💬〡chess-talk

[lean pelican]

Oh

[toxic flicker]

gg

[dawn shuttle]

I hoped that was brilliant

[toxic flicker]

i won

[oblique dagger]

No here

[atomic pier]

i didn't
did it disappear?

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie

[queen dagger]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com and let's play sometime!

https://link.chess.com/friend/BiHRbC

[light trail]

How do i upload an image. I have no option. I made the only Mod for chessmaster that brings it in the modern age ! Need to show my work !

[tribal sage]

Rf7 and you lose

[queen dagger]

Add me and run it

[thorny night]

only gms can post images

[hexed oracle]

Yellow, gentlemen

[queen mesa]

whats ur elo

[atomic pier]

only people that connected their account can 🤷‍♀️

[queen dagger]

700🥲

[light trail]

I'll look into it. thx

[atomic pier]

you're welcome

[toxic flicker]

gg

i won

with a brilliant move

[pastel yew]

against who

[toxic flicker]

yo

[toxic flicker]

this guy

[pastel yew]

you?

[toxic flicker]

yea

[pastel yew]

you won against you

[toxic flicker]

he is 2008 elo i am about 1800

[thorny night]

ngl im kinda nervous to play more chess

im always nervous i will never get over it

[toxic flicker]

who wants to 1v1 me

next

[light trail]

Man... I connected but still can't upload...I'll keep talking ? wth is the pre-requisite ?

[hexed oracle]

here is a video from a guy if you need help with it

[pastel yew]

I can but im not that good

[toxic flicker]

whats your elo idc if its 500 you don't have to play btw

[pastel yew]

1100

[toxic flicker]

thats nice actually

[lone isle]

Polish attack

[pastel yew]

isn't it just an opening

[toxic flicker]

its a nice move to start

[lone isle]

Ikr

[hexed oracle]

if you connected your account but you still do not have the role wait a little and if you further do not have the role contact R_Dofus

[proven ginkgo]

why do u have it downloaded lol

[hexed oracle]

downloaded it for situations like this

[proven ginkgo]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@light trail With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[glass robin]

@shrewd badger With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[toxic flicker]

someone 1v1 me

[pastel yew]

what is your username

[hexed oracle]

the gif is outdated from what I remember so ye

[toxic flicker]

NotWin1er

[proven ginkgo]

lol

[toxic flicker]

im like 1806 elo

[lone isle]

I wanna to play

[toxic flicker]

srry he called it first

[pastel yew]

I am about to send challenge

[pastel ice]

anyone want quick match

[toxic flicker]

bet

[hexed oracle]

anyways just a couple more months till I apply for site mod 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[lone isle]

Yeah

What's ur rating

[queen mesa]

guh i am so bad

[pastel ice]

dm

[lone isle]

Ok

[shrewd badger]

oh it’s fine. I just checked. It’s not that bad

all u need is a lil practice

[lone isle]

Accept frnd request

[shrewd badger]

and u’ll get there

[queen mesa]

wdym u checked

[hexed oracle]

man my head hurts like hell. Smth has affected my health ( felt asleep in a cold place ) and now I cough like hell and the head hurts. Getting flashback from when I had pneumonia

at least I'ma get 1 week of if it is pneumonia :D

[shrewd badger]

connected account. It shows ur elo in ur profile - or at least about

[light trail]

Any one of you guys interested in seeing what I cooked up for chessmaster 11 Gm ?

[hexed oracle]

the ubisoft game?

[light trail]

yes

[pastel ice]

anyone wanna play 5 minute match

[shrewd badger]

so sorry to hear! Hope u feel better soon

[hexed oracle]

nah this is fun

[light trail]

A major mod !

[hexed oracle]

I annoy people like hell cuz I cough really loud

breaking the sound barier

[gloomy zodiac]

hey guys. is there anyone who can help me get better? (700-800 elo)

[queen mesa]

oh okay well thank you

[quiet osprey]

anish messed up so badly

[hexed oracle]

learn tactics

[gloomy zodiac]

??

[pastel ice]

play more

[shrewd badger]

I can try tho I’m not the best teacher - use me as ur last option plz

[topaz burrow]

Main tip analyze all your games afterwards from an engine

[shrewd badger]

np

[gloomy zodiac]

there are no other options..

[hexed oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/98226572468690944/740942523740192838/play_more.gif

[toxic flicker]

gg

i won

[shrewd badger]

okay then

[magic quiver]

I mean yeah but what do you need help with specifically

[toxic flicker]

gg

[pastel yew]

hanging pawns is my specialty

[light trail]

cough loudly on the board, destroy it all ! win !

[magic quiver]

[gloomy zodiac]

getting better and doing better moves. what do you think?

[toxic flicker]

oh but gg i won nice game

[pastel yew]

more even than I expected

[topaz burrow]

^^

[toxic flicker]

ik im good

[magic quiver]

Yeah I gotchu what’s your username I’ll add you

[pastel ice]

anyone wanna play?

[gloomy zodiac]

on chess?

[magic quiver]

Yeah chess.com

[shrewd badger]

my elo isn’t like super high but sure

[pastel yew]

maybe if I actually thought about my moves I would've done better

[toxic flicker]

yea the only mistake

is with your rook

[topaz burrow]

Sure but i can only create lixhess links rn

[gloomy zodiac]

isux12321

[shrewd badger]

no idea if my new or old account is connected - this may go horribly wrong but lemme try this

[pastel ice]

i play on lichess also

[pastel yew]

the knight move i think started the downfall

[topaz burrow]

W

[pastel ice]

dm

[toxic flicker]

yea when it was mid game i thought about a great move

[orchid sedge]

the tournament is pretty much over

[magic quiver]

So your rating is 1400 and you beat a 1900 rated player but you need somebody to help you get past 800?

[orchid sedge]

anish is not winning tomorrow no chance

[toxic flicker]

can someone make a touranment in chess.com?

