💬〡chess-talk

[cunning meteor]

until the endgame, then it dropped to like 500 tops

[kindred crypt]

😭

We dont gotta talk about that

[covert dagger]

thats all you need in life

[cunning meteor]

you hung a piece and walked your king into the centre of the board lmao

[gloomy bane]

sent

[kindred crypt]

havent received

whats yours

[gloomy bane]

shadow3k1

[oblique dagger]

Hai torbith :3

[plucky kelp]

Hewoo Deng! :3

[kindred crypt]

sent

[quaint jasper]

define aura.

[gloomy bane]

it says ur currently playing

nvm

[kindred crypt]

whaat

[quaint jasper]

define aura.

[gloomy bane]

the game works now start

[late ore]

I didn't open chess.com for 5 hours and I gained 50 elo rapid is this normal??????

[wet basin]

anyone up to coach me

335 elo btw

[copper tusk]

How do I improve my endgames

[quaint jasper]

Check out my bio

[daring bramble]

practice and read endgame book

[wet basin]

i dont have money to spend

[copper tusk]

I don’t have a book

[cunning meteor]

read books

[blissful ginkgo]

youtube

[wet basin]

i just need a coach

[oblique dagger]

Hru uwu

[copper tusk]

Aight bet

Any recommendations

[plucky kelp]

Good! hbu? uwu

[blissful ginkgo]

Hanging Pawns

[copper tusk]

Aight bet bet

More recommendations??

[wet basin]

whats ur elo?

[copper tusk]

820

[wet basin]

nvm

[copper tusk]

To low for your recom

[oblique dagger]

Very gud uwu have u reached the 2000 fide owo

[plucky kelp]

I think I have! :3

[wet basin]

are you even a real person bro

[copper tusk]

Fr uwu

[oblique dagger]

Omg rly ? :O

Cm torbith soon 🙏🔥

[copper tusk]

Congratulations uwu 🤞🫰

[quaint jasper]

why chess.com have ads now

[wet basin]

😭

[copper tusk]

[wet basin]

what are we on

[copper tusk]

Play along

Idk what they are on tho

[wet basin]

why though?

[copper tusk]

Funny af

[copper tusk]

Hey deny uwu what is your uwu elo🤞🫰

[verbal quest]

https://www.chess.com/game/167182630348

[wet basin]

😭

[copper tusk]

Hahahaha

They both prob shit on me tho

[wet basin]

anyone up for coaching me

[copper tusk]

What is your ELO

[wet basin]

335

[copper tusk]

Idk how to coach

Lichess is a nice app tho maybe that helps

You have unlimited puzzles and free lessons made from other people

[wet basin]

i want an actual human, a chess bot doesnt do shit for me

[copper tusk]

It isn’t a bot

It is a app

Like chess.com but different

[wet basin]

also lessons are pre set situation that i will never run into

[knotty ridge]

feel my 336 elo superiority

[copper tusk]

No they are different you can choose what you wanna learn

[knotty ridge]

/j

[copper tusk]

I am shit but I am 820

[clever star]

went from 230 elo to 324 elo in 1 hour

[wet basin]

Only lesson i remember is Gotham chesses king opposition

[wet basin]

XD

[copper tusk]

Check it out

[kindred crypt]

@gloomy bane ggs bro

[kindred crypt]

hey milad where are u from

[gloomy bane]

ggs

[knotty ridge]

that's a good thing to remember

[oblique dagger]

My uwu elo is like uwu low :3 hehe~ owo

[pastel ice]

anyone want quick game

[kindred crypt]

me

[oblique dagger]

Me is like 300elo

[wet basin]

yea, but every thing in my games exept for the opening is shit

[kindred crypt]

Abo_Jdayeh

[pastel ice]

dm

[copper tusk]

Netherlands

[knotty ridge]

following principles usually helps one get better at the middle game

[wet basin]

Ive tried, I just cant seem to find what works

[knotty ridge]

mostly being able to see where pieces can go

[copper tusk]

Omg uwu really❤️🫰🤞❤️ but like uwu how uwu low uwu

[knotty ridge]

huh

oh well

[cunning meteor]

oo big guy over here

[indigo knoll]

chessing it rn

[oblique dagger]

Like 300elo uwu

[knotty ridge]

ikr

[copper tusk]

He beat you easily

[knotty ridge]

feel the power

[wet basin]

anyone up to coach me

like watch me play n shit and help me

[cunning meteor]

yeah I'm shook

[knotty ridge]

uh sure, a little while, send a game

[copper tusk]

Me to

[indigo knoll]

anyone wanna rapid game? username is MangoSampler

[knotty ridge]

I'll give you some tips, might not be super tips but decent probably, I've been playing for a couple years already

[indigo knoll]

I wanna play you

[oblique dagger]

Aura

[copper tusk]

[knotty ridge]

🗿

[copper tusk]

Play with your self

[oblique dagger]

Sigma boy

[copper tusk]

Alright buddy

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15449497793648793961

[indigo knoll]

yoo guys I can only play one person at a time stop spamming guys

[snow zinc]

hi

[oblique dagger]

Good morning

[copper tusk]

Lmao nobody spamming but I wanna play come

[indigo knoll]

bro is not famous

[oblique dagger]

Hai @willow owl

[willow owl]

just do puzzles and play a lot of games and self analyze after

[copper tusk]

Bro is confused

[willow owl]

hi deng

[snow zinc]

good morning to you too i guess

[indigo knoll]

Im ready

[wide sphinx]

💔 floating at around 1900 range

keep fumbling attacks somehow

[honest brook]

welp now that rapid is at 2200 time for blitz

got new attack patterns now shit working smoov

[knotty ridge]

you play on instinct a lot?

[honest brook]

yum https://www.chess.com/live/game/167182659436

[frosty peak]

toxic_rust (2116) vs. Drayott (2054)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Nf6 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 Nc6 6. Nc3 Bg4 7. f3 Bh5 8. O-O e6 9. Be3 Bg6 10. Bxg6 hxg6 11. Qe2 Bd6 12. h3 Ne7 13. Rad1 Nf5 14. Bf2 Qe7 15. Rfe1 Nh5 16. Qb5+ c6 17. Qb3 Qxg5 18. Ne4 Qe7 19. g4 O-O-O 20. gxf5 gxf5 21. Nxd6+ Rxd6 22. Bc5 Qg5+ 23. Kf1 Nf4 24. Kf2 Nxh3+ 25. Kf1 Nf4 26. Kf2 Rh2+ 27. Ke3 [Ng6+] 

[hallow jetty]

Hi guys, what is the best defensive opening for 1000 elo?

