[open herald]

Blitz 1669 HAHAHA

[wise arch]

i was dominating whole game

[lime solar]

hi

[buoyant acorn]

being eloist is the way

[hollow rapids]

average 30 centipawn loss is goated

[oblique dagger]

[hollow rapids]

soon i will have achieved my goal

[woeful geyser]

@wise arch

Did you use stockfish in the game

[oblique dagger]

Omgg real afm ??

[wise arch]

no

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James (tattymcsplat)

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Rapid: 2458 (2474 peak)
Blitz: 2319 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[woeful geyser]

1000 rated playing like 1700

[wise arch]

i never cheat

[woeful geyser]

Yes

[oblique dagger]

Holy pro

[wise arch]

ey not bad

[shell lynx]

Sawbbing

[oblique dagger]

How much did u pay

[woeful geyser]

Not even a single miss or a blunder

While being a 1000 rated

[wise arch]

10 min game

[woeful geyser]

Bravado..

[woeful geyser]

7 dollars for sure

[wise arch]

why would i use stockfish to play a move in 50 seconds lol

[hollow rapids]

y'all act like 1000's are stupid

[oblique dagger]

Whats ur elo in cc

[wise arch]

we are

[limber cove]

@strong locust has given me a reason to study kings gambit theory

[oblique dagger]

2k too

[open herald]

What's Magnus's IQ level

[woeful geyser]

Most actually are

[hollow rapids]

not always though

[silver vortex]

Oh yay I’m trusted now

[woeful geyser]

Don't use the site

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[wise arch]

idk one of my better games but it was fun

[woeful geyser]

More than Einstein

[oblique dagger]

What elo do u think u are

[silver vortex]

Dark green hell yeah

[woeful geyser]

FIDE Online Arena 1600+, I think I am 1800-2000

[wise arch]

scandinavian just sucks tbh

[oblique dagger]

Green green better

[strong locust]

I only play kings gambit btw
So ya please study
I wanna practice

[wise arch]

idk if its a good move i always play this tho

[oblique dagger]

If magnus plays it then its good

[hollow rapids]

when compared to 2000's or gm's yeah sure but if you take a 1000 and put them against a 500 they pummel em pretty easily

[open herald]

Never in the world.

[wise arch]

magnus magnessium same thing

[hollow rapids]

i go for queen trade lol

[open abyss]

Life is too short bro💔 i miss my childhood, gosh i can’t believe im 13 already 💔💔

[woeful geyser]

That's the problem. You don't need to compare yourself towards the lower rated people.

[strong locust]

I would go for this

[woeful geyser]

How so

[hollow rapids]

you are doing the same by saying 1000's are stupid, relative to you maybe sure but relative to the average joe they're not

[fickle delta]

IQ and chess does not have a direct correlation

[wise arch]

me when they play an openning i dont know

[strong locust]

Ya 1000s are good relative to average guy

[open abyss]

You when they play an openning you dont know

[wise arch]

meh

[silver vortex]

Saying meh to a factual statement 💀

[wise arch]

I BLUNDERED KNIGHT

[woeful geyser]

Maybe that's right that I compared that infront of myself.

[open abyss]

Magnus has like 800 IQ or smth he ain’t campion for nthg

[wise arch]

well more of a mistake rather than blunder i got 2 pawns for it

[hollow rapids]

i don't get what you're trying to say here

[woeful geyser]

800 is just over glazing. It'd more likely to be 140-160

[strong locust]

And hikaru has 102
Yet he is one of the best chess player currently

[fickle delta]

Low IQ might limit you, but high IQ does not mean you're a good chess player or vice versa

[oblique dagger]

I have 50 iq

[woeful geyser]

I'm saying that when I said "That's the problem. You don't need to compare yourself towards the lower rated people." I compared them to myself

[open abyss]

We know you have a IQ of a dolfin bro we get it ale skills issues or smth💔💔

[wise arch]

my iq is like weather. Sometimes 20 sometimes -20

or 67

[deep sail]

500

[woeful geyser]

Fr chat?

[strong locust]

Yup

[fickle delta]

Right now my IQ and my chess rating are inverse

[open abyss]

Hikaru has like 500 or 600 bro where yall getting these iq scores from? From your iq testing websites?