[gloomy zodiac]

i can explain. seriously

[toxic flicker]

im 1800 and i beated a 2000 elo player

but i don't need help

[gloomy zodiac]

this guy, he had 2k elo. he previously said he was gonna coach me, then when we went in a match, his power went out, so it automatically made him resign, giving me that amount of elo

[shrewd badger]

wow

[frozen heath]

IM ON MY PEAK RATING OF RAPID AND BULLET

[magic quiver]

Ohhh alright so you’re really like 700-800 alright fine I can help a bit

[tribal sage]

bro is still flexing beating a half-asleep player
20 minutes later

[toxic flicker]

lol sorry

[shrewd badger]

so lucky!!!

[gloomy zodiac]

meh

[tribal sage]

play me when I'm more awake yeah? we'll have a good game

[magic quiver]

I just added you. Play a game in the pool and I’ll spectate you and point out every mistake you make in that game

[toxic flicker]

bet

[frozen heath]

What's ur elo

[toxic flicker]

idc

[magic quiver]

1907, peak 2113

[orchid sedge]

😭

[toxic flicker]

dm me wants your awake

alr

[magic quiver]

I’m on the climb tho I won 10 games in a row

[orchid sedge]

1800 and 2000 is basically the same rating ngl

[tribal sage]

your bio
lucky me, I don't play open in the sicilian

[toxic flicker]

ok

[tribal sage]

true

[gloomy zodiac]

if you guys are tryna talk to me, please ping me

[toxic flicker]

can someone 1v1 me

[orchid sedge]

if you ever play the dragon sicilan try this h5 line its amazing 🥺

[magic quiver]

I just added you. Play a game in the pool and I’ll spectate you and point out every mistake you make in that game @gloomy zodiac

[gloomy zodiac]

k

[tribal sage]

I don't play sicilian

guess why

I have friends

[orchid sedge]

i can play some 15s chess with u if u want

[magic quiver]

It could be any time control but rapid is probably better 10|0 so you can think

[toxic flicker]

rapid?

[queen dome]

How long do I have to be in the server to talk / stream in the chess streaming channels?

[normal oak]

I’m chess talking

[tribal sage]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@queen dome With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[spice loom]

im so tired

[quiet osprey]

I thought anish had finally locked in

[orchid sedge]

thats too long, my attention span is only capable of doing 15s max

[tribal sage]

me too

[queen dome]

Thank you!!

[orchid sedge]

noone can stop the goat sindarov 🥺

[spice loom]

i tilted 200 elo

[gloomy zodiac]

move to dms?

[quiet osprey]

but another draw from drawnnish

[toxic flicker]

5 min?

[orchid sedge]

thats so steoretipical

[magic quiver]

Yeah that’s fine

[tribal sage]

I tilted to 2067

might as well stay there

[orchid sedge]

i feel like i could teach you sicilian in like an hour max

[queen dagger]

660

[toxic flicker]

.....................................

[tribal sage]

it's true and we both know it :)

[spice loom]

winter arc coming

[orchid sedge]

its just not xd

im playing the dragon with 0 theory

[limber obsidian]

did nobody catch on or is the world healing?

[toxic flicker]

alr who wants to 1v1 me

[orchid sedge]

and in anti-sicilians you dont need much theory too

[quiet osprey]

sicilian is not to high skill

[queen dagger]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com and let's play sometime!

https://link.chess.com/friend/BiHRbC

[quiet osprey]

I teached dragon to a 600, he reached 1000 in a weak

[tribal sage]

it is meow

everyone I know who dont have friends play the sicilian

[queen dagger]

Run it sm 10 min game

[queen mesa]

blorp

[orchid sedge]

the conversation is just pointless ekhh

[toxic flicker]

i do the Caro-Kann Defense

when im black

[tribal sage]

yes so I'm leas pissed off by it now ever since I learnt alapin theory

[toxic flicker]

mostly

[orchid sedge]

2.. e5 against alapin so peak 🥺

[soft gate]

Im out

For the night

[orchid sedge]

yeah dragon is really easy nad great

[queen dagger]

Who is down to run it

[tribal sage]

pov: light square sniper having the best time of his life

[quiet osprey]

you have friends who know theory?

[orchid sedge]

it really doesn't

[soft gate]

Guys do an acting commentary for a match

[tribal sage]

it really does

[orchid sedge]

i am the one that plays the variation bro 😭

[tribal sage]

mee to

[quiet osprey]

just learn d5 man

e5 really

[hexed oracle]

🥀

[tribal sage]

that's so bad

[soft gate]

Check out this #chess game: SagnikC004 vs sogalpur - https://www.chess.com/game/live/167194796806

[dawn shuttle]

I was so distracted that I didn’t see this

[quiet osprey]

better than e5

[soft gate]

Do a commentary for this one lol

[quiet osprey]

d5 is pretty good

[winter lion]

Gms play it seriously i mesn

[tribal sage]

which is why it's worse

[quiet osprey]

g6 line is fun

[orchid sedge]

I mean you get into this position like 80% of the time, extremely pleasant for black

[tribal sage]

who cares

[winter lion]

Not at all though

[queen dagger]

Was this us

[orchid sedge]

d5 g6? i wanted to learn that but i like e5 a lot more

[quiet osprey]

2 result game

[tribal sage]

f3

[queen dagger]

Re run?

[quiet osprey]

d5 exd5 qxd5 d4 g6

so comfy

[tribal sage]

ewwww

[quiet osprey]

nf6 is good too

[dawn shuttle]

Bro was literally 2 minutes ago

[tribal sage]

you sicilian players who don't have friends

[quiet osprey]

nf6 is what i play

[queen dagger]

Mb didn’t know that was you😭

[open swan]

school restarting so time to close discord for 3 months again 🥹

[orchid sedge]

i mean not really

[dawn shuttle]

I gotta sleep, I have college tmr, we can go again later tho

[orchid sedge]

yeahh, i like that too

[quiet osprey]

well play a game

[orchid sedge]

i think its one of the more comfy tries against alapin for black

[sick jungle]

Check out this #chess game: Imagineloosingcouldntbeme vs VladimirBoo2 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/170333444303

[open swan]

wsp manter

[quiet osprey]

your higher rated, but not by that much

[sick jungle]

W game by me

[tribal sage]

for what

[orchid sedge]

heyyaaa ^^

[quiet osprey]

against me

[toxic flicker]

you 1v1 me?