[honest brook]

10 elo from 2100 with brilliant at the end too

[honest brook]

by defensive you mean for black?

[hollow oak]

H3

[hallow jetty]

Yes

[hallow jetty]

Ok

[indigo knoll]

gg

[honest brook]

There are a lot of different options but I randomly feel like recommending the hippo rn

[copper tusk]

Come again

[honest brook]

Most players will tell you a Sicilian is the best option tho so yeah

[indigo knoll]

im good

[copper tusk]

[indigo knoll]

sorry

[copper tusk]

Wel you where way better than me anyway

[hollow oak]

What is the Swiss system

[cunning meteor]

ew sicilian

who do you think you are

[honest brook]

I said most players bro I told him the hippo

[cunning meteor]

oh okay

sorry pookie i still love you

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[indigo knoll]

thanks

[rustic crag]

hello robots

[lucid steppe]

How do I get access to improvement talk?

[rustic crag]

and driods

[fleet lava]

Hello mango😃😃😃

[honest brook]

did you see the ping

[lucid steppe]

Yh

can’t type tho

[kindred crypt]

what about your name

[honest brook]

damn idk why

[hollow oak]

@cunning meteor Are tournaments good for practice?

[honest brook]

try connecting

[cunning meteor]

any sort of playing is good for practice

[lucid steppe]

Wdym

[honest brook]

do /connect

[rustic crag]

you can literally translate it

[hollow oak]

But only playing isn’t equal to improving

[cunning meteor]

Scottish people say me lad

[lucid steppe]

It says if your done reading go to this page

[rustic crag]

oh you already know

[cunning meteor]

it's the same shit as normally playing

[rustic crag]

?????

[cunning meteor]

ayup me lad

[kindred crypt]

i know bro, he says hes from netherlands although his name is arabic

[honest brook]

click the link and connect

[rustic crag]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-pinging-me-like-i-know-you-meme-gif-5656941064419644337

[hollow oak]

U say my openings are decent but the rest is ass

[cunning meteor]

yea

[wide sphinx]

sometimes i calculate but still cant find shit

[cunning meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443702110209183765/1488642408013889866/image0.gif

[hollow oak]

Thanks

[cyan jasper]

how do i connect my account

[kindred crypt]

🤣

[honest brook]

do /connect

[lucid steppe]

Any mods here ?

[wide sphinx]

i guess im 1800 puzzle rating for a reason

is it cooked if my puzzle rating is lower than my actual rating

[cunning meteor]

yeah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> l1mitsofmylanguage

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1906 (1933 peak)
Blitz: 1482 (1529 peak)
Bullet: 1404 (1509 peak)

[honest brook]

sounds like a green

[knotty ridge]

lmfaooo

[cyan jasper]

ty

[lucid steppe]

Ur a mod ?

[wide sphinx]

im sometimes better at finding tactics in a real game lowk

rather than some goofy ah puzzle or smth

[knotty ridge]

puzzles aren't super good to train ourselves honestly

[honest brook]

they do their job

[knotty ridge]

especially when you don't have something telling you this is a critical moment! in the real game

[honest brook]

well that's why you always keep a keen eye for attacking and forcing moves

[knotty ridge]

they're not that bad either, but it's not like doing puzzles suddenly makes you 3 times better

[knotty ridge]

yeah

[honest brook]

no one thing magically makes you three times better

it is a combined effort

[lucid steppe]

Any mods here

[cunning meteor]

did you just call me fat

[honest brook]

y do u need a mod just connect

[hollow oak]

Yes

[lucid steppe]

no normally mods has a role

[lucid steppe]

I have

[cunning meteor]

well I'm not 😢

[cunning meteor]

yeah I'm an anomaly I'm different

I'm a demon who doesn't need a role

[hollow oak]

Just kidding

[cunning meteor]

yeah that's what i thought. little boy

[honest brook]

connecting gives you the role

[cunning meteor]

this my discordia u hears

[wide sphinx]

ok i actually suck ass at puzzle rush, cant even get past 30 in survival, wth

[cunning meteor]

u heard

[lucid steppe]

I press on connect and it does nothing but put me in the chess.con app

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> l1mitsofmylanguage

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1906 (1933 peak)
Blitz: 1482 (1529 peak)
Bullet: 1404 (1509 peak)

[hollow oak]

Who are you to call me lil boy? Are u 2m high or what

[honest brook]

from there you click the link to discord bro

[cunning meteor]

no I'm 175cm

I'm basically 2 metres if you do a little rounding

[hollow oak]

Damn that’s short

[lucid steppe]

Done

[wide sphinx]

😭

[lucid steppe]

@honest brook Ty

[cunning meteor]

pipe down little boy you're half my size

you 87cm i just know it

[hollow oak]

Nearly (I’m 194cm)

[cunning meteor]

I'm 5'10 100lbs don't play with me in my discordia shorty

[cunning meteor]

oh shit

[honest brook]

175 is 5'9

[cunning meteor]

sorry boss sorry

[honest brook]

my brain is a CM ft auto translator

[hollow oak]

In chess u are higher

[cunning meteor]

same shit

[honest brook]

no an inch is alot

[cunning meteor]

we do a little rounding I'm basically 177cm

[hollow oak]

Make it 180cm

[honest brook]

massive even

[cunning meteor]

when i stand on my money I'm higher

[indigo knoll]

make it 182cm

[cunning meteor]

why are we stopping short make it 200

[honest brook]

might as well be 183 atp (6'0)

[indigo knoll]

nah 200 is pretty much 215

[cunning meteor]

it gets tuah point

[indigo knoll]

tuah

[honest brook]

tuah in the 26

[indigo knoll]

shut up

[copper bone]

Whatsup

[cunning meteor]

smurf cat

[copper bone]

Whos reacting those

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[cunning meteor]

@indigo knoll and @honest brook report them for toxicity

[shrewd granite]

anyone wanna 1v1 im 300 elo

[copper bone]

@serv…..

[indigo knoll]

what did I do

[copper bone]

Repent mangosampler

[cunning meteor]

hey stop pinging me

[copper bone]

Beg for mercy

[indigo knoll]

ok, sorry

[cunning meteor]

I'll let it slide this time

[copper bone]

Thats what she said

[gloomy bane]

who wanna play im not too good tho

[shrewd granite]

me

[gloomy bane]

rapid?