[hollow rapids]

oh like that, yeah i mean you're obviously stronger than i am and strength is relative but when looking at how many people on chess.com with active accounts don't get to 1000 at all it's crazy

[woeful geyser]

I feel smarter than hikaru, reading all these nonsense books about history and geography

[mighty lion]

Prob ev3r

[grave sorrel]

My highest accuracy

[wise arch]

OFC INDIAN KID COOKING ME UP AND INSIDE

[strong locust]

Shame you have Siddhartha in your name
The siddhartha I know is smarter than you

[mighty lion]

What do you mean strength is relative

[woeful geyser]

You cannot show offense to indians in chess

[wise arch]

i always lose against them

[open abyss]

Bro yall have a humor of a chip

Like i was being funny

[grave sorrel]

half eaten chip bag

[woeful geyser]

That's their game, they sometimes smoke up and the 1500 rated 3 year old from India is just insane

[open abyss]

At least laugh a lil bro

[hollow rapids]

exactly what you think it means, strength is relative because you're always comparing strength to someone else's strength

[mighty lion]

Nothing to be proud of when its that short game

[wise arch]

rigged

[open abyss]

Yeah

[grave sorrel]

well their accuracy wasn’t that low

[strong locust]

I know
But jokes getting old

[wise arch]

ok he blundered a rook

[woeful geyser]

His parents pre registered the "Gukesh Dommaraju" pack in the life style selections

[mighty lion]

Theyre accuracy was very low, they just blundered in the opening and you played obvious moves and game ended immedietly, and youre like "oh look at me 95%!!"

[grave sorrel]

They’ve made no blunders

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie uwuuuu

[woeful geyser]

I have seen people having accuracy of 92 and a game rating of 1500

[wise arch]

@woeful geyser can u review my game after

[mighty lion]

Game losing mistakes whatever you want to call it

[shell lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

[wise arch]

https://www.chess.com/game/167262647206

can someone game review

[woeful geyser]

Surely cannot cuz I don't have chess.com premium lmao

[grave sorrel]

It wasn’t a game losing mistake, the graph isn’t that bad

[hollow rapids]

my opponent lost because they traded their rook in a 2 rooks vs rook and knight endgame lmaooooo

[shut skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[woeful geyser]

Try chess.sigma named webste

[wise arch]

is 1 point advantage good or not like in terms of human gameplay

[fickle delta]

Gz. Looks like you played principled

[woeful geyser]

Dms

[grave sorrel]

Thats what I’m improving on. Haters are gonna hate

[wise arch]

tanks

[mighty lion]

Its depended on game length, you may ne 500 elo and enemy falls into fried liver trap and resigns and than engine says youre accuracy is 99 "oh guys look at my accuracy its 99!"

[mighty lion]

Up for a game I am curious how accurately youll play

[woeful geyser]

And sometimes in Vienna gambit too

[onyx flax]

yet ANOTHER stalemate from a losing postion

[grave sorrel]

Sure

[onyx flax]

WHO gonna stop me

[mighty lion]

Give user

[grave sorrel]

Fbiarchives

[onyx flax]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/167262646538/analysis

[frosty peak]

TheDante_Diamond (163) vs. Mu-1c (171)

Move List

1. b4 Nc6 2. Nc3 Nxb4 3. a3 Nc6 4. Rb1 Rb8 5. Rb5 a6 6. Re5 Nxe5 7. d4 Nc6 8. Qd3 Na5 9. Qf5 Nc6 10. d5 Nd4 11. Qe4 Nc6 12. Qf5 Nd4 13. Be3 Nxf5 14. Bd4 Nxd4 15. Nf3 Nxc2+ 16. Kd2 Na1 17. Nb1 Nb3+ 18. Kd3 Nc5+ 19. Kd4 Ne6+ 20. Kc4 b5+ 21. Kd3 Nc5+ 22. Ke3 Nb3 23. h4 Rb6 24. Rh3 Re6+ 25. Kd3 Nc1+ 26. Kc2 Na2 27. Rg3 g5 28. Rxg5 Rc6+ 29. dxc6 Bh6 30. Rf5 e6 31. Re5 Qf6 32. Rc5 Bf4 33. cxd7+ Kxd7 34. Rxc7+ Kxc7 35. Nc3 Nxc3 36. Nd4 Qxd4 37. e3 Qe4+ 38. Kxc3 Nf6 39. exf4 Qxf4 40. a4 Nd5+ 41. Kb3 bxa4+ 42. Ka3 Qd4 43. Bc4 Ne3 44. Kxa4 Qxc4+ 45. Ka5 Nxg2 46. f4 Nxf4 47. h5 Rg8 48. h6 Rg6 

[onyx flax]

best 200 elo stalemater?