[tribal sage]

for what

[orchid sedge]

crazy bro

[quiet osprey]

for the honor of my goat

the sicilian

[coarse escarp]

lmao i played englund gambit and he premoved london so i got a free bishop and he resigned
1 book move 1 great move

[orchid sedge]

its pretty comfy but white gets what he wants too, i feel like 2.. e5 suprises people quite a lot

[tribal sage]

ewww

goodbye

[toxic flicker]

Caro-Kann Defense IS THE GOAT

[sick jungle]

Im higher rated than u, my elo is 4831 rn

[quiet osprey]

imean ideally you should face someone ur level

[tribal sage]

I love playing against it as white

[toxic flicker]

same literally

[quiet osprey]

2 result game lol

[orchid sedge]

playing against it in bullet is like a free win to me ngl

[soft gate]

Agreed

[orchid sedge]

bro loves to say that 😭

[quiet osprey]

jk jk

[queen dagger]

Who is trying to run it

[toxic flicker]

the blunder TURNS TO A BRILLIANT MOVE

[sick jungle]

@quiet osprey wanna 1v1

[soft gate]

Although not many know bout it but I like slav a lot too

[quiet osprey]

in this case its 3 result

[soft gate]

Bro slav defense is cray cray

[quiet osprey]

nah i want to beat a 2000 rated alapin player

[quiet osprey]

slav is cool

[orchid sedge]

the only one i knew was greenflower ngl

[spice loom]

alr have fun people byeee

[sick jungle]

Bro I sacked a knight and a rook for a 12 move forced checkmate and I got 0 brilliant moves...

[toxic flicker]

the French Defense is also good

[orchid sedge]

he was playing it quite alot

[spice loom]

bye truth

[soft gate]

I won two matches in a row with it

[quiet osprey]

alapin is cool but sicilian is cooler

[placid urchin]

Nice hypocrisy bro

[toxic flicker]

i won with the caro-kann so badly that someone told me to resign immediately

[soft gate]

Lol that seems like fun

[orchid sedge]

yeah i have much better wr with e5 than d5

[soft gate]

Check out this #chess game: sami_akindguy vs SagnikC004 - https://www.chess.com/game/live/167220363016

[toxic flicker]

yea if you master the caro-kann like me trust me your life will be the easiest living thing in the world

[soft gate]

That was my last match

Anyone got wanna insight

[soft gate]

I love caro kann specially the advanced variant

[hushed thistle]

Are you seriously pinging e for a 5 month old message?

Also i dont have links in my bio

[candid thicket]

what is the best opening?

[hushed thistle]

I have a china eastern airplane LMAO

[orchid sedge]

i feel like the advanced is just so sad to play as black if white responds correctly

[toxic flicker]

bro that is literally the best variant in history ngl

[placid urchin]

People bring up old tweets all the time to show hypocrisy, are you new to the internet

[orchid sedge]

i dont like playing the white side too tho so maybe its just my preference

[soft gate]

YASSS

[placid urchin]

That sparks political tensions with Americans and MAGA tho :(

[soft gate]

Not many do lol

[hushed thistle]

Its not even hipocrocy, im legit talking about airlines and planes in my bio

[soft gate]

Rate this game guys

[placid urchin]

“Go china”

[orchid sedge]

yeah thats what i saw from other games of caro-kann players

[soft gate]

Hehehe

[hushed thistle]

Yup

[soft gate]

Guys how’d yall learn to play chess

[placid urchin]

Alright so when someone advocates for their country don’t get pissed about it 👍

[hushed thistle]

I dont have pro china links in my bio

[toxic flicker]

its so good that if someone thinks he is cooking with the french bishop your dead your actually cooked

[soft gate]

I learnt to play chess on computer in school practical classes when teacher used to lecture and i used to play, the computer bot taught me 7 years ago

[orchid sedge]

what am i doing wrong bro 😭

how are my wr as black there so bad wtf

[soft gate]

Exactlyyyyy, bro rate the game link i sent

[toxic flicker]

alralr

[soft gate]

This oke

[toxic flicker]

dawm

[soft gate]

I forgave his queen on intention was feeling sad for him

When my knight could take

[haughty aspen]

whats a respectable elo

[toxic flicker]

well thats very pity

[hexed oracle]

My duck went Ne6 thinking he was about to fork 🥀

[fallen leaf]

Noooo

I stalemated again

[queen dagger]

Who trying to play?

[toxic flicker]

me

[fallen leaf]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/167220949054/review?move=1

[soft gate]

Any elo is respectable what depends is how much you learn from mistakes

[queen dagger]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com and let's play sometime!

https://link.chess.com/friend/BiHRbC

Add me

[spice root]

(its not)

[soft gate]

Not me, done with my last match

[queen dagger]

Winter

[toxic flicker]

alr i added you

[soft gate]

It is bruv cmon let people enjoy playing chess for a moment

[toxic flicker]

Im NotWin1er

[summer jolt]

Guys

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-1722807189204709072

[summer jolt]

Should I play caro khan or Sicilian

[soft gate]

Caro kann

[arctic notch]

Me and sindarov are on same way

[glossy prism]

dayum

[summer jolt]

What’s yr rating

[soft gate]

Fartfischer is really questionable username

[glossy prism]

for beginners i think caro kann is better

[soft gate]

Almost 1500

[summer jolt]

Okie

[arctic notch]

didn't notice that lol

[soft gate]

Yeah that just… caught my eye

Is there something wrong with me

[summer jolt]

I’m trying to get 1500 USCF so should.i play Caro Khan cuz right now i play Scandinavian

[glossy prism]

scandinavian is good too i play it and works well

[soft gate]

Depends on your play style

[glossy prism]

play scandi if u prefer open games

[summer jolt]

Alr

[arctic notch]

Sicillan also good

[willow owl]

gl sir

[summer jolt]

Thanks

[oblique dagger]

UWU

[oblique dagger]

Hai beans owo

[willow owl]

also playing almost anything will be fien tbh

as long as its not like latvian gambit or bongcloud

[summer jolt]

I play like KID and queens gambit do you know what would fit that playstyle?