[copper bone]

Whats your iq

[shrewd granite]

@indigo knoll im genuinel gonna report you for toxicity

[shrewd granite]

sure whats ur elo?

[copper bone]

Please do

[indigo knoll]

what did I do

[gloomy bane]

142

[copper bone]

Sub5

[gloomy bane]

142 elo

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/doflamingo-angry-veins-one-piece-gif-21764087

[shrewd granite]

ok whats ur user

[gloomy bane]

shadow3k1

[indigo knoll]

MangoSampler needs to go

[shrewd granite]

I added u my name is tobidemonchild

[copper bone]

Ive got a fragrance with mango note on me

[indigo knoll]

nice

[copper bone]

Sample me

[gloomy bane]

added u

[indigo knoll]

woahh

[cunning meteor]

i hope you liked having eyebrows

[indigo knoll]

laughing emoji

oop

[cunning meteor]

automod holding me back rn

[snow zinc]

are you fr 100 pounds

[cunning meteor]

nah, 125. might as well be

[indigo knoll]

you have so much aura ngl

[cunning meteor]

i know bro

[snow zinc]

125 pounds is like

[indigo knoll]

yuppers

slang for yup btw

[snow zinc]

60kg almost

[cunning meteor]

thats some gang shit

on a g ting that's hard

[snow zinc]

im 55kg 💀

[cunning meteor]

how tall?

[snow zinc]

180

[cunning meteor]

holy moly

[indigo knoll]

brudda

[snow zinc]

yh im skinny asf

[cunning meteor]

keep this man away from strong winds

[ancient zealot]

wasnt ts late 2023

[atomic pier]

I‘m 55kg

[fluid ridge]

180 feet holy

[indigo knoll]

its all good man. I used to be as well

[snow zinc]

im not a man yet im only 13 💔

[cunning meteor]

I don't know bro I'm not keeping track

[cunning meteor]

180 at 13 heightflation is crazy these days

[snow zinc]

bro im not that tall

[ancient zealot]

have u seen the alien

[cunning meteor]

what alien

[hollow oak]

How am I play good against Scandinavian

[snow zinc]

i have a 14 year old friend who is 194

[ancient zealot]

wemby

[cunning meteor]

lotus chess

[indigo knoll]

kg or pounds

[atomic pier]

😆

[snow zinc]

centimeters

[hollow oak]

Is that a thing

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2474 (peak)
Blitz: 2319 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[cunning meteor]

it's an app to learn openings

[cosmic quest]

did you ask him if he was an alien yet

[snow zinc]

no

[cosmic quest]

do you go to growth spurt highschool middleschool whatever

[snow zinc]

6'3 at 14 bros gonna be 6'5+ when hes done growing

[cosmic quest]

did they break your knees and attach a metal pole to make you taller dawg

[willow owl]

its not that rare

[snow zinc]

its just genetics

[willow owl]

i know someone that was 187 at 14

so its not too out of the woods'

[cosmic quest]

alien vro

[fluid ridge]

what😭

[cosmic quest]

abnormal human being

[fluid ridge]

Beans lives in Netherlands or smth

[willow owl]

depends on where youre from ig

[cosmic quest]

thats not possible

[willow owl]

nordic sire

[fluid ridge]

avg height is 5’9, 6’3 at 14 is def not usual😂

[cosmic quest]

why do you guys just mog everyone

[cunning meteor]

one of my friends is 15 and 6'2 130kg he's the biggest guy i know

but tallest is some guy who's like 6'8 and also 15

[fluid ridge]

holy tell him to put down the fork yo

[snow zinc]

lmao

[cunning meteor]

he's jacked not fat

[fluid ridge]

keep telling him that

[willow owl]

avg height here is like 5'11-6'1

[cunning meteor]

well he's a little chubby but it's deadass mostly muscle, he benches like 200

and he boxes 😭

[fluid ridge]

wild, I was 5’7 at 13 and now i’m 17 in less than a month and barely 5’9😂

[zenith patio]

If there is a will there is a way 🔥

[fluid ridge]

only 200? or you mean kg?

[cosmic quest]

ok you short tho

[cunning meteor]

yes kg

i only bench 75 😢

[fluid ridge]

avg

[obtuse elk]

short

[willow owl]

not really

depends on where youre from

[cosmic quest]

is that really average

[fluid ridge]

shut up youngin

[copper bone]

So

Whats yall gender

[fluid ridge]

yes, most people just lie online

[shrewd granite]

nice you have a lot of potential

[cosmic quest]

i did not know allat

[obtuse elk]

shortie go to the gym

[willow owl]

average in malaysia is different from like germany

[cunning meteor]

MAN

[fluid ridge]

I do go, gym doesn’t make you taller, how tall are u Alex?

[obtuse elk]

gym does make you tall

[copper bone]

Man is not gender

[winter geyser]

hey i need coach dm me

[shrewd granite]

cope

[copper bone]

Are you a female?

[obtuse elk]

dom you clearly skipped height day

[upper pawn]

d4 vs e4

[fluid ridge]

my parents are avg height idk what you want me to do

[copper bone]

Respawn

[obtuse elk]

manifest extra inches

[fluid ridge]

Alex you skipped chess day😂

[obtuse elk]

😭

[fluid ridge]

reincarnate, at least i’m htn tho

5’9 htn>6’0 mtn

[copper bone]

Whats that

[shrewd granite]

no

[fluid ridge]

high tier normie

[fluid ridge]

gray

[copper bone]

Tf is that

[severe dock]

how much are you willing to pay?

[honest brook]

son.