[wise pivot]

"tsundere"

[mighty lion]

sent

[hollow rapids]

fried liver is lowkey lame though, you can just not allow it as well lmao

[silver vortex]

I’m finding it hard to seek the balance between taking time on my moves to see different possibilities and spending too much time and flagging later in the game

[onyx flax]

yes

[shell lynx]

Tuff

[fickle delta]

Just keep in mind that accuracy isn't a great metric when you have few moves in a match, but 90+ in a 19 move game seems good at your level (assuming you're sub 1k). Which is probably what's triggering the other people in here.
But I see from the picture you had 0 bad moves, so gg

[oblique dagger]

UWU

[wise pivot]

hop on GD lets go demon for demon

[onyx flax]

new gotham chess video: THIS 200 elo player has the CRAZIEST stalemates

whats ur hardest

[oblique dagger]

My hardest is stereo mzdness

[grave sorrel]

@mighty lion are you gonna add me?

or send

[open herald]

Einstein is a scientist. Magnus has 200 iq in chess only

[mighty lion]

I sent challange, guess ill resend it, be in app

[wise pivot]

i lowkey cant beat the last mini ship in clubstep

or like second to last one

[earnest olive]

Any high rated players that know what the general role of black will end up being playing against the English? Like where support points for the knight to aim for are, which side of the board to try to work towards etc. probably after c4 e5 then either nc3 Bb4 or g3 Nf6 Bg3 O-O e4 Bxc3

[onyx flax]

ggwp my hardest is blade of justice

[woeful geyser]

Iq can be defined not just by studying your arse off something.

If it is like that then sindarov would've been the highest iq

[woeful geyser]

Include gukesh

[drowsy pelican]

Gl with the tournament

[onyx flax]

is gotham chess here

[wise pivot]

youre still under 500 elo so u have no aura

[onyx flax]

uhm

[gentle gorge]

@tribal folio no but she is

[onyx flax]

my best skill is stalemating

[woeful geyser]

He has his own server

[onyx flax]

same person ngl

[wise pivot]

set me up with andrea

[woeful geyser]

Wtf?

Won't Find Mate (WFM) vs An international Master?

Look at the difference

[buoyant warren]

OwO

[wise pivot]

any title with w at the start is so weak fr

[woeful geyser]

The title that starts wth an "A" is the weakest

[wise pivot]

my record against titled women is probably like 5-0

[onyx flax]

sarcasm

[woeful geyser]

They're so lucky to be with W

[wise pivot]

imagine being AWCM

[woeful geyser]

100 elo fr

[atomic pier]

wgm: lost 1 won 1
wim: won 2
wfm: won 1 lost 1, 1 draw
wcm: won 4, lost 1

[oblique dagger]

Hru uwu

[wise pivot]

are those my stats or yours

[buoyant warren]

im feeling cute today

[atomic pier]

mine
but can't tell if they are accurate or not

[oblique dagger]

Im feeling very uwu ;3

[keen breach]

who helps me?
i downloaded 253 minecraft mod
i'm using Embeddium and other fps mods
my fps fell down from 50 -> (0 or 1)

[wise pivot]

hold up lemme chck mine

[atomic pier]

and it's all bullet, so idk if it even amounts to anything lol

[smoky dragon]

Skibidi

[oblique dagger]

Skibidi sigma

[open herald]

Einstein cracked more codes 💀💀

[woeful geyser]

This is not Minecraft server 💀

[smoky dragon]

[keen breach]

i know
but everyone plays i think

[woeful geyser]

No he did not 💀

It was Alan Turing if I am correct

[buoyant warren]

Beat yandere

[fickle delta]

At least his machine did

[woeful geyser]

Maybe some of women here do

[woeful geyser]

Bro...

[wise pivot]

these are half of my games against titles

[fickle delta]

Also, IQ is just a measure of intellectual capacity, not how intelligent you are. Using IQ to determine intelligence is like using BMI to determine fitness

[woeful geyser]

That's brilliant

[open herald]

💀💀💀 No.