[summer jolt]

lol

[soft gate]

Atleast your match had an endgame

[willow owl]

id say just try things and see wht you like

[glass gazelle]

Imagine if Anish giri wins the next 2 games but sindarov loses both then giri wins the tiebreak

[summer jolt]

Ok

[soft gate]

The opponent was literally like “WHaTs haPpeNinG?!!”

[summer gale]

Anish's dreams before waking up:

[half rune]

good one

[fallen leaf]

Can someone review my game

[small vine]

grandmaster level humor

[glass gazelle]

Technoblade

Fun fact

[soft gate]

Chess humour is like a dog dry humping the couch

[half rune]

🐷🪦

[small vine]

yep

[half rune]

reported

[soft gate]

😂

[fallen leaf]

How did I stalemate this game

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/167220949054/review?move=1

[glass gazelle]

Sindarov ❌
Windarov ✅

[glossy prism]

pls explain i dont get it 😭

[glass gazelle]

BTW some people call him that

[obtuse edge]

i dont wanna explain dude

[fallen leaf]

Sindarov. He is called that because of the many sins he committed

[arctic notch]

can't be better idk why

[glossy prism]

ok 🙁

[small vine]

its cus The opponent was literally like “WHaTs haPpeNinG?!!”

[half rune]

so basically The opponent was literally like “WHaTs haPpeNinG?!!”

[glossy prism]

bro what

[obtuse edge]

no way

[half rune]

The opponent was literally like “WHaTs haPpeNinG?!!”

[soft gate]

This is fun to watch

[small vine]

how do u not get it dude The opponent was literally like “WHaTs haPpeNinG?!!”

[half rune]

those who know

[glossy prism]

ok sure

idk 🙂

[summer jolt]

How do you not know

[obtuse edge]

those who know ☠️

[small vine]

yo holy the dudes 1600 rated

respect

[half rune]

Its bc The opponent was literally like “WHaTs haPpeNinG?!!”

[obtuse edge]

panda fan?

[soft gate]

That made some music play in me head lol

[small vine]

yea

[glossy prism]

i am 1788 rapid

[frozen heath]

Guys i did my first smothered mate

[shrewd badger]

I am

[small vine]

deadass

[half rune]

Ru india

[obtuse edge]

i dont wanna give u head

[shrewd badger]

panda adorable

[fallen leaf]

Yo what’s that?

[obtuse edge]

yeo thats good

[half rune]

I kill pandas for fun (joke)

[small vine]

im 1400 but id dominate u

[fallen leaf]

Wow that’s a statement quote it

[soft gate]

I got better options than ya dead arse💀

[glossy prism]

woah

[arctic notch]

Lol

[obtuse edge]

reported g

[frozen heath]

A specific rare position where ur able to sac ur queen and mate with ur knight

[obtuse edge]

can u do it goku

[naive jolt]

hai again

[half rune]

Thats not what it is normie

[small vine]

what r u loling abt i elomog u

[toxic flicker]

gg a

[frozen heath]

Nope it's

[toxic flicker]

i won

[fallen leaf]

Sounds hilarious

[spice root]

say wallahi bro say wallahi

[frozen heath]

Why u have 3 accs to react to ur self

[soft gate]

Yea im 3,287,263 square kilometers

[obtuse edge]

are u girl?

[shrewd badger]

noooooooo! I love pandas!

[spice root]

yeah

[half rune]

Doesnt have to be a queen sac

[toxic flicker]

gg

[wet jewel]

Thats just the most common variation of the smothered mate

[small vine]

can u dominate me in chess

[arctic notch]

Bro causally saying he can beat 1788 while he 1400

[obtuse edge]

whats ur elo

[spice root]

no

[toxic flicker]

i won but its ok im 1803 elo

[frozen heath]

No it mostly does

[small vine]

yep cus i can

[spice root]

high 600s

[shrewd badger]

nice

[frozen heath]

@obtuse edge Autism final boss

[toxic flicker]

my elo is 1803

[obtuse edge]

im a 500 teach me

[arctic notch]

Overconfident

[hexed oracle]

first thing I see

[obtuse edge]

first time talking to u

[small vine]

cant prove me wrong

[soft gate]

Ducks shouldnt gaf

[signal snow]

This world sucks

[obtuse edge]

@small vine is 1850

[frozen heath]

I mean the accs u made to react to ur self

[obtuse edge]

???

[hexed oracle]

Indeed

[small vine]

what

[arctic notch]

can't prove you right also

[toxic flicker]

oh nice

[oblique dagger]

UWU

[frozen heath]

Aren't u the same person

[shrewd badger]

welcome to the server 😄

[small vine]

no dude

[naive jolt]

owo

[oblique dagger]

Hai king of ducks

[shrewd badger]

and ofc

[frozen heath]

3 twins?

[small vine]

yea

[hexed oracle]

Greetings deng

[obtuse edge]

yes

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutiee

[frozen heath]

Guys my brain ain't braining

[toxic flicker]

yo whoismika wanna 1v1

[naive jolt]

hi again idk why i replied so many times to your message saying hello

[frozen heath]

Im even sick

[small vine]

im busy rn

[oblique dagger]

Ur an og

[toxic flicker]

alr

[signal snow]

I hate this world

[soft gate]

Its called Dissociative Identity Disorder

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie

[lapis tendon]

Wtf dude

[naive jolt]

you have negative 7 billion about points XD

[frozen heath]

First time hearing abt that can u explain more?