[winter geyser]

no

[shrewd granite]

grey* also you are not htn stop larping

[fluid ridge]

gray normie smh

[cunning meteor]

what is it

[copper bone]

Then sorry no coaching for you

[winter geyser]

free 99

[fluid ridge]

same shi, I will larp till the end

[shrewd granite]

its good you dont know

[hollow oak]

Lifestyle

[shrewd granite]

https://tenor.com/view/larping-larp-i-have-no-limbs-i-must-larp-i-have-no-limbs-and-i-must-larp-gif-12556720116567507254

[severe dock]

that's 99 more than I expected ngl

[copper bone]

You swimg that way

[winter geyser]

so coach me im horrid

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-monster-rezero-subaru-arc-6-gif-9878112630416598157

[blissful ginkgo]

you don’t even know where larp originates from little boy

[copper bone]

Youre not gonna impress anyone bud

[shrewd granite]

stop larping being a discord addict

[fluid ridge]

you need to looksmax and chessmax bro

[honest brook]

omagaah bruh stop begging for a coach go watch yt videos like a normal person

[indigo knoll]

for real

[fluid ridge]

ye I wasn’t around when the word was constructed

[copper bone]

Im handsome

[fluid ridge]

chessmax then

[copper bone]

Im him

[shrewd granite]

you need to heightmaxx and iqmaxx

[blissful ginkgo]

You don’t know shit bout ogu

[copper bone]

Im epstein

[fluid ridge]

hgh max? large organ max😂

[shrewd granite]

you need to humourmaxx

[shrewd granite]

hgh is the only way

[indigo knoll]

i need to lifemax

[copper bone]

Jealous

[hollow oak]

Did u say high like weed high

[shrewd granite]

im not jealous of making epstein jokes they are so unfunny

[honest brook]

how about stop worrying about what cannot be changed

[fluid ridge]

best way not the only tho, sleep is 2nd best

[copper bone]

Butthurt

[indigo knoll]

dont do drugs, thats lame stuff

[severe dock]

is this u?

[indigo knoll]

fr

[shrewd granite]

sleep is lowk cope tho bcs it doesnt help you surpass your genetic height

[copper bone]

Focus on coaching

[blissful ginkgo]

on god

[hollow oak]

Do murder is little bit more interesting

[shrewd granite]

human growth hormone

bro clav ruined this generation

[fluid ridge]

it’s impossible to naturally surpass genetic height, you can max out genetic height tho, for example some siblings are 2-4 inches apart even though they are fully grown

[cunning meteor]

my dad is 5'6

[hollow oak]

Just give up 🥀

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-meme-tushar-spooderman-gif-20243671

[fluid ridge]

you prob won’t grow much more than, rip

[shrewd granite]

true but if you sleep for 12 hours it wont make a difference from when u sleep 10 hours because it only matters if you sleep like little

[fluid ridge]

unless your mom is tall

[cunning meteor]

I'm 5'9 i get brutally dwarfed in school

[indigo knoll]

just accept the things you cant control in life

[copper bone]

You sure?

[cunning meteor]

4'11 😢

[shrewd granite]

dont worry white pill maxx🫰

[fluid ridge]

ye, diet and vitamin D/C are huge too

[cunning meteor]

that's what he says. he's shorter than me too

[honest brook]

What is that

[cunning meteor]

I'm beautiful who even needs height fr fr

[hollow oak]

In metric?

[fluid ridge]

how tall is the mailman bro, you’re not going to grow much more prob all love, I went through it too lol

[shrewd granite]

like goatis said 'everyday I wake up I'm in heaven'

[cunning meteor]

like 150 or something

[cunning meteor]

who

[shrewd granite]

grey

[hollow oak]

[honest brook]

?

[shrewd granite]

search it on yt

[cunning meteor]

not caring about looks and personality maxing while being chopped

[steady moon]

.

[shrewd granite]

dw about it like whitepill is like having optimism and not caring about what other ppl think and sh like that

[honest brook]

ye I did that last night lol

[blissful ginkgo]

goatis the guy who said he was attracted to 15 year olds

[copper bone]

You take pills?

[honest brook]

so being a normal confident person?

[hollow oak]

U coach me fr -jk

[cunning meteor]

nah

[shrewd granite]

yh goatis can be weird sometimes but some of his claims are good imo

[cunning meteor]

nah I'm washed

[shrewd granite]

sure

[indigo knoll]

Jason is typing

[torn wadi]

oh is he every geometry dash player

[hollow oak]

U give me good advices. I don’t need a coach only patients in my mistakes

[cunning meteor]

game review

[fluid ridge]

can you coach me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2474 (peak)
Blitz: 2319 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[fluid ridge]

james you need to bully and blitz max bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dom (d0m3rss)

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Name: Dom (d0m3rss)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2366 (peak)
Blitz: 2405 (2425 peak)
Bullet: 2355 (2459 peak)

[cunning meteor]

yes i can get you to igm level

[hollow oak]

I don’t have the energy for that some how

[empty fulcrum]

you are 2300, you really think you need a coach?

[shrewd granite]

i Elomog you

[empty fulcrum]

i dont like blitz

[indigo knoll]

I am 1700 rapid, can anyone help me get to 1500?

[fluid ridge]

can you coach me how to get to 2400 rapid😝

[cunning meteor]

lock in then idk

[obtuse elk]

i can coach you dom

[fluid ridge]

thanks

[honest brook]

2300 online can probably still use of coaching

anyway he was obv jokin

[obtuse elk]

today's lesson

[hollow oak]

Ig

[obtuse elk]

winning games

[hollow oak]

Pawn a4?

[cunning meteor]

lichess analysis is free

[atomic pier]

I needed one for the most of the time

[hollow oak]

Thank u, really

[cunning meteor]

how short are you

[cunning meteor]

you're welcome jason

[severe dock]

your cc profile is kinda ridiculous ngl

[fluid ridge]

wow! thanks coach

[atomic pier]

172 cm

[fluid ridge]

that like 5’6?

[cunning meteor]

haa what's this little short midget doing in my discordia

[hollow oak]

Damn

[honest brook]

5'8 almost

[fluid ridge]

ah mb

[hollow oak]

U are only 3 cm higher

[tame sun]

1. Qxe8#

[atomic pier]

my weight‘s 55kg
so I‘m on the lesser side on that too

[cunning meteor]

actually 3.7cm

[empty fulcrum]

for me I think i learnt a lot from 2300-2400. First having more confidence in my calculation, not second guessing myself. Second endgames, thinking more about how to change the pawn structure to benefit me by creating 2v1s or 3v2s for example. also won a lot of games around 2400 elo by bishop endgames, e.g. if there are opposite coloured bishops i will be looking quite early on about putting my pawns on opposite colour to opponent's bishop to prepare for opposite coloured bishop endgame

[spring sand]

0... Qxe1#

[hollow oak]

That’s still 18 cm too short for me

[void tusk]

I just played 91 accuracy over a 62 move game. My opponent was 1550 and played 84. Lets go

[tame sun]