He had to pay for it

[wise pivot]

beat a few cms and fms somehow

[woeful geyser]

Tfym no

[open herald]

Eienstein did it without giving up much

[woeful geyser]

????

Where did Epstein came from

[oblique dagger]

Too hard TwT

[woeful geyser]

Now he learnt maths from the wheelchair guy

[fickle delta]

Hopefully meant to say Einstein

[open herald]

😭💯

[gentle gorge]

alphawoman is so tuff i love her

[open herald]

He just read what Einstein wrote and understand much more that's it

[woeful geyser]

And he sacraficed his chess.com server membership!

[open herald]

No I'm a diamond member

[wise pivot]

whos that lmao

[open herald]

I have more authority

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> z7z6

This is the Chess.com profile of z7z6. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 613
Blitz: 162
Bullet: 597

[gentle gorge]

she streams on tiktok i always come across her on my fyp

[fickle delta]

You sacrifice your rook. I sacrifice my account. We are not the same

[open herald]

True Adam In Chess

[woeful geyser]

So according to you Collecting information about the things that existed before from someone else's book just means your invention or discovery is theirs?

[wise pivot]

guess i played her before she was famous

[woeful geyser]

Surely

[gentle gorge]

shes still stuck at 2200-2300 level 💀

[woeful geyser]

Then relativity was discovered by Newton cuz he gave the theory of the existence of the gravity

[buoyant warren]

Do artifice

[wise pivot]

i dropped to 2k and back to 2.2k meanwhile

[woeful geyser]

And relativity is extremely related to gravity

[open herald]

No? did eienstein claimed Turings inventions were his? No, Did he Help? Yes

[oblique dagger]

What the helly is this

[woeful geyser]

Einstein was in the f*cking U.S when Alan and his team made enigma in england

You moron

[oblique dagger]

Looks too hard

[open herald]

YOU'RE HEATING up I'm calling my son Magnus to checkmate you irl

[buoyant warren]

I got 81 on it and then dropped it bc there was a dual in the 30s i could not figure out

[haughty ingot]

:

[woeful geyser]

I'm calling sindarov my brother against him

[open herald]

I'm Calling Alpha Zero

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

This is the Chess.com profile of cosmic_chesss. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2400 (peak)
Blitz: 2400 (2480 peak)
Bullet: 2505 (peak)

[oblique dagger]

Noooo

[woeful geyser]

I'm calling Leela Chess Zero!

[oblique dagger]

Peak sitter

[hollow rapids]

idk why but i have a premonition that i'm winning this one

[signal snow]

I'm currently training btw

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> skibaqara

This is the Chess.com profile of skibaqara. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2200 (peak)
Blitz: 2356 (2417 peak)
Bullet: 2616 (2785 peak)

[open herald]

Calling Chat GPT

[kindred crypt]

Jynxi vs Sindarov when

[woeful geyser]

And he sacraficed the rules!

[open herald]

Calling M*ssad💀

[woeful geyser]

Bro jynxzi should play against the worst player in the chat rn

[kindred crypt]

Me maybe

im 1100

[oblique dagger]

AURA

[open herald]

🤣🤣🤣

Pipe down bro

[kindred crypt]

huh????

[oblique dagger]

@buoyant warren teach me chess 🥺

[woeful geyser]

Uno reverse!

[kindred crypt]

1100 is a respectable elo especially considering i was 600 3 months ago

[woeful geyser]

You'd make him shat up his pants no jokes

[open herald]

Can't hit Reverse On Mxxxxd because they own uno

[icy kraken]

any one wants to play any chess variants with me

[open herald]

I just started chess yesterday and I'm at 900s

[woeful geyser]

The painter- Final boss!

[kindred crypt]

literally impossible

[open herald]

Mxxxxd Ancestors Owned him too, sorry

[kindred crypt]

unless its provisional

[woeful geyser]

No they did not

[open herald]

NoNoNo I'm just way to good at grasping stuff

[kindred crypt]

ok bro

[silver vortex]

i was around 1200-1400 chess.com ELO when i stopped playing 3 years or 4 years and and i just started again and i can compete at 900 ELO which im actually quite happy about

[kindred crypt]

thats different

[silver vortex]

that was unrelated to that conversation i just wanted to say it

[atomic pier]

...