[shrewd badger]

same…

[lapis tendon]

Guess what just happened you guys, you wouldn't believe it

[oblique dagger]

Spin the wheel again

[naive jolt]

nah

[frozen heath]

Ayooo

[toxic flicker]

someone wanna 1v1 me

[soft gate]

Multiple personality disorder

[oblique dagger]

Everytime i beat u in chess u have to spin da wheel

[naive jolt]

😉 20 was max

[frozen heath]

For the same person?

[naive jolt]

bruh from now on ok

[arctic notch]

Rating?

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/demoknight-tf2-team-fortress-2-demoman-shield-gif-12003158049544113541

[toxic flicker]

1803

[oblique dagger]

Ain't no way i didnt get a single time reversed out of 20

[arctic notch]

too high

[soft gate]

Yea your light is slow bro, may heavens shine brighter on you

[frozen heath]

Dude u gotta make an explanation for ur explanation

[toxic flicker]

whats yours

[oblique dagger]

U cheated but i dont have proof

[naive jolt]

yes not a single time lmao

[spice root]

legendary gotham pull

[hexed oracle]

nah I am a Duck

[naive jolt]

u want me to show u the code?

[arctic notch]

1350

[frozen heath]

Bro wtf 😭

[obtuse edge]

least dramatic thumbnail

[oblique dagger]

Come play chess if me win u have to spin uwu

[toxic flicker]

ok

[naive jolt]

actually nvm i closed the tab and it doestn save

[soft gate]

One person with many personalities in em like you thinking you have many phases and each act different

[summer basin]

@potent tendon

[naive jolt]

uh ok user?

[toxic flicker]

never knew gotham watched anime

[oblique dagger]

Imveryynoob

[tribal sage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418028900577312768/1159804704809828473/IMG_0401.gif

[half rune]

shhh u know nothing there are many variations

[frozen heath]

That's not only for discord

[wet jewel]

You dont have to watch anime to know about gojo tho

[small vine]

chess larp

[shrewd badger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-prank-100VaOqtBYDKWk

[frozen heath]

Ur 500 elo right?
And i said 'mostly' not always

[half rune]

Not larping if ik

[shrewd badger]

I love anime

[soft gate]

You are a little low on vitamin b12 and b9 folate

[toxic flicker]

i mean he did searched it up right? he looked at it with his eyes

[shrewd badger]

my account named after him

[naive jolt]

bruh why every1 smurf

[toxic flicker]

right?

[half rune]

Im 1400 shhh lil boy

[tribal sage]

play me

[spice root]

he has a thumbnail creator

[naive jolt]

1400 v 500. bad v bad

[toxic flicker]

oh yea

[soft gate]

Omg grandmaster is here

[hexed oracle]

That is a romanian

Nitu is a romanian name

[tribal sage]

that's just you

[blazing sluice]

brilliant?

[hexed oracle]

nah I am Ereghedon

[half rune]

2k nty

[hexed oracle]

and I am a romanian

[tribal sage]

inaccuracy

[spice root]

this move does nothing bro

[half rune]

go 1v1 people ur elo

[blazing sluice]

i mean its a bullet game so they took my white bishop

[soft gate]

Romanian ducks are a thing now

[wet jewel]

Yooooo i am a romanian too

[naive jolt]

blunder?

[tribal sage]

yeah

[final moth]

son

[blazing sluice]

blundering what

[soft gate]

Life

[half rune]

@toxic flicker reported spam reacting

[hexed oracle]

Hristos a inviat vere

[small vine]

says the @naive jolt yo

[tribal sage]

love your role color

[naive jolt]

bishop

[final moth]

thanks man

[wet jewel]

Adevarat a inviat

[toxic flicker]

ok i will stop lol

[glossy prism]

what does this move accomplish 😭

[blazing sluice]

i have checkmate in 1 or checkmate in 2

[blazing sluice]

think bout it

[hexed oracle]

ye it's really cool

[naive jolt]

no after Nxh6 what?

[wet jewel]

Friend with safta cristi I see

[glossy prism]

how??

[tribal sage]

they can block yk?

[glossy prism]

the knight protects the f7 square

[half rune]

Good boy

[glossy prism]

after it takes

[hexed oracle]

Oh how u know him?

[wet jewel]

Highschool classmate

[arctic notch]

Best opening

[small vine]

dw bro they js haters its a brilliant

[toxic flicker]

plus i didn't reported anything

[hexed oracle]

LMFAO

[blazing sluice]

then i keep attacking cuz im cool

[naive jolt]

ok check game review after and then tell me, ok?

[tribal sage]

then you lose

[frozen heath]

I can still cook u 😊

[glossy prism]

after nxh6, the knight protects f7 square so how does it even do anything 😭

[hexed oracle]

We both in a Networking course and we talked once or multiple times and he gave me a friend req

[small vine]

its satire kid

[naive jolt]

oh a side note brilliant is the worst thing ever

[hexed oracle]

how little is the world

[wet jewel]

Flavia moment???

[tribal sage]

that's not what satire means

[hexed oracle]

DAAAAA

you got kicked out xD?