Nuh uh

[cunning meteor]

wow you think you're so cool because youre a morbillion cm tall

[fluid ridge]

thanks goat🙏

[cunning meteor]

guess what buddy i can do 10 pushups

[obtuse elk]

so first thing we'll look at today is your name d0m3(2425) what you wanna do is remove the parenthesis and multiply 3 and 2425 which gives us your new elo 7275

[honest brook]

nice now do it again

[spring sand]

No wayy

[hollow oak]

Same

[obtuse elk]

d0m7275

[atomic pier]

can’t even do one

[tame sun]

2000s talm bout random stuff

[cunning meteor]

well guess what buddy i can do 20 pushups

[void tusk]

k

[tame sun]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[honest brook]

what's your max

[spring sand]

In chess talk

[hollow oak]

I thought u are fat because u are a mod

[cunning meteor]

bit over 60 but I'm washed so rn prolly like 40

[atomic pier]

happens

[shrewd granite]

i can do 10 russian pushups 💀

[north kestrel]

Have a great day y’all😊✨️✝️, here is the verse of the day btw:
1 Corinthians 3:16-17 NLT
[16] Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you? [17] God will destroy anyone who destroys this temple. For God’s temple is holy, and you are that temple.

[honest brook]

lock in

[cunning meteor]

oh my god bruh

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-1737523551483395799

[cunning meteor]

I'm locked in in school gym can wait

[blissful ginkgo]

Hail Sathanas

[atomic pier]

thanks
it‘s meant as a joke
(It‘s not)

[honest brook]

what about home

[cunning meteor]

what

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2474 (peak)
Blitz: 2319 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[steel meadow]

how do ik if my account linking worked

[tame sun]

Are your Discord pronouns a reference to the chocolate bar?

[cunning meteor]

home workouts? i do those when I'm assed and i have time and I'm not doing anything else

[honest brook]

ur name color

[shrewd granite]

stop larping the aurafarmer you not the aura

[tame sun]

Bro has played titled players before (probably)

[honest brook]

smh u a part time grinder

[cunning meteor]

stop pinging me monkey

[exotic coyote]

depends how much you weigh tbh

[shrewd granite]

or what

[empty fulcrum]

of course

[cunning meteor]

i have gcses in a month bruv

[cunning meteor]

I'm lightweight, around 55kg

[spring sand]

I played one at 1700 although it was wcm

[exotic coyote]

this guy is like 40 kg casual

[empty fulcrum]

play the night before the exams

[tame sun]

Fide masters? National masters?

[spice root]

I got all A* on line

[honest brook]

how old are you

[atomic pier]

Ever played a cheating titled player though?

[spice root]

Mine

[tame sun]

Candidate masterz?

[cunning meteor]

i could get away with that if i study consistently until then

[cunning meteor]

16, last year i was 65kg 😭

[empty fulcrum]

i think i have

[exotic coyote]

yea no shit you do 40 push ups, I do way more at 70 kg 😭

[shrewd granite]

i got all 9s

[atomic pier]

😭

[honest brook]

damn why you starving m8

[empty fulcrum]

all except for IMs and GMs mainly

[cunning meteor]

i could do 60 when i was heavier I'm just a lot weaker now

[tame sun]

I dont speak un-American I only speak metric

[exotic coyote]

but ho wmuch do you bench

[cunning meteor]

i just don't train, I eat a similar amount but lost a lot of muscle

[tame sun]

I mean imperial

Oh my god that was such a stupid sentence

[cunning meteor]

my pr was 75kg, not crazy but good for my bodyweight i think

[tame sun]

Im too ashamed to go back and edit it

[spring sand]

Don't worry i understand you

Its ok it happens

[honest brook]

losing 10 kg of muscle is way too much you either got sick or it was mostly fat bro

[exotic coyote]

there's abs no way you are benching 75 kg at 65 or 55

this guy is bullshitting

[cunning meteor]

it definitely wasn't mostly fat, i did get sick a few times especially recently tho

[honest brook]

sounds normal?

[tame sun]

https://tenor.com/view/donovan-mayo-true-alpha-gif-17557391471190644606

[cunning meteor]

i had tonsillitis and deadass couldn't eat for like almost a week

[cunning meteor]

i could lol

[honest brook]

might have to check with doc I heard a lot of health problems start with a lot of muscle loss

[cunning meteor]

that's not even crazy what are you on

[honest brook]

usually your muscles wouldn't go away that fast

[gaunt knot]

Hey

[exotic coyote]

75 kg isn't crazy but benching like 1.5x your bodyweight isn't real

[exotic coyote]

nah this guy is bullshitting ion trust him

[tame sun]

Yo

[cunning meteor]

65 x 1.5 = 75? are you slow lol

[exotic coyote]

55*1.5

[honest brook]

that isn't 1.5 bro that is like 1.2

[cunning meteor]

maybe

[cunning meteor]

I don't bench 75 anymore

[frank sierra]

Bro 75?

[gaunt knot]

Anyone want a quick game

[tame sun]

Didn't realize there was a pineapple color

[cunning meteor]

kg yeah

[frank sierra]

You can't bench 75?

[honest brook]

?

[tame sun]

Im down. What's ur elo?

[spring sand]

K

[exotic coyote]

wtv i dont believe 99% of what ppl tell me their pr bench is

[cunning meteor]

he thinks I'm bsing because i benched 75 and 65kg bodyweight 😭😭 what a burger

[gaunt knot]

200, but I nearly beat a 2000 yesterday

[cunning meteor]

why what do you bench?

[exotic coyote]

pr of 200 lbs when i was bulking

[spring sand]

You might beat a 1900 today

[onyx sand]

can any high elo player play a game with me and tell me my mistakes?

[honest brook]

sounds like cope if you think everyone is a liar

[cunning meteor]

at what bodyweight?

[tame sun]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[exotic coyote]

0 idea, i didn't measuer, probs around 180

[gaunt knot]

Bet, what’s ur username

[empty fulcrum]

castle your king earlier and stop blundering your pieces

[cunning meteor]

that's literally the same difference 😭😭

[spring sand]

Theres an easier way to do that it's called playing against stockfish

[onyx sand]

i know those bro

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jump-fall-10

[onyx sand]

i need a human to help me

[empty fulcrum]

so castle your king earlier then?