[woeful geyser]

At 3000 elo if you even stopped a day playing chess, your elo would decrease to 2400

[open herald]

YES? he wasn't even the biggest fish he created that ideology but there was someone Else 🫡

[open herald]

Check my profile bro 💀💀💀

[kindred crypt]

Me when i spread bullshit

[atomic pier]

alleged afm <500 speaking
everyone listen to this person

[magic quiver]

You went from 600-1100 in 3 months?

[woeful geyser]

I can send you my FOA profile for proof

[kindred crypt]

give details

[silver vortex]

ive started playing 15|10 instead of just 10 so i can actually think about my moves

[atomic pier]

sorry, but I'll decline that offer

[kindred crypt]

yeah but ive played about 750 rapid games

[magic quiver]

Yeah that’s hilarious ngl

[keen grotto]

Also note that in the last years, average skill has slowly crept up.
It used to be that if you didn't hang pieces every other move, you were 1000.
These days 1000s are seriously busting out Chessable courses.

[sage vine]

I went from 350-1100 in 2 months

[open herald]

I started playing Chess.com yesterday literally probably have <4 hours on it

[woeful geyser]

It's not an offer, it's an order to get a job

[atomic pier]

especially seeing that your connected account doesn't seem to exist anymore

[magic quiver]

What’s your rating goal

[open herald]

Never played chess in my life btw

[kindred crypt]

did you play chess irl before that

[silver vortex]

top 10 lies of the modern chess era

[keen grotto]

That's so awesome! So much to learn and enjoy!

[open herald]

No i play Shogi

[kindred crypt]

1400 for rn

[woeful geyser]

Yep

[open herald]

THANKS to YOU.

[oblique dagger]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[magic quiver]

🫡 Yeah I wasn’t asking because I thought it was unlikely because I went from 100-1500 in 4 months. Still great progress from both of you guys tho

[atomic pier]

sorry if i'm overstepping now
but as I said, I won't inquire about your fide online arena profile

[sage vine]

do you want any tips or anything

[keen grotto]

Which time control are you playing on FOA?
I'm always looking for point donators opponents in 1+0.

[atomic pier]

😭

[open herald]

Yes

[woeful geyser]

10+5

[sage vine]

sorry
but yeah I'm 2100 now so that was like 20 months ago

[silver vortex]

anyone under 1000 want to play?

[magic quiver]

I see that

[icy kraken]

any one can give me hint how to increase chess rating please🥲🥲

[magic quiver]

Well that depends what’s your current rating

[kindred crypt]

i also work a full time job so my progress is probably a bit slower than normal

[zenith sluice]

Paper

[icy kraken]

my current rating is 1057 in rapid

[zenith sluice]

How good r u

[magic quiver]

Well that makes your progress even better because I was a kid when I went from 100-1500 in 4 months and I was playing for the majority of my day

[true grove]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-head-shaking-gif-26695143

[kindred crypt]

apparently good enough to be 900 with 4 hours of chess experience according to him

[keen grotto]

See [How do I improve my chess?](#1040028251965358121 message) in our FAQ.

[buoyant warren]

d4 g6 bh6 bg7 bxg7

[open herald]

Dan 8

[silver vortex]

are you really a doofus

[woeful geyser]

There are some people who use auto move using Lc0 and they win the game in seconds

[keen grotto]

yup.

[sage vine]

For the opening, try not move the same piece twice unless it's being attacked, castle early, and take control of the centre
middlegame, try look at what your opponents are attacking and make sure you spot the threat (like if their bishop attacks your queen)
Endgame get your king active
and also make sure you know how to avoid the scholars mate if they bring their queen and bishop on moves 2 and 3 to attack the square diagonal from your king

[icy kraken]

but i am not a kid , my age is 19

[magic quiver]

Study tactics as much as you can. Somebody who’s really good in tactics and maximizes it as much as they can even with a bad understanding in everything else can be potentially 2400 online

[zenith sluice]

He is dan 8 in Shogi So possible

[open abyss]

Fck 45 minutes of mental math = 45 minutes of torture

[kindred crypt]

idk about shogi but i know its similar so that makes sense

[zenith sluice]

Dan 8 is crazy

[keen grotto]

In rated FOA? (These days: tournaments)
I've never faced a cheater there in thousands of games.
People need to verify their ID and pay. Cheaters don't do that.