[jaunty nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063646357757374475/1359161230878576730/attachment.gif

[tribal sage]

ik ben auch romanian

[blazing sluice]

tryna be creative for once okay? a small % of 1400 would defened ts

[wet jewel]

I was so gigachad
I was the first generation
Then I made a bold joke and left

[small vine]

what r u on about

[hexed oracle]

:)))

[toxic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/star-tamil-chat-sanjay-chat-star-chat-tamil-chat-dog-sad-gif-8781398142665555878

[jaunty nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063646357757374475/1403412185505464350/attachment.gif

[arctic notch]

I should stop playing chess so much i aslo have classes

[tribal sage]

no
they take your bishop and you cry

[glossy prism]

there is literally no attack 💀

[glossy prism]

agreed

[toxic flicker]

oh

[blazing sluice]

baaaaaalright

[tribal sage]

you're low elo and so is your opponent that's why it worked

[glossy prism]

cuz ur opponent is stupid 💀

[tribal sage]

;-;

[hexed oracle]

At the first lecture she gave us I was let to answer and I gave a pretty idiotic answer, it was about computer malware and I gave "You are an idiot" as an example and she wasnt happy

[blazing sluice]

1400 elo bullet game

[hexed oracle]

also Micu Alex is the goat

[tribal sage]

1400 is low mate

[thorny night]

just had this crazy position. try to find the best move as white

[tribal sage]

really really really low

[spice root]

1400 isn't low

[blazing sluice]

inflation

[pure flame]

I mean its way above average

[arctic notch]

It intermediate not low

[short sluice]

hi chat

[soft gate]

Bye

[empty mortar]

lying for fun nowadays

[spice root]

its mainly because its a bullet game the blunder was made

[wet jewel]

Lol

[short sluice]

1400 is alright

[glossy prism]

qg5 threatening re4 mate?

[arctic notch]

Byr

[blazing sluice]

yes im so cool

[naive jolt]

chill

[shrewd badger]

@short sluicehey there! Welcome

[wet jewel]

That is the goat answer

[tribal sage]

qg7 rh8?

[wet jewel]

Micu alejandro georg

[naive jolt]

@oblique dagger gg aint no spinning the wheel

[hexed oracle]

ik smth fun?

[spice root]

it really isn't low though, you should understand that as someone close to my elo

[soft gate]

You didnt get the pun BRO?!!!

[oblique dagger]

Skem

[tribal sage]

its low

[hexed oracle]

My name is Micu Vlad-Bogdan

[empty mortar]

do you have old people teaching comp sci

[naive jolt]

youre still on negative 7 billion points

[arctic notch]

What is your title?

[wet jewel]

[short sluice]

ur elo is pretty decent

[thorny night]

yes

[blazing sluice]

im 13 leave me alon

[glossy prism]

nice

[hexed oracle]

she is a woman in her 30s or sum who has anger issues sometimes

[naive jolt]

XD our play was peak

[oblique dagger]

It was so draw bro

[hexed oracle]

but she chill

[short sluice]

im 30 elo away from cm im not made for it yet 🙁

[spice root]

preciate u big bro

[empty mortar]

worst option lol

[short sluice]

npnp

[thorny night]

no after qg5 its unstoppable checkmate with rook e4

[naive jolt]

@oblique dagger peack play

[wet jewel]

She likes to groom young padawans 😉

[soft gate]

What is your elo

[hexed oracle]

delete that 😭

[short sluice]

fide? or chesscom

[tribal sage]

why is your name visible
too much

[arctic notch]

Both

[soft gate]

Both ig

[hexed oracle]

out of context it may go bad for you

[oblique dagger]

Wait wait how so many mistakes

[wet jewel]

Its kinda true tho

[naive jolt]

prob qg5 ngl

[empty mortar]

I'm mysterious like that

[wet jewel]

I dont see how

[naive jolt]

XD

[short sluice]

2170 fide classical 2600 blitz (2790 blitz peak)

[hexed oracle]

true

[tribal sage]

too much vro I can't

[soft gate]

Omg celebrity

[naive jolt]

because we are both genius

[empty mortar]

my eyes

[hexed oracle]

mods are pretty strict and sometimes mentioning stuff like that can get you mutted from what I've seen

[fallen leaf]

How far along should you be after 100+ games and 1 month of playing

[soft gate]

💀

[patent night]

Who uses light mode on dc?

[short sluice]

holy light mode

[glossy prism]

fr

[spice root]

how old are you

[hexed oracle]

tho there are logs so deleting wont do much

[wet jewel]

Idgaf i dont even chat here often

[tribal sage]

ewwww

[frozen heath]

Who uses discord light mode 😭 😭

[spice root]

i probably know you if you're under the age of 18

[short sluice]

yeah i am

[hexed oracle]

respectable

[spice root]

i've used light mode for 6 years and will never quit it

[empty mortar]

nice try diddyblud

[naive jolt]

@oblique dagger ill spin a wheel with 10% chance inverse and 90% chance multiply your score by 10

[short sluice]

wait i dont really wanna say cuz i mgiht get banned

[tribal sage]

disgusting

[short sluice]

i got banned 2 times already for saying my age

[wet jewel]

True chess enjoyers just play

[patent night]

https://tenor.com/view/too-bright-overwhelming-glow-make-it-stop-hurt-light-scream-reaction-gif-12475821297860780622

[short sluice]

whats ur chesscom i can say there

[naive jolt]

what position

[spice root]

are you actually under the age of 13??

[merry bough]

White to move

[short sluice]

NO

[empty mortar]

position is left as an exercise to the reader

[tribal sage]

what position vro

[wet jewel]

Which position???

[small vine]

what position dawg

[oblique dagger]

Gang that was a clean game stockfish is so weird

[short sluice]

im 15

[spice root]

then you won't get banned

lol i probably know you then

[merry bough]

I can’t post images with polls gng

[empty mortar]

winnable

[oblique dagger]

Yes pls

[short sluice]

what

[merry bough]

I had to make it another message

[short sluice]

how

[naive jolt]

i continue obv since this is probably winnable but its going to extremely grindy

[fading galleon]

i got 2 weeks of free premium huge dubs

[oblique dagger]

Discord is 16+ in some countries

[empty mortar]

if it was a long classical game I'm offering a draw

[fading galleon]

time to grind

[naive jolt]

ok watch ill post it on server

[tribal sage]

i'm not

[spice root]

are you american

[toxic flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jPtGhs0L78c crazy

[wet jewel]

I don't see how this is definetly a draw

[arctic notch]

Same but one is 2600-2700 and another me is 1200-1300

[hexed oracle]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/167221698028

[oblique dagger]

Hai babe

[tribal sage]

you're barely 16 @oblique dagger

[short sluice]

nop

[spice root]

oh then i dont know you

[tribal sage]

:3

[short sluice]

im frmo europe

[empty mortar]

keep ts out of chess talk

[toxic flicker]

someone 1v1 me

[oblique dagger]

Im 17.