[queen mesa]

Bleh

[empty fulcrum]

not that complicated

[gaunt knot]

What’s ur user

[cunning meteor]

if anything your bench should be higher at that bodyweight

by like a lot

[spring sand]

Ill send u a challenge

[tame sun]

Icarus' story for those with adhd

[tame sun]

QuickDarter

[exotic coyote]

nah I've heard way tm people say they bench close to double their bodyweight abs bs

[gaunt knot]

I’ll play reti then u

[cunning meteor]

75 isn't nowhere near double 65 goofball where do you get off to saying that's unrealistic 😭😭

[empty fulcrum]

@onyx sand stop playing blitz, play rapid instead

[exotic coyote]

i ain't fcking talking to you dumb ahh

[empty fulcrum]

rapid helps you improve

[atomic pier]

chess.com/member/Le_Kaiser00

2700 was apparently a light work

[cunning meteor]

then what makes you think I'm lying 😭🤡

[honest brook]

wheelchair guy!

[exotic coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/muehehehe-gif-4405977563994366182

[honest brook]

oh that's you

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/redneck-volvo-strög-gif-13661086

[honest brook]

what is this

[cunning meteor]

shhhhh

[spring sand]

Actually reasonable i believe a coach would be a good option, maybe if u got no friends to play with and dont have a coach give an ai ur games and it'll tell u common mistakes etc

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/check-yourself

[atomic pier]

I‘ll grab some popcorn and watch a 2700 losing to a two day old account

[spring sand]

Although last one is if u got nothing else

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

(me irl)

[empty fulcrum]

lol

[exotic coyote]

@kindred crypt

[spring sand]

You look like some kind of feline

[exotic coyote]

how many accounts you got @atomic pier 😭

[cunning meteor]

deadass?

[snow zinc]

when should i start playing blitz and bullet

[spring sand]

Im chinese now

[shell lynx]

Now

[snow zinc]

ok not bullet bullet sucks but blitz

[shell lynx]

Spam 3+0

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Luca (luca_cds)

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Name: Luca (luca_cds)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1103 (peak)
Blitz: 598 (629 peak)
Bullet: 689 (720 peak)

[snow zinc]

eh ill spam blitz once i hit 1200 rapid

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2474 (peak)
Blitz: 2319 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[spring sand]

I think you know how the knight moves

[onyx sand]

okay thanks

[snow zinc]

ngl what rating can i get to by new years from 1100...

[atomic pier]

I’m genuinely curious as to why you keep sending your profile in here

[onyx sand]

kk

[empty fulcrum]

nope

[glass gazelle]

.

[empty fulcrum]

format looks good

[onyx sand]

anyone wants to play some 3+2s

[spring sand]

K

[snow zinc]

why do jacked guys take their shirts off at the beach

[onyx sand]

unrated tho

[atomic pier]

🤷‍♀️

[spring sand]

Ofc ill send u a challenge

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rage-quit-11

[onyx sand]

k

[snow zinc]

do i spin a wheel to decide what opening i learn as black

[atomic pier]

why are you asking that?
I can confirm that I‘ve never seen a, in your words, jacked guy half naked

[cunning meteor]

No

[snow zinc]

its a rhetorical question that implies that they are showing off something that they are proud of

[cunning meteor]

learn grunfeld it's the easiest opening

[chrome quartz]

If the guy has like 2 secs left and I have 10 secs left, is it valid to sac all my pieces to check his king or do I just shuffle

[atomic pier]

and where did your desire to ask such a question come from? 😭

[pastel yew]

make a move

[lapis tendon]

Guys, I taught my girlfriend how to play chess 3 months ago and she reached 800 faster than I have, wtf

This girl is smarter than me

[atomic pier]

2200+
flagging them is a valid approach to online chess
The exact methods are within your own volition

[uneven plover]

Yes, and I showed a really cool example of that in #🇪🇸〡español .

[atomic pier]

especially if you‘re playing someone making a move every 2-3 seconds

[austere surge]

Okay seriously what is happening I ahve gotten black six games in a row

[glass gazelle]

What is this channel called

[austere surge]

I haven't been resigning or changed any settings 😭

[uneven plover]

Oh it’s just the super high rated only cool people channel.

[dusk hinge]

if u flip a quarter 10 times and it lands on heads 10x in a row. Whats the chance of it landing on heads on flip 11?

[glass gazelle]

@atomic pier how do you have a rating of a gm

[gloomy vale]

Just hit 67% winrate as white in bullet

[daring warren]

free chess coaching

[cunning meteor]

khamzat chimaev cuddle master

[austere surge]

Yeah but (0.5^6)x100 = 1.5%

[atomic pier]

😭

[glass gazelle]

Polls
Will Vaishali win the women candidates tournament
Option 1:yes(react with )
Option 2:no(react with )

[lapis tendon]

Wdym bro, he brutally destroyed whittaker and Holland and 50-43'd ddp

[cunning meteor]

50%

[cunning meteor]

cuddled ddp

[uneven plover]

I suppose people can settle for #⛔〡normas but #🇪🇸〡español is much cooler imo.

[hollow locust]

I told myself I’d quit this game but haven’t been able to. I’ve dropped 100 elo.

[lapis tendon]

He inclined a lot of damage on him tho

[cunning meteor]

love taps which gave him 1 or 2 bruises over 5 rounds

[gloomy vale]

How shit is 1000 elo in bullet ?

[lapis tendon]

You don't know nothing about mma bro, I bet you never even stepped into an mma gym, stick to chess 🤫

[cunning meteor]

god awful

[gloomy vale]

And proud

[daring warren]

free chess coaching

[glass gazelle]

If only I get my chess.com account to be 1800/1900 like my lichess btw that's not a flex

[uneven plover]

These channels are much stronger than 1900.

[cunning meteor]

shit was more boring than romero vs adesanya

[gloomy vale]

Would you consider 1000 rapid to be godawful on comparison ?

[uneven plover]

Average rating is like 3100.

[glass gazelle]

Vote

[daring warren]

free chess coaching

[hollow locust]

I’ve been absolutely unable to put the game down, but I’m only getting worse the more I play

[cunning meteor]

nah, but elo is a lot more inflated in lower time controls because there's alot of bums who don't know what they're doing and just move fast

[glass gazelle]

Get some chess lessons

[dusk hinge]

Your hardstuck at 500?

[gloomy vale]

Have you tried pushing all your pawns ?

[daring warren]

free chess coaching

[lapis tendon]

This mf payed for an mma ppv and got mad cause he saw 2 people fighting in mma rules

[magic quiver]

Khawal

[daring warren]

free chess coaching

[cunning meteor]

fighting and it's just aggressive cuddling

[uneven plover]

You like that? You seem obsessed with them.