[jagged badge]

Bro 8 points per game is so slowly

[zenith sluice]

Harder a

[kindred crypt]

Clems lets play

[woeful geyser]

Now the problem is that it is free and easy for everyone to play it

[magic quiver]

Play against somebody 300 points higher you’ll gain 13 points each win

[icy kraken]

but how?

[keen grotto]

huh? If your skill improves by 100 points per month that's amazing.
If you play only 1 game a day, that's easily enough to improve hundreds of points per day.

[zenith sluice]

@open herald you wanna play Lishogi?

[keen grotto]

Yeah, now everyone plays 24 hour-long tournaments, since those are paid only.

[open herald]

THANK YOU king

[magic quiver]

Well ~1200 online is about the range where calculation starts to become important, and since you’re already there, start calculating a bit further when you’re thinking of making your move. Look at your opponents responses

[open herald]

What rank are u in

[dusky rover]

Did I understand correctly?

So, you no longer pay for a FOA degree?

[icy kraken]

brian, what is your rating

[zenith sluice]

Im new ngl dan 3

[open herald]

I can play if you want lol dms

[magic quiver]

1914 current, 2113 peak

[kindred crypt]

paras you wanna play?

im in ur rating range

[icy kraken]

yes

[hot elm]

guess what move bro made

[kindred crypt]

check dms

[rapid venture]

Sup chess nerds

[open herald]

You'll beat me

[plain leaf]

Guys

[icy kraken]

how to check dms , i don't know

[open herald]

I don't even know what a checkmate is m8😂✌️

[rapid venture]

https://media.tenor.com/ZARBViZffU4AAAAM/hd-smirk.gif

[silver vortex]

how else will you learn

[final shuttle]

Yo

[rapid venture]

What client you on eh lil bro

[oblique dagger]

So this is 2800 bullet core

[final shuttle]

is there anyone who can teach me chess i have no clue

[open herald]

That's real, Wait I'm playing with smbdy else let me finish it rq Then we can play

[kindred crypt]

ah so you were kidding then 😂

[rapid venture]

Just hire a chess coach for 20 an hour

[magic quiver]

You know how many people ask this question weekly in this chat?

[hot elm]

any guesses?

[oblique dagger]

Chess is like water. When u are liquid u learn

[silver vortex]

what could that possibly mean

[kindred crypt]

https://link.chess.com/play/GkQ59m

click this link

[final shuttle]

100k

[oblique dagger]

Anything but nothing at the same time

[open abyss]

Who black or white?

[zenith sluice]

@open herald 💔

[final shuttle]

where can i hire,i will pay 200 for 6 hours

[hot elm]

white to move

[zenith sluice]

ggs

[rapid venture]

What the fuh is that pfp 🥀 😭

[open herald]

You did good

[open abyss]

Knight to D4 it was obvious

[open herald]

GGs

[magic quiver]

What’s your rating

[silver vortex]

Clems wanna play

[open herald]

YES SIR

[silver vortex]

ok

send in dms

[open abyss]

Are we capitalizing chess now💔💔😞✌️🤞

[open herald]

Make Custom game ok

[hot elm]

he did rook e3 and i mated him 😭

[final shuttle]

i dont even known the basics

[proud reef]

find the brilliant move

[rapid venture]

200 for 6 hours? Damn, that's a lot bruh, you can definitely hire a super grandmaster for that kinda money ig

[open herald]

No i was for real i was at 1000 smh now I'm at 600

[final shuttle]

where can i hire

[kindred crypt]

provisional rating yeah

[magic quiver]

That’s 33 an hour which could probably get you 2200-2400 online, cm level at most

[rapid venture]

Go to chesscom coaches section and you can check thier consultation fees

[open herald]

It was 1500

[proud reef]

anyone wanna take a guess?