[hexed oracle]

my most decent game today ;-;

[spice root]

good luck on CM bud

[tribal sage]

nuh uh

[oblique dagger]

Im almost unc respect me

[tribal sage]

same thing

[hexed oracle]

man why must I tilt so bad sometimes

[short sluice]

tyty

[oblique dagger]

Come play blindfolded chess talk then

[naive jolt]

aint no fing way @oblique dagger

[oblique dagger]

See i got inverse

[empty mortar]

yeah 1. nf3

[naive jolt]

yea LOL

[topaz gazelle]

chat

[empty fulcrum]

@gentle gorge !!

[wet jewel]

The legend goes that before an elo increase
You have to tilt

[oblique dagger]

c5

[naive jolt]

youre now on positive 7 billion points lmao

[toxic flicker]

the goat of all pieces ngl IS THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[oblique dagger]

Show leaderboard

[glossy prism]

the knight

[civic tusk]

does anyone want to play chess? 1500+ elo

[toxic flicker]

no THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK\

[oblique dagger]

7billions points ain't even that much

[naive jolt]

wait

[empty fulcrum]

@gentle gorge in the words of agadmator: "and it was in this position that viktor orban resigned the game"

[glossy prism]

nah knight is best piece

[empty mortar]

viktor orban?

[topaz gazelle]

Im trying to start learning e4 with white, is the 3 knights a good response against the petrov

[toxic flicker]

watch this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jPtGhs0L78c

[merry bough]

Funny game ending

[empty fulcrum]

yeah

[merry bough]

He lost to the Hungarian equivalent of a guy named “John America”

[wet jewel]

Why not just learn the variations when taking?

For petrov any variation is good if it fits your playstyle

[merry bough]

Just take the pawn gng

[toxic flicker]

1v1 me anyone?

[blazing sluice]

i blundered my queen and then neutralized the game 💔

[empty fulcrum]

lol

[short sluice]

if u play the one with Bb5 yeah

[topaz gazelle]

no >:(

[toxic flicker]

ima play a touranment cya yall

[empty mortar]

send game

[short sluice]

its kinda drawish tho

[limpid viper]

neutralized 😭

[blazing sluice]

tuff

[topaz gazelle]

arent most petrovs drawish

[short sluice]

if there werent variations where u could play for a win as white agianst the petrov nobody would play it

[merry bough]

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nf6 3.Nxe5 d6 4. Nf3 Nxe4 5. d4 d5 6. Bd3 Nf6 7. O-O Be7 8. Re1 O-O 9. h3 Nc6 10. a3 Re8 11. Nc3 a6 12. Bf4 Be6 13. Qd2 h6 14. Re2 b5 15. b4 Qd7 16. Bxh6 Nh7 17. Rae1 gxh6 18. Qxh6 Bg5 19. Bxh7+ 1-0

Guess the Elo

[soft gate]

I challenged matibar

[limpid viper]

you're so tough man im tryna get like you

[blazing sluice]

im too lazy

[empty mortar]

Son 😭 side effect of bones academy

[oblique dagger]

Babe @buoyant warren owo

[wet jewel]

1550

[limpid viper]

what are your thoughts on shreksdad claiming that the 2 americans in gc are the most educated in the gc

[buoyant warren]

[empty mortar]

Can’t compete with bones but we clear everyone else

[limpid viper]

exactly

[empty mortar]

I’m writing a scholarship speech on this as we speak

[oblique dagger]

Play deathlink owo

[empty mortar]

Glazing myself so hard but it’s kinda deserved

[limpid viper]

its deserved you're so tough

[short sluice]

I WOULD GIVE UP ALL OF MY ELO FOR A CAT GIRL

[oblique dagger]

For me ? >.<

[short sluice]

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

[blazing sluice]

gang how are you 2600 elo

[wet jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[zinc prairie]

Erm?

[empty mortar]

@sewer mods use him as a diving board

[buoyant warren]

lets do it

[short sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/pudding-pudding-one-piece-charlotte-pudding-3-eyes-three-eyes-gif-12941332043546417201

[nimble arch]

o_0

[oblique dagger]

Hai pixel chan uwu

[spice root]

type /profile for me please

[naive jolt]

your final points = -70 quintillion

[short sluice]

the application did not respond

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[merry bough]

White: 1863
Black: 1980
Chess.com Rapid ratings

[limpid viper]

i think the bot is lowkey kinda cooked rn

[spice root]

<@&745328830649991179> bots down

[wet jewel]

NANI????

[short sluice]

my user is Chishlya bro

[oblique dagger]

Join 648305

[blazing sluice]

dawg if the bot is down how r "server mods" gon fix it

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wet jewel]

As a 1700 those moves were trash

[spice root]

the server mods will notify the admin

[nimble arch]

what if I ruin it by joining

[short sluice]

im gonna have to pass on that one

[merry bough]

All white did was a simple Bxh6 sac, black just played trash

[oblique dagger]

@buoyant warren are we doing stereo madness

[wet jewel]

Yeah exactly

[oblique dagger]

Triple deathlink

[buoyant warren]

lets start with clubstep

[blazing sluice]

guys pogchamps 67 is starting soon

[buoyant warren]

gimme one sec tho

[oblique dagger]

Alr

[nimble arch]

WHAT

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[blazing sluice]

who is the best player in the chat rn

[nimble arch]

clubstep is impossible

[grand frost]

geometry dash?