Honestly you do you but that’s not my style.

[hollow locust]

I told myself I’d quit. But I can’t. 3 years and 500 rapid is all I have to show

[uneven plover]

Blocked cause you’re also incredibly weak.

[magic quiver]

It absolutely is based on what you’ve been saying

[dusk hinge]

Whats ur chess.com account, lemme look at your games

[hollow locust]

It’s like I know I need to quit. That playing this game is absolutely pointless.

[lapis tendon]

Go on, step into a BJJ or wrestling gym and see if you can even pipe up and call it cuddling again

[uneven plover]

Feels much better.

[atomic pier]

what is this Discord even about ? I thought it was about chess 😭

[cunning meteor]

I don't have to be an mma guru to know what cuddling looks like

[uneven plover]

Nah, chess is just a tool to aura farm. This discord is all about exposing fraudmaxxers.

[hollow locust]

Tyler_j_bell is my chesscom. I know I blunder and miss a lot, so that’s why I’m stuck at this elo

[cunning meteor]

uhh d4 e5

[magic quiver]

What feels good? Proving my point that you’re a khawal

[uneven plover]

1 blocked message…

[gloomy vale]

With the exception of blitz right ? I'm 1000 rapid but 800 elo in blitz is hard for me

[atomic pier]

what in the world is this English? Internet youth language?

[hollow locust]

Ass gambit

[cunning meteor]

na i wouldn't say so

[lapis tendon]

Mma has the dumbest fanbase going with plenty of clueless people like you who have no idea how fighting works, why not get up off your fat backside and go train a bit to see how it really looks from the inside

[uneven plover]

Get with the times, unc.

[magic quiver]

Seems like the block isnt very effective

[gloomy vale]

I swear blitz is harder than rapid elo wise

[cunning meteor]

not reading allat + chimaev is a cuddle bug stay mad

[dusk hinge]

Add me on discord, ill DM you after I look at your games and give you some feedback. You can 100% get past 500

[atomic pier]

I‘ll use ChatGPT to translate your exotic articulation

[cunning meteor]

na

i have a much easier time in blitz personally

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Big Gaz (thegreatbabypuncher)

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Name: Big Gaz (thegreatbabypuncher)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1738 (1758 peak)
Blitz: 1801 (1993 peak)
Bullet: 1987 (2020 peak)

[hollow locust]

I’ve been playing for 3 years and I’m stuck at 500. I don’t think I’m moving from this elo bro

[uneven plover]

Why are the LTNs so jealous of me?

[lapis tendon]

Your attention span is too low, that's why 😂 I rest my case

[cunning meteor]

maybe it's because the chess.com rapid pool is full of people who don't know lower time controls exist

[cunning meteor]

do you wanna cuddle or something why do you want me to go to a bjj gym

[hollow locust]

What’s an LTN

[lapis tendon]

Cause you call yourself an mma fan which you don't have the right to

[magic quiver]

How did you prove your attention span is garbage right after being called out on it

[uneven plover]

Most of the server here would be categorized as LTNs, low tier normies.

[cunning meteor]

I didn't deny it

[hollow locust]

Ah so me

[atomic pier]

I‘m still hoping to see a live ban in action

[cunning meteor]

also i play rapid i just like blitz more

[cunning meteor]

who decided that

[hollow locust]

Goes hard asl

[hollow locust]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-aura-piccolo-aura-aura-farming-aura-farm-gif-4796219510675252498

[uneven plover]

Well I’m not familiar with you, but if you say so it must be true.

[cunning meteor]

yooo chill with the glazing ahaa

[cunning meteor]

this was my pfp for like a month

[cunning meteor]

ah so me

[hollow locust]

I used to have a pink name as I’m like rich and stuff and boosted the server but left as I wanted to quit chess, but I’ve found myself unable to

I’m frustrated with lack of elo progress

[cunning meteor]

how long have you been here and how are you still 500

do you analyse your games and do your puzzles and learn your openings and endgames

[hollow locust]

Well I’ve been playing chess for about 3 years

I do analyse yes

[atomic pier]

love the approach

[short galleon]

sup

[hollow locust]

The craziest thing is this actually looks good for both sides

[dusk hinge]

@hollow locust DMd

[cunning meteor]

but do you do your puzzles and learn your openings

[atomic pier]

it‘s not

[cunning meteor]

hi ayanami

[short galleon]

currently 1342 on a long break, thinking about getting back into chess

[hollow locust]

I know most openings that are mainstream, don’t really do many puzzles maybe that’s my downfall

[atomic pier]

the 2700 is trying hard to hold on with their drawish gambling anti engine repertoire

[hollow locust]

I don’t have a dm

[atomic pier]

and who would have guessed? they‘re losing

[cunning meteor]

ooo

short person is frying these bozos

[atomic pier]

not frying, just a fresh account absolutely blowing a 2700 off the board

[sterile dagger]

so u think the guy who's 2500 is cheating?

[atomic pier]

rule 6 as far as I can remember

the disrespect 😭

[sterile dagger]

wat

im just curious whats being talked about

[atomic pier]

now they abandoned the game
after move one

it‘s almost like a whole movie

[zenith patio]

Hello

[atomic pier]

hi

[zenith patio]

Oh Hi Leila its been a minute

[kindred crypt]

Anybody below 900 wanna play

[plush stratus]

I speaking on behalf of those who you offended

[sterile dagger]

hii

yeah I took a long break from chess but am back now

better than ever

[zenith patio]

Ws

I hit finally 2k but fell back down but its fine

[kindred crypt]

@lime falcon wanna play i swear I've gotten better

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-side-eye-regispop-sideeye-gif-298615934819562729

[sterile dagger]

very nice, I remember when we last talked you were 1750

[atomic pier]

there you go

what I was talking about

[zenith patio]

Yeah. I've been slowly improving. Have you started playing rated games again or not yet?

[daring warren]

free chess coaching

[sterile dagger]

I have, mostly on lichess for now

I'm ~1600 now after taking a few months to get my head in the right space and studying

[zenith patio]

Nice thats a good jump after you came back

[sterile dagger]

Yeah, most of my problem was a mental one

I was trying to play while being an anxious wreck so

Was going about as well as you'd expect

[zenith patio]

Ah that explains it

Yeah you needed a break if that was happening

[sterile dagger]

It's a little more complicated than that

[zenith patio]

Ah I see. won't pry into that then

[chrome quartz]

Red brilliant lol(it's good cuz my opponent wasted 35 secs on calculating, so I won on time after the trades)

[flat wagon]

Hi

[magic quiver]

Guys how did I just win with 96.7% accuracy when I was playing moves instantly and not calculating anything??