[final shuttle]

oh thx

[open herald]

Actually I'm all in
let's play

[kindred crypt]

yes once you gain 8 or lose 8 elo per game ur no longer provisional

[open abyss]

200elo vs 200elo ahh match 🥀

[silver vortex]

@open herald what time control do u want

[kindred crypt]

https://link.chess.com/play/GkQ59m

[open herald]

60 Seconds

[icy kraken]

https://link.chess.com/play/3peoar if any one wants to play chess with me click on this link pleas guys

[open herald]

Is this a rated

[silver vortex]

hell no

[kindred crypt]

no

its unrated

[icy kraken]

no

[rapid venture]

Yea right, my bad lol but I'm sure you can atleast get a wgm or wfm as a good coach ngl

[open herald]

Can't get in
https://link.chess.com/play/Y7vrPq

[dapper shard]

Chess is the only game where the gap between the good and bad players are insanely massive

[silver vortex]

oh i stole it

[open herald]

Why not lol

[silver vortex]

i was trying to spectate

[silver vortex]

forms bad habits at our level

[kindred crypt]

ur about to

abort

[dapper shard]

If u guys had to give one tip for chess for beginners what would it be

[kindred crypt]

monke hop in the game

[rapid venture]

Never use a chess engine to cheat, your account gets banned

[limpid viper]

quit

[silver vortex]

i was thinking bro lmfao

[dapper shard]

Nah

I just want to get 1200 elo

[dapper shard]

I’m at almost 300

[jagged badge]

How i can improve my skills in chess fast??

[earnest olive]

So I just learnt about the minority attack mainly to face the semi Slav with an exchange variation. Are there any other attacking principles similar to this that I should learn?

[dapper shard]

Cheating in chess would be stupid tbh

[open herald]

Wasn't that u?

Who was it

[rapid venture]

Yea

[icy kraken]

me

[open herald]

I played someone

[kindred crypt]

no im playing monke

[oblique dagger]

Everyone cheating at chess bc uses stockfish to analyse

[dapper shard]

So basically chess is just pattern recognizing

[open herald]

DAYUM you got my A$$

[jagged badge]

How i can improve my skills in chess fast??

[oblique dagger]

Play.

[icy kraken]

that person is me that account is my ppsoo

[open herald]

Play Bots

[rapid venture]

Might take you around 3 months of normal grinding if you so study openings and tactics along that

[dapper shard]

Troll

[oblique dagger]

I think thats one of the worst things to do 💀

[pliant dust]

If account getting banned is what's preventing you from cheating then you have ethical problem 😂 (you is not literal)

[dapper shard]

Yeah I just only look at tactics played in my games

[open herald]

Maxed Out bot?

https://link.chess.com/play/ogdo0Q

[dapper shard]

Apparently queen to G5 or whatever the last square it when white plays king pawn is a huge blunder

Am I right

[hollow rapids]

could you believe i came back from this position

[rapid venture]

No

[open herald]

@kindred crypt drop your link Custom game

[silver vortex]

this is why the resign button doesnt exist in lower elo

[hollow rapids]

that position is equal

[manic frost]

2 pieces and an advanced passed pawn for a queen, so I think I can see how

[icy kraken]

any other one wants to play match with me in chess rapid, click on this link https://link.chess.com/play/nIDaIk

[hollow rapids]

bro had a hikaru pfp so it was imperative he lose lmao

[lucid lagoon]

13 winstreak

[pale flax]

Hi chat, i am newbie

[manic frost]

People be putting Hikaru, Magnus, Tal, or Fischer on their pfp and playing awfully😭

[hollow rapids]

true

[lucid lagoon]

real

[sudden pilot]

That why i use cat pfp

[hollow rapids]

i pay respect to the greats by playing openings named after em

[lucid lagoon]

i dont have pfp

[manic frost]

Yoo same here

[sudden pilot]

Justlike me fr fr

[hollow rapids]

my dead dog is my pfp

[lucid lagoon]

good to know

[hollow rapids]

karpov variation in caro kann is so nice to play but dang it can feel so cramped as well

[tepid relic]

cool

[hollow rapids]

it is in fact not the most insane chess comeback

[lucid lagoon]

very consistent with his thumbnail

[dim kelp]

Idk
But it’s impossible

[hollow rapids]

the position is dead equal

apparently

[dapper shard]

What’s the best opening(s) to learn and master for newbies

[lucid lagoon]

ur opponent might be stupid

[open herald]

Has anybody beaten the 3,200 rated bot

[dim kelp]

Nah I can’t be equal

[summer basin]

Hi newbie , worship me and this lao tzu will teach you chess

[kindred crypt]

gg monke

[dapper shard]

What’s the best opening(s) to learn and master for newbies

[lucid lagoon]

😁

[wise pivot]

wtf why is there another vert

[lucid lagoon]

??