[blazing sluice]

isnt that the easiest demon

[grand frost]

no

easiest is the nightmare

[trim sapphire]

https://www.chess.com/game/167222810268 can someone tell me what my accuracy was (im white piece)

[buoyant warren]

ok lets start now

[glacial ivy]

hi huzz

[blazing sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[elder slate]

yo who wanna play checkers

[oblique dagger]

Blud beat insane lemon

[merry bough]

Alright how about this
1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 c5 3.d5 b5 4.cxb5 a6 5.e3 Bb7 6.Nc3 Qa5 7.Bd2 axb5 8.Bxb5 Qb6 9.Nf3 Nxd5 10.a4 e6 11.O-O Be7 12.e4 Nf6 13.e5 Nd5 14.Re1 h6 15.Ra3 Bc6 16.Bc4 Qb7 17.Nb5 O-O 18.Bxd5 exd5 19.Bxh6 gxh6 20.Nfd4 Bxb5 21.Qg4+ Bg5 22.Nf5 Ra6 23.e6 Kh7 24.Rh3

[glacial ivy]

stol that from me

[buoyant warren]

BRO I DIED TO A BUG

[blazing sluice]

100 elo

[grand frost]

we are not playing checkers is chess.com servers bro

[shell lynx]

🤏

[wet jewel]

1800

[cobalt oxide]

You playing Minecraft or something?

[nimble arch]

mb

[blazing sluice]

guys why do i keep getting brilliants every game i play

[nimble arch]

this level is too hard

[blazing sluice]

where is my GM title at this point

[nimble arch]

for me

[merry bough]

Actual: 2278 vs 2133

[wet jewel]

Insane

[nimble arch]

I gotta do work now bye

[wet jewel]

Maybe I'm not good at gte after all

[magic quiver]

[blazing sluice]

who tryna play

[oblique dagger]

WAIT WHAT LOL

[buoyant warren]

yay

[hollow oak]

Free

[oblique dagger]

I didnt expect to beat clubstep this quick 💀 💀 💀

[blazing sluice]

dude stop blabbering nonsense

[buoyant warren]

clubstep

[hollow oak]

I was in a 3 hrs timeout

[oblique dagger]

We nab didnt do last coin tho

Now Dak fr 🙏

[buoyant warren]

ok

[blazing sluice]

yeah because youre 500 elo

[oblique dagger]

Let me warmup dak a bit

[buoyant warren]

one sec tho

[hollow oak]

Nah because I wrote something stupid

[nimble arch]

wth is dak

[blazing sluice]

can someone call mods

she is flooding the chat with nonsense

[merry bough]

Bruh you should see 2000 vs 2000 games

[limber cove]

his time lol

[toxic flicker]

anyone wanna 1v1

[limber cove]

crazy

[blazing sluice]

elo?

[blazing sluice]

yo wanna play

[toxic flicker]

1803

[limber cove]

rating?

[blazing sluice]

alr im down

[toxic flicker]

alr lets do it

[oblique dagger]

Hard lemon that I beat 3 times in a row

[toxic flicker]

send me

[oblique dagger]

I already warmed it 💀 🙏

[blazing sluice]

user

[toxic flicker]

NotWin1er

[summer basin]

Wtf

[blazing sluice]

koji pfp BAALRIGHT

[buoyant warren]

ok i gotta lock in

[hollow oak]

Can u pls say something related to chess and not anything else

[gloomy bane]

anyone wanna coach me in chess im not too good

[balmy python]

😳

[summer basin]

Me

E4 , e5

There

[hollow oak]

Pawn a4

[oblique dagger]

@buoyant warren wait whats ur respawn time

[red sparrow]

1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

[oblique dagger]

I think our respawn time is pretty big 🙏

[buoyant warren]

i think its default

[nimble arch]

try the positon swap one

[lapis tendon]

Ur a mighty fan feller, partner @nimble arch

[nimble arch]

hm?

[oblique dagger]

After death link

[oblique dagger]

Whats the default respawn time 🙏

[buoyant warren]

idk 0.7 secs

also wanna join vc

[civic fulcrum]

this year im becoming 2000 FIDE, who trusts?

[oblique dagger]

Me too shyyy

[nimble arch]

requires you to play a lot too its hard to know

[hollow oak]

Actually, I’m not

[upbeat brook]

Good afternoon. What's on the front page today?

[hollow oak]

Do you even play chess

Then why are you here

[hexed oracle]

still got the best desktop background

[civic fulcrum]

im going to play a lot of tournaments. im rn at 1750 FIDE but I'm improving a lot and I believe I am rn at 1850-1900 level

[toxic flicker]

gg

[oblique dagger]

@buoyant warren come lock in

[hollow oak]

Did your parents lost you here

[toxic flicker]

gg pin i won

[signal snow]

When Is world war 3 starting? I'm tired of this ts

[civic fulcrum]

aw 🙁

[blazing sluice]

gg

[buoyant warren]

im playing blitz with beans rn a few mins i will lock in

[toxic flicker]

gg i won

[hollow oak]

Just kidding

[blazing sluice]

yea i got lost cuz nobody has played like that to my london

[toxic flicker]

its alr btw whats your elo

[buoyant warren]

aghhh stupid bug on 16

[blazing sluice]

i was 1400 peak

[hollow oak]

I believe in your dream too

[toxic flicker]

nice

[oblique dagger]

Alr

[civic fulcrum]

my goal is to get to CM before 18, so i hope i reach 2000 FIDE this year or next year

[fallen leaf]

Can someone play me?

[toxic flicker]

me i am in like a 13 win streak

[fallen leaf]

X18LUV on chess.com

[hollow oak]

It’s now 14

[toxic flicker]

ok

whats your elo

[fallen leaf]

How?

[hollow oak]

<@&745328830649991179> I can’t take it any longer, she writes only nonsense

[fallen leaf]

124

[toxic flicker]

k

https://link.chess.com/play/ojiiyZ

i can't directly invite you cause it says i can't

[fallen leaf]

Suede

Sure

Man I’m on the chess website

[novel summit]

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[upbeat brook]

I'm coming in VC, let's see

[toxic flicker]

yo i am getting too much 1v1 requests

lol

[novel summit]

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[fallen leaf]

Okay