[atomic pier]

?

[hollow oak]

Average 🥸

[flat wagon]

@open wing Btw I also had one alt in your server but I forgot the his pass I will try remember that so good bye for some time

[zealous marsh]

typa shit GMs do

[magic quiver]

Idk I just played a game against somebody and it was a 15 move knockout win but I wasn’t even thinking through my moves

[chrome quartz]

99% theory 1% draw offer

[honest brook]

yeah he could've just played rxe7 re8 and kh7 probably

[magic quiver]

Against lower rated players yeah but not against other gms

[flat wagon]

@open wing come here

[honest brook]

sometimes games are really simple so high accuracy is easier

like very open endgames for example

[chrome quartz]

Actually, that's not the right sequence

[honest brook]

what's wrong about it

seems to work fine?

[chrome quartz]

Rxe7 dxe7

Re8 right

[honest brook]

yeah then re8

[chrome quartz]

Then rd8!

[novel summit]

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[honest brook]

kh7 and you don't need to take the rook and queen defends e8

[chrome quartz]

Rf1!!

[honest brook]

Re7?

[chrome quartz]

R1f8

[honest brook]

I don't understand what rf1 does

oh

damn idk

[chrome quartz]

Ye, to win as black here u just had to accept u can't stop the pawn from promoting and let white queen, then trade everything off Then use the pawns to win

[daring warren]

free coaching!

[rustic crag]

its never lupus

[hollow oak]

I have a tip: play better

[daring warren]

?

[daring warren]

i dont understand

[hollow oak]

Just play better to be the future gm

[young swan]

yo

[obtuse star]

Hey guys i got a brilliant if anybody could add and explain why thatd be great im kinda new

[hollow oak]

Send the pic

[honest brook]

connect your account to send images

[spring sand]

yo

[young swan]

sup

[spring sand]

Hru

[obtuse star]

it doesnt let me in here

[young swan]

mid, wby

[spring sand]

mid

[obtuse star]

am i tweaking

[hollow oak]

U need to connect your chess acc with dc

[honest brook]

do /connect

[obtuse star]

alr i js connected it

if anything else is shitty chill on me i started 2 weeks ago

[hollow oak]

My guess is, queen takes then ur queen takes knight

[merry karma]

Never quit the game

You have a lot of potential

[obtuse star]

thats exactly what ended up happening lol

[candid merlin]

hi grandmas (GMs)

[obtuse star]

thanks bro

[slim hawk]

Any fellow low elo struggle gods (im 650) wanna hitup some practice rapids?

[candid merlin]

noice

[candid merlin]

meee

[hollow oak]

Crazy call

[candid merlin]

wait is that you pal

yo it's you lmao

[slim hawk]

lets rip a fresh pack of bad blunder tcg cards

[candid merlin]

LOL alr

[signal snow]

Any 2400's wanna spar

[slim hawk]

whats your name again

[candid merlin]

YukoHatsune

you've alr added me lolz

[slim hawk]

ahhh hell nah i remember youre way better than 500 xD

lets go anyway

[candid merlin]

LMAOO

[snow zinc]

why is my goat mid

heres a cookie 🍪

[candid merlin]

kkk glhf!!

[slim hawk]

sent

[sterile obsidian]

i got a league tournament ranking series going rn, starts in an hour if anyone wants to join. (unrated)

[night marten]

i won a few games in a row yesterady

it was 3:20 am when i won

[hollow rapids]

the english is treating me well

[static galleon]

Who’s up for a game

[hollow rapids]

hey bones, u lurking?

[static galleon]

you’ll soon outgrow it

It’s like a cannon event

[hollow rapids]

i doubt it

why would i outcrow it

it‘s so flexible

[static galleon]

It’s flexible but it’s has some drawbacks

[hollow rapids]

u can go for a QGD, KID, benoni, catalan, neo-catalan

[static galleon]

Again yeah you can transpose a lot but it was drawbacks

[hollow rapids]

nimzo as well

[gloomy bane]

can anyone coach me in chess im not very good

[hollow rapids]

like what

i just wanna know lol

[spice root]

???

what does that even mean

[hollow rapids]

because i see it played in a lot of master games as well

[spice root]

english isn't like the sicilian dragon

[hollow rapids]

so i assume it‘s a good opening

[static galleon]

Firstly it stops your bishop from going to c4 and g5 in the future

[novel summit]

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[hollow vessel]

yeah i tend to put my bishop on c4 a lot in d4 openings

[hollow rapids]

you get an amazingly placed bishop??? light squared domination

[stone trout]

this is a very strange brilliant 💀

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[static galleon]

Amazingly placed where💀

[novel summit]

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[hollow rapids]

on the fianchetto‘d long diagonal

u can go for botvinnik setup

[static galleon]

Spending a extra move on a fiachetto in itself wastes time as opposed to the more common options

[hollow rapids]

it‘s fun

[signal snow]

This site is never beating the laggy gameplay allegations, just lost a completely winning position again

[hollow rapids]

that‘s short term thinking ain‘t it

over a long game

[static galleon]

also it just doesn’t open up your pieces more as compared to e4 and d4

[hollow rapids]

the bishop gonna be all powerful

[stone trout]

u know a lot of positions for someone who's on the road to 1000

[static galleon]

Loosing a whole tempo can be catastrophic

[hollow rapids]

i only recently learned about it

[stone trout]

not me going 'This looks about right'

[hollow rapids]

can be, but not likely if it‘s theory

and proven to be sound

[stone trout]

if u play the position well enough, they'll name the position after you 😎

[winter geyser]

lf coach

[static galleon]

Sound but not the best imo

[hollow vessel]

c4 was played more than e4 at the candidates i felt

[hollow rapids]

best is subjective, because stockfish says either d4, c4, and e4

[hollow vessel]

what does tigano know that super gms dont ? 🧐 🧐

[stone trout]

i think that's because people prep a lot against e4

[frail trellis]

my opponent just blundered his queem and now is just sitting around for 5min

[hollow vessel]

but an elite player wouldnt pick an alternative to e4 if they felt it was meaningfully worse