[summer basin]

Something was deleted

[hollow rapids]

it is

[grand silo]

How to reach 1.8k pls help 🥲

[lucid lagoon]

its my idol

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-gif-11056355144724958036

[kindred crypt]

@silver vortex was that you who i played

[summer basin]

Why don't you check my bio too

[dim kelp]

lol how
It needs an engine to be equal

[open herald]

Seek help from my son Magnus Im giving u the permissions

[open herald]

Play me

[icy kraken]

hello any one wants a chess match me for guiding me

[twin stratus]

can someone help me reveiw my game

[open herald]

U already a GM

[kindred crypt]

@vagrant shore

[summer basin]

Bot would

[grand silo]

I cant but would u be willing u seem well renowned

[hollow rapids]

because you have very advanced e and d pawns you will almost always promote

[sudden pilot]

I memorized the link i already know what's in there

[lucid lagoon]

whats ur rating

[open herald]

Helppp me learn bro

[sudden pilot]

Gg

[kindred crypt]

1100

[lucid lagoon]

wanna play

[summer basin]

Crazy

[kindred crypt]

imma play clems first

[lucid lagoon]

nvm then

[hollow rapids]

white needs to play very accurately to keep advantage @dim kelp

or get advantage in the first place

[kindred crypt]

@open herald send me a challenge my user is nldit

[zenith sluice]

Heyy dad is a dan 9 he wants to play you, are you free

[hollow rapids]

black has an easier game

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/itachi-gif-20998603

[open herald]

https://link.chess.com/play/tTfzZ5

[open herald]

One Sec I'll let u know

[dim kelp]

Buh it will be hard cuz he will move the king to h1 and but the rock in g and will put u under pressure

[hollow rapids]

except he didn't do it, i won that game pretty easily

[lucid lagoon]

yeah

[dim kelp]

Yeah
Buh I talk about the position in general

[lucid lagoon]

ur opponent is stupid

[hollow rapids]

i'm 980 what did you expect

literally 3 more wins and i'm 1000

[summer basin]

Or you may fall to 500 || i did ||

[lucid lagoon]

nvm i cant speak rudely i only started and im low elo

[hollow rapids]

i could beat a 500 blindfolded

[summer basin]

Cool

[icy kraken]

you wants to play one rapid chess game with me

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-holding-laugh-holding-laugh-holding-laughter-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-14728402291966348228

[mighty lion]

@grave sorrel I am extremely dissapointed by youre innacurate chess gameplay

[grave sorrel]

You’re a 2000 man..

[hollow rapids]

why u laughing

[sudden pilot]

Lmao

[hollow rapids]

i can lol

[mighty lion]

You weren't very accurate it seems

[open herald]

@kindred crypt i fd up do i have any chance

[mighty lion]

I played bad but still crushed

[kindred crypt]

no just play on tho i could mouse slip or something

[grave sorrel]

that wasn’t that bad

[sudden pilot]

Yk what pieces are on c1 ?

[lucid lagoon]

send link of the match?

[mighty lion]

Didnt slept well today so playing bad, but I still crush you any day

[summer basin]

I was 300 in blitz but won against 1300

[hollow rapids]

bishop

[sudden pilot]

Nice

[mighty lion]

Do you want to be next to be crushed

[grave sorrel]

I never said you couldnt

[lucid lagoon]

dudes ego is so big

[summer basin]

@lunar spire

[lucid lagoon]

i meant the link of ur match with him

[sudden pilot]

He's trying to say "just quit bro"

[lucid lagoon]

asi badabida

[icy kraken]

i also want to play a chess game with any one

[mighty lion]

Are you saying you wouldn't get crushed or something

[stiff meteor]

seeing the light blue in the game review is so satisfying bro

[open herald]

I'm learning anyways

[grave sorrel]

He gets reassurance by beating <1000 elo players

He lost to some 1500 players as a 2000 elo

[dim kelp]

That’s good you can do it

[woeful geyser]

No

[icy kraken]

i think your rating is near 2000

[mighty lion]

Oke give me above 1000 too ill take it, ill take above 2k, have someone finally play some decent chess

You just happend to be bad and play vs me

[grave sorrel]

no.. im still a Noobie

[open herald]

@kindred crypt we can play again

[kindred crypt]

good game clems

[icy kraken]

you want to play with me

[lucid lagoon]

its not that serious 🥀

[hushed thistle]

holy ego